4chan hacker edition>>726191673
>>726205146I have a knife to my dick right now. If half life 3 does not get announced today I will cut it off.
Holy shit
>>726205146I hope it's Steam Frame exclusive.
HAVE THIS!
>>726205146less than 6 hours to go
>>726205146Fuck you faggot now gabe fire me :(
>>726205216Gaben will save this dude's dick
>weird gap in sales was explained>hidden video is in hardware category>mcnigger was publically humiliatedEvery single hope point was rebutted
YT Link is fake and gay
>>7262052926 hours to what? what got you retards so excited?
>>726205274I'm gay.
>>726205354You can't rebut HLX You can't rebut cryptic Mike Shapiro tweetYou can't rebut HL1 anniversary.
>>726205376DUDE!!!!
>>726205146really nigga?
>>726205274That's a man.
>>726205376Presumably until Valve's staff wake up, come to work and actually do something that might involve posting a trailer/tweet.
>>726205146is it just giga weekly shitpost or do people actually believe in it?
>>7262053766 hours till Tyler McNigger execution
>Gordon needs a new companion now that Alyx is goneValve has the chance to do the funniest shit ever
>>726205438I'm sorry
Pros>Mike Shapiro tweet>Game is confirmed to be in development>"Insiders" say there is more to come>Valve need something to sell with the cube to avoid Steam Machines 2 flop>Gap in Steam sales>Hardware banner removed in less than a weekCons>Mike Shapiro tweet could be cheap advertising for his album>Game is confirmed to be in development which means nothing for Valve>"Insiders" /Hype merchants trying to cash in, see the whiplash of "expect nothing guys" to 'jokes' confirming it>Gap in Steam sales explained>Valve can't take preorders yet so why advertise>Geoff Keighley cashing in with teasers for his glorified ad-roll show means its less likely>Anniversaries mean nothing to Valve
Just a reminder. It's due to Valve doing that stupid ARG with Portal 2 that led to this conspiratorial schizo thinking. Also people WERE NOT acting like this every year, anyone who says that is a mindless contrarian.
>>726205456>HLXhl2 moved to s2>cryptic Mike Shapiro tweetI had so many cryptic tweets about hl3 in the past 13 years its not even funny>cryptic Mike Shapiro tweetWe had it last year and every year since 1998
>>726205604People did think that it was going to announced on TGA last year though.
>>726205584Didn't they update the HL2 collection for a recent anniversary? Like last year or the year before? With all new dev commentary tracks?
>>726205225https://youtu.be/mZ0_7grgR14WAIT A MINUTEHOLD UPHOLD UPHOLD UP, IS THIS. YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD FOOL ME. CLANKER DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO I AM? I'M VALVE FUCKING NEWS.
>>726205584There was a lambda in the Steam cube announcement trailer too.
>>726205225what in the ai
>>726205562Kek, that would be funny as fuck!
>>726205146WE ARE OVERDOSING STRAIGHT INTO THE ANNOUNCEMENTPOST ALL THE HOPE EDITS YOU HAVE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>726205657Yes because the rumours about it nearing the end of development were heating up. I am referring to the tards that keep saying every year people thought it was going to be announced.
>>726205562They could do the second funniest shit ever.
>>726205668True but they always include art/references to their games in these things, there is a TF2 faceplate but it doesn't mean anything for TF2
>>726205376to kiss you
>>726205216please dont
>>726205562I'll take kino over funny
okay yeah that link being posted around reddit can be seen on duckduckgo and it's clearly from a bait account with an accented "e" so it's not valve
>>726205225VALVEHIRETHIS MAN
Which way Free Man?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9J6DKJXoKkorhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jpw2ebhTSKs
>>726205742TF3 CONFIRMED???
>>726205768post yfw he appears in the trailer
>There's a HL related announcement today >But it's the new raising the bar book>No mention of a new gameThis would be so funny gaben please for the love of god do it.
>>726205787https://youtu.be/c-hnV70zGMw?si=0Y9EGeMsFwFh-l79
>>726205845Why books nerds haven't leaked anything then? Hmm?
>>726205892Already saw this. You're not tricking me, bucko.
>>726205892IT'S REAL
>>726205834
>>726205662Yes, they even teased something about 'future installment in the Half-Life series' in one of its commentaries.
>>726205768>>726205834Doesn't Valve pretend the expansions don't exist? Was Barney a thing before Blue Shift?
>>726205912Raising the bar ISBN leak????
>>726205972Every security guard is Barney
>>726205892What kind of wet noodle gay ass faggot jumpscare is this? do this esl retard really thinks that's fucking scary?
So did anyone discover if that link that was shared in the last thread was actual legit CP (though was a private video thank god)? That's pretty fucked if true, so be careful with weird links on here.
