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>>484198304
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bussy
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Why didn't they add crucible frog and crucible centaur spells?
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>>484212324
It's not that bad once you realize that scaling is worthless and you can get away with minimum reqs + pumping vigor or mind if you're a mage for 80% of the game.
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Oh God have mercy on my soul and help me I didn't even think about the fact that Messmer could use his snakes to wrap around and grab whatever like this
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>>484212473
are you a girl?
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time to rape
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did int/fth really only get 3 new spells and thats it
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When did you realize RL 150 is just a humiliation ritual pushed by the Reddit cabal and that you can easily do RL 164 and still get matched up with people between RL 138-200 brackets (where people are actually playing the fucking game)?
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>>484212473
>uses Wrath of the Gods to blast him into the abyss when he touches me with a snake
no way fag
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>>484212561
ohnononono
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>red bear claws unique AoW counts as multiple attacks
>stacks with the multi hit talismans
>does bleed
>will nuke any fairly large bosses
>decent poise damage
>AoW has a combo so constant spamming will rack up damage very fast
>heavy amount of strength scaling

Wish I knew about these things when I first did the DLC. Anyone else using them?
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>>484212424
no crucible stomp
no crucible horn grab
from the base game either :)

thanks zaki
instead we got the porcupine which isnt very good and the bloom sucks and the wings r fine
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>>484212459
That's literally the exact problem he stated, dumbass.
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>>484212614
wtf i softlocked myself out of it because i gave her the fingerslayer blade but didnt finish that dialogue so i could get the funny magic ring....
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Invasions are a tool for the egotistical to punish those that dare to use all the mechanics the game has to offer instead of self gimping for Internet credit
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>>484212473
Obviously, he's literally part snake and can control them at will. He could probably use them to restrain all your limbs while still keeping his hands free for everything else
He probably experiences mating seasons too because of his snake aspect rubbing off on his human biology
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>1st playthrough finished
finally
now i can launch cheatengine.exe and give myself all the fashion on new characters so i don't have to grind for 30 minutes for every single armor set
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>>484212337
okay so if I wear dragoncrest talisman it'll reduce mobs by 20% but players by 5%?
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>>484212341
We have reached the point of discussion where Miquella is getting blamed for literally everything that happens in the story, and where all of his good deeds get ignored.
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I came here immediately after watching my favorite twitch streamer and decided to stay, wow I really love this game I can't wait to post about it on reddit and fextralife. Whats your guys favorite spirit ash? Mine is the Mimic Tear! But I'm only at +9 revered ash and +18 blessing but I still find the game way too hard
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Late night horny posting.
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With what spell should I replace pebble? Unlocked a bunch of similar spells
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the next Souls game shouldn't have a Vigor stat
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>>484212341
I love milady
The attacks are so fluid I end up forgetting that I've run out of stamina
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>>484212715
>all of his good deeds
such as?
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>>484212717
>kai cenat understands the concept of leveling VIG
>there is a not insignificant number of people who don't
that's crazy
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>>484212341
Now that the dust has settled, it's time. Time to pick your Top 5 Waifus.
>VOTE NOW ON YOUR PHONES
https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3q5KkyA
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https://strawpoll.com/Dwyo3q5KkyA
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>>484212783
The problem isn't Vigor, the problem is that Vigor is inherently more valuable than the armor stat. Arguably, the only game where this wasn't really the case was probably DS1.
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>>484212786
it's quite good yes
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>>484212732
delicious teacher feet lickylicky
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>>484212814
Ranni a shit
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>>484212658
And I'm saying that it's no problem at all because the % of damage increase from scaling is irrelevant when compared to stuff like talismans, buffs and reinforcement levels.
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>>484212783
No. The next game shouldn't have a poise/armor stat. I want something closer to Bloodborne's fashion over item stats.
Vigor can handle being the tank stat
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Pure FTH or hybrid?
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>>484212459
I mean, that's literally what I do.
In fact it's what I did through DS3 (Raw Clubbed that shit) and it pisses me off we're going with the same system.
Minimum reqs, Pump VIG, use buffs to shrek enemies.
Fucking hate it cuz I'm just a "VIT build" most the game.
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>dancing lion with death blight and summon basilisk
Yeah, fuck you Miyazaki. I'm not dealing with this bullshit, I'm using spirit summon.
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>>484212786
Love Light greatsowrds. my only gripe is theres only 3.
ones milady but heavily dex based
the others a cluster fuck in stats and the 3rd is locked till end of the dlc. I wish there was a strength version of Milady but that would just be a regular greatsword. Light greatswords just solve my main issue which is they dont really feel fun and have a boring moveset meanwhile light greatswords are probably the most fun weapons in the sword type of weapons.
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>>484212732
She'd be better without the big dumb hat
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>>484212796
Kai doesn't understand anything he just gets backseat gamed into the optimal playstyle so he can leisurely succeed
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>>484212717
qrd on this guy?
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>>484212473
That looks like his younger sister Melina
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>>484212634
I've been using the regular beast claws, because I like running arcane shit like Regalia, but I've been giving some serious consideration to the bear claws too.
they look fun as fuck
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>>484212951
Incorrect. The giant stone mask is hot.
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>>484212882
>>484212951
Disagree desu.
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>>484212942
you can rush for leda's sword and then still have 80% of the map to explore
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>>484212473
>>484212676
>Messmer was the centerpiece of all the dlc promotional stuff(other than Miquella)
>Devs randomly add Rellana in for no fucking reason
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>>484212948
what chest armour is that?
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>>484212948
I want to see one of him getting one-shot by the Miquella nuke.
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>>484212523
Do the snakes only work on men or something? Why would that matter
>>484212603
Reminds me of the Rya back popping comic but annihilation instead
>>484212676
I keep flipping between typing erotic thing and trying to not make it too like logistical because I dont know the right words to describe it, but basically idea I'm trying to write out about is something like them also being able to grope areas by being pulled tight
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>>484212918
dex fai is pretty good
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>>484212956
the only difference between streamers and average anon is that streamers get their backseating from chat instead of other anons and wikis
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>>484212473
Imagine if Messmer had a long snake tongue instead of a normal one, lol...
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>>484212814
I want an ending where you save Melina & bring in the Age of Stars, taking both Ranni & Melina as your brides
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lol. I didn't think this would actually work. Does this mean Rellana isn't actually required to beat the DLC? I assume the legit stone pile was nearby somewhere.
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>>484212942
STR-tards don't deserve to fight with grace and dignity when they bully both Quality and DEX users for daring to have DEX higher than 10.
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>>484213023
well anon there's more than 2 dungeons in the game, maybe that's the fucking reason
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>>484213023
But anon, (You) are Rellana!
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>>484212976
He brought in a QT therapist to talk him through killing Radahn, that's all you need to know
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>>484213016
disagree that they are delicious?
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>>484213123
There are?
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>>484213116
yup I'm pretty sure it's the one path to skin rellana
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Anyone here done a decent Miquella cosplay?
Also, would like to hear thots on a Pure Fth build... Not just a caster though, but one where I mix melee with incants
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>>484212948
stop bullying that man
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>>484213104
I don't think Ranni's abandonment issues would allow her to accept
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>>484212732
I hate that this artist draws scat
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>>484212814
>Millicent and Sellen have exactly the same votes yesterday
>Millicent and Sellen have exactly the same votes today
They really are meant for each other. Two best girls. One a full INT viglet, one a DEX fighter. One a bratty collegiate smugfu, one who's so earnest she's borderline tradwife...
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>>484213162
Disagree that the hat is dumb! Of course her feet are delicious.
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>>484213190
Neat. I guess I now know why there's a seemingly pointless grace in the Fort of Reprimand.
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>>484213192
>Anyone here done a decent Miquella cosplay?
I remember seeing this video a long time ago:
https://youtu.be/_DDgubK_wFE

Looks better in action, though I find this Miquella to be too much of a chinlet for my liking.
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>>484212732
It's when the normal Americans have gone to bed and the normal Europeans haven't woken up yet
The slepe deprived will inherit the earth
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>>484213076
Your assertion that literally every anon seeks help on their first playthrough is speculative while the fact Kai is getting puppeteered by his chat is proven
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>>484212717
>Deaths: 1052
No fucking way
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>>484213298
imagine her kicking your balls haha
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>>484213068
Snakes can detect body heat and being cold blooded, like warmth. Imagine him detecting your arousal because one of his snakes won't stop sniffing near you and trying to grind and nuzzle against you
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>>484213298
Post more.
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This dlc fucks with my build autism something hard
>DLC gives a new seal that boosts the good GO spells and it scales entirely off faith so instead of an equal investment now you just need the minimum int
This is good
>DLC introduces smithscript shit that scales decently off int/fai, and even if it's not much, it's something more than nothing
This is good
>DLC introduces finger school of magic that has no arcane requirements but yet has the PoD of arcane staffs FOR the school with no arcane requirement, and it must be levelled equally and it's backloaded to 80/80
>Nothing scales off int and arcane simultaneously except for an occult clayman's spear
This is bad. This is very very bad. My finger build will just be a larp with the wrong staff. And the accompanying weapon is fucking strength with an int/fai tax.
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>>484213272
The porn bimbo mask ruins this entire image. It's much better if she walks around with porn proportions but still carries herself with "integrity".
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>>484212793
Helping the Albinaurics, the merchants and others. Looking for a way to permanently kill Godwyn and cure zombie cancer. Abandoning his parents order because It couldn't cure his sister.
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>invade a mage in Belurat
>they die in 2 (two) Venomous Fang R1s
when will mages learn
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>>484213340
how did rellana manage to get on 4chan
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>>484213332
its okay he was counting from the beginning of the DLC not just radahn
over 500 of those deaths were to radahn
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>>484213202
She gets over it when the Tarnished is a chad & slays her shadows. I'm doing all this work, least she could do is share me
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Recommend me weapons/ashes for a Dragon Communion build please
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>>484213397
I’m sorry. Have this as an apology.
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>>484213461
shattering 2.0 inbound
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think I finally have a fashion I like with the banished helm
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>>484213471
anything with crucible wings to fly like dragon
beast claws to maul like a dragon
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>>484213459
That's just from the DLC? Not even including the main game? Yeah fuck that, he's overplaying being shit for views then. Not a chance in hell that's legit
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>We never got Ancient Lightning Spear as an incantation
Knight Lightning Spear is kino but goddammit i still want my Sunlight Spear back bros.....
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I love the star fists!
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>>484213340
Are the snakes venemous?
Because that make me think of him putting the fangs of one of them up to tge side of my neck and holding it there while he plays with me by saying or like as an unspoken threat I could accidentslly press into it too much as a self control thing if I get too excited or if he does
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>>484213639
Sorry buddy only dr*gons get lightning now, sunlight has no power here anymore
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>>484213608
They'll get along like fire & ice & shatter my pelvis. Maybe they can fuse & I can fuck them both at the exact same time instead of them getting jealous they have to share
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>>484213471
no armor, just rock heart (rush to it immediately in DLC)
blood beast claws as primary weapon, dragon communion seal (2x if ng+, cheat or twink)
main incantations to have on hand are dragonmaw, rot breath, bayle's tyranny
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>>484213325
Help the cause fellow coomer.
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>>484213023
Honestly what really makes me upset is they didn't build her up at all. We're progressing through her castle when we suddenly see some Carian sorcerers and then boom, it's Rennala's secret sister that nobody knows or talks about. And afterwards you learn that that hussy was Messmer's main squeeze this whole time. It's like they did it just to fuck with us.
>>484213708
Messmer does no poison damage at all.
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>>484213793
Booo
I mean it could still stab you. Or I'll just ignore that and pretend there's posion
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>>484213339
it would be extremely pleasurable
>>484213363
repostin this one but cropped
thank you miyazaki for fueling my barefoot female fighter fetish
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>>484213764
Oh yeah, you can just do what miquella did by picking up melina's roasted body and putting rabbi's soul inside
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>>484213471
I have my dryleaf dragon build. Kungfu. Dragon spells. Blue dancer talisman
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so now that we know Marika was a mortal woman and not some erdtree entitiy for what purpose did she turn into a man and have children with renalla
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Thoughts on twunk Sellen?
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>>484213639
Meh that's just a bigger lightning spear who cares

