Little froggo EditionWelcome to /vg/'s nexus for all Wizarding World and Harry Potter games, including Hogwarts Legacy, Hogwarts Mystery, Magic Awakened, and more!Magic Awakened Social Club Name: InnominatusNewest Game Informationhttps://www.hogwartslegacy.com/https://www.magicawakened.com/>HL Optimization Guide:https://steamcommunity.com/app/990080/discussions/0/3761104682796211237/https://pastebin.com/1jT29r47>HL Mods (if a mod you're looking for is not on nexusmods, ask around the thread for it)https://www.nexusmods.com/hogwartslegacyhttps://rentry.org/Non-NewtonianMods>/hpgg/ Movie Night Cytubehttps://cytube.implying.fun/c/hpggParty>HL Vocaroo Collectionhttps://pastebin.com/wiADsJcC>HL Student Profiles & Writing Referenceshttps://avatarizeme.neocities.org/hogwartsy2book/https://rentry.org/hpggwriting>HL & MA Character Homework Sheetshttps://rentry.org/hpggSheets>Download the Books, Movies & Video Game Serieshttps://pastebin.com/98qgXgtQ>HPHM Archivehttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/u/0/d/1JXrVhDXN7yPs648K34zdTAtJDtIO4cHvY-hPB8dx8Ls/htmlview>Snydebooru - HPHM Arthttp://snyde.booru.org/index.php>Fanfic/Greentext & Asset Compilationhttps://mega.nz/folder/y341GCRD#gV7Ux8yCUxgf9eBtKDqzRghttps://imgur.com/a/Evbm0gu>HPHM Blender Modelshttps://mega.nz/folder/sMQSwY6C#_qJGnRfM9A8zbJkzFfPFwwhttps://mega.nz/folder/pRYDFSZY#q_Fgwpsju2FYv3ooO4mf7Q>Griffin's Guide for Asset Extractionhttps://drive.google.com/file/d/1-Pm8Kk0IwBvWpZu0ODprAgEhRYRUwok1/view?usp=sharing>Fangames>HPHM Visual Novelhttps://twitter.com/UntoldHogwarts>An Interaction with Merulahttps://mega.nz/file/i7ZyUJ6J#nGp2fzVh64ZyHMNV2Cf8BXEviDXLJi0kv2ZBrL67yWs>Unity Gamehttps://mega.nz/file/KT5WFQ7K#cNHNtnb7thJIjgp2TGxqOHPLLP4_rOJ8lr_Trj9maM0>"A Very Meru Christmas"https://mega.nz/file/r7hEkS7K#NRZ9ghh1ipt79Y6luVzzETdzbsSlwUPz3oPJ-4jIme0>Pokemeru mod (download pokeabby in f95)v-null.itch.io/poke-meruPrevious Thread: >>483235438
Reposting here for the task skippers.
Shooting up the owlery
PENNY!
>>483675865Should be potions teacher
>>483675917Her potions were too strong.
>>483675917Not canon so never ever
>>483676215HM is the only true canon.
>>483676215We're in the EU okay all this stuff is noncanon but kinda linked when it wants to be. Brexit doesn't happen until after MA is set.
>>483675601Rowling sisters... we can't stop winning
>>483675601fwogi
>>483680590She can't say they suck.
>>483680590Was Succession good?
>>483680590It's going to be funny hearing the usual crowd rant about boycotting the show because muh transphobe author only for it to be a smash hit
>>483682684I'm not a video game so it's doomed to fantastic beasts numbers
>>483680741Kinda, but a political soap opera has nothing in common with a series about the routine of a magic school. They should have hired our boys - Benioff and Weiss.
Is it morally right to keep chocolate frogs by the fireplace? I think they'd suffer.
>>483675917Who is the MA potion teacher?
>>483690157They're (in)animated objects, you're just wasting them.>>483690408Slughorn.
>>483690408Slughorny.
This sounds like slave trade, kek
>>483690408Daniel.
This is what happens when I have more than 10 fps.
>>483690691[post implying a homosexual relationship]
Winter Witch Cassandra my beloved.
>I get low tier GM teammate with average cards at lvl 14>they get two GMs with every card being 18Right...
>>483695085Those two are known whales well deserving of your vitriol.
>>483680590>not the teenage bounty hunter showrunnerCringe.>>483682684Will it be a smash hit? I mean it’s a HBO max exclusive show that’s a rerun of the plot of the books. I know Harry Potter is a big name but it’s still a hard sell. I think it’ll likely get buzz and a successful first season because people will be curious but then it’ll taper off. There is no way this show will be strong for seven years.
Sorry for turning you down, dancing is basically unplayable during the event except the daily challenges.
>>483695490Do you lag that badly?
>>483695576Open-world, Bewildering Blooms, Personal Space with the elf and Event Dance Halls (even worse when I have 0/500 gold) are all torture.
>>483695085You swore fealty right?
I just noticed there is a size select now which changes your... size. Is this new or did i just never saw it?
>>483695854It's the year 4 body, new from this season, body 2 gives you a taller frame with a smaller head.
>>483695672Well that's a damn shame.
>>483695120Fortunately, the dog girl can help me do just that >>483695810No. She just manticore'd and mooncalf'd 90% of the game it was over before she could start steamrolling
>>483695993See that’s why they will never accept a queen ruler.
>>483675917she could've been apothecary owner in diagon alley or hogsmeade, that would've been neat
Why does Hagrid have Crucio in the recommended deck?
>>483699259To stun Ron.
>>483699259To teach disobedient brats.
>>483699259To make sure we help him with his fireseeds.
>>483700937Why's he need so damn many?
>>483700937is this a parody of firewater?
>>483702102
>>483702520>skibidi snyde >skibidi skibidi snyde>voldemort's language
damn, I just found out a extremely minor e-celeb I liked died and I’ve been crying for an hour.
>>483702102Beret-shitter anon is going to DIE
>>483703864whomst?
>>483703864Yeah, RIP Tomar aka TomaMoto.
>>483704131who will claim Jaxxy?
>>483704028Scott Henson. He was a indie wrestler but I mostly knew him as a cohost of let’s plays and watch alongs for YMS.
>>483704131Who would have guessed having 8 hearts would cause blood clotting issues?
>>483704131Wow they finally surrounded him, he supposedly took a few cops, who had families, down with him.
>>483675865I liked it when she spiked my drink, that was cool. It was so unexpected too.>>483704739RIP tomar, I heard he was trying to run away to start a family with his secret lizard love.
>>483707787so did she get a job or is she still sucking dick behind the 3 Broomsticks
>>483707787Not even the cutest witch with short hair.
>>483708530They are equally cute!
>>483708530Weird Mega
>>483705337You simply weren't powerful enough for her potions. Get good.
>>483708913Mega barely counts as a witch, she's more of a cuntboy
>>483709092No I want her to do it again.
Is there any male option in MA that's not a twiggy, skinny, weak soft boy
>>483709218YOU're a cunt, boy.
>>483675917Any talented potioneer worth their salt would be out in the real world making bank like Harry's ancestors instead of going back into academics. It's like training to be a chemist and becoming a highschool teacher instead of working for Monsanto or Glaxosmith Kline or becoming a druglord
>>483709597ferme ta chatte toi. fucking troon
is mega a pooner or a trooner?
