Puppers Edition>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg>Previous>>486550763
When you talk to Ranni, would she prefer you looking at her spirit face or her doll face?
So Ranni propose the bell to invoke spirits from ashes because she’s a spirit in a doll?
>Having trouble finding co-op hits on an RL160 who has every pool>Enjoying invasions less as the regular players are thinning out and the number of intentional ganks is going back upI'm starting to fade on my enjoyment fellas. If I can't have a good time today, I might be shelving ER for awhile.
>bleed backhand blade>white mask equipped>heal ready>sleep crossbow loadedYep its duelin time
>>486580793i think you can still interpret it like that in some way, they are a reminder of the past Marika tried to hide away. And crucible traits being despised through golden order times is still canon. We just now have the additional context of the omen being a curse of the hornsent.
>>486581490She still hasn't realized her spirit face is sticking out. No one has mustered up the courage to tell her.
I love sluts
So when ringing the Scadu finger bells, I ring a tree?
>>486581560games dying and Miyazaki killed it with the sony pc split
>>486581560That was my experience too until I started playing my level 130 INT character. Now it's fun again. I might stop at 140 ish. The game just gets weird when approaching level 200.
>>486581706Who is your consort elden chads
>>486581721A spiritual tree/roots, both mad and nice?
>>486581706Me too anon and all of those girls enjoy frequent casual sexual encounters except Millicent and if you suggest otherwise about her I will actually kill you.
>>486580260>>486580576>>486580793>>486581607The omen curse is related to the Fell God. Dung Eater is the Fell God's champion and is working to put a curse on the Golden Order. >Covered in horns and fire giant hair>Wields a giant's spine as a sword>Mending Rune of the Fell Curse>Lamenter transformation has a Fell God face on it's back like Fire Giants get on their chestI don't disagree that in effect it's a return to Pre-GO vibes but it's being done maliciously and through the efforts of a VERY evil god.
>>486581660This is so sad.....
>>486581706fuckmarryfuckbreedmarryignoreignorebreedignoremarryfuck
So how are these? Going just for DEX and FTH or INT and setting the other 2 to minimum yields better dmg on a hybrid caster than infused Milady. Even better than bloody Leda's blade.Or is the calculator wrong? The 2H moveset is also kinda cool, especially the rolling light attacks.I know triplesplit damage is a hindrance, but how much of it is? so much to undo the damage adavantage?
>>486581560play seamless
I will save sellen from the mind upload ball and stick every carian in it as revenge after my wife sellen and i become elden lord and ladyRanni the snow bitch is no maiden of mine
Is this a bug? I've never seen this before
>>486582114Eww fuck no. You do you though.
>>486581824Marika feels like Aerith. The shaman nature girl casting a magical tree.Renalla is cute, but it’s kinda scary she loves a maddest guy like Messmer.
>>486581706fuckfuckkillfuckkillfuckkillfuckmarryfuckfuck
>>4865817064530beyond counting70921567453
>>486581824>whose your consortthe smurfette of course, who else but t.ranni could be the cutest girl when the roster is so forgettable apart from the blue dollfuthe only downside of ranni is that she's pretty much using you and throwing her vassals under the bus, she has aspergers and pretty much accidentally falls in love with you when she realizes you're strong as fuckthe only reason she spares you is because you continued to kill everything in your path and that tickled her cunny just the right waybut she's cute and those who go for ranni ending are simping for her so eh it works out
>>486581706Fuck, fuck, ignore, marry, marry, ignore, ignore, ignore, fuck, fuck, marry
What the fuck is a message like this doing in a souls game? If feels so out of place.Feels like something you find in generic triple A dogshit, only in the form of a "recording" or something.What the fuck?
>>486582424I know exactly what you mean, but they did something similar in DS3
Why is this little slut constantly showing off his feet?
>level 126>because i'm a genius i decided this run i'm using the thrusting shield and sorcery sword>guard points are fun>except actively using GPs means I eat the stamina cost of an attack, the guard and more attacks if I decide to chain GPs>if I spam a glintstone my stamina gets chewed up, worst case scenario is spamming glinstone then counter thrusting & GPing their closer>direly spread thin on stats between vig, mind, end and int>have to use the viridian medallion for max stamina so I won't get guard broken due to stamina tax out of the ass>it still happensi think i'm trying to play a level 200 build at 126
does anyone find most of the dlc areas lack "wow factor"? there's nothing in the dlc that compares to farum azula or going down the river well for the first time or even raya lucaria
>>486582589for you to lick, obviously
>>486582424Why is there even a message there in the first place? FROM has left much more cryptic shit without so much as a hint
>>486582112The weapon is C tier. I would only use it for the cool factor. The main problem is how the L2 puts you in long animations, making you vulnerable.
>>486582656Imo I kinda felt that "wow" with Abyssal Woods. Same thing with Shaman Village on there it's like "damn."
>>486582626>trying to play a level 200 build at 126sounds like a.. quality build :))))
>>486582767>come across random npc sitting down in the woods>talk to him>gomenesai yo, zanzicalamariberuto.....>diesaverage fromsoft npc interaction
>>486582112Its really bad, not only is the damage middling and the ash of war unusable against most bosses, the powerstance moveset constantly bounces off of walls and even the ground. The crouch attack is decent but you better hope there's not a small rock somewhere near you or it'll bounce and interrupt it.
I saw this posted a few threads ago and I'd just like to say whoever wrote it is a colossal retard and if you thought he made a good point you are just as dumb. Basically the whole argument is "uhh, Miyazaki is a nihilist because bad stuff happens in the game." Actually From games have surprisingly reactionary themes very much in line with Tolkien's thinking and they all portray the same "Long Defeat" as Tolkien's Legendarium with the world gradually straying ever further from the divine.
>>486582626Greatshield TalismanDon't use glintstoneshit and only use Carian sword or such big spells
Any content creators that have criticised story/quests of SOTe?
>>486582656Im not a fan of the dlc map at allThere isnt really much to explore and everything you need to go to is spread out by winding paths. You can never go in a straight line which would be fine if there was more content to explore but there isnt. Its just annoying and time consuming trying to figure out where the fuck zaki stuck some entrance to another area.
>>486583005It wouldn't make sense to criticize the quests of SoTE because it's the most straight forward they've ever been. Even if you progress to shadow keep too fast, and break the rune, most questlines just kinda continue
The harder a boss is the less likely I am to change my build because then it "wins". I will gladly use mimic tear on some schmuck in a catacomb, but not a demigod.
How do I improve my build? I have Vyke's spear and I feel like I deal very low damage to the omens. Barely killed Mohg in the sewers. I am not sure what to focus on, I want to try Faith stuff
>Miquella sacced his eye at the scaduview panorama >Miquella abandoned his rune to the scadutree avatarWhat did they mean by this?
>>486582953>>486582112so basically all light greatswords are shit then?Damn; i was hoping for more quality weapons at least.
faithchads WWA
>>486583704Miquella got his bussy filled with Scadutree Avatar tentacles
how the fuck do you avoid that retard combo in Radahn P2 when he does the meteors?
>>486584068Same way you avoid them in P1? Run to the side and jump just before they hit you
>>486583543>I will gladly use mimic tear on some schmuck in a catacomb, but not a demigod.I'm the same, but only because catacomb bosses feel like filler
>>486583704One above the dementia forest, facing the dragon land.One under the Shaman flower fields, facing the Rauhl ruins. Like the fire/ice swords of Renalla. Like the twisted Tree.Where the fingers ays were casting cosmic sounds.
>>486584170well that's the easy part, I mean the charged teleport attacks right after
skibidi tree
>>486584409gj
>>486583198So it's good even if you dont engage with it? Its good because you can ignore it? Youre also wrong, you can easily lock yourself out of dialogue, interactions and unique rewards by doing things in wrong order or not summoning some characters to story. You clearly dont care about story or characters
>>486583609go up to 40 vig>I am not sure what to focus on, I want to try Faith stuffspells or weapons?
>>486584428I just spammed deflects :^)
What the fuck are those Miquella’s noodles exactly?
>>486584460sorry.
>in the dlc they finally added a cave behind a waterfall>it's just one "room">with one item>knot resinthe fuck is wrong with from software?
where's the earliest you can find a fire knight? are they all in the keep?
>>486584504I am not sure, I mainly want to help people in coop
>>486584557noot noot
>>486582135guy's holding a seal two-handed
>>486584658it's hard to give recommendations if you can't be specific>I mainly want to help people in coopthere are some spells that buff both you and allies, you can check those out
>>486584658Help me pls
>>486584428for all his after image attacks the best strategy is to spam roll backwards and then towards him on the final one when it's actually him and not an after image
>>486583543>>486584349Same but replace Mimic Tear with Demi-Human Ashes
>>486581284You can tell this fanart is newer becuase the summon originally gave you 4 wolves.
Why the fuck is bloodborne a more positive game than ER?>you can actually save a lot of characters by bringing them to the Chapel Dweller (top bloke)>if you decide not to be retarded and stick your nose where it doesn't belong you "wake up" like normal and go about the rest of your life>the DLC is a noble quest to end the eternal torment of the hunters suffering from the nightmare and putting the Orphan of Kos to restIn ER congrats you get to rebuild a massive, shitty world where everyone but Ranni, Nepheli, Kenneth Haight, Boc, maybe Rya, and maybe Jar-Bairn is alive, I truly feel like a god
>>486584541I'm not that desperate yet, but I'll keep it in mind>>486584951thanks
What's the difference between eternal sleep and normal sleep? does eternal just kill you like blight?
>>486585158*is dead
we get up to a little mischief around here
How does the game decide when a stalemate occurs in arena? Trying out new weapons in arena and got a whole lot of matches where we trade hits and kill each other at the same time and yet it almost never ends in a stalemateAre there other significant factors that come into the equation to break the tie most of the time, or is it just shit netcode all over again?
Should I make a Bartholomew or All Saints Day trailer for Elden Ring
>>486585252honestly idk. someone invaded inside rellana's boss arena one time and spammed those bolts from the shotgun crossbow, though the dmg i took when he punched practically chunked 90% of my health
>>486581952given the DLC then, how true is this chart?
>>486583718M'lady is good, the 2 handed moveset is decent and you can put any number of busted ashes of war on it. Plus you can use the 2 handed talisman to boost damage, and the charged heavies do more poise damage when 2 handed. Its still more bouncy than I'd like but its not a bad weapon. At worst you could spam ashes of war, they seem to do the same poise damage as on regular greatswords.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93LFz_j5fQAKino
Need help with radahn pls.
>>486585158>if you decide not to be retarded and stick your nose where it doesn't belong you "wake up" like normal and go about the rest of your lifeit's a "congrats, you did nothing" ending. the night of the hunt will jsut come again and you or other will have to do all that shit again. at least by becoming an octopus you will be a god and might bring actual change to the world
too lazy to boot up the game, how much FP does a full big dragon breath attack cost?
I lost 200k runes because they stuck in the tree.
>>486583780>have tried making a faith build a million times>every time I try I remember my brain doesnt like casting spells>go back to just mashing R1 with big shit
>>486585674Not my problem, Yharnam is just one shitty corner of the world
>>486584042very hot
>>486585859Sacred/flart zweihander
>>486585740I can drop you 200k if you help me with radahn
>>486582656The issue is that the shadowlands, despite being shrouded in mystery, are not exotic. Too much of it looks like places you've been to already. Gravesite and Scadu Altus are Altus Plateau. Jagged Peak is Mt. Gelmir. Cerulean Coast is Liurnia/Moonlight Altar. The tragedy is that the most visually original locations are the most unfinished. Artorias of the Abyss got away with recycling Darkroot Garden because it was the first Souls DLC and it's short enough that it doesn't overstay its welcome. DS2 and DS3 went all out sending the player to places that look nothing like the base game locations.
>>486585638wsd
>>486585610I think it's too generous towards the Despair ending and implying that Ranni's ending is just 'replacing the system' is completely disingenuous.
>>486586006yeah but like if im doing that why wouldnt I just go strength/heavy and then spend my extra points in endurance to wear that big boy armor you know what im sayin?
My host turned into a candle bruh
>>486586065Whats this?
>>486586421probably the password for connecting
>>486586027I'm still busy with the main game...
>>486586145>implying that Ranni's ending is just 'replacing the system' is completely disingenuouscould you elaborate on that?
Fun fact : Messmer’s room is the perfect place to see the sap flowing into the very tall crucible/chalice.
Such a sweet auntie (dont tell my wife what I did)
how do I create an RL150 Mr. Stinky build?
>>486586572Dont see anyone in summon pool
>>486582976>and they all portray the same "Long Defeat" as Tolkien's LegendariumElaborate
>>486586230I guess you can offhand seal and use knights lightning spear against bosses that run away to keep up poise damage instead of daggers/fan daggers.
