Carian girls in love >Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-calibration-update-1122>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergFormer >>483669447
>messmer was friends with Radahnwtf
what am I supposed to dump on this guy to heal him?? this is in scadu altus
>>483679626Less than half the lore in the dlc makes sense, just close your eyes and move on
I beat the shit out of the dlc now I feel depressed
>>483679654a Hefty fetid pot heals him to full
Choose your bride Tarnished
St Trina free sex
>>483679654I used a warming stone
>>483679696I feel depressed because the ending cutscene fucking sucked.
>>483679654a warming stone will do anongotta reload the game for him to talk to you though
>>483679720kek
>>483679702Is there any place where I can illegaly download the Elden Ring artbooks
>>483679727She doesn't look like that.
>>483679727Her breasts are not that big. This isn't lore accurate.
>>483679727eye see it
>>483679629vanishpill me, how good is miriams vanishing in pvp with mages anywayanyone got footage of it in action
>>483679727That's not what she looks like
What was Mohg's lore in the dlc? I heard Ansbach say that Miquella grave robbed his body then I killed gim.and missed the rest....
>>483679820doesn't that thing have a really awful startup time?
>>483679543Has anyone ripped the fullres icons for all the new weapons / items / spells yet? Wanna see some of the HD stuff.
>>483679543Got a link to that art in the top panel?
new hostcel IQ check just dropped
The Dragon Great Katana against Bayle almost feels like using Serpent Hunter against Rykard, but with less staggers
>>483679798Those aren't breasts. They are Trinafruits and they need to be larger.
>>483679820With max cast rate it's pretty interesting, maybe 2 roll lengths. The tricky part is casting other things effectively since you have to keep it selected. Might be usable with a decant weapon skill.
So how does it feel knowing this boss was just two guys in a costume?
>>483679852That's kinda it. It's implied that Mohg kidnapping Miquella was actually orchestrated by Miquella himself, and that Miquella planned to revive Radahn's Soul in Mohg's bodyz which us why Consort Radahn can use Bloodflame
>>483679727That's what she looks like.
>>483679878To be fair nobody really know about that bullshit yet.
>in hit stun>press attack button>attack unavoidably comes out even though over half of a second passes in between me pressing the button and the attack happeningwhy is this still a thing
>>483679870https://x.com/momora__mori/status/1805971169029636324?t=J2mrAX6fU566BEdCES_Jrg&s=19
>>483679972sovl
sometimes all you can do is watch
>>483679972It should have had a third bridging them.
>>483679724>no FlorissaxDiscarded
>>483679972It's not a surprise since it was revealed that way of course. Still though, pretty neat.
>>483679972no shit
>>483679972Pretty sure most people are familiar with Chinese dragon/ lion dancers my dude.
Kill the Hornsent.
>>483680053why did you press attack while in hitstun?
honestly this dlc fucking sucked.
>>483679724Florissax
>>483679797Actually that is pretty close.
At what level i should be to start the DLC ?? i only have the elden beast left and killed all bosses in the game including malenia and mohgim level 150 with 60 vit /60 arc and the rest in various gear requirements ,, should i farm up more levels or should i just go start the DLC ?
>>483680046>nobody knows not to stand still in front of the invader that's charging their gigger nigger charge attack
>>483680086Thank you, Anon. I love Messmer very much.
I just started a fresh run this week, when is the best moment to begin the DLC?I'm not a shitter play strengh and don't know how to equip a shield.
>>483680154yes mother
>>483680205>buffs damage negation and your lightning damageholy shit my fucking wife
So, lore wise, why was he such a homosexual yandere? If radahn is so kind I'm certain he'd have given him a chance if he cried a little or something
>>483680220I started at 70 and am currently at 150 with everyone but the madness guy and Messmer dead.
>>483680168because I was expecting to get a deflect and didn'tinput buffers aren't supposed to be in games to punish players, they're supposed to make it feel better to play, not worse
Torrent was the problem from the start.
>>483679570But my point is that this scenario only happens if you spare Melina by embracing the frenzied flame, which was NOT part of Marika's plan obviously. We know that Marika placed a seal on Messmer's eye, and the description of the soreseal emphasizes that the "burden of duty" is like a "curse", which is why Messmer is so resentful of Marika but can only truly curse her when he's removed the soreseal that is his right eye.Melina also has a sealed eye, and she doesn't express any desires of her own (except to be brought to the foot of the Erdtree) until Marika's plan goes of the rails and her eye in unsealed in the frenzy ending.
>>483679972What? The first time it was shown, you could clearly see them inside of it. It wasn't exactly hidden.
posted in wrong threadI finished the game as a str greatsword userI got a second faith character ready for the dlc but I'm not sure if I should play faith or go something elseany decent early and fun DLC weapons?
>>483680287If it's the same kind of buff as the incantation version, it might not stack with other aura buffs.
Being scaled down to the host's scadutree is such bullshit, I've had so many level 2 tree retards on Radahn
>>483680205wtf where do you get that?
>>483680154Why is my step mother in law presenting her ass like that?
>>483679727Does she look like that?
>>483680240>no particles>just some idiot with empty hand raisedI promise you they didn't even do the monk intro quest and it's their first time seeing it in pvp. You didn't outplay somebody you just surprised them.
>>483680357>Radahn>level 2LITERALLY HOW
>>483680154she probably makes good poops
>>483680154brb killing every hornsent.
>>483680453You just know she splits them off clean
>>483680363You have to drug and rape her in her sleep
how many quests did I just brick
>>483680363You do Thiollier's quest until he gives you poison. Then when its nighttime you take the poison and roofie her. She'll feel down and stop giving you communion blessings. Then after you kill Bayle, admit you roofied her and she'll turn into a spirit ash. She'll also give you her fortification incant too.
I wasn't expecting to find a friend in the DLC.
>>483680357It's honestly hilarious that summons are forced to be scaled down to the host's level of retardation, especially with how common people who simply don't understand the mechanics of Elden Ring - especially those that summon.
>Enacts a revenge-genocide>Tossed her own babies into a sewer>Ruins marriages>Corrupted the world's OS by shattering the Elden Ring>Stupidly fertile— had Messmer, Melina, Morgott, Mohg, Godwyn, Malenia and Miquella in her female form, and countless other children we don't see according to the mausoleums>Likes humans, particularly non-god Tarnished filth like you and I>Canonically fat ass according to her modelYep. Would.
>>483680439toastie hostiegets through the game summoning for everythingkevins all over the shop
post your tarnished
>>483680350You mean Golden Vow? I don't think there's an incantation that specifically buffs lightning damage
>>483680517Literally none, you just started them by doing this. I guess you can't get >>483680154 as a summon because you can't give Thiollier the black goop from Moore, but that's it.>>483680596How do you not come to genuinely despise these people? Like they're legitimately just wasting your time.
>>483680290IS THIS LITTLE SHIT WEARING A WEDDING RING? RADAHNBROS? DID HE CONSENT?
>>483680591The perfect goddess wife
>>483680596where is he going
>Hand of Malenia sword>Cerulean Hidden Tear for infinite mana>Veridean Hidden tear for infinite stamina>Winged Sword Insignia, Rotten Winged Sword Insignia, Millicent's Prosthesis, Godskin Swaddling Cloth for successive damage buff>spam Waterfowl dance with unlimited stamina and mana for 15 straight secondsWould it be broken?
>>483679820Someone just did it against me a half hour ago and I've never seen it before so wasn't expecting it. I just killed him when he got close. I'm sure there is a practical application of it but after the wow factor wore off I was not impressed.
>>483680591Not even joking, finding out about the hornsent genocide made me into a Marikafag. That storyline really changed my mind about her. Glory to Marika.
>>483680517brick, none, but you've missed out on all of ansbach's extra dialogue for the secret crosses (where he explains basically the groundwork of the DLC for you).point of no return is the same as the basegame, burning a tree.avoid spoilers until then.
>>483680591>>483680745I love my mother in law and how supportive she is of me marrying ranni! No matter how you look at it marika is best girl.
>>483680708Not really. Also it's 10 seconds now post nerf.
>dodge radahns whole combo>swing>already being hit by his next combo>dodge it all>have to heal>he starts his next combo>dodge it all>hit once >dodge his new combo>get nowhereIt isn't a fun fight in the slightest, what a shitty poo encrusted note to go out on
>>483680745>Not even joking, finding out about the hornsent genocide made me into a Marikafag. That storyline really changed my mind about her. Glory to Marika.She killed billions......
>>483680815fingershield + antspur bleed
>>483680596KEVIN!>>483680673Kevin webm is infamous, but yeah, welcome to invading.Either you kill host or get deal with by his overlevelled 999 phantoms.
>>483680630fellow shieldbro
>>483680840>She killed billions......Fucking awesome, right?
>>483680815honestly the best you can hope for is good rng in phase 2there are certain patterns that will leave him open for longer periods such as the grab attack
>on my dragonform>use aspect of the Crucible wings>now I look like an ancient dragon with wings and I can flyMy dreams have come true...
does hornsent show up again after you help him kill messmer or is he just done? i don't think i got a reward from him
>>483680840Her only mistake was missing a few. Fuck em all.
I got Messmer's ass. How do I go further north. I think I missed an exit.
>>483680815Yeah it's fucking scuffed. I just cheesed it so it wouldn't ruin my experience.
I don't get itwhy is there so much hate for bosses that just ask you to do one simple and pretty easy gimmick to fight themevery other clip I see is people trying to chip away for 0.1% of their health per attackthey take like 10 seconds to fight if you actually do it the intended way
>>483680336>But my point is that this scenario only happens if you spare Melina by embracing the frenzied flameShe voices her motivation and that it surrounds the state of death in the lands between without you trying to do the Frenzied Flame ending.And I would say that motivation is incompatible with your view that she's acting on Marika's behalf.I think you can make an argument that Marika wants Hewg's god slaying blade to kill the Elden Beast and that's her plan for Marika. But I think that's not what Melina herself is up to or the extent of what she wants because of her own words on the matter.
is this AOW any good?
>>483680898he invaded me in rauh right in front of the centipede boss thing
>>483680596Classic Kevin
How many sins can we commit in one single game?
>>483680980Did you summon him against Messmer? He didn't invade me there
>>483680896The three attacks I've noticed he leaves himself open enough for one good strike with an Ash of War>The Grab>The Nuke>That one attack string that ends with him shooting light pillars in a 360 area around himMy win was just waiting for him to do these three attacks very patiently while I waited behind a shield.
>>483680884>>483680630So what's the scoop with that Carian piercing shield? Someone suggested it was OP a little while ago but I don't see anyone using it.
>>483680804Fuck. I wanted to see if I could no diff a furnace golem since you're in the air while using it. Though I don't know if it counts as a jump.
>>483680965>shields can critical strike>whips and perfume bottles can'tEXPLAIN THIS ATHEISTS
>No new great runesSuch a waste
>>483680979abolute dogshit. it's a worse hoarfrost stomp. takes forever to cast and the damage is pathetic.
>>483681027yeah i helped him get his revenge
>>483680902It's up to us to finish the jobFor our Eternal Queen Marika
>>483680871>>483680896Absolutely miserable that resorting to "cheap" strats or just being lucky are the best options. I'm not having fun at this point and neither reward is any use to me.Props to the anons who could be bothered to sit through all this crap
>>483680979weaker version of the real one on the poker
>>483680815Just learn his openings, they're very consistent.
>>483680965Hardest boss in the series history, right fromdrones?
Nanaya's Torch has a fuck huge madness buildup on ash of war. It's the best madness tool in the game right nowWonder how hard it's gonna be to get it on low levels.
Question, whats the difference between 2 dragon forms? just asthetics or some stat difference?>>483680979I think deathpoker's unique one is way stronger then this
>>483680898You fight him and all the other forgettable goobers alongside your old Mohg knight bro later.
>>483681112yeah this DLC wasnt very good. i felt most of the boss fights was like this honestly.>>483681181good luck killing that dungeon boss to get into the abyss forest
>>483681081the two shields are really just reflavors of each other and its mostly for the % you prefer.
>>483681112yep my kill was basically a good rng run after 4-5 hours of triesI had a couple of 5-10% hp left attempts before that
I found messmer easier than Rellana. Both of them suffer from unfortunate bloodbornification but messmer at least left some openings after doing his 15 strike combos combo whereas rellana was absolute relentless in her second phase
>>483680797This is what helped turn me into a marika enjoyer. Her(completely justified and morally correct) genocide of the hornsent and her essentially helping her step daughter get a husband. How can anyone hate marika? Seriously?
