KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!►►VOTE: https://forms.gle/WmiQwTJzTJ6JnMTM8—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-4-bgvj►OChttps://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki/King_of_/v/_2024/Galleryhttps://queenkingv.booru.org/►Nominations: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iyEvhCLdHgBoPaFf8TzA79wqPcHRqegR7evnMvH4q6o/edit?gid=0#gid=0►Qualifiers: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1u6lzwJZT2AIaoDHO1rbq-wGYJd6x-0KKKf8iOQFlIKc/edit?usp=sharing►Round 1: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScY7S0Ik3_8TqgDajvPlq686B9IH-nWfYMB6n6NmEHW3H-NnA/viewanalytics►Round 2: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdnIAAqol-6XiG1REdtJievpHwhda1fLM3P2Dwvvhp73Zq4Fg/viewanalytics►Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024►Detailed Rules and Info: https://pastebin.com/2jqMy7Y2►Character Limit—For qualifier poll>Game or Franchise Series can only have 3 characters (i.e. 3 characters from Metal Gear, Touhou, or Pokemon)►Judges:Yotsuba/v/-tanTre/vr/Senator Armstrong►Hosts>Ballsanon !!TSeJH+Shkly>Coayynon !!HfHRhjBcrKX>PenisAnon !KoAd713y0Q>Samaritanon !!LKu0yr+rtFu►Nominations: >>696524528►Qualifiers: >>696623247►Round 1: >>696715697►Round 2: >>696793571►Round 3: >>696878318►Previous: >>696893612
I SAID NO RESETTING, REDFIELD! WHY IS IT SO HARD FOR YOU TO GET IT THROUGH YOUR SKULL?!
OC Anchor.
>>696906586You will be destroyed.
/co/ would never vote for something /jp/ (no VNs/umineko or touhou, yume nikki etc) and it would probably be less open to PC games outside of shit like Undertale
>>6969057872021>>696905409>Yoshi can't even talkLike Tom, who won 2020?
Mario has some explaining to do...
Wariobros...
a vote for me is a vote for america
>>696906654WTF HE'S CHEATING ON SONIC
>>696906602Seethe harder
>that Metal Sonic ASS getting posted in the last threadHoly FUARK. I guess we do still have hot characters left in the bracket... Voting for him now!
>>696906626/co/ here, I can confirm the first half, I don't care for troonhu at all, but I don't know where you're getting the dislike for PC from
>>696906705Ironic
I voted for Mario
>>696906650Tom has a lot of personality though, even if he can’t talk you can tell what kind of guy he is from his feuds with Jerry, Spike and the black cat dude, I don’t think I’ve ever seen Yoshi be anything other than the dino you ride that occasionally participates in silly shit like go karting.
>>696906654>even Mario betrayed SonicThis is why Knuckles is MY hero!
>>696906758SUPER KNUCKLES!
Round 3 of Barred from King /v/ is racing away!VOTE: https://forms.gle/jx6Wucyqan2J1P5X7BRACKET: https://challonge.com/LibraryofSunFUN: https://therandombutton.github.io/I'm going to bed
>>696906758Fuck off moot
>>696906731Living anal bead...
L is NOT real
>>696906790so is he going to wake up?
>>696906626Nah, /co/ loves PC games, even if the year she E8'd was sketchy as fuck she Pauling still got far, and I think she qualified again this year even with all the salt over her /v/ ties, not that surprising since Venture Bros feels like the kind of thing the devs of TF2 would make if they were asked by Valve to make a cartoon.
>>696906790Make sure to vote for Dazai!
Any anons want to explain why they're voting for Captain Falcon?
>>696906839...
>>696906839…
>>696906758Sonic is NEVER alone!
>>696906662Turns out Mario isn't the only grower!
>>696906837MY HERO DAZAI
>>696906832At least you got to meet that nice cookie guy. Everyone I've met has given me the cold shoulder!
Play DOOM (& DOOM II)https://prboom.sourceforge.net/https://files.catbox.moe/fg196w.ziphttps://files.catbox.moe/9r57pr.zip
>>696906839I grew up with an F-Zero GBA game based on the anime, thought it was really fun, I didn't get to play it on the GC since I missed out on the F-Zero game that was released for that console but I remember that GBA F-Zero title being really fun.
Mmmm, i'm fucking Mario right now...
>>696906881...
>>696906678STOPJERKIN'MY CHAIN!
>>696906928Mr. Incredible…
>>696906687sex with metal
>>696906839they made an entire song as to why, forever he will be my hero and now that I'm not just a dreamerhttps://youtu.be/-L0pW3Eol6k?si=MrC7fmmBUqV2zKMf
King of /v/ 2024: Next 128 (Round 3) https://forms.gle/W2kvFaG1qPSTNcog8Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024Next128
The horny dies with this 7
>>696906926>>696906963Who the fuck are you guys
>>696906958Goddamn! Finally, another thicc femboy robot for me to CLANK. I've been waiting for one for so long... Every since Quote got destroyed.
>>696907005The silent majority speaking up for once.
>>696906837My porn addiction keeps me driving to jerk off to Morgana, specifically, art of Morgana with big ass, i fucking hate what i have become.
Was Nyar in?
King of /cov/ would potentially put Hank Wimbleton high so it'd be based
>>696906917shame, that cookie's dogs are quite entertaining but I was hoping for more violence in the later rounds
A SECRET HAS BEEN REVEALED
>>696906924Why should I play this instead of of some other version?
>>696906928Bowser...
Jacket bros I'm sorry but you will forever be with us
>>696907064old good new bad :)
>>696907035>Hank couldn't qualify for this year's Mr despite a new Madness Combat animation being released just a few weeks before the tournamentI don't know how I can cope with Hank being a never ever.
>>696907032yes and he lost to FUCKING STEVE
>>696906614>>696907078Kino but you gotta anchor your stuff man
Battler's campaign and failure to live to the expectations genuinely gave my depression. No joke. It literally felt like this:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoO_q4uFH2o
Jerking off to Luigi right now
>>696906664Shadow fans are getting too uppity lately. Get ready to sit the fuck down.
>>696907115Starlow…
>>696906996>6metal sexo
I was wondering how Metal even qualified but I forgot that Eggman is gone and there's not a series limit on E8 anymore
>>696907115Daisy and her futa cock...
