>The ass that Link went through hell and back for...twiceWould you do the same anon?
>>736814837IMAGINE the smell of her boots...
Eh Reh! Eh Reh!
>>736815131I love Zelda so much
You remembered to do your taxes right anon? Malon remembered.
>>736815131I would do it with pleasure.
Don't mind me. Just waiting for VN anon to show his latest progress.
Anyone else make any zelda girls in the tomodachi demo?
>>736815684QRD on this? Havent been in the zelda girls threads muchJust keep forgetting about them
>>736815938There's a guy making a gigantic lewd VN based on the games where you can fuck a huge roster of the girls called Royal Plea. He recently released a small demo for it and regularly posts concept art and updates here. Pic related is an example I saved.
>>736815131I'd do it for some nice Zelda tits and pits
>>736815847part timer bird
>>736816080Fvarking KINO
>>736814837NTR's newest iconshe services Ingo's smegma covered COCK
Anju, my darling Anju
>>736815280I miss her so much
good on you for not starting the thread with zeldahylia a BITCH
>>736816916The greatest parts about Ocarina of Time and Majora's Mask.
Why must Catbox have uploads frozen when I have a new lewd to post?
>>736816916What a cuck holy shit
>>736817572What a strange thing to say.
>>736817526>>736816916heehee
>>736814837HI malonfag.
Anyone else think botw zelda destroy zelda art for years? She such a plain boring character. She's basically feminist version of Zelda.
>>736815847I made a pretty basic Malon. Got some feedback on it in a thread a couple weeks ago, dragged my feet on applying that feedback but this is the end result of doing so.I have gained immense respect for Mii-making pros. And for the LTD Maker in general.
can we not do any dramafagging please? this is like the one comfy general on this site
>>736819015Are you blind? These threads have been half shitposts for weeks now.
Theeeeere we go. Fishfuckers should love this.https://files.catbox.moe/2ai78b.jpg
>>736819129go away stinky fish
>>736819129I will now proceed to pleasure myself to this fish.
>>736819060Works on my machine. Go to /vg/ if you want to do this thread personality archive image stitch shit.
>>736819129>What could go wrong?Holy fuck lmao
>>736818839I'm not malonfag I'm just a wayward footfag
>>736818946The next game, OOT remake or not, will see the blue-clad dorks discarded in favor of a superior hero and princess. And a better Ganon(dorf)/villain, hopefully.Even in the uncertainty between games, this gives me a sliver of hope.
>>736819015>this is like the one comfy general on this site>comfy general>general>general>general
Malon crossing
Opinions on movie Zelda?
>>736819261True. Thanks, friend, for reminding me that if the remake comes out, we'll get a batch of new OoT fueled art that'll cover up the bad taste that Botw left
>>736819298Not watching it so I don't care.
>>736819263Okay. What else would you call a recurring thread about the same topic with the same OP every time? It's not like we can't admit it's a general. Everyone knows it. Mods would have killed these threads ages ago if they cared.
>>736819298another girlboss fiasco. no thanks
>>736819129
>>736819129BASED POSTER OF NEW FISH PUSSY CONTENT
>>736819347okay I'll end this discussion here. Just a reminder not to enable any ritual posters or attention whoring avatar fags here.
>>736818947Das a cute Malon Mii, it's simple but immediately recognizable, nice job!I had a hard time getting Kina's hair to look good (unsurprisingly lol), and this headband/bangs + wavy style was the closest I could get(Also, if you want to get high res screenshots you can connect your Switch to your PC via USB and transfer screenshots/videos from the settings)
>>736819354best use of this image
is this true?
>>736819129Now that's what I'm fucking talking about. May you be blessed with Zora pussy brother.
>>736819645Desperately need more muscle girl OoT Zelda
>>736819129Soul
I like going on deviantart and finding amateur art saves.
>>736819481>connect your Switch to your PC via USBI'll try doing that next time. The game usually looks pretty smooth but the screenshots get weirdly crispy when I view them in the album. The additional effort will be worth not having to take crust-ified pictures off my TV.
>>736819129yes good
>>736819645Sheik being Zelda caught me so off guard it's still probably in my top 5 plot twists I wasn't expecting. I like how it completely recontextualizes their previous interactions too.
>>736819931man i wish i coulve been there
>>736815847I made a really shitty Navi
>>736820352what the FUCK is THAT !?
>>736819129>Ruto loses Link to time shenanigans>Becomes a turboslut for Hylian men because of evolutionBrilliant.
>>736819298I love the freckles.
>>736820426Navi
>>736820352Why her nose so big
>>736820705Mii noses never look good so I just picked one
finally, a good fucking thread
>>736820352>>736820770Anon I want you to look at your Navi's side profile before you get too comfortable with that nose.
