Fractured Past EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>484184625
I wish we had gotten an onsen or beach episode so to say
I love Minthy
Good evening. I love Shadowheart.
I wish the namefag will sleep tonight
I carry the Enver lovers banner.
>>484309265she looks really good here
CUUUURSE YOOOOU ANSUR!!
>>484309385I've been gone for a whileis there a mod that can let me lock-in a certain approval level for companions yet?I want to hear all of shadowhearts minimum approval snark but I love her too much to keep her at low approval for real
>sing the song of balduran who founded baldur's gate nice lyrics
>>484309760I HEREBY VOW YOU WILL RUE THIS DAY
BEHOLD A TRUE GAY VAMPIRE, AND I, LAE'ZEL
>>484310359>EARLY ACCESSthis made me think, are early access builds easily playable?
>>484309830On my last playthrough I tried to keep it as low as possible for as long as possible, including making her reject me at the tiefling party on purpose, but by the time I got to the party my approval was still JUST high enough that she wanted to share a bottle. I used this mod to lower it even further, and you can use the same mod to raise it back up when you're done enjoying the snark phase.https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/2192I'd recommend raising it back up before doing the party though, I've heard people say they could still start her romance after the party but the option never reappeared for me even once I rose the approval back up, so I had to use cheatengine to set the dating flags so I didn't have to reload back to the party and lose a bunch of progress. Better to just not risk it.
I love my orc wife.
>>484310790I still wonder what compelled larian to give half-orcs that fifty years of tanning salon look
IT'S HAPPENING
>>484310790Name and 4-5 sentences about her personality, on my desk by the end of class.
>>484311126Keep doing that.
>>484310771i recall doing a quick run just to test this and she mentions we cant fuck in act 2 lets go back to act 1
>>484311126Stop requiring more sentences, it's unfair.
>>484310771thanks and good to knowglad I get to finally enjoy the fullness of snarkheart
>>484311118There's nothing left to be patched in bro
>>484310862THAT CUTE INNOCENT LOOKING FROG WOULD NEVER
she treats me like the most retarded gith on the planet
>>484311365For every time you don't hand in the homework the sentences will increase.
>>484312598God, I love her
>>484312670But that's my first "I love my wife" post.
>>484312598based plain speaking lae'zel
Why is Yurgir in my camp
>>484313119he wants to hang out
I can understand why Astarion becoming ascendant is a bad thing somewhatBut why is gale becoming a god seen as a bad thing
>>484313427because gale is retarded
:|
>>484313427>But why is gale becoming a god seen as a bad thingUnironically, it's because a lot of people think "ambition" is a bad thing. Gale's domain sits solidly neutral. Red Wizards may worship him, but so would Paladins.>>484313486Gale becomes a god, he isn't the same Gale you knew.
>>484312841
When the law has become corrupt, and those issues orders are the fetid hand corrupting the law, what is a detective to do?
>>484313427Tara and his mom say he becomes a douchebag. It's not about him being evil, it's about his personality getting worse.It's also about recklessness. Karsus nearly destroyed the world, and Gale walks up and says "nah, I'd do it" despite pretty much treading the same ground. It feels like they were setting up him failing to learn the lesson and repeating history, but then they switcharoo and have everything turn out fine and dandy, with the exception of his personality changing to be more douchebag which isn't a big deal really.That being said, his reign might be short lived. Raphael resents him, Mystra resents him, and he didn't exactly garner goodwill among the other gods or his old mortal friends by ascending. Ambition is a portfolio that does encourage you to step on other people's toes, and he in fact already is by stealing lots of worshippers from Mystra and other gods. So there is a reasonable risk of him pissing off the wrong person, or enough people.There is also a small amount of hypocrisy in what he ends up doing. His original motivation to take control of the weave is because he resents that gods treat mortals like playthings and he wants to uplift mortals so they don't need gods anymore. But what he actually does just become another god vying for followers, and he tells his followers "figure it out, I believe in you :^)" which is actually the same thing Mystra does. It's very analogous to the idealistic punk who says corporations are bad, but once he becomes a CEO he suddenly wants people paying to the corporate machine because now he's part of it.
>>484314654>Raphael resents himWho the fuck leaves raphael alive
>>484314857I can name one
>>484314654Raphael is a nobody, he's an upjumped Cambion who you might kill over the course of your adventure>and he didn't exactly garner goodwill among the other gods or his old mortal friends by ascending. Ambition is a portfolio that does encourage you to step on other people's toes, and he in fact already is by stealing lots of worshippers from Mystra and other gods. So there is a reasonable risk of him pissing off the wrong person, or enough people.The gods aren't going to kill or fuck up Gale unless he does something literally pants on fucking head retarded, not after the Spellplague and Time of Troubles>It feels like they were setting up him failing to learn the lesson and repeating history, but then they switcharoo and have everything turn out fine and dandy, with the exception of his personality changing to be more douchebag which isn't a big deal really.They literally were, because before the epilogue he died every time he tried to get the power of gods. Then they fundamentally changed his endings and let him become a god.>His original motivationHe doesn't take control of the Weave, is the whole thing. He becomes a God of Ambition, who is forbidden from directly interfering with mortal affairs. That's a very far cry from what Mystra is and did, and even further than your fictitious idealistic punk. It'd be more like an idealistic punk who becomes CEO and creates a company where you're legitimately rewarded based off your drive and talent.
>>484313781he looks sad. you better not have said something mean to him
>>484315420lae'zel did all the talking
If gale becomes a god, he would grant (you) powers too in thanks right?
5 '11 isn't terrible don't be mean
>>484315339Yes he does. That's how he becomes a god. He takes control of the karsite weave. His main question is whether he should take control of it or not.There is no logical reason for you to assume I was referring to the mystran weave, since him taking control of that was never a question in the game.Gale resents gods and wants to uplift mortals so they don't need gods anymore. Him becoming just another god vying for followers is hypocritical. Him rewarding ambitious and hardworking individuals is no different than how Mystra, Helm, and many other gods work and it's part of how they've done things forever. He doesn't actually do anything new, and is just another option among the pantheon for people to choose. There are already good gods that reward hard work and ambition. He doesn't accomplish what his mortal self said he wants to accomplish, and his portfolio overlaps with multiple already existing gods. He changes from an idealistic outsider who resents the system, into just another CEO once he gets a chance to become one.
>>484287918Oh they actually made it so you can change the appearance of your hirelings, maybe it's not so bad.Shadowheart dying doesn't lock you out of anything related to slaughtering the sharran house in act 3 right?
>>484316219>There is no logical reason for you to assume I was referring to the mystran weave"Anon there's no LOGICAL reason for you to think I was referring to 99.9999% of the Weave just because I said 'the weave', heh checkmate"
>>484316435You can't save her parents without her but I can't think of any reason you'd want to if she's dead. You should be able to do the heart mapping yourself to get inside and I believe you can still access the mirror.
Lae'zel becoming a godgoddamn cute that is
>>484313810>Gale's domain sits solidly neutral. Red Wizards may worship him, but so would Paladins.Even if we were to assume this to be true for a minute, what does it mean for Gale to create his own Weave, competing with Mystra's? Even with the best intentions, doesn't that directly weaken her influence for no good reason? His domain might be "neutral" but I doubt the consequences would be. As said above, they would be vying for the same worshippers.
>>484316698Yeah. His story is about whether he should take control of the karsite weave or not. So when someone is talking about Gale taking over the weave, it is indeed obvious. Taking control of the mystran weave is never on the table, so assuming that's what someone is talking about when someone talks about gale taking control of the weave or not doesn't make sense, especially since him taking over the karsite weave is the crux of his character arc. Come on anon...>>484316979Right. Ambition is a neutral domain, but the way he has gone about it, and his relationship with Mystra, is antagonistic. They are vying for the exact same people, ambitious mortals. And this isn't to even mention the fact that Mystra already desires and encourages ambition, and rewards those that exhibit those traits. Gale is directly overlapping their portfolios, and his is the new kid on the block directly competing for the same followers. It's all very antagonistic, despite him being a neutral alignment. you don't have to be opposing alignments to still be antagonistic.There's also the matter of most mortals who ascended having gone through some sort of trial or accomplishment, while Gale just scoops the crown up off the floor when the brain dies. Thousands of other adventurers have gone on the sort of epic journey he went on without having some coincidental way of ascending they happened across, so a lot of them probably resent him for that reason too.
>>484315734i like short guys so even that is too tall for me
>>484318021i know you like barcus wroot you can't hide behind the anonymous tag
Magic is *so* 1492 DR. For me, it's the bootstrap-uplift-yourself ambition, courtesy of my old buddy Gale the nerd-turned-god.
