1 HOUR LEFT
this is getting really embarrassing anon
They are officially in the officeIt's time (for probably nothing)
>>726223682posting in an epic hopium/copium thread
>>726223682What are you going to do when, in one hour, literally nothing happens?
Nothing will happen. The announcement would have been leaked yesterday, as well as all the latest Valve announcements, including Alyx.But in general, if the game will released, it will be similar to Halo Infinite, but in Arctic locations: a small open world, several linear missions in any order, a linear final segment on Borealis, where you will need to save Alyx. The length is 6-8 hours, for a full walkthrough with fully explore all the locations and complete all the side missions.
>>726223849Why did he do it bros?
>>726223853
T MINUS 52 MINUTES TILL 10 AM P.T
'allo? Monsieur Gay Ben? Delay eet
It's gonna be announced tomorrow
POST YOUR FACE WHEN THE ANNOUNCEMENT DROPS
>>726223947Can't believe they both died from covid-19. I was actually kind of sad.
Doomposters prepare to fucking apologise
HOPES, FEARS, EXPECTATIONS FOR:>GAMEPLAY>STORY>TECH/INNOVATION>GRAPHICS/VISUALS>PERFORMANCE
hopeposters, prepare your rope lmao
>>726224019
>>726223682any livestreams?
>>726224057That's DoomCHAD for you. And I'll have nothing to apologise for.
>>726224067>HopesSomething>FearsSomething that makes me wish it was nothing>ExpectationsNothing
>>726223682>>726223791>>726223853I'm a programmer at Valve. Gabe is logging into his computer, but he's misplaced the burned disc that the trailer is on. We think it might be locked in one of the senior developer's office, and the janitor with those specific set of keys is off today. But we already called him in, traffic is light right now, so he should be here in about 20 minutes.
asmongold is gonna react to it live KEK
Steam Machine is the living proof there won't be a major HL title any time soon, as it's literally too weak to run Source 2.
It's literally nothing.
>>726224197The Deck can run Alyx though
>>726224067There's nothing revolutionary they can do for HL 3, it wont be like HL 1 to HL 2
>>726223791>They are officially in the officeIt's not like they're gonna announce it 1 minute after clocking in. Everybody gotta take their morning shits and go through their emails.t. office worker
>>726224067>GAMEPLAYHOPE: It feels as satisfying as modern games without sacrificing the fast pace of Half-Life 2's combatFEAR: It's leaning way too hard into the upgrade ideas they prototyped years ago and is slower paced>STORYHOPE: It wraps things up in a satisfying and fitting wayFEAR: It's another cliffhanger>TECHHOPE: Physics, Enemy AIFEAR: Nothing is cool and everything sucks>GRAPHICSHOPE: Pushes new tech without being too demanding on performance, ray tracing, meshlets, etc but used properlyFEAR: Its just baked lighting again and/or runs like shit>PERFORMANCEHOPE: Can run on my 6750 xtFEAR: Cannot run on m 6750 xt
>>726224245at 24fps 360p
>>726224197That's a pile of steaming BS and you know it.One of the worst things about this entire wait are the baseless assumptions about why we never got it. It's armchair expert bullshit.
5 if artifact 2
>>726224067---> >>726223896And good performance like CS2. Graphics like HLA
>>726224067>PERFORMANCEits the same engine as counter strike 2its going to performance mog every AAA game of the past 10 years
Did you know HLVR strings were found in other Source 2 games before its announcement as Half-Life: Alyx?Here's people talking about it in the two months before it was announced. The denialism may seem familiar to you.https://arch.b4k.dev/v/search/text/hlvr/start/2019-10-01/end/2019-11-30/order/asc/page/1/
i'm gonna sleep it through methinks.
>>726224281Oh i know, but if nothing happens by 10 AM their time i'll probably just expect nothing for the rest of the day.
>>726224197Not Steam Machine PRO, though (only $1899,99)!
>>726224197? i was able to play alyx on a gtx 1060 years ago with passable performance, and the machine is significantly better than that>>726224320I think it's very likely to end in another cliffhanger
>>726224029>he actually fell for itCRAB 17 IS STILL ONGOING AND THEY ARE THE ONES LEADING IT, OPEN YOUR EYES ANON!!
>>726224393if this post ends in 3 half life 3 is real and will have a fully animated sex scene with alydont ask me how i know, as i'm afraid it's... confidential
Please let there be something today even if its not Half Life, I want Valve to acknowledge anything
>>726224516who's aly? sounds arabish
>>726223791>>726224281>>726223682Why do you think someone has to press a manual red nuclear button with a code or something rather than just scheduling a youtube trailer/steam page. You fucking retards think this is 1999 or something?
>>726224516HALF LIFE 6 CONFIRMED HOLY FUCK
>>726223853Kill myself
>>726224320We know it's using baked lighting again, too many new strings refer to lightmaps and the baking system for them. Baked lighting is also one of the reasons Source 2 is so performant. The implementation should be better than Alyx's, though.
>>726224067Never played half life, hoping for it to release this year and portal 3 next year
>>726224613Please do a livestream.
>>726224570Alyx's younger sister
>>726224592Retard, scheduling a youtube trailer would get it leaked like the GTA 6 trailer because some nigger who works at Youtube can just rip it. That shit is staying on Valve's drives until it is actually the time to upload it.
WHY DO YOU IDIOTS THINK IT'S TODAYTHE ANNIVERSARY IS TOMORROW
>>726223682>1 hour leftwhere are you getting this from? im starting to despair bros... i don't think it's happening
HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN
>>726224759ERIC WHAT THE FUCK
When does the stream begin? And anyone got a link?
>>726224592>biggest game launch of all-time (fuck you gta vi)>not having an office wide celebration popping champagne and shit when the guy in charge of the youtube channel turns the trailer video from private to public
It's not being announced today. It will be announced tomorrow, which will be exactly one week since the reveal of the Steam hardware as well as the anniversary of Half-Life 1. Getting hyped for today is getting hyped for disappointment.
