>Can’t let you do that, Star Fox
I played the demo. I did not like the voice acting at all and I think that will make me not buy it. It's a downgrade from 64; they all sound extremely npc. I did not like how they crammed so many cutscenes into the game, I just skipped them. Do they really think cutscenes make for a better game? God damn. Are there any new planets, or anything?
>We're Star Fox~ :3
>>741748487Full game playable in just over 24 hours /v/ros, looking forward to it.
>>741749394
STEP ON THE GAS
>>741749469Me, too. I'm so excited.
https://voca.ro/12Ey19kTBhUuhave this on my drive, dunno where I got it from and can't find it on Youtube
>>741749658Man, I am not looking to the new voice acting for the Forever Train conductor.>"I've got to step on the gas!">"What's the matter? Come a little closer, I don't bite!">"Oh no, hit the brakes! I can't stop the train!"
pigma
>>741750412Dady screamed reeeeal good when he was RAPED!
>>741749190I honestly thought I wouldn't be as bothered by the voice acting but it was. I'm kinda leaning towards not buying because of it
Star Fox 64 had some of the best voice acting in any game IMO
OH MY GAWD LIKE *TSK* LOCATION CONFIIIIRMED!! ~ SENDING, LIKE, SUPPLIEEEEEEEEES <3 <3 <3 ~
>>741748487Now that Walmart is selling it today, any leaks yet about new stuff in the game?
>>741751109It's pretty bad if you're used to the 64 version. These suitniggers just don't understand soul. If they want to piggyback off of the success of the original they should do at least just as good.
>ah, so this is the mercenary team known as star fox>I think I'm going to crush you a little bit!
>>741750412>>741750842Lmao
>>741751353I am so glad the Portuguese dub is way better. Don't have to deal with this faggotry
>>741749190>>741751109Is it actually bad or are you upset it's not the cornball overdone style of the original?
>>741749903The big problem is they went with more grounded delivery for the Switch 2 version, than the over the top stuff we got in the original game. Which is a huge reason a lot of the lines are timeless now.
>>741752242Even if you take the original out of the equation, the line reads were bad, anon.
*call signal distortion*>FUCK OFF FAG*call signal distortion*>theme playshttps://youtu.be/o5ZBu3nHJkM
>>741752242People remember the old lines because of the charming voice acting. No one would remember it if it sounded like this bland shit. The game itself seemed fine just SF with modern graphics and a ridiculous amount of cutscenes. The VAs just trigger me.
Ironically, most of the medals are easier to get on Expert.
incoming flop from the rear, drop altitude
>>741749190Even Assault and Zero have better voice acting.
Why is fox such a bitch?
>>741748487*does it*
>>741749394Srsly why does he say it so zesty? Makes me throw up a little
>>741751353Everyone in this game sounds like the breathy generic anime protagonist meme. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQggI_tbvuM
>>741749469Someone somewhere is already playing the game.
>>741752242>cornball overdone style of the 3DS versionftfy. The original is just fine because the actors were given a chance to emote properly. It's the 3DS version where they try and force the "cheesiness," trying to recapture the original's charm.
>>741749190>Voice actingSwitch to JP like everyone else.>Cutscenes fleshing out the crew dynamicJust skip them.>"I just skipped them"Then what's the problem?I swear, 90% of today's stress is self-inflicted.
>>741757074They wasted budget and time with shit that made the game worse instead of making a new level or two. Even if you can skip them, the fact that they're there in the first place is the issue. I shouldn't need to have the option as a solution.
>can't let you fuck this, Star Fox
Lylat men exclusively belong to Venomian womenLylat women exclusively belong in the cuckqueen chair
>>741757371dang, wolf has a sister?
>>741748487RIP Star Wolf and Bill's N64 voice actor :(
>>741756191Why does no one have an explanation as for why they did this to Kat?I just want to know why they thought completely changing the character was a good idea? Did they give her deep lore on her falling in a vat of nuclear waste or becoming an addict to space meth?Why?
I also cannot believe the cope of people who think faye or miyu are going to show up, god forbid even algy. I shudder to imagine what they would do to the star fox 2 designs
>>741757591This is war. No place for pretty pink pussies with pretty pink pussies.
>>741757591They probably thought a Stacy pink cat wouldn't work with the realistic art style and tone.
Isn't starfox literally just killzone?
>>741757974Fuck them their "tone" sucks ass, in fact 64's tone mogs tf out of theirs
>>741757591
>>741759668>>741757953>"Katt... Where'd you go?"
Anyone going to Nintendo Store NY/SF?
>>741748487new VA suck
>>741757591>>741757953>>741757974>>741759668that's supposed to be a cat????
>completely misses the point of redesign
>>741756017Why are you such a gay retarded nigger?
>>741760034It's shameful how much Nu-Katt art makes her too pretty. She should be a meth addict from Florida, not a pretty white cat with funny eyes.
>>741761301Coomers gonna Coom
>>741756137The Twitter add cuts it off. The full line comes across more like a taunt.>"We're Star Fox.. Tell your boss we're coming for him!"
What if the Macbeth boss suddenly started dropping swear words and slurs
>>741748487>Can't let you do that, Saar Fox
>>741765219checked and keked
>>741752242>cornball overdonesincerity comes off as cringe to zooms
>>741752242We have a bunch of furries flying in space, shooting everything BAD and going to destroy the evil BAD guy.It's as corny as it gets. Trying to mellow down the voice acting and make everyone sound more "relatable" and "realistic" does not suit the game at all. Rob64 is fun and campy with his overly robotic voice from the original; in the new one he sounds like he's trying to explain to his boss why he's late with a report.
>>741766271Listen to the Japanese version. Then come back and post again. ROB always sounded like what you're complaining about because in Japanese. Robots like ROB just have voices like that.
>>741766376>Listen to the Japanese version.Why? We're talking about the English dub, weeaboo.
