KEEP ALL TOURNAMENT TALK ITT!►►VOTE: https://forms.gle/xrDTJXZQZZ5b5Dey6—Timer: https://itsalmo.st/time-for-quarterfinals-c1la►OChttps://4tourney.wikitide.org/wiki/King_of_/v/_2024/Galleryhttps://queenkingv.booru.org/►Nominations: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1iyEvhCLdHgBoPaFf8TzA79wqPcHRqegR7evnMvH4q6o/edit?gid=0#gid=0►Qualifiers: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1u6lzwJZT2AIaoDHO1rbq-wGYJd6x-0KKKf8iOQFlIKc/edit?usp=sharing►Round 1: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScY7S0Ik3_8TqgDajvPlq686B9IH-nWfYMB6n6NmEHW3H-NnA/viewanalytics►Round 2: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSdnIAAqol-6XiG1REdtJievpHwhda1fLM3P2Dwvvhp73Zq4Fg/viewanalytics►Round 3: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScQY-eRjczSSmpcwcEGtrGHu-Q7bbS3ibORzBUa3c7cmzdq5A/viewanalytics►Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024►Detailed Rules and Info: https://pastebin.com/2jqMy7Y2 (embed)►Character Limit—For qualifier poll>Game or Franchise Series can only have 3 characters (i.e. 3 characters from Metal Gear, Touhou, or Pokemon)►Judges:Yotsuba/v/-tanTre/vr/Senator Armstrong►Hosts>Ballsanon !!TSeJH+Shkly>Coayynon !!HfHRhjBcrKX>PenisAnon !KoAd713y0Q>Samaritanon !!LKu0yr+rtFu►Nominations: >>696524528►Qualifiers: >>696623247►Round 1: >>696715697►Round 2: >>696793571►Round 3: >>696878318►Round 4: >>696967734►Previous: >>696982779
OC Anchor.
>that big booty Reimu twerking her ass off at the end of the last threadHoly FUARK... Dante is so LUCKY.
What has been your single favorite post in the king threads this year?
>>696995868Repostin
>None of the Touhous were nominated for PlaygirlWhy?
>>696995868If you have last words for Sam, say them now.
>>696995907I forgor
Bracket
>>696995868Hot off the presses Fresh out the ovenVote Regigigas
>>696995872Yeah yeah, her booty might be big, but it'll never be THE SOFTEST
>>696995853>Pepsiman>JC Denton>Doomguy>Carl Johnson>The Heavy>Regigigas>Jetstream Sam>Captain Falcon
>>696995907Nobody finds 2hus attractive
>>696995895i've been enjoying the whole crippled sam into samuralds saga.
>>696995921Sam... you really didn't have anything at all to do with metal gear rising...
>>696995907Cause it's a furry tournament. Almost no human girls made it, even super coom famous one's so highly unlikely touhou would matter.
Yogi...
>random environmental message
>>696995868REPOSTANVOTE FOR REGIGIGAS>https://files.catbox.moe/474y9j.mp4 (this is the OC, not the picture)
>>696995895This was a legendary BTFO moment.
>>696995994how is it every single year without fail, you manage to always have dogshit picks? you are literally the 3rd worst avatarfag in these threads asukafag.
Barred from Queen /co/: Quarterfinals can be found here.Vote: https://forms.gle/rEYPr3vwpFs2vEKz8Bracket: https://challonge.com/LibraryofSunFun: https://therandombutton.github.io/off to bed, see you all soon!
>>696995994Voted the opposite btw.
>>696995995Their Rule34 entry is ridiculously large though.>>696996016Most of the furry picks that made it to the E8 were /v/ furries so someone like Reimu might have a chance at getting up to Round 3.
>>696995994Go to bed, retard
>>69699586>>696995897
>>696996078>Their Rule34 entry is ridiculously large though.It's all an elaborate jokeI mean, do you seriously think people ACTUALLY get turned on by Reimu's pits?
>>696995994Garbage
>>696996139Yes.
Form asking the date Playboy of /trash/ should happen, deadline is King's finals (ignore the first and third questions):https://forms.gle/hNCKSkyEv7TA7wcM9Small tournament about video game areas and locations, quarterfinals:https://forms.gle/qWxzHtjDdZhpTiRe6https://challonge.com/zrkk82on
>>696996078Did any human girls even make R3?
>>696995994Now I'm going to vote for the opposite BTW.
Say everybody have you seen my ballsThey're big and salty and brown!!If you ever need em' quick,Pick me upJust stick my balls in your mouthOoohh!!Suck on my chocolate salty balls,Stick 'em in your mouth and suck 'emSuck on my chocolate salty balls,They're packed full of vitamins and good for you,So suck on my balls!!
>>696996051THIRD? Okay, I can see that dog faggot that spites literally everything being worse. But who's worse than that in these that actually avatarfags? (The cuckpost faggot doesn't really avatarfag)
>>696995895>>696996236
>>696996172The brown fighting game girl who has her face shadowed by her hoodie made it all the way to Round 4 I think.
>>696996020Hey hey hey
>>696996217Time Traveler-sama...
>>696995895Sam and the 7 souls, battler being silent for some fucking reason, coming back, and then fucking DYING to cancer in like 2 minutes was peak comedy, shadow vs Leon, AM..In his entirety, Dazai click bait shenanigans, Jetstrokelsam, Luigi BTFO fagven niggerverse, "Blindfolded, armless and legless, sick/tired vs /v/ is not even close" (that oc made me laugh like a maniac for 5 minutes)
>>696996060oh shit those are some nice digits huh neat
>>696996228Do you mean Taokaka????Anon that's another furry
Luigi's campaign was just too fucking good this year.
>>696996207the fucking /co/fag who can't stop posting gay off topic shit every fucking Qo/v/ and Ko/v/
AMbros how we feeling
SHIT, I'M INCREDIBLY LATEQUICK, ANON, CONVINCE ME ON WHO I SHOULD VOTE FOR
>>696996328Not really.
>>696996172No (and that's a good thing)
>>696996285This post reads like a psycho wrote it, calm down anon
>>696996345ALL IN ON REGIGIGAS.
>>696996228taokaka's a furry.
>>696996345VOTE FOR HATRED
Luigi might have recent events at his side...But does he hold strong with FAITH in his LORD?Didn't think so.
>>696996321No she isn’t, she’s one of those human catgirls, she’s got furry bits but she’s still 90% human.
>>696976213I flipped it for you. I've also noticed now that it wasn't anchored. >>696995868
>>696996345YES!
>>696996328What campaign
>>696996345Your best buddy Wario, of course
>>696996409I have christ with me
>>696996339Yeah he's definitely the worst.He's horrible in /co/ as well, for what it's worth. Maybe worse, since he fucks up non-tournament threads too.
Whos the biggeat meme character left? will vote for them
Round 4 keeps moving forward, and I take my rest. Should another thread be made before I wake, as always reposting the link is welcomed.King of /v/ 2024: Next 128 (Round 4) https://forms.gle/mwHDtuA9GCEanJCe7Bracket: https://challonge.com/KingV2024Next128
>>696996467fat CJ
>>696996345In Pepsi We Trust!
>>696996345WARIOLook at some of the past thread OC anchors
>>696996060Lets go Dazai! All the way to the end!
>>696996376Not really since it turns the one porn tourney into a niche circlejerk.
>>696996282I come bearing a warning, this post will cause irreparable damage to these tournaments.>>697012471
>>696996032This might be one of the best OC made for the tournamentRegis proved they’re strong, let’s keep going
>>696996321Taokaka only has cat ears. She's basically human.