>>736820830Navi's side profile is a 2D circle because the N64 saved on resources that way
>>736819129today, anon deliveredanother bold step of HMoFA supremacy
based
I love my sword.
Josha
>>736821075post her feet
>>736821075something something research her depths etc. etc.
feisty shortstack dominatrix using shadow magics to peg you with her big futa cock and simultaneously milking you with her tight impussy and now she's made me her sex slave, oh no
>>736821075She cute
>>736820558Be a pal and post the catbox
>>736821546the catbox
>>736820983Master of Footjobs
>>736821438>I never got to constantly see Midna's butt tattoo because I grew up playing the Wii versionFeels bad man...
>>736821701Why would that make a difference?
>>736821438>futaWhy is this such a huge fetish for the weak? And no, the "bisexual" argument doesn't work. Otherwise cuntboy would be just as popular, and it is not.
>>736821438>her big futa cockThat's homosexual, anon
>>736821747Isn't it nice to see the other cheek too?
>>736821790>>736821803Never ask a futa lover if they ever had a dream where they were a girl...don't ask me why....
Why does everyone reply to bait?
>>736821803oh no, what a faux pas
>>736821546https://x.com/YuraChan_BF/status/1995988751244255572
WARNING: DO NOT OPEN
>>736821903danke
>>736821916AUUUGH OH FUCK MY EYES FUCK FUCK FUCK I'M BLIND AIIIIIIIIIEEEEE
>>736821875>Why does everyone enable shitposting >Why does everyone talk to attention whoring ritual posters like the malonfagWhat do you think?
>>736821790Is it really gay to be pegged by a futa midna tho?
>>736822008Zelinktranny you seriously need to get over it.
>>736819314Why is saria so cute
>he's still going on about itMy god.
>>736822107Stfu eric
>>736821916
>>736822146>>736822125Saria mind domination
Can we please get back on topic now?
Retard
>>736822246What topic?
Saria is hot
>>736822486Zelda girls postingNo more boogeyman calling or shitposting
>>736822556You first retard?
>>736815280Saria will always be best girl
>>736822340>nymph korokAonuma would NEVER, he's too WEAK and possibly a closeted HOMOSEXUAL to do something like that.
>>736822605Best girls
>>736821790>>736821803Insecure faggotsMy wife is able to form and mutate appendages of all shapes, sizes, and texturesIt is HER female penis. literally, unironically, undeniably.
>>736822146I wanna protect her smile forever.
RIJU
>>736822837>It is HER female penis.Just say you like trannies it's okay I won't judge
>sudden midna slanderMidna is only built for LINK
>>736822837Personally, I would prefer filling her female pussy with my male penis until babby is formed.
>>736823082My brown hebe goddess...
>>736822837Kys faggot
cute!
>>736820558>>736821903>spoiling the post-credits scene of the Zelda movie
>>736816080>freckles on her breasts
>>736823335Found the gayest anon ITT:
>>736823285as her husband, i can do both at the same time
>>736823446>Gerudo soldier with her Hylian boyfriend
Can you help me solve this captcha anons?
I wonder what she's up toI wonder if she's posted nudes
nice
>>736823996christmas tree
>>73682422899.9% of women do not share their bodies on the internet
>>736819129>https://files.catbox.moe/2ai78b.jpgNot loading
>>736824330it doesn't work if you are gay
>>736824375What if anon is a gay woman?
>>736824228the other girl is cute too :)
>>736824476the other girl is way cuter. So many coombrains have no standards just see a pair of tits
>>736821916Ah yes, Existential Dread Zelda, the best kind.For those who are not in the know:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mdDUQ9UxH0
>>736824330Works for me, dunno what to tell you anon. Probably some kind of browser issue.
>>736824518I agree completely
Which girls have the yummiest toes?
>>736824632It's cause he is gay
>>736824692Ruto
Dont mind me just posting best girls
>>736824774Post the breast girls next
>>736824861I see 4 impressive chests. Wow what a nice chest!
>>736824596Devil Zelda is my favorite of the ronununu zeldamatic universe.
>>736815131TOTK Zelda was literally built to be my loving wife who I would cherish and respect for the rest of my days ifyouknowwhatimean
>>736824861Unironically outside of Malon who else would be a prime candidate for most rockin' tiddies in Zelda? Telma from Twilight Princess immediately comes to mind.
>>736825037Multiple incarnations of Impa
>>736825037If you're going for size alone, Telma is the highest in the entire Zelda series.If you're factoring in perkiness/sag, it probably goes to someone like Mipha.
>>736825037AnjuAnju's momAnju's grandmom
>>736825037She sucked the soul out of Renado btw.
Which Links would be fine with their wife of choice being a bit on the pudgy side?