>>726224806yeah, it should be Nov 19th, not 18th.
>>726224759Thanks Eric.
Any of these are actullay fun? Only played Black Mesa and that one where you chase Mossman as combine.
>>726224759ERIC YOU FUCKING NIGGER
>>726224895Omg 3klicksphilip is Gordon Freeman?
>>726224821It's happening but not todayIF it is happening today it will be about an hour from now
>>726224592>he doesn't know about the big button Gabe pressed to release the Orange Box
>>726224948https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB7mHxdHlRY
>yfw half life 3 releases alongside the shitfoil hat and the tf2 snowdog hat
>>726224759Up to my office now, Eric.You're getting the BIG paddle this time.
>>726224721>>726224887I"M right you're WRONG la di da dia da da pbfbfbfbffbfftt niggerniggerniggernigger lol
2 more hours>2 more hours2 more hours>2 more hours2 more hours>2 more hours2 more hours>2 more hours
>>726224992black mesaminervaresearch and developmententropy zero 2raising the bar reduxdark intervali enjoyed those, quality and focus varies though
AAAAAAAAA I FUCKING HATE KOJGOOKA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I fucking knew it. Lied to once again. 15 years of waiting. Same heartless lies. I can't take this anymore, /v/. I am quitting gaming forever. Sincerely, anon
>>726224592>Pedophile>is retarded AND tries to pretend he knows jack shit about what he's talking aboutit's all so tiresome
>>726225141Why is it two hours now?
>>726224895That looks like the kind of guy that'd tell you that you can never prove the absence of ninjas, only their direct presence
>>726224067>GAMEPLAYSeveral gimmicky weapons. It's biggest gimmick will still be physics, but no longer restricted to rigid bodies. A flat screen single player campaign, but a VR multiplayer mode. >STORYBasedlenial "quippy" dialog.>TECH/INNOVATIONAgain, physics. Fluids. Destructive physics akin to Digital molecular matter. >GRAPHICS/VISUALSAbout the level HL:Alyx was at. but with optional ray tracing for reflections. >PERFORMANCEOptimized. UE5 shills will shit and piss their pants.
It will NEVER be more sovlful than HL1Nothing ever will
>Not HLX note got removedHow are we feeling?
TWO MORE WEEKSTRUST THE PLAN
>>726225179Congratulations Anon
>>726225043That's Ross Scott.
>>726225114That's probably why he did it.
>>726225056Would the hag
Nothing happens ever
>>726225179Bye, come back tomorrow
>they removed the "not hlx" note from steamdbb-bros?
>>726225294You can tell she likes to have fun.
>>726225179time...zones Mr Freeman?
>>726225056
>>726225056>me in the back with both a beer and champagnet. alcoholist
>>726225228H O P EOPE
>>726223682I'm ready to believe bro>>726223853That's when the next hour of believing begins
>>726224796
HOLY SHIT, A COMBINE GUNSHIP JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE!!!!
>>726225228
>>726225373Steamdb jannies too cocky and they don't believe that anons found the actual hl3
>>726225293I know that, that's why when he gets up there he's actually getting kicked in the ballsunless he likes that too...goddammit why did we hire that freak
>>726225381She has the stance of someone who likes to ride
>>726224019MY ANUS IS READY GABEN
>>726225498Would.
>>726225228>>726225498Fuck wrong image
>>726225635RAPE
>>726225614KYS
>>726223853wait another hour
NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN.
>>726224992Underhell is phenomenal. Absolutely incredible combat, story, and horror atmosphere. The only downside to it is that the rest of the planned chapters ended up being indefinitely postponed because the creator entered the games industry proper, but it's still one of my favourite mods of all time and honestly good enough to be considered a game in its own right imo.Nightmare House 2 is good but short. Worth playing the complete version of the series on Steam, it's called Nightmare House: The Original Mod there.Minerva is one of the best HL2 mods which are set in the Half-Life universe. It feels Valve quality and was actually liked by them so much that they hired the creator, Adam Foster.
>>726225694Anon please, dont run UE5 games on her.
>>726225635You guys will fap to literally anything
COUNTDOWN WILL START IN 4 HOURS THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>726223682wouldn't it be at 6p EST/3p PST?that's how they did the Alyx announcement
shill bot thread
Nope, not getting me hopes up.
>>726223682
>>726225787You don't wanna see her get hot and bothered?
>>726225843your moms a shill bot threadfaggot
Tyler isn't streaming so it won't be today
30 MINUTES 'TIL NOTHING
BROS THE CLEVELAND STEAMER JUST GOT ANNOUNCED!!!
>IF ITS NOT IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS IT WILL BE TOMORROW IF ITS NOT IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS IT WILL BE TOMORROW >IF ITS NOT IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS IT WILL BE TOMORROW IF ITS NOT IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS IT WILL BE TOMORROW >IF ITS NOT IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS IT WILL BE TOMORROW IF ITS NOT IN THE NEXT FEW HOURS IT WILL BE TOMORROW
>The Orange Box 2>Half Life 3>CS 2>Half Life AlyxScreencap this niggers.
>the chinkshit banner is still upIts not happening bros...