>>696907064It's the original two games in a pretty good source port. You can always throw them into Gzdoom if you feel like doing that thoUnless you wanna go with the AAA nuDoom games or some shit but they're not even close to the same experience
Don't let them distract you, Metal. Shadow and his cult of faggots just happened to show their true colors
>>696907148Did Sonic even use it's third slot this year? I forgot who qualified a- oh, Sonic got in, right.
>>696907030Gotta say I’m glad my porn addiction isn’t that bad. Now I’m addicted to big asses too, but only if they’re attached to a woman.
>>696907106It's weird man, some dudes who had proper campaigns got extermined so early, then we have goobers like Steve and Chief who are just there.Hopefully this turns into something good with all the Mario wank, I really don't want this to be 2022 all over again
>>696907087At least he got to Finals in Barred... and then jobbed. I genuinely feel that he would do better here, he's got a pretty good game and we care more about flash shit than /co/. Hank would be a very fun character to have, but he's not /v/ technically so that sucks
>>696907185>Didn't even remember that sonic got in after he job in the first round.SonicKEKS...
>>696907120Chadow? Winneded.Metal? Loseded.
i love my hero
>>696907226Hey Chief has gotten some posts and a really good drawing for his match against Christopher, don't knock him out just yet.
>>696907226>t. Covenant scum
>>696907253Sonic is the most forgettable pick out of his entire franchise in King by far, it'd be a much better use of a slot if Knuckles or Mecha Sonic could get in instead.
>>696907087Madness has always been more popular on /v/ than /co/ but being a flash cartoon it's completely fucked out of these tournaments.
>>696907064Because it's fucking Doom
>"I-I still believe in Sonic's Strength"
>>696907226Chief is cool.
>>696907226The power of the silent majority.
>>696907215Believe it or not, i used to jerk off to "normal" stuff.
>NOOOOO I HAD A CAMPAIGN SO I SHOULDVE WON!!!!!!!Smells like Princessfag in here
>>696907064I grew up with DOOM but the one I had had no music. Honestly, made the atmosphere more eerie in my opinion.
>>696907348And the Steam bundle isn't?
>AM vs. TravisThis is like a semifinals tier match wtf. I can't decide on this.
>>696907468You can always pick that up too but the WAD and an accurate source port is just one step away from playing it on DOS like Carmack intendedhttps://gog-games.to/game/doom_1993_doom_ii
>>696907502Vote AM!
hey hosts can you include the barred tourney winner as a contestant in the tourney that would be real cool for all of us
>>696906981Doesn't it suck to be in the minor league, human? Your egg-shaped scientist friend was here last thread, but he didn't even pay you any mind because you weren't in the main thing. Well, I guess I've got no room to talk. All the more reason for me to strive to the top, even if I have to step over your corpse to get there.
>>696907598No.
>>696907460What did you play it on? Certain Doom versions like 64 and PS1 were deliberately experimenting with horror.https://youtu.be/K3xqeiRN5mo?si=-QyD8g1nEU-pkJvN
>>696907603You will have to put those dancing skills of yours to the ultimate test if you want to stand a chance against my immeasurable power
>>696907598>Gaben wins>Next year's first 3 rounds are nothing but shit posting about Gaben being allowed inI can picture it already
>>696907598>Coper's bracket
>>696907686Honestly gamedevs being in makes more sense than AVGN being in
>>696907716AVGN belongs in /tv/ but we still don't have a /tv/ tournament to vote for him in.
>>696907502Travis is one of my top picks to win, so easy recommendation on my part.
>>696907747Nah /tv/ would tell him to fuck off and vote Nostalgia Critic
>>696907778But anon, he invented indie film making! How could they not let him in?
>>696907778But he's an indie film maker!
>>696907647I really don't recall well. When I was little I played it a few times on a familiar's computer when he wasn't around. Said familiar managed to get the games from a cybercafe nearby. I don't remember the game having music which added to the tension of just hearing those monstruous noises throughout the level. Back then when we didn't have internet. I managed to see glimpses of another similar FPS that my familiar would play as well, when I asked him he mentioned it was Quake 2.
>>696907460The only Doom is no music was the Atari Jaguar version so either your computer was fucked or your family actually had a fucking jaguar
>>696907078KINO
mario
>>696907960That's it, spitevoting Mario now. We don't want another Bazz in this tournament.
>>696907894I saw that AVGN video a while ago about it and it surprised me it also had no music. My only guess is that my familiar downloaded a poor modified version of the game.
The Fuckin' Nerd is pretty obviously /v/ territory but you could absolutely nominate Board James
>>696907421No I can imagine
>>696906837kek
>>696908006He fits in /tv/ better, but /tv/fags would probably complain about a guy whose main career revolves around reviewing video games being allowed in a /tv/ tournament.
>>696907276He did? Guess I missed all his OC, a shame we didn't get a Rematch of Chris satanaic ride.Is still funny in a way though, Pepisman and Chris used to filter all the shitters out of e8 back then, but now they are just fodder, feels like some late season powercreep shtick
Form asking the date Playboy of /trash/ should happen, deadline is King's finals (ignore the first and third questions):https://forms.gle/hNCKSkyEv7TA7wcM9Small tournament about video game areas and locations, round 3:https://forms.gle/zgNxJDSVsp7jBXXG7https://challonge.com/zrkk82on
>>696908143Pepsiman's still pretty strong, Chris got fucked over hard though, him missing the bracket for HUNK is pretty WTF tier when everyone though Wesker would be the one out.
>>696907670Don't you have a trial to attend first? But sure, I'll be waiting for you next round after I'm done with the puny scientist. I'm always down to pound a cocky little upstart into submission.
>>696908143Echoing what >>696908217 said, Pepsiman is still a filter. Now that status might be challenged for once if Waluigi wins and loses to Raiden (or less likely Crash) right after, but even then that's still not on the level of true fodder.
>>696907994Probably, Doom has a lot of modified shit you can just stumble into, probably the easiest game to find a "haunted CD" for or whatever
>>696907276Two drawings for Christopher Robin and one drawing for Quote actually>>696908143Pepsiman is still strong THOUGH?
>>696907226This is a great line-up. Fuck campooner wank.
I should have nominated this Wolf
>>696908456Someone did, and he lost!
