Non-Vandalized Edition>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergTouch Bloodstain: >>486730629
hell yeah good op
Irrevocably claiming the thread for all enjoyers of straight demigod incest. The pederasts can have the other one.
What weapons should I used for a poison ARC build in the DLC? I was thinking poison-infused Dryleaf Arts since they do multiple hits => fast proc
This is the thread
>>486764738
Oh yeah I didn't even like realize the other one was changed and wrong
I wish we got to saw human Ranni before she died and got burnt
what the dog doin
Who came out of the dlc on top, sword aryans or katananiggers?
based.
>>486765109Katanas are swords
waterfowl is such bullshit. probably the worst designed boss move fromsoft has ever made.
>>486765109Both honestlyThe loser? Daggerfags
There should have been a lesbian romance between Malenia & Trina instead of a gay romance between Radahn & Miquella.Two flowery themed girls, one a hardbodied tomboy & the other a soft bodied pillow princess... What if we were to find out Trina put Malenia to sleep to delay her Rot condition or something. Malenia caught between her loyalty to Miquella & her love to Trina. Red & Violet are the opposite sides of the color spectrum too.
Claiming thread for Miyazaki's OTP
>>486765115Its only based because she'll get the blessing that lowers her health
Post now ye Tarnished
>>486764987That artstyle is so good, it's what I wanted back when I was drawing
>>486765161You don’t get it
I'm thinking if making a dragon build. What is the coolest weapon appropriate for a dragon?
healthy build
Wtf was that laughing death in the lamentor boss
>PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT!what is the source for this line in the cut content? can any anon datamine this for me?
>big Millicentc-cute...
>>486765392Katana is just japanese for sword, they're both swords
>>486765310Well thats mohg beat to death with a +10 torch on my torch only run. I figured he would take more damage than he did. A whopping 45 damage per hit., 130 for a charged heavy.Must've been about a 20 minute fight.80% fire resist kind of sucks when all your measly damage comes from fire.Still a kino fight.
Are there any good looking sabres in Elden Ring?
>>486765310Also does anyone have any good weeaboo fashion? Not necessarily a samurai but maybe a japanese princess or something
>>486765494Not long after he summons his clones he’ll despawn them and stick a bunch of masks around your head depending on how many survivedOnce you hit the max amount the next time he does the laugh you’ll get instakilled
>>486765535Wrong
>"Hey uh Miyazaki-san we made these tomes but forgot to make bosses for them?">"SHITTO! UHHHHHH...... JUST MAKE TARNISHED WITHA TEN TIMESARU THE PRAYER'S HEARTH AND COROR THEM RIKE GHOST!">"Yes sir, right away!">"AND MAKEU ONE OFA THEM GUTSU-SAN!">"You're a genius as always, my liege."
>>486765662Ok wtf how am I suppose to deal with this if my weapon is slow as bricks
>>486766006The clones have low health, just keep rushing them or have a projectile ash of war
>>486764776The Rotten Gladiator stuff probably goes well with a poison build.Specially with the new ash that inflicts rot.
>>486764303cute
done with the fc for now, ggs
>>486765850Struth
>>486766006You can either kill the clones individually (their hp is low) or find the 'real' one. If you hit him enough before the time runs out, it breaks the spell and he doesn't get to ring the bell.
>>486766006Either use an ash or spell with massive AoE or find the boss and smash his face hard and fast to make his clones respawnHe always stays behind the clones almost never engaging and when he does attack his black projectile spell is bigger than the others
>>486765310Needle knight cosplaythrough. It's rough.
I've just remembered that rykard exists on my torch playthrough.80% fire resist, 80,000HP and the large fire AoE that stops you getting closeThis is going to suck
>5/6nyo...
>>486766368good luck
>>486765658Dane's HatSorcerers ManchettesAscetic LegsKatanaWelcome to the rice fields motherfucker
>>486765310
>>486766335h-hey cutie haha
>>486766368Use the ghostflame torch. It's still a torch.
>>486765310Brother
>>486766372go to 4s
I'm done too ggs was fun
Switch to 4
>>486765003very good
>>486766410These are backwards.
>>486766006Its a dps boss on a game where people are str fags
>>486766287First, you’re a dumbass for not understanding that it’s about the aesthetics of katanas vs swordsSecond, katana doesn’t mean sword, it means katana which is a particular type of swordThe actual generic word for a sword is tsurugi, or ken, you clown
>>486766501I forgot there was other torches entirely.I'll see how high I can pump my damage and how incredibly stupid it will be to fight him with the normal torch first.If it's going to take something retarded like 1,000 hits then I'll be switching it up, mohg taking about 350 hits was already putting me to sleep.
>>486765310>>486766517>My favorite flavor of ice cream is vanilla and I think black pepper is spicy
>trying out falx>find out you can get parried when you do the chargeneat.
SURELY dual wielding M'ladies is good & worthwhile
>>486766372It'll be like an hour or 2 till I can
>>486766847Correct.
>>486766718Katana is a swworddddd
>>486766335h-hey mommy
>only 3 kills to get a fire knight colossal sword yeee boiiSo what is thing like, feels like a zweihander but slightly faster
ggz was fun bros
>>486766934LGS suck in general but PSLGS is especially bad.
divine beast was aids it wasn't even worth using ranni's dark room I just flung ice bolts and kris knife bolts until it diedit took a while to learn the lightning phase, the random bolts threw me off but I realized they're not too random
is it over?
>>486767242It has Godslayer Greatsword R1s and Zweihander R2s while maintaining good AR and very modest weight. It's the best UGS in the entire game.
Would Ranni and Malenia have gotten alone? Imagine them in a library together reading sappy romance novels.
ggs
>>486767268But they're so flashy
>>486766675no
>>486767519While Ranni is clearly a hopeless romantic, Melina is not. All Melina wants to do is fucking die and take the tree with her.
>>486767657I said Malenia but Melina is interesting too. Imagine the demigod girls just hanging out. Melina trying to maintain her "2 kool 4 u" attitude while Malenia is lecturing Ranni on the appeal of smaller boys.
How to kill off that giant flame construct whose feet you cant damage?
Everyone says to use mimic tear for Consort Radahn but I just watched my mimic tear do LITERALLY nothing except hold up a greatshield and cast golden vow for sixty seconds straight. I know everyone uses the word "literally" in a figurative manner but I mean seriously literally he did fuck all but stand there and hold up the shield for almost a minute straight. What the fuck am I supposed to do I've been stuck on this boss for hours holy shit I'm open to whatever cheese is available. It's incredibly frustrating how the build I've been using to utterly shit on with ease every other boss so far in the DLC is now all of a sudden feeling like I'm doing an RL1 run with this one boss.
>>486767242It's raw powercreep, the best colossal sword in the game by a wide margin.
>>486767773Oh my bad, I misread. Ranni and Malenia have definitely met though.
>>486767836Switch out of your shield before using him, then. Mimic can't switch out of the weapons you give him, that's why I equip shield+yari, then summon the mimic, then switch to dual swords.
>>486767519Ranni hates (them), Godwyn's death was no coincidence. Bara golden boy with his "best friend" dragon.
>>486767657>>486767773>Messmer gets a text>"oniichan come pick me up">"Already? I thought you were hanging out with your friends today""Niichan. Come pick me up. Now."
>>486767828Toss hefty furnace/fire pots in the basket from above. Look for a nearby spirit spring and jump up with Torrent
>>486767435>>486767841Is it really that much better than the greatsword? Even though it seems like it forces you to infuse fire
>>486767934I wonder what jack sparrow anon thinks of this shitshow now
>>486767773>Malenia is lecturing Ranni on the appeal of smaller boysUM?
whatt if i just kept running and then swung my arms fifty fucking times
this motherfucker is so fucking hard with fist weapons HOLY SHIT
died to putrescent knight and midra more than any other boss bedsides radahnwhat does that mean
>>486767836Use the Sekiro tear and start deflecting
>>486768307Just use a Pata lol.
>>486768159>Is it really that much better than the greatsword?Greatsword gets slightly more AR but weighs a ton more and has a much worse moveset. Besides the Greatsword is a STR weapon, this one leans towards DEX and/or FTH. They aren't very comparable because they want to go on different builds.>Even though it seems like it forces you to infuse fireYou're not "forced" to infuse it on anything. The FTH scaling and fire damage can be ignored entirely. It does VERY well on Keen and Blood infusions for example.
Real thread>>486763471>>486763471>>486763471
>>486768136>Melina is the deadpan demanding younger sibling>Messmer is the responsible but constantly put-upon older brotherCute cute cute cute>>486768227Malenia finishes the "it's hotter if the guy is shorter than the girl because then she could cuddle him like a teddy bear" rant and moves on to how golden hair in braids is beautiful and Ranni just thinks of Godwyn and goes "mmmh y-yeah I guess?"
>bone bowFromsoft really just hates pvp, don't they?
>>486768493Fuck off sloppafag
>>486768393You're way too frenetic. Those bosses like to do ssssslllllooooooowwwww attacks, so you probably dodged early too many times.
>>486766847Vanilla ice cream is actually kino though.
>>486768159The issue is that the Godslayer GS has really good R1s (faster than a greatsword) balanced by the fact that its AR is bad for its weight and it has a high stat-tax. It was 'unique' because it was a dex colossal with a fast, dexterous moveset in exchange for low damage.FKGS has comparable damage to the Greatsword with that much faster moveset, and also takes the best R2s in the weaponclass too so its moveset is just perfect all around and it trades nothing for that.
>>486768594Just report it as spam
>WORRY NOT, MY FAIR PRINCESS, OH MY FAIR MAIDEN HOSTCLITTY. IT IS I, MARVEL_ANIME_TRANSGENDER_RESPECTOR_69420 THAT SHALL DEFEND YOU FROM THIS EVIL, TRANSPHOBIC, XENOPHOBIC, FAR-RIGHT FASCIST INVADER CHUD>DO NOT SULLY YOUR HANDS MY MAIDEN FOR I SHALL BANISH THIS EVIL FUCKING NAZI TRUMP SUPPORTING CHUD GOD I FUCKING HATE HIM SO MUCH FROM OUR WORL-ACK
>>486768501And Melina thinks of Miquella and does her best to stay silent and not ask who Malenia is thinking about.
>>486765294She has a force field so smelly tarnished don't go around touching her, but she is clearly only letting Fia close to be nice although she is obviously recoiling to avoid her aids.
>>486768464does it have more range?
>>486768765lol
>>486768136>On the drive home>"Was it boy talk again?">Melina doesn't answer>"You know you're all at that age, there's nothing wrong wit-">"How was your date with Rel-la-na?">Messmer shuts up and they're quiet the rest of the way home
>>486768992fucking nigger
>>486764303updated with whatever random shit i could think of
>>486767519Shakespearean English: the greatest enemy of fan artists everywhere.
>>486768765Fucking look at it dude these things are longer than straight swords.
opinions on these three?
