>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-calibration-update-1122>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Previous>>483861206
CURSE YOU BAAAAYYYLLEEEEE
if you use magic you're gay
elden ring shadows of the erdtree is worse than the base game of elden ring
this €40 dlc is bigger and longer and better than many €60 full games especially western slop that charges full price for a barely interactive 9 hour cinematic campaign
>>483872495based
>>483872354I really hate how they leaned into this design though, rolling through a sword swing in past games is like, okay, I can headcanon my way into saying I rolled under or over the sword. Making me abuse I frames through a fuck hueg Bayle explosion or Whore a loo explosion just feels like im cheesing the game.
>radahn does anything in phase 2>10 billion pillars of light in all directions while his ghosts of christmas past stagger mehow do I rollslop this
>>483872649true
Miquella, my beloved. There is no god but you.
>posts twitter tranny art of Miq where they're feminine despite being undeniably a man
The empty Finger Ruins...
Buff Sword of Night. At least let the ash of war apply extra bleed, or not take 15 minutes to charge up, or increase the scaling (ONLY scaling it has) or SOMETHING
where do I find crucible: tongue and crucible: centaur?
>reviews reached Mostly Positivehow many pajeets did they hire to boost the score?
I fucking hate Smoughtown so much he's a fucking dishonest shill.
>>483872808>Only on the premium bundleIt's buyer's remorse
Im noticing a lot of tourist posts in the evening. I guess america woke up.
>>483872520lay down the porn anonit's not even on model
>change the roll input to press left joystick instead of B>Now the controls only sometimes suck because it's hard to press sometimes>Instead of being absolute unresponsive roll on button release dogshitFinally, feels like I can actually react to shit
>>483872537Absolutely not.>>483872649People here are just being annoying. Nearly all games that I consider to be "classics" had massive issues, missing content etc. Even back in the good days. Even a game like HALO 2 and HALO 3, loved by everybody, had problems. Every big project has flaws. The bigger the projet, the more flaws it has. SotE and base Elden Ring are both very good.
>>483872808They finally beat the boss and changed their mind.
>>483872386
Love me Cirques. Just wish they brought the DS2 jester outfit back.
>>483873013>Absolutely not.boss design somehow even more miserable and shitty than base game, every problem has been cranked up to 11tons of completely empty massive areasmindless copy paste of enemies from both the dlc and the base gameawful collectible hunt to even be able to fight the bossesstory is mid especially the ending which is terriblethey "fixed" the repetitiveness of the base game catacombs by now copy pasting 2 templates instead of 1. amazingvery easy to completely brick most npc questlines if you dont have your nose in a wiki the entire timesummons feel virtually essential for many bosseseven more useless crafting item bloat than base gamerewards for exploring are terrible (pointless cookbooks galore) unless you get the essential levelup collectibles (which are necessary but uninteresting)performance is significantly worse than the base game, the recommended specs are a complete joke and obviously not playtestedI sure hope you're getting paid
>>483872668They really should try to reduce the i-frame bullshit and make it more like Monster Hunter
>>483872949>Noooo my precious miyazaki game is immune to criticism noooCope fromdrone.
>>483872947Name 10 games from the past 5 years that were as good as or better than Elden Ring.
>>483873013really cool how elden ring: shadow of the erdtree's fissure legacy dungeon had a callback to the legendary jackal snipers in halo 2's outskirts!
>>483873059How do you even play with them? Do you just use strong attacks mixed with multihit talismans?
How do I get up here?
>>483872954the entire idea of pornography of a character is inherently off model its already fantasy
>>483872107Let's compare to another location in the game that is somewhat "empty"Lake of Rot - barely anything here. Most people just rush it.However, the way it's connected in the map is simple: Between the Eternal Cities, one of them is fine and the other end of it has Astel.The rot infected water in there falls down into a waterfall and it purifies itself. It fits into the rot lore of "movement" being important. In the same area, you have the Dragonkin Soldier, again, linking it to the Eternal Cities it is located at.Then, while minor, you have a big glintstone piece in the middle. That's where the academy is at and why it isn't sinking like the rest of Liurnia. NOTHING of this needs any item description, or any explanation at all. You can just explore the area and see it by yourself.The Finger Ruins, while also empty, aren't related to any part of the map at all. They are just there, disconnected from anything else. Yet it shows up in 3 different spots. It's too big for something that isn't relevant.
For those of you with controllers that don't suck, just enable the turbo function on B and you fix the roll "lag".
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>>483872649true and real>>483872676each of his attacks has specific roll directions you can do to avoid it. personally i suggest using a shield (medium with barricade is fine), he doesn't do that much stamina damage
>>483873265boar knight gracemarika statueoh mother gesture
>>483872871he claims to like Miquella's base game lore and says Malenia is his favorite character. Also just released a video praising the story of the Shadow of the Erdtree DLC. This is impossible.
>>483872954>lay down the porn anonTell that to Miyazaki
>>483873273so is your neovagina.
>Lightning perfume>doing 30000 damageThey didn't even bother to test this shit.
>>483873118>summons feel virtually essential for many bossesOpinion disregarded. Git gud.
>>483873196can i get an invite to your discord channel, sister?
>>483873361Oh right I remember that. Thanks.
>>483873203yeah halo 2 and 3 were infamous for problems, namely the shitty arbiter segments with samey forerunner locales, the final stretch of the game not having the main character, the blatant cliffhanger, and Halo 3 likewise had other issues like a short and somewhat lacking campaign that had blatant use of cuts and recuts, where the only level that truly felt next-gen was The Covenant.
Can anyone help me understand the timeline?It says in commander gayass' remembrance that both he and Messmer were like older brother to Radahn... That means the crusade wasn't as old as I thought, so why is it so secret? And why has everyone seemingly forgotten of this guy? And Melina is his younger sister, so she too must have been known
>>483873118>boss design somehow even more miserable and shitty than base game, every problem has been cranked up to 11I don't agree.>tons of completely empty massive areasSo what?>mindless copy paste of enemies from both the dlc and the base gameWelcome to FromSoft.>awful collectible hunt to even be able to fight the bosses>story is mid especially the ending which is terribleI liked it. Could've used a better cutscene at the end, I'll give you that.>they "fixed" the repetitiveness of the base game catacombs by now copy pasting 2 templates instead of 1. amazingNot going to take this one seriously.>very easy to completely brick most npc questlines if you dont have your nose in a wiki the entire timeWelcome to FromSoft games.>summons feel virtually essential for many bossesNot for me. And I started playing FromSoft games a year ago. You're just trash.>even more useless crafting item bloat than base gameI never crafted an items and never will. Who cares?>rewards for exploring are terrible (pointless cookbooks galore) unless you get the essential levelup collectibles (which are necessary but uninteresting)The rewards for exploring were better than base game and on-par with previous titles.>performance is significantly worse than the base game, the recommended specs are a complete joke and obviously not playtestedThis is a complain I've heard a lot and if that is true, that is a valid point. I personally haven't experienced it on my PC.
>>483873273it's still lazy fetishism on model, on character porn is always the best
>>483873273as a porn addict, i want them to be on-model because it's way hotter that way.
>>483873118>I sure hope you're getting paidkek i noticed it too
>>483873302>Then, while minor, you have a big glintstone piece in the middle.Shit really. I never noticed that. Neat.Also I think the reason the finger ruins are meh is because there's two of them, personally. Had them kept JUST the one in the Hintherlands if would have made more sense (since Marika's home village is there, implying and reinforcing the connection between the Fingers/GO and Marika)
>>483873485Messmer being banished to the shadow realm was post radagon so relatively recently
>>483873302Brilliant example but there's also a useful talisman, a head from a useful set and an optional boss, finger ruins doesn't even bother havign a gimmick aside from a new shitty enemy and a bunch of reused ones, what a fucking disappointment
>>483873239Yeah, gotta be really aggressive with them. I use both types and switch to the smithscript ones to shake things up with the shield counter/gap close and ranged attack, and the curse blade ones to really combo them.
WE DID IT DUDEWE DID ITTHANKS TO YOU!
>>483873468dude, why are you replying to a shitposter? he will just wojak or whateverthefuck you, there will be no conversation
>>483873678I also summoned for that shitno shame on it
>>483873678>Bleed buildYou didn't beat him
>>483873386>no one will use the perfume because they probably didnt even use the perfume items
>>483872649Its truly insane how much content this dlc has, if they cooked for another year and reduced the difficulty they could've released it as a full on game.
>>483873678i didnt summon for that shitshame on you
>>483873678Good job anon
>>483873540>The rewards for exploring were better than base game and on-par with previous titles.That's just a flat out lie. The DLC happens necessarily post Mohg which, under natural progression will be after consecrated snowfield.Having ANTYHING but smitting stones around 6 7 and 8 appear in the DLC is retarded. And that's just one example.
>>483873634boorutrannies are still around?
>>483873273What a jewish thing to say.
>>483873678good job cuties
>>483873653So before Miquella and Malenia were born? And also when was the shadow realm even created
>>483873386>rain of fire has huge faith req and casting time but does literally like 50 damage>new magic cannon doesn't even do damage most of the time>finger staff has unnerfed arc status scaling>lightning and frenzy bottles do double damage with rolling sparks ashany more?
Didn't play in long is there still no reason to go quality? Last i checked you had almost the same AR on most weapons with just the strength
>>483873678bad job uglies
>Explore in DLC>Getting here means I've gotten to the point of having killed Mohg, which means snowfields, the penultimate real area of the game>Check item in the overworld>Smithing Stone 1
>>483873678I still haven't beaten that twink and their husband :'(
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR I WANT A CUTE OBSESSIVE AND WITH HUGE FUCKING TITS CARIAN GF TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>483873908Who cares about fcking smithing stones in the first place? I'm level 150. I can buy thousands of them after each boss. All of the weapons / armor sets / items are actually cool to find in this DLC. Much better than base (late game) Elden Ring.
>>483873678basedfuck nuRadan, he's a headache
>>483873678you beat the game (on easy)
>>483874080Don't get it wrong, messmer is not into her
Did Marika know that her children would immediately start killing each other once she shattered the Elden Ring? She clearly planned for a Tarnished/Godfrey to take the Elden Throne back but was that with the expectation they'd run through all of her kids? Did she just instantly write off the demigods as useless rejects?
>>483873678you beat the game (on hard)
>>483874080moonbitches are not real
>>483873168no
If your weapon did more than 400 damage per hit you didn't beat the game
>>483874080messmers too busy wanting to fuck his own mother to take notice
>>483874080But Rellana is none of these things...
Messmer should have been the final boss.
>>483874082>who cares about good game designIf I'm some fag doing this game blind, I'm very likely to enter the DLC before Farum Azula.
>>483872704is this a stealth flat-earther retardation post?
Why is Florissax like this?
Okay, after doing their questlines, summoning them for Leda and at least once summoning them for the final Boss, I find outYOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO SUMMON THEM FOR THE FINAL BOSS VICTORY TO GET THEIR ITEMSCURSE YOU MIYAZAKI for making these items so damn hard to get!What do I do now? Isnt there a secret way to put stuff into your inventory? or a merchant one can activate like in DS3 to buy any item from?
>>483874228this but you also didn't beat the game if you used anything lighter than 10.0
>>483874080Ranni can change her doll body for you.
>>483874039>LAST AND FINAL dlc>didn't add boss rerun>didn't add free respecBOOORING. The next game better be good.