>>726205892 what year is this? bros living several years in the past
>>726206004They're just trying to scare you lil bro
>>726205972Its just one more reason why Randy should be fucking executed
>>726206004that is what we call in the biz a bait postbut the link was bullshit, and cropped anyway so
>>726205332Good. Get a real job.
>>726205892Isn't this a different video? The other one was called Special Announcement
Fell for it again award
>>726206028its the same channel that appears in the bing searchif anyone needed even more proof that the link is bogus>>726206004
Gabe here to say that we have cancelled an unannounced game.
MacNigger won hard
>>726206106Deadlock? Good.
>>726206106RICOCHET 2, NO!
>>726206106Oh, thank god, Artifact 2 would've killed the Half Life X announcement hype
>>726205216Ma'am I need you to calm down
>mfw HL3 has a post-credits scene where Barney and Gordon finally have a beer
>>726206004Go back to school kid lol and get off scawy 4channers
>>726205146This is just easy Photoshop retards
steam://install/92its up
>>726206237Uh no it isn't.
Holy shit Half-Life 3 is getting anounced soon, right after Bloodborne PC. I can't believe we're gonna get both, bros.
>>726205584Wait, Saphiro does music? Is it any good?
>>726206237Hope its a futa game
>>726206237>92Anon...
>>726206237Is it true?
>>726206187>mfw HL3 is an open world third person shooter survival crafter with collectathon sidequests and drinking minigames
>cloudflare is downprepare...for unforeseen...consequences
...
>cloudflare is down
It's a miracle that /v/ can have genuine fun over new Half Life again, feels like Christmas already
>>726206106Youre not Gabe
>>726206280You tell mehttps://youtu.be/_tYRar01hCM?si=2EH5DIcjBLIMOtFr
>>726205562just have one of the annoying nerdy scientists follow him all game pointing out the puzzles and screaming and crying every enemy encounter and forcing you to heal him or its game over
>>726205216You weren't going to use your dick anyways
BROSgo to duckduckgo and search "special announcement valve" and on videos filter past day
>>726206321Yes I am.
>>726206347This is just Abiotic Factor with my gf
>>726206320shame HL has no songs with lyrics to have a /v/ sings for it
>Cloudflare having issues>can't compulsively refresh Valve's Twitter and SteamDBNIGGER
>>726205146I used to pray for times like this
What is gonna be funny, is when it doesn't get announced today or tomorrow, and then a few weeks later it gets announced for real. It's gonna be the ultimate whiplash and I think people will not believe it's real initially
>want to check steamdb>cloudflare is down IT'S HAPPENING
>>726206320Everyone here is 25+
>>726206339Saving it for later, ty.
>>726206347kek
>>726206339for some reason it took me decades to realize that Barney and G share the actorThey arent even that different wtf.
>>726205274I have an uncanny feeling that's Amber Heard.
>>726206320ITS LIKE CHRISTMAS MORNING
>>726206359>how do we improve our SEO for our new game?>just call it special announcement or some shit man don't even include words that might ping results relevant to it>should I make it visible ahead of the reveal contrary to what we normally do>hell yeah
>>726206416They should release it on Xmas.
>me when Gaben gets on stage
will you fags shut up when it does not happen today
AppID bros what the fuck?!????!??
A flare in the clouds, if you will...
>>726206423
>>726206307>mfw HL3 is an open world third person shooter survival crafter with collectathon sidequests and drinking minigames >in the fucking antarctic>with hyper realistic sim-level driving mechanicsits literally my summer car but not dogshit
>>726206347metroid fans on suicide watch
>>726206423No, it's to cover twitter not allowing Hebrew translations anymore.
HOW MANY HOURS UNTIL THE REVEAL
>>726206416OH COME ON DUDE THATS NOT REAL! THATS NOT REAL!DUDE THERES NO WAY... THERES NO FUCKING WAY..!!!
>>726206359
>>726206416It's probably what's gonna happen. Announce it in a big way when people least expect it.
>>726206482Fucking lolHe actually went out of his way to note that because of people thinking it was HL3 for no reason.
>>726205225horri shiti can spot unrealslop a mile awaynice try chud
>>726206482>1k hours in cs2i believe 'em.
How much do you think Dorito Pope will seethe if it's not announced at TGA?
>>726206482>>726205146App ID sissies.... it's so fucking Over.
Steam store rolls over to the next day in 4.5 hours. Then the c/h-opium starts in earnest.
>>726206571who
Better refuel your hopium, we're going to Borealis.https://youtu.be/zutc9YwJI8A?si=iFfdRgU1S6rCaIHY
>>726206482source?
I'm gonna laugh at you niggers so hard when this turns out to be a nothingburger yet again
I took the day off work for this announcement. I'm ready to be a part of history
>>726206571I'm pretty sure he's already aware since he's somewhat close with Valve.
>>726206482It's over.