>>483680630
>>483680290Fromsoft went so hard making parallels with Marika that they made him look for a consort like Godfrey (Radanh like Godfrey) but forgot they are brothers
>>483681186Some stat differences, and the priestess form buffs Dragon Incantations, so like Lightning spear and such. While the other one boosts Communion spells, like the Dragon claw. I think the Rock Heart has higher DR.
>>483680948Backtrack, look for a collapsed-in Ruins after Rellana. If you're at Bonny Village, you're going the right way. Make sure you get the gesture there, it unlocks a region if you use it at a statue just before one of the Shadow Keep bosses.Also explore Shadow Keep a ton, there's an entire secret region hidden past an easily missable ladder + fake wall.
how do lightning perfume people deal with lightning immune enemies?
>>483681040The miquella light aoe is by far the easiest to exploit since he starts off at range to do it right at the beginning of phase 2as long as you keep about that same range as you start at, slightly more if possible (run a bit back at the start of the phase) then his AI will really favor using the aoe nuke. And by keeping that slight extra distance, you can make his aoe (centered on you, not him) end right about at radahn, so you simply run past the end of the aoe, it fires, then you turn around and don't have to run back to him because he's right there floating in front of you and you can get in like 4 seconds of attacksthat's what lets the ridiculous damage builds like perfumers one-cycle this boss as per webm, predictable jump at phase 1, predictable aoe at phase 2, fights already over
The deflecting tear has ruined me. I can't conceive of playing the game in any other way than 2handing a greatsword and waiting to deflect so I can do counter attacks and posture break in 2 swings, even when it's blatantly not a strategy well-suited to boss I'm on.I should have never doubted Miyazaki's wisdom by returning Elden Ring to rollkino, and he should never have put this concession to deflectards in the dlc.
>>483680531bizarre, I bought like 4 poisons from him but haven't found any use for them yet, I'm not sure how were you suppose to guess that this completely unrelated NPC would be susceptible, and only at nightoh welldo you still get her weapon and heart then, or is it a choice between that or ash?
So what's up with the Godskins? >spiral motif which is associated with Enir Ilim >Enir Ilim was one big altar where gods are made >Marika used Enir Ilim at some point using a lot of dead Hornsent to become a god>Melina is running around with a gloam eye
Can you get on top here?
>>483681081It has crazy high damage if you're an int user. Basically a colossal weapon that has guard frames while attacking. With 15 skibidi I was getting 3000 damage r2's
>>483681096Huh, I guess my save is just fucked or something. I've killed the scorpion bitch and didn't see him
>>483680840Wifey <3
>>483681289There are almost zero lightning immune enemies in the whole game and none in the DLCmaybe senessax has 80% resist, don't think anything else doesAnd guess whatrolling sparks works equally well on fire perfume, frenzy perfume (also fire) and ice perfume (magic)
>>483681351i mean if you want me to I will, daddy
>>483681285I wouldn't shitpost marika and rannifags so hard if they at least made it so tarnished could become his consort.
>>483681402>hmm I rushed through the dlc>guess I'll publically masturbate to fanfiction for another 2 yearsI hate you faggots
>>483680630just killed the skibidi avatar
>>483681213He wasn't in the battle royale, presumably because I helped him. Mine was Ansbach and Thollier versus Leda, Dayne, Moore and Freyja
>>483681418Nta but I assume it's an insta proc on the poison one?
>>483681351>>483681420I should sleep
>>483680971>do it the intended wayAnd where does the game explain that you need to use a limited resource crafting item, from a missable recipe book, from an unrelated lore-faction, to kill a furnace golem in a specific way.If it's intended, it'd explain it, like how Spiritspring Cairns have a note that Moore sells you.
>>483680596>>483680439
>>483681162>the boss is easy when you parry everything and take no damagewoah no shitthat's how action games work!
>>483681308Speaking of Miquella's light... I eventually stopped trying to dodge it and just tanked it behind a shield and Divine fortification. I almost feel like if you're not already running by the time the animation starts there's no chance to dodge it. Am I wrong or am I just too fat?
>>483681286Ah, gotcha, then i missread it somewhere at some point, i thought they both just boost dragon communion, my bad
>>483681479we'll never know because the poison one has a unique ash of war you can't overwriteit also not only has lower base damage/scaling than other perfumes, but physical damage which is much more reduced. And on top of that, its poison buildup isn't even better than normal weapons, just higher dps once applied
I really appreciate how few bosses have multiple health bars in the DLC. I'm not done yet but so far the only one I encountered was the Scadutree Avatar.
>>483681287Thanks. I have to admit I kinda glossed over the keep because the knights are very annoying. I'll have to put more effort into it I guess.
Do you trigger the miquella breaking of the rune thing if you immediately run from the start of the DLC to shadow keep or to Rauh base without killing any bosses?
Radahn anons how do I avoid the pull in gravity move, holy teleports, second gravity move
I've never used the Wondrous Flask outside of an emergency full heal.What tears are actually useful. I feel like I should be using this thing more often than I am. I've practically ignored it the whole game
>>483681493nah that's just underground bullshit. which they show as a green top of a mountain. for some reason.
>>483681230>what is muling items
>>483681312If the next game doesn't borrow more from Sekiro's combat and just goes back to rollslop I will actually be fucking livid
>>483681587I wanted Messmer to have two...
>get to the Abyss>wow this is cool>wander around this massive area for like half an hour>there's fucking nothing here besides one dungeon and a church with a fragmentwaow
>>483681313Its the ash and incant or the heart and weapon afaik.
>>483681620Thanks
Do these shoes look cute or stay with the theme and go barefoot?
>>483681602Greatshield
>>483681471All of the lore is fanfiction. We aren't getting a sequel in the 2020s if at all so that's what we have to keep us sane. Know what out of spite I WILL be writing fanfics. Infact they'll be exclusively sexual/romance based related to 3 npcsMarika x Tanrished Ranni x TarnishedNepheli x TarnishedEach based in the age of fracture, stars, and an ending where marika isn't able to recover respectively. I will start posting the smut in thread later.
>>483681637Yeah, Messmer really deserved 2 health bars. The snek phase felt really short.
>>483679724Where is St. Trina?I will Take Ranni, Millicent, Rya, latenna, and what's her name, the spirit tuning girl. Also St. Trina.
>>483680168>>483680296you know for a fact that the retardedly long hitstop input buffer is there to ensure that their perfeclty-timed roll catches always connect if you fumble even slightly while taking damage
>>483681592I think that happened to me. I had definitely killed the crossbow greatsword spirit but I don't think anything major.
>>483681504Its right next to a dead furnace golem, surrounded by furnace keepers who you can farm to get more furnace visages, right outside the shadow keep main entrance
>>483680630just got these claws for my str char, and you know what? they dont disappoint. i actually really like the ash of war on em.
>>483681638Yeah, the fact that they showed you riding torrent there in the trailer suddenly made sense. The area is obviously too large and empty to force you to walk, but I guess they thought that riding around ruined stealth sections
>>483681638the frenzy boss and that one madness dipshit in the middle-lower portion of the map that drops the talisman is the only thing there.that entire zone is for one talisman and one boss
>>483681604>+10 stats for hitting requirements or the extra scaling>charged attack tear for, you guessed it, charge attack builds>opaline hardtear for 3 whole minutes of 15% damage negation (honestly huge)>Sekiro tear>multihit tear for stacking with Millicent's prosthesis and the RWSI talisman
>>483681323forgotten/leftovers from the game that could have been. i blame years of rewrites and communication through a language barrier between a man who only writes obtuse stories you have to piece together and a man who hasn't written anything in over a decade
>>483681590No problem. If you want to catch a break the courtyard with the burning boats is whee you should look for the easily missable ladder, figure the rest out yourself for fun
>>483681663>finished with the dlc now it's time to have autogynephile roleplay cybersex with strangersKys
whats the spell buff on the dryleaf seal at 80 fai?
>>483681663>footjobs from Sellen
>>483681540That is correct, the aoe starts centered on you and gives you about enough time to clear it if you start running within maybe half a second of seeing his visual cue for rising up in the air. If you were locked into another animation and can't start running until it ends, you will get hit no matter what you do or how fast you react
>>483681684You can't avoid it?
>up my skibis>invasion consistency upplease tell me this is a fluke
>>483681730wait, what talisman?also there's an NPC who drops frenzy kung fu weapon
>>483681108how does a character who literally only exists in the form of statues and a headless corpse at the very end of the game have so much porn drawn of her
>>483681764Oh, I actually found that ladder on my own. The boss at the end was cool. The trouble started when I wanted to go north past the keep and towards the tree.Still, appreciate the advice.
>>483681862https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Aged+One%27s+Exultation
>>483681663hngg feeet feet show hnggfeet
>>483681638Yeah missed opportunity. The stealth section was unironically great and then it fizzles into nothing. Those Bloodborne guys should have been all over the place or something.
>>483681881It's a good design
Are you fucking serious?
Fuck, I did all of the north, and now the last 2 areas in the south including the dragon area are piss easy. I'm gonna need to figure out the intended order to play again in the future.
>>483681604I've just use health regen (it lasts very long and heals quite a lot) and damage negation for one hit (basically lets you tank any attack)but that's just default, if a boss clearly requires some other strategies, I try to adapt
I started working on a new character and I'm exploring limgrave for the first time in about 2 years. It's honestly super comfy, it feels like there's something cool every 5 feet there.
>factually a better ending>b-but he fucked his brother
>>483681213maybe they would be less forgettable if you didn't skip all their goddamn quests and end up fighting even the optional ones lmao
>>483681936It's a very graceful area.
>>483681936it's a reference to dark souls 3
>>483681936Viglets getting 1 shot by the hungry hippo bite or bodyslam.
>>483681630how do you do that without friends though?
>>483681913No problem. At the very least, if you're heading towards Bonny Village, the path it takes you you'll find a water-flooded region, make sure you find a lever to drain it.
>>483681989is miyazaki genuinely obsessed with feminine twinks or is this just a japanese thing
>>483681802Im asking for fashion advice on shoes...
>>483681809300? 305? something around that.
>>483681881She has a basic design, her corpse has a fat ass, despite people making their own face for her we do get a glimpse at part of her face and it's above average, she's the central character to the lore, has a bunch of kids so is a milf, and is one of the only two marriage options.
Is the leda fight mandatory?I already spammed unblockable blade to win it but I'd like to skip it in the future if possible because it was really unfun
>the blessed talisman glitch still works for PvP>just not for the MPlol
>>483682036Where do you think you are.
>>483682067being obsessed with feminine twinks is a normal thing
>>483682067No he likes big women and bare feet. Most of the gay shit comes from the artists.
>finally get to the divine beast boss everyone has been complaining about>it's kinowhat the fuck?
>>483682164>2024>still no giant barefoot woman fight
YOU RAIKU RADAHN, RIGHT GAIJIN?ENJOY STORY YES?
>>483679702Do we know how her face looks like yet?
>>483681264>B-But she committed genocide!They literally had it coming.>She shattered the Elden Ring!!She did so in grieving, give her a break. Plus, The Golden Order was bunk anyhow and now the status quo can be changed. She did us a favor.>S-She ruined Renalla's marriage!!!That means Renalla's single now bro. Prettiest feet in the game, too. Go get that schizo magic divorced queen pussy if you want it— plus that egg Radagon left behind can let you respec. Sounds like a good end-result to me.>She fucked over the Godskins!That's war bro.>S-She fucked over the fire giants!Oh you mean the fire giants that are savage assholes? First and only one you meet tries to kill you on-sight. Their troll cousins do too. Fuck em.Best girl
>>483682164big women is so fucking based. it really is a shame nothing has topped gwynevere
What's the point of radahn and malenia fighting each other?
>>483682137Eh I just summoned all my NPC friends and summoned a Spirit ash and had a big stupid brawl.
>beat mohg on my level2 twinktime to invade in the dlc
>>483679702based rellana keeping the concept of titty armor aliveshe must be seriously packing
Does anyone know what Bloodsucking Cracked Tear's exact stats are? I think it'd go good with my faith tank build for trading damage with bosses.>heaviest sturdiest armor possible>eat lobster>opaline hardtear and Bloodsucking Cracked tear>Alexander's Shard for more damage>Discus for more defense with dat heavy armor and hammer>Dragoncrest for more defense>whatever other talisman>optional ironjar aromatic for even more defense>Heavy Giant Crusher 25, double handed>Prayerful Strike to do massive damage and heal myself repeatedly>take flash for more defense and trade a little health for attack >keep knocking them down while healing myselfI want to know the exact numbers of the tear though. If I'm using more HP than I need to deal supreme damage it probably won't be worth getting the tear.