>>483874254>twin moons>sizable boobplate on the armori think that's where the meme comes from
>>483874254she has huge tits, have you seen her breastplate. even if you wear it as a man its still pretty big. to hold her big sweaty TITS
>>483874368>YOU ACTUALLY HAVE TO SUMMON THEM FOR THE FINAL BOSS VICTORY TO GET THEIR ITEMSNo you don't you mouthbreather
You get ONE adjective to describe Miquella, and it can't be 'Kind'. What do you pick?>Miquella the _____
>>483872649If they cooked for another year and reduced the difficulty they could've released this as a full game and probably won GOTY. Its actually insane.
I am depressed that I've beaten Elden ring and beat the game once with the DLC and 3 times just the main game. I've never played dark souls but I think I will give em a try since I want more fun from games like Elden Ring. Should I start with 3? I just want lewd female armor....
>>483874368where did you find that out?
>>483874000quality is for high level buildsyou had your low level quality builds for entire dark souls series
>>483874453faggot
>>483874368no you don't
>>483874198she plotted with ranni to kill godwyn, she had full intentions of killing every single one of her power hungry children
>>483874338You find all kinds of smithing stones. You also find many high level ones. You need both, so they will both be found along the way.
>>483874453deceased
>>483872808I haven't finished it yet but once I do I will leave a positive review
>>483874553why have them in the first place, was she just really horny and didnt tell godfrey to pull out, are there no condoms in the land between? is she retarded?
>>483873678Forgot, the guy who actually died during the fight
>>483874453Gay
>>483874420>didn't add chalice dungeonsLame as fuck.
>>483873872>>483874457Fucking double post my bad, kuroba sucks ass.
Heard Shield is pretty good for this DLC. Is a Spartan Build or specifically Shield and Spear/Shield good? Anyone got one?
>>483874198she and ranni the tranni are women so yes, they didn't plan for everything going to shit.
>BasedBooru>there really is a booru just for abhorrent reaction imagesimagine saving any of these on your computerimagine uploading to this booruwhat are you doing with your life, fuck man
>>483874553>she plotted with ranni to kill godwynI question this now more than everIt was already weird she'd have her firstborn killed on top of the fact the game implies she Shattered the ring in reaction to his death.Now that we've seen the Shaman Village and a glimpse into her character I don't believe she could kill Godwyn. If she were capable of that Mohg and Morgott would have been dead the second they came out of her vagina
>>483874553Marika plotted with Ranni to steal the Rune of Death. Ranni went behind Marika's back to kill Godwyn.
What am I missing in regards to Messmer's Spear? I like throwing it but it lacking a real heavy attack means it seems really hard to stagger fuckers. Grabbed the Erdtree Greatshield to use with it since that seemed to be a good idea.
>>483874701you can get a smithweapon discus in one of the abandoned lava forge dungeons that has a special ash you can use to throw it if you want to do some spartan shit
>>483874507Yes, sorry for not speaking 5 languages perfectly, without any mistakes, while drinking some beers on a friday night. Nigger, you're literally wasting your time in an ELDEN RING general on a friday, despite hating Elden Ring. What the fuck are you doing with your life? This is absolute third world behaviour. If I didn't like Elden Ring, I wouldn't be here. I don't go into the fucking gay ass Fortnite and anime game threads on this board and go shit it up?
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>>4838744209 larval tears nigga NINE3 of them on the first fucking area
>>483874646Well, he did his job KEK
>>483874730Basedjakniggers are legitimately subhuman.
>>483874575Anon do you find low level smithing stones in the consecrated snowfield, or farum azula?
Is there a boss in this DLC that just does one attack instead of a string?
>>483874365she's not a disgusting cow though
>>483874425>>483874439it comes from ESL porn addicts.
>>483874758or alternatively godwyn volunteered to die against marika's wishesone of the finger reading crones refer to godwyn as a martyr, not a sacrifice
>>483874839pvp weapon. his spell is also a pvp spell.
>>483874943It's a new DLC area. People will want to try new weapons and they need lvl 1-10 smithing stones to do so. Are you fucking retarded?
i almost never summon but the leda fight with ansbach and thiollier was fun do they actually help during the last battle?
will we ever get dark souls 1 miyazaki back
>>483874943there are several smithing stone 6s in faram azula
>>483874495>>483874451>>483874531>defeat final boss>activate final cutscene>all I find in the entire arena is the gestureI even checked the St. Trina spot and only found the flower for putting in my hair
>>483874848>replying to double digit iq mutt shitposters
>BasedBooru
>>483875026Spear is shit for pvp people just haven't caught on how bad it is
I stumbled into the ancient ruins of rauh and it's by far the most beautiful area in the entire game
>>483874648why they never added this againI could spent hours and hours and hours on themso fun
Why did they put a massive fucking hand enemy in a small room? Every fucking thing it does is an attack that knocks out 1/3 of your HP
>>483875084thiollier sucks ass vs radahn but ansbach is ok
>>483874368Fuck anon you fucked up..
>dodge Messmer's grab>game teleports me back into it
>>483875069Then people can buy stones because the bells for the ones before are before even mountaintop>>483875119What about 1s, 2s, 3s etc?
>>483874839The ash staggers really well and is super cheap.
>>483875132idk man did you talk to them and exhaust dialogue before the battle? did not have a problem in my run
>>483873982>Furious Blade of Ansbach! deals 250 damage>caster sword! it doesn't scale and it's completely useless
>>483874648>>483875195Catacombs are bad enough already and you want more of them?
>>483872495someone fix VILE BAYLE into DREAD BAYLE god damn it
>>483872386I've been filtered by this guy for 2 days now. Mostly 2nd phase. Not having a good time here boys. Doesn't help that his voice lines when he kills me are so horrendous it breaks my immersion every time.
>>483875187It really is, it's like a dream
>>483875289Who the fuck cares? Half the items I pick up I just ignore because they are flowers and I'm not gay. That's to be expected in a big game that has different ways to play it. Not every item will be for (you).
>Try to co-op help hosts with Radahn>They all die in the time it takes me to get to the fucking p2 since it teleports host but not me
>>483874480Did you even get the secret ending? Miquella's age of shotas and lolis
Is Shota of the Erdtree worth forty bucks or should i wait for it to go on sale
Why is he such a brat? is it part of his curse?
>>483875003>sóyborukill yourself as fast as you can
Is it just me or does this kind of suck? I feel like it's too slow to punish bosses more often than not.
>>483875279Actually I am a hairy man who goes to the gym every other day and in my spare time I like to play as girls in Elden Ring so that I get horny and all that pented up energy gets exploded on my wife's face. I love playing females in games because I love seeing hot fucking women. I'm always horny and hungry.
>>483875334oh yeah furious blade doesn't apply bloodflame either as i recall
I have exited the shadow keep in like four different places, is Messmer supposed to be somewhere in here?
>>483875436A brat in need of correction! By killing him.
>>483875410By the time it goes on sale, everyone will be bored with it and you will be all alone. Again.
>>483872746anon..
>>483875584:(
Are we allowed to talk about Dark Souls here? I don't think we have a general, anymore.
>>483875289nope, they are trying something new in the dlc to bandaid the fact that normal smithing stones take too many FUCKING stones to upgrade weps
>>483875335Chalice dungeons are far better than catacombs.
>>483875374It was Bayle Dread before it was fixed to Vile Baylebesides Vile Bayle is one of his voice lines, and it fits better than DREAD BAYLE
>>483875570hes at the top anon
>>483875513>too slow to punish bosses more often than not.not if you fight the base game bosses instead of DLC bosses ;)
if you use perfume cheese in PVP you're an asshole.
>>483875653>allowed toThis isn't fucking reddit. We do it all the time. No ones gonna call the cops kek.
Are any of the reskin mods for elden ring good?
>>483874420>metyr is revealed to be the big bad manipulating everything behind the scenes>doesn't die, leaves when his hp is 0Also it sold well. There will be another dlc.
>>483875513First time using a colossal? They're glorified jump R2 sticks in pve.
>>483875687Top o' the world, ma!
>>483875513It's for vig checking in pvp.
>>483875410good game if you have braincells
>>483875374It should be DREADED BAYLE, HOLY GRAIL
>>483875561you type like some sort of absurd faggot. Like you know the faggots who pretend they're super into straight porn so they can jerk off together? That's the vibe you give
>>483874453retard
>>483875653I don't mind it as far as it doesn't attract the /dsg/ rot and vermin. There technically is a general for that, it's >>>/vg/fsg
>>483875702sometimes people get close to me and don't let me spam light of miquella on them from a mile away, which is VERY rude, they get the frenzy bottles
>>483875653what happened to the fromsoft/souls general?
>>483875335if I had to explain, yesin game enemy, layout and item randomizer is basically a brand new way to play the game with added challenge, not for everyone obviously
>>483875864pvper mental illness
>>483874453Cuddly
>>483875581his flesh is much more delicious alive
How many blessings did you have when you killed Bayle and did you do it before or after the patch? +7 for me and after the path (so more like +10?)
>>483874758I genuinely don't understand how the "Marika had Godwyn killed" headcanon even got so widespread to begin with.>the Black Knives come from the same people as Marika did (somehow this means they have to be working together because every person from a single race is always in agreement over everything?)>Ranni herself admits that she did it all>the killing of Godwyn serves no purpose for Marika at all who clearly wanted him as a candidate for Lordship>the FIRST PIECE of lore we ever get about Marika is that she shattered the Elden Ring because she was DISTRAUGHT by Godwyn's deathEven the "She betrayed Maliketh" thing happens AFTER YOU KILL HIM because MARIKA GUIDED YOU TO HIM so that you could unseal Destined Death from him and burn the Erdtree. That's the betrayal, not the theft of the RoD. She ordered your hit on Maliketh.
>>483875436>>483875970Die, pederast
>>483875843That's not a real general it's just 4 trannies discord posting at eachother without reply quotes 24/7
>>483875864died becasue a bunch of mentally ill pontiff trannies can't compete with gacha generals
>>483875864Turned into a gay erp chatroom, it's the final form of all generals.
I'm having so much fun playing the dlc
Made a shitty "compilation" of the enemies encounters in Belurat since I'm bored.Mind you, in Leyndell, you have soldiers talking to each other, Perfumer sitting in a bench next to a Lion Guardian, a Page playing flute, Perfumers taking care of wounded communers, etc. While here it's more like Dark Souls hollows.>>483873647It's 3, actually. The part below Manus Metyr is pretty much the same as the bell areas.
>>483875843whats the lore on dsg?
>>483875805
how do i look guys?post your late-game dlc outfit
>>483876027Apparently that's just what /dsg/ was like. Used to be a Souls-like general.
>>483876105first run is magicalactually fuck off from the generalis full of spoilers
Anyone else feel zero desire to replay elden ring? I liked it other than some minor complaints most people seem to share, but unlike previous souls games i just don't feel like replaying. I tried and it felt tedious after the first boss or soFor other souls games I would do 2-3 playthroughs in a row
>>483876005>I genuinely don't understand how the "Marika had Godwyn killed" headcanon even got so widespread to begin with.I personally never got it either.Then again, over the last week I've had people say that omen and hornsent are fundamentally different for "reasons" and there's a huge insistance that GW isn't just another outer god but the big GSo maybe I'm dumb.
Left their hearts frail and…and what? Am I missing something or is this item discretion literally cut off?
>>483876256Yeah that IS /dsg/ they just renamed. Everyone normal just moved on to the game specific generals where you can infact still discuss the older games no problem
>>483876251aren't those vanilla armour and weapons?