>>696906614ENTER
>>696906586Puppet showThe what?
every year:>King starts>silent majority: "wow is that Battler from TFR? cool Imma vote him in">a couple of rounds pass>silent majority: "hey I remember this guy that Battler's facing! I played his game as a kid :) Imma vote for him">Battler loses>/tnt/: writes a theoretical paper on how exactly Battler supporters should have campaigned to get him to win and how much wasted potential for kino his tourney run totally hadif you care about Battler so much that you keep talking about him, why don't you campaign for him yourselves?
>>696908723i dont give a fuck about what people on /tnt/ are doing
>>696908764I mean you can see it in this thread too. There's always whining about how "Battler supporters" didn't do enough. What Battler supporters? You're the only ones talking about him.
Battler is love.... Battler is life...
>/tnt/fags are STILL complaining about BattlerJust you wait. Next year all the BattlerCHADS will wake up and give him the best campaign you fags have ever seen.
Battler leaves through my window
>>696908764No one said anything about /tnt/ you obsessed e-drone.
>>696908989here's your (you) bro
What would your ideal E8 look like?>Garrett>Raziel>Sebastian LaCroix>AM>Ancestor>Commander Shepard>Lindamea>Bezimienny
any dazaibros active
...
>>696907502For me it's AM
>e-piggies still crying over AEW
>>696909223over what
This tournament really showed that Battler must be buried for good. He's washed and KWAB.
>>696907502Every AM run is just waiting for a likable enough hero to take him down.
>>696909231Rightfully dunking on that smark faggot Battler.
https://youtu.be/GlrnhiPbx44
>>696909152Cat got your tongue?
>>696909292MY HEROES... WITH DOOMGUY NOWHERE TO BE SEEN, HAHAHA
I miss Mari
>>696909294...
>>696909483Bitchtits
Shadow is the badass, silent type...
>>696909462Roland...
>>696909096This is absolute garbage. Bait?
>>696909096What the fuck is this e8 dude.
>have to fight against a big monkeyI just wanted to start this morning in peace.
>
>>696909096Battler 8 times.
>>696909667Battler...
>>696909650You do have a pretty nice mouth, old man.
>>696909373KWABcon...
>>696906586Did anyone even care that Jack Frost lost? Or did SMT anons ditch him now that Demi Fiend is a serious candidate? Felt like he bowed out so unceremoniously. At least he actually won a round unlike Ranni and Hornet
I just saw her again. She's right here in this thread. Don't fucking mess with me.
>>696909516>Bitcht-*jobs*
>>696909770ISAAC DON'T LISTEN TO HER
>>696909373UNFhttps://youtu.be/K2x1dVkTdvc
>>696909096who?
>>696909718I uhh... T-Thanks???
>>696909263Honestly with the patterns we have been seeing you are not wrong. I wouldn't call Travis a hero though, he is too self-interested
Reading the convo from last thread with /v/ trying to guess /co/'s tastes is funny as fuck
>>696909803She keeps trying to tell me things every round. I keep hearing her even when I don't want to.>...SHUT UP!
>>696909814Whoa...
>>696909887Did anyone get it right?
why did you guys get so boring, last kov was hilarious
>>696909948many many poor losers
>>696909948this is a low energy year please understand
>>696909258But enough about Rance!(In all honesty though, the brackets were fucked this year, still wonder why they dropped the seeded brackets over this )
Oh, this guy in the trenchcoat reminds me when my buddy Keith went to Colorado one dah. He was walkin' down the street when he saw two guys enterin' the school with the full gear, trenchcoats, gloves, weapons and all. Then suddenly- BOOM! Shots everywhere! Windows were shatterin' and he got a piece stuck in his right arm. He tried to get rid of it but he only pushed it deeper in. Now he has a little triangle sticking out his triceps, and he looks funny when he puts on a uniform, that's crazy man!
>>696909948all my picks lost, all the others picks i went to after them lost and i dont care about anyone still in
>>696910021Because people voted for it
>>696910021What does ESSENCIA have to do with your post?
We hope you guys have a Merry Christmaslove from the newly weds.
>>696909948OC makers left, Wario and AM are our only hope now
I see my spitevoting got that shitty VN erased from the tournament
>>696909948I'll admit for all the trouble Loser's bracket definitely brought a lot of entertainment to the threads, but it's still better to let sleeping dogs lie.
>>696910073Skill issue. Should've cared about actual winners instead.
>>696910074People shouldn't be allowed to vote on anything other than the characters. 99% of people are too retarded to set up sane rules.
Who would be the best winners at this point? Rank them on tiers or something I don't care.
>>696910103Why? It couldn't be clearer!This tourney lacks something with 7 words on it, latino american spanish, written in a poorly wayE C E N C I A
I still think it’s pretty funny that years of Geraltfags trying to psyop people into thinking Geralt is a hyped pick that can make the E8 with a few rounds of build up not only on /v/ itself but also /tnt/ by constantly pairing him with powerhouse picks in tag tournaments so he’d do artificially well was all undone in a single round by Tom Nook.
>>696906837kino
>Battler gets voted out>people *still* fucking talk about himthis man will make it to E8 one day with how much you guys don't shut the fuck up, both for and against him.
>>696910174Shadow would be the best.
>>696910249If Battler can recapture the campaign of 2022, then maybe.
>>696910174Shadow, Wario, Travis or Doomguy for me
>>696906837What happened to Dazai's checkmark?
>>696910216Man I didn't care much about him, but man, seeing him job this hard to Nook, only for him to die the next round was tough, felt bad for geraltfag, not even the silent majority could help him
>>696910174This is just my personal taste but these are the ones who stick out to me>AM>JC Denton>Wario>Travis>Doomguy
>>696910129FNAFbros...this cannot be...
>>696910174Raiden, Wario or Peppino
>>696910267...if we were on tumblr.
>>696910129Higurashibros…
>>696909948Silent FAGority voted out the characters that actually get OC.
I'm not voting for your double-rigging cheating pick unless he wears a christmas hat!
Who is the chuddiest character left?
>>696910450shadow
>>696910450DoomCHUD.
>>696910450Kirby
It's a silver lining, but after the whole year of boogeymanning and falseflagging, I'm glad AM still has a great campaign and no one has caused any shitstirring over either whitelists or schizo shit. Same with characters like Jacket and Isaac. The only real drama was over HUNK which is still a shame but at least it ended there.
>>696910486Don’t jinx it.
