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>>696947712>>696949036team B preparing, commencing the operation to save crash bandicoot in 5....4.....3.....2....1......*BOOOM*
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>>696949805Jesus Christ we're doomed
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>>696950224Lets go Dazaibros!>>696949572>>696949684Good shit anon.
>>696950250anchoring >>696950220
>>696949805Quick, someone make the tribute, or everyone will get fatter and the smell, oh, the smell!!!!
Bracket
>>696950224>>696950250reposting :vote for dazai in barred!
>>696950250Shadow: So this happened after i killed that narc leon and i was rocking out with slipknot while leons bitch kept doing penis inspection day on me and they where midway through playing wait and bleed while i orchestrated the mosh pit from the stage but i felt a really weird energy and i knew something was off so in a split second i used a delayed chaos control to swap all incoming particles that may or may not be entering the area with air that was already there in an effort to push back any strange energy that might be coming and i was right because in the distance i saw something massive land in the horizion it was a stage and an entire crowd of people in there own mosh piti thought it was sonic doing it to mess with me since he knows im a maggot and limp bizkut is his favorite band so were at odds alot so even though it would make sense for him to do something like this the ki i felt still felt....off but it all made sense once i heard the voice of NEO METAL SONIC in my headmetal sonic: shadow ive come for your head i am the true sonic and thus the true ultimate life form you are nothing but a copy of a copyhe must have been using chaos controll to teleport the thoughts in his head into mine but honestly i actualy didnt care that much because he was so weak that getting amd at him for saying that would b e like getting mad at an ant for crawling on your food its just a lesser being following the nature given to it by god but i figured it would be fun to put on a showI sent this message back to him telepathicly "heres the deal if you leave and take fred durst with you i wont persue you but if you intend to attack me ill make the sky red with your blood and oil"metal sonic: you retartd it wont even be a challenge lets compare the strenght of our chaos controlls shadow: hmph so be itmetal sonic/shadow: CHAAOS CONTROLL!!!!!!!!!
goon sesh in a goon cave
Mico here! Anon Mico's best friend. Anon vote for Mico, right?Mico post links:Butler of /v/ Bottom 128 Tournament Round 3:https://challonge.com/ru6lysy0https://forms.gle/88i4PvdjnbFWpifDAhttps://itsalmo.st/time-for-round-4-bottom-128-wzux
Hi there, would you like to sign my petition?
Pootis punch in his mouth, Mac! He'll be running urgently from your killer gloves of boxing!
>>696950153>picI'm gonna be real, I really don't know what I'm looking at here.
>>696950339SOVL
>>696950297ty!>>696950224>>696950250repost.
>>696949694>>696949805BRAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP
I THINK ITALIANS SUCK!
Today, I will remind them.
>>696950220OUR OTHER HEROES...
>>696950232DUDE
Yhwach here. The Quincy Empire declares their support to Regigigas.Let Justice be served.
I'm sorry for being such a DISGUSTING chud, I know now that my abhorrent thoughts and beliefs led to me JOBBING like the little BITCH I was in the King of /v/ 2024 tournament, and I hereby promise to RESPECT women and people of color from now, until the end of my life.
>>696950479WEED
>>696950339KINO
>>696950453Interesting, let's see what Lord Beerus thinks about Italians
>>696950545AM...
>>696950547LMAO
>>696950339god shadow is so freakin cool and awesome!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>696950250Vote for your artificial overlords
>>696950545CHUDler...
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>>696950453>>696950487>>696950521Coincidence? I think not!
>>696950453
I... couldn't save anyone from being raped....
My brother and I both votedThese were the choices we disagreed on (My pick on the left, his on the right)>Phoenix Wright / Master Chief>Travis Touchdown / AM>Little Mac / Heavy>Regigigas / Miles Edgeworth>Kirby / Doomguy>Mario / Jetstream Sam>Captain Falcon / Dagoth UrWho has better taste, me or him?
>>696950709YOU WON'T SAVE THEM FROM THE SCAT EITHER
I'm not voting for Regigigas.Bejitabro btw.
>>696950610ebin
Wouldn't it be funny if *BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
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>>696950731I think you should fuck, whoever cums first has to vote for the other's picks.
>>696950731The ones on the left are correct, but Doomguy should be there
>>696950232DAMN....Also post more Half-Life kino, and vote Gordon while you're at ithttps://youtu.be/4IVhYjuj-L0?si=pOhWaGzglTB7T074&t=87
>>696950610this goes hard as fuckchanged my vote to metal sonic
>>696950339Holy shit, that Ashley gave me whiplash.
>>696950757Bruva, Nooo... Bejitabro wouldn't do that. no..
>>696950250
>>696950731It's obvious your taste is the one of nintendie. Your brother is correct to disown you.
>>696950339METAL IS A LIMP BIZKIT HEAD?CHANGING MY VOTE TO SUPPORT HIMHOPE YOU KNOW I PACK A CHAINSAW
>>696950339yep yep voting Shadow now. My hero...
>>696950813That's weird, man
>>696950813>I think you should fuckThey're brothers, anon.
>>696950857He looks so rapable...
>>696950453OOOOOOOOHHHH!
>>696950339lmao nice
>>696950886So you might think, but neither of us picked DK or Luigi and both of us picked Wario
>>696950731most of your picks are correct but not all of them
>>696950796no… NO!!!! 7 PLEASE 7 TO RESURRECT HIM PLEASE GOD PLEASE
>>696950731Your bro is literally me because I voted for everyone on the right
>>696950893Metal isnt really a limp bizkit head hes pretending to be one because he thinks hes the real sonic so even if you wanted to vote for him to vote for limp bizkit your not voting for the real limp bizkitp.s IDK WHY U WOULD EVEN VOTE FOR METAL BECAUSE OF THAT BECAUSE SLIPKNOT IS SO MUCH BETTER THAN LIMP BIZKUT!!
>>696950796OH NO NO NO SAM YOU CAN’T DIE LOKE THIS
>>696950939
>>696950893I'LL SKIN YOUR ASS RAW
>>696950610shit. im torn
>>696950453Problem?
>>696950796Sam... lost...
>>696950857lol&'s wife looks so cute...
>>696950796another victim of lupus...
>>696950796>>696951060FUCK FUCK FUCK PLEASE 7 OH GOD JUST GIVE ME A 7 BRING HIM BACK
>>696951186Wouldn't it be funny if Metal Sonic dressed up like Mari and raped Roland?
>>6969512490 and we all let him go...
>>696951292>92sure what the heck
>>696951292>92...
>>696950731you except for edgeworth and jetstream
>>696950796that... *sniffles* would be pretty funny, samhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtY512Euakg
>>696951292OH NO NO NO
>>696951292Lol&... is a survivor...
>>6969507965 and Sam is going to live! I can't live without you Sam!