>>484318316*scampers away*
>>484309472is it heavy
>>484318970his burden, running the city of baldur's gate?quite
>that many votes for Karlach in the romance pollIs she really that popular? She's so edgy and r*ddit, I can't stand her.
>>484319547which poll?
>>484319547Total Sneedlach Victory
>>484319547Leave my general
>>484319547>>484319636This one?https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6/resultsThis is about what I would expect. The two most conventionally attractive at a glance in the lead, with the one shoved down your throat leading over the one hidden behind a decision in the grove conflict that 2/3rds of gamers didn't even choose. I'm glad Karl has lots of votes. She is actually really pretty, and she is mostly friendly which endears her to most people over Lazy's ornery beginnings and Minthara being mean. She would probably be one of the leaders if she wasn't a red devil looking person.
forcing karlach to partake in gith culture
>>484319113I meant the banner you carry
>>484320250astroturfed poll the only real poll is how many pics of each gal is posted and karlach is always significantly less than frog and shart
>>484320369I suffer for him.
>Karlach>edgy>redditMeaningless buzzwords. BEGONE tourist! LEAVE my general at once.
>>484319547yeah for sure man karlach is a regular shadow the hedgehog
>>484320250*three most conventionally attractive>>484320443reddit's votes vs 4changler votes would be fun to see.Although I doubt it would change much. 4chan might like Minthy slightly more than reddit, but other than that I wouldn't expect much to actually be different.
Silly doodle of two frogs and Shart.
>>484320891good work
>>484320891bootiful
>>484320891Cute, funny too. Stay in my general.
>>484320725shart's numbers would be a lot lower if everyone had to play act 3 before voting.
>>484320891now have them lick each others tongues
>>484321148
>you peoplemy githha
>>484320891Well done.
Casting Shield as a reaction doesn't increase Arcane Ward stacks on Abjuration Wizard?
>>484322859I think it does, same with counterspell.
>>484324328It didn't work for me just now in combat. I googled it and saw it was a bug for a while. Not sure if they patched it or not. I'll try again and post the result.
>>484313810>Gale becomes a god, he isn't the same Gale you knew.Yeah, he somehow gets worse.
any tips for this piece of shit on honour? barely escaped with my life shart killed nightsong
>>484325290Clench ur asshole
Bros I can't stop making Half Orcs...... they're just so cool. I've got like dozens of new starter playthroughs of fun new races Drow, Gith, Duegar.... I just can't bring myself.........
>>484325290>spoilerI'm sure you had a good run until now :)
>>484324328>>484324518>>484322859It does notIt's been "bugged" since like patch 4. It worked before that, and they said they were making Shield not stack Abj Ward
>>484325290he was one of the only times i almost died on honor mode. forgot about his piercing and slashing resist. thankfully i hadn't been using any of my spell scrolls and just kept him in darkness while spamming my high damage spells
>>484325768if by cool you mean the best race by a fucking mile then yea keep abusing them and telling yourself otherwise
>>484325913Wtf is the point of Abj Wizard then? I'm supposed to gain stacks by casting Arcane Lock in camp or what?
>>484326130>half orcs>best racePost Foehammer achiev
>>484325914>and just kept him in darknessThis doesn't really do anything anymore. It would give him Disadvantage on melee attacks but that's not what makes the fight dangerous.
>>484326347it made him miss enough that it was definitely worth it
>>484326167You're supposed to cast Abjuration spells like Counterspell, Banishment, Globe, Glyph of Warding, etc etc, and short rest 2-3x to refresh the stacks. I'm not saying I agree with their choice to make Shield not count, but it was fucking retarded to have Abjuration Wizard be a total party shield from just casting a couple Shield spells and then being a top tier wizard otherwise.
Who should I romance to RP as a cuck fetishist?
>>484326860Minthara
>>484326860Halsin
>>484326130I'm not a meta gamer so if they've got good stats then idk. I just like making punished orcs with headcanons.
>>484326297not him but i agree that they're a great race. especially great on honor mode since they auto revive to 1 hp when downed the first time
>>484327260They're good for certain martial classes (Barbarian), but they're outclassed by Halflings, Duergar, and GithArguably they're completely outclassed by shit like Humans unless you're playing straight 8 cha no skills Barbarian
>>484326167Play divination instead
Can we all agree that Astarion is much better as a bard?Not to mention that a bard is just more useful for the party in general.
>>484328312I have no use for someone like Astarion, regardless of his class.
>>484329289>I have no use for the best companion in the gameI'm a homophobic racist chud that wants to kill all the jews and even I can't play without Astarion in my party
>>484329289Based>>484329625Cringe
>>484329830
>>484329830who the fuck folds over the chip bag like that
>>484329830>>484330015>powerful githyanki psionics turns crisps into pasta
Hey, only here to ask if they have any large updates or expansions planned. I'm interesting in replaying with a new character but it would only make sense if I can see some new shit.
>>484330582yes
>>484330582Yes
>>484330582nothe next patch (patch 7) will either be the last, or second to last major pastthe DLC was cancelledthey are done with the game for everything except adding full modding tools
>>484330582Yeah, there's an entire new DLC dealing with Cyric. You can see hints in the epilogue
>>484330582month or two til last patch which is just a little pizazz anyway
>>484330961Don't be mean.
am I reading this correctly?is this an effect that is *applied* once per short rest, but then last forever once applied?or does the effect last forever until you cast a cantrip, and then being used up?if this is just something you can have all the time then what the fuck is the point of EK's class features?this would allow you to do a full attack, and then still get to cast a cantrip
>>484328312Yeah I started playing him as a bard on my last run and I'm going to continue with it. I feel like it's one of the few origin reclasses that makes sense from a lore perspective, and as far as gameplay swords bard mogs arcane trickster beyond what words can describe.
>>484332171God, I knew it was you, the EK War Magic fagNo, you apply the effect and it lasts until Long Rest but is consumed on the first use>then what the fuck is the point of EK's class features?THIS IS WHAT EVERYONE HAS BEEN TELLING YOU FOR A WEEK
>>484332612to be fair bard mogs most archetypes>>484332705gonna keep having fun theorycraftingand you're gonna keep having fun reading and responding
>>484332815You aren't theorycraftingThe entirety of War Magic has been theorycrafted and mastered.You're just posting items/abilities and going "is this obviously wrong interpretation of how the items/abilities function right?"You're doing nothing, just shitposting while others call you retarded and you go "lel u responded ur having fun"
>>484333183I hope you continue to provide feedback in the futurehave a good nightit is time for bed>"lel u responded ur having fun"sounds like someone's having fun
>>484333409I am going to slit your throat as you sleep
>>484333472nuh uhI have a guardian angel to protect me
>resource-based long rest system which encourages you to be judicious with your rests>90% of character story progression only happens when you long restwhat did they mean by this
Why the fuck are the mods in this game so fucking busted? Is there an ez retard guide for not breaking your game?
Who to romance as resist durge femelf pally? >Astarion>Shart>GaleI'm planning to blow Gale btw
>>484334414It's already pretty simple, if you can't figure it out then maybe modding isn't for you.
>>484335229Gale>Astarion encourages you to indulge in your urges because he wants to feel safe>Shart is a blank piece of cardboard mixed with a horse girl>Gale encourages to be your best self because he believes in you
>>484334414Get the mod fixer or whatever it's called, some mods rely on it
>>484334414>install the mod installer manager>https://github.com/LaughingLeader/BG3ModManager>Follow instructionsVoila
>>484330901>or second to lastcope
>>484335229Asty because you both reject your masters and gain freedom together, which is a cute bonding experience.
>>484337806
>>484338034needs the wildheart barb piercings
I'm reading about some of the legendary actions now and becoming increasingly concerned... a lot of them seem to just be "you instantly take 8d8 damage (save for half) when you attack the boss" with no form of counterplay at all, what exactly are you supposed to do in order to avoid just dying instantly?
>>484340868>with no form of counterplay at allWow, damn, really>you instantly take 8d8 damage (save for half) when you attack the bossDamn, that's a harsh reaction from the boss>when you attack the bossWow the boss is REACTING to your damage>with no form of counterplay at all
>>484340868Only dogshit bossfights like Ansur are like that.Cazador depends on his access to his ritual sources, Sarevok does attack rolls, Raphael depends on you starting to break the pillars and him chimping out with his soul charges (which are finite), the hellfire steelwatcher gives 2 turns for you yo dash away or set up a globe of invulnerability, etc etc etc.It's literally just Ansur who is a dogshit boss who shouldn't exist.