>>696910174I'll just repost from last thread.>Would love to see him winRaiden, Doomguy, Travis Touchdown, Wario, Mario>Would be more than satisfied if he wonPhoenix Wright, JC Denton, Isaac Clarke>Would be a fun winnerPeppino, Neo Cortex, CJ, AM, Little Mac, Regigigas, Shadow, Luigi>Would be a satisfactory winnerCrash Bandicoot, Master Chief, Kirby, Postal Dude, Heavy, Miles Edgeworth, Gordon Freeman, Captain Falcon>Not sure I can see him as a winnerWaluigi, Pepsiman, Ellis, Donkey Kong, Metal Sonic, Revolver Ocelot, Jetstream Sam, Dagoth Ur
>>696910174I kinda want either Shadow, Mario or Wario to win here, they gave me some good laughs and there is potential kino to be had, with AM reaching close to round 2 if possible, everything else goes
>>696910269I don't even remember what was so special about his 2022, I thought his 2024 was his best campaign due to attention put on him.
>>696910117no all the coolest oc makers (me)draw shadow
>>696910553From what I remember, 2022 had actual hype behind Battler and not just entirely memes. I remember OC and campaigning actually relating to Umineko and people went all in on his fight with Robin. 2023 in comparison felt like a wet fart full of nothing but memes and shitposts.
>>696910450AM without a sliver of a doubt. Look at that OP image lmao
>>6969105532022 was when the Yugi shenanigans was at it's peak, Battler got hyped by proxy thanks to his alliance with Rance, but he still jobbed on Round 2
>>696910450Doomguyhttps://youtu.be/r-Z37yw5i-0?si=Mix43ZzVjaPAjgxx
>>696909948My drawing skills are below average and I can't even think of anything to draw.
>>696910174Shadow, Mario, JC, Phoenix, Travis, Raiden
>>696910174Pepsiman or AM
>>696906614Anchorin' >>696910578
https://files.catbox.moe/w64lld.mp4
>>696909742Frost was a sad state of affairs, he actually went toe to toe with Garland in 2022, but never got the same glory again.Seems like only Eggman can consistently remain a top dog from all the second place finalists
>>696910174Doomguy.
I'm surprised how content people are with Raiden. He feels like the sole exception to people not wanting a series repeat winner. Even with Touhou, I feel like no one would ever allow a Touhou girl to win again.
>>696910750Why the "even", /v/ was always spiteful of Touhou, there was just an influx of /jp/ in 2020.
>>696910750He's a good character but his bracket is easy as shit and alsl has had notable presence with the roleplay
>>696910604>>696910628>2022 had actual hype behind Battler and not just entirely memes. I remember OC and campaigning actually relating to Umineko and people went all in on his fight with Robinfuck Christopher Robin was 2 years ago holy shit, i had the timeline mixed up in my head. I meant I thought his 2023 was good not his 2024 (this year).I'll still be forever mad at how that round went down and only take solace that since then CR has been a mega jobber ever since.
Ngl it sucks that Frog lost. Mac already got his big victory this year in Co-Op and his campaigner doesn't care to push him in King after that while the Frog was getting stuff.
>>696910486Can't wait for the finals. AM is going to have a tough time but he's gonna get the help of all the characters he's beaten. It's gonna be so KINO...
It definitely feels like there's less going on this time but I think there's not that big of a cause for alarm. Day hours are still pretty packed and tournaments in general kick up hard once we get to the E8. It's unfortunate that OC and the like doesn't get as much engagement anymore, but I think people definitely still see it and appreciate it, just aren't vocal on it anymore. Maybe it's because of the new filters or maybe they don't want to make the thread die faster, I dunno.
>>696910915/tnt/ard…
>>696910486Gah! You are jixing it!
>>696910985>but I think people definitely still see it and appreciate it, just aren't vocal on it anymore.I personally had this issue last year, I had a few shitty Battler OCs and posts last year that didn't get much attention I felt. Come this year I see people in the thread saying "oh where is the energy like [one of my posts] or [another one of mine] for Battler this year?".Like I did it for fun but at the time it felt like no one else was having or joining in the fun so I didn't feel up for it this year.
>>696911036Do you have more of these?
>Meanwhile at Club Doom…https://youtu.be/qtH-L5CZFA0?si=1pqsaPV19ITeEJNz
>>696911110Right, I felt it with this tournament already a little. I thought HUNK was being overshadowed by Hexfag drama and ignored otherwise but then later I see a lot of people mention him as one of the standouts in campaigning and thought that was pretty neat.
>>696910807Yeah, I think his part of the bracket is going to be his undoing sadly if he does return to the Elite Eight. It's harder to win if you sweep one of the quietest parts of the bracket. Crash has been at least trying this round for what it's worth, but I don't think it's going to compare to what we've seen elsewhere on the overall bracket.
>>696909742I like Jack Frost but there are better choices for an SMT winner, like Demi-fiend or Dagda. I don't think Dagda would do good at all if he actually qualified because voters seem to have only heard of Nocturne but he's fucking hilarious and memed pretty often in SMT threads. Jack also had to fight Falcon.>>696910750Cirno is the only other 2hu that really feels fitting to win and I say this as a 2hufag. In comparison, Raiden is a very notable Metal Gear character and is the protagonist of MGR. If anyone is to break the curse then it's him I think
>>696911291Then why has she never made E8 whilst Marisa has?
You have my full support, AM. Go beat that lil whyt boy for me.
>>696911365Cirno made Elite Eight in 2020 and got fifth. She's been in the top 16 three years in a row after returning.
>>696911417I have to say I agree with you Coach. AM needs to win this round and also the entire tournament. It's the only way.
>>696911365Cirno has gotten to E8 before, dumbass.
>>696911136Hunger games caps? Not at hand sadly.AM memes? Yeah, a whole bunch
What happened to all the PMfags? They were all over the place in Queen even several rounds after they lost but they’ve been borderline absent in King, did Ayin not qualifying at all kill their enthusiasm?
>>696906586What's the password
>>696911492LOW ENERGY yearBLACKPILLED yearDOOMER year
>>696911365Marisa is the other protagonist of 2hu and many prefer her to Reimu. She didn't even end up qualifying this year, but Cirno did, and if memory serves me right she didn't enter in 2023 either. Not sure what the falloff is about
>>696911448>>696911471My bad, hard to remember with how consistently she’s been kept out recently coupled with all the jobber memes.