>>486768725I'm sorry
>>486769589fuck kill marry
>>486769589Miquella isn't in love with her
>>486764303Melina tells you that she truly believes that serving as kindling to burn the Erdtree is her life's only remaining purpose and that she won't forgive anyone, not even you, for taking it away from her. I kinda see why too, since she's essentially a ghost and doomed to eternally wander the world with no purpose otherwise. In a game in which the entire point is that immortality and eternal stagnation are a fate worse than death.LET HER BURN
>>486769589I hate dyke stuff, but FFM incest-selfcest is fucking genius.
>>486769589Malenia and St. Trina should have gone off to do their own thing instead of having their lives revolve around and be defined by Miquella's retardation
>>486766167>new ash that inflicts rotwhich?
>>486769589sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex sex
>>486769654t. radahn
>>486769589Fuck Marry Spank.
>>486769780Poison Flower Blooms Twice.
>>486769780Think he's talking about poison flower blooms twice
>>486769589Fuck/marry, kill, kill
QRD on Kattho? Seems to be of average skill and doesn't use hacked consumables.
I just realized the statue of """marika""" in Messmer's arena is a recycled DaS2 asset
Seriously, what dedeeming factors does Ansbach have? I find it utterly astounding that by default the DLC has you side with a bloody fingers and pretends like you're doing something morally righteous. I didn't even know it was possible to side against him until I looked it up, so from a writer's standpoint the people at Fromsoft seem to see him and Mohg as the good guys. Fucking how?
>>486769971it actually deals rot? i thought it just took off poison for a lot of damage like pmf
>>486770073His videos are pretty funny
>>486770092proof?
>>486769971I thought that just did bonus damage if the enemy had poison or rot inflicted
>>486765310Psst... anon. I can "silence" that one poster from this general... but it'll cost ya... 100,000 runes...
>>486770112how retarded do you have to be to side with Ansbach and not realize you can side against him when both the summon signs for the quest are in the same fucking room? and you must have used one to assist him since not doing so means you missed his quest entirely
>>486770112anything is better than a false brainwashing god who abandoned everything that made people follow him in the first place
>>486770119It builds up quite a bit.I've slapped it on my Bleed weapons so I could rot bosses during coop and it worked fine.
>>486770141They changed the posing and size and made her hold something +a different face design aesthetic but it's the poison maiden statues
>>486770363>miquella stands for compassion, kindness, including those previously excluded into the order>mohg stands for.... making people bleed a lotWow such a difficult and nuanced moral choice, I wonder which one would be best for the Lands Between?
>>486770363Even eternal loneliness?
>>486770112mohg brainwashing people = goodmiquella brainwashing people = bad
>>486768585FROM doesn't take PvP into account anymore when developing their games. They just make whatever they think is cool and throw it in there, then they have some intern 'balance' it later.I wouldn't be surprised if they came up with the Bone Bow after seeing TotK do something similar.
>Faggot who made the thread with the fucked up OP bumping it on his lonesome so he can link it again once this one hits bump limitKek
>>486764303Are the wolf spirit ashes and the Miquella remembrance the only descriptions that refer to our tarnished?
>>486770141Not reinstalling the game for a screencap but it's the statue in Shaded Woods by the crossroads bonfire.
axe talisman or spear talisman for zweihander r2?
>>486770316I've gone through this DLC twice. All I got is a summon sign telling me to summon him to help against Leda. If I were to not summon Ansbach against Leda would I be able to later challenge him? Not that I saw.
>get summoned by Type B host>they die to the boss immediatelyEvery single timeWhy are Type B Tarnished so bad at the game?
>>486768136Melina getting bored being the third wheel while Ranni and the Tarnished talk.This could've been in the base game and it would've been funny.
>>486770541I want a picture of mogh with the caption "Menstrating all by yourself, beautiful?" now
>>486770210NTA but no, it also inflicts rot at a decent rate. Spam the kick on a tank enemy or boss 3-5 times and you'll get a rot proc.
>>486770731you can side against Ansbach in Shadow Keep by using the red summon sign to assist Leda instead and kill him
>>486765310here's my current seamless invasions build
>>486770867Elden ring if it was good
>>486770920
>>486770561According to Fromsoft, apparently, yeah.
>>486769712Tarnished and Melina repopulating the earth >but the frenzy!Life finds a way
Been thinking of using Blasphemous Blade on my Faith build since it has good scaling and the top fully upgraded damage is pretty solid. My only hesitation is because I’ve pigeonholed it in my head as an L2 stick used by shitters based on countless PvP encounters I’ve had against it. Am I getting in my own head too much here?
>>486770920it'd make even less sense than radahn
>>486770978Elden ring if it was good
>>486770361>Andrea DarkstarSounds like the kind of name you'd give to a smooth-talking space smuggler.
>>486771016do not use it i will make fun of you and call u stupid gay baby nigger if you use the blasphemous blade your parents will be like oh my god my son is a fuckin queer i hate him so much do not even think about using this fictional sword ina videogame you will get the plague
>>486770849Does that actually change the ending ganksquad confrontation before the final boss? Or do you still have to fight Leda to progress no matter what?
>>486771056I dont play videogames I don't know why it would or wouldn't work, it just looks cool
>>486770978OH SISTERUNYIELDING BLADE OF MIQUELLA'S HALIGTREEBLOOM IF YOU WOULDFOR THAT IS OUR CURSE
>>486771138you always have to fight Leda anyway, which is retarded, but you can still side against Ansbach and Hornsent early and aid Leda
>>486771138No matter what you do, you always have to fight Leda and Dane. The only thing you can control is how many other allies she and you both get.
>>486771074I like how all the other status bosses got a status weapon(p. cleaver and polebud) and then they just said fuck you here's a holy sword for him
>>486770978Malenia sexo
>>486771056Radahn makes sense and was always a part of Gurm's flawless vision, it's just an inferior sendoff for Radahn and feels like it comes out of nowhere. Having it be Godwyn makes no sense and I don't really support it, but it would at least expand on the story and be surprising; which is something this DLC absolutely does not do.
>>486771134Aw beans
>>486771016it's like the only good str/fth base game weapon that doesn't have holy dmguse it like a claymore
post screenshots you took
>>486771413That's ass. Before I even got to the DLC I wanted to side with Miquella. Even after the DLC and after learning everything I've learned I still want to side with Miquella. He's objectively the best candidate for Godhood.
THIS is the age of stars Ranni doesnt want you to know about https://litter.catbox.moe/1kfh9k.png
>>486771461>Radahn makes sense and was always a part of Gurm's flawless visionYes that cut content where he was just tree boy never existed.
>>486771667how do you even get off to this
The "endings" are so lame and irrelevant to gameplay that I wouldn't care if we had none. Just beat Elden Beast and the credits roll. Basically what we have now.
>>486771601
>>486771529Magma Swordbros...
>>486771667Some people should be banned from the act of creation.
>>486771667
>>486771850>Magma Sworddon't care what the scaling says, curved swords are dexfaggotry
Ranni's ending pisses me off."uhh durr you leave the world, (apparently) fixing the problem and letting things solve out" this shit is just dark souls link the flame type of shit, motherfucker i hate miyazaki so fucking much
>>486769712>She calls her brother when you burn the whole place up
>>486771836well it's not like the ending was the whole point of the adventure now was it
>>486771980curved swords also have a weird moveset, they just feel bad to useother than the shamshir anyway
Using the trick to unlock Leydell before any bosses is wildCan't believe From hasn't patched this out. There's so many points in the route you could easily get it done. So gotta figure it's intended design at this point.Also Morgott's a hero in this house damn it
>>486771982literally all the problems were caused by gods/demigods directly fucking around with humans, fucking off to space is the best option
>>486772115>Using the trick to unlock Leydell before any bosses is wildhow
>>486769736This but unironically
>>486768651I saw a PvE "challenge runner" doing a first person run of the DLC with bows only and when i tune in he was using that bow and he had like 2k+ people watching him cheese the game with fan shot, insanity
>>486771667Why does she have blue hair again?
>>486772181Weeping Peninsula. Take the teleport to the Divine Bridge areaThen get yourself invadedThe invader will have to activate the lift to get to you. Then just either kill him or bow out, and voila. Lift active. Take the lift down, and you've got the rest of Leydell.What's wild is that this can easily be patched out in numerous ways. But From's kept it.
I beat the game
>>486772337because the doll does
>>486772412Don't the doors that lead to the lift got to be opened from inside the manor?
So like where does like messmer's flame come from? He wants to get rid of it, but it mentions that like the dbakes that he has have accepted their fate alongside him, meaning like they're different things, right? Does it come from the abysmal serpent or are those like seperate too?
>>486772337the doll is modelled after the snow witch she learned from. her real body has red hair
>>486772806The Fell God
>>486772483>Torrent
Miquella having a dick is very important.Gwyndolin having a dick was also very important.>If Miquella was fema-Shut up. Explode. Die.
>>486772723No! I thought that too! But there's actually a lever to open them from the other side.Which is extremely weird because that's literally all they have to do to patch it out. It's got to be kept in on purpose at this point. Even adding a way to get out through the inside which, you'd only need realistically in this scenario.
What LIGHTWEIGHT options do STR builds have for ranged options? I'm well aware of things like the cannon and greatbows, but I'm just looking for something light I can keep in my pocket. Even a good throwing item would be great. Anything fit the bill?
>>486772934True
>no teardrop shield with 100 phys blockSAVE ME ETHEREAL OAK SHIELD, ETHEREAL SHIELD SAVE ME
>>486773015What an awful picture. Only one of those panels is remotely correct.
What are good weapons and ashes for an INT caster?
How would you respond?
>>486771529Cranial Vessel Candlestand would like a word
>>486772192It wasn't ironic...
>>486772934miquella should've been a woman with a body like this
If Radahn and Malenia are both dead or just Radahn is dead, Radahn is the final DLC boss.If Radahn is alive but Malenia is dead, Malenia is the final DLC boss.If neither Radahn or Malenia are dead, Messmer is resurrected as the final DLC boss.Would this make things more interesting?
tsundere > all
>>486773180dmgs, troonveil, glintstone kris, waves of darkness, carian sovereignty, ice spear
Boyfailure
>>486773297Shut up. Explode. Die.>>486773363He's cute.
>>486773202rape
st trina is found near the putrescence because putrefaction is one of the steps requires for the seperation of opposing qualities, within the process of creating a rebis.
Did they fire all the ds2 powerstance designers? it was way better than elden ring's
>>486773151And that's the only panel that matters, I saved it because it's funny not because it's accurate.
>>486773015The Smithscript Shield.
>>486773202say hello to my little friends
>>486773363Utter failure of a male
Why does farum azur dragons have four legs while bayle and dragonbarrows have two legs?
>>486773473They presumably rightfully fired anyone who touched DS2. Worst game they ever shat out. The Adventures of Cookie and Cream is better designed than that trash heap.>>486773565Because ancient dragons and drakes aren't the same species.