>>736826229Definitely TP linkhe's into sumo
>>736826229Spirit Tracks. Probably nothing compared to haunted armor.
>>736826229most of them, I imagine
>>736826549high test men prefer chubbier womenthis is an observable reality
>>736826947Age her up 10 years and give her monster milkers
Royal Plea sister, my beloved.
>>736816080i'm tired of seeing this guy's ugly artstyle every thread
>>736826819Fat Zelda when?
>>736827775>Link: Hey I can see the scarecrows from here!>Sheik: I want to fuck you so badly
>>736827524When your sister starts posting here
>>736828101>will never have two girls lusting and competing for your attention
Sheik: Link, please fuck meLink: no way fagSheik: fag? But...I....
>>736815181I used to be into stink but women have ruined that for me. Women are way too smelly, they actually converted me back to normal
>>736815131No.
>>736828313>Link please fuck me, I know I look like a guy but I swear I'm a girl. I have a vagina and everything, no balls, no cock, just pure pussy. I'm ovulating RIGHT NOW. What do you say?>Hut! Hyaa! (No way, fag.)
>>736828101Older girls sure love their shotas.
>>736827517Could always leave.
>>736828421PURAH SEXO
Will she show up in the movie and if in her youth-serum'd small form, will they cast a real actor or use CGI?
>>736828381Women are mean and smelly. Glad you learnt that sooner rather than later.
I love Mina
>>736828825Women's girlstank smells good though. Sorry that you got gay
>>736828720If they age her up in movie one to about Riju's age, then the natural progression of time could age the actress up.Just like the Harry Potter cast.
>>736815181i choose to imagine how soft and smooth her toes and soles would feel on mine penis instead
I gotta be honest, I lurk on /v/ everyday (who doesn't), and whether it's a ruto thread, riju thread, malon thread, midna, thread or just princess zelda, there's basically a zelda thread in the catalog 24/7 every day. What's the point of these saturday threads?
>>736829048>Just like the Harry Potter cast.While I know what you're talking about, it's funnier to think about the monkey's paw curling and they cast Purah like they did Snape for the upcoming TV series, making her black for some reason.
>>736828618He could always just stop drawing tranny faces.
>>736829382>sees women>thinks about trannies
>>736829517I can't blame him too much, he sees it a lot, his people are over represented.
Marin is a qt :)
>>736829359Blogposting about your miserable life.Those OoT remake rumors have invigorated Zelda threads in barely two weeks, and there have been other separate threads with individual girls with solid discussion too. I think depending on how things turn out later this year, these Saturday threads will become obsolete, moreso than they are now.
>>736829580Imagine what those toes feel like in those open sandals all day <3
Why is it always one of these girls, every time?
>>736829626Probably sweaty and covered in beach sand.
>>736829685Except for like Midna(in the manga) and probably Malon the rest of them all lost.
>>736829589I totally WOULD with Meg.
>>736829685/v/ has a weird aversion to "safe horny", they want to fuck monster girls, futas, lolis, robots, and pregnant milkers
>>736829795Not really into Loli and Futa, but monster girls and fat titty pregnant milkers are peak, I call your sexuality into question.
Who is the best Zelda?
>>736829685Because that image contains an all-star lineup.And yes, that includes Fi.
>>7368298544 swords posts CP of herself
>>736829854her
look at this bird
>>736829854TP
In official material, it's a three-way tie (a proverbial triforce) between Hyrule Warriors Zelda, Tetra, and CD-i Zelda.Otherwise it's picrel
>>736828927is that fucking birdface, dude?
>>736830037SCOOT THE BIRBS SCOOT THE BIRBS SCOOT THE BIRBS
>>736828421totk is a gay game but the granny is alright
ya'll need to be posting new artwork. Honestly There's a treasure cove of awesome zelda artwork on japanese twitter that have never been posted to any boorus or image sites. It's a lot of fun browsing with japanese tags for cool zelda artists, and then seeing which artists they retweet to find even more cool artists.you can use a bulk downloader like gallery-dl to grab all the images off twitter at once.Only issue I have is why does twitter hide images that are more than a few years old? It's so fucking annoying cause if you happen to have a direct link, the image is still THERE, but you can't see it in their gallery or by scrolling down.
>>736830174I'LL SCOOT UNTIL I'M FUCKING PREGNANTI'LL SCOOT UNTIL THE PISS RUNS DOWN MY THIGH
>>736829854ALTTPCD-iOoTTetraMinish CapALBWEoW
>>736830273Also I just found my old harddrive of zelda pictures that are over 15 years old and never posted anywhere else. A lot of stuff I got from browsing personal japanese art blogs, before people all moved to twitter.Let's keep this thread alive over night and I'll promise to keep posting new shit.
