>Create pure sexo>Have her in the game for 5 minutesWhy?
>>734479727
>>734479858
I will now proceed to pleasure myself to these fish.
>>734479727because she moggs the rest of the cast as a giga stacy. Nintendo couldn't have her be around too long
>>734479727if you dont like both midna forms you are qualified for being gay.
>>734481398This.
>>>/trash/
>>734479727>making a thread right after the down timeMaybe not the best time to make this today
>>734481348Fish belong to me.
>>734480661Which Zelda is the Stacy of the group?
>>734479727Sword wife.
>>734482042Probably Zelinktranny making them since the literal first two posts ITT are him right off the bat.
>>734482992It's probably Skyward, a lot of knee jerks would be Botw/Tears, but she's an autistic mess, she just has a fat ass.
>>734483152Skyward is definitely giving the biggest mom vibes, but she isn't the stacy.
>>734483067see>>734482884we only post wholesome zelda content here
CHARGE!
>>734483226She's the most popular bitch on Skyloft and she's got two well one dude fighting over her. That's pretty Stacy.
>>734483230
>>734483331Secret sex fiend, gets pregnant on the first shot and likes being choked and smacked around.
Hilda...'s game wasn't really memorable to me.
>>734483318I mean she is popular, yeah, but she doesn't act like a stacy
>>734483698You know what fair. I don't think there really is a Stacy, at least not a Zelda one. They're all fairly nice girls except for Breath one and she's like only a bitch in the flashbacks.
mf over here literally talking to himself hoping that someone else will engage him
Only good thing this Zelda is good for.
>>734483258>>734483258>Porn addictionI'll take "Shit that never existed" for $500, Alex.
I like nerdy girls in tights
>After several thousand years>Zelda returns to her and Link's house>there is already like 3 other Zelda's at the kitchen table eating bananas.
>>734483890Basically canon
>>734484120Nerd girls look even better without tights.
>>734482998Correct.Living, adventuring, and thriving with sword wife.
>>734484227I'd prefer she keep them on with a door for access you see
>>734484398Good point, tights are best when the crotch of them is ripped open, and she wears them, "accidentally".
Discord tranny thread
>>734479727Funny, i literally just stopped playing my TP Hero Mode replay for the day. I'll conceede the game is slow, more so than OoT and MM, but makes up for it in dungeons, aesthetics and atmosphere. And i also like how it doesn't mind doing set pieces and cinematic moments, the horse fight at the bridge is probably my favorite part of the game so far. With all the shitposting, it's easy to forget that there are no bad zelda games.Anyway, have Ilia.
>>734484464Now you get it
>>734483258I'll give you something less raunchy then>>734484484Purge 'em but keep the real women
>>734484506That's fair, the only one I don't care for really is Skyward Sward, I like the characters and I think visually she's my favorite Zelda, but it is like waggled up the extreme to the point of being annoying. But it also has my wife Peatrice, so I guess I like it.
>>734484556I was replaying Tears on my Switch 2 and man I forgot how sexy she is, I would make her my co-wife.
>>734484627that art is wonderful. who is the artist?
What sort of advisor companion do (You) want in the next Zelda game? I miss having them along for the ride.On that note, was there one in Zelda's funny wand adventure recently? Only seen bits and pieces.
>>734484484Well, you're partially right but only the one dumping Zelda pictures.
>>734484712A GPU most likely
>So you call that the master sword>the sword of evil's bane>...nice cock
>>734483258Porn Can't >Push your childhood friends away>Divorce you>Take half of your net worth >Lie to your friends and family about abuse>Prevent you from seeing your children >Make your life revolve around her>Drain your youth>Wield the government against you>Hate you when you express emotions other than anger and horny>Cheat on you after you cry at your mom's funeral
>>734484957same with your pic I presume?
Pregnant Zeldas are cute.
>>734483258Thank you for your crusade.
>>734485090No I believe that one is either Squeezable or elpipe3000. It's by a real artist.
>>734485635>>734485090or snegovski after giving it some thought
>>734483241Where is she going exactly anon?
Ruto and Mipha smell like shit! Stay away from them.
>>734486282Lies and slander.
>>734486282Lies.They smell like fish.
>>734486202Wherever she wants.
>>734485248https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpKc8N3FJsQ
...!
