Miquella Hornyposting edition>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergPrevious:>>487039776
First for the best canon couple
>duel with Leda>put her to sleep with pots and spells>tie her upWhat's the next step of your master plan?
>>487072767Rennala being sad that Radagon left her for Marika wouldn't make sense if like she was in love with Marika instead
>>487072394Nta but my brother used to get nosebleeds all the time
No wonder Messmer rejected Rellana's ancient ass
crystal cafe secondaries that dont even play the game and talk about male vaginas
where are my STRENGTH GODS? do NOT reply to this post unless you have atleast 54 strength
>>487073015Were you palm striking his pig nose every day to cause this, as a good brother should?
>>487073124There's nothing in the game to suggest that Messmer and Melina were born of Radagon and Marika, the father is unknown.
>>487072902i would summon my bro miquella and do things>>487073124i don't think they are twins
Miquella is my friend and is not for lewd. We get high smoking St. Trina Dreamblunts™ on weekends.
>>487073252They have red hair
>>487073201
>>487072653Is this a nigger porn thread now? Somebody salvage what is left of this general's honor and make a new one.
>>487073352Melina's hair is pink.
Reposting from last threadSo I reached the forge and about to say good bye to Melina. Should I finish Farum Azula then go to the dlc or finish the game then NG+ the dlc?
>>487072653Why would Miquella want to look like a woman?Doesn't he know that being a woman makes him a useless onahole fucktoy only good for being passed around by random men?Women are useless
>>487073297nevermind im so fucking stupid i read twins as if they were implying she and rennala were twins and not twin moon knight
>>487073485Pink is related to red
>>487073485She dyed it to impress you.
>>487073241No, I didn't really like him plus Im his sister not his brother so he was stronger and definitely couldve killed me if I did, but like I did try and murder my sister when we were little by smashing her head in with a princess castle set but she lived Idk why his nose did that
>>487073495it doesn't matter, but maybe you should atleast get the bell bearing from the godskin duo
>>487073346>St. Trina Dreamblunts™I would try that. Maybe once I finally kick my Skooma addiction.
>>487073495Do the dlc before ng+
>>487073514As a man, I do occasionally wonder what it feels like to have a dick poking around inside you, or what it feels like to have it shoot goo in you.
>>487073514that's just his curse, nothing he can do>>487073662>>487073951uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
>>487073762>>487073874Ok thanks
>>487073356>single anchor without any kind of jump attack one shot cheese buildholy based
>the invasion experience
>>487074710>one shot cheese buildwar cryroar talismanspear talismanhigh land axe
So is poisoned hand useless as a weapon/poison setter and only useful as a damage buff?>At 60 ARC, the occult Venomous fangs have higher poison and higher AR
your reward for following the questlines and being able to summon them in the end fight is....giving radahn 150k hp and them dying early
>>487074901its a funny offhand at best
>>487074901One of my highest rated signs is like in front of Dane's corpse doing his gesture saying like "good luck,soldier"
my highest rated sign was a horny message in front of blaidd
>>487075031And if you don't summon them they die anywayYou rike?The health buff should like disappear like after the summons die imo
>>487072653>spadeKill self.
>>487074857ok but its not RKR power stance anchors youtube build so its based in my books
>>487075408why are you looking at his ass
>>487075385How do you make a horny message?
>>487075408It's Miyazaki's fetish, he put it in the game
>>487073661I would be more impressed if she was blonde and a boy.
>>487075406miyazaki did it again...
>>487075408I hate how insidious those fucking faggots are. They get off on hiding them like that and I hope they get aids and die.
>using Savage Lion's Claw>wtf everyone say this was good this sucks ass>find out it's bugged SPECIFICALLY on my weaponfuhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ryiKe7wnSMWhat a fucking meme
>>487073201Reporting for duty, to tap that boo-tay!
>>487074857add the 2H talisman to that.
Called in sick for work. My head feels like it’s going to explode.What should my next playstyle be? I’m thinking of going pure caster. How viable is a faith leaning sorcerer build? Fire and blood and thorns?
>I-I'M GONNA BEAT THE GAME!!!>WITH THIS SHIELD I FOUND USING AN ONLINE GUIDE, I'M UNSTOPPABLE!>COME JOIN ME, TRANS_SISSY_GOONADDICT69420 AND ESTROGEN_CHUGGING_CVCKLORD1995 AS WE FINISH THE GAME!!!!>W-WAIT WHO'S THAT??? N-NO THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING>AIEEEE PROTECT ME ANTHONY FAUCI AIEEEEE I DID MY PART AND GOT VACCINATED AIEEE I JUST WANT TO FINISH THE GA-ACK
>>487075917fuck you in particular
>>487076247The new thorn spell in the DLC is beyond broken and one of the easiest ways to trivialize the game, so... very viable.
>>487076247Faith + Intel builds are for losers who invest too much. Pure Intel casters who dump into Mind and Vigor are the best.
>>487076367who are you quoting
>>487075249Ok, but why do you hate Rya?
>>487076436Pure AMD > pure Intel
>>487076367I'm going to start doing this since I also grabbed the meme katana over the ashes. What does the AoW scale off? Pure dex-sissy?
Anyone else worried about Nox bro?
>>487076594yes its a dex weapon
I think it would be funny if Malenia was in a random swamp in the DLC.
>>487072653>>487072653>>487072653>>487072653>Queen of Spades tattooBASEDBASEDBASEDHOLY FUCKING BASED
>>487076635Yeah, put another one of her in an evergaol too and called her Melania
>>487076769kys ranjeet
>bl*cked fags literally act like soijakslol
>>487076912Mohg is a victim
>>487072653I fixed it.
>>487072653is it possible to drop talismans for other players? I need a couple for my build but I've locked myself out of some quests so I can't get em.
>>487076367I summon and talk exactly like this
Nigger dick obsessed coomer libtards are insufferable
>>487077393add a bulge now>>487077394it is
>>487077393tummy
Get the fuck out of my /politically incorrect/https://boards.4chan.org/pol/thread/475141874#bottom
country flags should be present in the whole website so I can see all the scholomos and SEAs posting spades
>>487077393tiny boy butt...
>>487077508I would prefer for there to not be country shitposting in my videogame threads.
>>487077010>>487077439But Miyazaki included his blacked fetish in the game to begin with, with Mohg and Radahn
>>487077508>>>/pol/475145164
/pol/ go away
Should the enemy soldiers have had convos like the ones in Sekiro?
>>487078029They should since they aren't hollows but Miyazaki is a hack.
>>487077454Sweet!>>487077394Would anybody be able to drop me Millicent's prosthesis?
Mohg is the hideous deviant into scat and bdsm, but is an innocent victim of the rapist Miquella, who actually goes around stabbing needles and branches into people, and appears as an innocent and pure hearted golden child Mohg embraces his people out of his own sincerity while Miquella embraces his out of a divine agenda. One casts his own to the side, the other does not. One actually preaches or true love, the other a false love.This level of irony is good writing.
>>487077508>could filter out a large portion of browns just by using a country filterwould be amazing tbqh
>>487078029>Behold, a twice-cursed creature, an omen and a woman!>Aye, you can't spell women without omen.
>>487076494Where was Rya mentioned anywhere in that post?
>>487078132Mohg took in the Albinaurics when the “kindly” Miquella would not…
My wives Miquella and Ranni
>2nd phase starts>explosionwhy are all the dlc bosses like this>>487078398theres archer albinaurics and frog albinaurics in ordina
Rya should go become a sorceress at Raya Lucaria and become known as Rya of Lucaria
>>487078232Answer the question, mermaidtard
>he doesn't have a message with over 500 uptokes
>>487078704I only play offline
>>487078826
>>487077508Nothing would make me happier than filtering every american poster
>>487078607When we're mermaids mentioned wither, retardShe's just gross and naive, I dont know whatbtoy want me to say that I haven't before. I think that people are only counted as people if they cam get the right to exist, and I think her being stupid and unaware and pathetic k3ans that I hate her
I like how the scarlet rot apparently took hold over “even the gods”, and yet it isn’t all that hard to rid yourself of it. Just burn it off, with fire or that one incantation. Or just wait to be brought back by grace.Clearly they were referring to Malenia, a demigod actually born with the rot as an aspect of her very being, not the demigod race as a whole. Or is the rot even more deadly to the gods/demigods? Hmm.
>>487078962It could be more deadly, or it could be that like that the Tarnished is basically a resurrected corpse that like your current body is disposable
>>487078591They weren’t allowed into the Haligtree.They were treated even worse than the Misbegotten citizens. Relegated to be its expendable defense.
>>487079037>the vague dung eater shadowmy fucking sides
>>487079189The rest of my messages are pure dung. I changed my day 1 build into an RL 285 Dung Eater cosplay.
>>487079163The people under Marika’s reign could be brought back the same way the Tarnished is. Tarnished are ‘Tarnished’ because they were once abandoned of Grace. This implies you just had to die to be brought back to full health. Malenia, however, likely always had the rot as a part of her essence, so to speak.
>>487078949>I think that people are only counted as people if they cam get the right to existYou manage to sound more and more despicable with every post. People like you make Rya look good
Wow, Radahn fucking sucks.
I love Ranni.
>lightning is by far the most consistently strong element in the game>lightning pot materials are piss easy to farm, always found in gardens with like 10+ materials clumped together, and with the sound and visuals of thunder and lightning indicating where they are>check the DLC pots>all the other pots require the player to run around a lot or farm enemies with meme droprates>giga lightning pots just require new yellow plants from a copypasted garden with no aggressive enemies around>even the lightning perfume is right there for grab>don't even need to farm mushrooms due to the new bell bearingslol?
>>487079537I took the Bloodfiend Arm pill and just jewed him to death.
>>487078704I have one that indicates how to break the marika statue in stormhill
>>487079702So far this really is "when the fuck is it my turn" the boss.