>>483708035She will be a house wife sucking MC's cock behind the 3 broomsticks.
what is it about mega that draws such vitriol. It's not like she's any more autistic than the rest of you.
>>483709934>Mega is a troonPff really? That's hilarious!
>>483710129Neither, I'm perfectly comfortable with my god-given sex.>>483709770Not if they aspire to teach.Penny seems to be the sort to prefer the social aspect of teaching.>>483710854No, I'm not.
>>483709491No.
>>483709491Colby
>>483710793She doesn’t even draw vitriol in general, there’s just like one obsessed turbo sperg who won’t shut up about it.
>>483694583WHERE IS HER ALT DANCE OUTFIT I PAID FOR THE CARD TWO SEASONS AGO
>>483712386It feels like two or three but maybe I just don't want to believe one single person could be that deranged.
>>483712438>Gave money to a fake anime Chinese scam gameYou deserved getting your money stolen.
Oh it's Hannah.
>>483712438Works on my machine :)
>>483712893..MONTANA!
Fluffed up take 2.
>>483712893Please don't start needless witch hunts.
>>483707787
>>483713932Imagine knowing what happens in Fortnite, couldn't be me.
>>483715556>Oh yeah this is peakLmao
>Willow yanks the dude from my whizbangsthis fucking game, dude
Club Events in 60 minutes.
>>483716827Mega...
>>483716925Mega before and after the surgery.
>NevillekeksI almost felt bad
>>483717416I'm so glad your brain transplant went well.
>>483718453>Didn't deny itLmao!
Dumb jannies banned me so I couldn't post the cool art I found
>>483717851Ismelda and Chiara are very much like me...>>483718565I made the joke that it was your surgery, so you could get a brain, but I guess you're too fresh off the table to understand the subtlety of such a stupid joke.I said multiple times that I'm not transexual.
>>483718779Harry Potter meets Future Trunks.
>>483718321>1488Very based Flav
>>483715351CUTE!
https://rentry.org/A_thing_about_deathWell, I don't feel any better after writing this. In fact, I feel really cringe sobbing like this. Like Jesus Christ I really am mourning some dude I never even met. I never thought I'd be the type to cry over a celebrity. >>483718786Bruh, what you from the 1980s? No one says transexual anymore. Well some do, but like, most peeps will just say they are or are not trans. >>483718779>>483718979I got banned for that too, it was pretty funny.>>483713932>>483716170The outfit is literally based on a chess board. >>483710854I love playing that deck, its mega cute.>>483709491In their defense, how many 13/14 year olds are bulky muscle men?
>>483720397I thought you knew I'm a cave-dwelling fossil.
>>483720397RIP Tomar...
I'm tired.
>>483722132I miss sleeping 8 hours straight.
>>483722484Pride Month is nearly over, you won't have to sleep gay any longer.
>>483722581Ummm I told you it's not a phase?
Club Dance starting now.
>>483723715Give it a rest.
>>483722287>why yes i love MCR how did you know
Club Quiz starting now.
>>483718979>deletedHuh? Since when did the b-word become a bannable offense?
>>483720397I can't believe Tomar is gone...
>>483715351I remember being shocked actually seeing this in a side quest. I always thought it was just a /hpgg/ meme.
>>483723353>>483726110Thank you for hosting.>>483716375It's better than your teammate accioing them out of it desu.>>483695854It makes your head smaller and body a bit taller. It's the better way.
The heat finally went away, who's up for a half round of golf?>>483618118Thanks Stranger.
>>483716375>>483728718You should be waiting to cast whiz bang when the tree pulls, time it on the trunk. We can’t control our tree but you can control your aim.
>>483726110Thank you for the events, Mega.>>483722287Someone ought to submit a Vampire Hunter D design.
>>483729902Why are the vampires hunting dicks?? I mean. Hot, but why?
>>483715351
So next thread we're fixing up the OP so the /omg/ guys can join in finally?
No.
>>483732253sorry, never happening. /omg/ has already got a good thing going on for them, no one wants to ruin their fun.
>>483732839Well sure, I thought they were the ones who wanted to move back in with us. We should still tidy up the OP, though. I might do it if no one beats me to it.
Every time you go awayYou take a piece of me with you
and every time we kiss i swear i can fly
Can't you hear my heart beat fast?I want this to last
>>483732253What we should do is remove all their links that are bloating our OP, no one use them
>>483738418awful idea, those are works of arts by passionate fans
I can't for the life of me find the 4th chess in the lake floor, am i blind!?
>>483516774Yes... a secret flavor... based off of the now no longer in action crystal pepsi dohoho>>483518329Yes they did a really nice job with the magic this time around, at least I think so. I didn't really use magic seriously in any of the souls games, but I did beat two and three dressed as ron weasley. I always had the same tactic to stay in character, where I would hide behind the person expecting help from me until we reached the boss and then I would use all my strongest magic and all my mana to obliterate the boss ehehe They made that play style much more easier in Elden Ring and there is a fun cheese build that works with a "Kamehameha" like move. I lost track of how many people I helped with a particular boss... >>483640251I bet you do... you strike me as someone who over thinks often and relishes in the rare chances their head turns off ehehe>>483611974After reading over what the card stands for I feel flattered. Thank you I suppose- >>483624954 I can certainly give it the old crayon try...>>483666470In their defense, the only people who ever gave me a tarot card reading seemed to have brain worms of some kind. I once spoke to some shaman or some other and he was really good at guessing certain things about me, maybe the closer you are to mental instability the more psychic powers the universe gives to you as compensation? >>483695854Oh can you show me the green one if possible? It looks cute... Oh and the white one too.
>>483740032Found it! i am fucking blind
>>483740424I like the girl's outfit here.
Reminder there are two new chapters: https://rentry.org/vf4rb(Not new if you already read them)>>483740060I have the urge to draw my card but I'm not sure I care enough>>483740424I would love a hime cut.>>483740767This one is cute.
>>483717851Ismelda, my love
>>483740767
>>483740424>Male gets the Kiwi haircutNani kore?
>>483741457
>>483741721>candles on headForget Gryffindor, these are clearly House Cawdor.
>>483740424yes, jrpg sci-fi chic just screams harry potter to me>>483740767disgusting peppermint ew ew ew>>483741457kinda bland innit>>483741721odd choice to just give people a habit.
>>483741457I like that this one is kinda understated, would wear.
>>483741721*looks at this post**looks back at you*
>>483742907
>>483743301Mmm, nice slut shorts on the boy, the blindfold is also very nice...
>>483743301
>>483743301I like the idea a lot, the actual outfit not as much.>>483741721The candles ruin it...
>>483743895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNv2RHR62Rs
>>483743301This is a boss from Dark Souls>>483743895I like the wuxia vibes, can envision them getting into all sorts of crazy choregraphy.>>483744167>clussy
>>483741721this is me >>483743301this is me in a FF rpg
>>483744428Mega...
>>483743301Very twinky?>>483743895I absolutely don't know what to think about this one.>>483744167NO.
>>483744167
>>483744475you dumb
>>483744597I dont like this one.
>>483745158desu I don't like any I've seen so far but it's still early in the competition so maybe something cooler will come along in the next month
>>483740424would roll just for the male hime cut>>483743301twinkcore, burn it with fire
>>483745505oof, AI gen. Bad.