>>726225896he's currently hiding, scared of what might happen
>People are having fun regardless>autists are getting mad and screaming at people/v/ is back
IT'S NOT OVER UNTIL THE END OF THE OFFICE HOURSTOMORROW IS THE BACKUP DATEDO NOT LOSE HOPEI REPEATDO NOT LOSE HOPE
Predict the cope thread for when it inevitably releases
>>726225498
>>726226048getting the tears ready to cry in front of a camera like a faggot
totally genuine valve thread
>Implying the announcement is in 30 minutes and not at 3 PM Seattle time
I hope it's artifact 2
>>726226127wtf
YOU ARE NOT READY FOR WHAT IS COMING
>>726224067>GAMEPLAYMy hopes are better gunplay, weapons, and enemy variety than HL2. My fears is that it'll be just like HL2 in that regard, and they'll go overboard on physics gimmicks and puzzles that'll get real old on repeat playthroughs.I expect the soldier AI should be better than HL2's and Alyx's, judging by all the strings and the fact that the soldiers shouldn't be gimped for VR.>STORYFears are they'll go overboard with twists, they'll try to explain the G-Man, or they'll do something about permanently destroying the Combine everywhere rather than just getting them off Earth. I'm also worried about what they're going to do with Alyx and Eli.My expectations is that they'll tone down the jokes compared to Alyx, not only because that was one of the more common criticisms of Alyx, but because this is the climax of the story.>TECH/INNOVATIONMy expectations based on the leaked strings are that they're going all in on sophisticated physics. I have no idea what else to realistically expect, hope or fear for, to be honest.>GRAPHICS/VISUALSHopes are top of the line character rendering. Signs point towards this direction because of all the lines about hair strands and what not, I also hope the subsurface scattering implementation is better than Alyx's.I expect the environments are going to be more of an iterative upgrade over Alyx/CS2 rather than transformative, though that depends on how extensively mesh shaders and ray tracing are used.My fear is that to keep up with the industry. they've gone overboard with rendering tech that relies on TAA/upscalers and the crispness of Alyx and CS2 is gone.>PERFORMANCEJudging by the specs of the Steam Machine, I expect the game will be rather optimized and scalable. I'm interested in what the high end of the game will look like and if it'll rely on real time raytracing or not.
>>726226127what did you use to gen this?
>>726226004IF NOT TOMORROW THEN ON TGAHOPIUM SUPPLIES - UNLIMITED
>>726225791Yeah.
>>726226095i don't care if it doesn't get announced, im having fun just shitposting around both threads, i don't know why everyone is getting so mad and threatening to mock us relentsly after the day is over.
Half-Life Z
>>726225861Those women are actually the marine biologists he has on his "research vessel"
Toasting before sticky
a reliable leaker has assured me that HL3 is coming tomorrow and if you pre-order the hyper mega deluxo edition you get the headcrab suction onahole. believe my gays, it for realz this time guize.
>>726225635>>726225791
Half Life 2 is a bad sequel.
Post yfw nothing happens
Time, Dr.Anon?
why should i care when the entire of HL2 got retconned by fucking time travel of all things?now Gordon never even met Alyxand Laidlow already spoilered how things were supposed to go down in the actual 3 we will never get
I WANT TO BELIEVE
>>726226392NEH
>>726224979How do I eat sizzlin fajitas at restaurants? Every damn time I burn my hand and the staff and my immediate family laugh at me.
OHHH YEEEEEEAH BABY
>>726226406?it's obviously only the very end of 2ep2 wtf are you on about
>>726226406>guy who didnt watch the ending to half life alyx:
why do people think it'd be today?tomorrow is the anniversary retards, that's the day it would be if any day at all
>>726226406>why should i care when the entire of HL2 got retconned by fucking time travel of all things?>now Gordon never even met Alyxdid you not fucking watch the credits cutscene in Alyx? Half Life doesn't have that time travel logic where changing the past results in a retcon, Eli is 100% aware that Alyx just saved him with the power of the Gman, meaning no memories got wiped.
>>726226513>india exclusive
>>726226406
>>726226513take your ai slop and shove it up your ass, jeet
>>726226638shut up bimbo lmao
>>726226513How is AI still misspelling shit?
It's gonna be Deadlock, why wouldn't it be?
>>726226406The only thing HLA changed was the very very end of episode 2. Everything else is exactly the same.
>>726226713have you seen it try to count letters
>>726223682is there like, a stream i'm missing out on? i feel like i crawled out of a rock right now
>it's over
>>726226694you are a walking feces elemental
>>726226724There's nothing to really show off in deadlock tho. Unless you're revealing a new update and making it a open beta for real this time.
How much do you know about HLX?Do you know about the strings? The Miro board? The employee interviews?
20 MINUTES
WE SHALL HOPE ON THE BEACHES, WE SHALL HOPE ON THE LANDING GROUNDS, WE SHALL HOPE IN THE FIELDS AND IN THE STREETS, WE SHALL HOPE IN THE HILLS; WE SHALL NEVER DOOMPOST. AND EVEN IF, WHICH I DO NOT FOR A MOMENT BELIEVE, THIS GAME WERE NOT TO BE ANNOUNCED TODAY, THEN OUR HOPERS BEYOND THE COMING DAYS, COPING AND GUARDED BY SCHIZOPHRENIA, WOULD CARRY ON THE STRUGGLE, UNTIL, IN GOD'S GOOD TIME, THE STEAM MACHINE, WITH ALL ITS POWER AND MIGHT, STEPS FORTH TO THE REVEAL AND RELEASE OF EPISODE 3.
20 MINUTES UNTIL ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
GUYS DON'T REFRESH THE STEAM PAGE RIGHT NOW
who says anything happens in 1 hour?
it's 18:40 alreadyValve office is already closed by now
>>726226127What AI is this?? i NEED to know
>>726226884No one does cause it's in 40 min
>>726226779>is there like, a stream i'm missing out on?nothis is literally all just mass hysteria over a few supposed "leaks"
>>726226884I am
>>726226513Half Life 3: The wait is over: the official card game
>>726226925*20
>>726226725whats the new ending again?
>>726226940ah, thanks
So there are Valve fans who didn't play HL:A?Oof
>>726226884People assume it's around 10 AM. Valve hardware was announced around 10:19
don't despair if we don't see HL3 today because we're definitely seeing it tomorrow
>>726226779no the whole internet is just sharing a delusion for the hell of it, there's literally no evidence of an announcement todayi kinda missed the baseless HL3 hype though ngl, it's been years
Posting on habbening thread.
>>726227043non canon vr shit
>>726226713go to chatgpt and ask it to make a poster with the last 10 US presidents lol
>>726227065meanwhile dota patches release at like 5 pm
>>726227043I was waiting for valve to release a new VR headset because the index was shite and the oculus was also shite.
