>Happening NowAll Worlds Maintenance (Until June 28, 5:00 AM EDT)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7RR9lLfXMgc>Dawntrail Infohttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/dawntrail/https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/benchmark/>Patch 7.0 Notes (FULL)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/d7db61f938f9cea65e4c5cd261918edb036b3004>Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources6>In-game Events>Chocorpokkur Twitch Viewer Rewards Campaign (From July 2 to July 29)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/f40f92a83dec07cb7b1c34713e5193c1dd513731>Previous Thread>>483696747
>if I go to bed right now and get a full 8 hours of sleep (extreme) I still have to wait 10 hours to playthis fucken sucks man
This thread belongs to lalafell.
my fiddie is
catboyswhat are we playing today
Am I the only one disappointed with the Pictomancer kit? I've heard he was like a mini Blue Mage, but after reading it, it just feels like Summoner with extra steps.We can only paint a Moogle or a mutant Moogle that functionally does the same, but one hits harder. The muses are the same ability under other names, same Potency, range, etc.And we can use Weapon Canvas just to paint a Hammer and Landscape Canvas for Starry Sky... Not to mention White Paint may as well just be called Paint because it's just yet another class gauge to launch another powerful attack.
aight maliddie bros and khagans what is our status. dawntrail very very soon. how we lookin?
MEANWHILE,ON THE OFFICIAL FORUMS
>>483707902Nothing, just chilling
There is no reason to play SCH over SGE
post your last five achievements of EW. I was spamming cc to kill time.
I NEED to kill myself
>>483707958think they'll cave and make certain troon/alphabet-related words unfilterable?
Middie needs love and attention will i get any of that??
>>483708141>will i get any of that??by looking like that you will exclusively have homosexual attention but at the same time if you look like that it's safe to assume you are one too
>>483707958how is chat filter being abused lolalso that generlocked gear thread is a honeypot for gays
>>483708098>>483708121lollmao
>>483708273Because you can filter out their TRANS RIGHTS! spam and the ad spam for nightclubs/'venues' they use to groom and that makes you a HECKIN chud
>every video whining about how pictomancer was going to be dead on arrival now beckpedaling because it's the strongest caster
Is is possible to level up VPR from 80 to 90 in a day
https://files.catbox.moe/5lh14e.mp3
>>483708141Do you like femlalas
>>483708140>>483708321why do brazilians talk about trannies so much
>>483708273https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/501636-Chat-filter-is-being-abused-for-homophobic-and-transphobic-purposes-please-change.
>>483708376this has never been done before so it's hard to say
>>483708321they wont know if you filtered it or not anyway lol
>>483708321Ah, that's gonna be my first term. I was already bl people shouting it in uldah
DAYONEMODSUPPORT
>>483708376Easily, Only takes 4-5 hours in Bozja.If you don't have Bozja, just join a Party Finder dungeon spam group.>>483708427>people have never leveled an alt from 80-90.bruh
>>483707326Whatever makes you sleep at night
>>483708398During the world cup, after brazil lost, /sp/ lit up with threads by brazilian posters basically on suicide watch, all talking about how their lives were fucking shit except for this one moment and their country couldn't even win it.
Has anyone revealed the music that plays in dungeon bosses for DT?
>>483708273>how is chat filter being abusedIt's not, that thread is made by one of the guys who shitposts nonstop on the OF and they're falling for it
>>483708376Does "idk just do zadnor for 6 hrs" not apply to viper some how?
>>483708587Yeah its been on youtube since media tour.
is there a replacement for jilkbooru
>>483708361>the blms coping that blm is gonna get giga buffed and become strongest caster againyou love to see it. Enjoy release pct while you can before the nerfs.
>>483708547Would plap to death
>>483708547post album man, or twitter ... PLEASEPLEASE give me more pictures PLEASEI know you have lewder shit that cant be posted in this blue website ... PLEASE
>>483708685Nope
>>483708685make one
I was never catalogued in the jilkbooru
>>483708547>school uniforms those are literal children
>>483707958jarvis, open the "i am confused and need questions answered" thread
>>483707958>chat filter being abused for transphobic and homophobic changesNo??? No one wants to see the shitty night clubs clogging up shout chat for the 100th time that evening. Hyperbolic little retards.
>only have 6 days of leave left I want to save when it's not 105 degrees outside>pushing all of my outstanding tasks and meetings to today>probably going to have a 10+ hour workday>hopefully DT launch won't be as disastrous as EWso what's the likelihood of it being a shitshow again? the hype around DT seems nearly nonexistent compared to EW/SHB so I'm hoping a dropoff of players makes it less of a pain in the ass to play.
DRKbros, are we eating well this expansion?
>>483708384Hell yeah, little ladies need love too! Get some sexy latex on, i want to see your big ass in leather
>>483707902beating the last boss in elden ring dlc and probably playing the finals later
>>483708547Even if I was bisexual, I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole. I don't even want to know what STDs were soaked up in their fake ass vaginas.
>>483708141>>483708931facebookcore
>>483708859Very high chance of it being an even bigger shitshow. DT had more preorders than EW did mind you
Is there some legwear similar to the 2b one? I think it will take me another month to reach the end of shadowbringers so I was wondering if there where similar items that could be gotten earlier
>>483708920Pffft... hahaha ha!!!!
>>483708798->>483708835All 14 or so of his posts are about this sort of "why would you interpret it that way" type of thing. The owner of it is fucking with you.
>>483708859>a dropoff of playersI've got bad news for youplayer numbers are higher than they were at this point in shb
>>483708920Good DRKs are happy because they don't have to shove a bunch of gap closers into their burst, bad DRKs are mad because muh berserk animation is gone.
My femra looks and acts exactly like this
>>483708981>>483708547
>>483707707>Letting your FC house auto-demolish causes you to lose all Crafting progressI guess this is because they want people to keep subbing but that's bullshit it should have been tied to the FC itself.
>>483705497Complaining about anyone that isn't heterosexual and white at any and all opportunities they feel like they haveThis applies to almost all the ebins anyway in their desperate attempt to fit in. They should be more worried about being maidenless and being oblivious to why that is (except Judas, but the truth is his wife is desperate for dick and has low standards, imagine loving a professional racist)
>>483709074>>483709128FUCK well i still have my auto hot key script so if it goes fully tits up I have a backup plan haha..........
my malezen looks and acts like this
>>483708920depends on whether you actually play drk in relevant content or if you just erp
>>483709180alphis pov. femra wol x alphipure kino until you get to heavensward then wol femra is dumb.
Good morning /xivg/
>>483709268A pedophile?
what a cute couple
>>483709268minor fucking mistakes man
>>483709202i entirely agree with this post but>professional racistthe fuck is he a grand dragon in the kk or some shit what do you mean professional racist
>>483708121So wait does that mean SGE/SGE raids will now be shit? Why do they do this like there's any control over what healer you get paired up with.>>483709317Wine and tea is an interesting breakfast.
>>483709302based
I ama bunwhose lodestonehas still not been updatedgood morning sirs
The story leaks actually bum me out. Was this what it was like to read datamines of SB after HW?
my femlala is like this
SOONI MUST KILL
>>483709202Judas is unironically just doing a bit he's extremely mundane
>>483709126Can you link me the thread?
>>483709417That’s the AOE DoT not stacking with the ST DoT bro
>>483709384I wish I could go pro, always stuck in the minor leagues...
>>483708685No and I don't know why anyone would take up the mantle. There were thousands of pics of the same ebins, dozens of thousands to sift through and tag accurately, and it cost too much
>>483709279I raid with it
WHISPERSI can see your lala from the shadowsI HEARRRRR YOU
>>483709494Oh.. Thats even stupider!
>>483709441Mines hasn’t updated either, it’s so Joever..
>>483708080>cute faerie>laser dildosill stay with sch
Someone post a lala with big jugs - do it for science
>>483707790We can try that, but I don't think you can get pregnant from anal.
GNB sisters, we are back
>>483709465why do face 4 femras look even weirder in dawntrail?
>>483709461eb?
Is it true that Dawntrail is the rape expansion?
>>483709384isn't his entire personality in the threads basically posting his character and saying "I hate ashen ones (with a capital N)"?
>>483709607No it’s not, maintaining multiple DoTs is busy work that doesn’t add anything to the job. “Press button to do damage for 30 seconds that you refresh at 3 seconds” wow such engaging gameplay
>>483708121What's the point of adding a new DoT just to make it mutually exclusive? Why not just make E. Dosis III also be an AoE instead and save the button?