>>483741721Oooh I'd love to have this but I don't know if they'd implement something with religious elements??Let me be a nun PLEASE I already dress like one
>>483745817I didn't look at it closely, you're right
>>483744428>>483745994Nun squad.
>>483746190would they appear naked to someone who've never seen death?
>>483746341Yes.
>>483745994>>483746291
>>483746696Oops.This one looks like a vocaloid outfit.
>>483747062Mine is chocolate, that's why it's not making any smoke.
>>483744597What in the samba?
>>483747419Mine is crushed up meds and if you inhale it your brain turns into soup.
>>483747240
>>483748421Knowing my (in)tolerance to meds it would probably not do anything except make me sick.
>>483747419>>483748421wtf hand yours over, mines just a lot cigarette like an idiot.
Game is barely a year old (well technically 3) and we've already facing the same issue TF2 had since 2015 in terms of skins
>>483748840That they all look the same and are expensive af?
>>483746190i want this one for the crying emoji. we don't have enough crying emojis.
>>483748840Yeah, but at least with TF2 you could just idle for junk drops to scrap and refine for hats.
>>483734423Even lovers need a holidayFar away from each other
>>483748840In tf2 I can still call people the n-word, so it's the superior game.
>>483748470
Total Player damage: 21,056Total damage in general: 70,788Sometimes there is such thing as too many damn summons.>>483722287I saw a version of this without the hats and it made me want it even more (I'll post it after this)
>>483751093The version of that outfit without the hat.
Me when tree.>>483722287thus far this is the only one I would love to have. Being an edgelord is my one true passion.
>>483751479yeah that's pretty kino
>>483751479I was just about to post that I really hate how m current project is turning out, but then you posted and it's inspiring me to keep going. This looks so awesome anon!!
Mic on>ayy on god fr fr>dis nigga did 2dmg>ay fr you see that?Kek
I miss Haitham a lot...
>>483756037this guy is either a 6'5" mountain irl or steve urkel, no inbetween
>>483756037Ayo it's my dormmate. That guy is funny as hell.
>>483695932>It's the year 4 body, new from this season, body 2 gives you a taller frame with a smaller head.Ah ok. Thank you. Guess i was just blind tho.>>483728718>It makes your head smallerNo big brain anymore?>>483740060>Oh can you show me the green one if possible? It looks cute... Oh and the white one too.Sure. Here.Forgot to remove the button but well :D
>>483757530He was cracking me up. I’ve only had one a few others get on the mic in a quiz and it was a fat Wiccan and her gay friend talking shit about their server jobs. So I am 3 for 3 on great mic experiences.
>>483757530When did you deflower him?
>>483751698I am glad you decided to continue. And yeah, this is a somewhat difficult project, especially for me because I barely know how to draw. But, I do like how its turning out, even if its not what I originally envisioned.
>>483761271Whomping Willow?
>>483722287Harry Potter but Bloodborne would be pretty cool
>>483763537>>483761271Das da DEVIL'S snare is wat dat isOh LAWDY have MERCY
Talk me out of spending money on MA. I want the extra gold and keys and tickets and everything. I need to get stronger.
Why do they keep making the bonus boss easier than the earlier stages?Abby's song is a bitch to beat, whereas Cass was a first try affair
>>483766278The game is really not that good, save your money for something worthy
>>483766278It's just a dumb phone game. It's hardly worth your time, let alone your money. Lighting a bill on fire would probably give you more entertainment, if just for the novelty of it.
>>483766439Where do you even do those trials at?
>>483765329Yes lord, have me!
>>483766278You shouldn’t, just strategize your spending if you really want to, don’t spend more than your coffee budget, save it for events that give you a lot and stop for a while when you’ve spent the price of a full game.
>>483763537That was the original idea. I’m going to try and differentiate it from >>483765329as it does sort of look like that. I think more leafy bits Will help.
>>483710854It's a well-known fact Mega hates troons.
>log in>see this black ass shitfireworks over hogwarts was a mistakebaked and grilled is the best
>>483722287If this doesn't win I riot.
Notice the majority of the designs posted are Chinese.
>>483766278Don't listen to them all they did it quite a while ago and lost all the old interest in the game. If you like the game and it's not your last money, then go ahead and spend some. It's your time and fun, you're already thinking that donating will bring you more joy. If in doubt, start with a monthly subscription, I recently took it myself, having gone through a lot of trouble bypassing payment systems blocks, but 5 dollars is tolerable.>>483766613Dance club, obviously.
>>483774119yeah it's almost like it's a chinese game with a majority chinese playerbase...
>>483773570Based, team hag.
>>483773727I like logging in to messages
>>483722287Looks cool, goes straight into the loyalty rewards or the flipping gacha.>>483741457This one is pretty simple and nice, the chinese could pick it as the winner.
>>483774238mega's a man irl tho
Don't be late!
>>483774164And how do you find the Trial part?
>>483774776>5amHard pass! snaaaaa mimimimimimi snaaaaaaa mimimimimimimi
>>483774995>staying awake at 3am is fine, but i draw the line at 5!
>>483774949A giant stand near the entrance.
>>483775151Yes, exactly! Good job you worked it out!
Hello /hpgg/; sorry for the late announcement. I was out visiting a Harry Potter shop (these wands weren’t for sale, but I did get to try some butterbeer and it was good).Anime night will be on Friday, June 28th – that is, tomorrow, at 6:30pm EST (10:30pm UTC); this week we will be finishing off Neon Genesis Evangelion starting from Episode 20.Movie night will be the following day on Saturday, June 29th, at the same time. Our films for this week will be Up followed by Akira.See you there!
>>483766278Give it to me and I'll spend it on MA instead
>>483776581Damn it, it rotated my image >:(
>>483776581tiny wands
Smooth
Fireworks in 30 minutes
>>483766278Just use that money to buy some knock-off merch from aliexpress or etsy, it'll make you happier than being a whale.Or maybe use it to get a weekend away somewhere, a wee trip out of town, make some memories, meet some people, get eaten by cannibal hillbilies, something special.
Fireworks in 1 hour
Did anyone else start the season with 100 of these?I don't know if I've been saving for this long or something else.
Fireworks are starting right now.
Fireworks Club is starting now.
Fireworks in 2 hours
Waterbreak in 7 minutes
good night hppg://
i may have mispelled hpgg like a mormon, sorry
>>483788919Like a Mormon...
I can't believe Rout is gay and the Merula poster...
>>483788919Well now you look like a dummy because I thought it was intentional so it follows the same pattern as a url
>>483789058:(
>>483718779What you get banned for?
Smooch
they won't let me say putoelquelolea
>>483795505I'm pretty sure you can get tortured to death in Mexico for saying that. I don't know why, but I am sure.
Times like this make me glad I can't read
>>483798830by who, sheinbaum? I'd let her do anything she wanted to me
Why does Dobby look like Wooldoor Sockbat?
Magic pass outfit.
>>483809470Pride month is nearly over though? Anyway what do we reckon that premium thing even is? A hat??
>>483809819Hair clip.
>>483811263Yeah I could see that
>>483804179>no unicorn horn codpiecesmdh ngmi thqhwy
>>483809470Pass.