>>696909152>>696909483Hey, Shadow! How's your match going? I'm here with this wizard looking guy, he looks like he'd fit perfectly on the racetrack!
>>696910750People aren't that buckbroken by franchise factionalism here compared to queen or the co events, every character is his own man, and if he wins, he wins, just like the Senator intended>>696910829Yeah, as one anon said, CR was a menance that almost sparked the vidya thingy ban, because of how much meme energy he had, but he got powercreeped and forgotten, same as Morshu and Spamton, they ate shit ever since 2021
>>6969066141000 hours in paint.
>>696911613>Not sure what the falloff is aboutStrategic voting from 2hufags during qualifiers
How fucked is Luigi if HL3 gets announced tomorrow?
>>696911417>>696911469KINO holy shit. I gotta vote for AM now. I just remembered too how he's in the original schizo alliance with Batter and Grimm, him winning will finally make things come around in full circle.
>>696911240
>>696911757Falseflagging /tnt/roon...
>>696911365Both Marisa and Cirno have had E8 before
>>696911240...
Evil Doomers must have put something in the water to make your brain so slow and unenthusiastic. Quick, grab a Pepsi! Cleanse your brain from evil gay chemicals!
>>696911743HL3 is not getting announced tomorrow, Valve will just announce it one random day like they did with Alyx.
>>696911613Since 2023 touhou voters are pissy about voting for other 2hus than their favorite because of the series limit.
The only thing I have left is Dazai and the Groxno one in the KOV tourney
>>696911835*sluuuuuuuurp*
>vote out almost all the characters with good and active campaigns>then complain about the tournament being boring and low-every/v/fags everyone.
AM
>>696911983I blame The Silent Majority
>>696912014My schizo KING...
>FOUR (4) Mario representatives Why is no one talking about this blunder?
>>696912014
>>696912064LATEnymous...
>>696912064/tnt/roons brigaded the tournament. They fucking LOVE tendieshit there.
>>696911983Narrator was so goodHerobrine's comeback was kinoHarry had traitposting and was the ultimate underdogCharles was a fun meme option
>>696912152And that's not even the half of it. So many good and campaigned choices lost suddenly just like that.
Why are we acting like there aren't a dozen characters with active campaigns right now? Because they're not posting 24/7?
Herobrinebros... *cough*We... lost...
>>696911983I missed a few threads, has Dagoth Ur received a single piece of OC or even low effort campaigning?
>>696911240>me in the dancefloor
>>696912278I recall seeing some Dagoth Ur posts, yesu
>>696912278I think I saw a couple but he's one of those filler characters that kind of just skates by because some people get reallly lucky from the random bracket. Pretty sure he made it to Round 3 last year too.
>>696911983I personally know a lot of the characters but even if I lost and didn't have another main I'd probably shift to liven things up with something else. People should see these more as happy fun times and do whatever instead of being caught up on their pick too much desu
>>696912115Herobrinebro...
>>696912254because they're worse than the ones that came before
>>696912278I did some banter for him yesterday but i didn't expect him to win
Battler was easily the biggest loss, his campaign was legendary
>>696911983R1/R2 are brutal for campaigns, Silent Majority only loses it's major sway after round 2 ends.
>>696912421I was the guy you were bantering with but I didn't expect you'd win with such a wide margin CAPTCHA: STAMPT
>>696912064It was brought up last year, and it was brought up this year again. Hosts don't care.
>>696911729>>696911863I may have caused this and I have zero regrets, EOSD is not even the best Touhou game
>>696912152Feels bad to lose one of my mains to Charles, only for him to lose immediately after. It's not surprising that he did, though, against JC.
>>696911743Valve have never needed big shows to announce their games. Just opening Steam would show their new game off to millions easily. Much like Rockstar, they could pick a random thursday evening to announce and it'd still break the internet in two
>>696911581shut up stupid
>>696912876>>696906614BASED CHADOW
>>696912563It happened quite late in the round so I doubt it decided anything
Wouldn't it be funny if Shadow or Metal Sonic won, essentially cucking Eggman for a good few years at minimum?
>>696911492Didn't touch Queen, but I was campaigning for someone elseWritefagging and roleplay altogether hasn't been that impactful this year other Jetstroke Sam
>>696912971Eggkek is already a never ever.
>>696912616Both Cirno and Remilia (unnominated) were fun this year tho
>>696912965Yeah I know but still expected it to be a closer match
>>696911729>>696911863It makes sense, if fans know they have tough competition from the same series, they're going to only vote for the ones they want to see the most.Speaking of Touhou, I am pleasantly surprised at how well Shingyoku did in the Qualifiers. Sure, it was still the Touhou pick with the least votes, but I expected less than half of that.
>>696913020Cirno and Remilia are the best EOSDhus in my opinion so that checks out.
>euro hours>everything is shit and dead and gloomyshit continent leads to shit thread
You will end. Until then, there will be no peace.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QHRuTYtSbJQ
>>696910174>S TierIsaac, Chief, Doomguy, Regigigas, Captain Falcon, Metal Sonic>A TierRaiden, JC Denton, Wario, AM, Travis>B TierShadow, Phoenix Wright, Edgeworth, Peppino, MarioThe rest I have no strong feelings on
https://poal.me/ab8ltghttps://poal.me/ab8ltghttps://poal.me/ab8ltg
>>696913416...!? ... ... ...
I see my superiority has caused you all to go silent with awe and amazement
UNF
>>696913950Hey, who knew my fans took a liking to you too, huh? We should race sometime!
>>696906614Mario has finally cured Sam's stroke, but it came at a high cost.Vote for Mario!
>2 pieces of OC without a single (You)Goddamn we really are dead.
>>696914172sambros...
>>696914172Kino
>>696911718Nice
>>696914057Who are you and why is your outfit so tight are you one of those rainbow people or something? either way I'll take you up on your offer but can it be after the slipknot concert those tickets were expensive and i got fired from my last job for...well it isn't important but yeah prepare to eat my ultimate lifeform dust
Kirby said the N word
>>696912064Nintendo board. Nintendo website. Deal with it.
>>696914792Haha, I appreciate your spirit, but you've got bigger fish to fry right now! Maybe if you're strong enough, I can meet you in the semi-finals.
...https://youtu.be/Bv3biyYpiC8?si=-t6wQl5j3UmLHvsR
>>696914926Npoyo!