>>483682179People are retarded. >>483682216>nothing has topped gwynevereI volunteer.
>>483681881Traditionally conventionally attractive white woman with vivid golden hair, large sexual assets, who is into having kids and important to the narrative + contrast it with the state of the rest of the industry.
>>483682224Radanh broke his vow to be Miquella's consort and Malenia wanted him back, otherwise Miquella couldn't become a god
>>483682290how
>plot of the game is murdering a faggot who mind controlled his brother into being his sex slave and battle zombieCool!
>>483682224miquella wanted radahn dead so he could be a consort needed for godhood
>>483682179Yeah it's cool but I was a little annoyed with the camera on the first few tries
>>483682224To kill Radahn so he has his soul?Whos to say Malenia wasnt in on Miquellas whole plan? She was probably meant to kill Mohg too but Radahn put her in a coma so it fucked things up.
>>483680630My only gripe is there arnt more Light Greatswords and the onesfire mages swords are just UGSs because I think it wouldve been my main weapon if it wasnt.
>>483682206BASEDQueen Marika did NOTHING wrong. All who say otherwise are seething om*n.
>>483681936To be fair, it can oneshot even a 60 poise person if they don't have extra defense and armor + no shadowtree blessings.
>>483680531>>483681313>you can do it only at nightWhat the fuck lmao
>>483682206based fellow marikabro
*is forgotten*
>>483682206Her ruining rennalas marriage was necessary as she needed an elden lord after she sent godfrey away for her rebellion. I forgive her for that. Plus she hooked me up with rennala's daughter in the end so she has my undying support. Tarnished wouldn't have been able to marry ranni without marika I will be forever loyal to the greatest wingwoman in the setting
>>483682352i remember when the game just came out and everyone constantly said radahn jobbed to malenia. look how wrong they were lmao
>>483682432Anon I need a source right now.
What the hell are those Omen creatures in the Storehouse of the Shadow Keep
>>483682318I want Millicent to step on me.
>>483682067>Gwyndolin>Lothric>Kuro>MiquellaHe likes them, but his main fetish is quite well known to be large poison swamps that impede movement (not even kidding).
>>483682067Let's be real, Miquella was just a Griffith reference.
>creates your world>creates beings that are supposed to regulate it>yeah it kinda sucks>creates 3 fingers to reset it>fucks off to greener pastures
>>483682352>Whos to say Malenia wasnt in on Miquellas whole plan?Because that would make her a massive retard unless Miquella was mind controlling her
>>483682325rot breath, poison zwei, frost pots, frost lance, bleed thrusting sword, godrick's great rune, regen talismans, regen spell, mogh bubble, lightning pots, uplifting aromaticit was a great fight and i have a lot of appreciation for this boss now
>>483682313Iirc it heals you for around 0.75% of your health per hit and only lasts 45 seconds, which makes it aboslute dogshit. You're better off using the tear that slowly restores your health
>>483682426night rapes hit different
>>483682318>games that have nothing to do with elden ringi'm just so sick of people pretending to care about this shit. "But duh wamen aren't pretty" fucking god it sounds so pathetic
>>483680630i like milady now
>>483682448which boss fight is this I do not remember
>>483682490I think that's Bewyx's work
>>483682313Its stats are:>lasts 180 seconds>deals 1% of your max hp per second in damage>gives +20% to damage (of any kind)its that simpleits just power within from dark souls 1, but slight tweaks (that gave 40% damage, 30 stamina/s and lasted 100 seconds, same 1% drain)and just like power within, if you can get your max HP down low enough that passive sources of hp gain offset it, you can keep it up with no healing flasks needed
Doujin when
>>483682584Disregard that, I misread it as the other tear that restores hp and I'm a retard
>>483682576Radahn DLC armor confirma Malenia was in on Miquella's planMalenia is the Blade of Miquella retard, she is clearly very confortable to let her brother plan with her only needing to be the muscle
>>483682613>milady without shieldThose jabs at the start of the attack string are literally impossible to aim, I got spoiled by katanas and spears with nice wide slashesUnless you don't even use R1s and just spam AOW
>>483682490>>483682628it's ryanreos'
>>483682613put on a helmet you unsafe retard
>>483682613>anorexic skeleton legsDisgusting.
>>483682206Hey, rannifag here, I would like to point out something. She didn't properly genocide the fire giants. It wasn't an ethnic cleansing but a holy war. Their God is an outright danger to the erdtree. She allowed any giants who abandoned their religion to side with her, the trolls we see and iji are their relatives. Marika VS Giants could be legitimately argued as an act of self defense.
>let me solo her comes back>against messmer instead of Radahnis Messmer giving people a lot of trouble? he's pretty flashy, but the actual dodging pattern seems rather straightforward.
>>483682601When ugly women make games they self insert. When the diversity hires make the games they turn out bad. Not hard to understand
>>483682703i just use the R2 or the running/rolling R1s
>collect all scadutrees because Radahn is clearly balanced around that>finally beat him, still hard af>revive a couple of bosses with cheat engine to test out how they would be at max blessing>anything aside from maybe Bayle is completely triviliazed because I'm absurdly overpowered, even more so after the last patch>can't remove blessings either and they stay in NG cyclesI'm at NG+5, so it's not like bosses will even get much more stats than this. Why the fuck did they have to give Radahan so much fucking HP and damage compared to literally anything else? It pushes you to seek all blessings, but doing so you get too powerful for the rest of the DLC
God I wish I could have a parry and a regular Ash of war at the same time. I love being able to parry but you give up so much utility and power from a normal ash of war.
>>483682613hot
>>483682492Trophies/specimens from their Hornsent genocide
Let me try and understand.The Hornsent realized that the people from the shaman village made great jars. so they abducted them all and used them as the glue to bind the jar contents because they wanted jars for... some reason(?). Marika survived, but when she returned to the village they were all gone/dead. So she decided to become a god and also killed all the hornsent? Or was she already a god when the jar stuff happened she just wasn't paying attention?
Mods saving the game once again
>>483682448godwyn the shafteddoes anyone even understand what the duskborn ending is supposed to be, or is that still under debate?
>Exploring DLC>Find a chest>Oh boy I sure hope it's a cool new weapon or armor >Smithing Stone [5]
Hornsent lives don't matter.
>>483682179Only the camera is annoying about that boss
>>4836827492015 wants its discourse back, fatass
how many skibidis can you get without fighting anything in the dlc
>>483682784>Radahn is the final boss>It's balanced around Scadutree fragments>You need to explore the entire map to get Scadutree fragmentsNot hard to understand anon, clearly they intend to have you fight Radahn after you cleared everything else
>>483682734>he's pretty flashyI agree.>dodging pattern seems rather straightforward.I disagree. There's too much flash to understand what you are looking at for the first hour or two.. It's distracting and he has an unnatural rhythm. He's a trial and error fight. When you get it down, it is satisfying. But he's anything but straightforward.
>>483682846>extremely hidden area with a secret ladder>side path with one item in the entire area>cooking bookwho here even knows what cooking books do
why are rannifags siding with marika and marikafags you don't see other waifufags do this you're supposed to hate eachother
>>483682702>Radahn DLC armor confirma Malenia was in on Miquella's planI assumed that the description implied it was Miquella controlling or talking through Malenia because the text was in faux Shakespearean English that Malenia never uses in game, but Miquella doesIt would make sense considering Miquella was in Aeonia when it got nuked and gave zero shits about helping Malenia, he used her and he was now done with her now that she outlived her usefulness Maybe I genuinely overestimated the writing ability of Fromsoft and they just fucking forgot
>tranny host at 0 skibidi>we work the boss down to almost death painstakingly>other yellow dies>he goes afk for like a whole fucking minute>dies to moonsfucking retard nigger faggot chink spic sea monkey
>>483682848It is known
>>483682928About 10 I think.
Summoning is way too fucking SLOW for the faggot DLC bosses. Where is my drawstring summoning bell at to compensate for this horseshit?
>>483682734I have no way of knowing for sure but my bet is that he just has more fun with Messmer than he does with Radahn, the latter is a bit too bullshit
>>483682368Impressive. What's your fashion?
>>483682845>the reincarnation cycle is about your soul going back to the erdtree>if your soul doesn't go back you become one of "Those Who Live in Death">those undead are heavily discriminated against because the erdtree cycle is sacred>the ending makes it so they are instead veneratedI think that's how it goes.
>>483682952>It's a "anon believes he is more well-versed in the game lore than the creators themselves" episode
>>483682968+10 or 10 total (should be about +4)
>>483682584You're thinking of the wrong tear friend. Bloodsucking cracked tear is the one that uses your own health for damage.>>48368263220% on top of Prayerful strike and Giant Crusher which is already massive damage, not even counting all the talismans and other buffs sounds broken as fuck for only 1% max HP per second. You can probably kill most bosses before that in a trade of blows short of Radahn.I ganked the fuck out of Malenia doing that build with my mimic tear. Prayerful strike and Giant Crusher insta knock her down every time and you can outheal her damage and healing.
Marikaposters won.
>>483682894but those games are newer than 2015 my fujo friend
>>483682784They wanted you to have to learn the fight instead of just hoping you have an OP damage build that allows you to ignore everything about the fight.All bosses should be like that.
>>483682448all I ever understood from him was there was no way he ever was going to come back because his body and soul died, body fused with the erdtree and caused deathblight and soul ascended into becoming an actual god with no physical form.i dont think there was a way for him to actually come back is what im trying to say.
>>483682930I mean yeah, the point is that 20 blessings break everything else in NG+So even if I redo the DLC in future runs, pretty much only Radahan will be a challenge
>>483682601>"But duh wamen aren't pretty" fucking god it sounds so patheticAnon, the question can be boiled down to "why do people like attractive characters", and the answer simply mentioned that most females in the last decade are deliberately made to be unattractive, hence why the few that slip through are disproportionately more popular, like a "4/10 sat next to her 2/10 fat girl friends" thing that women do."fucking god" it's a basic answer to a basic question, you moron.
>>483682971>Pov you're at the entrance of a boss trying to summon a spirit ash
why are there a bunch of suicides in the corner of st trina's room
If you use swift slash ash of war in pvp I hope you get cancer
>>483682952>Maybe I genuinely overestimated the [...] ability of Fromsoft
>>483683049It's incredible how they made even the mundane-looking sets look really good in the DLC
>>483683062Eternal Victory
>>483683061Yeah I realized I read it wrong just as I clicked post, many such cases
>Ansbach states the Pureblood Knights realised Miquella was controlling Mohg and that despite nearly felling him they were stopped with Miquella charming them >This implies Miquella was not comatose and was coherent enough to speak and likely even physically able>Meaning this fight either took place before Mohg took Miquella from the Haligtree or it happened after thatOkay so either...1) Miquella charmed Mohg long before he was taken from the Haligtree which could imply Miquella ordered Mohg to take him from there. or2) Mohg kidnapped Miquella but Miquella actually woke up and interacted with Mohg and his followers. Resulting in him charming Mohg and ordering him around.Regardless of the order of events there I find Miquella's cocoon to be very interesting as it is essentially an attempt at replicating the Divine Gate. Mohg is trying to feed it the blood of countless sacrifices to try and help Miquella ascend to godhood, in the hopes of becoming his lord-consort, yet it fails. This is likely because Mohg simply lacks the correct quality of flesh (Numen) but creates this question of how and why Mohg even knows this much.I haven't completed the DLC but assuming it isn't elaborated anywhere...Why does Mohg seem to know the ritual to become a god and how can he get so close to pulling it off? Given Miquella bewitched him beforehand...that implies to me the possibility that Miquella taught Mohg about the Divine Gate and all of this shit about starting their own age, promising to make Mohg his consort if he helped make him a god. Leading to Mohg's blood cult performing shitloads of sacrifices to Miquella's cocoon to try and remake the Divine Gate.Assuming that's all correct then that would suggest Miquella was either seriously trying to use Mohg's dynasty to become a god or he told half-truths and was just using it to enter the Land of Shadow (how that works I don't know). Regardless it adds up to Mohg just being another of Miquella's attempts at divinity.
>>483683038I feel like simply changing the perspective living people have on the skellybois is a much less profound alteration than what is implied by any of the other endings sans age of fracture. I'm pretty sure people hate the undead because they're murderous assholes who attack you on sight.