>>736830273For once the most-replied post in this very thread is a piece of new artwork. Unusually based.
>>736830273Thats my problem in general, twitter has become the main place for art and its a pain in the ass, half the time it defaults me to years old posts whenever i search for shit.
>>736830492Don't forget that you can literally go to an artist's profile, select their media uploads, and if you scroll for a while it'll simply stop loading. Twitter is such fucking ass for art I'm amazed that's where they went to after the tumblr fuckery.
>>736830412>>736830492>>736830549Yes, it's really frustrating. I'm trying to investigate how to grab old art that doesn't appear on their twitter gallery anymore. A bulk downloader cannot find these images also.I'm in my mid 30s and have been collecting artwork for over 20 years. Now that I got my old harddrive I got loads of cool stuff.
>>736830549>If you scroll for a while it'll simply stop loadingYes this is one of the problems I have. I KNOW they have more artwork in the twitter but it refuses to load anymore. And I also hate fucking infinite scroll too.
>>736829580She's literally Link's dream girl
>>736829746Did Medli even like Link?
>>736829854Every Zelda is somebody's best Zelda
>>736831029I like Medli and Link is me.
>>736830273What do her big boobs feel like?
>>736830549Artists go where traffic is, that's how they survive. That meant twitter at the time. Also the site used to be better before elon let's not forget. I could hit 2k likes late 2020s but now with elon's traffic caps I barely get anything.
Seethe malonfags, (especially you, redheaded farm girl poster)
>>736831029She kissed cloacas with Prince Komali.
What happened to the guy making a OoT harem adventure comic?I was really interested in the story.
>>736831129>still mindbroken by one (1) guy
>>736831129Seethe Zelinktranny (especially you, fag who's been having a melty since yesterday)
>optional non-canon black-and-white scribbles
wow you really got em
>>736831260giwtwm
>>736831260I'm not even a malonfag but it's pretty funny how posting a zelda girl in the zelda girl threads mindbroke a guy into unironic poopdickschizo posting
>>736831260That farm girl pussy put him in a coma
>>736831260>t. Malonfag
love farm girls, simple as
>>736831568>t. malonfag
>>736831129>>736831262Sit down.
I will marry Malon and Ruto at the same time, I'll keep Ruto in an open pickle barrel
>>736831672Hylia owes me a fairy wife.
>>736831672Fairy friend...
>>736831438I'm not even a zelink fag but it's pretty funny how posting a zelda girl in the zelda girl threads mindbroke a guy into unironic zelink tranny schizo posting
>you will never come home to thisWhy even live?
>>736831894What did she do to her hands?
>>736832012Tried her best.
>>736832012>>736831894I bet her food is terrible, but she's trying super hard so you like it anyway.
>>736831894ow
Do you guys like my doodle?
>>736832136Neat.
>>736832136yeah
>>736832271All my money and mortal possessions to bombchu girl.
>>736832317fuck off
>>736832136Yeah good shit
>>736832136>No one draws anymore, it's all AI faggotsSad!
>>736832349Why?
>>736832423this is a comfy thread, not a porn thread
>>736832361I FUCKING LOVE TITS
>>736832454Oh please go cry somewhere else puritan
>>736832489No, fuck off you retard don't start posting borderline porn shirt that's how these therads get deleted
>>736832529>cries even harderKek
Would you buy it?
>>736832489fuck off porn addict
>>736832614Tempting, but unfortunately they don't seem to help the wrist. Seems to do more harm than help. Could be I'm resting my arm/hand/wrist wrong, but so it goes.
>>736832618this. anons here please you common sense on what is and isn't SFW
Ashei my beloved...
>>736832618Uh oh! Puritan got his jimmies rustled.
>>736832668Take an english 101 class for the next 6 months and then try posting again retard.
>>736832736fuck off porn addict
>>736832618>continues to seethe because he saw boobsKek
>>736832708Those pants are putting in some good work.
>>736832529>shirtgood morning sir
>>736832618>>736832454Since when was kissing porn, I swear you reddit fags need to get a life.
>>736832798yes
>>736832881Seriously, if you're so afraid of a little tits go back to your subreddit safe space
>>736832881Are you retarded or just pretending?
Med lee
>>736832918Listen, just because you can't get kisses irl doesn't make someone kissing someone else porn
>>736832614i have enough turbo-virgin stuff in my house, thanks.
I wish you guys would stop paying attention to undesirable figures.
>>736832989what does he see
>>736833041Nothing, it's a kids game
>>736833015such as?
>>736833041down feathers
>>736833017>shitposting starts up>saria fag randomly postsEverytime
>>736833091This poster on my wall.It's Magilou from Tales of Berseria. She's a bit of a screwball.Good game, highly reccomend if you like action RPGs.