>>7262066272, actually
>>726205665At least link the real channel.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJOZN3YhLtY
>>726206627Steamdb.
>>726206571He will probably do the Final Hours of HLX at least
AYO G-MAN SON OF A BITCH
I already blew my load to let off some steam waiting for this nothing burger, when the hell is it supposedly going to be announced?
Is there any lore in HL2, Ep1, Ep2 or HLA that points to Blue Shift or Opposing Force being canon?
nothing ever happens
>>726205216At least you'll be able to put your whole dick on deck
>>726206631It's a Half-Life 2 remake.
>>726206514what?
>>726206810Look at Pacific time, it's still 4:37 in the morning, let Valve wake up.
>>726206482
Why's everyone think it's gonna be today? I assumed Geoff awards would be the time and place. Like if they were gonna announce it very soon why put it out ahead of the vgas which are only a couple weeks away, when everyone knows they have a longtime relationship with geoff
>>726206814HL2 had a cut dialogue of Eli talking about Black Mesa being nuked.
we wuz the science team an shiet
Please Gabe I need this!My Elis kinda homeless...>>726206840
>>726206814Barney kinda existing in 2 makes blue shift possible
Is there actually anything that reasonably indicates HL3 might be coming or is it yet another yearly hopium intake?
>>726205892why would they put jumpscare over japespeople who chose to stay and watch the jape would expect japes so there is zero shock factor to the jumpscare
>>726206814They made Barney cannon.
>>726205649>hl2 moved to s2Since when does HL2 have anything involving Xen, open areas, voxel destruction, liquid physics and gravity manipulation, among other things?
>>726206856A lot of "insiders" are adamant that it won't be shown at TGA apparently.
>>726206839Do you know how you can translate any tuit? You can't do it anymore if it's written in Hebrew.
>>726206856No one thinks it anymore but shitposts are keep going.At least untill tomorrow (hl anniversary)
>>726206885Nothing besides "vibes" and "feels"
>>726206885Raising the Bar reprint is the only concrete proof that Valve is planning for HL-related event of some kind.
HOLY SHIT! HALF LIFE 3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!
>>726206885G man voice actor teased it for this year on twitter, gabe said the time is right at the end of the HL2 doc from last year. Journos claiming they're hearing things
>>726205972Security guard model is literally called barney.mdl
>>726205549finally !
>>726205216It's up to you, Gabe. Save this anon's cock
>>726206885see >>726205456
>>726205216A dick is bloat you don't need it
I've grown too numb for this shit over the years. It's not happening. I just hope Gordon will do well at this year's Ko/v/.
>>726205549good.
I wonder if I should stay up for this
>>726206927>>726206965Ah didn't realise it was the anniversary. Copium tank at the ready
and there goes cloudflair again
>>726205216Just do it now.
>>726205892bros...
>>726205549Holy fuckkk yessss!!!
>>726206482What about the other one?
>>726207126https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAL_ebb81iI
>>726205892Hmm.
Cloudflair is down because Valve gave them the tip-off to prepare for HL3 hype.
THAT YOUTUBE CHANNEL'S A BLOODY SPY
>>726206945the go- ehm, guys are just not understanding the cultural context, there wouldnt be much use to it anyway
>>726206460G-Man was Barney from the future all along
do uncs REALLY like half-life that much?I played it, it's alright but nothing special
If my post ends in 3 there will be a sticky by the time I wake up.
>>726207206spunchbop
Its insane that people still havent let this go
>>726207278I just want my boy to have a good ending
What's funny is, both people who believe and don't believe in Half Life 3 being announced will look dumb in the end. We'll all look dumb when it's not announced in the next few days, but those arrogant douches who will be acting all smug and obnoxious while laughing at us will not believe the game is real when it does get announced...so we will all look stupid no matter what because of Valve being idiots by having that stupid Portal ARG that led to all of this schizo thinking.
>>726207278You had to be there, son
>multiple back to back threads on the catalog>for ZERO fucking evidence aside from TYLE MCFUCKING VICKER and other literal whos saying they speculate it COULD happen (or could not like the past 100 times)what the actual FUCK is wrong with you retards
Post yfw>it's not open world>has no RPG mechanics>no survival elements>no loot
>>726207367of course it's none of those things...because it doesn't exist
>>726207367
>>726207362no one cares about that retardwe are just on our yearly hopium crusade but this time we got a bunch of momentum, hop in and enjoy the moment instead of being a doomtroon
>>726207362I think it's funny, thats it
Gordon Freeman just flew over my house and the Gman pooped down my chimney
>>726207432>yearly hopium crusadeLiar. We didn't get this shit until late 2024.
>>726207362It's fun
>>726205562YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE
>>726207278At the time it was it the peak.
>>726205146i am 100% sure that the new steam machine will be released alongside with a new day of defeat.