>>726227043When it came out I didn't have the physical space to make it worthwhile. I do now so I have been thinking about it, maybe I'll get the Steam Frame for it.
>>726227065>Valve hardware was announced around 10:19the real announcement was at 1pm ESTit leaked on their japanese partner site at that earlier time
>it's just some shitty deadlock patchoh nononononononononononononononononono
>>726224806Alyx was released in the same day and time. That's why, retard.
GUYS THEY JUST ANNOUNCED A 20 HOUR H-GAME ABOUT IVY FROM DEADLOCK
What's the next cope when nothing happens?
>>726227346thank god i was worried it'd just be another shitty half-life game
>>726223853Jerk off to welost
We are close anons...
post 'em
post yfw half life 3 isn't announced. And it's just uncut 3 hour footage of gaben jorking it, failing to get it up, and trying again.
>>726226903she has a dick doesn't she?
Valve has a pretty close relationship with Keighley, it would be more likely that it'd get announced at his show, no?
>>726226884Tyler Mcvicker
Remember - NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
>>726227505
>>726227423if not today then tomorrowif not tomorrow then during tga if not during tga then we all fuck each others asses and then die of aids
POST HOPIUM EDITS RIGHT NOW
>>726227346even better. thanks gabe.
>>726227530
>>726227014GMan lets past Alyx go to the future to save Eli, in exchange GMan "hires" Alyx and now just Eli and Gordon are left at the end of EP2
>>726227551they were going to show Alyx trailer on TGA and they backed down in the last second
>>726224067I'm expecting Half-Life 2 version 2. Hopefully they really meant it when they said that there were some things HL1 did better than 2 in that anniversary documentary, but I can't see them not over-polishing the game all the same. I'm sure it will be fun, but it won't take hold of me like the original. At least it will look and run great. If we're really lucky, the rest of the industry would be rightly shamed when comparing performance going forward
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSuQskGUmmwIt's over
I don't think it's happening bros
10 MINUTES UNTIL THE ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!
>>726227346When is the 'lock getting announced?
>>726227673>>726227687Oh so it's 100% happening today
>>726227620
>>726227673>HLX WETTING ROOM
>>726227636kill yourself, troon
>>726227673Alright, get the pitchforks and torches.
>>726227673>>726227687FUCK YOU TYLER
fuck all you pussies getting cold feet at the last second im going down with the ship
>>726227718Obviously
you stupid motherfuckers
>Half L....
It's over. It's over forever. Fuck this. HL3 never ever.
>>726227043I played maybe a third of the game in VR and now I'm waiting for the flatscreen mod to finish (it probably already is)I have an Index and the space to use it btw but the game is just boring dogshit as both a VR and a Half-life game so I'd rather just play it as a regular HL semi-boomer shooter instead of le scary slow burn horror adventure where you have three guns that are all actually the same shitty pistol in practiceI still have a bunch of fangames to play too anyway that are just better HL games like Entropy Zero
>>726227673>always believe the opposite of what tyler says
>>726227673watch how retarded this fat grifter will look like when they announce it in 10 minutes
>>726227673
>>726227860You have shit taste
>>726227620HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>726227801This.Hope will last even after I die. HL3 is happening
Daily reminder
>>726227673You know this faggot is just doing this to farm twitter engagement. It won't even be announced this year, get over it.
not a thing will happen
>>726227530*cums*
>10 minutes before it's supposed to happen and nothing has leaked yet like an image or an unlisted Youtube videoDOC I NEED MORE HOPIUM I'M RUNNING OUT
IT'S REAL HOOOLYYYYYY SHIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTThttps://files.catbox.moe/xd3f4y.mp4
Are we dead yet?
>>726227832I HAVE BEEN COPIUM SOBER SINCE 2015 LET ME HOPE! LET ME GO ON A BENDER!!!
>>726227673Would be incredibly funny if Valve announced it today just to make Tyler look like a dumbass haha right hahaa
>>726227801FUCK YEAH
Here it comes
>>726227771? wrong reply?
>>726223682What's with all this shit? Why are people thinking that Valve's going to reveal HL3? It literally doesn't make any sense, there hasn't been any indication that it's even close to done>>726223896It won't be open world you fucking tard, it'll be just like HL2 but with a better physics engine and new mechanics. You think Valve's going to change the formula everyone expects for literally zero reason? Nobody wants open world HL, everyone wants linear HL which is exactly what Alyx was and what HL3 will be like
Why does Gabe allow this on his social gaming platform?https://steamhistory.net/id/76561199295795596https://steamhistory.net/id/76561198326639514https://steamhistory.net/id/76561198341480093https://steamhistory.net/id/76561198135388856https://steamhistory.net/id/76561198519301303https://steamhistory.net/id/76561198894151197https://steamhistory.net/id/76561198836291409
>>726227968>DOC I NEED MORE HOPIUM I'M RUNNING OUTDOC HERE TO HELP
aaaand nothing happened lmao
>>726228081You have not seen any of the string leaks for HLX have you?
>>726227907No, I just have standards. If I'm going to get physical I'd rather actually use both of my hands and get interesting weapons to use with those hands instead of three fucking pistols, shitty safe locomotion movement and no melee. And when HL:A released there were already plenty of VR games that offered all of these.
>>726227673it would be a shame if someone shot this guy in minecraft
>>726228082Retarded egirls?
UPDATED 2 MINUTES AGOhttps://steamdb.info/app/1063600/info/
>Listening to tylermcnigger in 2025 after valve said that they dont have shit with himLMAO
>>726227968ONE DOSE, COMING IN HARD
>it's nothing (again)
TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAYTYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY>TYLER SAID IT'S NOT HAPPENING TODAY
>>7262281307 MINUTES NIGGER ASS BITCH
Why 1 hour since OP posted? Is there anything hinting that or its the usual cope?
>>726228073no faggot tranny. your porn addict reaction image from your dogshit slop "game".