I love Marika.
>>483683121Trannies saw what a real woman looks like
why are you guys like this?
>>483682845>Godwyn is specifically stated to have his soul killed>Literally the only character who cannot comeback, unless From did something like creating an afterlife for the afterlife>Godwynfags unironically convinced themselves they would get an edgy Prince of Death final fightlmao
>>483683087>make all other content trivial for future NG+>you can still cheese Radahan super easily with a great shield anywayGreat plan
>>483682734Or he's too much of a pussy to take on Radahn. Either way you can make most of their attacks not even hit you just by walking around them while you fight. Add a shield and a bit of defense and they're both pretty easy.
>>483683121me. Sorry.
>>483682943You don't have to want to fuck marika to appreciate her or her genocide of the hornsent. Marika's grace also points you down ranni's quest. If it weren't for marika's help rannifaggotry wouldn't be possible. She's marikaposters' wife and ranniposters' beloved mother in law. We are brothers in arms. There's no need for brother wars.
>>483683219Eclipse Greatshield, idiot.
>>483682954Can you tell what skibidi a player is at beyond their damage output?
>>483683219you should have been able to make a deal where ranni's soul gets obliterated and godwyn's gets to come back
>>483682703i like twohanding milady. with the two hand talisman plus the rotten sword talisman i am demolishing most things in my path
>>483682939>he has an unnatural rhythmdoes he? he has like 2 delayed attacks overall. others you're just free to roll towards the attack once or twice and you're safe. just stack some fire defense so you have time to learn instead of getting instagibbed and it doesn't take long.
How do Scat tree fragments work in coop?
>>483683281Check stats.
>>483683106entitled coomers like you shit your pants when a character isn't designed for you to jack off to. you "people" never post about ugly men in games, just your precious barbie dolls. you're not making a point, you're just sick in the head and no one has ever told you so before
>>483683102I have seen enough crying this past week to not really be impressed by your tryhard "hurrdurr everything will be le easy" post.Change builds or something lmao
>>483683330Host determines what level everyone is
>>483682959That's not marika that's Saber. That's closer to Leda than marika
>>483683330Based on host
>>483683057Explained what the ACTUALLY PLANNED FROM THE BEGINNING implications are of Mickey helping Freyja but not Malenia and leaving it to a dying Finlay to carry her way later
>>483683238Tbh some of Radahn attacks are so fucking retardes that the strategy to no hit him is quite literally "pray for good RNG so he doesn't use those 2-3 attacks"
Ive been doing coop helping my little oomfies clear bosses. Mostly Messmer cause I always get insta summonded there and hes genuinely a super fun fight. No bullshit moves.
>>483683330Everyone scales to the host's scooby snack level
did anyone actually struggle on the golden hippo? I beat it 2nd try
>>483682734I imagine it's because Radahn is a HP bloated slog with 2+ people
>>483683334You can check player stats?
so how long until it's decided that using deflecting hardtear means you didn't beat the game
>>483683324>instagibbedAre you 30+?
>>483682734i hate reddit circlejerk like this shut up
>RanniImagine slowly feeding her into a woodchipper. She starts off caught between outrage and derision. Proclaims that you have clearly lost your mind and that the consequences will be dire, blah blah blah. When you show no sign of stopping though her tack begins to change and she begins to threaten you. Blaidd will gut you like the filth you are, Iji will crush you alive, etc. By now she's lost everything beneath her knees. Her tirade of insults and guarantees of your hideous death continues until you reach her crotch. Now she's showing the first signs of fear. She can feel that the physical form anchoring her soul to life is beginning to fray. Rewards start being voiced. She could knight you, you know? And she is a princess, there are great riches stowed away in Caria Manor that she could bestow. Or... or magical knowledge! You'd like that, wouldn't you? Her haughty facade is cracking now as the woodchipper's grinding teeth reach her belly button. Look, you have her fair and square and even though her servants ARE definitely looking for her, they're sure to be far away. There's time to talk, to negotiate! You don't have to feed her into the woodchipper right now! J... J-Just stop for a moment and we could work something out... please..? That's the first the the "p" word comes out of her mouth. But it won't be the last. You pretend to consider her offer by stopping for a moment and you see a palpable look of relief come over both her faces. Then you start moving her again, faster this time. The woodchipper is past her belly button now and approaching her chest. She's well and truly panicked now and you can tell that her doll body must be reaching some sort of damage threshold. Her smug facade is completely gone, replaced by a terrified girl begging for her life. Her arms wave about like she's drowning and her face is the very image of fear. If she had tear ducts she would be crying. It's no use.
>>483682848>>483682848>>483682369>>483682206>>483680591>>483680840Is she actually that thicc in game or is there a meme I'm missing here with that being modded in? I haven't seen that character yet.
>>483683439never, this dlc asks to be cheesed explicitly 90% of bosses are fraudulent
I have played the game pretty much all the time since it got out. Still finding new shit, and there are still items/ashes/buffs that there is barely any information about online. I love it.
>>483682179Exactly the same case as with Bayle, otherwise kino fight ruined by the camera
>>483683382It is Leda
Speaking of marika here's the closest we have to her proper face(not corpse but damaged body). That one model does surprisingly capture her features well.
>>483683264>>483682943Under the Golden Order things can be conjoined. Except the H*rnsent "people".
How do you skip Renalla and the castle to get to Scadu atlus?
>>483683279Golden Epitaph idiotNot even Miquella was convinced he could actually revive Godwyn. He was settling to kill his body, and even that failed and added to the pile of Miquella abandoned projects like the Haligtree and Unalloyed Gold
>>483683486she actually only appears as a man in game she's like a split personality it's retardedshe's only shown as a statue
do you think he'll ever reveal how much or how little he actually had to do with the development of this game? I find it hard to believe that most of this plot was written out in advance at all
>>483683530Looks like a 90's mommy who works at the DMV and falls for any guy who's remotely nice to her.
>DLC is so shit that threads are already at the "pseudo-erp" stage
>>483683483There's no mercy in you whatsoever. If she wasn't such a stuck-up and conceited snob she would have seen from the very start, by the look in your eyes, that she was already dead from the moment you got your hands on her. She's grabbing onto the lip of the woodchipper now and has given up on begging, instead shouting as loud as she can for someone, anyone to come save her. Blaidd, Iji, even Seluvis or Pidia, as well as names you don't recognize, old Carian servants and childhood companions long dead. With your STR you force her further into the woodchipper despite her best efforts to push back against the lip. Her cries for help turns into a high-pitched keening wail as the realization finally hits her that this was going to be the way she dies. All the plans, the plots, all her efforts, the long route she'd walked from before she'd even secured Godwyn's assassination, her entire life's work to usher in the Age of Stars, it was all going to end here. At the hands of a Tarnished of no renown and a woodchipper. An ignoble, pathetic end like this, for a princess like her...! A genius spellcaster! A master schemer! No! She doesn't to end like this! Her death cry is abruptly cut short when whatever physical requirement for her doll body to keep her soul attached is passed and she instantly falls silent. For the past dozen or two dozen minutes your ears had been full of her but now there's nothing but the rumble of the woodchipper. Her doll eyes are vacant, the face contorted by horror and fear. The spirit face is gone and her arms are limp now. You hoist them up straight and feed the rest of her into the woodchipper unceremoniously. There. All done. Nothing of Ranni the Witch, Last Princess of Caria, Lady of the Dark Moon remains but blue splinters of porcelain, wood and twine.
>>483683530I'd ask for sliders but it looks like a custom face
>>483683386Maybe Fromsoft doesn't give a fuck about people's no hit runs and wants people to try different builds and equipments for different bosses. Radahn and Messmer can be fought easily with a shield.
>>483683530i prefer the real marika>>483683560 and pic related
Has anyone tested the Ancient Meteoric Greatsword AoW damage scaling? I want to maximize it but I don't know if it depends on STR, ARC or just overall weapon AR (like Marais does)
>>483682734I'm currently being filtered by Radahn, Messmer was a fucking breeze
>>483683560>>483683264>>483680840>>483680902Covenant to join the hornsent when
>>483682943Because our waifus both did horrible things for the right reasons, and in the end were just trying to make the world a better place. Common ground
>>483683601>By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.the popo ending was definitely his
>>483683121thats just where the bloodstains spawn after drinking her nectar
>>483683015Banished knight Helm (hooded), Raksasha Armor, war surgeon gloves, and Gaius greeves (i wear the pants he never could). Weapon is Milady (wish fire knights sword was a light greatsword since it would look better.) and shields serpant crest. definatly one of my favorite looks in the game as a sword and board knight.
>>483683601I guarantee you he has no fucking idea about anything in the game at all.People can argue that the story is that he did the pre-history world building and story, and then Miyazaki did the post-shattering stuff. But I have a hard time beliving that because of how similar ER is to the previous fromsoft stuff.
>>483683601They said the DLC was stuff they couldnt fit in the base game.So we paid 40 dollars for leftover rejected content.
Does Igon's bow do anything special to dragons? I hate fighting these cunts, I just want to pull out a greatbow and headshot them like it's an AWP. Imagine if you could load up with chain ballista arrows and if you hit the wings the dragon gets perma grounded and can't fly or reposition and if you hit the head you get a free 30 second window to just go ham on the fucker.
what?
>>483683604I'm loving the DLC and just filter out any comments on lore, ERP, "beat the game", skibidi, or other reddit things
>>483683439It is definitely easy mode because of how forgiving the window is. I personally found it unsatisfying but it's not very important to me how other people complete the game.
>HEY GUYS REMEMBER NEW LONDO!?Yes thank you 'zaki
>>483680630Just hit the Fort Of Reprimand and still haven't found any armor or weapons to replace my good old Raging Wolf and Iron Greatsword.
>>483683593So where's these Thicc Marika's coming from I keep seeing like >>483680840I saw a youtube video with it.
Imagine the hornsent won and captured Marika and put her in a pillory naked for public use until she dies, just a constant train of horned cocks being rammed up her snatch until it prolapses and even then it doesnt stop. Brutal cervix bullying.
>>483683775>just filter out any comments on lorekeky fucking pow
>>483683601odds are he scribbled some shit on a napkin about an unspecified outer god setting up a bunch of flawed gods/goddesses and then watching the dominos fall and left it at that
>>48368344923>>483683772There's a lever to rotate the entire central pillar. It will be reachable from a different spot.
>>483683715I will personally murder as many hornsent with with my darkmoon greatsword as possible, miniature ranni will cheer me on as we butcher them, marika will smile knowing she chose her heirs well.
>lvl 120>80 dex, pure dex build with S scaling keen weapon>damage output won't get better>first dlc boss has the same hp as elden beast but even better standard protection>need like 30 jump R2 to kill itAm I doing something wrong?
>>483683771Only with his special ammo, it boosts the harpoon arrows
>>483683604Marika won. Deal with it.
>>483683765lmao. I could have gotten half as many new areas, weapons, ashes, and incants and still been happy with the price.
>>483683530MY BELOVED
Get the scat fragments.
>>483683883You need scadutree blessing upgrades. Go explore. It's mandatory. The DLC is designed so you scale off scadutree framents instead.
>>483683530Right is what a normal woman looks like. Not the awful troglodytes the west thinks they are.
>>483683750Thanks.
>>483683883Post your scadutree level
>>483683432If you check your stats, there's skibidi+ash levels below your levelsIf you get summoned, it shows host lvls instead
>>483680168Why did the game buffer in the attack?
This guys is pretty cool
>>483683883in addition to what the other anon said about scadutree fragments120 is way too low for the dlcyou should be at least hitting 150 for pvpfaggotry and then just leveling as much as you want if you don't care about that because there's plenty of people still co-oping in the 150+ range
>>483683938post neck
are there any hidden walls anywhere or did they completely give up on those?
>>483683573never mind found itforgot about the wind currents down in the poison area takes you to the castle reprimand in scadu atlus
I like the darkmoon greatsword because it rewards you more for landing charged R2s
>>483683883Yes you are doing something wrong. Upgrade your Scadutree Fragment level.
>>483680965how would this work without the sekiro tear?
>>483683883dip into faith. lightning weapons keep their dex rating pretty high so it's a straight up upgrade. not to mention the buffs it lets you use.