>>734483230What do you mean? It's wholesome ..
Who are the Top 3 Zelda girls /v/ would settle down with? Hard mode: No Malon or MidnaAnjuRijuNayru
>>734486891In no particular order:FiPurahMidna
I found this cool Medli picture recently and thought you guys would like it. I like it when artists kind of do their own thing with the characters, so long as it doesn't take things in an absurd direction a la tumblr circa 2015.
>>734486891Din (OoS Din at least)MiphaBombchu Girl
>>734486891MinaAshePaya
>>734486891AnjuIzaVeran
I like the green girl.
>>734486891CiaVeranAgitha
>>734486891RutorutoRRuto
>>734486891RutoMedliPurahReplace Purah with Malon if you ignore hard mode
>>734486891HildaDinPeatrice
finally decided to purchase a pass so I will dump these cute ruto comics!
>>734488645
Today I will be on the hunt for the best bombchus and the girl who monetizes games using them.
>>734488821lucky cow
Don't forget US anons (except Arizona), you lose an hour at 2AM! I've been pretending it's an hour later than it is most of the day. Fuck daylight savings
>>734488932fuck my computer died before finishing this comic
>>734490185I love daylight savings, it's getting on/off of it that sucks. I wish we just had daylight savings all year, makes the days feel longer.
link the frog charmer
>>734490185FUCK
>>734490542
>>734484712Ai
warning: cute
>>734490445>Ruto keeps trying to impress her hubby by outdoing the other girls in any task they attempt>As a result Link keeps getting double of everything>He doesn't really understand what's going on but it's more stuff so he doesn't complainCute
>>734490445>princesses hunting + foraging>the pride and joy in their smilesMakes my heart go all doki doki.
>>734490424Yes, that's what most people hate. Just choose one, I don't care. I just want the time to be consistent. It made more of a difference when I lived in Washington due to the latitude
ruto meets a river zora
I'm not a RutofagBut holy fuck the way this artist draws her is phenomenal and it's making me reconsider
>>734490908
>>734490939
ruto meets a goron
>>734491038what's this?
warning: lewd>>734491072
>>734490908>>734490939>>734490976Is a Zora eating a River Zora cannibalism or since they're both fish and they're fish-eaters that it's all good?
>>734490920I'd figuratively kill for lewds in this guy's style his Ruto's insane
>>734491110God damn that's hot.
>>734491214
>>734491252
baby ruto
>>734491245Only discovered this girl a thread or two ago and I love her.
child ruto
adult ruto
AU where Link says yes but Ruto freaks out.
I think TP is the only Zelda game that did the Gorons justice.
Ruto loves bread
>>734491437>>734491470>>734491504>Pushy girl freaks out as soon as the guy gives her the same level of attention backClassic
Ruto's fins.
>>734490445>Zelda is literally you vill eat ze bugsDeath to Hylia.
Tomboys
>>734491796Does that imply that her fins are like breasts and erogenous zones
Let me guess, "we" are going to try for multiple threads again just because someone wants to hit image limit in less than twelve hours?
link helps ruto catch a fish
Im starting to get the impression this guy likes Ruto
>>734481447>2006 Nintendo: Stare at Midna's fat little butt bouncing around as Link runs>2017 Nintendo: Stare at Link's femboy butt as he climbs mountains and makes coom noisesWhat happened?
>>734492425I haven't even gotten to the lewds
>>734481997I showed you my cuccoo, pls respond.
>>734492526
>>734492451There's actually an answer to your question.
>>734486891SariaMalonMidna
>>734492526>SpoilerNo shit? This guy's style's fucking incredible I can't hardly wait
>>734492663
Go down the well, you said.It will be fun, you said.
What are they reading?
>>734491867Zora fins can adapt to fit any situation.
>>734492935oh she mad
>>734493006ruto is evolving!
>>734492685Is this lewd enough for ya?
>>734492526You had my interest. Now? You have my attention.
>>734493069I mean that's pretty fuggin' lewd not gonna lie for something that isn't showing any parts.
>>734492771>>734492826What is it with some artists thinking Link is helpless and Zelda is some girlboss?
This thread is moving fast, maybe even too fast. The only thing to do in a situation like this is to do the unthinkable...I'm going to play a video game.I just don't know what to play.