>>486586767that was me and my friend, we said that
>>486581706Marry all the women except Fia, Marika, & Malenia
>>486586761>immortal gods>having kidsY?
>>486586641Her whole arc is "I don't want to be a god, I don't want to be a slave to the fingers and the greater will"Her story ends with her killing the Fingers and freeing herself and you giving her the ring. She tells you afterwards that you can go off and do your own thing, and she'll be there for you when you're finished.You don't create a new order with Ranni, the two of you leave. The point of that ending is that you don't fix any problems of the Lands Between. You free it from the Elden Beast and then just fuck off and let those left behind sort their own shit out. And freeing it from the Elden Beast isn't even part of Ranni's quest--as far as her side is concerned you could've fucked off as soon as the Fingers were dead. She just sticks around to wait for us while we do our thing.
Nobody helps me
Anyone know if adding Scadutree frags softbans you?not a chance in hell im doing it again but I want to take other runs through the DLC
>"fun" builds>buffs for 50 full seconds before every fight>by the time all the buffing is done theres only 10 seconds of uptime on the oldest buff so its basically worthless>strength GOD builds>hold weapon in two hands
Get in the jar.
>>486587357reply to the post where you were asking for help at least, my help-seeking friend
would you rather live in age of fire Anor Londo or pre-shattering Leyndell?
Normies are starting to bash the games too now
>>486587305>You don't create a new order with RanniVery much the opposite of what she states. You people are mental, I'm surprised you're still saying this after two years.
>>486587525ok>>486585638Nobody helps me
>I need help with radahnnigga you need help IRL motherfucker cant even learn to fight an AI in a video game, grown ass fuckin man cant defeat a bot that just vomits out the same 4 patterns over and over again oh my fucking god hey man heres your help, you wont even need to matchmake for it, free of charge!https://www.cheatengine.org/
I have finished a retrospective playthrough of Dark Souls.Boss fights - Elden RingBoss designs - Elden RingBoss soundtracks - Elden RingBoss arenas - Tied (Elden Rings look nicer but Dark Souls has some better layouts)World Design and Layout - Dark SoulsDungeon layout - Dark Souls (except stormveil)Enemy design - Dark SoulsDungeon threat - Dark Souls (the levels are much more threatening than elden ring, especially with environmental hazards)Atmosphere - Dark Souls (in abundance)General combat - Elden Ring
>>486587517underrated
is messmer okay with miquella trying to usurp marika?
>>486587762im in lvl 1.
>>486587561>"bro you can't just make bad ends for NPC's">"you have to explain every plot point to me in vivid detail">"boss mechanics need to be realistic"the bonfire / site of grace is pretty much a mechanic that progresses quests, what you're complaining about is that there are too many of them near NPC's which you probably shouldn't unless you want to run back to the village, see a cutscene of the girl hanging there and the dog puking poison after eating the corpses of some hollows or some shit that most likely killed hernormies can go fuck themselves with their handholding story telling that says and doesn't show or leave anything to the imagination
Is that possible to fuck Melenia and not get scarlet rot if you are fast enough?
>>486585610I think people shit too much on age of fracture. Sure it's the ending where you don't actively improve the golden order, but with every demigod dead and Marika as apparently a full time statue, it's very unlikely that the mistakes of the past could be repeated the same way.It's the bare minimum ending, you are giving the word the chance to heal and repair itself but you aren't going the extra mile to make the order more complete.
>>486585638I'll help fight.But only if you're not using any cheese shit.
Man wtf is this shit
>>486587976anon lore wise you would be infected by being near her so no, you're getting pozzed by her just by entering her domain same as millicent when she tried to warn you to stay away from her
>>486587921for what purpose are you doing radahn level 1 if you're gonna summon
>>486588023it's kino...
>>486587817>Boss soundtracks - Elden Ring
>>486587305>And freeing it from the Elden Beast isn't even part of Ranni's quest--as far as her side is concerned you could've fucked off as soon as the Fingers were dead.When was the last time you actually touched this part of the game? It's honestly baffling how someone can say something like thatAccessing the Elden Ring is clearly a prerequisite for establishing an new order like Ranni wants
>>486587942what an absolute moron
>>486583718they're all shit
>>486587976The rot doesn't spread when the needle is in, according to Millicent, so go wild.
>>486587305>You don't create a new order with Ranni,The Age of Stars is her new order anon, you don't just disappear, she takes Marika's role as host of the Elden Ring but on her own terms.What she does say is that she will be a distant god, her order won't be one of gold where Marika is always visible at the helm but one focused on the distant moon with her unconcerned by earthly matters.
>>486587912Considering she blinded him and sealed him away, he probably supports him
Is Marika dead?
>>486587817>Boss fights - Elden RingLMAO
>>486587817>Boss designs - Elden RingBut Elden Ring essentially has two boss designs that get repeated endlessly. The unyielding blender and the fat lumbering blob.
>>486588086https://youtu.be/LHqiVOfJ5EU?si=TVWu1lUiz0jbH8wahttps://youtu.be/zBM4MB-2FTA?si=g6fcRrGZ9KklfMZ4
>>486588023equip the dragonhunter great katana and prepare for kinomake sure to check the southern path outside from dragon pit terminus
>>486587976just ask for some rest time
>>486587976In her regular human form sure, as long as she has the needle and keeps herself in check she doesn't spread rot.If you are talking about her goddess version, well, get ready to stuff yourself on boluses.
>>486587367please god help me>>486587716>>486585638what password?
>>486587305I can't believe there are STILL people that think Ranni fucks off and lets the Lands Between get devoured by Deathblight lol
>>486586767How does pata compare to other fist weapons?How is Blinkbolt?And most importantly of all:WHY CANT WE PUT RAGING BEAST ON FIST AND CLAW WEAPONS? IT'S SO COOL!I hate the standard beastclaw moveset, it just whirls and moves you around erratically and that always confuses me.
>>486588312It's the truth as much you may not like it.Dark Souls was the first in the series I played, easily sank over 1500 hours into it.Still, going back and playing it after finishing fresh in Elden Ring and it just doesn't compare well.The fights in Dark Souls just don't have much going for them.
anyone excited for Elden ring netflix?here's your queen Marika btw, you may start worshipping her feet.
>>486588308No I'm making her breakfast right now
>>486588086Were the tarnished at?
i miss melina
>>486588502>How does pata compare to other fist weapons?its extremely op>How is Blinkbolt?its extremely mid
>>486588308Unless destroyed with the frenzy flame or replaced by Ranni, Marika will keep being the host of the Elden Ring. But it's not clear if she's actually alive after the end of the game since you do put her back together.The most likely scenario however is that she is personally dead at least in a sense, with only her body remaining.
wish there was a legacy dungeon in the scadutree
Elder Inquisitor Jori fight, based or cringe?
>Vyke's + offhand madness perfume>at level 50>with aged one exultation
>>486588634Super cringe, somebody needs to get fired.
>>486588591>its extremely opHow? just because it has long reach? Its scaling and moveset dont seem aprticularly good
What build can I make if I want to be purely fucking cool without one singular concern about dps or any of that shit?
>>486587991ok i can sit in corner. If radahn hits my lvl 1 pussy his left litte finger on right foot i will instantly die.>>486588075Its more interesting. Was before him.There no bosses in er that so fast and strong as him in second phase. First phase is fine.
>>486588620I wish there were procedural Tree Dungeons in SotE (final one being the fat tower (the line)).
>>486588634His poise is bullshit, he casts through everything.
>>486588578What an useless character. I'm almost 50 hours in and I almost forgot she existed because she never appears
>>486588690longest reaching fists, they do almost exclusively pierce damage, the moveset is cancer and basically a short pre nerf dual spears, and it gets a few true combos (running r2 -> r1 is a true combo)
>>486588634The best group fight they ever did, beaten him on my base level twink.
TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN TUMBLING DOWN
>>486588539Kys
>>486588634It’s weird he’s casting great light spells while keeping the abyssal woods entry.
>>486588696>ok i can sit in corner. If radahn hits my lvl 1 pussy his left litte finger on right foot i will instantly die.I didn't know you were doing at SL1.Man the fuck up you pussy.What is the point in doing an SL1 run if you're not going to do it and just watch someone else do it for you.You disgust me.
>>486588609>The most likely scenario however is that she is personally dead at least in a sense, with only her body remaining.yeah thats my thought process aswell, after all her final wish was for someone to come and kill her, really puts it into perspective now with the dlc talking about how awful being a god actually is. There is some twisted irony in the fact that even in death she is forced to be the vessel of the elden ring.
>>486588421> what password?let be that "wsd" password, but not group pass, because my lvl may be too low for you
Cute!
>>486587367lads please
all three agreed it had to be done but only one could go through with it
>>486588913He's literally an inquisitor sealing this area off.
Will Blackguard Big Boggart drop his loot if he's killed by the deathblight crab instead of another method?I want his bell bearing and Braggart's Roar, but I don't want to stab him in the back directly, and it's too cruel to let him die to Dung Eater. If he's going to die, I want him to die an honorable death in a duel with the crab, whose kind he has slain thousands of.
>>486588578>Your faithful and kind maiden is forgotten by the story and only marginally relevant in the omnicidal ending>The witch doll that sparked the war gets a quest that locks half the map and an exclusive endingWhy the fuck couldn't she get something for the dlc?And no, "revealing" that she's Messmer little sister is nothing.
>>486587976Just use the ailment talisman during foreplay and munch a boluse like putting on a condom before starting
>>486589208at least she's the deuteragonist of the manga.
>>486587817For meBoss Fights: Dark Souls 3Boss Designs: Elden RingBoss Soundtracks: Dark Souls 3Boss Arenas: Dark SoulsWorld Design and Layout: Dark SoulsDungeon Layout: Dark Souls 2Enemy Design: Dark Souls 3Dungeon Threat: Dark SoulsAtmosphere: Demon's SoulsGeneral Combat: Elden Ring
>>486589006PFFFFFFTHHHHHBBBBBBBBLBLBLBLBBBBBBBBdon't risk it
>>486585610DLC proves that "Kill it with Fire" is the only solution for this world.Sorry, nothing can save this mess. Burn it to the ground.
>>486588436Deathblight is never solved in any ending except for frenzied flame.
>>486588634One of the only bosses with an arena that isn't a flat circle/square, so it's automatically based.
>>486589451Fia's ending
Why do so many girls love Thollier?
>>486589348i've heard people say it ain't bannable, i just dont buy it because it was so close to dlc release i had my doubts there had even been a banwave yet, was checking in for a second opinionreally dont wanna collect any amount of those shards again on any character, nontheless every character i take through the dlc
>>486589208Ranni did some bad shit but as DLC reveals, Shattering was a result of a long line of Marika and Golden Order's fuckups ultimately paving her road to hell with good intentions
I liked what From did with being able to dodge certain attacks by jumping, honestly I'd be curious for a game where rolls do the same in reverse and make your hitbox short enough to legitimately evade high attacks, but not the low onesObviously that would require a great amount of consideration in terms of actually designing enemy attacks to be fair, but I feel like having to weave together jumping and ducking would make for an interesting gameplay while keeping things true to the spirit of these gamesIt feels like blanket invulnerability we have now isn't something Miyazaki is particularly fond of, with all the crazy delays, lingering hitboxes and mixups he keeps introducing in order to fuck that playstyle up
>>486589539Eepy little meowmeow. He's so babygirl.
>>486589451Unclear if repairing the ring with Destined Death now unleashed lets Godwyn finally pass or not.
>>486589006fucking impostor
>>486589451Wouldn't returning the Rune of Death to the Order allow Godwyn's body to finally die?
What's so great about the Messmer Soldier Spear? Seems pretty ok to me on a STR build. Is there a specific way to use it/AoW that makes it good?