>>483876307not even sure if i'll be able to complete it. Might be burnt out on souls
>>483873947>you die in 3-5 hits>boss dies in 30-50 hitsstill not sure on the exact numbers, but i'm feeling more and more certain this is the "intended" souls experience, solo. 10 to 1 ratio seems appropriate the more i think about it. this is roughly where the player gets to really experience the boss's moveset, but it also isn't too much of a fucking slog to actually win the fight. if whatever you were using breaks this then you didn't really beat the boss. if /erg/ wants some specific numbers, there ya go. adjust whatever build your using accordingly.
>popular game comes out>one of the characters is a gay with long hair>immediately becomes idolized and sexualized>everyone finds it completely normal>go so far as to work yourself into a state because you can't "marry" him in game>cry and moan about it for weeks after releaseWe need a World War 3. This is Weimar tier degeneracy and it's absolutely baffling to me.
>>483876251
official souls dlc power ranking:7.ashes6. Ivory king5. Ringed city4. Sunken king 3. Atrorias 2. old iron king 1. SOTE
>>483872386should i get my rivers of blood +10? is 0 atm and im rolling with bloodhound and im filtered at the first boss of dlc(lion beast) and kinda stuggling against beastman clergy
>>483876005Anon please you're being retarded.Where are the Numen? Where are they? Where are the Numen cities full of Numen warriors and Numen farmers? Where are the Numen Guards and Numen kings and Numen Warriors and Numen Knights?There are noneThe Eternal Cities were their cities, and they're empty save for the Nox and Silver Tears. There are no more Numen. The Numen are gone. There are no more Numen. This is the big important piece of information you're supposed to put together yourself after having been inside the fucking cities. There are no more Numen, so then where did the Black Knives come from? Why are they the ONLY Numen? Why don't they bleed? Why can't they be poisoned? Why don't they have faces, or skin, or physical bodies? Why do they spurt black mist when it?Answer these simple fucking questions and you'll understand why Marika did it, and why waffling sophist about it just makes you look retarded.
>>483876360where do you get that?
>>483876597>We need a World War 3.that's what kikes wantwhat we need is a complete erasure of kike from existence
Huh, i guess this place is locked until mickies rune shatters?This is the entrance to the fracture where trina is.
>>483876597>one of the characters is a gay with long hairI meant to say "is a boy" kek.
what else do I need on my hard carrying hostcels list
>>483874198talk to Hewg and you'll know
>>483874964Unfortunately. Thankfully mods will soon fix that.
The fp regen talisman is the single most cancerous addition to pvp in the game. As if it wasn't already hard to win the battle of attrition as an invader vs host+summons.
>>483876713ABSOLUTELY delusional ds2fag
>>483876528YES
>>483876863Awful taste please kill yourself
>>483876769That doesn't remove all of the problems. Social media and the internet have made people into complete degenerates. If you openly admitted to lusting over a little boy in a movie or video game or whatever, this wouldn't go well for you. Nowadays everyone just accepts this shit, it's not good.
>>483874480What goes in here?>>483874453RapistRetard also fits
>>483875765>>483875676>>483875374it should just Be BLACK BAYLEHOLY GRAIL
>>483876597>he is blind to the path of Miquella the kindAny straight man would eat that bussy.
>>483876886quite literally irrelevant now that craftable starlight shards exist
>>483876727You're proving my point you dull fuckwit.
>>483874457>reduced the difficultyBrother, it's been a week since release. Everyone realized the DLC isn't difficult except for phase 2 Radahn.
>>483876027schizo
>>483876093Can you imagine if rellana's other sword is her own moon greatsword she wanted to give messmer but repurposed it knowing he'd never love her back
>>483876714lion doesn't have to be your first boss. You can go elsewhere and do it later. And i don't think upgrading rivers is going to solve your problem.
Why did they ruin miquella and turn him into tranny groomer bait?
Why does messmers snakes have wings?
>Miquella needs to do some kind of bullshit at the Gate of Divinity to become god>Ranni just says "OK lmao good job" and doesnt have to do shit EXPLAIN THIS
>>483876727Our characters can be numen
>>483874553>she plotted with ranni to kill godwynShe did not.
>>483877029I guess Hitler really was right.
>>483877124the DLC seems to actively revel in not making sense.
I remember my faith character hitting like a truck but now he feels like hitting like a wet noodle, and being way too more fp hungry I remembered.And no, its not the blessings because its my second playthrought of the DLC and Im already at lv14 before fighting Hippo,Still killed him easily but I needed way too much frost lightings than I expected,
>>483876360Too much lore, please understand
>>483874480Miyazaki has literally infested his game with gays. Unironically. This was a plague about these generals. What has Miyazaki done?
>>483877105says something about you if you see a little boy with long hair and instantly think about the sex appeal of it
>>483877124>Marika killed some crazy space shit or whatever in the trailer>Miquella just had to remove his own body parts or some shit>You just summon Ranniyou rike?>>483877105post without radahn
>>483877124It's only natural my wife is the best. But real talk we take the throne, erdtree, Elden Ring, and great runes for it, Miquella doesn't. He needs the gate to skip by all that stuff, Ranni has us do the legwork instead.
>>483876713I almost agree, but for me it's:TRCAotATSKTIKAoASotEOIK
>>483877124Ranni never became a God
>get home >new smoughtownkino just dropped 4 hours ago >already beat the dlc time to start a new playthrough while listening to it
>>483877167if ranni is 100% responsible for the death of godwyn because of the black knife assassins then marika is also 100% responsible
>>483874553Not fucking true and not only do the JP translations of the items prove you wrong, this entire fucking DLC makes it very clear Marika did everything she could to protect and elevate her children with how much she cared for Messmer.
>>483877112they are slowly evolving into dragons
>>483876187>It's 3, actually. The part below Manus Metyr is pretty much the same as the bell areas.I mean sure but that's just a short little jaunt and it looking the same as the ones in the Hintherlands would have been fine, no biggy.
>>483872386You guys convinced me that Bloodborne and Dark Souls 3 are the best games out there. You also said that Elden Ring sucks by comparison. So you know what I did? I bought that shit including a console.A used PS4 plus Dark Souls 3 AND Bloodborne for $135 was practically a steal.What am I in for, bros?
>>483876193pontiff brainrot
>>483876005The funniest thing about this theory is that it somehow survived the Books of Knowledge straight up disproving it. The Night of Black Knives is explicitly, from FromSoft's own mouth, a Ranni-only plot with zero involvement from Marika. It's comprehensively contradicted by the developer's own canonical text and still somehow it survives in contravention of basic reality.
>>483877465Dark Souls 3 is overratedBloodborne is simply trash
MESSMERS RETARDED SNAKE SHIT IS DESTROYING MY FPS
>>483877465
i have to say i think dark souls lore and story was way better than this george martinified shit full of "intrigue"
>>483877465You're in for a great game whose flaws have largely been forgotten because it's incredibly annoying to replay. And Dark Souls 3, I guess.
>>483874198One of her melina memories literally tells her kids "git gud or git fucked". >In Marika's own words. Hear me, Demigods. My children beloved. Make of thyselves that which ye desire. Be it a Lord. Be it a God. But should ye fail to become aught at all, ye will be forsaken. Amounting only to sacrifices...
>>483877465>What am I in for, bros?Fun.
Did Marika start Omenciding because they reminded her of the Hornsent?
>>483877465I love DS3 and Bloodborne. They are KINO. But they aren't better than Elden Ring. It mostly comes down to preference. If you like exploring and taking your time, you'll love Elden Ring more. If you like a more linear, actionpacked experience, the older Souls games are more your thing.
Your response, Marika-fags?https://x.com/bladeofbadends/status/1798840833304908025?s=46
>>483877351Ranni literally declares the Age of Stars, which is the same speech Miquella says when he comes back as a God.>>483877419>Marika was actually the best mom ever headcanon is spreadingShe only cared for Messmer. And, assuming she could seal Messmer's curse, the same could've been done to Morgott and Mohg, or Malenia.Funny enough, Morgott seals his Omen curse in his sword. So it would really be possible.
>>483876307nah ive done so many all bosses runs now i want to make an optimal route for whatever build i want and that itself is fun
>>483876193fun place if your ignore the sperg from erg
>>483876713>7.ashesforgotten>6. Ivory kingforgotten>5. Ringed cityforgotten>4. Sunken kingforgotten>3. AtroriasVery memorable, but a little short.>2. old iron kingforgotten>1. SOTEIs ok. I like the base game better.My grandmother died from alzheimers but i don't know if that's relevant.
>>483877465Why didn't you just buy DS3 on PC dummy?
>>483876734get jolan from after the tranny quest and give her iris of grace, get anna from hinterlands, then combine them
>>483877465BB is good but the FPS is fucking ass.DS3 is ok.
>>483876976evolution is too slow. we're not built for this environment at all, that's the problem. we have no defense against it. the human mind was never meant to be able to handle so much information, or going from a small tribe of 100 people to literally billions from all different cultures.
>noo all fromsoft dlcs are disconnected, sote is no exception!>what about the ringed city?>uhhh uhh
>>483877419NTAMarika probably cared about messmer up until godwyn was born lol
>>483877124Ranni is using the existing power of the divinity inherent in Marika to remake the order of the world from the Golden Order/Elden Ring into her Age of Stars.Miquella tried to basically create an entirely new divine order/Ring out of nothing. He had to do what Marika first did, because he could not actually beat the other shard bearers and gain enough of their runes to reform the existing Elden Ring, not to mention the fact that he wanted to suplant Marika, not being her consort.
>>483877676She started Omenciding because their existence was evidence of the weakening of the Golden Order. >>483877745>Funny enough, Morgott seals his Omen curse in his sword. So it would really be possible.NTA but Messmer only has a serpent writhing inside him which "only" needs to be kept dormant. Morgott has a full-body genetic mutation. They're not the same. Morgott is clearly still an Omen even with his curse in his sword.
Messmer is unironically making me ask when it's my turn. His combos are so fucking drawn out but you can't even disengage because they all shit arena-wide fire AoEs
>>483876713Retarded ranking
>>483877387>nigger tries to argue>his math adds up to 200%Checks out
>>483877465>Dark Souls 3>GoodWhoever told you that is a retard
>>483876307I have replayed the base game 6 times and I still have like 5 other builds I want to play through the game with
>>483876727numen is a character creation option lol
>>483877741I don't use twitter so I have no response.
>>483877653It's not a threat, it's a warning. Her shaman village didn't "git gud" so they "git fucked" into jars.
>>483877676Omen are literally a Hornsent curse.
bros... should I?
>>483877934>not being her consort.>tfw no twink shota x mommy incest plotline
>>483877112read the lore
>>483877583I have a feeling that I'll be struggling with both games seeing as I have zero experience with controllers.>>483877641So I've heard. The Lovecraftian theme of Bloodborne is very appealing.>>483877662LOL what in damnation is that?>>483877692I've played Elden Ring for about 1300 hours and love the game - and the DLC. Might even pick up Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice or whatever it's called since it's on sale now.>>483877801See pic rel. I have it on PC, but I primarily got the console for Bloodborne - DS3 was just a bonus.>>483877883It seems to run OK thus far, but I don't know.
>>483878107AWOOOOOGA
>>483877896I feel that. I was a smart kid for my age and my parents gave my a computer at an early age. Never checked what I was doing or looking at. Never had a conversation about these things. They simply didn't care. Having access to so much information turned me into some kind of knowledge addict. Especially stuff that is very messed up / obscure. Can't say that any of it did me any good.
>>483877934>He had to do what Marika first didAnd what would that be>because he could not actually beat the other shard bearers Malenia is the strongest and Miquella is not weak. He's a 99/99 int/fai chad.>>483878147kek
>>483877124Ranni possibly had an entirely different outer god on her side though
>>483877259bro your destructo disc?