>>487079693lightning is definitely from's favorite element, its not even funny how much better it is than every other elemental damage in this gamewhy the fuck is being wet extra lightning damageEVERYTHING in this fucking game is wet
>>487079171That's headcanon. Both the Village of Albinaurics and Temple Quarter were under the Haligtree protection. Then, the 2nd gen albinaurics who reached Ordina were taught Discus of Light. Albinauric Arches all have armor that protects them from the frost and are also fond of wolves, so having them on the cold part makes more sense.There's also albinaurics in cocoons on the Haligtree, for some reason.
>try to fight Blackgaol faggot "fairly", get killed in one or two swipes, he poises through all of my attacks, is overall a gigantic fucking nigger>put Giant Hunt on a Zwei and just watch him get launched into the air stunlocked forever until he diesI don't even feel bad. I am so fucking tired of enemies having one grabillion super poise and chunking me at 60 vig for more than half of my health for a single little faggot swipe.
>>487078962There's short term rot (acute) and long term rot (chronic). Chronic infections take a long time to manifest, longer than your Tarnish's journeys across the Lands Between.
>>487079295based dung eater autismo
>>487078704I put PICKLE O PICKLE in front of something in Stormveil, I don't even remember where and it got 999 reddit upvotes
>>487079409But like lots of people have the grace of gold but still die forever though, reight?>>487079424How? How is that weord? Like I don't like her because she gets to be prissy and annoying and whiny and never ever know anything wrong which would get most people killed but she doesn't. Do you like defenseless people? Because that doesn't mean she's kind, it means she's just too pathetic to know betterThere's like that old quote of "if you aren't capable of violence, you're not peaceful, you're harmless" it's like that, shes almost pitiable if she was so disgusting because she doesn't even have any qualities besides her hair
>>487079991I wonder if the Magic pot is any good, I couldn't find any videos of people using it.
>>487080251>gigantic fucking snake that could easily rip a man in half with a single bite if she wanted>harmlessJust because she's not fighting demigods does not make her harmless.
>>487080003Nope. Fourth class citizens.
>>487080439That was an anaoligy I was using to explain hat I mean not like about her physical strength, and either way like even if I was capacity can also mean like mental capacity, which she doesn't have both because she's not mentally prepared for it and also like because her way she thinks is underdeveloped and malformed
horned bairn orbs would look cool paired with black flame.
Would you like to be able to do all the highly mobile anime moves like this?
>>487081115gooning
Is 40 str acceptable for a level 80 str build?
>>487078117please respond bros... I need your aide this one time.
>>487081115Nope. I hate those faggy moves. Even the dragon's dogma moves are too faggy for my taste
>invading >solo host at high RL sitting around first steps>concealing veil>hide on a cliffside miles awayI guess it's time to smoke a bowl lmao.
>>487081378post build
>>487078704
>>487081115Not that much. Sekiro and BB are the sweet spot. ER and DaS3 aren't anime enough on the layer end.
>>487081378Sure, where at?
>>487081256>gooningIt's cooming. Gooning is a dumb word.
>>487081378are you on pc
>>487081115the problem is that if they implemented these moves it would be done by pressing L2 a bunch of times
>deflect tear>antspur fingerprint poking>thorns>bloodfiend's arm (kind of)any other "easy" ways to fight radahn?
Ughhh, why is the academy glinstone staff 0.0001% better than regal carian scepter?I do 2614 damage using Comet with Carian regalI do 2615 damage using Comet with the academy staffBoth are upgraded at their second-highest ranks
>>487081840parry
>>487081840**forgot about parrying oops
>>487081480it is nowhere near perfect. but I'm going for RP over meta.
>>487081840giant crusher lion's claw
>>487081840Has anyone tried endure cheese yet?
>>487081840wild strikes + ironjar aromatic
>>487082101>over meta125 isn't meta if nobody plays at it
>>487081782You could implement special moves within a combo chain, kind of like a fighting game. Certain mods will have special moves for R1+R1+R2 or R2+R1+R2 for example>>487081984You need more INT.
It's actually super fucking gay that FromSoft made it so these skeleton soldiers won't drop their fucking swords god damn it.I love how the Sun Realm Shield looks but I hate how there's no rusted battered sword that I can use it with. The Grossmesser looks good too but using it's just not the same.
>>487081620yes anon.
>>487081594gooning and cooming are two different things
>>487081840if you do anything other than tank every hit without dodging but also not hitting the boss, you didnt beat radahn and you didnt beat the game
>>487082316>you need more intI’m at 72…
>>487082432what's the difference?
>>487082432I have noticed that all gooner retards like bimbos. It's the mindless animal's fetish
>>487082504Coomer is a porn addict A Gooner has gone beyond, and fetishizes their own addiction
>>487081590UHHHH how about the boilprawn shack, PW is erg.>>487082287what are people playing at? I also meant meta as in like, optimized build/armor/etc
>>487082504He posted a Reddit screenshot, that should tell you enough.
>>487081984the scaling probably changes at +10. carian should have higher scaling at 69+ int
What’s the easiest way to farm runes other than bullying shitheads in PvP
>>487082697>Coomer is a porn addict>A Gooner has gone beyond, and fetishizes their own addictionAhhhh. This means Gooner is also a play on words with goner as well.
>>487082606coomers/gooners whatever are tasteless, more news at 9
I wish all women were interned into breeding camps, whores started thinking theyre people.
Reminder miquella is straight in canon and st trina is his lover/offspring.
>>487081840Summon Thiollier and Ansbach , put prayerful strike on a great hammer or colossal, heavy armor, great shield. great shield talisman, pearl shield talisman, golden braid talisman, summon mimic tear. Verdigris discus talisman optional if at heavy load, not going to be rolling often but for some reason I found fat rolling to be more consistent at dodging his combos.Block everything, whenever Radahn is targeting someone else, hit him with prayerful strike and some normal attacks until he turns to face you, make sure you save some stamina to block. This will keep all the summons alive between you and your mimic tear spamming this.
>>487082881albenauric genocide or shooting the bird if you haven't beaten elden beast
>>487083058t.
>>487082384Okay retard just INGORE ME nevermind you dont get any eve>>487082743Oke give me a bit
>>487083212I look like this
Why are the moon spells so crap? I do a ton more damage spamming Comet, and a lot faster in succession. Twin Moons is ass. Too slow.
>>487083305another anon gave me the prosthesis - but if you have the winged sword insignia.... :smirking emoji:
>>487083359from's balancing is shit and they think making boss spells good would break the game
>>487083212what exactly did he do wrong?
>>487083495I hate your corpse and that anon
>>487083557went against miyazaki's favorite character
>>487083589babe please. c'mon lighten up.
>no bro STR is the real easy mode they get lion's claw all INT gets is an accurate, undodgable projectile that converts your FP into -bossHP every cast
>>487083557raping is wrong anon
>>487083729I asked YOU where you were atand like someone else went there and did it instead of me, why would they do that? I was the one whoa sked, why wouldn't they let me do it?
>>487083801Whom did he rape?I didn't read any of the dialogue
>>487083801WHY DO I HAVE TO FOLLOW THE RULES OF SOCIETY?
>>487083359Comet is SUPPOSED to be the melter spell. It descends from Comet Azur, which is possibly the foundation for all glintstone sorceries. The moon spells are just super speshul lore wise and gameplay wise. They’re not supposed to be efficient. Arguably only Ranni’s is the efficient one—and only if you’re built for dealing cold damage.
>>487083557He didn't invite the tarnished to his goon cave.
>>487083929Cuz i'll rape you if you don't
Melina's so cute but has virtually no presence. Why?
>>487083912how am I supposed to know who's who?
>>487083760>5 minutes of spamming night comet and rolling around a retard vs sippy flask smash hammer = dead whoreSTR is the actual easy mode still.
>>487084124I'm mad at you
>>487084096because the game is unfinished
>>487083801It is really rape when he's having sex with soulless puppets?>>487084096Originally the game intended for you to choose your own finger maiden out of many female npcs. Melina was a last minute addition.
>>487083938Full moon has higher intelligence it should be more powerful than comet
>>487083915His potion is just a super date rape drug he uses to rape the bodies of women before turning them into puppets. If you try to give it to Ranni she actually kills you and says she misjudged you and didn't think you were that kind of freak. She KNOWS what Seluvis is doing though and tolerates it because he's a skilled mage and serving her goals in the meantime.
It's poopin' time.
>>487084415the fuck is that naked mage doing there
>>487084131>5 minutes of spamming night cometit took 2 minutes which is comparable. carian sovereignty being a guaranteed stance break at about half health after night comet pelting helps
>>487084096she's what happens when gwyn's firstborn (ds1 form) and velka have a baby
>>487084343Stat requirements don’t mean shit the way you think they do. Astel’s Meteorite can destroy cities and is 20 int less.
>>487071831Malenia kicked his ass and he knelt to her. He's also got an army guarding his castle, along with trolls and Margit. Plus, since he knelt to Malenia there's a possibility she could come to his aid if someone fucks with him.
>>487084140https://youtu.be/wtrtcttu-Hc?si=cShrc0ambVsZncnG&t=42
>>487084383it's even sadder that when you give her the potion she is already falling for you, only for you to try to let seluvis rape her.>The dead-eyed doll lets down her guard in your presence, rather remarkably.>Though she might dip her hands in the dirt, and feign that icy persona...she's a frail, gentle girl at heart.
>>487084096This looks like it could be porn.
>have to summon npcs for boss fights to progress their questlineswho thought this was a good idea?
>>487074714Become a Seamless BVLL and avoid the panhead's phoned-in multiplayer experience altogether.
What character npcs could beat Godrick and take his great rune, lore wise?
>>487084806Me
>>487084806Including other demigods or just other tarnished? Vyke most likely could.
>>487084806Out of the tarnishedDung EaterGideon if he wasn't a pussyGodfrey obviously
Did anyone else notice that if you hit the Godwyn faces in the dlc, there's blood spatter?