I know what will cheer everyone up - more Ashei!
>>736833192Hello shitposter-kun
>>736833192Needs some leg hair and pubes
>>736833161Why is Ashei so incredible?
>>736833250She just is.
>>736833219why are you talking about yourself in the third person?
A farm girl OP, of the redhead variety? You love to see it.>>736819129Face throws me off slightly but otherwise masterfully done.
I had a piece of freight collapse because it hadn't been wrapped properly and a bunch of boxes of 40k shit fell out and took like 10 minutes to clean up there was about 200 pounds of stuff that had been stacked about 6 feet tall with all the heaviest stuff on top and I took a turn. CHARGE!
>>736833250Autistic and probably really smelly tomboy
>>736833342Are you capable of posting without attracting attention to yourself you faggot?
>>736833348This isn't your blog dude
>>736833342Why are you acting like this is your first post in the thread when you clearly have been posting malon pictures throughout the thread?
>>736833564Are you capable of posting without seething about some loser with nothing important going on in either of your lives?
>>736833637I can see pixels down there
>>736833637delete this before you get banned
>>736833682Whoops didn't see the pussy on that one.
>>736833617Cool didn't ask.
>>736833041Heaven
>>736833637blog poster is an imp midna faggot.What a surprise. Reminder that imp midna posters are all shitposters. I already proved this in a prior thread remember?
>>736833637retard
>>736833637Kill yourself.
>>736833617Go into >>736740779 and scroll down. That will tell you how much is going on in our resident shit-stirrer's life.tl;dr - the answer to your question is no, he can't not seethe and he's been at it for over 24 hours at this point.
>>736833637damn I wish you didn't notice so you'd be banned by now
>>736833637Moron.
>>736833750Funny how you never bring up the Zelink Tranny whose been in these threads for over...let's say 10,000 hours now? Unless....>t. shitposter-kun
>Link would be with Zelda!>Link would be with Malon!>Link would be with Ruto!>Link: i am quite fond of fishing
>>736833804Yeah but you're trans and having a melty soooooo
>>736833760Damn what's made you seethe so bad, mommy not bring you tendies?
Everyone here in this thread is a shitposter except me.Now post more cute zelda girls please.
>>736833820Zoras and fish remind me of a Goofy and Pluto situation ngl
>>736833564>>736833616Clearly you're desperate for a (You), so I'll be nice and give you this very special one, just for now. Don't go spending it all in one place.
>>736833132Yeah, this is pretty embarrassing. Wouldn't catch me dead with this shit plastered over my walls.
>>736833830>t. shitposter-kun
>>736833839I'm the only person in this thread, everyone else is a bot.
>>736833859¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>736833853Here's your (You) in return.Also this will tell you how much is going on in our resident malonfag's life.
What's going on in Fi's life?
It is pretty funny that Zelinktranny legitimately malds for months at a time after being slighted. Narcissists simply aren't human.
>>736834004>off model AI shit
>>736834007Zelink tranny doesn't exist. It's just you, shitposter-kun
Reminder that the shitposters are all imp midna fags.
>>736833973Not much, really.
>>736833973She got a cool robot body
>>736819129Damn how do you even draw pussies this good
>>736833820that's why Hena's the big winner
>>736834007Who is Zelinktranny I've played all of the Zelda games and don't remember that character
>>736834085Ehh, I can make better pussies with AI
>>736824476><message deleted>How bad must it have been to have not survived that chatThat was a good day.
Remember when the shitposter got banned?KEK
>>736834018>seethesKek
>>736834126Prove it
Yeah yeah everyone in this thread is a shitposter, except me.Have some Zelda pit
>>736833750>refuse to bump a thread>some mentally ill nutcase declares you an enemy for lifeIs that really all it takes?
>>736834205god i love TPzelda
>>736834247
>>736834226No, he's been making attention whoring "annoucements" like that for months, years now. But that was the last straw. >>736833951
>>736834226>post Zelink shipping pictures>some mentally ill nutcases declares you an enemy for life and talks about him in every threadIs that really all it takes, shitposter-kun?
>>736834226The weirdest things will make crazy people foam at the mouth so it's not too surprising.
>>736834304Yes, like Zelink posting apparently.
>>736834247Yes, same here. Apparently this thread would rather go on shitposting. Maybe I should just leave.
>>736834263I do not care about the "justification" for your vendetta. Normal people do not act this way over a thread not reaching bump limit. You are incredibly immature and irrational, and I hope you have some kind of external support that can help you put an end to this kind of behavior.
>>736831894Is this supposed to be TP Zelda?
Shitpost
>>736834379>pointy ears>wears purple>brown hairchecks out
>>736833002>reproduction is prohibitedMiphabros, look away...