>>483878170lmao
>>483878131You would if you saw…you absolutely would.
imagine Marika getting whipped with the tooth-whip and then watching an abomination of flesh crawling out of a jar faintly reminding her of a beloved that was arrested by the hornsent
>>483877745Messmer's curse is way different than an Ayylmao's trolling from afar with the other cursed children. It also makes you wonder if the Abyssal and God Devouring Serpents are terrestrials and/or Crucible based in origin
>>483878170yes I can drop you 1,692,748,671 runes if you pauy me
>>483874272Messmer is great and I like his role in the story as is. My problem is that Messmer hands from software a win so all they have to do is walk across the finish line with an okay at best boss at the end but they shit the bed and give us pic related.
>>483878170What the fuck
>>483877465BB is great. Make sure to not finish the game before you've found and eaten 3 umbilical cords.
>>483878179Try Lies of P before Sekiro. It will make the transition in gameplay less jarring.
>>483878179>It seems to run OK thus far, but I don't know.It's locked to 30 FPS and still suffers quite a few frame drops. After killing the first boss, its death animation will probably drop a fuckload of frames. Shit happens way too much, maybe this is because I'm too used to constant 60 FPS from PC though.
>>483878195BOOTA
>>483878003>Morgott has a full-body genetic mutation. They're not the same. Morgott is clearly still an Omen even with his curse in his sword.It does stop him from infecting others, though.It does make me wonder, if Hornsents are just Omen, then is the whole "curse" thing true? But then to be honest only Morgott and Mohg look like them, with horns only in the face.
Blade aloft, blood afire...
>>483878179>LOL what in damnation is that?It's a pig wallhacking me in an FRC Chalice Dungeon, which is BB's main gameplay loop after the 1P, and the coolest shit From ever did.
The thunderous clapping of thick sweaty thighs as Nepheli and Freyja scissor
>>483876193Normal people moved on and only autists remained. The last souls game was released 8 years ago, and the last content for that game was released 7 years ago. You cannot expect discussion to remain high quality, or even normal quality, for that long with no new content for what is essentially a singleplayer game with a multiplayer minigame attached to it.
Lorefags I have a question. Is Radagon's origin expanded on in SOTE?
>>483876597>i'm a cuckservative and hate globalization>but i also need to play world police to get rid of things i don't like that i see coming out of asia>i must conquer, colonize and subsequently blame the inevitable pozzing after finding out i can't hold any territoryYou can't be an isolationist chud while wanting to police others everywhere. Pick one thing and commit, don't overextend yourself.
>”curse” turns you into a 10ft tall gigachad with cool hornsAIIIIEEEEEEEE NOOOOOOOO SAVE ME MARIKA
does the new changes make much of a difference?
>>483878170Absolute biggest waste of money. You’re legitimately retarded if you have trouble getting runes.
>throws love and compassion away>still loves radahns cockhuh
>>483878640It's really something to behold.. Video games being entertaining and not just a political tool. What a concept.
>>483878131it's marika fucking a wolf, nothing special
>>483878301i bet she's she comes if you bite her during sex
>>483878301giwtwm
Only sensible NPC in this entire DLC.
>>483873386>Go for lightning perfume just to help in co-op>dude summons 2 people>has skibidi level 4>boss has gargillion HPYaba-dabba-doo fragments were a mistake.
>>483877465i bought a used ps4 for $60 and a used goty copy for $10 last year. it's really fun but you're missing out if you don't have the dlc>>483878676i assume you haven't seen freyja without a helmet?
Invasions have turned me into a fucking goblin
HOSTS STOP SUMMONING 2 PEOPLEIT MAKES THE BOSS HAVE INSANE HP
How do I feel less gay using the White Mask? I just wanna pump my Ghiza Wheel AR even higher but it's just so ugly.
>>483878787>and not just a political toolI mean to be fair The Church was literally conducting human experiments and dissapearing people and committing genocides to cover it up. It's kind of political.
>>483878257>Malenia is the strongest and Miquella is not weak. He's a 99/99 int/fai chad.I dunno anon, but the situation was a stalement before we came along that much is made clear. We're the first guys since Vyke to get 2 runes.
>>483875252You rike that? Ancient Nippon code compiled over 1000 times!
>>483878506If you attack the grandam she tells you about the curse. Hornsent are not Omen, but the Omen curse is the Wrath of the Hornsent and the Crucible. It is a legitimate curse fueled in resentment. That's the reason Dung Eater can curse people.
>>483877923If this anon's write up is air tight, Messmer was living in Leyndell with the other Godfrey and Radagon children (not the selfcest twins, they weren't born yet) and was THE Son of Marika in the eyes of everyone of the Golden Order. He was also armed and blessed by all of the Erdtree's allies including the Carians before going off to genocide the Hornset. He was basically Marika's will embodied.
>>483878703Cool Off Topic post.
>>483878987ITS GONNA BE A BIG PARTY
>>483878703The fuck are you talking about, faggot? I'm saying that internet and social media have turned people into sinful degenerates. I'm not some extreme conservative or whatever. But I don't think that it's normal to just over little boys and girls. The fact that people do this, openly, is fucking weird. For the record, I'm not saying that Elden Ring or FROMSOFT games in general are the problem here. Nothing in the lore is sexual and nothing about Miquella is weird in the game. I'm talking about the people online.
>>483879012just don't use it
What's the best ash of war for Backhand blades
>>483873678Congratuliations.
>>483878170uhhh, bro?your waves of piss?your gold bug talisman?your Palace Approach albinuracs?
>>483878963I can feel the anticipation in this webm.
>>483878945>i bought a used ps4 for $60 and a used goty copy for $10 last year. it's really fun but you're missing out if you don't have the dlcI'll get it once I've done a full playthrough.
>>483878963hhhehehehe
>>483878963lmao
>>483879102But it's 10% on bleed. That's fucking huge. My AR went up to 2600 once.
>>483878828The spot where all Miquella frens lost their minds and their hearts
>>483878084Do you do everything or do you just go to the items you want?
>>483879012Go full surgeoj instead of being a white mask bull goat. NURSE, PIZZA CUTTER.
Bros I've been playing w the watchdogs greatsword for most of the DLC but I want to switch to a DLC weapon, what do I choose? I haven't done messmer but I found him, I found the dragon and the sunflower, I just beat saint of the bud. I don't mind respec'ing, what should I play with?
>>483878963Honestly the only time MP a fun minigame is watching people get snipped by cannons and greatbows.
>>483879108blind spot pve swift slash pvp. blind spot avoids TONS of boss attacks even the giga tracking ones
>no marika footjobman fuck this game. 0/10
>>483879034It is because Miquella decided to go into the shadow realm instead of helping his sister and finish off Radahn. He makes use of incantations and, at the very least, his sister has the hope of getting better. Can't say the same for Radahn though.
>>483879069forgot pic
>>483874198Yeah. I think even in one of the churches he preaches war. Her grace guides you in shadowlands with one purpose: to finish what she started and kill them all.
>>483878279thats the spell that spams slashes of light?
Funny how Morgott and Mohg, despite being omens, are the only demigods who have literally never done anything wrong, and are more victims than anything.
Is quality the best way to use the Great Katana?
>>483879348multilayered ring of light, gotten from the main path of the fissure legacy dungeon
>>483878252here's the source for my image if you're interested, he does a lot of good stuff:>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kPe-2lv2Is
>use taunter's tongue>swift slash>swift slash>swift slash>swift slash>swift slashheh
>>483879361Anon they are both literal war criminals.
>>483879273Greatsword of solitude
>>483879391Nah it’s for picking your teeth
>>483879273most dlc weapons are dual stat so hard to answer with you talking about only a str weapon
>>483879273nonestick to vanilla weapons/geardlc weapons were a mistake and dogshit
>>483875252Get a better pc
>don't talk to this npc you come across naturally after picking up an item you just came across before talking to some other npc why does fromsoft keep doing this
>>483879093>The fuck are you talking about, faggot?The WW3 suggestion. You brought it up, not me.
Putrescence cleaver is dogshit
>>483875252his aoe spears are also a little wonky ;^)
>>483879585well, it IS a boss weapon, so...
>>483879361Mohg still started a fucked up blood cult
>>483878703>>483877896That is the main problem with the internet. Pretty much all human beings have messed up thoughts. But in the past, people would just ignore them and go on with their lives. The internet has created a place where people can, instead of ignoring these thoughts, delve into them. That is not good.>>483879573The WW3 thing was just a joke. I didn't mean it. I just used it to overstate that we have a massive problem.
how do you even parry this 8 foot whore
>>483879680
>>483879758Press L2
>>483879069>>483879331But then don't you think Messmer should have been talked about somewhere in the base game? I struggle to see why they couldn't just do an Artorias situation Actually screw that, what about Melina? If we assume Messmer is the first and Melina the second, then she should have interacted with the other demigods, minus the selfcest twins
>>483879348https://youtu.be/m04CljjBdfE?t=1054Probably this one (timestamped)
Another beautiful day. Time to masturbate to St Trina's cute sleeping face again. I love her so
>>483872386>messmer stays obedient to marika until literally his dying breaths, cursing herIf only he'd come around sooner
>>483879758With my cock between her tits
>>483879264Usually I do most everything but on my no teleport character I skipped some things like mount gelmir
>>483878816>the real reason Marika had to exile Maliketh was because she was too addicted to getting plapped down by canine cock to focus on ruling the landSuddenly it all makes sense.
>>483879758very carefully
I accidentally triggered the Messmer cutscene but quit out. Is the hornsent/Leda fight fucked?
Holy fuck those fuckers in darklight catacombs do so much damage60 vig, heaviest armour, greatshield tali and 10 skibidi and I get one shotlol?
>>483879817i press l2 but i keep getting hit
>>483879361>MohgLeading a murderhobo cult is wrong even if your young stepbro consented to sex>MorgottHe is a Golden Order fanatic.
>>483879758just learn the timing
>>483879410>turn on taunters tongue on my level 20 while i complete the game>first invader is using swift slash>about to die as i get help from a blue>blue is using swift slash>turn off taunters tongueRemove that ash from the game please.
>>483879504I like its moveset though. I'm thinking double slash as the ash, just having some trouble figuring out a good stat spread for it.>>483879967Are those the ones that pierce you and bounce the shot off the wall so it hits you twice?
>>483879515Oh Im str/fair of course, but i really don't mind any playstyle. I guess I should've asked what you guys have been playing with instead of talking about my dipshit selfIf I upgrade the anvil hammer am I going to regret it
>>483879960:)
>>483879798Topkek. That is a much more funny way to explain what I was saying. Thanks for that. I'm not even going to pretend that I have never done anything bad or that I haven't done some retarded and degenerate things. But what is most baffling to me is that people do it out in the open. To me, that is much, much worse. Because you're also infecting and spreading others with your problems. You need to work on them by yourself and not let it spread even more.
>>483879967it's magic damage anon, use the mdef talisman, cast magic fort, the best way to deal with them is stealth and/or gravity though
>leda thinks so little of human nature that she murdered the entirety of miquella's elite knights, and tries to kill the hornsent, even when he's loyal>her own paranoid human nature is the reason miquella brainwashed her and the otherskino
>>483877923She cared up until the end. She only "abandoned" him when she herself was physically shattered. Her speech just before the shattering was her hope for her children to pick up the pieces of the Golden Order. After 5000 years, they all decayed and destroyed each other, twisting themselves into something far worse than the original Golden Order. They all failed without Marika. And more importantly they failed the rest of the world. They were supposed to be the arbiters. And they failed. That's why grace tells the tarnished to mercy kill them and put them out of their collective miseries.