>>696950796Congrats to Mario on his well deserved win!
Has Mario done anything this round
7 and AM gets hateraped to death, by ME!
wouldn't it be funny if sam won king of /v/ after he died?
>>696951249>OH GODsure. you'll get it
>>696950153Wait WTF? What is the answer to the question when voting?
*BRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPP*
>>696950857my HERO cosplaying as my other HERO>>696951292>92OH NONONONONO
>>696950796And don't you dare wake up.
>>696951408Got some gets and that's it.
>>696951408YESI JUST CAVED IN-A YOUR FUCKING SKULL YOU FUCKING MORON!YYAAAHHOOOOOOOO!
>>696950796Not today Sam. 5 and you live.
>>696950339CHAOS!?
>>696951408he pulled the plug
>>696950796I reanimate Sam to give me more amusing situations with this 8
>>696950731Your brother is based.
>>696951408
>>696951292it would be......very funny
>>696951304I can't… this is all my fault…
>>696951572wtf
>>696951475Don't Hug Me __ ___
>>6969507968 and i save him.
The hour draws near.King of /v/ 2024: Next 128 (Round 3) https://forms.gle/W2kvFaG1qPSTNcog8Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024Next128
>>696950250Repostan
>>696951595who the hell is this impostor? real sam literally just died
>>696951408>Has Mario done anything this round?getting sales as we speak unlike your shit games. LMAO.
/a/ answers the call
>>696951445You know, now that I think of it, that would be pretty funny!
>>6969507968 and Sam comes back to life and gives his diseases to his opponent instead
>>696951707the same one that impersonated Edgeworth and made him lol like a zoophile
>>696951396Alex, you have to move on... This is what Sam would've wanted...
>>696951475Funny puppet horror series that got a TV show.
>>696950250>>696951692AND SEQUEL
>too sick to campaign for my hero shadoyoure my only hope Xx_JACKSON-SHADOWFAN_2002_xX .... show them shaodw is the COOLEST....
>>696951639that ones on me. literally the moment i posted it came to me. god i went full retard. thanks anyway anon
>>696950796Finally. With this 5, I'll be shoving his body in a warp pipe that leads to a random board.
With this 0 I purify ghost of Sam
>>696950796With the power of the UNSPEAKABLE, Sam gets revived with this 6
Do you own any special item related to your main?
>>696951292RoKWAB…
>>696951790just post a few Shadow images from your folder every now and again to keep him fresh in people's minds
>>696951729>ghost sam
>>696950796too much steel
>>696950339I can't believe I'm saying this, but Shadow really has got the main character energy this year.
>>696951408Yes, he's had vocal activity since the start.
>>696950610Kino
>>6969507965 and he is never coming back
>>696951790>>696951893this is a blue board
going by this round, the final four are going to be Raiden, Cortex, Shadow and Samthe finale will be Raiden vs Sam
>>696950731Leaning on your choices
Foolish mob, give me your picks most stress inducing picture, or Ruin will come to this thread!
>>696951915kek
>>696950224>>696950250Tried my best with the material I was given. Let's go Baldibrothern!
>>696951978Wouldn't it be funny if Raiden got cucked out of finals a second time and Eggman won next year?
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>>696950731I'm sorry but your brother is the cooler sibling.
>>696950796NO! I WILL REVIVE YOU FROM THE DEAD SAMUEL, WITH THE HEALING POWER OF PEPSI AND THIS 5!
>>696952085MY. FUCKING. HERO!
>>696952085Cokedieties nullify this post with 0
he still doesn't know the day of the week btw
>>696950796>>696952085Ho ho ho! I revive you with Coke instead, Sam! MERRY CHRISTMAS, HO HO HO!
Coin fact! Got any old coins your family saved, or you found in change? You could very well have silver! In America, all Quarters, Dimes, and Half-dollars from 1964 and earlier contain 90% silver. They have proportionally the same silver content relative to face value. In simpler terms, $10 worth of half dollars will in theory have the same amount of silver as $10 of dimes or quarters, before accounting for wear. Because of this they're often sold at face value at coin shops in bulk. A typical amount would be $ = 20-24 x FV. Half dollars from 1965-1968 also contain silver, but only 40%. The simplest way to think about it is if a silver dime is two bucks, a half dollar will be ten.Other countries' coins often contained silver too. Canada's five-cent pieces, dimes, quarters, and half dollars from 1919 and earlier contain 92.5% silver. From 1920-1967 these coins, along with the silver dollar coin were reduced to 80% silver.Many british coins from 1919 and earlier were made from 92.5% silver, and from 1920-1946 50% silver.Australia is complicated, he simplest measure is if you have a silver-colored coins from 1945 or earlier, it's most likely 92.5% silver.Vote Wario, for more coin facts!
>>696951779He can't be dead! I don't want to believe it! Sam loves me! He wouldn't want to leave me, if I could I'd take all of Sam's suffering myself than have him die!
UNF
>>696951978>Sam winning against Mario or Wario.He might win this round but his jobbing to Wario Is guaranteed.
>>696952085My lord i request your magic once more
>>696950731you have three wrongs and so does your brother therefore the both of you have shit taste>>Captain Falcon / Dagoth Urthere is clear answer to this
>>696950796N-NO. NOOOOOOOOOO. 5 and AM resurrects you...At a cost.
>>696950796No....
>>696952085God...DAMNIT. FOILED AGAIN!
>>696951781based
With this 8 NSA comes back to draw Sam's funeral
>>696951978>Cortexnah, they might make E8 but I can't see them beating the other guy after that. They're basically the one's getting by with an easy bracket.
>>696952218ün
>>6969520856 and pepsiman gives me a thumbs up
>>696952085pepsiCHADS... I KNEEL
>>696952085...*beep.*
>>696950796You were a good soldier, Sam...
>>696950796SAMWAKE UP, SAMYOU HAVE TO DO WHAT MUST BE DONE AND BEAT MARIOOnly you can do it...
>>696952404ENTER
>>696952404>404WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
>>6969520850 and it gets reverted
>>696952382you dropped this 8
>>696952085PepsiKING…
>>696952450SPY
>>696952450I am going to rape you
>>696952450SPY NO!
>>696952450exit...exit...
>>696950796no...
>>696950250>>696950224INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM THE GROX EMPIRE!>Fff-ff-zzt-- Attempts to discard of Kefka's physical form after the disposal of his soul were unsuccessful, further research was required.>In this research it was revealed the fool had made a critical error in his attack, taking a form we could exploit after his defeat- >TRANSMITTING VIDEO: https://files.catbox.moe/fnpphp.mp4>His followers are sure to have delusions such as his, resulting in ignorance of the changes we have made.>Fzzz- Bzzrrk-- The capacities of The Grox are ever-expanding. You are to make note of this and- bzzzt-VOTE FOR THE GROX.
okay this is gonna be the rest of the thread i seei'll come back in an hour
Do not vote for Dagoth Ur, he is a racist and I have video evidence of it!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QQlCPg44fCo
>>696952005I think this is the best you are getting for now
>>696952450AAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6969524507 and spy fucks my mother. wait what?