>>726207362they're on that hyper copium, funny to watch
>>726207518>You have my permission to dieKINOOOOOOOOOOOO
Remember how in the beginning of Half-Life 1 a bunch of shit starts malfunctioning at Black Mesa right before the Resonance Cascade?
If they announce Half-Life 3 I will finally play every Half-Life game including Mitchell's.t. Action game fag who hates FPS.
>>726207367So it'll be an FPS? Good.
>>726205549Now this I can get excited about.
>>726207579Is that why Xitter is down now?
>>726207579BRAVO VINCE
>>726207579Oh.
>>726207579uh oh
>>726207278What >>726207354 said.Also I would care for HL3 10 years ago, but they dropped the ball and showed they have no more capacity to tell stories. Especially after the Epistle 3 leak by a (disgruntled?) former writer.Whatever retcon happened in HLA doesn't even interest me anymore.H*ck, I'd barely be excited for Portal 3.There's just seemingly nothing to revolutionise in gaming right now, and HL1-2 were novelty games.
>>726207579>TFW it took so long to make because Valve had to quantum tunnel to another reality and tear open a portal to Xen to have us all enslaved by the Combine for the immersion.
>>726207579>>726207640these guys have huge cocks, massive I would even say
>>726207432hl3 shitposting is more entertaining than forced engagement episodic slop like dispatch
>>726207579
>>726205216Do it Gabe, fuck this guy's cock up.
2 weeks!
>>726205146Check the twitter it's REAL!!
>>726207723TO FLATTEN THE CURVE!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/live/uwn_XYk8Is8?si=DhFutfS4QChTKBRh&t=2064the "biggest proof" something might happen in november/december is Tom Henderson, a credible leaker, in this video
>>726207539that would be based af.
>>726205216enjoy the eunuch life I guess
>>726207654You are just being a mindless contrarian. You will buy the game when it's available to purchase like the rest of the phony contrarians.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uqCs3fjp2qAHOLY SHIT THERE'S LEAKED GAMEPLAY ALREADY
>>726207579This is the prelude to an all-out invasion btw
I think many of you guys want to be disappointed which is why all of you keep sharing fake leaks and shit. Either it's an elaborate trolling op or you guys are just wanting to be disappointed.
>>726207579>>726207621works for me.
>>726207579>Uploading files from your IP range has been temporarily blocked due to abuseanyone else getting suddenly getting this?
Where is it going to be announced?I missed the valve announcement and only found out they're releasing hardware on the actual steam app
Put down that needle, anon, nothing ever happens.
>>726207781Is this some kind of set up or somethingI'm just on my way to the beach!
>>726205146nothing happened... nothing HAPPENED. MASS SUICIDE MASS SUICIDE MASS SUICIDE MASS SUICIDE MASS SUICIDE MASS SUICIDE MASS SUICIDE MASS SUICIDE
>>726207362Collective hysteria is funny
Meanwhile I'm just waiting for my Steam Deck to be shipped.
>>726207827Probably means your IP is associated with spammers, it's normally temporary though.
is it fucked up that im excited for hl3 not because its hl3 but because it implies we're getting a source 2 sdk that isnt goybox? hammer 2 or whatever they call it is the best level editor on the market, its crazy as fuck
>>726207582>an FPSur an nigger
>>726207873What!? No way!
>>726207774Uhhhh, wrong post, or just an ESL retard?Start arguing anytime about how Valve didn't drop the ball. The best Half-Life game of the past decade is a fan remake.
Test
>>726207918that's always been the purpose of half life anyway. hell it's probably why half life 3/x has all those references to highly detailed mechanics, they're building the basis for gmod2/a good engine for everyone to use.
>>726205216Stunning and brave
Father friend's father works for Valve. Today he was urgently called to a meeting. He came back late and didn't explain anything. He just said to pack our things and run to the store to buy food for two weeks. Now we're going somewhere far outside the city. I don't know what's going on, but I think it's started...
>>726206482updated
>>726207827Means you're exposed as a Jeet, Kumar.
>>726207942noooooo you can't acknowledge the fact that people say, out-loud "eff-pee-ess"ESL try way to hard to correct other people's English.
>>726207950>no hl3 announcement Oh cawd!
>>726205892I was busy laughing at the mouse that the screamer didn't get me
Guys, anyone knows Likkezg? Ask him to leak some images of his Alyx porn game, that would be funny.
>>726208018YOU GUYS FUCKING LIED TO ME
>>726208018>as per sources>sources>source + source = source 2>half life 3 confirmed
>>726208018what the fuck does that mean?