>>484341661>Wow the boss is REACTING to your damage>>with no form of counterplay at allAre you suggesting that you should not attack them?
>>484341947If only there was a way to stop them from REACTING to you, anonLike, if only there was some sort of REACTION resource that you could prevent them from using
NTA but most of them don't use a reaction. You people really are dumber than a stick.
>>484342217A lot of legendary actions don't consume reactions THOUGHBaiting opportunity attacks doesn't work with everyone, it might not even work with most
>>484342217So you want me to use shocking grasp on all of the bosses?
>>484342425That's not gonna do shit kmao don't bother with that guyHave the designated punching bag drink a resistance elixir and bait the legendary action in that scenario
>>484342332>>484342421>NTA but most of them don't use a reactionThey literally doLike 90% of Legendary Actions are reactions, literally just hover over these pages and they say LEGENDARY REACTIONhttps://bg3.wiki/wiki/Legendary_action>>484342425Shocking Grasp will stop most Legendary Reactions, yes.>>484342559Post foehammer.
>>484342642There it is.>Murderous Retort used by Orin and Sarevok AnchevYou can't walk away without triggering an opportunity attack after they do that shit.I bet you also post the 9 fucking attacks meme.
>>484342642They don't use the actual reaction resource, anon. They're their own thing.
>>484342816>If the creature is affected by any attack or condition, it will trigger this reaction.>this reactionStill waiting for that Foehammer, anon.
>>484342936They literally are not. You can bait them out by proccing their reactions, by stunning, by preventing them from casting reactions, etcThe few exceptions are listed on that page, shit like W'Wargaz getting multiple casts
>>484340868Just CC them lol
>>484320891wait a second who is lae'zel jealous of
>>484343230Don't they all have legendary resistance to CC?
>>484341854Even Ansur has a counter. Just banish him when he has it up.
Astarion is such a faggot bitch, a bloo a bloo treat me as a perso shut the fuck up cismale scum I shaved my legs you are OBLIGATED to take out your dick and fuck me brainless
>>484343647No, only act 3 bosses and a couple act 2 have Legendary ResistanceHow much shit are you gonna pretend makes Honour Mode unbeatable, anon
>>484343695Holy shit I never thought about that
>>484343986To be fair, I would never have thought of that if I didn't need to do it for his achievement.
>>484343986>>484343695>Immutable Form>Immune to form-altering spells. +5 on saving throws against Banishment-type spells.>Legendary Resistance: Incapacitation >+10 to next saving throw against any incapacitating condition. Can be used thrice.Just beat the +15 saving throw anon, definitely easier than just using Stunning Strike
>>484342960anon...that's the word reaction, not the resource reaction
>>484344118Foehammer status?
>>484344089>dabs on your saving throw rolls
>>484344256First of all, I'm a pirate.Second of all, it's 3am and I'm in bed.
>>484344256They don't use the reaction resource
>>484344448Very convenient, anon
Cab't believe Larian abandoned us with a half baked game
Why is all the drunk gear locked to lategame
What is Astarion doing with his hand
>>484348015me when I have to listen to anyone other than shadowheart speak
>>484347594That's what I call Shadowheart after I'm done penetrating her with my gnome cock and ejaculating inside of her LOL
What is it that he desired?
Good morning. I love my husband Astarion.
I love Lae'zel
>>484349343
>>484349736I love the 'lach
I love Kagha.
Dead general?
>>484351116That's nice. I love Apikusis.
I love Merri
>>484355527Later, I just entered the gauntlet. I'll tell you when I kill him.
Good Afternoon, /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & Harmonyin the little ol' city of Baldur's Gate
I understand how Roah would feel antogonized by some of my actions but I would NEVER do anything to offend Lady Kira, her eyes are like baleful jewels.Finest cat in all Wyrm's Crossing
>>484359623The cat gets to live. The rest die.
>>484320328I really like that armor, I feel like it's perfect for EK Lae'zel.I also miss the Shadow Cursed Lands...
>>484320328nice tummy, would lick her scars and burn my tongue
>Parmigiano Pasquale is early again Sigh.>>484357975Underrated post, I chuckled. Okay now I'm leaving.
>>484360094For what crime? Being sex entertainers (sex workers sounds anachronistic here), or the patrons who enjoy their services? That hardly seems deserving of death. Running a business? It's a living. Being a lecherous Flaming Fag drunk on the job? Yes, although I lament he might be too inebriated to understand his final moments. The place is no more sordid than some tavern in the slums doubling as a whorehouse, almost too clean a brothel, I think Greenwood would agree.
>>484362780Greenwood is a freak. The brothel staff dies. The cat lives.
>>484362881Killing women is wrong.
>>484362964
>>484362780>for what crimesNobody is real in there. They are all skincrawlers. I'm telling you, those people are not real!!!I don't know what's going on with Sharess Caress, but someone go get Kurt Russell!
The swine should remain silent, or it will be told again to unalive itself, as the kids say.
>>484363318Slow down bucko, the weekend is over and the thread is still young. There's no reason to be so big about screwing up the thread, we already have a nametard for that.
>>484363159>BT3 NPCNow that's a rare sight
>>484363983Not a pretty one though
>>484363318I give you my blessing I don’t feel like doing it to him anymore
>>484364156beauty is in the eye of beholder
>>484363159Repeating the joke but louder and with the same mush mouth a downie has
>>484364772>Downie(You) better leave Tim out of this!
>>484364878haha
Raphael is a character who for centuries suffered the negative influence of a bully father, who constantly neglected him, and who perverted his nature. When Raphael distances himself from his father's clutches, he demonstrates and understands that, while remaining faithful to his narcissistic and opportunistic nature, it is also possible to be completely society's waste, maintaining his devil aspect of him.
>the namexag got uppity againSmell ya later
Is he done?
Yes, he's working on an RPG set in another galaxy as far as we know, wait and see.
>>484368542Makes me wonder, where did that anon who talked about creating a new RPG that is based on a revolutionary system that would kill other competitors went anyway? He only posted a rotating yellow sphere that he claimed was created using vexel technology
>>484368542Well I’d rather you than the other one
>>484368718Idea guys don't last long in the industry
>>484368845He wasn't even an ideas guyit was just a sphere>>476768824
Aylin is so fucking cocky in the shadowfell it's unreal
I'd rather go a day without either of them desu but then we end up with a day like yesterday where the namefag writes mile long essays no one asked for so it's really a pick your poison situation no matter what you do
Jun 25: Berri Stormyweather is born.Jun 28: Hurricane Beryl (cat 4, now upgraded to cat 5) is formed.
>>484369284The evil path should have let you rape her
Good morning, I just wanted to say I love my wife
>>484369609What is wrong with you
>>484340868Most of them are not that extreme and have some easy counterplays, usually.For example, the one on Myrkul can be just baited with some party member being resistant / immune to Frighten (Barb comes to mind) and Necro resistance.With Ansur, you just bait it on a single target with Lightning resistance preferably, his abysmal initiative means you can also use summons to soak it.
>>484369587 hope it doesn’t hit me.That would be ironic wouldn’t it
>>484370298>what do you mean you want to be evil in the evil path that lets you genocide people?Grow a pair
>>484370670There's never a reason to put rape in fiction, never
>>484370519I want to wipe her mouth and give her a peck
>>484370963The reason to put rape in fiction is because it’s hot
>>484371071Baldur's gate isn't a goon game
>>484371114LMAO
>>484371114KEK
>>484370963Oh this shithole has definitely become Tumblr 2.0. We're cooked.
>>484371147>>484371274>samefagging
>>484371393>2 people couldn't possibly find me retarded
mmm
>>484371528The game is goonerific
>>484371559WTFPatty and Mike Shinoda?!?!
>>484371753
>>484371801Humans…
There's nothing wrong with wanting to give Aylin the D without her consent.
>>484371559>high elf sorceressyou just know she's a dumb bitch
>>484371949Maybe a couple scales could be removed….
>>484372659Ironically meta textual, considering you just did what the comic criticizes.Furthermore,>not obsessed btw
>>484372848I dont care you are goofy and ruin the joke by making it soulless The original comic was criticizing corporations for taking memes and just slapping them around with no context as to why people found them funny.
>>484372659Irrefutable
>>484373035Goofy? Goofy how?
>>484373035Proofs?
>>484373373Keep missing the point on purpose someone might take pity on you >>484373379
Tara is such a bitch
>>484373814And if you want, continue to ignore the fact that I'm making fun of you for these gratuitous attacks that are even a little "reaching", but I also understand it always happens during the slowest moments of the thread.If only someone produced a nice wall text full of headcanons and purely personal opinions passed off as stated facts, that would be entertaining
>>484372154It's extra armor, anon...