>>483709126It's useless to argue with those people, either donì't take the bait, or counter troll with "I can filter what I want and I don't care about your opinion"
>>483708541>>483708376Yeah you can do it in 2-3 hours in bozja southern front. But since you have to ask, you surely aren't prepared for it. You can spam dungeons and if you have a full party and instant queues probably do it in around 6 hours.
>>483709750Don't speak, endbab
>>483709417>SGE/SGEWhy in the hell were you doing this shit in the first place? Double shields are SGE/SCH.
>DRKs getting shit onI'll drink to that
>my lodestone updated over 24 hours agoFeels good being vip class citizen
>>483709317My favorite male middie.
>>483709673>>483708920>DRKcucks btfo'd
>>483709673Get fucked, nigger knights
>>483709824Started playing in July 2020 I’m a shadowbaby actually
>>483709673if you didn't pick up the blade at its worst, you don't deserve the blade at its best.
>>483709750All healer dps is shit "gameplay" Even something as mundane as 2 dots is an improvement.
>>483709750Maintenance DoTs are a meme if you're gonna add new ones make them stack. You are gay.
>>483709860>tfw I pay for 4 extra retainers and mine still isn't updatedVIP my ass!
>>483709131Why did we have to lose plunge? It was the coolest close gapper.
>>483709202Agreed, that shit is annoying. I'm just trying to enjoy the game, I don't need you pulling up to complain for two and a half hours about Indian people in your shitty part of Canada or whatever. One guy I met from here, I couldn't have a single conversation with him without him somehow segueing into crime statistics. Dude never wanted to play the game either. Would just bother me while I'm chilling, and then turn a normal bout of small talk into my uncle's Facebook wallposts. So fucking annoying to be around.
>>483709673inb4 DRKs will kvetch like kikes on the official forums until their job is on par with GNB
Monkbros are we back yet?
>>483709968Then play a dps job if you want engaging dps gameplay. JP forums laugh at you guys begging and crying for more dps options on healers >>483709979Dots aren’t engaging at all sorry you like meaningless busy work instead of actual interesting buttons
>>483707819the bread belongs to pvre fwalalas who're too based to be raped
Lala butt
>>483710045It was only a gap closer if you didn't know how to play DRK.
my lodestone didnt update
>>483709673Okay, I'll just keep playing WAR because I can drool over my keyboard for pretty similar dps results while havingthe most retarded selfsustain in the game
>>483709860I have an account made in ARR and mine still isn't updated
>>483709441t. transphobe
>>483709750>>483710093epic shitpost m'goodsir
>>483709750>he didn't play ARR/HW SCH they took shadowflare away from me and i have never forgiven them
Is /xivg/ smart enough to solve the password?
>all the tanks and healers are still the exact same
>>483709860my femra smiles at lalaboys like this
>>483710197the actual password probably doesn't work until they release it so it's all a meme
>>483709751Whoever works on the PvE class kits is just really fucking awful at their job but for some reason hasn't been fired.I don't get why they don't have whoever does the PvP ones take over.
How easy will it be to get 2 DPS to 90 before savage comes out? I want to try Viper but I also want to have SAM as my backup if every man and his dog is going Viper and it’s a struggle to find a PF also in case Viper’s DPS is dogshit
>>483710093Maintaining your DoTs throughout a fight IS engaging you troglodyte. You'd understand if you actually played an MMO before that respected DoT classes.
>>483709202Hate this shit and they’ll always up their hate for trans people randomly as well (they always do). I don’t want hear about that shit bro I have trans friends I care about your grievances literally don’t matter and I’ll just cut you off it’s really that simple.
about to go shopping for the nonstop gaming weekendwhat do i get?thingken about making carrot or pea soup
>>483710116>nooooo how could you use your 100 potency outside of buffs noooHere's the thing nigger, if using 2 charges of Plunge in 20 seconds meant you had to miss a single autoattack before a charge was up again, you lost dps
>>483710238Before or after you bonk them?
>>483709736People, like you, actually need an ass whooping and not the pleasurable kind. People already think XIV is mentally ill and this shit throws a gas tanker on top on the fire.
>>483710284Make beef stew
>>483710197password
>>483709725Dev team hates face 4 we've been the cutest since HW
I like watching DoTs as I'm avoiding mechanics.You like greeding an orange line to get .03% more DPS and then die and cost us 6% DPS failing the enrage and we have to do it again.We are not the sameYou are retarded
>>483710093Well i do now! Ill be playing MNK.>>483709828Its not like you get to choose when you use pf.
>>483710264>30% exp boost from earring to lv 90>armory bonus to alt jobs changed from 50% to 100% under level 90pretty easy I'd say
>>483710087Depends if you like overcapping during burst window to guarantee SSS gets 1580 potency. They nipped SGE dots in the but but SSS with 10 chakra is still a huge gain, so like all awkward MNK changes it's impossible to tell if its intentional or they don't care and don't test this job.
>>483709798Nah, no point in arguing with official forum trolls. What's startling to me isn't even that so many OF members fell for it, but that people here are acting outraged by it too. I feel like those kinds of bullshit posts give some people a sort of realistic strawman to point at and go "Wow! People really do believe this stupid shit!" even though the "people" they're referring to aren't being genuine or in many cases they're even bots. Like, it feels as though people want to believe it's real because if it's real then they have something to be angry about, so even though it's obviously a ridiculous post from a user who does nothing but troll, people choose to believe it. But I digress.
>>483710382Raids on launch literally require greeding to reach dps checks
>>483710286Too bad Yoshi P agreed with me. Your anime button is dead. Either do damage or fuck off and cry about it, your choice.
>>483710395Learn scholar???????
>>483710417Fuck. I didn't even think about the overcapping for SSS.We're not back, it's still over.
why is every femlala player into impregnation
>>483710367I need to motorboat those milkbags so bad, bros...
>>483709673time to lock darkies out of pf because they do 2% less dps
>>483710468No one posting anywhere on the internet will ever commit to not feeding trolls.
>tfw thinking of leaving my server and everyone I know behind for the third time this week
>>483707519That's a good step on the right direction, they could be more aggressive on the trimming though.Virtually every skill shares the following properties: Type (Ability, Spell, Weaponskill, add in buff and debuff types for secondary tooltips), Cast, Recast, Range, Radius, Cooldown. All easily reduced to the top right corner opposite of the skill name, by using symbols. In fact the symbol in the "aquired" area already removes the need for the affinity field. And stuff like duration and charges that he already trimmed to symbols can be omitted, as well as Range or Radius, on skills where they are not needed.You could use the area below the names to display the following properties that are common: Damage potency, Cure Potency, MP Cost, Duration, combo strings, buffs granted (but not their tooltip), Damage Reduction.And you can differentiate DoT and CoT with symbols if you'd like. You could even have different arrows linking combo chains that mean different things like "empowers" and "enables use of" that even if the user doesn't know at first they can infer the relation well enough that you don't need to teach them that they are different.
>>483710265>pressing one button every 30s is engaging
>>483710197https://youtu.be/eKrN4vNsBzA?si=jGYK0Je2WWmV7Gqi&t=8
>>483710567we should start fetishizing protection and abortions
So AST is playable again
>>483710495What you gonna do when you clear the tier real fast?
>>483709323Good, maybe they'll stop riding my fucking dick all the time.
>>483710567Where can i find them asking for a friend
So for chat filters, I have:>lgbt>popotoartistAny other words to add?
>all modbeasts are cowsI wanna see some ladies with flat chests and huge asses, dammit
>>483710264you mean 100? you can do it just with roulettes and dungeons in like 3 days. i'll be done with every role quest before normal mode comes out.
No tears for the yapping black mages.
>>483710619Same but I do it 3 times a day on average
>>483710495>first savage tier>the one where they have always said they make it easier>requires greedingno they don't you absolute retard
>>483710557At least BH is 5s longer so you'll only be holding them in the last third of burst. I fully expect it to change or cap at 5 chakra only by 7.1.
>>483710401I’ve already got SAM at 90 I just want to try Viper through DT and possibly for savage
>>483710646Bard had it right in shb imo. The dots weren't just for damage; they also fed into your overarching kit, which made maintaining them rewarding in a way that you could actually feel through the playstyle. But then, like retards, they divorced procs from the dots altogether. I haven't even looked at the brd dt changes because it's just a job I will never fucking touch again. So much plate spinning for such a shitty reward. Meanwhile, DNC plays simon says and does comparable rdps despite only giving handjobs to 1 dude.
>>483710619>>483710796how come you feel that way?
>>483709417>>483709883Good morning
Someone give me the tldr rotation for picto, thanks
Auto Crossbow needs to also reduce the CD of Double Check/Checkmate now that both abilities are AoEs.