>>726205225looks like metroid
>>726207362I'll tell you whatGaming industry is fucking shit and everyone lost hope of actually getting a good game instead whatever overrated crap gets marketed to the masses, if anyone can bring back that hope to /v/, it's Valve
>>726205845>Book announcement, everyone is disappointed but holding out hope for a "oh, and one more thing">That was everything. Thanks, and have fun>Everyone sighs in unison. Massive storms begin worldwide from the sudden movement of air>Oh wait, actually one more thing>Everyone perks up. The entire planet shakes from their collective movements leading to small earthquakes around the globe>Half-Life themed skins for the Steam Machine, Frame and Controller>Stream ends>Violent riots start around the globe, Valve's HQ is burned down, tensions rise and wars start between multiple nations, nukes are getting prepared to launch, WW3 is about to begin>The next day Valve drops the HL3 trailer
>>726207579Isn't it kinda disgusting just how much power this one entity holds?
>>726208104source 2
>>726207826>fur dichhahaha
It will just be Deadlock announcement
>>726207954I don't get the ESL accusations here. Just everyone here has been driven loopy by this stupid mythical (soon to be formerly mythical) game sequel to the point we will all look stupid when it does get announced. And I've seen people like you who say "Ehh the series sucks anyway, I am so cool and contrarian" a lot and...well we all know you will buy it when it comes out.
>>726208108>Implying that /v/ will not call hl3 woke slop anyways
>>726205892I expected Rick roll
Will it be worth the weight?
>>726205787It's not the same vid, this search one links to a private video. The other one is a troll screamo.
>>726207958Did it work?
>>726207972goated, goybox cant decide whether it wants to completely remove hammer in favor of a shitty unity scene system or to keep it so i hope gary just gets bypassed. half of its functionality has been broken for like 7 months now and they assigned some teenager thats never touched hammer to fix it so im feelin pretty pessimistic there
>>726208225its from the same channel
>>726208272There's no way to confirm that, the private video doesn't show the channel.
>>726207972>Modular system for adding gameplay mechanics>NPC AI>Dynamic pathfinding>All the physics systems with fire conductivity >Expanded vehicle handling which could mean a more robust func_vehicle>Gravity shifting>Dynamic sound system>Weather systemShit sounds really fucking good for modding. I hope they'll release the SDK proper.
>>726208238I hear garry got into it with valve over source 2, anyone got a good gestalt on that drama? I never followed it closely.
Everyone is going to be so disappointed in about 24 hours :(
>>726207579>>726207797Somebody check where 3IAtlas is!
>>726208223It'll be a bit heavy for the gabecube
Your face when they've remastered the entire series and it's included with HL3 like the orange box?
Are you ready... FOR HALF LIFE 3
>>726206945>tuitAnon how did you fuck up that badly?
>>726208329It is the same channel, privated one is just cropped porn and its the same "Valvé" ESL made channel
>inb4 it's a GNU/Linux exclusive
>>726208368don't say it like that. It breaks my heart.
>>726208404HL3 should be free for people who bought the second game and the episodes.
If nothing happens can Valve just come out and confirm its not happening early. It looks really bad on them
>>726208348Gary's a fag and valve are cool
>>726208434That would be unfathomably based
>>726208179They will call it woke slop until FULLY animated cutscene where Gordon has sex with Alyx, conquistador style
>>726208434That'd be so fucking awesome, but unlikely.
>>726208470Lmao nope, Valve will say nothing on it as usual.
If you see anyone showing real signs of HLX Hype, please be sure to monitor where they are in the Stages of Grief over the next 24 hours.
>>726208447At least we got some good memes/threads out of this new wave of hype, anon
>>726208610show me your massive penis
>>726207912>still nothing since ordering on Friday
>>726208575which stage am i supposed to start violently masturbating
>>726208348Unless something's actually happened with the project within the past few years it was just Garry wanting to make it in Unity because it's what he spent the past decade working with for Rust, and Valve reminding him that would fall outside the terms of his license to mount Valve assets.
>>726208575And I look forward to the grief you'll feel when it's eventually announced and you will be unable to accept that it's real.
>>726208610This, /v/ haven't been this fun in years
>>726208694Anger
IT'S COMMING, I FEEL IT. THE RIDE NEVER ENDS.
There's two steamIDs that could be HL3 boys, the confusing thing is the CDKeys for both being distributed the same day last year 3 minutes apart.https://steamdb.info/app/1063600/info/https://steamdb.info/app/1275750/info/
>>726208575I won't get to acceptance
Im having such a fun time bros. I dont care if it doesn't get announced today or tomorrow, or next week. I having fun huffing the copium, shitposting and riding the hype the train. I have a big smile on my face and haven't felt this way in a long time. I hope you are all feeling the same.
>>726208694You should violently masturbate the entire time
>>726208763>anon an heroes>a few weeks later it's announced on Dorito Pope's show
>>726205892Didn't jumpscare me, but it did kick my tinnitus off.So, I suppose that counts as a gotcha?
>>726207579did shitty cloudflare jeetcode cause the cascade?
>>726208704>Went out of their way to switch to Source 2>Want to change it into Unity halfway throughWhat's Garry's endgame?