the true missed opportunity is we didn't get a Noble Cartwheel incantation or even a bonewheel shield that actually rolls. Hell just give it a lengthy self-stun time when it finishes so you can't use it for mobility
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>>484213842
Bless you anon. This is great.
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>Host runs heal spells
What a cutie
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>>484213786
Stop posting lewd fucking pictures of my mother, it's not funny
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>>484213747
>Ancient Dragons in Elden Ring wield Lightning and gifted that knowledge to humanity
I wonder what Lord Gwyn would say about that
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So I've beaten everything but consort and gaius
My level 10 and 6
Am I doing something wrong? How are you guts so high I've gotten most graces and im convinced this is the cap for it
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what are some good follow ups after using the torch to madness someone in 1 hit? does that flaming giant hunt+follow up true combo?
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finally I can cosplay as a rock
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>>484213708
>>484213793
>>484213839
He could still have it threaten to bite down on your neck, it has big fangs even if they're not poisonous. If he doesn't want you to move he could really just immobilize you even without using his hands or snakes by just having one clamp its mouth over your throat like a warning to stay still but if he's feeling merciful he might not demand you stay silent
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>>484213924
I had a guy summon me on radahn that was in light clothing and done nothing but heal and buff me.
Was pretty neat. Until the boss eventually switched aggro to him for some reason and instantly bodied them.
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Is Cragblade good enough to give up Wild Strikes for my Greataxe? Or is it redundant?
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>>484213890
I feel like there's a heavy implication that Melina and Messmer are children she had with Radagon before Godfrey.
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>>484213956
>Stop
I don't think so anon.
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>>484214031
no
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>>484213890
I think like she was trying to find a way to gain more direct control of the Golden Order, like obviously creating a system where like she was both sides of the Goddess and Elden Lord ruling thing
Being in a genocide is a reasonable reason to like become kinda like touchy about not having control
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>>484213924
>hosts applies 14 buffs right before entering the fog
>dies in 5 seconds
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>>484213890
Radagon is a seperate being fused with her. Anyone who disagrees will be kissed on the lips by me
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>>484214029
>got a twink healer bf and ruined it because he couldn't keep aggro
It's over for you bro
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>>484214031
cragblade is really for weapons where you want to exploit their base moveset like R2 spamming bloodfiend arm
greataxes or other weapons you want weapon arts that attack
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>>484214008
Pretty high AR and Guard Boost for fist weapons, I just wish the R2 weren't so bad.
It works great on a Barbaric Roar build.
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>>484213965
I mean, didn't Seath tell Gwyn that lightning was Dragons' weakness?
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>>484214031
personally yes. I think wildstrikes is extremly powerful under the right circumstances and its followup heavy does a lot of stance damage. its pretty fun to do in fights and putting it on a bleed weapon with good stance damage is very fun.
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>>484214072
She's not a whore
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>>484213847
Melina didn't burn in my playthrough. I headcannon she shows up at the end & joins me. Hyetta can join in too if she wants
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>>484213775
>Bayle Tyranny
>Not Bayle Flame Lightning
You picked the wrong spell doofus
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>>484213842
Imagine the damage those 80 STR Heavy infused kicks would do.
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what's the most overrated weapon and why is it Reduvia
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>>484214149
Does this look like a chaste woman to you.
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>>484214002
wait, does the torch bug work if you also have a madness weapon in the right? like stacking the madness?
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>>484214008
>>484214136
the fact these pretend to be a ranged attack is insulting, both golem fists and smithscript dagger have less weapon range than some melee spears
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>>484214206
pumping
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>>484214136
Omen Armor+Boiled Prawn+Physick reduces so much damage.
This is how much I took from Godfrey
I run Endure for even more tanking + it's super good in PvP to hyperarmour into light attack spam. Heavy attacks are pretty bad for their gimmick, could use a buff.
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>>484214134
Shut up stop giving me gay thoughts
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What's your favorite PvP/Summon bracket?
For example, mine is RL100 +25 invasions/coop at Fire Giant/Maliketh/Radagon and RL35 +2/+4 invasions/coop at Renalla/Stormveil.
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>>484213975
i hit them at 17 and 8
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>>484214170
whichever one isn't just dragonmaw but bad I don't know they're named so similar
the one that is "firestorm but for arcane builds that don't have to max their faith just to equip it" shit I don't know the names
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The camera is the hardest boss. Prove me wrong.
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>>484214206
>Standing oral sex with Queen Marika
Hnnnngggg
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>>484213956
Shut the fuck up Messmer I'll do your mother as I please.
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>>484214206
>>484214237
meet me at the shadow keep tarnished
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>>484214296
I have 117, 138, 166 and 200 characters that i all invade on
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>>484212574
I'm not sure what you're trying to do but it took a long fucking time to push RL125 out for RL150, and people STILL refuse to go out of RL125. I'm all for RL166 or RL180, but god damn RL200 seems a bit too high.
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>>484214337
Almost exactly the same height as Alcina Dimitrescu
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>>484214237
>>484214337
>>484214348
More mommy marika
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>>484214220
im so sick of reading this reading sentiment everywhere because its demonstrably false
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Am I going insane? Wasn't there a Tear that restored your HP when you received magic/holy damage? I remember using it against that one bullshit unavoidable Elden Beast chasing spell, and I thought I'd try it against second phase Radahn, but I can't find it.
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>>484214247
Based damage negation understander

I swear no one realizes how good it is
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>hmm why is my damage so small
>0 fragments
>phantom them proceeds to get one-shot with 1.8k HP
>turn to the side
>host is just watching us fight and not participating at all
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>>484214405
SEX
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>>484214418
What? No, it's called Crimsonwhorl Bubbletear
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>Get summoned
>Spam teabag after beating boss
>Host does it too
It's the little things that make me love this game
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>>484214346
>>484214405
This is why nobody likes your graceless kind
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>>484214217
idk what the bug is
I just slapped every single news madness this on this character
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>>484212948
is it possible to grab Gideon with damnation greatsword?
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>>484214454
>>484214485
Sorry I cant help it.
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What are my Pure Faith weapons again? IIRC base game just had:
the 2 Cipher
Halo/Winged Scythe
Infused Sacred/FlameArt
... I feel like I'm missing something from base game.

Did we get any new Somber ones from the DLC?
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is it possible to get on top of the big plateau sort of thing on the first part of the rauh ruins? do i have to go to the other mountain first?
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>>484214495
I just slapped every single new madness thing on this character*
tfw esl...
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>>484214374
I don't think the people playing RL 125 are going to leave RL 125 despite their extremely flawed and retarded reasoning about it being the perfect level for dueling. I'm not talking about those players, but the 150 crowd who don't seem to realize that their ability to match up with 125 is predicated on co-op, not invasions anyways. My proposed 164 is a matter of pragmatics, though I probably lean a bit more on 166 anyways.
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>>484214586
Uhhhh...anon?
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>>484214539
please accept my load mommy
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>>484213247
RIGGED
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>>484214586
>accidentally pulled image from his gay dragon folder
Rookiest of rookie mistakes anon
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Any combos with the thrusting shield? I only really use the L1+R1 into R1 for a quick two hit combo.
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>>484214405
This is slander, Marika would never wear underwear
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>>484214636
>anyways
>anyways
I need to sleep.
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>>484214651
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hippo first attack grab will never not be funny
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>>484214586
curse you, bayle
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>>484214568
leda's sword
sword of darkness/light
fire knight gs
queeligns sword
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>>484213890
There's more evidence now due to the lore about numen/shamans being able to meld with others that Radagon was indeed just an entirely separate being. The concepts and theories of the rebis still apply of course but, I think in universe he wasn't the same as her until they were joined.
Or you know yuri lust. I'm all for it truly, but I'm just being realistic.
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>>484214586
VILE BAAAYLE
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>>484214586
>the big plateau sort of thing on the first part of the rauh ruins
You're gonna have to be a bit more specific, anon. Nice cock btw
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what dlc questlines are worth doing?
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Can you get into Charo's Hidden Grave from Cerulean Coast? I know it's easy to go the opposite way.
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>>484214807
all of them
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>>484214586
I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY
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When will Miyazaki release his personal stash of Miquella porn? I want my 100+ hours of animations. I want my Tarnished x Miquella sex and I want it now!
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>>484213890
Im thinking radagon is the remnants of her former self like how st trina was discarded for miquella's ascension.
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>>484214586
CURSE YOU, GAYLE
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>>484214407
How many things can go wrong with one weapon?
ridiculously high stamina usage
pathetic damage, which not only is artificially low on its projectiles but is extremely nerfed if they hit at range because it loses a huge chunk of damage when it passes a % of its max distance, but its max distance is only a few feet
it can't hit shit close to you because its so low range and when it does hit it tickles them and uses up all your stamina
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>>484213247
Don't forget, one is associated with the inanimate and the other is literally the inverse of death itself where life literally manifests as a cancerous tumor.
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>>484214820
Yes.
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Please tell me Skibidis carry over to NG+, I will never replay the DLC if that isn't true
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkILyL_Urn8
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>>484214706
You're right. Sorry about that.
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>>484214878
Thanks. Wanna do a game of 20 questions for the location?
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>>484213890
She didn't, Radagon was a separate being who conquered Caria for her on her orders by pumping and dumping Rennala. Marika and Rennala's interactions amount to the former cucking the other so hard she has a mental breakdown.
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>>484214019
Second spoiler is very very good
This is just straight up porn talk instead of being more vague, but since it's not poison the means there are places he COULD bite down on like into breasts, though that's a bit far for some people
Also boa constrictor type thing, wrapping around neck

Maintaining the mood has been hard because I just realized I put my earbuds in the washer and I'm angry and fighting bayle
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>>484214765
mwa
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>>484214880
They do, you can rest easy.
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>>484214765
My wife on the left.
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>>484214937
I'm trying to recall where I did it, hang on, let me log in and check
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>>484214934
You just know she was forced to suck hornsent cock
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>>484212942
Can you build Milady as Heavy for a STR build? What about cold on an INT/DEX build?
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>>484214586
Average dragonbro behavior.
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odds its actual yumefujos vs a troon samefagging?
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>>484213975
you missed some fragments
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>>484215062
Appreciate it.
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>death knight twinaxes straight up cap the multihit bonus in a single L2R2
Oooh...
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>>484215062
>>484214937
Sorry, I misremembered. I actually gave up on finding an entrance from Cerulean Coast and just warped to the grand altar of dragon communion and rode up the dragon corpse's wing to get there.
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THE ELDEN WOMB
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>>484214947
The thing is I think the threat of physical harm is hotter than actual harm, the idea of snake fangs poised over my throat ready to bite down is more enticing than if it actually did
>boa constrictor type thing, wrapping around neck
Peak
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>>484214495
based, the bug is like the old one with the deathblight sickle. it procs the ailment of the right hand weapon too. im not sure if madness stacks on it.
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when you drain the shadowkeep, is there anything to do down here besides fight the 2 tree lizards and the unique fire knight?

I already unlocked the grace back in the castle
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>>484215069
Imagine how made she would be about it. All in the name of trying to save her people. She throws away her pride and dignity just like that.
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no one told me the secret ending does this
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shill me a str/int build
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Radahn is minbreaking me. I genuinely can't do shit to him in the second phase, I'm not even close to victory
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I wish it worked like if you had a shield with a weapon art it only used the shields art while blocking first instead of just overriding the weapons one.
Or some other button combo like that so you had access to both.
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>>484214865
Closer to this.