>>734493306>spoilerGood fucking lord.gl have fun
>>734493208oh it gets lewder...
>>734493306You should probably play... a ZELDA GAME
>>734493405
>>734493438fuck is this?
>>734493523Muscle Zelda girls
>>734493635but they're not buff, hell they don't even act like that
this comic is really cute
>>734492597In other words, Aonuma is a queer.
>Look this artist up>It's an almost 40 year old woman from Mexico that must have fallen in love with OOT as a kidHoly fucking based
Bit of a same face syndrome with these
>>734493292These threads always have tons of tumblrfag tier art.Like this manface Zelda.>>734480661
>>734493913El basado.I mean la basada.
zelda is shocked
>>734494106Yeah no
Kokiris must be really good at hide-and-seek.
i think they only draw pokemon now
sages
she lost them
she found them
>>734493913The fact she must have really identified with Ruto and is willing to draw her adult form in minor lewd situations kind of makes it better.
>>734479727Ogling her for 5 minutes is the reward
>>734494437is this autism or something?
>>734493423Who would ever do such a thing?
Zelda visits Kokiri Forest.
>>734494547They aint no trio
>>734494580Why would she like the boy clothes better? Zelda is not a tomboy is she?
buff zelda
buff sages
>>734494669She is not a swordswoman, she is either some mage or a ninja sometimes.
Answering the question: Why didn't Zelda just ask Ruto for the stone?
>>734494492Artistic and autistic are only one letter off for a reason anon, it's one of the based forms of autism though like people that love nuclear physics.
>>734494764Those characters answering questions tumblr posts are the fucking worst
teehee
random yuri
are you guys digging through her old shit?
Medli doodle for today
If zelda from TP were real, I'd have 26 kids with her
It's weird that MM opens with Skull Kid killing Epona for a laugh. TOTK's opening is kind of similar but did anyone actually believe that Link and Zelda were going to suffer lasting damages from Demisedorf waking up?This isn't really elaborated on either, since Link ends up replacing Hyrulean Epona with Terminian Epona. Poor Malon probably went through some serious jamais vu after Link came back.
>>734483258>he doesn't have a wife that's into cartoon porn toongmi
>>734495456Some of my favorite lewd artists are actually married to women that also draw lewds. It's more common than you'd think.
smol ruto
just imagine...
okay that's all the zelda stuff this artist's got.Pales in comparison to her love for gardevoir apparently
>>734495779Thanks anon, appreciated these. Really cute style and I like that she actually seems to get the characters.>SpoilerThat's a shame, there are a billion artists that draw that and not nearly as many that actually use OOT to come up with fun scenarios like these. These comics honestly made me appreciate Ruto a lot more.
>>734493913Explains the hint of Toriyama influence
Appreciate the Ruto stuff, in a proper universe, Link would marry both of them.
>>734496890Me on Zelda's left.
>>734497439Birb is worb
Bros...
I was just making this webm as you posted this, lol
>>734497965>>734498012meant to (you)
>>734498012I can make her feel better if you know what I mean....
>>734495108yeah man the hero is a total wuss and the princess is definitely a tough tomboy cuz i said so regardless of the game
>>734498586That's Malon on the left.
>>734498664You're right my bad, in my defense the faces on all of them look the same, and hey half of my statement applies I guess
Having at least four kids with Malon
>>734498756Eh I feel you, also Malon's hair genuinely kind of looks like Link's so it doesn't help.>>734498953See now this I can get behind.
>>734495108They're both going to kick Mido's ass for being a total dick to Link.
>>734499217Does Link even care? seriously does the kid feel anything?
need zelda girl feet
>>734498012I want to make her happy..
>>734499558jesus that's gotta be twins, at least
>>734499281Link's so clueless he probably doesn't even realize Milo's being a dick, but I'm pretty sure the girls would stick up for him if they learned someone was treating him bad.
>>734499281Link feels a lot of things, but he had to be strong for the world.
>>734499558Stop making me fall for farmgirls dammit
>>734499698
>>734499698>>734499753I think that Link definitely feels things but struggles to understand the idea of someone being a dick as opposed to actually being evil. He clearly understands that his own situation is kind of fucked up and has personal attachments to certain people, but the idea of someone just being a cocknose for the fuck of it seems to elude him.