>>483740991I really enjoyed the Margot story. From the miraculous rescue to finding a new family, overall very sunny pleasant accents, touching ending. It makes sense now why she and the witch have such a connection.
lol
>>483809470looks pretty refreshing compared to all the suits and old fart clothes the wheels and previous monthly passes have been giving
>>483817295I'm not sure how clear it is for people unaware of that fact but Margaret's a late bloomer (following HL's canon) but she did show signs of (uncontrolled) magic: strong magical static; Anytime she touched or was touched, by people or animals, both of them would feel a very strong shock, Margot was the very first and only creature that wasn't pained by it (due to her being a matagot).Margaret still suffered but she didn't really care since she wasn't inflicting pain on an innocent anymore.This is on top of her not being very physical, and being quite aloof.
>>483809470I would like it if not for the sweater.
>>483835102I must have built up a strong tolerance with our nightly bed forts sessions.
>>483835945She no longer has it after her 14th birthday or during MA.
>>483836332Is that why we play fork the outlet?
>>483837137That's one way to meet God...
Hm, no extra reward for fully researching a plant.
>>483837454>ive already met him a few times
>>483839778That's not God, that's Gérard Depardieu.
>>483841091Je vois le ressemblance
>>483841708I want him in a Beauxbatons role, headmaster maybe.
>>483809470Ehhhh....not good but not bad.>>483839778What Hogwarts house would Aurelius be in? Chloe is a Hufflepuff for sure.
>>483675687im nearing max (prize wise) herbologist. what is this?
>>483842084He could be the master of head.
>>483846053Outfit upgrade, on your right when you enter Bewildering Blooms.You need to fully research all plants, like this>>483837993
>>483846226All plants? ugh, the only plants i research are the cost effective ones. When did we get this anyway?
>>483847032On the 26th.
>>4838470322 days ago
>>483845795I would argue Chloe is the Gryffindor retard with the gun and aids, and Aurelius is the blood scientist trying to cure aids for the world. They go hand in hand in either. Can you be a hufflepuff if you live off fried chicken only?
>>483847032same I'm 0/24 and I need the hair real bad, more so than any other thing ive said I needed.
>>483848310You can live off fried chicken if you only eat once every 3 days.
>>483848487>>483847032They're all "cost-effective" though. Niffler's Fancy and... Fanworth or Gillyweed, I believe? Are outliers, better than roses, but other than that everything is pretty much worth the same.I spend my talents on making the tasks easier to achieve and I reached Natural Herbologist almost as fast as people who only focused on pure efficiency despite planting everything including gemplants like Peony.
>>483848816that's not enough to meet thee hufflepuff eating mandate
>>483849149It should be a monthly calorie total, not a daily one. Petition for change now!
>>483846226But aren't there only 16 plants available?
>>483846074Like he gives masterful head or teaches how to?
>>483849352Correct, it's not currently achievable, we still have a few underwater plants coming on the 9th, next seasonal chapter, maybe I got the date wrong, and on Year 4, which should be next.It shouldn't be an issue because I doubt many people are close to 16/16.
>>483849352Aciel glow up?!
>>483849352I hate not having any different backgrounds for my space.
>>483801919Sassy little snap from that scrotum man tho
i've got frog shaped liqourice/fruit hard candies
>>483850456I need them.
>>483850456pics please?
>>483849149Hufflepuff eating mandate is one meal a day and the serving can be no bigger than the palm of a small hand.
>>483850608You can't have them!>>483850779You can't have them either.They're all mine.
>>483851453I don't want to steal them from you, I want to have some of my own.
>>483851579That's what YOU claim... I'm watching you!
>>483851453I hate chalky medicine candies
>>483851917They're not chalky or mediciny.
>>483851634I'm used to not being trusted.
>>483851453>me just passing by your candies
So. Kaliope.That cunt's voiced by AI, right?
>>483852147>>483853012actually you can have some they're not very liqouricy and I'm a bit disappointed.
>>483853214Sad, sorry to hear it.My father bought lemon drops earlier this month, I love them so much... I got... sick.
>>483853159i don't think so, he just speaks like a homo
We don’t do any of this.
>>483854363I host Club Events every day though.Haitham & Evalyn host movie nights every week.
>>483854363We do all of those things but only the cool kids are invited.
>>483854570We could do duel tournaments for fun.
>>483854363Least we got chicken.
I plant so many gillyweeds they're now growing right off the floor.>>483856180You don't need to be (co)captain to organize anything fun for the club, feel free to.You can also design (or complete already designed) homework.
Remember when we designed adult versions of the HL characters? We should do our MA characters as adults
Club Events in 33 minutes.
>>483837993Why the fuck is your gatcha game giving you little yellow jew stars when you do something? Were you a good goyzard?
>>483857250She's a based schizo
How much in dollarydoos did I make out with?
>>483854363>We don’t do any of this.They didn't tell you?
>>483865735>opens bottle with teethTough!
>>483865735wagie
>>483866218coveralls are hot
>>483866330Well don't wear them, then. You're sweating like a pig.
is it worth using two high costs cards with hermione's echo? i was planning on using thunderstorm and whizza's jizzbangs, but i'd still need to upgrade thunderstorm first.
>>483854363We do. If you aren't in our exclusive discord it's because1) You aren't a girliepop princess2) You're a wizard and haven't sent us fullbody frontal, side profile and back views of yourself in real life for appraisal 3) You're a wizard and you DID send us fullbody frontal, side profile and back views of yourself in real life for appraisal but you're ugly/hairy/fatMmmkay?
>>483866401c'mere and get a whiff of my musk
>>483866717Go away, Elon.
>>483866790SMELL ME YOU COWARD!
>>483854363Looks like they don't do the fortnightly orgies in Hufflepuff common room, so their loss.
>>483867527Nobody does those because they'd be killed immediately upon exposing their ankles.
>>483867527They haven't done that since the incident in 1914
>>483867794>exposing their ankles.How FUCKING DARE you type out that slattern filth! Get crucio'd!
>>483868071I'm the one killing them you IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!
Show Deek the feet
>>483868195You typed it, you'll infect poor innocent minds with that Muggle DEGENERACY!
>>483869271I'm killing you next.
>>483869271I could stand to hear a little bit more. You know. For science.
>>483868684Okay.>stomps you to death
>>483863170Thank you for the events, Mega.>>483866447I would focus on either one. Having a secondary big spell is fine but these two are generally done as a combo and it may mess with your rotation.>>483865735Did the owner of the store treat you?>>483856846That would be interesting. Honestly, I pretty much already see my character as an adult at this point. I can't imagine dressing like that as a 13 year old.>>483856546Careful with them. If you don't harvest them in time they will engulf the entire place like it happened with Mercy's.
>>483866447I wouldn't use both in the same deck. The thing about TS and Whizbangs is that you want low cost or tech cards to maximize your potential while TS wants CC spells like incendio or confringo to boardclear to maximize TS dps. You kinda gimp yourself if you go for both of them
>>483870281Are you saying Mercy's personal space is a wild, unkempt jungle?
Hoiiiiii.>>483856546Gillyweed dealer.
>>483871587Loaf a cute!
>>483866529I woke up one day and they were putting up decorations around me, setting down a table and pouring tea. I don't think they have noticed me yet.>>483871587Gillyworld.(I'm growing so much because they'll be needed for the new game mode, as per the achievements.)