>>483683976Nice job self telling that youve never seen a woman with no makeup
>>483683851'prisoner of war'?Anyway, if you need more context: it's just not interesting
>>483683883Did you level your skibidi
AAAAAAA I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE I NEED TO GOOOONNNN I ONLY PLAY VIDEOGAMES TO GOON TO THE WOMEN IN THEM IF I GO A SINGLE THREAD WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HOW I WANNA GOON TO MARIKA/RANNI/MALENIA/LITERALLY ANYONE IN THE GAME I WILL LITERALLY DIE AAAAAAA GOON GOON GOON POWPOWPOW MY SEED WILL WATER THE SCADUTREE INTO A NEW AGE
>>483684000Poorly
>>483683861Do you know how to get to the top of the Shadowkeep? There's more area it looks like above where you fight Messmer and even a higher up Grace. I couldn't figure it out. I tried using the lever again but it didn't have any options. What's at the top?
>>483684029all i asked was for you to post a picture of your neck
>invasionsGodawful 1v3s that are unwinnable if one of them use any kind of meta builds(they all do)>duelsA test of who has the best weapon to hit through the janky latency that From still hasn't fixed after like 15 years.
ahem...BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
how long does sekiro tear last?
Describe how you feel about the new map.
Marika does not look like that
>>4836841385 minutes. Yes, you read that right.
I'd like to add we do see marika's body, pre undamaged, in official artwork, we see her from the front and behind. Her body looks more like her ingame model and less like her porn model, she's certainly less curvy than porn marika, but her body is still near peak human
>>483684138Not long enough
>>483683486Jokes aside, If we got by Radagon's model then kinda. The ass is fat
>>483684142I can show you what my description looks like, but not let you read it.
Whats a good level to stop at for coop?
>>483684163what the fuck
One thing they nailed this time was the reduction in shitty caves and catacombs. The few that are in the DLC are pretty decent
>>483683937>>483683957>>483683994I got level 2 so far and tried fighting the divine beast. Can I find more in the first area?
>>483684216sure as long as it's not just a picture of the map.
>>483684114i've had more fun and success invading in the dlc than in any previous from game
>>483683367Who the fuck asked.>you "people" never post about ugly men in games, just your precious barbie dollsCompare the base model of the men and the women in most games (from Mass Effect Andromeda, to recent AssCreeds, to Baldurs Gate) and you'll see the supermodel men be preserved almost 1:1 while the women have their jawlines jacked out, a light helping of fetal alcohol syndrome and hijab-tier clothing covering up the flattest chest and ass you've never seen.It does happen to men too (see the Metal Gear remake and what they did to Snake), but for the most part, most video game players aren't into men and the effect is far less common. Always get Debora Wilson's ace 1:1 for some reason thought.>you're just sick in the head and no one has ever told you so beforeAnon, again, it's a basic answer to a basic question. Beauty might be subjective, but that still means there are generally aggreeable standards which appeal to more people, of which Marika ticks basically every box.
they need to nerf swift slash fast, the fact I have to carry it now and be the first one to pop it or I die is fucking stupid
How do I use the darkmoon greatsword?
>>483684164In addition on her model she has a huge ass. Her, radagon, malenia, amd ranni's original body all had fat asses. It has to be genetic.
>>483684080calm down fujo im sure youll beat that boss soon no need to be cranky
>>483684268>Level 2There's plenty to find, go back to the plain and other regions and keep looking around. Look for crosses and churches. The guys holding sparkling pots over their heads sometimes have em too
Spoonfood bulletin to the newfags: Crystal Cafe is known to raid here
>>483684308Even something like >>483683530 is better. Her actual ingame model has a chin and jaw but it's not Brad Pitt tier like 99% of other female characters nowadays. She looks like a normal woman you'd see back in the 90s.
>>483682732>genocides you in self defenseWHY DID YOU MAKE ME DO THIS??
>extremely retarded final boss and ending>big ass map but shit rewards for exploration >Bosses range from great to dogshit>cool but impractical weapons and ashesNot gonna replay it/10
>>483684290pretty sure it's an analogy for inaccessible map sections, anon>>483684236isn't it just 3 min as usual?
>>483684307Same. I do miss 6 player invasion chaos and purple phantoms but this is really excellent.
>>483684024lightning doesn't scale off faith
>>483684142considering how much I played the old map Its a nice change. theres some cool stuff around but theres maybe a couple of areas where i'd like more from it like the scadu chalice, finger areas, and cerulion coast comes to mind. if the games are more like this moving foward with mapes like the dlc then id dig it. my only gripes are not related to the map.
>going through abyssal woods>happen upon scooby doo ass mansion in the middle of a fucking swampaw hell naw
>>483684441>Tree-worshippers and fire-worshippers go to war>AIIIEEE MY MORAL CONDEMNATION YEEEEEFags like you spamming your "is le character a war criminal? XDDD" leddit circlejerk are insufferable
>Marika's face when i tell her i just killed 100 Hornsent babies
>>483684498oh shit it doesn't. what the fuck was I thinking of then???
it's been like 15 years of mainstream FS games. Developers know people want this style of storytelling.How come nobody's managed to pull it off to nearly the same degree FS manages?
>>483684429Not familiar with what that is. ERP spam?>>483684519Why are you talking like an Omen?
>watch any playthrough or see any grey phantom in the world>jump r2>jump r2>jump r2>jump r2>jump r2great dlc
>>483684536t. omen
>>483684441They shouldn't have worshipped this fucking thing.
>>483684429>4chan for girlsThen they'll have no right complaining about the coom-posting. I bet it happens over there for various fictional men.
>>483684497Throwing shield is fucking insane for invasions.
>>girls
>>483684228I get summoned a lot at 150
>>483684429>>483684564the fuck is 'crystal cafe'narcissitic schizos will think everyone is "raiding". if i show my gf your post on insta and she comes here are you getting raided by instagram?
>>483684626They're the ones who do half the coomposting, a few months ago we were flooded with writenigger shitfics shilling fujo yume husbando shit for just about every male enemy in the game
>>483684595Yeah actually what the fuck were the giants thinking? Ugly as shit face in your chest and stomach? Your pubic hair is its beard? I wouldn't worship that shit
>>483684551lightning scales off faith in the souls games, in elden ring it is only sacred damage that is faith scaling. i'm kind of bummed they didn't implement a cold/frostbite equivalent for faith builds in the dlc, dragon lightning or something
Fuck bayle fuck this stupid fucking fight how do I dodge ANYTHING?
>>483684674Take a deep breath, Anon. I just asked a question.
>>483680630still haven't settleld on a build so it's a work in progressthis DLC hit it out the park with the weapons holy shit
>>483684268You can get to like level 5 in the starting zone
MY NAAAAAAME IS COMMANDER GAIUSAS I BREATHE YOU WILL N-MOVE IN HASTE AND DIE, WRETCH
>>483684268You can probably get to like 10-15 without killing anything major honestly
>>483684694women are disgusting perverts>>483684721fight is kino thoyou can strafe most of his attacks too
>>483684506You cute
>>483684440I don't give a fuck, you bitch ass nigga. I like sexy women with big titties and you like cock.
You know, I really fucking miss the incantation animation cancel bug. It made incantations actually fun to use.
>>483684565are you new, that's been the entire game not just the dlc
>>483679727>imbibe the nectar
>>483684721Check Ongbal's vid on it>>483684268there are maps online where you can toggle what of items you see. use them
What was the vow between miquella and radahn? Was radahn like beat me twice and i do it? Also anyone else see resemblance to metyr and ebrietas? I wonder what's up with that >inb4 from is creatively bankruptnNo seriously i might bring it to /x/
>>483684440Exactly. It doesn't need to be coomshit like that korean one that blew up a while back, but it doesn't take a genius to figure out the equation that white woman + blond hair + big tits + big ass + above-5-face + into having kids + not overweight is a winning formula for sexual appeal.I mean for fucks sake, Rya is a hunchback that's missing eyebrows (when she's not a deformed twig-armed snake-thing), and she's got more going on in the appeal department than 90% of modern output in fiction because she ticks some of the above boxes.
Why does Tanimura keep on doing it?
>>483684836They just needed to balance it so it cannot be abused to launch giga spells for free. It was fluid and fun as fuck to use.
Lori (boss) is proof Elden Ring was designed for coop.
Is the only difference between dryleaf arts and dane's foot work that 3 out of the 6 attacks in the r1 combo are now just kicks instead of having some punches thrown in? Everything else seems exactly the same, I guess it is a minor buff since more of the string will scale with the shattered stone talisman, but I was hoping for more of a mixup
>>483684819>legs that wouldn't look out of place on a 300lb woman>i like """sexy women""you like hamburgers and potato chips
>>483683530mega qt, this is unironically hotter than the neotenic hyper 3d blender hentai model that gets spammed everywhere. i would marry that.
Just found out that Relanna is technically optional boss, and all of her castle can be skipped
>>483684268You can get 5 but 3 fragments now equal 5 pre-nerf so if you actually want to beat him you can't go over 3 fragments.
>>483684883it would be hotter if she were visibly pregnant thoughbeit
>>483684404>>483684757>>483684763Thanks lads. I'm trying to do a blind playthrough so I can experience story and bosses, but that means no wiki and guides.
>>483684891Prove that was Tanimura, because my counterpoint is that I'm looking at a swamp so Zaki personally designed that.
Just found out that Rennala is technically optional boss, and all of her castle can be skipped
>>483684819lmao nigga
>>483684640Honestly yeah. The FP usage is so low it's unreal. And even if I'm in danger of running out of FP I just equip the blue regen talisman and problem solved.
>>483684721he's the only fight remembrance so far that feels fair and not like I need to bust out the deflecting tear just to survive (or doesn't have horrible camera issues like divine beast)just stack your fire/electricity resistance and roll, his attacks are quite telegraphed
>>483684938Neat discovery, Anon.
>>483684819Based and trueFags and troons seething
>>483684918I know what I'm about.
Is Patches expanded on in thr DLC or did they abandon his quest entirely?
>>483679543What was the day that the leaks got confirmed? I want to check the reactions from here in the archives
Question: If I use Endure can I just poise through boss attacks?>boss has a spaz attack>i endure and trade>roll away, endure and use healing pot>endure and go in to tradeIt could work, right?
>>483684893Honestly the fact Flaccidsex laserbeam show exists with it's instant startup, I'd make an argument that animation cancelling into bigger spells was also completely fine.
>use sword of light +10 weapon art>deals 700 damage to enemy>use sword of dark +10 weapon art>deals 4000 damage to same enemy>same scaling, same damage type, same enemy, same pose to cast itwhat the fuckhow is +20% holy damage supposed to be worth that vast difference in damage and reducing enemy holy resistance
>>483684969
>>483684974Look out for the glowing crosses and shadow dudes holding pots on their heads
>>483684819OTHER ANON IN ABSOLUTE SHAMBLES
>>483684994>Prove that was Tanimura, because my counterpoint is that I'm looking at a swamp so Zaki personally designed that.Zaki specifically makes poison swamps, not just any old swap.Also, corrected some spelling as I missed the letter H in should.
>>483685036>Queen Marina the Eternally Blazed
>>483685090We get to see what dancers from Lady Tanith's land look like. that's about it for even tangentially related patches things
>Me liking ridiculously overblown hentai proportions actually makes me the real masculine male!Can you niggers do this on /pol/ or /b/ or any of the other designating shitting boards set aside just for you?
>Oh I got it I got it! And then, Rykard let's himself be eaten by a serpent and become this thingIf you liked the writing of Elden ring, them you can't complain about the writing in the DLC. You get what you fucking deserve
>>483685117>clothes follow the exact shape of the body instead of flowing over itlazy shit
>>483685085>mutton top and leg fatso you prefer fried chicken
>managed to miss st trina's cave despite exploring that penisula TWICE and not noticing there's actually a way to climb down that massive fucking hole
>>483685105New Godfrey Dew Talisman gives Poise while using sippy cup, so you can endure while you chug. Only downside is that poise has been turned off since Bloodborne and they've forgot to turn it back on since.
>>483685161Faggot
>pre war on terror middle eastern mysticism aestheticKino.......
>>483685169What exactly is the problem with Rykard bravely letting a giant snake vore him?
>>483685169Rykard is cool tho
>>483685204how do you not notice the a giant holethere's messages all over the place sayin you can jump down, and a ton where you do it
>added a ton of new good madness shit>locked it all behind one of the most bullshit bosses for a low level character to handleFuck you, i'm still going to do it on my base priest
>>483685110because a lot of enemies have high holy resistance unless they're undead. lowring their resistance would equal more damage since that means making enemies that usually have decent holy resistance can now have holy reistance the equivlant of an undead enemy. I just wish the AoW was faster and more like a debuff you apply to an enemy like in the convergence mod.