>>734499281he liked that Cremia hug
>>734499954>nude fairyOH NO THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS
>>734500946Ive posted this several times and I never ever noticed that lol
>>734499753Wish i could draw that art style.
>>734501047They definitely like to make em rowdier than they are
why can't fish, swords, and girls be real bros
>>734501301
>>734501313This creepy bitch made me run all over Hyrule finding tons of little bugs just so I could hold a decent amount of rupees, to hell with her and her bug fetish.
ruto was the first girl I fapped to. I had that Ocarina of Time Prima guidebook and the official art of adult ruto naked was my sexual awakening
requesting more zelda funnies
>>734501725okay
>>734501563I didn't figure that stuff out until later but that scene where she swims right up to Link after he rescued her is a contender for the first time a girl made me feel funny. I was only 5 when I first played OOT and that look she gave Link activated some real ancient neuron in my brain.
Fish
>>734499558Shad's baby btw.
>>734501946"Dinner, bath, or me" given fishy flesh.
>>734502089
>>734501946This is the equivalent of a human eating a monkey, by the way. This is sopa de macaco but for fish-people
>>734501725LOL
>>734502654
>>734502686reincarnationcest.
>>734502686self-cest is wincest
>>734502354Eh, fish species tend to not really be that closely related and the Zora are like dolphin-shark things themselves. It's closer to a human eating another mammal, which outside of cats, dogs, and apes isn't really looked down on.Fish are actually so distantly related to each other when taken as a whole that they're not even a true classification of animal life. There is no scientific "fish" equivalent.
LOL
>>734502934What are the odds of this anon having dolphin porn on his harddrive?
>>734502970Would TP Zelda be an secret online troll with dummy accounts in a modern Zelda AU?
>>734502354Nah, not even close. Primates are an order. Bony fish are a clade. Going up to clade level (Euarchontoglires, placental mammals), it'd be like comparing humans to rabbits. Most people are fine with eating rabbits.
Zelds
>>734502990Zero. I want to fuck fish women not actual marine life. Even I'm not mentally deficient enough to completely throw the anthro out the window.
>>734503021noshe has better things to do
>>734483060Who the fuck is this Zelink guy that you keep schizo rambling about?>inb4 I’m the Zelink poster cope responseI don’t participate in these threads at all
>>734503093
>>734503161she's so smol and cute
>>734503114What would her modern occupation be?
>>734503119You've spammed the fucking thread for more than half of it. You can't possibly that attention starved to larp for engagement, can you?
>>734503328
>>734503240University Historian, I think.
>>734503358
>>734503384
>>734503343Literally fucking WHO?I never even posted here once until I got here a couple mins ago
>>734479727Am I so beautiful you have no words left?
>>734503360I imagine Purah would fit that role better.
>>734503473Kill yourself retard. Become the 40%.
>>734503561I miss her /v/ros.
>>734503328>>734503358>>734503384>>734503417cute
>>734503649same
>>734503592Best girl and my wife>>734503594You should set the example first and join the 55%
cremia my beloved
>>734503649
>>734503682CUTE
>>734503687
>>734503817ahoy
>>734503768
>>734503934
Three houses AU
>>734504000
>>734503802I wish we got more art from when Zelda is training to become Sheik. Obviously she went through intensive training and is just one of those things that's left up to the imagination in-game
>>734504061
>>734486891SariaZelda Hilda
>>734486891SariaAryllWind Waker fairy queen
>bro stopped replyingKWAB
I'm not feeding your pathetic ass more attention. You've already killed the thread before it started.
>>734504360You lost the moment you didn’t reply
Consession acceptedZelink WON
Zeldas
>>734504518No I won :)Me, me specifically :)
>>734504559Skyward Sword Zelda is definitely the most relatable to most people. The game itself has some issues but Zelda is not one of them
where's that tetra fag
>>734504614>he doesn’t know
>>734503170
>>734504673SS Zelda is my least favorite because I hate Hylia.
>>734505464
Rutoposter, I respect your enthusiasm, but your colossal image dump has left the thread with less than 30 available image posts before we've reached 400 posts in the thread.
>>734505963new thread imminent
>>734506073stop trying to turn this into a general you fucking nigger
>>734505963Okay I'll stop posting.
>>734505947Sometimes I forget how much of a cunt Act 1 Midna was.