>>726228153I heard about those and frankly it looks like bullshit Tyler from VNN pulled out of his ass to keep shit running, I don't believe in shitty "leaks"
I CAN SMELL THE ASHES
>>726224067>>GAMEPLAYNo idea>>STORYProbably just episode 3 but different than the leaks>>TECH/INNOVATIONNo idea>>GRAPHICS/VISUALS>>PERFORMANCEPeak, just like Alyx.
They release a half life after a new source engine, so ... yeah no buddy
>BUT MY HOPE WILL NEVER DIEEEEEEEEEE
a 5 minutes countdown to clowning on /v/tards lmao
HL3 announcement, whatever happened there?
>>726228082What am I looking at here
>open tyler's stream>he's seething about trump
>>726228231>LISTENING TO TYLER MCNIGGER
>>726228215HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>726228153You guys were crowing about this same exact shit last year
If HL3 happens we all get girlfriends in 2026.
FIVE MINUTES
>>726228352https://youtu.be/YBJhzfvdyKw?si=XVj2kp-3bioTZ_KZ
Nothing is going to happen.
FELL FOR IT AGAIN LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>726228269had no idea it was from pornhow do you even know though?
>>726227043Bought it but vr makes me sick
>>726227801fuck it
>>726227448>weslop
Panties down for Half Life 3.
>>726228412No thanksI'm not becoming a divorce statistic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=632kyLysP6c
NothingEverHappens
>>726228283>I heard about those and frankly it looks like bullshit Tyler from VNN pulled out of his ass to keep shit running, I don't believe in shitty "leaks"what? Its literally documented shit left by valve, its not even tyler that finds this stuff 99% of the time.
HCOPE
OMG I'M GONNA COOOOM
>>726228412I'm getting one regardless. I met a woman last month that I suspect I might end up marrying
>the guy that keeps touching the 1063600 repo
>>726228412and then the world ends, we are not allowed anything good
>>726228231>"Did you see Trump called someone a pig-face today?"why the fuck would you listen to this libtard lmfao this is literally the first topic on his stream right now
If Half-Life 3 actually gets announced, this along with Kirby Air Riders releasing would genuinely make this one of the greatest weeks in vidya in a long fucking time.I missed this hobby so much bros.
Watch this you're gonna love it. This is half life 1
>>726228412FUCK YOU.IF IT HAPPENS WE ARE GETTING THEM TWENTY TWENTY FUCKING ------FIVE-------
I CAN FEEL ITCALLING IN THE AIR TONIGHT
Sneed.
I'm so fucking retarded man I keep falling for it
>>726228502https://youtu.be/Asalw1H6NH0
IM COMING HOMEhttps://youtu.be/DzEHtTe0j3U?t=29
ITS HAPPENING
holy fuck nothing happened
holy shit gaben just arrived
>>726227673HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>726227673Why do you retards pay any attention to this grifting little nigger?
3 MINUTES TILL NOTHING GUYS!!!!!!!!!
if i worked at valve i'd leave behind lots of fake constants in the code just to fuck with Tyler because as a valve employee i'd imagine he'd be a massive pain in my ass and is probably made fun of frequently by valve employees at the office
in 3 minutes the excuse will be:>uhm actually cloudflare outage delayed the release
>Inb4 Half Life 1 remake
>>726228412Great, you jinxed it.
This is half life 2
So what's the reason for all this hype out of nowhere? Some nobody on twitter spread a rumor?
I BELIEVE
THE LAST COPEIT'S NOW OR NEVER
HI I'M TYLER AND TODAY WE RATE THE SHIT GABE NEWELL DUMPED INTO A PUBLIC TOILET THAT I WAS MONITORING>MUNCH NOM NOMMMMMMMM GABEI CAN TASTE TACO TUESDAY
>>726228231"oh y'know valve could push it to the 26th"Why the fuck did he say that? Why that date in particular?
>>726227673NO WAY
>>726228518>Muh documented codeWhich could be for anything, could even just be tests or shit left from experimental projects left behind. Alyx had six versions of HL3 be made before it was developed, what makes you think that code isn't from any of those or fuck from ANYTHING ELSETyler McNugget is a total faggot who lies his ass off constantly and needs to keep baiting HL3 because otherwise nobody would watch his nigger ass
>no FIVE friezasDEAD BOARD
>>726228636>uhm actually cloudflare outage delayed the releasei will personally post this
>>726228596When did you first play a Half-Life game, out of curiosity?I have no idea how anyone who bought the Orange Box when it was new could still be on this hype train.
>uhh ackshually it's not today>tomorrow: uhh ackshually it's not today either>aftermorrow: uhhh ackshually it's delayed
Would Valve shadow drop this or make us wait for the Steam Machine?
IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
>inb4 half-life 1 demaster outsourced to jeets
>>726227673/v/ status: RAPED
PUT ME IN THE FUCKING SCREENCAP
>>726226304his lifetime nurses as well. lmao
>goes on stage>clears throat>make your own hl3 in s&box, faggots>leaves
HOLY FUCK
>>726228681YesNow get hype with us
>>726228721The best outcome honestly.
Annnd this is half life alyx...
IT'S UPHOLY SHIT
>>726223682At this point just give up, if they announce anything it will be a completely unrelated multiplayer mtx riddled slop.
60 SECONDS
HOLY SHIT GUYS RESTART STEAM
>nothing
>it's fucking nothing
>>726228721We are so fucking back
>>726228634You actually work at Valve lol
IT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP
I DONT CARE IF IT HAPPENSI FEEL ALIVE REGARDLESS.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpZzlU1wWR0
IT'S UP WTF
BROSI FELL FOR IT AGAIN
>its fucking nothingSee you tomorrow I guess?
HL3 JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE
it'll never happen you fucking retards, valve will only make a game if:A) they can use it to push hardwareB) they can monetize it to hell and backyou're only going to get deadlock and the gabecube
Ok what's our next cope
BROS ITS HAPPENING! CHECK STEAM!