>>696913343Wake up lazy bum, it's almost burguer hours>>696914172Probably duo to the current hour, euros are working and burguers are being lazy. Just wait a few and it will pick up the pace
>>696915194
I kind of want to shatter someone's pelvis with a sledge hammer right now. Give them enough painkillers to keep them from passing out, and then lock them in a room with a poor supply of food and water that's low in nutrition so they can die from their wound.
>>696915363Herobrine bro...
>>696915363Madotsuki...
>>696914926I see McCloud is spreading his new-found knowledge to the masses.
>>696915363Metal Sonic...
>>696915363Luigi...
>>696915363Noise...
>>696915363The Combine...
>>696915405WHERE
>>696915608
>>696911492>What happened to all the PMfags?>did Ayin not qualifying at all kill their enthusiasm?good. fuck them, they kept shitting up queen and they only participate ironically banning them is unrealistic but this is the closest we can get and I'll gladly take it
>>696915363What a strange thing to say.If you want them not to pass out, then we're assuming you'd be giving them a powerful painkiller before breaking their pelvis, completely taking the pain from the wound out of the picture. So using local anesthesia would probably be more useful.Is the purpose to keep them from moving? Then there's no need to go to such lengths. Anesthesia could also do that. Restraining them as well.Death by a thousand cuts would be much better.
>>696915363>t.
>>696915901hold your horses pal i know exactly who's behind this post and it isn't my retarded HERO crash the bandicoot
>>696915828Benjamin would never do this.
>>696915856You still feel pain when you're on weaker pain killers.Stop being a bot.
>>696916006>6006haha boob
>>696915985benjamin is a faggot. he would.
>>696916029Kill yourself.
>>696915982>i know exactly who's behind this postOh yeah? Who is it then?
>>696915772there's no separating my HEROES...
>>696916006Then he'd pass out, no? But you're right, an average dose of morphine should suffice.
>>696916065YEAH, HOW ABOUT YOU JOIN HIM TOO AND KILL YOURSELF
>hunk and vergil lostwell can't say i didn't try, especially in the case of HUNK.>Neo cortex crash and shadow are inI'm glad. even if they unfortunately lose there are others i wouldn't mind winning, only 2 or 3 characters I'd rather not win this year
I kind of want to shatter someone's pelvis with my huge fat ass right now.
>>696916280HEX...
>>696916280Wario...
>>696916280Princess...
>>696906614>Here, finish the fight. >Uhh... Chief? I'm a defence lawyer. >Doesn't matter, anyone can become a soldier. Now finish the fight. VOTE FOR PHOENIX
>>696916280I understand why it's a desire, Sam, you obviously can't as you are paralyzed....
>>696916280CJ..
>>696916123you know exactly who i mean "crash" or should i say COCO!! you can't be posting stuff like that on the Internet, it's illegal give me your laptop right now
>>696916278Delete this.
>>696916424Kino
>>696916278You know, it's weird how someone memable as Vergil, a co-author of chaosposting and one of the favorite recent memes of /v/ died this easy and without fanfare>>696916424Chief bros..
>>696916129I honestly really like these two together desu. Isaac dealing with marker hallucinations of fucked up Mado is funny but I also think they’d probably be chill and comfort each other well. Voting for shipping purposes is gay as hell but I’m already voting for Clarke so it’s a bonus.
>>696916479S-sorry big brother! *gulp* I, err- need to find some batteries. Bye!
>>696916954Cortex...
>>696916739Vergil losing to Doomguy of all characters isn't that weird. Dante lost to him in 2019, the year DMCV released. The lack of fanfare is probably owed to DMC hype dying down tho, it's been 5 years since.
>>696916739>You know, it's weird how someone memable as Vergilblame it on his fans, there was only like 1 guy and he didn't post all that much, i tried to contribute on the side but that works only as support it can't carry a character on it's own, and on top of that vergil is dealing with the curse of being from a series that already won, people will spitevote him simply because dante already won same way people spitevote touhou because reimu won. then again, maybe they realised this and didn't campaign because they knew their inevitable fate, who knows.
>>696916954>>696917070>TWO(dos) cocosWHOA??!
>>696909948Outside of Jetstroke Sam, I’m not really having much fun overall. My main didn’t qualified and faggots yelling loud about OOC and whatever meta shit when it comes to campaign unironically killed my energy since now you can’t really go crazy without some stupid nigger complaining about it. So I’m just taking it easy.
>>696917321>My main didn’t qualified and faggots yelling loud about OOC and whatever meta shitblame /tnt/ and their furry Roleplaying ways. they consistently prove they're anti-fun every time they pull shit like this
>>696917321Scoutbro...
>>696917423Furry board.
>>696917321Just do whatever you want and let the faggots seethe.
So... were they FRAUDS?
>>696917321Kleinerfag...
>>696917568Well, Garland already won...
I hope Chudow LOSES.
>furfags are STILL seething You're still not accepted in our site btw
>>696917205Crash, did you seriously fall for that disguise again? It's the third time Cortex has done this just this week...
>>696917501no nigger /tnt/ fags unironically hold >uwu is that your bulgy wulgyroleplays or whatever, someone posted about it in queen
>>696909948Despite there being some effort, this year really has lost a lot of the magic that made up King /v/. The Chaos and madness of it has really become sanitized and almost bland really. A lot of vocal and campaign heavy picks are booted in early rounds without any mercy, and from this year alone, shamed for some reason. I know I am talking a bit early here, but at this same round and part last year we had Samposter chaos and Geralt and Alex going against Eggman and Wario with some fun shitposting going around. This round in comparison is very bland in comparison.
>>696917659This. Fucking furfags are still posting thinking they'll be accepted here. We REALLY need to drive them off this site.
>>696917652>one of them is supposed to be cortexWOAH........
>bunch of characters with fun OC and banter still in>this year sucks because... muh low seed kino is gone!
>>696911492Getting Angela out is more important than campaigning for our picks.
>>696917629>>696917738(6)
>>696916424NICE
>>696917840
>>696915828why did I find that hot?
>>696917752Crash IDIOTcoot...
I don't what you're talking about, I think this year has been really fun and all my mains already lost.
>>696917752crash you IDIOT!! now that you fell for my trap and followed me to raiden's goon lair you'll have NO CHANCE of Winning
>>696917980ayin is very fuckable. him being a jobber that ranked lower then roland(lol) helps
>>696918048With did 9 my HERO escapes while you get locked in the goon lair with no escape.