>>486773565dey did'n t eat dey milk an veggies
>>486773565azula dragons are real dragons
>>486773008Huh. I'll have to try it out.
>>486773565if you want to borrow from dark souls (because miyazaki obviously does), ancient dragons are "true" dragons, whereas drakes are some form of lesser offspring
Why can I kill the dragon in Ranni's Rise? It feels out of character to kill her pet after accepting to serve her.
>>486773202Here's the aftermath btw
>>486773786the in universe reason idk just make up your own headcanonsthe real reason is that miyazaki is a fucking hack
>>486770538>they changed everything but it's totally the same thing
>>486773780>whereas drakes are some form of lesser offspringThe DLC implies they are two separate species, since all drakes are apparently descendants of Bayle (and presumably Greyoll).
>>486773431st trina is found near the putrescent knight because fromsoft cut out the gloam eyed queen story and shoved him there to have a remembrance after a long area and before meeting an important character
Drakes are the niggers of Dragons
>>486773923the fuck do either of them have to do with the geq
>>486773786Same reason why you can kill her brothers, aunt, and beat up her mom and dad because Mike is a hack.
>>486772123Stop falling for grab attacks
>>486772934I wouldn't put that much emphasis on what's in his pants, but I also wouldn't change a thing about him. Other the state of his tummy from unraspberried to raspberried.PFFFFFFFFFTHHHHHHHBBBBBBBBBLBLBLBLBBBBBBBBBB!!!
>>486773565Bayle ruined everything, actually. Placidusax got cucked.
>>486774028putrescent knight's name in files is gloam eyed knight
>>486773891Yeppers
>>486773860Full source where.
>>486773363>>486773531God he's so pathetic. He was born a man yet despite nature and evolution, he lacks any masculinity. His biology was intended to inseminate, to impregnate a female mate so that his and her genes can be propagated into the next generation, but all his shitty worthless trash semen does is leak out his perpetually-soft impotent cock as he whimpers and mewls from his prostate being driven into
>5 heads>lost so hard to a "drake" with 1 he had to enter a cryo chamber to heal>his own god leftfucking failure
>>486774214To be fair, Bayle is a beast.
>>486774120So?if romina's name in the files was GiantBug would you think she's related to the Fire Giants
>>486774186Anon, St. Trina can't pound his prostate.
>>486774120his cleaver still has black flame animations on hit too
>>486773780florissax calls bayle the oldest dragon
>>486773786>Ranni's pet dragonFilthy Bayle's spawn Dr*ke you meanNothing wrong with killing another drake nigger
>>486773923they didn't actually remove anything from the game, they simply renamed it just like they changed the haligtree mounted knights into loretta.GEQ = Putrescent Queen
>>486773392>>486773297>>486773202Die, gooners
>>486774214>lost so hard>bayle can't fly and his wing is just bone, lost a leg>placidusax lost 2 (or 3) heads but is still perfectly ableyea he "lost" for sure
>>486774259And he's no match for IGON, AND I, A TRUE DRAKE WARRIOR!HIS FEARS... MADE FLESH!!
>>486774067How can he go around so lewdly, with his tummy exposed and completely defenseless against being raspberried?
So we all agree Marika did nothing wrong, right?
>>486774105Not true really. The game states that Placidusax and Bayle both maimed each other. Bayle instigated the fight though which pissed Placidusax enough to put the hit out on him and all of his bloodline.
>>486774186I was thinking more about him being soft and like about how h3 gives up and like how that makes his story with him jumping in to help you in the gang fight and then against Radahn like better and him dying for it since it made me cry (I wish that you could talk to him before the fight like Ansbach) but whatever floats your boat
>>486774304Yes she can. She glomps him from behind and nibbles on his ear and laps at his neck with her little catlike tongue while humming lullabies and hooking her long dainty fingers up his bussy, pushing on his prostate like a button to force his balls to squeeze out every last drop of his pathetic sperm to splash uselessly on the floor
>>486774105>Can't Fly>Lost a leg>Hated by everyone>Loved by no one>Forgotten by allThe one who got cucked is that nigger Bayle
>>486774376found the dragon communion propaganda team>can't fly
>>486774120Still confused at how they'd be related. Maybe she was a numen and he was silver tear themed?
Would dogwalk Plasticdogshit and Fail the Dead in your path
>>486774289yea man they definitely named him that just to troll players. just as an inside joke in the office. gloam eye could refer to literally ANYTHING. it could refer to uhh... malenia! it could refer to morgott too... yea he's actually morgott's knight. radahn was also always meant to be the consort
>>486774214The game never once states the reason Placidusax is sitting beyond time is Bayle, nor that Bayle is why his god fled. Please don't assert your headcanon as fact without evidence, it makes you look really stupid and just spreads misinfo.
>>486774403No you’re wrong Marika did everything RIGHT
>>486765310Let me just edge real quick.Milady is fun as fuck, practically a better Warhawk's Talon.
Does deflecting hard tear work with shield bash? what about carian knight swords R2?
>weak as a kitten>thicc as two planksThiollier is... cheeked up?
>>486774602latria my beloved...
>>486774630How about you test it and find out?
>>486774595That's the same thing as what I said. Marika objectively had the best intentions for everyone at heart, it's not her fault she couldn't comprehend eldritch wankery. Nobody can.
Elden Reminder thatDragon Lord CHADcidusax WON and Gayle the Cucked LOST
Important post coming through.
More coomposting pleaseee
>>486774179The source is @gu599 but probably any other picture is in his fanbox
>>486774540putrescence is tied to death and the geq wields death/black flame. there could've been a connection, who knows. all that we have left is a name in the files to point to their original intentions
>>486774556You literally see two of Placid's heads stuck on Bayle's back. He's obviously the one that crippled him.
>>486770361I'd lick her darkstar IF YA KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN' OHOHOHOHOHOHOH
>>486773887>>486774034>so thee comes unto my family's manor, kill the carian royalty who came here seeking refuge, destroy my magical constructs, loot our ancient home, kill my beloved glintstone dragon and worst of all, rolls over all my books as if thy were some spatic albinauric>and thee is still brave enough to ask servitude under my name?
>>486774802...tch. Thank you anyway.>>486774787Needs spanking. I'm now shipping her and Miquella, she'll keep the boy in line.
>>486770361>Darkstaryou are of the night
>>486774824Yes anon we know he and Placidusax maimed each other. What we DON'T know is why Placidusax's God fled or why he's hiding in Farum Azula. It's never once stated to be Bayle. His conflict with Bayle could have taken place LONG before whatever forced him into this position.
>>486774034she asks you to kill her brother herself. she doesn't give a fuck. she's an evil, manipulative bitch
you.neither born of greatness nor granted it by the fates.what is it you seek?you cannot even say yourselfhuhuhu
>>486774670yeah
>>486774403She mistreated my boy Margit so she is evil in my book.
>thought it was cool how bayle is injured from his fight with igon>turns out Bayle's injuries are from another dragonSo igon just fought Bayle and instantly lost? Does Bayle like noy even know anything about who Igon is then beyong like something like "Oh thats that thing i threw off the mountain the other day"?
remember guys gloam eye does NOT refer to the only reference of it in the entire game, the gloam eyed queen. it can be ANYTHING. after all, giant bug is obviously could be a reference to the fire giants.
>>486775043Not her fault.
why does iji take the puppet stance when he dies? I never see anybody point this out.
>>486774708i dont feel like booting up the game, im watching noble knight get btfo by radahn
>>486775070After summoning Igon for the Bayle fight and watching him do fuck all for twenty minutes you seriously still thought he actually fought Bayle? No, Igon is a hack, through and through.
>>486774120Knight of the Gloam-Eyed Queen
>>486775231the bit that makes it weirder is why he's covered in black flamethe black knives who were hunting ranni and her crew use the red and black rune of death flamethe godskins have black flame but ranni and her crew aren't against them, just the fingers and the black knivesunless metyr's face looking like the black flame incant symbol actually means something but surely notright?
romina and rellana are really funny to me cause what I wanted from the dlc was full power rennala and true goddess of rot malenia and what I got instead was rennala's sister and the saint of rot. Real 'we have rennala and malenia at home' energy
i feel like i haven't seen a single person talk about this so i'm just going to: the ghostflame dragon that's fighting the camp of enemy soldiers/knights is one of the worst encounters in the dlc. it's extremely cancer having to fight it with 10 enemies aggro'd onto you, and it's extremely tedious having to wait for all of them to die before fighting it. plus, it's on a steep slope, so the hitboxes are sometimes fucked up. there' just no winning
>>486775070Igon was a drake warrior who tried to solo Bayle, barely even scratched him, and lost his limbs for his troubles. He's a jobber. A hilarious and hype jobber, but a jobber.
>>486775563death rite bird grave bird gank is worse.
>let me fight the dude that beat>godrick>rennala>radahn>rykard>morgott>the last fire giant>malenia >maliketh>mogh>oh and by the the rune of death is unsealed, so if i die i'll die for real
>>486775498this makes it even more obvious they cut out an entire storyline. god fuck fromsoftware. how can this shit be this rushed when they took 2 years to make it
>>486774781While an ancient 5 headed dragon standing watch at the edge of time is cool as nothing else, Bayle's fight is just better, crippled and all.
>>486775628>>oh and by the the rune of death is unsealed, so if i die i'll die for realnot how it works
>>486775628bro don't tell me you really believed the "all knowing" shithe is the biggest fraud in the lands between, his only talent is being a capable caster but is otherwise a blithering idiot
>>486775563i wonder if they fixed the glitch that made your spirit ashes do 20 damage just like the enemies there because their code is sloppy
>>486774924>You people, you peopleWhat'd you say?>Oh Marika, you peopleWhat'd you say?>What did I say?You said "you people," what is tha- what does that fuckin' mean, "you people">I'm done talkin' about this *gestures at Stormveil*"You people"? I'll rip your fucking head off!https://youtu.be/FFf9zF9rVF4?si=YFQ5dBo8uHlRy0vG
>>486775701>this makes it even more obvious they cut out an entire storyline.obviously they did, see: >>486765509
>>486775563kill the archers first. then kill the rest when they are preoccupied with dragon, do hit and run on the knights.
>>486768501>Malenia finishes the "it's hotter if the guy is shorter than the girl because then she could cuddle him like a teddy bear" rant
>>486774992Treacherous, scheming, but no evidence of manipulative.
>>486775763this is only partly true and largely twittercanon. he really did know some stuff, like the spells he teaches you that are pretty obscure and significant.
>I abandon here my super strong RL480000 sister with a loyal super strong army who could solve this plot in five minuteswhat did Mike mean by this
>>486775628Keep in mind that for most bosses, their cutscenes can realistically only happen once in-universe, e.g. Godrick chopping his arm off, the Fire Giant ripping his leg off, etc. So Gideon isn't just deciding to fight the man who beat all those bosses right after permadeath comes back on the table, but lore-wise he's deciding to fight the man who first-time killed all those bosses.
