>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>previous>>484743427
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great stars looks like a really painful anal dildo thing. thats why its brown
>>484767513I salute the Miquellester
Consort radahn is great and I'm glad there is finally a boss that made me improve my gameplay.
>>484767608promised consort malenia or mohg or godwyn or tarnished would of been way cooler and better and more awesome
>>484767552fuck you you evil bastard, threads have been shit since you returned.you are a fucking piece of dogshit and i won't let you do what you want you evil cunt.
>>484767693you are... 2 late
>>484767658Rolling sparks victim
>>484767513Malenia should've beaten some sense into Miquella
hi /erg/i wanted to ask of your rating of the dlci did a playthrough of the base game back in 2022, and overall quite liked itdecided to reinstall for the dlc release, is it good?
>>484767687>would of
Is holy decent in the DLC or 90% of the bosses have 80% resistance to it? I still have the golden order greatsword stashed somewhere
>>484767747its pretty much on par with the base game
what's the best faith weapon rn? is it the fire knights greatsword?
>>484767747it's fun but some of the lore decisions are very questionable if you're a lorefag. and the performance is kind of bad
First time this happened to mei think the lion got PTSD
>>484767801That or the sunflower
>>484767872Sekiro 2
>>484767845just use spells and kill him from a ledge where he can't reach you.
fix miquella incantations already reeeee375% motion value is all well and good but imagine if it got the proper +10% helm +15% dryleaf seal offhand bonus its supposed to instead of fucking +10 damage / +15 damage>353 scaling erdtree seal>375% base damage (not counting secondary pillars)>+20% holy tear>+20% sapping tear>+12% scorpion>+8% flocks canvas>+15% golden vow>+10% miquella helm>+15% dryleaf sealthat would be 3350 damage miquellas light from max range with minimal buffing, no skibidi counted (6700 pve)let me do it already
>>484767907>in light of Elden Ring's success it becomes openworld slop>widely-spaced copy-pasted enemy encampments for you to stealth kill everyone in
>they spent 40 dollars on unoptimized DLC that got balance patched not long after releaseExplain yourselves.
>>484768018i play ps4 version on ps5 where performance is ok
>>484768018I spent £34.99 not $40.
>Midra goes crazy>Last act is to beg forgiveness from "Nanaya">Who is a blonde woman with no eyesAh, it's Shabiri. Awesome, mystery solved
What is the highest riposte damage weapon in the game?
>>484767873the sunflower is actually good? why? because of the aow?
>>484767743He just wants a himbo
>>484767845
>>484767747It's a 9/10. If you liked the main game you'll like the expansion. The only thing I didn't like about it was the abrupt ending.
>>484767608>attacks create huge damage zones which do constant massive damage and last longer than the iframes of a roll, making them impossible to dodge>massive health pool>no safe zone, can instantly attack from across the arena>does like 4 different damage types>melee attacks have ridiculous range>also has a double swing which cannot be rolled throughYes, great design. I wish the game had more bosses like this.
>>484768120She has eyes
>every big boy boss helm piece comes with their scalp, bloodthirsty indian style>Miquella''s circlet could have his glorious cascade of golden locks>it's just the circletFucking hell i want to be beautiful too
>>484768202I don't remember asking you to respond to me crying about how bad you are at the game.Find someone else to whine to.
>>484767747Its good. The best aspect IMO is the world design. Try to avoid spoiling yourself, and instead figure things out on your own. The map has a huge amount of verticality and is almost puzzle-like in its design. Its alot of fun and makes for some engaging open-world exploration. Visually its stunning, and the bosses are pretty cool. Tough, but cool.Not without its problems though. Performance is all over the place and the balance is fucked (Alot of new shit is undertuned). People complain about the bosses, but that is unironically mostly just shitters being shitters.If anyone wanted to wait for a month or two before buying it, I would probably say that's the wiser choice. It was released in a pretty scuffed state, which is never acceptable, no matter what company or franchise it is.
>>484767969Here's your damage buff.
Let's say you cannot fix the lands between because everything is rotten to the coreand you are given the option to burn it all into the ground scorched earth no survivorslet's call it the frenzied flamewouldn't that be the equivalent to just giving up?
>>484768120midra should have been the final boss but then he would have been made more difficult in an asinine way so maybe it's better how it is now
anyone else having really bad FPS whenever Miquella shows up?MSI Afterburner says it's still 60fps (except during the holy laser, goes down to 45) but it's definitely not 60fps feels more like 20-25, like I'm playing bloodborneI tried lowering everything but it seems like it makes no difference at all
>>484767513>>484768061How can anyone watch this and not believe in input reading?
>>484767780
>>484768353What? I literally said I want more bosses like this.
>>484768120He did because frenzied pussy is out of this world right? I don't see any other reason considering the price he had to pay for it was pretty steep (mansion felt, servants beheaded, eternity of suffering)
>>484767780decent and greatswords can't be bad because of posture damage and HA
Aight, I did the thing. I'm not certain Antspur's rot contributed much at all. I feel like I should've used bleed Cleanrot for the extra range.Welp, I'm still missing two more endings for the cheevo and might as take this STR/ARC build to the end. What weapons should I try aside from the drumstick and Meteoric Ore GS?
Can somebody post what a typical Frenzy build would look like?Bonus points if you also make it partly melee instead of just spells
>Radahn mindbreaking players into liking his fight Uhhh based?
>>484768448pierce chads won?
>>484768448Thanks fren, not as bad as I thought
>>484768440because 90% of the the time people bitch about input reading they're not actually getting input read
I will build a throwing knife char maybe with Dane or some sword
>>484768395giving up means that rotten thing can keep rotting making everything worseburning it to the ground leaves the space for new developments
>>484768448>120 poise>80 poiseAt this point I'm not even surprised. So many DLC enemies just sit there and take it.
>>484768671Fight sucks
Ranni doesn't use the Gates of Divinity at any point in her ending, does she? All her planning seems divorced from the route Marika and Miquella went
>>484768202>also has a double swing which cannot be rolled throughStaying next to his right leg all the time is the solution
>>484768367I still don't understand why does it give you a damage buff
>>484768783What would they complain about instead, then?
Which way, FTH CHAD?
>>484769059not the gooner way for sure
>>484769059BOOBIES
What does Frenzied pussy feel like? Would sex with Nanaya(before she became a mummy) or Hyetta(before she became a corpse) feel good?
>>484767658These things are a genuine chore to fight. It's basically just a fucking rythem minigame that gets interrupted constantly by their retarded projectile spam. The puzzle with the one on the cerulean coast is also just retarded. I tried throwing in every kind of pot into the top of it before the hefty fire pot. Oil pot to cause an explosion? Nope. Ghostflame pot to extinguish the flame? Nope. Rock Pot directly into its face to stagger it? Nope. No the giant furnace automaton is damaged by throwing more fire into into its burning whirlwind of a furnace. Why? Premiumu japaneseu gaemu designu.At least rebooting the one in the Unte Ruins with a furnace golem pot was intuitive, but having to willingly revive one just to have to then fight it was a tough choice.
>>484768448>gaius is weak to holywhatis that albinauric cunt fucking dead
>>484767608sword saint isshin was difficult, fun and rewarding (don't even get any weapons)consort radahn is difficult, unfun and unrewarding (even though you get armor/weapons; they're shit)
>>484769059who are they?
>>484769390Rellana and Rennala
radahn is stupid
>>484769220based retard missing the note to the right of giant ass entrance into shadow keep
>>484767593its blood and rust
>>484769059Me on the left
half this game wouldn't be nearly as "hard" as it is if you didn't have to fight through phase 1 of every boss before fighting the real boss in phase 2 that kills you instantly off of any mistake making it impossible to actually learn
>>484769516LONDON
>>484769059Messmer banging his aunt is so random.
is that all crucible talisman worth using or is it just suicide?
>>484769525The game should automatically skip Phase 2 cutscenes after the first time.
I didn’t really mind most of the reused enemies from the base game in the DLC but the misbegotten near one of the forges felt really out of place.
>>484768440Because this shit was patched ~2 years ago lol
>>484769220>The puzzle with the one on the cerulean coast is also just retarded.you're supposed to find a note that warns about throwing fire pots and furnace pots against furnace golems near the entrance of the shadow keep
>>484769525>The game wouldnt be nearly as hard if you just made it twice as easygroundbreaking stuff anon
>>484769406it doesnt look like them
>>484769603>his auntThey quite literally are not related. She's Radagon's sister in law. Your father's sister in law from a previous marriage has no relation to you whatsoever.
>>484769603more like delusional aunt thinking she could get messmer's big snake
>>484769603It really isn't
PPPFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBLBLBLBBBBBBBBBB calling Miquella a little slut between tummy raspberries PPPPPPPPFFFFFFBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHFFFFFFFFFFFFffff
>>484769757Don't care. It is funnier to imagine it as his aunt.
>>484769864That doesn't make it true though bro. It does make it hotter tho.
>>484768120>Shabriri is a Jewish demon who inflicts blindness>Nanaya is a Sumerian / Akkadian goddess of loveHe can't keep getting away with it
>>484769848Pretty random.>Messmer>Symbol of fear>Made his whole iconography a way to make people hate him instead of his mother>Leads a crusade to burn the hornsent culture to a ground to cover up the original sin>flees the erdtree once his nature is discovered>His aunt is obsessed with him and is also a carian princess
>just a friendly reminder >Ranni, much like her mom, Aunt, and brother, loves FTH Chad dick >its genetic >it's literally written in their stars that they'll get mindbroken by FTH dick >Ranni canonically only likes FTH based builds >just a reminder
>>484769453>>484769671I found that note like 20 hours later when I actually progressed towards the black keep. That still doesn't make it any less retarded. Fighting fire with fire is not intuitive and even if the game tells you to do it, it doesn't make sense for it not to be the oil pot or something.
>>484767747it basically feels like a sequel in scope and size. if you like base, you'll like this.
>>484769059It would be hilarious if they datamined Rellana's face somehow and she turned out to be Freyja's tier instead of 99% of her fanart being Rennala but with a braid
>>484770003i think you might just be retarded anon
>>484769757Ex-aunt then. Or do you not call the wife of your uncle your aunt?
>>484768202>attacks create huge damage zones which do constant massive damage and last longer than the iframes of a roll, making them impossible to dodgethis nigga doesn't know how to dodge the gravity vortex...
Post em
>>484768367There's reasonable damage buffs and unreasonable damage buffsflask and golden vow and maybe boiled crabs are the only really viable buffs for general pve and pvp, and for pvp you're getting into invasions onlyif you're going to use shabriris howl you could go full retard and seppuku, poison perfume and inventory swap all the madness/bleed/poison temporary buffs and then slap on an oil potion or royal knights resolve or terra magicka or whatever for your big single hit before all the buffs expirePeople shouldn't complain about numbers with ritual sword talisman + golden vow + flask because that's all shit you could use in a casual playthrough without much bother
>>484770001>gives a moonlight sword that scales off int as a wedding gift>secretly is hoping we're fucking unable to use itWhat the fuck bitch I see why Radagon made his into a holy sword just to give it to a random homeless dude in a cave
>girlfriend wants to buy the collector's edition even though we both have the dlc>ask her why>she says some shit about how it's a good dlc>look up the collector's edition>it comes with a messmer statue>tab over and scroll /erg/>yumes lusting over messmer without any shame>every single threadi think im starting to hate this faggot piece of shit beyond just the retarded bossfight
>>484768809But the frenzy flame doesn't allow anything new to be built because it goes against it's M.O. Frenzy flame is quitter adjacent because it seeks to never allow something new to sprout as that implies distinguishing and dividing.
That sunflower fight goes hard...
>>484768061this still happens to me frequently and it pisses me off
>>484767801leda's
>>484770001Counterpoint: All of their relationships failed since they went for FTHfags who preferred FTH women (just Marika, really)
>>484770001Now that I have finally finished killing your family in my righteous crusade it is now time for us to lead a righteous crusade together across the cosmos.
>>484770140Or you could buy the helmet, a red wig and make her happy
>>484770140all 18 inches of messmer
>>484770140>>484770294Reminder that it's canon
The game's crafting system feels like a parody of itself.You're roaming around picking up literal bugs and sticks and poop and using them to make stuff, most of which is redundant or can already be bought from merchants
>>484770284Literally the exact same fashion I was gonna use on my holyfag coop character, nice
>>484770140Messmer was the best boss this DLC and I'm not even a Yoomer.
do you think messmer ever used the snakes on himself?