>>726208746>Cloudflare is unable to reach SteamDB
>>726208746The first one is (Allegedly) debunked by SteamDB maintainers
>>726208834yeah when it works again anon check it, I just have the tabs open still due to schizo shenanigans
>>726208508>Fully animated alyx sex cutscene plays>Fade to black>Now you are in alyx's position>Where you were now is g-man and he is already 20cm deep inside you (he is not done going in)>You are nor alyx but gordon with the HEV open at the crotch>"Rise and shine Mr Freeman, for we're just getting started, I guess that the lenght of these consequences were fairly... unforeseen to you">Fade to black, roll credits
>>726208871funnily the second ID was added the day Alyx released
>>726207654Epistle 3 is a nothingburger that was just showcasing what would've been like if Episode 3 released as it did at the time, which was nothing more than a cliff hanger ending that set up the game up for HL3: shit happens in Borealis, Alyx gets kidnapped, Gordan is left to decide what to do. It was never meant to be a grand finale to the series, episode 3 is still a DLC.They made Alyx end in the same way without turning the game into episode 3 because they wanted to lay foundation for 3 in the same way as they would've done, I don't see how cancelled DLC's narrative that was turned into a completely different game a decade later affects the story telling capability of the entire series
>>726208920what
>>726208508>Half-life (se)XWe solved the mystery boys, Half-Life 3 is confirmed to have sex
>>726208920vocaroo-san, please do the needful
>>726208920This is the shit i still keep visiting this fucking dump for
>>726205146GUYS IT'S A PIC OF A MONITOR THIS IS 200% CONFIRMED
I've read some vague spoilers about Half-Life Alyx, but is it worth playing for the story—or do you think Episode 2 is gonna be sufficient to jump into Half-Life 3?
thread is moving so fast no one will know I have a massive cock
>>726208920KINOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726209057Not as large as my apendage
>>726209045No. Alyx is an in-universe retcon involving time travel.
>>726209102BASED GABE
>>726208920I'm on a phone call with Gabe and he wants to know where you got a copy of the script
>>726208348garry has no idea why people still love gmod to this day and bases his decision making on not understanding that
>>726208920PUT ME IN THE SCREECAP!!
>>726209045Alyx's ending moves the plot forward. If you can play it play it anon, Alyx was incredible.
I wanna believe so bad
>>726209102Not as big as your super yacht with 15 gaming PCs.
>>726209045Only the ending of Alyx is relevant so just watch it on yt
>>726209045it's a fun game and is a showcase for how good VR can get
>>726209207Uh it's 67 actually.
>>726209209the whole final chapter anon, watching *that* without the build up inside the prison would be weird.
>>726209045They know most Half-Life fans haven't played Alyx, so all of Alyx's retcons are going to be explained in Half-Life 3.
>>726209283this guy has a massive penis
>>726205146>Half life 3
>>726206371Prove it. Count to three right now.
Gabe just told me tonight's the night Check this 7 to confirm
>>726208920
WAKEY WAKEY I NEED TO WAKE YOU FROM THE HYPNOSIS THAT ALL THESE FAKE LEAKERS HAVE PUT YOU IN. THEY'RE LYING TO YOU. WHY DO YOU THINK YOU KEEP LOOOOOOOSING
>>726209134he learned people love buying low effort monthly skins from rust and is now applying that model to a game that isn't even out yet, and then sperged out when people call him out on it
>>7262093811
>>726209382weak, check this out>5 and Gabe dies tonight
Uh, bros...?
>>726209454>4 that was close
>>726209476The japanese dont care about half life at all.
>>7262093812
>>726209454lucky bastard, you win this one Gabe
>>726209382>>726209454>>726209486all you need is a 3
Plan status?
>>726209543ACK
>>726209543HOLY SHIT HL3 CONFIRMED
>>726209543HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
>>726209543HOLY
>>726209543and to balance this out, any number that isn't 3 or 0.
>>726209543nuclear happening alert
>>726209543Anon...
>>726209620MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT
>>726209134no, I think his analysis of its user gamemodes being successful among children in a proto-Roblox way late into the project's life is completely salient. I just think he's a retard for believing lightning can strike twice and that he's actually capable of monetising it in the same way Roblox does.
>>726209543habbening
>>7262095433 CONFIRMED
>>726209543HALF-LIFE 3 IS REAL
>>726209543Oh fuck oh fuck
>>726209531You didn't know that the physical release of HL3 will be published by NIS?
>>726209543I'M COMING HOME
>>726209704>>726209713>>726209724>>726209726reddit
>>726209678literally who
>>726208920Fuck great post here, don’t even need HL3 anymore
>>726209620YooooooooOOOOUUUUU DENSE MOTHERFUCKER!You've doomed us all!