>>486765310is this what you want?
>>486775852>manipulates two fingers>manipulates black knife assassins/marika>manipulates her group>manipulates you into plunging the world into dark despair
Now that the dust has settled on Elden RingWhat are you hoping to see in the next fromsoft action RPG souls game?
How do yellows and host always have an entire assortment of upgraded meta weapons to switch betweenI though everyone just played with "their" weapon
>>486772327pve players are shitters that need handholding mechanics in all gamesnothing new about that desu
>>486776113https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U9vjaddswYg
>>486775752>not how it worksthis says otherwisehttps://imgur.com/a/i358TSw
>>486775628>nah, I'd win
>>486775563the worst part about it is the enemies are designed to deal almost no damage to each other so you're forced to intervene
>>486774681I can do you one better
>>486776024>Miquella had even more factions of followers like Dryleafs and Needle Knights>They're never used for the "Radahn must die and Mohg too" mindfuck resurrection plot>Keeps them hidden up his ass the entire Shattering and only calls them into the Shadow Lands to job to us
>>486775852>>486776060Hah, women. Amirite, fellas?
>>486776240lmfao>>486776113something like sekiro. really focusing on a mechanic and polishing it to a peak. but i'd like the mechanic to be magic/spell casting. i think that would be cool
FACTBayle & Placci were God & Lord. They had a lovers spat & fought each other, both becoming crippled. Bayle fled & lost the Elden Ring to the next bearer.
>slow-ass projectiles that costs more FP and does less damage than Spearcall RitualI wish they'd buff this thing but it's obviously been relegated to the "bad forgotten weapon" category.
>>486773363>>486773531>>486774186>>486775031sex with st trina
The Black Knifes raped Godwyn before they killed him didn’t they?
>>486776403what were you trying to say with this post. who even is this. what the fuck are you talking about
>>486776060>manipulates two fingersGood.>manipulates black knife assassins/marikaThey conspired together, not manipulation.>manipulates her groupNot manipulation.>manipulates you into plunging the world into dark despairThat's not what happens albeit. You're probably a fundamentalist. Show use your Golden Order womb tattoo.
Did You Know? Radahn's horse is named Leonard.
favorite part of Miquella to pet?
Uhm guys, Im still not convinced, the cats are missing, what conspiracy is this that the cats can even retcon themselves existing as pets through a patch day 1?
>>486776716Miquellapedos are scum
>>486776716Crushing his useless ballsack and feeling his flaccid impotent wiener flop around wildly as I fuck his bussy until watery ultra-low-sperm-count cum trickles out of his tip.
https://youtu.be/00r23NkVO08?si=f0ep-FhDTNsNB4XIVaatibros.....
>>486776113Weapons that actually scale like their spell subclass
>>486776638see what i mean, guys?
>>486775773seriously i refuse to believe this is intended their damage isn't this dogshit
>>486770361>radagon iconYUCKUCK
>>486776716Butt.>>486776664Leonard????
>>486775793Why do some get all bent out of shape about the phrase "you people"? I'm ETL and had been living in Ireland for work for a couple of years. I was on the phone with the bank trying to sort something, I can't even remember what, and said, "I'd really appreciate it if you people(meaning, literally, you people at the bank) could get this sorted" and the guy on the other end just blew up at me, threatening to hang up until I, confused as hell, apologised, said English isn't my native language and I had no idea it was offensive.
What's the point of item crafting? I haven't used it onceAlso which area should I go to after caelid? what order should i do atlus plataeu, mt glimmer, royal capital and all that? I think I'm starting to get over levelled since I've been autistically trying to complete everything in each zone
>>486777062you can go to altus or continue ranni's questlinethen mt gelmir (but not the legacy dungeon boss) -> leyndell >whats the point of item craftingopen world gimmick
>>486776716His smooth and shiny ballsack
>>486775529>unless metyr's face looking like the black flame incant symbol actually means somethingit absolutely means something, the DLC went out of its way to more clearly connect the greater will to shadow. GEQ is metyr's head, gold comes from metyr's tail, they're two halves of the same coin.
Miquella's cock has been so neutered that it's practically a boyclit. Totally incapable of getting erect and even when he experiences powerful sissygasms from getting his prostate bullied the most he ejaculates is watery impotent sperm.
>>486777062So they didn't have to have as many merchants
>>486776851>youtuber don't know games and are just regurgitate wiki articles for views and moneynever would have guess.
>>486776990... that said, now that I think about it, I was in Belfast at that moment, calling from a land line, and had something of a RP accent(anglophile English teacher). He might have been assuming I was making a reference to the Troubles or something.
>>486776716i imagine his 8 inch long soft meat would feel good>>486777504sorry miquella is not a sissy>watery impotent spermgod of abundance, it wouldn't be like that
i think miquella's cock is probably perfectly functionali bet he makes a lot of funny faces when he faps
Bro…
>>486777908headcanon
>>486777676He shed his abundance with the rest of himself. His sacred virility was tossed along a random muddy roadside like so much garbage. The Empyrean of Kindness now, his limp little wiener will never violate a woman's nethers, and his sperm will never spear into any ovum.
>>486777908He's just like me...
>>486777908the problem with this is a lot of people fail at a lot of things in this game. its a souls game. almost every character's story has to be a series of tragedies.
>>486777908>no matter how much he tries he can never orgasm
>>486777908you're saying he would fail to finish... forever unable to cum?
>>486777908thats just headcanon faggotry
if you are an invader and you do not recognize that Leyndell is a masterpiece of level design, then you have never actually invaded
>>486778039>his limp little wiener will never violate a woman's nethers, and his sperm will never spear into any ovum.But enough about Radahn
>>486777908I love reading stuff that some random retard wrote and treating it as canon
He hated Goldmask because he told him the truth
imagine a frustrated miquella furiously grinding his little cock against your side begging you to help him cum
>>486778480We were on the very cusp........
>>486778292>bent wristExceptionally poor form, broken wrist incoming
i bet ranni is so lovesick that even during the frenzied flame ending she'd stay with you
>>486777504Typical femboy groomer
>>486775701>make up ideas for a year>realize a year has passed and only some of them can be completed in time>throw what you can together in 6 months and make sure it's playable enough in the last 6>ship it and know that players will be able to clear it anyway, and if they can't you can patch it later
>>486774924Miquella needs spankings too?
>>486778543ranni's not lovesick and doesn't care about you. shes a narcissist and she just gets off on having you simp for her
Do you think Miquella has four arms so he can masturbate, play with his nipples, and finger himself at the same time?
>>486778480nobody remembers this nigga
>>486778859Do you think you're a sadistic pedo freak?
all this miquellaposting would be a lot hotter if he didn't look like a britbong ingame
>>486778530>broken wristthats the least of his concerns
>miyazaki watches lore videos, and for that he shitted on the whole DLC's lore for no real reason other than le ebin expectation subverted>yet he (and probably almost no one in from) doesn't watch gameplay videos, no other explanation as to why this game's balance is so shit in both pve and pvpis he stupid?
If Radahn is such a chad why has he only ever taken losses and was humiliated over and over again by the narrative? His "resurrection" is a literal humiliation ritual.
>>486776113Weapon animations update to be on par with Light greatswords and great katanasSeriously, using Milady and going back to a Claymore feels like going 4 generations back animation wise.Also call Light Greatswords Longswords you retards, that's what they actually are
>>486777908this shit is pure headcanon>his haligtree never grewof course bitch he got removed by mohg>he never revived godwyn?? even if he's talking about the eclipse it just failed, not his fault
get fucked slow-walker
>>486779026he looks like his taint is perfectly smooth and puffy and delicious
>>486779026He looks like an impossibly beautiful young man but of course all you want is to goon to generic shota #42693
>>486778859It's only 3. One of them has to go.>>486779026He's pretty.
>>486779382i wanna goon to a femboy who's so androgynous people in the lands between weren't sure if he was a boy or girl. miquella here is very clearly masculine
>>486779139short answer : yeslong answer: = Yes
>>486777908>>486778209>Scene: Pre-Haligtree, in Leyndell>Malenia goes to visit Miquella's room>Hears weird wheezing panting noises from inside>Knocks on the door>"Onii-chan, a... a-are you alright?">Strangled little "eep!" from inside>"I'm fine, Malenia! What's the matter?">"I just... are you sure?""Y-Yes.. mmgh... I- I'm fine! Go away!"Meanwhile inside Miquella has been masturbating furiously for the entire day and bringing himself to 99.99% completion only for the climax to melt away. The poor boy is panting like a dog, his face flushed bright red, his golden braids soaked through with sweat. Rubbing his thighs together, fondling his own balls, tweaking his sensitive little pink nipples, sliding a finger along the rim of his anus, stroking like he's trying to kill himself from overexertion, but it just won't come. His wiener throbs and twitches and jumps to his heartbeat like a thing possessed but, despite the outright painful aching in his balls, it just. Won't. Go.Until, more in an exploratory move than anything planned, he pushes his fingers inside his ass, as though he could force his ejaculate out from within. They press against something soft and sensitive and full of nerve endings and it's like a thunderclap or a bomb going off. He chokes and blacks out from the overstimulation and wakes to find himself collapsed on his bedroom floor in an entire puddle of already-drying semen. He has to clean it up in a hurry and spends the rest of the week terrified that someone will detect the reek. His sister does but makes no comment.This is why by the time we run into him at the DLC's conclusion Miquella's ass is puffy, soft and snug and loose. Because he's been training his boyhole for who knows how many hundreds of years to take big dickings that can beat on his prostate with their cockhead like a battering ram.
>>486779524Where’s the fanart for this design? Looks cool
>>486778332The worst part is that fromsloppers are genuinely running with this despite this making no fucking sense because otherwise they'd have to admit that his story was underbaked and makes no sense. In the base game all of his failures (many of which aren't even failures like Unalloyed Gold and the needles actually work in forestalling outer god influence) are due to external factors he would have no control over like Mohg kidnapping him or not knowing he needs to be in Placidusax's arena to complete his needle. Not to mention that his longest and most convoluted plan yet that he was cooking up longer than potentially anything else did end up working against all odds
>>486779537That was at his forma de st trina's appearance giving that impression, Godquella is different.
>>486779537is this some sort of weird bait? hes indistinguishable from a girl.
some day i'll backstab someone after doing the dodge
>>486778028>>486778292>>486778332>complaining about headcanon in a fucking fromsoft game.your "contribution" adds literally nothing, either refute the statement or kys.>>486779293>of course bitch he got removed by mohg>?? even if he's talking about the eclipse it just failed, not his faultthe point of a curse is that its not the victim's fault, he's cursed to never finish anything. it also ties into the concept of fate, wherein a major aspect of fate being that it is pre-destined and literally outside of your control.