>>483878963Saved. that was satisfying. fuck co-opers and their "frens".
>>483880138Where can I find the co-op/invasion symbols to check?
>>483880016who draws disgusting retarded tumblr shit like this unrionically anymore in 2024
My edgelord wife
Reminder to always check your hosts scadu level if you get summoned for Radahn, point down and hurl yourself off the bridge when you see walking trash like this.
>>483879410the fuck is that picture supposed to be
>>483880045>Carian Retaliation you didn't parry the boss
>>483879182It instantly throws you to NG+ btw.
>>483879331>people think messmer was born with the snakeI think Messmer was used to contain the snake. Rhykard tells you a serpent never dies.Messmer was used to contain what's essentially a snake god (possibly what was left of the GEQ but that's entirely head canon) and the seal is what keeps it from taking over his body. Messmer is hated because of what his mother had him do, not just the genocide, but containing the serpent.
>>483879960Yes. But on the bright side, you can now save Ansbach. I actually don't know whether Leta goes after him if you side with Hornsent.
>>483879960Yes I think so. But you can still progress their quests.
>>483879874who's their dad?
>>483880123no it's pretty good. i used rellana twinswords but they kinda suck ass if you are low level. backhand blades are really fun and good. for str/fai any of the black knight weapons get a big damage boost when sacred affinity, and the hammer has special radagon smash guardcounter, really cool. if you want to bonk the sunflower boss weapon is solid.
Which one do you wish had fought alongside you?
>>483880191Messmer was abandoned in the shadow realm before she became a statue, tho, no?
what gesture do you do here?
>>483880258>base game>you have to race against your host's inevitable retardation before they walk themself off a cliff like a lemming>DLC>the host's inevitable retardation is forced on youjfc
>do solitude GS cosplay as soon as i get that gear>use pulley crossbow (until i get the new one)>use explosive bolts for trash mobs, use bleed bolts for bossesthis is actually legitimately a good build in PvE lmao.
>>483876360pliant according to the files>Jolán and Anna were born in a cold, dark gaol, where they were raised, deprived of light, to be Swordhands of Night. Thus were they cultivated to become the most terrifying masters of their blades, though the burden of the deed left their hearts frail and pliant.
>>483880251Which lens did you pick for her?
>>483880274?
>>483880448Wat?
>>483880240It looks good ane theres noty8hing wrong with tumblr, retardAnd either way havve you seen the cutsc3ne where she becomes the godess of rot? Like when sh3s standing up she l9oks weirdly gangly and broad, that's just how her model is
are golden vow, flame grant me strength, and other buffs useless if you're not going for a meme glass cannon 1 shot build?they only last like 30 - 60 secondsare you just supposed to use the talisman that extends the duration?
>>483880428Convincing Leda to help you murder Miquella would have been fun
>>483879547give one example of this
>>483880428the ones i got
The next Elden Ring should have a permanent companion that follows you around everywhere
>>483880428I wish they wouldnt have suddenly inexplicably died right after the Radhan fight.
>>483880520Occultation, obviously
>>483879872Me but with Miquella, I'm on a 4th day streak.>>483880280She doesn't.
>>483880428dane would have been a great ally. he knew my strength warranted a crown... surely, he would have came to his senses after the charm broke.
>>483880540I saw a bunch of messages by it saying try gesture
>>483874453Miquella the Lesser
>>48388055630 seconds is a pretty decent duration. If you can fit them on a build then there's really no reason in not using it.
Fog Rift Catacombs, the first cannoneer imp that's up on that ledge: how do I get there? I see some flowers I could grab. Been everywhere in the dungeon except that ledge.
>>483880512another sex slave ash, perfect
>>483880490>use bleed bolts for bosseshonestly i have to say one of the things i hate most about this game is how shit ranged is besides status effects. i'd love to shoot explosive bolts that actually did fuck-all for damage for a change against bosses instead of being absolutely useless.
>>483879960how do you accidentally walk into a boss room????
>>483880556you precast them and get a while at the start of the fight where you're strong. some bossfights allow for buffing in the middle.
>>483880638Code Vein CHADS will rise again
>>483880694I love St Trina so much
I fucking love these things they turned me from a firefag to a lightninglord didn't even have to change my stats
>>483880694>cant saving trinaIf there's one thing I fucking hate in Souls games it's the never ending doom and gloom.
>>483880760that's what radahn greatbow is for
>>483880542type normally you retarded snowflake faggot
>>483880889I keep forgetting to use the greataxe one more
>>483879758Just a little trial and error. This was my most success with her parries even though I died immediately second phase. My actual win was much less impressive but still utilized this same timing where possible. Her second phase is when I have the most trouble parrying because when it gets flashy my retard brain gets overstimulated. Something worth noting: Her attack where she dashes around you to attack from the side is basically a free parry. And it's pretty easy to bait if you just light attack her once. At least while using a Claymore.
>>483879960yes but you can still summon Hornsent in Messmer's room so you're still good minus the ash you get from saving him
>>483880258What's the max level and how does it affect player summons?
>>483880906I mean she just wants to sleep forever and she is, I think she's fine
>>483877124>I go now, to the night sky. It is there I shall find mine order.She says that right after we put the ring on her, I'm pretty sure it implies there are additional steps to her plan that we are just not shown.
>Uses both hands to force her giant belly vagina open to birth finger creepers mid battle.Never noticed that move before.
>>483880638and no pvp, since they clearly don't give a shit.
>>483880870i liked her...
>>483880690Isn't that the statue at the ruins of Rauh? You don't do any gesture thereThe place where you have to do the gesture is in the room with the Marika statue to the right of the Shadow Keep Back Gate site of grace, where there's an ingame, offline messageThe emote is "O Mother" which you get in the northeast of Bonny Village near a withered tree
>>483880941how the fuck are you shooting a DLC boss with a slow-ass fucking greatbow?
>>483872386Radahn is a lot of fun if you're a medium shield chad. I've been enjoying him a lot at skibidi +8. Parrying and blocking remain undefeated. Also Miriam's Vanishing enables some absolutely kino dodges on some of his moves.
>>483880947What?
>>483880638>Used [companion] for bosses? You didn't beat the game.
>>483880616red frejya and ANSUBACHA
>>483881083most bosses have just enough time to cast a big spell or skill every 20 seconds or so
>>483880906Why are you even here? These games are literally civilization is over and there's nothing but despair.>N-no my game can't be humiliation ritual or suffering porn it's actually a great story that should be taken seriously Fucking lorefags are embarassing
>>483880889fucking love the longhaft holy shit>relatively reasonably-sized head instead of anime fuckhuge>crescent moon r2s>fun as fuck ash of war>meaningful lightning damage access for str>can just pay the fai tax or build on it for buffs like golden vow/dragonbolt blessingits like miyazaki heard my prayers
>>48388098620Everyone gets the hosts scadu level, if you have 10 at the end boss it's entirely pointless to even go through the fog gate because the host will get oneshotted and you will do zero damage.
>invade>the password phantom immediately tried to swift backhand me>host died to the PvE while the buttbuddy was trying to cheese me these are the people saying the game is too hard btw
>>483880961it's so much fucking fun flattening fuckers from the top rope
Starting a new character for the dlc, or using an endgame character already lying around?
>>483880824It's a pitch-black room so I can understand how that anon didn't immediately recognize that it was a boss arena.
>>483881154but you can talk to them in any order
>>483881054only if it's like sekiro and it's completely offline with no ability to summon your buttbuddies to beat the game for you. i could use another journie meltdown.
>>483880889>the dual axes have the shitty dual-axe movesetFUCKING WHY
how come sometimes when I'm cooping the right most bit of a boss's hp bar is greyed out?
>>483880386a jar
>>483880428Freyja, especially if the schizo theory is true that Radahn was merely using Mquella and Freyja was on to something
How is it that other souls likes can code the enemies to not hit you through walls but From can’t?
>>483881301Depends if you want to play through the whole game again.
>>483874701thrusting shield is a new weapon type that has a real moveset. its my main weapon now. it guards on traded blows innately when 2handed
>>483879402Isn't the one that spams small blades better?Multilareyed the enemy just moves away from it
Is there a better place to farm golden fireflies than the lake in weeping peninsula with like 10 of them? It's annoying because it's filled with mosquitoes so you can't fast travel out.
>>483881259Miyazaki threw axe players a bone with this one it's a wonderful weapon, good power behind it, and like you Said it's not anime fuk huge which is a giant complaint of mine literally my new favorite weapon
>>483881404They sealed the boss's HP with Destined Death
>>483880843>>483880703i guess. it's just doesn't seem worth the tedium of casting and recasting before every attempt. saves you maybe a couple r1s against radahn?
>>483881305no I do not accept that excuse as valid there is a millions signs that it is a boss arena. he didn't accidentally trigger the cutscene he did it intentionally because he was too dumb to realize it might have consequences.
>>483881438i don't knowi sort of do because it's been two years, but i also don't because it's like 60 hours
>>483881404Destined death ash of war / spell reduces max hp and also deals that much damage, so it's a great opener.
>>483880428replace moore with a cleanrot knight who you convince to side with you because miquella abandoned malenia
>>483881463most of the damage is from the initial impact, just spam it instead of charging
>>483881404Black blade.
>>483881205Sekiro.
Elden Ring is... bad now!?!?!?!?!
>>483881538have you played around with the twin axes at all anon?
>>483881550the most important buff for radahn is holy damage resist which lasts 90 seconds and is well worth recasting
>>483880824There was a message in front of it and I wanted to see what it said and accidentally opened the door instead.
>>483881665No
Aside of Miquella's rune breaking when you approach shadow keep, there are any points where quests can get broken?
>>483881395yeah unfortunately they do suffer from thatit's not the worst thing on the planet but damn if it ain't disappointing
>>483879347>My children beloved. Make of thyselves that which you desire. Be it a lord. Be it a god. I heard that the JP script makes it more clear that when she says this, she means that they HAVE to become either one of those, with no other option but being piled as sacrifices. I can't speak Japanese so I don't know how true that is.
>>483881665Everything good is bad actually.
>>483881665no
anyone test if the scriptsmith can dual wield throw? im not talking about the dagger, i wanna toss two hammers
did rellana die a virgin
>>483881052This thing is fucking horrifying, I love it. Ever since I saw those cut animations for the Two Fingers I was always wondering what a boss fight with them or something similar to them would be like.
>>483881205Elden Ring literally makes it possible for you to fix everything, as opposed to dark souls
what's a good dex/faith or dex/arc build in the dlc?I actually wanted to try dragon too but do they even have a good melee option now? i dont wanna cast spells on trash mobs
>go back to the base game>everything there suddenly feels boring and slow after SOTE>so now I can only have fun in the DLCFuck.
>>483881724burn treeapproach romina before making hornsent angery he won't invade you anymore
>>483881552>>483881715
>poke Radahn to death for the hostcel>All they have to do is not die to meteor>Die to meteor...
>>483881259how's the Black Steel Greathammer on STR with min faith reqs? was thinking of throwing sacred blade on it for the buff, idk what the best holy damage buff would be though.