>>484770253Ranni watching the Tarnished walk past her summon sign to go fuck Marika's fat ass.Ranni becoming another mindbroken Carian woman.
>>484770140Just cosplay him
>>484770135KONO POWA
>>484770139I mean it's a wedding gift anon a ceremonial sword I went to my cousins wedding and she and her husband did a little glass shard ceremony that melted glass shards together and made a very intricate vase that represented the two of them. It's a display piece, but they don't actually use it like a vase I assume it's the same here she expects you to hang the sword above your throne or in your office or some shit, not swing it around and get it bloody and beat up
>>484770095It can't be ex-aunt because he wasn't born yet. She was never his aunt.
>>484770464GET THE CHEST STRETCHER
>>484770443Ranni and Marika both watching as my head fucking combusts into flames and I burn the world (they said they like faithchads)
>>484770413anon that's literally the only fashion I've ever seen from anyone who describes their character as "holy", "paladin", or "crusader" it's more common than a spellsword character wearing carian knight
FTHchuds should stick to fucking dragons, snakes and other animalsCarian INT princesses are built for STRchads who can't do math
>>484770140just say you wish they made a leda statue (or miquella).
>>484770140>yumes lusting over messmer without any shameWhy would there be shame?
who /humble drip/ here?
>>484769851Why is he such a slut? Mommy issues?
>>484769715he has a point though. its literal artificial difficulty. a large part of the difficult in this game comes from the fact that it prevents you from actually learning it instead of actually being hard,
>>484770576It used to be the haligree knight set and crusader helm but ye I guess everyone switched over to leda's armor
>>484770579You say that but every carian princess we know of canonically lusted after FTH cock.
>>484770490Messmer is the oldest you doof.
>>484770253yet it's still literally written into their biology to go for FTH Chads and get mindbroken They're like crazy lovestruck Latinas. they latch on and will go absolutely fucking insane
Wake me up when there's porn of Messmer plowing Melina.
Stop loving evil men and women who are bad for you
>milady looks like it's not gonna be great in pvp>several attacks can blend together for absolutely outrageous damage before the opponent can even react, jumping r2 into r1 is like 700-800 damage and most people can't even roll out in time
>>484770640Miquella could "mind control" me anytime.
>>484770758it's so FUCKING sexy, bros.
>>484770713Source: your ass, he has red hair which makes him Radagon's kid. Meaning Rennala and Godfrey's kids are all older than him.
>>484770739I'm surprised there isn't messmer x marika shit, Messmer screams "I'd fuck my mom if she let me" vibes
>>484770284the sword looks so fucking cool but i just cant make the aow work
>>484770758don'tyou'll trigger poopa
>>484769358>unrewardingLight of Miquella is one of the best incants in the game, especially for pvp
>>484770640>reverse image search>0 resultsanon, did you draw this yourself?
>>484770140>>484770290>>484770464
>>484770796Did you not play the game? Messmer and Gaius were both explicitly mentioned to look after Radahn in his youth.
>>484770612there's something nice about "just being some guy" taking down gods
Do you think From will give weapons proper movesets going forward? I can't stop using Milady.
is it possible to get up here on top of everything?
Miquella's still straight, Radahn's the homo
Do we get any lore about the scadutree at all? Or is it just there
what are generally good builds against Radahn?
>>484769657Absolutely not. I just witnessed it today, not 20 min ago.
>>484770940No...
>>484771012skibidi
why is it always the soft traps that embody feminity better than any woman
>>484770940yes, the Death Knight of Godwyn is in a cave up there
>>484771028greatshield and antspur rapier
>>484770612I like big, dumb, shiny armor sets as much as the next guy but I like my adventurer to actually look like they travel around for a living.
Why are Liurnian women such crazy bitches? It's not just Carians, even Sellen is like this. Is it the climate? Are they just in a state of persistent ovulation and their bodies are permanently flooded with lovey-dovey hormones that drives them insane when they catch a whiff of FAI cock to complement their INT wombs?
>>484771052Why are you gay?
>>484770641He most certainly does not "have a point". It's just shitter cope, the same as your post.>WAAAAAAA I SHOULD BE ABLE TO START THE BOSSFIGHT AT PHASE 2Pathetic. Kill yourself.
>>484770868No, it's on Twitter
>>484770640He's just following his mother's footsteps
>>484771182You first, tranime nigger
>>484771063how do i jump my way up there?
>>484771186mind posting the source? i cant find it
>>484770978Explain
>>484771303It's a hidden wall in the dungeon beneath
My prayers have been answered.
>>484771170idk mancall me what you want but I'm attracted to feminine features like a slender frame, long hair, and submissiveness Miquella looks more like a pretty princess than half the fucking cast
>Another day of invading enir ilim and ganking hosts at the divine lion knightsIts just too kino bros. 3 people shitting their pants when they realize the respawning gundyr is getting help
>>484769453>>484769671NTA but I found him before hitting Messmer's funhouse, there's one in Caro's hidden grave that most people find at least a dozen hours before that before that as well. The type weakness being fire is dumb. It's double dumb that it doesn't work as a crit, you have to facestab them and then run to their front and chuck in a pot because it does no damage when their fire is off. Except for the one that's turned off in the Watering Hole, that time it does work to turn it back on. Stupid and counterintuitive weakness that's also not applied consistently through the game. Furnace golems are a terrible enemy. Even discounting this badly-implemented weakspot, they've got 2x as much health as needed to stagger them. I guarantee you that everyone who's ever fought these guys starts thinking "ok I get the fucking point, why are you so tanky" at stagger 2/3 needed for the crit, and then it's a two-cycle operation without the furnace pot trick. There's pretty much no excuse for this nonsense. It sucks.
Does armor/poise actually matter or is it all just fashion souls?
>>484767687>promised consort MohgwynIt's right there. Would have been actual poetry since it would mean1. Miquella finally achieving the goal of healing his lord brother established in the main game2. Mohg getting his dinasty in a twisted way, in body only3. That dinasty would have truly been "Mohgwyn", as a combination of Mohg's body and Godwyn's soulMiyazaki can't into pottery
>>484770930It doesn't say Messmer did anywhere. Only Gaius and Gaea.
>>484771306https://twitter.com/nana_chan_art/status/1808697397221998881
>>484771408i really need to invade while the iron's hot, i just haven't had the motivation. seems like there's a lot of good opportunities to be had.
alright whats the broken ass build using ansbachs bowwhats the best backuphell do I just spam discus hurl on my sidearm instead of bothering with a melee weapon?
>>48477147451 or 101 poise for pvefor pvp it's a bunch of them so idk>does it matterno, the damage is too big and endure/dodging does the work better
Which gameplay elements do you guys consider explicitly non-canon?For me it’s heights. Most human characters aren’t twice the size of the tarnished, they’re just modeled that way to make it easier for the player to see what they’re doing.
>>484771516>Hmm...this page doesn’t exist. Try searching for something else.
>>484770932Yeah I hope we do get some more historical movesets rather than just the unga bunga retard shit we've been using for over a decade. I personally don't like the light greatswords because you look like a fruity faggot with the way you move but at least it isn't constantly slammed into the ground like most regular greatswords.
>>484771474fashion is king, but I do try and hit a poise breakpoint when designing outfits I'm not gonna look like a clown, but I keep it in mind
>>484767747It's decent but made me feel like I should just ignore the next FromSoftware game. I'm so over rollslop. The final boss is incredibly anti-climactic I don't know how they managed to fuck up the build up for it so bad. Midra is cool. Legacy dungeons are small but fun to go through. 7/10
>>484771028He's weak to peirce and status effects. As far as I can tell the only elemental damage he is particularly resistant to is holy damage.So despite people getting assblasted about it, greatshield + trusting weapons/status buildup builds are the best. A shield with Vow of the Indomitable and sacred infusion will do a lot for you in both stages of the fight.
>>484771316Oh come on, Radahn is obviously a fairy. He puts on the big macho man persona as a cover. Think about it, he's already a 20 foot tall war god, why all the festivals and darwinism? Obviously a cover for his intense desire to be surrounded by big strong men.
any recommendations for a fast paced dex frost pve build?
The direct parallels to Ranni's Age of Stars vow during the Miquella fight make me question the existence of all other endingsSeriously, this is an insane favoritism
>>484771502Fine retard, I guess I’ll spoonfeed you.> Remembrance of Commander Gaius, hewn into the Scadutree. The power of its namesake can be unlocked by the Finger Reader. Alternatively, it can be used to gain a great bounty of runes. Both were as elder brothers to the lion, and both were cursed from birth. In spite of, or perhaps because of this very reason, Gaius was both Messmer's friend and the leader of his men.
>>484771502Its very clearly Messmer, it says both were cursed from birth
>see all these people using fancy magical builds>I can't bring myself to forego my good old traditional Claymore/GreatswordI've stuck to what works and am too scared to branch out. Perhaps I'm worried about running out of larval tears
>>484771626Twitter's been broken this morning
>>484771626
>>484768120Nanaya is the dead bitch holding the torch.
>>484771772>>484771797Probably requires me to have an X/Twitter account. Naturally I don't, because I'm not a degenerate.
>>484771694>Guys, I think the one character with the almost impossible to miss questline, with a shit ton of content behind it and an ending with unique cutscene who you can't kill at any point and that will one shot you may be the favorite
>>484771752You can literally make a magic build with a claymore or its cooler alternatives from DLC like the funny lizard sword.
>>484771658>>484771028read the thread >>484768448
Does anyone know what quests break if I go too close to the Shadow Keep? I've been exploring a bunch and I haven't even killed Rellana yet
>>484771658He is not weak to status effects lmao. He has as much bleed resistance as bayle and his poison/rot resistance is second only to malenia. Worse yet, cleanses status effects during the phase 2 transition so you waste a trigger.
>Rakshasa's Great Blade>Rakshasa's set>55DEX>Retaliatory Crossed Tree>RL125 invasions>the crouch poke literally twoshots people, sometimes oneshots, and you can mix it up with the rest of moveset to make anyone panic
>>484771909I'm interested in the Milady - how would I optimise that? I'm L170
>>484770940not yet. the next dlc will take place there.
Why is a golem made of fire weak to fire pots?
>>484771853You're looking for the source picture of miquella with panties
>>484771672ansbach's bow with frost arrows
if i'm using a shield is there any reason to be wearing armor as well?isn't armor just a poor alternative to using a shield? as a bit of damage negation if two handing a weapon?
I don't like the Bayle fight. Or any dragon fight, really.
I actually think the boss design in the expansion is a noticeable improvement compared to the base game. Namely, I like how for many of the bosses the second phase builds upon the first phase instead of replacing it, spicing things up by adding new attacks or damage zones while still being centered around the core moveset from the first phase. I always found it strange how Gurranq/Maliketh, Godfrey/Hoarah Loux, and Radagon/Elden Beast were completely different bosses sharing the same fight.
>>484772154How should I know? All I saw was a link and wanted to check it out. Nothing of value was lost, apparently.
>>484771935So sacred infused antspur and greatshield is unironically the play.
>>484772220anon, youre not allowed to say that. youre supposed to just complain and whine
>>484772220They did said they'd design bosses with Malenia in mind
>>484771521It's amazing. I've been only invading there and I invaded some guy 4 times in a row global is fucking trash compared to it
>>484772260Maybe read the reply chain next time, Retard-kun.
>>484772014I don't think any break to the point of being unable to progress, but they do all advance to their next stages where they collectively fuck off for their own ends. The only thing that springs to mind is you may not be able to optionally give Hornsent the scorpion stew after nearing Shadowkeep
Why does Hornsent help Leda fight you if you miss his summon or invasion, AFTER you side with him against her?Why do Thiollier and Ansbach just up and die after you beat Radahn?Why does Leda have multiple lives?This shit is so soulless
>>484772078At your level, probably a quality build. 54STR/50DEX.Or, if you want, an arcane build with a bleed Milady. Since she attacks so fast, you can pressure people into oblivion with bleed's oppressiveness. In either case, two handed talisman + retaliatory crossed tree would be my choice of talismans. On a bleed setup you can add lord of blood exultation.