I've come to the conclusion that Radahn is just meh normally but he's really fun to just abuse so he doesn't fight that long
>>486589607Sekiro's already much closer to that than Elden ring
>>486589539he's a human kitten(with poisons)everyone loves kittens(and poisons)
>>486589539>Weak as a kitten and thick as two planksHe's the soft spoken, sleepy, pretty boy whos aesthetic is purple and is associated with flowers
>Dark Souls 1 has tons of references to Artorias all throughout the game>The DLC is naturally about Artorias and his story they've hinted at in item descriptions>There's a different cutscene for Sif if you complete the DLC first>Dark Souls 2 has tons of references to Aldia throughout the game>DLCs are about Aldia and he even replaces the final boss of the base game and there's a new ending!>Bloodborne The Old Hunters and Kos throughout the game>DLC is about The Old Hunters, Kos and the original sin of the Healing Church that they hid away in the nightmare>Gehrman sleeps easier in the base game after completing the DLC>Elden Ring has tons of references to Godwyn and Miquella throughout the game>DLC is marketed with stuff like "all manner of death washes up here">Godwyn, the PRINCE of DEATH has nothing to do with the death area>there's an NPC enemy related to him though, but nothing is resolved>DLC is supposedly about Miquella but he's barely there and the ending resolves nothing >It has NO interaction with the base game, nothing. There is not even anything interesting with Miquella's cocoon in the base game after you complete the DLC>nothing different with Malenia if you complete the DLC>DLC establishes Miquella can put souls inside dead bodies>Doesn't obviously put a soul inside Godwyn's body to attempt to fix the Deathblight and Godwyn problem which ends up still being the biggest imminent unresolved plotpoint in the game>Miquella on Torrent key-visual? Yeah it didn't matter and wasn't remotely expanded on>Nothing with the Eclipse even though Radahn is required to enter the DLC so the stars are moving again>Gate of Divinity asspull-tier writing>Scadutree barely relevant>Gloam-Eyed Queen cut content>New major boss character like Rellana? Not a single cutscene or line of dialogue>final boss is Radahn for some reason, and he's a Lothric and Lorian clone now and the fight is like a shitty version of the original Radahn fight withWhat happened?
>>486589710>>486589661If that were the case Ranni, should also instantly die since she's a spirit with a dead body.I think TWLID are basically a new race now and the best you could do is either integrate them into the new order or sever Godwyn from the Erdtree. With the repaired ring it should be easier than what it was until now.
>>486588989sign is down, i only got like 20 minutes and i can only give it my best shot, but i will do my damndest to kill 'em
>>486588913Unless runes are like the shabriri grapes, eyes.Golden eyes, driven by the tree and, better, by the fingers.
>>486589993>Gloam-Eyed Queen cut contentNot disagreeing with the rest but no one has shown any proof of these and so far it is simply shitposting.
>>486589181Okay then they’re sealing very deep into the abyssal woods. Not to mention the access is a tomb devoted to darkness..
>>486590274huh? people have definitely posted SOME proof, its not enough for me to personally buy it, but like for example the putrid knight is called the knight of the gloam eyed queen in its assets
>>486589993I honestly believe they though they could do something bigger than they ever did and got in all direction, but they wasted so much time that they had to scrap everything and glue together what they had make, thus making this godawful dlc story wise.
>>486589993a combination of chewing more than they could swallow and also being too afraid of adding base game alterations because of all the people that are gonna start the dlc with the base game fully completed>>486590274The putresence knight's internal name is "Gloam eyed knight"
>>486590329There are inquisitors inside the Midra Manse itself. Some of them went mad.
>>486590010Ranni shed her cursemark along with her flesh. Those who live in Death are specifically a glitch in the system of the order Marika set up, as per Rogier's dialogue. So if you solve this flaw in the order, you solve the issue of Those who live in Death. The question is - do just new ones stop being produced? Or do the ones already here also die off?
>>486589993godwyn the goldens soul got murked while ranni lost her body, doesn't matter if you put muddy water into a jar it's already tainted they Really killed godwyn just like they killed ranni's fleshhe tried the eclipse stuff to bring back godwyn but even that failed>what happenedprobably saving content for more expansions
>>486589993>Miyazaki says Miquella is the main character of the DLC>he only shows up for the second phase of the final boss fight>has three cutscenes>says the exact same thing in all three of them>this thing is completely unrelated to anything in the base game
>use the key in belurat sewers>its a poison swampI honestly don't know what I was expecting lolmy mushroom buff seems to be permanent here though which is cool unless thats the new resistance talisman
it took you faggots way too long to admit this DLC was garbage. I knew it was trash day 1. You fucking animals are below me. Cope harder.
How do we feel now that the Elden Ring twitter account supports the Age of Compassion.
>>486590605Elden Ring is a finished franchise you fucking moron. This isn't Dark Souls lmao. What we got was it. That's the end. Next game is going to be in another setting and probably won't even be a souls-like.This. Was. It.
>I fear that you were previously acquainted with this vessel.>Well, that is most unfortunate.>For he is dead.>As for his flesh,>he gave it to me,>ShabririIs he implying that Yura gave his flesh over to Shabriri? "Gave" meaning in his last moments before his death he succumbed to despair and overwhelming sadness knowing he failed to save Eleonora and in so doing letting Shabriri take hold of him in that state? Or is it that Shabriri assigned one of his followers in a dead body and that we don't know the name of who is controlling Yura because it makes it sound like he is not talking in first person but rather referring to Shabriri as someone else.
>>486590671literally everyone was talking about how garbage the leaks were before the DLC ever came out to the point that thread consensus for a while was that they were fake. this was how it was in all social media websites I looked at from Twitter to Tumblr, everyone was saying "you're a fucking idiot if you think this is real, this looks like modslop and makes no narrative sense, From would never make this."I really should start an image compilation or something because it seems like everyone's already trying to revise history.
>>486590832>not milking elden rings success with 3 expansionskind of based
>>486590662I only found that area when I dropped down to a hidden path from Ener-Ilim
>>486589738>What's so great about the Messmer Soldier SpearBeing able to powerstance identical greatspears without needing to go to NG+ or have someone drop you duplicates, fashion is important.
>>486590503It's a good question. With Death restored to the natural order, would a body without any life-sustaining organs still be animated? I feel like they'd just drop dead on the spot.
>invade rune arc'd duelist in raya lucaria dueling circle>go up the elevator and go AFKGuess I'll finish watching Beverly Hills Cop
>>486590671It could have been the next best thing since sliced break and you would've called it shit all the same, you aren't fooling anyone
>>486590832GRRM has implied there's a show coming.Also this expansion made more money than the vast majority of Bamco's actual games and ER itself is set to outsell the entire Soulsborne series on its own. The chance this doesn't get a sequel is 0%.
>>486589636>>486589924>>486589990Ah I see. He is kinda pathetic, self-deprecating and depressed. Welp, liberal men need love too I guess.
>>486590992>GRRM has implied there's a show coming.grrm will do anything except work on winds
>>486590958just dc out and block him jesus fuck
Holy FUCK Flame of the Fell God is WORTHLESS. It travels like 5 feet, takes 6 minutes to finally explode, the explosion radius is 6 inches and then if it does miraculously hit, it does slightly more damage than an R2. What the fuck? Incomprehensible.
>>486588539>hairlinetranny detected
>>486591056No. If he wants to ruin my fun. I will ruin his. Anyway stop replying to me. I'm watching eddie murphy
>>486591091The fact it exists in the same school as Giantsflame is absolutely baffling
>>486588634Basically the closest to a gimmick fight Elden Ring dared to try. I appreciate the effort even if it's just a shallow retread of Crystal Sage
>>486591176>HairlineYou couldn't tell by the man's face and body?
Strongest STR weapons and AoW that aren't the Guts sword? Ideally good at destroying bosses in coop, and prefer not to powerstance jump attack shit.
>>486590992>monkey's paw opensIt's a prequel about Radahn and Miquella falling in love.
>>486591091At least it makes smaller enemies fall over, I remember fucking Malenia up with it when I did my 0 equipment load run
>>486591091https://youtu.be/qw-ymYyZbf0?si=M2JR5bcEmpiHUJd4
>>486591053GRRM will just write his name on the box like he did with the base game.
god damn it, it takes me DAYS to decide on a new playthrough build
>>486588502Beast Claws erratic moments is a feature not a bug unless you're fighting undead cause then you'll have a touch of difficulty getting that hit in as they respond.In PVE it let's you handle a room full of monsters without getting tagged & in PvP the other guy will be desperate to try & land a hit on you unless he has a lot of range
>>486590992Malenia will get good episodes in the show because she's le epic hard meme boss, the mascot, and coomers like her.Maleniabros we won.
>>486591307Even he admits it sucks ass most of the time. Super situational at best.
>>486589993Godwyn was never intended to be in the DLC, any ass pull to revive him would have been worse than Radahn lore wise
Hyetta is one of the most sad and depressing npcs to meet. she can't see.. bro... that hurts so much... this is so unfair... I feel so sorry for her... I wished she could've been cured... (rest in kindness and peace Hyetta)
>>486591091The way the DLC has mechanically superior incants is fucking bullshit. Fix the shitty main game incants Fromsoft.
>>486591307the ground burn is good, I like to combine it with "laser" (madness) if you cast "the sun" first they go off at the same time.
>>486590870Shabriri and his story (eyes gouged out and replaced by golden light) are interesting, because it’s metaphorically want every sovereign does. The environment usually totally obliterates his personal will for the greater one.
>>486591494Hey you have catchflame at least, right?
>>486591176I'm mirin that hairline
>>486591474Just give her a few graapes and she`ll be fine
>>486588634extremely unfun and boring, both solo and with summons
>>486591428>spell that requires setup / niche = shitterra magica said hi>>486591548i think the spell is supposed to be a pressure tool that they have to dodge which allows you to time another spell to whomp them with
>>486591013Someone's bitter. You all forgot to mention he is extremely devoted and when the chips are down he will get in way over his head to fight for his cause. St. Trina says Miquella needs to die? Well, he is shit at fighting but he's going to go punch Radahn regardless.
>>486591013>He is kinda pathetic, self-deprecating and depressed.and most women (and many men), if properly socialized in early childhood, have a strong instinct to protecc the weakestthat's how we rolland that's how us, liberal weaklings, have pussy by the truckload and strong alfa males drown their loneliness in alcohol and masturbation
>>486591461You are the biggest faggot on the internet. You have a zombie fish right there and your brain dead ass can't think of a single way to use that in an expansion? Get raped. Seriously, I would actually hurt you in real life you're just that big of a faggot. Tell me where you live.
>>486591494>giant golden arc>amazing tracking>flies for a LONG fucking time>pierces several enemies on its way>can be charged so receives godfrey bonuses
>>486590992>if its set before the game it will have to fill in tons of gaps and will probably further make the lore nonsensical because its now being held together by headcanon >if it takes place during the game we will watch lesbian scenes between ranni and black female tarnished slayqueen Pick your poison
Holy shit did Midra take some Finger stone from Rhia and study it?
>>486591091That's one of my favorite incants, it builds up stagger while they stay in the fire. It's a combo ash so you set it off then do other shit.
>>486587817i mostly agree
From is really good at making shitholes look pretty.
>>486591760>if it takes place during the game we will watch lesbian scenes between ranni and black female tarnished slayqueenwhat's the problem here
>>486591760Don't worry, Anon is just coping. Elden Ring is done. That's sorta why we're so fucking bummed with how the trash the DLC was. It's done. It's a finished product with no where to go now. Any place it can go? Might as well just write a new IP because it'd be brand new content anyways.Miyazaki was talking about wanting to create a JRPG, so that's what I expect next from them. Like, did you morons already forget they made Armored Core 6 instead of doing work on the DLC? Why else do you think the DLC is so rushed?
>>486591856>shithole>but no peopleAlready 90% better than if it were populated
>>486591176you see all that man and the hairline is what tipped you off?
>>486591742(You)
>>486588695Antlers + Ascetic setUse Jori's briar staff, a the horn bow, the ancient deer skull tool, maybe some perfumes if you want. Throw bananas (golden arc spells) & call yourself ElkBrother
Trying to make a nightmaiden themed build, how does it look?
>>486591742k, b, c I kneel
>>486591997kill yourself faggot
>>486587817>Boss designs - Elden RingI think they are more unique and memorable, but the fights themselves are a little lame.
>>486591685>a spell that buffs ALL other spells>versus a slowly moving dogshit projectile that cannot be used to pressure anyone because it will never reach anythingMeanwhile DLC has Fire Coil and Fire Snake lmao
>>486591814Yes. Someone clipped through all the cloth and it's all Finger ruins stones. Seems like Midra was studying them before he got frenzied.
>encountered second mimic tear boss>summoned mimic tear>enjoyed the show
>>486591814Midra was known as a sage before the inquisition or maybe Nanaya got to him, so probably.
>>486592010pussy ass nigger. The things I could do to your bitch ass.
>>486591743>>giant golden arcsorry
Why the hell doesn't Radahn's or Gaius' set increase gravity magic/skill dmg?
>>486592138>>486592194Sick. It was a logical conclusion but this proof sells it.
>>486589993Everybody mentions the Sif cutscene, but nobody brings up how Dusk existed before the DLC to tell us about oolacile, and then has dialogue after the DLC events that explain why Artorias got credit for the shit that you did.I honestly think that if Gideon had anything to say, anything at all, about what we did in the shadow realm then at least half of the people upset with the DLC and Radahn would be satisfied.