>>696917652while I'm at it, can't have you interfering with my plans, woman. this is called the KING of v go back to the female section jobber
>>696918234>with did 9Into the goon lair with you.
>>696918234You mean this 9, ESL-Kun?
>>696918234I’ll save you! 9!
>>696918283
5 and Mario fucking explodes
With this 9 I will SAVE and REVIVE Coco with my MASSIVE dong
5 and all Crash Shiticoot characters are GONE
>>696918491...another castle, just for fun.
>>6969185639 and you will leave and never come back.
I wasn't here yesterday. How much did I miss? Is Harry still in?
>>696918724___No____________
>>696911492I'm still here.
>>696909770I've seen her too, Isaac, so I know she's here. I also know that she's batshit insane! Right now she's being corrupted so she can be turned into a sacrifice for the Profane Sabbath, but I'm not letting that happen! Once I rescue her, I'll leave her in your hands if that's what you want.
>>696918804Raiden, right? She keeps saying things to me, but at the same time, she isn’t. Can’t tell if it’s the Marker or what... but I think I can trust you. I’ll get to her, no matter what it takes.
Did you know, that Luigi was named after the guy who shot the CEO of United Healcare in order to honor him?
Post Predictions>1st Place: Shadow>2nd Place: Raiden>3rd Place: Doomguy>4th Place: Wario>5th Place: Heavy>6th Place: Phoenix Wright>7th Place: Captain Falcon>8th Place: Isaac Clarke
>>696915363
>>696919047Isaacbros...
>>696915828Hey!!I've been nothing but nice>>696911492Also the roland cosplayer stayed around didn't he?
>>696919047>1st Place: My main>2nd Place and so on: Everyone else
oh I completely missed thiswhos winning
>>696919202Roland
Hex belly or CJ belly?
>>696919202We are :)
>>696919247I wish
>>696919361MY belly
>>696916739I love Vergil and DMC a ton but I just have too many other characters I want to support
I will remind them
>>696919247>rolandcome with me to the back buddy
>>696906664>REDDIThog
>>696911492I was busy going through the reverberation enseble in library of ruinaholy fuck it's all 3 hour long boss fights from here isn't it
>>696919047There’s no way /v/ will actually let a non-Eggman Sonic character win
Dura
Shadow is SHIT and FINISHED
>>696918868I know what you mean, she keeps talking to me too, but it's uh, interesting what she's saying to me. Lots of knife play, and I mean a lot of it. I'm still trying to escape Silent Hill, but once I'm out, one of my goals is to track her down and save her from the Order of the Second Death. I'll call you on the codec once I've got her.
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>>696919531there's also no way /v/ will ever let eggman win eitherseeing him job at the last second is just too funny
>>696919673...
>>696919673>>696919737
>>696919119Yeah I'm still here, obviously just can't do much with loland since he lost early. Had he made it to round 2, I would've storytimed the first canto of Orlando Furioso while being in-character and in cosplay. At least I got the rape photo done.
>>696918804mr raiden metal gear we've ALL heard the news of crash the bandicoot disappearing and possibly being trapped aginest his will in your gooncave(yes the same one where you keep all the loli porn. we all read that article) which coincided with the UNFORTUNATE NEWS of coco bandicoot going missing with you being the prime suspect in this crime mystery according to SEVERAL of the best cops and lawyers around, chief amongst them being detective harry do bois what do YOU have to say for yourself mr raiden ? hummmmmmmmmmmmmm?????
Wouldn't it be funny if the first /v/ sonic winner isn't Eggman
>>696918868Isaac Clarke, right? Our master has heard you want to see miss Madotsuki, don't you? We can take you to her, but only if you one specific thing for us...
>>696919673>>696919737>>696919810...
>>696906664>>696907120>shadow vs metalwhoever wins i win. it's nice
>>696919972Gordon/Pepsiman alliance?
>>696920160...
Say my fucking name.
>>696920227I don't know your name retard
>>696920227LUIGI
Hi there, would you sign my petition?
>>696920272UNF
>>696920227N
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>>696920272...
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>>696920446O
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>>696920532Y
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>>696920227Lord HeinI kneel...
>Round 3Our heroes need some rest before the battles ahead, post the most peaceful music from your main’s franchisehttps://youtu.be/LRHBcDNhZps?si=I1HfwwYVGA87Qfo5
NI...GORYC
>>696920272What's it about?
>>696920617>video unavailable...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-GU4jvSvz4
>>696919673>>696919737>>696919810>>696919928>>696919972>>696920121>>696920147>>696920192>>696920259>>696920391YES!
>>696920617https://youtu.be/lamVj1XaMts?si=tkSj80mdO0O_Gzp4Yes this is actually in-game. Wish I could done more for the boys, feels good to see them qualified but I'm so busy and tired this year.
>clenches Alyx's ass
>Time... Dr. Freeman?>Is it... really shitposting time again?
>>696920771the gmod poster is already doing your job for you
>>696920891...
>>696920891You've done a great deal in a small time... span...You've done so well in fact that I have been given some interesting offers for your shitpost services...
>>696920902Only thing I made so far was some in-character banter and this https://files.catbox.moe/vberkf.mp4 I'll probably try to make something later
>>696919864What the hell is a gooncave? Whatever it is, I don't have it, same with all that lolicon shit! As for the Bandicoots, I don't know what happened to them, but hey, if they're gone, then it makes this round a hell of a lot easier for me.
>>696920782>...>...>...MINOR FRACTURE DETECTED>...!MORPHINE ADMINISTERED
>>696921012WARNINGMAJORSEXUALSTIMULATIONDETECTED
>>696920617https://youtube.com/watch?v=ZIjJZ2m-Bqk
>>696906586stop spamming this garbage and go to /vg/
Voting for my next HEROES Crash Bandicoot and Dr. Neo Cortex.If they job I'm done for.
>>696920617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-ok_i3W3Zg
>>696921084PMbro btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-eMVfiT8_c
>>696921084Pick up that can.
Where do I vote for next128?
>>696920782>>696921012Gordon! You horny dog, you!
>>696920983funny I made something but with the roles reversed for JC, inspired by your video of coursehttps://files.catbox.moe/3ivcg7.mp4
>>696921045They're waiting for you, Gordon... In the SEX chamberrrrrrr
>>696921317This just made me vote Ellis again but with extra force.