>>741766376https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KnXFN4SVO3QAll I'm hearing is cheesy (in a good way) robotic acting, only with a Japanese voice actor this time.
>>741756191the one that will take me to my end?
>>741767371>lolicatgirls
>would you Andrew?
>>741767926>Andross' nephew>Means Andross has siblings>They are on board with having their son join their genocidal bro's armyWhy isnt this followed up on?
>>741748487I finally played Star Fox 64 for the first time last night (via the PC port), did 2 runs and got the true end on my second run through. It was a pretty good time, way easier than the SNES game (which I 100% in the past) but I was still engaged trying to figure things out. Gonna play it some more to try the other stages I didn't get to try.
>>741769728Space Dollars must be a dedicated currency for high-value transactions that's stable and low inflation, because there's no other way Fox charging 64 Space Dollars per kill, regardless of whether it's a huge spaceship, tiny fighter, ground vehicle or a priority enemy target makes sense. Like, surely, one of those weird tank things has to be a lot less valuable than even a fodder single seater space fighter, right? And that space fighter that dies in a couple shots has to be less valuable than the stuff you really have to wail on.This is something that even Space Invaders and Galaga got right almost 20 years prior. It just seems weirdly lazy for Nintendo to fail to assign different ships different cash values to make your score at the end of the game look more impressive.
>>741770568Is it counting units destroyed, or hits?Because the game does reward more hits for large enemies and especially bosses
Why is the Arwing so big now?
WHERE. IS. THE. CREATOR?
>>741772181He died of Ligma.
>game releases tomorrow>mail order status is still "expecting">am EU cuck so there's a heat warning meaning potential delaysIf it doesn't arrive at my local depot today I guess i'll have to wait a little longer.
>>741772460I hope your game cart melts in the back of the dhl truck
>>741772565Hey, fuck you buddeh!
>>741773196I'm not your buddeh, guy.
>>741772068If anything, I thought the old Arwings were unrealistically small. They're actually still a little small if you compare them to an actual fighter jet.
https://www.metacritic.com/game/star-fox/
>>741775957oof
>>741775980Been there, done that.
>>741775957>higher than ZeroA good start.
>>741748487he sounds so bored in the remake
>>741748487>official merch using the classic cartoony look, instead of the new onethey know
>>741776339they all do! Well, the main cast, some of the enemies sound at least serviceable. It's such a downgrade man.Even the shiny new graphics are a problem, they make the action harder to read. How do you fuck this up man
>>741775957reminder that metacritic these days counts literally who blogs. People need to stop paying attention to averages and read actual reviews and see who is a decent critic and who isn't.Like, "Vooks - Australia's Nintendo Community"(note that they call it community, no pretense of any integrity beyond being fans) gave it a 10/10, which enters the average. Surely they have a healthy critical distance to Nintendo products, huh.
>>741749703Kewl
Here’s the English voice cast:
>>741778156Oh no. She's no longer Monroe
>>741749190new ending
>>741778156>James voices his killerFunny.
>>741779380>Brittany CoxNEVERESCAPINGTHE STREET RAT WHORE ALLEGATIONS
>>741777759If you do read what's said, the vast majority of the middling scores' criticisms boil down to it being the same game, and the lowest score just calls the genre outdated. It's about what I expected from a Remake which presented itself as not deviating from the original very much in terms of gameplay or level design.
>>741748487Good job Wolf!>>741777908
>>741780239and on top of that, the voice acting is bad, and the shinies are sometimes a hindrance in combat (I think Gamespot mentioned that as well)people can do what they want, but I'm not dropping 60 bucks on that
>>741756191And that someone is gooning over this Katt
>>741756046>this user has been banned for doing that
good news! you dont have to buy the game anymorejust watch someone else play it for you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SF18oz0H8-0forgot link
>>741780746and then post online how you played the game and love the gameI hate this fucking world we live in man
>>741780458Those complaints feel a bit less consistent (weirdly the voice work has gotten less shit, even some praise, from a quick glance that I'd have expected from what I've heard), but yeah, I'm not trying to sell the game to anyone. You basically know what you're getting into and whether $50-60 seems fair to you.
>>741757591Her not being pink anymore is literally and unironically most likely because the devs thought "this game has a realistic artstyle and cats can't have pink fur" while the drug addict look was either accidental or they went out of their way to make her not pretty to avoid even the fainted possibility of getting another Krystal
>>741779380Nobody in the credits has their surname moron
>>741756191just got a notification from amazon that my copy of Starfox has been delivered but I'm being a wage slave so I can't play until later
>>741780956what, you can't show the world you enjoy a game?
They ruined the final boss design, more practical and less creepy
>>741781350That bg3?
>>741781350what the fuck
>>741781135fair enough
>>741781350this is what happens when you hand off your game to a western studiochrist
>that Train Track track
>>741772068My problem is more about the proportioning of the cockpit and the main thruster. The cockpit canopy is too tall and the thruster's too small and looks downright anaemic in flight. Also where's the landing gear?
>>741755473correct
>>741781350I don't mind the biomechanical look for the brain, but the boss arena itself took a huge hit for both the true and fake final bosses.
looking at the train level, they have removed the visual feedback of you doing damage, it seems (hitting the train carts made a sound and had them flash red if you could damage it)why would you do that
What's the second Katt encounter? First one was Zoness, right?
There is simply too much soul in 64. Modern companies cannot remake such a thing.
>>741782142Sector Z, with the missiles coming at the Great Fox
>>741781082>or they went out of their way to make her not pretty to avoid even the fainted possibility of getting another KrystalWhich is a shame because Katt-type girls are the best type of female characters. They're a little flirty and fun but don't get in the way, don't take time away from important characters, and don't drag down the game with shitty, forced romance.