>>484374569>gratuitousI just said you kill the joke.
>>484374618A couple plucks…and she’ll be back to normal
Reminder that in order to "make fun of" someone the person on the receiving end has to actually be bothered by it in some way. If no one can take you seriously or give a shit about your opinion then you're not "making fun of" anyone, you're flailing around in the dark like a sad little lonely animal. Many such cases around here.
Patch 7 is gonna be mid
>>484375083Yeah I thought that was implied by me not bringing up him ‘making fun’ of me
>>484361858More gith culture Karlach is in the pipeline anon.
>>484374998Don't you dare, vile beast.
>>484375610Pick the color that I use
>>484375818The orange will go nicely with her hair.. wait, no, stop.
>>484375083Usually a "not bothered" person doesn't spend their days telling others to commit suicide, much less editing meme comics on Photoshop.But we have already discussed extensively how you are nothing but a hypocrite, almost on the same level as xamefag.
>>484377009I’m clearly bothered by the way you continue to breatheI just don’t respect you enough that making fun of me bothers me.>it’s all one guy
>it’s all one guy that BULLIES slopfag
Unless they share the same single neuron, even if there were two people with the same type of autism it would still be equally worrying.
>>484377810Maybe you’re just bad at telling apart anons you mongoloid
>>484377929But how, mixing up and "blending in" with other anons wasn't something to aspire to? Why would you ever want to stand out from others, are you becoming an attentionwhore?You should be happy that you share the exact identical NPC rhetoric
Im starting another adventure after stopping right before killing Orryn/Gorthash/EB.This time romancing FemGale. I hope this romance is good enough.Going into with Storn Sorc (tav), Throwing Karlach, evocation FemGale and Wyll. Thats right, all nuke range team. Hope its going to be fun.
He insists upon himself.
It's genuinely sad how he thinks only one person in this general hates him. At the very least some people might be mildly annoyed or ambivalent to him but no one unironically likes him and the majority of people here (all 10 of them) have expressed hatred for him, day after day. But yeah, dude, it's just one guy, and that guy is also the namefag who is the janny who is the bearfag who is the bully that beat you up in high school too! That's so convenient, isn't it? It definitely can't be a problem with YOU and your PERSONALITY that makes everyone around you disgusted to be in your presence, it's just one very obsessed autist who likes to bully you alright!
Who the frog are Orryn and Gorthash?
>>484379217Not NPCs thats for sure.>>484378970I liked it better when we were ignoring him while he was drunk
Who made the fanart then? I can do many things but drawing isn't one of them.Anyway, I don't think I ever said they/themfag is also bearschizo. Are you trying to imply something?
>>484379447You did say I was bearschizo onceI don’t care enough to go search the archives for it because it was atleast two weeks ago
>>484379361We almost looked like a real general while all his posts passed by replyless
>>484379830I know it's a habit at this time to post fictional stories but "all my posts" the other night were accountants on the fingers of one hand.I don't understand this need to always sensationalize the most banal things, even more so when you're talking "to each other" and already know this script since, well, you do this everyday at this hour.
>>484379361>>484379830It just made the namefag and the bearfag louder in his absence, he acts as a deterrent to both of them but at what cost?
>>484379830He is a ragebaiterCut off the (you)s and he dies unironically
>you do this everyday at this hour>it's STILL just one guy, h-he's just phoneposting to bypass the cooldown because he hates me so much!
>>484380221Honestly was peaceful on my end because I have the namefag and his monkiers filtered
>>484380235The only one who gets angry, however, is always and only (You). How come?Btw, expect a long they/themfag papyrus soon because it's been too long since they pissed on this tree.
he's playing armchair psychiatrist now, anything to blame the thread quality on That One Guy instead of looking in a mirror at his own problems, you really cannot make this shit upanyone else remember the day him and some other autist derailed thread for hours having some really retarded back and forth about wotc and canon and then spiraling into some weird tulpa roleplay? I do
>>484380754Just don’t he’s baiting youI’m looking for a post from last night to reply to to get the thread back on track
>>484371114It IS a goon game and thats why I like it
>>484348015Blud looks like big M's tav
>provoke someone>he replies>"n-nonono he's ragebaiting!!"What kind of behaviour is this?
>>484381119Perfect women perfect bodies
>>484348015She's also the "Duties, duties, duties" face
>>484381482My husband said she had a better face than orin.
I need a mod that subtly make the game harder but does not feel out of place
>>484381668...post your husband.
>>484382207My irl husbandI don’t waifu characters in this game
>>484381668Your husband sounds like a faggot
>>484381668But I'm talking about Orin using that very same face
>>484382783Not my fault he likes elf face who gives a shit over midrin
>>484383008Who doesn't like elf face, eh?
LE HELP MY GIRLFRIEND KEEPS LOOKING AT PICTURES OF ASTARION
>>484383468Control your woman
>>484383670She won’t let me
Yuro hours are... yucky. All-American hours carrying /bgg/ so hard it's not even funny.
>>484385772Just go the fuck away already
>>484378462Who the frog is "Orryn"?
>>484385772Transmerican hours are trash, might as well lurk reddit
Any hour is good to cherish your loved ones.
>>484386440How about I tell you my favorite hour of the thread when it happens today
So many posts, so little Shadowheart.
>>484386956You know what to do anon.
>got home from work and read the threadgod its so annoying when you drama fags fight with each other for a hundred posts. if you don't like some dude just ignore them you mentally ill spergs
>>484386440How would you even begin to compliment her eyes when they're so boringly black?
>>484387598That's not how you greentext redditbor
>>484387604Do you know many people with pitch black eyes? I don't.
>>484387598They did it yesterday and they can do it again. I believe in them.
how could anyone like this bully?
I love my smug wife
>>484388085She's a masterful wordsmith
>>484388085easily
>>484388228Doesn't she have 8 charisma, intelligence and wisdom? That seems kinda silly.
>>484388085Smug because she earned it
Frog hours?>>484387858I've only ever seen one brown githyanki, but that doesn't mean I have to find her pretty. Blaze* Elin is remarkably plain.*Blaze is a rank within the Flaming Fist, it's not her first name.
>>484386956yeah because she's a romance for cucks unless you kill Halsin in the prison cell without Shadowheart ever laying eyes on him
>>484388106it's funny how unaffected by racism both laezel and shart are. shart calls her a flatface and laezel looks amused. you can call shart a straight up mongrel and she brushes it off and takes no offenseit's dumb that there no options to be racist to gale or wyll
>>484389103Your loss, Blaise is still pretty.>>484389218if anything, Shadowheart gets more offended when Lae'zel calls her an elf.
>>484388085she's a cute tsundere
>>484389218>or wyllIf only my friend, if only.
Plain Elin is a cute
>>484389382*Plain isn't her first name
>women get the brunt of all racism in BG3Cancel Larian
>>484389557I wish, the BG3 fanbase is full of freaks that shouldn't be catered to. The chuddier the game the better
>>484386043>Gale thinks people cared about him
>>484389382I'd love to create a show that's a parody of Boy Meets World called Dyke Meets Wall
>>484388823a githyanki 8 is worth twice of a non gith 8
>>484389524My mistakeAnon’s wife Elin
>>484389879Anon sure is a lucky guy.
>>484390751Anon is swimming in luck, they even have a husband.
>>484388085She has your best interests at heart no matter how abrasive she might first be. Unlike a certain someone.
>>484390869Who?
>>484391220Anonymous, you should know!
895Hiding behind a character to make little snide remarks is not only dishonest and pathetic, it's also low-effort. And if you can't even shitpost in style then why are you here? We've got enough swine and rats.
>484392528 (you)
>>484392528>>484393072Now kiss
How would your favorite character feel if they knew you projected your fetishes onto them.Surprisingly this isn’t targeted at anyone
>>484393479You project your fetishes on your favorite character?
>>484393629Most definitely
>>484393714Quit doing that.
>>484393809Can’t i’m the midnight gooner
>do Halsin's quest in Act 2>kill him and don't resurrect himor hellif you don't give a fuck about the forest you can just kill him immediately upon him joining your campif you're letting him cuck you out of Shart then it's your own fault for not taking his life
>>484393479Depends on the fetish. I feel like Mizora would enjoy almost all of my ideas.
>>484393886I’m not gonna let them catch me oh no
>>484394075That pic is pure fucking cringe, Redditserk fan can't stop outing themselves as edgy 13 years old.
>>484393479Does Gortash like hand holding?