>>483710646Maybe you'd understand if you actually played this game at any point before the massive homogenization
Can we talk about ffxiv porn
>>483710619>>483710796my brethren in attachment issues
>>483710612>he didn't already do thisDRKs are on average the worst players by far. they can't do their rotation, they can't mitigate due to a lack of personal skill and they die the most to mechanics. not to mention they always have the biggest egos out of everyoneyou should blacklist every DRK main and your experience would be improved
>>483710417I hope sss has a use now. Always one of the cooler animations. How have people said the rest of the class is playing after the rework?
>>483710960>both abilities are AoEs.wait really?
>>483710965>>>/aco/
>>483710619I've made zero friends on Balmung since I started playing 6 years agoI frequently think of hopping servers just to try again
>>483709441Imagine not having an updated lodestone. Could not be me.
>>483710686Genuinely why do you feel that way? You get more cards but most of them are worthless. The entire rundown is super railroaded. Sigils are completely wiped out of the kit. And at the end of the day you're still just spamming malefic 80% of the time until it's divination time. I'd say "at least there's less button bloat," except you actually have even more bloat than before because in addition to "Play," you now have Play 2, and Play 3.I am genuinely curious why you feel the way that you do, because I want to be convinced.
Male midlanders should
>>483710812It's been 9 years since Gordias, its time for these stupid japs to move on and deliver hard raids out the gate.
>>483710987that's WHM
do you guys think savage will be fun
>>483711046the metal parts look so shiny now
Did they fix how much shit you to cram into ninja's burst window during trick attack and all that? Or is it still hust pressing a shit load of buttons and hoping for the best?
>>483710197>im in
>>483711075with fiddies, yeah
>>483711020Yeah, that's why it feels weird that AC just doesn't have that effect that Heat Blast/Blazing Shot does.
all healer DoTs should be 24s or less.
>>483710367A primal lust invades me every time I see your posts. You're doing a good job.
>>483711127no one here plays this game
>>483711140wdym anon every job is "shove as much shit into the burst window as you can"
>DRKs screeeeing that they might get locked out of PFsAs a PLD main, SUCKS TO BE YOUUUUUUUUUU AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>483711020yup, double check and checkmate are level 92 upgrades to gauss and ricochet
>>483711127no
>>483711127yes but it will fall slightly short of my hopes
>>483711127No clueI always wait til Savages are old content to do themCan't wait to get my salamander mount now
>>483711201do the lower level versions have that too or just the new ones?
>>483710772Why do black mage players make their job their personality like this? I never see it this bad with other jobs. Is it because yoshida mains it as well, so they feel emboldened?
>>483710646Spinning multiple plates while resolving mechanics is fun you retard. One button is bad. Multiple buttons good.
meow
>>483711127Probably, I’m gonna raid on healer this expansion since my hunt goals will finally be done this expansion as well.
>>483711202all healers should be deleted and all recovery should be handled with the dps and tank's own cooldowns and potions
If your lodestone hasn't updated yet you're a side character at best an NPC background extra at worst.
>>483711363May I plap?
Were there any changes from the prelim patch notes to final?
>>483711127no but i will trick myself into doing it again for at least the first tier
>>483710906every time I log in and interact with people from my server I can't help but think "This place fucking sucks"these people barely talk or engage with me despite my attempts, they are actually the type to get passive-aggressive towards me for raiding and I have the distinct feeling the cliques hate each other too
What do you mean when you say lodestone update?Like what changes?
>>483711337they think that they're better than everyone else because they have cast times and they think PCT does more damage and it's easier (It's not)
>>483711363cumming all over those tits
>>483711373I'm all for thisAlso inflate the mobs and bosses HP to counterbalance the extra DPS
>>483710997It always had a use that got better over time, its just that EW gsve you little reason to use it because xbox hueg hitboxes. It should mostly be the same with slight tweaks from the filler combo. Burst is what changes the most because of the new RoW and RoF GCD follow-ups, along with SSS's potential with full chakra.
>>483711318Just the new ones.
>>483711234I meant like ninjas who burst phase in a 15 sec window was autistic (I have bad ping okay) Did they change that or improve on it or is it still the same?
My f3mra looks like this
>>483711489some people got their lodestone image updated to new graphics
Can someone smarter than me tell me why they unlinked Salt and Darkness from Salted Earth? that makes no sense to me
>>483711239*locks pld out for doing 1.5% less dps as well*its a war/gnb's game now sis...
>>483711373Unironically based.
>been playing since the ass end of stormblood>haven't had a single meaningful conversation with another player in that entire time
>>483711582my wife
>>483711582Mid
>>483711582>3
>>483711489You get a higher quality image with your characters new DT model.
>>483711201what is this from? the screenshot I mean
*taps mic*If you were truly good at your job that got changed you’d be able to adapt no problem
>>483711596Ah
>>483709320>did you send a mildly flirtatious message to a 17-year old?!>pedophile
>>483711582She's serving malezen drinks laced with aphrodisiacs.
just resliced i-?2 ,(/ happy bobrappy mosst of the DT kits
>nobody except me will play DRK because it's supposedly weak>tfw above average DRK player with a staticeasy parses for me
>>483711578how long has it been since you played NIN?
Post a pic of your WoL naked to give yourself a self imposed 3 day vacation to avoid spoilers
>>483711704https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/machinist/#
>>483711707the jobs barely changed tho what is there to even adapt to
>>483711704https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/jobguide/machinist/
>BLMniggers don't get itYoshi will be maining Pictomancer nowHe looked at the BLM community and hated the people within so he made the next caster class girly to keep out "western tryhards" and shat on BLM as his final bow.You will put on the dress or you will roll in the dirt in your sty.
>>483711373is there any reason why this wouldn't work?
>>483711582my f3mra looks and acts like this
>>483711802I don't have a WoL yet
>>483711373Every mmo thats tried this failed
>>483711774I scratch and sniff my balls pretty frequently. Same with my sweaty palm that rests on my mouse.
>>483711802anon you can still browse 4chan while banned
>>483711876Fuck why are soft sagging tits so hot
>>483711582you just know she's begging for malezen cock
>>483710367I would sincerely, unironically put my penis in your sloppy cum hole.
>>483711861No, that's already how a few other games do it. XIV doesn't do it because jobs like White Mage are integral to the FF franchise. Also because when the game was being designed, none of them had ever played any other MMOs.
>>483711774I sometimes jerk off 3 times a day
>>483711965I hate that they made that change
>>483711715>the “protect the kids” squad just head canons the minor as being 17 to soften the blow No one knows how old the minor was anon, still a minor and its still bad for a THIRTY FIVE (35) YEAR OLD MARRIED MAN WITH A CHILD to send inappropriate messages to, again I cannot I believe I have to stress this, a minor. The Doc admitted to it he’s done and not just on Twitch and Youtube
>>483711221Why do you post this? Tons of people here do savage. >>483711363Weird face
>>483711046Wait wait wait, I thought all pre-DT gear would only be updated over the course of some patches?
>>483711774not showering or eating two packs of cakes a day I guessI shave my beard and trim my beard real short, it's not visible that Im dirty but I guess it's smellable
>>483711707Being able to adapt doesnt mean you should like the changes and not complain.
Anyone else drinking while waiting for Dawntrail?
>>483711582wife>>483711876whore
>>483710772I hate this fucking retard that gets posted everywhere and him showing up in my Twitter despite not following him. Who gives a fuck about what he has to say or Balance Trannies "theorycrafting" about how good a job will be when they have always been wrong in this time period before an expansion comes out? Fuck them all.
>Job potencys outWho's in the shed? Is it red mage again?
>>483711774I pick away at the hard skin on my heels until I'm able to peel off a strip of it. If I get a large enough piece I then chew on it.
>>483711386Post your lodestone then
GNB/PLD meta
>>483712120I'm old now and feel like shit for an entire day after a night of drinking so I'm not having anything until I'm done the MSQ
>>483711130its still not even remotely good enough.
>>483711774I'm gay, which means my asshole is crusted up with old blood and feces and I can't shit normally anymore.
>>483712146i didn't need to read that
>>483711160i don't understand this critique the vast majority of the content this game offers is trivial and really uneventful/boring to heal. just because the 4 savage raids we get every 9 months and the 1ultimate raid per year that we get require some more healing, doesn't mean the overall game is in a good place where this is concerned. casual players saying they're bored in normal content should be a sign that SE should, at the very least, implement more shit for healers to do in dungeons that casual players are complaining about. if i had a game where 90% of it was boring as fuck, i'd make those parts more enjoyable instead of funneling everyone into the extremely limited and tedious 10% of the game that lets them meaningfully enjoy their full kit.