>a bunch of fucking nothing, the picture
>>484772405You're Marika's chosen lord, and he fucking HATES MarikaPresumably died helping you or somethingBest girl privileges
>>484772405>Why do Thiollier and Ansbach just up and die after you beat Radahn?That one's easy, Mitsubishi-san is a hack and got lazy so he just plays into your expectations of NPCs dying
>>484772142why are all the inactive golems surrounding the note about throwing pots into golem heads just inert terrain that don't respond to pots, but the same model in ruins of unte wakes up if you dowhy does the game teach you that the way to kill golems is to throw pots in their head but the very first golem you encounter has no highground around it and has a leash range that keeps you from luring it to the nearby burned ruins or drop pots from the cliffs high above where they don't fall far enoughhow come throwing pots into the head of a golem deals huge damage and stagger while its upright but if you poisebreak it three times to get it on the ground it somehow becomes immune specifically to pots and they bounce harmlessly off it but all other weapons/spells/etc are allowed to pummel the golem for something like 30 seconds without it waking uphow come you have to fight motherfucking armored golems that you need to use limited resources against but damage against them is erased any time you die or fast travel or despawn them
>>484772471Devs: "Marika fucked dogs"Ingame evidence: "Marika fucked dogs"You: "uhhh idk what the statues telling us Marika fucked dogs means it's nothing I guess"
>>484772471That's Maliketh, Godfrey and Radagon, always has been.
>>484772471it's MARIKA, when she still wasn't a god, gaining favours in society by selling herself to beastmen
>>484772471YOU JUST KNOW...
hows the lightning pole axe? Is it faster than other greataxes?
>>484771357My wives
>>484772220I generally slowly grow to like DLC boss design more and more.Recently i fought the Inquisitor at super low level character and discovered you can run around almost all his attacks without even rolling, all his projectiles have very limited and fair tracking. By the end of this month the opinion about DLC will be swayed in a more positive direction and i pray From doesn't nerf anything.
>>484772521you can throw pots in their head when they are going up but its so obvious it's not intended >furnace golem aggros on you>can't open the fucking crafting menu to craft the fucking pots you need use to kill them
>>484772405>Why do Thiollier and Ansbach just up and die after you beat Radahn?Because canonically if you finish their questlines, they are there to help you fight Radahn and Miquella even if you don't summon them. It's no different from the Festival of Champions. Even if you don't summon Blaidd or Alexander they are still there at the end talking as if they participated. Or even if you don't get the final hit on Radahn or don't even land a single hit on him during the fight you will still be treated as the champion of the festival.
>>484772405The game presumes npc allies fought with you regardless of them being summoned or not. It's why Alexander is still cracked and scavenging the battlefield after Starscourge is defeated, even if you didn't summon him.
>>484772471>devs place random statue to fill space>lorefags read too much into it as always and think there's le epic deep lore behind everything
>>484772014none except you can't get the black goop from moore after meeting thiollier
>>484772726It's about as fast as other greataxes and has a very fun WA. It's basically a longer Crescent Moon Axe with anime as of war.
>>484772819I blame faat/enb fags that made their name off of just stealing random ramblings
>>484771357blue doll vs golden shota...
is this consumable hard-coded to never hit anything
>>484772938Does it still fire randomly while locked-on?
>enter DLC at 60, turning my midlevel invader to a 125 one>reach 125 a third into DLC>the DLC keeps SHITTING runes>even minor enemies are like 2k runes each
>Ymir tells you that the mother of fingers is insane>Leaves his throne so you can go underneath>Jolan tells you that you both serve Ymir, for some reason>You go kill Metyr, mother of fingers, because that's what you were basically told to do>This angers Ymir and Jolan, who both then try to kill you>And apparently Ymir was trying to become a new mother of fingers with surprising amount of success?I really don't get it.
>>484772787Yiu can just hurl 3 pots in their head while they're down. They stay down from a stagger for decades
>>484773074mfw laughing at metafags insisting that there will be no activity at 200mfw i have no face
>>484772917Lorefaggotry and its consequences have been a disaster for the souls playerbase
>>484773076Man I couldn't be less interested in Ymir's storyline if I tried.
Blessed Dew is so fucking good for 10 mind melee charactersIt's probably not optimal but i'm keeping it in one of my slots all the time
>>484773076The impression I got was he wanted you to signal the other two because it was too dangerous for him, but that doesn't really make sense either since he has Jolan under his employ.
>>484768120>Blonde woman Are you blind? Just zoom in on the pic and you can see her black hair.
>>484768314you can't scalp a spirit
>>484773076I did the entire questline without ever knowing Jolan existed. Where do they get off putting an NPC in jet back armor off to side of a dark barely lit church. I found the Anna doll at the top of the tower and had no idea what the fuck it was about so I looked it up and only then discovered that Jolan had been standing in the church the entire time. But I gave her the dark Iris anyways.
Whats a good level to stop at but keep doing co-op?
yeah he aint so badmust've died about 20 times or so on NG+dont see what the crying is about
>>484773523good job cutie
>>484773523YOU DIDN'T BEAT THE GAAAAAMEEEE
>>484773071yeah
>>4847677477/10.I didn't like it as much as I thought. Then again, I might just be jaded because I just redid a playthrough of previous games.
Sing it with me nowCURSE YOU BAYLE!
>>484773523>he played the gameYou didn't beat the game
>>484773523congrats on passing the /erg/ shitter test anon - you are now officially one of the good ones and can look down upon the rest
Holy shit, ER is so much more frustrating than other soulsborne games, I don't know what it is but every time I die at a fight in ER it feels like bullshit compared to DS where it wasn't nearly as bad
>>484772819>Expecting interesting story telling from environments like what happens with IRL ancient architecture/sculpture/art is too much to ask for a billion dollar studio like FromSoft >They just keep reusing assets throughout the games
>>484773523>baseline neuroplasticity>brain receiving oxygen>able to express coherent thoughtsyou didn't beat the game
>>484770001sorry cuck but I married Ranni with my STR INT build
Thoughts on Leda's quest?It seems like it's best to either not engage with it at all, or fight against her with Hornsent, as neither he nor Ansbach ever actually betray you or her afaik, and, the latter oprion is the only way to get the only truly missable quest reward, in Ansbach's bloodflame karate chop.
>>484773150That doesn't work. It just does some shitty damage.
>>484773810i accept this position with gratitudebut really im not getting the complaints about himis he much harder if you dont parry him?
>>484773523>parrying Gwyn in DS1>based 1337 hardcore game>parrying Gaylord Radahn in elden ring>cringe cheese strats you didn't beat the game
>>484773904i dont have thoughts
anyone who beat radahn is just using a busted build
>>484767513So was Marika the good guy or the bad guy? I don't get it. Destroying the Elden Ring seemed to cause a fuckton of people to die but it led to me and Ranni flying through space to fight the Greater Will so that might be a good thing.
>>484773523Scadutree level?Rune Level?
>>484774210skibidi 19sl 150NG+
>>484774193It depends on what you define as good and evil
>>484774290>19You didn't beat the game
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iuEcVKN9A3kwake up babe, new bonfirevn dropped
>>484773150>>484772521you can hurl all the pots you want at them while they're staggeredthey take zero damage
>>484774308mommy did nothing wrong so good
>>484774193Neither, she was a victim and perpetrator of a cycle of vengeance and hate.
>>484773831There's a reason I can't take lorefags seriously. Fromsoft has an undeserved reputation for having le deep lore thanks to youtubers speculating over flavor text and hordes of retards taking these ramblings as fact. If Vati posted the fucking Gideon beetles meme with a serious tone you can bet half the playerbase would start parroting it as canonical lore.
>>484774069Learning to parry him isn't that hard if you're already good at parry. Parry unironically removes all his sperg 10-combo chains and make it a controlled fight. Though people that complain about beating him with parry strats are just parrylet retards who can't into basic timing.
>>484772220Yeah they improved the spectacle of bosses in the dlc, too bad the mechanics of the bosses are trash now. "Fun spectacle, awful gameplay" is one of the cardinal sins of modern videogames design. Literally more fun to watch a streamer fight Radahn or Rellana than fight them yourself. That's just designing a moviegame with extra steps, since the endgame is to "enjoy" it as a movie anyway.
>>484773815Because every boss is an ADHD monkey on crack. There are only two allowed playstyles: light equip load and dodge everything with an opening every 10 seconds, or cheese with ashes/finger shield/co-op.>>4847677473/10, Rellana was the only good boss, most of the new weapons and magics aren't interesting, there's a ton of horsing around in huge empty fields, almost every area is piss yellow. I liked exploring some of the dungeon areas.I think it's a me problem. IMaybe I've done this gameplay loop for too long. I don't even care to try co-op or pvp anymore. It made me feel like playing some old RTS games instead.
>>484768120>>484768253Better off not seeing in my opinion.
>>484767747meh Base game was much better
>>484774378Wait what cycle? Did someone break the ring before?
>>484774423yeah he seemed to have some long combos when i was just learning him but the fact that his phase 2 attacks are almost all the same as phase 1 made it pretty easy since you didnt need to relearn anythinghe did seem to spam his grab attack at me a lot in all my second phases, i dont know if it does that in response to parrying or if its because of how close i was but it slowed the fight down a lotmuch prefered him just trying to do the same attack a few times in a row for very fast riposte stancebut all in all i was expecting a lot worse
>>484772938it's literally a firecrackeryou got trolled bro
>>484771028greatshield + antspurantspur + scarlet aeonia + black knife + mimic (the leaked footage, lol)colossal weapons with heavy r2 during openingsthere's few good builds against him.
>>484774610No, the cycle of genocide and war
people with faster reaction times and quicker ability to learn have unfair advantage so if you dont have that summoning is fine
>>484774069Every evasion method works very well on him. He can be easily dodged, parried, blocked, and now just guarded with the Sekiro 5min flask. Radahn is just a basic shitter filter that demands you have a basic understanding of Elden Bing to beat, and most people are viglet retards that panic the moment a holy beam catches their ROLL AWAY for 50hp causing a brain shutdown. He doesn't even have a secret move as obnoxious as Waterfowl. It's just the same fucking five combos with phase two giving even more chances to heal on whiffed grabs/AoEs
>>484774457>Because every boss is an ADHD monkey on crack.Yeah, I think what pisses me off the most is how every boss has 2 hour long combos with different routes that they pick seemingly at random
>>484774665Somewhere along the line, Fromsoft forgot about how players think DUDE JUST PARRY THEM bosses are lame and receive oceans of complaints every single time they do it, and now go out of their way to design bosses with parryspam in mind. In fact, not only do they make parryspam bosses, they've made it even more tedious by requiring 2-3 consecutive parries before you get the crit.
>RL125 discordtroonsCoping>RL138 retardsOn suicide watch because all the 150s leveled up and left their bracket>RL200 brosHaving fun
if you use parries you didn't beat the game
>>484773484>NPC in jet back armor off to side of a dark barely lit church.she has a big ass clump of candles in front of her you blind faggot
>>484774457based take
I don't like how they made Miquella as evil as possible.Considering how everything that happened benefits him in a way (Mohg, Malenia vs Radahn) paired with his mind control powers you literally can't see that as anything other than him manipulating everything behind the scenes. It's what they want you to believe.They could've balanced it out with his "kind side" (st. trina) doing something in the DLC, like the same role as Melina. But no, the plant is useless and does nothing unless you kill yourself 5 times so you get some dialogue "kill miquella lol" (and it's not like we wouldn't do it anyway)cropped porn to give more attention, thank you for reading
>>484774382I think it's unfair to compare people that discuss lore in these threads as the average loretuber follower with no critical thinking. But fair enough I guess.
>Mikeposteryikes didn't read
>>484772405And they advertised new/better approach to quest lol
>>484774818>He doesn't even have a secret move as obnoxious as Waterfowl.If he does Light of Miquella while you're in the middle of your swing, you're getting hit unless you have Raptor of the Mists equipped. It literally is like Waterfowl except more retarded because it's a 20m explosion instead of a melee hitbox you can iframe out of.
it will never be possible to discuss boss difficulty because the difficulty and fairness of each boss is highly dependent on build and playstyle.
>>484775004i didn't read any of this and just saved the marika pic thanks dude
>>484775004Who cares we need more Miquella femboy r34
>>484772819i like the one where it's miquella and those three wolves are what ranni gives you at the beginning.
Wow, I actually kind of can't believe I didn't get a single serious reply.Hurrrrrr Marika was actualky Ranni durrrr and Radahn was Mogue and gay with Miquella ffpppfdpppfffpppppfddlllpllllppp
>>484775004i need white girl pussy
>>484775286sorry
150 or 200? I'm at 150 now and just beat Mohg
>>484775321um hi...