She wanted to bind the early Crucible barbarians & nations to her with Godfrey. Radagon was free to be her religious enforcer. Radagon married the Carian Queen & fell in genuine love. Raised three kids, but then Marika divorced Godfrey because she wanted a more refined culture & his seed kept giving her omen babies which she hated. The Crucible was too primitive & reminded her of the hornsent. So she recalled Radagon against his wish, but he was ever the dutiful instrument
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>>484215283
GAYYYYYYYY
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>>484215268
Gotta go down.
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>>484215086
The phrase is Yumejoshi, not yumefujo
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>>484215193
Damn, I was afraid of that. I was hoping to avoid bosses, but at least Ancient Man Dragon isn't too annoying to kill. Thanks for checking.
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VIG-lets....
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>>484215278
Birthing mohg and morgott probably reminded her of all the aborted hornsent babies she had, she was so used to discarding their bodies that she threw the twins away
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>>484215335
i dont care all i know is this general has been flooded with them since last year
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If Miquella was strong enough to defeat Ansbach in combat why the fuck did they need to reuse Radahn for the final boss fight. DLC was perfect until that shit. This was Miyazaki’s best opportunity to just completely rip off berserk and give us a Griffith to Femto fight. Even had the divine gate to simulate the eclipse and everything.
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>>484215245
That just made me laugh, I don't know what I thought it would say
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Miquella's plan was retarded and doomed to fail since the start
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We need more leda in here.
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>>484215283
If this doesn't work like Gowers then miss me with that gay shit
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>>484215331
what do you mean by that? you mean you can go down futher?
i am already in the drained section
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>>484215302
Just cheese him, he's a godawful boss in pretty much every single aspect and doesn't deserve respect.
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>>484214636
166 allows for invasions from 150 to around 202. I put my characters to 180 because it allows ME to be invaded by 146 to 200, which will make dried finger runs hectic. I wish the lower limit on who can invade me was higher, but it is what it is.
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Is it worth dumping points into END for heavy armour?
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The DLC would've been better if it was less empty
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>>484215529
Yes
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>>484215502
Look for the elevator and go down. This DLC is all about going up or down.
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>>484215529
only after you've reached 60 vigor
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>>484215519
I've never tried 200 before honestly. I always just stick around to 150 because that's around the level most people say they stay at.
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>>484215309
>radagon was the discarded past of marika who desired only the return of her home
>radagon made a true new home with his family separate from all the schemes and plots
>having discarded her former parts, marika couldnt only view family as tools for her plans.
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>>484215451
it would have worked if there wasn't an unkillable tarnished
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>>484215548
>cerulean coast and abyssal woods
>absolutely fucking nothing going on for vast stretches
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>>484215345
look if its between dying to a stiff breeze and dick shitting nipples I'm dick shitting nipples every time
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>>484215635
How come no one accounted for some unknown murder hobo?
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>>484215451
why?
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>>484215245
I think the fangs biting down just enough to leave indents but not to pierce skin is even better but to each their own I guess?
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Fucking hell, it never fails to startle me when a boar suddenly squeals and goes aggro, charging right at me
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>getting to altus plateau
>suddenly dehorsed
>huh?
>oh, it's an npc invasion
>"Owen Wilson"
>who the fuck is Owen Wilson?
>walk around but can't find him
>oh shit, it's a player
>forgot my tongue was still on
>he walks up to me
>i bow to him
>while he bows to me throw poop pot at him
>dishonorable but im an archer so i need all the advantages i can get
>game is on
>use bow with poison arrows for half the fight
>he's pure str build with a greatsword
>usually bait his attacks and jump shoot
>lasts for 5 straight minutes if not longer
>he heals first - has to because he's poisoned and doesnt have boluses probably
>attrit the shit out of him with poison arrows - 50 arcane and serpent's bow means i only need 2 arrows to proc poison
>he runs out of flasks
>he activates god mode and roll catches me forever but i faceheal to survive
>jump shoot and proc poison one last time with a headshot
>he stops and kneels in defeat
>i bow
>he dies
gg Mr. Wilson. Very fun fight
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>>484215727
nuke china
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>>484215367
I bought on release and gave away a lot of items to people like my original moonlight greadsword, I haven't played in awhile before the months up to dlc but for the most part, but I usually like to scrape from places that I know aren't as popular and share it and been doing that for a long time. Idk where I was going with this
>>484215245
Also that makes sense. Sorry, me laughing wasn't me dismissing the other part
Just a liiiitle bite wont hurt that much though is how I think
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>>484215548
If you look at the interactive map it's crazy how there's just huge swaths of absolutely nothing. The base game was generally pretty good at spacing out content so that you're bound to run into something just by wandering around. I did not get that feeling from the DLC, if you don't have a specific destination in mind you might be wandering for a long time before making a meaningful discovery
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>>484215640
At least cerulean coast had the fissure in it. Abyssal woods is quite literally 2 scooby shards and a talisman.
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>>484215726
>hear terrifying sound in the forest
>Oh God this is it this is the haunted forest everyone was talking about I'm dead I'm so scared oh God what do I do
>I see a pig running away
Every time
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>>484215727
>Very fun fight
I can't hear this fucking phrase without hearing the voice of that smug fake-wholesome chasetheturd
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>>484215675
>Marika puts all her hope and faith the Tarnished
>She wins
>Ranni puts all her hope and faith in the Tarnished
>She wins too
Miquella forgot to do his homework lol
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>>484215790
wtf does that have to do with my post? also kys tumblrtranny
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>>484214106
I remain adamant in my headcanon that Radagon and Marika were Twinsouls, if for no more reason than that it would be a tidy way of explaining why the Golden Order singled that defect out as not just tolerated but prized within its dominion.
That said, Radagon being a golem that eventually grew its own personality or even just a dude that was granted power for his track record of subservience is a reading I always preferred over the idea that Marika split out a male alter ego because “dude alchemy references lulz”.
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Backhand Blades with the AoW (you know which one) are the most disgusting thing ever in pvp and I'm loving it. Watching yellowcells get obliterated and the host running away to the grace to summon more brings such joy. Enjoy it while it lasts redbros.
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>>484215875
Chase The Bro here with an overpowered weapon
Here's some carefully edited footage of me killing newbies who are trying to pve in peace and don't know how the game works while I get sweaty and swap gear just to heal up midfight also please like and subscribe
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can someone please mod the backhand blades to falx model please? they look so much better than those basic blades
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How long are we going to have to wait for a latch that fixes all the bugged weapons and spells that made it through From's (probably nonexistent) quality control.
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>>484215881
You're the one who replied to me
>>484215837
Going back to grab an item from the base game map, yeah I realized how weird it is that like the base game was really good at putting little ruins with chests in them and atleast some buildings or things to play around with and have some context and shape to fight enemies in. It's kind of weird how emoften the dlc enemies are just
standing in a field
It's less bad in some places, but for the most part it's really weird
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>>484215885
It's more likely they were either twin souls(like an inverse of D) or as you said just some guy, likely a northman as they're descendants of giants, who was just a massive golden order simp
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>>484215901
Which ash? I legit don't know
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>>484215995
1-3 days
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>>484216107
Swift Strike
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>>484216114
-2 days!?
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>>484214374
I can see 166 working but 180 or higher is absolutely too high.
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>>484215727
>cookbook to craft scarlet rot arrows is easily accessible in caelid
oh boy oh boy oh BOY
pic unrelated
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>>484215302
Chicken wing with blood infusion will fuck him up good. Just respec into arcane for it.
Could also summon an ash. Mimic's honestly overkill at that point but it would make the bleed proc even easier.
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ATTENTION /erg/ this is my stepmother in law Queen Marika The Eternal. Say something nice about her.
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>>484215640
>reach abyssal woods
>huh this looks cool, can't use torrent either there must be something neat here
>shitloads of multilayered terrain and nooks requiring you to go over the same bits multiple times
>do this for about 1/3rd of the map and find absolutely fucking nothing of value
>now just sick of the area and run through it
>search up and see I missed nothing of value and there is just nothing there
This is such piss poor design it is baffling.
The whole DLC suffers from this issue to an extent too. If I go out of my way to look for items in an end game DLC and all I find for going along that ledge is one lordsworn bolt or a rope string then get fucked.
The most useful messages in the DLC are the dung ahead ones because it saves you wasting your time for absolute garbage.
Most of my time in the DLC was spent just running or riding around looking for and finding nothing.
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If I had a nickel for every picture of messmer in a jersey playing basketball from two different artists I've seen, I'd only have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice
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>>484215995
PLEASE FROM
GIVE HER SORCERY SCALING
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>>484216231
I just shot a fat load to her while staring at her cleavage
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>>484216231
Wait this is fucking adorable.
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>>484215719
>>484215790
Actually yes, being bitten just hard enough to leave a mark without causing real damage(while still threatening it) sounds pretty nice as well. Especially considering how big Messmer is compared to us, it really adds to the physical imbalance of the whole scene
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>>484215640
also the finger places
so fucking empty, i hated it
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>>484216246
And give us a Carian Knight Sword catalyst reskin while you're at it
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is Jolan a puppet too or just a normal person?
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>I don't understand what you just said
>"learn english"
>not an argument
please refrain from speaking to me again.

>they reused bosses in ds2 aswell
that isn't my problem with dark souls 3 and i'm not explaining myself twice
>who are you talking too?
some retard from yesterday

error I am banned for no reason again? lets find out.
had a memory as I woke up of being pushed down in the mud in a sports thing back when I was good at that and got cut from the sports thing even though teachers saw it, this world is cruel, may chaos take it. (dont argue, you did this to me)
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I just got to the piece of shit that is Sennessax. What a fucking awful fight. AWFUL. This is the single fucking worst fight I've ever seen. Who the fuck thought this was a fine idea for melee players? I feel nothing after beating him. CUNT.
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>>484215614
For sure Marika is absolutely seething that Radagon had true love & good kids, while her barbarian king ended up giving her omen babies & had to wear a lion just to act politely.
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>>484216353
>huge area
>mist so you can't see far
>fingers all breaking lines of sight where there could be things hidden
>have to search inch by inch
>absolutely nothing there
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>>484216284
>>484215790
Why are femcels like this?
I promise you every femcel that plays the game (actually plays it) will be cosplaying Rellana soon.
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>>484216442
what? what was the problem? I first tried it, just stay on horseback and slash at its legs with charge attacks
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Has anybody drawn out a perimeter on the map of where not to go if you don't want to break Miquella's charm?
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>>484216246
Man, a fully charged carian piercer with this thing literally does less damage than a regular poke, which in of itself deals really mediocre damage, it's just unreal how bad this thing is
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Honestly, why does Fromsoft even bother categorizing weapons? The movesets are so disconnected from the weapon type that the slot it "counts" as means nothing. One Longsword can be basically completely different from another
Theres so few weapons in some categories and so many in others that idk why you bother, itd probably be easier just for every weapon to just be its own thing and not lumping them rogether
Not that it hurts anything either it's just weird
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I feel like Messmer is the type of guy who would feel bad if he made a girl cry(because his mom raised him better than that!) but he would derive a guilty sort of entertainment from bullying a type B for losing to him so many times that she starts tearing up in frustration.
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>>484216442
He was cancer until I realised I could use torrent.
Then he was a joke.
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What do we think of this?
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>>484216442
Run up the hill and cheese him with a greatbow, it's what he deserves.
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if bloodflame blade better than blood grease if im not putting any points into faith? if it is, what talisman scales best with low faith?
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As far as bosses with 30 hit anime combos and perma hyper armor goes the only ones that feel especially aggravating are Rellana and Radahnquella, all of the other bosses are fine or obnoxious for a different reason (Gaius). Gameplay wise the emptiness of the map is a much bigger issue for me
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>>484216121
I should mention set them to Blood with around 45 ARC and the rest in DEX, and the relevant blood loss items.
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I want more transformations Fromsoft! Dragon is cool, two different dragons is even nicer. The Omen thing is pretty rad as well. You can do better though. I know covenants aren't a thing in ER but maybe whatever next they do each covenant can have a transformation
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>trying to beat mohg at 20 +3 to get to the DLC early so I can pick up some fun stuff
>think it'll be a breeze because I've done this before
>like 30 attempts
>final attempt I fuck up and completely run out of heals 50% of the way through phase 2, left with maybe 20 HP
>any tick of bloodflame would kill me
>absolutely lock in and somehow tickle him to death without getting hit by a single patch of bloodflame
why is it always the attempts that should fail that are doomed to succeed?
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>>484216502
do no go past these 2 points
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>>484215302
Phase 2 is definitely getting nerfed. Too many effects on screen to even see what’s going on, too aggressive, and can basically two shot you with max Scadutree buffs.

Anyhow, a lot of the phase 2 moves are the same attacks as phase 1 but they added on a bunch of flashy shit to mess with your dodging. So you need to relearn how to dodge all his attacks in phase 2 despite them looking the same. Also, the light after effects are designed to punish you for trying to roll away so you pretty much need to hug him the entire time. There’s also some attacks where you’ll for sure get chip damaged like that shadow clone attack.
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>>484214737
>Leda's
That's Dex though
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>>484216490
Rellana is a cheap Carian whore, stop bringing her up in this general
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>>484216420
Honestly i would even be fine if i could swap carian grandeur for carian sovereignty on it
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>>484216660
Thanks a bunch, anon.
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>>484216490
Like what?
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trying to make this "apply poison then use poison flower blooms twice for big damage" build work

it seems like the main issue is applying the poison in an efficient way. even if you put the new scarlet rot kick ash of war move on a poison weapon, it doesn't apply poison when using it. so either you need to use a poison weapon r1s to apply the poison (pretty awful) or switch over to a different weapon and use its ash of war to apply the poison (less awful). however i've not found a weapon/ash combo that does it quickly and safely. maybe some shit like a bow with poison arrows would do it but holy shit that is a pain to maintain as a build

>>484216580
>long charge, no poise and low range on ash of war
>low damage that is split to boot

its kinda ass
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>>484216618
The map is going to seriously hinder my desire to play through the DLC again on a new character. It was already dragging down my experience on the first play through.
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>>484216728
Only invade in the potion swamp, duh
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>>484216715
Did you not read the posts?
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>25% gameplay talk
>25% lore seethe
>25% coomer spam
>25% tranny lusting
irr/erg/ular general
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>>484216698
The existence of Carian Sovereignty just makes the it even more of a cruel joke, but I won't be satisfied until it actually functions as it's item description states.
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>>484216770
I'm asking what's wrong with it, how's it any worse than the Marika posts? At worst its the same
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>Tons of fun on Bleed ARC char
>Tons of fun on STR/FAI char
>Just stare at my INT char and sigh

What's the appeal? I'd probably just turn him into DEX/FAI at this point if my starting class wasn't so suboptimal. Seems like INT gameplay is still either gay boring comet spam from afar or Moonveil/Waifublade/Astel stars spam..
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>>484216660
It pisses me off that it takes nothing to break Miqs seal. Like, at least tie it to opening the doors for fucks sake
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>>484215614
>>484216448
>Marika straight up calls Radagon a dog as an insult in JP
I wonder if she was frustrated that Radagon got "weakened" by Rennala even though he's supposed to be her "other half" completely in harmony with her goals but keeps baulking and dragging his heels when it comes to going through with her plans.
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>>484216201
Why is 180 too high?
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>>484216808
Messmer is NOT a tranny
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>>484216728
The AR is the highest of all the katanas though. And it also looks pretty fucking cool.
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>>484216691
>Rellana is a cheap Carian whore, stop bringing her up in this general
No need to be jealous now. He's probably got enough sakes for two.
>>484216246
>comment on how bad this thing is
>get told "hurr durr versatility has a cost
I hate people.
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>>484216853
magic has always been boring in these games
the most fun magic build i played in ER was using only the magic melee spells
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>>484216898
Major spelling mistake
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>>484216835
Honestly it's not even that bad because at least we're not just reposting the same softcore porn models on repeat and Messmer is objectively a better character anyway
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>>484216835
Just be horny in peace anon that's what I do.
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gee it feels like my stamina is glitched or something how come I use up so much with golem fist R2 and its shitty ass projecti-