>>487083938Founding Rain of Stars is the foundation for all glintstone sorceries. Comet Azur is the culmination of the Karolos Conspectus's study of comets.
>>487084806GideonSellenGurranq(obviously)A not depressed RennalaRanni(she bested Adula)Blaidd maybe Bernahl probablyAlexander probably
>>487084806A runebear probably could
>>487084806I literally had Nepheli solo him for me before, so her, Bernahl easily, Tragoth, probably Okina, Varre... Most of them really.
How can a core feature behave this badly
a noble living a peaceful life in leyndell could be racist towards>Albinaurics>Merchants>Nox>trolls/giants>Vulgar militia>Omen>Hornsent>Tarnished>demi-humans>Misbegotten>Snakemen >Rot kindred >Magma Wyrms?>TLDR anything without grace of goldThere's probably more I missed but damn the GO didnt care about anyone that wasn't "human"
>>487075408idgi but im guessing its got something to do with niggers
>>487085363why would ithumans are the superior species
>>487084731Could be.
>>487085363>GO was super racist>Marika essentially gave up godhood to try to go against the GOmaybe the blackedposters had a point...
>>487072653THE CONSORT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE ME
>>487085363Elden Ring is yet another Miyazaki vame about fighting against fundamentalist religious conservatives. Morgott was a good antagonist as an uncle tom.
Reminder that Mohg just wanted to be loved and the demon Miquella took advantage of that.
>>487085496I remember one webm of Melina being shared here with here saying "Oh Torrent, I have missed thee" while taking his cock up her ass.
>>487085496catbox pls
>>487083760This looks so funny.
>>487085496pouty meli-meli a cute
>out of new character slotsIts over...
>>487085952You'd love the manga then.
>>487085363>>487085472>>487085591The golden order doesnt have autonomy and "it" cannot be racist or prejudice, the individuals who organized the elden ring into the golden order are the one who are racist
My friend won't let me buy them elden ring until it's on sale...
>>487086123Libtertarian ass post>BROOOO NO SYSTEMS CANT BE PREJUDICED THE OMENS HAVE AN EQUAL CHANCE!
>>487086224Just buy it anyway. Buy the deluxe edition or something to flex even more.
Soon, tarnished...Wilt thou be hugged in the arms...of the CUTE serpent, shorn of impurity.
>>487086339ugly creature
>>487086329I tried, they rejected it
>>487078029I just don't know why they made all the enemies hollows again when they had the opportunity to make them behave like actual people.
>>487086339She's so gross
How the fuck do I build death’s poker and ritual spear
>great runes are physical manifestations of literal concepts of the world>all members of the round table supposedly have at least 1 great rune to be considered full members>you can never get any of their pilfered runes and its never brought up
>>487086452Tell him it's extremely rude to refuse gifts
>>487085140Well, yes, I really should have specified basic single projectile glintstone sorceries, since all the single projectile sorceries are essentially smaller and smaller variants of Comet Azur, just as the multi projectile sorceries of superior tracking power are essentially smaller and smaller variants of Stars of Ruin.>KaralosComet Azur -> Comet -> Glintstone Cometshard -> Great Glintstone Shard -> Glintstone Pebble -> Swift Glintstone Shard>OlivinusStars of Ruin -> Star Shower -> Glintstone StarsAs Karalos is the oldest, and the most venerated of the conspectuses, it would appear that Azur is the founding sorcerer of all of these single projectile spells. Founding Rain of Stars was named Goliath’s Rain of Stars in the 1.0, which implies, to me anyway, that the original astrologer was a giant of some kind, most Likely of the culture responsible for all those magic casting golems lying around, which are also fueled by fire I might add. We know the fire giants were neighbours to the ancient astrologers, as well. Primeval spells in general seem to be the basis for new schools or spells, while the moons are something else. They’re not really foundational—but I do like to think Carian sorceries orbit the caster the way a moon orbits the earth.Granted, this isn’t the only way to start a new conspectus, and this is clear in the game too.
>>487086593min str/dexpump intretard
>>487086635I threatened him and also said I'd cry of he rejected it the third time I bought it for him and he still did it for a fourth time, I dont think that he caresDoes the game ever really go on sale?
>>487086632I'm not sure they need 1 great rune to be considered full members. Your tarnished didn't have an invitation because he had no renown.
>the damage of the hefty lightning potsI'm totally going to end up oneshotting people with this
>>487086593they're just L2 sticksyou only level int and then only use them for the still, because the skill only scales with int
>>487086803I bought it on sale last week I think? It was steam summer sale, so a bit special. FromSoftware REALLY don't like doing sales.
>Watch Convergence mod gameplay >Disappointed to see some cringetastic faggot OC kill Gideon Why are these mod makers so stupid and arrogant? I feel like the Gideon fight is an important part of the game, and it doesn't feel right to take away the satisfaction of killing Gideon from the player.
>>487075408Fuck I didn't even notice thank you for pointing it out Kill those jews who worship niggers
>>487086550Shut the fuck up, mermaid bitch
>>487087139When were mermaids mentioned?
>>487086815Gideon says you need 1 to prove yourself like the others as soon as you enter
>>487087139What
>>487085363>AlbinauricsLiterally not humans>MerchantsJews actively trying to subvert the world to the Frenzied Flame>NoxBased schizos directly attempting to undermine and destroy the Greater Will, so this one is not really racism so much as ideologically opposed to one another>trolls/giantsGiants literally some of the only creatures in the setting capable of burning down the Erdtree so they had to go>Vulgar militiaLiterally angry midgets with knives. Fuck 'em>OmenHorniggers; I still don't know if these are literally just Hornsent or people that got "cursed" by bad hornsent cummies stuck in the tree. Don't know, don't care, kill 'em.>HornsentBEHEAD HORNSENT, ROUNDHOUSE KICK HORNSENT, THROW HORNSENT BABIES INTO A WOODCHIPPER. Literally every single one of these deserves to be wiped out for inventing the shaman jar ritual.>TarnishedI mean they used to NOT be tarnished and lost the grace of gold and got kicked out. Kind of like shitting your pants at the country club and crashing the golf cart - they kicked you out for a reason.>demi-humansDo I really need to explain why regular humans don't want to be around literal sub-humans?>MisbegottenI am like 99% sure these are what rape women to give us demi-humans in the first place.>SnakemenI don't think most people even know Man-Serpents exist. A gigantic god snake ate a demigod and started pooping out snakemen. They don't exactly have a rich culture or history of trade. Other than the ability to use tools they're kind of just unreasonable monsters.>Rot kindredI don't know enough about these honestly. From base game I thought they were just all insane rot worshippers attempting to terraform the earth into a gigantic rot puddle since it doesn't bother them. But the DLC ones were chill and just wanted to collect materials. Maybe they were mindbroken by Miquellestor. Squish them just to be safe - rot is bad.>Magma Wyrms?I don't think you can be racist against a magma wyrm. It's not even a humanoid.
>>487087185You literally always mention how something wasn't mentioned, even when it makes no sense to do so
>>487087105Wdym by kill Gideon? Like he dies offscreen to a new character?
>>487087432Show me where mermaids wete mentioned in >>487086550
>>487078704Guess which dungeon this is outside of.
Schizo hours
are great hammers bad? i feel like every time i see a busted strength build its always power stanced colossals and great hammers are just a suboptimal inbetween.
>tfw level 80, +15/+6>actually getting some co-op summons in the DLCIt's surprisingly comfy, I have to say. Everything can kill us easily so we really have to stay on our toes.
>>487087530I never said they were mentioned, you dumb, clueless bitch. God, you are such an obtuse retard
>>487087440They kill Gideon in front of you and you fight another reskinned Crucible Knight. It comes off as very arrogant from the mod author https://youtu.be/pxTqcynqaas?si=_yfnXhWFEzR8Rlzp
>>487087278It's weird to think that everyone there got 1 rune but only you and Gideon managed to get a 2nd one. And Gideon got his second one when he was young so decades have passed without someone getting 2 runes.
>>487081840wild strikes, regen on hit, iron perfume
>>487087617I posted here yesterday about how I nodamaged Gaius with dual blood greathammers in like my 4th try.I'm not even good at the game so I think they're pretty strong.
>>487087391>Maybe they were mindbroken by MiquellestorAren’t they impossible to communicate with according to the lore? Miquella may have found a way to communicate with his sheer charm.
>>487078132>Mohg is the hideous deviantheyheysome of us think he's one hot devil daddy10/10, would drink blood
>>487087391Why did the Tarnished even lost the grace? What even give them the grace in the first place, Marika or the Greater Will?
>>487087704Then why did you say "mermaidtard"? That implies mermaids were mentioned>>487087752Thats so dumbbbb oh my god, Gideons speech is like central and really important for learning about Marika's motivation and that like she never wanted anyone to winTake a look at reforged if you want an Overhaul mod, it's really fun and has newsystems (that like the dlc might have ripped off? Probably not since like modding isn't big in Japan so it was probably more like parallel thinking but like it's weird that scadutree fragments and sealed spirit springs are basically 1:1 mechanics from reforged from almost 2 years earleir)
>>487087617Great Stars is one of the best weapons in the game (for PvE). Innate bleed, innate life leech, good range, GH poise damage, infuseable, takes many ashes of war. Envoy's Long Horn is also a boss melting build if you design it with the bubble spam in mind. Outside of that, Black Steel GH has a decent guard counter build and the Smithscript Hammer is okay-ish. The best colossal is literally just an even bigger Great Hammer (Giant Crusher, or Inferno Crozier), so who knows what Mike Zacki was smoking.
>>487088115Marika did it all. She gave the grace, and she removes it.
>>487087752>It quicksteps>A bunch of unnecessary light effects and reused spells>Janky awkward animations where his non sword arm doesn't even moveModsloppers were ahead of the curve
>>487088153>That implies mermaids were mentionedOnly if you are a retard. I don't know what south american shithole you are from, but english doesn't work like that
Why are the sizes all fucked up in this world? The heads on the graven masses are all too big. How the hell did Sellen’s crown get so big? Why is the queen’s sceptre on display in that one room much bigger than her model should be able to hold? And THEN you acquire a miniature graven mass talisman, and THEN you find a finger weapon that can shrink and grow bigger. And THEN you find a smol Ranni. What the bell.