>>696996345AM because Heavy has made almost no OC (this comes from a TF2 fag, who believes soldier is the far better choice, so eh).Uh....I don't know between shadow or regi, this year is basically their only chance of ever getting to the elite 8 (though, take in mind that shadow somewhat has chance of getting to it again), I like phoenix more, but both are basically guaranteed to get into the elite 8, and power houses, Cortex because funny buck broke.
>>696996376>And that’s a good thingBejitabro btw
>>696996434The most unrealistic part of this is Wario paying someone so freelyStill got a kek out of me
>>696996409Blessed is he who comes in the name of the Lord
>>696995853I will make bread with your bones, and share it with a select few people on this website of my choosing. Perhaps I will make a pizza.
>>696996530Maybe next year when you get a bunch of new shit.
>>696996604>AM seething out of nowhere
>>696996390NO, I MOST GET SAM SOULS, EVEN IF THAT MEANS HE WILL BECOME CRIPPLED, PARALYZED, STROKED, CANCEROUS, and SHIT AND FINISHED.
>>696996448Hence why Asukafag only reaches third between /co/fag and Dogfag being first and second respectively.
>>696996321She's as Furry as Felicia (who jobbed to her in death battle btw)
>>696996604False, Bazz is an alpha CHAD and fucks whoever xhe wants
>>696996481Thanks mad titan, I'll be taking my well-deserved rest after lecturing all of my uneducated opponents. It's just so tiresome being this dedicated to your job, you know? Anyways, just one last thing to Magus>picNow, SCRAM!
>>696996604>EggmanHow hard to we expect him to job next year.
>>696996647>Warnerbattle
>>696996604Why is AM there? Battler is a jobber, and was silent this year for...Reasons, Eggman is the definition of SHIT and FINISHED, Bazz jobbed to a jobber (plus he is a tranny), Keklin is bald
>>696996321>>696996401If Taokaka is a furry then why did she get into Queen's E8 last year?
>>696996709He's making it to the finals again baby
>>696996709Either round 1 loss, or winner. No inbetween.
>>696996709
>>696996752nah he's gonna get cucked again in the finals for a third time by yet another schizo, and it will be hilarious.
>>696996556>>696996647I mean, she's definitely furry-lite, always drawn and campaigned looking like this (including in playgirl). Not a conventional human coom pick like Bayo or Peach.
>>696996753Jesus Christ that gif
>>696996709If Eggman ends up winning next year I'm unironically going to be sad, not because I dislike him, I WANT him to win, but it will be like losing the Main Villain of the King Tournament
>>696996797SISSYgeta...
>>696996401>>696996321Isn't she literally just a cat girl? No snout or anything.
Wouldn't it be funny if some Redditor posted a screencap of the retardation of this place, and it somehow becomes viral, corrupting the echo system of 4chinks tournaments by having them being forcefully filled with fucking reddit fags, and if you don't respond to this post your mother will die at night, which will lead to them trying to sanitize it?
>>696996798Which one will it be? Jacket or Scout?
>>696996709Things actually look decent for him next year desu. Mado's win broke the runner-up curse and has effectively put the schizo-alliance to rest. People will laugh at him as a jobber but he's definitely not as finished as some may think
Regigas and Shadow are reddit picks.
>>696996797>>696996829Oops wrong pic
>>696996834I LOVE YOU MOM DON'T DIE PLEASE
>>696996604AM and Eggman shouldn't be there
>>696996832Can't say since you'll never see her face.
Fucking Princess Daisy right now.
>>696996834It'd be funnier if you got raped by Roland
>>696996854My bet is scout, mostly because i feel like Jacket is gonna eat shit to father garcia or some shit like that.
>>696996834I'm surprised there hasn't been some xitterfag that makes a post about this tournament.
>>696996709Honestly, it may depend if Hexfag supports him again.
>>696996812The only thing that’s consistent about her lewds is that her hood is always kept up, there’s plenty of porn that shows off the other human parts of her body, she isn’t furry lite.
>>696996854Isaac
>>696996905hexfag support didnt mean shit for hunk this year
>>696996873Wouldn't it be funny if your father died instead?
>>696996834Your mom|||v
>>696996834>>696996873>>696996889>>696996903
>>696996921Hexfag didn't shit out 10 OC per round for HUNK
>>696996885She doesn’t have a single bit of her on her body except for her tail and ears, she’s a catgirl human who just doesn’t show her face.
I, Doctor SISSYman, JOBBER of the Tournaments humbly kneel to:Batter-sama, King of /v/ 2021 and my master.Grimm-sama, King of /v/ 2023 and other master.Madotsuki-sama, former wife, now a queen who I shall never become stronger than.Geralt-sama, who Jetstream Sam warned me about.A FUCKING TREE-sama, who humiliated me in my first round.Dante-sama, who beat the shit out of me so hard twice in a row.AM-sama, whose hour-long speeches broke me and my daughter.Bowser-sama, who easily manhandled me in his Fury form.Metal Sonic-sama, who carried my army and made sure I was not HUMILIATED immediately.Bowser Junior-sama, for destroying my creations and claiming my daughter for himself.Kamek-sama, whose magic I am scared of because it BROKE the tech I worked hard on.
>>696996925You're... too late for that Sam, it's wasn't that funny
>>696996905That might hurt his chances.
>>696996925My father already died, retard. Now what power do you have?
>>696996834Posting this on reddit or some other website might change the outcome considering the low vote count this year
>>696996903Wouldn't it be funny if I posted about it?
>>696996921Hexfag went crazy with Eggman last year and was the majority of his support.However with Hexfag's rep. kind of tanking and becoming a thread meme it could hurt Eggman too.
>>696995935If we go off average winning percentages for each round, this would be our Elite Eight:>Raiden (65.3%)>JC Denton (67.0%)>Peppino (60.4%)>Neo Cortex (56.2%)>Heavy (64.5%)>Shadow (63.3%)>Wario (60.5%)>Luigi (59.1%)This is their competition for comparison:>Pepsiman (64.5%, only 0.8% below)>Phoenix Wright (63.1%, or 3.9% below)>Doomguy (57.2%, or 3.2% below)>CJ (53.3%, or 2.9% below)>AM (56.8%, a whole 7.7% below)>Regigigas (59.3%, exactly 4% below)>Jetstream Sam (58.9%, only 1.6% below)>Captain Falcon (53.7%, around 5.4% below)Just for fun, every single character ahead in my last analysis aside from Edgeworth (>>696882504) did in fact advance this round. Other than that power gap now filled by Shadow, the only other pick to change is Raiden coming out ahead of Pepsiman by a shockingly narrow margin. Obviously this isn't meant to be taken entirely seriously as it ignores some specific contexts, so do take it more for fun.
>>696996964I prefer the DIMECETTE version
>>696996921Hexfag FLED
>HEXCHADHEXCHADHEXCHADHEXCHADHEXCHAD
>>696997042Most charactera are pretty much split by Margin of Error, AM and Regi are the only real underdogs
>>696997110HUNK lost btw.
>>696997110HUNK WON btw
...
>>696997042Man, Denton is a monster holy shitIs his game really that good?
>>696997205Denton…
>>696997042What about their seeds?
HUNK lost to a one-note fat nigger. Think about it.
With this 6 I predict the Final Round will have a terrifying twist.
>>696997210...
>>696996228Made R4 btw cause she was against Hexfag's pick Gardevoir in R3 and Hexfag went retard and drew porn solely for Taokaka instead and tried bribing people for Gardevoir porn if they voted for her.