>>483871587Nice. And delicious looking braid!
>>483871587hoi.
>>483873986mmmm braidloaf
>>483870281How could you wound me, that is a feature! I think they patched the glitch so I can't move them
Hello hello, just a reminder that anime night is tonight at 6:30pm EST (10:30pm UTC) – that is, in about 2 hours and 40 minutes from now. We're finishing off Neon Genesis Evangelion today starting from Episode 20.Movie night is tomorrow at the same time, and our films for this week are Up followed by Akira.See you soon!>>483860524>>483863170Thank you for hosting, Mega.>>483854363See above, and above above.>>483866447I've seen a lot of people running both Thunderstorm and Whizbang in the same Hermione deck and it definitely works but I'm not convinced it's better than focusing on one or the other. If your main damage cards were like 5 mana it'd be fine but at 6-7 cost I think taking multiple is probably stretching yourself a bit too thin.>>483871587Hehe, cute loaf.>>483873858>I'm growing so much because they'll be needed for the new game modeI forgot about that... I should grow some more of them.
>>483880792I can't believe we're not watching Up and Down together
>>483881075There's a Down?
>>483881156Yes. It's a trashy 2001 remake of a dutch horror film from 1983. It was renamed to The Shaft in america because americans don't understand context clues.
>>483881156
>>483881523my brain turning on when I wake up
>>483881402Uh, what?Yeah like we get context, but like, um, whyd they make it a porno?
>>483881402There's a remake of De Lift? I just watched that movie a couple of nights ago. A little slow in some parts but it was good. I preferred Amsterdamned.
>>483882667Clearly, you don't got the context. >>483882804It's uh. It's not very good. It's very not good. Not funny bad just bad.
>>483882804Yeah after what you posted I have no desire to watch it.
>>483882667Love in an Elevator
>>483883701Livin it up as we're goin down
>>483885512I DONT CAREEE IF I EVER COME DOWN
>>483880792>If your main damage cards were like 5 mana it'd be fineThat sounds like a waste, since that'd only mean a 2mp discount. 3mp vs 4mp isn't that big of a difference, while the damage is
This boy is stupid.
I've waited for summer sale hoping for Hogwarts Legacy discount and I've finally got it. What am I in for?
>>483886484Fun.Make sure to take a look at the homework in the OP, it improves the experience.It's a solid 5 but the atmosphere, visuals and music are all fantastic.
>>483886484ubisoft-style open world collectathon. Story is generally mid but it has it's moments. It's a generally enjoyable game marred by some notable head-in-ass decisions.
>>483886484Cats. =^. _.^=
>>483885936>3mp vs 4mp isn't that big of a difference, while the damage isNot necessarily; I run Glacius and Aguamenti as my big cards for Hermione and can pretty regularly get 1.5k damage per cast, sometimes more. The mana discount efficiency works out a bit better if you trigger it on a follow-up Priori instead of the initial cast.>>483886484Pretty much what >>483886673 said. Gameplay and story are pretty average but the Harry Potter theming and atmosphere are fantastic, and it's a really comfy game.
>>483886484Consider keeping a finger on the mute button when you go in the pub.
>>483892976i miss her...
i hate dancing in MA so much96% accuracy shouldn't give me a C+, it should give me an A at least ._.
>Computer BSoDs>Have to reinstall OS to fix>Wipes out entire C-Drive>Hundreds of screenshots lost>Like tears in the rainTime to AK
>>483894671WHY YOU NO GET SSSS+?YOU DANCE BAD. YOU FAT AND LAZY. FINGEL RIKE SAUSAGE ON PHONE NO HIT NOTES. YOU BIG STINKY DOO DOO BRAIN. BUY MOLE GEMS. APPRY YOULSERF!
>>483894710OOOHHHRRRRRRRR
>>483895397i'm going to kill somebody for real
Anime night will be delayed 15 minutes; I am on my way home but running a little late.
mercy, who's the boyslut you're marrying?
>>483900105Godric Gryffindor is a full grown man.
'Ello hypogigis, anime night starting in 10. We're finishing off Neon Genesis Evangelion today, starting from Episode 20. Apologies for the delay.Caracal room: https://caracal.club/hpggParty
https://caracal.club/hpggPartyAnime night starting now.
Would you play with Oliver wood’s wood?
It feels like you've been watching evangelion for an eternity.
>>483903997the actor is like 18 in the first movie...
>>483904169INCHES LONG???HOW
>>483904256That's from the ground btw
>>483904601quickly, what's the average groin to floor distance
>>48390486732
>>483904601Soft?
>>483904938Feet?
>>483905628Ogre toes
Say your witch/wizards adult occupation and we try to guess who will grow up and do what.
>>483907717Dead at 18
>>483907806Mercy...
>>483907717Auror/Vigilante
>>483907717NEET
>>483907717Becomes a shut in conspiracy theorist, wasting their generational wealth on trinkets they think will help bring them answers and closure to their childhood trauma. Eventually wastes away into nothingness, forgotten by the world and all those in it. Might go out in a blaze of glory trying to AK the entirety of the Gringotts staff.
>>483907717Auror or homemaker
>>483907806AppleStrudel >>483910303Matt>>483910417Joutou>>483910628Mega
>>483910628Mega...
>>483907717Some high ranking position in the Ministry.
>>483907717Drop out, gamekeeper.
>>483907717Curse breaker/Enchanter
>>483910947>JoutouWrong
>>483912840They got him...
peak hag
>>483914927and she will never touch you.
>>483907717Baker and or potions seller.
>>483915048c'est la vie
>>483915820BREADLOAD
>>483916438She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named BREADLORD
>>483907717Super villain.
>>483910417Zach>>483910628Kurokawa>>483910801>>483911831Merci?>>483910993Eoin>>483912020Jonah>>483915820Loaf>>483920083Tristian?
>>483920702>ZachWrong
>>483921052OH the ravenclaw girl we dont know, the one with the eyebags.
>>483920702>JonahWrong.
>>483921081No. Maybe? I don't know she sounds cool though.
>>483920702Well that was quick.
Fireworks in 12 minutes.
Fireworks in 10
Fireworks? Is something happening?
Fire in 5
Fireworks cancelled due to fire risk weather conditions
>>483922764we're going to whomp the whomping willow
Fireworks being increased due to fire risk potential not being 100%
Fireworks being maximized due to fire risk potential being raised by weather conditions to 100+%
A fire has broken out
>>483921981I research you secretly
>>483907717Unintentional adventurer and magical alcohol proprietor
>>483923920Heather.
>>483924042Yeah... got started on my 'career' early...
Everything is on fire
>>483924696Even the girl?
>include skip button>>>This key scene cannot be skippedcriminal.
>>483907717Hogwarts Caretaker, freelance hit-wizard
Reminder.
>>483925128for MA
>>483925292
>>483907717nappy headed magical trick
>>483925292>>483925553idgi
>>483911831>>483925128Hogwarts Allies.
>>483907717Writes a controversial book on 42 uses for unicorn.
>>483926625PP
probably just a mexican guy, but it made me chuckle
>>483907717Librarian with ambitions for musical theater.
If there's even a slim chance that JK Rowling watches this thread, I want her to know I support the parallel dimension to Harry Potter. I would love to see Part 2 of the movies.However, it is extremely unclear how you go about dimension hopping in a movie.