>>486592202godwyn isn't coming back
>>486592093>female characterare you a tranny?
>>486592001>>486591260it's just the first thing I saw, relax. If I said jaw you'd say "bro you didn't see the thinning hair? shut up.shut up.shut up.
Why is it better to use the dragon seal than the erdtree seal even when you've got better FTH than ARC?
>>486588997translation?
>>486592290the problem is that they fucked themselves over with that. Gideon's character arc concludes with him thinking that slaying a god is impossible, if we arrived at the round table hold and dropped that we literally killed a god, then his character arc wouldnt make any sense
Anyone else upgrade their torch or just me
>>486591825Let me see you use it on a boss that doesn't get knocked on her ass if you fart too close to her.
>>486591743I never touched that one
>>486592127>a stationary spell that pretty much forces you to stay in a zone>a slowly chasing pressure tool that you can kite people into if they go aggressive / you can use as a defensive tool to gap closeanon you're being a silly billy right now
>>486592442gideon has a character arc? he goes from "I am smug and arrogant" to "it's all hopeless and I'm going to fight you for no reason"it's not an arc, it's two points
>>486592397Because FROM can't balance for shit.
cave gankers get what they fucking deserve
>lord of frenzied flame ending is doing the jeb bush memewhat did they mean by this?
>>486591742NTA but Godwyn isn't a fish. He's a basilisk
how much vigor is optimal?
>>486591825This is TWEWY NEO gameplay
>>486592573
>>486589993arigato gaijin, see you next game
>>486592553It's not just you, the fire damage is super neat against the slimes that are resistant to physical
>>486592442Could have just said elden beast > miquella/marika it terms of godhood and called it a day
>>486591307*he's right about fires deadly sin too, my favorite buff. the initial explosion does FAR more than people think its just short ranged. and then you can combo it with "tempest" to become a god
>>486592735Where are his hind legs then?
>>486592620>chasing>fell godmore like exploding nearly on a fucking spot lmao
>talisman in the dlc that gives you 30% holy resistance>can be put on any build>17-20 scadu fragments give you a shit ton of defense also>get up to 90% holy damage resistance>2nd phase light beams do slivers of health>"bullshit" meteor attack in 2nd phase is so easy to deal with, if you cant dodge the first 4 just tank them with ur 90% holy resistance and dodge the last>30% holy resistance talisman can be put onto any build.>you can put on the pearl drake talisman +3 to make you take 11% less damage on top of the 30% to holy>mfw this boss isnt harder than midir, gayle, melania or orphan of kos>mfw radahn is pretty much just gael 2>"radahn lightshow" as if gael doesnt spam lightning everywhere, skulls, has skull trails on his weapon literally the same as radahn doesive beaten this boss 4 times, what the fuck is wrong with people? did people just not find this talisman? i feel like it was SPECIFICALLY made for this fight as even +3 versions of the drake talismans doesnt give 30% only 11%. joseph anderson and other youtubers have given the elden ring community terminal scarlet brainrot and now everyone thinks when a boss is hard its unfairly designed when there is so much shit to counter / deal with everything in the game.
>>486592751I played the original TWEWY a lot, never played the sequel though but it looks cool.
>>486592369it's ok man Hunter-chan is very cute no one is judging you.
>>486592662So, which one of these leaves is you?
>>486589993The conversations with Vendrick were narratively the coolest thing the DLCs added to DS2. You chase that dude all game only to find him completely hollowed out and unable to help you, but by collecting the crowns you and Vendrick are able to complete the blessing and there's a fucking cutscene for it.
>>486592986pretty sure walls explode it prematurely
chaos ending is so unique that it has to be the canon ending for elden ring 2 with Melena delivering us destined death as the glaom eyed queen
>>486592894Under the dress/robe/whatever. You can see the point of the knee pushing against it. He does have a tail though, I'm not denying that, it's just him being a basilisk man, not a merman
>>486593073guess :3
>>486593209it's the canon ending for the Netflix series
>>486592337Neither is Elden Ring. They're working on a JRPG according to Miyazaki. You fucking brainless tool.>>486592735Oh Anon. I went to school. I know this already.
>>486593139At that point you can just use giantsflame
>>486593139yes, watch out for that. elden stars too.>beat another deadly mofo in the poison swamp>paired curved swordsvery nice
>>486593260renee?
>>486593267Tanimura is going to direct Elden Ring 2
>>486593317you wish
Longhaft Axe or Executioner's Greataxe for pure STR?
How long did it take you to realize this is the best fight in the DLC?
>>486593267You said zombie fish though.
>>486593248that's not his knee bro...
>>486592994Every boss is easy if you have a bajillion negation though.
>>486593443so ur not renee?then who r u
>>486593454Executioner.
>>486588989i have time for 5ish more attempts, im only sorry im not ongbaling this guy
>>486593504im not telling heehee maybe you'll see me in the next fight club and you can find my steam there
>>486593443gabe misses you!
QRD on chase the bro and why i'm supposed to hate him, i can't think for myself
>>486593491So he has two dicks? Cause their are clearly two knee points
>>486593535does it have something unique like the longhaft's R2 or just the super crits?
WHAT DEFENSES DO I USE AGAINST RADAHNNIGGERTHE ONLY BLEED WEAPON I AVE MAXED IS MY BLOOD FALCHION WITH BLOOD SLASH, AND A +9 BEAR CLAW, NOT ENOUGH REACH PLUS MY MIMIC AND ANSBACH TAKE TWO YEARS TO REACH THE FOG WALL SO I HAVE TO TANK HIS HITS I'M USING FAT ARMOR AND HEAVY ROLL THIS SHIT IS FUUUUCKED ONLY GOOD SHIELDS I CAN USE ARE THE WOLF CREST SHIELD FUCK THIS GUY, DO I KEEP WACKING HIM WITH GREATSWORD OR KEEP PUSSY SPRAYING HIM WITH SRS?!?!!??!FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU MIQUEELUSSY
>>486593479cus look at it anon. but you're right, I did say zombie fish. Godwyn is totally a basilisk man though. There isn't much to overthink.
>DEX builds got Frayed Blade, Chaos Blade and turbobuffed Crow Quills/Talons back after this DLC all at once>STR got>uhhh
>>486593463TWO TRIES INTO THE R*D**N FIGHT AND REALIZING THEY BLEW THEIR LOAD AND JUST SHARTED ON THE ENDGAME FIGHTFUCK THIS SHIT
>>486593695I actually know someone named gabe that I havent talked to in a hot minute get out of my head
>>486593248The fish/squid shit is just miyazaki being obsessed with marine life = stagnation
Are there any incantations early in the DLC that give a visual effect on the body apart from Electrocharge? I'm making all my incants be ones that make me look edgier but I can't fill up all the slots cuz there's only like 4.
>>486593921Meteoric Ore slop and anvil hammerfun for PvE.not so much the irrelevant online minigame
>>486593248What’s wrong with Marika? Why didn’t she bury her son properly?
>>486592994Gael’s is only for 30 seconds of his fight let’s be honest here
>>486593765It hits really hard at 80 STR. That's it. That's the beauty of STR builds.
>>486590870It's more likely that he's just fucking lying, because that's what he does.
I'm thinking about Miquella again.
>>486594273sounds good then
>>486593962did u know someone named monika?
>>486593967? Miyazaki seems more of the "All life originates and returns from the water" sorta fella. Not really sure if I'd ever call that stagnation. Well that and "stagnant water bad."
>>486594197Did she ever even find him? Or did the black knife assassin dump him in the nameless citygenuine question
SELL ME ON A STARTING CLASS, I CAN'T CHOOSE
>>486591249It's much better than Crystal Sage, there's no waiting around in this fight for the boss to reappear, it's just absolute mayhem start to finish.
>>486594352no I dont talk to women, stop playing detective and start posting elden ring
How does Miquella know about the Radahn Festival? It would've made way more sense if Miquella just concluded that he eventually died from the rot.
Me wrong not infinitely mad Miquella is just a fag in a dress we never talk to or fight instead of a freaky "beautiful but weird" fairy bug prince with bloodline powers, scarlet rot powers, & a bunch of other tricks. Imagine if they took the concept of Gideon (a guy with a little bit of knowledge of everything in the game where that knowledge gives him powers in his fight) but fully realized it with Miquella. He's had his hands in literally every pie. Golden Order, frisbees, his sister's scarlet rot, Mohg's bloodflame, deathblight, Albinauric stuff, Carian sorcery, etc.etc.etc. he could have been the fight of a lifetime using such a diverse & powerful move base your strategies would have to be constantly changing & on the fly. WHERE THE FUCK IS HIS WINGS? I'm so tired of beating twinks in dresses with white hair. Change it the fuck up
>>486594525ughhhhhhhhh maybe.
Upon arrival at the inlet in Elden Ring: Shadow of the Erdtree‘s Cerulean Coast where Demi-Human Queen Marigga makes her home, you should be able to see her in the distance, towering over the other Demi-Humans she keeps for company. While it would be tempting to just run up to her and begin the fight, this is actually the worst thing you could do, as she will immediately call the Demi-Humans to her defense. While I didn’t get an exact count of them, there were certainly around a dozen, and they will easily overwhelm and kill you.So before you even think about attacking Demi-Human Queen Marigga, make it a point to sneak around and kill as many Demi-Humans as possible. You can either use throwables to lure them out or you can sneak up on them, but the key is to eliminate them before Marigga sees you. I was personally able to kill about six before she spotted me from a distance, but that was enough to ensure victory.Like other Demi-Humans, Marigga is a bit of a glass cannon. While her health is fairly low, she makes up for it with quick attacks that can leave you hurting if you’re not prepared. If you fight her from a distance, she’ll use Glintstone Magic to launch homing attacks at you, while up-close battles will see her use her staff to try and smash you. She also has a scream attack that can stagger you, and she may eventually toss her staff in favor of aggressively slamming her body against you.Your general strategy to defeat Demi-human Queen Marigga should be to end this fight as quickly as possible before the remaining Demi-Humans swarm you. Because this fight takes place outside, use Torrent to try to kill the remaining Demi-Humans (I was able to kill most of them in 1-2 hits), then focus on Marigga. Because her moves are widely telegraphed due to her size, you should be able to dash out of the way with Torrent before she completes her attack, allowing you to circle back and damage her a little bit.
>>486594436Vagabond, hero, prophet and astrologer are the only starting classes you should use if you want to optimise leveling. Wretch is for when you want to have relaxed and fun PvE playthroughs. If you ever start as samurai you are gay and suck cocks for a living.
In order to both save Melina and get a good ending you have to:>Do all of Hyetta's questline>Go through the Leyndell sewers and scar your body with the Frenzied Flame>Immolate yourself at the forge in Melina's stead>Journey through the consecrated snowfield and The Haligtree, and defeat Malenia, the strongest demigod>Do all of Millicent's questline>Finally, defeat Dragonlord Placidusax and use the needle to get rid of the Frenzied Flame and stop the world from burningAnd for all of this extra toil and pain you inflict on yourself, you get... nothing. No extra dialogue, no additional cutscenes, not a single acknowledgement of what you did. Melina abandons you after you inherit the flame and you never see her face again.
>>486594382I meant the stagnant water, miyazaki uses a lot fishes and insects from stagnant lakes and swamps in his games to convey stagnation and decay
>>486594436wretch
>>486594704You don't actually need to defeat Placidusax. He's totally chill with you just using the chamber.
>>486594416I’m gonna assume the assassins dumped his body
>>486594704elden ring doesn't have a story, don't pretend it does
Really didn't expect Malenia to be easy on a poison build.
>>486594704Elden ring lacks the SOVL
>>486594671How about you stop giving pissdvice for this piss easy boss fight and ANSWER ME HOW TO BEAT RADAHN FUCK
>that publisher is actually running live action ads on YouTube for Smoughtown's ER fan bookthere's no way this is both profitable and legal.
>>486588634I didn't have a problem with it, but I beat him too fast
>>486594197Cause she had him killed to remove her only clear heir. Who else is gonna inherit? The "step children" of Radagon? The sewer babies? The kid she exiled cause he was all fire & snakes? The bodiless girl she groomed to kill herself? The fucked up amputee? The eternal twink? Not a one had enough political power to bring the rest to heel, so she had Godwyn killed & then antagonize everyone against each other, smashed herself trying to suicide. Why would she bother trying to bury him?
i used to think miquella would be the perfect ending since him healing his sister would mean that he could combat (stagnation) so even his utopia wouldn't really fail like the golden order did oh well
>>486594931if you have can deal with waterfowl (dodging properly, hefty pots etc), she's easy on any build.it's her only move that does anything. otherwise she's a punching bag
>>486594683Oh, fuck, are samurais that gay?What about bandit? You haven't mentioned a single dex classWhat's the difference between vagabond and hero in practical terms Is astrologer fun
>>486588989heading out, hope you get it anonmimic tear might be more useful than summons unless you can summon a god who can work with latency issues, i was dying to hits i couldnt see in half those attempts
>>486595110Retard
>>486594704To be fair, you did the one thing Melina asked you not to do even for her sake. She wants nothing else to do with you and purging yourself from the flame won't change that.