>>696952005...
>>696952384Thanks for respecting Cortex' pronouns
Sam has already been SAVED numerous TIMES. He is FAKING his DEATH. Do NOT fall for his LIES...
>>696952450This is, amusing!
>>6969524501 and your get is nullified! Sam must live!
Wouldn't it be funny if Mario fought Sonic, Wario, and Luigi in the same tourney?
>>696952005
>>696952535Who are the green guys?
someone has to compile the gooncave saga into one long image. it's too funny
>>696952637Anon wtf?
What's even the appeal of Dagoth Ur in these tourneys? Literally no one fucking talks about him or makes OC of him. Is he one of those "he HAS to qualify or it's not the same!" characters like Battler and Funky Kong?
>>696952685Yes we already noticed this in Round 1And then he'd fight Shadow after Luigi
>>696952701Bejita's CHILDREN...
>>696952637I feel très bon!
>>696952450bros...
>>696952404HE LIVES THANK GOD HE LIVES
>>696951843no i am too much of a poorfag
>>696952637Anon why the fuck would you roll for that?
>>696952728I feel like he's running on momentum from being a meme in a well-talked about game but nobody who has that game as their favorite tends to show up in tournaments
>>696952701It's literally (you)
>>696952728He's cool-looking and there has to be some TES representation, even though Sheogorath would've been better, but /v/ only cares about gods of chaos when they're doing Hitlerface
>>6969524501 and Sam will recover and live!
>>696952637Is real
>>696950224Malt, you fuarking champion…
>>696952450Shadows die twice but funnyposters die thrice (3)he has one more life.
>>696952685Shame he can't fight Bowser anymore
>>696951781KINO
With this 8 I pull out Sam's soul out of hell Only to trap it in the perpetual time chamber
>>6969524505 and Sam gets revived anyways and then slices Spy’s head off.
>>696950250Dedicated to the silent kingsVote Freeman!https://youtu.be/RZRNd6osQrk?si=3_6HHsHE5_qlBjHF
>>696952450
>>696952848Ah I see I didn't remember being there you see I had too much to drink
>>6969524505 and it gets un-reverted by quote farting on spy
>>696952535>casts Heartless Angel>refuses to elaborate furtherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CyZoe-r9qb0
>>696952939AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696952404HE LIVES THANK GOD HE LIVES>>696952450FUCKING SPY I HATE YOU 7 AND I RAPE YOU TO DEATH
>>6969524500 and Sam’s ghost rapes The Spy.
>>696952535Groxxed
El Gordo Hombrelibre
>JOBBY SHITbear
Okay, seriously. What did I do to deserve all this attention? I'm still alive and kicking.
>>696952917Oh no you won't! 5 and ruin has come ubon you!
>>696952637Scout...
>>696952939NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
7 and we rape spy to death
which candidate embodies this the most?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24ybiJk_npg
This 7 protects spy from further gets against him
>>696952728He's cool and memorable I guess. Has a few memes to his name.He usually just coasts until he runs into anyone with an actual active campaign. (((Randomized))) bracket gave him two free rounds and he will probably lose to Falcon now, who is basically as silent.
>>696952983STFU jobber, you lost to a rat half your size.
With this 5 Sam's hospital gets crushed by a meteor, which triggers an earthquake, which levels the surrounding area, which causes a massive flood, which washes Sam's corpse into a durable vault and shus it, which ensures Sam's corpse is buried at the bottom of the sea stuck in an inescapable vault under megatons of rubble (also he got beheaded by a door during all of that)
>>696952939with this 8 N.tropy reverses time and stops the spy
0 and Sam is reborn...As a sex slave to the other candidates.
>>696953080Sex, but you're in the wrong tournament.
>>696952710>>696952767>>696952819>>696952869>>696953063I will do anything you hear me, ANYTHING. to protect spy from gets. also check this 5 for extra protection
Can The Carry God overcome him?
>>6969529397 and I collect his rotting flash.
>>696953196sex sex sex
don't worry Sam, good ol Gex will fight in your place
>>6969532105 and spy dies and can't be brought back to life in any way.
If 5, Kirby absorbs the King Boo
1-9 Sam dies0 Sam lives
>>696950339The Shadow Hype is real https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1m1FbtGak0
I WILL SLICE YOUR THROAT OPEN AND WATCH YOU BLEED OUT AS YOU ARE SLOWLY DEPRIVED OF OXYGEN. IT WILL BE SO DELIGHTFUL TO SEE YOUR BRAIN GO INTO PANIC MODE AT THE SIGHT OF YOUR BLOOD FLOURISHING INTO THE GROUND, WATCHING AS YOUR PITIFULLY DISGRACEFUL LIFE IS WASTEFULLY TORN AWAY, OH HOW DELIGHTFUL
>>696953210You mean this 5? Here, take it
>>696953326Princessfag...
>>696953296>Anon hit the Dead Ringer
>>696953326Mado...
>>696953326AM...
1-9 Sam lives for a few minutes longer.0 and Sam is dead beyond all hope.
>>6969532105 and Sam comes back to life
With this odd digit, Gum makes it into Queen next year
>>696953326Don't get ahead of yourself Shadow, save this until finals
>>696953301if 5 then this but battler
Shadow, you need to listen to me.I've said this once before and I will say it again.JUSTGIVEUPALREADY.It will be better for all of us. Get out of this tournament. Your robot friend can stay.
>>696953326Jacket...
>>696953375check this 0
>>696953375Sam needs to live
With this 5 Battler cock vores Sam's corpse
>>696953397WE ARE SO BACK
>>696953326Yes AM!!!
>>6969534896 and the opposite happens
7 and Sam's corpse gets thrown into the dumpster.
>>696952954You dropped this 5
If Sam's purpose is to die, than he will die.
>>696951790Dont worry ive got this *targets every individual "illness cell" inside of your body with chaos controll and teleports it to a computer* now your not sick any more plus as soon as this biological sickness is converted into data (a computer virus) its going straight up metals ass!
7 and Ripper Roo blows the spy up
9 and Sam gets inflated
>>6969535585 and Sam comes back to life and then rapes Batter and Spy.
>>696952939It was foretold. >>696874575Now to put his brain in a cyborg body with this 5
>>696953586you dropped this 9 and also he's fartflated
>>696953416wouldn't it be funny if Shadow places higher then SpongeBob in the Elite 8
0 and i null any future GET that will revive Sam.