STEAM JUST WENT DOWN WHAT THE FUCK
>>726228412it's over...
valve actually griefing
>Darktide's new character gets a crowbarThat cant be a coincidence
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
nothingeverhappens
bros...
>There's... nothing.....
wtf i hate valve now?
AANNND THISS IS WHAT ITS LIKE TO BAIT A WHOLE BOAAARDDDDDDD
if i ran the Valve twitter account i'd just tweet "Retards" at 1pm sharp and then delete it instantlyrefresh spammers would see it but nobody else would believe them
>Gordan is now ChineseI wasn't expecting this
Welp it was nothing
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I TOOK THE DAY OFF WORK FOR THIS
you guys are retarded, the anniversary is tomorrow
Post YFW its nothing (again)
Should've known better, anons.
IT'S OVEEEEEEEEER
>>726228712MMMMMM*BURP*THANKS GABE
Official laugh at valvefags thread
what did you expectsurprise buttsecks?
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
JOLY SGIT ITD FUCLINF OUT CGECK SRESM
its up
IT IS NOTHING BURGER.... OH WAIT! TODAY IS 18th. IT should be revealed TMR!
>>726228921At TGA. Like last year. We got it all planned out.
See you guys tomorrow
WHERE IS ITWHERE IS IT
n-nothing happened?!
screw you guys I'm getting coffee and playing sponge bob
>IT'S UPIT'S UP>IT'S UPIT'S UP
Tomorrow for sure guys,
FELL FOR IT AGAIN
see you retarded apes tomorrow for the exact same thing
IT'S STILL HAPPENING
>>726228998I've been waiting since 2007, I know it's never going to happen.
>>726228998
WHERE THE FUCK IS IT?????????????????
>>726228994Holy this I didn't know Project Epoch 2 was today
>>726228997i remember people saying it was gonna be one week after the hardware announcement, and that would also be the 19th so I never knew where this belief it was gonna be the 18th was coming from
>>726228921TommorowThen TGAThen every sign of it for the next decade
>>726224992nightmare house 2 is spooky
TOMORROW IS THE ACTUAL ANNIVERSARYHOLD
>>726229073Yep, see you tomorrow
Besides it literally makes no sense for HL3 to release with zero press or any sort of marketing, it'd completely bungle sales and wouldn't do jack shitFact of the matter is that HL3 will be like Alyx, promoted on some E3 or other game show first and released like any normal game, again if you fell for Valve Nigger Network you are a complete retard
>mfw valvekeks
tyler mcnigger baited you retards againlmao
Yep, regular cope just ain't gonna do it
RICOCHET TWOOOOOOOOOOO
>>726229035Lol
The day Gabe broke /v/.
TWOMOREWEEKS
this was the practice run, thanks for coming out
Im going to kill GABEN
HOLY SHIT IT'S UP!
>>726223682OP here, my b.
Is this it? Is it out?
IM GONNA COOOOOOOOPE
So how is Tyler going to survive being Public Enemy Number #1 for hyping up this date only to backtrack at the last second?
, , ,
>>726229178>HL3 will be like Alyx, promoted on some E3 or other game show firstAlyx got revealed in a tweet and got its trailer just dropped on youtube.
Well this was fun, same time tomorrow guys?
uhm actually cloudflare outage delayed the release guys
KEK
>>726229178>Fact of the matter is that HL3 will be like Alyx, promoted on some E3 or other game show firstare you retarded? because that didn't happen with Alyx
hope bros...i need another dose...NOW!!
GABEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN GAAAAAAABEEEEEN
>>726229227>The day Gabe broke /v/.
wellwhere is it?
You niggers should stop huffing copium already. HL3 will never be a thing.
HOLY SHIT GAYBEN JUST SAILED UNDER MY BRIDGE
Alyx was announced at 6pm et. still plenty of time
the hardware didn't get announced on the dot either guys......
SAVE US GEOFF
>>726229281Same time tomorrow.
>>726228887>video is unavailablewhat did you do
>>726223682ITS FUCKING HAPPENINGhttps://www.youtube.com/live/R-d5p6p08S0https://www.youtube.com/live/R-d5p6p08S0https://www.youtube.com/live/R-d5p6p08S0
so many people posting now. no one will know that im gay
damn i have to put my dick away :(
Day of Defeat /v/ros were we at?
>almost 20 years later and Gabe is still mindbreaking /v/ by doing nothing
>>726229261idk why anyones puts up with him after the alyx build fuck up
>yfw gabe releases it the moment hype dies
>>726229324Retard
>IMPOSSIBLE, HOW THE FUCK WERE MY CALCULATIONS WRONG???
>>726229261The fact that he's still doing this fucking grift in 2025 is proof that he might actually outlive the United States. A sucker is born every god damn day.
>>726229158Everyone knows tomorrow is the day, we were just pretending to be retarded.
Tomorrow...
>>726229283this so much this. in 58 minutes it's finally dropping. trust me
hey guys why is the word gullible written on your ceiling?
>>726223682NOTHING EVER HAPPENS
Maybe we can just pretend it happened insteadHOLY SHIT THE TRAILER IS SO COOL, DID YOU GUYS SEE THAT
>do nothing>...
post yfw it didn't happen
>>726229261He somehow survived previous major fuckups including the Alyx leak.The only way to dispense justice is to take it into your own hands anon, but you risk making him a martyr
>>726228231TOMORROW = CONFIRMED>TOMORROW = CONFIRMEDTOMORROW = CONFIRMED>TOMORROW = CONFIRMEDTOMORROW = CONFIRMED>TOMORROW = CONFIRMEDTOMORROW = CONFIRMED>TOMORROW = CONFIRMED
Half life subreddit is on high grade hopium. https://www.reddit.com/r/HalfLife/new/
55 MINUTES LEFTARE YOU READY?
>>726229410why do i actually feel such a ragin need to look up right now
OH FUCK, GUYS, TURN ON THE BACKUP CHANNEL!