>>484775087I swear I've seen better players roll/jump the detonation, but I'll give you my shitter secret technique I used to avoid/tank it entirely when I'm greedy. You have ample time to use it any time he starts it no matter how hard you're committed to an attack
>>484775413just keep leveling no one is going to stick to 150 it's old news
>>484775260Yes it will be possible. Radahn causing the engine to almost crash everytime Miquella summons his clones is proof that they've gone so crazy with the particle vomit and 30 hit combos that they're breaking their own games.
>>484775035Same. I can't look at Miquella without getting a boner.
>>484775448post tarnished
>>484775413200 is the new stop point
erg belongs to Carian gods
>>484775448post tits as proof
>>484775514This I also can't contain all the guro fantasies I have of him
>>484775461>Requires non-farmable arteria leavesI will never get why they made that ingredient unfarmable, literally the biggest argument for "legit" uses of CE or the Grand Merchant mod.
>>484775521Rellana is not a carian this post just makes you look STUPID
>>484775672just savescum them
>>484775521>Off color gauntlets
>>484775683>Rennalas younger sister isn't CarianHuh?
>>484775741Would unironically be easier to play in offline mode and hack them in. Plus you only get like 40 of them total in this 100 hour game and they expect you to use them consistently throughout for all the stuff you make with them besides the aromatic? Theyre out of their minds.
>>484775672I wouldn't blame anyone duping them after playing hundreds of hours of Bing, but you "can" farm them pretty quickly in Mountaintop with that one grace that has a giant nearby. IIRC the drop rate is about ~30% before fiddling with item discovery
>>484774290post patch i assume?!i have bad news for you....
i treat the radahn fight as rng. i refuse to heal in phase 1 and just accept that there's a 50% chance i die in phase 1 because if you try to heal theres a very good chance you end up blowing through half of them trying to heal without getting punished or waiting for a safe opening and getting fucked by his undodgable attacks. i suicide if he stalls early on and prevents me from getting the posture break because minimizing time spent in phase 1 is so essential with how much he loves the undodgable left right slashes in that phase and how he has almost no safe openings.
>>484775907I don't understand how you're literally just copy pasting but ok
>>484775747bro....
>>484770406The crafting is so bad and such a massive step down from the simplicity of being able to buy a max stack of whatever item you wanted from a merchant that I cannot believe not a single person during development didn't say "Hey you know this crafting system? Yeah, we better not". At most, it should have been reserved purely for rare, limited-per-playthrough shit like rot pots and sleep arrows.
>>484775636uhh, miquella isn't for that
>Red Lighting Pot>insanely easy to craft>deals as much damage as ancient dragonbolt pot but with AOE effect>still can't buy Gravel Stone for some reason (??????)
>>484775942post patch skibidi 19 is slightly worse than pre-patch skibidi 20
In my 600 hours of playing the game I have never used a crafted item that wasn't a regular fire pot.
man this game just DEMANDS you cheese it>fight rakshasha>its a basic NPC enemy looks easy right>well 10000 hp damage sponge that's not fair but hey AI NPCs always get a lot of hp->....>infinite poise>infinite immunities of all types>infinite stamina>infinite FP>hyper armor on almost every attackokay then
>>484776220>>484776220>>484776220this
>>484776123Their solution to complaints over limited crafting materials was to powercreep all the basegame craftables with new versions that are easier to farm.
>>484775448You're NOT a white girl bro
>>484776251>moonrithyll
>>484776251I had a harder time against Dancer than Rakshasa.
>>484770491WE MUST GO W I D E R
>>484776251they should just keep making sekiro games instead of fagsouls
>>484776123>he only legitimate way to get more Gravel Stone is to farm a fucking Ancient Dragon in Farum Azula>it drop 3x at a timeYou rike?
>>484770406crafting was only somewhat necessary on my first playthrough to make those rots balls which remove the buildupthey very much made it so that if you dont want to interact with that mechanic then you dont miss much
>>484773523>bads crying about how radahn is unbeatable in new game>parryCHADS beating him easily in new game plusLmaoGuess it really is a skill issue
>>484776251Yeah the NPC fights are garbage roster filler. I cheesed Red Bear by spamming Stormcaller whenever he came close to me.
>>484776425>20 attempts>easily
Leda and her Gang was more fun than Radhan and better last boss material.
>>484775461For me, the way to avoid it was to deflect it if I knew I wasn't gonna make it
The secret is that the Light GS moveset is just early development work for fromsoft's next game, with Sekiro's combat set in a grounded medieval historical setting. The animations were prototyping combat choreography but were rejected for being 'too feminine' which led to the flagship weapon of the class being jokingly called Milady.
>make sword>cool>make it gigantic>awesome>give it a magical effect>hell yeah>make it weigh 8 billion lbs so your valiant hero has to sluggishly swing it side to side instead of a controlled overhead swing
>>484776343that mofo deletes 2/3 of my hp with one swing on ng+fuck off
>>484776683the gang fight was the best moment ever in any fromsoftware game, pure unfiltered kino
>>484776715>Sekiro's combat set in a grounded medieval historical settingI will actually kneel to Miyazaki if he gives me this
>>484776715They should just make Sekiro 2 instead. I'm tired of medievalslop.
>>484776976They should stay medieval but no magic.
SEX WITH OMEN WOMEN
>>484776976>>484777049They should make a pirate game
>>484776976Antiquity would be cool but I still like the medieval setting.
>>484776121Miquella is for hugs
How do you guys use the sekiro tear? With a shield or just blocking with your weapon?
>>484777186and by hugs I mean neck snapping kind
>>484777140Are all omens male? We never see a female omen, so they're all incels by nature who can't breed.Did Mohg fall in love with Miqualls bussy because there is no pussy in the sewers?
>land a jumping attack with Rakshasa on some poor level 130 host with my half finished invader>900 damage>he instantly diesjesus fuck
>>484776903>bitching because colossal swords use sweeping attacks which can hit multiple enemies instead of vertical swings which struggle to hit oneFuck off.
>>484777186yes
>>484777186correct
do skibidi levels do anything in pvp?
>>484777425No. You always use base game calculations.
>>484777186Hugs and fugs
What are the most fun/useful new craftables? Anything essential for pve?
>>484777379Malenia is the biggest loser in the game after this dlc
>>484777492i dont know
>>484777376>can hityeah once in a blue moon, sweep attacks suck unless it's the longsword (straight sword more like god sword)
>>484777492>pve Only the fire hefting poots are required
>>484777225blocking with the weapon usually because it doesn't matter if the weapon has 100% physical or not.
Morgott and Mohg = Hornsent Radahn, Ranni, Rykard, Messmer and maybe Melina = Fire GiantsMelania = Rot GodGodwyn = noneWhich people cursed Miquella? Are there any gods related to mind control unaging?
>>484777379its so cute...!>>484777492sleep pots are good for runebears
>>484770140Cosplay as Messmer but when you go down on her say>"Those stripped of the Grace of Gold shall all meet death, in the embrace of Messmer's Flame"then hold a lighter up to her clit.
>>484777672Fingers?
I beat all remembrances, found every site of grace, and maxed scadutree and spirit ash blessings. What else is there for me to do in DLC before going to NG+? And just how much harder is the DLC in NG+?
>>484775672not only they are easily farmable with a high drop rate you get like 100 from beating the fucking game
>>484777672Cursed with cuteness!
>>484777586>once in a blue moonTry whenever there's more than one enemy in melee range. Go play Dark Souls 2 if you like vertical swings so much, it made the greatsword into one of the worst weapons you could get.
>>484776683>giant interlocking payoff to most sidequests in the DLC>coalition of different lords/gods united against Miquella faction>Thiollier ENTERing unexpectedly as St Trina's champion>Ansbach picking up his scythe again and having the best NPC dialogue>staggered invasions both for and against you>almost five minutes of combatant chatter>amazing soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjUJZZhjp0oIt was my second favorite moment of the DLC easily, only beaten by Radahn for me since I loved him in the base game.
>>48477655220 attempts is considered somewhat easy now; you see people online complaining that bosses are easy because they only took *10* tries. You people are all brainrotted.
>>484777795There's no reason to do ng+
>hammer weapons>smashes people>armored get countered by it>there is no down side to using it like slashing and piercingWhy would you not use hammers? You do lots of damage to flesh enemies, you do damage to armored enemies, to cloth enemies. There is no enemy that counters striking damage.And The Great Stars hammer is the best hammer weapon of them all. It heals you, it bleeds you enemies. There is nothing else that you need.
>>484777672>>484777803>>484777795NG+ only starts to matter at around 4-5 or so.>What elseYou duplicated the remembrances?
>>484777476Just hugs unless you're married to him.
>>484771853Twitter requires an account to view NSFW stuff now. Also requires an account to search anything, and you can only view individual posts without replies, and can only view someone's top posts on their feed and not the latest ones. This is why google can't index it anymore. Yet twitter users everywhere act as if everyone has an account, by giving links to long threads only they can read and other shit like that. All this changed at the around the same time they made even logged in users limited in the amount of posts they could see per day, which they quickly reversed, but which I thought would finally kill that website.
>>484777492All hefty pots are great for pve. Slap a companion jar and pick the one best suited for your scaling, that shit is near Cannon of Haima territory. Eternal Sleep pots are cheese material. A huge number of foes can be put to eternal sleep with it, including crabs of all varieties. Eternal sleep victims never wake up if you do normal attacks, and bosses still sleep for quite some time before waking up. These pots make an absolute ass out of Godskin Duo, literally ez mode.Lulling Branch is the single most powerful craftable in the game as it bends the entire FP economy and gives you St Trina Smile buff.Really, there are almost no useless craftables in pve. Some of them are just too much of a pain in the ass to make.
>>484777946Sorry bro Mickey isn't onto you
No boss in the game took me more than 6 tries solo and I'm bad at games
>>484777295There are 2 in the dlc. Curseblade Meera and the boss where you get meeras ashes
>>484777939Yeah I used all the base game and DLC coffins, but just worried I'm missing something from the DLC specifically before I start up. I'd like to dual wield Milady on the new file as soon as I can reach Mohg.
>>484777672melina = black flame/godskins/geqmessmer = blasphemous serpent, not fire giants
>>484778078hornsents aren't omens
What are some good, FUN DLC weapons and spells to build an invader around? Jar Cannon invasions are my personal favorite from the base game.
>>484778078>Curseblade MeeraThey're failed sculptors/ divine dancing lion dancers, not omens
>>484778065Even Consort Radahn? I had a harder time with him than Orphan of Kos.
>>484778254jar cannon with homing missiles
>having trouble with fortnite sax dragon>find out the coop cross outside the arena still works>summon a paypig with bullshit dlc weapons>he goes ape and destroys the dragon
>>484778249>Sourece: My ass.
Does Mesmer know we had sex with his sister?
>[1020500000] A curse upon thee, rotten miscreant.>[1020500010] A curse upon the strumpet's progeny, upon Marika's children each and all.>[1020500020] The curse of the omen shall strike thee down...This is Empyrean Grandam's dialogue if you kill her before beating the Dancing Lion. The only mention of "Omen" in the entire DLC.
>>484778254Midra's remembrance weapon for the command grabsjar cannon 2try out the ghostflame/putrescent sorceries
>>484778549geez I wonder how many times the name "Malenia" is mentioned!
>>484778254I am convinced that all those "liar ahead" are written by autistic chinks and other try hard foreigners.
the only things i ever craft are coop coins and throwing knife bones
>>484778404Dont care I’m still plapping horned cheeks
>>484778668bro just buy infinite throwing knives?
>>484778043>Lulling Branch is the single most powerful craftable in the game as it bends the entire FP economy and gives you St Trina Smile buffHow strong is the sleep build-up?
Why is the AI for NPC summons on Consort Radahn so shit? They take half a minute to actually aggro him then they have to run into his ass for 2-3 seconds before they start attacking. What gives?
>DLC IS SO FUCKING HARD BRO ITS FUCKING UNFAIR>go to the dlc>its pretty much on par with the rest of the gameWere namco paying shills to write those negative reviews about muh difficulty or something?
Who was Messmer and Melina's father? Also Radago because of the Red hair? I never picked up on that.
>>4847786284. Radahn's Armour set
>>484778791Souls NPC AI hasn't changed since Demon's Souls
>>484778254Fuck all the builds use whatever you want gank the lion knights at enir ilim and collect hostie tears
>>484777379>malenia was the little sister getting taken care of for her rot by her brother before his curse was apparent>then miquella was the little brother getting protected by his larger stronger sister>now she's the little sister againFuck you, Miyazaki, for ruining this.