>45 stamina uncharged
>57 stamina charged
>FIFTY SEVEN STAMINA
>more stamina cost than a charged giant-crusher attack
>the only higher stamina usage 1h attack in the entire game is the roly poly throw on smithscript greathammer, and its higher than any 2h attack except fully charged giant crusher, pike, crozier, beast jaw (and thats it, even watchdogs staff charged r2 is only 55 stamina)

holy fucking shit the golem fist sucks donkey dick
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Dragon fights are objectively shit tier
Monster Hunter at least gives them breakable parts and staggers
I swear Fromsoft barely gives Dragonshits any fucking staggers, and the staggers in From games give you a crit - but if you're on the opposite end of a dragon have fun running to their head!
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How did a fucking invader spawn in here!? AIIEEE
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>you can skip straight to the gate of Castle Ensis from the Scadu Altus West Grace
Cool, but kinda pointless.
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>>484216835
Because Marika is for straight men.
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>GRRM teases Elden Ring TV/Film in his blog

Who would you cast?
>Inb4 Jenna Ortega as Ranni
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>>484216853
I started my old intelligence character again and wasn't having much fun, and I was confused why because like I loved it before, but then I remembered that I liked it because I pivoted to using spells and melee to just using melee
And it was my last larval tear
>>484216947
Disagree, I like Marika a lot, but agree on the creativity
>>484216972
No peace, only war
Also there's a difference between being horny and talking about erotic things
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>>484216691
Seething Femcel lmao
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>>484217082
So it's just a double standard then?
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>>484216608
anybody know? google gives inconclusive results
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>>484217028
good luck
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>>484216870
It's not that he is weakened. It's that he is achieving everything Marika wants through faith, love & understanding while all her viciousness gets her nothing. Marika wants to paint the world gold with her splendor, but it's just a thin veneer over her blackened rotting heart.
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>>484217143
Look at rhe health bar, I think the luck might not be good
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>>484217085
I suppose so. The end result is still the same imo. I just really love marika anon.
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>>484217084
Natalie Dormer as Marika
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>>484215309
>>484215614
>>484216870
This would work if not for the fact we know from Melina that Radagon was just a good boy for the Golden Order/GW (at the time it was the GW, now we know it was just Finger fuckery), and Marika knew it.
Marika didn't want to be reunited with him at all. It was done to control her.
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>>484217084
Ewan Mitchell as Messmer
Sydney Sweeney as Marika's Tits
Taika Waititi as Moore, but he's not allowed to go anywhere near the director's chair
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>>484217097
Cope, she gets literally zero mention until the devs just randomly drop her in to ruin things
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so where are those leaks and what were they supposed to be about? the tv show?
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>>484217084
Sydney Sweeny as Queen Marika
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DLC fashion is pretty great I must say. Post your new getups, lads.
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>>484217084
Jerma as Messmer
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>>484217141
Yes. Now fuck off.
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>elden ring "builds" regardless of main stat almost always just boil down to "lol press this ash of war bro this shit is insane lmao"

lame
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>>484216728
bro your venomous fang? your poison perfume? your poison hand?
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>>484217307
Kill yourself atleast I actually engage with discussion unlike you
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>>484217218
Doubtful. Radagon was needed for her plan to shatter the Elden Ring and she fused with him to that effect. Radagon was her dog and subordinate, she was free to do with him as she pleased. He had no power over her whatsoever. There's a reason Miriel insists that Radagon was ordered back by Marika's royal decree.
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>>484217028
Love when that happens.
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Canonically remember
Marika did nothing wrong ever
Godwyn fucked a dragon
Radahn is a battle autist
Miquella is a creep
Malenia is a fujo
Messmer sees with his snakes
Melina was made to die
The greater will is fromsoftware
Ranni is a femcel NEET
Rennala was cucked into insanity
Rellana is in love with her maybe nephew
Tanith got more lore in the dlc than the gloam eyed queen
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>>484217293
New?
I just equip new items for 30 seconds and oretend I might try out a new look before swapping back to what I always use
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>>484217084
Jack Black as Radahn
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Is it weird to me that Star-lined sword is a katana? I didn't really think it looked like one.
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reminder that ranni had her most trusted and devoted followers brutally and violently mutilated and murdered once they were of no use

worst girl by far
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>>484217367
MOOGED
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>>484217320
Deflecting hardtear, sharp uchigatana, dex build, altered ronin set, no hat, black ponytail
there's my build :^)
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>>484217367
>>484217213
This. All the other blonde bitches lack the smugness Queen Marika deserves.
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>>484217437
It's the grip guard thing ir whatever you call it. It's usually round like a small little coaster on katanas, the two long lines is like European swords. Idk why it's a katana
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>>484217084
I hope it falls through and nothing comes of it like his other planned shows he'd mention. I really don't want anything from this game as a show/film
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>>484217293
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Sydney Sweeney doesn't have an ass fat enough for Marika. You need a real PAWG for the role.
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>>484217293
I LOVE GOOOOOLD
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>>484217084
as Kale
I can see him pulling off the madness stuff real good (see cut content)
and needs someone from monty python as bhernal (weapon arts guy)
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>>484217465
>He doesn't want a hot girl to murder him brutally
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>>484217386
>Malenia is a fujo
Lies and slander. Malenia's mind controlled.
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>>484217540
We need an onlyfans blonde pawg whore then
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>>484217540
???
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>>484217218
Bullshit. Radagon didn't want to leave but Marika needed to consolidate power when she banished Godfrey. Having an unconquered rival with a strong dynasty versus her failing nation & sickly Golden Lineage would leave her vulnerable. She did what she always does, use people as blunt instruments. She yanked Radagon back to her to secure her rule. Radagon always did whatever she asked of him until she tried to destroy the Elden Ring, which is literally the lynching of reality in The Lands Between.
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>>484217549
Bury me with my money
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Wtf are the shadow niggas in the DLC?
Are they genocided hornsent? They don't have horns and many of them are in Messmer's castle
Are they random servants and soldiers? If yes why are they shadowy?
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>>484217540
>You need a real PAWG for the role.
americans and their obsession with butts is disgusting.
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>>484217294
still makes me laugh every time
>I am Malenia, blade of miquella-
>I am Jerma, sword of egwa-AHHHSHIT
and then this happened
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XF1mSl3sR9Q
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>>484217465
Only adula. Selivus was never trusted, blaidd was programmed to go mad if ranni properly betrayed the fingers, he and everyone else knew it, by the end the black knives weren't on ranni's side and she imprisoned one of their leaders, iji was killed by them. Adula however has literally ZERO justification for why ranni let em die. NONE seriously I would like a rannifag to try to explain why she let adula die.
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>>484217653
They sent their horns they're gone
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Does the furnace golem before the Shadow Keep drop anything good? Fighting that thing is really, really unfun.
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>get summoned for radahn
>host summons another guy
>the other guy almost immediately eats shit
>im trying to fight the boss
>cant see shit because the host is doing nothing but sitting back spamming that thorn spell that covers everything up
>radahn eventually switches the host and instantly bodies him
Man these hosts are fucking sad
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>>484217617
Anon we know for a fact Radagon was a GO stooge. Why do you think he's the one that fights us? And we have the literal words of Marika to him about it.
You're cooking up some schizo shit to try and make Marika seem worse. Which is seemingly what all discourse around Marika amounts to. The DLC has mind broken anti-Marika shitters.
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>>484217293
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>>484217143
nah he fucked me up I was trying out weapons I wasn't familiar with so I got fucking obliterated.
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>>484217680
why'd the black knifes betray ranni?
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Marika's Tits are more important to the lore than her phat ass
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>>484217712
They all drop crystal tears.
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>>484217468
i wish girls were real
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>>484217713
I got summoned twice by the same person trying to fight that knight with the repeating crossbow, who both times she would drink a flask (the infinite FP i assume), walk into the arena, start casting azura's comet and then instantly die because they qere facetanking all of the bolts in a row.
Twice.
They did not learn.
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>>484217763
Sorry what was that? I didn't hear you I was kind of distracted...
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>>484217680
>Adula
>Glintstone Dr*ke
Nothing of value was lost
Bayle's spawn deserve no pity and no mercy
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>>484217465
ive been trying to explain this for a while now but simps gunna simp
>>484217680
can someone explain how "yes, I was responsible for the night of the black knives" and yet she is NOT in charge of the black knife assassins
i've tried before and you end up at Marika did the night of the black knives (since they're numen, and also Melina is one of them? her moveset retards) which makes no sense like she made herself cause the shattering, doesn't make sense.
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>>484217549
is that the bird guy armor? looks dope as hell, I need to farm this for my paladin
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>that ending-recovery on Bayle's Tyranny incantation
i didn't wanna live after casting it anyway
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>>484217465
Nope. The Black Knives as agents of Marika were looking for Ranni for a long time. But pursuing her goals eventually brought them out of hiding. Her followers knew the risks
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Elden ring but it's a porn game.

Rune of abundance: increase fluid production. Increase femboy affinity
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>>484217763
what does shaman milk taste like?
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>You can remove Messmer's scalp from the helm
>You are still stuck with Godfrey's/Malenia's scalp in their helms

I am mad as shit
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>>484216728
Is this build meant for PVE or PVP?
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>>484217853
>is that the bird guy armor?
Yep, I like it a lot
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>>484217307
Oh yeah you're so right this is so much better
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>>484217847
She hired them. They're from the eternal cities. We see their leader, it's not ranni. She likely promised them something she never gave them/let them do. They're described as hired assassins ingame. Miquella uses them to guard the haligtree puzzle too
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>>484217891
The rot glued it to her helmet, and it would be rude to cut Godfrey's sexy majestic mane
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yeah i
>co-op
>mimic
>greatshield
>anvil hammer
>lvl250
>maximum scat boost
and im lovin it

if fromsoft wants to turn my favorite dungeon crawler series into a wannabe dmc spazfest meme fiesta im gonna return the bullshit in kind
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>>484217863
Should have chosen the actual good incantation
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>>484217712
Never mind, I just beat it.
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>>484217084
Idris Elba as the Tarnished
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>>484217823
lol, you have to travel sideways to dodge that and its real simple to do, talk about darwin award.
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>>484217956
Nice
You didn't beat the game,
You beat fromsoft
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>>484217823
Whenever I put my summon down for these fights, as like with malenia I am just reminded by the staggering amount of people who refuse to learn the game.
People cry if you point out that summoning is for people who are bad at the game but it really is. I never get summoned by anyone who is competent.
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>>484216890
moonveil outscales it eventually, though its AR is not that bad in a vacuum. what makes it bad is that it's a 80-20 split and you're stuck with magic. a lot of that damage is just going to go into flat defenses. at least, that's what has to be going on because it feels like i'm hitting people with a foam bat when i use the thing.

it's weird that the claws of night hit like a truck even though it's in the same "family" with the guard penetration shit, AND it has a great ash of war, AND you can poke people with the throwable heavies. it's weird. i hope the sword gets buffed to that level, even if they do some weird shit like make its ash of war cost twice as much FP or something

>>484217321
used all 3 of those but i think they're all too shitty against DLC bosses at least. it takes too long to apply poison and you will probably get hit a lot because of the weak movesets those weapons have. i've had the most success using some weapon based ash of war or a ranged weapon to apply poison

>>484217898
PVE mostly, the kick doesn't work so well in PVP because it's telegraphed and it removes the rot/poison on someone who is rolling and deal 0 damage. though, if it does land, it will probably one-shot them
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>>484217863
>>484217962
It sucks that these are the only 2 incantations without a faith requirement. I wanna use the scythe you get from ansbach for invasions but having to dip points into faith when it has no faith scaling at all its so lame.
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>>484217763
Her tits are canonically not that big. We see them in the shadow of erdtree trailer. Their size matches the model of her damaged body, and her statues ingame. Note that ALL of her dlc statues have fat asses every last one. Her ass matters more it's also what she used to shatter the elden ring she sat on it.
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>>484217712
Personally I am a big fan of aggroing that Furnace Golem and running circles around him while he kills the entire encampment with fire stomps
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>>484218020
>it takes too long to apply poison
are you just not levelling ARC?
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>>484217721
Marika has never done anything right.
She uses people like tools & drops them when she doesn't need them anymore.
She's eternally butthurt from her past.
The GW/GO isn't a bad thing
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>>484217293
I'm just currently wearing the Rakshasa set. I think it looks incredible.