>>483685161Marika is Elden Ring related.
So why is Messmer full of snakes anyway
How does she just keep winning?
>>483685161>waaaaaaah big tits and hourglass figures are bad but i'm not a faggot noooooooooooooooooo
>>483682613tranny
>>483685169godrick is at least supposed to be the most pathetic demigod, and he's still very funny/memorablerykard got incredibly shafted; is he even brought up in the dlc once? is he relevant to any other plot point at all?
>>483685097They weren't "confirmed" until the literal launch hour, there were different shades of delusion about it being a mod right up until that point. Here's a collage of stupid faggots who said I was wrong for saying Garden of Eyes didn't build an arena / skybox / fight for 4 weeks just to leak a fight 1.5 days early.
Sorry Ranni, it’s my turn to ride the Marika train
Imagine how Marika must have absolutely reeked of pheromones every month when she was ovulating. Just this palpable reeking feminine musk of a bitch in heat.
>>483685331now slop her spanking miquella
Man, Electrocharge sucks. What a shame
Alright /ERG/ you get thick Marika as a wife and she shares all her powers with you including eternal life and youth, resurrection, holy magic and healing magic, and super strength. She's your's to do what you want with for eternity and she is completely submissive.The catch is instead of periods she turns to Radagon for one week a month and WILL fuck your ass with her massive hammer of Radagon. Repeatedly. In Radagon form she is completely the opposite and will top you and dom you whenever she wants in her male form.Do you accept her as your wife? You get 3 weeks of fucking a month and unlimited powers, but one week of getting fucked.
just locked myself out of a questline of course
>>483684819>I don't give a fuck, you bitch ass nigga. I like sexy women with big titties and you like cock.Reread his post. He was agreeing with you. He was saying that even the ingame marika face we have is better than western woman faces in games. You attack your own side
>>483685169Was it ever explained what the fucking deal is with the Godskins, God-Devouring Serpent and Messmer all being flame-related and serpentine? And how the Gloam-Eyed Queen seemingly created (or even gave birth) the serpentine Godskins?
Queen Marika The Eternal Butthurter Of Fags And Trannies
Attention everyone this guy is currently masturbating and has to make it the problem of a thread full of video game players for the next hour
>>483685437she actually doesn't look like that though
>>483685383Cut the unlimited power, I only want pussy. You can cut the faggot shit too, homo
>>483685383I don't want to get fucked in the ass so we'd likely redo the shattering every month
>>483685383where do i get that armor set>>483685437where are her organs
>LOOK im posting offmodel softcore porn LOOK AT HER TITS BRO THEY'RE SO BIG i need the entire thread to see this I AM GOONING TO HER RN OK???
>>483685054>>483685143The anon he's replying to is agreeing with him. Read the actual post. He's saying that even the more "plain" marika we see ingame is miles better than what western media produces for women, which was part of >>483684819's original point in that western media produces ugly mannish female characters
>>483685447sounds like your average coomerbait /v/ thread to me
>>483685383Anon, I think you might've not thought this hypothetical through. See, I'm attracted to Marika AND Radagon, so if anything, I'm just disappointed that she won't become Radagon more frequently. I'll take the deal though.
>Eternal Sleep status effect>Not actually eternal???
>>483685461would be a lot cooler if she did
>>483685358>>483685097>What was the day that the leaks got confirmed? I want to check the reactions from here in the archivesAbout a week before launch. Just look at the dates of the copium posts.
>>483685261he thought it was cool
>>483685487>He wants rewards without consequence Not how the game works
>>483685383>Get Marika but also faggy Radagon that wants to pound my assGonna pull a Miquella and cast out that red-headed fudgepacker so my anus remains intact. I'll risk it
>>483685461>she actually doesn't look like that though
what move was this supposed to be
>>483685303What do you mean, without upgrading beyond level 10 or whatever you start at as a priest?
So where's the good Marika porn hiding at?
>anons melting down about someone posting fanart of marika i just want aislop of her beating miquellai'll settle for aislop of anyone beating miquella, fuck that faggot
>>483685547What's the difference between eternal sleep and sleep?
>>483685549Not really, no
So did they nerf chudahn or what happened?
I don't care about your faggot ERP by proxy while you avatarfag as some porn artist's rendition of Marika thoughbeit
>>483685517>the anon he's replying to uh totally not me hahahaNo that's you.>ummmmmmm actuallyThis is embarrassing.
How do i know if i'm on new game plus?i started the game after stopping a year ago and can't remember which was my main account, one is level 132 and another is 60. There's no symbol or anything to show a difference, i don't wanna fight newgame plus enemies for the first time when doing the dlc
>>483685447>>483685508>Are those big tits?>AHHH IM GOING INSAAAANE!! ETHICS DEPARTMENT HELP MEEEEEE
>the new death sorceries are fucking trashback to ''blue magic''.
>>483685161While I prefer my marika accurate to the game/official art, you're a faggot
>>483685675I don't give a fuck what you want.
>>483685097when reviews were released and we saw Radahn's weapon and two separate mentions of the boss fight (one as a Lothric re-skin, the other one saying we can infer the final boss from DLC entry requirements). I was team fake/coping and I still wish this wasnt' the story and the final boss
is microcosm any good
>>483684565That is pretty much how to play the game. Either jump r2 or ash of war spam unless your weapon is quick enough to get a hit in between combo
>>483685694Go to the main base game. If the Limgrave enemies deal more than chip damage you're in NG+
>>483685703Sovl>>483685723Slop
Post Marika’s ass faggots
>>483685703why are her nipples hard
>>483685612Pretty sure that's the Greatsword of damnation.
I had no idea that your mimic tear can be blighted until the other day.
>>483685383Wait a minute, If I got all her powers including magic power, regen, and super strength, what's stopping me from beating Radagon into submission?
>>483685675>Look! I'm help- ACKGenocide vigorlets
>>483685746The game? No it fucking sucks.
>>483685161>men like female sexual traits?>h-how could this be? women with female sexual traits don't exist!
>>483685161Sorry no one cares about her dead gay son anymore that must be upsetting to you personally.
>>483685703Yeah I'd totally let Radagon rail my asshole into a quivering golden mess to suck on those tits
>>483685723is it just for the lore accuracy or do you prefer this body type as well
So are all the new incantations trash?
>>483685383I wouldn't accept any form of marika as much wife. The evil Welsh ghost is my wife.
>>483685816When he turns back into Marika the injuries might carry over
>>483683530>only decent looking women in the game are the ones you can marryBased Mike Zaki
Marika wonFags lost
>>483685742I was in the "messmer and bayle looks extremely real, but radahn doesn't - probably because of the low res of the vid and the barebones arena. not really sure"-camp
>year of our lord 2024>storm stomp into fully charged iron cleaver r2 still kills people
>>483685769She saw the tarnished kill her unwanted progeny
>>483685097annoying.one side was constantly posting leaks and shitting up the threads and others were coping hard about radahn being the final fight because the leaks made it look like a shitty garden of eyes mod. Granted the webm that was shown had a guy abusing statuses and messing with the bosses AI on top of it being pre release patch so the AI was fixed for the most part.everyone freaked out and called it a retcon about miquella being some boy groomer and instead of just waiting for the game to come out and explore why its the case. it makes "slightly" more sense actually doing character quests and exploring instead of bumrushing the dlc.
>>483685612Messmer orb then he got flattened by redman
>>483685883she's welsh?
>>483685383
Should I just give up on hand to hand? I don't do yellow damage to any boss. Feels like I'm just gimping myself.
>>483685161>please reply to me with even more Marika fanartOkay if you insist.
>>483685913Uhhhh based?
>>483685925define "people"
>>483685383I will take the deal just because I love Radagon. I will endure as much straight sex as necessary for only one night with him
>ambush ahead, therefore be wary of right4 ratings>"you don't have the right, o you don't have the right therefore o you don't have the right" in front of an unopenable door9999 ratings
>>483685913Thy kind should be skinned and burnt alive
>>483685097People were calling it fake at first. With more leaks revealed, people started to believe it, but there were a few that still think it’s fake. Some anons went through five stage of grief while the other anons kept rejecting it
>>483685983h*sts
>>483685975You better not be complaining about lack of damage if you're not gathering scadutree fragments
>>483680205Can you get this and the priestess heart/flowerstone gavel in a single playthrough?
>>483685691You may have brain damage.
the rider kick is fucking worthless in pvp, don't bothert. landed it once after invading all night
>>483685626my base level invader priest with +1/3 weapons, yes
>>483685169it's a legitimate strategy
>>483686013My favorite ones were the retards reaching for the old reliable cope: Everyone who posts things I don't like is organising on a tranny discord.
>>483686004surely those are dev messages and not upboated by actual people
>>483686050no
>>483686007Cope, just look at >>483685978Tummies like that are designed by the Greater Will to swell with interracial babies. We know Black men exist in the Lands Between because of Big Black Boggart. My first act as Elden Lord is to import more guys just like him en masse. Number one national priority. Men only
>>483686004>Day 1>Message just says "tree" in front of a painting of the Erdtree in Roundtable Hold>9999 ratings in the first couple hours of the game being released
>>483685913CURSE YOU, KIKE
>>483685862Lore accuracy. It helps that her lore accurate ass is massive.
>>483686103Fuck off troon
>>483685913spitting facts
>>483685913>>483686103Why are jews like this?
ah time for a nice chill day->I am malenia, blade ofoh right still need to that...well, fire giant and +9 first>conversation about SPIRIT ASHES>me: well if you could summon skeletons in pvp i'd use them>two separate people: uh actuhually you can use rosus axe or tibia summons :swe were talking about SPIRIT ASHES retards.>who are you quoting?im not linking threads from yesterday, and I do this every day get used to it for christs sake.
>>483686035I'm at level 10 skibidi. I beat Midra but the lack of damage was suffering. My heavy attacks do like 400 damage to Bayle with 80 STR. I can never tell if me losing is a skill issue or a skibidi issue.
>>483680630hundreds of thousands playing but no-one will summon me for ranni's mom
>>483686062That boss isn't very tricky if you do your research. In any case, you cannot bitch about things being hard when you go into areas massively underleveled.
>Blackedfags are hereIronic considering the overwhelming majority of Marika's r34 is with a white dude, be it handmade stuff or AIslop.
>>483686103Boggart has a European facial structure and blue eyes. At the very worst he's a mixed up Brazilian. Never call him that again.
Marika SEXO
>>483686104why do i see so many "no horse ahead" messages in every random place?
>>483686218why the fuck would you leave your summon on this boss out of all the options
>>483686151i like her ass. her upper body looks kinda mannish to me here
>>483686209level 10 is pretty low for those bosses anon.Also what weapon are you using
>>483680287>cheap, 10% to everything and lasts like 3 minutesthe incantation is surprisingly good
>>483686218What level?
>>483685419No lolI guess snakes = fire in elden ring
>>483686237Elden ring is not for niggers or kikes, they got fighting games for that
>>483686103>Black BoggartBut he has blue human eyes, straight hair and a thick Manc accent. At worst he's a mutt with dominant yuro genes.
>>483686237The one posting it is >>483685161 specifically.
>>483685169I think whats funny is people unironically thinking its a retcon that Miquella ended up being a badguy for the DLC. even when the theories of him being St. Trina and the item description stating she essentially mind controls people was a red flag. Anyone that is considered "the kindest niggas around" were going to be doing something evil in the background in secret or later on is a given with these games. all the gods are fucking insane and the only one who isnt is godweyn and thats just because hes fucking dead ad got turned into something different. stories fine, people are just overdramatic and thinking too hard because not everything in the game is hard to understand.
I've tried everything I can, but I just cannot fucking beat Radahn.Surely someone feels like Rolling Thundering his ass for me before they nerf it on PS5.
>>483686285Dryleaf arts.
>>483683803Pic related is the one fanart that decided Marika's design among the fanbase.
>mariko with a bombshell bodyrannibros our response?
>>483686251>>483686316He's just tanned from spending all day outside in the sun fishing and cooking crab
there's a few rooms in the storehouse that I can't get to, and from looking at the wiki it says theres a back section and a loft. am I supposed to go through this path to get to the east section of the keep and the back section of the store house..?