>>484778908
>>484778981that's not true, they improved it in ds2 but then forgot how to do it
>>484778890The DLC filtered actual room temp iq shitskins. The were crawling out of the wood works like someone shown a light on them and seeing them all scatter away.
>>484776371Is this a real human being
>>484777925honestly? i hate that large weapons, especially clubs take up so much of the screen especially directly in front of me so i either have a blind spot or i have to move the camera constantlyi can't get over it
>>484778904A somewhat popular theory on jp is its marika, godfrey, and radagon. Jp version hints at godfrey knowing of radagon and having a sexual relationship with he and marika.
>>484775521Literally the worst fucking character of the DLC. Purely to power wank the Carians to the point of obnoxiousness. Also coomers.What the fuck were they smoking, to think she would make the Carians look better, and not a joke?
>>484778890People who haven't played the game in 3 years expected to oneshot everything with their level 200 characters, and instead were forced to actually play the game again. They wanted to go in already amazing and threw a tantrum over it.
>>484777946Of course I’m married to him. Fugging outside of marriage is a sin.
>>484779294faithcel hands typed this post
>>484779412Why the Ranni picture
what do you call this type of gameplaywhere you just hope for good boss RNGand hope he only does the same move over and overand you win because you got lucky?
>>484779412You aren't Radahn though.
>four hands>two moonsCarian chads can't stop winning
>>48477942418 inches of messmer
>>484779294Her placement does feel very weird, ensis is so small and barely has anything of note. The added lore doesn’t really change how we see the carians or how really explain anything about the moon.It honestly feels so surreal like what is she even doing there
>people call it ds2 2>pvp is literally ds3 tier of shitI WISH IT WAS DS2 2GIVE ME BACK MY BONEFIST, SANTIER SPEAR, PUZZLING STONE SWORD AND MY MAJESTIC GREATSWORD
>>484779509>where you just hope for good boss RNGI was fighting him and then he got stuck in a wall.After that he died for some reasons
>enter fight club>no one is fighting>throw rainbow stones and pick flowers>leavehuh
>>484779328You just made me think... how many people were beating the base game by being massively overleveled and are complaining about the DLC difficulty because levels don't mean as much? Even if you have all scat fragments you have a cap on how powerful you can get, and those people aren't getting anywhere near all of them.
>>484779294I was expecting a new big ass cosmic or primeval spell, instead we got two floating testicle- I mean boob- I mean moons.She’s such a stupid character and she is filling up needed space. The worst kind of filler content, in all honesty.Ymir is also her magical superior and he isn’t even given a proper boss fight. That just confirms the bias.
>>484779509>Shield speardidn't beat the game
>four hands>two ballsMiquella chads can't stop winning
>>484778773At 38 mind it will proc exactly once. Didn't test on lower level chars. The sleep is harmless, by the way. It won't drain your FP. I can see a use for it even during invasions.
so is the realm of shadow like a dream world or something? how do we get there if not? where is on the world map?
>>484779636Also add the fact that most of them beat the game when it came out and haven't been back to it, and expect to still be fresh and good at the game 3 years later. They've forgotten how it was at the start of the game when everything was an actual threat.
>>484779575They put her in there so Miyazaki could still tell himself that Carian women are the absolute bestest over all else. He just HAD to throw in a THIRD fucking moon spell too, which is just a cherry on top of the icing on top of the cake of this DLC’s poor excuses for new sorceries.
>radahn falls off the mapWhat?
>>484779815i dont know
Penis in vagina sex
>>484778904The hard truth is that all of Marika's children are asexual buds produced from her crucible-assimilating the essence of others. She could, if she wanted, start churning out more golden lineage babies, but that line is cursed to omenhood so she's abandoned it.Messmer's true form is the snake. His human body isn't his real body, it's a created form meant to seal the snake. That's why is flame is 'eaten away at.' The flame isn't part of the snake. His body is recycled from fire giants and carries their flame within him. His "father" is the unnamed progenitor snake, the one whose eye socket we see Marika pull gold from.Tis is why his catchphrase is "those stripped of the grace of gold will meet death in the embrace of Messmer's flame." He's talking about you AND himself. He's the progeny of a snake stripped of the grace of gold, by Marika. He's abyssal because his own light was taken. Messmer's flame embraces his own serpent essence, and he loathes his own nature.
>>484779509>Golden ParryYeah ok wow sooooo impressive
>>484779560Okay than->maybe moreOkay thanks grimsby
>1 real hand>1 rotting pussy Maleniakeks can't stop loosing
Minor Erdtree - 70 faithLight of Miquella - 72 faith Rennala’s Full Moon - 70 intelRellana’s Twin Moons - 72 intelThis feels very artificial. Why 72?
>>484779591I miss Belfry Luna so much.I miss Covenants.I miss Indictments.Take me the fuck back.
>>484780009>1 real mouthYou forgot one, anon. A mouth and a hand are plenty.
>>4847800412 like the years of development
>>484779669Ymir was never implied to be s superior to Rellana/Renalla>b-but he was their teacherTeachers suprass students all the time>but he was not interested in the moonYmir is also a mentally ill tranny
>>484780190I don't get why some anons even hype that guy up.
>>484780124I wouldn't trust malenia for a blowjob
>no eyes>no hands>no moons>no fractures>no birthschaos bros....
>>484779607you beat the game, literally
>>484780124those lips are only for miquella
>>484778890I don't get it. Even after the DLC I still think the only bullshit encounter in the game is Malenia because whether or not I can beat her comes down to if she does waterfowl or not. I know you can dodge it with a specific routine but I can't be bothered to learn it and it's something that halts my progress in the fight no matter how good I get at dealing with the rest of her kit. There is nothing like that in the DLC, no matter how hard some of the bosses were initially, I could always feel myself making progress until I eventually prevailed in the fight even if it took my 3 hours like it did with Rellanna. None of them just had a bullshit RNG win button attack that I couldn't eventually figure out how to overcome.
why don't they add a boss rush mode?would be cheap to implement, doesn't take much dev time.also add paid side grade armors, like you have to pay for blue solitude set or green?Loot boxes?
>>484780116I just wish we went back to normal invasions.You should be able to get invaded at any point. It doesn't matter if you summoned or not. The invader should be at a disadvantage.If you don't like it then you play offline.
>>484779908It's also why Queelign's an ironic character.He LARPs as Messmer but doesn't understand the nuance behind the words he parrots, which makes his whole persona funny. He think's Messmer's crusade is fanatical obeisance to Marika but in reality Messmer's crusade is about self-destruction, because he believes is nature is what precludes him from the grace of his goddess that he so craves. So Queelign gets his poetic justice when you find him crying in a corner for recognition from his goddess--because in that moment of vulnerability he truly becomes like his idol.
>>484780336>Nooooo i should be able to morr easily grief shitters with my twink buildGet fucked red nigger
>>484780329they'd rather add godefroy the grafted
>>484780336solo hosts are boring and lame, it also wouldn't work in open world
>>484780336>You should be able to get invaded at any point.That's now how it worked they would need to consume a rune arc
>>484780401This is the Godslayer insignia. Where did you find these?
I wish you could see his knees in this, a lot of art covers them up and it's really sad because his legs are so hot
>>484780475play offline bitch.also to combat twinking I would make it so you can only invade the same upgrade level. no more no less.
>returning to main game bosses after DLC>noticed that you don't lose 2/4 of your health per strike
>>484780534Invasions don't work in the open world as it is.
>>484780287ummm are you forgetting your complimentary cum sock that you get assigned with?
>>484780572Left: finger ruins of rhiaRight: ruins greatsword
>>484780325His penis is too small and her mouth too big
>>484771408>get a spawn near the first lion dude>hide behind the tree just as they’re about to make it up the stairs>lion vaporizes the first phantom before I can spring the surprise attack>stance breaks the other and shaves off 2/3rds of their health as they’re trying to shield poke it>just barely manage to kill the guy before he can get splattered >lionbro catches the host with a lightning bolt to the back of the head when they try to book it up the stairs and get staggered by the inquisitors >my contribution to the invasion was exactly one hitBros what the FUCK are they feeding those guys to make them hit so hard? Good lord in heaven if there were ever an enemy I wish could be a summon it’s that fucker. Yeah I know that there’s a horned warrior one but the sheer damage the divine beast ones shit out is absolutely nutty.
>>484777795NG+ enemy HP is mostly the same only increased slightly but enemy damage increases notably as well as some other minor enemy buffs
>>484780584>P-play offline aieeeeeeeeeeeWe all know you're a twinking nigger because ypu'd get your shit pushed in on duels
>>484780668>lights herself on fire in protest of the war crimes committed by the illegitimate state of Isreal?what did she mean by this?
>>484780636just say half, why did you say 2/4 like a psycho
>>484780565That's how it worked in 2. It's been downhill ever since.
>>484780778nah play offline if you're such a bitch who can't handle some pvp
>>484780581>tumblr>messmeri see
>>484780116>>484779591> Rolls catches actually mean something, you can just roll twice with lag and dodge everything in ER/DS3>backsteps are amazing, no shitty ring that makes you take more damage needed>psuedo combos which are dodgeable ONLY if you mash roll as fast as possible, which gives you time to set roll catches>Builds variety of the best kind, ROB+FLYNN low-level can beat up havelanus monsters>unique weapons and movesets thanks to the simple idea of mixing movesets from different categories instead of generic ones to all weapon classes>can invade after boss death>bridge fight clubs with host healing until he's the last one to fightAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
is it true Consort radahn has a recycled moveset , if so from who
>>484780401>>484780572>>484780734WHAT DOES IT MEAN
>>484779815it's in the center of the continent but hidden away with magic
>>484780826you're the one who can't handle invading in elden ring it's hilarious
Cute and Canon
So the main theme is comprised of marika's harp, radagon's horns/drums and elden beast's piano/vocals
>>484780190He could very well be their superior. You can’t really use game mechanics as proof of anything, either. Lore text comes first.The same way the spells and abilities the player uses aren’t true manifestations of them, for the sake of gameplay and PvP balance. Part of why I hate how the moon spells don’t turn the player momentarily immune to damage. It should.Ymir only summons fingertips of a giant fingercreeper, the same way the player can barely summon Tibia’s Summons.
>>484779509eh, this happens like 2 times per fight at best. usually in hus first phase which is piss easy anyway
>>484773160I’ve said for months before the dlc came that 200 was the sweet spot for invasions but none of you fuckers believed me because muh meta. Feels good to be vindicated.
>>484780581He is lanky and weird. His legs are too skinny to be hot. I get the appeal of his type of character and his face+voice, but his body is so unattractive that I don't get people obsessed with this hunchback weirdo.
>>484779509>golden parry>riposte damage up talisman>very lucky RNG in this one small clip>yeah man when I cheese the boss he dies super easily
...fuck the hornsent. they deserved everything.
>>484779025>Souls>DS2
>>484780925No clue. We assumed the ruins greatsword fell from farum azula but the fact that we can find similar markings in rhia changes things
>>484780923He has a combo that has a some of its moves recycled from Pontiff Sulyvahn
>>484780937yea I really don't like the shit fest it becomes with 3 v 1. that being said I just play duels from time to time but I think 1v1 invasions should come back it adds an extra layer of fear/excitement.
fuck why did this dlc have to be so good, I don't want to do more ng+ I want to play other games in my backlog.
>>484781063[X] jar
>>484776251i'm disappointed in how shit the great katana she drops is. instead of fountains of blood or whatever, we get shitty whoosh whoosh swipes.
>>484781197The 10% of the dlc that sucks really sucks tho
>>484781020>You cannot use your eyes as proofRennala can do a whole lot more with magic than Ymir. Rennala is hailed in rhe Lands Between, no one knows who Ymir is.
>>484780872Don't knock it, plus like if I didn't go there some stuff would be missed, be gratefulActually, thank me. Literally, say thank you, reply thanking me
>>484780751that's not a bad thing
>>484780941Radahn didn't consent
>radahn glows red, an aura of weird fiery redish energy emanates from him with literal whisps of this flame coming out of his back>Miquella shows up and the firey aura fizzles our and turns goldenWhat was this part of the cutscene even supposed to be showing us? It's like Radahn is powering up and then the power gets extinguished by Miquella and replaced, but the vfx used was the same as the energy that burns Maliketh's cloak away when he pulls out Destined Death.What the fuck was Radahn supposed to be doing?
>>484780581Is Messmer a Luciferian figure?