Before that I was wearing a mix of Old Radahn and the Death Knight stuff. You need to be kinda thin to make old Radahn look good though imo.
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>>484218024
25 faith for buffs and dragon communion is comfy
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>>484217956
Why do you fags have such spite towards what's actually suppose to be the point of this game?
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The only good thing about Charo's Grave is that it's the only zone in the entire game where a holy build is strong
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>same host on radahn three times in a row
>keeps trying to hit him in the back while I have aggro
>keeps getting bodied instantly
>1300 max HP
lmao
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>>484218020
Just give it an A scaling and call it a day honestly. If it's only going to have one scaling you might as well make it good. Which is a shame because it reminds me a little bit of frayed blade in the way that it looks but its pretty underwhelming.
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>>484217608
Sydney Sweeney is today's Hollywood thot that would do Marika's tits justice.
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>>484216853

I didn't use Comet at all and had the frost perfume as my main weapon. Was pretty fun although the DLC didn't give much to sorcerers. The Sorcery Sword + Main Gauche would be sick as hell if only the Sorcery Sword had spell scaling. I'm praying to whatever higher power is out there that they buff the shit out of it soon.
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>>484218069
80 ARC yeah

what i mean by "taking too long" i mean literally more than like 5-10 seconds because any more than that and the strat is going to be dealing considerably less damage than spamming lions claw with an occult great katana
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>>484218096
cheesing to the max and abusing the game mechanics to beat the disgusting boss encounters IS the point of the game
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some of the lore items in the dlc are really lazy and disappointing. the entire mystery of the origin of the two fingers, their relation with the finger creepers, and the greater will is explained in two or three sentences across two items in very plain language.
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>>484217939
hm, im still not sold but its at least a thread to look into. I feel like I recall the darkness related spell descriptions saying they work directly for GW to you know assassinate threats to the golden order. which would have lead to them ganking the fuck out of Ranni instead which didn't happen, she offed herself cause she didn't want to become the next "god" for "that thing" and I think the joke there is she didn't want to become a puppet so she chuckied herself.
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I'm about finished the DLC (tbf haven't fought the last boss yet).
I've still never beaten the last couple bosses in the base game though. I didn't get stuck, I just didn't finish it.
What are the chances of me feeling like the base game bosses are really easy when I go back after finishing the DLC?
Like, how do godfrey, and radagon compare to the bosses in the DLC?
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So I'm trying to help my murder wife murder Ansbach but their signs aren't showing up, Ansbach is just sitting around thinking about Mohg. From what I understand I should be able to invade right now but the signs don't show up. Do I need to kill Messmer or what?
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>>484218096
Because the "point of this game" exposes their weaknesses as a player and makes them seethe, so actively avoiding these facts while still "beating" the game brings them a sense of joy.
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>>484212717
>70h non stop
i kneel, nigger man
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I think the cheese should be more about stacking talismans for weird combinations, I wish fromsoft would add more stuff like thay
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>>484217847
Ranni imprisoned their leader in an Evergaol on the Moonlit Altar after Night of Black Knives. Not gonna get into the Marika stuff, because you type like a retard.
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>>484218034
>She sat on Elden Ring with her fat numen ass
Based
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>>484218268
Literally every single one of these 3d marika models makes me go completely feral.
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>>484218331
Why? It's ugly as hell and gross
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Why are people so quick to assume the Greater Will never interacted with the fingers or the world? It nuked the eternal city, and fingers used to be much more lively and in contact with it in the past. It feels like it just left or shifted its attention elsewhere.

We know the Mother of fingers didnt get new instructions and seemed busted, the fingers seem to have had contact at some point but now the instructions are outdated.

Goldmask kinda patches shit up so it runs without needing to trust someones interpretations or trusting a God to not fuck shit up.
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>>484217962
eh whats the point its just dragonmaw sidegrade
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>>484217320
That's a lot of games desu, back when I used to play Path of Exile every top season build was basically just finding out how to optimally spam your classes most broken ability
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>>484218252
yes I struggle to articulate myself thanks, fuck off then, ill figure it out myself.
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>>484218135
SYDNEY MY QUEEN
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>>484218252
Don't waste your time.

Marika monkeys will use any justification to protect their queen & any flaw in their headcannon is erased by the magical power of the GW to control her or whatever despite there being zero evidence of that happening
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Have any Youtubers made a "characters without their helmets" video for the DLC yet? I wanna see
>Thollier
>Ansbach
>Rellana
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>>484217680
Adula wanted to test (You)r strength to see if (You) could properly accompany Ranni on her voyage. He knew that he couldn't come with us on it, and, as we learned in the DLC, dragons/drakes are all about might makes right.
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>>484218353
>Goldmask kinda patches shit up so it runs without needing to trust someones interpretations or trusting a God to not fuck shit up.
I mean like that's assuming that the Golden Order is entirely thw Greater Will's plan. For all we know the Golden Order could've been the first stage of some larger sublimation process, and like Goldmask's thing could be the equivalent of locking the world into the tutorial phase because it's what the game designers "wanted" you to do
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>summoning another co-operator
As soon as I see this message I know that the boss run is lost.
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>>484218403
im more upset that magic just feels so thoroughly boring even with significant investment

even if you wanna do some goober shit like heal with a co-op build so much of the game is harsh oneshots that most healspells are shitty, and most offensive spells are either legitimately melee swings which cost FP or boring missile spam.
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>>484218187
Have you triend a Poison Bloodfiend's Arm?
The uncharged R2 is probably enough to poison most enemies in the game instantly.

Otherwise I'd recommend the Rotten Gladiator weapons.
Dual wielding two poison rotten hammers will build up a ton of poison and rot so you get to apply both status at once.
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>>484218465
zullie the witch
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>>484218331
>Literally every single one of these 3d marika models makes me go completely feral.
Good
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According to dlc the Greater Will abandoned Earth a long time ago but the Nox were banished underground by the Greater Will himself. Plothole?
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>>484218076
First off, we know now that the Great Will is no longer directing the Fingers and thus has no influence on the Golden Order, and likely never did.
Secondly, we know Marika feels because otherwise she wouldn't have left the minor Erdtree at her village in a completely pointless act of emotion, nor declared the hornsent genocide in the first place. She did all these things after she became a goddess either, so you can't even argue she left behind what gave her the ability to feel.
Thirdly, we have various indications of this in the game itself. She guides us along not just to her plan but also in Ranni's. She doesn't guide us to Messmer despite guiding us afterwards to Romina and Enir-Elim. She shattered the ring after Godwyn died.
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>>484218187
Occult Venomous fang will apply poison in 2-3 R1s
if you can't DPS with that you're doing something wrong
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>>484218508
What is thay?
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>>484218403
fuck that game, from have such a better approach to balancing a game than GGG
PoE is a pure PvE game and the second someone finds an actually creative PvE build that does something neat by combining game mechanics (you know, emergent gameplay) GGG would turn around and nuke it out of existence and make shit literally not work anymore, like frost wall + kinetic blast or ghost vacuuming or stacking % slow
From meanwhile has the harder challenge of keeping a game balanced for both PvE and PvP and they micromanage the latter with PvP-only buffs/nerfs and then even when they nerf something in PvE they're only doing it slightly, not just removing shit from the game unless it was an unintended glitch, and most of the time they just let us keep the glitches as long as they are gamebreaking
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>>484218460
not what I said, I said black knives are numen like marika and thats it.
i've never even done the fracture ending let alone "am a marika simp" im not a ranni simp either.
discussing lore here is impossible.
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>>484218541
Jesus christ please post more anon
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>>484218541
AWOOOOOOOOOOOGA
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>>484218427
Don't hurt yourself, but start with why Marika banished all the Tarnished to begin with while charging them to one day return and wage war for the Elden Ring.

>>484218460
I personally believe her and Ranni were collaborators, but we don't actually know enough to conclusively say one way or the other.
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>>484218508
Based. I miss it too. But mostly I miss the Executioner Sword. And no, the Arcane variation isn't the same. It doesn't have the FP on kill. It does split damage instead of blunt. And has shit damage and scaling outside of it's weapon art.
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>>484218209
the only remotely comparable bosses are malenia and maliketh phase 2. maliketh doesn't have a lot of health though so its easy to get through his phase 2. malenia is the only boss with the same level of bullshit as the dlc bosses and i don't know if anything in the dlc actually compares to how retarded and flat out broken waterfowl dance is. mohg is geting close but even the dancing lion thing outclasses him. also, the runes you get from the dlc probably made you overlevelled for base game. my 100% playthrough of basegame ended at level 160 but my dlc character is already at 182 and i haven't even beat the dlc yet and i entered the dlc at level 110.
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The Elden Ring TV show will be about Melina and will prominently feature her bullying Messmer
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So what's the lore on the goofy glowing worm niggas
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>>484215885
I still don't understand how it works. There are times that Marika and Radagon appear to be two distinct entities existing at the same time. As if Marika could split up herself
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so which hecking cute and valid actor will be cast as Miquella
they have to be hot enough to fap to despite being a guy. do your thing jewlywood

>>484218637
after godfrey beat anything and everything that was a challenge to him he "lost his grace" so she stopped guiding him so it was all part of her 4d chess. yeah? she is a god after all.
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>>484218562
Lol. What makes you think it's Marika controlling the grace?
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>>484218465
Rellana has a bespoke model, she doesn't have a modelled face
For others refer to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3YAIq-gNYo
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Miquella and Malenia is dead now Messmer and Melina is the new hotness
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>Solitude set reaches 128 poise with bullgoat Talisman.
>That means every time I swing a colossal I'm back at 101 poise and can tank a medium hit.
>Armor looks way better than all the other sets that can do this.
I see now why pure STR didn't get any new colossals in this DLC. This armor set is what they made for us colossalfags.
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>>484218470
But before we came to marry her she wanted to go alone. Why would he think we'd come with her.
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>>484218770
>wasting talisman slot on bullgoat talisman
state
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>>484217320
well to be fair you can do builds where your ash of war is just a weapon buff you press to buff your r1 to ash of war levels :^)

but i do agree that them making ashes of war so mana reliant (and mana efficient) was pretty stupid in hindsight, it just makes all endgame builds rely heavily on them. probably would've been better if the ashes were a choice between passive buffs (sekiro block, faster attacks but less damage, extra chargeable heavies), new moves that you can use forever for no mana cost (parries, mobility moves, etc.) or big spells that you only get like 3 to 10 of (like the retarded "i win" projectiles and what have you)
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>>484218586
She ordered the death of Godwyn & set Radagon's kids to kill themselves fighting over rulership of a broken world.
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>>484218568
Astora GS from DS3. Ultra greatsword as big as the zwei that's lighter than a claymore. Balanced STR/DEX requirements and was good for quality, but with a sharp infusion it actually got S scaling for DEX which is nuts for an UGS. Also looked baller as fuck. I miss it every single day.
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>>484218541
SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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So will From do the Witcher TV show thing and just add some halfassed free armors or will they do a SOTFS and put in a new boss fight with some gear for free or something? Have to remember that From owns the IP so they are not beholden to Namco for anything anymore
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>>484218802
Bullgoatse is literally more important than armor when using big weapons.
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>>484218802
What would you use then anon, since you're so smart and I am but a fool.
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>>484218798
It's a pretty good weapon
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>>484218524
just tested it
80 arcane build, bloodfiend arm +20 at castle front, says 230 poison buildup without any buffs
1 r2 was enough to poison soldiers, dogs and knights, and it took 2x hits (r2 + anything) for perfumers but I think they are especially resistant
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oh yeah I learned something I didn't know that should be obvious if you think about it
you can buff Torrent. cast regen or barriers while riding and you can buff Torrent

>>484218816
I said that too if you go with "aren't the black knives marikas assassins" you end up at marika caused the shattering by killing her own kids which upset her, which doesn't make fucking sense.
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Sydney Sweeney looks too dopey to play Queen Marika.
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>>484218762
>Moonrithyll looks 1:1 like me even down to the dead and broken facial expression
Wtf
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good gazing finger build?
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>>484218721
Why did she tell them to come back then? Almost like she knew the Shattering was going to happen well in advance or something.
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>>484218842
What?
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>get summoned for radahn
>trying to fight the boss in melee
>the second summon called miquella is spamming light spells
>get to phase 2
>only one trying to fight the boss in melee
>now have to deal with the bosses SFX spam but also the dumbfuck phantom spamming spells on him too
>literally can't see anything
I'm so glad the other phantom got bodied before me. Took so much damage because I actually couldn't see shit because of the stupid fuck spamming AoE spells on him
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>>484218798
invisible projectile is nice
not practical, but funny
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Would you queen marika's feet?
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>>484218934
well considering even I can do it (no really, and see the cia stargate declassified files if remote viewing and stuff is still magic to you), premonition.
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>>484218779
He could smell the engagement ring, and he wanted to give us a neat Carian GS sidegrade as a wedding present.
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>>484218986
Yes please. More feet my queen.
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Test
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>>484218847
you're shit at the game
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>>484218986
yesyesyesyesyesyesyes
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>>484218934
She likely planned a rebellion that wasn't the shattering likely something discreet
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>>484218842
this isn't fallout 76 they're not going to add tv show bonus stuff to the game even IF the rumors of a tv show are true.
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why can't i go back to ng0 after visiting ng+? like swap between playthroughs? too hard to program for FROM?
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I hope someone makes a Treasure Chest mod for the DLC already.
There was one for the base game and it made it 800% less empty and more fun.

All it did was put enemy-only drops onto corpses and worthless chests around the map.
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>>484218986
Sauce I am begging you.
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The new Cerulean Dew Talisman honestly makes magic worth it in endgame PvE. Fights go on so long you can regen a pretty decent amount of mana.
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>>484218738
something I wondered as well, considering it points at (You) during the penultimate bossfight in the main game
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>>484218986
I'm still not over that dream I had where marika and human body ranni rubbed their feet all over me calling me their beloved consort.
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If metyr orchastrated most happening ms then what was elden beasts deal? What does it want? It came some time after metyr so what did it want?
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Maiden Catherine you did not beat the game.
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>>484212715
If you haven't noticed. He tends to abandon things when they don't work out as intended. It would be no different with him becoming a God. He'd probably want to be free of that as well and pull a Marika at some point.
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>>484218885
She could have killed Godwyn for any number of reasons so take your pick.