>>741748487>>741759739>camera zoomed all the way in on face, intense, feels like they are addressing YOU directly while sitting in a cramped cockpit>>741749394>zoomed out, 3/4 angle, feels like you're watching one of your boring friends play LoL on webcamNintendo fails to understand little things like this and walking back these good solutions just mount up into a pile of shit.
>>741750412PIGMA DICK!
>>741781350What ruins this for me is the stupid boss title. It didn't need that.
>>741782395thank you
>no fully rendered Katt model in the ending
>>741751353i look like this and talk like this
Fox after you kill Pigma
>>741782894kys
>>741784241Silence, bottom.
Is fox a chad or a cuck?
>>741767371we are too old for this world anon
>>741784283eat shit , faggot
>>741784120Why isn’t it Peppy saying this line? Does he still ignore Pigma completely?
the voice acting was a lot better on the 64
>>741784405It's possible to not have Peppy for that mission.
>>741784241It's okay sometimes to explore other scenarios where Fox is the top
>>741784405>>741784518https://youtu.be/rnyMUQLlZ8I
https://youtu.be/RRNipusw_5g?t=4055Holy fuck they completely butchered the credits. The classic theme doesn't even start playing until after Fox tells Pepper to fuck off, and then instead of them running along the sunset it's just the Arwings flying in a static formation. AND THEN THEY DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO HAVE GREAT FOX RISE FROM THE HORIZON WHEN THE PART OF THE SONG SPECIFICIALLY MEANT FOR THAT PLAYS
>>741784096Anon please, how do I achieve this look?
>>741784569They are going to completely ruin the soulful credits for OOT aren't they
why would a futuristic space ship have a pilot rather than be a drone?
>>741781350this is way cooler though
Do we still have that silly lylat language to choose from?
>>741784674Do you have any idea how drones work?
>>741782395She also shows up at Macbeth and helps hit a few switches if you take that route from Zoness.
>>741784793Nta but there are autonomous drones. Really the difference boils down to size. Both are flying metal without skin bag sitting behind a wheel.
>>741784573Easy, just like, replace your body with a robot one!! ^_^
>>741784362Hey, I'm not a faggot. I can just tell though, you're a free-use service bottom. More power to you, is all I'm saying
my favorite version of Androsshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yuluQIiK-c
>>741784565Whoa, your allies actually fight back aggressively. I saw slippy tailing Andrew a few times there. Not bad.
>>741784831Oh, interesting. Still, they showed Bill in the credits, but not Katt, damn
>>741785131What about that weird bombaclaat-ass sounding Andross from Adventure? I recently rewatched the final boss sequence and apparently memory holed it. Fucking hilarious
>>741748487Why people were memeing on this line?Was it the “ what the heck?”>>741749469Picked up 2 copies, i will gift it to my nephew
>standard half assed modern anime dubbing>but now with more lines of dialogue added so you have to hear even more garbage
watching a JP stream right now, the JP dub seems way better than the ENG one at least
So who are the new VAs?
>>741782421>>741781082>>741757591It's weird because you can sort of get that they knew Kat SHOULD be feminine given she winks when talking to Falco and they kept her jingle but they couldn't seem to commit either way>>741772068Planes are fucking huge
>>741786271nobodies I think:>>741778064>>741778156
>>741785404Zoness and Katina are mutually exclusive on any playthrough though; you could never have both Bill and Katt fly with you in the credits.
>Peppy considered adding Katt to the crew.Maybe in dlc?
>>741784120Isn't it odd how most pigs are evil in video games?
>>741786925what are you, some kinda SWINE sympathizer?!
>>741784565>wolf's gang aren't wearing cyborg parts after their first defeatlaaaame
>It's literally the same game from decades ago again but worse
>>741786490ah yes, fluf- i mean replayablity. thanks for heads up
>>741748487>confirmed that the VAs phoned it in.https://youtu.be/Q8Q_NhewTRI?t=1665Ruined MacBeth.That's it. Replace them all with AI, NOW.
>>741788736>>>/vg/Or better yet, blow your brains out.
they kept Katt's cute jingle despite her looking mangy and diseasedthey really didn't know how to handle this
>developer: Velan Studios>Mario Kart Live>Knockout City>Hot Wheels Rift Rally>Bounce Arcade>Midnight Murder ClubNintendo really just handed Starfox to the developers of that irl remote-controlled Mario Kart thing huh..
>>741784565>>741781350The design makes more sense than just a giant brain and organic eyeballs floating around with zero life support.Also this Andross's voice is a lot more bombastic like you'd find in the voices in the original game. So it gets points there too.On the flip side, I'm expecting to see a patch where you get more Nova Bombs during the first form of Andross that looks tedious as fuck.
>>741789049western devs, go figure
>>741789196yup. Bro if they handed off OoT to westoids as well...
>>741789082Studio was founded by the same people that founded Vicarious Visions - that studio was purchased by Activision Blizzard and was going to be put on backup support for their normieslop so they left and formed Velan. There's a decent amount of experienced talent at the studio.
>>741788736>"That was our best explosion yet!">Everything is just moving the conversations around using watered down millennial voice acting.>The only one who sounds remotely close to original is PeppyThey did all of this because they're scared of one fucking character, it's gutwrenching.
Why did /v/ reject starfox adventures?
>>741789298JP dub is way better at least. Very anime, but that's the spirit of Star Fox.no idea if you can mix and match languages wrt text/speech tho
>>741789356Because that was bad too. Every game after it including this demake was literally a coping mechanism for how much damage it did. It's like I'm watching them devalue what was good about the series just to make the mistake look less bad.
>>741789196hey I like this crack-whore version of Katt.it's quite charming.
>>741772181Imamura retired.
>>741789675it's something new, at least
>>741789554>no idea if you can mix and match languages wrt text/speech thoNo idea how you can take an already existing in english game, complete with all the tones/emotions and voice acting examples and then botch it. You actually have to try to do bad.