You dudes weren't kidding, ansbach's bow hits like an absolute truck in pvpFinally a decent normal bows for invasions, between that thing and bone bow. Makes DS3 TRC bow look even more like an ass.
lmao get fucked you cuck
>>484781265You can see Ymir’s statue in the Carian study hall retard. Reading lore is using your eyes retard.
>>484781394your fanfic isn't canon.
>>484780923It's justbthe Sulyvahm Combo. Everything but the last hit is lifted from a souls boss.
>>484781319The fire is literally him burning. That's his Great Rune. It's to show that he's back. Ignore the fact we have the rune, it's not supposed to make sense, just to look cool
Is the the smithing spears skill the same animation as what spear crucibles do? Did player have access to it before that?
>>484781052>parrying is now considered cheesingWhere did you retarded newniggers even come from?
>>484780401>>484780925>Originally rubble from a ruin which fell from the sky, this surviving fragment was honed into a weapon.>One of the legendary armaments>The ruin it came from crumbled when struck by a meteorite, as such this weapon harbors its destructive power.Metyr has the same symbol as a face. I'm going to guess the Meteore was Metyr arrving to the lands between smashing through Farum Azula in the process. The symbol was carved in her likeness in her honour possibly by the followers of the Gloam Eye Queen. Its a Legendary Armament because it is the physcial remains of the moment the Greater Will arrived.
I'm not gay but Messmer can get it for real
>>484781319He's using mohg's connection with the formless mother to use bloodfire powers, or something?
>fire knight greatsword loses its true combo>it’s still an absolute monster of a weapon>mfw laughing at people who thought the nerf would kill its viability>mfw laughing at the faggots who only used it for the combo and never touched ugs before then >mfw I suffer no such issuesFeels good man. All of the time I put into zwei-chan and godslayer-chan conditioned me and me alone for the singular purpose of wielding their beautiful love child.
>>484781337Maybe? I don't really think of him that way as in from like a characterization way, design wise obviously yeah but character is more like Signy Mallory
>>484781568It always has been considered cheesing, especially against bosses.
the optional parts of the dlc are of much higher quality than the mandatory parts
I must ask. If before this dlc came out someone told you they had a theory that the Malenia Radahn fight was over the fact that Radahn refused to honor a vow to marry miquella that they made when they were children How would you respond
>>484777379>Ilustraciónanon is back/erg/ is healing
>>484780872Say "Thank you"
>>484781337Looks more like Dracula to me>Winged snakes giving him slightly draconic imagery>Gloomy guy sitting on his throne inside a dark castle like a Castlevania final boss or some shit>Messmer the Impaler, fought to defend his faith
>>484781614We know the Elden Ring existed in Farum Azula though, meaning the Elden Beast (assuming it wasn’t just a golden star that hijacked another godlen thing) was there at the time, meaning Metyr is also there at the time. Metyr is said to be an earlier arrival than the Beast.
>>484781440Statues in the study hall don't have a circular hole in their hats, contrary to Ymir
>>484780891DS2 pvp was so fucking good for god sakeeven when the Meta founds a way to be retarded, it was still fun and hilarious.
>>484781705One of the most popular notions about this weapon was "even if it loses a combo it's still a murder tool" anonLiterally the best UGS at the moment. Nothing can compete.
>>484781924ah yes the BINOCULARS meta, truly DS2 was ahead of its time
>>484781276>>484781870Sorry. Thank you for the Messmer pictures.
>>484781742Your attempts at revisionism are pathetic.
>>484781264truei'm having ton of fun bu i hope future from games at least reworksboss design encounter and mp scalingcopy paste open world stuffI fear From will start to forget what makes their games so great and fun.
>>484780734The description of the Ruins GS is pretty explicitly Farum Azula so I suppose the resemblance is either a coincidence, or an example of cut/rewritten content.>>484781614Farum Azula was originally on the ground at the summit of Jagged Peak. You can see remnants of where the ruins sat in the rim of Bayle's arena. It wouldn't make sense for Metyr to have landed there when the finger ruins are elsewhere, and there's no evidence in Jagged Peak itself that a meteor shot through it to land at the Finger Ruins. The southern finger ruins are a clear impact crater and most likely the place where Metyr actually landed. I don't think the evidence in game supports Metyr having impacted Farum Azula or the Ruins GS being finger-adjacent.
>>484779591I miss how you could power stance a scimitar and rapier and get slashing powerstance attacks while using rapier basic attacks for a really varied moveset.
>>484782045Imagine marika birthing him then instantly plucking his eye out to replace it with her soreseal lol
>>484781771"Rennala has a sister called Rellana""Malenia and Radahn fought because of a promise of marrying Miquella"i would kill myself
>turn off first step and haligtree church summons>systematically turn off every summon pool that even hints at being a good gank spot>invasion and co-op suddenly become twenty times more enjoyableThank god they implemented this system. I dunno which of you sucked off someone at fromsoft to make it happen but I owe you a debt that can never be paid.
>from the beginning of all souls games >still incredibly versatile and powerful>can accept a variety of AoW ranging from fun to straight up OP>it pokes>it's slashes>it speeeeeeeeeens>fits almost 90% of all fashion themes >Is goodI love this thing
>>484782128>I fear From will start to forget what makes their games so great and fun.They already have.
Total Backhand Death
why does it feel like only the map creators at From put any actual effort and work into the dlc and every other department just sat around and jacked off
What's the damage softcap for elemental infusions? 50 or 55?
>>484782007>powerstancing havelyn into third person shooter>dark magic almost one shotting if not one shotting>binoboosting>painting parrychaos blade and ice rapier were like the worst part of the meta because they weren't so stupid funny
>>484782045Np lil squishy
>>484782224here bro, a better picture>>484782312because that's what happened
>>484781771well, technically it did happen before the dlc thanks to leaks, and it was a meltdown
>>484781197The worst thing about this DLC is that a huge chunk of base game is in a way World design in particular is miles ahead of the base game.
>>484782381Don't forget Bat Staff Dark Fog, or straightsword + Lion greataxe powerstance. That was absolutely silly shit.
>>484781935A murder tool? No no anon, it’s THE murder tool. My murder tool to be specific. If a day comes where no one uses that sword it means that either elden ring’s servers have permanently shut down or I’ve died.
>>484782405Where are all of the HD versions of these. I know they were posted somewhere bit just can't remember anymore.
>>484782428Just answer the hypothetical question, anon
>>484767513>>484782524>Main information document>https://rentry.org/erpasta
>>484781724>>484781873I'm still working my way through Shadow Keep, but I heard people say he had been abandoned by Marika
>>484782504>Fromsoft introduces a 2h boost talisman, a crouch attack boost talisman, a dash attack boost talisman>ALL that shit enhances fire knight GS further
>>484782159It's for his own good
>>484782312Fromsoft expanded its payroll massively for Elden Ring and obviously a lot of that went towards map designers because there's so much more map to design in Elden Ring than previous games. They probably had a glut of them sitting around still on payroll and put them to work on the DLC because From's other ongoing projects aren't massive open world games. Meanwhile talented animators are at a premium and their first priority are probably those other unanounced titles.
>>484782484OH FUCK thanks for reminding me, good times, good timesRemember tanimura rush?
>>484781910He literally gives you Miriam’s spell. The same mage defending the Carian study. He is clearly related to the Carians in some way. Perhaps he modified the hat when he abandoned the moon.
>>484782297>mohgs doesnt remove madnessDepressing
>>484782601Thank you for spoonfeeding a retard. I don't frequent general boards so I kinda forgot the utility of the OP post.
>"Mimic and Summons don't count">Streamer answers saying that the creator of the game itself uses themUhhh, do they forgot he uses them because he's bad? I don't care since there's a shit ton of things that invalidate the entire game, but that justification is silly.
>carian woman 10 seconds after seeing a handsome half naked dark and brooding FAI guy
>>484781318Yes he did. Their name in the files is even a ship name.
>>484782724>Tanimura rushoh god now I'm being reminded of this gemhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2P1eKThZG-g&
>>484782629I mean like that's not like particularly lucerferian then, right? Luckier like caused his own problems by scorning them, which Messmer didn't do
>>484782904Proof? Also how do you know he isn't mindcontrolled just like everyone else working for him
I've been trying some dinky weapon playstyles, some of those "dex" weapons, a little bit. Don't know how you guys can stand this. Except for claws and fists, those are very cool. Everything feels so pathetic, weak, and stupid.
>>484781319Miquella is his Serosh
>>484782941that dog (?) is getting eaten
>>484780891>Rolls catches actually mean something, you can just roll twice with lag and dodge everything in ER/DS3I'd say I can't believe they didn't fix that shit but considering they obviously only care if the multiplayer component is functional in their gay little island nation I totally can.
>>484782852Why is it always the FAI guys getting the top-tier women?
>>484782469definitely the biggest surprise of this dlc they managed to make an open world map that feels as intricate as ds1 to explore
>>484783072Not fully, juat like how most people will like put kittens and puppy's faces/heads in their mouth, he juat has more mouths
So let me get this straightAnsbach's Longbow:>the ONLY bow in the entire game that does good damage and reasonable speed>weapon art costs not just 12 fp but 8 (!) arrows per shot, consuming 1000 souls per attack with any infused arrows>requires 43 dex, has barely any scaling>not acquired until after messmer in the DLC, just prior to the penultimate area/boss, only if you do a convoluted questline>with an all-in build and 4x talismans you can get about 1500 damage per attack>has basically no staggerCipher Pata:>one of like 20 different excellent faith weapons, let alone weapons of all kinds>weapon art costs 17 fp, that's it>requires 30 faith, has A scaling, unblockable, 0 weight>handed to you for free in the nexus area at rune level 1>with just ~2 talismans you're already at 2000+ damage and it attacks super fast with fast foreswing and very fast recovery, so fast it can combo into itself>deals an insane 30 poise pve damage, like a fully charged R2 from most weapons, staggering normal enemies in 1-2 hits and bosses in 3 hitsThe best ranged weapon in the game, the only saving grace of an otherwise unplayable buildagainst a rolled up newspaper
>>484782782They basically deleted the stagger value on Mohg's spear when they nerfed it ages ago. Now it doesn't stagger until it bleeds, and the bleed buildup got nerfed so now it doesn't bleed until ~70% into the full cast. Ironically in trying to nerf it (because losing to it made jp ganksquads seethe and shit their pants) they turned it into a cancerously strong ganking tool.
>>484783083this part is so infuriating because DS2 FUCKING FIXED ITAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>484782773>He is clearly related to the Carians in some way.Well, yeah, he instructed Rellana, and bore allegiance to the moon before abandoning it, its all written in his descriptionsIt's just that claiming that the guy is some significant Carian figure because his hat vaguely resembles the hats of the dudes depicted in some statues is kind of overkill
>>484781318 Miquella couldn't control anyone on the other side of the Gate of Divinity, specially with his rune broken. The secret rite states it's the Lord that ushers the entrance of a new god/age. During his second phase, his red aura shines and right after, the Gate of Divinity is activates. Even Miquella sounds a little surprised when saying that Radahn had returned (kinda like "oh, you really returned to fulfill your part of the vow"). He let Miquella in. He consented. IT'S CUTE AND IT'S CANON.
>>484782663>a crouch attack boost talismanWouldn’t know about that, I only ever crouch attack when coming out of a roll. I firmly believe it’s a waste to receive a weapon with a great moveset and waste it on the shittiest move in its repertoire.
>>484782912https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOV3QnZeiIQ>special move act as a shield for the big ass swordGod damn.
>>484782405>better pictureunfathomably based thank you
>>484783162It's profoundly autistic to spend this much effort comparing apples and cumquats just to conclude your favourite fruit is indeed the bestest ever.
>>484783173change my view:all weapons that inflict bleed should have either 0 poise damage or drastically nerfed poise damageit should be a multiplier, like if you infuse a weapon with bleed it only deals 40% poise, and bleed bases get 40% of what they do nowyou're going to stagger people with bleed anyway, it shouldn't get to double dip on interrupts
>>484780891With the way people hype up Dark Souls 2 multiplayer I kinda regret writing the game off and not experiencing it at it's peak. Soul memory seemed like way too much of a pain in the ass to deal with to even bother (this was before the band aid ring got added, and by then I just had no interest).