>>483686415>flat>doll>four arms>holoface that shows her true emotions/expressionsthat's it for me bud
>>483686415if you're doing Ranni's quest so you can get cold handjobs from a doll you're retarded.
oh yeah, something funny(?) I thought of last night while touching grace I mean grasswhen they were a rebis pair, Miquella and st Trina together, are they "omnisexual"?which is why "he" didn't consider "consorting" with Radahn odd in any way, at that timewhile we're on it too Lora for Miq and Trina? the only "AI """slop""" " poster i've asked uses NAI like actually pays for it not local gens. not that im having much luck with local gens (4gb vram, a1111 broke a year and a half ago for me (bloat))
>>48368629663. New playthrough to see if I still like the game enough to get the DLC. Bows are kinda bad in pvp
>>483686308I'm Jewish. Not really something that affects what kind of games I play.
>>483686415The only hope for Rannifags is that she either takes on her previous redheaded giatness form, or she turns her doll body into flesh.
>>483680745Same
>hey tarnished here's a map to who-the-fuck-knows wherewhere are those ruins
Fucking finally. +5 Scadu is when she finally becomes reasonable, bros.
my only problem with the game is torrent doesn't make much sense. Melina has it so I suppose Miquella gives it to her, but then why does Miquella gives you the spirit bell? Why not give it to Melina as well? Why does Ranni have it?
Marika is for rough, abusive breeding and Ranni is for cuddling afterward.
Blue Phantoms are the reddit moderators of Elden Ring
I'll be honest. Despite finding the last part of the game a bit dull and disliking the spazz bosses I am very tempted to buy the dlc and burn the bosses there, right after I've bought a non-shit controller. How good would a partisan dex/fth quickstep build work against the bosses? I've heard that they're pretty punishing against casters.
>>483681313>I'm not sure how were you suppose to guess that this completely unrelated NPC would be susceptibleWhen you get the concoction a focus is specifically being made that this shit is so powerful it can even put an ancient dragon to sleep>and only at night Florissax goes for quite a while about muh placidusucks and how her job is to dedicate her lack of sleep to him and blessing i think mentions it too
>>483684891I'm killing every single enemy at least once, I literally don't care for the itemsThey're there just to tell me I've already cleared the area basically
>>48368635The problem is not Miquella being a bad guy, most people other than the pedos who just wanted to fuck him expected it. The problem is the Radahn shit that comes out of nowhere, Miquella had a bunch of plot hooks in the main game that aren't brought up at all, instead he just wanted to fuck Radahn all along.
Anyone tested on which bosses/elite enemies from either DLC or base game does the skill of Greatsword of Damnation work?
>>483686521>kike>also blackedfagLike clockwork
>>483686443Yes essentially
someone explain to me marika vs radagon
>several ''INT'' weapons with magic based WAs are actually dexlmao
>>483686524Canonically possible too. Just like how it's possible for marika to adjust the size of her tits at will.
>>483686497Most people are like level 30-40 for Rennala, try Radahn or something
Total Hornsent Genocide.
Any other NPC that I have to summon to progress the questline other than BAAAAAAAAAAYLE dude?
>>483686640"oh leel hound of the golden order THOU art YET TO BECOME ME thouart yet to become a god"
>so much text it goes off the page>don't see a way to scroll down the item descriptionAm I just missing a button?
>>483686614whoops meant for >>483686359
>>483686640we just don't know
>>483685358>>483685582Very nice, thanks
why does the death knight have so many health?
>>483684938>>483685052Yeah, I immediately went exploring around and managed to get behind Ensis through a couple of spirit jumps and another smaller castlePleasant surprise
>>483686580I do feel bad for them sometimes. They were better when they invaded the guilty. Shame they got rid of that mechanic.
>oven dodgers in this very threadmarika's tits
>>483686308>>483686634What if im black and into bleached specifically with my female tarnished
>>483686709try checking it at a different screen. like, maybe in at the ash upgrade station.
>>483686791nigga you gay
So... why are we trying to stop Miquella?I thought we were only there to help.
this dlc was so mid its unreal, truly the peak outcome of collaboration between gurm the worm and michael from soft
Shields status?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N68yTvbnOJk
>>483686745What's your levels for these fun invasions?
>>483680630Be careful not to cut yourself when looking at this image
>>483686452>>483686492>>483686524I love Ranni
>>483686791Bruh
genuinely surprised we didn't get any of those fuckers in the DLC dungeons
>>483685161>all the brain-damaged weebs and drooling perma /v/irgins coming out of the wood work because someone called them out on their porn addictionYou just love to see it lol
>>483684551Electrify Armament scales off your incantation scaling, I think?
>>483681638iirc, in the abyss there's:two cookbooksthe frenzy fistthe talisman
>>483686634Nope, not involved in that conversation.I'm:>>483686223>>483684873>>483683494
i need to get into the dlc with my level 10 twink, it only has +3 weapons so i can invade stormveil. what is my best bet?
Can p2 Radahn be rotted? P1 gets rotted within one parry chain, but I can't seem to ever get it on p2.
>>483686867*equips raptor of the mists, invalidates your sprinting puzzle*nothing personnel *teleports over you*
>>483680745Same.
>>483686925Shutting down the scarlet rot is a pretty big part of Miquella's whole thing.
>>483686890Ywnbaw
>>483686820>>483686862 i was not born with xy chromosomes
>>483686923kill mohg and radahnit's a fun fight t. >>483682290
why are the new spells either useless or broken
>>483685161I prefer on model, and smol while we're on the topic, everyone has their own tastes>reee coomersyou exist because your dad fucked your mom, get over it
>>483685645At this point I'm not sure.
>>483686923No such thing as a bet, you go there AND YOU JUST FUCKING WIN TERASHI!
>>483686693This looks retarded bro
>>483686925yes (according to fextra comments, also leaker rotted p2)
>hosts with DLC gear dying to Maleniacome on, man...
>>483687068Because Mr Zaki fucking sucks at balancingIt's been so many games and they still get that part wrong
>>483685675>DLC area>522 HP, literally 15 VIGWhen will those NPCs learn, do they actually find it fun and engaging to be carried every single time by 2 total strangers while dying to a stiff breeze? And for what, ~30 more damage on their spell or weapon swing?That's probably a guy saying the game is too hard btw lol
>>483687119nta but it looked fine to memaybe it's just you?
>>483686680Not my problem
>did you just speak with St. Trina? Die!
Thoughts on Bayle the Dread, aka Vile Bayle?
does Thiollier's concoction have any use outside of killing yourself or putting the dragon wife to sleep? I just noticed I can buy an infinite amount of them using Moore's bell bearing
>>483687178I didn't ask
>>483684497man why can't I get invasions like thisall night it's been nothing but 'three friends standing around in a safe open area with no threats around'
>>483686736Because you just backstab him to death
So Ranni gets to become elden lord because you summon her in after beating the outer will's ass. Does that mean theoretically any random asshole could have become the Elden Lord in that moment, without regard to their actual strength?
>>483687203I wish he gave a weapon
>>483687041see >>483687021
>>483687197hes actually based though. he comes around and helps you against the final two fights
>>483679972we all knew it was a costume. im surprised it was just 2 dudes and not 3
>>483687213that doesn't sound like "thank you" to me. fix your tone, you nigger
>>483686415>>483686524A rannifag is one of the marikaposters
>>483687203CURSE YOU BAYLE
>>483686271All the divines have fucked up proportions. Except for Miquella maybe. Not that I know, I don't have the DLC yet.
>>483687240This post made me miss cutting off dragon tails immensly.
>>483687197https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wr0750tWDPA&t=47
>>483686925>>483687124Status threshold just increases after the initial proc>>483685645>>483687074Eternal sleep victims cannot be woken up by inflicting damage on them. They can only be woken up by inflicting ordinary sleep on them.
>>483687127...How? I thought after clearing shit like Messmer Malenia would be a non-issue
>>483685612scarlet aeoniai dunno why the fuck would he have it on malenia though
>>483687307I tried that with Placidusax and I was pretty disappointed when it didn't work.
>>483686821Wherever the Fromsoft player character goes, he must kill.
will they implement scadutree fragments for the base game?
is flame spear bugged or something? it does no damage in pvp
>>483687296>except for miquella God miquella has a wide torso, wider hips, and is stretched out. Pre god miquella looked normal b
>>483686640Marika's shaman lineage allows her to fuse with people. They were separate people at first but then became one.that's my headcanon anyway
>>483686551Reset the area so he moves, press the button on his chair. So obvious that I hated myself after searching for 10 minutes too.
MAY CHAOS TANK THE FRAMES
>>483687448Jesus what the fuck happened to my boy
>>483681604After everything, crimson and opaline are still the best for me. Being able to heal while also tanking one shot has gotten me stable so many times.
Is there a punching weapon like Dryleaf that's less karate and more about just doing big All Might punches?
>>483687171>do they actually find it fun and engagingYes.
>madness fistwhat the fuck were they thinking lmao
>>483686821Marika wants us to kick his ass for some reason, as evidenced by her guiding grace in the DLC. Either because he goes against her plan, or because she wants to spare her child the burden of becoming a god.
>start with a bunch of friends>everyone has been killed or randomly drops deadanother banger story from michael sachs
https://strawpoll.com/eJnvV74kMnvhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvV74kMnvhttps://strawpoll.com/eJnvV74kMnvResults after 100 votes so far. Pretty big gap after the first 3.
>>483686821Queen Marika’s orders, kill her faggot progeny. Not gonna question it.
>>483687421i've used it to roll catch on a fire knight's greatsword. are you using just the ranged beam?>>483687461then where was radagon from
>>483687229I believe so, the door was open at that moment... ALL HAIL ELDEN BOC!
>>483687448woah mama, now I know what Radanh saw on him
>>483687479 he wanted to become a god. He widened his hips to make sure he could bear children of his chosen consort radahn I'm not entirely joking
>>483687532>The Age of Drip
>>483687448rushed model made by an intern
>>483686821cull the weak. survival of the fittest god.
>>483686835>>483687218You won't like the answer but it is 150. I just invade First Floor (important) of Shadowkeep and set up Flame Knight ambushes where possible. Shadow Keep is so huge and so new and everything is so tanky with summons (especially 2 summons) that I always have a next area to retreat to. And it is a huge resource drain. I have never once had a boss fog wall incident. I do die plenty often too. But I win more often than not.
>>483687550>bear childrenthey're both men tho?
>>483686259it's a Chinese thingapparently it somehow means they're calling someone an orphan
>>483687532Sir ansbach, my king…
>>483687513the trailer made me think This Time Will Be Different, but alas
>>483682734messmer is easier than the hippo and far easier than rellana. he's fair; you can roll out of his entire not-waterfowl, and his 2nd phase leaves him open far too much.
>>483687513Ansbach is the only likable NPC of the DLC but yes the "lol everyone dies" is getting a little tiresome. I hope they change things up a bit with their next game.
>>483687352bro i don't fuckin know man lol. hers is my favorite spot to hang out at and now i see a bunch of backhand blades and blackgaol knights dropping by these days... guess they thought some new gear would help
>>483687229She doesn't become elden lord, she takes marikas place as goddess, it's why marika crumbles at the end she's dead.
>>483687041post tits or get out
>>483687514I enjoyed Radahn. Both phases.
>>483687068We're currently beta testing them
>>483687627what about people calling items grass? is that also chinese?
>>483683530now that's something actually fuckable
>>483687041How many chromosomes do you have?
>>483687646>>483687641from doesn't even try. see hornsents quest lmao
>>483686492>you can get cold handjobs from a dollsounds great, sign me up
>>483687527That's the part that's unclear. Notice how he's not mentioned at all in the land of shadow? Even in Marika's hometown? Is he a seperate person or a personality that manifested after the Fire Giants cursed Marika in turn?
>>483687021I know, because I'm a manCute projection though lolAlso, rent free lmao
>>483687513>Play a fromsoftware game>Wtf why does everyone dieDo you also play Doom and get mad when its about shooting demons?
>>483687646>yes the "lol everyone dies" is getting a little tiresome.The thing is that while it works in Dark Souls (because the theme is about having a true death from the undead curse), it doesn't work in Elden Ring because a true death isn't the goal. I don't think Miyazaki forgot that, I think the new grunts at Fromsoft thing that's just the thing you do.
midra was so fucking coolbit too easy but very very cool.
>>483687527>then where was radagon fromStated pretty obvious in the maingame, he's a half-giant that was sent away during the fire giant genocide, grew up in the weeping peninsula as a slave alongside the misbegotten, then led a rebellion. Trannies cope because it's so explicit that he wasn't originally part of Marika, since he's biologically half a different species, and it's his defining physical trait and personality trait.
>>483687845disingenuous secondary
>>483683530Cute Marika. Love Marika.