>>487088271You said mermaidtard, does that not mean that like you're saying like that I'm associated with mermaids? But I didn't have anyhring I said about them so that'd nonr3sson to think that, so when were mermaids mentioned? Oh, they weren't? Wow eho would've guessdd
>>487087974I mean we literally talk to to Gowry and Moore who are both kindred bugmen in human disguises.
A lot of the furniture is obviously too big. Miyahacki doesn't pay attention to detail.
>>487088191>only good if it has built in bleed>>487087913i mean you can beat anything or no damage anything with any weapon
>>487088502Moms
>>487088576It's not only good if it has that but it sure as hell is a bonus.
>>487087752Jesus christ I cringed so hard I made an indentation in my chair
>>487087617they've very good. some of the highest poise damage in the game and good damage in general. people just don't like how stubby some are compared to colossal.
>>487088418You are associated with mermaids whether the word "mermaid" is contained in every single one of your posts. You ARE mermaidtard
>>487072653Give it to me straight and in the ass fellas, would it be cheesing if I rush get the Moonveil Katana at level 35? I have 18 dex and 23 int, with a magic rapier +2. So far I think I can handle anything the game throws at me but a magic katana with laser beams sounds too attractive. I can't even get a better rapier until AFTER I beat Godrick, but that's the boss I want to be prepared for.
>>487088484Gowry talks shit of them though. He uses them as puppets. You actually CAN kill Gowry when he’s weeping to Millicent’s fate. He drops that incantation boosting talisman.
>>487088576Yeah, but what I said is that I did it effortlessly despite not being that great of a player so I think it's a pretty strong setup.
>>487088968moonveil is mid
>>487088968yes
Is the Golden Hippo in the Shadow Keep bugged or something? I stumbled across it with no flasks left and died, but now I can't pass through the fog wall once I went back. It won't let me fight it again.
>>487088153>Thats so dumbbbb oh my god, Gideons speech is like central and really important for learning about Marika's motivation and that like she never wanted anyone to win???
>>487088920Why dis you mention mermaids? You're the one who said it first
>le meta game face
>>487087752I honestly think the idea is kinda funny but it sucks that they don't just overhaul gideon. He has some great runes, why doesn't he just crack them open and grow demigod sized?
>>487088197So it was really all part of her grand plan?>become goddess>realize that you are still under the influence of the two fingers>send your best warriors away so they can come back when it's most useful to you>literally fuck yourself>realize that all of your children are inbred weirdos>fuck it i'll call my normal daughter>have ranni free herself from the two fingers>destroy the elden ring and order her other children to kill each other to keep the GO busy while ranni finds a way to destroy them>calls the tarnished back when she realizes everyone in the lands between is an incompetent cunt
>>487089120You only get one chance. Sorry, buddy
>>487088968No. Moonveil was nerfed pretty hard and isn't that great anymore imo. I have a Moonveil on my level 25 character that I got by spamming the gravity spell with the meteor staff on the boss. I use it to help people coop Margit for fun. Honestly I think an unsheathe Uchi or Nagakiba are better.
>>487088502still better love story than miquella/radahn
>>487088968I heard moonveil is super nerfed nowadayswhat you REALLY should do is go the chad route and go for the meteorice ore blade instead if you want an int katana
>>487087782That's what I'm saying
>>487089140I know who you are
>>487082321what about the weathered straight sword? It's pretty fucking garbage but it might at least fit the aesthetic.
>>487089120did you enter through the front or the back? try the front door if you didn't use that
Anyone else happen to notice that the finger sorcerers in the crypts use the death sorcery sigil instead of Ymir’s? Notice how they’re all withered and cradling the dried corpse of a dead baby the same way Ymir is carrying the baby fingercreeper?
>>487073201Most of the bosses are more fun with strength and it makes annoying regular enemies much more bearable but katanas for Malenia are obligatory to preserve the aesthetic of the fight. I wish there were more elegant fights like hers instead of huge monsters.
>>487089139>Queen Marika has high hopes for us.>That we continue to struggle.>Unto eternity.Like we learn from the Church grace with Melina that like Marika was okay with her followers and children fighting and competing to do whatever. But then like we get locked out with the thorns when trying to actually take place as Elden Lord, but we don't know whyGideon saying that like after learning some hidden knowledge is the first glimpse into her motivations about like the fact rhat like it's set up its the thorns and all that specifically because she doesn't want anyone to win, she wants it to go on forever and ever and ever
>>487089334That makes no sense
>>487089165the plot is garbage and makes no sense but you have somehow managed to completely miss all the tiny bits that DO make sense. unbelievable
>>487089448>but katanas for Malenia are obligatory to preserve the aesthetic of the fight>walk towards her>enter overhead stance and we walk towards each other slowlyits kino
>>487089441Those are not finger sorcerers anon, those are necromancer firing cut content (for you) at you.
>>487089581You also know who i am. We met on /twg/
Having finally fought Mesmer, he's horseshit. I died about two dozen times, finally noticed there was an NPC summon sign and killed him that very attempt once I did it, but his kajillion hit 100% delayed combos are just bull. I do not know how you're meant to dodge them because I couldn't, I had to use a shield, and doing that basically puts you on a timer since you'll still take damage if you do that. It seems like there's frame or near-frame perfect timings for every single one of his attacks and if you don't memorize it somehow you get 60% of your health chunked off.
>>487088153>Gideons speech is like central and really important for learning about Marika's motivation and that like she never wanted anyone to winAnon just because a character says something it doesn't mean it's true
>>487089674Again, when were mwrmaids mentioned for you to say that?
Who is best boy and why is it Moore
>>487089448Katana Unsheathe is basically a colossal charge attack but twice as fast and with more range if the weapon is the Nagakiba.
>>487089750Rya hater = mermaidtard
What about me, do you know who I am?
>>487073201Number big, big is good. Though to be fair this guy must have been using a soreseal or something
>>487087391I hate horniggers so much. Seeing that poor tortoise with horn disease makes me sad. How do we glass this sickness out of existence?
>>487089712Actual skill issue. You can parry a bunch, you can use the Sekiro tear and block-counter him, you can literally jumping R2 him into stance break, use dual curve sword cheese on him, etcHis moves are very telegraphed and easy to learn after like 10 minutes of practice. Honestly one of the only NON bullshit bosses in the DLC for me.
>>487089712git gud
>>487089730Okay? It's one of the better things we find thoughLike by that logic you can't trust like literally anyrhing because anyrhing could just be any characters theory on itEverything is headcanon anyway but like it's one of the more interesting hints or like things to pull from, I think losing his speech loses like a lot of interesting things about Marika and like the whole thing, atleast for me>>487089845What does that have to do with mermaids?
>>487089448You can just infuse a large club or zwei for the str experience on any other build.
>>487089501Why would Marika want any of that? She wants the strongest to be Elden Lord, that's about it. Gideon's weird headcanon that>A tarnished cannot become a Lord. Not even you.
>>487089845Also not to mentione that Rya wasn't mentioned in the post either
>>487087752>"hmm i wonder what this ancient warrior likely warped by the crucible looks like under the armor">generic human with onions beardthe self insert is painfully obvious
>>487089947I absolutely refuse. I've brute forced the rest of the game and I'm not stopping now.
>>487090043After using Giant Hunt Zwei to delete uppity humanoid bosses and NPCs I can't go through a playthrough without it anymore. I always keep a pocket Giant Hunt Zwei spec'd to whatever stat I'm soft-capping.
>>487090087is wrong, because you clearly do become elden lord. As Marika willed
>>487090087Idk it works with my headcanon but my headcanon requires a lot of not specifically said things to be true so I'm probably whinyEither way though, I like the peech
>>487090003I see it more as Gideon losing his mind because he dedicated his entire life to becoming elden lord just for some no name to appear and take that from him. If Marika really wanted things to stat how they were forever she would have taken the grace from us after we get the second rune.
>>487089712Man I don't feel bad for pirating this game at all, everything I read and hear sounds like I'll drop it once I reach the endgame bosses.I couldn't even reach any boss in the Dark Souls 3 dlc, the normal mobs were too much for my full build character with 60 faith and all the best equipment / miracles.And ER seems harder. Margit alone could have been one of the later DS3 bosses.
>>487089164That mod adds in loads of new spells l, Gideon would be great using them instead of another Crucible Knight
FFS I'm gonna have to completely re-explore the Shadow Keep. I can see that there's two other areas that branch off from it, but the storeroom is such a fucking rat's nest I cannot for the life of me remember where I've been and where I've checked so I have no fucking clue how to get there. Rauh here I happened to stumble into. I guess I'll do it, and then I'll have to re-run the Shadow Keep. I can't keep that place fucking straight, it's is the first place in this entire game I'm actually lost.
>>487090091OOPS!!!! >>487086339 >>487086550It's insane how retarded you are. You must be high on prescription meds 24/7 or something. Neglecting your kid and being retarded on the internet
I genuinely think phase 2 Radahn is complete dogshit. It's unending AoE spam and half the time you're getting hit by swings you literally cannot fucking see. Phase 1 actually feels pretty good since there's a rhythm to it and the swings are at least telegraphed, fair, and parryable. Phase 2 is just fucking absurd. Every attack has AoE follow ups after AoE follow ups. I've gotten him down to 1/4/-1/3 HP multiple times but at that point I end up getting combo'd down because healing requires you to eat a hit 9 out of 10 times.
>>487089712consider acquiring proficiency
Apparently that old man statue in the Uld and Uhl ruins and the Grand Cloister is the one responsible for making all the imps and Crystallians and the portal stones, and his likeness can even be seen in the four belfries. It is clearly the same bearded person. There are also roots on both statue and stone mural, which confuses me. Why would a sorcerer of construction be associated with roots?