>>484782941Yeah, I should probably just play through the game instead of posting about it like a retard, but there's definitely a distinction between being shunned for some unspeakable crime and being cast aside as a baby or something or due to Marika just having another woman moment
>>484782713She abandoned him after she realized he was incurable and she made other children
>>484783162>use fan shot against a big miranda sprout>900 dmg with fire arrowsthe fuck
>>484782904>Their name in the files is even a ship nameYou gotta get your shipfagging brainrot checked if you think a convenient shorthand name for the boss in the files is indicative of anything.
>>484783039Dex weapons technically includes the KGS which is a monster. You may enjoy that. Assuming you’re just referring to the lighter weapons though yeah most of them are pretty anemic in how they feel to swing around.
>>484768142Just has really good faith scaling and a good R2 moveset
I swear if modders could just fix DS2's fucked movement and level designs and enemy placements, maybe the enemy variety, overhaul the shrine of amana completely, make a new set of bosses for lord souls that aren't such blatant callbacks, and adjust some of the art direction if might be a fantastic game.
>>484783123honestly I think it comes down to conviction not to say that intellectual (INT) or gymbros (STR) or goddamn circus artists (DEX) don't have or can't have conviction, but it seems like FTH people just naturally ooze that shit. they have an unwavering dedication to their FTH which gives them a strong aura of conviction and resilience. they gave an oath and they'll fucking stick to it women love thst shit, and Carian women are particularly susceptible to it naturally. it's literally written in their stars the greater will wrote it into the stars thst carians are hopeless romantics
good morning erg!!
Are any of the Smithscript weapons good in pvp?
Favourite strength swords?
Well, that's it. I finally beat the DLC. Consort Radahn is a shit fight. Loved the rest of the DLC.
>>484783483I played the game both on PS4, where I just let my soul memory accumulate until I was invading the max bracket, and on PC where I just savescummed to control my Soul Memory.SM didn't really matter at the game's activity peak because diminishing returns meant a 150 invader hitting max level hosts wasn't fighting an uphill battle and every bracket was populated enough for basically instant activity.Controlling your SM was just good for twinking or targeting specific areas of progression (I liked invading post-smelter Iron Keep and Drangleic Castle) and for keeping in the most active ranges once peak activity passed and the game was less populated.I loved invading in DaS2. I put around 2k hours into that game, more than every other souls game combined. Dark Souls 3 and the absolutely cynical design of its multiplayer turned this fanbase hollow.
>>484781276Thank you
>>484783778morning ryaposter
>>484783671Yeah, just lighter weapons and mostly the dex stuff right now. I default to the coolest greatsword I can find in every souls game so I wanted to try branching out. Probably not doing that again. Maybe Great Axes are more my speed.
>>484783801no, Eh well maybe I guess idk I've used the daggers in my vampire hunter cosplay. They'll hit headshots regularly on jump attacks which is neat. I kinda just use them to poke because they're bleed infused
>>484783801the cirque is insane, the axe is okay, all the other ones are unusable garbage
I've played the game so far (lvl105) with a heavy greatsword and getting kinda bored with it, is it worth going str/int or str/faith now or should I wait till I'm 125+ or whatever?
>>484783801i like them but they feel sorta shittery to use, spamming away at another player from enough distance to surely frustrate their every effort
>>484783801Shield's really good for finishing off people running away to heal.
>>484780581>>484780872>>484781276>>484782045>>484782403>>484783895>Right click>Save imageIts as simple as that.
>>484783296>Radahn the war hungry demigod wakes up and gets hyped fighting someone who can actually take and dish out a hit>it’s totally because he consented to the brain rapist guys! Just ignore how the aura fizzles out at Miquella’s touch!I don’t care what you and your ilk say, I will forever believe that Radahn was just getting amped up at the prospect of a good fight until Miquella essentially yanked on his metaphorical leash like Serosh used to do for Godfrey.
>>484783961What makes the Circque good? I fucked around a little with it prepatch and it just seemed like a worse backhand blade that traded the godlike R2s with a shitty projectile that whiffs, disappears mid-flight or constantly flies into obstacles trying to curve to its target
>>484784091Say thank you, be educated
>>484783528It's fine, I also haven't gotten to him yet lop>>484783608Sad!>>484783895Np lil squishy. I juat wish I didn't have such bad memory where I forgot what I have or haven't already stolen or what ideas about him I have or haven't already written about here
>>484783651that might be an issue with only 1 of the 2 hits registering because of their burning animationit fires 8 arrows but only 2 can hit a single target so you can get 50% or 100% of the max damage, and if something makes an enemy invulnerable after 1 hit it only does 50%
>>484783483I played it at its peak until to its last update, came back after ds3 pvp turned to be a shitshow, and stayed until it was pretty much almost dead game.Invasions, while starting the trend of shitting on invaders with the "enemies attacks the invaded too" item, were still fun. Duelling was peak, and coop was the usual stuff.Mastering Santier spear when its damage was nerfed to fucking oblivion just because I was in love with the moveset, and then suddenly they balanced it to "normal" damage with raw infusion and I suddenly felt like a god each time when people thought I was just going for the parrybait 2HR1 while I mixed them up>the curved sword spinning running R1 on a spearAlso fuck I remember now the malformed skull /dsg/ meme with the chef hattake me back bros
>>484784091How do you right click on phone
>>484783778You are not HIM
>>484784114>Godfrey and Serosh cutscene but it's Miquella and Radahn
>>484783937I've always wondered does Rya's hairstyle have a name?I've seen it in cartoons/anime before
>>484783801daggers suckaxe suckshammer sucksspear sucksgolem fists are fucking joke and the worst weapon in the whole gameshield is S tier pvp weapon and incredibly good and obnoxious
>start a new DLC playthrough>it turns into Milady playthrough againmy beloved
>>484783778Morning~
fuck people that like messmer, fuck lanklets
>>484783949Great axes are breddy fun, at least the crescent and long haft are in base game. Trying out the putrescent currently and it’s in a weird spot. Great damage, fun WA, but that range is somehow both better and worse at the same time than the omen killer cleaver.
>>484784138the cirque is the only smithscript where the R2s track the opponent, jumping r2 and running r2 are insane and deal good damage and good range too since the buffs
>>484784457discus hurl tracks the opponent too, it costs 3 fp but deals 3x the damage
>>484784381I bought the collector edition, I have to like him otherwise I'll seethe
>>484784286Radahn snapping his half brothers head would be pretty metal not going to lie.
>>484784361Visiting uncle Messmer.
>>484782093Nope, you're just coping. People always considered parrying to be the cheese strategy against bosses like Gwyn.
Apart from using them as frost/bleed status sticks, I never understood what I was missing about twinblades. It feels like they have the damage of a katana for the speed of a greathammer plus the range and hitstun of a dagger. The 'double hit' mechanic doesn't feel like it matters that much when the first hit does 1/10th of the damage of the second hit, for some reason.I just never understood what they're really supposed to be good for.
I dont understand, is this some injoke/old circlejerk/bait/newfag hazing ritual or does this general actually have a tumblr and fanfic contingent and nobody bats an eye? I swear im not some "reeee a real 4channer from the chan doesnt use other sites" shitstirrer it's just surprising if its real since usually this sort of thing causes melties on all the other generals I use
>>484784286>we could’ve gotten a third phase where Radahn rips Miquella off because the fights not fun now>fight could’ve gone from some grand aoe spectacle to Radahn abandoning magic entirely to just swing his swords with all his might>final boss could’ve been two Grugs swinging swords at eachother with no flair whatsoever until one diesFUCK.
>>484784510it doesnt have smithscript in the namebut thats gonna get nerfed into oblivion so dont get too used to it being good
>>484784723what the fuck are you talking about
>>484784660Applying status as you said, building multihit attack buffs fast since Rotten Wing + Millicent's is popular and strong, or doing twice as many hits with Spinning Slash.
>watching old sote trailer>throwing daggers stance break giant black cleaver hollow in two r1s>dane's footwork stunning black knight with every hitwtf
What the fuck, 125 range is piss easy to invade compared to 200. It's like i'm beating Stormveil noobs again, except my damage is 3 times as high and they still have 900 hp.
>>484784361>>484783937>>484784282
>>484784723We're all women here
>>484771657>made me feel like I should just ignore the next FromSoftware gameFunny because that's exactly how I feel. From stretched this particular format and concept as far as they could, even past its breaking point I'd argue. If they don't start over with something new come next game I'm out.
>>484784849It's funny how bad twinblades are for the twinblade talisman.
Marriage material.
>>484784723It's a story heavy game with appealing characters. Literally like a ton of generals I use have atuff like that, why wouldn't it? I think that's just a general by general thingAnd I don't really view posting art from tumblr to be a contingent, it's not like posting art from Twitter is Twitter specific, its just a place to pull from
>>484784660>>484784660> when the first hit does 1/10th of the damage of the second hit, for some reason.pretty much every attack by twinblades has 50% damage / 50% status buildup on all multihits except the final one, which then deals whatever for a normal weapon. 2H r1 for example deals 50%+103%, the chains into 50%+50%+100% on the 3 hit attack. And its 2HR2 deals 50+130, then charged 2HR2 is 50+50+50+165same shit for their status buildup, except they don't get positive multipliers, so the 2HR2 charged is 50+50+50+100% status in total
>>484784885Rya literally makes Elden Ring worth it leave it to Miyazaki to make the literal best part of his game optional
>>484784991She's 12 you sick fuck, and also dead
>>484784868Its a trailer, anon. Everything is set up to make the game look its best.
>>484784138The throwing anus is a very feminine weapon, Anon. Phallic weapons should not be used by ladies like ourselves, sister.
>>484785089..out of 10
>>484784723>He doesn't knowTumblr gameFanfic generalhttps://archiveofourown.org/works/49017289/chapters/123665425https://archiveofourown.org/works/50141914/chapters/126629041https://archiveofourown.org/works/54597181/chapters/138341944There's probably a few not accounted for, there was a ton of writefagging going on last year
>>484785051The best parts of life irl are optional
>>484785108True. Also>fighting the dancer lady in the field of blue flowers instead of a shitty old cryptMIYAZAKI
>>484784660comparing them to DS2 twinblades is just sad
i really cant part ways with this fit, i feel like a proper jeste wrecking havoc on all the little girls and boys that stand in my way
which do you guys do?
>blink bolt axe scales with dex
>>484785051Rya is one of the few bright spots in a dark world. Interacting with her makes it hard for me to process why people lewd this naive little goober. I can sort of get doing it to Roderika since she’s just a grown woman who’s out of her depth and nervous about it all but Rya just exudes the energy of a sheltered little sister.
>>484785318rya...no..
>>484785309Dude attacked me twice so I gave him darkness.Attack me once, shame on me.Attack me twice, fuck you.Or something.
>>484784723We are very inclusive and welcoming to mentally folk over here in the ol' /erg/. Get with the times, chud.
>>484785309grace for spirit ashoccultation for weapon
>>484785309Grace for his ashOccult for his swordI went with his grace because my character was trying to be kind and got an ash I'll never use.
>>484785159Oh hey they're still updating it, I didn't realize my thing is in thereIt's funny that it has the typos
>>484785424>>484785159BOOORN IN /dsg/!
lemme figure out the best armor set, sword, shieldI wanna cosplay as a DS2 pursuer and switch to greatsword of damnation and use the weapon art to slam 4 feet away from people and yeet them back into my command grab like the good old days thanks to from netcode
>>484785486dsg never had writefags (sadly)
>>484785486Don't say that name here
>>484784723>forgetting 4chunblrBroski? You wouldn't happen to be a... tourist, would you?
>>484785159>Dragging St. Trina by her long braids along the ground like a sack of potatoes into my cave hideoutHe predicted it...
>>484770860>pvphow many times do we have to repeat PvP is only played by 15 faggots and no one gives a shit about it?
>>484784660Their moveset is unironically good with some weaknesses. The running r2 is extremely strong, the standing R1s control space well, etc.What they're missing are good jump attacks, which is part of why people tend to feel underwhelmed by them.Twinblades were my main weapon in my first playthrough and have been my main invasion weapon since. They are very solid and in some cases downright OP bit From keeps buffing them because metalords don't buildcraft well and nobody has caught on.
>>484785012>2H r1 for example deals 50%+103%,I did a little test with a twinblade that has 188AR. A 2H R1 did 33->160 to a Godrick solider, so that should be 33 on the first hit and 127 on the second hit of the R1. So I don't really know what those 50%+103% numbers are supposed to represent.
I will become Elden Lord and impregnate: Melina, Melania, Ranni, Marika and Roderika. Not necessarily in that order.