>She treats everyone like a tool. So she killed him to further her goal of shattering the ring, & sticking it to the GreaterWill/Fingers. Maybe because it gave her an excuse or maybe because she didn't want a clear heir to the Elden Ring that the other siblings would kneel to.
>She thought his success could one day rival her own & killed him so he could never have the option to betray her.
>He was another kid with the powers of Death & Marika feared Death more than anything.
>He fucked a dragon & she didn't like that
>She was too far gone in her psycho madness. Plenty of moms snap & kill their kids, Marika is just another Casey Anthony
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>>484219171
Messmer-sama... please forgive this lowly Tarnished sow for dirtying the very air you breathe with her presence...
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>>484218770
>This armor set is what they made for us colossalfags.
They made the Chicken Wing so that Colossals could outbleed any other bleed setup with slow heavy attacks.
They made the Obsidian Sword so that Colossal Swords could outpoke even Piercing Fang Nagakibas.
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I kinda wish you footfags had your own containment feet internet
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>>484219241
Marika doesn't care who wins as long as someone actually wins and defeats the elden beast.
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>>484219096
There's nothing discreet about calling a tribe of battle-hardened warriors to return from exile and wage war for the throne.
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>no tweets anywhere about an upcomming patch
based, thats atleast 1 more month of anally raping pvers with swift slash
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>>484218770
>I see now why pure STR didn't get any new colossals in this DLC.
Nigga fire knight’s greatsword gets absolutely retarded levels of AR with fire which scales to strength. Granted FKGS seems to just be the ultimate weapon for any build that isn’t a caster but I digress.
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Skibidi fragments give a % increase, right? So presumably people doing RL1 style runs wouldn't have much of an impact if they leveled skibidi or not?
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>>484219241
It's just the Elden Ring homing in on itself. Scattered flakes of Grace guiding you to the runes so you'll put them all together & fix the Ring. It just wants to be whole, nothing more than that. Those that loose sight of grace are those who aren't driven to gather them
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>slime drops from ceiling and lands on my character in a grab attack
>instantly aroused
what did my body mean by this
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>>484219236
Lol the average bossfight lasts maybe 2 minutes
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>>484218885
>In Marika's own words. Hear me, Demigods. My children beloved. Make of thyselves that which ye desire. Be it a Lord. Be it a God. But should ye fail to become aught at all, ye will be forsaken. Amounting only to sacrifices...
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>doing co-op
>person is barely exploring
>try to get them to specific items
>they obviously have no clue what I'm doing
>finally bring them to items
>they cheer emote and we go on
>again they barely explore fucking anything
>just ignore it this time
>they miss shit tonnes
>get to the boss
>host gets one-shot
>quick check fragments
>0
How the fuck do these people even enjoy playing this game? Why play a fucking adventure game if you're not going to explore and experiment.
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>>484219536
easy anticheat crashed
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>>484218738
Marika herself says she controls the Grace you feckless goon.
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>>484219536
You know what you did
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>>484219489
The 100% damage increase on max skibidi is impactful
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I like to get summoned for radahn and laugh at all the hosts still struggling
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>>484219171
Treasure Chest mod?
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>>484219382
I wish us regular, mentally healthy individuals had our own internet too
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>>484219536
Elden ring itself is telling you you didn't really beat the game.
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>>484219331
>He fucked a dragon & she didn't like that
its this one isn't it...I read death lightning descript yesterday looking at yellow lightning / dragon cult spells to see if I could get away with it counting as "holy" (no, not really)
there is even further reason beyond a joke here, she fucking hates imperfect beings that have anything to do with the crucible, despite being holy or even predating gold as holy I bet she doesn't like dragons. and consider the giant dead one in the capital too, i'm guessing godwyn didn't do that.
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>>484219536
It's a recurring bug. It was even mentioned on FROMs twitter. The "fix" is to Verify Integrity of game files. It's happening to almost everyone apparently.
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>>484219573
Restart fixed it. Easy anti-cheat is such a useless turd.
>>484219585
I helped a host kill radahn, truly this is the games way of telling me that summoning is cheating.
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>exploration in SotE be like
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>>484219579
Because Marika won't totally lie to a hieve a goal...

Grace is part of the Elden Ring & the Elden Ring wants to be whole
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>>484219536
Banned forever and ever and ever and ever and ever
Just restart thw game, it's a bug
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>>484219676
I verified my files twice and i'm still getting it :(
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They really should have given us a 5th talisman slot in the dlc. Two-Headed Turtle and Blessed Blue Dew are so good that they end up taking up half the talisman slots of every build
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So, i'm finally in the DLC and ... the initial show is very WOW, but the first map is a bit boring and empty.
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>>484219683
dung ahead
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>>484219714
Same, but that's the only "fix" FROM mentioned. They know about it and apparently have no idea how to fix it.
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>Midra has no cock
What are the lore implications of this
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>>484219653
Exactly. Godwyn himself is the "anti-Crucible" while the Crucible is a melding & blending of Life. Godwyn melds Death/Living In Death
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>>484218523
>even if you wanna do some goober shit like heal with a co-op build
wow the combat system based around aggressive close range fighting in melee doesnt let you be a little faggot and blow other men to keep them topped up

what a design flaw!
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I'm in the darklight catacombs and I'm stumped by whatever the gimmick is. I can't figure out what made that platform come down and how to make it go up again.
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How do you fight the furnace golems with armored legs? They have way too much HP to be fought with ranged attacks effectively.
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>>484218986
I'd cover it with my cum and mark it as mine.
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>>484219638
Bully!
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>>484212942
>ones milady but heavily dex based
Heavy Milady is entirely competitive with Keen.
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>>484219978
You need to throw flame pots into their basket

I know it makes perfect sense
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>>484219976
proximity activated and nothing more
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>>484219976
It's the (dark)LIGHTS you stupid nigger.
Also don't kill the cannon guy while the platform is still up.
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>>484219703
If the ER/EB was controlling the graces then why would it
1. Not guide us towards Messmer but guide us after
2. Guide us towards Ranni when her entire plan is to upend the entire damn thing
3. Guide us AT ALL if the ultimate plan is to burn the Erdtree and kill the EB
It's fucking Marika.
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Apparently I killed Leda's quest by going into shadow keep and fighting the retarded hedhehog hippo?
How in the name of FUCK are you supposed to divine that you shouldn't advance into that area or it breaks a fucking quest? When will this fucking retarded hack Miyazaki learn how to design a questline?
Jesus CHRIST this guy is a cunt
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>>484220097
I just shot him from 50 miles away so I guess that explains it.
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>>484212783
he next souls game should have sidegrade armors like bloodborne. let me fucking fashion you bitches
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>>484220091
What? Is this from a note you buy or something?
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>>484220097
He drops ghost flower meaning just kill it
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>>484220091
That actually makes sense given their design and ingame tips
BUT THEY ARE IMMUNE TO POTS WHILE COLLAPSED FUCK YOU FROM FUCK YOU
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Anyone have a good build for Hornsents weapon
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>>484220183
>>484220154
If you kill him while the platform is still up the loot stays up as well and you get bricked
I like I did
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So now that we know the Moon is just a celestial body, and also part of the Greater Will, does that invalidate Rannis ending?
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>>484220275
no because the dlc lore is noncanon
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>>484220274
what is the loot?
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>>484219748
The DLC starts at an 11/10 and falls to a 4 by the end
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imagine playing this game on PC and not using mods
>no sharpening filter
>no chromatic aberration
>no vignette
>non centered camera
>no stupid green and blue washed luts
>no fps limit
>no intro logos
>DLAA
>cinematic look with reshade
>better lod
>and no stupid anti cheat ruining the game experience

all these together makes the game look like next gen

the new locations are messmerizing
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>>484220171
theres a note you find after the second one you find saying which exact jar activiates them, you then find the recipe to craft it
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>>484220114
Where do you assume the grace is pointing after the Divine Beast Fight?
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Radahn reminded me of a modern interpretation of Gwyn - you either learned to parry or you are in trouble
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>>484220275
Truth is...the game was rigged from the start.
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>>484212634
Bear Chad here, they're even amazing in pvp
the multihut easily staggers the bulkiest of armor, and I can attest to this as I killed a bullgoats-whitemask-double Nagi user with just three swipes
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>hews__'s miquella porn got 15k and 10k likes
We are so fucking back.
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>renamed my character to "fragment check"
>put sign down for bosses
>open status screen as soon as i'm summoned to check host's blessing count
>if it's shit, i throw a poop pot at them and sever
>if it's fine, i jump for joy and fight the boss with them
I really hate how the DLC's progression system drags you down to the host's level of retardation
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>>484220142
My wife
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>>484220316
Just a great ghost glovewort.
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>>484220341
Which is the second one? I guess I missed the note.
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>>484220316
Max level summon upgrade material,it's not a big loss but It's a loss nonetheless.
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What does this DLC signify for the lore of aliens and outer forces and lifeforms
Don't give the faintest shit about miquella, just wanna know about aliums
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>>484220405
What is this image in reference to?
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Reckon the ancestral followers are just devolved hornsent?
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>>484212942
>but heavily dex based
I slapped quality on it and I do 1.5x damage than keen or strength
CAP: MADH
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>>484212634
Yeah, I tried them out on my STR character and thought
>wtf why did people say these are bad
but ultimately went back to weapons whose movesets I enjoyed more. They're good, especially the unique skill.
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So why are all the Statues of Marika in the Shadowlands beheaded?
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>>484217680
seulvis was pidia's puppet anyway
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Anyone else still come up with dumb LARPy stories for their tarnished? Decided to change up my simple beastman build and larp as a banished knight that got cursed by a pissed off witch beauty and the beast style. Please tell me I’m not alone in my autism.
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How do you reach this conclusion, what's the thought process?
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Messmer is NOT Radagon's child.
It doesn't end with A
It doesn't have Ls in his name
He's older than Radahn
I'm not sure if he's Godfrey's kid, but he's NOT Radagon's child
>But muh red hair
Radagon has red hair because he got cursed by the fell god. Guess what, Messmer is literally CURSED with flame as well.
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>>484220627
Because the Hornsent hate her and she abandoned Messmer and his crusade to wage endless war.
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>>484218085
if you go to 27 you get the second tier of element defense ones for 60% res instead of 35%. and crucishit spells.
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>>484214002
Someone mentioned a few threads back that if you frenzy into r1 + ash, it true combos I guess
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>>484220657
the same people who claim ranni is literally hitler
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RADAHN WONT STAND A CHANCE WHEN I PULL OUT MY ULTIMATE WEAPON!!!
THE OMEGALUL KEK-MASTER 3000!!!!!
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>>484220794
Does that really matter in pvp though?
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>Putrescent Knight rides out from St. Trina's room to meet you once you fall down to the purple garden
What was he doing to her in there the entire time before we show up to fight him?
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>The dragon communion was made for the sole purpose of killing dr*kes
Holy based placiduSEX
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>>484218921
i think the skill damage is magic so int? is kind of like int sacred relic sword
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>>484220702
He's of the Butterfly Dynasty (every name starts with M). He is 100% the son of Radagon & he might even be where Rykard (no Ls, doesn't end with an A, not sure why you think that, L's & A's dont matter) got the idea for merging with the serpent
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>>484220479
I also made a habit of checking people’s skibidis when I spawn in at this point. Had one guy summon me for the Leda gank fight with a grand total of three fragments and it was a fucking nutbuster of a slog made worse by the fact that host death doesn’t disconnect you from their world. At that point I’d have preferred they had none at all. Three just tells me they tried to get the damn things and gave up.
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More feet posting.
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>>484220492
the note is in the little pile of rubble to the right of the castle front entrance, there are enemies and a deactivated furnace golem and some furnace face items
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>>484220936
wait, is that why I keep dropping my runes over there when I get summoned??
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>>484220656
kinda, I just had a regular Carian knight with the DMGS, but I got super into the finger spells, so I went for this idea of carian knight that discovered and then got super into magic he shouldn't have
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Any datamine on the dlc bosses resistances?
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>>484220865
Having a cup of tea and a lovely chat that you interrupted. Trina’s quite the sparkling conversationalist if you can imbibe the nectar without dying.
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>>484220863
a bit but nothing in the quote chain was talking about pvp, so i don't know why you're talking about that
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Is Morgott and Mohg the children of Radagon as well then? Their names start with M as well, I'm not buying it
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>>484220656
Golden order inquisitor that may or may not have albinauric descent (since I honestly don't know if that's even possible) that ends up going int once the Ranni consort thing happens.
Really lends itself to Rellana's twinblades since they work off both.
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>>484221036
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the end was truly disappointing
werent there supposed to be alternative endings and such?
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>>484212561
tell me again a reason why Ranni shouldn't die here other than "I'm Miyazaki's waifu and I get plot armor"
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>>484215548
Is there an armor set for the necromancers/undead sorcerors? The death knight set isn't massive-ominous-blackplatedude enough for my tastes.
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>>484220656
I've made a tarnished whose incredibly into death birds, and now with the addition of grave bird set I can REALLY get into it
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>>484221016
Yea it’s weird. Host death just brings you back to the sign alongside them and the game treats the entire ordeal as a duel/invasion so you gotta get your runes back from where you fell.
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Bros, I want the sword, but I don't want to be mean to her...
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>>484220970
cute meli meli toes
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>>484221179
>alternative endings
people cope saying that it's the npc fight in the end, even though miyazaki also said the veil would be lifted and nothing happened
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>>484221168
>Radahn doesn't have nigh inmunity to holy
color me surprised
Also Rellana having 0 lighting res and being put in a pond of water (in an area prone to rain) is just cruel.
Thanks anon.
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>>484220656
My first tarnished was a vagabond knight who investigated the night of the black knives, and upon learning the truth ended up being a carian knight a ranni simp if you will
My second knight is a fullblown dr*ke killer
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>>484219329
It is not normal to abandon things when they don't work?
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level 155, am i too high for invasions? even putting down my summon sign isnt getting me summoned.
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>>484221230
Save game, make sure save sync is off
get sword, drop it for friend to hold, reload that save, then get her ashes
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>>484221230
Get the sword, then honor her by using it to sacrifice at least a hundred horniggers in her name.
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>>484221286
>My second knight is a fullblown dr*ke killer
Based, he better have bro’d it up with Igon during the Bayle fight.
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>>484220656
My Tarnished is