>>487090563To be fair Margit could have been put as a boss in the end game and it wouldn't feel so out of place. His fight is harder than everything you face until Dragonbarrow/altus plateau
>>487090773she's just having a regular woman moment
>>487090563>And ER seems harderDoes it need to be posted again?
>>487090773? >>487075249I only take caffeine pills muscle relaxants, and you're a retard>>487090939What are you even talking about? You're the one talking about mermaids for no reason or making weird asusmptions
>>487086103Wtf. Actually cuck shit.
>>487090981If you're talking about some gigantic spell cheese, we can do those in ds3 as well, that's how I beat the Lord of Cinders I just ran naked away from him while shooting miracles for 10 minutes.But fighting the bosses fair and square it has too much bullshit to make people drop the game.
>>487090845Someone has to teach Tarnished how to git gud.
Elden Ring should’ve had an ending song for the credit, sung by a baritone Japanese man. “Sankyu, misuta Tarunishido ai rabu yuuu, eberi taimu yu meiku mi happi ando gibu mi pisu…”
>>487091131>asusmptionssus
>>487091278What?
Does anyone else think the architecture and overall ambiance for Nokstella and related regions are repurposed Londor assets developed during DS3?The mummified, hollow-looking humanoids in the building roofs and the giant thrones seem a bit out of place.FromSoftware has a history of cutting fairly developed bosses and areas to meet deadlines.Bloodborne's development file has a mounted boss fight that most likely matured into some of the mounted enemies in Elden Ring.The Rennala boss fight is also rumored to be repurposed from DS3's Rosaria as well.I revisited Nokstella because I'm trying to find the missing larva (17/18 collected in base game).
>>487091189>cuck does this word even means anything nowadays
>>487090773wtf lol
>>487091131>muscle relaxantsIs that what you call your xanax?>You're the one talking about mermaids for no reason or making weird asusmptionsDid you seriously think he was me replying to myself?
>>487091365What? What? What? Shut the fuck up whore.
>>487087782i dont think its clear that everyone in the roundtable hold has a great rune, or even anyone but us. its not even clear that gideon has any, as far as im aware the only other person with two confirmed great rune was vyke. even then, when we kill vyke in the gaol he doesnt drop any so who knows. i dont really see diallos or fia claiming their own rune so many the rules are different for everyone.
>that fucking fire knight camping near hilde summon that use long range push the moment he goes aggro>his fucking fire snake is long ass too>fucking keep dying because of that fucking long range push killing zone>your fire snake has shit for distanceFucking fire snake sucks for mid to long range
are you guys ok
>>487091460I dont even know what you're talking about eight now, I'm just asking why you mentioned mermaids>>487091474Kill yourself, I'm not a whore, you're a shitcunt pig
>>487091647No, I'm lonely and sexually frustrated.
>>487090845People still don't understand that Margit is slightly overtuned to be the "Welcome to not-Dark Souls" boss. The next overwhelming boss you're likely to encounter in Radahn; everything in Limgrave, Liurnia, and even Altus pales in comparison to Margit, with the exception of Elemer who can be tricky for people. You're supposed to go directly to Margit like Varre tells you to, get your ass kicked, and realize you're supposed to explore because this is Elden Ring, not Dark Souls. On another level, you're also supposed to unlearn Dark Souls combat and learn how Elden Ring works. And when all is said and done, you can easily beat him at base level with a +0 weapon once you learn those lessons.It's crazy how long the seethe about Margit has persisted.
>>487091647Anon, are you okay?Are you okay?Are you okay, anon?
>>487090563>I couldn't even reach any boss in the Dark Souls 3 dlc, the normal mobs were too much for my full build character with 60 faith and all the best equipment / miraclesI try to be kind and not resort to 'git gud' garbage comments but either you're playing the game totally wrong or this kind of game isn't for you. I don't even know how you'd find it enjoyable if you're so bad you can't even reach any DLC bosses in DS3, but it is what it is. Instead of spending all that effort pirating and struggling through it, maybe just pirate a game you would enjoy playing
>>487091716>eightretarded bitch
the gloam eyed queen was a hornsent
>>487091478I doubt everyone has runes. Corhyn doesn't even want to become elden lord. They are either still considered guests too or did something else to earn their place there like Roderika becoming a spirit tuner or Fia being the local whore.
>>487090737There are two points of entry into the Storeroom segment.I think one entryway is supposed to lead to a dead-end but I survived a jump to be able to fully explore the area (backwards).Prepare plenty of regen, including the FP regen talisman, if you want to thoroughly explore the area (as well as arrows).The knights in the area don't fuck around.
>>487091370Maybe, but it still works phenomenally well, to the point where it is one of the game’s most standout areas.
>>487087752KINO
>>487091227I'm talking about the data-based analysis someone did of boss APM and openings per minute comparing DS3 and Elden Ring, which suggests that Elden Ring and DS3 bosses are equally active but you have more openings to play the game in ER.
>>487091716You get high on xanax and alcohol and browse mermaid pics on pinterest every day
>>487091647No, I'm playing this because I don't know what mods are screwing up my Resident Evil 4 Remake playthrough. I manage to play a chapter fine but it gets stuck on loading the next chapter as if something was wrong, but I like all the mods I don't wanna drop any
>>487091647Both the game and its community are mixed bags. The game itself is mostly good, however, while the community is mostly ass. Still, I can't help myself and keep coming back here. And I'm not better, I'm only ever here to bitch.
>>487091778Its a typo, you know what it meant>>487091943When were mermaids mentioned?
>>487091869>The knights in the area don't fuck around.NTA, but the knights are what I'm least looking forward to as a level 80, +15/+6 character. I've got a big 2h weapon, but it takes more than a charged R2 to stagger them at my level.
Licking golden sap off Radagon’s abs
>>487091370>Does anyone else think the architecture and overall ambiance for Nokstella and related regions are repurposed Londor assets developed during DS3?I think the underground night city ambiance is new and purposeful. But the architecture I think was repurposed. In addition to the skeletons on the roofs, there's the giant skeleton on the chair ,etc
>>487092074stop making typos dumb bitch
PvPscholars do I switch to a clawgrip so I can move the camera while sprinting? Or is there an alternate button layout?
>>487092234Yes
>>487092185You'll read it anyway>>487092234Hold circle with your thumb like normal and just pull down your index over your thumbnail and move the camera with like the side of your index like where the cuticle is about
>>487091739>Margit is slightly overtunedHe's only introducing the fact that bosses now roll-catch in the game. That's literally it. Outside of that he's easy. I sort of agree with you that if you get totally shredded, its the game's way of telling you to explore. But honestly I thought the way the game was telling you that was by having you run into Tree Sentinel right outside of the starting Limgrave area. He even has a one shot (shield slam) that is way more frustrating for new players than anything Margin does.
>>487073201its basic edgy, but I still like it
>>487091752DS3 was just particularly hard to me, I loved DS1 and 2.DS2 in particular is like top 5 favorite games for me.Elden Ring feels like a next gen remake of 2 in some ways, I just dreading the moment it gets HARD with fast bosses that shoot a million fireworks and swing a sword with the strength of a planet.I enjoy the adventure and roleplaying more so than the bosses I guess>>487091739Now that you mention it, yeah. Every other boss I'm fighting is way more manageable and "actual tutorial boss in Dark Souls" level, like the Pumpkin head or Leonine Misbegotten, the latter I killed at my first try.
>Abyssal Woodsman what a fucking empty shit zonestill better than the whole cerulean coast lmaofuck """"""""open world""""""""""" fucking meme
Mermaids?
>>487092438>Hold circle with your thumb like normal and just pull down your index over your thumbnail and move the camera with like the side of your index like where the cuticle is aboutThat is fucking awkward and retarded. What kind of disgusting alien fingers do you have that they're long enough for that to be more comfortable than the normal claw
>>487091716kek only a femoid could get this emotionally touched
>>487073201Giant's hunt zweihander since I got them
>>487092639They arent, I just feel uncomfortable using my middle or ring finger to press the triggers so I do it, yoy don't need long fingers at all to do itIt hurts kind of after awhile, rhw side of your finger starts hurting but it's fine, the game is fun enough to cancel it out>>487092673It's not "emotionally touched" to call you stupid, you're the one getting mad about being called dumb because you are
>>487092074>When were mermaids mentioned?Still pretending like you aren't mermaidtard?
>>487092234The real smoke weed everyday 420 holla holla get dollar MLG pro gamer answer is to get a controller with paddles and bind sprint/dodge to one of them. I also like to bind Y+RB and Y+LB so I can two-hand either my main hand or off-hand weapon in an instant.
>>487092565There’re lot of big and ancient trees there.I dunno if that’s on purpose but they modify the Scadutree light and wandering there seems very eerie when shadows move as if there were coming from moving trees
>>487091647
>>487092870That outfit?One word "yikes"
>>487092234I'm trying claw and my thumb already fucking hurts.
>>487092979Oh wow look, the first time mermaids were mentioned was hereIf the first and only time they were mentioned was you, wouldn't that mean that you were the one associated with mermaids instead? And you're retarded, so
Does black dumpling activate from madness triggering or any buildup?
>>487092493Maybe it's more accurate to say that he's designed to exploit bad habits with less leniency. He's really not that threatening UNLESS you don't know how to play the game and panic roll everything like it's DS3, in which case you'll eat a lot of full 2- or 3-hit strings. His dagger follow-ups are also a very obvious attempt to get the player to stop attacking boss when they think>Oh, the boss isn't doing an animation>That must mean it's my turn!They're extremely weak, but if you can't stop yourself from touching the hot stove you'll end up melting your HP for nothing.I think they really triple dipped with the tutorial boss in Elden Ring. Grafted Scion might be the hardest tutorial boss in the series, bizarrely. You have nothing when you fight him. Then there's Tree Sentinel, and then there's Margit, who both encourage you to do the same thing, but in different contexts.