>>484785159>tfw sellenfic chapter 3 never ever
>>484783296If they do a TV show like GRRM is threatening, will we get more pre-shattering demigods? Cute.
>the most beneficial ending for the player is if you jut tell moore to kill himselfwhat did from mean by this
>>484785765No miquella and thollier?
>>484767747It's a 6. Expect way more empty and pointless zones than base game
Would the DLC have been better if we got Radagon in his prime as the final boss instead?
>>484785702you have to repeat it because nobody gives a shit about your opinion
shield grease offhand dueling shield my beloved.
>>484785650>the st trinafag was the putrescent knight all along
>>484785923rennala...
>>484785727enemies have defense, it uses this simple formula
>>484785923Would the ringed city have been better if you fought Gwyn in his prime?
>>484782663As a 55IQ greataxe enthusiast I am in love with the 2h talisman.
>>484785973>off hand thrusting shieldfucking disgusting
>>484785839Man, I kinda feel bad for the kindred since Melania doesn't acknowledge them, but then I see their weird hands.
>starts using beast claws for my new dlc runholy shit this has to be one of my new favourite weapons
>>4847847234chan became a tumblr refugee camp ages ago when they self-destructed. The gender demographics across the sight are unironically pretty even nowadays, because it's cool for women to be right wing and say offensive things to piss off the twitter Mimis.I'm in my 30s and virtually every woman my age that I know personally is on some board or general, either as a turbo oldfag that will never leave or a former tumblrina that now says "based" unironically.
>>484785973Naw man try hidden weapon instead :^)
>>484786120They aren't cute. Simple as that.
>>484786024so there's large/medium/small?
>>484786141Tumblr is still going though
>>484785831>If they do a TV show like GRRM is threatening, will we get more pre-shattering demigods? Cute.The monkey paw curlls>There is going to be scenes of Radahn courting Miquella
>>484784723My impression was that Tumblr isn't as bad anymore after they cracked down on pr0n and all the problem people moved to Twitter.
>>484786191I’m playing pve mainly but I’ll try that later>>484786062It’s fun to chuck an axe and then slap enemies with my offhand shield with block frames. 2h dueling shield is better but I like the offhand when I feel like using some other weapon
>>484785839The reward for doing all the questlines correctly is a more kino climax. I like it.It's sort if like how you can just kill Lautrec before he offthe firekeeper but its cooler to let him do it and have the kino showdown in Anor Londo.
>>484786296
>>484786141Tumblr didn't really self destruct, imo it even like improved a lot. It's one of like the few remaining mainstream (Oh God is it not considered mainstream anymore? That's a scary thought) websites that like doesn't have super algorithm stuff running its main feed, it's just people you follow and their likes, and like after the porn stuff leaving its actually way more usable imo, but yeah some of that has some truth to it
>>484786404it looks so hideous when you block with it because it's animated like a weapon
Star Lined Sword is my only true disappointment with the weapons in this DLC. Not-Yoda makes it look like Aquamarine 2.0 but it's a shitty katana with a static WA
>>484786296I like to think Radahn thinks Miquella is a girl and will be surprised and scared when he gets topped.Like that Mohg comic.>>484786328
>>484786794>boss weapon in players hands is a boring wet noodle barely resembling the originalmany such cases
>>484786296I CAN'T WAIT
>>484786794Unique movesets ain't allowed. From is so autistic about it that they greated "light greatswords" to prevent straight swords from being interesting.
>off from work until Tuesday>ordering pizza later>starting the DLC todayLife is good bros
>>484786794>doesnt look like a katana>isnt called a katana>doesnt have a sheathstill dont know what from were smoking to make this thing a fucking katana. should have been a LGS or straight sword
So much in this dlc.
Is there a mod to disable rain? The game looks so much fucking uglier with it that I can't believe they allowed the game to ever look that way. Instantly turns any beautiful multicolored vista in a single shade of Dark Souls 3 catacomb gray.
>>484785159>>484785825Wtf happened to the sellen writefag anyway, I dont think theyve shown up for half a year or so
>>484786947What type of pizza?
>>484784802Too based for Fromsoft.Every DLC bosses need some kind of magic spectacle behind their attacks
>>484786947>worklol
>>484770284Is sword of light actually good?
Leda just needed bikini armor correction so she wouldn't have been such a bitch
>>484786883>marais greatswordtell me about it
>>484786958Yeah making it a LGS would've salvaged it.
>>484786847
>>484787005Turned into a ball iirc>>484784802>>484787035>miquella getting sidelined for radahn EVEN MORE in the kiquella dlcNOOOO
>>484784802>miquella slits radahn's throat to start puppeteering the body "correctly"Could have been kino
>>484787051gotta pay this mortgage somehow>>484787014thinking a grandma style margharita nice and thin
Radahn should have ripped Miquella in half like Godfrey did Serosh
>>484787207Yes!
>>484787169>miquella dlc>shows up only in the enduhhh>>4847872074 phase boss...
>>484785318it has dex scaling but it scales best with STR
is the smithscript hammer good now?
>>484787143One of the greatest mysteries of Elden Ring. An enemy uses it with wide sweeping slashes that look like some shit Darth Vader would do, and when we get it, they said "yeah give it the stupid fucking drill attack that the straight sword you can find 10 minutes into the game also has."I don't know how the weapon designer didn't commit seppuku before letting that decision make it to release.
>>484785159>It's a Cage For TwoHey! That's the fic i wrote!
>>484787258A place I like recently started selling pickle pizza and it's so good>>484787349A lot of dlcs have the main focus as the final boss
how are greataxes now in general?
>>484787502i dont know
>>484776251I just CARIAN SOVEREINTY'd all of the NPCs besides the first one.They just can't dodge it
I hope next game changes up the archaic fucking casting system even just being able to put spells on the "radial" menu you bring up by holding Y/triangle would be so fucking useful
From please don't nerf impenetrable thorns
>>484787459>Miquella x Radahn
>>484776251How fucking bad are you?
>>484777672>Call of the scarlet rot>Rot = stagnation = unmoving>Unaging = stagnant age>St. Trina's eternal sleep = poison with extra steps>Scarlet Rot = poison with extra stepsThe twins got the same curse but Miquella got the purple one and Malenia got the red one.
>>484787349>punish windows could miquella messing up radahn's balance and falling over after some stupid combobros...
How big is Miquella's dong?This is very important
>>484776251>NPC spams a single very slow and predictable attack>don't just parry him to death???
>>484786958I could be wrong, but I think that stems from oversimplification of the kanji. 剣 is usually used for straight swords and can specifically be used for double-edged swords. 刀 is used for katanas, but can also mean any single-edged sword.
>>484787169>Sellen gets BALLED>Writing about Sellen also gets you BALLEDMichaelzacharias...
What's the connection between Swordhands of Night and the Nox?One is finger child abuse raising people in an underground cave with a lightless night sky to create loyal pawns and the other is supposedly a whole race who were banished underground by the fingers for treason and made their own night sky. Both are associated with night, the night sky and with darkness and both are connected to the fingers but nothing actually connect them to each other.
>>484787502A strong option for any build.
>>484787861Small and limp. Made for being locked up.
>>484787731The anons in the thread i posted the fic liked
So what was the deal with the blue dancer who sealed the goddess of rot or something like that?
>>4847878618-10 inches
>>484787861>pre godhood Needle>post godhoodHaligtree
>>484787897You can't parry 2h great katanas but thanks for LARPing anyways bro.
>>484784008str/fth is definitely worth it
>>484787897>>484787797>just cheese him
>>484788008There is none no one cares about nox not even from its a tranny failed-state
>parrying is cheese>block is cheese>deflect is cheeseWell then what ISN'T cheese
dog ahead
>>484788173Of course you can
>>484788331backstepping
What level should I go to after Rellana? I have 12 million runes from constantly co-oping currently I'm 150.What level should I go to get the most amount of co-op/invaders/invasions?
The arena feels so depressing right now.It's just people trying to outcheese each other.I can't even blame them with how much better than everything in the base game the DLC stuff is.My guess it's that it'll take at least a few months for every piece of broken gear to get nerfed.
>ITT trannies try to gaslight everyone into thinking biological women use this board
>>484788492I am a woman
i cant stop thinkin about trannies
>>484788404I did the DLC at 100 - 150 and got pretty consistent co-op and invasions everywhere.
I like women :)
>>484788331Wildly rushing the enemy without any thought for personal safety. Hitting them until they die. Screaming to the heavens to proclaim your dominance like a feral animal triumphing over its rival. That is the anti cheese.
Haven't played with the new patch yet, does walking into Messmer's arena still screw you out of getting Swift Slash?
>just upgraded shield of night>Blocked a spell in pvp and used the WA guardcounter to send it back>Barely 400 damage and the projectile has 0 tracking so it can be strafed right out of spell recovery Into the trash it goes. Unironically weaker than Carian Retaliation.
>>484767747It’s worse than the base game. Most new weapons/spells are dogshit and the bosses aren’t fun to fight outside of maybe Rellana. Performance is also a huge issue, especially on the last boss. Exploration is annoying because of the obtuse world design and a waste of time anyways since most of the map is empty and the only thing you really need to find are scadutree fragments, which are absolutely mandatory so the bosses and enemies don’t one shot you. But they’re hard to find so you’ll have to look up a guide for them anyways.6/10, not worth $40.
>>484788682When will they make a spell parry that actually just shoots the same spell right back at the enemy, like a TF2 pyro airblast, rather than deleting it and shooting a little cuckball of magic?
>>484788492Anon, we have a infestation of Fujos here, there's even dynamic bickering on who's the top and bottom between Radahn and Miquella. This is straight out fujo (female) behaviour that occours daily on Xitter
>>484788816Golden Retaliation facefucks though
>>484788682>have tree sentinel shield>yea we're not gonna copy its WA at all here's some trashwhat the fuck
>>484788643I did that but people called it cheese
>>484788867I mean I do like that one more, I admit, but it doesn't have the same je ne sais quoi that bitch-slapping a fully charged bolt of gransax back into someone's face would have.
>>484788492Messmer is yumebait with Rellana being the clear yoomer self insert. The final boss is toxic yaoi.Yumes and Fujos won. Cope.
>>484787459its actually so good wow
Marika's cracked stone skinRanni's ropesMalenia's rot skinMelina's burn scarsMiquella's strange hand veins you find on statuesAll make me HARD. I love them so much. I love when artists draw them. I love little details!
>>484788492I'm a biowoman and have been here since before the scientology thing
>make a magic focused character>end up playing 95% of the game in pure melee anywaywhy do I always do that?
>>484788835Miquella tops from the bottom
>>484788181>slow weapon art>slow weapon in general>does not in fact have infinite poise>thinks parrying is cheeseYou are fucking terrible at the game You're actual
TRANNIES
>>484789129because it's infinitely better to play thst way the game isn't designed for magic hell the strongest "spells" are just L2 spam AoW ruined spellcasters
>>484776251I killed that jobber on my 80 +17 NG+ character first try wtf are you talking about?
>>484777925dogshit rangenormal hammers have awful movesetnearly no good sombers, especially after long doot is ripgenerally a pain in the ass to find compared to easy mode greatswords being shoved in your face every 5 minutesstone sheathe also exists now and makes all normal hammers irrelevant
New thread>>484789504>>484789504>>484789504
>>484789064>YoomerHah! I love that
>>484789129The game actively punishes casting in solo fights against bosses. Most bosses have a ranged attack or gap closer that they will use the millisecond you start your spell. They're great for the open world but against bosses you end up using them far less.
I might try to rush to DLC early on my FTH character.What are some easy to get FTH items/spells to try out? I wanted the fire knight weapons, that's for sure, but what else?
>>484784723Nobody bats an eye most of the time, sometimes you get the usual malding over trans or fujos or whatever. There's also a dedicated schizo who bitches about /erg/ being "raided" by Crystal Cafe every once in a while who has been here for a year at leastIn general unless one of the handful of self-apppointed masculine safe zone guardians get triggered, yeah nobody cares
>>484789070He he, thanks. I might try asking from prompts for short stuff like this again one of these days
>>484783162And it's going to get nerfed when they "fix" the ash of war to not deal all the damage so long as at least one arrow lands, lol
>>484788492It's sickening isn't it
>>484777925Poor choices in ashes.I have trouble finding anything good to use on my Smithscript Hammer because I can't even put Flaming Strike on it.
There is no more mysteryIs it going to happen, my love?
>>484792569Yes!
>>484792703Prove it
>>484790804Bro your lions claw?