>>483687891>>483687891>>483687891
>>483687845>game is supposed to be le edgy tragedyGod forbid people want something different
>>483680154Pov: You're Godfrey
>>483687487any first weapon?
>>483687627elaborate
>lv150>NG+7>managed to reach most bosses so far with a longsword/Shield and 2h Claymore strength build, basically had to no hit at some points>still didn't burn the treeWanted to ask 2 things:1) what would be a viable middle Shield/Sword combo?2) i want advice over lv150 builds for other NG+7, no matter if meme or overused or OP,
Alright I’ll admit, I wasn’t expecting Igon to be as over the top as he is when I summoned him for Bayle. I don’t think he did jackshit during the fight, but his lines went so hard.
>>483687859>Stated pretty obvious in the maingame, he's a half-giant that was sent away during the fire giant genocide, grew up in the weeping peninsula as a slave alongside the misbegotten, then led a rebellion.whoa. i have never seen even a part of that. where's it mentioned?
>>483687178Get your eyes checked dude or at least clear out the coomIt looks like a plastic doll, in a bad way, from a horror movie or straight out of a dumpster lol
>>483687929No I don't mean fucking boxing shit. I mean anime shit like Dryleaf but instead of karateshit you just do big fuck off punches that rend the earth.
>>483687970it's perfect because you get to fight the boss on your own but with moral support
>>483687798>literally do everything I can to help this retard on his quest>he fucking invades me anywayMarika did nothing wrong
>>483687923And when people want something different they can play other games. You know FromSoftware is not the only company around.Do you also play Super Mario and seethe because its lighthearted and you actually wanted an edgy tragedy?
>>483687970he shoots him a little. Probably responsible for a few thousand damage and pulling agro once.
>>483687969>advice>Ng+7You already beat the game. We know
>>483687514Baylebros do something, frenzy zanzibart is catching up
>>483686923Why do you need to go to the DLC?
>>483687756grass is the Japanese version of LOL>>483687940sorry, that's all I know from what someone else told me, because I don't know Chinese
>>483688096Hornsents are fucking faggots. Marika was right about them.
So with the dlc launched and all that. Is lvl 125 or 150? I've been sitting at 125 this whole dlc so far but honestly I'm fucking tired of being 1 shot or 2 shot even with decent res from build + scunda branches. What is the consensus on 125 vs 150 now /erg/?
>>483687970I killed Bayle yesterday and while I don'y think Igon does much damage he seems to be immortal and pulls aggro sometimes. Actually very useful because Bayle doesn't let up, allowed me to use the edgy Dragon Great Katana
ITS FUCKING BUGGED
>>483687489>your average redditor literally wants to play the second or third fiddle to total strangersGrim. They're actual NPCs.
>>483687464is it any better than base game frenzy shotgun?
>>483688045>>It looks like a plastic doll, in a bad way, from a horror movie or straight out of a dumpster lolare we talking about the same picture? this one >>483686693here's some pics of a plastic doll for comparison.even if you're being hyperbolic it's a forced comparison
>>483686614the way im looking at it after doing all the npc quests and exploring is it was one of those "he only had one option because everyone else couldnt do it."Malenia cant be his champion because of her rot aids and him wanting to become a god was for him to cure her, godweyn is fucking dead like deader then dead no way of ever bringing him back because his soul is in a whole different plane of existance as his body is infects the erdtree. The only other person he knows of is Radahnn but hes too busy being a warlord fighting and shit. It seems like all the gods needa a champion and for miquella what better champion then the literal strongest character in history holding back the stars themselves (fate technically but that makes it sound like an even greater feat.)Its not like we didnt know Radahn wasnt going to play a big part anyways since he was listed as one of the main bosses people needed to kill to enter the DLC besides Mohg. not to go into detail about everything that happened before hand but it was clear once miquella entered the shadow realm and was researching about how he can ascend like marika he was going to do some insane deplorable shit but the ends have to justify the means for him? once you ascend to a higher being shit like forcing your brother to resurect to his prime and forcing him into being your champion isnt that weird of a thing when you start looking at some of the shit gods have done in other religious texts. The Radahn and miquella shit makes more sense doing all the quests for sure.
>>483683987there's a good number of them in the DLC, around 10 total I think, but they're always extremely obvious. as in there is no way you will not see the wall and go "oh that's a fake wall" instinctively.
>>483683163whatever the order of events and how much mogh knew himself before being charmed, the formless mother has a bigger influence in the shadow lands with the bloodfiends and the various lore around them and the arcane talisman.
>>483685975Do you mean Dryleaf? Yeah the damage is pretty low, but the moveset looks awesome.It has two main strengths though - the attacks barely use any stamina, so you can keep rolling and hitting all the time, and the charged R2s and jumping R2s deal a lot of posture damage, especially considering how fast they are. Focus on them and posture breaking, rather than R1s.
>>483688368>for miquella what better champion then the literal strongest character in historymalenia
>>483686821Miquella is basically insane and we're the "erdtrees champion" trying to become elden lord. our goals conflict with each other so we have to put him down since gideon even thought he was going to be up to no good before mentioning its good hes still asleep hinting to the dlc.
>>483687845>play fromsoftware game>slowly turn ghost town into such a cozy seaside community even the crestfallen cheers up a bit
>>483687204You can use it to deaggro enemies and the ressurr... oh wait shit wrong game.
>>483687756草
so why does miquella want to be a god anyway? why did he create the haligtree?
>>483688484Malenia is a walking time bomb that at any moment can rot to death or blow up again. Miquella never finished the Unalloyed Gold project
>>483688594>Why does Miquella want to be a godHe sees the world is fucked and wants to usher an age of kindess. Also wants to atone for Marika's sins>HaligtreeFirst attempt at establishing a new order to replace the Golden Order which he sees as defective. The project failed and Miquella abandoned it in favor or obtaining godhood in the Land of Shadows
>>483688362Permanent brain damageDon't know why I expect any taste or standards when it comes to coomers posting their dogshit 3D porn, but whatever
>>483688726>He sees the world is fucked and wants to usher an age of kindess. Also wants to atone for Marika's sinsDamn he fucked that up so hard that's hilarious.
>let invader and host 1v1>red bows to me after winning
>>483688726>wants to atone for Marika's sinswhat did marika do wrong
>>483688542Miquella is following Marika's footsteps and you call him insane despite following Marika's orders
>>483687992>Giant's Red Braid>Hefty whip woven from the flame-red hair of a Fire Giant.>Every giant is red of hair, and Radagon was said to have despised his own red locks. Perhaps that was a curse of their kind. >Brick Hammer>Weapon made from an ordinary stone brick. Wielded by a laborer who lead a rebellion, and later become a champion himself.>Even among other bludgeons of its size, this weapon is especially weighty. The strength of a giant is required to wield it. There's also an internal thing that refers to the Leonine Misbegotten as Radagon Misbegotten in code, which is why the one in the Snowfield cave is the one that has the Golden Order Greatsword.
>>483688808That's kind of Miquella's theme, he has some many project and all of them failed>Wants to cure sister of scarlet rot Makes a needle that can halt the rot but not cure it. Does not go further>Tries to give Godwyn a true deathFails at it, hands over the project to Castle Sol schizos and fucks off>Tries to create a new order to replace the Golden Order Ultimately the Haligtree fails and rots, Miquella abandons it (as well as his loyal soldiers in Elphael) to try to obtain godhood in the Land of Shadow>Tries to obtain godhood like MarikaFails and dies by the hands of the TarnishedMiquella's true curse is being the potential man. He has the charisma and the wisdom to do it, but always fails because he is too immature
>>483688778>"taste and standards"ah, so you have brain damage. don't worry, it's common among people who are overstimulated. you can tell because the cope is always saying the failure to be respond to stimuli is "having standards". when it's really just a burnt out frontal lobe. if you take a break from games and porn for a few months you'll heal a bit. it's true you'll never recover (like you said, you have permanent brain damage) but eventually you should be able to enjoy >>483686693 the way people with healthy brains do.it'll help to watch less hollywood tv and movies, that stuff is really bad for you.
>>483689192Never seen so much projecting on a single post
>that's itSoooo lore wise, what even happened?
>>483689262there's no projection my guy.i'm being straight with you. you can't enjoy the things healthy people enjoy because of a problem. if anything, you were projecting when you randomly said that it's actually me who has brain damage for some incoherent reason.but i mean, i don't really expect you to appreciate my words here. i'm not in the habit of giving people advice without being begged for it so i won't help anymore. good fortune to you wherever you go
>>483687514I kind of liked Metyr for the sheer wtf factor of the fight.
>>483689405Not reading all that. Stop watching porn
>>483689537You're right, I will read porn
>>483688926Nothing. Miquella was wrong for assuming that's part of the reason he failed so spectacularly.
How do I climb on top of this ruin?
>>483689790
>>483690114Thank, anon.
>>483681936Honestly, i had to resort to the ol’ Comet Azure trick. Deleted him out of existence on the second try. +5 scadu fyi
Are you fucking joking? I went into messmer's arena (without knowing it was messmer) And just locked myself out of swift slash. This shit is like lords of the fallen where doing random shit will lock you out of tons of quest items.
>>483690692swift slash is gay as fuck anyway
>>483690692Anon...you seriously got to a grace called "dark chamber entrance" and didn't even have a feeling Messmer might be behind the door? Though that is pretty bullshit if it looks you out of getting an ash of war, how exactly does it lock you from getting it? I assume Hornsent gives it to you?
I've circled the arenas I'm attempting to find a way into. I'm at the point where I can use Messmer's kindling to burn the tree behind that cunt scorpion but I haven't done it yet since I feel like it'll progression npc questlines and I may not have found everyone yet. Could someone give me an idea on how to get to these places, and which of them are unlocked after burning the tree and gaining access to the place behind the first major castle to the north of the dlc spawn in.
>>483690958>finish exploring the dungeon>"ok this is where messmer's boss room is, let me go back and finish the questlines before killing him">entering the room locks you out of swift slashThe summon signs for leda vs hornsent disappear if you enter the boss room, so I can't get the ash from hornsent now.
>>483691029The one just below where your character marker is in this pic can only be accessed by going through a side dungeon, which you access by going to that other area you have marked to the right of Shadow keep. I'll try my best to explain, go from the area in shadow keep that you fought the Golden Hippo, then going to the right through the shortcut door assuming you opened it, up the stairs to the right again and past the shadow militia, then down the ladder, you'll go into a room with a ladder that goes down to a painting, there's an illusory wall in there so just slap all the walls til you find it, then you'll be fine finding the rest I'm sure.
>>483691029>#1Couldn't you just drop down from the nearby area? If not, then it's accessed like >#2a secret passage in the castle leads down there. It was soon after the hippo, explore the area there.>#3A dungeon led there, I think the entrence was around where your cursor is. I think you got there through the #2 area.>#4There's a dungeon called Dragon's Pit or something like that. It's a side path near the supressing tower. You find Igon on the path, and get invaded by a dragon NPC, maybe you recall. It's not really hidden.>#5underground passage from cerulean coast. It was somewhere right at the coast, near a big tree, but I couldn't show you the exact location right now. Just scour the coast nearby.
>>483691223Thanks buddy. I did go down there like twice to the painting thinking maybe I only recall a bunch of hidden path messages placed on other walls of the rooms down there. This map may be neatly layered but I had how bottlenecked they made some of these paths. It would have been nice if there were 2-3 hard to find ways into most of these areas instead of just what.
>>483691829Yeah. Don't even get me started on the fucking statue you need to emote in front of.
>>483691698Checking out the dungeon called Dragon's Pit, or well looking for it. I'm pretty sure I recall fighting the dragon guy and Igor hasn't done fuck all but moan.
>>483692348Igon only advances if you go further into Jagged Peak and kill a double Jagged Peak Drake fight
>>483692348It's right down the road from Igon, can't miss it
>>483692520Apparently I did already but I found Dragon's Pit. Figures that undead dog/dragon fuckers are here of all places
>>483691029
>>483688189invade with the new throwing weapons and perfumes mostly. i also want some of the hefty cracked pots. i think they might oneshot people in stormveil
>>483691829I don't like how all the zones with rememberance bosses are behind some secret passage in shadow keep honestly, should have been one at most with the rest you can find naturally while exploring the world.
I watched an hour long video trying to explain the crucible and I feel actively dumber
>>483695404sunflower and gaius feel tacked on to me. only frenzy seems like a true "secret" area (along with the shaman village).
>>483690958Fitting filename
>dodge bayles garbage>but his hitbox still pushes you under him>eat the faggot aoe