>>486779829you made the picture? why are you mad?>ties into the concept of fateif he threw his fate away then he should've succeded in making the age of compassion instead of dying
>>486778859>>486779524the left hand is gone because the left hand of god, the "sinister" hand, represents divine punishment, which isn't in line with his age of compassion.
At least this setting isn't some Tolkien wank off
>>486779829That's fucking stupid and isn't implied anywhere in game. It's just a way to cope with how absolutely zero of his base game plot threads were followed up on
>>486779746i know. but st. trina to the masses was clearly not some monstrous flower lady, but rather just miquella>>486779808if you meet someone irl that has a facial structure like that and you mistake them for a woman you might just be retarded anon. idk what to tell you. long hair doesn't automatically equal "woman"
>>486779524>Miquella only has 3 armsWhat the fuck? But what is the lore?
>>486779998What's tolkien wank off
>Maybe invading isn't that bad let me give it another try, hopefully today I get some good invasions>The first invasion:
>>486780082he will NEVER finish his transformation and have 4 complete armsor legs
>>486779998Don't fucking start that shit again
>>486779708>In the base game all of his failures are due to external factors he would have no control overyes anon that's called fate>Not to mention that his longest and most convoluted plan yet that he was cooking up longer than potentially anything else did end up working against all oddsit only worked because he abandoned his fate.
>>486779998Why would that be bad? Tolkein wank off, whatever that means, is far more suited to the story ER is trying to tell than more grimderp slop where everything sucks and everyone dies at the end
>>486780138You make 90% of the webms here, it's quite insane.
>>486779682there's a few fanarts of him with 3 arms like >>486773860 but most of them are still him as a shota and 2 or 4 arms>>486779604saved to jerk off later thanks anon
>>486779829>GUYS MIQUELLA'S BUTTERFLY IS CALLED THE "NASCENT" BUTTERFLY SO THAT MEANS HIS CURSE IS NASCENCY WHICH MEANS HE'S DESTINED TO FAIL EVERYTHINGkill yourself retard. malenia's remembrance clearly states he's cursed with "eternal childhood"
>>486780121similar setting as lord of the rings with elves dwarves orcs and whatnot. for example dungeon meshi is tolkien wankoff, but elden ring is gurm wankoff
>>486780121Elves and dwarves and the plucky group of adventures off to slay the dark lord
>>486780209>it only worked because he abandoned his fate.And it still didn't fucking work because we kill the little shit 10 minutes later. Stop making excuses for shitty half baked writing>no you don't understand it's supposed to be underwhelming and come out of nowhere on purpose
>>486780336Nice art
>>486780051the most masculine things about him are the lips that are on the thin side for a woman and the nose bridge that is a little pronounced for a woman but thats it and both could reasonably occur on a woman anyways. he has no brow ridge, nice soft round cheeks, weak cheekbone, tiny nose, and dainty jaw. if they said he was a girl no one would bat an eye.
>>486780138Is that a gank? Why the host aint crossing the fog gate?
>>486780312that's the poopabot 9000
>>486780312And it's always utterly uninteresting
>>486780491so many hosts are stupid and think they have to fight the invader at all costs
>>486780491People who say they hate PvP suddenly love it when it's a 3v1 next to the boss fog with the level cleared.
>>486779959the player's fate was to kill him>>486780023literally not an argument, just you being butthurt about the DLC>>486780353>malenia's butterfly displays aspects of her curse>melina's butterfly displays aspects of her curse>messmer's butterfly displays aspects of his curse>miquella's butterfly displays aspects of his curselines up fine.>malenia's remembrance clearly states he's cursed with "eternal childhood"eternal childhood is a form of nascency anon
>>486780023Same thing with 99% of things related to lore said here pre and post dlc. Before dlc people tried using CUT content to get info about him
>>486780256Mythological and epic literature is filled with tragedy, much like life itself. We will all die in the end. But we might have a charming apeman manservant along the way
>host enters fogroom>autistic pvper: NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT I HAVE TO GO TELL EVERYONE ON 4CHAN ABOUT HOW YOU ARE A SCARED LITTLE GANKING SHITTER AND HOW I AM LE EPIC HARDCORE REDMAN>host fights redman instead of entering the fog gate>autistic pvper: NOOOOO YOU CANT DO THAT I HAVE TO GO TELL EVERYONE ON 4CHAN ABOUT HOW YOU ARE A SCARED LITTLE GANKING SHITTER AND HOW I AM LE EPIC HARDCORE REDMAN
>>486780431>And it still didn't fucking work because we kill the little shit 10 minutes later. doesn't that just support it even more, that he is doomed by his curse right up to his death?>>no you don't understand it's supposed to be underwhelming and come out of nowhere on purposeso you're arguing in bad faith because you don't like the DLC and want it to be shit on principle.
I'm jealous of Radahn. Imagine feeling Miquella on your back.
>>486780467Actually if you look at malenia, messmer, and melina thin lips are just common in radagon's kids. We see two faces for ranni the doll face and the similar looking ghost face, neither have thin lips likely thanks to rennala
>>486780660>miquella's butterfly displays aspects of his curseif his curse was "never being able to finish anything," the butterfly wouldn't be a butterfly in the first place. it finished its metamorphosis, it's a complete butterfly>eternal childhood is a form of nascency anonwhich is all his curse is. being a child forever. give it up.
>>486780082>>486779984
>>486780795>doesn't that just support it even more, that he is doomed by his curse right up to his death?he's not cursed anymore bro it's the reason why he's tall, you're just making shit up
Is it possible to be Knight or Warrior man and be powerful in PVP?I've been playing generic Sword and Board guy for all of my time in Elden Ring. When I got to the DLC, things became substantially harder. I'd get a guard break on most enemies by mixing in jump attacks, heavy attacks or Guard Counters, but in the DLC, that stopped entirely and my damage was obviously lacking now. Bosses went from a decent challenge to taking Monster Hunter tier levels of time to kill even with finding every single Scadu Fragment.And now that I'm doing co-op, it's even worse, everyone is using DLC weapons that do like 800+ damage per hit while I do like 300 to 400. And it's even worse when I'm fighting bosses. Alone, killing a boss will take me like 5 minutes. When in a group, I'm obviously just a hinderance. Making the boss have 2x more health while I don't do enough damage to compensate.What weapons or skills can I use to maximize my damage? I don't really want to use Colossal weapons as it doesn't really fit my theme. But I don't mind using anything else. Great Hammers, Great Axes, Great Swords, etc. etc. I also don't mind respec'ing to Bleed or Magic or whatever else. I just want to be stronger but keep my theme.I wish I could just go back to being Onion Knight Man.
>>486780808thats a cute tarnished
>>486780138I HECKIN' LOVE INVASIONS IN FRONT OF BOSS FOGS I HECKIN' LOVE PASSIVE SHITTERSI HECKIN' LOVE RL 713 MONSTROSITIES THAT CAN SPAM MAGIC INFINITELY AND PLAY THE GAME FOR THE HOSTI HECKIN' LOVE GETTING STUNLOCKED BY SHITTERS WHO ONLY KNOW HOW TO PRESS ONE BUTTONI HECKIN' LOVE 3V1S AND NEVER GETTING A CO INVADER THAT COULD BREAK THE STALEMATEI HECKIN' LOVE WHEN I KILL EVERYBODY BUT THE HOST AND THE HOSTS FOGWALLS AND I CAN DO NOTHING TO STOP ITMIYAZAKI REALLY COOKED WITH THIS GAME GOTY GOTY GOTY
>>486779829>>486778028>>486778292>>486780353>>486780660Wouldn't it make MORE sense if it was the inverse? That miquella's inability to follow through on anything is actually related to his curse of childhood? Either his mind is full on childish, or he still has childish antics like a relatively low attention span/becoming hyper tunnel visioned even for an ascended being like a demigod? It's still headcanon but it makes more sense. He's a genius but with that childlike adhd.
i'm disappointed they didn't make miquella actually look like a boy. the one of the item descriptions described him as a "comely young girl" but they didn't follow through with it and just modelled a girl and called it a dude. whats the point of fapping to it if i can't clearly see that its an effeminate dude whos trying his hardest to be a cute little sissy because he loves it so much
If I put Fire Affinity on a weapon with bleed, does it remove the bleed?If I use something like Flame Strike, but keep affinity as normal, does it remove the bleed?
>>486780941>>486779984Nice, I like it. I don't know if having 5 limbs is also a thing do with the 5 fingers and 5 heads of Placidusax.
I don’t have the heart to tell my colorblind friend that his armor combination that he uses looks like shit
>>486781009Status effects should be your friend>>486781240Making him have a childish mind is even more retarded, someone should've slapped some sense into him if that was the case
>>486781248Stop using your erect penis to think.
>>486780898anon you don't get why his curse is nascency and why his curse makes him an eternal child; miquella is cursed by gold. gold is order, it is resistant to change and in its purest form NEVER changes. For better or for worse, it remains as it is. everything miquella tries to do, anything miquella tries to change about himself, is in direct conflict with his curse.
>>486780795>he broke his curse except he didn'tlol>so you're arguing in bad faith because you don't like the DLC and want it to be shit on principle.Because it is shit? Am I wrong for calling a spade a spade? Every demigod but Ranni is a failure, Miquella isn't special in that regard, there's a reason why people are mad that you don't seem to be getting. Are you going to explain how getting a third cutscene about how Miquella wants Radahn to be his consort is masterful writing and that the bitter disappointment and emptiness of such a wet far ending is totally intentional and beautiful next?
>>486780138>>486781101it just keeps getting better>afk farmer with no way to get back up>use 3 of the red fingers>spawn down here every time >elevator back up is locked and I can't use it since I'm a red
>>486781240This does make more sense. It would also explain his seeming obsession with radahn, kids can get REALLY fucking creepy about their crushes. My wife works with early middle schoolers/late elementary schoolers around the same age miquella looks like he is, she'd tell me horror stories at the lengths these kids go to because of a childish crush on eachother or a teacher that the teacher doesn't reciprocate for obvious reasons
>>486781505>Type B bodyI hope you get raped by the omens down there
so whos in the cocoon? is that charo?
>>486780957miquella replaced his gold with more gold, he was a desperate little faggot who had no idea how to help himself.
>>486781420this bitch ugly>>486781505poopa where were you when the fc was going
>>486781374>Status effects should be your friendBut what weapons do it best? What stats should I use? I've only ever played Generic Knight Man. Outside of using my Straight Sword and Kite Shield, I've used almost nothing else except my Crossbow to shoot enemies to lure them to me.
Miquella is actually really smart and his plans and ploys are brilliant, unfortunately your brute strength is too much for him. Why are you such a brute, Tarnished?
>>486781505>mfw spawns in the DLCThey truly don't give two shits anymore
>>486781374No one would want to slap some sense into him as1. Malenia is there to cut off the hand slapping miquella 2. He can just charm them into not wanting to3. He's still for many the best hope for the lands between at the time as the tarnished faction hadn't returned when everyone was clambering over to the haligtree It was either side with him, g*drick, voresnake, the warlord radahn, the other two nameless demigods with greatrunes vyke killed, mohg, or be a fence sitter and die in the civil war still. Not many good options besides miquella
>>486781505>>486781587get fucked >>486781717working
/fsg/ is being weird again
>>486781507What kind of things do they do?