>>726209543IT'S HAPPENING /v/ROS
>>726209543CHEQUE'D
>>726209543
>>726209543https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUo1PgKksgw
>>726209531Not quite "at all", there's that small Sven Coop community who're responsible for those modern demented meme maps. NEAR zero, though, yeah.
even if it doesn't release its fun to cope and speculate like this anons no matter what happens it was fun even to hope
>>726209543Nice, very nice.But check this filename.
>>726208348/mu/ in this thread?loooooove this albumhttps://youtu.be/gRaCcmMUPZA?si=pjg1o9o29hjz1BBHMy fav
This 5 says it isn't real
>>726209531>He doesnt know about the exclusive content HL arcade cabinet for NipponI wonder if anyone's done a proper source port (heh) of it
>>726205146
>>726209543We won
>>726209543PUT ME IN THE SCREENCAP
>>726209861Indeed. If we don't get it, I'll see You in a year, anon.
>>726209874i don't browse /mu/ but i am as much a music connoisseur as i am for videogames. that album is kino, like vidrel.https://youtu.be/quAQqXX-7m0?si=9BgxMR5y110WLOVR
>>726209839>modern demented meme mapsUboa maps my beloved. Wish Sven wasn't borderline dead thoughbeit...
>Half-Life 3You're never going to get it, but you are too deep in the shit to give up
>>726209880>There is>Check out the moddb page>Cloudflare is downTHIS BETTER BE WORTH IT, NEWELL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9Yd4Fyq1qo
>>726209762The guy who hates australians
>>726205892HOLY FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>half life 3 was about to be announced today>cloudflare shits itself and 90% of the internet goes down
>>726210237You like cocks don't you slut
>>726210237>now valve just needs to announce hl3 and nuke that remaining 10%the true cyber polygon was the hype we made along the way.
>>726210237Nothing that can be done about it sorry. We've had to delay the game another 20 years because of it.
>>726210281yes i do so what buddy
>>726210049What possesses a nigga to do caving like this?Every time I see this image or the saddam hussein meme or whatever I get deeply uncomfortable.Any /cave/niggas on /v/ care to explain?
>>726208395It just flew over my house
>>726210406https://youtu.be/Y0zs5sAewNU?si=_BPECJ1YlBHqnxf9
>>726210237>Valve: crashing this global network, with no survivors!
>>726210301From my recollection of talks by their network engineers, even a tenfold increase of social media activity wouldn't be a dent on how heavily a DOTA2 patch hits global network infrastructure.
>>726210496was HLX getting leaked part of their plan?
>>726210406Subconscious return to the womb
>>726210538>>726210547have sex
Half-Life 3 isn't just a revolution—it's an evolution.
>>726210406The "death drive" unironically. Coupled with a narcissistic "I am God and nothing bad will happen to me" mentality.The death drive is what motivates people to put themselves in danger; examples could be like a last stand in a battle, or rushing into a burning building to save people.Humans need a secondary instinct (the death drive) to override their instinct for self-preservation.However, humans in modernity are highly dysgenic and have all sorts of pathologies, even pathologies of the death drive.
>>726210406Hussein image at least has some kind of sense as its an emergency shelter plan, if i recall.Caving is always just fucking retarded.
>>726210406That nigga left his wife and 2 children in the car to literally nosedive into a death pit, then crippled and almost killed a rescue team member when the cable snapped. That shit couldn't have happened to a stupider dipshit.
>>726210538
>>726210565With you?
>>726205216ywnbaw
>>726210797Only if you have a massive penis and I rape you
>>726210770Gabe's (still) a pretty big guy.
post tyler's wifes boobs
>>726205578out of 10
>>7262108382u
daily reminder nothing ever happens
daily reminder that HL3 is tonight.
>>726210879Tyler's wife has got it going on
>>726210797>>726210882>>726210910virgin
bruh it's still like 10 hours away go to sleep.
>>726210406the same reason as the billionaire submarine retardonce their life is secured and set, they yearn for risks almost to a point of suicidal degree, but not mentally suicidal as they don't expect bad shit to happen to them
>>726211032Valve time.
>>726211135Shit, if we start accounting for Valve Time, today's announcement will come in 3 years.
>>726210838FÜR SIEEEEEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU9UideeyPw
>>726211162I'm gay
>>726210578You're mixing up your psychoanalytic schools, and it's very bold of you to center your thesis on the part of Freud even Freudists don't like.
>>726211217we know
why in particularly do people think it's today and not the gay awards
>>726211254Rumor is this month and not TGA. That's it.
>>726211293Rumor says it this guy has a huge horse like cock.
>>726211217Hello gay, I'm dad
legit, valve doesn't even have to announce the game today. just announce when they're gonna announce it. hell, even TEASE that they're gonna announce an announcement, and it would still break the remaining 10% of the internet not hosted over cloudflare.and i want to see that today.