>>741748487so much soul compared to modern game. Only one of comparable quality is Peppy
>>741789356because /v/ hates on everything. Idc, I enjoyed SFA>>741789774yeah some lines are delivered like they're talking around the watercooler in an office, not being in active combat. It's so pathetic
>>741778064FUCKING MICK? he really did some power moves to get involved
>>741789851even he is weak, consider the lineread of "trust your instincts" in Meteos. He just...says it, with zero emphasis in the remake. In the original, there was energy behind it, because he was encouraging Fox/the player to get the warp gates, there was a whole "you can do it!" element to it
>>741789356Because it’s an unfinished RareWare game posing as a Star Fox game.
are Fox and Krystal the Cloud and Tifa of nintendo?
>>741789285>There's a decent amount of experienced talent at the studioSure doesn’t look like it when looking at their games
>>741789356it wasn't very good and also was very obviously just a different game that they thought wouldn't sell well so they slapped in some star fox references and called it a day
>>741790002Did Fox ever crossdress like Cloud?
>>741789934Mick? Is he some internet VA or something?
Is Falco an incel?
>>741789298>First monkey sounds more like a nasally shonen protag than a militant fanatic>Meteo boss doesn't drip sardonic sarcasm when 'surrendering'>Leon lacks the arrogant professionalism>the entire Macbeth trainPeppy is like the only good takeaway, here and there. I feel like it's mostly in the accent.But it just boggles my mind, how the new deliveries are mostly all so tone deaf. So anemic. It's like they struggle to come off as not dead pan, or feign any emotion and energy.
>>741790416he fucked Katt, how is he an incelhis entire character is the cocky, arrogant playboy archetype
>>741789082>Mario Kart LiveYoiko messing around with it sold me on it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VB7ST55UxdcOfficial Nintendo Content BTW
>erm...he's right behind me isn't he?
>>741790031mercurysteam were jobbers before nintendo got to them btw
>>741790662The game is full of Marvel quips
Why is Falco not racist against monkeys anymore?
>>741772068That’s much closer to the size of a real fighter jet. You wouldnt believe how big an F-22 is in reality.
>>741790416>Final wolf fight on andross >all I feel is the want is for Fox to shut the fuck up with the commentaryIt's not that the only need to learn how to write, they need to learn how not to. They need to learn how to respect the silence.
>>741790786fuck, man
>they got rid of the Train Engineer's southern accentGarbage
>>741790953>It's not that the only need to learn how to write, they need to learn how not to. They need to learn how to respect the silence.they yap all the way through the warp in Meteos, too. the whole thing was awesome because it was trippy and weird, and fucking SILENT
>>741748487>cant let you poop that, shart sock
>They got rid of HERE COME THE LITTLE HYENAS NOWNO. HIT THE BREAKS!? I. CAN'T. STOP ITTTTTTTTTT-. . . +50+50+50+50
>>741784565golem get ye gone
The one good change I've seen is that a mass of fighters appears when Fox is about to "go it alone" on Venom, giving the squad an actual reason to stay behind - fighting them off. I always thought real bros would have gone after Fox anyway even if he said he'd do it on his own
>>741790786>Marvel QuipsWhat's with this forced meme?
>>741789934Power move Pigma
could Fox beat someone in a fist fight though?
>>741790961They knew no southerner is actually smart enough to be a train conductor.
THEY'VE BROKEN THROUGH THE SECOND LINE
>>741791298It's not just his legs I see.
>>741749469I will probably do the worst route on my first run just to see everyone get depressed. I will get the bomb go off on Fitchina and let the Sector X boss knock slippy away.
Shogun doesn't scream anymore.
>>741791848I like the way you think, anon. Now that I think of it, I don't believe I've fucked up either of those stages in decades.
>>741791991t-too gruesome and violent, please understand
>>741791991Engineer doesn't scream "I CANT STOP IIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!"
What the fuck happened to voice acting? It's all fucking garbage.
>>741791991He also doesn't say cocky little freaks
>>741792464Soulless
>>741792464He doesn’t scream when he dies?
THEY TOOK OUT THE MOST ICONIC ANDROSS LINE WHAT THE FUCK
i wish the voice acting was on par with the graphics.
>>741792615Nope, he's completely silentThey actually fucked this shit up bro
>>741792615Oops, nevermind. >>741791991
>>741792631>No "ONLY I HAVE THE BRAINS TO RULE LYLAT!">they gave Fox a Tony Stark quip instead Just fucking kill this series off please I'm so tired
>>741792631Yeah this shit sucks I ain't buying this.
>>741792748Star Fox command is still the worst.
>>741792631>>741792748He still says it but only after the fight has started for some stupid reason
>>741791991but does he still cumming for ya?
>>741749190it's incredibly "generic anime character" voice acting
This makes me have low expectations for the Ocarina of Time remake.
>>741792631>This isn't the face-off I had in mind, Andross!I can't wait to see the fans' reaction to that line
>>741792631>>741792748He still says it mid fight, "Only I have the brains to rule the Lylat System"Anyway I think making him a bot is dumb, and taking out the Boss B music from the escape sequence for something more dramatic is dumb
>>741792926I had no hopes for that
>>741790786>Marvel quipsYou retards are trying too hard now. If the original was release today you would shit on it for being annoying and being filled with marvel quips.
>>741792748>>741792631He says it right as the fight starts you dumbasses
>>741792926>Directed by Aunoma
>>741781350>>741792631What’s with the Zelda style boss introduction text?
>>741787773They probably did this just so them suddenly not being cyborgs in Assault makes sense.
>>741792885NopeThey literally replaced every single iconic line the Shogun Boss had except for "Don't party just yet" and changed his personality to be "I am an honorable warrior!"
>>741793197RIP Cocky little freaks
>>741793114It's actually something they brought back from the 3DS remake.
Apologize to Starfox Zero
what is the in-universe reason that Andross is just a brain?