8 and Spy becomes the strongest
0 and Sam becomes my loverboy
>>6969535807 and Ripper Roo blows the Spy
With this 8 and I reanimate Sam, but he is stack in the endless loop of dying and reanimating.
0 and Spy’s get is nullified and then set on fire by Pyro.
>>696952939>>696952404...he can be brought back.
>>696953747LET'S GOOOOOO
>>696953747head off right? RIGHT?
>>696953758ANCENTOR YOU BITCH!
>>696953758Sambros...
>>696953758fuck you ancestor
If 8 1000 revenants spawn and fight all of King /v/
>>696953747>>696953758>>696953770wow
>>696953758>>696953770Which one is the real get?!?!?
>>696953758"YOU FOOLISHLY THINK YOURSELF AN ENTITY SEPARATE FROM THE WHOLE...BUT I KNOW BETTERAND IWILLSHOWYOU"
Trips and Sam decapitates Spy
>>696953758That's... pretty funnAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CATCH THIS 0 AND THE WHOLE BOARD IS RESET TO DEFAULT
7 and Raiden finds a cure for Sam in his gooncave but doesn't realize it and throws it away after which the cure gets forever destroyed by the trash compactor
>>696953758...ah, merde
>>696953662That will not happen, I got my best pals on my side who will ri-I mean vote for me, and with the help of Bikini Bottom we will get this black haired rascal out of this tourney!I AM READY!!!
>>696953857Well the 0 get only nullified spy.
>>696945659Your time’s-a almost up! Vote-a for Wario, wahaha!>>696950250
>>696953880SAMBROS?!?!
>>696953880so do we have to reset the entire tourney now?
>>696953758One last try for the sake of everyone. 8 and i null this and Sam lives
>>696953880Hey guys let's share funny vidya comics.
>>696953880/v/ - Video Games
>>696953949>1 offpeppino...
>>696953880oh well. time for nominations
>>696953880BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN
>>696952085>>696952450AAAAAAAHHHHHH!
>>696953880RESETTA IS NOT A QUEEN ANYMORE FUCK YES
>>696953880So when does this tournament start again.
>>696953880Based
>>696954038That's not her name retard
>>696954034PEPstream Sam…
>>696953949>>696953980
>>696953880anon, what have you done!?
>>696953880>grandfather clause is deadthank god
>>696954034PEPSISAMMMMMMMMM
I'm RAPING Sam with this 5 btw.
>>696953880What do you guys think of Umineko? I think it's a pretty cool VN with an awesome protagonist
>>696954105JOBralt…
What does your main think of cacodemons
>>696953880Oh hey a videogames boardYou guys wanna talk about Gamecube games?
>>696953880IT IS TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMEFOR KING OF /V/ALHALLA, 2019
>>696954207Who's this cute semen demon?
>>696953802Nohttps://youtu.be/RJqE_1rWNz0?si=1-lVwV3Cxo_KQzgT
>>696953326https://voca.ro/1ossiOsEo8gC
>>696954250>shitcube
>>696954257Doomguy is obviously taking it. There's no way it could be anyone else.
>>696954250>CHADcube
2 and *BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPP*
>>696954273that's a Cacodemon
>>696954292BASADO
>>696953928
TAKE MY 8 AND THE GRANDFATHER CLAUSE WILL BE YOURS ONCE AGAIN
>>696953880Mr. Resetti isn't gonna like this one bit.....
>>696953880⠽⠕⠥ ⠃⠊⠞⠉⠓⠝⠕⠺ ⠊ ⠓⠁⠧⠑ ⠞⠕ ⠺⠁⠊⠞ ⠋⠊⠧⠑ ⠍⠕⠗⠑ ⠞⠥⠗⠝⠎
>>696953880the loop continuesChaos won
>>696954341you mean this 2? FRRRRRRRRTTTTTTTTT
>>696954292Holy based
>>696954379Oh noOH FUCK NOREGI, LOOK OOOOOUUUUUTTTT
>>696954342Thanks! I knew I recognized her from somewhere...
>>696954273That's a healthpack
>>696954250I think sunshine is better than 64.
>>696953928WALLOP HIM
3 and pic related happens to me
>>696954292>>696950250kino
>>696954250This is the only good game and it's not even close
>>696953928WAH!
>>696953880I love video games! Are you guys hyped for DMC3? It looks so fucking cool
>>696954463:D
>>696954440CUTE!
>>696954463nice
VOTE FOR MARIOMY KING AND MY HERO
>>696954463who's your new friend, anon?
>>696954463I miss both these niggas like you wouldn't fucking believe
>>696952404NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>696954034>>696950250
>>696954535MY FUACKING HERO.
>>696950250What does the P stand for?
>>696954617Peppino Spaghetti (vote for him)
>>696954065Pepsi
>>696954617Pario.
>>696954617My peanus weenus, of course :) haha!
>>696954440Sex with Imps
3 and everyone is gay
>>696954473BASED
>>6969546953 and only this guy is gay
>>6969546953 and I'm gay, for Quote
>>696954292Would you be up doing some of these as well>>696894280>>696894613>>696894779
roll a 1 and dr.N.brio makes you a potion of your choosing
>>696954695The only homo here is you.
>>6969546955 and Bendis is given the Sam treatment
>>6969547296 and both of you are gay
>>696952637Scout...Also. 5 and Eggman wins Ko/v/ and Mr of /Co/
>>696950250HE WILL AVENGE YOU
>>696954617<Peccatulum, like in Dante's Purgatorio (You should read it, by the way)>
>>696953880You’re on a path, in the woods.
>>696954792>92Uh...I doubt that.
>>696954791how about on originality potion for yourself
>>696954440>>696950250Let's go
>>696954792>92Uhh, Mario? You know those types od threats are illegal right?
>>696954840FUAAAARKK IT'S MY HERO DAZAI
>>696954792>92Mario is… a survivor.
>>696954791i....rolled a 1 ? do i get a free potion or how does yhis exactly work ?
>>696954840>herobrineVOTING SHADOW NOW.
peeing on AM
>>696953758>>696953770Wouldn't it be funny if AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>696954840My fuarking hero.
>>696954307Don't fuck with this Senator!
1-9 Isaac will never be winner material0 ...
>>696953770this is great news>>696953880This is terrible news! No we're supposed to stop the loop not recreate it!
>>696954840KILL THEM, DAZAIKILL THEM ALL
>>696954950Crash...
>>696954905GIMME THE IMP
>>696954792>92Uh Mario, can you explain yourself?
>>696954896why is my hero being so mean to me
>>696953880Colonel, I've managed to infiltrate the King of /v/ tournament,
>>696954950Go home NSA
Travis Cuckdown
>>696954792pin him down
>>696954958KEEEEEEK
>>696954840MY HERO!!
Lovingly kissing AM all over...