>>483710772Autistic people are afraid of change
>>483712120no it's like 11am
>>483711876Can you give me back massages with your boobs?
>>483712146this is unironically based even though i only have a vague idea of what you mean
>>483711774I clip my toenails and fingernails wherever and assume I'll vacuum it up the next time I vacuum
It appears our superiority has led to some controversy.
How do I find a static if I’ve never ever raised before?How do I find someone to ERP if I’ve never ever done it before? Help me anons.
>>483711774i eat my dandruffif i have pimples i gouge them out with my nails and eat the pimple and pus
Why weren't you at the gyaru cat meetup?
>>483711046>640x873
>>483712043Age of consent is 16 in the majority of the US and the rest of the world, roastie. No arrest, no trial, no fine, nothing.
>>483711774I stopped brushing my teeth with any real frequency after I gave up on life.
>>483712140make space in the shed for blm
>>483712369i forget this artist's name
My fiddie lost her flp...
>>483711774
>MNK is now Double True and Triple SnapAt least the hud will make it easy.
>>483712459
>>483712269lmao
>>483712286i don't understand this critique the vast majority of the content this game offers is trivial and really uneventful/boring to tank/dps[/spoiler] on. just because the 4 savage raids we get every 9 months and the 1ultimate raid per year that we get require more than using basic cooldowns/just a training dummy rotation, doesn't mean the overall game is in a good place where this is concerned. casual players saying they're bored in normal content should be a sign that SE should, at the very least, implement more shit for tanks/dps to do in dungeons that casual players are complaining about. if i had a game where 90% of it was boring as fuck, i'd make those parts more enjoyable instead of funneling everyone into the extremely limited and tedious 10% of the game that lets them meaningfully enjoy their full kit.
>>483712428i don't really care for gyaru and I actively dislike ganguro
>>483712140RDM, DRK, BLM
>>483712487looks like AI slop
>>483712428how do i get a gyaru sunnie/femra eb for my lalaboy bros
>>483711973Because you want to use them as your sleeping pillows>>483712343Hop on Light in 17 hours
>>483712391How so
>>483712357Got a question? Feel free to ask my man.
>>483712043>to send inappropriate messages to, again I cannot I believe I have to stress this, a minorI can smell the onions on your breath through the screen.
>>483710772>world 1st literally always gets cleared with a tank, healer, or DPS that isn't the #1 most damaging job in the roleit's so funny how these whiny retards never learn anything.
>>483712428My character is just normal brown instead of gyaru
>>483708547i tried this gyaru outfit(bibo version)and it kept crashing my gameanyone know why? other outfits were fine
>>483712475It's only a matter of time before yoshi buffs his fav job to retardo levels again anyway
>>483712603nah its just a reshade preset and probably some photoshop afterwards
>>483712462You lost bro your eceleb is a pedophile and is losing everything. He got let go from the company he co-founded, he’s getting removed from NBA2k (he was in a side quest apparently) and the 49ers are ending their Partnership with him. But please continue defending a pedophile
>>483712615>>483710772
>>483711774I have really long hair, and sometimes I just sit at my desk for hours tugging on a strand of it and finally pulling it out. Sort of like picrelated except I'm not an autistic savant and just need to vacuum a lot more than most people.
>>483711774I move my dick to a confortable position often
>>483711774I look at my shit before I flush
>>483712428My cat is brown but she would never consider herself a schoolgirl because that's weird and she'd rather be a mother.
>>483712216Were any numbers posted for ranged physical dps?
>>483712120Thinking of buying a case of beer for today hmm
>>483712043he was trying to meet up with her at twitchcon he knew what he was doing. all he had to do was not cheat on his wife.
my maliddie is a machine that turns unplapped lalas into plapped lalas.
>>483711774>>483712269Caught me off guard, holy kek.
>>483712852you're supposed to
Do you think we'll actually see jobs get locked out of pf again bros?
>>483712808You sicken me.
>>483711774I was born black
>>483712883what does he turn plapped lalas into?
https://forum.square-enix.com/ffxiv/threads/501636-Chat-filter-is-being-abused-for-homophobic-and-transphobic-purposes-please-change.Why are you so homophobic, /vg/???
I wonder if dick mods will get updated....
>>483712880Oh course he knew what the fuck he was doing lmao that’s why his defenders are so fucking pathetic. Being a 35 year old man trying to fuck a kid while you have a hot wife at home is mind blowing to me I do not understand the thought process behind it
>>483712968unplapped fwalalas
>>483712625desu i mostly want to see a picture of how big you can get it to rip off
>>483712904It came up among friends and they all acted like it was completely weird to look in the bowl or at the tp after wiping
>>483711582May I rape
>>483712708He got paid by Twitch to terminate the contract. He's very likely a multi-millionaire now. Also you have CP on your computer, guaranteed.
>>483711774I eat my boogers often. I like the saltiness.
>>483711774i still eat my boogers
Why are raider TROONS having meltdowns cause the new caster job does more damage than black mage? makes no sense, they all care about parses anyways and you only parse against your own job. They are fucking retarded
>>483712708This, it's his own fault really he should've 1. Never apologized2. Never admitted to itHe did both in such a pathetic way even I, a contrarian devil's advocate, turned on him. There's no way to defend him anymore. Not because he was messaging with a minor, I honestly don't give a shit about that, it's the pathetic way he handled it.
>>483712976/v/edditors will fall for anything
>>483711774I don't really clean anything around me so everything has a huge and thick layer of dust on it. There are entire piles of it behind my screens and it's making my mom sick but I don't care.
>>483711774I like to hold my poopy as long as i can
>>483711212Uhhh thanks i guess..>>483711582My femaaaa.... is not gonna feel good in DT...
>>483712976Thanks for the recommendation. I'll be doing that.
>>483713113He did the same thing as well when he cried on stream after cheating on his wife when he couldn't just ignored it and let it go away on its own, guy has a habit of ruining his own money.
>>483713068I know he got paid out that’s cool and dandy he’s still losing all his partnerships so that money will run out sooner or later. Probably has to buy more shungite have you guys heard of it shungite it’s a rock. Nice projection anon
>>483712554>comparing healer and dps rotationsIt's just not a fair comparison. In trivial, boring content, a healer presses a single button for like 95% of the event. In that same content, the DPS you're comparing them to has an entire rotation to run through. It may not be particularly engaging, but it's objectively more engaging than a single fucking button. That's arguably the crux of what the "strike" is about. Don't get me wrong. I think there are plenty of valid reasons to think the healer strike is dumb. For example, none of the players can agree on what they actually want healing to be. The JP player base largely thinks healers should just be for healing, so the NA strike might not even matter. Many would even argue that a strike would be counterproductive and result in even simpler healer setups going forward. There are many reasons to think the strike is stupid. But "haha they don't even do savage" is like the stupidest fucking route you could go imo.
>>483711715>>483712462>>483713068Pablo bro I understand your people like to dicksuck American ecelebs but could you maybe try doing it on a board that's meant for it instead of a Final Fantasy XIV
>>483711774i wash my hair once a weekbut i do shower every day
I am asking for busty, modded femroes and I am not ashamed in the slightest
>>483712976lmfao>PLEASE don't let them filter us I NEED to be able to spam TRANS RIGHTS in their face 24/7!
>>483713262don't careno job has fun in casual content because it's just not challengingit's not a healer exclusive thing
Fem hroths owe me
>>483712708From Wikipedia: "As of April 2021, of the total fifty U.S. states, approximately thirty have an age of consent of 16 (with this being the most common age of consent in the country), a handful set the age of consent at 17, and in about eleven states the age is 18."Meanwhile there is little to no outrage in regards to female streamers basically doing a camshow for actual children, to Twitch staff admitting to randomly reading private messages, and to the fact that this has become some sort of conviction in the court of public opinion while we still haven't seen anything concrete ourselves. Out of all of this, you can maybe talk trash about him for cheating on his wife, but even that is really none of our damn business. Violating ToS is not breaking the law, which he evidently didn't (no arrest, no registry entry, no fine, nothing), seeing how Twitch's lawsuit failed and they had to pay him to terminate his contract.Inb4 "you're a fanboy" etc. Never seen a single stream of his and don't plan to. Now seethe and dilate.
>>483713234Fellow wageslave please wish me luck in not getting asked to work Saturday
>>483713281You don't need to wash your hair more than that anyway. More is bad for the skin on your scalp.
>>483712976>faggot goes into a melty when he realizes he won't be able force his degeneracy down others' throats in-game anymoreMan, if only real life had a chat filter...