>>486781804if his plan was perfect he would have made me his consort instead. all i ask is that he cums in me three times a day in the hole of my choosing.
>>486781248HIS GOD FORM HAS A WOMB POUCH HE GAVE HIMSELF A FUCKING WOMB POUCH AND WIDE HIPSWHAT WAS HE THINKING ITS LIKE HE WAS PLANNING ON MAKING MORE DEMIGODS WITH RADAHNBUT THAT CANT BE TRUE SINCE RADAHNS NOT GAY
>>486781439>"his curse is nascency">gets btfo>"uhhh actually his curse is gold. it's like, his curse is pure gold. even though he abandoned gold order fundamentalism and he's the one who created unalloyed, pure gold much later after his birth. you just don't get it anon retard"ok man. nice talking to you
>>486781804he's so cute...>>486781905based
>>486781804>needs Radahn to die>Radahn doesn't die>decides to get diddled by Mohg anyways (who he also needs to die) despite having no way to get those two to die on his own, leaving his plan completely dependent on total strangersMiquella is a fucking moron, I bet unalloyed gold isn't even his, Marika or Godwyn gifted it to him but his retarded child mind made him think he came up with it.
>>486781879>/fsg/ is weirdnigga take a look around at where you are
>>486779604
>>486782075A pouch? Like a kangaroo?
>radahn loses to a nobody named margit>radahn wins against the stars (his imagination)>radahn loses to malenia>radahn loses to tarnished>radahn loses to tarnished againWhy did miquella pick such a jobber to be his lord?
>>486780138>>486781505>>486781101Why you dont Finger Severer in these kind of situations?You're forcing the host to either kill you or enter the boss fog, you can leave whenever you want
>>486768501>Malenia finishes the "it's hotter if the guy is shorter than the girl because then she could cuddle him like a teddy bear" rantshe basically has to accept this by default though unless she marries a relative, dragon, or tree sentinel.
>>486781878>Connection error when he's falling downPFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING BASED
>>486782169Just a meme phrase about the belly bump biofems have. It makes trannies seethe and be passive aggressive or just aggressive for some reason.
>>486782075There was literally a cut scene where we would see both of the naked. Not only Radahn was going to put many demigods inside Miquella, we were going to catch them on the act.
>>486782407Yeah, Miquella would never rape a female. Only males.
Marika is a whore
>>486782240Because the stupid motherfuckers who made this dogshit game somehow saw fit to make it so using the black crystal gave full rewards to the host for doing nothing
>>486782451everyone in this picture should leave the internet
>>486782451its not a uterine pouch its just belly fat on woman with no discipline
>>486782223All the demigods are jobbers hell even ranni jobbed to herself lmao. Even marika jobbed to the elden beast. This is why goldmask is the one true answer. He just T-Posed like a chad until he died
>>486782407That creator loves mind control and shota, it was inevitable.
>>486782407It's the female fantasy.
>>486782604If he was a chad and right why did he die?
flat stomach used to be the beauty standard for women but now vapid twitter whores are trying to convince people that their lard is a unique female body part that they should be proud of
>>486782240finger severing = admitting defeatOkay maybe I can't kill the host, but now the game has changed. If I can't kill him, I need to waste as much of his time and make it clear that he can't kill me. Host runs into the boss fog after wasting 20 minutes chasing me through the level? That's a victory. "afk" (most of them aren't even afk) host dcs because I hide somewhere in the level and take up an invader slot? That's a victory.
>>486782407>no sound'tis over
>>486782503black knives, albinauric arches, needle knights, cleanrot knightssorry bro but your headcanon is wrong. miquella loves women.
>NOOOOOO I don't want unconsented PVP it hurts muh feefees>NOOOoooO you can tell me that shields are easy mode. Actually, rolling is easy mode you just don't get it you filthy chuds>Waahhaha wahhaha I got filtered by bloodborne because that game told me that shields are for pussies>WAahhh I hate elden ring because the enemies are too aggressive Look at this casual scrub complaining about the souls series because its too hard for him.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZrDoVBLiw8&ab_channel=PlagueOfGripesThis is the kind of people who seethe at PVP 24/7
>>486782507Okay?Why you care if the host gets the reward?Just leave if you're facing a cancerous situation>>486782764Your time I guess
>>486782407>>486782503>>486782625>>486782689Okay now explain all of the cuntboy rarahn art or the josou seme art of miquella topping radahn
>>486782778They usually add the sound and voice overs later.
>>486782407god i wish i was a woman so i could be miquella's cum dump
>>486782093Curses stem from the negative side effects of gods anon. Malenia had the rot god, messmer had the base serpent. What god did miquella have anon.
>maxed out body slidersJesus ChristHe's so big
>>486782764wasting his time... also wastes your time. the only victory is the host's death, everything else is cope.
>>486782856The prettyboy topping the uber muscular or strongfat dude is usually for gay men, not women.
>>486771601>>486771601
>>486782503He literally raped Leda explain that
>>486783127 that's her imagination, he never actually raped her but she believed he did because that would make her feel special.
>>486782828that looks like a cool video thanks i'll give it a watch once i lay down to sleep
>>486782407Miquella's smug sanctification is making me feel funny things.
>>486783024All of the art like that were drawn by fujos who occasionally post selfies for attention
Who was the rune of the unborn? Does the amber egg have a deeper purpose?
>>486782828>1 hour and 20 minutesYeah, no
Why is everyone drawing Leda as a cute blonde anime girl?
>>486771601last one i took today
>>486779604It's an alright idea but it's better if it's never ever ever
>>486782407the circlet of light getting brighter is a nice touch>>486783240proof?
>>486783024I know this is fucking wrong because my gf(female(we're planning on having kids)) likes miquella x radahn for that very reason and she plays a male lalafell in ffxiv and poses her character raping taller male npcs
Is there any means of applying Madness on allies? Like for instance, a Mimic Tear with Black Dumpling?
>>486782909The Greater Will doesn't give a fuck if that's what you're implying. It can't even make time for its own daughter and you think it gives enough of a shit to arbitrarily curse some retarded ape billions of light years away?
>>486782909>"from negative side effects of GODS anon">omen curses aren't from a god>melina is not known>messmer's abyssal serpent isn't a god>miquella is just eternal childhoodyou tried man. all good.
Blocking people is really good. You eventually block most annoying fags and your matchmaking is fixed. I never run out of people to invade as some falsefags claim
>>486783423anon… your future sons…
>>486783470>It can't even make time for its own daughterpeople of the lands between calling something the daughter of the greater will doesn't mean its actually its daughter
thiollierThol Lee YayThee O LeerThee O Lee YayThee O Lee Yuh
How should I be building the Carian Shield? Str/Int or just full Int?
>>486783618thiollier would be my bro if he wasn't simping for a f*moid
>>486783765I think that just makes him extra cute
>>486783569There should be some kind of community blacklist that people can download to automatically block these people (we’ll call them blacklistedpeople or just blackpeople for short)
you guys told me that sorceries were better than incants but aside from like carian slicer I don't think any of these spells are better than incantations
>>486783825I like rock throw because it can home in, but gurranq's is better for more straight line direct use
>>486783825Whoever told you that was trolling. Sorceries are pretty much all "shoot blob of color at the enemy to do damage" while incantations have more variety, particularly with all the utility/buff/heal/support shit.
>>486783817Made smirk kek anon good job
>>486782451this is just what female fat distribution looks like it's not a "womb pouch"
>>486783817UHHH
>>486783423you're gonna get cucked by your future sonshow are you letting your gf do that shit retard
>>486783539Horns are literally aspects of the divine, that's very much a divine curseMelina has tons of weird shit attached to herMiquella is golden order like his mother, up until the DLC where he dumps the order and only keeps the gentle gold.Serpents are tied to the divine with a serpent god being one of the bosses in the game.
>>486783618pathetic individual>>486783675full int with standard infusion to buff it with scholar's armament
>>486784102so you're saying if i do a knife hand strike into that area i wouldn't be punching her womb?
>>486783423While I agree there are women like that you need to break up with her. No seriously. My friend dated a girl like that and she tried to whore him out to guys in grindr and get him raped. Don't date fujos they're either normal or deranged it's a coin flip don't risk it
>>486782407It's called being based. Much preferable to female porn artists who pander to male tastes.
What is the most cancerous, meta, faggy Co-Op build imaginable. Just completely ruining Reds that try and invades day.I just noticed the Bull Goat Armors description is literally;>Overleveled Phantom Armor that Carries shittersSo that's what I'm gonna become.
>>486783423Keep doing it so you can blow your brains the future over your wife cucking you w a blunderbuss in bloodborne anonNo seriously do faggots really put up with weird shit for relationship? Kek
>>486782407nice...
>>486783675I built it full str with minimum int requirements
>>486782451>>486782565>>486784102It's not an actual "womb pouch" in the literal sense, the womb sits deeper inside the body. The point is that female fat distribution makes it occur in pretty much all women outside of the supermodels and genuine anorexics. So even though it's not really a womb pouch, it still functions as a tranny check because male fat distribution doesn't look like that and, like reminders that they'll never have ovaries or a uterus, it being pointed out causes troons to absolutely melt down.
>>486784241hey how old is she? and also location?
>>486784317just have something ranged like storm blade and freezing pots
>>486783605I thought the Finger guy’s dialogue implied that the universe itself is the Greater Will and that everything is a child of it. The reason it doesn’t talk to us is that is that it never really talked to anything, we looked for signs or meaning in the universe and found what we wanted. Either that or the GW was a real entity that tore itself apart to create the universe and lesser beings, repeated in the way Marika shattered the Elden Ring and tore herself apart to grant strength to the beings of her creation. I thought the ER symbol sort of reflected this with the flowing downwards and repeated arcs.
>>486783539The crucibleDestined deathSerpent godGolden order
>>486782886>>486782407>become Elden Lord>become Miquella's cum dump and breeding sowFem anons face a hard choice. I do not envy them.
>>486784426female fat distribution happens because of female hormones
>>486783570>>486784106>>486784340She told me before that she's just turned on by the thought of smaller guys raping larger guys she's not into smaller guys>>486784241She wouldn't do this to me either. Why are you guys doomposting my relationship saying she's gonna cuck me or try to get me raped?
>>486784435I also need to be able to kill bosses in seconds. The true overleveled phantom experience, but as DLC level appropriate range so I can get as much Co-Op as possible. Then call myself something gay as fuck to optimize the faggotry.
>>486784131>Horns are literally aspects of the divine, that's very much a divine cursethis is not an argument, a society based around horns will think they are divinein the same way marika's GO will consider anyone related to the crucible fucked up in the head and treat them badit's relative>>486784578relationships aren't allowed on 4chan buddy
>>486784426I have seen transgendered women with a belly exactly like that though.