>>483907717Circus performer
>>483927381The what
>>483926970Incorrect.
>>483927481>The whatThere's a parallel world version of Harry Potter hidden in the dvd/blueray for Harry Potter.There are basically no directions on how to actually go there. Do you just pause at random points in the movie then the portal appears or what?It's a lot easier, I imagine, to do it in Hogwarts Legacy as videogames have a lot of variables to play with.What i'm basically telling you is you watched the version of Harry Potter where Potter is the main character. But there's a parallel universe where Voldemort wins.
>>483927707I don't think there is. He's simply too gay and bitchy to ever truly win.
WHY did Hogwarts hire GIlderoy
When did we get a tripfag
>>483928020Just then I think.>>483928002Dumbledore is just kinda incompetent as a headmaster.
>>483927824>I don't think there is.Harry didn't face Voldemort at his strongest.Voldemort was weak and handicapped in his fight against potter in Deathly Hallows. But I propose a stronger Voldemort in his prime with the Elder Wand.
>>483928186Kill yourself, tripfaggot
>>483927707I think you've been smoking some funny rocks, Anon. Better get a glass of water and lie down for a bit.
>>483928186He would still lose to a baby
>heich pee gee gee has tripshitters nowWhen did it all go wrong?
>>483928002dumbledore just wanted to fuck with gilderoy and expose him as a fraudthat's it, that's the whole reason
>>483927381Nora?
>>483928619but he left halfway through the school yearand he presumably didn't let the other teachers know, since they wanted him to explore the chamber of secretsunless ALL of them wanted him to die
>>483928741Different Nora. This person is new I think.
>>483928372Movies and games are different. I'm just saying there's more Hogwarts Legacy waiting for you. I might actually sue them to expose the truth...but i would have to buy Hogwarts Legacy first.I've never done drugs or alcohol.
>>483929239Why would the legal system help you? You'll never get the Hogwarts Files
>>483928757we're talking about the same person who put a deadly three-headed dog behind a door that could be easily unlocked by a first yearhe simply doesn't care about the safety of others
>>483926625Albert.
>>483928481i blame hogwarts legacy
>>483929239Nora Kisaragi? Like Kisaragi station?
>>483927381>>483927707>>483928186>>483929239please schizopost properly next time, this is just embarrassing
>>483929239Go to bed and stop hitting your face against the TV screen.
>>483931126Delete. Right now!
I'm tired, anons...
Ivy.. cute...good night, fellas...
>>483931434Hi tired, I'm Anon.
>>483931608Good night Fil...
>>483931126>>483931185What he say bruvs?
>>483910947My witch has been over 20 since I made her please keep up.
Would you make myrtle moan?
>>483937608every male can basedes
>>483937608I wonder if crucio works on ghosts...
>>483943705Whoa
>>483937608Probably. They actually did a decent job in the GoF movie making her walk the line between endearing and creepy stalker. Still kind of impressed the got away with her seeing Harry dick while in the bath and rising from the water in front of him in front of him, since it kind of looks like he was getting head from her.
>>483937608Yeah she's cute
>>483943705>that left hand stroke
I ran out of Gillyweed seeds.
>>483954090I stole them
>>483944459It's times like this Harry should have been a girl
>>483955864anon stole mega's seeds
>>483944459There is lewd art of this exact scenario.
Yum.
What do you all think of the early Cassandra designs?
UHhMm...Ivy CUTE... ?
>>483965507The brunette is cute.
>>483965507Femdraco
Interesting. I noticed that I have unlocked the second color for Fansworth, even though I haven't planted and harvested 15 of it yet. The only explaination is that I have picked a bunch from the bottom of the lake, and that counts towards the total amount harvested. I wonder if foraging from your friends also counts.
>Look up Harry Potter to see if they are cancelling that TV show>Now Auntie JK has been getting in a tosh with David Tennant.Oh boy.
>>483974513Tosh.0?
>>483974513That hag is unstoppable.
You read any of the popular fanfics? Your thoughts on it /hpgg/?Methods of Rationality- Too much infodump. Good on this guy for getting...whatever degree he has, but a story should be simple, concise and not infodumpy. Probably read by people who want to feel smart. Days of Darkness- This guy watched Red Dawn one too many times. Neville Longbottom is NOT a Wolverine. Became utterly cringe within the first twenty paragraphs when he accepted the title "Commander."That Hellraiser crossover. Actually pretty good but failed by the ending where the characters do not react like normal humans to Harry's utterly sociopathic actions. Bad guys go their just desserts but to execute that trap required a level of deception which would have broken a dozen relationships.
>>483974513Tennant trooning his own son, coming out as pro mutilation, and telling women to stfu has been really depressing to see.
I GOT WALLS
>>483682684>usual crowdYou have to understand that that crowd has been boycotting the franchise for a long time. They'd probably stopped following anything Potter or worshipping the JK.And it seem to be working, but most of it was because JK shot herself in the foot while spewing shit. Well shit and shit like Wizards shittiing corridors. Have you seen the FB numbers? >>483683249 It deserved it for how quickly it well downhill after FB1. After the flop of FB3 the WW was pretty much on life support. Calls to boycott it was surprisingly muted. They didn't really need it. The only boycotts I could remember were from the Depp worshippers, but that is another story.I'd pretty much wrote off the game after FB. What happened in 2023 was an utterly bizarre lightning in the bottle with a concentrated media attention, backed by the right-wing rage machine, and an equally potent opposite reaction from the trans crowd and their supporters, with all the back and forth in between.Imagine if Shapiro and co had called on everyone to download and worship Merula just to own the libs? Yeah that shit just didn't happen until until Legacy.
>>483975827I've never read any fanfics, but after finding out my character shares a name with someone's fic I've thought about giving it a read.
>>483976540Cute cabbage tea party
>>483976540Boyshed think tank in 30
>>483974513I'm a sjw tranny troon woke jew bluehair bluecheck and I'm starting a boycott campaign right now so you're forced to watch and defend a lazy 1 hour per class nothing fucking happens season 1 cliffhanger "troll in the dungeon!" twist quirrel dies to the real villain: original character not present in the books.
Club Events in 55 minutes.
>>483975827>popular fan ficsI’ve read a majority of the popular romance ones and few of the more plot driven ones like the sacrifices arc or methods of rationality. My thoughts broadly is that the quality of writing varies greatly and holy god writers need to fucking understand what pacing means. Way too many fan fics are waaaay too long and rarely justify the length. Also authors tend to fail in balancing their narratives. Like if you have a story where Harry is a lil sociopath all powerful being it often feels like the author is taking their side a bit too much. I know it’s power fantasy nonsense but like why can’t we be sensible in our power fantasies.
>>483943705Ivy cute
>>483966684AU where Cassandra is Ivy's sister, subconsciously hating her for making Winifred disappear
>>483976063No... say it isn't so...
>>483984330Fanfics are shit period. Nobody wants to read self-insert troon Mary Sue.At least make your own damn material.
>>483974513>She legit called trannies the gender TalibanThat’s fucking hilarious, not even from just a political perspective(because what the fuck does that even mean comparing tranny advocates to a organized militia group/government with entirely opposite values) but also because it doesn’t even sound good. The stunning creativity and wit I expect from the author that was like “what if jelly beans but like every flavor?” And “what if a chocolate but it was animated?”>>483976540Cute!>>483976063I like him even more now.