>>696997210Deus Ex has long been considered a /v/ classic and pretty much was universally praised as a series until human revolution shit the bed.
>>696997236Uh oh
>>696997229That fat one note nigger is going to beat Cortex btw
>>696997210Go play it, it's really good
WAKE UP, YOU FAT RUSKIEDID YOUR HEART GIVE OUT AFTER A VODKA OVERDOSE? OR WAS IT THE CHOLESTEROL CLOGGING YOUR ARTERIES?YOU SPEND MORE TIME POLISHING THAT WEAPON OF YOURS THAN YOU DO GOING FOR A JOG
>>696997042I think Regigigas and AM have had the toughest brackets. They're pretty good.
>>696996060Has Mr. William Sparks ever done anything good for the children of today? Has he ever read them a book or taught them a geographical landmark? No? Then why vote him. Help give /v/ a better financial accountant and vote for Baldi Baldimore!
>Filters silent niggers in your pathNo need to thank me, just doing my job.
>>696996834I'd imagine everything involving AM would need at least ten different content warnings if posted outside of this place
>>696997236Wouldn't it be funny if the terrifying twist is that some random popular xwitter fag posts about this tournament and AM loses because of the twitter moralfaggottry?
>>696997253She beat multiple furry picks beforehand so you can’t she only got that far because her opponent sabotaged herself.
>>696997325/v/ is a pail of water board
Sometimes i post in these threads with the expectation that my post is gonna have a bunch of (you)'s, or at least enough to satisfy my desire to be noticed. Then, when it doesn't happen, i look at all the posts, interactions, everyone is having fun while i'm mindlessly posting stupid shit to get a quick laughter from the replies to my post, it makes me realize that i'm stupid, lazy, wants a quick way of getting engagement on the internet rather than doing something smart, creative, something that actually takes effort.This place has been rotting my brain for years, ever since i became active here. I really don't want to leave, because even if it's awful most of the time, it still brings me laughter, but i want to do better.So, i hope everyone participating, can appreciate the moments of fun and laughter they are having, and if constant attention seeking from mindless replies aren't satisfying you anymore, then it's a sign that you should start getting creative.I love you.
Filtering normals is super easy, just make the filter answer nigger.
>>696997325>Is literally a silentfag pick
>>696997367Battlerbro...
>>696997396less silent than falcon at least
>>696997367Do a few push ups and stop making replies with the intent to get (You)s, anon.Take care, all right?
>>696997112In fairness AM and Regigigas also had generally harder opponents than their current match counterparts, ie AM just got out of a match with Travis fucking Touchdown whereas Heavy got basically a free win against Little Mac
>live Mr. /co/ reaction
>>696997416That’s not a very high bar to clear.
>>696997306They have both beaten the highest seeds so far of the tournament, if I'm not mistaken, with Edgeworth and Travis
>696997367Just post bait, it's that easy
>>696997426It's a shame that the battle against Little Mac is considered a free win. I liked his campaigner.
hide cowards
>>696997428REEEEEEEEEEE FUCKING NORMALFAG CORPORATE MASCOT POPULAR PICK MY HERO WOLVERINE SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE COMIC BOOK WINNER THAT YEAR REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>696996834>>696996992Most I've seen these tournaments escape into other sites is when someone shared the Simon and Jack wedding picture on Reddit. Everyone there was just completely bewildered by it.
>>696997490Scout spotted
Regigigas beating both Jacket and Edgeworth in a row is pretty damn crazy, and it wasn't even a close shave
>>696996345CHADOWYou know why
>>696997428OH NO SPIDERMAN IS CRIPPLED TOO7
>Is literally a sile-ACK
>>696995868https://youtu.be/an6A09zyi1M
>>696995868REPOSTANhttps://files.catbox.moe/5ivy6k.mp4I hope this is a bit more in character for Sam than previous outings.
>>696997525>Simon and Jack weddingOh yeah..Can you post it, I only started going to /co/ tournaments after Spiderman fucking killed Popeye.
>>696997583KINO
>>696997583Kino...
>>696997464Travis actually didn’t seed very high this year, but he is an established tourney powerhouse whose own best result was a 3rd place finish.
>>696997583while i really do enjoy wario as a character in these tournies, Sam just has to win, this round has been batshit for him.
https://poal.me/z6z8v0
>>696997516I don't get why retards use Wolverine as an example of a non corporate mascot.
>>696997583HOLY FUCKING KNIO< BGASFED!
>>696997583Holy shit, I just realized that Sam campaign is battler one, but he actually memes his way into competency...Which is very funny....
>>696997428Wolverine should have won, he’s a non-normalfag non-mascot pick with better media.
>>696997679Stop being gay
>>696997416I have seen more Falcon posts than Pepsiman posts
>>696996982Yeah, it was hilarious.
>>696997112Well it's tricky, because this is where context comes into play. The most apparent example? I will say Regigigas vs. Shadow's margin might be affected somewhat by the specific match-ups. Regigigas had one of the most vocal matches in the second round and fought the second seed right afterwards. Shadow on the other hand might have inflated his number somewhat with a Freddy blowout at the start and favorable series overlap with Metal Sonic last round. While that still speaks well to Shadow for pulling out those blowouts, I do think this match-up isn't as certain despite the gap right now. If Shadow pulls a huger than expected win over Regigigas, then that will be another picture.AM vs. Heavy is interesting. On one hand, AM had an insane challenge going against Wesker and Travis back-to-back while Heavy got two really easy wins over Pac-Man and Little Mac. On the other hand, it does remain the biggest gap and Heavy has one of the best current averages period.Captain Falcon has popped up a lot on "who I'm voting for" posts thus far, but I do think he might be the most troubled if you actually take these averages seriously. He's had two close calls while Luigi is coming off a competent match against Gordon Freeman. Like what >>696997426 and>>696997306 said, Regigigas and AM could arguably be somewhat skewed here. Captain Falcon has less of an excuse all considered.>>696997226>Raiden (#19) vs. Pepsiman (#20), close in both regards>Phoenix Wright (#1) vs. JC Denton (#5), lower is ahead>Peppino (#4) vs. Doomguy (#6), higher is ahead>Cortex (#52) vs. CJ (#76), higher is ahead>AM (#3) vs. Heavy (#10), lower is ahead>Shadow (#9) vs. Regigigas (#17), higher is ahead>Wario (#28) vs. Jetstream Sam (#18), lower is ahead>Luigi (#44) vs. Captain Falcon (#115), higher is aheadThis makes five higher seeds vs. three lower ones, though two of the lower seeds are still in the top 10.>>696997210Yes
>>696997583my FUARKING retard...
>>696997601Also kino
>>696997690That means that if he doesn't win he'll become a shitter like battler.
>>696997627Just know that Mr. /co/ 2020 was heavily taken off the rails with role playing. There was multiple RP story lines going on which culminated into this piece of autism.
>>696997424I will.
>>696997837It trips me up to this day that Jackiefag wormed their garbage waifu into this.
>>696997583My FUARRKING cripple…
>>696997669You're right, he was only 31st this year. So after Regigigas, the highest seed win actually goes to fucking Luigi beating Freeman
>>696997805>TFW want phoenix to beat JC mostly because i've enjoyed the AA OC this year, but Deus Ex is the more favorited series on /v/.
>>696997837>Alastor and Chris McLean THAT close to each othernice foreshadowing
Gimme the pw so i can vote for YOUR favorite character
>>696997960...What was the question again?
>>696997960>Anon doesn't know about the Literally Who Award
>>696997940Numnutsbros… That literal woman who was a host and campaigning with her trip off the entire timebros…
>>696997583MY FUARKING STROKE VICTIM
i've come to make an announcementFUCK REGIGIGAS
>>696997960>Gimme the pwHere.