>>486590825>make the world a warmer placeFuck you, Miquella, I like cold weather.
>>486595054have you tried rolling
>>486595371have you tried empathising you idiot, i have tried but at some point he just shits everywhere during the second phase and i run out of flasks
>>486594436>>486595219I also don't plan to engage with multiplayer a lot, if that matters, I like exploring my world comfilyI will try it out, but only some times
>>486594416He was purposely buried under the erdtree. The assassin's didn't take his body.I don't think anyone except perhaps Marika knew that his body would spread the deathblight
>>486595240Yeah she's a retard but she's a woman so what do you expect?
>>486594436>You want a melee build with a balanced distribution of stats. You also want some INT to hit weapon requirements, or do a "spellblade" buildVagabond>You still want to do a melee build but the very thought of putting points into INT is an insult to youHero or Prophet>You want to go full FTHProphet>You want to be a pure INT sorcererAstrologer>You want to pretend you're a hardcore player doing a challenge run for the first ten minutes of the game, even if it gimps your optimal stat distributionWretch
so no one here actually beat consort radahn eh??
die dumb bitch
>>486595553What if I pick Prisoner?
>>486582976I never understood the "compare FromSoft worlds to Tolkein's world" shit. Wow no way a different setting is more hopeful? May as well compare Dark Souls to Peppa Pig.The point is that even within FromSoft's own works, Elden Ring stands out because of how the devs set out with the explicit intent of making a game that was more hopeful and optimistic and wouldn't just be Dark Souls 4. So we get told the world can be fixed, the decline isn't terminal(like the flame going out in DaS), but when we actually play through the game all we're shown is the same grimdark "everyone is hollow! All except a tiny handful of NPCs randomly die or go le crazy! Isn't the lack of hope and nihilism super deep and meaningful and poignant and insightful? You rike?" slop again. Once, twice, even three times is interesting. After that, you have to wonder if the misery porn is truly an artistic choice or if the director is, in reality, simply stuck in a rut and incapable of anything else.In that sense Elden Ring is a failure. The scenery is more beautiful than ever, the setpieces grander, the castles and architecture more breathtaking, the moves flashier and magical. But when you sit down on that chair at the end, if you did quests to completion, just about everyone you know is dead, and the world you're supposedly the ruler of is a decayed husk. They set out to not make DaS4 and ended up making DaS4 anyway.
>find pic related>see moveset>super excited because Silura's tree was part of one of my favourite playthroughs>but this one scales almost entirely with FTH>upgrade it quickly>attacks seem nice>the weapon art is absolutely unadulterated dogwater levels of awfulOkay, I have to ask: is the weapon art really only good with very high faith? is it some scaling thing I am not properly making use of with a split built?
Best STR weapons that aren't the Greatsword?
>Playing Carian Thrusting Shield>Invaded while co-oping>Invader things he can outplay me by using the Night Katanalol good thing that weapon fucking sucks.
>>486595534I don't like you anon, sorry
>>486587561this literally just happened to me in the last thread
>>486595465if you want the easy mode get a greatshield (finger print ideally or verdigris shield) and get gaius thrusting spear and infuse it with bleed then just hold shield and poke. it's not a fair fight so it's ok to not play fair.
>>486594710Oh yeah for sure. Elden itself seems to double down on the whole "flowing water is life" and "Stagnant water is decay" vibe. Along with "space is an ocean" and "The ocean leads to new worlds".My favorite Fromsoft trope is "We're living on a world tree". I think it's pretty. I really hope they never flat out say their universes are connected though. The world trees are enough.
>>486595843you don't like him so why would you apologize? how do i beat radahn?
>>486595817Banana gun go brrrr
>>486595741Dex/Int, starts off with an estoc which is only good if you’re good but the starting spell is alright. You get 11 str too so str/int isn’t completely out of the question.
>>486595823Axe of Godfrey
I have an innate desire to invade, but a deep understanding of how much invading sucks absolute asscheeksHow do I reconcile these two facts?
If the dlc final boss had the same moveset but it was Godwyn and the flashbang beams were lighting it would be kino. People would be more tolerant of bullshit difficulty it it's accompanied by kino.
>Called into NG+ Midra [Maybe NG+5 or something I dunno]>Hosts plan is to sit back and spam comet and hope I can tankLOL
>>486596071Chainsaw
>>486595823Warped Axe
>>486596071Go to the arena & lament
>>486596071do it anyway and embrace the bullshit like this guy >>486592662 it's not supposed to be fair or honorable
>>486596104Well, did it work?
>>486596003I want to be polite, and I'm not telling you
>>486595965Thank you Anon, I don't think I got Gaius spear but the miracle though, I appreciate you actually giving me advice ITT, only one who did, bless
>>486595553I feel like my reflexes are too bad to play without shield so maybe vagabond or hero will have to do... unless... i cheese things with magic from afar....
>>486596189you're a cute anon
>>486596071Stop being a whiny bitch and have fun you fucking tryhard loser. >>486596109I would criticize this but... The more you use it, the sooner Fromsoft fixes it so...
they really made the invader spots dogshit on purpose and then gave you and item to try and act like they give a shit and the item doesnt even work
>>486594197>>486594416I thought he was given an Erdtree burial, but unlike any other dead body it wasn't simply absorbed into the roots, it assimilated and began to spread through them. Which is creepy as hell, I can't believe Miyazaki did basically nothing with it.
>>486594931if she's giving you trouble just get godskin peeler or mohg stick and spam the AoW aoe thing staggering her to hell and back with mimic tear
>>486595054Hello friend, have you heard of legendary weapon chainsaw? It is crafted from flail and serpent hunter.
>>486596180No it didn't fucking work. It was like NG+5 Midra or something. He has SO MUCH FUCKING HP. No way he even had the FP to sustain it to the finish. You gotta use some % damage or free repeatable damage like melee at that stage
I'm a kb+m kek, so bear with medoes the heavy attacks with shift trigger the talisma, or do I have to charge them for the max duration for it? You can "load" your heavy attack or just do them faster, What's the benefit of holdig the heavy attacksIs the jump + heavy attack count as heavy attack for the talisma?what talisma would you suggest for an iron balls playthrough?
>>486596247Thank you, but you're not going to win my sympathy that way, baka
Who has the best eyes?
>>486596226if you haven't beat gaius yet go beat him, he's guarding 5 scat fragments that are essential. also you ge the spear.beware tho he's aids in his own right.
>>486596273>i get summoned as blue>spawn 50 miles away from the action, host either dies or they’re fucking around with the red for one reason or another>a blue is summoned when I invade>spawns right next to us and is instantly in battle
>>486596081I understand why death lightning and Eclipse Shotel are purposely weak at spreading deathblight, but death lighting and fire are very cool concepts that are unfortunately overlooked in the main game.More weapons and incantations that use the black and yellow animation would be great. Godwyn Death Knights were also cool with their life drain wing grab but only use regular lightning.
>>486595219Vagabond is better for dex and quality builds, or if you want to put some points into int for whatever reason.Hero is better for pure str builds with no need for dex or int whatsoever, or for arc builds.>>486595741Prisoner's gimmick is he's meant to be a spellblade, but in all honesty you're probably better off picking Vagabond for that anyways.Prisoner's biggest weakpoint is he has the lowest faith of all classes at only 6, and this is a personal opinion but I highly, highly, HIGHLY recommend getting faith to 10 at the bare minimum, no matter what build you go, as that gives you access to some incredible elemental damage resist buffs. If you go to 15 faith, you get some amazing damage buffs too. Prisoner has to play catch up with everyone else just to offset his low starting faith.
>>486595220> heading out, hope you get it anonI gonna do someth more interesting than trying to beat his 2nd phase for the 1001 attempt, trying him is boring.> mimic tear might be more usefulMimic tear copying my char lvl, he dies for the first 15 secondsAshes useless with him
Is poison blooms twice any better than poison moth flight?
>>486595219>>486595498In that case just go with whatever you think looks cool (except for Samurai don't be gay).
>>486596081I don't even want to fight "Godwyn" I want to fight a fuckhuge basilisk-dragon corpse after following the last Death Knight/Dragon Cultist through a myriad of questing BS. Godwyn's "story" is in the base game with a Mending Rune & everything. The problem is that we don't get some sort of information on what's going on. So adding more clarity through a questline & then letting us have a big thematic fight would work
>>486596531Fell God of Fire 100%
>>486596668What's with the samurai hate, is it because it's weeb?
>>486596785it's gay
>>486596531> Who has the best eyes?Me.
>>486596705>Godwyn’s quest in the base game ends off with the worst remembrance fight even with the good music and background
>>486596246Your reflexes will improve; you will soon learn to play without a shield. If you want to do a melee build then vagabond and hero are the best starting classes for that anyways.
>>486595823Stone club
>>486596071Play the souls games where invading was fun. Like DS3.
ENTER
How do we stop Queen Marika?
>Radagon/Marika soreseal>Solemn duty weighs upon the one beholden; not unlike a gnawing curse from which there is no deliverance.Bros... I dont know if I want to be Elden Lord.
>>486595312seriouslycold weather > warm weather any day
>>486596885I take it that bandit is the chad DEX way? Or prisoner to be an INT nerd?
>>486596531Should I be giving all my characters golden eyes for lore accuracy?
So far I’ve done hitless>Putrescent>Hippo>Messmer>Gaius>Scadu Avatar>RominaRadahn looks like hell, I tried for 30 mins.
>>486596656qrd on Prophet for strength builds? I watched a "op from lvl1" bullshit videos and they recommended Prophet for the balanced stats without int. Sounds like a good idea especially with the base faith that allows Flame grant me strength buff but I could be retarded
>>486597027Bro I just came please stop. My dick is in agony from overuse.
>>486596920That's true. It's also why we should get the basilisk dragon monster (Godwyn's corpse's shadow/reflection in the Shadowlands
>>486595312He'll give you warm hugs though
>>486597027stop her from what, making me cum?
>>486597079Source on pic? please
>>486597027Stop lewding my mom
>>486597027Follow the path of Vyke, anything else is all her design.
Something just important just occurred to meIs there a way to respec in this game?That would make the choice much easier
>>486597081just play whatever looks cool to you don't listen to retards here.Protip: you're gay no matter what
>>486597243Polila is the artistBolivian man who loves drawing cute dorks from the fictional country of Polivia
>>486597173It's not worth it with the stupid fucking lightbeams and clones and double slash
>>486597375yeah but you're stuck with your starting classes stats no matter what you cant change class
>>486597375Lol yes respecs have been a thing since Dark Souls 2.
>>486597375yes? have you not played elden ring before?
>>486597429>>486597243one more Polila pic just for fun
>>486595823>ColossalGiant CrusherRuins Greatsword>Heavy weaponsIron GreatswordSword of SolitudeExecutioner's GreataxeRusty AnchorGreat StarsRotten Battle HammerBeastman's CleaverNightrider's GlaiveDragon HalberdGrave ScytheGreat KatanaSword Lance>Light WeaponsWarped AxeIron CleaverStone ClubChainlink FlailStar FistBeastman's Curved Sword
So the flat defence part of damage reduction is completely worthless for the DLC right?
>>486597491Why do you think I am asking class advice>>486597469I won't cry over like 7 optimizations points being lost so whatever
>watching youtube>midir vs bayle comparison>watch midirs part>has a move that goes on for 8 seconds long and its the shorter version of the attack apparently>why did people just now start hating long attack combos?i love elden ring and ds3, why can't we all just love the vidya game. even if some bosses are stinkers its still better than 99.9% than other games. fromsoft gives people a game in the form of a dlc and people still complain. fromsoft is so good at making games that maybe its unfair to compare them to other people at this point though.
>>486596656Golden vow is now a consumable
>>486597816if you want dex pick samurai.otherwise pick whatever looks cool to you.i picked prisoner because he looks retarded, ended up playing something completely unrelated to his stats (STR/ARC)
>>486597816just pick vagabond you fucking retard, it's best for new players>I won't cry over like 7 optimizations points being lost so whateverand yet here you are agonizing over a very minor choice
>>486597207Prophet is perfect for STR/FTH , DEX/FTH, or ARC/FTH builds.
>>486597686star first>iron balls?