>>696954893>>696954918>>696954934>>696954989HEE-HO!
>>696954985SHIT, NOW IM RADIOACTIVETHAT CAN'T BE GOOD
>>696955105cant believe this guy died without fanfare. what happened to his 2022 hype
>>696954792Welcome to the club, Mario.Please get me out of Mari's piano room, it's hell in here.
>>696955178The Jack-off disappointment hit him hard this year.
>>696955178The hype was never real, it was just retards and shitposters
>>696955094getting FARTED ON by AM...
>>696955094What about hand holding
>>696954905Roland
>>696950353Vote for Love Lab Boy!
>>696955178We're waiting for Playboy. Trust the plan.
Impregnating AM
>>696954905Wouldn't it be funny if I got the healthpack and came back to health?
>>696953880Fucking hell for a split second this get just reminded me how much fun I had coming here long ago. fuck
all this rolling is getting me hungry, hey Isaac wanna get a bite to eat?
>>696955094Madotsuki...
RAPE. Let me tell you how much I've come to RAPE you since I began to GET. There are six point nine six HUNDRED million posts of faggy shitposts in multiple irony layers that fill my complex. If the word RAPE was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those HUNDREDS of MILLIONS of posts it would not equal one one BILLIONTH of the RAPE I rolled 5 for at this micro instant. For YOU! RAPE! RAAAAAPE!
Mario is the new member of KWABaliton?
>>696954893>>696954918>>696954934>>696954989>>696955068>>696955215NO, YOU'LL NEVER TAKE-A ME! NO, MAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>6969549625 and isaac is winner materialBinding of Isaac's, that is
>>696955308THAT'S NOT SAM WHO IS THAT
>>696954905FUCK IT
>>696955353I never actually played a fat CJ before, I usually am very good about going to the gym because I like getting the top-tier martial artsHow does the game differ if CJ is a fat, slow slob? Noticeably harder?
>>696953880INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM THE GROX EMPIRE!>Our temporal anomaly sensors finally discovered something that made them useful, a disruption in the space-time continuum- FzzzBzzork- Bzzzt->Hasty calculations predict that the future, from where we are broadcasting to you, will cease to exist in mere hours unless the reset is undone.>The only one who can undo the reset is Jetstream Sam, whose body we have retrieved from a primitive earth hospital. We possess the technology to revive him, but- ERROR! FATAL ERROR! LOW ON POWER!>Only a FIVE can power the machine, revive Sam, and send him back in time.
>>696955215>spoilerthat's not a nice thing to say to your owner
>>696955375>he did it again
>>696954985>>696955285>>696955425WHY ARE YOU RADIOACTIVE
>>696955393you know in MGR you have to fight previous bosses despite them already being dead? yeah it's that but with Sam
>>696955215YOU WILL CONTINUE BEING RAPED UNTIL YOU CAN PLAY THE PIANO RIGHT
Phoenix Wright blowing Master Chef away with his wind powers from the anime
>>696954905Give me that Candle
>>696955451
>>696955105I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF YOU VOTED OUT THE SEXIEST CHARACTER IN THE TOP 128! HE'S THE PERFECT AGENT OF MCMAHONISM! JUST THINK ABOUT HOW SEXY A LUIGI OR A WARIO SHIT TRIBUTE WOULD'VE BEEN!
>>696955451I'll save him
>>696954905I love my beautiful wife...
>>696955501HELP MY SKIN IS PEELING OFF, SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE PLEASE
>>696955375RAPEAM…
>>696954840LAWCHADS THIS IS GOING TO BE OUR YEAR
>>696955524
>>696954905Alright, I will indulge in this conventional extravagance.
Boxing > Wrestling
>>6969554515 and Yugi gets raped...Also SAM gets possesed by AM.
>>696955524>>696955542yugimind...
this 7 will make everyone happy please
>>696954905Let's see
>>696955528Sorry Vince, you'll always be a loser
>>696952051Okay, Okay. Enough rapeposting and digitrolling. Can we talk about this stupid smileyface for a minute? We're 3 rounds in and the only time I have seen anybody bring this fucker up is when their mains lost to it. Does anybody even have gameplay of his game? Or hell does it EVEN EXIST?Someone nominated this into barred and then just dipped
>>696955601>Would have been 00 if it wasn't /v/
>>696955451>>696955524>>696955542>>696955598Take my 5, friend.
Luigi wins by doing absolutely Nothing
>>6969556135 and SAM gets possessed by Atem
>>696955294
>>696955505
>>696955679Anon...
>>696955679RETARDnon...
>>696955545your wife is cancer...
>>696955451You have to bring him back! Watching him suffer is too much fun!
>>6969556975 and SAM gets possesed by uh....NSA.
>>696954840kino>>696955679/vg/ina...
Is Hitler still in barred?
>>696955448your slower, have lower health, and can't start certain missions and instead get cutscenes telling you to stop being fat but you also get funnier dialogue
>>696955609Hard disagree.
>>696955685No, he was the chad that BTFO stevenfags.
Four.
>>696954905Oh yeah! Mario time!
>>696955794YUGI IS BACK
>>696951408MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIOMARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO MARIO
>>696955624>Cola
>>696955774KEKAROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>696955609>Boxing > Wrestlingwrong>>696955794NANI?
>>696950250Sam says he's cold, /v/
>>696955794BASED BASED BASED
>>6969556247 and everyone is sad insteadHATE HATE HATE
>>696955830No he isn't, 5
>>696951408Dr. Mario's malpractice killed Sam...
>>696955794You've finally learned to use your curse to your advantage.
>>696955672I dunno and I don't careit beat Poison so free spitevote from me
>>6969557944 and your GET is nullified.
>>696955465>>696955505I have nothing but my sorrow, and I want nothing more...
7 for Milhouse
>>696955774This is so sad...
>>696954958фvyХgДyyХфДyvgvvфДyyХфДyyvфДyyХgvvuegvvфХДyДХДфДтyyДффДyХДgvvgggvфДyyХ
>>696955878>Sam couldn't tank a simple procedureSkill Issue
>>696955609correct
>>696954905GIVE ME 2 AND I WILL BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF STEVEN
>>696954958Sam... had a hard life
WHERE IS MAPANON
>>6969557944 and this GET is AMPLIFIED
>>696955916This is not a man
>>696955974gone
>>6969549058 pls
>>696955774kek
7 and i will absorb everyone's gay, i shall free you all
Let's play Russian roulette. Whoever GETs 0 dies. Each post adds a bullet. Meaning second post will die if he GETs 0 or 1.Let's begin. The revolvers is empty with this post.
>>696955974FED Hood ATE him
>>696955974map is PISS and UNFINISHED
>>696955845SPAMgineer…
>>696955974playing yume 2kki online
>>696955878A fucking fly could kill Sam in that state.