>>734506114The people mostly responsible for these threads are spastic autists, they'll make as many as they think they can get away with.
>>734506324It's honestly almost jarring going back and replaying TP after all that character development, she really is kind of a dick at first.
>>734506114but then how will you be able to keep shitposting otherwise?
>RacismAnd thread ruined
>>734506421>i have to get your threads shitcanned as generals because...OF YOU!!!Not all Zelinkers but always a Zelinktranny.
Aryll's musky pits.
>>734506481>ZELINK ZELINK ZELINK ZELINK ZELINK ZELINK ZELINKSee how obsesed you sound right about now?I’m not even into Zelink shit and you are seething at the sight of the pairing is really pathetic
>>734506706>i only happen to act like a discord tranny!>heh, bet you feel silly now
I wonder what the shitposter does on the weekdays without the zelda threads.
>>734506423
>>734506758jerks off with his discord sisters, waiting for the next thread to 'subtly' occupy
>>734506739>discordThanks for proving that you unironically use itAll though I shouldn’t talk
This is the saddest case of schizo posting I have ever seen.
>omg guys i have to post about the schizo 50 times, sorry but your thread needs to get closer to bump limit so i can lord my superiority over this random internet user who i definitely don't care about at allwhere have i seen this behavior before?
>>734506854More sad that you get upset over fictional couples on /v/Btw you lost again
>>734506917>SCHIZOSCHIZOSCHIZOSCHIZOSCHIZOBtw Zelink won again
cute zeldas
>>734507083
If I could press a button that would kill both (all three? maybe more?) of you instantly, I would press it multiple times!
>>734507119I’d fucking rape you and your eyes until they are mush in their socketsAs a Zelinker you wouldn’t live past 15 minutes
>>734507165Real cool, tough guy, but here's what you're forgetting:________________yer ugleh_________________
Pretty fish lady
>>734507230>unfunny TF2 jokeYawnCome up with something better
>>734507235I love ruto so fucking much my dick hurts
>>734507119>press it multiple times!
>>734507415Pretty sure I'm gonna get a commission done of her, this thread's reminded me of how great she is.
>>734507645please do. I'm glad what I posted has helped spark ruto interest. Hell its reminded me why I love her again
Welp since this thread is pretty much overZelink Won end of discussionAny replies past this point or mentions = consessions accepted
>>734507670Yeah I'll share it with the future thread when/if it happens, might just be cute or very lewd.
Haha I don't believe you. Stupid!
>>734507762for sure brother
>>734504731Tumblr GOLD
Concessions?
>>734508110I'll take some cookie dough bites, please.
>>734508110Popcorn, please!
Hola.
>>734508110just a water
>>734508110A spread.
>>734508179Góða kvöldið
>>734508110And another concession acceptedYou can’t help yourself can you?Zelink is the ultimate pairing
>>734508179>black hearted large nosed thief from the desertshalom
>>734508110>Favorite Zelda girl:>Favorite Snack:>Favorite Zelda girl:Midna>Favorite Snack:Milky Way
>>734508557>another concession acceptedYou didn't order anything, what did you accept?
>>734508628I’ll take an order of salty tears from everyone ITT:
>>734508587>Favorite Zelda girl:Anju>Favorite Snack:White chocolate
>>734508587SariaKit Kat>>734508704Anon you can't drink that much saltwater, you'll die.
>>734508712good opinions
>>734508712her boobs aren't that big
>>734508712>White chocolateyuck why anon
>>734508748I did not ask for your perspective, wastrel.
>>734508771What do you want me to say? I love how it tastes. It has to be made for someone. That someone is me.
>>734508587>Favorite Zelda girlMalon>Favorite snackThose fuckin' pita chips that come in the purple bag man shit if you know you know holy FUCK
>>734508735But anonI am already dead
>>734508587>Favorite Zelda girl:Purah >Favorite Snack:Oil & Vinegar dip with bread
>>734508851Is that so?
>>734508975>Oil & Vinegar dip with breadyuck
>>734508975>picture is AIdouble yuck!
>>734508994WHAT THE FUCK NO ANON PUT THAT BOTTLE AW-
>>734509000>>734509016>hates bread and oilA rimjob couldn't give someone taste this shit
>>734484398>>734484556>>734485635Imma fire a shot at you: stop posting samples. Phonefaggots save them, they get resampled with the m at the end of the filename and they get reposted nonstop.Purah is above average so don't be below average for her.