>>484394358it's actually really cool, but I understand you're trying to RP some sort of CE alignment or something
>>484393479But it was Orin that awakened me my current fetishes...
>>484394720*in me
LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THAT RAT
>>484394720another footfag?
uh, excuse me?
My wife, Nightwarden.>>484393479She would laugh at how vanilla I am relatively speaking and then list her own, a list that would make even a veteran rule34 content tag connoisseur blush.
>>484395049I wish it were that simple anon.No, Orin awakened in me something so profane and unholy, that I did not believe it was possible for a mortal to reach such levels of perversion. Sometimes when you look into the abyss, the abyss looks you straight into the eyes of your soul, until it reaches its deepest essence, staining it forever. Orin's gaze pierced any logical understanding of what distinguished my nature, first transforming it into monstrosity, then elevating it to Holy Beatification, and finally making havoc of it again.A human mind simply cannot comprehend such depravities.It's black lipstick kiss marks.
>>484395717Would she therefore, in your opinion, be more of a deviant? Or perhaps, yet a debutante compared to the high Matrons of Menzoberranzan?
Could namefag and his smoothies satisfy Minthara?
Mystra gave me a self explosion kink
>>484396450>>484396194>>484395879
>>484395879Understandable. Given her abilities, I like to imagine she's my personal assassin/spy. Also, imagine the magneto mystique meme, that's what I would do to her.
>>484396691Me? I would listen to what she has to say.Everyone asks "Who is Orin in our camp?"and no one asks "How does Orin feel in our camp?"
>>484397213I would listen to her. And then I would creampie her crusty pussy.
>>484395717Nightwarden is her unofficial title, it's not her first name. (Was it autism?)
>>484397856He's a retard.
>Spider's LyreBut Minthara doesn't have Musical Instrument Proficiency ?Also, Jaheria talks about playing the fiddle or something, and she's not proficient eitherwtf larian?
>>484398015Don't use the r-word here, it's very offensive. And I'm genuinely asking, because I can't tell if it was a joke the first time.
>>484398348It is a joke retard
>>484398348It wasn't a joke, namefag is a retard.
>>484396194lolCompared to most drow, she's downright romantic. Actually talking about true love? Getting married for real instead of to make backstabbing someone easier? Actually using the A-word (alurlssrin)? These things are rare indeed for a Meme-zoberranzan noble.Minthy being romantic despite being from a culture that wouldn't have encouraged that is part of why I like her. Uuuuooo individualism....>>484398137She was probably taught some basic tunes as part of her noble education, but not enough to really call yourself a musician.You can completely flub the performance check and Karniss still shows up, so perhaps that's also what she would have done.
>>484398137I can put stuff in a pot and make a stew, but that doesn't make me a cook does it?
>>484398802Dumb analogies aren't enough to justify that oversight I'm afraid
>>484398348back to r*ddit, retard
>>484393479They will get over the rape kink
Mother is such a funny first name for a 600 year old woman that has no children.
>>484399310>they
>>484393479well shartfags have an absolute meltdown and start attacking anyone who mentions her fetish of group sex with burly men, so as long as anon's waifu handles it better than those people
>>484399943A plural pronoun for the plural rapes I will commit on female characters
>>484393479sniffing and burying my face in shadowheart's panties... as she wears them
>>484400137I'll allow it. Go on, king.
>>484400137You should only have one wife, anon.
>>484400251>wife????
In light of the upcoming July 4th, who is the most American character of BG3?
>>484400770ArchPresident Enver Gortash
>>484400770Thisobald with wulbren's personality
>>484311045loose skin gives you more maneuverability if something chomps on you, so perhaps a practical evolution.
>>484399947imagine how bad the frogfag and shartfag meltdown is gonna be when they add even more gay stuff for the two together in the next patch
>>484401149They’re adding stuff?Should I, a fag of neither. Give a shit
>>484401149I went from wanting more BG3 content to not want Larian to ever touch this game again
>>484320250>shadowheart leadingsimps have the numbers, I'll give 'em that.>>484319547Demon wife, shredded, tall, golden retriever personality, demon killing war machine, can take out a death god avatar in one turnwhat's not to love?I would sandwich myself between her and lae'zel and never look back
How heartless and soulless do you have to be that an innocent yuri ship bothers you?
>>484401836>I hecking love out of character twitter pandering
>>484401836frogfags and shartfags hate each other so the devs basically making this ship soft canon gives them an existential crisis
>Arcane Trickster>Magical Ambush>While you are Hiding , your targets have Disadvantage on Saving throws against your Spells.>every time I go to cast a scroll, my character loses the Disadvantage bonusgod damn this subclass is SO BAD
>>484320250>with the one shoved down your throatNo one forces you to romance Shadowheart. If anything, Lae'zel is the one willing to fuck your guts after you kill a tiefling or two.>>484402027*retarded headcanon*lol
>>484402027>frogfags and shartfags hate each otherNo. Kill yourself.>so the devs basically making this ship soft canon gives them an existential crisisIt's not soft canon. It's not even a retcon. It's literally nothing but a crackship.
>>484325290I was not playing on honor mode, however by the time I got to him things with my build were getting silly.I'm talking full monk shenanigans, barbarian war machine, druid gang warfare and sorcerer meddling (hasting everyone then doing 160 aoe dmg a turn)
here comes the cope
Oh, rightThe motivator
>never show attraction to each other>refuse to share the player with the other>doesn't let the player fuck the otherBUT IT'S CANON BECAUSE JOHN WANTS FEMALE ATTENTION ON TWITTER THOUGHYuritards are a blight.
>>484402675>motivatorI love that thats what they call it
i'm not even attracted to women but its obvious what the devs are doing. keep coping idiot
>>484402837And what are they doing, monkey? Enlighten me.
I wonder where all the normal minthyposters go.
>game has one (1) uno singular crisis scene in camp>they're making the two of them ackshually loooove each otherOpening the game's mouth and forcibly removing the one last tooth in its otherwise toothless mouth.I beseech the crpg gods to give Swen the inspiration and fortitude to make a realistic game with realistic choices and consequences next time.
I can't stop Googling outcomes and lore before making big dialogue decisions.
Yuritards are literally playing with dolls
>namefag meltdownkek
>>484403239this place is gonna be a hoot in september
Checkmate retards all the characters are in love with ME
>>484403101you are making a mistake
>minthara getting more dialogues with Orin? Nah dude, here, Shadowheart is now a lesbian.
>>484403367no they're in love with ME
>the one accusing others of having a meltdown has a meltdown out of nowhereTypical.>>484402178Shadowheart carries the artefact and has probably the most useful class by default. Shoved down your throat is a little exaggerated but the game will kind of unsubtly signal to you this companion is probably important to have, if you try to ignore her. And of course, she's attractive and not alien looking, so her popularity is not surprising.
>>484403660….should we kiss now, since we’re the most attractive people in Toril?
>>484401836does frog become male in this situation? but then wouldn't female lay an egg? not that shadowheart could fertalize it? ... so many questions... is it even possible to have half frog humans?
With how easy this game is, I'm surprised there's 0 (zero) people posting challenge runs while the normiest of normies are capable of doing them.
>>484403692>most useful class by defaultThat still would be Lae'zel imo. You have to realize that most retards complain that their Shadowheart can't do anything in combat, a battle master fighter with githyanki racial abilities will always be simple and very strong.
>>484403645I'm gonna laugh my ass off if they finally change/get rid of some of the Halsin/Shadowheart dialogue but add a bunch of Lae'zel and Shadowheart romantic dialogue at the same time
>>484403097>>they're making the two of them ackshually loooove each otherIt's not really such a far-fetched ship in the absence of Tav. They have a lot in common and their character arcs run in parallel.
>>484403749...maybe so
>>484403942Just like Shadowheart and Astarion... or Lae'zel and Gale... or Lae'zel and Wyll...
>>484403942>It's not really such a far-fetched ship in the absence of TavWhy aren't they fucking each other if you romance neither? They never even flirt. They never showed attraction to each other. They are friends. Tops.
>>484404120>Why aren't they fucking each other if you romance neither?Not him but this might change next patch
>>484404026*makes out with you fiercely*
>>484404201This is never going to happen. So many characters need extra love and you're telling me that after over 6 months of being MIA, the first thing they do is shove Laezel inside Shadowheart's cunt to please their transsexual fans on twitter? Not happening. Ever.
>>484403790Keep that nerd shit out of here
>>484403790People do challenge runs on games with fun combat, 5e is awful.