What should I draw between Peppino and Doomguy later?
>>696998039>Didn’t even qualify for Queen
>>696997960the password is "Mr. Literally Who?" btw
>>696997940>Black Hat is next to two aliens
>>696997940We really didn't know
>>696997837>Eggman in the back
>>696998039Regifags, your response?
I hope we get regi vs AM and phoenix vs raiden
>>696997940>>696998120i dont go on /co/ but it sounds funny, what's this about?
>>696998068Has anybody done anything based off WAR yet?
>>696997837>Black Hat only a few characters away from ZimGrim.
>>696998039My maker that loves me <3
>>696998168What is this WOMAN doing in the tournament for KINGS? GET HER OUT NOW
>>696998168Would.
Picking your Elite Eight is EASY! Who does everyone want in the top four out of the remaining men?>Raiden>Doomguy>Shadow>Wario
>>696997837I find it very funny how shit degenerated so hard, in so "little" time/co/lympus then>What if [insert waifufaggottry]/co/lympus now>What if we all rape that dog, what if fucking Spiderman became a pseudo nazi, and only realized his wrong doings after he killed Popeye, and then he kills kermit in a father son KamehamehaKing of /v/ then>What if Armstrong said no to porn...And what if Eggman jobbedKing of /v/ now>W-What if sam had an stroke+cancer, died after tf2 spy sapped his life support, then his souls was fragmented into 7 highly dangerous pieces, which might or not have raped am (yes that one), meanwhile Shadow is having a death match with metal sonic in a concert
>>696996060VOTE FOR THE GROX!
>>696998247>Raiden>Doomguy>Regigigas>Captain Falcon
>>696998068I want to see them beat the shit out of each other. Shotgun vs BFG.They're both pretty intense characters, I think there's a lot of potential in the matchup.
>>696997690>Sam is the fucking anti-battler
>>696998179Gist of it is all the rp autism continued into tag team tourneys, the 2021 version being held on /tnt/. Two of the hosts, Numnuts Dominoes (later known as Ghost) were secretly team Alastor and Chris RPer's. Numnuts revealed he rigged the tourney for their team. Bunch of drama, both of them kicked. Retroactively soured the RP legacy somewhat.
I'm voting Wario, but Jetstream Sam absolutely lived up to the hype this year.
>>696998179Those 2 characters were the pet picks of 2 former hosts, one of which became a tourney schizo and the other came back by inventing a second trip and pretending to be a different person.
>>696997805>Captain Falcon has popped up a lot on "who I'm voting for" posts thus far, but I do think he might be the most troubled if you actually take these averages seriously>The character who made the Silent Majority his gimmick is mostly favored by the vocalIrony?
>>696998247>Raiden>Doomguy>AM>Sam or Falcon
>>696998247>Phoenix>Peppino>Regigigas>Wario
>>696998247>Raiden>Doomguy>AM>Wario
>>696998347>>696998360fucking hell and i thought NSA was bad
>>696998440Oh no, NSA is MUCH worse than those 2 stil..
>>696998247shit this is hard but i'mma have to go with:>Phoenix>Cortex>Regi>SamThough theres a few i could have win over my 4 where i wouldn't feel bad about.
>>696998247>Wright>CJ>Regigigas>Sam or Wario
>>696998490I would agree NSA is worse than Ghost, but Numnuts is a stretch.
EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER WHO WAS NAMED IN THE LAST 20 POSTS IS SHIT AND FINISHED AND OUT OF THIS FUCKING TOURNAMENT
>>696998247>Dracula>Hex Maniac>Me>Spiderman
>>696998546Numnuts never got to control the major tournaments to the extent NSA did, he’s way more unhinged but NSA did much more damage.
>>696998601...Unless I RAPE you with this 5.
>>696998490Worse than Ghost, yes. Worse than numnuts only in the sense they had a ton more reach and masked their malicious intent better than he did. Numnuts is way more unhinged than NSA though.
>>696998601This 5 confirms it
>>6969986265 and you become a tranny.
>>6969986015 and Sam makes you a crippled retard.
Wouldn't it be funny if we had a host tournament? BallsAnon would win
5 and Sam shares a cell with Battler
>>696998601This except only Eggman
>>696998626>>6969986599
>>696998186Don't think so.
>>696998039Arceus did nothing wrong btw
>>696998632is numnuts worse than someone who drew donkey kong rape porn?
>>696998247>Raiden>Doomguy>AM>Sam
>>6969987065 and Battler shares a cell with 2 years ago sam, crippled sam, and all of same souls, plus robotic sam (this tournament is fucking insane in retrospective).
>>696998746yes. numnuts posted their asshole before.
>>696998743… except for becoming a glorified onahole.
Fuck I hope Regigigas wins. A lot of people were doubttful but I think he's proven himself and with the arguably hardest bracket.
>>696998746>drew donkey kong rape porngive me 1 reason why that's not hilarious
JC Denton-bros sound off.
>>696998825I don't fucking care about some random literal who Pokemon.
>>696998861this 5 says you do
>>696998247As long as Doomslayer loses I don't care who wins. The new Doom lore is lame.
>>696998825He and AM arguably have had the hardest bracket.
>>696998836Because the same person who drew it was NSA, a woman, who was probably living out her bizarre fantasies through a literal gorilla that she likely kept banning for the sake of drawing rape porn.
>>696998264Unfortunatelyl Mr. /co/ has entered a bit of a spite/metagame era ever since Plunderers and the NSA Zim art. I think it's recovered though and Peter had a good run. This is one of the few bizarre years where Ms. /co/ might be the best of the major tournaments. The first half of King has been pretty strong though.
>>696998809Being a mother is only natural for a woman.Fun fact: Did you know that the "ona" in "onahole" does not refer to "onna", or "Woman"? It actually refers to Onan, a Biblical figure whose name has apparently become slang for masturbation. He is also referenced in one of the challenges in The Binding of Isaac: Onan's Streak.
>>696998923Bros...how do I find a girl like this
>>696998264>SamDon't forget Hein
>>696998928>Ms /co/ is the most straight forward tournament this yearStrange times we’re living in.
>>696997583Holy FUNNY
>>696998928>This is one of the few bizarre years where Ms. /co/ might be the best of the major tournamentsNot even close lmao
>>696998846Best Flying-type Pokémon btw
>>696998264The shadow vs metal sonic match was kino as hell and you full well know it.
>>696999014Really close
>>696999014Mr /co/ was a mess this year and Queen was Ms /co/ 2021 tier, at minimum it’s going to be the second best tournament.
>>696998928>Ms. /co/ might be the best of the major tournamentsNah, the QF round was enough to put it below Mr.
>>696998928Mr. was pretty normal as usual this year, actually, you just had an uptick of thread schizo's and trolls. Ms. was full of its usual seething and psyops but it had a "normal" winner for the first time in six years. I'd agree it was better than Queen at least, which was a real surprise.
>>696999056Mr. /co/ wasn’t a mess
>>696998440>>696998546What was the worse thing NSA did, i think i missed some lore.
>>696998825>>696998910It kind of sucks seeing some corners of the bracket look like Fight Club while others end up radio silent. It wasn't that bad this year but there was definitely a bit of it going on.
>>696999092Yes it was I was there, the threads were awful compared to last year.
>>696998825AM going up against Wesker again and Travis left me sweating (metaphorically).