>>741793007>sour grapes babble
>>741766271>Trying to mellow down the voice acting and make everyone sound more "relatable" and "realistic"the problem is the events of the game means that the animated readings ARE the relatable and realistic readingsyou're not going to sound like you're waiting in line when you're about to be shot down, or crash your train into a giant armament facilitytoned down sounds flat and emotionless
>>741793197His portrait animation pulling back the throttle as he was launching was a nice touch.
>>741793197>that weak ass explosionthis shit SUCKS
>they got rid of the Engineer's Southern Accent>but kept the Zoness Boss' pirate one
>>741793007>i-i-i-i-if it c-c-c-came out t-t-t-todaySomeday maybe you brainless redditors will get the memo that this moronic argument doesn’t work.
>>741793197I'm sure it's more accurate to the original japanese but holy shit the voice actor just sounds so bored
>>741793448White people would complain they're being mocked.
>>741793406He used to be regular sized monkeyGot banished to Venom for almost causing the Lylat System to become extinct Did a bunch of fucked up science experiments on himself and ended up as a giant brain as a result
>>741778064ricepirate bros...WE WON!
>>741793448They’re afraid of the CajunCHAD Engineer
>>741793372>"Sorry we remade sf64 with puppets but not the style, this time we'll do the opposite (except we're still remaking sf64)">>741793406He's not just a brain he's a Krazoa Spirt
>>741793446YuuuuuuuuuupThe game lacks any Oomph. Look at the train explosion now
>>741792956>and taking out the Boss B music from the escape sequence for something more dramatic is dumbI just saw that, it's terrible. no sense of urgency, but going four maudlin sentimentality. THE DIALOGUE IS SUPPOSED TO BRING THAT YOU CUNTS
>>741786925such as?
>>741793406Andross is like Dr. Wheelo in the second DBZ movie.
>>741793696The cartoony voice acting was so much better.
>>741793678Star Fox Adventures remake when?
>>741793007It's just snoys running yet another demoralization campaign like they do against all Nintendo games
>>741793185Still could have given them bandages or something. Not like it would have saved this game though.
>>741793795The original sounded like the voice actors were having fun This sounds like a generic anime dub payday
fuck it I'll buy it anyway. I don't care. I used to play it all the time with dad. I need the slop
>>741792956>>741793703Fox also barely looks around at the end, you can't even tell he's trying to see if his father is really there. Instead he just looks in the direction of Venommy god man, how do you fuck this up
>>741783036Perky Nipples XD
>>741793882zoomers think sincerity is cringe, the delivery needs to be a flat neutral at all times or it's not "realistic"
>>741787773It was always odd though since they'd have the injuries even if you did not do their first encounter - which is typical on the hard path playthrough
do fox and falco have robotic legs?
>>741793864Oh yeah it's absolutely lazy as fuck and I don't want to come across as excusing that.
>>741784647Without a doubt, this isn’t the 90s anymore sadly, we’re closer to the year 2050 than the year 1990.
>>741784303He's a chuck
>>741785404Guess I’ll post this too lol
>>741766376Making the English dub ape the Japanese one is a mistake. The 64 dub worked because it made the characters fit certain archetypes that English-speakers would recognize without making them sound like parodies of themselves.
>>741793953A lot seemed wrong with the ending.The Mission clear music takes a while to actually kick in after the escape, Slippy is just going on about how Andross's remaining forces are retreating instead of the enthusiastic "Way to go Fox!" In celebration, and the timing of the voice lines is off too - Fox replies to Peppy nothing is wrong instantly in the remake.
>>741789196Nice Kitty :D
>>741787773Holy mother of soulless
>>741793467>r-r-r-redditSomeday maybe you brainless faggots will get the memo that this moronic argument doesn’t work.
Why was Krystal on dinosaur planet to start with?
>>741794335I don't even want more Star Fox if Velan is going to be the ones making the games from now on.
>>741793197What the actual fuck was that? Holy shit this feels genuinely soulless, the dude screaming as he's fucking dying in the original had so much more oomph to it.And christ, "an honorable defeat"? The whole fucking point is that the Venomian commanders were self-serving scumbag bullies who didn't give a shit about stuff like honor, considering they always try to cheat and gloat at you. It made it more satisfying when they died because they just it was karma catching up to them in a violent, fiery explosion.
>>741792956You thought a floating brain, no life support or anything WASN'T stupid? As a mad genius? Did it make more sense that he was using Monkey Magic to keep his brain floating and his eyes moving around with electricity?
>>741789356It’s honestly amazing how after only two Rail Shooters it deviates into a Zelda Style game.With the over saturation of BOTW I’ve seen people say they want SFA to make a return and adopt the classic Zelda style. Is that still true /v/?
>>741788736>"No... wait... hit the brakes. I can't stop it."Fuck off. I'm not buying this shit.
>>741794684Yes, it was cooler. Also the psychedelic background was better for the first part of the fight.
>>741748487>NO FOX DON’T RAPE ME
>>741793837It's a tale as old as time, and it gets more apparent with every release.
>>741790786Why did they deliberately make the temple look like you're a mini arwing flying through a normal temple rather than an arwing-sized arwing flying through a gigantic temple?
>>741790002No, Cloud and Tifa are the Ryu and Chun Li of Square Enix.
Location Confirmed! :D Sending Supplies! :D
ok so voice director was Hari Leigh, who apparently also worked on Bananza and TotK - how did she(?) fuck this one up that bad? Or are the VAs just bad?
>>741794684>Did it make more sense that he was using Monkey Magic to keep his brain floating and his eyes moving around with electricity?Did you not realize that the final fight basically takes place inside a brain jar?
>>741795314The VA in those games are bad too.
>>741784674Star Fox was Nintendo's take on Star Wars which was George Lucas' take on WWII movies like The Dam Busters.