>>484404120Because this isn't Mass Effect and companions don't pair with each other as a consolation prize after you've rejected them. Because Tav, as the de facto party leader, is going to be the first person for them during their crisis of faith, not the other. The group dynamic is completely different even if you maintain a platonic relationship with them.
>>484404336>the first thing they do is shove Laezel inside Shadowheart's cunt to please their transsexual fans on twitter?Unironically yes. They outright said they're adding more "gay" content for Shadowheart in the next patch at that Gay awards ceremony. People are assuming it's with Lae'zel, which it probably is, but to be fair it could be with any female character like Karlach or Minthara
>>484404201On the one hand, community had a massive meltdown when Larian suggested companions may romance each other without your input. On the other hand, they already made Karlach and Wyll a couple (half-assed but still) and I don't see many people mind this. I don't think Lae'zel x Shart is a good romantic pairing but their writers are total faggots, so who knows what we have in store.
>>484404556Astarion and Laezel can fuck just fine though. BG3 never shies away from making companions flirt with each other even when it's out of character but you're telling me that they couldn't make these 2 flirt? 2 of the companions with the most content, have never showed attraction to each other, could it be that pairing them would be out of character?
Speaking of characters romancing each other, remember this?What if it was real, and not a translation error? It's an interesting idea, and has actually been done before. Garrus and Tali hook up if you don't romance either of them. It seems like they're going to add something like that between Shart and Lazy, from the sound of it.
>Baldur's Gay patch but now you can romance both Shadowheart and Karlach>You will have to choose whether you retire with Shart or fight for Karlach's engine
>>484404851Probably miscommunication.
>>484404851You never fail to make a retard out of yourself. This is genuinely impressive.
>>484404851>>484404587
>>484404928It was. And they fixed the community update in less than a few hours. I don't see what making the companions date each other bring to the game, especially when so many of them have already barebone interactions with the player. But hey, at least Tumblr can ship companions ever harder.
>>484404890most players would prefer this but with how much shart's writer is spamming frog/shart shit on twitter there aint no way it isn't related to that. but maybe there's gay stuff added with more than one female companion
is there any negative consequences to using these dialogue options? I always avoided them out of fear it would change outcomes or relationships.. but I guess it's just extra dialogue and you can still not persuade them and it goes way after that.
I'm quite surprised Astarion doesn't get any homo stuff. He's such a flaming faggot, he would be a perfect candidate for some extra blackrock bucks.
>>484403942>They have a lot in common and their character arcs run in parallel.This whole thing still fails in the regard that Shart doesn't really show anything towards Lae'zel and how their respective romance starts is pretty counterintuitive.>Lae'zel initially just wants sex and 0 talk>Shadowheart would rather take her time>Lae'zel wants full commitment at a point where Shart has other things on her mindIt makes sense in an origin playthrough because you can just make characters act OOC but simply by removing Tav, they would have to bend their respective characters to make it float.Also, if you refuse Lae'zel, her first pick is Astarion, who just wants sex initially in his romance.
>>484405476Shadowheart has a funny reaction>>484405507>if you refuse Lae'zel, her first pick is AstarionShart and Lae'zel still hate each other during act 1, but they might just retcon it
>>484404839>Astarion and Laezel can fuck just fine though.Right. We're talking about romance and plausible ships, not Lae'zel getting some stress relief. It's always about sex with you "people."
>>484405507>Also, if you refuse Lae'zel, her first pick is AstarionNo, she chooses based on who your romantic partner is. If you're dating Shadowheart, she picks Astarion. If you're not dating Shadowheart, she never picks Astarion IIRC
>>484405724C U M
>>484405753>with you "people"With Larian? Yes.>>484405872The last time I played, she didn't even say who she's willing to bed. I had no romance at that point, though.
>>484405753Call it whatever you want, Laezel and Shadowheart have never ever expressed the remotest hint of attraction/love/whatever the fuck toward each other. Anything added in Patch 7 is a retcon made to appeal to transbians on twitter.
>>484406084i know shart is a bit of a natural flirt but that kiss and make up later line sounded fruity
>>484406084It doesn't really matter, if you play as either of them, you get shitload of cutesy unique dialogue options. Feels like they're gonna go for it, one way or another.
People liked yuri ships way before all these new buzzwords appeared. What strange impasses some are led to, due to a need to posture in some imaginary culture war.
>>484405507Does declining to sleep with Lae'zel end her romance? I realize I never explored this option before.
>>484406414>imaginaryDon’t tell them that this is all very very real to them
>>484406389Motherfucker if you play as any origin you get these cutesy unique dialogues.>>484406414And here comes grandpa with his wisdom straight from MySpace. Please do ignore the twitter pandering, it might start to make you think.
>>484406414Yeah... most people don't even care about this game anymore. There are a couple of waifufags not happy and of course the bearfag is terminally assmad but that's about it. Even if they added Shadowheart and Lae'zel getting in a full on relationship if neither is romanced, hardly anyone would care outside of here
>please do ignore the twitter narrativesYes.pngWhy should anyone care is beyond me.
>>484407079>gale's face when he cooked eels and turnips boiled in milk
>>484406696I had the dialogue to initiate Lae'zels romance for a while, then promised myself to Shart at the Tiefling party and Lae'zel teased me about it when i spoke to her at the party.Was still able to fuck her on the next long rest, however.Both Astarion and Karlach also comment if you went with Shart at the party, no clue whether they comment on choosing other companions.
>>484407128Because it's a precedence and they'll push their faggotry even further? It's like with gay marriages in real life. The slippery slope.>>484407204I wouldn't mind trying his meals
>>484407128Why care about anything really? Who cares if characters are acting OoC, you know what, let's quit pretending to care about the story and its characters, let's finally admit that people play BG3 to spam reckless attacks on LVL3 goblins, that's the good shit right there.
>>484407449>push their faggotry even further? It's like with gay marriages in real life. The slippery slopeDude this is not the game for you. Larian would probably ban the sale of it to you if they could
>>484407684I'm just keeping it real with you. I can enjoy media without gay slop in my mouth.
Would lizardfuckers be into frogsAsking for a friend.
>>484407684Tencent holds 20% of Larian's stocks, they couldn't care less about where the money comes from.
will the gay patch finally make bearschizo and the other mental cases leave
>>484408114I've already stopped shitposting about Shadowheart, count your blessings. If you want more out of character retcons to please freaks, be my guest, bottomfeeder.
>>484407935I don't think so. Just tell him that he can create a huge lizard mommy with bedroom eyes.>>484408114letting those hacks write their obnoxious bullshit without any supervision is never a good idea
>>484408114no the sharters are here to stay
>>484407502>Why care about anything really?I care about our wives, our pictures. When it's not rooted in the reality of the game, but rather whatever twitter narrative you may or may not have made up on the spot? It's a waste of time. Oh look, Literal Who just tweeted about Some Thing you ought to get upset about. And the world keeps spinning.
>>484408114>other mental casesI can’t I definitely did something bad in a previous life that has kept me tethered to this place.
Would namefag kill himself if Larian made Minthara heterosexual?
>>484408792This. Game. You're. Jerking. Off. To. Is. Being. Retconned. To. Appeal. To. Freaks. On. Twitter. What. Is. Your. Major. Malfunction?
i hope they make laezel walk over to shart's tent every morning and they whisper sweet nothings to each other. i hope they make a gortash romance route for durge. this place will be a prime source of entertainment
>This. Game. [HEAD. CANON.]
Do you hear the people sing?Singing the song of angry menIt is the music of a people who will not be slaves again
>>484409249Step 1: Denial.>>484409218>i hope they make a gortash romance route for durgeMe too.
>>484409218I'm sure you do.
>>484409383You like musicals king? I listen to musicals when I fantasize about the characters
/bgg/eddit wouldn't have kept that energy if Wyll and their favorite characters were the one retconned.
>>484409427>gortash romance for durgeI want it in conceptI do not want it in execution one of those things where it wouldn’t live up to my expectations so I’d just be disappointed with what I got
>>484409807Quit being such a debby downer and try to be hopeful about stuff for a change
I thought they already said no gort romances
>>484409953Yeah, they're too busy making their characters worse.
Somewhere beyond the barricadeIs there a world you long to see?
>>484409953They did iirc>>484409905I’m sorry you don’t like my opinion. I don’t think they would make something I personally would be happy with so I’d rather it not exist.
>>484409549I like Les Mis, and that's about it and I'm leaning real hard into it for the Captain François Dubonais character
>>484410303I see, you should check out the other musical about france and deformed psychopaths.