>>726211228Well I thought it was a better explanation than just saying>Cave divers are subhuman retards, and any woman that would breed with one is a subhuman retard too
>>726209543AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>726210879ok here
>>726211398show us your penis
>>726211341You know it baby
>>726205146>hl3
>>726211398If they just put up a picture on their twitter of a fucking crowbar, it'd give enough hope for the next 10 years.
>>726211254why on earth would valve give a shit about the game awards
>>726211427awkward
HOW MANY MORE HOURS
>>726211427down syndrome looking goblin mf
>>726211427
>>7262114823
they will never announce itit wont happenfocus on gooning or something else like collecting cool figurines
>>726211482why the FUCK did he do it?
>>726211427Is that his sister?
>>726211457Whoa
>>726211482Soon Anon.
>>726211512
>>726211525>focus on gooning or something else like collecting cool figurinesshut your bitch ass up tranny
>>7262114824
Nothing will happen. They would have leaked all the information yesterday. The information about the game would have been leaked yesterday or even earlier.
>>726211427is he fucking spycrabbing in the background what is going on here lmao
>>726211586Show me your penis slut
>spycrabbing in the background while his wife shows off her mosquito bites under a christmas sweaterits funny in the ways he didn't expect
>>726211586>Implying that after the HL2 leak and the Mcfuckery valve woul not keep every single fucking inch of HL3 at as much lock and key as possible to the point there may be actual firing squads roaming the office.
>>726211482They announced HL Alyx after noon so I gues if we don't see anything by 4PM then it's over.
>>726210879>wife
>>726209543DAMN
>>726211427Why is he pretending to be a fucking spycrab
>>726211482
>>726211681Info about HLA was leaked too. About steam hardware too
Valve HQ today: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Hjqh4cIxZY
>>726211427Imagine the kids
>>726211813really? Looks more like this on my end;https://youtu.be/u-MiO1d79KY?si=CeTPZwqZR_IzpVxr
>>726211823Pedo
>>726209880It would be extremely funny if they acknowledged Survivor models in 3 in any way.
>>726211782steam hardware was having the same level of leaks as HLX until right before the announcement
GUYS CHEC
Brosholy shti
>>726211905Check my 7 and my cock
>>726211878So this is the power of the combine...
Check my 3
I think it's kinda weird that both the cake is a lie and begging for half life 3 got popular around the same time for normalfags that never actually played either game back then. I wonder how many people begging for half life 3 now still never played the series but they just want to be a part of something the missed out on fucking 20 years ago.
>>726211905>>726211931You evil bastards...
>>7262119593 times 3 holy fuck
>>726211761when he stream he thinks he's jerma so he does quirky random rawr xd stuff
Nothing ever happensCheck 3
you watch nothing happens, as usual you retard zoomers piss your pants over nothing. Tyler is wrong and so are all of you. Now suck my cock.
sorry but you guys wont get it if cloudfare is down
>>726212225
>>726212225MAAAM SUCK MY COCK YOU BLOODY BENCHOD
Cloudfare is down because they're prepping for the HL3 bot wave
>>726212225Tyler never said it was getting announced today. He literally said it wouldn't get announced today MANY MANY times.
>>726212395it wont get announced today and it wont get announced this year. Again, suck my cock.
>>726212283based hopium pill
>>726212274Steam is working, don't care
>>726212606But do you care about my massive penis
>>726205146>NOTHING happens>AGAINNO, I can't TAKE THIS ANYMORE
Nothing will happen. Optimism is cowardice. Gaming is dead.
I told you so.
>>726212283Thank you for this pic fren
>>726205146i genuinely hope its another VR game, Alyx was great and I need more excuses to use my headset because Alyx is still the peak of VR
>>726212703AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA COCKS
>>726212758quick maf
>>726211482If you have to ask, you're in the wrong timezone. You have to wait to tomorrow.
>>726212819no. fuck you, you selfish nigger.
Can any New Zealanders or Australians confirm that HL3 will be announced today?
>>726206319>>726206315This gave me a chuckle
>>726213082
>Already above the bump limitHoly shit
>>726213052No but Opposing force 2 is coming out instead
>>726213209YEEEEES
>>726205216Saved. See you later, troon.
>>726213058Fuck you retard
>>726206291'd 'o
Remember anons, BELIEVE
>>726205216>Tfw it doesnt get announced today>Anon cuts his dick off>It gets announced tomorrow
>>726211525>they will never announce it>it wont happenSo they've been developing it for 5 years just for fun?
I no longer believe.
>>726205146>hey guys look I inspect element'd "development environment" into my Steam client
>>726212979simply stop being a poorfag, its that easy
>>726208348JB Mod vindicated Gary is a British pedophile
>>726212819I wish so too but it's been clear for years that it's flatscreen.
>>726206307sounds kino as fuck
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CaHtOISsLT4holy shit look at the graphics