>>726229351>Subeeh ur Rehman
>>726229351good marning saar
>>726229317Lmao
>Nothing on valve's schedule means its coming>Some F2P chink gacha instead
>>726229410Just looked up and I don't see anything. Why would it be there, anon??
>>726229475im on high grade hopium
>>726229351is this like those fake Elon musk streams what the fuck is this?
>>726228739Me? I have HL2 on CDs (5 in the box). I got it not long after it came out.
mental fracture. imminent
THE HOPIUM BECOMES THE COPIUM
valve dev here, trailer comes out 1 hour after you've all given up
>>726228231No shit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L8XbI9aJOXk
>>726229461>post yfw it didn't happen
>>726229461I am unbroken
>>726229319Based Ace.
IT'S TOMORROWTRUST THE PLAN
>>726224320>hopes it’s as satisfying as modern gamesdo you want the game to be good or not
HOLD THE LINE
>>726229351>Gabe from several years agoDo people really fall for this shit
TYLER'S TALKING ABOUT US
Its over
>>726229549You gullible rube.
he's blaming us
FELL FOR IT AGAINFELL FOR IT AGAIN
>>726229183>*some otaku reading a manga alone on the bench*>"HEY LOSER, WHAT KINDA NERD SHIT ARE YOU READING?">"EWWWW DENJI KUN HE LOOKED AT ME WEIRD, KICK DIRT INTO THIS WEIRDOS FACE">*loser otaku gets dirt kicked into his face while they both smile and stick out their tongue*>"GIMME YOUR MONEY PUNK, WE NEED SOME EXTRA CASH FOR OUR DATE">"EHH? DENJI KUN LOOK, THIS GUY DRAWS WHOLESOME ART OF US WHAT A FUCKING CREEP">*denji punches him in the gut and they both kick the crap out of him*>"LATER LOSER, WE ARE GONNA GO FUCK IN THE BUSHES UNPROTECTED AND PRANK OUR SHITTY PRINCIPAL">"IF YOU EVER LOOK AT REZE LIKE THAT AGAIN IM GONNA GIVE YOU THE BIGGEST WEDGIE AFTER CLASS, NOW GO SIT WITH THAT LONER ASA LIKE THE LOSERS YOU ARE">*they walk away giggling and laughing*
if its not tomorrow, its TGAsif its not TGAs, it might be new yearsif its not new years, then its not real
It'll be released tomorrow trust me
>>726229587
>>726223682it was supposed to be today but it got leaked so they postponed it, they will reveal it when nobody expects it
HOPE BROS GIVE ME ANOTHER DOES RIGHT FUCKING NOW I CANT TAKE IT!!! ANOTHER DOSE RIGHT NOWWWWWW
at least release the second edition of raising the bar already, holy fucki'm so fucking tired of valve, apathy is turning to real anger at how fucking lazy and do-nothing this cocksucking fucking faggot company is
>they fell for it AGAINlol, lmao even
post yfw it's actually left 4 dead 3
>>726228412You had to ruin it
Se acabo tio
>>726229601You're mentally broken.
>>726229461
Dumbasses
MEGAMAN LEGENDS 3 GOT ANNOUNCED THIS IS NOT A DRILL
>>726229281Of course
>>726224320>HOPE: It feels as satisfying as modern games Modern games suck ass at gameplay kek, just do HL2 again but with something else>HOPE: Can run on my 6750 xtValve games that aren't software specific are well known for being designed to run on literal potatoesLook at Portal 2, it can run on the shittiest computers yet looks better than 90% of modern games
ok so now we know it's not happening I want to askwhy did we expect anything today in particular
>>726229684IT'S PROBABLY HAPPENING ON THE 19TH TOMORROW BECAUSE THAT'S HL1'S ANNIVERSARY AND A FULL WEEK FROM THE STEAM HARDWARE ANNOUNCEMENTHOLD THE LINE
TYLER MCNIGGER
>>726229338...JUST 5 MORE HOURS BROS
GABEN PLEASE I DON'T WANNA WATCH THE GAY AWARDS AGAIN
>>726229529I'm surprised that banner has been up for more than three days! I bet the promotional cost is fucking expensive. Of course those chinks can afford it—they suck money out of fools with their gacha games.
tomorrow for sure!
>>726229680So what you're saying is that as long as these mentally ill fanatics continue to exist then we'll never see HL3 ever.
I can't comprehend how big a retard you have to be to believe HL3 is about to come out. Right now. After all these years. Now it will come out. Lmao.
>>726229281Same time tomorrowIt's getting announced tomorrow anyways
>>726229719I'd be far more interested in that tbdesu.
>>726229617Some tf2 kids did actually fell for it.
>>726229183FUCK TRANZE
>>726229261People need to actually get him to delete his fucking channel
>tyler mcnigger blaming us even though he was the one hyping people up for no reason
>>726229338>Alyx was announced at 6pm et. still plenty of timeNo it wasn't.
>>726229813Literally just speculation because it was the first day of the Steam sales gap.
he says it's our fault for believing him..
Tomorrow:>Half Life 3>Warcraft 4 >Rayman 4>TES VI>Duke Nukem movie>Caracas presidential palace air strike
I hope Tyler gets aids from his troon gf
>>726229813Because Tyler from VNN said some bullshitExcept anyone with two braincells knows that Tyler is a literal scam artist who nobody should trustOnly desperate ledditniggers genuinely think HL3 will release soon, chances are we're still a few years away considering how long Alyx took
>tyler is laughing at us againit's over...
>>726229461i WILL hope
>>726229680But I expect it tomorrow!
>>726229719
>>726229732Só mais 72h
>>726229610nigga clicking on a Combine's head 4 times and them barely reacting to it doesn't feel good, shooters that came after had far, far better impact and gameplay feel.
TURN ON THE NEWS GABE AND HL3 ARE BEING HELD HOSTAGE BY TIM SWEENEY
>>726229913Anon...
>>726229463>but you risk making him a martyrWhat fucking movement would be dumb enough to turn him of all people into their martyr
>>726229719>post yfw it's actually left 4 dead 3
we all laughing at yall unctroons HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>726229261You act like this is his first time pulling this shit. He's been doing this for over a fucking decade now. You have no one to blame but yourself.