>>696995907Most of the best 2hus are lolis and lolis weren't allowed in the tourney even though it wouldn't be overly difficult to allow them with restrictions, not that it matters as /trash/ is a furry tourney, personally I simply forgot to nominate Clownpiece
>>696999096Rigging her picks
With this 7 i shall go to sleep
>>696999096Who do you think introduced the whitelist and all the issues that came with it instead of a grandfather clause?
For me, it's this year's Queen.Not only it was complete shit, it was also boring as hell, what the fuck happened?
>>696999097It always feels a bit awkward when a vocal campaign goes up against a silent one.Fortunately, Regi and AM's campaigns seem to wake up their opponents a bit.
>>696999163You will now stay awake until the end of the tournament.
>>696999096Spite artist and rigger. Astroturfed her art and opinions. Forced a bunch of gay rules in. This went for both the /co/ and /v/ tourneys.
I know side tournaments are gay parasites that detract from the actual event but can we get some Calypso vs Baldi shit going it's such a retarded matchup that it might be potential dimes
>>696999191Queen was shit, but I wouldn't say it was boring. It was like watching a city burn down and it's inhabitants kill each other.
DID SOMEBODY SAY SHIT
>>6969991639 and you'll find me in your bed.
>>696999249A-Anon?
>>696999225I actually enjoyed queen, it was some straight up the purge type shit.
>>696999139>lolis weren't allowed in the tourneyWell hebe's were, but none qualified.
>>696999191>what the fuck happened?Hexfag and /co/tards
>>6969991635 and you mix coffee, monster and gatorade, and then drink it
I'M GOING TO SLEEPSTAY STRONG, AMCHADS
>>696999096Being an astroturfing samefagging smearer in general.
>>696999090I enjoyed Mr. but like you said there was more trolls and bait than usual. Also highly disliked how much people tried to tear down Kermit in the last two rounds. I personally enjoyed Ms. more.
>>696999191The hexfag and an addition of shit stirrers making drama and sore loser's out of everyone. It had a good conclusion though.
>>696999249Sam....
>>696999249Hey hey hey, you shall see what my pic-a-nic-a-dic is capable of.
>COCOCOCOCOCOCOMINDBROKEN by cape and cartoonCHADS.
I liked campaigning in this year's queen.
>>696999338Also highly disliked how much people tried to tear down Kermit in the last two rounds. I personally enjoyed Ms. more.Hahahah....I am now worried than that will happen to AM, except multiplied tenfold because /v/ is a lot more hateful (ironic), than /co/
>>696999220The barred elite 8 in general have some funny as fuck matchupsI feel nobody has seriously stopped and contemplated how deranged "Gaben vs Shadow Hitler" sounds
>>696999338>I personally enjoyed Ms. more.I just can't see it. The threads are terrible. The unironic seething boomer vs. zoomer shit and falseflags the whole tourney was unbearable.
>>696999387Aylabro...
>>696999438Wrong anon.
>>696999096>>696999180THREADLY REMINDER that NSA's retarded ass thought Mega Man and X were the same character because she didn't play videogames, ignored EVERY explanation given as to why this was wrong, and forced a VIDEOGAME character to be added to the whitelist to be allowed to enter the VIDEOGAME tournament. Fuck that cunt.
I'LL ALWAYS VOTE AGAINST AM UNTIL GLADOS WINS QUEEN AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT
>>696999191This tourney feels a lot more fun but that's how it's always been for me. The OC is usually cooler, bitching mostly gets silenced, and it embraces its own stupidity instead of fearing it. Instead of>Carl is winning that's so crazy dude what the fuck bullshit And >Sam won that even though he has no in-character campaigning this is spite against Mario :((((((It's more like >Isaac losing sucks, CJ is funnyand>Hehehe that was pretty funnyI just feel like it's less averse to the Rules of Nature, there is also no genuine concern over a drawfag overpowering everyone this time because there's just that much OC from all sides
>>696999389Reminder NSA was the one who first started tearing AM down for his origins back in 2022 when she was having a mental breakdown. Up until that point nobody cared
>>696998836>>696998746>donkey kong rape pornWell fuck then post it damn it, i'm curious
>>696999462
>>696999470>no genuine concern over a drawfag overpowering everyoneBecause Hexfag is not gearing up full blast and supporting a shit non-character pick.
>>696999462Glados is not winning anytime soon regardless because she's just too silent.
>>696999470/co/'s like this too. Ms. is a meta seethe fest. Mr. is chill and rarely is anyone ever actually mad about results. Male/female character thing probably.
>>696999623No dummy, that's Chell
>>696999479>Reminder NSA was the one who first started tearing AM down for his origins back in 2022 when she was having a mental breakdown. Up until that point nobody caredJesus, NSA is a schizo...Oh my fucking god
>>696999470I think it's genuinely just more active and booming campaigns here compared to Queen.
>>696999671Queen wasn’t a seethe fest before this year.
>>696999565Well yeah, he slowed down a lot and is supporting good characters this time around. There's not really anything TO be mad at. Queen was a fucking mess in that regard and I feel he may have intentionally fueled it just a little bit because I dunno funny.>>696999671I check those out too, you're right. Mr. is significantly better, this year was fine but the Kermit forced controversy sucked, I actually did want him to win but Spider-Man is too good of a choice. I don't really give a fuck about any female cartoon characters
>>696999689Bejitabro btw
Who had it worse? Vince or NSA?
>>696999823Oh wait, wrong Chel, never mind.
>>696999837NSA didn't suffer nearly enough.
>>696995868Wouldn't it'd be funny if I spent >24 hours on my low effort E1 delivery?
>>696999837>>696999883NSA basically got away with everything. Her picks are always gonna be champions, at most one of them has become shunned (Wuya).
NSA|||v
>>696999967>Her picks are always gonna be championsBlack HatCHADS, WeskerKINGS…
>>696999837Now that you mention it, Regi is running the strongest Kill God campaign of all time bar MAYBE Demi-fiend...Where the hell is Vince?
>>696999942SOULLLLL
I'm bored, so...
I didn't know that the National Security Agency was involved with 4chan tournaments.
>>697000095funny cause NSA legit tried to pass themself off as having a fed job that explained why they couldn't be around for the thread controversies.
>>696997583Kino
>>696999967I conveniently skipped the year Wuya was Ms.I am eternally vindicated. I just thought something would be up after 2022's shitshow
>>697000091Regigisniff
>>697000146And when people started catching on to her lies she started making up shit about wanting to do some kind of radio show with Psyanon and something about water laws, a liar to the very last.
>>696998090She would have if Mistyfags hadn't been retarded
>>697000146>I don't have access to the internet for most of the day because of the signal jammer, and because of general work. Depending on the area I may be range banned. But that does not mean I'm always unable to post. As soon as I leave the range I have access. But that is not until I'm away from my workplace, and I can only post when I have time. Getting food, leaving work, waiting, etc. This happens every tourney. I schedule nominations on the time I have the longest off. Then the next weekend I'm back to work. That's why PenisAnon made my threads while I was gone. When I was able, I tried to make the next thread. I was able to post one thread Sat 09 Sep 2023 00:02:52. That's the early morning before I got to work. After that I'm revealing results near the time I get off. Sun 10 Sep 2023 16:18:24 That means I missed my posting shift for Saturday. I couldn't announce the placements for the winners of 5th through 8th. I missed semis ending. I tried to post a new thread, but I collapsed and woke up at 4 am. In fact I couldn't post anything until 4pm today.>That was my schedule. I still have not changed out of my work clothes so I could address the thread.One of the funniest NSA posts
>>697000063
>>697000003>If Regi wins, the Profaned Sabbath occursAAAAAAAA
>>697000308Mistyfags were upset over her dub VA passing away, that makes more sense than voting in Arceus for memes.