>a Carian Knight who fought wars overseas for a long time dreaming of returning to the Lakes only to find them in ruins, but dedicated himself to the last Carian princess (& wife's her)

>a dragon communion atavist who looks to gain as much power as he can, eventually seeking communion with the three fingers & burning the world down

>a warrior just trying to do his duty
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>divine beast is "armored/fur" so it's weak to pierce, fire, bleed, rot
huh

everything else is basically self-explanatory if you just look at them i.e. messmer is wearing cloth so he's slash weak, he's cursed so holy weak, he's messmerfire so frost weak. though some like fire giant are frost/rot strong because of fire so it's not completely consistent.
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I made a crucible knight cosplay character a bit before the DLC, you have no fucking idea how happy I was when I saw they added a bunch of crucible aspect incantations, and even added some extra Crucible Knight Lore. They have to be my favourite version of all red eye knight/Black Knight equivalent in from games
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>>484221237
Have some more anon.
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>>484219331
>>484219653
>>484219857
>marika killed her son for racemixing
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>>484221269
i mean that one was pretty obvious, metal armor is weak to pierce and lightning and all the carian knights in the game share basically the same defense profile
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I'm new to souls games. I just beat Margit, and thought I'd stay a while in Limgrave and farm to be prepared for next bosses, so I've gone through the whole Limgrave bosses section on wiki, and there's not a single boss whose items I'd want. None of it is interesting or useful. I need some better armor, weapon and incantations for Confessor build. I currently just have fireball that I bought.
Wheeeeere is the good stuff??
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>>484221136
No. They are of the Golden Lineage, (Morgott especially leans into it) but because they are sewer babies that Marika hates they don't get a G name.
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>>484221179
>>484221267
Yeah you just walk out awkwardly. Guess they ran out of time/resources. The DLC feels like it misses a lot of detail that would make it actually great. More dialogue, more info, some sort of an ending, more options for int builds, etc
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>>484220867
Go back to sleep Placidusex
Oh wait, you can't
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>>484220656
I'm a drake warrior who has eaten the hearts of nearly every drake that I've found, eventually becoming a dragon myself via the Rock Heart
Even if I became a Wyrm later in life, I would be content, because then killing dragons would be easier than it is. I may not soar, but I can at least eat
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>Radahn p2 has no weaknesses strengths or immunities so theoretically you can beat him on any build
>what that actually means is he has 40% negation to everything and high stat resistance
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Finally, I can start the DLC.
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>>484221505
>wiki diving before you leave the noob island
zoomie detected. play the fucking game.
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>>484221327
should be fine, i get instant invasions at 148
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>>484220656
i kinda play a page that swapped the crossbow for magic... failed in her duties and shit a while back, missing an eye as a reminder
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>>484221704
I'm just optimizing. Kill yourself nigger. The game is fucking boring so far
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>preparing to play the DLC as we speak
>AC unit just broke down
truly messmers flame
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>>484221663
>Ash of war: the boulder from the mountain rolls down into the river
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Why does Commander Cunt guard some empty area with 5 skibidis and nothing else? Why is he there? Fucking asshole.
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>>484221624
>40% negation to everything and high stat resistance
oh, he's "that kid", essentially
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>>484221621
The whole "new" lore just absolutely shitting on Dragon Communion enjoyers kinda makes me sad
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>>484221782
refund
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>>484221663
that whole sentence ounds like a sekiro bootleg kek
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>>484221624
He really favors fast weapons. I tried to fight him with a DMGS and I couldnt even get a light punish after a parry before he recovered. So I had to party him 3 times before I can deal a chunk.

If you have a poke attack moveset, that works. Honestly I like the parry build on him so that you dont have to deal with his flashbang strings.
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>>484221815
his wife lives there you asshole
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>>484221815
oinked.com
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Does using summons on bosses count as some kinda taboo now cause I'm an OG sunbro and that kind of mentality just doesn't sit well with me
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>>484220867
canonically racist dragons wasn't something I was expecting from this dlc
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>>484221458
she buried two of them in the sewers its not that far fetched.
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>>484221845
>absolutely shitting on Dragon Communion enjoyers kinda makes me sad
You mean how Placidusax actually made up the whole thing as an effort to kill Bayle?
I mean kinda, but the end result is still the same
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>>484221783
Some areas in the map make my graphics card scream for mercy and all I have in my room is a ceiling fan. Summer gayming is pain
Been wondering if one of those tiny portable ACs is a worthwhile investment
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>>484221950
shit i took solaire for o&s the first time through, should be fine.
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>>484221950
it's obviously quite a bit easier than doing it otherwise
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>>484217465
Yeah and I've killed nearly everyone in the Lands Between with a name and the rest have either died or disappeared via other circumstances. Why should I care?
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>>484221168
truely surprising that no bosses in the DLC have anything beyond a [-20,40] range of absorptions
base game had quite a few 80% resist bosses you basically could not use an element against, and a few -100% resist mobs toasted by it

for base game the 80% resist bosses were:
>borealis the freezing fog with 80% to slash and pierce physical damage (but only 10% to strike and 40% all elements)
>rennalla with 80% magic
>2x glintstone dragons with 80% magic (preview fight of adula too)
>magma wyrm in gelmir with 100% fire
>magma wyrm in caelid, snowfield and liurnia with 80% fire
>rykard serpent with 80% fire
>mogh both fights with 80% fire
>2x ancient dragons with 80% lightning (fortissax, lansseax + his preview) and fortissax also has 80% holy
>2x black blade kindred with 80% holy
>malakith with 80% holy
>radagon with 80% holy

too many poison/rot/bleed/frost/sleep immunities to count and all immune to madness/death
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radahn favours greatshields and rot pokers because I just watched another summon do nothing but hold guard up and spam pokes at him and be functionally immortal
that was stupid to watch, actually zero skill required
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>>484221950
People are referring specifically so the spirit ashes not NPC or player summons.
The spirit ashes don't increase a bosses health or stats like the gold summons do, so it has no drawback
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>>484219156
The same reason they still don't have a co-op solution that isn't soul level gating.
It's not that they can't do it, it's that they didn't even attempt to try.
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>>484222061
at least you can black blade placidusax
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>>484221950
I play the bosses alone and then sign up for helping people after.
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>>484222019
The way the dragon bitch is just like "ah yes we duped all these pathetic humans into killing our degenerate cousins, why not partake & kill Bayle, you stupid human"
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>>484222061
>me when I was doing my dual coded swords playthrough wondering why I was doing absolutely no damage to end game bosses before I checked the wiki
the upside is I knew malekiths moves inside and out by the time I was finished killing him and found a new appreciation in that fight
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>add new cool bonk weapon devonia hammer
>the charged skill takes so long most bosses will recover from a stagger before you can use it
nice fucking meme
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>>484222061
The holy racism always felt like bs to me, thank god they toned it down in the DLC.
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>>484221950
As a MonHun/DDfag I always use summons cuz I like the feeling of hunting down a big dude with my party of bros.

I also use shitsummons like the Hawk, just for aesthetic/cool points
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>>484222192
there are a lot of things weak to holy in the dlc, its nice
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>>484221950
tryhard autists who beat bosses solo tell themselves that makes them superior human beings even though at the end of the day they're still neet fatasses living in a moldy basement
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>>484222181
Anvil Hammer's weapon art is indeed a suicide button. Despite being one of (if not THE) strongest hammers in the game it's skill is virtually unusable against every boss and any boss you land it to can recover even if staggered and push your shit in.

Obviously untested weapon.
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wtf why isnt diallos getting new dialog in jarburg
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>>484222104
never made a lick of sense to me that mogh the blood lord is super weak to bleed damage but tanks fire damage as well as a fucking magma wyrm that lives in a volcano
the dude is wearing robes
flammable robes
he's just an omen like his brother who has 0% fire resist


But based From for making the final boss weaker to holy than other types this time around
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>beat radahn before they inevitably nerf
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>>484219568
Literal NPCs, they "think" you're supposed to right bosses exclusively while being absolutely unprepared and dogshit at it, so they actually need complete strangers to hard-carry their ass every single time
They're actually cucks playing second fiddle in their own world lol
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>>484222062
https://youtu.be/RuUgYfe_pZs?si=BwGUyR9-TY_KgokF

https://youtu.be/Ebnvx2TvYt4?si=83LqlW9GyTI-u0QN
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>>484220656
My tarnished is the donut steel son of Godwyn and his dragon wife.
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Boss HP values with player summons in the DLC are too much. The damage you do as a phantom is absolutely pitiful if you aren't running a status effect build basically. Meanwhile you still have your estus reduction and the other issues that come with boss aggro and attack bugs.
I feel like I'm nothing but a hinderance when I'm summoned because I'm not using status/cheese builds and my build that was totally fine solo now just tickles the boss.
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mimic tear (cheated) backhand blades with spinny and bloodflame, plus golden vow and grant me strength
how easy is the dlc going to be with this build?
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>>484222061
the one guy who's entire thing is fire only has 40% fire res sounds just stupid really
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>>484221830
Losers keep trying the same thing over and over
Winners adapt and change the rules
Winners win
Losers lose.
I know which one you are
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>>484220656
>Prisoner who dove into Gravity Magic before becoming the obligatory DMGS Carian Knight, but she also found the Three Fingers and had to go on a fun side quest to get that cleaned up and return to Ranni's side. She still has the seal and the scars though to show for it.
>Disgraced noble hailing from Eochaid. Has basically fallen to all manner depravity, whether it be poison, bloodflame, or consuming dragon hearts. However, he still remembers the magic swordplay that he used to take pride in.
>Carian Spellblade who specializes in close-quarters casting. Still working on the specifics.
I think my next build will be FAI/STR, although I don't know when/if I'll get around to it.
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>>484222336
I always fight a boss solo & learn them, & then die on purpose so I can summon a few guys & kill them that way
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>>484222365
skill issue
I can easily do 50-60% of boss health bar by spamming impaling thrust only
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>>484221960
HOW ARE YOU SURPISED
this dlc
>justified genocide specifically marika's against the hornsent
>made the only remotely gay couple manipulative and toxic regardless if you're a miquella fan or radahn fan one is taking advantage of the other
Hell, in this very thread, taking what we learned from the dlc, people are legitimately theorizing that marika had her son killed for miscegenation with dragons
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What DLC weapons are bugged right now?
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>>484222452
What the fuck is wrong with her face?
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>>484222389
>me when game is too hard so I go and select journo mode from the options
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>missed out on the best weapon art because I didn't want to invade the hornset on ledas vendetta
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>>484222462
ash of war: swift strikes (cannot be dodged in pvp)
fire knight greatsword (guaranteed 2 hit combo on a UGS)
ash of war: blind spot (same problem as swift strikes)
nanaya's torch (can do the death shotel glitch)
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What's the maximum scooby doo level for spirit ashes and torrent? I have it at 7 right now and the fucking horse dies the second anything looks at it. Even my mimic is getting killed during some bossfights which is unprecedented
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>>484222525
Loser cope.
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>>484222506
Gloam eyed queen took her eye
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>>484221168
>lightning deals as much or more than magic against every single boss
>holy deals as much or more than magic against every single boss

This had to be intentional. Not a single boss has magic resist lower than their lightning OR holy defense, its been purposefully kept higher. Not even one boss weak to magic
and fire is as good or better than magic against every boss other than messmer and midra the flame bosses, and straight nukes skibitree avatar
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>>484222549
>death shotel glitch is back
how the fuck did this happen...AGAIN?
I wonder if they never patched the actual underline reason the glitch could be done and instead just hotfixed the shotel properties so it couldn't deal deathblight under specific circunstances.
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>>484221950
No, its just a vocal minority of mentally ill folk who have mindbroken themselves over the difficulty meme, to the point where they are often self-griefing and ruining their own experience / enjoyment as a result.

Probably the same faggots who play MMO's with le heckin epic DPS meters and enough other zoomer mods to make the screen look like a starship control panel with a videogame somewhere beneath it.