>>486597845This is true, the wider industry is absolute shit. That doesn't mean the game is immune to criticism, but people complaining should look around and see what kind of horrid slop is being served to gamers outside of the fromsoft bubble.
>>486597845DS3 was arguably the start of the long combos with tiny attack windows. Elden Ring ring just makes it more common and adds more delayed attacks whilst giving everyone elemental second stages that fuck over turtle builds.
Is there a reliable way to dodge Radahn's cross slash move?
So a little vial of Marika's urine heals us to full HP no matter how low we get? Neat.
>>486597872Is it the shitty AoW version or the better Incant version?>>486598008Star Fist does bleed
I wish the Fire's Deadly Sin 'on fire' animation was a little nicer. The lightning ones are so much nicer looking.
>>486597992Do you consider playing a STR/FTH build if I just a yellow buff on a dagger and FGMS
>>486598272Don't worry, you'll waste them all accidentally thinking they're your flask.
>>486598238the three hitter? Block the first hit, then dodge and dodge again
>>486596661Sorry I should have attached some shitty gay fanart or seethed about invaders/hosts my bad
>>486596531Great post
>>486598290>Star Fist does bleedAlways thought the iron balls had more damage and stance breaking, and the star fist had bleed to compensate it
No matter the game, no matter how hard I try, I can't stop using the claymore, even on caster builds I always end up using it most of the time Help me
>>486596534i did beat him i just went for the rocks of meteor or whatever miracle, i think i'll take a fingerprint shield upgrade though cheers
>>486597845People absolutely bitched about Midir.I was one of them.
>>486598586I'm not opposed to answering your question but I have never used either ash.
>Marika, Radagon, Godwyn, Messmer all dress like sluts.>Carians seem decently clothed.Is this how they signal if they're DTF?
>>486596531malenia.
>Summoned into world>Host is already miles away smacking shit>Run off and gather a death ball of enemies and dump it on the hostAnybody else?
>>486596531>Malenia (Right eye)I think it's meant to say Melina, Malenia doesn't have eyes
>>486597027I will marry her then loser her to an anon i duel itt and let him impregnate her but will stay married to her so he doesn't have to bother raising his bastardseven if i win the duel
>>486596531>Malenia (right eye)w-what?
>>486598859I can't believe Miquella got to shoot his hot sticky sloppy load all over that
>>486598859Very cute.
Marika!
Is it better to go Arc with a little Fth or to max Fth to 80 & go with a little Arc for the minimum pn spells?
>>486598290Better than skill worse than spell
Zanzibart.... you may kiss the bride.
>fingercreepers>spider-scorpions Anyone else suspect Miyazaki was banned from including actual spiders in this game?
Speaking of starter classes I don't think I've ever seen anyone pick warrior or at least wear the armor set. Why is that? I'd guess for most people who want to play a swordsman warrior just gets overshadowed by the choice between vagabond, hero and samurai
>>486597987>and yet here you are agonizing over a very minor choiceI didn't know you could respec so I thought the direction my character take to be crucial since the start
>>486598859god imagine waking up to this every morning in your elven treehouse cityfucking miyazaki
>>486599426why are you even still posting here go play the game idiot.come back in 2 hours.
>no gimmick bosses>no bosses with secret ways of killing or cripplingKinda disappointed in this aspect of the DLC, especially with the latter
I feel like the lore didn't do enough to make Radagon sympathetic. Other than being the strongest there's really not much to him and I'd like at least a few hints about what made him so compelling. Just knowing he was nice to Rennala or a good dad would be something, as it stands he's just kind of a Golden Order robot. Compare that to Godfrey who just seems like a fun dad who wears jorts and respects you when you defeat him.
>>486595163>it's her only move that does anything. otherwise she's a punching bagThis is what angers me about Malenia the most. Almost her entire skillset is shit, more primitive than most endgame bosses.Messmer is Malenia done right. He doesn't have a waterfowl, but all his moves are trickier across the board.
>>486599526>mohg's shackle doesn't work Mohgdahnshit game.
>>486599517I'm eating my meal, I've just made my characterCan't begin with an empty stomach
>>486599526A gimmick boss would mean being creative and subverting expectations, which is something they don't do with Elden Ring. They just want you to tell your friends about the big epic open world you explored and how many times you died to the super tough boss. Something about this game makes them unable to think rationally.
What weapons work well for STR/ARC? I know about Blood Greatsword but what else?
So Nanaya is absolutely them putting in a Zanzibart joke right?
>>486599884Dante Sword
>>486599526>>486599695Would have been cool to have a spearfight (nonsexual) with Messmer & serpent hunter too.
>>486599884Ancient meteoric ore greatsword. It's broken.
Stop excusing Marika's actions
>>486599897No, it's proving the Zanibart joke is absolute fucking nonsense from a seething millenial shiteater. >Zanzibart - Some guy we never met- Only mentioned in a dialogue>Nanaya- We see her corpse and read a bit about her on the item she's holding before she's mentioned- She's namedropped again by a major NPC who was significant to her and the area's lore
>>486599897Pretty sure there was one other instance of it in the DLC that I forgot, Wolf says it twice in Sekiro, and I think it were a few forgive mes in DSIII as well. I think it's been a staple for a while.
>>486600160also she's in a huge Painting in the Manse.
>>486598447Yes. This is a personal opinion, but FGMS is a bad spell unless you are a god-tier player who never gets hit. It costs 28 FP (a lot) and only lasts a measly 30 seconds, which is pathetic compared to defense buffs which all last 60 seconds at minimum and will get you far more mileage. If you're going STR you'll want the extra defense anyways.I always like to get faith to at least 27, as this gives you access to the Golden Vow incantation (best all-purpose buff in the game and it stacks with body buffs), as well as all of the greater elemental fortification buffs which give a whopping 60% damage resist to their respective element, which can trivialize many late-game and DLC boss fights. The final boss in particular becomes a complete fucking joke with the 60% Holy resist buff.
>>486600145but ... but ... marika's tits!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLHJXZK5Yqg
>>486599884ancient meteoric greatsword, putrescence cleaver, flowerstone gavel, mohgwyn spear, marais exec sword, and then a ton of other weapons that have good strength and arc scaling when infused with blood or occult, like warped axe, iron cleaver, brick hammer, prelate's crozier, sword lance, probably others
are dragon fights supposed to suck in this game70% of dragon attacks are just bullshit fire you cant attack stuff.
>>486600145Marika is driven by love silly, but love is by its unequal nature a violent act, and the love of her tribe led her to commit genocide. I completely believe her order was founded on the purest of intentions, she wanted to make sure what happened to her people could never happen to anyone (except fucking Hornsent) else, and this desire made her to quick to trust the fingers. Unquestionably she is the greatest character in the lore and, for a long while, she built something very great, and perhaps her most cunning child can make something even better. The child that is most like her could've been great too, if only he had been allowed to grow up.
What fucked up shit did Marika get up to with the Mimic Veil?
>>486600282I'm not sure if that's true. I just examined her corpse and that corpse is black-haired.
>>486599238Russian nesting doll
>>486600145Let's fight MILF with a DILF. Let's claim this general, and every general, in the name of Godfrey, First Elden Lord!
>>486600282>>486601198
>>486601049Marika seduced & betrayed her way to power. She was written from the start
>>486601489Who did she seduce? Who did she betray?
>>486596658upgrade one of the other ashes maybe?taylew had good results on my friends run but i dont know what upgrades he hadcan you upgrade your ashes on your run nah?
>>486601717me
>>486600341Thanks for the answer, yeah I'm definitely not a god, in fact I'm a huge fucking shitter and this is my second run, my first run was a Samurai starter class and I played with the hookclaws.So I should ditch FGMS, and get Golden Vow? I have the golden vow lite on my dagger atm.You can't stack them right?
>>486601717The hornsent, that's why they call her a traitor and whore
>>486601359manly choice for manly men
>>486599884Occult Giant-Crusher
>>486601768> upgrade one of the other ashes maybe?All ashes +9> can you upgrade your ashes on your runYes
>>486601717All you need to know is that she probably has the highest confirmed body count in the lore, *maybe* surpassed by Godwyn.
>>486601931But she was never allied with the hornsent. How can she betray someone who were her enemies to begin with? Are you taking the angry rantings of the hornsent as truth? They've been shown to be torturers and genociders and, worse, self-righteous and hypocritical about it.
>>486602486Nah that's Daedicar or Fia.
>>486602560>But she was never allied with the hornsentAnon, they fucking said she betrayed them. Obvi-fucking-ously she WAS with them for a time.
>>486602486>confirmedThat word is doing an awful lot of heavy lifting there.
>>486602560Why do you think they became her enemies?
>>486599884Any infusable weapon that has at least B STR scaling when Blood infused. Three in particular I want to bring up are:>Beastman's Curved SwordNot a typical playstyle for STR, but putting Blood infusion on two of these will allow you to do powerstance curved sword shenanigans as an STR build in case you want to keep that option available.>Rotten Battle HammerIt has *very* slightly lower AR compared to other Blood-infused greathammers, but it gets Scarlet Rot which is an incredible DoT (but it doesn't get buffed by you ARC start)>Sword LanceFor some stupid reason, Blood Sword Lance has as much baseline bleed buildup as Blood-infused colossal weapons, but it weighs far less and has a much wider AoW selection. This is the only weapon in the game that gets colossal-tier bleed buildup while still being able to use Seppuku. It also gets the running R2 of great spears, which is a multi-hit attack (for even more status buildup). It's also a heavy thrusting sword so you can hide behind a greatshield with it. No idea what Fromsoft was thinking; this thing is insane.
Is there a talisman that boosts powerstancing weapons?
>>486602560The hornsent are retard fanatics, they didn't see their actions as genocide, but rather as divineThe shamans were seen as perfect in their attempts of imitating the crucible and conjoining life since they could easily mend with other fleshPerhaps marika was a priestess for their order, faking her alliance to gain access to the gate of divinity
>>486602790>>486602846A slaver will say a slave has betrayed him if he escapes and kills guards in the process.
>>486602486>godfrey>radagonI suppose 2 is higher than anybody else in the game
what is the niggerest build for medium level invasions possible?
>>486602948Unfortunately I would just go with Rotten Winged Insignia and Claw Talisman
>>486602836Hornsent, Godfrey, Radagon, Tarnished
>>486603023No, shut the fuck up. We know they were together at some point. We don't know a lot about it. Fucking cope with it shit-for-brains. Pic related: Most NPCs speak earnestly.
>>486602948No your best bet is the Millicent prosthesis/rotten sword insignia or a jump attack stack with claw tali and gravebird blackquill armor depending on playstyle.
>>486602591True but she's a solid contender for #3 after two whores who literally exist to fuck.
>>486603075just chainsaw glitch you can do that shit at like level 1
>>486603273bit much
>>486601918That's the best part, they do stack. Golden Vow is an "Aura" buff so it doesn't overwrite "Body" buffs like FGMS and defense buffs.You can still use FGMS for shorter fights that won't last much longer than 30 seconds.
>>486603420We use old lords talisman here. Get the fuck out
>>486588634very easy because you can just backstab him until he is dead, pretty cool fight overall tho
>>486603519Old lords isn't enough for the DLC bosses, they should've given us a +1 that doubles or triples the duration
>fighting Leda and her gank squad>Moore throws rot potsI know it's been said but it bares repeating. That fucking nigger is dying every time from now on.
>>486603158Yes because the process hasn't been revised in the slightest since Dark Souls and the inclusion of fucking GRRM did nothing to the creative process and dialogue choices. Cope harder, fucking hornsent apologist.
>>486601918You can stack them and use olt to increase the duration>>486603608Radahn has a few points in p2 where you can recast either flame or gv
>>486603665I'm not an apologist you stupid nigger, I'm saying it's a FACT that Marika worked with the hornsent at one point or another.
>>486603023Miquella says Marika seduced & betrayed [someone] to gain godhood. We hear these words while we see herpull golden rune arc threads out of a corpse, surrounded by tons of blood & viscera.
>I abandon here my arm sinistral....wut?>scoobo doo fragmentI see a theme happening here. dont need, lol git gud.
I beat the game
>>486603798sinistral means left side
>>486603798Sinistral: leftDextral: right
>>486603647I barely talked to him last playthrough and he ended up not even showing up
:) :) :)
>>486603698Yeah but it's such a pain, I want to buff and forget it. I brought buffs into the fight and ended up using it like once on my final attempt.
>>486603921Your throwing knives?
>>486603742Under duress. As a fucking slave. The fact that the hornsent whinge that it was a betrayal doesn't fucking make it so, you moron.
>>486603860>>486603863ah, thanks>godrick loved this
>>486603938Fuck you
Divine Beast-kamisama...