I bet they have the courtesy to not have any of the Lazy+Shart stuff play if you're romancing one of them. Which is more courtesy than they had with the Halsin stuff.In fact, I'm taking bets on whether the Halsin stuff is removed or not. I'm thinking 60-40 odds.If any two characters should have a relationship, it should be Karl and Wyll, because at least they had hints of it in the game already.Or Dammon and Karl, but that's twice as unlikely now, after Dammon's actor was le canceled.If the Lazy+Shart stuff is all late in act 3 and only on their respective positive paths where they can see the similarities in each other, then that's one thing, but you know it's going to start in act 1 when they're still supposed to hate each other. That's most of the problem with it for me. It's probably going to override their existing story, because they want people to see it and they look at the data and see that only half of the players have even made it out of act 1.Maybe they'll surprise us, and it'll be well written and feel natural. But part of me just doubts that.
>>484410564>If any two characters should have a relationship, it should be Karl and Wyllthey won't do a black on black romance, its just impossible
>>484410754Kek>>484410564Also holy melt-ola
>>484410564>Halsin stuff removed>implying Corcoran will ever let that happenThey're obviously not cutting any content.
>>484410564Yay even more dogshit wyll content
>>484410564>I'm taking bets on whether the Halsin stuff is removed or not. I'm thinking 60-40 oddsat most they might change a couple lines but at this point i doubt it. i can see that one act 3 swimming banter being removed possibly
Whats this Lae'zel/Shadowheart content everyone's going on about?Is it just Yurifags being yurifags or is there actual content larian is introducing for it?
>>484410810no really there are zero black on black romances in media, its always black on white/asian/etc
>>484411204concern trolling primarily
>>484411204Shadowheart has been awarded the title of best LGBTQIA+++++++++ character by gay journalists and her writer or VA were teasing extra gay stuff in the next update
>>484411204Shadowheart's writer said there's new gay content for her in the next patch
>>484411435I love Lae'zel
pridemonth was last month, why are they moving the big gay durgetash update to september?
>>484411435They're turning the frogs gay, I hope that John gets a brain tumor for his birthday
>>484411676>frogsOnly Lae'zel. Frog Stacies are safe.
Do frogs like human cock?
>>484411480>>484411431Huh, I see. Well, if they actually put it in I'm gonna be annoyed about it because it's just more of Larian altering the game to pander to weirdo internet groupsIF they actually put it in>>484411324Yep, makes sense
>>484411990According to larian, frogs like helf pussy
>>484411990You mean like, for eating?
>>484411990>human cock
>>484412170Lets just say you put a frog and a human man in the same room.Would the frog be like insatiably horny?
>>484412347I mean, she would either kill the man or attempt to fuck him. Not sure if that's good.
>>484412347yes
>>484412606>>484412813Fantas-dick!
Where are the cute tavs….i’m dying over here…i’m dying from lack of cute tavs
>>484413359
>>484413483>>484413582Fugly at best, get the fuck out of my general.
10/10 auto pathinghttps://files.catbox.moe/ai5rx8.mp4
>>484413870Ok i found a cute tav! It’s okay everyone we don’t have to post ‘other cute ones’
>>484413750nice slideshow
A Gortsis a couple days ago wanted to know how I killed himIt's time
>>484414004literally just dalyria's face and hairstyle
>>484414307Anon's Tav's face* and Sloncha's hairstyle*
Ripping Inwe's stupid hat out of her head!Dangling it in front of her face!
did this idiot really let me meet with him face to face when I can just kill him or is it some kind of illusion/projection magic
>>484414882my wife in the right corner
>>484414882>when I can just kill himTry it. He's surrounded by Hellfire Watchers, each of which has 300 HP and tons of utility + damage.It's actually the hardest fight in the game, and unless you're heavily optimized, you die.
I wonder what's behind the Shadowfrog affair...
>>484415584Shut up.
don't worry frog has got this despite being smashed through the floor or something
>>484415584>that dark haired chick watching dev steal her womanlol
Terrible. If only there was some way to prevent this senseless tragedy.
>>484415748I set off the ironhand bomb, I win
>>484414165Make sure to really give him the business he deserves it
Kissing Inwe on her cute forehead!Watching her frown turn into a smile!
>>484415909Cucked by a Frog. Halsin has a new opponent
>>484417389Sorry, I'm only into his cuter sister.
>>484417579watchu say?
>>484417897The dark borger
>>484417389*gets murdered*
idk what to do I need a minute to consult my wife shadowheart on the matter...
>>484417897>no white irisdropped
>>484418023>>484418169WATCHU SAYhttps://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/1280/52f79873ae15fe3b9706a4c0094230c5.jpeg?9311578
>>484418194You said your character had downs right?As a certified retard I say you should take his deal
>>484417897gyatt damn, imagine getting throated by her in this cosplay
>>484418396not cute and not canon
>>484418483no no no it's a trick everyone is out to get me, no one can be trusted except for my shadow wife!
>>484418804Stop feeding into my paranoid delusions!
Kissing my husband on the forehead after a long day. Giving him a tight hug and telling him I love him. Settling down for the evening in my husband's arms.
>>484418396>only 3 pages of Orin>majority of it is futagrim
Why is a squid trying to fuck me?
>>484418504sorry bro i got rid of the tail IT'S CANON NOWhttps://files.catbox.moe/vr0uob.png
>>484419460Stop that I like that russian artist and the way she draws cocks.You will put respect on her name.
>>484404423>>484404513Why are you still obsessed with a videogame if you hate it as a videogame then?
>>484419573Watermarks suck bro i'm sorry
>>484419718Ask people why they like BG3 and not one of them will mention the 5e turn based combat
>>484420165I like turn based combat.
>>484420165This.>>484420370You are a subhuman unironically.
>>484420572Ok it’s just wizard chess man
>>484420572Based.
>>484420370I said 5e turn based combat, lil bro.
>>484418975this but wife and Shadowheart.
>>484417897>platform heelslove it, subhuman footfags seething forever is my dream
>>484418975This but with my wife, Jenevelle.
>>484419718I don't play the game for the game, I play it for Shadowheart
>>484421471you can cope and seethe all you want, Orin is our feet empress, just like Mizora.
>>484418975this but with shadowheart while her cuck husband watches. ok, back to doing exactly that. may silvanus guide you!
>>484421869Put your name back.
>>484421986sorry
Oak Father preserve all anons in this thread.
Is the slopwhiner gone?We almost look like a real general for once.
not obsessed btw
>>484422106Thanks.
>>484422469It's literally the slopwhiner falseflagging as me so yes, the slopwhiner is obsessed
>namefag shows up>thread turns to shitEverytime
midriff-lach
Is the namefag in the room with us right now?
You need pasta sauce for blood to be able to read his name
>>484422817can you point out which posts are falseflags?
>>484423794
>>484423794>>484424687People complain about half-orc bodies but like this?
>>484425142this guy apparently I'm not here to judge though>>484361858
sir your shoulderpads.
>>484424005Yeah it's (You)
>>484423794You managed to make a frog look like a total airhead. That's quite the accomplishment
>>484425142Half-orcs look like dehydrated bodybuilders with single digit body fat percentage before a competition, they're revolting. Karlach just has some scar tissue, which isn't the same thing and isn't inherently off-putting. I think the scars are somewhat cute, actually.
>>484426292Well thank you
>>484426452I think they're hot.
>>484424005No one else is reposting that ugly tav
s-sisters...?!
>>484427108Untrue I use this one when I wanna falseflag as him
>>484427220Patty is a cuter high elf
gith men
>>484427443WOOD ELF ANONWOOD ELF
ABC WITH BHAAL A is for Abazigal, blue Bhaalspawn thrown down B is for Bone Throne, Bhaal diced there for a crown C is for Cyndre, assasin wizard of Thay D is for Deathstalkers, cultists who slay E is for Elkan, by Gromnir betrayed F is First Murder, the Bhaal primate's aide G is for Gorion's Ward, foe like no other H is Helena, shapechanger mother I is for Illasera, Bhaalspawn fighter-mage J is for Jergal, exhaused by age K is for Keen Strike, Bhaal's order great L is for Liia, Duke Jannath of the Gate
>>484428112K is for kill, yourself
>>484428850That ain't him, no way in hell has he played the older games or understands this lore at all
where does the dark urge succeed where nate from fo4 failed?they're both established people with established backstories before the start of the game yet one is clearly more loved a protagonist people often criticize nate (and the quest design of fo4) for doing lots of side quests instead of trying to find his kidnapped son shaun, yet don't criticize the dark urge's character (and larian's quest design) even though most of the time he spends doing side quests and not looking for a cure to the tadpole is there a concrete answer as to why one character is hated while the other is so loved?
>>484427854SHE'S A HIGH ELF TO ME!