Both are salty, pathetic tryhards who will actively try to drag down anyone who disagrees with them.
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>>484222564
10
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>>484222591
Just telling it how it is.
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>>484222451
There is no skill issue. My statement consistent of objective facts. Do cope more however.
Also I don't care about whatever cheese build you're running.
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>>484221830
Fucking Let me Solo her needed this build lmao
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why is this bitch here, I killed her when i assisted hornsent
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>>484222619
its not even the scary part, the scary part of that torch is the fact it can trigger madness in like 0.5 seconds at long range
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>>484222316
he's weak to bleed because him losing blood is good since it fits the formless mother wanting to spread itself, he's resistant to fire because of her too
>When Mohg stood before her, deep underground, his accursed blood erupted with fire, and besotted with the defilement that he was born into.
>>484222451
50% is still 20k dumbass, and impaling thrust is literally one of the best ashes of war when it comes to poise damage
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since i finished the game and didn't get to play a lot of the weapons i wanted to use, i thought about doing a newgame+ but i've never done any.
how is it done? do you redo everything or just go straight to the bosses one after the other and do some npc side quests on the way?
and since i'm level 210 should i stop leveling up or do i continue?
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GOD I WANT TO HAVE SO MUCH SEX WITH ST TRINA
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>>484221950
No. Summon for bosses. Use summons on bosses.
The retards that have infested this genre now are trying their damndest to try to make everybody abandon co-op
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>>484222676
Losers stick to the status quo because theyre afraid of the opinions of others.
Winners change and adapt with no regard to the thoughts of others because they dont hold themselves to their approval
Winners Win
Losers Lose
This is why you are a loser.
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>>484222452
More feet.
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>literally shouted “Trump 2024!” when I landed the last hit on Radahn
>not even American
My brain is mush.
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Where in the DLC do we learn more about Messmer's "flight from the Erdtree"?
Is there any sign of in-fighting among Messmer's soldiers?
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>>484222696
>shitter needed shitter build to beat boss
Why are you saying this like it is some amazing revelation?
That guy is actually trash at the game and everybody who was of passing skill already knew this.
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>>484222784
no, your brain is healing, non-american.
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>>484222694
there's no cheese
aoe WA spammers and bleedclowns don't get as many hits in as someone who can consistently exploit openings, they might do bigger chunks of damage but they don't do very much DPS
>>484222718
and it's still a physical damage only ash of war, which doesn't rely on status effects to deal damage
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>>484221950
I like to solo bosses and put my sign down afterwards.
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>>484221950
My general approach is that while I don’t summon others are free to do it as long as they’ve at least TRIED to fight the damn boss alone. If I show up to help and the second you walk through the fog door into a cutscene I automatically think less of you as a human being
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>>484222696
didn't know that. thanks for the eceleb status updates, xister
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>>484222842
nta but bleedclowns are bleeding behind their shield
They have 100% uptime. That's how that build works.
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i did the whole base game with bloodhound fang and i'm doing the whole dlc with bloodhound fang
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>>484220656
my mushroom chick was a samurai from the land of wano-I mean reeds, after reaching the lands between someone (probably gowry) told her about the epic battle between radahn and malenia, and that she weilds a katana
and somewhere during the conversation she had a "hold my beer" moment and drank the fucking scarlet rot, becoming a mushroom.
she didn't fully die or succumb to madness like radahn because shadows die twice and weeb powers.
after beating Malenia she absorbed the great rune gaining actual control over the greater aspect of Rot and can technically make the mushrooms receed now. but usually doesn't. (this would involve some menu fagging to armor swap after casting scarlet aeonia and thanks to "you cannot change equipment at this time" I usually don't bother)
the samurai and the mushrooms are like two characters, like Venom, a symbiote. for some time the samurai was technically dead and the mushrooms were puppeting the body.
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>>484222747
I am sorry anon. I am just better. Not just at the game, but as a person. Wish you luck in life.
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>>484222784
>no ooga booga caveman chestpiece in DLC
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>>484221830
But I did?
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Ranni loves anal
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>>484222940
the the kire knight kood a random drop or special like the banished night + scarf one.
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>>484222852
The best experiences are always the ones where you go through an entire stage with a host and take on the boss together with your severely limited supplies and WIN on the first run.

There's no elden medal for soloing bosses.
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>>484222784
Its funny. That's probably quite literally the intended effect of the propaganda.

Next you'll be shouting BLM and LGBTQ rights when you kill a boss. Please look forward to it anon.
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>>484222549
what about some other stuff mentioned here:
> guard boost boost on thrusting shields
> bleed on the arm
> no bleed on Ansbach's incant?
> sorcery scaling on that carian thrusting sword
what's the consensus, which are bugged and which are not?
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>>484222940
glitch abuser, disregarded
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>>484222842
>hes deluding himself into thinking status effect builds are less effective than a normal build
What is this weapons grade cope?
It's % health damage. Two people of equal skill and one using a build that exploits status effects, the status effect build is far superior.
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Ranni wont even let you have kids.
It will be just the 2 of you in the nothingness because “god/demigod influence bad”
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>>484222909
>Dies 500 times at radahn
>I died 2
Winners win
Losers lose.
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>>484222506
If footfags actually cared about decent looking human faces they wouldn’t be footfags.
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>>484222804
>of passing skill
Margit hands typed this
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>>484223032
yes assuming everyone is of equal skill, bleed builds are 100% superior
but we don't assume everyone is of equal skill here
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>>484222997
No idea, I got it from a random fire knight in the keep so I'm assuming is entirely RNG.
>>484223024
Poise breaking is now a glitch? I see.
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>>484222940
UHM ERR ACTUALLY UHHHH THAT DOESNT COUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>484223021
rolling sparks, thrust shield no stamina usage, ansbach no bleed, shotel torch, miquella incantations no scaling are all obvious glitches
swift slashes / blind spot are just design mistakes, working as intended but that's wildly overpowered
bleed arm is working as intended and reasonable
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>>484223021
Thrusting Shield is fine. CARIAN Thrusting Shield is for fucking criminals and I have no fucking clue what the fuck they were thinking when they gave a 10.5 weight shield fucking 64 natural guard that goes up to fucking SEVENTY SIX while still being greasable.

Absolutely retarded balancing.
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>>484222316
he's actually strong against bleed. he takes half the normal percent damage from bleed, only 7.5% max hp.
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I belong to the 1% who beat Radahn without summons and or a shield
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>>484223139
>got it in a drop
Whelp. guess I've got some farming to do.
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>>484222940
BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM GORDO DE MIERDA
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>>484223098
>yeah the build is far superior but it isn't if you just disregards that it is
Hm.
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>>484223049
Not if I stuff Ranni in Melina's body & breed them both
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>>484222506
you never seen a girl bite their lip before? or, because the limitations of the animator
>>484223049
one would assume she'd make a new body in space
just hope you don't stumble across a ship with "nanotrasen" on the side.....
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>>484223214
my entire argument was skill issue
you can compensate your lack of raw dps with superior skill
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>>484223178
t. rolling sparks abuser
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>>484222701
she was an invader anon, a phantom, you didn't kill her body
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>>484223139
>>484223189
>just looked up the stats
>it's a mini radahn rune
And here I just wanted to wear it for the memes.
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>>484223231
>>484223236
She literally does not want to propagate the demigod status quo. So no kids.
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>>484223178
I beat radahn with only a scepter casting blade spells
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>>484223004
That’s one thing, I’m moreso talking about getting summoned right at a boss door, watching the “hey they just got here” cutscene and watching the host flounder with a boss they’ve never dealt with to let you know this isn’t just a NG+ cycle. Not at least giving the fight an attempt to see if you actually need help just rubs me the wrong way.
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>>484223178
well look at you. I'll put the medal on your fridge anon. Congratulations!
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>>484223178
Based bzzzzzzzzzzsts
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>>484223154
>>484223164
OK, thanks, I'll hold off using the shields and some other stuff until they're fixed.
Swift slash is hilarious, first time I saw it I was certain it's someone using a glitch
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>>484223313
My friends keep memeing that I looked like the head of the KKK lol.
I was 100% just using it for the stats, no idea whats the increase though, is it just 3% FaP?
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>>484223178
congrats bleedsister
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>>484223164
not a glitch, that thing would be unusuable without high guardboost
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>>484223330
I'm stronger than her so that's kinda more my decision then, isn't it?
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>>484223330
pretty sure her entire plan is fuck off to space and do whatever she wants anywhere else but sure. im not a ranni simp I don't know specifics.
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>>484221830
RL120, parry only
I refused to level throughout the DLC because it takes place before the end of the game and I beat the game at 120 so ot would ruin the continuity in my head.
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>>484223330
She never says anything to indicate a disinterest in children, only uprooting the old order and keeping the Elden ring off the planet. You could simply choose to raise your children to not be warmongering murderous dickholes.
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>>484223403
2 hp 5 stam 4 equip
looks cool
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>>484223164
there was a shield in the ds1 dlc you could magic shield that made you literally invincible (physical and magic iirc) this is nothing.
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>>484220656
Mine Tarnished was a scoundrel mage whose crimes landed him in prison and torture that stripped away his ability to use magic or strength he previously enjoyed. All he had left was his faith in that he would prevail and the faith that he was destined for something more. In Raya Lucaria, the tarnished remolded and reshaped his ruined body. Seeing Rennala's spirit copy made him seek out Ranni, to teach him to regain his lost sorcerous prowess, but there he found a new purpose and magic of a different sort love
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Migrate
>>484223542
>>484223542
>>484223542
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>>484223540
that was a spell and it only lasted for 10 seconds
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The Elden Ring was never meant to land in the Lands Between. Ranni is the best ending cause she sets the Ring back into space
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>>484223436
>>484223471
The whole point is that you will be away from anyone and anything, in eternal darkness and nothingness, so the order can never be discovered or interacted with. Pretty sure this rules out there being other people about.
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>>484223282
>skill issue
>one thing is objectively superior to the other thing
I think you're grasping at straws here.
There is no skill issue in this equation.
Boss HP pools basically get an extra bar per phantom and you are only breaking even with playing solo if you assume that everybody is hitting the boss in every window available otherwise you are at a net loss in damage.
You're just objectively wrong here. My weapon that would take off maybe 1/40th of the bosses HP per hit solo takes off about 1/80th of the bosses HP per hit as a summon and you can't rely on the host also hitting the boss during the same period. Your damage is gimped unless you use status effect builds as they are % based.
But do go on and cope about objective game mechanics.
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>>484223434
>try to get rapey
>she just teleports to just past the maximum range a spell or ranged weapon can reach
>freefloating in space without gravity or a means of propulsion means your stuck there unless she changes her mind
Smooth move anon. Enjoy being Kars’d.
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>>484223581
ten seconds of COMPLETE invincibility, and the stamina bar didn't even move
and then you just recast cause its dark souls 1 no fp bar edition
>>484223626
depends is armored core in the same universe and remember the moonlight sword AND patches are in armored core.
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>>484223724
I'm a master of gravity magic. It's not rape, she wants it but she's being tsundere about it
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>>484220656
I'm thinking of doing 3 pseudo rp runs. One will be age of fracture, the other age of stars, the other frenzy
Age of fracture: Strength build, barbarian named Horgal, he's from the same tribe as nepheli and despite not having the surname claims and takes pride in his potential descent from Horah Loux. He seeks to become elden lord like his great assumed ancestor.
Age of stars: A str/faith character(with a little int) a squire in search of glory, never landed, and lived in disgrace for his suspected mistrust of the fingers in his homeland, upon a chance encounter with blaidd he quickly finds many of his grievances justified and dedicates himself to aiding ranni in severing her ties with the fingers becoming her final and most trusted knight and consort
Frenzy: Pure faith, Isaac the mad lord, born the fourth son of foreign royalty, he died in battle attempting to keep together a now collapsed kingdom, upon his resurrection he's called to the lands and quickly grows attached to melina and a young blind girl who soon meets her end. Throughout his journey its all he experiences, suffering and those he grows attached to driven mad or being killed, whatever joy he had quickly turning to despair and resentment at the state of the world, eventually learning of the "true" nature of reality he embraces the three fingers to melina's chagrin, seeing the flames as the only cure for the world's ailments and the only way to ensure that none have to suffer in the future.


All kinda cringe but I have some yeah
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>>484223724
nta
>no means of propulsion
I have 700 fan daggers thoughever, just yeet them behind me. this aint my first space rodeo
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>>484223415
It would be useable with 63, I know this because I off hand the dueling shield with an infusion that drops it to 63 and it's perfectly usable against every boss without grease with proper stamina management.

Giving it GREAT SHIELD amounts of guard boost is dumb.
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>>484221008
Oh, I've been there. But I can't find the note. Are you talking about the recipe for the pot?
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>>484223913
>yeet daggers
>zero G just sends you into a cycle of spinning head over ass
Anon I don’t think you realize just how unfairly space likes to play. Even if by some miracle it works you got about 700 tries until you’re back to square one. Assuming she doesn’t just teleport further away.
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>>484222132
And then we drug her and take her to wife forcefully almost, so who's laughing now?
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>>484220341
Oh, it only does heavy damage. I thought it would be an instakill.
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Why is this scorpion bitch so much harder in coop
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Those that live in death are gay.
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>>484213371
smithscript is bugged, high faith with flame art infusion also increases physical damage making it hurt way more
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>>484219976
>this is your average Elden Gamer
You're dumber than a toddler holy shit lmao
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>>484227495
That's not a bug, that's int/fai affecting phys damage as intented. Erdsteel dagger is the same, it has native faith scaling and only physical damage. That's why infusing it with faith pumps that physical damage too
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>>484228213
>you're a stupid toddler for not knowing that killing an enemy means the item they drop will remain in midair when the platform drops because fromsoft is shit at coding
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>>484216232
a forced stealth section was actually a good idea, but they made it about 10x too large. some large floating eye moving around the area would have made it work, forcing you to hide at random points in the area
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>>484216232
abyssal woods reeks of literally not having time to do anything with the map. would have been better if they cut 90% of it and just did the mansion.
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>>484216231
that's my wife



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