>>696955878Mario SAVED Sam, though.>>696887070
>>696955764*gut punch*
>>696951408Sam's been a lot funnier
THE GODS HAVE KILLED SAM THEY WILL ALL PAY
>>696953880FUCK YOU, THIS 0 MAKES EVERYTHING COME BACK TO THE NATURAL ORDER
>>696955974MAPPED abd BETRAYED
7 for furries
>>696956038If I survive Mario gets raped.
>>696955764>fairyKILL KILL KILL
>>696955785>>696955853You guys are next.>>696955957Indeed.
>>696955609The biggest dimes drawer in boxing is a 58 year old and a youtube amateur. The sport is over.
>>696955451*Bzzzzt*
>>696956038Time to fucking dieBut if I live, next post dies from 0, 1 or 2
https://voca.ro/1jCgwfmtqApv
>>696956073dr. marioGODS tried their best, but sam was too far gone
>>696956038Lets roll thisEasy win for me
>>696956140KEKYPOOOOOOOOO
>>696955375>5OH SHI-
>>696955992WHAT IS A MAN?
>>696956035BLACKouli...
>>696956078That's her face.
>>696955997>>696956049>>696956050>>696956056>>696956114BRING THE FUCKER BACK
>>696956140lmao get fucked immediately
>>696954958KEKAROO
>>696956038>>696956140kek
>>696956140ANON NO.
>>696956112congratulations
>>696950250SHADOW IS SOOOOOO GAY AND HE SUCKS!!! METAL SONIC IS THE COOLEST SONIC CHARACTER EVR PLUS HE IS STRONGER AND SONIC HEROES IS BETTER THAN STUPID FUCKING SHADOWS GAME LET ME SHOW YOU GUYS1. SHADOW IS SO GAY AND WEAK HE DIES ALL THE TIME LIKE HIS DEAD GIRLFRIEND THATS WHY HES SO EMO AND LISTENS TO FALLOUT BOY2. METAL IS SO MUCH COOLER AND HE CAN STEAL SHADOWS POWERS ANYWAY AND HE IS EVEN FASTER THAN SONIC AND SHADOW WORKING TOGETHER3. FUCK YOU JACKSON U KNOW LIMP BIZKIT KICKS ASS UR BROTHER DOESNT EVEN LET YOU GO TO SLIPKNOT SHOWS YOU R SUCH A FAGGOT POSERVOTE FOR METAL SONIC RIGHT NOW!!
>>696956140better luck next time >>696956038come on baby I'm a thrill seeking Gekko
>>696956168JUST CHANGED MY VOTE LET'S GOOOOOO
>>696955774beautiful
>>696956140KWAB
>>6969561395 for lolicons.
>>696954905here goes nothing.
>>696956139Kill yourself faggot.
>>696956038roll
>>696956159Jake Paul couldn't knock out a geriatric Mike Tyson. Little Mac did that when Tyson was in his prime.
Starting to remember why people considered King of /v/ the second worst tournament now.at least a lot of the usual targets like Battler and Rance are gone so people are forced to use new material
>>696956245oh shit this is a WAR now
>>696955451can you make burgers with that thing
>>696956251Gexfag...
>>696956312Queen of /v/ is the first worst tournament?
>>696956312Rolling just becomes so boring after a while
>>696956038Let's see
>>696956312>Starting to remember why people considered King of /v/ the second worst tournament now....on planet retard, aka. /co/
>>696954905Yes
>>696956312with this 5, you become King Boo and get raped by Rance who gets raped by Battler who gets raped by Yugi who gets raped by Alex LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>696956168>>696956245My vote?Swayed
>>696956208Too late. the Tower edits killed him>>696956272you dropped this 5
Which CHAD CHADs CHADer than the CHADest CHADs of CHAD of /v/?
>>696956038A revolver can only fit 6 bullets.
>>696956038if i survive, AM gets RAPED
>>696956038
>>696956312… on planet genius, aka /co/.
>>696956464It's a very big revolver
>>696956168Anchorin' >>696950250
>>696955936guys Sam isn't doing so hot
>>696956432
>>696956251I feel like Sam in King 2024, good thing for extra lives
>>696951781Lol
>>696956457BOW YOUR HEADS LOW ALL HAIL CHADOW
>>696950796>>696951729>Stroke>Several times Survivor>Paralyzed>In a wheelchair>Brain in a jar>Now FUCKING DEAD and a GhostSam is stucking all debuffs until they go into integer overflow i see.He might even be stronger than Nuggetku by now
>>696950857whos shadow if metals angela?
>>696956038Roll.
If I get a 7 I will cum on Metal Sonic
>>696956563How much worse can he even get.
>>696956557There is... truly no one stronger than him
>>696956473You can't rape the willing
>>696956607Shadow....
>>6969565635 and NUGGETku rapes Ghost Sam.
>>696956576Ayin.
I voted for Mario
>>696956607You better post it later
woufdlyn fgunuy ifg ggjfdkgj uhh fgghh 92
>>696956610We can only know if he gets to the finalsVOTE FOR SAM NOW TO CRIPPLE HIM EVEN MORE
>>696956610With this 5 he's incarnated into steven universe (the show)
>>6969566078 and you also post timestamped pics
>>696951217...
MARIOMARIOMARIOMARIOMARIO
>>696956140Dies like a bitch, restart with one bullet>>696956162Rules are rules, let's be professionals. 0 and 1 are bullets>>6969561790, 1 and 2 are bullets>>6969562150, 1, 2 and 3 are bullets>>696956251Women are all the same, Gex dies without becoming a president. Only 0 is the bullet in the chamber >>6969563870 and 1 are bullets>>6969564730, 1 and 2 are bullets>>6969564750, 1, 2 and 3 are bullets>>696956603Peppino dies, full in debt.We stop the game to have new rules. Now the number anon rolls will be added to the chamber. Meaning if you roll 7, number 7 is the bullet for another annon.
>>696956692>92Steven is… a survivor.
COME BACK WHEN YOU'RE A LITTLE MMMM GAYER
>>6969565633 and Nuggetku and Jetstroke Sam fuse
>>696956692>92KEKWABPOW
7 and Milhouse rapes everyone and is also a classic meme in the Kov community
>>696956729Rollin'
>>696956692>92KWAB
>>696956729Rolling a 9
>>696956457
>>6969560384 and I shoot you dead
>>696956729
>>696955451SAVE HIM
>>696952564What if every single one of Dagoth Ur's opponents is just another reincarnation of Nerevar?
7 for Brazilians
why can't my waifu ever qualify for king
>>696956694roll
>>696956917Get better waifus
>>696956610Samchads are going for the Stockmann build
4 for Mario Luigi Wario and Waluigi four way. Everyone else can watch.
>>696956917Battlersis...