>>483985302That is a rather stupid opinion. Fanfics are simply utilizing a language and background knowledge that allows for readers to better readily engage with the work. For instance, there are lots of romance fan fics that are set in alternative settings such as modern or medieval fantasy. The readers of the work will intuitively understand the dynamic of that work thru the characters chosen i.e. bellatrix x hermoine is a experienced dom inexperienced sub dynamic. The au element drastically changes the tone and major characteristics of the work to the point it may not feel very much like hp at all. So really readers aren’t reading it because it’s hp but rather because the community has identified a specific kind of dynamic between characters in Hp they can easily find in a03 or wherever that they have interest in. Fan fics are not mostly self insert fantasies, most of them are just porn between characters people like to see fuck.
>>483987126Libel. Defamation and unsupported claims.
Club ritual suicide starting now
>>483991603Thank you for hosting, Mega.>>483994127At least wait until the end of service announcement.>>483976540More importantly you got windows. You can finally breathe some fresh air.>>483974327>I wonder if foraging from your friends also counts.That would be very helpful with the tasks. I should try it tomorrow once I get more attempts.
I hope you’re having a nice day Mega.
>>483999361Why?
>>483999361The day is over, the sun already went down.
>>483999581Was it nice?
>>483974513JK's crusade against AGP addled perverts and their enablers has been fun to watch, and wholly justified. that's the real magic
>>483999361I'm confused but thank you?
>>483988889>>483991603Thank you for the events, Mega.>>483965507Hmm... the auburn-haired concept isn't bad but overall I'm glad they went with the design they did for her. I dunno, blonde haired Slytherin stacy is just a nice look. Not the most original but it works well, and suits her.>>483976540Oh that's pretty... I love the big floor to ceiling windows; what a comfy room.>>483975827Not a big fanfic reader personally. Nothing against them at all, but with some exceptions I generally prefer reading original settings.>>483985302Mm, that's an awfully broad overgeneralization. There are lots of bad fanfics it's true, but as with pretty much any material it's about finding the ones that don't suck.
Fuck the future
>>484004904Ask for consent first.
>>483985302Especially Mega's
I like them and I’m glad you put them out.
I also like them, I don't always comment but I read every one.
>>484007382??
What's the best situation here?>1) Having an alt in a dead social club, missing out on the club rewards but trading a specific legendary card you want with you alt every week/2 weeksor>2) Joining an active social clubs and getting most of the rewards but 0 alt
How we feeling about this game, PP? A cheeky late winner?
Kuro trying to kick off another Joutou yandere episode
>>484012736I can't believe Joutou is going to stab Eoin AND Tristain
Hello hypogigis, just a reminder that movie night is today at 6:30pm EST (10:30pm UTC) – that is, in just over 2 hours from now. Tonight we'll be watching Up, followed shortly thereafter by Akira.See you soon!>>484006182I like Mega's. Also that reminds me I need to read the latest chapter; I wasn't able to before.>>484008725Depends what you need, I guess. But those don't seem mutually exclusive; why not both?>>484012736Actually My is the rats. Or well, the rat, singular.
i want to fuck the early cassandra design where she looks like ivy
I want to see Daniel get absolutely railed by cute boys and handsome men
>>484016225>>484016837They are children?
>>484016837This but Mega
I want to get double teamed by two Daniels(one of them is Ivy with a polyjuice potion)
>>484017607Aciel…
>>484023205>mfw
>>484023205>CNN factchecked both of them>leftists talking heads mad they didn't fact check just blormpf and calling for the network's complete destructionIt was great!
>>484023205>Not from USA>Didnt watchBut the meltdown, cope and sheer gaslighting i have seen on r**it is the funniest shit i have seen in a while, just complete denial
>>484023205I watched maybe 30 seconds before I wanted to die, so I watched the terminal list instead.
'Ello, movie night starting in 15 minutes. We're watching Up tonight, followed by Akira.Grab some snacks and come join us!https://cytube.implying.fun/c/hpggParty
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/hpggPartyMovie night starting now.
>>484010048Words fucking escape me. I am so mad.
>>484017607So the other would be Winni with a polyjuice potion?
>>483974513Why would it be cancelled? If anything, it's doing better than ever.
>>484013116>>484007382>>484007495Please...
>>484030923You're great, you don't have to accept our compliments.
>>484030013Yeah, sure, that would be hotter.
>I am forgotten.
>>484036130H…hh…hiiii!! Heyyy!! Yoohoo
>>484036130So like I guess they're still not letting Winifred go to Hogwarts?
https://cytube.implying.fun/c/hpggPartyJust finished Up; Akira starting in 15 minutes.
>>484037334Hey girl
>>484030923AK yourself
>>484036130>>484037334>>484037948Helllllloooooo
>>484037367I hope they do!She's just as cute as her sister!
>>484043243It's pretty fucked up. Like I know she's got emotional and temper problems but that's what they made Slytherin for.
>>483999446Not that anon but it's because IT WILL BE HER LAST ONE>>484012736EVERYONE INVOLED IN THIS POST WILL BE NEXT<3 YOU TOO MARIA T I KNOW IT'S YOU
>>484044204Oi. You already stabbed one of my friends; you better not go stabbing more. It's considered very rude, you know.
>>484044204And then Mega uses the substitution jutsu before appearing behind Joutou, pulling out the sword of Gryffindor and apologizing for "going all out, just this once". Joutou woke up in St. Mungo's 2 weeks later.
Just started Hogwarts Mystery this morning. What stat/resource should I be going for the most? And which house gives the most Merula and Penny interactions? I don’t mind resetting this early.
>>484047068oh no you fell for the meme
>>484047068All of the stats matter equally, since they're just a way to slow down gameplay and make the player waste their time grinding. That's why you should use a modded version or OpenMystery.The house you choose doesn't really change anything in the game, but Hufflepuff has an exclusive scene with Penny and her young sister, so that's what I went with.
>>484047068>Just started Hogwarts Mystery this morning.oh nonononononoo
>>484047068>What stat/resource should I be going for the most?All stats are important and you need the purple pink whatever gems for skipping wait times.>And which house gives the most Merula and Penny interactions?You get like one or two extra interactions a year with your house members but it's like "hey excited to start/finish another year!" so it really doesn't matter. Up to you if you want to roleplay as two little snake shits stressing Snape out or the popular girl's b/gf in the popular house on the popular quidditch team. You still get that for other houses but you wont have matching robes I guess.Also pick one you two timing slut.
>>484047975>pick oneyou can’t make me
>>484048063The game will when you break their hearts when you pick someone else for a date quest.
>>484048380I have the power of my imagination. The game can’t do shit.
>>484049024There's scenes where your former dates ask why you didn't want to go to the dance/carnival/whatever with them. Slut.
>>484049226I close my eyes and do not see
>>484049295Keep em closed and imagine a better visual novel instead.
>>483965507pondering her orb
>>484047068First start with uninstalling it.
>>484044204>YOU TOO MARIA TJoutou…omae…
Oh snap, Joutou's bussy about to be violated.
>>484052224Joutou can dodge anything though.
>>484054174He’ll be dodging lost souls when I send him down the river Styx!