>play lies of p>get used to perfect guarding>come back to elden ring>stamina gets absolutely fucked from blocking attacks instead of rollingfuck
>>483881757>Miquella, become a God or be a sacrifice>NOOO YOU CAN"T ACTUALLY BECOME A GOD I AM A PETTY AND CRUEL MOTHER
>>483881678I did I used them all the way up until I managed to get the longhaft took em pass Rellana and Messmer like a previous anon said they suffer from the shitty dual axe moveset, but it's not the end of the world they're serviceable I found thst while the AoW doesn't really have hyper armor it's super useful for stacking prosthesis/rotten wing insignia I'd mainly use it for that or to gap close then swing normally
>>483881960use the perfect blocking tear anon
>>483872386hey anons, two questions if you don't mind:1) how to do i get up to pic related right above the starting area? i've tried circling it from what feels like every angle, including the red side, which brings me to question2) how do you kill the fire wickermen that have armored ankles? i've discovered two so far and no amount of melee attacks or thrown lightning bolts seems to affect their health or stagger. are they just invulnerable or is there a trick?
Post YFW going through Scorpion River Catacombs
every single grab attack in every single from game is bullshit
>>483881665It sucks but it's the greatest game of all time by far
What is the "Blood Oath" that the description of Ansbach's clothes talks about?
>>483881879beast claws sorta work for a dragon meme
>>483881848she was allowed to boop the snout once
>>483881960theres a perfect guard physick, the earliest new one you can get actually
>dude what if bosses never stopped attacking lmao
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>>483882040that's in the dlc, i have to get there first
>>483882075
>>483881848they did it before messmer get depressed>>483881996kek
>>483882097mohg spells
>>483882046Anon just look at the map.... The road leading to the place you want to go is clearly visible.
>>483881848>>483882116cute
Would you watch it?
>>483881957i havent tried it like that desu, but ive done it the other way around, with fai pump and min str. an d it fucks.>>483882020yeah i noticed that there are some attacks that dont even use both axes, it felt super weird when i tried em out. sounds like longhaft will be the way to go overall
>>483882101i can get away with occult scaling with it despite it having a low innate bleed right?
>>483876005>Ranni herself admits that she did it allRanni in game isn't able to accomplish anything by herself, it's basically a gag that you have to do everything. So Marika setting things up so she could somehow get a chunk of the rune of death is practically required>the killing of Godwyn serves no purpose for Marika at all who clearly wanted him as a candidate for Lordshipshe canonically knew the GO was a fraud and was subtly working to undermine it, Ymir in the DLC confirms this even more. So why would she want to be replaced and also enforce something she doesn't support?>the FIRST PIECE of lore we ever get about Marika is that she shattered the Elden Ring because she was DISTRAUGHT by Godwyn's deathso distraught she gathered her kids and gave them great runes and instructions to fight for power, right before she supposedly makes an emotional move to shatter it on impulse and tells Hewg to make a god slaying weapon, while previously setting up Godfrey and the tarnished to be ready to kill the Elden Beast
getting consistent invasions in 150guess im stuck here
they deserved better
>>483882234The demigods are corny, would rather see more focus on the tarnished
>>483882234Why do that when I can read it?
>>483881996I think that was the point. From Leda's mouth:>It was never Kindly Miquella, was it? The Erdtree was leading you all along.>So that you might ascend to lordship.>Why come to these lands to begin with?>I suppose it must be what his Eminence, or perhaps the Erdtree, desired all along?>The clashing of the favoured lords, such that one would prevail?>So be it.If Miquella can't get past (You), Marika's Lord, then he doesn't deserve to be a god.
>>4838820461. Walk2. Throw hefty pots on the top of their head
Why the fuck did they give Radhan 1 (ONE) mohg bloodflame attack and THAT"S IT. isnt it supposed to be using his body? why did they add only one, either use more or none at all its SO FUCKING RETARDED.
>>483882101>tfw no dragon claw weaponit was right fkin there
>>483882373goofy face
>>483882373Was Messmer a good brother?
>>483880090Saw some youtube guy try it with the gravity twirl thing from commander gay ass. Try that
So is there some trick to the fire golem or are you really just supposed to whack at its feet for 10 minutes and hope it doesn't instakill you with its double foot stomp before you can get far away?Genuinely a dogshit enemy design.
>>483876307>decent playthrough of Elden Ring takes 100+ hours playing blind>Average souls game is 15-25 hours at most, even less for follow upsnot really surprising, FROM really needs to add the ability to replay bosses without doing a full playthrough. Needed even more just due to the size of the game
>>483881957note that sacred blade's attack increase is flat and doesnt scale with faith, however the projectile does scale with faith. so weird. might be better to go heavy so you can enchant it with spells/grease
>japanese name for shaman village is miko villageFUCK THE HORNSENT
Reddit doesn't like Messmer because of the Hornsent genocide
>Mariggakek
>>483882264longhaft is the superior choice to the twins which stands true to lifemore than one waifu will ruin your laifu
>>483882575>10 minutesUse the highest poise damage weapon you have, dragonmaw staggers them super quick and even lifts you off the ground dodging their fire stomp.Now the ones with armored legs on the other hand are fucking dogshit
>>483882116>>483881848>Messmer x Rellana already has more fanart than Miquella x RadahnHow does this even happen?
>>483879402That shit doesn't do any fucking damage and I'm running a 45 INT/FTH build right now.
>>483882651thanks for the update bro, keep us posted on any new developments with what reddit is saying, everyone is really interested
I can still do the Hoslow invasion after killing Rykard as long as I get the letter before, right?
>>483880404Thank you for the reassurance, anvil+9 does like 200 more damage than heavy WDGS and it feels fun and fresh. Much appreciated
>>483882415The manga is Kino.
Best strength weapon in the game unironicallyStatus buildup of a greataxeThe R1 hits are fast as fuck and very enjoyableFuck slow colossals and greataxes, just use a warped axe with two hands and you'll have a much more flexible and enjoyable game. And you are still just as powerful
>>483882797cuz its not a golden order incant dummy
>>483882565To Radahn? Yes
I don't get why people say this DLC is too hard. Aside from the final battle everything else is either a decent challenge or undertuned. Did the faggots who said this initially just rush through the entire thing without gathering any skibidis, or did the final boss sour their whole experience?
Wouldn't it have just made more sense for it to have been Godwyn that Miquella chose to resurrect ?Like there is death symbolism all over the DLC. You can even keep the Miquella is actually evil plotline but just make him some misguided femboy Doctor Frankstein who grafts together a new body for Godwyns soul. OH NO HE HAS CREATED A MONSTER BUT OUT OF COMPASSION, OHHH SO MORALLY GREY, just like Miyazaki likes.Radahn just feels like a last minute ass pull and the fight even plays like it.
>>483875513if you want to use a UGS this DLC use the fire knight GShas the GOAT moveset and can stick your choice of ash on it
>>483882882What the fuck is it then?
>>483874553>she plotted with ranni to kill godwynnah, that claim was always dubious but the DLC put it to rest completely. her motivations are very obvious: her people were killed and she was so literally cosmically buttmad about this that she genocided the hornsent and removed death from the elden ring entirely so that nobody she loved would ever die again. then, when ranni cheats the system and kills godwyn anyway she goes apeshit ("driven to the brink") and decides to tear the whole thing down. the only reason the tarnished are able to be successful is because she completely crippled the lands between by shattering the elden ring. enemies that we fight as bosses used to be employed in the hundreds or thousands - just look at all of the war scenes in the cinematics. if our tarnished rolled up to a full strength golden age lands between, we'd have been toast.
>>483880428>mindbreak Leda into serving youWould have been kino.
>>483872386This guy just melts with cold Great Katana + SLC. Beat him on my first try
>>483882575you find a note telling the soldiers "and dont let me catch you tossing the fire pots in them! the whirlwind ones" or something like that. the secret is twofold. you can use it to kill or wake. notice how theres always a cliff at just the right height around those armored guys?
>>483882565He was to Radahn apparently
>>483882942but muh le heckin wholesome warlord
caria supremacy
>>483879835there are hints to an impaler heretic but I don't think they say his name
>>483882892It's a combination of people going straight ot the divine beast before exploring much and getting stonewalled, then doing the same thing again on rellana and messmer, aswell as the radahn fight. Everything inbetween that is honestly fair and fun
>>483882892probably got soured by radahn, i know i was
>>483882892I know right? I bare fisted it sl1 with no skadoodie frags first try didn't even die.Like just git gud skrubs frfr xd
>>483882447thanks, and dang was really hoping to not interact with the crafting and especially not with the stupid pots. guess they're forcing me to. i hope the cracked tears are worth it.
>>483877465>he listenedoh no no noits a good game, but is way too overhyped by every one
>>483882881Is this from the smelly omens in the sewer?
>>483881996>>NOOO YOU CAN"T ACTUALLY BECOME A GOD I AM A PETTY AND CRUEL MOTHERHe did not beat me so he cannot become a god. It's war and he lost.
>>483882892it's a mainstream game like call of duty, so you're bound to have a copious amount of retards.
>>483882312>Ranni in game isn't able to accomplish anything by herself,No shit, because the Stars are arresting her destiny, and she's in a doll body. A doll body that she didn't have until she had the Black Knives kill her body. She was very well capable of stealing the Rune of Death by herself. The text is unambiguous that the person who ordered the Night of the Black Knives and the one who stole the Rune of Death are the same person, Ranni. >She canonically knew the GO was a fraud and was subtly working to undermine it, Ymir in the DLC confirms this even more. So why would she want to be replaced and also enforce something she doesn't support?This argument makes zero sense whatsoever. Godwyn doesn't stand in the way of her undermining the GO, nor does him becoming Lord reinforce it. Her entire purpose behind the Shattering is to get a new Lord and kill the Elden Beast. Nothing about this requires Godwyn to die. >so distraught she gathered her kids and gave them great runes and instructions to fight for power, right before she supposedly makes an emotional move to shatter it on impulse and tells Hewg to make a god slaying weapon, while previously setting up Godfrey and the tarnished to be ready to kill the Elden BeastCongrats you figured out that the Shattering was a planned event. Nothing about the Shattering in any way, shape or form requires the Night of Black Knives. In fact Marika's probability of success is reduced because many of her candidates are slain during it, Godwyn included. You've conflated and confused the Shattering and the NoBK with each other. The NoBK made her reach for the hammer sooner, but she'd have done it even without it.
>go to abyssal woods>mad sheepnice horror section
>>483880169Yes, nothing better than a cute and deluded villainess.
>So. The Haligtree, now but a husk... I heard speculation Miquella embedded himself in the Haligtree, but before he could finish, someone cut the tree open and absconded with his infant form.>Indeed, it seems those words held weight. How vexing. That the All-knowing didn't have the full story...>Perhaps the Queen's sorrow was justified...what did he mean by this
>>483882968I was talking about it's weapon art.
>>483883245>winter lantern enemy you kill by parryibg a grabIt's literally just a Bloodborne refernce.
>put summon sign down for final boss>everyone using some form of great shield or perfume for Radhan How long until everyone starts shitting on the fight?
>>483882942Godwyns soul is destroyed. Destined death is apparently deletion. Even so they could have finished the story with Miquella attempting to still fix him after he became a god and it causes it to go insanely worse, like cosmic eldritch death god insanity worse.
>>483883245it's empty.
>>483883295Miquella was probably Marika's favored candidate for godhood before he went apeshit and she sent (You) to put him down.
sameso fucking same
>>483882973its a miquellan incant anonits a very small school but a school nonethelessit has its own seal, too
>>483882942>Wouldn't it have just made more sense for it to have been Godwyn that Miquella chose to resurrect ?No
What is the best frenzied flame build
sekiro really made parrying easy by making it spammableand because i never bothered parrying in previous darouk souls now i cant parry for shitsakiro is baby's first parrying
>>483882942Godwyn's soul was completely destroyed, there is nothing to resurrect. The only thing you could try is putting a soul in his tumor body, but that would just be what Miquella did using Mohg's body but worse
>>483883223Easier to farm from the coffin area around the Atlus lift grace
>>483883467where is that?