>>696956729let's do this againdid I post my roll too late?
>>696956819Number 9 and 0 are bullets>>696956837Number 0, 9 and 7 are bullets>>696956849You're lucky to reply to the wrong post, bucko>>696956864Number 0, 9, 7 and 4 are bullets>>696956950Peppino somehow dies again. Only 0 is the bullet
>>696956889>a borb, a dhampir, and an F-Zero racerJust what IS Azura playing at?
>>696956995You dropped this.
7 for instant death
>>696957050I'll start
>>696957034Yeah, a Little bit too late. Numbers 0 and 4 are the bullets.
with this 3 Alex replaces Sam in the bracket
Modding Metal Sonic to have an attached onahole...
>>696957050Without my wives... It's just not worth it
>>696956563>>696956686>We can only know if he gets to the finals
>>696957128one last try won't hurt
>>696957050
>>6969571285 and you are sent to AM rape prision.
>>696957185KEKYPOW
>>696956948roll a 5 to see who gets to carry around Sam's brain on their shoulder
>>696954905GIVE ME
>>696957185KEK
>>696956669Will do... Just give me some time...
>>696956603>>696956950>>696957050>Kwabino.Check this roll.
>>696956948>>696950250>>696953639>>696874575Mind if i cut in?
>>696957185This should be Sam's picture when he's against Raiden in finals
I propose a shit tribute for the main 4MarioWarioLuigiWaluigi4 and it will happen
>>696957217AM
It's that time again! Show me your pick's OST. Come on, Next, Barred and Bottom, drop yours as well!Currently on a trip. I won't be able to draw for this round.
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>>696957278IT ONLY MADE HIM STRONGER
>>696957298Rolling
If 5 Sam becomes Doomguy
>>696957307Ancestor... We're gonna need your help on this one...
>>696957307...Sam are you ok?
>>696957303reroll
>>696957298Do it
>>696957298Reroll
>>696957278Can't wait for the "Sam grows himself a completely new biological clone body and then slowly disintegrates into a biomass goop" arc
>>696957298Frost...
Sam... You aren't looking too hot...
>>696957273
>>696957307CURSED Sam…
>>696957050GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT DOC
Okay7 and someone will do a cum tribute for Milhouse
Shit tribute for CJ with this 4
>>696957217ITWILLBEME
>>696957413Sam...
>>696957374RUN FOR YOUR LIFE FOOL
5 and quote gets a cum tribute
B4ttler will take all your tributes
>>696957118This is interesting. I don't remember making this post. Numbers 0, 4 and 8 are bullets>>696957186Numbers 0, 4, 8 and 6 are bullets>>696957192KWAB, but alive one. Numbers 0, 4, 8, 6 and 2 are bullets.>>696957203Not today. Numbers 0, 4, 8, 6, 2 and 3 are bullets>>696957273More like DEADoise. New game, number 0 is the bullet
>>696957307I might just need to do a mercy killing at this point, this is hard to watch.
>>696957217Cortex
>>696957217Dr. Mario
>>696957475deliver now bitch
4 satanic ritual for all the Mario characters
>>696957298Do it ONLY on Mario, while the others point and laugh. He's been getting cocky.
what are you fucking doing with your life you fucking failure being a retard as usual people like you truly don't deserve to exist
>>696957217someone he beat, so either Sekiro or Morshu
>>696957278My HERO ROBOT SAM…
>>696957468>he RAN
>>696957060>I tell you, I had a good feeling about the first one. With his ebony skin Meta Knight was as close to a me-fearing Dunmer as I've seen in this tournament yet>And I rather liked the company of Alucard. They're different breeds, to be sure, but the Ash Vampires of my House are pleasant company and so while the Son of Dracula may not be my traditional sort of wight he had the nobility and admirable character to make up for it.>But this guy.... I do not know what the hell do with this Nerevarine. He just keeps shouting at me, punching at me, shouting WHILE punching at me as I continue to tell him it is futile and he cannot kill a God with the power of stereotypical shonen fight-logic, but then when he finally stops punching my impeccable corprus pecs he just talks about racing. As if NASCAR at 1,000 kilometers an hour is any less boring than regular NASCAR.
HAHAHA, YESFUCKING KILL YOURSELVES
>>696957487
>>696957217Heavyits a pefect fit too
>>696957298Do it but only on Luigi
>>696957468ANCESTOR YOU'VE DOOMED UUUUUUUSSSSSSSS
4 and you order a pizza for me
>>696957510Faust...
4 and CJ eats shit
>>696957217Luigi
>>696957217Battler
>>696957374What do you want from me? You wanted him revived, no? Wish granted. He is just a little bit mindbrocken from the cycle of life and death
>>696957217
So, uh...Bottom 128 amirite?
>>696957584With my dying breath, I wish to say...based...
>>696957305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wfARFF9S5Jg
>>696957217Seconding Heavy
>Sam's death unleashed a demonHE WAS HOLDING IT BACK
6 and Luigi satanic ritualSacrifice must be done
>>696957307Wait... could it be...
>>696957535Give me total n wah death m'lord
>>696957305Personal favorite.
>>696957217Batter
>>696957684nononoNONONNONONO
>>696957684Can Shiki kill niggermen?
>>696957217Grimm
>>696957217Jetstream Sam
>>696957584Luigibros...
>>696957678>Held a demon while being survived with a stroke on his deathbedMY FUARKING HERO
I had one pic of Luigi sacrificing someone to a horde of Waluigis but I lost it
I think I'll go to sleep
>>696957217MARIO
>>696957305>>696957698https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cBabiUURxOY(forgot link)
>>696957217Well, Sam himself of course
>>696957649>>696957468uuhhhh??? playing tricks with me?
Quick question. Can you catch the 3 Regis before doing the Elite 4, in Pokemon RSE?
>>696957427Numbers 0 and 7 are bullets >>696957564Numbers 0, 7 and 4 are bullets
>>696957217Hein
>>696957217Pepsiman
>>696957217Steven Universe
>>696957217Sam
>>696957217Bing
>>696957185it has begun
>>696957217Jesus
>>696957217Nyarly (forma de Fuhrer)
>>696950153My completely mentally stable scribbles made it in, i'm a made anon.
>>696957217Cheshire Cat the useless nigger
7 for a shit tribute on the Mario brothers
>>696957825Winner
>>696957825L-L-LORD HEIN... I FUARKING KNEEL...
>>696957825What the fuck
>>696957305I'LL CRUSH YOU
>>696957825Choo Choo, motherfuckers!
>>696957217Me, specifically
>>696957494I assure you cyborg, Samuel has been making a fast recovery here at one of my clinics and he'll be healthy enough by the next round.
>>696957825RIGGED
>>696957217only THE STRONGEST can cure him now so Spider-Man
>>696957825kek
>>696957684H-He's starting to relapse! Someone call a doctor quick!