>>483712976>first comment basically calling them retarded and it's to clean up the club/brothel spam that plagues citieskekaroo
>>483713281That's not really gross at all though, shampooing everyday would fuck up your hair
>>483713357playing SAM in roulettes is an order of magnitude more fun than any healer
>>483713281
>>483713357I have fun dpsing in casual content. Good talk though, you fucking retard.
Niggas call my malidster "The Lunatic Fringe"
>>483712043>to send inappropriate messages towe don't know if this was truewe also don't know if he knew the person he was messaging was underage
>>483712610Deal!
>>483711975>>483713048She will beat you up
>>483712043What do you mean he's 35. That motherfucker looks way older
>>483711582My femra comporteth herself thus.
>>483713039it was the opposite with me and my friends. one of them asked how do blind people know when they're done wiping and the rest of us were like yeah they probably get rashes a lot
Big melons
>>483713481need an autistic donqui-coded femrawife
>>483713281I do that too but I shampoo 2-3 times a week
thoughts on clees the spic?
>>483709202based
>>483713457Not him but he was 37 when it happened, now he's 42. Ytpipo age pretty bad.
>>483712043Nigger he's like 43.
>>483712976>people falling for this
>>483711774piss is in the sinkbeen doing it for yearsits so much more convenient than the toiletgive it a try sometime
>>483713551I think I'm going to go take a shit.
>EU hours>eceleb autismI should expect it by this point but>not even FFXIV eceleb autism
>>483713234built for non-consensual sex with bunny men
>>483713382This is very transphobic.
>>483712519I hope I'm not friends with you
man, the voiced tracks are so fucking bad this time around
>>483712976"trans" is the first word filter I am adding2nd is LGBT
>>483710096>pvre>fwalalasI have no idea what these means and I'm not afraid to ask. What do they mean?
>>483713397>>483713416oh i know that's why i do it. i used to be an every day/every 2 days washer and it made my scalp so greasy and nasty. but this is probably the "grossest" thing i do >>483713428nigel will be what saves the UK, mark my words
>>483707958Is the "endwalker story" drama thread with same 3 people talking for 800 pages still going?
>>483713640Those are just burger NEETS and aussies. Euroids live and die in their discords.
>>483711557I guess ill see how the math people look at it and just follow the flowchart as usual!>>483711582Mine looks like this (Or used to)
my fuzzy femroe patiently awaits the graphics update...
>>483713613/pol/fags don't like to realize that there's an entire microeconomy based around making them angry for hateclicks because they consistently and reliably fall for the most basic bait on the planetOF shitposting is just an extension of that, it's been ez replies since ShB
>>483713758>Euroids live and die in their discordsam I the only one who doesnt do that
>>483713669Pvre is just a faggot way of saying pure like kvlt but for pedophilesfwalalas is just the latest in a long line of attempted forced memes
>>483713647well fine I don't need you either
Lala porn is equal rights. Lala are adults.
This is gonna be my filtered world list (incomplete)>Trans>LGBT>LGBTQ+>Club>Brothel>18+>DJ>Gambling>Gamble>Prizes
>>483713704his party is polling pretty well, guy's a fookin legend, I never knew he survived a plane crash everyone thinks was an assassination attempt kek
>>483713397>>483713416>>483713281holy fuck you guys are grossrun your hand through your hair then look at your fingerssee that oil? other people can smell that shitit also makes you look fucking homeless
>>483713758Euroids will proudly say how they never browse the thread until one of them gets namedropped and all of them yap for 3+ hours about drama no one cares about
I’m gonna add Lala to my filter
>>483713820Ok pedo
>>483713834I didn't ask.*shoots a big claw out of my stomach like Sektor and knocks your block off*
>My femlala enters your bedroom without knocking>she silently places picrelated in your lap, and then stands back and stares at you expectantly Well...? What're you waiting for? Eat up...
>>483713619isn't sink pissing better anyway since you don't have to flush?
I'm bored af holY SHIT
>>48371383418+ is okay, Brothel might actually be based. All the others are spot on though.
>>483713536that type of femra would probably be extremely mentally ill and get you in trouble because that single braincell says "justice"
Glamour prisms?I gear up like this
>>483713939I can't eat too much cheese or my stomach hurts so I discard the mac and eat the rest
>>483713834You could just add twitch or twitch.tv and it'd filter out all of that
>>483713859This nigga washes his hair with sulfateslop every day
>>483713954>I'm bored>im booored zoomers can not handle a bit of boredom
>>483713834Dont forget to add >twitch>stream>Streaming
What are the chances VPR gets to be one of the top DPS classes?It provides no buffs, it’s the new class, but it’s also been dumbed down drastically
>>483713801OH! I get it. Like Lalabvll. I was thinking it was something like pvp or pve, and was trying to figure out what re was supposed to mean.
It has begun, raiders are throwing a fit already and the raid isn't even out
Dr D would have unironically played malera xaela
>>483713704>oh i know that's why i do it. i used to be an every day/every 2 days washer and it made my scalp so greasy and nasty. but this is probably the "grossest" thing i dothat's because constantly washing out the oil in your hair makes it replenish that oil much more to an excessive degree
>>483713861The burgers like Towa who infest the Euro discords does that lmao
>>483713904I'MSOGAY
>>483713939wholesomedo you like catgirls~
>>483713939thank you my wife
>>483713551>>483713631one of the players is former /xivg/reimi shirohime
>>483713939I stand up and unload 2 days worth of gooner frustration into her, leaving her a quivering, bloated mess.
>>483714094fits the profile kek
>>483713859I hate normies, so if I make them suffer by smelling my oily scalp it's a win. Enjoy being bald by 35 and having cancer by 40 since most of those shampoos contain carcinogens as well.
>>483713939i would eat it but i wouldn't be proud
BROS have you SEEN this I saw a TWITTER POST that SAID SOMETHINGhow will RAIDERS EVER RECOVER
>>483713840hell yeah that's great to hear, i'm an amerishart so i don't get to see how it's going via local news>>483713859anon, you dumbass, that's the whole point of NOT washing your hair every day. you reset the health of your scalp by not coating it in shampoo and conditioner so it can actually breathe and not overproduce oil. i haven't washed my hair since saturday and there's nothing on my fingers
>>483713953you still need to rinse the bowl or you'll get nasty buildupsalso the sink pipes really aren't designed for it
>>483714069total BLM death
>>483713939they're putting things in the foodDO. NOT. EAT.
>farlemaldThank the twelve that shit meme is over.
>>483712976Will filtering the word trans filter transpose or just the individual word for example? Im betting people will try to circumvent these mute lists with stuff like "LGBT!!!@# RIGHTS".
>>483713939rape
>>483713834>>483713904>>483713959>>483714014>>483714038and popotoartist for being a chud
>>483714038>>483714014Thanks, it's going on the list.
>they add a blacklist for words>people here over-the-moon to blacklist "lgbtq+", "trans rights", "queer", and variations, etc.>they'll still talk about it here and in-game unpromptedLooking at you, Kunch and Melk
>>483714184you forgot the deodorant that are also full of chinese mystery chemicals tooif you want to be healthy you have to smell like shitI tried to apply lemon juice on my armpits and it helps a lot with bad smell tho
>>483713386Praying for you comrade!bosses that ask employees to work on weekends should just explodeI hope I dont get to ask to work too...>>483713641Kpop bunny boys...? my one weakness...
>>483713895Sexy
>>483713859Anon, not shampooing your hair every day is like haircare 101Your shit must feel like straw
>>483712369
>>483713984My favorite pasttime is to wear a mildly provocative glam, park my character in a high traffic area, and turn peeping tom on. It's like the in-game equivalent of getting (You)s...
>>483713859Natural skin and scalp oil dosn't have any smell at all, and having your hair permanently fried and frazzled by overuse of chemical soaps makes it look even worse than hair rinsed with water
>>483714280dont worry, the xiv community will come up with something equally unfunny and annoyingthat's the one thing they're good at
>>483714215>. you reset the health of your scalp by not coating it in shampoo and conditioner so it can actually breathe and not overproduce oilliterally not a thingyou are just producing less oil, certain races have this, same as asians have the flaky ear wax etc
>>483714280FARLA 9!! FARYALOLL!!!!
if you love me let me GOOOOOOOOoooooOOooo (x2)cuz these words are KNIVES that often leave scarsthe fear of falling apart..& truth be told i never was yours </3
>>483714331pretty much, they literally cannot help themselvesfun fact, "tranny" is one of the most used words in the history of /v/ per the archive
>>483713834Dont you only get 10 total or was it 20?