>>734509020he gone
>>734509050How about you don't post AI faggot?
>>734509089How about you shut up and deal with it you fucking loser
>>734509050Res faggots and audiophiles are the food critics of the digital era. I could serve you polished turds and you'd spend all day praising it.
>>734509120Imma fire a shot at you: stop posting AI slopPurah is above average so don't be below average for her.
Purah would love AI sorcery
>>734509251I’mma fire back at youHow about you stop telling other anons what to do and just do better instead of acting like a unironic faggotPurah would love herself being posted with AI
All Sheikah and Gerudo women should have sex wth ME.
fastest thread i've seen in a while
>>734509375Link….
>>734509361>>734509295I never imagined the day /v/ would actively defend AI slop. Holy fuck go off yourselves now, you tourists
Midna thread midna domination.
>>734508110I've chosen the large tub.
A mineru picture would totally go here if not for the image limit.
>>734509509There's always one AI retard per thread
>Image limit reachedI cryGuess I can just post lewds now https://files.catbox.moe/r81unc.mp4>>734509698Just call them names I'm sure they'll stop now.You can back to the peaceful life of demanding $300 for half-ass sketches while claiming depression when you don't finish it in 3 months.
A sultry Midna (True form) pic would go here to counterbalance the imp cringe. The next one would be the same but AI genned for lulz
>>734509772man imagine emptying your nuts into purah's mouth. that would suck
>>734509856Unless it's for science. Then it's for the greater good to get hoover'd on the regular.
>>734509772>ESLAh that explains it
>>734509772God I wish I was Purah...
>>734510000Satanic faggot quads. I kneel. https://files.catbox.moe/kp80bs.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/6mnfwz.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ke38ml.jpeghttps://files.catbox.moe/6xk57i.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/v4yugp.jpg
>>734509089Nigga I'm not posting that low quality shit.>>734509250Nigga stop being lazy and click that view in full size link or click that image on pixiv.Fun fact: the master1200 version is often bigger than the original file. I'm trying to help nigga.
>nigga nigga nigga zoomers were a mistake
I think the thread was/is infested with engagement farmers.
>>734510140If you aren't shitting on anyone here posting AI, you are accepting AI slop on /v/ and should kill yourself for supporting shit
Sex with Purah in all age forms.
>>734510283I just realized there is an active separate midna thread. No wonder this thread is full of shitposters. It's always imp midna faggots
Sex with Midna True form only
>>734510226Nigga this ain't your comfy forum or discord server, you fuckers have been getting too comfortable with these Zelda girl threads and the Zelinkfaggot may be doing a service by bombing these threads. Sad part, he likely plays Zelda games vs. some of the regulars posting the same images every week which others confirmed.>>734510326Fuck AI nigga
>>734510416>spoilerI see you are a man of culture as well.
>>734510098FUARK I wish I was Zelda in the fourth image...
>>734510557Stop sucking cocks, OP
>>734510450What regulars? What the hell are you taking about
>>734510450>heh actually it's a good thing people are shitting up the threads
>>734510416My nigga. Fuck imp midna
Oh my fucking god these threads are literally just the DALL-E threads now, just video game related. So actually, carry on. It isn't like anyone here is mentally sane anyway
Repopulating the zonai with Mineru.
>>734510774>DALL-E threads nowI have never once posted in those threads. Didn't even know those threads existed. Clearly you post there, so fuck back off
>734510774Troon having a meltie again I see
God current Zelda fans are such porn addicted trannies.
double post and image limit reached.We did it.
>>734510283We literally can't have anything nice.
>current Zelda fansOh no, he doesn't know...
Farting and sharting my whole fucking ass to fertilize the Zonai's farmlands.
I'm just here for the cute pictures of zelda series girls. Have yet to see porn beyond snippits at the end of threads unless there's something (You) are seeing I'm not seeing.
>>734510615Malonposter and Medlifag apparently haven't played their games.>>734510616These are borderline generals without any genuine discussions, just muh job and muh mental health with the same images posted over and over, which confirms that the characterfags don't play the games.