>>741795403I only played TotK in Japanese (Zelda's english VA makes me want to die), and though Bananza was fine. I guess Bananza doesn't have a specific tone to nail, so idk where her(???) skills top out
>>741795314TotK had horrible voicing (and script) too.Bananza was just down to Pauline's VA carrying it since she is the only one speaking an intellegible language
>>741790002That would be Link and Zelda
I am here to confess my sins.I like recent the homfa Star Fox X Ace Combat fan fiction
>>741796014...I am intrigued.
lol I like that the credit music is the same, and remember how it builds to a crescendo and the Great Fox appears? The music builds here to, only nothing happens.
why did Falco abandon the Star Fox team after 64?
>>741789298>millennial derangement syndrome
>>741796281Got bored, not enough work/cash. Thought he was a hot shot and, but the gang gig he landed wasn't much better.
>>741796182From what I've seen, the remake does so many little things wrong that it all adds up into one giant fuck up,
>>741793019Why are you fighting Andross inside an AMD graphics card?
>>741796281Slippy came on to him too many times
This is how Star Fox should have ended?
There’s a reason Nintendo has no new 3D Mario or Kart World DLC at the ready.
>>741792631>>741792934HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FUCKING FACEWHAT THE FUCK ARE THESE FUCKING LINES HOLY SHIT I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT
>>741796281Falco has a deathwish that Fox ain't enablin'
>>741796716Bruh you aren't understanding the joke.Andross took his face off when he became a brain.Face-offGet it.
>>741796281he had a midlife crisis
>>741796281>Hey, Fox, looks like you were able to get things done without me. If you don’t mind, I think I want to go it alone for a while.I think he just needed time to sort things out for himself. It was already four years since Andross at this point, and another four years between here and now. Falco is impatient, impulsive, and can be restless at times, so the times of peace weren't really sitting that well with him, I don't think.
>Koizumi is confirmed the producerApologize to Miyamoto now
>>741756191At least her voice in the remake sounds nice
>>741788736Lmao andross sounds like the angry omicron alien guy from futurama
>>741757591Because leftists have figured out that anthro women count as women too, and there can't possibly be a good looking attractive woman with a flirty attitude in an American-made game in 2026
>>741794268Sec with everyone
>>741749394...
>>741798021>politics out of nowhereGo back
what if falco keeps running from katt because he's scared that she's going to eat him
>>741798393Shut up, faggot. Don't try to act like you're some pure centrist you LARPing fagtroon.
>>741796164Google "Three Strikes & Black Skies"
>>741798557danke
>>741798464I think it's partially implied that Falco runs away from Katt so often because he wants her to be able to support herself without him always needing to be there to bail her out. I guess in avian terms, he's trying to force her out of the nest so that she'll spread her wings and fly on her own.
>>741793696That's some amateur hour shit, damn.
>>741798474I have a backbone, now take your spineless ass out back. I'd say blow your shit smooth off, but you're probably on a watch list and can't own a firearm
>>741798393No you can fuck off. He's right its only lefties who would give a fuck enough to change Katts design for no immediately conceivable reason and without a reason they're the most likely culprit, like in every other case of shit like that happening
>>741798910A japanese man was the game designer.
>>741798910Acting like a chud doesn't make you any less degenerate as the gayest tranny you filthy furry nigger
>>741798970Okay? And?
>>741799451You're a mentally ill faggot
COCKY LITTLE FREAKSI'M CUMMING FOR YAUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>741799605Says the furfag angry the cat is not sexy enough>>>/trash/
>>741778064>We're Star Fox No wonder he sounds so divine.
I can live with all the slightly different voices and them being less over the top but Leon not sounding like general Ackbar and Andross sounding like a smalltime cartoon villian is unforgivable
>>741799929Wouldn't it be funny if someone animated a Fox/Falco version of the Poly twins transformation haha I think that'd be pretty funny
>>741793696It's odd how explosion effects from 30 years ago are more appealing than this.
>>741799883Look man, you dont seem to understand, if you wouldnt dick down krystal or 64katt you're a faggot simple as that.
>>741773972im not your guy, fwiend!
>>741798348can't believe gummigoo was defeated by team star fox
>"who ARE you guiz!?!">"we're star fox... and you're history!">"you'll never stop androoooooosssssss">*cue over the top explosion*It's just that simple, if you need to do a faggy rewrite you can still change it and have it sound cool>"tell andross we're coming for him!"Fucking how? In Hell? This is the first mission you haven't killed Andross yet Fox you fucking retarded sperg
>>741791468Fuck you. Peppy and the train driver were good Southern characters specifically because they weren't depicted like idiot bumpkins.
is there a full Katt model to rip?
>>741800110>Leon not sounding like general AckbarHe never did, you colossal twat. Fuck off.
>>741801197i cant find any cutscene with her outside ship
>>741801197>two more weeks
Any evidence of the best Star Fox girls in the remake?
Is there still no route where you can meet both Bill and Katt?
>>741801687Not a chance in HFIL
>>741801197What’s a Tuggy?
>>741801212Well who am I thinking of with that deep quaking voice then?
>>741801761she pulls and twists and strokes so hard that she jelqs you. the feline pawpads, fur, and claws add some extra stimulation
So, does the expanded cutscenes and dialog make the cast more interesting? Does the worldbuilding of the Lylat system get expanded?
>>741793484>I'm sure it's more accurate to the original japaneseIt isn't.
>>741801971I think they are alright and tie the whole thing together better than Peppers short intros before, the voice acting is still shit
>>741756191>>741801197>>741801435Burned out catlady is the best thing ever
>>741791468trains have been running in the South for hundreds of years
>>741802208imagine that gravely voice purring, growling, and whispering in your ear with warm breath, capped off with a faint aroma of cheap corner store booze and old cigarettes as she gives you a guiltily good casual handjob behind some dusty ammunition crates in a backwater space station
>>741802208
>>741802510
>>741798393>what’s 2+2 and don’t say 4 I want an original answer
Katt? More like Skatt.