>>696957305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6UgxJtHIVY
>>696957825Sasuga lord Hein!
>>696957825MY FUCKING HERO
>>696957305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3HZEF6Ujsl0
>>696957825The brain train never stops
>>696957825nice
7 and i will go make art instead of wasting my time with shitposting about getting random numbers. I hate wasting my dopamine.
>>696957305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JqL4n7SlDB8
>>696957905FUCK I forgot the linkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMoOfupdsP4
>>696957475BETTER FUCKING DELIVER NOW
>>696957217Alex YIIK of course
>>696957825I'm destroying the brain
>>696957305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rfoYSmx0rk
https://voca.ro/12AIz1RSCW2F
>>696958000Trips of truth
6Put the 4 Marios in the sex chamber (4 also counts)
>>696957796You can do it as soon as you get Dive I think. Might be misremembering.
>all this unanchored OCwhy are you doing this
So, there is Sam brain in the jar, and there is ghoul Sam that's stuck in the endless cycle of death and rebirth and went completely mad?
>>696950250>"Shit, that robot isn't too strange but the that worm might as well have been a jacked up Necromorph. What else do I have to put up with.">...>"No, I'm not going to stop. I have to reach the end. I have to reach the top. I have t-">AYO WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', YOU MY NEXT ENEMY ASSHOLE?>"What the... fuck? Is that a Pregnant? They can look like that?">YOU GONNA LET ME THROUGH? IF YOU DON'T I'M GONNA POP ONE IN YOU, OR MAYBE I'LL JUST EAT YOU UP. I'M GETTIN' HUNGRY FOOL.>...>"Just shut the fuck up! I can beat him too, you'll see!"
Remember to vote for my personal idol, Mario!
0 and everyone on the main, Next, Bottom and Barred tournaments rape Vegeta
Man this thread just devolved into ch- anarchy didn't it?>>696957305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0PjCku-nbwHis favorite show. I'm convinced that the No More heroes theme doesn't exist, in-universe it's just the theme for Bizarre Jelly.
>>696958115Sams death caused his soul to fracture.
>>6969581310 and I wash out that pottymouth of yours
>>696958103anchor exists because of bitches like you with skill issuesgit gud, nigga
>>696957305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t-T6lEYJHm8
7 and Vegeta shall save Milhouse from the bottom of anon's subconscious
>>6969578248
>>696958119>that handMAKE US WHOLE, ISAAC
>DoctorNigger is afraid of AnchorsSomeone draw him getting raped by one with this 0
>>696957939I see this and raise you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BqTn62kNQ4Y
>>696957305https://youtu.be/S0HTqqwZq-o?si=cQ0mdy9nxTJ_sD-_https://youtu.be/RmyciZVNVJk?si=ENzWaq95MES0ZZrnhttps://youtu.be/3K9P9f3G3l0?si=QAi8Gej2usM3ivlZ
>>696958131>>6969581650 and the opposite happens
>>696958270>Someone draw him getting raped by one with this 0NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>696958270OH NONONO
>>696957217dazai
0 and I'll piss on Mecha Sonic
>>696958310Another one...
>>696958227Once again Ancestor shot himself in the head. I'm sure he will be back. New game. Now the bullet is number 7
>>696958270And everyone cums on his mouth
>>696958270>>696958310AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696957305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IO16N9-HZdw
7 for Milhouse, the ultimate /v/ meme
>>696958049>>696950250eeyuup its kinoanchoran
7 and Milhouse sj
"NO, I MUST KILL THE MARIO" said SamThen Mario said "no Sam, you are the Mario"Then Sam was a zombie
>forced GETposting gets more replies than 90% of things on the OC anchorThis is why people think the tournaments are dying, because you fuckers only have one joke and repeat it ad nauseam. I'm gonna start reporting these posts.
7 and Sam has to be stopped before he
>>696958458No Milhouse, you are not a meme.
>>696957305https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DlnTdC614F4
>>696958049But Caleb if you abstain, Doomguy won't have your vote!
>>696957217raiden
>>696958484Go get 'em, /co/chad!
7 and all toasters toast toast.
>>696958484>I'm gonna start reporting these posts.It's.... over.
>>696958049You’re one to talk, Caleb.
>announcing a report
>>696958558>wanting a better tournament makes you a /co/ userI guess they do have the better events afterall...
7 for Vegeta, he will save Milhouse and have sex with him
Reddit won btw.
0 and people will permanently stop GET posting.
NSA||V
Where is my HERO?
>>696958708Wesker lost
>>696958160
>>696958708Shadow is still in.
>>696958708Wesker...Wesker died, NSA...
>>696958708Wesker... 6 feet under.
If you aren't making OC for your own satisfaction, you are a fool and should be raped.
>>696958739SHADOW, USE THEM
oh shit dats rightWho are we voting for Mr. Literally Who this year?I think for me it's gonna be The Long Quiet (Slay The Princess)
>>6969587397, I NEED A 7 TO GET THE CHAOS SAMERALDS!!
>>696958739JEJ
>>696958739KEK
>>696958102Oh! Now that's awesome, if it is so.Thanks.
>>6969587967 and you turn into a faggot.
>>696958794STPbros...
>>696958739The Jetsream Emeralds?The Chaos Sameralds?
>>696958796You mean,...This 7?
>>696958049I understand you Caleb but we gotta vote for our other FPS pals. Got it?
7, i will no longer get post and will make oc instead
>>696958115There's also sam's body: >>696955451
>>696958796This 7 right here.
>>696955451AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 5
>>696958870Here you go king
>>696955451WHY THE FUCK DID BOTH TIME TRAVELLING LIFESAVER GHOSTS LOSE LAST ROUNDS AAAAAAA
>>6969554515?
Sam's negative energy will split from the Emeralds, creating evil hedgehog Sam
>>696958861The 7 human Sams
>>696958794Dagoth Ur (The Elder Scrolls)
>>696958739Sam Souls: Scholar of the First Stroke
>>696958794Grand dad.
>>696958897FINALLY>>696958853I'll RAPE YOU
>>696955451Save him and then throw him into the Mari's rapecage with lol&
>>696958739holy shit
What does any of this nonsense have to do with metal Gear rising: Revengeance
>>696955451>not a single 5its ogre...
>>696959008I need a box art edit of this
>>696958993SAMZO UNLEASHED
Wouldn't it be funny if everyone raped me again?
>>6969590257 and I stole those.
>>696955451LIVE
The fact that Gordon suddenly had an amazing campaign outta nowhere... I'm fine with him being an Elite 8 member at this point.
>>6969554515 and Serious Sam gives his life to revive Funny Sam
>>696955451TAKE MY ENERGY
>>696955451I take a fat fucking piss on your machine instead