>>734510990The fact you didn't mention imp midna in the list of fags who haven't played their respective games makes it so fucking obvious you are a imp midna faggot
>>734510990>heh actually it's a good thing people are shitting up the threads>why? because i made some assumptions that make it so it's a good thing people are shitting up the threadsYour skin is the color of poop.
>>734511028Honestly, they make their own threads so I don't see much of their shit in these threads. I prefer both so don't point the finger at me.
>>734511134If you've been following the zelda girl threads for the past several months, it's obvious the shitposters are all imp midna fags. They used to post imp midna here before we kicked them out, but they still come here to shitpost.
>>734511231You're trying so hard to push this narrative. It's a little sad to see someone so angry over something that matters to not a single other soul on this Earth.
>>734511292but if I didn't talk, how would you continue to shitpost?
>>734511134Given the shit that Zelda threads overall have devolved into, I'll take your word for it.
>>734509509I never imagined a moron like you would unironically think AI is badYou need to reevaluate your life choices
>>734511349AI has potential to be good, but 99% of the AI posted here is complete slop
>>734511340Meant for >>734511231
Zelink won btwNothing ever comes close
>>734511460So true, xister. Goon sesh in the discord later?
>>734511460Zelkoblin beats it by a mile.
>>734511460I still don't know the origin of the Zelink tranny.Can you explain shitposter-kun?
>>734511474Fuck off nigger>>734511498Wrong Zelda is made for Link only
>>734511535Zelink won that is all you need to know
>>734511589>he doesn't know why he's shitposting so he doesn't explain anything
>>734511648I am ZelinkOP yesI don’t need to explain anything to you since I have already won
Zelda is made for me only.
>>734511678>Shitposter gets caught in a lie
>>734511736What lie?I am ZelinkOP and nothing you say will change that
>>734511678>>734511829You don't even know who that is.As I live and breathe, we have actual '4chan interns' derailing the threads for engagement.
>>734511829who is your favorite zelda girl?
>>734511876Malon>>734511843I doI’ve been posting here since 2023
>>734511876That'd be Sneed
>>734511935Do you even like Zelda?
>I’ve been posting here since 2023Rope newfaggot
>>734511951Yeah she's nice. I'd like to touch her butt in base form or Sheik form.
>>734511976What if I were to tell you that was a lie?I’ve seriously been posting here since the 00s just to throw you off
>>734512102>Backpedaling The noose is waiting
Do you REALLY want to know why the shitposters are all imp midna faggots?It's because there is NEVER any shitposting in the midna threads. I've seen some posters move over from Zelda threads to a newly made Midna thread and it's the exact same posters, without any of the shitposting.Hell, I've seen some of the Zelda girl threads turn into midna dump threads and IMMEDIATELY the shitposting stops.Please go kill yourselves you imp midna faggots.
>Since the nebulous "2000's" Holy lol newfaggot confirmed
Till we meet again!Same time next weekend!
Do you REALLY wanna DING pow WOW now???If my post CAPITALIZES a couple WORDS it SHOWS I'm SERIOUS and JEEZ someone SHOULD put a GUN up my ASS and PULL the TRIGGER
>>734512138>>734512191>backpedalingNah I’m just laughing at you since you are too retarded to figure out when I started postingThis is getting patheticZelink won
(or next thread the same weekend, whichever happens first I guess)
>>734512226>>734512254Sounds good. Have a good one OP. Contain your cocklust next time please.
>he waited until the end of the thread to have his meltdown
Zelink won /thread
Purah & True Midna won actually
sex with fi
>>734512325>meltdownNahI’m too busy jerking off to zelink porn
Sex with Purah & True Midna. Doggystyle.
>>734512351WrongZelink wonSchizos lost
Niggertory (Negatory + nigger)Is it with out a doubt that Purah & True Midna are the Winners today. Unanimous agreement. Q.E.D. /thread
Zelink wonShitposters and Schizos lost
I like my sword.
Purah & True Midna? Won
>Hello? God? Can you tell me who the winners are?>"Yes my Son. Purah & True Midna have captured the thread's hearts">"The creep who likes swords? Tell him to swallow it."
Zelda? WONLink? WONMidna and Purah both lost
>>734502062That's fine, Link is impregnating like all of the Twilight Realm.
>>734512542I like my sword as well.I hate my sword's game.I hate my sword's mother.And for that matter, I hate the director of my sword's game.But I do like my sword.