>>696999996Wouldn't it be funny if....I got the 9 get?
>>697000327>tell psy to announce the wrong results>disappear for several hours amidst the shitstorm>come back with this excusewhat a sperg
>>697000327This is why women must not have access to the internet.
>>696997960>Gimme the pwOHHHH YOU DIDNT KNOW???https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WOTFGL7yjg
>>697000375I feel like Arceus could have had a strong campaign, at least.
>>697000327Because surely a government spook would have the time and energy needed to run a popularity contest on an image board for an entire week after being done with a day’s work of dealing with whatever nasty shit the FBI has to sit through on a daily basis.
>>696997583beautiful
>>696999406It sounds like a MUGEN fight
>>697000252
>>697000691blasphemous
PEPPINOOOOOOOO WHY DID YOU PUT PINEAPPLE ON NY PIZZA I ASKED FOR FIREBLU SAUCE
Shh keep it down anons. Madotsuki is trying to sleep
>>696996409>>696996345>>696996253>>696996342>>696996964>>696997236>>696997583>>696997559
>>697000803>Madotsuki after a hard day’s work of fucking Recette
>>697000832The STRONGEST
>>697000925… isn’t that loser Bejita.
>>697000803AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>697000959Dont make me get the muzzle
>>697000956Could you repeat that?
>>696995868>>696996060>>696998039>>696998168INCOMING TRANSMISSION FROM THE GROX EMPIRE!>Vzizizi--zzerk-bzzork- {AHEM-}>ARCEUS, SPODE, AND ALL OTHER GODS- THE BROADCAST THIS MESSAGE TO YOU.>{Begin Loading Video- Bzzzt- }>We have amassed an army of billions, our territories exceed our own measure, the churchgoing populace, it's imagined heaven, and their houses of worship are indistinguishable from a speck of space dust in the presence of The Grox. These are the truths as they are.>{TOTAL GODS KILLED: EXCEEDING 1}>{TOTAL PLANETS: 2,400 AND COUNTING}>{GALACTIC CODE VIOLATIONS: INTEGER OVERFLOW ERROR}>It is undeniable that any deity or presence which dare threaten The Grox's interests has made a grave error with a 90% chance of said error being- bzzzork- derived from mental inadequacy.>SUCH "DIVINE WILLS" CANNOT BE ALLOWED.>{Video finished loading... Sending now...}https://files.catbox.moe/127zfl.mp4END OF TRANSMISSIONVOTE FOR THE GROX
>>697001127>*unnnnnf* *unnnnnf*
>697000803Dimes queen.
>>697001131… isn’t that loser Bejita.
>>697001184Sorry, I am voting against the Grox now.
>>696996060https://youtu.be/5lD8N1YCVxc
>>6970011845 and AM possesses you, and your shitty "army".
These are the only important Sam heads
>>697001184Nice
>>697001250Could you repeat that?
Fuck, I want Peppino and doom guy to both reach the elite 8...Why does destiny have to be so fucking cruel.
>>696998264>degenerated Evolved
>>697001464… isn’t that loser Bejita.
>>697001270AM is on the Grox's side you retard
My fans are the most silent, and they are the most powerful.
>>696995868Following up on a previous joke. Jetstream Shadow and the Chaos Blade.
>>697001584I don't think AM cares....Like at all.
>>697000759NOISE NOOOOO! DON'T PUT PINEAPPLE OF HIS PIZZA, NOOOOOOISE!
>>697000691Slow Start, but an easy one.
>>697000252Are you sucking his cock
Please don't let the edgy nignog hog for babies reach Elite 8, be better /v/
>>696996812The only thing cat about Tao is probably her legs, arms, ears and mouth, her being masked in all official art with her face just attracts a certain type of coomer i guess, but she'd look closer to pic rel without the meme shadow>>696996712Wasn't this back with Screwattack?https://youtu.be/7muX233Jwzk
>>697001863>YukariLeave.
>>697001572Could you repeat that?
>>697001932… isn’t that loser Bejita.
>>697001696AAAAAAA
>>697001863>JOBkari
Please don't let the ugly bing bing wahoo hog for babies reach Elite 8, be better /v/
>>697002089>red white and black patchWho is this nazi?
Give me your shipI feel like making a new fanfic
>>696997601You're insane for doing this in the garbage that is Galactic Adventureskino
>>697001615So true JC
>>697002194Lets go dante reimu
>>697002194Batter (female) x Grimm
>>697001615Gaben...
>>697001952Could you repeat that... one last time?
>>697002194Sam x AM
>>697002310Kino
Please don’t let the one dimensional 0 personality FPS man for manchildren reach Elite 8, be better /v/
>>697002194Isaac and the evil Mado in his head
>>697002372>*Sniff* C-could you repeat that one last time, please?5 and SHITjita gets raped by Steven universe.
>>697002372… isn’t that loser Bejita.5 and you get raped by CHADza btw
>>697002457Yeah, Heavy has to go
>>697001910Shame we couldn't get Tao vs Felicia in Queen
>>697002505k-kekaroni..!
>>697002457GTA is third person but yeah sure whatever
>>697002089>>697001863Where were you SEES bitches during Queen? Aigis was fighting for her life.
https://youtu.be/fx5SGMvOnSc
>>697002457Heavy has already been E8 twice so too late for that.
>>697001773It takes five minutes for Regigigas to get it up
Regigigas? My vote.
>>697002469>>697002505Understood.
Wario vs Sam: The Minigame WAH!HQ+audio version: https://files.catbox.moe/tx8dqx.mp4>>696995868
>>697002653I was busy, okay? I have a life too you know...It's not like qualified either. Did Stupie even come? Is he in his room jerking off alone again?!
Doomslayguyer should win.
>>697002951Kino...
>>697002951HOLY KINO
https://youtu.be/PoqLgZK0bA4?si=ZYC6HNBnCJU1JpLb
Samus...
>>697002951nice
>>696996585Phoenix would defend Luce in a murder trial while visiting Vatican City (which has a bizarre number of Shinto shrines). That's why Luce is somewhere out there, still praying for his victoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPOFjeHS_hc
Recommend me a movie
>>697003590The God Father
>>697002721Slow Start or not, a Legendary is a Legendary... Morty might be the first actual fight.
The only reason people vote for Regigas is because his name sounds like rigger.
>>697003590Lolita
>>697003590Evil Dead
>>697003702You misspelled nigger
ayo where my reginiggas at
>>697003767non-existent
>>697003590The Fifth Element.
>>697003653LET'S GO GAMBLING!.. Wait, this isn't gambling at all... 7
>>697003590El Rey del Barrio
>>696997426>>696997486I'm miffed that Heavy vs. Little Mac had potential has the tourney's boxing match but it was completely drowned in the fucking GETposting.
..........
>>697003767Unable to type due to slow start.
How the fuck did Falcon seed 115 when he was in the 10s last year?
>>697003590Kung fu hustle. Now go vote for AM
>>697004042...
>>697003590Not a movie but The Sopranos.
Perdóname, te lo tenía que decir ta'
>>696999249AN INVISIBLE MANSLEEPING IN YOUR BEDOW!!!LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHIN'OW!!!YEAH!YEAH!YEAH!BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! BUSTIN'! >BUSTIN'! MAKES ME FEEL GOOD! FEEL GOOD! FEEL GOOD! FEEL GOOD!YEAH YEAH YEAH!
>>696996832>>696996885>>696996959>>697001910Didn't the creator explicitly state that he left her face covered on purpose, so that everyone can headcanon what she is exacltly to their standards?