>>483714280>getting mad at hunt jokesYou guys are so funny
>>483711774i masturbate daily, but that's not the most disgusting parti have a really big foreskin so when i feel like i am about close to cumming, i pinch tip of my foreskin and trap all my cum inside like a little cum balloon before emptying it at the toilet or on my hand and then i swallow it
>>483713619... do you like stand up on the counter?or are you arcing at a 45 degree angle and then when the stream dies down you let piss fall on the floor?
>>483714354>Kpop bunny boys...? my one weakness...make your tits and ass double the size and we have a deal, slut
do the filters completely erase the message, or does it say the message is blocked but you still see it was blocked? filter on 4chan is pointless unless you have it hide stubs too.
>>483711774Cum tributes probably. Otherwise I am complete normie
>>483714280You still have to do ShB and EW hunts in DT since they all give kupo nuts
>>483714456Check its usage pre-2016.
>>483714502everything i see makes me think of my EB bros
>>483714306Oh fuck, right, definitely that untalented roastie.
>>483714415>>483714362>>483714215is this some euro cope because they can't afford shampoo every second/third day?
>>483714503NTA but I'm assuming his sink is low enough/him being tall though for him to pee into there without doing any of that
>>483714465It's only 10, might have to pick the ones that'll catch the most shouts.
>>483714331oh damn i forgot to include "chudja"
>>483713939I'm lactose intolerant, gluten intolerant, and can't digest fried foods...
>>483714306who?
>>483713939The mac and cheese or whatever it is looks like someone ate half of it, and what the fuck is that other shit? This looks like a kid put together a plate of stuff she thought tasted "awesome"
>>483714280>>483714418>>483714434>>483714487>>483714537>lamp :D>awooo xD
There goes my excitement about sage..
>>483713446May I plap pls?
>>483714502>i pinch tip of my foreskin and trap all my cum inside like a little cum balloon before emptying it at the toiletI used to do that a lot in middle school when I discovered jerking off>and swallow itOk you disgust me
>>483713770Sex
>>483713551reimu is cool
>>483714283I assume yes, simply because that's how the market board's 'partial match' parsing works.
>>483714280hehe xd
>>483713613>>483713789>merely pretending
https://x.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/1806334229766439338Do it
>>483714502I wish I still had my foreskin....males are truly the most oppressed gender
>>483714695DoT enjoyers get cucked again.
>>483714503what the other anon saideverything lines up perfectly, no spillshands freeshits great
>>483708098for me it was aloalo savage
>>483714692Personally my favorite is :3
>>483714695NOOOOOOOO MY PARSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>483714502so you are saying you're recycling your semen?
>>483714767>fat brown hands
>>483714769Keep replying, little outrage golem
>>483714689>looks like someone ate half of itI got hungry while cooking .....*sobs*
>>483711774I masturbate daily at the PC, cum in paper tissue, then just crumple them up inside other paper tissues and leave it on my deskI remember to throw away all the built up paper once every 5 to 7 days
>>483714502>trap cum with foreskinthat's normal for uncut people>drop it in the toiletthat too>swallow itthat's going too far
>>483714354Thank you fellow struggler. Good luck to you as well. Hope you get to enjoy Saturday with no work
>>483714331Were erasing your kind from Etheirys once and for all. You lost degenerate.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riOrSqKzqgManyone got the full ost from this trailer?
>>483714769You think they’re pretending because you’re mad for real
>>483714280Hunt trannies are the worst.
Can I insta complete ishgard stuff at lvl 100 with like 2 button presses? I have procrastinated finishing it for years now
>>483714695Oh no, that's two fewer GCDs per minute.
>>483713834Mine is going to be >helldivers>monhun>one piece>gbf>relink>other game>catgirl>plap
>>483714907You have a limit of 200 my guy
>>483714513Ueeek, gonna use my pretend i didnt see this card
>>483711774i don't throw my trash out. it piles around me in my room.
how does the word filter even work is it just the word thats filtered and you still see everything else or is whatever is said hidden completely form you?
>>483713619this would splatter all over the bathroom for sureit would require very delicate pressure control and a perfectly lined up streamI couldn't do it
>>483714502>i have a really big foreskin so when i feel like i am about close to cumming, i pinch tip of my foreskin and trap all my cum inside like a little cum balloon before emptying it at the toiletliterally mejust use the sink and wash everything at the same timethe swallowing part i quit doing, still based>>483714791you can play with mine if you want anon
>>483714940why did black people get included with the lgbt flag colors?
>>483713801get a lxad xf thiᛋ dvmbaᛋᛋ>Verificatixn nxt reqvired.
>>483708098I wasn't going for any of these they just happened.
>>483714963If you're overleveled yes. Most people use it TO level up though.
>>483714280i don't think anything set me off more than CAVE RAVE XDDD in shadowbringers
>>483714940>one A-Rank got killed, pulled too early or another conductor is calling out>calls off the entire hunt train and spends minutes fighting other people in /shout
>>483714940>ARE THOSE…COLORS?!?! AAAAAAA IM GOING CRAZYWhy are there so many right wing snowflakes on 4chan
>>483714354Just take the weekend off
good morning plate armor using sirs judge set looking nice
>>483714964god forbid healers have SOMETHING more to do than 1 dot and 1 dps button.. 2 dots is just too much apparently
My femra looks and acts like this
I can't even tell if my pic updated
Are all fem roes futas
Any raider meltdowns so far? why are they such a joke?
>>483711127I think soArcadion boss narrator linesBlack Cat: https://jumpshare.com/v/8KfDE7MSMRshQ7lvOlliWicked Thunder: https://jumpshare.com/v/WGgdCsB6QFJZbiBiYARlBrute Baba: https://jumpshare.com/v/DcS8yyqK3nm8CR9asHWGHoney Bee Lovely: https://jumpshare.com/v/hGskD8cRhCyKVpwp322w
>>483715176yeah
>>483715134>640x871look at this unupdated retard
So do I just spam the login button on XIVlauncher at 1:59?
>>483714785so their solution was to just funnel everyone into dynamis then
So which male race has the highest and lowest stocks going into DT?
>>483715069it doesn't, well maybe if your bathroom sink has a flat bottom? mine is curved
>>483715075if it's not part of the asexual flag then I believe it's because lgbtq+ is hard mode but being black and lgbtq+ is I Wanna Be The Guy difficulty
>>483715205nigger i just printscreen and cropped in pain idc
>>483714940Remember to wear your designated trans color of the day or else you'll be kicked from pfs!
>>483715213you and a few thousand other neets
>>483715191Momo seems to like the healer changes
>>483715302>cropped in painthis made me kek thinking of someone cropping an image while in pain
>>483715191Who gives a shit, post moonies
>>483715118Global internet access letting in India, Brazil, Russia, the Philippines, etc
>>483714503manlet detected
>>483715191Eksu is seething about BLM still.
How long will it take for that fucking piece of shit Uros to even attempt doing the new savage lmao
>>483715252Highest: Eleven, Au Ra and HrothgarLowest: Hyur, Miqote and Viera
hows the pictomancer rotation looking like sisters?
Fold/feast was the healer peak in XIV. It will never be a skillful role anymroe
Which class currently got the big middle finger from Square in Dawntrail?
>>483715305Paco, I...
>>483715274my penis and sink height don't line up so i'd have to somehow adjust the piss angle with the curvature of the bowl I think
>>483715305these people are prime examples of why we can't give leadership to most people in the world. can you imagine having someone like this as your manager at your job? i would quit without 2 weeks notice no questions asked
>>483715446https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Ief0jX7UiDktVi77Qsq4-W1BT5x5Y-pfF62wlW9wNaE/edit?usp=sharingHere's the guide sis.
Why are clubs anti lala
>SCH>10% mit is on a fixed location and uses a charge of something that could otherwise be used for damage>SGE's version isn't fixed, people can spread out after getting hit by kerachole and keep the dmg reduction>no damage sacrificed for itwhy does anyone play SCH
>>483715106You have no idea how much I hate when someone's personality is>mentions thing!!>memberberries!!I've blacklisted a few of these people.>>483715464Unironically all of them. I don't get how they fucked up so much.
>>483715305ESLs and lacking reading comprehension
>>483715464red mage as usual
blacklist BLMs and DRKs
>>483715523You have one for PLD and GNB?
>>483715542>why does anyone play SCHBecause it's one of if not the strongest healer in the game
>>483715541Futalalas kept cucking people
>>483714858FAT FUCK
>>483715418Why do I get that retard's tweets on my timeline when I don't follow him?
>>483715305is there something wrong with this message or are you bitching about the fursona
>>483715308So the game isn't actually congested on launch and the screeching is just wagie seethe?
>white people think it's the alt right whiteoids hating trannies Man they are going to really hate it trying to expose themselves to brown people.