>>487093272YAWN. Drop the act, sweety. You ain't fooling anyone
yo mohg would lowkey be kinda sexy as a female ngl
>>487093412My point is there's no act needed, ther wasn't anyhring about mermaids said, there's nothing to or to not act on or like anyrhing
anyone else enjoying seamless coop invasions? You can invade with modded fashion
>>487093541Your brain is so insanely illogical and not in a cute girl way, just in a crazy retard bitch way
>>487093548>tranny hornslmao
>>487093683So imagining patterns and inventing imaginary mermaids that were never talked about is a normal brain?That's called schizophrenia
>>487093548I thought using mods locked you to only play with people with the same mod?
>>487093792>imaginary mermaids that were never talked about is a normal brain?That's from your /twg/ posts that you are pretending don't exist. I know exactly who you are and you know who i am
>>487093917Again, when were mermaids mentioned?
>reinstall elding after 2-3 months>make a new wretch character>spend an hour running around gathering materials>kill the big dragon for 90k runes>level up vigor to 30, now i'm ready to play>enjoy the game for 10-20 hours until i reach the grand lift>game says congratulations on beating the tutorial>enemies will now do 2x damage and only take half damage >quit and uninstallTHE CIRRRCLE OF LIFFFE
>this thread
>Be me >Be Elden Ringing>Be about to touch the DLC>"Boy oh boy i bet the DLC is gonna take place in that Radahn festival land, there is no way From is gonna leave that place as such an empty fucken asshole">Mfw the DLC takes place in an entire new land>Mfw they made not one, not two, but three more empty fucken assholes
>>487093992Retard
>>487094042
>max casting speed with radagon icon>adjusted spell scaling with carian glintstone using sword sorceries is 334, 39 below regal at 80 int>makes better use of cold weapons>already at the soft cap for magic infusion, gain less than 30 AR if i try to shoot for 80 int>scholar's armament on keen weapons outdamages magic infusion(but not by much to be honest)seems good to me.
>>487094178So they weren't? If you don't say when they were mentioned before the first time they were mentioned (which yes I know is a retarded phrase, that'd the point) then I'm just going to assume you know that they weren't
>>487093809Cosmetic mods that include "parts" that replace armor is completely client sided. You can still play with anyone even if they don't have it. As long as you aren't using mods that modify the regulation.bin file.
>>487094042So did you keep leveling your VIG>>487094360I wish buffs were just a little bit more efficient
>>487081271pls respondI'm thinking>vagabond start>50 vig>10 mind>19 end>40 str>15 dex>9 int>9 faith>7 arcane
Yea fuck this fight. Maybe I'll come to like it more as I do it more but phase 2 feels like pure shit.
what's the most Melina thing to do?
>>487092565The legacy dungeons didn't blow me away, Belurat has too many weak filler enemies.The other districts of the Shadow Keep were too short & mostly uneventful.I also think the state of the unveiled Enir-Ilim we encounter is inconsistent with the story behind it.
>>487093548It's objectively better than vanilla in every way.
>>487094361That's who you are>hey, steve>WHEN DID I EVER SAY "STEVE"?Btw you posted in this exact same way on /twg/. There is no one in the world who's obtuse and retarded in the same way as you
>>487088502>these are your MILFs for the night
>>487094790So you admit that I'm right since like I literally just said >>487094361, thank you
>>487094058elden ring warned us about the women
>>487094685Read you bible bedtime stories
>>487094873>make up illogical and unrelated victory conditions>claim victory when i don't engage with your retardationNo wonder your baby daddy left you. Who would wanna be with such a crazy bitch? It's also best that your kid gets raised by your grandparents so it doesn't turn out like you
>>487094795>>487088647Please. Ebrietas is a dainty young lady, she's not a MILF
Is there no big cutscene at the end of the dlc? Just the memory?
>finally beat consort Radahn>feel no satisfactionIt was like a mid ending to a good DLC. Great sound track though, I could listen to that all day.
>>487095078It was a really simple task, youre the one who chose not to do itAnd he died you retard
>>487095313>It was a really simple task, youre the one who chose not to do itPost your titsIf you don't do it then i win the argumentIt's a simple task
He was always meant to be.
>>487073124>>487073352Messmer and Melina were born from asexual reproductionMessmer has red hair because the fell god cursed him upon his birth, the side affect being imbued with the giant's flame.Melina's pinkish hair is also proof Radagon isn't their father while still harboring the trait of being able to control the giant's flame.
>>487095292free will is like, the worst thing thats ever happened to me
>>487095292>What could you possibly get out of it?I get to double team him with Radahn for the next 1000 years.
>>487095159I still don't know how I feel about the dlc. I really liked the lore regarding marika, messmer, the hornsent, shamans, etc. And I liked the friendly npcs we met along the way, but I just didn't care about everything related to miquella and trina, and I didn't enjoy phase 2 of the final boss. I just feel kinda underwhelmed by it. The lion dancer will probably be my favorite elden ring boss of all time aside from Godrick maybe. I really like the ambient tracks once again, and I thought lion dancer, rellana, and miquella/radahn had really fun soundtracks as well.Feels weird for elden ring to end this way ig.
>>487095410Except that's different because it's not relevant to the conversation, retardIf you're claiming there's mermaids, then point them out
>>487092565They clearly ran out of time and had Tanimura try stitching something together again to less than pleasant results
are there any ways or webms to show ways to beat gank squads? shits impossible
>>487095891yeah for sure man here you go
in today's episode of elden ring soap opera...!new shocking revelations...!
is the rot hound the only spirit that can do scarlet rot, besides mimic tear?thinking of changing to the hound or stick with the jelly and the normal poison
>>487091370Nokron was a underground city full of shamans and albinaurics (silver/ayy blood).This city was holding the fingerslayer blade, able to strike gods and the great will itself. Next to it was Nokstella, an even deeper city, connected to the lake of rot, land of the scorpio deity, astel.Manus Metyr over Metyr, the finger shadow bound deity.Manus Celes over Astel, the scorpio poison deity.As if fingers entities were god creators, and scorpio entities were god killers.
>>487095679tits or gtfo whore, let's bring 2007 back
>>487095627>The lion dancer will probably be my favorite elden ring boss of all timeWhat the fuck is wrong with you?
>>487094058Why is Trump monitoring this thread?
>>487096048I haven't said anything about my sex either also too, retardLiterally all I've said or asked is why we're mermaids mentioned?
>>487095679If you don't understand it by now then you never will. You are obtuse beyond all beliefYou are obsessed with mermaids because of a dream you had as a childYou are retardedThat's why you are called mermaidtard
>>487096280did i fucking stutter, tits or gtfo
i'm lost why are we talking about mermaids in an elden ring thread
>>487095627I still give the DLC like a solid 8/10. It was still a fun experience but the final fight was an underwhelming finale. As for the world stuff, I also liked exploring these new lands like the cerulean coast or village of the shamans and simply making my own thoughts on the lore from it. Boss soundtracks, including the last one, all felt good to great for me.
>>487094370Nice. Is there any mod that cleans the cloth armors in this game? Almost every cloth option is full of shit mud and blood
>>487096127Mostly from a visual design and soundtrack standpoint, but I also thought it was a fun boss to fight idk. I just wish the lion hat was a weapon instead.
>>487095627>Like the worst boss in the DLCIt looks cool but it feels like fucken ass playing against.
>>487095973kek
>>487096359I dont know>>487096292Nothing that was said implied about any od that, all I said was that I said was that I put a sign in front of Dane>>487096338Kill yourself
the dlc is a 5/10. visually interesting but somewhat tedious areas (and the fact that 60% of them stem from one hidden spot in shadow keep), only like 3 memorable bosses (many without cutscenes), absolute butchering of lore, what the fuck man
>>487096280>I haven't said anything about my sex eitherWhy are you like this? You don't need to tell anyone, it's easy to see that you are a foid from reading your postsIt's honestly baffling how often you post>i never said>i never mentionedAnd it's always completely irrelevant every single time
if we are talking about mermaids...how do you fuck a mermaid?can mermaids be fucked?can you convince a mermaid to be fucked in a French maid outfit?can you fuck a merman?how do you fuck a merman?so many questions, so few answersDLC could have been about mermaids and mermen, but NOOOO, miyazaki had to spoil the fun with his bullshit kinks
>>487095992Marika is so lucky
>>487096727Oh right rellana and putrid knight didn't get cutscenes.
>>487096001Finlay?
why does the lion dancer have two sets of teeth? it's not even the person underneath's teeth because they control the first set of jaws
>>487096738Like what? And no it isnt, retard I just post how I post everyone posts different there's not sexed posting typesAnd what? Your second apt makes no sense
If they can graft people into jars they can probably graft a fish and man just saying
>>487096747You don'tNoNoNoYou don'tMermaids are all aesexual, not like from a sex standpoint but like preferences
I wish classes had more impact. I know Mike wazowski wanted people to be able use everything single thing but it allows people to be fast light rolling bhs poise-blobs with hyper armor when getting invaded or when invading.
>>487096873rellana, gaius, putrescence, avatar, bayle, romina, metyryou can argue that something like bayle flying in is a "replacement" but in comparison to placidusax's cutscene + intro it was very lacking
>>487097130Mermaids can have penises?
>>487096359A mentally ill chick who's obsessed with mermaids earned the nickname "mermaidtard" because she used to post off-topic mermaid pics on /twg/ and she talked about how she hoped for a mermaid faction even though it made no senseShe now posts here and i recognized her when she started hating on Rya
what annoying weapons / ashes of wars should From nerf?for me its still RoB
>>487097172Male mermaids, yes
>>487096553hes fair and has only one pair of moves that are hard to distinguish in time. there are a few bosses that are way worse.
>>487097185Warhammer has mermaids in it
>>487095627Ymir and his associated boss offered the most interesting perspective in this DLC.