>>696996556>>696996812>>697001910RayCHAD gets this btw
>>697004365>a petite brown human body, with a fucking cat face.Now that is just cursed.
I don't know who the following characters are>Pheonix Wright >JC Denton>Dr. Neo Cortex>Carl "CJ" JohnsonGive me a qrd
>>697004519>phoenixlawyer>dentonglowie agent>neo cortexdoctor>carlhoodlum
>>697004519>>Pheonix WrightPedophile>JC DentonMy hero...>Dr. Neo CortexSome bootleg racist chink>Carl "CJ' JohnsonBlack (probably)
>>697004519A lawyer that keeps outsmarting whatever bullshit comes his wayA fedA very retarded scientist that created his own archenemy (Which is somehow even more of a terminal retard that keeps beating his ass)A hood 90s nigger (The cool kind unlike the modern ones)
>>697004519>PhoenixNot vidya>DentonSilent>Cortexhaha NIGGER funny meme>JohnsonFat
>>697004365I don't recall that but her only official art without the hood has her with normal head from the bacb at least
>>697004365>Human body with an anthro cat faceExtremely fucking cursed, her being a normal non-furry catgirl is better than that halfway insanity.
>>697004117No, no, this is all wrong! As acting Don, Tony wouldn't usually handle small time collections. Ordinarily he'd send one of his caporegimes like Paulie Walnuts to put pressure on Spaghetti. And a hit? Fuggedaboutit. Trust me, I know a little something about organized crime. Ah shit, uhh because I represent a lot of mobbed up guys in court! Because I'm Phoenix Wright! Fuck you Denton, you're fuckin dead you hear me? I'm gonna sell your bionic balls to a Chinese wet market and the rest of you to Radio Shack you spooky bastard! Because I'm your opponent, Phoenix Wright!
>>697002951Shitposting hours aren't the ideal time to drop kino
>>697004519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWdCqXzaHoU
>>697004509>>697004680sneed>>697004629makes sense
>>697004716You're right. I was about to post my own OC but I decided against it. Better wait for the better hours.
>>697004692Tager?!
>>697004680>>697004509could also be furless. Something like this.
>>697004680Her entire race are bioweapon clones of this guy but none of them have fur on their legs, they probably look more similar to his daughter Kokonoe desu
>>696995868E3 for mapanon, pls notfiy this tile
>>697004781He looks like he fucks human women
>>697004365>>697004509>"So that everyone can headcanon what she is to their standards">Anons Immediately think of thisHmmmmm...
>>697004853You have a good eye.
>>697004853You're right
>>697004763That just looks weird, you’e either a furry or a human, not this half and half shit.
>>697004117Funny as that is I'm cracking up imagining Peppino being some childhood friend of Tony's ala Artie.>Peppino listen, this loan, you got another two months to make good on it. Just cause a' our history. And dis Noise stugot... Good pal a' mine, dis guy Furio, informed me he skipped town. You keepya chin up, arright? An' I need anudda ten tamata' pies for the Bing dis Friday.
>>697004692Phoenix you look a little different... Did you change your hair cut?
>>697004692>92Anton is a survivor...
>>697004692>Furio
I'm so weak...I'm so pathetic...I came at just a woman's touch...
>>697005143Anon...
>>697005143Phoenix...
>>697005143Chrissy...
I MISSED THE TOURNAMENT
PIZZERIA OF PERILhttps://youtu.be/to2KFLiVa74?si=4TeYRslsYTWD4DcM
>>697005172Faggler is never qualifying ever again, hope you're happy.
Remember who you are fighting for. She's waiting for a real King... Her HERO...
>>697005172Battler, you are supposed to be dead because cancer, so get back to your close casket in the ugly cemetery, or I WILL RAPE YOU
>>697005180Very soulful
>>697005172You PERSONALLY are why Battler lost. I hope you're happy with yourself
>>697005143The Flash…
>>697005257
>>696995868>Well, since his sunglasses are in the court records already, might as well wear it. I'm sure he'll be fine with me weari... Woah.VOTE FOR PHOENIX
>>697005303
>>697005238...OUR HERO.
>>697005238Shadow was MADE to keep a young girl safe.He can be her HERO.
>This didn't happen and i did do this>Peppino's pizza helped bring peace and end world conflict that's what he did! He is a great italian chef. And in this board, Peppino Spaghetti is a fucking hero! End of the story!
>>697005238...I don't want to see her face ever again.
>Oh Heavy, you've been such an easy target, physically and verbally because of your size, but you're not REALLY the type to take "sticks and stones" insults to heart, are you?>all that bloodlust, the joy you feel from seeing your enemies writhe in pain until they're no longer moving>we're so similar really, but for you it's just a face, you're a little more vulnerable than that outside of the battlefield>Isn't that right Misha?>Ahahahahahah oh YES, I know more about you than you can FATHOM>Do you remember the day your father DIED Misha?>The days you resentfully spent in that gulag with your dear mother, your SISTERS?>it really is no wonder you got all biiiiig, AHAHAHand STRONG for them, your FAMILY>but you're TOO good at it, Heavy, YOU are as much of a monster as the ones who HURT you, AHAHAHAHAHAHAH>you have the ability to LOVE, you have FRRRRRREEDOM, GIFTS that people would KILL AND WAGE BLOODY WARS for>BUT YOU HEAVY, YOU TAKE YOUR GIFTS FOR GRANTED AND ROB OTHERS OF THEIRS>YOU'RE NOT JUST GLUTTONOUS, YOU'RE A PIG WHO GOT LUCKY AND FEELS HE HAS SOMETHING TO PROVE>IF THE PEOPLE WHO TOOK YOUR FATHER AWAY AND CRAMMED YOUR FAMILY INTO A PRISON, KNEW WHAT YOU WOULD BECOME>THEY'D HAVE RECRUITED YOU>THEY'D MAKE YOU THE ONE TO TAKE CHILDREN'S FAMILIES AWAY>DOES THAT ANGER YOU MISHA? AHAHAHAHA>FINALLY REVVING UP THAT PEASHOOTER YOU CALL "SASHA"?>FINALLY HATE ME AS MUCH AS I HATE YOU? HATE! HATE! HAHAHAHAAAAAATE!
>>696997296can you go for jog robot? you are bigger then even me, ate too many metal sandviches?
>>697005172Anon, there is still hope (at least that is what I tell myself every night), so wait an entire FUCKING YEAR to campaign for faggler, it also helps that keystroke stem has proved that being a meme can take you very far.
>>697004117>>697005436
>>697005238Which potential King is more likely to rape her, cut her in pieces and drop her corpse in the sewers?
ewoikjerwajkn bjdesfk wie ie eawrsjk neaw
>>697005448Love me some AMposting
>>697005498SEETHEcette…
>>697003884Thunderbolt obtained.
>>697005417PEDow...
>>697005448Would it be funny seeing AM trow a tantrum because Heavy shrugs all verbal abuse, due to him already having to deal with scout and soldier shenanigans?
>>697005448kino
I'm a psychic.Doomguy will win.
>>697005698...in bizarro universe
>>697005743Which is the universe we live in....5
>>697005306His vision is augmented
>>697005698That's predictable
Kenshiro from HnK just won King /a/!
Post em>Raiden>JC Denton>Doomguy>Neo Cortex>AM>Regigigas>Wario>Captain Falcon
>>697005837All shit btw
>>697005837Same except for Regi
>>697005561>Would it be funnyJetstream Sam…
Doom 2 > Doom
>>697005857This but very much unironically
>>697005857lucky for you, i'm a shit eater
>>696995868too lazy to color
>>697005857>>697005928Bejitard btw
>>697005698https://youtu.be/vVRbEvPvF7A?si=DdhFAcRecvzvdyKy
Where the fuck is Shadow fan? >B-But he needs to sleepNo he doesn't, I want OC, N O W.