>no Zelda assYawn
>>736834368Crazy how the ugly toon art style gets improved with fan arts
>>736834417Zoras have dual purpose reproduction systems.
Zelda is built for big Gerudo cock
>>736834363How come Zelink tranny schizo poster gets a pass? he's been at it for way longer and is a much worse shitposter?
>>736834481Cause you are replying to him.
>>736834480Big Gerudo futa cocks.
>>736815847Kina is the best.>>736819129The title is a great touch
>>736834226>>736834363Ah, A Link Between Worlds, or as I like to call it, the last good Zelda game.
>>736834007me on the left
>>736832489>>736832317The problem with your post is that this isn't a gooner sesh thread. It's for autistically posting about your zelda waifu with cute pictures.
>>736834615WARNING DO NOT OPEN VERY LEWD you will goon!
Mipha smells like shit
>>736834579WE GOT A MANLET OVER HERE
>>736834615This isn't your thread.
>>736834665Lon Lon Milk
It's weird that I have zelda art saved that is older than some of you shitposters.
>>736834691Make a imp midna thread and fuck off, why don't you?
Midna is a Zelda girl
>>736834703I know you saved that from the malno thread a few days ago. Well, I have the original model for that malon and I will never share it with anyone KEK
>>736834615Oh sorry I didn't realize you were the thread manager. Upvotes to the left by the way.
>there is only one person on /v/ that can be a fan of Malon
>>736834665WHAT THE FUCK MODS HELP THE ADVERTISERS ARE ALL KILLING THEMSELVESAIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>736834756No, true midna is. IMP midna is for secondary tourists who never played twilight princess and got introduced to her through porn on rule34 and e621. Just like overwatch fans, etc.
>>736834756the problem is imp midna attracts vore fags, inflation fags, furry fags, monster girl fags, and other degenerates
>>736834773You're a monster, anon.
Worst Zelda girl ever.
>>736834541>>736819481Kina is cute. She always reminded me of Pacha's wife in The Emperor's New Groove.
>thread so bad VNanon hasn't even shown up恥ずかしい
Welcome to the Kokiri Bar.What's your poison?
>>736834665fapfapfap
>>736834914Of the three the green haired one
>>736834898I'm making a list of every "fag" who is currently posting in threads in the past hour and labeling them as shitposters. continue ritual posting so I know who you shitters are so I can filter thanks.
>>736834898He owes me a request!
>>736834773Correct. I started the Malon thread the other day. It was great.
>>736834898
>>736834965>t. redheaded farm girl shitposter
>>736834914I'll take a Fado-redhair mixer, please.
>>736834965The fact you think it was great when it was half shitposting shows how much of a faggot you are. Also nice self-bumps overnight for several days you pussy
>>736834914I choose the forbidden poison. The poison that never was, and arguably, must never be. I choose it in spite of these labels, because I like the green girl.
>>736835019>>736834998Schizo
TP Zelda looks the most like a tranny
>>736834840I'm sure the negative things about her are a bit exaggerated but she's still bottom of the barrel when it comes to TP women.>>736834965Part of it was great, at least.
>>736835056
>>736829854>Captain N ZeldaI am impressed
>>736835090She's ugly with an even uglier personality
Now this is what a princess Zelda should look like
>>736834796Only one at a timeYou have to kill the last guy if you want the role
>>736834914The redhead girl has a name?
>>736834914Is this their piss?
In terms of who is the nicest and contributes the most to the threads...Sacred Hylia tier: VN Novel anon, OoT comic anon, drawfagsGod tier: Ruto posters, WW Zelda posters, that one Kina posterHigh tier: Twili Midna posters, TP Zelda posters, Hena posters, Mineru postersMid tier: Medli posters, Saria posters, Mila posters, Riju posters, Bombchu game lady posters, other Zeldas postersShitpost-tier: Imp Midna posters, Malon postersBeyond shit: Zelink tranny poster, butthurt autist posterAnd anyone posting AI gets shot down to shitpost-tier
>>736835187Maybe the remake will give her one?
Toilet hand tier: >>736835368
Zerudahime
Will you have fun playing as her in smash?
>>736835446Tfw not on the list
>>736835458ow my spine hurts just looking at this
>>736835368Why does big titty trad wife farm girl redhead make your ass hurt so much?
>>736835458I'll have plenty of fun smashing her, that's for sure.
>>736835528Rauru...
>>736835368>not having the worst tier of allGANON posters
>>736835368>Threads starting to get their own lore It's over.
>>736835458I refuse to give up the current one.
>>736835521Don't deny you haven't shitposted once in this past evening.
Making 'contributor tier lists' is /vg/ user behavior, which is far worse than any of the insults or namecalling people have flung at one another in this thread.