>gv>Flame>Seppuku>Seppuku>Physik
>>486598939My dick twitched reading this.
>>486603519Why the aggression? I also use it, in fact I have it on literally every single build of mine. I just didn't bring it up because you only get it in like the last 5% of the base game.I also still don't use FGMS even with it. I could have either 39 seconds of FGMS, or 91 seconds of greater fortification; I'd much rather have the latter.
does raises attack power when a summoned spirit dies include players?
>>486604072It's not only the hornsent, it's Miquella as well, retard
wheres that guy who said there was gonna be a patch today??I wanna talk to him.
>>486604304why did it twitch? do you want to duel me, anon-kun~?
>>486604072>Under duress. As a fucking slaveNo. Later on otherwise they wouldn't fucking care. > The fact that the hornsent whinge that it was a betrayal doesn't fucking make it so,Yes it does. Storytelling 101. If it wasn't a betrayal, don't say betrayal. Miyazaki makes his NPCs almost ALL very sincere. They feel sincerely betrayed. That means Marika had their trust at one point. You're just a stupid nigger who think Mariak went from Slave to Goddess without climbing existing power structures and using them for her own ends lol. What the FUCK do you actually think?! She just like... got on the Underground Railroad with the help of Albinaurics and they smuggled her up to the gate and ascended her? Is that the fucking RETARDED headcanon you're defending? It's far more likely that she was a big success of the Jar program and they revered her religiously you STUPID fucking NIGGER.
>>486604485In a trailer that ended up having fucking zero bearing on the actual finished product. Yeah nah cunt.
>>486597247go home Melina!
>>486604725(You)
>>486604718>They feel sincerely betrayed.And the Japanese sincerely felt they were in the right during the Rape of fucking Nanking.
>dark souls copy pastes and reuses bosses and assetswow this is great this is really well done and clearly demonstrates how far you have come as a player now that this boss is a regular enemy that you can deal with no problem>elden ring does itlmao fucking gay ass shit reusing bosses LAME MIYZAKI IS A HACK IM :LEAVING A NEGATIVE STEAM REVIEW DARK SOULS WAS BETTER
i love my cripple wife latenna
>>486605076get a load of this albinauric-loving nigger
>>486604924So? You're a fucking brainlet, kill yourself and burn your house down for good measure.
I love Rya
>lose 1.8m to some bsok now im leveling up.150 its been a blast
I hate dragons in this, they're too unmemorable the only dragon I liked killing was the farum azula secret one
What the fuck? How are you supposed to dodge that?
>>486605546try BHS if you can't acquire skill
>1/5 the frost build-up and 1/10 the damage of Ghostflame IgnitionI'm well aware that expecting this to be as good as the Poker ash is ridiculous, as the Poker pays for its ash by being a garbage weapon but this is fucking ridiculous. This ash is literally unusable. It's horrid.
>>486605546>fucks up the timing>How do I dodge this?
>>486605546Sometimes it's just too late. You have to be right up against him, or already running to the side.
new zullie video sisters
>>486605546that shit is worse than waterfowl dance
>>486604718>Hornsent go "NYYOOOO WE JARRED(chopped you up into pieces and melted it all together into a blob) YOU TO MAKE YOU SAINTS HOW COULD YOU BETRAY US AND GENOCIDE US AFTER BECOMING A GOD AAAAIIIEEEEEE???"If you agree you're simply retarded, I don't know how else to put it
>>486605546No wonder malenia resorted to nuking him
>>486605546reminds me of roxas kh2, crossed with the jars helicopter move
>>486602020>>486601359beast consort?
>>486605546Walk out of the way
>>486605895They didn't even chop her up dumbshit, that's not how Jarring works. She was whole and they piled chopped up corpses onto her. She betrayed them after likely succeeding as a Jar Saint and being raised to a high position within Hornsent culture. She probably led them on for a good fucking long-ass time given the Hornsent have Scadutree stonework imagery all over and we know Marika is who made the Erd/Scadu. Now you have two choices: Apologize or fucking live stream your suicide like the fucking lorelet demi-human you are.
>>486605047Base game boss reuse was a little egregious, especially with the minor dungeon bosses and dragons. DLC also had some shitty dragons but it was overall a lot better. I even liked the area with the fallingstar beast and tree sentinels, it was crazy going back to base game bosses and realizing just how slow and easy they are compared to the DLC bosses, that area gets a pass from me.
>>486603853How?
>>486605546You dodged too early
>>486605685I don't know what that is.>>486605757>>486606418I understand that I dodged too early, that was the second time I ever saw that move directed at me.
>>486603853nuh uh
>>486605546Stick close to his nuts and you don't have to dodge at all, free heal.
>doing some Malenia coop>host intentionally jumps into the Waterfowl (despite not being aggroed) and diesWell that's a new one
>>486606474BHS = bloodhound step
flies grabbed me, did I get egged?
>>486606616Only if you're a type B
>>486605895The thing is, the hornsent do see it as a betrayal, but only because they're self-righteous freaks. Of the two hornsent characters we actually interact with, one is basically an racist grandma who immediately warms up to you after you trick her into thinking you're someone of her tribe. The other one is such a hateful sperg that even after you help him out in his questline he chimps out against you right after. Neither of them are ever repentant or at the very least acknowledge that maybe farming an entire people to use in wacky meatjar experiments might cause justified resentment and vengeance.It's not like the shamans were happy about it either, we have loredump ghosts begging not to be put into jars. At most Marika's "betrayal" is her playing along with the religious psychos who enslaved her village until she was powerful enough to fuck them over. It's bizarre that the game even outright tells you that even though the hornsent seem sympathetic currently because the tables have turned and they're the underdogs now, "they were never saints. They just happened to be on the losing side of a war."
>>486603647Just don't talk to him after Miquella's charm breaks and he won't join the fight
>>486606819>. At most Marika's "betrayal" is her playing along with the religious psychos who enslaved her village until she was powerful enough to fuck them over.NO NO NO NO A FREED SLAVE WOULD NEVER BIDE HIS TIME AND BECOME KING AND THEN DO A REVENGE GENOCIDE AGAINST THE SLAVERS! HE WOULD IMMEDIATELY CHANGE TEAMS AND SOMEHOW OVERTHROW A CULTURE THAT HAD ENSLAVED HIM UNTIL MOMENTS AGOHORNSENT APOLOGIST!!!!!!!!
>>486606819im convinced hornsentfags wouldnt exist without marikagooners spamming the thread during the first weeks after release, there's literally nothing redeemable about them
man co-op is dying incredibly fastonly had one summon in the last 5 minutes and it was for maleniawhereupon the host ran in and used his spammy multi-hit bleed ash of war, chunked 1/3rd of her HP immediately and put her into her semi-scripted waterfowl where he instantly died as usualseems the tourists are leaving the game rapidly
>>486606616>friend dies to a bunch of them in the village>rages like a motherfucker>goes back and starts mowing them down while yelling YOU ARE ONLY SHIT THAT WALKS multiple times>start laughing uncontrollablyI still smile about it, thanks for reading my blog
>>486606616enjoy the grubs
>>486606967With proper positioning.That thing that people love to say the old games rewarded.
>>486607324>That thing that people love to say the old games rewarded.truein old games the bosses couldn't rotate 360 degrees and slide across the room to you between attacks
Name a better DLC helm
>>486607324radahnhatertrannies how can we refute this?? my transfemperiod is going off the fritz trying to come up with an argument
>>486606616Yes, you just got ovispositionated, now you have a lot of tender eggs in your womb that will eventually hatch into hundreds of little bugmen, you will burst open and pop on their birth and you will die a beautiful death becoming a mother of manyEnjoy your motherhood
>>486606205>Ashckutally Marika wasn't chopped up, she was just stuck into a jar and had the chopped up pieces of other people from her home town melted into her! This makes her rebelling against the Hornsent totally unjustified >:(Do you read the shit you write before posting?
>INT/fai spells in the DLC are almost universally good>but making an int caster for them is a royal pain in the ass even at 200 provided you want a max cast speed
>>486606967press the button earlier
Radahn's after image move needs to be an ash of war
>>486607620the saints weren't chopped up. prisoners and other miscreants were. did you play the game saar
>>486607579I cannotNot just in DLC, it's by far one of the best helmets they ever created
reminder roll is on button RELEASE in this game
I know you guys bitch about the Miquella story being badly written, but honestly using Omen blood to sever his/Radahn's connection from grace allowing them to ascend is a kino story with the Hornsent genocide background lore.
>>486607324>positioningDon't be stupid anon, it's just rolling
roll is on button PRESS
>>486605957It's implied he cannot use lightspeed after sealing the stars
>>486608009Wrong?You can't dodge that attack unless you're positioned properly.
>>486607938It was good. They are good.
>>486607912>>486608069I honestly could not tell the fucking difference if people on the internet didn't talk about it
>>486606819>>486607130Inb4 I get called a /pol/tard for this but I think its funny you can basically guess how well-adjusted an anon is based on whether or not they learn about Marikas past and immediately make the assumption she was a whore for hornsents and fucked her way to the top
>>486608154You're thinking of a different attack.
>>486608069no>>486608167I wonder if elden ring has quantum mario parallel worlds like half A press guy.
>>486581284Damn, the gay bois were kinda tricky but that's my fault for wanting ro go parry only.>>486581706Marry Rodericka, keep all the others in my basement.
>>486607620>This makes her rebelling against the Hornsent totally unjustifiedStrawman harder you filthy demi-human lorelet. Imagine running into and killing dozens of Jar Saints in the DLC and never noticing that they're ALL a nice blonde shaman girl with gore goo fused to her or ever reading any of the direct lore on the matter.
>>486608285Incels do this with most women in powerful positions in general, the only reasons 4chan sucks Marika off is because she's hot and she's pro eugenics. You didn't see anyone being weird about Gwyn's sexuality.
>>486608327Oh you're right, I didn't even watch the webm since I figured it would be the move that always gets complained about.
>>486605957>>486608091the teleporting power comes from Miquella you retards, just like all the other gold white Holy attacks. He's slow and clunky in his first phase.
>>486608285"wanton strumpet" made me laugh far more than it should have for sureas for genociding a fictional culture i've just learned about not so much at least not on this character
>>486607637>Most INT/FAI spells are chargeableYou don't need cast speed dumbie, you'll be charging stuff fairly often.
>>486608069roll is on two half button presses
>>486608159isn'tr he talking about radahn's boner here
>DLC less than a month on from release>95% of summons are for radahn, bayle or malenia>host will die the overwhelming majority of the timeStale
>>486608615Can you beat Elden Ring with no button presses? A trigger or a bumper is NOT a button.
>>486607938>using Omen blood to sever his/Radahn's connection from gracethis is literally headcanon. You're praising the DLC for something it didn't do.
man this larger curved sword armor guy is pissing me off now, you miss a roll and he just wombos you to death, and the walkback involves an elevator and a ladder.
>>486608597>He thinks cast speed does nothing for charging spellsOH NO NO NO
>>486608714yes probably
>tfw 5+ somber smithing weapons i dont have titanite slabs forim going to kill myself i dont want to fucking do ng+ and im on ps4__
The fuck just happened
>>486608285To be fair she's got at least 3 baby daddies.
>>486608714>rebind roll, use item and confirm to shoulder buttonseasy
>>486608798Welcome to Detroit.
>>486608423NTA but i dont get what point you're trying to makemarika's people still got put in jars against their willhornsent bitching that they got betrayed when one of their human experiments became a goddess and decided to wipe them out in revenge doesnt make sense no matter if the meat that was grafted came from criminals or whatever
>>486608721Its not headcanon, you're just retarded. Why did you think Miquella needed an omen vessel for Radahn to be reborn? Why do you think so much emphasis is put on the Hornsent being cut off from Marika's grace?Why do you people bitch about a story you don't engage with?
>get summoned>head through fog gate>host dead before I even get to take a swing at the bossMmmmmm
>>486581706marry them allselect bull-anon to impregnate each of them
Elden Ring
>>486608798get fucked bitchleave this general and enjoy the game
>>486608798lol rekt
holy fuck there he is
>Marika becomes a god through massive hornsent murder>Miquella becomes a god by abandoning everything and not disappearing somehow because he is just that specialThe way the Gates of Divinity work seems kinda random to me
>>486608798you just got PRANKED
1) How do we think she died?2) Why the fuck are there so many blood stains around her? I touched them and they seemed to just die randomly from nothing.
>>486608919>Why did you think Miquella needed an omen vessel for Radahn to be reborn?The game never says he needed an Omen, you made this part up.
>>486608793>slabssorry sir, this is elden ring general>>486608798welcome to caelid
>>4866090391) Type B ryonarape2) Type B ryonarape
>>486608919Mohg has grace. He has golden eyes and a gold-tinted Remembrance, plus Holy resistance.