Can you actually get good ERP at a club?
>>483715608Knew it
>>483715560it's just so childish and infantile, i hate it. most of this playerbase is 20+ so witnessing people type like toddlers is disgusting
>>483715497I can't imagine there are a lot of furries working at the t-shirt factory or wherever you areMost of them are in first-world countries
>>483715608I think it’s the other way around
>>483715464sage
>>483715106why do these "people" say these things like it's funny
I like hunt memes
>>483715690you are the first person to mention white people in this thread bro
>>483715568where is the confusion?>>483715647dye your clothes or else
>>483715201What’s the lore on this?My guess is that they’re all virtual avatars. I mean all of Solution 9 is a simulation but these guys just decided they’d rather spice up their virtual lives as furries.
perhaps suncatshttps://files.catbox.moe/ze483x.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/sua754.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/tiwnqa.jpghttps://files.catbox.moe/dhi2u7.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/ixw0em.png
>>483715305Man it's nice being on dynamis, none of the train conductors are like this. Also nobody makes the dumb farlamald and lamp jokes. Funny enough last week someone did the farlamald joke and I looked at the player and he was from crystal. go figure.
Seeing jaded anons failing to let themselves feel joy and have fun with this game is really sad
>>483715690no one here has said the haters are white lol
>>483715652youre probably still gonna be waiting 30ish minutes in queue on launch but yeah it wont get really bad until the afternoon when everyone gets off work
My catgirl looks and acts like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/7a497y.png
>>483715464there's no fixing smn so my heart really goes out to smn mains pre-ew who has to look at their lobotomized job looking like THAT for a minimum of 5 years
Divorced maliddie hereDRK or VPR for the dawntrail msq?
>>483715740Are futa lalas quite hot?
>>483715542because SCH deals more damage, has more mit tools, better healing tools? anon have you seen it's fucking lvl 100 skill, you can solo heal the raid by yourself for the entire duration. it's THE best prog tool
Eksu Plosion, Sfia and Zenthon the Endwalker fetus who larps as a Stormblood player are in meltdown mode
>>483715541because people think they look like children and if you disagree you're a disgusting pedophile
>>483715835>or elsethere is no "or else" described anywhere in either of those messagesI know English isn't the most popular language on Primal but you would think you people wouldn't struggle with this so much
>>483715881All 3 are ugly as fuck
>>483715945I just mean it's gay as fuck you have to sacrifice one energy drain for the 10% mit
>>483715835>Abrosexual???????
>>483715953That means the changes are good.
>>483715953I called Sfia shit in a random channel and someone went out and told Sfia and he banned me. Fragile ego it seems
>>483715541Racism. That's also against the ToS and you can report them for it. You're not allowed to exclude people for their in game race.
>>483715835this isn't a requirement
>>483715982Do you think they are kids?
>>483715881>https://files.catbox.moe/ixw0em.pngdoes the blackest one like taking + in both holes?
>>483715953>>483716047>>483716052just ask Sfia on how his Dark Souls stream went lol
how do I know if my lodestone has been updated?
>>483715982I disagree, they look like chibis
>>483715542>why does anyone play SCHProbably because it was better than SGE for literally all of EW>>483715835>where is the confusion?Pablo have you tried learning to read before chimping out
>>483715881how do i make my cat as thicc as the right one
My fiera looks and acts like thishttps://litter.catbox.moe/idcxfj.jpg
>>483715542chain stratagem
>>483715835>first post says “bonus cookie points if you use purple mounts”>second post says show your support by using these colors>ESL adds in “or else” when it doesn’t exist in the postYou have a reading comprehension problem and make up people in your head to be mad at
>>483715542SCH is really strong. Also you're only using that shit for damage to not over cap or you don't need to heal as the sage is doing it. You're thinking about sch as a shitty dps instead of a healer. Don't think of it as losing damage think of the ones you do spam on damage as just extra damage you get sometimes.
>>483711386i honestly can't tell if it's updated or not
>>483710697maybe they'll decide to ride your dick in unison
>>483716149This is what I've always thought too. They look like the old game's chibi sprites.People who think they look like children and bar them are the ones who come off as creepy pedos to me.
>>483708121nah this shit is actually kinda fucking annoyingi really thought we might have been thrown a bone lmao.. ffs
>>483715542>why does anyone play SCHflying onahole
>>483715989>>483716076NTA but it's only a matter of time until they are the majority and begin to ostracize people who don't follow the tranny color code. They can't help themselves.
>>483715440catboys won, wdym
>>483716149tan lalas......
>>483716149If only femlalas looked half as good as this instead of walking sacks of flour
>>483716250Wissable....
Ninja mains flying under the radar once again and getting all the best upgrades.
>>483716285Me (cat) and who
>>483716250
>>483716186>not pornmy hopes and dreams crushed....
>>483716224Its funny to get reactions out of people.
>>483716234post it and we'll tell you
>>483716120all three of them like that
>>483716250HOLY MOLY
>>483715953Death to all 3 and praise our lord Old Yorkshire Git who is excited for Dawntrail and doesn't even know what any of his buttons do despite being 800parts into FF14
>>483716320Yoshida knows if they fuck with NIN japanese players are going to firebomb square enix offices
>>483716250swys, i see it...
>>483716002>what parsing does to a motherfuckerparsing not even once
>>483715523Got the VPR rundown?
>>483716272making up problems in your head again, jeet?
>>483716186Do you ERP or are you a wholesome and pure poster?
>>483715305>>483715835
>>483715440Anti-malidsterlander false flagWe WON
>>483716250Swyster it’s a good pic but cmon catbox exists
>>483716250Would rape this roe
>>483716398ok https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/character/43624841
>>483716491No but I'm always right because if I'm wrong I just gaslight myself into forgetting I was wrong.
>>483716272elk/ndja, your parents and friends are calling theyre begging for you to touch grass
>** MAINTENANCE EXTENDED BY 6 HOURS **https://x.com/FF_XIV_EN/status/1326355021093498880
>>483714210>>483714069Recycled shit.>>483710772
>>483716613you nigger
>>483716613HUH NOOOOOOOOO
>>483716250Do you like sunnie+ (heightbeasted to be as tall as a femroe)
Can someone show futa lala - should i google it...?
>>483716565not updated>>483716613NOOOOOO YOSHI-P!!!!!!!
I don't understand the DRG updateKind seems like abilities got more restricted?Also why were wheel and fang separated?
>>483716371Sorry here's one of me plapping a midlander.https://litter.catbox.moe/dl3j9q.jpg>>483716613This twitter link leads to diaper porn.
>>483713939>carbs>carbs>more carbsfat fuck
>>483711604Anyone?
>>483716613kill yourself
>>483714858It’s ok fren. We all get a little hungry sometimes
>>483716613
>>483716613>8880Fuck you I'm not falling for that here as well!
>>483716250her whole Ting is out broher whole ushy gushy bro .put that away>>483716552could u even do that bro . roe women are pretty hulked out. she might batter the fuck out of u brother. HH
>>483716552roes are immune to rape because we all want it
>>483716686Wheel and fang were always separated lmao
>>483716565CATBOY ALERT CATBOY ALERT CATBOY ALERTsmooch
>>483716613get a fucking job kyoppi it's noon on a thursday
>these "people" who waited for the patch notes for changes are getting surprised at the changes>the normies are getting mad that the changes that they did see stayed in for the patch notes>the normies also getting mad at stuff that changed from the mediatourtheres no winning hereexcept for picto mains
>>483716613you'd better watch your back
>>483716753You know what I meanThey used to lead into each other instead of being in separate combos
>>483716260it's not unrealistic that people would think they look like children, you need to be open-minded about this loleven though they aren't, you need to understand there are a lot of unsavory people playing lala in game and here that use them as replacement for their pedophilia, doing weird naked childplay or diapershit
Hey, let me log in already.
I ama femlalawho just ate a family-sized pizza all alone
Dragoon always wins. I'm dragooning
>>483716565>OdinbasedHave you ever met H'ana ig? (my wife)t. Lich, Light player
>>483713789You act like 95% of it is baiting but wait til you find out half of it is real and people are that stupid.>captcha: HRTJ
>>483714280The hunt currency is still nuts, so no. You're gonna have to stop getting triggered so easily.
>>483716897squishy fat hogwife...
>>483713939Where are the nuggies?
>>483716856That's almost as insane as the Chang who was poisoning his neighbors because their baby was crying at night.
>>483716949i did not
>>483716897>femlala>huge obeast IRLchecks out
POST FEMLALAS NOW
lightbros...