>>736835650>Mad cause he only placed midSorry.
I'm just here for the swords.
>>736835595I know it hurts to let go
>>736835737Flying carry robot...
>>736835553remember that thread last month when anon had a melty against the imp midna posters?
>>736835737>Tfw Fi is not on the list
>>736835521>filenameAnd if you don't know how to save the image properly, well I can't help you with that.
WHOAW SKYWARD SWORD IS COMPLETE ASS LETS PROMOTE FUJIBAYASHI TO HEAD OF EVERYTHING YEAHHHHHHHHHH
>>736835703Mid?More like tid.
>>736835785Fi is a thing, not a girl
Swords aren't made for lists. They're made for love.And cutting down the hordes of darkness.
>>736835758Yeah
>>736835881>>736835737I forgot about Fi, but I'd but her in High tier. You Fi posters are all right.
>instantly makes botw a 10/10 game
>>736835368At least ai posters are making and posting their own slop. Most of you are just degenerate art steelers, taking work out if the hands of hard working artists and posting it without any credit or source given.
>>736835809>off-model shit>gooner shit>AI shitIf you were trying to piss me off, congratulations, faggot!
>736835989Not even going to give you a (You)
>>736835368Reminder there's at least one malon fag here who has never even fucking played OoT
>>736836014thanks for the (You) saar also I spelt stealers as steelers on accident which makes my post even funnier. Now go post some more stolen art bud.
>>736835803>ww is a half-baked mess that takes half the game to stop being linear ON AN OCEAN>tp is afraid to be itself after ww and plays things way too safe (also it's even more linear)>fsa never had a chance in the time period it was released in (it's not fair)>for this stellar run, aonuma gets promoted from director to producer There is an actual curse on this franchise, anon. A real, active, ongoing curse born of hatred and spite.Just like how Hyrule is doomed to stagnate forever, so too is The Legend of Zelda.
>>736835989>art steelers>steelersLearn English, ESL
>>736836062Literally every thread on /v/ is bursting at the seams with people who have never actually played the game they're shit posting about. It's insanity.
>>736836073>>736836103I already pointed this out in the post above yours poojeet learn to read the thread saar
SAAR GOOD MORNING
>>736836147Take an english 101 class for the next 6 months and then try posting again retard.
>>736835976Linkle is superior solely because doesn't have BOTK Link's slack jaw.
Ingo's pov
>>736836205>aiEyup, it seems like Ingofags have instantly been ranked at shitpost tier.
Oh wow the poojeet is fuming mad lol
>>736835993>AI shitI'm afraid it's even worse than that, anon.It's...FRENCH art.
>>736836062>>736836112The fact there are 4 replies, yet no one posted Cia yet in response to this post>>736825037proves how many fucking tourists there are here. And any Zelda fan should know this even if you did not play Hyrule Warriors, christ.
>>736836238Ingo would definitely be a shit poster
>>736836261when someone resorts to the poojeet card, you know they lost. Cope faggot
>>736836292sex
More evidence malon posters are shitpost tier
Jeet thread
>>736836309>good morning saar please do the needful and kindly do not resort to the poojeet card as expected. It makes me absolutely fuming mad when you so that saaaar
>>736836103>steelersNever thought I see a yinzer here
>>736836380We embrace it
>>736835090She tries to get between Link and true best girl, she's pretty unforgivable.
>>736836084>fsa never had a chance in the time period it was released in (it's not fair)I loved it too, it's in my top five Zelda games.
Can we behave for one thread ffsOnly a few months ago is was uber comfy to destress from the week.
LBW is really the only good Zelda game since OoT
>>736836503It really does take just one bitter asshole getting mad at something to ruin a thread.
>>736836503Blame the retarded tierfag
As much as I'd love to have a zelda girl thread keep going, it's best not to enable this sort of behavior so no bump from me, let it drift into the night. We'll encounter each other again soon enough. Happy trails to all my redheaded farm girl-loving anons.
>>736836516>>736836529>>736836503>t. Zelink tranny schizo poster
Fuck you asshole kys
>>736836559You're not well.
>>736836503All good things, I suppose. Best one can hope for is for some people to get tired of being shitposting retards. Personally, I'm waiting for that next direct so we can either confirm or deny the remake rumors.
>>736836610It's not happening
>>736836608And the schizo who yells about Zelink tranny every thread for months gets a pass?Faggot.
The only thing lamer than having a thread schizo is when people start giving them a nickname and then are constantly naming them in said thread. You realize your posts are now just as worthless and cringe as the spammer right?Why does this happen in every thread on this godforsaken site?
>>736836650We already had a Zelink tranny schizo
You will never be a man tranny
>>736836692You will never get your foreskin back goy
>>736836610For the 1000th time, I told you it's the imp midna fags. It's always been jesus christ why wont you get this?