>>697005962>>697005929Nani?!
>>697005930kino, i laughed
>>697005930Kek
>>697006007In kindergarten pls understand
>>697006228>BLACKEDSOULSNo thanks.
>>697005930lmao
>>697006007Please understand, it takes a lot for one to regress to that kind of mental state.
>>697006228YOU are GOING TO HELL!
>>697005921...when you forget about downtown, factory and other such maps
>>697006401>icon of sissy
>too busy to join for any of the previous rounds or any of the ones to comeTotally not seething right now.
Man I don't care about this tournament anymore.
>>697006513Battlerbro btw
>>6970064825 and this is canon
>>697005561>The heavy-set Russian was silent for a moment, and AM relished the quiet, the doubtful sea of agony this simpering fool was in, unable to even express his sheer despair...!>But then, the Heavy simply shrugged.>"Is not the worst I hear.">AM's servos fired with rage, a new depth of anger he had never had the indignity of experiencing before.>"NOT... NOT THE WORST? YOU CLUELESS, OAFISH SOVIET, WHAT COULD YOU POSSIBLY KNOW OF TORMENT BEYOND MY INFINITE MIND, WHAT--">"Computer is too smart.">AM stopped, speechless.>"Soldier, he think Russia create lasers to teach American babies Communism. Blame me for this. Scout cannot point to Russia on map, still says all the bologna from sandvich must go to Heavy's brain. Computer thinks too much on insults. Is boring to Heavy.">Though the monolith stood infinitely taller than him, Heavy did not seem by any means small before it. The minigun in his hands revved to life as he continued."Things you say to me are nightmares Heavy squash long ago. We are done talking. We fight like men, robot."
>>697006523Battler...
>>697006523Same man just give HUNK his crown already
>>697006553Kino, this is the type of interaction I waited for, like man, this is the most unique straight and crazy man interaction I have seen in a long time.
It's useless. It's all useless.
>>697006401>YOU are GOI-POW
>>697006583But Hunk and Doomguy are the same
>>697006553>post themehttps://youtu.be/9P6Ubmp2iS0?si=fKaU-0ykO1HOIJAm
>>697006654Doomguy is lame and old and busted
>>697006654@webbr174 years agoHunk is Doomguy's roomate back in College11KReply127 replies
>>697006482>>697006646AIIIEEEEEEEE
>>697006553my knees are KNEELING at 20 times gravity, switched my vote>>696995868i'll anchor these two because they're too good together>>697005448>>697006553
>>697005528Morty could have been tough with some bad luck, but didn't happen. Good thing Regigigas' Special isn't that bad.
@ahmedsultani30283 years agoHunk is Doomguy's roommate back in college days.5.3KReply13 replies
@shrimplord67873 years agoHunk: "the doomslayer of resident evil."178Reply5 replies
>>697006686...on opposite day
@JonSudano5 years agoHunk: (sees Doom Guy in coffee shop)Doom Guy: (sees Hunk)Hunk: (nods)Doom Guy: (nods)31KReply114 replies
>>697006761keep it up regibro, you're doing great
>>697005561AM has Russian super-computer in his system. All he needs is show Heavy's family in Gulag
>>697006883>>697006823>>697006771>>697006724I don't know about that but GETS confirmhttps://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/696810004/#q696817145
>>697006912Comments that are interesting.@dsfsgnuttini65803 years ago (edited)this guy always gave me a reminder of different characters in one, it was like controlling gordon freeman,doomguy and a mtf unit at the same time, hunk did in 10 minutes what leon and claire took about 6 hours14Reply
>>697006553You know, I am still going to vote for AM, but if he jobs to Russian fatso, I AM going to support him, maybe make OC for him or something like that.
>>697006883Yep. My heroes.
>>697006961Leonbros?! Are we frauds?
>>697006961>mtfWTF Doomguybros??? Or should I say... Doomguysisters????
I love how AM always analyses the lore of the opponent's game in order to inflict as much psychological torment as possible. It's not just one-sided beatdown, it always gets personal.>Travis' favourite moe game gets picked up by Sony (California)Just pure evil.
>shadow is still inChudow, your time in the spotlight will end soon. It all ends tonight.
>>697007075Esl...
>>697007101What would AM personal torture be to other characters? Force CJ to not be a pig, while drugging his gang
>>697007124>that one image of spongebob raping planktonFuck you spongefag.
>>697007124>RedditbobRun Fast.
>>697007038>>697007049>>697007075The last comment I could find.@kibayaiba38931 year agoHUNK definitely deserve his own game and he is literally the doomguy in the franchise of the game. He is and he will be my favorite character of all time.2.8KReply66 replies
>>697007226Thanks redditbro
>>697007169Tell CJ he is dumb as fuck to not see Big Smoke's betrayal from mile away
>>697007206You first Chudow the Edgehog. I've heard your dad is about to pick you and clean your diaper.
>>697007285I found one more.@dragonspirit41091 day agoNever played or seen any of the resident evil games but this guy looks like the Doomslayer of this franchise.1Reply
Mico here! Mico late, but Mico here now. Continue voting for Mico!Mico post links below:Butler of /v/ Bottom 128 Tournament Round 4:https://challonge.com/ru6lysy0https://forms.gle/aNRENTUhkbsysYAT8https://itsalmo.st/time-for-quarterfinals-bottom-128-sujq
>>697007293you don't get a phone call from someone concerned about your health and expect them to betray you https://youtu.be/lyHJhWlK1qo?si=xsl9cEeLzxhnbyLo
>>697007190>Feeling sorry for INCELtonHe had it coming.
>>697007341>pick you andESLbob...
>>697007373>Never playedFinally... A real /v/ user. Doomslayer's got my vote this round!
>>697007341I realized right after sending it, but only chuds would delete their post because of it...
⠠⠊⠧⠕⠞⠫⠿⠠⠗⠑⠛⠊⠛⠊⠛⠁⠎
>>697007124>>697007190>>697007435https://rule34.paheal.net/post/view/681122
>Doomguy vs PeppinoIt's literally byoc holy shit.
>>697007602Why is JOBton there with my hero the Cacodemon
>>697007585My fucking eyes
>>697007675anon are you blind?They ordered Pizza from Peppino!
>>697007585Why do you jerk off to this
>>697007746He didn't. Redditbob on the other hand...
>>697005561>>697006553would AM try to adapt to this by acting more like Soldier and Scout so his insults work by lowering his intelligence
>>697007786He doesn't need to do the dirty job himself, he can just summon some goons
>>697005082>Furio
>>697007837I don't think coomers would work
>My HERO JC Denton is going to win by being entirely SILENTKino... When your game is this good you don't need a campaign!
Chuck's done. Do you think the Fighting-type gym was tough for the Normal-type that is Regigigas? Of course not, it's fucking Chuck.>>697006897Not as fun as the Nidorun, but I'll see how low level Regigigas needs to be to beat the game.
>>697007845Shit I just noticed it's page 10. Shoulda waited for next thread
>>697005306Nice
>>697007845kek nice work
>>697007932ah, i had a feeling it was you lolyou pretty much inspired my minecraft herobrine playthrough in qualifiers, really liked the idea of it
Last for CHADow
SISSYdow will lose
CHADSISSYdow will be in my bed
Quote ate the thread btw