True Midna and Purah have won the Linkbowl
>>734512597Do not vore the Master Sword.
>>734512140If shitposting in the midna thread doesn't start after I made this post and the thread dies, I am fucking right.>>734428617
>>734512659While celebrating True Midna and Purah's win. I have accidental done so. Help.
>>734512690* accidentallyThe sword has made me ESL. Regardless True Midna & Purah have Won.
>>734512690Someday the Hero will pull the sword from within your body. Legends will be told of (You). Godspeed, soldier.
Zelink wonZelda WONLink WONMidna and Purah both LOST
>>734512670Your move shitposters. If the shitposting doesn't start, I am fucking right and you are all imp midna fags.>>734428617
You are just proving my point even harder you imp midna fags.
True Midna and Purah have won. Page 10 already
Zelink WonZelda WonLink Won/thread
>>734512932Previously you were responding to me at the speed of light, and suddenly you've all gone quiet.Proving my point even harder you faggots. Fuck off from the zelda threads.
>>734512932Imp Midna sucks and I'm not posting in that thread. What a sorry state of affairs there. True Midna & Purah the Queens & Winners here.
Purah's child will be the first Sheikah to have blue eyes, like her husband Link.
Zelink won
>>734513005If you can admit imp midna sucks, that's fine.I'm still calling out all the shitposters here as imp midna faggots, and if you don't start shitting up the midna thread, I am fucking right.
True Midna? WonPurah? Won/thread
Zelink won the thread
Bombchu girl, my beloved.
>>734512690https://litter.catbox.moe/cn2n8uqa4j8uravt.png
fart
True Midna & Purah win
>>734512670>>734512804>pls raid this thread for me>if you don't i will keep raiding your threadsYou have poop skin.
>>734513104kek
Zelink wonGanon lostPurah lostMidna lost
>>734513104audible chuckleTrue Midna & Purah have won
>>734513104anon?Did you go sword swallowing?
>>734513134Nope, not calling to raid. Hell in fact if the shitposting doesn't start in the midna threads, it's just proving my fucking point even harder, and the shitposters don't want to shit up their own thread
>>734513149Yeah but Ganon has TWO swords.
>want to post in a comfy Zelda girl thread after a long day>90% of it was a phonefag spammingI didn't...I didn't even get to tell you that I loved redheaded farmgirls...
>>734513104>FI out of NOWHERE
Everyone ITT: lostZelink won
>>734513189It's the imp midna fags.
True Midna & Purah Win foreverGanon huffs farts and dies
>>734513189The threads were good for too long, we've been assigned a dedicated derailer.
Zeldorf for life
>>734513195I'm bringing you down with me.
Zelink wonEveryone lost to ZelinkZelink is eternal
True Midna & Purah Win again/sneed
>>734513240I'm dead serious, it's imp midna faggots. I've given them a test. They won't dare shit up their own thread despite all my taunting, which just proves my point right that they are come to the zelda girl threads to shitpost
>>734513279Can you please be brown and autistic somewhere else?
>>734513279You got playedI’m actually a LanaGOD
Truest of MidnasPurriest of PurahsWinners. For all time.
For me it's Hena, the humble Fishing Hole girl.
>>734513274NahZelink WON
True Midna & Purah Won
>>734513292Last chance shitposters. If the shitposting doesn't start, I am fucking right and you are all imp midna fags.>>734428617
Zelink won/thread and my ultimate post
Zelink? More like ZeChinkTrue Midna & Purah Won
>>734513369>waaaaaah raid for me pls pls plsPut a razor to your wrist and threaten to slash if I refuse again. That'll show me.
Zelink WONGanon + Midna + Purah lostKneel
True Midna & Purah WonDone. And done.
>>734513427You are a imp midna fag and won't shitpost in your own thread, I know.
Zelink won again
My cock? In your mouthTrue Midna & Purah are forever winners. /thread
True Midna
Keep pumping those numbers. Something's gotta happen soon.
>>734513472I think we're witnessing a legitimate manic episode.
Hilarious how all the shiposters suddenly won't actually talk with me.
Zelink won again again >>734513467That is my cock in your mouth
True Midna & Purah Win-skiSomeone get this sword outta me please
Holding hands with Orielle.