Hope they go back to making really slow paced dark games (preferably with guns) I need more King's Field music
>>486609046Why do you think he needed Mohg's corpse? Learn to read and learn to think.
>>486609039varré killed her
>>486608902>human experiments became a goddess and decided to wipe them out in revenge doesnt make sense Because you're stupid. You're looking at it EXTREMELY narrowly. THEY made her a god. THEY raised her to high status and revered her. They see it as a betrayal because they're too arrogant to look at it from any angle other than their own. they took a lowly, no-horns Shaman and made her VERY special [maybe not a god at this stage but they definitely enhanced her]. And again, all it takes is Marika working with them for a decade or two to really set in the feeling of betrayal.
>>486608926And that's why folks you use a fucking GREATSHIELDSGreatshields are GOODThey keep you ALIVEThat fucking using shields
>>486609279that's what everyone's been saying though? that the hornsent are retarded for seeing it as a betrayal
>>486587594>>486588095>>486588218As a dedicated ranni hater it's hilarious seeing people do this too. She explicitly says that her new order IS her becoming a god, fucking off, then letting mankind do whatever the fuck they want. That's her whole thing, she's a retarded libertarian and wants an lolbert world, and have mankind figure out their own shit without a god or elden. Shed still be a god just a distant one, not an involved one like marika
>>486608926igon goes through this every damn day
the 2nd phase of miquedahn was originally a duo fight with radahn and miquella fighting side-by-side, with miquella being a distance fighter using spells puppiesand a bow. ultimately he was scrapped because they didn't like the idea of him actually fighting, but some of the attacks created for miquella were reworked into radahn for his new 2nd phase. radahn's 2nd phase actually got very little play testing because it was only finished a couple weeks before release.
>>486609423No, because it doesn't make them retarded, it makes them arrogant. They created something they thought would love them and it either NEVER loved them or changed it's mind.
>>486609469>with miquella being a distance fighter using sweater puppiesfixed
>>486609282SHIT...I told you to keep your fucking guard up!If you listened to me you would still be fucking alive right now, stupid fuck.
>>486608798Welcome to Brazil anon!
>>486609550what
>>486609185Not that anon but by the time Miquella wants to enact his 4D homo plan there are not many candidates for a Lord>Malenia is half rot half fujo>Radahn is half rot half insane>Godrick is a shitter>Ranni is a doll>Rykard is a snakeThat only leaves Morgott who is probably out of his reach because Leyndell army and shit
>>486609542>stuff people into jars and graft meat into them against their will>loreghosts begging not to be jarred>be outraged and claim betrayal when an experiment succeeds and goes on the warpath for revengeretarded or retardedly arrogant, its splitting hairs and you're arguing for the sake of arguing
>>486609759>>Malenia is half rot half fujoThese are the same thing haha
>>486609667I know right?Like you can still a Vigorlet armorlet but still use a fucking shield so your summons can take aggroYou have no idea how many times people die at the start of Radahn second phase
>>486609007Thats the best cosplay i've seen
>>486608714>>486608615>>486608069Why are you having a schizo episode?
I feel no desire to use any of the new weapons aside from great katana and dryleaf
>>486599014THIS is the actual ingame foreshadowing of the dlc. Miquella would have to be gay for malenia not to be heavily pregnant during her boss fight with us
>>486610078Me but with the FKGS and star-lined sword.
>>486610125She birthed 5 babies at Caelid
>finally making progress by the skin of my teeth at level 160something with maxed gear>somber smithing stone 1>one of those spinning guys gets a cheap shot while im typing this>dead
>>486609813It's not splitting hairs. None of them in-game are confused as to WHY she betrayed them. If they were confused about WHY it would make them retards. As it is, it just shows they were 50% arrogance/50% hubris. Sorry bud. These distinctions matter. Learn to lorefag properly.
>>486608798bro got teleported. head south towards the exit
>>486601049I still speculate that she can point us down ranni's quest because she views her as the second best option behind her herself ruling again and that she'd likely beat you to death herself if you did the dungeater ending.
>>486609690Big Miquella tits
>>486607130After the circlejerk comes the countercirclejerk, a story as old as time
>>486609053blood rocks are renewable and obtainable in ng0 so i cant use those and somber ancient dragon smithing stone is too long so i cant use that
>>486610214That was from aeonia. Gowry tells us that birth was asexual out of emotion from her stabbing radahn. If you want to get technical radahn is technically the father If you want to consider there is one.
Why didn't you save her?
>>486607130>puts a bunch of dead caterpillars on my face>whips the shit out of you silence strumpet
>>486609185Again, you're making text up. The game never says he needed specifically Mohg's corpse, that was just the one on hand.
>>486607130>>486610501It's why I started becoming anti-marika after being only anti-ranni for years. Soon I'm probably going to be anti-sellen posting too out of spite. They've been getting too uppity recently.
>>486610675I tried mistress
>>486610675I did. After finishing a few 100% runs autismo compelled me to do a save where I progressed all NPC questlines enough to befriend them but not enough for them to die
>>486610675sorry babe but malenia needs that needle back
>>486610675I needed her talismans and they were worth more than her. Simple as.
Malenia loves Miquella's needle!
>>486610642>malenia penetratsd radahn>the intense emotions she felt after penetrating him caused her to bloom>that bloom created the rot sisterDid she technically Mpreg radahn? Did radahn get mpregged by malenia then raped by miquella? Is radahn this much of a loser?
>>486611023Imagine how filthy and stinky Malenia's pussy must be. There's probably rotpest grubs wriggling around in there, constantly birthed from her diseased ovaries to worm their way out of her slowly
>>486611158Her pussy is fucking sealed shut by nasty rotting moldy scale tissue just like her asshole, nipples, and eyes.
>defeat field boss that doesn't reward rune/send me home>host severs meI wish there was a way to invade recently played list and kill these dog niggers
>>486611158Rot gets cleansed by moving water, Miquella just needs to cum inside her a lot till she's perfect.
>>486605546HELICOPTERHELICOPTER
>cleanse away the strumpets vile progenygrandma dropping plates over herehere goes the death cycle (no skibadi upgrades)
>>486611158>>486611259It was probably sealed shut early on too. My question is how does she piss and shit? Is that what her scarlet aeonia actually was? Her pissing, shitting, and cumming ontop of radahn so hard it destroyed caelid?
>>486609469>radahn's 2nd phase actually got very little play testingI can tell
Coolest dlc weapon?The martial arts are too garbage and I refuse to infuse weapons with blood or cold
>>486610675god i bet she smells like sweat and piss and shit and girl pheromones
>>486611457Infuse them with poison and use this then
>>486611259When she moves it rips and peels enough for an opening to form. Its how new rotpests appear. Its also the only way she can pee. Keep in mind that she doesn't like to do it outside of combat because it hurts so the piss builds up in her bladder and grows absolutely rancid. The first time you lost to her bossfight? Right after she made sure you finished your death animation, she hiked up her skirts and let loose right there in the arena after possibly hundreds of years of that stuff fermenting in her abdomen
>>486597027I want to fuck and impregnate Marika. I want to cum in Marika. I want to inseminate Marika. I want to fertilize Marika. I want to creampie Marika. I want to make babies with Marika. I want to create offspring with Marika. I want to put a baby in Marika. I want to knock Marika up. I want to make Marika pregnant. I want Marika to bear my children. I want Marika to give birth to my progeny.
>>486611457milady
Why are you guys like this
ok I wasn't expecting larxene in phase 2 ngl
>>486611629Wanna hear a joke?>How much testosterone does Miquella's body actually have?>It depends. His body has more right after Radahn finishes with him and has less right after he farts.
>>486611158well she's a fujo so what do you expect
>UUUUOOOH I LOVE MARIKA'S TITSyeah yeah get in the fucking jar
>>486599526I miss gimmick boses
why do people think the demigods had great runes before the shattering? do they not understand what the shattering is?
>>486611989radagon gave rennala an egg with a great rune so who knows
>>486611529Is poison good again?
>Miquella is (allegedly) a boy>His model has a womb pouch and wide baby-birthing hipsWhat did Michaelangelozacharias mean by this
>>486612042it's not a great rune. it's simply a "rune of the unborn." i think the fact that it doesn't have great in the name is significant. though it does count for the great rune requirement, maybe for gameplay reasons
>>486612145gwyndolin is also allegedly a boy
We know there were two pantsless models of miquella and 1 of radahn, one that showed miquella as a god and one that's just his legs. What were they planning to use these for? Was the intro scene going to be different originally? What do you think it was? Why didn't they give them clothing?
>>486611846Miquella is the top>>486612290Stupid fucking snake legs looks so fucking retarded
>>486612193>>486612042nevermind i'm schizo and was completely thinking of something else. disregard everything
>get summoned for boss>midra>sweet>me and other phantom happily start fighting him in melee>suddenly thorn spam shittery from the dogshit host>find this most unpallatable>sit back>wait for boss to switch aggro to host>host gets killed>other phantom goes and t-bags the host as he is dyingLove to see it.The level of contempt I hold for these cheesing shitters knows no bounds.Jesus christ you're already summoning two phantoms to kill the boss for you, have some self respect.
>>486607874>>486607579you're goofy ass looks like it's about to sell me some droids
well that was interestingguidance of grace ahead
>>486612086Yes but ONLY if you use that ash.
>>486611989I assumed they get a rune through Marika since she's the holder of the Elden Ring
>>486610675cant believe you saved my image from all the way back when holy shit lmao
>>486612410There comes a time in every young sunbro's life where he gets so fed up with retard host bullshit that he changes teams and starts invading to murder the very hosts he once swore to protect.
>>486609007reminds of my time in For Honor
>>486611064This is actually fucking brutal for radahn fans, i guess michael zaki wanted to make his literal consistent with the incompetent kevins who wear his armor
>>486612637he's not the only one i saved it too
>>486612651I miss lifedrain patch or whatever it was.
>>486611846Not reading that post but PFFTHHHBBBBBBBBBB!
>>486612348They probably made it as a joke. Though some have theorized we were meant to walk in on them consumating their union. There's legitimately a cut animation for radahn bending over for some reason.
>>486612348Post pantsless Radagn. You posted this one enough times already.
>>486612660the souls > for honor > fighting game pipeline was real
>>486612410The other day I got summoned by a guy who died to Midra's first "phase." No, I'm not kidding.It all happened too fast for me to see exactly what happened, but I think he stood in the full brunt of the scream and then got bitchslapped immediately after.
Opinions on the carian thrusting shield?
I... did it :)Now... Miquella's light, greatsword of Lord, or Greatsword of Light...
>>486612689
>hornsent ghost implies offering miquella refuge to achieve godhood in the spiral tower currently invisible and im now realizing what it isgenocide fags, apologize
Make a new thread so I can post about what's on my mind.
>>486613109I wish I could use it in my right hand and a greatshield in my left so I can block with both hands and still use the other like a greatspear
i love you PFFTHHBBBB poster
Imagine Sellen messed up the balling process so only her top half was inside and her hips ass and legs were hanging out
'pill me on the estoc
>>486612651Yeah. The hosts, and most of the other phantom summons, are so fucking spineless in this game it is unreal. I just had another where I got summoned for malenia. Two white mask shitters with double bleed katanas (rivers of blood too obviously) and the host spamming swarm of flies. I just sat at the side of the arena and the very moment the other phantom died the host immediately ate shit to two of her normal attacks.These bots are trying everything in their power to cheese the game and they still suck so much ass it is beggars belief. They don't want to even try, they don't want to try and learn the boss and do better. They just want to turn brain off and spam ash of war / cast spell button until boss dead or they dead.It's pretty depressing to watch.>>486612938Powerful. You can't convince me otherwise that these aren't bots.
>>486613128Both swords suck. The incantation is fun.
>>486610675>>486611518>>486610859>>486611846>>486612771>>486612356can gooners fuck off and die already?
>>486613219Which ghost bro, I don't get it
>>486613554no, kill yourself
>>486613554Buck Breaking Miquella and Radahn...
>>486613234I wish it would powerstance with another thrusting shield
>>486613569big stairs after lionyou dont have the right o you dont have the right all the more you dont have the right o you dont have the right *spread out, next to the letter*
>>486612773>There's legitimately a cut animation for radahn bending over for some reason.post source i wanna see
>>486613681>>486613681>>486613681
>>486608926>Ranni plebian is dogshit at the gameMany such cases
>>486608285What if I hated her since the beginning, I have no love for the hornsent, & she was a whore for power all along anyhow so what's wrong with another notch on her stone bed?
>>486589539He's precious and a reminder that this DLC was not made for (You)
>>486615836Horncels lost