>>486782828lmaoi was just about to post about this>the game is to fast its unfair and unreactable>you should be able to use a shield and beat everyboss without dodging SPOILER ALERT YOU FUCKING CAN>waaaaaah bad red mani cant believe plague turned out to be a giant plebbit man babyhis "critiques" are so fucking badseems like all the OG souls creators just either cratered or become giant faggots
Does burning the vines brick Ymir's quest? I figured he would be unrelated to it but I want to make sure.
Does (you)r girlfriend post on /erg/, anon? If so, you may be in danger.
>>486784732H-hah... yeah, m-my girlfriend totally posts here... haha... sh-she just goes to a different... school or thread or something.
>>486784479We're children of the greater will because we come from stardust, aka the death of a star, stars being divine ayylmao. Life from death, the same concept that is expressed via ancestral budding and regal ancestors.
>>486784317kys
>>486784732I am a girlfriend and (You) are in danger.
>>486782407Is this what the Miquellafags wanted?
>>486782407whole lotta diddlers exposing themselves on this post...
>>486784512>not a god>not a god, it's just a Great Rune>god>not a godRetard
>>486784027Is stone of gurrak even needed for fth builds, honestly? You have so much variety in damage types with your spells that the ability to deal physical damage with it feels unnecessary
>>486784732>>486784909
>>486784732I am the danger
>>486784578You do know that people but especially women eventually act on their fetishes right? She's going to ask you to let her watch another guy fuck you and if you don't she'll leave you I've seen it happen before with these types.
I did it, erg
>>486784732/erg/? Not so bad/xivg/? Run away, run away as fast as you can
>>486784925Sadly very few of them are this based.
>>486773565>>486773643>Because ancient dragons and drakes aren't the same species.Bayle isn't even a drake, he's a wyvern. Drakes have no wings.
>>486784925>dex rapier buildNo wonder she lost.
>>486784979>>486784981>XX:10:26>XX:10:26hurmmmm....
>>486784979What Malcolm in the Middle episode was this?
>>486785062I just think it's neat.
>>486784646>this is not an argument, a society based around horns will think they are divine>in the same way marika's GO will consider anyone related to the crucible fucked up in the head and treat them badThat is literally the point you're missing in how miquella is cursed by golden order. Marika championed her golden order as a grand blessing but the reality is that it was a fucking curse, just like the divine horns.
>>486785062Eb status?
Did I cheat myself of the fight with senessax if I use torrent?
At these moments I'm so glad there are anons who choose to stay virgin than turn into some beta buck orbiter for insane women. Power to those celibates
>>486784968You literally know fuck all about the game to post that shit you just posted
>>486785306are you retardedthere isnt a single person who likes that thing not even the guy who had to put it there
>>486785301Like EB Games? I think my membership expired a few years ago.
I want to impregnate a messmeryume
>>486784903No, I won't. Sorry, Red. Your time is up.
Do Crucible Knights count as druids?
What's a good martial artist fashion without going full Dane or full bare chest pugilist?
>>486785239Hornsent aren't cursed you fucking moron they're a different species, omens are legitimately cursed and is likely derived from the hornsent's hatred made manifest
Post more Thiollier fanart. Preferablysome thing NSFW tbqh.
>>486785161>picrelso but in elden ring wyrms are snakes and drakes are wyrms and wyverns are drakes and dragons are ancient, so i got it all right?
>>486785452You're a dumbass anon I'm sorry.
Weak as a kitten and thick as two planks, the only thing Thiollier is good for (besides mixing poisons and sleeping) is making bedroom eyes while suckling on my cock like a nursing pup.
>>486774740>best intentions for everyone at heartTell that to Mohg and Morgott.
>>486784974sometimes i just don't care, throwing rock works
>>486785638>no argumentThe hornsent themselves say being an omen is a curse retard
>>486785735fair enough
>>486785673hes not into men
>>486785738Cutie dragon
>>486784981does your boyfriend know you're talking about messmer to random men online
Does Pest-Thread Spears deal magic or physical damage?
>>486785738Get out of here before i post your onlyfans leaks
BOO! THIRTY FPS GAME EXCLUSIVE TO PLAYSTATION!!! scared ya didn't I
>>486784317>>486784635faith builds for incantations and heals. black flame tornado and black knife are also very strong against anything. i also used to hardswap to BFT against invaders to stunlock them but i dont know if they changed it or notyou want freezing pots to break them out of their hyper armour if they are doing some crazy shit and to increase the dmg taken (usually useless since everyone has boluses), sleep pots are also good against them and pve (fuck duo bosses fuck runebears)you can have some ranged ash of war to keep pressure and/or punish them if they are running away or healingi dont know how co-oping is for the dlc bosses maybe shieldpoke with bleed/rot like everyone is doingmost invaders are trash anyway, just by having 60 vigor you'll probably never die to one
>>486785998physical
>Backhand Blades can hit for over 1.2k on a player with a running attack at 80 Dex>Claws of the Night can hit for over 1k on a player with their ash at 80 Dex>Both weigh basically nothing>New Crossbow is instant Sleep Homosexuality, again barely any weight>Falx Can also hit for obscene amounts at 80 Dex with no weight>can have all of them equipped at the same time and a Lightning Mis and just soft swap between them because lmao no weight cost so why bother hardswapping>every single helmet in the DLC adds stats now, the true Dark SOuls 2 experience>put on the one that adds carry weight and other shit>that combined with the weapons weight means I can get 80 Dex at under 150 and still have 60 Vig and still be giga poise maxedThis DLC has absolutely ruined any semblance of balance the game may have had.It's hilarious invading with this and killing people in one or two hits while defense and poise maxed looking like some retarded fat fuck.Truly this is Miyazaki's vision.
>>486785738my roast beef looks like this
DO I HAVE TO GIVE THE SECRET RITE SCROOL FOR ANSBACH TO GIVE ME THE LETTER FOR FREYJA
>>486786173maybe
life would be a lot simpler if girls had cocks too
When Miyazaki decided to copy western developers and implement a shitty crafting system into his game, was this his vision?
>>486786235No thanks tranny
>>486786117>>put on the one that adds carry weightwhich one is that
lmao I just noticed I missed 1 (one) fucking memory stone in my FTH character and I have no idea which one
>>486786315The one he's wearing is the erdtree favor talisman but in the form of a hat
>>486786275they had to fill the open world with something bro
>>486786315The one I'm wearing. Fire Knight Helm. It also gives Health and Stamina. It's basically ERD Tree Talisman
>>486786275he did it to laugh at mmo retards like you
>>486786117>LOL WE ADDED A SILLY HAT THAT HAS INSANELY GOOD STATS XDDelete poise and stat boosting shit equipment from the game
bros seamless invasions are so fucking fun
>>486786305im not trans i just want to suck cock
Writer's block again>End up writing chapter 3, 4 and 5 at once>Constantly go back to edit chapter 2 months after finishing itSigh...
>>486783024Usually the opposite
>>486786372>>486786387huh nice
>>486786117>invade a group last night>they look relatively normal>one has backhand blades>think this is gonna be some guy spamming Swift Slash>he doesn't use his ash of war at all>Oh, what a nice guy--->he hits me for like 1300 with a running R2Such a stupid fucking weapon. This game is so fucking garbage now.
>>486786275What crafting item is even worth the time to do all that
>>486786592
>>486786550Lucky you there are plenty of whore men with those.
brb guys gonna go farm golem arrows for the next 3 years
>>486786936This is surely what everyone does. Surely when that invader comes into my world, he spent several days farming all of those consumables he was spamming on me that gave him that obvious edge. Surely. It'd be a shame if I Chainsaw Macro'd him. This is truly Miyazakis vision.
>>486786005>>486786168Qrd?
>>486787062you're just unlucky, I always invade you when I'm done farming for a week
I enjoy collecting craftable materials yessir I do. This but unironically. Man do I love going on a scenic stroll around Gelmir to collect the good stuff for my volcano pots. I chill with my main man Lusat or whoever the fuck. 5 volcano rocks right there crawling distance from the grace. Mmm that's the spot.
>>486786936bro just use cheat engine
>>486787139>>486787062>>486786936ive been farming for the past twenty years im ready to retire now and spend all my golem arrows in one tenth of an invasion
>he hasnt unlocked the secret rune arc shop that sells golem arrows
>>486787182You have to make cheat engine work on playstation now anon, you have to.
>>486787182Haha chainsaw goes BRR. Sorry, you're dead, cheater. Now I've blocked you. Next time don't cheat
>>486787182no you see that's unfair because it makes you win more often, even though it doesn't actually affect your odds of winning in each individual invasion
>https://youtu.be/dft24Y-WPzMWhat are the lore implications of this
>>486787132Asian roastie that spams her modded character on /xivg/ has an onlyfans and gets upset when people point out how her vagina looks blown out
its ok when i drop backhand blades for my little brother timmy thoughhes literally disabled gay trans black? playing with one hand
>>486787378>Fromsoft reusing shit?>MUST BE LORE RELATED OMG IT'S ALL CONNECTED
Were you turned on?
Messmer was the most fair, non bullshit fight of the dlc
>>486787378>>486787713Elden ring is a sequel to demons souls and the world the ashen one fled to. After rannis ending the setting becomes bloodborne and the land of reeds is sekiro. Far in the future armored core takes place.
why does Fia even kill D
>Leda's face when you betray her
>>486788000wtf just happened there
>>486788000Bro? Why didn't you cheat back? Fuck that cunt
>>486788069D wants to kill those who live in deathFia wants to fuck themi think it's pretty self explanatory
>>486788069because he's her enemy
>>486788000>>486788169
>>486788000lol rekt
>>486786936he is memeing. that is what hes doing. all the PvP fags cheat engine in consumables. I watched some streamer invade in caelid and stand in the pool of rot while spamming arrows at the host trying to fight something and the invader guy used like 8 rot boluses so that he could keep away from the host without dealing with rot.>i could farm them if i needed to, this just saves me time!you wouldnt use 8+ boluses just to stand in a pool of rot to kill some noob if you needed to farm them, they change how you play the game.miyizaki needs to make every consumable purchasable after you beat the game at the very least.also golem arrows do 105 damage, regular infinite purchase arrows do 100. its not actually a big deal. miyihacki should still nerf the golem arrows or make them purchasable.
Why does dragon communion use faith? You eat the flesh and drink the blood of the heart, consuming its power. What faith is involved? It should be purely arcane.Is it for balancing reasons? It would be busted if it were only arcane, thus making katana-users insane?
Why does everyone use a bleed build?
>>486788408it takes a lot of faith to eat raw dragon hearts and believe you're not gonna get a disease
>>486788156chink knife folded 3000 times in cheatengjne
>>486788343Golem arrows have an aoe effect so you don't need to actually aim them and they knock people off cliffs. You're not going to hit rain of arrows on someone for much damage unless you're using the golem arrows
>>486787182>ConsolePPPPFapfpa haahahhahahahHoly shit. Look at this retard and laugh.