>>741757485Yeah,. her name's Loona O'Donnel
What did the official magazine mean by this
>>741749394YOOOOU'LL NEVER DEFEAT AAAANDROOOOSSSS!!!!!!
Are anons going to be posting their hit scores in the thread to see who is the best gamer?
>>741804386I'm not as much of a try-hard as I used to be, but I'll certainly share results. I'm expecting a small handful of Expert Challenges to be particularly tricky to nail so word-of-mouth tips may be shared/appreciated
>>741804024>>741804097>>741804180>>741804256japanese humor is so abstract..
let's settle this once and for alldoes fox look hot
>>741805159No. But he's never looked hot, also
>>741805159fluffy
>>741805159Yes>>741805421Wrong
The game releases at midnight EST right? So a little under 8 hours?
>>741805159he looks hot if you're into doughy bara gymbros i guess
>>741805159Kisses*
>>741748487>>741749190>>741749394would love to just see a playthrough that uses AI to replace the VA and the dialogue. it'll hold me over until we can hack the S2 and do it for real there
>>741798348why he blushing blud?
>>741806575uwu
Is there any new levels at all?
>>741807241Shit taste
>>741807476it's a 1:1 remake of 64.
>>741807476Yeah, the training level;)
>>741807812This is a blatant lie.
>>741808504It has additional cutscenes and different voice direction but in terms of gameplay, level layout, enemy placement, it's 1:1the optimal strategy to get a high score on Meteo is still to kill slippy so enemies spawn earlier, lmao
The game is more like 0.9X:1. It's more of a remake of the 3DS version, than 64, and 3DS wasn't 1:1 with the gameplay. A few nuances over 64, but otherwise identical. The changes are minute enough to fail to notice at all.I didn't care for art direction, and especially the sound of 3DS, and this one only improved on a few music tracks over the 3DS version. 3DS was disappointing but I can't overlook the mediocrity of 2026.
>>741796473ironic because the switch uses an old nvidia chipset
Does every Mission Accomplished end with Pepper justifying why you can choose your destination? Getting Mission Accomplished in Sector X then going to Titania just results in the game pretending slippy got knocked onto it anyway so curious how they handle that.
>>741756017he became a lust penis
https://youtube.com/watch?v=RRNipusw_5gFull cutscenes for anyone who hasn't seen them
>>741809873>youtube feed is full of "spoilers" of all the cutecenes and fights and whole game lets-plays are already outJust release it now ffs.
>>741807352Order the pizzas already.
>>741809873>this is worth $60
>>741757371It's >can't let you screw this starfox
Title-screens are a dead art
>>741810787Holy mother fucking god of soullessThese dipshit developers cant do a single thing right.
>>741810787To be fair, having the redesigned chicken-legged main cast stand on the titlescreen like in the N64 version would be incredibly offputting.
>>741810787SOULLESS
https://youtu.be/OMYP4wF4tNo
>>741810787Did they even bother making a title screen cinematic like Zero did?
>>741759756holy shit that's sad. i can already imagine the smell. it will be all men, mostly overweight, all smell bad, all adults. not a single child in sight
>>741759756Imagine the smell
>>741778064I swear Wolf sounded like Steve Blum
does Wolf still tell Starfox not to get too cocky?
>it's literally just a HD texture pack for Starfox 64>not even developed by Nintendolmao tendies are hopelessthis should have been free for anyone that already owns the n64 game
>>741791991That sucks ass, he screams bloody murder in Japanese in the original. It really felt like listening to a pilot in their final moments
>>741810787This is beyond soulless I also hate how modern title screen don’t have the year the game released. Minor nitpick of mine. Without looking it up. Does anyone here remember when Kirby Forgotten Land released?
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1921490/Wild_Blue_Skies/Clone DF shilled.
>>741801929:(
>>741812639Like 4 years ago.
>>741787773I actually like this, it made no sense that they have their implants in the Venom fight if you didn't shoot them down on Fichina (a level most people skip when they get good). Maybe in the remake they're fucked up cyborgs if it's the second time you fight them on a playthrough
These threads could be better>>741605174>>741626747>>741632556>>741633971>>741634819>>741643964
>>741812262He still says all his famous lines, they just don't hit the same because he isn't a posh British asshole anymore
>>741804097>have FTL, laser weaponry and gravity manipulation tech>still doesn't have IFF
Even cute anthros can't escape the uglification of characters geg.>>741802208This was a good show until the fucking piss episode... Which I was watching with the entire family. Holy shit that was awkward WTF were they thinking!??! IF I wanted to watch bigmouth I would've switched over.Not gay but the mc and dad cat definitely had some sexual tension going on. No wonder kids get groomed these days when media is full of vaguely homosexual themes.
From what I've seen of the Voicecast, Hunter Peterson & Brittany Cox did the best work overall. The others were either weak, or inconsistent with their characters.
>>741812352The charge shots literally function differently. Charge is slightly faster, blast radius larger. That's just one example
>>741812352Its a huge graphics improvement. The VAs should commit seppuku out of shame, tho.
>>741817795The art style is what matters not the graphics.
Boughted
Just bought it. Remastered music got me.
>>741767371Dude, are you legit 50?
>>741790192Old newgrounds e-celeb. Pretty boring guy all things considered, just ignore that anon.
>>741818221boughthog
>>741778064>"Just to let you know, James: that was a power move." RicePigma
>>741786925Orcs and fantasy monsters are usually pig-like in Japanese media.
>>741818265How embarrassing lmao
>>741790565he didn't fuck katt
>>741793430Yeah a lot of the portrait animations are actually really well done and soulful. The voice acting is just so unbelievably bad though that it drags everything else through the mud with it.
>>741807241behead all normalfags
>>741818265You can listen to music on youtube you dingdong.