>>483716013Its a fancy word for being a total unrestricted whore
>>483716728this, it's also why nobody rapes really obese women, ain't nobody got time or energy to force down a 300 pound beast. Small scrawny females are easier to overpower.
How does Potency actually work?
>>483715118Tranny melty.
>>483717117>no EB like thiskilling myself rn
>>483716949wut plugin?
>>483716958>36-mark trains even before instances
>>483717156more potency = more damagesimple as
>>483713939I eat this, but then curse that bitch out violently when I'm trying to shit the next morning because the stupid fuck didn't provide any fiber.
>>483715834>>483715901>"N-no one said they did"Keep up that energy
>>483717219You know the rules.
>>483716897you're not alone sis....i didn't have pizza so i had to improvise a little though.......
Whaaaa
>>483716320I beat Ozma without doing the ragtime mouse event
>>483714940Centurio Hunts is often faster for alerts.
>>483717195Straight white male, try again you stupid Filipino
>>483713939Wife, we've been over this, please do not place hot plates on my lap, it kind of hurtsWould you like me to buy you a stepstool so you don't have to worry about reaching the desk?
>>483716728If there’s a will, there’s a way.>>483716741Good
>>483717156its a simplification of the damage formula for your own classisntead of x skill does 1244,563 to 1243,351 damage it jsut says 300 potencymakes it way easier to compare and see what skill is strongersingel target does 250aoe does 100 per target, everyone SHOULD be able to tell what is more damage
how long will it take until splatoon is back up :/
>expansion not even out>certain jobs already blacklistedI just want my game back...
qrd on WAR 7.0 please
wait does this mean we no longer get 2 of these at the start of a fight to use?
man this set would go so hard
>>483715191They do have a point about minorities, except they're all equally worthless.
>>483715542>muh damagei dont care im going to use it on sacred soil
>>483717354yes please~in return, please try my humble pickle pizza! the sauce is ranch....
>>483717464Are you a SAM main?
>>483717446Black Mage was already blacklisted cause it's players were annoying
its so sad and over.......
>>483717446drk and blm players are niggers and deserve to be blacklisted
>>483717464with the current opener, it functions exactly the same since you do prepull meikyo
>>483717446>every other world first cleared with a blacklisted job>people still blacklist
>>483717351Do you like stupid dumb Veena, or only stupid dumb Ravas...?
Tanks should play like DPS because there's literally nothing else that tanks do outside their 123 rotation and ogcd mitigations.With that said, Healers should play like Tanks with 123 dps rotations using ogcd heals.
>>483717529Are you not?
>>483717548holy shit dude i want the audiosurf dawntrail portal
>>483717572>literally nothing else that tanks do outside their 123 rotation and ogcd mitigations.r tard
>>483717521hmmm..... I love pickles but that's odd to see on a pizza.... I'd still give it a try though
CC doko
Can you faggots stop doing THIS in Dawntrail
>>483717562oh right duh I'm stupid I forgot which spell procs it lol
>>483716405whoa...~~
>>4837174563 fell cleaves gives you a new ogcd. primal rend has a followup with that turns your axe into a giant axe that hits with a huge exposion. new animation for inner chaos. vengeance now does 40% mit.
>>483717569Stupid dumb bunnies cats and lizards are all fine
>thread elites killing off the social scene by starting drama at meetups/Discord/ITT, making everyone scared to be social>harassed for using certain guides for endgame content>certain jobs blacklisted in PF>casual and hardcore are both BTFO by selfish assholes >harassed for not using mods and plugins>expansion not even outIts over
>>483713382>to Twitch staff admitting to randomly reading private messages,Nta and not trying to argue against you, but I don't get this part. To my understanding the messages were on twitch so this would be akin to complaining about SE/XIV GM reading your tells you sent ingame? Your 3rd party platform messages aren't "private", I'm willing to bet that every game and social media company has "we are allowed to read your messages if we feel like :3" in their ToS.
>>483717456it's the same, you just get 1 ogcd after monke jump
>>483717686fuck yeh
Can you faggots start doing THIS in Dawntrail
>>483717646good hubby/hug
>>483717612sorry its reserved for people that like futa ravas
>>483717660Casual CC on Crystal at 9:15 PDT
>>483717603I am its just that you have asked a rather retarded question and I wanted to joke about SAM being played by retards. Go read meikyo tooltip.
MCH mains, how are we feeling?
fantaing to miqo for DT, should I go male or female?For topping bottoms and/or biofems but the later is not mandatory
Futa is gay right
>>483717746oops sorry, I'm a different person
>>483713939i snatch her arm with a blank expression. i hold her down as i breath heavily, pulling down her clothes. i push my throbbing cock into her unwilling tight lalapussy as i clench my jaw
>>483717548>all this person does all day is roleplays and stands around talking about their character sucking dick or whatever>still can't differentiate between your and you'reThis shit drives me up the fucking wall, it's like the irl equivalent of being level 90 and still spamming cure 1 in expert roulette.
>>483717705Good! I can't really think of seeing a face 3 Raen around on Balmung except for that one that starts with M and posts her butt a lot.
>>483717837Nothing feels better than this.
>>483717663why?you should have plenty of space, you aren't poor are you?>>483717706bro start using mods, i was like you too.but they are so cool, and super easy to get working
>>483717663Dawntrail will be all abour 8k texture mods and min download will be 1gb (5gb unpacked)If you don't have 64gb RAM your game already crashed
>>483717646>>483717746i am the hubby in question and i agree i'd give it a shot
>>483717879rape
>>483717837Happy. I'm just a bit concerned about getting used to the new heatblast/ogcd animations
>>483716458>>483716532I won't be posting here for a while, I don't mind!
>>483717879paizuri and throatfucking holding those big horns
A friendly reminder to toxic raiders
How am I supposed to tell if my character got updated on the lodestone with this low res jpg?
>>483712976the mental ilness group made me homophobic
>>483717904>it's like the irl equivalent of being level 90 and still spamming cure 1 in expert roulette.kek
>>483717738I have been doing this since 2.x anon
>>483717838>maleyou will literally get no pussy>>483717904zoomers do NOT care about the differencethe fact is the whole ' thing is retarded when you think about itits meant to shorted words right?except if you add them it makes the word the same length and take longer to typeespecially on phones
>>483717928I ain't downloading 1 GB for your feet mods. Kys.
>>483718046it being the low res version IS how you tell that you're not updated
>>483718079>>male>you will literally get no pussylollmao
>>483718046ya cuz it'll be slightly higher resolution
>>483717349Self-hating white guilt basedboy it is.
>>483718124Damn alright lmao. Can you post an example of an updated character profile pic?
>>483718124What resolution is the new lodestone profile image then?
>>483718046you'll know when your nose disappears
>>483717928letting this cat eat up all my ram.....
https://youtu.be/0n2-EWvIWu4?si=h3CZcHTeRIB9zYXL
>>483717548im glad gooners will be gatekept for at least a few days, fuck you
>>483708541>>483708615>>483709823>bozjajust do roulettes and fates while in queue
>>483718276>>483718276>>483718276>>483718276>>483718276
>>483718197>>483718236comparison, the new lodestone images are 880x1200
end of the thread so time to see if it's updated...
>>483717879Yeah I'm raping
>>483718110uhhhh you will be actually
>>483717708NTA either but just because something is in the ToS doesn't mean it's right. In fact, GMs in FFXIV aren't really allowed to constantly observe your chatlogs either. If people complain about the morals of that streamer then you can also complain about the morals of the company.
>>483718403Sex
>>483718131>>>male>>you will literally get no pussy>lol>lmao>>483718079which one of you is real on this
Think my char looks shit....
>My Lodestone still hasn't updatedI'm calling the police.
>>483717928Almost a good picture, if it weren't for the shit sprinkles on her thighs, the shitty hair model and her alien face.
>>483717156>3 servings of simple carbs and some sugar sauce as a side
>>483717282You are literally making up something that did not happen in this thread
>>483712146I do the exact same thing. I use a razor blade to start it instead of picking.
>>483715881>one of the cutest suncats in this general>futa too>openly lewd>unironically and openly a pedoI can't take it bros...
>>483718586>lodestone hasn't updated >Yoshipiss stole my last dollarThat's sue time for a class action lawsuit.
>>483715005>helldiversBut anon, how will you clear the first boss of CLL if you can't see it?
>>483720308kek
>>483717663How do I check how much I'm making other people download? The data analysis screen has too many numbers and barely any documentation.
>>483716154i remember people on twitter said SCH is dead due to sage and the only spell they get is the speed boost, like i played a resto durid in wow and stampeding roar is the same skill and it is one of the better raiding spells in wow.
>>483718289