>>486788343The difference is that Golem Arrows come with a little explosion so you don't need to aim as well and this also means gravity kills are much, much easier. Not only that, but they become incredibly strong with Rain of Arrows. Yes, it was nerfed, but it's still very strong.You are right in the way they change the game. And Golem Arrows are part of that.They should have never made such strong consumables unless they were going to balance them correctly by creating good alternatives. They're way too strong. You either join the cheaters or get fucked over by them.
>>486788548They're very strong. What do you want to hear? They're strong so people use them. That's it. And the DLC is much, much harder than the base game. And when you go into Co-Op, bosses get like 3 times more health than normal. So it's even more appropriate to use Bleed.
>helping randos with Radquella >Radahn is almost dead and starts beating on host>host’s heath bar isn’t even visible by the time I cover the distance to him and Radahn >manage to pull aggro so the host can heal >host fucking uses impenetrable thorns and dies to the damage>mfwI just fucking can’t with these people
>>486788548 When anons google "best Elden Ring build", it almost always comes up with "do a bleed build!" So people hop into the game thinking they'll do great as long as they have a bleed build, often straight copying whatever guide they read rather than understanding what makes a build work in the first place. Like, you wouldn't even know the term "bleed build" if you just started the game, you'd have to have looked it up to know it. This is fine for the most part, because a proper bleed setup is incredibly strong for most of the game even without understanding what makes it tick, but sticking with only one plan of attack results in problems when it doesn't work anymore.Let me tell you, back when Rivers of Blood was at its strongest, I would coop for Radagon all the time. Easily 90% the people who summoned me for Radagon were Rivers players, and it might have been as much as 4/5ths -- all players who choked on the final boss because they were so used to playing with an overpowered build that they couldn't handle the difficulty being set back to what everyone else was playing at.
>>486788548its a counterweight added for the bloated boss health bars (thanks spirit ashes)
>>486788558A good point. I would counter that their boiling-hot blood and flesh makes them sterile for consumption. And being ancient/pre-concept/immortal creatures makes them impervious to disease and parasites.
>>486765310>inb4 birdhead ishygddtI'm unapologetically PvP minmaxing
>>486788156EAC doing it's thing (nothing).
>>486789513don't act like it's useless, it adds 100ms too
it baffles me that you retards are still playing this game online
ok incel
>>486789574EAC has to be a scam.
>>486789634dont you got some rocks to collect or something
>>486789634On average its more enjoyable on console
>>486789678it really is, I can get 20ms connections on seamless and it doesn't stop cheaters
>>486789872This
>>486790032>>486789678All because some stupid gook in ds3 wanted to point out that RCE exists and forced fromsoft to take action, but it was a known thing in every single fromsoft game.
>>486790178He fucks her to a strong ahegao orgasm after. While she's still sweaty.
>>486788548It's a massive burst of free damage, and the weapons that get it often have zero downsides to compensate for it. The only reason not to use bleed is if a boss is immune to it, which there aren't very many of, and you can still just put a different infusion on your weapon for those bosses and it'll work fine.
>>486789634I enjoy Co-Op. I like helping people. I used to be a dedicated Invader and while I did enjoy invading groups and ganks, I'm over it now with the addition of the DLC. It's beyond fucked. Damage is too high. Consumables are too strong. New Weapons are beyond overpowered. The whole thing is basically just an Arms Race to see who can outfuck the other person harder. I either invader PVE shitters and kill them in seconds or I invade a gank and die in seconds. There is no inbetween anymore. I used to feel bad about killing the reds that invade, but they're still stuck in the endless loop of the arms race between them and the host. 90% of them open with Cheated Consumable spam like Sleep Bolts or Hefty Rot Pots. So now I just quickly kill them and put them out of their misery and move on.
>Fixed a bug that allowed host players to send home invaders>Reworked invasion spawn positionsOh baby>Enabled overworld invasionsOh no
School shooters:>attack people>who have no desire to engage with them>who have not planned nor equipped themselves to engage with them>with the goal of killing themInvaders:>attack people>who have no desire to engage with them>who have not planned nor equipped themselves to engage with them>with the goal of killing themThe only difference is who the target is.
Why doesn't Miquella have a Shadow like Blaidd?
>>486790472He's confirmed gay. He gets spitroasted by radahn and mohg while malenia watches
>>486791075Wild hog hunters:>attack hogs>who have no desire to engage with them>who have not planned nor equipped themselves to engage with them>with the goal of killing them
Is this guy bugged? I told him "I'm not sure", found all his prawns, and now he has disappeared. Even killing the prawns doesn't summon him as an invader, how can I find Moore again???
>>486789513Is there no 3rd party servers like csgo's faceit?
Is fighting with two colossal swords cheating?
>>486791540Its only cheating if you jump attack
Why don't I see constant bait threads about seamless co-op now that it has invasions, arguably better invasions than the base game?>>486788000>backhand blade off-katHow degenerate, even without the cheating
>>486791540gamer dad build
>>486791319He's probably either dead beside the church where the Marika fanatic invaded you or waiting to be part of Leda's gank.
>finish my 28/+3 for stormveil>get no coop summons>try finger>get constant invasionshuh ?
>>486771601just woke up how is everyone
>>486791418Well there's Seamless Co-op which facilitates invasions now. I thought it'd be dead but I actually find invasions faster using it than in vanilla. Only real issue I've ran into is the spawns can be absolutely retarded since the entire map is opened up and the game doesn't know how to handle it.
I just did rennalas boss I noticed whenever she summons something it's ranni's voice and you can hear ranni introduce her like a fighting game character. Is that projection of rennala on auto pilot or is ranni like actively controlling it? Is she just playing vidya?
Why am I getting summoned for nothing, according to hhttps://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Recommended+Level+by+Location I'm slightly underleveled for the areas I'm currently going through but I get no summons whatsoever
>>486791926there's a better seamless spawns cheat table that just puts you next to the hosts
>>486792008Probably too many people also trying to Co-Op.
>>486791782i usually dont summon coopers on stormveil until i buy enough runes to go to at least level 200~
>>486792008>dont get summoned at all>equip white mask and rivers >activity has never been better
>Powerstanced (and I think some regular moves) LGS is the only weapon in the game that can shortcut to the end of its attack chain within one or two moves>This makes it the only viable weapon class for twinblade talisman>Even then the dual hit nature of it might still just barely be too slow to really be fully viable
>keep dying when the boss is at 1/4-1/5I don't feel like I am learning how to dodge this shit.
>>486791782I've had this experience as well. I decide to do some cheeky co-op on my low level characters, and within 10 minutes I've given up and gone back to invading. I think that a lot of people don't summon normal phantoms anymore, preferring to summon their friends as password phantoms. When i finally do get summoned, sometimes the host is just a fucking retard and dies to the first banished knight or gets obliterated by a twink.
Call me a schizo but I need to ask something, is it normal for type b's to intentionally get grabbed? Whenever i do coop only type b's get grabbed and in pvp whenever inescapable frenzy is used the type b just stands there and takes it while type a's run. WHY? Why do they let themselves be grabbed by enemies or players do much?
Why is her sword so bad?
>>486792863From is allergic to making boss weapons good desuAny good boss weapon is 100% accidental
>>486792641I'm going to give you half of the puzzle. Yes, Type B's intentionally get grabbed. Now you have to figure out the other half: the why.
is there any way to deal with people spamming magic while their buddies run at me on a sorceror build? I'd use eternal darkness to absorb their magic but it only lasts 10 seconds and doesn't really fit my rp>>486792641for me, it's type Bs that dodge my vanishing + gavel combo but type As just eat it
>>486792951gaels gs?
>>486793084Break line of sight.>doesn't really fit my rpYou're not going to like any other answer I give you.
>>486793084>Sellen cosplayI hope you get beaten until you only have a sliver of HP left and then tied up to be used as rapemeat by the host and his buddies
>>486793051Why do they do it explain please
what's the point of any light armor when you need every bit of resistance to not get one shot past mid gaem?
>got a disconnect in SeamlessDo these niggers not read the descriptions for the shit they install at all?
>>486792863really hope these things get fixed in a future patch. i had nearly double int over faith but the fire attack was still doing more damage.
>>486792863it's great at rl200 it basically carried me thru the dlc
>>486793498one of mikes little tricks
>>486774781I just realized that the reason he has five heads is that a hand has five fingers.He is literally the Greater Will’s right hand during the time before the Erdtree.
>>486765310This is the fashion I use when I play alone. I don't take it onto Online because of all the people using Cheated Sleep Bolts.
>>486793858>wrong glovesRIP.I was experimenting and forgot I had them on. They're meant to be Death knight gloves.
>>486792057Looks like that won't be necessary anymore; seamless got updated today to rework the spawn positions, works really well.
migrate when ready>>486763471>>486763471>>486763471
Anons please take me back. I miss her...
>>486794029Piss off, that's a PvP general.
>>486794029>/egr/
>>486794026Based heavy metal guy
>>486788548'Cause it's easy. And it does a lot of damage.
>>486794039I hate being reminded of how bad DS2 was.
>>486793401>no one will do this to my type b or me irl
>>486794258Leave the hall.
>>486794029It's not even 750 yet.
>>486794026oh was that in today's patch?
>>486794282I know it's usually better to just move forward with new games, but part of me still wants to see DS2 remade, completed, and updated with all the lessons FromSoft learned from post-DS2 games. Drangleic had some really cool places, even if they weren't always fun to navigate.
>>486794029Absolutely pathetic. Once this thread is done I'm going to make another proper one so we never have to touch your shitty troll OP
>>486794029kill yourself
>>486794531Yup.
>>486794120>>486794181>>486794437Don't worry. Just join once this thread is finished>>486794627>>486794553you mad
What kind of infusions/build should I be going for if I want to do a playthrough with martial arts only, swapping between Dane's Footwork and Dryleaf Arts?
>>486794893>>486794893>>486794893SUMMONING COOPERATOR
>>486794029>>486794978>>486794992This is getting out of hand!
ACTUAL THREAD>>486795058>>486795058>>486795058
i am joining the soldjar one because it's a funny spirit ash
>>486794992>>486794978There is already a new thread >>486794029
>>486794978We have a winner.
>>486795154You vandalized the op
all these threads kinda smell
>>486776631Definitely
>>486793257I know it just feels shitty to have to cede ground, it doesnt fit my characterit really sucks to have people spam roll through 3 magic glintblades, a charged shard spiral, a stars of ruin, and some shattering crystal and then they just eat 5+ carian slicers in a row lol>>486793401no
>>486794992>late by 10 secondsfirst as tragedy>>486795093>late by a whole minutethen as farce
>>486765509I laughed my ass off when Messmer went guh phew
>>486789634Coop is fun