Is there anything lorewise in the shaman village?
>>483883295the retard is still wrong. he clearly think Marika cared about Miquella being kidnapped when there is no indication of that and every indication that not only did Marika want most of her kids to kill each other but Godwyns death is what pushed her over. You gotta remember all the Tarnished, including Giddy, only came back recently.
>>483883148I have no idea why you got triggered by that post when my point was literally the opposite, that people didn't use skibidis.
>>483883285She's not even that exceptionally hot but something about her drives me towards lust.
>>483883245This place feels like it was worked on last or like... They just ran out of time? There's just nothing in there.
>>483883486Ok fair enough but my Golden Order seal still only has like 10 scaling less than 80 FTH Erdtree seal so it should still deal good damage even without a seal buff.
>>483883467There's a hole in the wall
*inhalesI DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT STORY/LORE, I JUST WANT TO USE COOL WEAPONS/SKILLS/SPELLS AND DESTROY EVERYTHING IN MY PATHFUCK LOREFAGSFUCK MENTAL GYMNASTICS TRYING TO EXPLAIN ITFUCK YOU ALLSEEK AND DESTROY IS MY MOTTO
>>483882980so it's the same old tired trope of the gwyn we fight is at 0.000000001% of his real power
>>483882892eh, i wouldnt say the game is overtuned but the bosses are definitely designed to make you seethe so its kind of understandable that people rant online
>>483883706there''s a big difference between story and lore
>>483882640>Miko no ShinobiVisions of wolf
I don't think i'm ever going to get over just how fucking bad the ending is. Even though they went with a "the path to hell is paved with good intentions" type ending, it still culminates into a giant fucking nothing burger. THE ENTIRE FUCKING THING IS ABOUT MIQUELLA ACHIEVING GOD HOOD, ALL THE FUCKING ITEM DESCRIPTIONS AND LORE BASICALLY STATES HE ACTUALLY ACHIEVES ITAND THEN NOTHINGHE ACHIEVESNOTHINGHE DOESNOTHINGTHE ENTIRE FUCKING PLOT MEANSNOTHINGFUCK.
>>483883706based retard>>483883779too bad they're both shit here
how do i move this guy
>>483882986Post the full image coward!
>>483883467What's the actual solution for this btw? I ended up just doing a cheesy jump with torrent from one of the adjacent ruins, there were messages around the spot so I figure I'm not the only one, but I'm still not convinced that this was the actual solution, it seemed a bit to tricky to pull off to be intended
>>483883430that would fit better with the road to hell paved with good intentions thing
I feel like every single person right now in 4chan who shills the Deflecting Hardtear hasn't actually used it yet. I don't think they've even seen videos of people using it yet.They just assume it works like Sekiro. And they like the idea of it working exactly like Sekiro.But you still lose stamina for each deflect. And you're not doing poise damage with each deflect.You're also still not going to deflect things like AOEs. Even god-level Japanese players on YouTube are only deflecting the easy combos and are still dodging tons of moves. It's still an overall low DPS playstyle, since you can only really do meaningful damage with the enhanced guard counters. So you're spending lots of time waiting and just deflecting attacks and doing zero damage and waiting for combo enders where guard counters can be safely performed. Terrible, terrible DPS compared to other more efficient options.
>>483883825Did you rike it?
>>483883626It's called the Saber syndrome.
>>483883109>carian supremacy>they instantly lose to dickis it genetic or just the way carian princesses are raised?
>>483883617I'm triggered. I'm another cool cat like you that's way too good at this ez game. I mean honestly I'm not even good at it, you don't have to be. It's just that easy.
>>483882942no, resurrecting faggot brothers is a stupid theme, final boss should have been related to Marika and the Hornsent
https://kamikouryaku.net/eldenring/?SHADOW+OF+THE+ERDTREEany JP text you're interested in?
>>483883852this is true
>>483883669>get to the manse>it's full of the same little gay inquisitor hag enemies that dont even fight back really, aswell as some rats and hollows>it's really just a series of hallways >there's 3 shortcuts but there's a bonfire infront and after them so they're genuinely pointlessatleast the boss was coolthis DLC feels severely rushed as a whole and the only finished thing (perhaps even overdesigned in most cases) are the bosses
>>483877465>what am i in forsomewhat 20-23 FPS (constant 18 when a small flame appears somewhere on the screen) and headache from motion bluroh also its le dark but wait...it gets...le darker!
>>483883857Kill dragons
>>483883465She can't beat the gay out of her kids anymore so she needs the tarnished to do it.
anything i can do to improve solitary moon slash besides strengthmaxxing and alex shard?
>>483882942It would make more sense Miquella getting a 2nd DLC and Marika getting this one, get the Gloam Eyed Queen as a boss or something
>>483883857BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYLEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>483882892The initial part was overtuned even with the skibidis you should realistically have by those points.But, by the time you start getting to skibidi 12 or so, it becomes too easy.
for the love of god, someone please help me, when Radahn goes up into the air and slam back down with golden clones into 5 hit combo or whatever it is and big aoe at the end, how do you dodge the clones?
>>483883706Thankfully Elden Ring allows both to exist just fine.
I summoned Igon for the fight. This is a canon event and who am I to change that? The one and only time it felt completely correct.
>>483883857RGB on your character's hair color, please?
>>483884004The boss almost made up for the whole zone for me. That fucker was so cool.
need melina messmer content
>Viglets in the Coliseum this is stupid
How are guard counters supposed to work? Every attack is a combo, if you try to do the guard counter you just die
>>483883928>still no proper armored dresscome on Miyazaki
>>483883891also i'm not going to use a gay ass shield to take advantage of this shitinto the trash it goes
>>483880709the cannon imp ash is in a chest i think. if you are talking about the orange drop from the big cannon imp enemy, its just a great gravewort
>>483884154for the one where he's aerial you can just strafefor the other one, nobody has figured it out yet. It's probably not possible to dodge
>>483884295:)
>>483883706
>>483883612>but Godwyns death is what pushed her over.your timeline doesn't match up, Miquella had time to make a sword, a tomb was built for Godwyn, and do the shit at Castle Sol before the shattering and his kidnapping. The shattering apparently happened a decent amount of time after Godwyn's death
>>483881757>>483878147
>>483883743kind of? i was more saying the raw number of tree sentinels, giants, and war machines would've grinded the tarnished down. but, now that you mention it, yea basically everyone we fight is effectively a hollowed out shell of themselves with old crusty equipment and faded blessings/enchantments. godfrey's axe is broken, the sentinels have chipped shield with defective enchants, etc.
>>483884332But you don't have to use a shield. A perfect deflect removes all physical damage negation when blocking with a weapon. Still, as I said, it's shit DPS overall.
>>483884242
>>483884091You know I'm starting to think the Empyrean title is worthless. We now know the fingers haven't been getting order for at least as long as Marika has been a god. I don't think the title is worth anything and I'm starting to think "people who can become a god" is a lot less restrictive than we were lead to believe.
>>483882892Game is fucking garbage you retarded fucking shill.The map is empty and filled with garbage and has more repeated shit then new.Bosses are overly aggressive spastic retards with particle effects obscuring the screen. Also the shadow fragments are put on the most random retarded places.I beat the game and just because something is hard and you beat it doesn't make it fair and more importantly fun.I'm never buying a from product at launch ever again because I think they don't know how to design bosses anymore
>>483884295you do the guard counter at the end of their comboor if you got a fast weapon you can weave it into some of them and still get back to blocking before the next hit
>>483884402what the fuck
>>483884295You guard the last attack and punish it with a guard counter. That's how it is.>>483884458Cute.
>>483883863found a hole in the wall in the back>>483883580temple town ruins
>>483884242they deserved better
>>483884480>>483884591Oh that makes sense
Bros, I want to do a bear claw run without cheating or NG+ in as little main bosses as possible to maximize the remaining game I have to play with the claws.How can I, a shitter, accomplish this?Mainly I worry about fighting red bear himself. Is there an easy AI loop I can abuse to kill him with a low level character?What remembrances am I looking at needing?
>>483884404There is nothing that says he made the sword or did the eclipse bit pre-shattering. There is however a basic timeline from the trailer that says the night of the black knives led directly to the shattering. I think she was planning to do that anyway but Godwyn's death is what made her do it when she did.
If you wonder how boss design got to where we are now, just blame the people constantly going>it's easy I beat it blindwhile having no proof at all.
>>483884004The Manse was actually a breathe of fresh air for me. I was pretty disappointed in the level design in the DLC aside from the final legacy dungeon and a couple of the smaller ones. I liked that the Manse was fairly linear with a cool aesthetic, with a couple of hidden walls behind paintings. Midra, the best boss in the dlc, screaming at you as you progressed was a nice touch to the atmosphere. I agree that it could have been more difficult to actually progress through though.
>>483884402>item crafting is right at the bottomlollmaoAs I expected. It shouldn't have existed. Just have every craftable item be something you can purchase at a merchant. If you run out of a crafted item during a boss fight, you're not going to go into the menu to craft it while the boss is hounding you. This isn't Monster Hunter.
>>483883626contrast of the pious knight image while actually being a murderous schizo yandere
is it even possible to solo bosses without being succedtree'd to the max and overleveled and without spending 10k hours learning every moveset
>marika achieves godhood by using the divine gate>gigantic pile of bodies>miquella achieves god hood>burnt charcoal all over the placeSo was it like that when he got there, or where did miquella get the souls for his divinity?
Baldur's Gate 3 or Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin?
What's the good software to grab clips from Youtube videos? I have some ER footage I want to save.
Can I use Goldberg to get the dlc for free or do I have to pay
>>483884731I gave it to him
>>483884421yeah people didn't like that shit back in dark souls 1 and don't like it now
>>483884768Non Scholar DS2.
Is the fog rift catacombs the worst fucking dungeon to invade holy shit i reached the end of this fucking place and the host is just hiding somewhere.
>>483884154Just block the entire thing.
>>483884725>is it possible to beat bosses without playing the game?
i've been trying to no hit R for 3 days and i've only managed it with the sekiro tear and the backstep talisman. there's just no way to avoid the 3 hit combo with the base moveset, i hate him lmao
>>483884768Scholar DS2.
>>483884218here>>483884050i've only seen three dragons out in the wild so far, is that what you're referring to? still have to clear the one attacking those soldiers
>>483882702>would rather marry a girl with a long shaft than a girl with a twingay
Bayle is such a fucking joke. Killed him in one mana one bar with Shard Spiral and he didnt even go in to phase 2. I feel ripped off. Now I gotta watch a video to see his phase 2. If this is supposed to be the optional super boss he needs like 100k more HP.
>>483884798She's so pretty
>>483884468no shit, it's literally just the 2 fingers picking strong people they think will help them attain more power. Think about it, if the GW were actually in charge why would each of them be backing different empryeans? Why are they trying to replace "Marika the Eternal"? Because Marika is moving against the GO and the 2 fingers are trying to get rid of her to maintain power, it's a GRRM plot
Sex with the armor on or off?
>>483882234Lol that Radahn design looks pretty damn badI know they're not designs made for 2D animation, but it's clear the person behind these fan model sheets is an amateur.
>>483884402>multiplayer 2nd lastkek, I'm not surprised though
>>483884927on small tits renalla, how many succedtree do people have
>>483884768>Baldur's Gate 3
>>483884973So disappointed you couldn't join her.
>>483884965>Because Marika is moving against the GOI was agreeing with you until this. The fingers don't follow the GO anymore, that's the problem. They're basically petty nobles since Metyr broke.