>>487097230Scary thought what if you're a male mermaid swimmingg around and your pebis gets caught in some seaweed b ro
>>487097210shield throw one
>>487096960i assume its the skull of a giant hornsent that's within the lion skull/costume. might be a bizarre way to revere warriors or something
>>487097374Not how it works
>>487095474Why is Godwyn half naked like Radagon?
>>487097185What is the link between mermaids and Ryahate?
>>487097501Oh it retracts?
>>487097318Shut up, you dumb bitchhttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/397955863/#397959217Here, i found the post that finally resulted in you getting your nickname
>>487097590probably meant to mirror marika, who is a topless whore
>>487097658you're a fucking schizo
>>487097290>Teleport 2 u >Spazz around so it fug wit ur camera > Shit out a fucka ton of AOE up close I would rather fight ten more Commander Gay than one fucking Dancing Lion.
this the mermaid general?
I'm going to go to bed holding my bodypillow and pretending it's Miquella. I'll give him lots of kisses and tell him how much I love him. I am not alone anymore.
>>487097391yeah thats cancer as fuck too
>>487097614Some dumb foid loves mermaids and hates Rya. That's it>>487097730I'm 100% correct, though
You farm runes by shooting the birdI farm runes by launching the game without EAC and reviving all remembrance bossesWe are not the same
>>487097658Again, when was that ever mentioned in this thread? How is that relevant or at all like whT you're or I or anyone is talking about?
>>487097956420 mohg it brother
I thought Radagon was a better fight than consort Radahn
>>487098061He's one of t he best fights in the whole series imo
What's the story of this game anyway it angers me how I'm just mindlessly going through the motions>It's probably another Souls game about linking the ring to destroy or save the world, or keep the power and rule them allAnd I'm probably fucking right but it feels like a waste having all these massive landscapes, kingdoms with factions, gods, etc.. And it amounts to that again
>>487097963>when was that ever mentioned in this threadNever said it was, you dumb skank. It's you who decided to make a big deal out of it>wtf how is my nickname relevant to me?
>>487098061>I thought the piss easy pushover was a better boss than the actually difficult onewoman moment
>>487097871i wear this
>>487098326What link isbthere for yoy to draw a random line to mermaids about Dane? he has two legsHe osnt a mermaidthe fact that you like wqnt him ti b3 one like means more that youre mermaidtarded, not me
Just fought the Ancestor Spirit on a new playthrough and it made me kind of sad to realize the only boss they decided to give a somewhat unique atmosphere to was this literally who moose. Everything else is just whooah so epic fantasy battle.
HOW THE FUCK DO I BEAT CAPRA DEMON
>>487098384The soundtrack and atmosphere was better
>>487098619capra's optional, just give up
>>487098535I literally never mentioned dane in any way. How insanely fucking stupid are you? I never claimed that dane and mermaids were related, you drooling mongoloid cunthttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/text/Mermaidtard/Here are 16 pages of you being referred to as "mermaidtard" that's who you are
>>487098619Throw dung. Alternatively, seduce.
rya is mid af bruh doe ong
>>487098782You said that mermaids were related to anti-rya stuff ehich was relates to Dane, you're the one who said it
Okay nah claw grip is cursed. I'm rebinding B to a shoulder button. Gonna have to replay the whole fucking game to rewire my brain.
I only poop every 3-4 days and it’s been this way since I was young. Apparently I have a superior enlarged colon. My best friend has to shit 1-2 times a day and he resents me for it since this takes up his gaming time.
>>487099092You don't really like have to use the camera that much, that's why I like the idnex thing I said, it's good for quick adjustments, but I use the lock on camera too much
>>487097210Even after it's nerfs Moonveil is still fucking annoying to fight. The hitstun is way too severe for how fast it's AoW comes out.
>precum came out thinking about discus hurl nerfit cannot cum a day too soon!...
>>487099092Did u draw that
>>487099054>You said that mermaids were related to anti-rya stuffHow do you function being this retarded? You don't have a job, do you? You just play videogames and let your parents pay for everything and raise your kid
>>487098252First was a crucible, source of life and chaos.From it, some stabilized lifeforms emerged.Cosmic ones are Astels and fingers.Then dragons, giants, insects, albinaurics, shamans. Humans are probably a derivative of shamans or albinaurics.Before the erdtree era, dragons reigned like masters. Their divine city is still hidden in the sky, crumbling from long ago times.The erdtree generated a shadow, and an alternate land, where spirits will come after death.But the initial erdtree was destroyed by something, giants, and then the Queen Marika used her healing light magic to cast another one, after most giant were deathblighted.From this time, Marika generated many offsprings, having each a purpose, and some ended up rejecting their divine condition (fingers/grace guided) to find new ways of reaching power. Some even wanted to destroy the erdtree generated by Marika, some wanting to recreate the initial light/tree.
>>487099142Okay but why would you tell us this. Do you brag about your colon IRL you fat fuck?
>>487099294I'm correctAnd no? I post on 4chan mostly while at work on my phone, and like both my parents are dead, how would they pay for me? That doesn't even make any sense
Why don't people like Rings of Light?
>>487099242i dont think there is even any ash of war in the DLC as annoying and cheap as the RoB and moonveilthankfullywell except maybe backhand blade
>>487099462>I'm correctNope. I never said dane or rya were connected to mermaidsYou are mermaidtard and you hate rya. That's the only way rya and mermaids might be connected. I said so many times but you are too braindead to follow
>>487099561Holy damage. Saying that, for shit that's not +80% resistant to holy, the thing hits like a truck. Like it was doing so much damage that it outdamaged Giantsflame on scarlet enemies for me, despite those enemies being weak to fire.
>>487099625You did, you said that the reply about rya thing to the Dane thing and the mermaid thing to the rya thing were connectedYou sont knownany of that, you have schizophrenia
>>487099561most enemies/bosses have holy resistance
>>487099213Camera is killing me online.>>487099292No
>>487099741>You did, you said that the reply about rya thing to the Dane thing and the mermaid thing to the rya thing were connectedNope. You are literally mentally ill and retarded and you conjured up this nonsense out of thin air
>>487099908Okay so you admit that replying the "So why do yoy hate Rya?" made no sense and was a nonsequitor and that like the the mermaidtard thing was a nonsequitor and makde no sense to that?
>>487098619Hold your shield up, let the first dog hit you, immediately roll past the demon's first swing. Run toward the staircase, dodge the second dog. Wait for the dogs to chase you, you should get 1 before the demon catches up to you. Drop down from the top of the stairs, kill the dog when it follows you, the demon should take long enough to drop and recover to kill the dog. After that just learn the demon fight.
>>487095992Kekaroo!
>>487099213>>487099858Why is the camera so fucked up? even on max sensitivity it's slow as shit in pvp. I can't tell you how many times I have to fight the camera while getting chased down by 3 niggers in an invasion.
>>487100013Nope. This is just so you making shit up again because you are crazy and on your period or something
>>487100123Idk>>487100185So you so or don't think that those are connected? It's a yes or no question, also kill yourself
>>487091647No. I constantly feel like I’m being watched, by aliens of all things.But for some reason I am not schizophrenic? I don’t understand.
>>487100337>So you so or don't think that those are connectedThose are not connected. I saw your post and i knew it was our resident rya hating retard who's obsessed with mermaids>wtf why is he asking me -a vocal rya hater- why i hate rya?Get a clue, you dumb sow
>>487091736 >>487091751 >>487091960 >>487092041 >>487093170it's going to be oky
I went alway to watch evo finale and you schizos are still arguing about mermaids
>>487073201I run a str/faith build but use katanas since they are the best str weapon.
Why are horniggers so evil
>>487100608Explain the connection or you have schizophrenia and are seeing nothingNothing about the dane thing said anyrhing about hating rua and nothing about mermaids
>>487100123I might adjust my camera sensitivity too (if I can? didn't check). Just sucks that I was just getting into pvp and now I have to relearn the game or keep playing like a cripple.
>>487100707They're inherently cursed beings. Both hornsent and omens are haunted by fell spirits or malevolent gods, like the fell god of flame. This twisted nature of being a horned nigger manifests into cruelty and depravement like the jars.
>>487100723I never claimed there was a connection. You are honestly the single most obtuse person i have ever talked to. Your skull must be miles thick
>>487100904So why did you say that there is one if you disnt say there's one?
>>487100946>So why did you say that there is one if you disnt say there's one?I'll let you figure this one out yourself lmao
>>487100901Why is magic so evil in this world? Even the minor erdtree guardians are growing trees out of their backs and they aren’t given any spells or anything. Giants had to rip the eye/mouth out of their chests to betray the fire giants, which de-evolved them into trolls or something. Don’t even get me started on Frenzied shit.
what determines the damage on this thang?
>>487101183upgrade level only
Test
>>487101069So you don't have an answer and you admit you have schizophrnia
I've come to realize that I absolutely fucking hate a LOT of elden ring bosses...
>>487101301I should have figured you'd arrive at the most retarded conclusion imaginable
>>487101129Magic in George’s books is evil as well. It works in games such as this. Power has a price, or risk. Even glintstone sorcerers are poking at what essentially amounts to consciousness killing star cancer.
>>487101416You're the one who chose that though? I literally told you like that you had to explain the link you made or that you're schizophrenic, you didnt prove it, so
>>487101227oh fusion doesn't matter? sounds good thanks
the fire monks are literally the red priests from game of thrones lmao
>>487101315It really is Dark Souls 2 2
>>487101543>I literally told you like that you had to explain the linkI don't take orders from you and there was no rational reason to ask for a link. It's just you being a mongoloid
>>487101665t. Schizo
why is it that my poison i put on relanna gets fuckin erased randomly when cooping? no ones using anything to set it away like poison bloom twice
Imagine if astel were cat sized
what are some actually useful int spells for pvp? seems like everyone can dodge them easily
>>487101703*pisses in your mouth*Shudda kept it shut, bitch
>>487101848miriam's into gavel
>>487101848Honestly, night maidens mist is incredibly useful in narrow tight tunnels and stuff
What was Marika's seduction and betrayal?Did she seduce a Hornsent or Shadowlands native to become her lord to usher herself in as a new god?Was Marika pulling out golden strands from the lord she betrayed?