>Giving it hope>Just because day 1 of potential 44 wasn't itDid he teach you nothing? He never gave up, and neither should you.
What did I tell you idiots?!It's obviously being revealed tomorrow!!
Gabe was contacted by Geoff to announce it on Game Awards. Sorry.
>>726229719I COOM SO HARD! PRE-ORDER INSTANTLY
it's geover
>>726224271They can make a AAA game that doesn't use ue5, doesn't have stutter, doesn't need more than 8gb vram, doesn't need upscaling in the current age while looking amazing.In 2025 competency is revolutionary
HLX doesn't even exist, this whole thing was an elaborate ruse from Gaben and you all fell for it
>>726230137>cancel ze game awards
I’m not losing hope
HOLY SHIT
How do you retards fall for this every year?When will you learn to stop believing in Tyler Mcnigga?
>>726230061Moralfags who think when you kill a motherfucker he should be honored, which are plenty.He also still has a bunch of dickriders remaining.
DUPED AGAIN
>>726230137>HL3 gets announced >TGA loses 30% viewership Geoff's success hinges on it never coming out.
>>726230098ThisLiterally what happened with Alyx, he grifted his way through and only when it turned out Alyx was actually coming out (which actual reliable leaks from other parties, most of which weren't close to anything he claimed) he cried like a fucking baby on stream and got all his retarded fans to attack anyone who rightfully shat on him for exploiting peopleHe's the most pathetic retard ever
>>726230234Good chuckle
first dubs will be my profile picture on steam forever if hl3 is announced today
you'll get a cs2 weapon case and you'll say thank you
>doesnt get announced today or tomorrow>Half Life 3 gets announced after a cheesy "Can't count to 3" skit with Gaben at the Game Awards>just a lambda logo is revealed with the number 3 and "3/3/2026">a trailer comes out of nowhere a few weeks later>game releases on time>game starts with eli or alyx experiencing racism and telling gordon its because theyre not as privileged>a painful amount of set pieces and dialogues which try to be funny but arent>a water puzzle that goes on for too long>90% of the game is fixing your broken down vehicle>go to a different planet where you spend most of the time solving more liquid puzzles in a foundry>get sent back to Black Mesa where you meet Adrian Shepherd who is revealed to actually be a gender bending dyke and hunt down gman>somehow Dog joins and gets killed>game ends on another cliffhangerThere's your Half-Life 3.
>>726229701lol
James UFO tube turned out to be fake today on /x/ and Tyler fucking lies on /v/, today fucking sucks
>>726230293we are talking about adults herethis is so shameful
>>726227673>tyler mcniggerno thanks.
>>726230234>it's real
>>726230073GTA is going to get delayed again
I overslept.Did something happened?
If it doesn't happen tomorrow then you can all despair
>>726230440DO NOT REFRESH THE STEAM PAGE RIGHT NOW
>>726230440Yes, Nothing happened
>>726228269You're retarded. Back to xitter you go.
>>726230359>/v/ humor
>still stuck on a 1060 6GB and 16GB ram>was waiting for Supers and now ram is retarded so I can't get the 96GB I wanted nevermind 64GBI hope not
>>726230440/v/ fell for it again
in a just world tyler mcnigger would be hanging from his nutsack on a light pole
>>726227673Dox this man nowww get his channel deleted!!
>>726230381WrongTyler has a less mature mentality than Chris Chan, he's basically a toddler in a fat ugly adult body
On a somewhat unrelated noted, I checked Tyler's twitch stream for literally 2 seconds. The very first words I hear is some self-flagellating idpol crap about being a white male. I just fucking closed the stream, what the fuck. Pronouns in bio, of course.He's probably talking about idpol 24/7 if I just so happen to stumble on it at that exact moment. What the fuck.
>>726230570But nobody knows his real name???
im gonna finally do it
>>726230359i like water puzzles thoughbeittherefore
I just got insider info from Valve that they're all reading this thread and laughing at you.
>>726230485i refreshed and nothing happened
tfw
>>726230631nu web is so fucking retarded even people who've been here since the 2000s get tangled up in culture war bullshit
>>726230440Cloudflare went down for a bit earlier but other than that, no.
>>726230678I TOLD YOU NOT TO REFRESH, ARE YOU ILLITERATE?
FUUUUCK FUUUUUCKK I HAD A $20,000 GAMBLE ON IT BEING ANNOUNCED TODAY!!!! FUCKING SHIT, THATS MY RENT MONEY FUCKING GONE. ITS OVER IM GONNA BE FUKCING HOMELESSS
>>726230359>>somehow Dog joins and gets killedthis would be the thing that would make me the most pissed off unironically
>haven't came to /v/ since 2012>still falling for it
>>726229237Rude
>>726230857>$20,000 rentamerimutt moment
>>726230857lmao
>>726230857dude you're gonna get face scanned by valve and you'll leak stuff to us
>>726230857Just get a loan and bet that loan on it being announced tomorrow
>>726230812i refreshed again and nothing happened again
>>726230719>>726230719>>726230719the legend goes on
>>726230857I know this is bait, but somewhere out there a literal retard did do this.
>>726231013ANON, ARE YOU DAFT?
Yep, it was to be expected that Valve wasn't making HL3 after all. All the Source2 leaks related to HLX were surely tests to refine the engine for other games like Deadlock and future games (surely 90% of them card games)The only company you can still trust is Epic (barely) after all.
>>726231067All the HLX leaks were literally shit from the pre-Alyx versions of HL3 moronThey aren't new
>>726230972>>726230972>>726230972HOLD THE LINE
>>726231215>HOLD THE LINE
>>726226876based
They should never release it.
>>726230631well most of the HL community is trannies, coomers and degenerates, the fuck you expect?
>>726231714random niche communities no one has even heard of does not represent the "HL community" which basically does not exist because there's nothing close to a uniculture.