I just want more gay weight gain art of the Star Fox men at this point. Games are dead, but the fanart is so fucking good when it hits.
>>741794060If only it was possible for them to have fixed this oversight in the remake...oh well, maybe we'll have the technology sometime in the next decade
>>741820123Can just headcanon that by avoiding them and doing the normal/hard route the corneria military regroups enough to btfo star wolf
>>741756017Because he's literally BUILT for lizardman cock
>>741821840I thought he was built to BE lizardman cock.
>>741822926That too
Sorry Wolfie boy
I really like the new Zoness theme
I....CAN'T....LOOOOOOOSE
>>741810787I really hate the minimalist style Nintendo is shoving in every fucking game
>>741832902It's less minimalist and more lazy. They couldn't even bother licensing a proper font and instead used Helvetica.
Imagine Pigma, heaving, on top of you, and thrusting away as his smegma caked corkscrew pumps, pulsates, and drills deeper and deeper
>>741834437why would i imagine that when i could imagine wolf
>>741834883because you need ugly bastard rape correction
>>741835002I hate how pigma of all characters got a glow-up
>>741834437Krystal hands typed this post
>>741834883this except with numerous lizard men
>>741781350kinda cool desu
>>741834437Pigma balls
we could have had this
IS IT OUT HOW DO I RESTART SWITCH?
>>741793406Basically he's an example of a boltzmann brain.
>>741835697we literally did get this
>>741756017Is this like uh, a fan animation? Can you give me its location so I can avoid it?
I bought the 3DS version because I'm not getting a switch 2. How good is it?
What was the sector Y unlock point to getting to aquas anyway? I remember only ever being able to get there once as a youngin' and yet I'm being offered to go there on my first run through the remake.
its a mixed bagthe portrait animations are excellent and add a lot but many of the lines fall pretty flat
>>741837710100+ hits, that's all.
>>741756191>>741802208>You must like them older women, huh?>The ones that have that rugged, aged beauty>Weathered by years of experienced beyond your own>Those, tired breasts...
>>741837791Damn I must of sucked ass
>>741781350Mostly disagree. The brain looks creepier, though the eyes look a bit more lame.
So it's over. No full in-game model anywhere
>>741837653It's not the best way to play SF64 (that's the recomp). But it's still a good one.
>>741838159Why would they even bother? I'd assume all the playable pilots would just have their upper halves modeled for their cockpit poses.
Will she ever come back?
>>741838451no. Nintendo doesnt want to appeal to "that" audience and she sucks.
>>741749903You spent money to experience 1/3rd of your own purchase?Retard.
>>741838364We got full view of Bill
>>741749903His lines are mostly the same, but he doesn't try at all>I can't stop itSay it aloud. That's exactly how he does it. No long scream.
>>741838159Use your imagination and fill in the blanks, you civilian Be the change you want to see or whatever
>>741752264These voices aren't grounded, they're just plain bad
>>741793696
>>741819601These are the people who are seething about the models by the way
>>741837776I think the lines are way too subdued and casual. Like when Fox gets back from blowing up Andross, everyone is just like "oh cool, neat." Instead of going "HOLY FUCKING SHIT, YOU MADE IT BACK? FUCK YEAH!" There was ostensibly no excitement in their voice. In the original everyone sounds genuinely excited that Fox survived, even Falco.Still, it's better than Zero by a lot. Probably on par with the 3DS version.
>>741795314totk has ear rape anime aids voice acting
she doesn't look bad
>>741837653IMO it's solid, I like the visuals and while the lines are redone with slightly worse takes they used all the original VAs from 64.The problem is the hardware its on, the Circle Pad just sucks ass for precise shooting, and gives me a cramp.
>>741839006?
>>741837653>BoughtI have to ask, why not just hack your 3DS? At any rate, it's a good version. No major complaints, and it's a pretty good port of the N64 version.
>>741838451I wish
>>741793696All they had to do was have the train go in a bit farther and disappear from view, wait a couple seconds, then blow up the building. I think the train looks great running into all of the stoppers. It feels like it has real weight. Then it hits the building with as much force as a peanut hitting a brick wall. The 'Kite" just puffing out of existence is the cherry on top. What a let down.
>>741749469I already saw someone go through the entire game though pacifist type run. He ended up looking like an idiot and had to abandon that idea on bolse.
First time playing the game in years and I'm already doing the hard route
>>741839193>The 'Kite" just puffing out of existence is the cherry on topIt hits the wall and breaks into pieces as the train drags it into the depot. It did the same thing in the original.Funny that they chose that detail of all things to remain completely faithful to, despite now having the opportunity to make it far more impressive of a kill.
>>741839014Oh cute. Source? (I mean the exact moment in game)
>>741838451after this remake fails? probably not
>>741838451she would become bogged by the nu-style anyway. there's nothing wrong with the nu-style, it's just that it's built for a cartoony saturday morning cast like star fox used to be, before rareware designed a sex vixen at miyamoto's uncouth request.her entire sex appeal is in the body, nothing more.
>>741748487https://youtu.be/OUfYIMIjHKw>33. Sentou Kaishi 01:07:12Yes, I am lonely and want to play videogames, starfox!!!!
>>741839585i believe its the character viewer mode
why does Krystal even like Fox?
>>741840053>Miyamoto looked at Berri from CBFD and went "Rare-san, make brue fox with big tits like sqwuirrel!"
Just finished my first playthrough, got the true ending. Honestly I liked it alot. The cutscenes were decent and even the soulful runnign at the end that I heard alot of complaining about was still in the game as a homage right before the actual credits, so it wasn't removed COMPLETELY at least.
>>741840520Oh thank you.Good thread everyone, see you in the next one
>>741840564Sometimes a female fox just happens to like a male fox.
>>741748487https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQL3VMM7vas
>>741840564animal pheromones