>Couldn't even keep the thread alive until VN anon deliversWelp.
>>736834545So like did they have their own gods or what?
>>736836772It was doomed from the start when a malon fag made the OP.
>>736836112Reminder if you post a Zelda girl but haven't played her game yet, you need to leave.
Are you winning?
This Zelda game sure reminds me of Skyrim
>>736832361>replying to an a real drawing with AI slop bullshitkill yourself
You are all shitters. good bye
>>736836891AI genning fags have no standards. And people call me an autist for calling them out. they need to kill themselves
>>736836891Hmmm proof that it's ai? Kinda feels like you're just insulting an artist unless you have proof anon.
>>736836640A guy can dream.>>736836749I've never been part of that discourse so I don't know what you want from me. Midna usually gets her own threads, that's all I know.
What about true form Midna posters?
>>736836647>BUT WHAT ABOUTYou have been deflecting on this all thread. Your behavior is not justified no matter how wronged you feel.You are not mentally well, and no amount of "but Malonfag," "but Zelinktranny poster," "but shitposter-kun," or whatever permutation of "my behavior is someone else's fault" you want to try giving anyone here is going to change that.You are going to continue being disliked in Zelda girl threads because of your behavior, your behavior will continue being your own damn fault no matter what trigger you point to, and your excuses will never resonate with anyone except yourself.This is the end of our conversation. Feel free to take the last word if you feel the need to, which you likely will, and just remember: all your problems begin with you.
>>736836975I like my midnas tall, so they're alright I suppose.
>>736836982Have you ever went so far into melty you became what you feared the most?
>>736837003Her body is ridiculously sexy
God damn, you guys were ACTIVE while I was gone! Almost regret not being here for most of the thread, it was even mostly shitposting instead of just image dump. But I'm still here at the end to tell you how that I will always love redheaded farm girls! Have a good night!
>>736836982>birth of the whinerfag
>>736836982Anon it's a valiant effort but you legitimately cannot get through to narcissists with words. Like, genuinely, it's impossible, especially on the internet.
>>736837078He unfortunately lived long enough to become what he feared the most.
>>736837052night anon
>>736837052BASED
>>736837052Oh wow, you're actually doing this now, aren't you?
>>736837052Kill yourself malon fag
>>736837010>>736837070>>736837126>>736837161Slit your wrists.
Till we meet again!
>>736837178>t. whinerfag
What a trainwreck! Wowie!
>>736837219>>736837219>Implying you haven't been shitposting for the past hour in the threadSlit your wrists.
>>736837213>t. needs to kill himself
I blinked and we hit limit 1 already? Time really is flying.
>>736837250You can't even meme properly you newfag retard
Queen Ambi is disgusted by this thread.
>>736837285You can't even kill yourself properly.
>>736836692>>736836706Just popping in to say anon zinged you good.
>>736837273We need a second thread
>>736837306I'm not the one who can't meme
>>736837338>>736837361We need you to kill yourself.
>>736837338No shitposter-kun no we dont not in the middle of the night
>RTHly randomly appears in a Zelda threadDONE
>>736837052Stay based fellow malon chad
>>736837430
>>736837435QRD?
So this is what we have to look forward to each week now?
>>736837378 >Implying you weren't shitposting earlier in the thread
Yeah, he wasn't me, just thought you guys ought to know. It's easy to see what his aim is for future threads, though.
>>736837565we have to keep going or else the shitposter wins
>>736837484Shitposter is Nulyfag and a happy cuck!
>>736837565What changed?
Though at the same time, it's not like I'm anyone except a person who likes to post Malon in weekend threads so I suppose it doesn't really matter.
>>736837589>weshiggity diggity doo
>>736835552The entire first town in Adventure of Link smashed Zelda?
>>736837628ITS FUNNY CAUSE HE WANTS SEX!!!!
>>736837585Fuck off
You lose
>>736836982The only thing worst than a shitposter is an entitled moralfag who has a holy-than-thou attitude while still shitposting and enabling shitposting(and yes I know I'm not helping, but the thread is about to die anyways)
Jiren won and is the STRONGESTShitposters lostZelda girls won
>>736837948I see it was /dbg/ the entire time
>>736838145>he doesn’t roam the hallsKWAB
>>736819129Try setting your DNS to these: 8.8.8.88.8.4.4Some service providers block Catbox for some fucking reason.
Maybe things will get better, eventually.
>>736838850I wish I was that cock
>>736838850Perhaps.
>>736838923At least it's nice to know there are still reasonable folks around. Hopefully any possible announcements can make it easier to actually talk Zelda.
>>736839076Time is the chaddest of all Links