Good evening. *Rolls the dice* I love my wife.
>spending eternity as a slave for your dom mommy Mizoraoh nooooooo how horrible!
>>484430657It's called marriage.
>>484430916how terrible...god i hope that doesn't happen to me not with mizora but fr not with mizora
>>484370519Berri would never hurt her cousin Merri
>>484431001You will spend it with bane
>>484431257does he have to be there
In my name.
she'd be a good mom
How can I get Lolth to obsess over me?
>>484431840you specifically will never have a yandere girlfriend
>>484432279Don't say that.
>>484413870Sloncha/Dal sure are pretty.>>484424005Lug sure is pretty too.
>>484431464yes, I'm sorry
>>484432837love without sacrifice is meaningless..
>squid is speaking to me>accidentally click on person and start dialogueI HATE THIS FUCKING GAME
feels like a weird line
>>484355527Got him.
>>484431840You just have to become him.
>>484433258weird Lae'zel hair modI don't like it
>>484434094You are being frog racist!
WTF
Remember when people still had hope about BG3? All the Definitive Edition wishlists people used to post? What the frog killed the hype?
>>484435042No gortash romance
>>484435031you found all the MGOD haters
>>484435174mintharafag warped youonto his cock
>>484435156You have 5 minutes to explain how Tav is supposed to romance Gortash in the span of 3 to 5 long rests before killing the brain
>>484435338Quickly and roughly!
>>484435042Swen Vincke is the nameSpace is the game
>>484435042The hype wasn't destroyed it was just transformed into space game hype
>>484435484I'll take it.
>>484435719not if i beat you to him
>>484435338He baits you into a romance and tries to kill you if you fall for itIf you don't, you become friends until the brain is destroyed, then he tries to kill
>>484436002>if you fall for iti know what i'm getting into anon I'm not falling for anything
>>484436002He saw you kill a LVL20 brain, why would he try to kill you?
>>484436194Bane wanted a dominated brain and lil G is a zealous puppet
>>484422389god I hope so
>>484436421The reason why I'm still in this shithole, nay, still alive
>>484436194Bane is like Ascended Astarion but at least Astarion has the excuse of being high off vampiric AIDS.
>>484436659frogposters truly are the most pathetic creatures
>>484436925
I NEED to have a threesome with Asty and Gale
>>484436896>BaneI meant Gortash...
>>484437107It's always about gay sex with you people
>>484436659i feel that way too
>>484437295I'm a horny older woman, and I'd also like to add Karlach into my group sex fantasy.
>>484436896Would you believe that's my favorite Astarion ending???
>>484437618No comment.
>>484437752I'm consistent
>>484437491Hornyanon...
there is nothing "mommy" about karlach and anyone who calls her that is reddit or didn't play the game, or boththe only mommy companion is jaheira and maybe minthara
>>484437915I just want all of them to take their turns using me sexually. I MUST be the camp whore. Larian please add this in patch 7 I beg you.>>484438040She calls herself Mama K.
>>484438040Reddit sees a tall bitch and the first thing they think about is getting dominated by her, pretty sad.
>>484438040>there is nothing "mommy" about karlach and anyone who calls her that didn't play the gamethe fucking irony here
>>484438209I cannot judge reddit for being horny
>>484438183why are women like this
You guys are all pathetic and should consider ending it.
>>484438816If i kill myself i wont be able to think about Gortash and that simply isn’t gonna work out
You waifufags are all precious and should consider LIVING.
>>484438816This but only if you romance male companions
>vlaakith doesn't know me tho
Husbandostacies are the best posters in these threads and they all deserve love.
I love Shar. Good night, /bgg/.
>>484438183>>484438574mama k is not her fitting the "mommy" archetype at all
>>484439980Sweet dreams in her blissful embrace.
>>484440128people are probably referencing the fact that she's protective
>>484440346Karlach gives off big sister vibes, people calling her a dommy mommy are reddit scum.
>>484440346lae'zel's face
>>484440674has been a constant source of joy this run yes
*ambient bar closing music*
>be rogue+ranger multi class>+13 to hit >Get into combat>*MISS* X3VS>CHAD Tiger Barbarian>22 STR, 18 DEX>Advantage on everything >*CRIT* X3
PUNISH ME MOMMY
>>484433258Maybe she suspects you're a githzerai
>>484441946give her a bath first pls anon theres blood and shit all over her>>484441985fair?
>>484426692Where did you get that raider outfit? A mod? I want to equip my frog with one
Can i use the war horn on the inquisitor fight I don't wanna blow an action/bonus action if not possible
>>484441887Thank you for settling the long-standing debate between these two with six attack rolls.
>>484442240https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5334 stole lae's undies for the look btw
>>484442421Thank you.
>Lae'zel has realistic pussy hairHoly shit how can the devs be this based?
>>484435031/vt/ermin rrats everywhere!
>>484439627>>484442240>mfw (my frog when) there are two concurrent frog runs
>my gith monkery is so powerful i don't even need the ogres beautiful
>>484440128>>484440346it's like when you find the sussur flower for the first time as a spellcaster and Karlach literally says that she will protect you
>>484442253no
>>484443436well i didn't even need it ezpz
>>484443429lae'zel's reaction is way funnier
>>484443619dumb bitch
>>484443759t. someone who needs lae'zel to make up his shortcomings
can i fuck a kobold yet or is this game trash
>>484442882Wat, really? Do gith Tav have hair down there, too?
>>484442253it's not an action and you can't use it in the mointain pass
Does fighting Marcus at the inn blow my cover and affect my ability to infiltrate the moonrise towers? Is there any drawback to fighting him?
>>484443892I know for a fact they do.
>>484443932No and no.
>>484443429mommy archetype is more than "protective" this guy >>484440448 had it right
>>484443868There's enough bestiality in the game
>>484443619not funnyquack though, now THAT is funny
>>484444091It's whatever to me, but she literally calls herself mommy K.
Good night. Going to go dream of my husband now.
>>484444090Shouldn't it?
>>484444454goodnight anon
>>484444236completely missing the point because her personality doesn't have mommy or milf vibes like the reddit "muscle mommy" shit people label her as (because they did not play the game)
This argument is almost as dumb as the gender meltdown from yesterday. Almost.
>>484444236>literallyNo she doesn't.
>>484444694She calls herself 'Mama' K not mommy K
I can call myself mama luigi and it doesn't make me a milf
>>484444942Correct.
>>484444814You ruined it, you faggot.it was too obvious anyway, whatever.
>>484444942Don't be namefagphobic.
>>484444942Irrefutable.
>>484445025he will never be a mother
>>484445005I'm sorry I didn't know what you were doing>>484445119kek
>>484321004>>484321019>>484321024>>484321767I'm also redrawing the lae'zel dragon riding picture on a slightly bigger canvas. It's just a study of an existing dnd illustration, but with Lae'zel instead of some random gith>>484343413I tried keeping it ambiguous, but originally the idea was that Lae'zel was looking to jump Shart now that she's met one of her kin who's looking for the artifact. >>484321148ew lewd
daddy halsin
heh...
>>484445249lae'zel is the funniest gith I know>>484445186cute drawing
>>484444658It's nothing-posting. Posting about nothing to waste time and make number go up. This hour's most pressing issue: whether Karlach fits the "mommy" or "big sister" archetype more. Next on the list: Do changeling pronouns matter?
>>484445334Yes. Orin is a woman.
I didn't progress will's story before starting act 2. Can I still recruit car latch?
>>484445513Probably not? No idea.
>Orin is a woman...who frequently shapeshifts into a man. What does that say about their identity? Let's ask reddit, twitter and tumblr what they think about it.
>>484445513If you can still go back to the act 1 map then yes, since you can recruit Karlach even if you never talked to Wyll
>>484445334I like making number go up
>>484445726She's a woman, we went through that.
>>484445797Never post that again.
>>484446008I've been starving him
>>484445726I don't get it, so you're also saying if a man shapeshifts into a woman, he's still a woman?
I said DON'T get Jessica riled up with another stupid gender argument, it's past her bedtime.
>>484446008
DESPITE ALL MY GLEE I AM STILL JUST A RAT IN BEE GEE GEE
Words have a meaning. The Emperor is male. Orin is a woman. Squidlach is female. Nocturne is a man.
here's some words for you, kill yourself
>>484446352Gortash is a human!
and lae'zel is a cute
>>484446134still a man*
>>484446446>>484446446>>484446446I swear I had this OP ready for hours before the Karlach topic came up
>>484446427here are*
>>484446202why is birdzel laying eggs
>>484446518vlaakith blessed her