>>484052728Joutou hasn't even revealed his final form yet, my money's on him.
>>484055108>Tristan standing up for his manawwwww
>>484055108As expected of JoJo's side piece.Somebody start taking bets on this.
Toxic yaoi whoa...
>>484043690She was justifiably upset and lashed out like a moron, I wouldn't consider her Slytherin material.
>>484052224I ship Matti and Joutou
>>484057253I ship Matti far from here.
>>484055778>betsThat won’t be necessary
>>484043690
Step right up ladies and gents, step right up. Have we got a show for you tonight. Gryffindor vs Hufflepuff, East vs West, Power sub vs .... Stalker? Matthias vs Joutou! Either way whoever loses Slytherin wins!Anyways the money line is dead even on this one, get your bets in early and often folks! Step right up! YES, you there, who're you picking?
Wanting to be sorted into Gryffindor is the most NPC take people can ever have about Harry Potter.Being sorted into Gryffindor is the like the real life equivalent of going to a common level community college while Slytherin (and Ravenclaw) would be going to an Ivy league or elite tier school.You get into Slytherin, don't be a brat and make friends with the rich kids or well off kids, and you and your family will be set for generations. Slytherins WANT every other Slytherin to be wealthy and hold some sort of power and will actually try to give you that if you aren't a bottom feeder fuck with 0 ambition or drive. If you're willing to help yourself, Slytherin is the single best house to be sorted into if you want to secure generational wealth or at least high social standing.Meanwhile Gryffindors are usually poor, usually mudbloods or muggle borns, don't have the resources to help each other and don't really care about each other outside of 'You need to be a good person' and low level shit like 'You can crash at my place for as long as you like'What the fuck is the purpose of being sorted into Gryffindor? Harry, Ron, and Hermione's exploits don't help other Gryffindors at all and Harry, Ron, and Hermione wouldn't be able to put other Gryffindors in high positions if they were regular wizards and witch and not the main characters of the franchise.
>>484058073Crapbaskets, over before it started....ᵍᵒᵒᵈ ᶠᵒʳ nᵒᵗʰᶦnᵍ ʳᵘᶦnᶦnᵍ ᵐʸ ʰᵘˢᵗˡᵉ...
>>484058146cute!
>>484058198>>484058396Don’t worry, Al, I’m sure I can spare a few galleons for ruining your main event.
>>484058854No it's fiiiiiine, I never expected much from it anyway.
>>484058198Joutou won
>>484062141Did they have a dance off or something?
Goodnight /hpgg/, let me know who kills each other first in the morning.
>>484062381KEK
>>484062365No but the lady doth protest too much.
>>484058296Cope and seethe.
>>484062915huh?
>>483984330> are waaaay too long and rarely justify the lengthThis is why I never like the tag 'slowburn.'
>>483856846>Remember when we designed adult versions of the HL characters?I don't remember that :(
>>484058296The main problem with Gryffindor is that it is full of masculine women like Robyn, Abigail, and Mega
>>484065280At the very least, we talked about adult versions of them
>>484065793Was it the Divination sheet?
>>484065329>The best pieces of tail in the schoolGranted 2/3 of them are retarded but that just makes it better.
>>484066436Oh, yeah it was
thread always dies when it gets good
Abrasive
>>484037797Who is this? I've always thought it was Megamelons but in HL. If not who then?
>>484076526It's Eva.
>>484044204>YOU TOO MARIA T I KNOW IT'S YOUNow how could you possibly know that?
Upcoming vanity box.
Should we try to recruit ppl when the series starts?
>>484081038The tv series coming out in maybe 2026? Should we try to recruit new people to the club in MA in 2026?
>>484044204>>484052224This reminds me, wasn't there supposed to be an HPGG club tourney at some point? Did that ever happen? Settle things honorably on the duel fields...
>>484081545PLEASE let it dieI can't waste 10 years in this shithole
ISMELDA!
>>484083692You'd just find another shithole. Like a general that hasn't had a new game 5-10 years.
>>484081545Many of the posters here are transsexuals and have indicated they will not be watching the new series on account of JK's views
>>484084548Nothing to do with the subject of recruiting in 2 years.
>>484084548No. We have one. HP media and it's fanspaces aren't exactly places trans people like to hang out because people who still like it either agree with Rowling or don't give a rats ass.
>>484081545You know, I am interested in the series just to see if/how badly they fuck up the casting and maybe story to conform with the current atmosphere.Like the normal play is to make redheads black, so are they going to make all the Weasleys nignogs? Nah, especially if they go with a movie Ron inspiration who was way more incompetent than book Ron.My money is on Hermione being turned half black or into a mutt, just because she is smart, a girl boss, a major character, and because her hair is described as curly/frizzy; easy target. Also, curious if they will change Cho Chang's name or something. Probably not, since it isn't racist if they are Asian. Draco, Lucius, Bellatrix, Barty and every other Death Eater will be 100% white no matter what. Maybe add some shit with Dumbledore being openly gay?I am sure that the background cast is going to be way more non-white than it should be for a school serving the UK and north-Western Europe should be in the very early 90s.Also, curious about the production quality of effects and costumes, given there have been some pretty bad flubs as of late.Should be interested in these regards unless Rowling just steps in and shuts shit down, in which case I would actually check it out for reasons aside from the lols. Big dick move would be to make Voldy black or brown, haha.
What an awful post.It was probably written by a big idiot.Blew in from Twitter Town maybe.I just don't think it's healthy to live your life that way.Also it's a bit cold tonight, not enjoying it.Big dick move in and out your mum last night, haha.
>>484091761Excuse you twitter and tumblrtown have been in this settlement for like a year.
>>484092238Exactly, and who cares at this point.
>>484093408Me, I will #bully you
>>484088065Oh hey it’s me! Also, that’s def not true. I think there’s a lot of people who do care but also recognize that Hp is just like a zombie franchise like Star Wars or whatever and thus it’s stupid to boycot or avoid it. Like the ceo of HBO discovery is anti woke but you don’t see people boycotting hbo shows. Like a lot of fan fic writers will just have a lil authors note saying they think JK is trash and then just get on with it. Which I think is reasonable. I know peeps think because Twitter trannies were all boycot hl that all trannies care to that extent but of course that isn’t true, I mean, I’m here. Boycotts are rarely sensible, especially on the internet.>>484089760All I want is for every character to be hot like it’s a proper teen soap. Like age up the student cast so everyone’s 25 pretending to be 13 and make the adults younger so professor mcgonagal is 30 instead of 60. Would be great.
>>484089760So heckin' real and valid
>>484093408Us tumblr users being here is good so you should care.
>>484097028Rout?
Tumblr still fucking exists?
>>484097579Rout isn't the only one, silly.
>>484098440That is retarded?
>>484098564No. Focus. You really need to stop thinking about yourself so much.
>>484066701>robyn>best piece of tailsorry, but she should be impaled through a stake and burned alive!
>>484044204You better be grateful; I didn't erase every memory of Sip from that empty head of yours.
>>484099440Based Mega.
Absolutely savage displays from the Gryffindor team, will they continue to dog pile like the bullies we know they are, or will they decide he's had enough? Who will be the next target of their insatiable bloodlust?Find out in the next exciting episode of /-h-p-g-g-/!
>>484098928>impaledI'd give her the old Vlad treatment iykwim