>>483884828you might as well be complaining about armoured core having mechs. "once-great civilization that went to shit and we're exploring the ruins" is fromsoft's whole thing; literally every soulslike they've ever made with no exceptions.
>heh... what if we delay the attack by 3 seconds?brilliant
>>483884798migu... :)also this isn't the place to ask that kind of question
>>483884768Scholar is my favorite From game. Definitely worth.
>>483884973She's aesexual
>>483884768BG3 is one of the few actual RPGs of today
>>483884701But it IS easy.It is.Like, it just is.Radahn should have had four phases where Miquella revives him with diminishing returns like Shadooditar, so you have to deplete his HP bar five times. His combis should have been EVEN LONGER and his openings EVEN SHORTER, and he definitely, definitely should NOT be parryable or blockable AT ALL, and his attacks should do AT LEAST double damage.You can just copypaste tjat x2 for every other shit easy boss in this trash DLC I knocked out in an afternoon between fucking all your moms.
>>483885102>3 seconds to R1 the boss for free before I have to rollNice
>>483884768Baldur's Gate 3 is good so you should play that.
>>483884947yeah I prefer a tall dominant viking lady that I can tussle and manhandle and force to submit, she is my weapon after all, than two little ladies it's a preference
what was the point of the haligtree? why did miquella let it rot?
>>483883743>>483884828congrats you figured out the integral theme to every souls game golden age is past, you clean up the remnants >people didn't like that shitspeak for yourself faggot it's cooler than YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>483884804Plssssss respond. I don't want to be in this thread
>>483884768they're both good
>>483885082My understanding of it is like I think that Marika grew disillusioned with the Golden Order and that's why she shattered the Elden ring and then make it so no one could win, so that like people would be free to war and do whatever they want free from the Golden Order vassalage
What could it be?
are there ANY quality weapons in the dlc?
>>483885153>in-put reads and jumps awayheh... nothing personel
Bros I am scared. For some unknown reason, my controller not working properly. Only the joysticks and cross buttons work but the rest is unresponsive. I already tried changing to another controller but the issues still persist. Should I check my steam controller settings?
>>483885102I hate this delayed attack meme because it spilled over into Monster Hunter. Elden Ring made retards incapable of detecting a good telegraph and just bitch and moan when they panic roll every time the boss flinches.
>>483885275Idk
>>483885082>The fingers don't follow the GO anymore, that's the problem. They're basically petty nobles since Metyr broke.source for this headcanon? all i can find in the game is that metyr isn't getting responded to by the GW - it doesn't even give a reason why that's the case. nothing that the finger readers or the roundtable fingers say implies that there's an intermediary between them and the GW in any way, only that communication takes a long time.
>>483882885>Gaius and Messmer were like Elder Brothers to RadahnI think that settles no ? Radagon can't Messmer's father, if he's older than Radahn, and I doubt Marika started having children with Radagon before Godfrey.
>>483884941>hereThanks!
>>483885271Never seen that happen during an attack wind-up.
>>483885125But that's irrelevant because I'm not.>>483885271You just saved yourself the trouble of having to dodge. You're first step towards learning the dance.
>>483885253You do know yoy can just like apply quality to any weapon you want, right?
Why does messmers spear look like a skinnier version of mohgs if they have no relation
>>483885247gay sex
Am I tripping balls or is Radahn lag cancelling his own recovery animations when I go punish him?
>design ash of war that takes time>design bosses that only allows for a quick attackenjoyable and "fun"
>>483885284Except it's true in ER. But I know of another action game series that recently gave its harder bosses delayed and super-long combos, and never had complaints (because it did it good), though I'm not sure this general is ready to talk about it.
>>483885125She seemed pretty into Miquella and the Tarnished though. Her crush on Tarnished would explain why she totally trust him despite just meeting him and being max paranoid about all of her other longer term companions.
>>483885284>because it spilled over into Monster Hunter.Other way around. MH Generations was the first time delayed shit came into the MH franchise, and that was as a way to deal with players having Adept dodges (think for example of Redhelm Arzuros's hyper delayed swipes). That game came out in 2015. Souls didn't begin with the garbage delay shit until DS3 in 2016.
>>483885419>he doesn't know the deepest lore regarding messmer and mohgGo re-read zanzibart's remembrance sword item description
>>483885453He's a very poorly designed fight in general this would not surprise me.
>>483885509ez game. just git gud. like me :^]
>>483884768BG3 nigga. Stop wasting money on fromslop
>>483885363>I doubt Marika started having children with Radagon before Godfreybeen wondering lately if she did just that and messmer/melina were cursed twins just like malenia/miquella. it might just be the case that when a god fucks itself it always spits out twin cursebabies.
>>483882234No.Too much fujoshit.
>>483885417yes but those tend to be shit compared to just using heavy on my current build since it's 54 strength and 55 dex. there are a select few weapons that are actually worth using in the base game, and actually only good with a stat spread like this though, so i wanted to know if anything like that existed in the dlc
>>483885010>Probably that high up because of Seamless Co-opGrim
>>483885245That was my general understanding until this DLC. Now it seems more like she cottoned on her powers being suspect since only the fingers and the EB were around and neither of them could actually read the GW. When she got suspicious she started hatching the plan to "exile" Godfrey and the Tarnished, shatter the ring, have all the demigods and fingers kill each other over the pieces, then have Godfrey and the Tarnished come back to clean up and put her back together. That way all outside forces will be cleaned. Goldmask actually does exactly what she wanted in this sense. He perfects the GO, making the Lands Between a closed where other gods can no longer interfere. And since we already cleared all of the ones inside the system in the struggle that's checkmate on her part.
>>483885247Let me guess, Marika was raped?
>>483885419>they have no relationThey are literally brothers...
>>483885204Because the haligtree didn't work. That's why he fucked off the shadowlands.
>>483885228>it's cooler than you're the chose one fucking YES PREACH my favorite fucking thematic has always been "scrappy human beats gods" and the souls series tickles that itch perfectly I love it so much more than "Hey hero here is literally everything you need to succeed"
I liked the DLC a lot. But still, I sincerely hope the next game is closer to Dark Souls 1, than to Elden Ring.
>>483885554The only delayed attacks I absolutely hate are the ones where the boss slow jumps high up into the sky, hangs there for a moment, than slams down super fast on top of you. It looks so absolutely ridiculous. Even the delayed attacks the randomly throw into their long combat chains to throw off your muscle memory is more tolerable.
>>483884768I hate both of those but I can't in good conscience recommend BG3 ever. At least DaS2's DLCs are pretty good.
>>483885554>Except it's true in ER.No it's not, Souls games have historically had among its varied type of attacks those that that have a very fast attack after an early wind up. Not my problem if actionshitters used to garbage like Platinum games are too used to mindless reaction dodging like junkies
>>483885347The fingers got their orders from Metyr who can't read the GW anymore.>Staff fashioned from the tail-fingers of Metyr, the Mother of Fingers, and the microcosm raised aloft over the crux they form. Catalyst for casting both sorceries and incantations. The Mother received signs from the Greater Will from the beyond of the microcosm. Despite being broken and abandoned, she kept waiting for another message to come.The fingers are just pretending it started with the shattering.
>>483885737Radahn raped Miquella in their youth. St Trina was born from his PTSD, and that is why Miquella turned out the way he did.
>>483885737passed around by hornsent men, how do you think she survived with her life?
>>483885920>The fingers got their orders from Metyrwhere's the source for that, though? why does metyr having issues have anything to do with the two fingers? there's zero text that i've found that suggests they're shackled to her or a hivemind or are even in communication with anyone at all other than the GW.
>>483885247everything
>>483885819I hope whatever it is it’s balanced, not enemies playing sekiro and us ds1
>>483883961>I'm triggeredWe can tell
>>483885918>actionshitters used to garbage like Platinum games are too used to mindless reaction dodging like junkiesYou've never actually played a Platinum game, have you.
>>483884402actually very accurate
>>483872495Some fuck used this comic on youtube for ez views. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VOyP6BAPbrM
Easiest way to kill an NPC in a small arena?
>>483886186>where's the source for that, though?A dash of common sense and a smattering of schizophrenia. I don't really care if you believe it or not, it makes sense to me. I am curious why you find it outlandish tho.
Elden ring 2 but it’s a h game where you breed the girls
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>>483884973On, and every time she makes a fun sound she loses a piece.
>>483885554>But I know of another action game series that recently gave its harder bosses delayed and super-long combos, and never had complaints (because it did it good), though I'm not sure this general is ready to talk about it.Are you talking about the Ys games by Falcom? If so, I agree with you that its implementation of delayed attack timings is way better than From Software's.
>>483885247Post the replies nigger I don't have twitter
>>483885417wait what the fuck, did they buff quality recently? this damage is fucking nuts
>>483886298whati hope its the same anon who posted it here, if not then what a faggotwait nevermind, hi /r/shittydarksouls/
>>483886348will respond in the new thread
>>483883928>>483883626>soft, gentle looking, waif of a woman>sounds honorable, regal, and pure, like a paladin should>contrasted against her paranoia and arms/armor made for killingThat's why.
>>483884715Nah crafting is fine. It's a really simple system that fits well with Elden Ring's open world. People just assume it is bad or hard to use because of other games.
>>483886242Triggered by hiw ez this game is bro
I'm so fucking pissed doing Co-Op RadahnUseless fucking hosts can't survive the 10 seconds it takes to trot my ass over there.
What's up with all the hideous skinny knight helmets?fucking atrocious looking
>>483886919the what
>>483886529BASED MOD MOMENT
>>483886493people really do be booting up pvp just to spam dark beads huh
>>483886298>Indian voiceDISGUSTING
>>483886896Check SkadTree level before engaging.
>>483887472It's not even a tree issue, his damage is just so overtuned that failling a dodge on the seven hit combo -> getting hit by the light AoE is enough to kill most hosts and it's ahrd even with Shabibo's Woe to get there and tank in time
>>483884342yeah the one you can strafe is alright, it's the other one that fucks me, guess i just gotta run the fucker until RNG is nice and he doesn't do that one, great boss fight...
>>483878175gays always have weird relationships with their moms
>>483884953Shut up faggot>Guys I used the broke top tier stuff the gaem is ez hurrrr
>>483887993build better
>>483887621Most good players will never summon other players so all you get are casuals. Why are you so surprised?
>>483885247Full FMV of Miquella getting his ass gaped and begging for it even harder.
>>483886259Yeah I did, they are absolutely mindless, just like the entire hack and slash genre
>>4838852471. how does this guy know?2. WHY DOESNT HE JUST TELL US WHAT IT IS
>>483880251>No helmetIs there an updated list of item IDs for the DLC?
>>483888051A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR
>>483888051I really wanna use this sword but that scabbard clips two feet through the floor and is ugly as fuck
>>483884335I mean how do I get up to where the first one you encounter is?
>>483882575just don't get hit and attack its legs
>>483883912How often are you going to post this and "40 dollars"? You're been here posting the same fucking replies every day for over a week. Get over it.
>>483885554>Except it's true in ER.And Demon's SoulsAnd Dark SoulsAnd Dark Souls 2 And Dark Souls 3And BloodborneAnd SekiroAnd PVP is even more based on delaying attacks against playerswhy are you even here?>>483885576>Souls didn't begin with the garbage delay shit until DS3 in 2016.Newfaggot, lurk 200 years
>>483890641Slow attacks =/= delayed attacks you nitwit. Don't even bother trying to mental gymnastics your way out of your retarded bullshit.
>>483892075ok retard
>>483882881>looks like shitI think I'll pass