>>696921317Oh yeah that one is fucking great, I actually laughed when I realized its meant to mirror the OC kek.
By the way, we had this exact silent match of the titans between Gordon and Luigi back in the third round in 2022, funny how it's happening again.
>>696909137hi>>696906837dazai supremacy!>>696909948what was the best part in any kov tournament?
>>696920617https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mTvnKbAnQR0
https://youtu.be/ZrxKFDZu_MI?si=nxecxd6m2QBNIUYp
Reminder that Gordon finished off SHITnic.
>>696921891DELETE THIS
>>696921713This comic always fucking funny, what were 90s writers on?
>>696906664likewise~
>>696921713>DoomGYATT in the last panel
>>696906614
>>696906837>A la mierda mastemaBased, but I was voting for him already though
>>696922038FINISH HIM METAL SONIC
>>696920227Hein you jobbed before it even started come home now
>>696921713https://youtu.be/Yl5NSugBtrA?si=1mu5uANfkoDO2cY4
[BREAKING NEWS]Crash's body was found in this mysterious fancy cave! The DNA of a man under the name RAIDEN! was found there. Stay alert for more news on this topic!
>>696921891Kek and canon
>>696922205>Dedicated to /co/ and /v/Bros...
>sudden wave of gordonpostingYeah, I really don't know what people are going on about, this King is great
>>696909742Demigay is NOT my candidate.
>>696922250RAIDENBROS WHATS THIS
>>696920617https://youtu.be/NWoTeTZL-C8?si=E6jF6JYw3jkDIGos
>>696920986feigning ignorance mr raiden ? isn't it quiet hmmmmm CONVENIENT might i say that your opponent AND his sister disappeared the same round that crash was supposed to face you ? well I'll have you know that the free press WILL get to the bottom of this and your days of kidnapping and gooning will soon come to an end! have a nice day!!!
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO[INSERT NAME]SISTERS, OUR RESPONCE?!
>>696922028You have ALL of my support Mac-tan
I'm such a happy kek...
>>696922590Luigi...
>>696922532>[INSERT NAME]sounds like PM
>>696915828Angelaxister btw, not sure if that matters
>>696922605Starlow...
>>696922590Noise...
BLACKEDSOULS?What is that?
>>696922590Shadow...
>>696909742desu i'm not super invested in the main tourney.making dazai memes for barred is more fun.i voted for jack frost though
>>696922784>BLACKEDSOULS?You've got my interest now. Where do I get it?
Malt? Barked the N word multiple times, not a good boy you should vote for.
Holy shit my bracket is so easy this year!
wait so it's mario vs wario happening I don't understand the bracket
>>696910174i'm ride or die on regigigas
WHO CARES?WHERE'S BATTLER?
>>696922590Phonecuck's dad...
>>696923019Give it up, it's not funny anymore.
>>696923019Right here >>696922927
>>696922784>>696922927
>>696923059OF COURSE ITS NOT FUNNYITS CONCERNINGWHERE'S BATTLER
>>696923012Raiden...
>>696923019Anon, you have to let go...
>destroys CJ’s lunch…
>>696923140...is unable to stop gooning to little girls
Who cares about Mac-tan? Wheres ME-tan?
>>696922540thank you good /v/ir
>>696923140...TRAPPED and BETRAYED my HEROES Crash and Battler.
>>696923202when the onions food fails us, we really do live in a world of terror
KEKler will NEVER win.You already made him win losers bracket. You don't campaign for him. IT'LL NEVER HAPPEN. He's a KEK like KEKigi.
TODAY I WILL REMIND THE PUNY FLESHLINGS
Woludntg it bfunny if Battler justno lgoert qualfiy for the nedxt year
>>696923246Can you really blame him?Have you seen sunny?
>>696923293Anon...
>>696923368For a second I thought you were talking about my HERO Kleiner
>>696923440>Shadman
>>696923202STOP FUCKING WITH THE MICROWAVE
>>696922028>>696923184(sniff) God Bless, bro.
>>696912115/tnt/roons? The same /tnt/roons that voted out Wario during Round 1 in multiple occasions? THAT board?
>>696923581Wario? Round 1 jobber.
>>696923536
>>696906790Operation: Steam Roller is a go. The Virtupets army will continue fighting to the end. It is your duty as my subjects to vote for me, your beloved Dr. Frank Sloth, in this meager Internet poll. If this does not occur...Let's just say I have a big red button on standby.Make. Daddy. Proud.This concludes our transmission.
>>696922038>all the remaining contestants in the background watchingNice touch
>>696922038FUCK HIM UP METAL
>>696923560>...WARNING: HAZARDOUS RADIATION LEVELS DETECTED
i think it's time we recognized that /tnt/ simply has different tastes than us, and that they must be exterminated because of it
>>696923202STOP FUCKING THE MICROWAVE
>>696923202https://youtu.be/vuhOfzUCL7A?si=AY-Bdk1neTy753Q5
>>696922250YOU'RE BACK?! You lost Next 128, so you should be dead! I don't have whatever the hell a gooncave is, and I didn't kill Crash there cause I'm still stuck in this godforsaken Silent Hill! Maybe I should come after you first, Noise, before saving Mado!>>696922490Free press my ass! The same press that made me out as a villain for killing that sick lab director in Mexico doesn't give a damn about what's right or not, they only care about lining their own pockets through getting bribes! My justice is right, and it will win out!
>>696923995>!!!WARNING: EXTREME HEAT DAMAGE DETECTED
>>696906664>>696922028>>696923184>>696923574Now this is what I like to see. Full-blown AMERICANS in my tournament. Great job keeping our country proud.
>>696924237NOT SO FAST, ARMSTRONG!
>>696924183>...Gordon... is dead.
>>696906664As is a vote for The Dude.
>>696924181>You lost Next 128Who cares? I'm here to fuck with Peppino AND you! I didn't even know i was in there in the first place.
>>696924351https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkDyVcE7w5g
>>696924523>I didn't even know i was in there in the first place.holy based
>>696923536This will never stop being funny to me
My army...How are we feeling this morning?
>>696924237Da! Heavy is american or course!
>>696924351Who killed him?
>>696917321Just do what you heart tells you, what they gonna do? Comission furry porn of your main?
>>696924351THE GORDON IS DEAD!