I thought Radahn was a based tradbro, but it turns out he's a California homosexual.
So is it possible to actually criticize boss designers here or is this general infested with git gud niggers who pretend the game is perfect and no expectation of the player is ever too high?
>>487102210That's Miquellester ripping out tranny parts of himself at the Cross sites.
>>487101848they can't dodge gravitational missile for shit in my experience. free aim at surfaces to explode instantly.carian slicer to combo with melee, chase and beat shields. carian piercer to roll catch. gavel of haima to get niggers off you. star shower or shard spiral to pressure. collapsing stars to pull people off ledges. swift shard while jumping to chase.
>>487102210I took the 'seduction' as Marika being seduced by the promise of divine power, while the betrayal was her betraying the Hornsent as she lived quietly in the system letting them build the Divine Gate until she stole it from them at the last minute.>>487102530Depends on which boss but given that you're pre-empitevly whining somebody's gonna argue with you just to fuck with you
>>487101863Kill yourself
>miquella>a b*y>practically has his own DLC>St Trina>a qt 3.14 girl>barely gets any attention>half of her body isn't even made out of girlUnfair
>>487102530Both.>criticize a boss I don't like, based>criticize a boss I do like, get good fucking nigger
>>487102725*pisses in your mouth again*I'm starting to think you like this
>>487099407amazing how you managed to be wrong in every sentence
Are Numen just humans born with high rune concentration? Why do the jar innards have the same mark as Marika’s Rune?
>>487102530FromSoftware painted themselves into a corner by making rolling as good and as easily spammable as it is, it's also one of the reasons why PvP devolves into predictable degeneracy.Sprinkling in delayed swings between longer combos with more aggressive enemy routines is the logical way to make bosses and enemies harder (plus higher stagger/stance-break thresholds).They should've added diminishing returns to the iframes and increased the stamina requirement on consecutive rolls.
>comboing off of your own consumables into the tree sentinel shield is still a thingI could have sworn this was patched but maybe I'm just thinking of carian retaliation
>>487102724I used to think Marika was some ‘golden tear’ who betrayed her creators, the Nox, and that was the explanation for the Mimic Veil, but it seems it was an entirely different culture altogether. The shaman are also a bit ‘gooey’. I still wonder how they connect to the Eternal Cities and the Black Knives, going by Rogier’s words.
>>487096292It wasn't a dream, it was real
>>487103137>makes evasive AoWs on daggers to softswap onto mandatoryHeh nothing personnel
>>487102121>>487102178>>487102661thanks bros I will not give up my mage pvp journey
Anyone else getting a lot more connection errors after doing loads of invasions in Seamless?
>>487103358Shut it, nutjob
https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120765679This seems interesting/funny, though google translate is a bit wonky.From what I understand, the SotE interview about your past and got mad (especially Leda) you were fucking Ranni and not loyal to Miquella or something.
>cool maybe I will try a new playthrough since I'm done with the DLC and play around with weapons I haven't really used>daggers, terrible on horseback, terrible against flying enemies, enemies with good ranged attack, enemies made out of stone>but they have a crit modifier right?>still less damage than Colossals/Great weapons just by virtue of the AR alone>more than 75% of all the weapon categories in the game are complete assThis actually feels terrible. If the weapon isn't big enough to do huge stance damage/stunlock enemies or fast enough to rapidly proc bleed, it's garbage.
>>487102724>I took the 'seduction' as Marika being seduced by the promise of divine power, while the betrayal was her betraying the Hornsent as she lived quietly in the system letting them build the Divine Gate until she stole it from them at the last minute.This is probably the accurate take, what's the bloodied thing Marika's interacting with? Is that the early form of the Elden Beast?
these fucking NIGGERS need to stop summoning leda
>>487103108numens rune is a thing and is worth a lot of runes so maybe yes. marika's rune in the jar probably isn't related tho since numens rune is a separate thing.
>>487103395I hate your corpse
>>487103642>try to help literally anyone in PVE>level 6 skibidi, whacky fashion armor that offers virtually no absorption>they've summoned a friendly NPC and are summoning *another* co-operator>the boss now has one gorillion HP and resistances>30 seconds of eating consumables, casting buffs, using infusions>walk through the fog gate>host immediately gets cherry tapped by the boss and explodes into a pile of spaghetti confetti Jesus fucking christ. IT'S EASIER IF YOU JUST SUMMON ONE COOPERATOR TO HELP YOUTRADING AGGRO BETWEEN TWO PEOPLE SIMPLIFIES THE BOSS. SUMMONING THE ENTIRE PARTY IS ALWAYS A TERRIBLE FUCKING
>>487103862But you love the taste of my piss
WTF I had NO IDEA you could execute enemies on the ground like this. I have 500 hours in this fucking game, how have I NEVER seen this before?
>>487104098Some people are just dumber than most
>>487103925specially for messmer and relannaboy these bosses convert their combos so flawlessly on a dime to anyone
>>487101645But dark souls 2 bosses were good and impossible to hate. They're either well designed and fun, or simple & easy and so you wouldn't hate them.Except Sihn the poison dragon maybe, he's kinda bullshit
>>487104098The spot you have to stand in for it to trigger is very finnicky.
>>487104292I hate that fucking DLC whore with the RNG bell that might summon little faggots or it might summon the giga nigga to fuck you. The only way I beat her was by going naked and greasing up my rapier with the crit gaunlets + Leo ring and thrustraping her to death before she could get off the second ringaling. She definitely killed me like 50 times though.
>>487103625My pure speculation is that their originally just strands of hair from the last sacrifice to build the divine gate, cause it kinda looks like a skull in there. Going off the jars the Shaman all kinda look the same so they'd likely be blonde and maybe also why Marika leaves her own braid in the Village when she goes back. When she's in the gate though the strands of hair start to form her part of the Elden Ring when she communes with the Elden Beast(the wind rushing through sounds a lot like it) and the GW by extension
i feel like applyin scarlet rot is a waste of time
>>487103524Is that image cropped? If so, can you upload it to catbox because 18+ pixiv content requires an account.https://catbox.moe/
Wait I forgot why Ranni sent us down hereWhat am I looking for again?
>>487104592why not an occult great kat?
>>487104685im swappin out a lot so im not really using it more than like a few swings at a time or raptor of the mists jump attacksi might drop the knife though. shit takes like 9-12 swings to get it to proc because i think even poisoning raises the bosses immunityneed to grab the tooth whip but i dunno if that will fuck up the dragon lady quest or not since i sitll need to go that direction
>>487104671Fingerslayer Blade.
>>487104671the knife thing in the chestreality she wants you to get mimic tear to help beat the game
>>487104851pretty sure crossing the bridge AFTER the tooth whil breaks the stuff, but i could be wrong. also the dragon quest is hard to fuck up
>>487104098You do it for the small dwarf guys I think, you can stab them into the ground like a shishkebab.
>>487105097nice ill go and do that then
>>487103336Silver tears might be an attempt to create an artificial shaman?
>>487104948thaks>>487104959it surprised me when i went through the fog gate and saw the famous mimic tearit was funny to see him trying to use a small parry shield to block my charged R2s
>>487105197Vulgar militia
>>487095992Marika, you sly bitch.No pussy untapped, eh?Miquella really takes after mommy.
>Playing a Parry-Riposte dex focused char>Can't deal with the light pillars in state two of lord and femboy god. >Fall to darkness, summon mimic tear. >Forget I never leveled it on this character, lvl 0. >Dies instantly. >Defeat the boss anyway. I did it for us both little guy. I did it for us both.
Do you guys think this is FromSoftware’s last PS4 compatible title?Even if it is, I believe FromSoftware’s next minimum hardware target will include the next-gen Switch.They are leaving some money on the table by not capturing dedicated Nintendo hardware gamers.I know a lot of Switch users also own a PlayStation or an Xbox to a lesser extent.It’s almost impossible to replicate Elden Ring’s commercial success unless FromSoftware has access to more gamers.
>>487105757>impossible to replicate it without more gamerslmaoPS5/PC is all the japs need.
Isn't the giant rotting corpse at the bottom of the Darkroot Basin just Godwyn's rotting body? The one Fia's whore ass sits on?
>>487105987Yes
>>487105757I didn't even know it was on PS4
>>487105757>They are leaving some money on the table by not capturing dedicated Nintendo hardware gamers.Elden Ring has sold over 25 million copies. I don't think Fromsoft or even Bandai Namco even care at this point.
>>487105757>It’s almost impossible to replicate Elden Ring’s commercial successThey easily could. It would only take a sequel, just because of how the consumer mind works. You can guarantee pretty much the entire population of this game will return and then an entirely new population of people will appear, who are playing it because they didn't buy the hype of the first one. It's how every massively successful sequel has worked.Personally I don't trust that Fromsoft has the passion to make another Elden Ring and it actually be an improvement, but it depends on how much they like money.
Maybe obvious but like I just realized like that some of the roots growing through the walls in catacombs, in specifically the undead ones, have Godwyn's eyes growing out of them instead of just running through like normal
>>487106817I forgot the image
why does the dlc feel unfinished?
Should I do ruins of rauh after shadow keep or leave it till near the end? It seems to be a high level area, but I really want those hefty rot pots
>>487106996Empty as fuck areasThe open world was also emptier than the base game.No desire to explore it beyond point A-B.
>>487107125I say do it after, I did it before because like I wanted to maximize the amount of stuff I did before shadow keep but like without spoilers, you have to do something in Ruah after shadow keep and like doing Ruah first made it really underwhelming since I just like skipped like directly to where ei had to go and then left it immediately after doing it>>487106996You know why
>>487073252Gaius' item description saying Messmer is the older brother of Radahn is explicit confirmation they share the same father, given we know they have different mothers. Muddles the timeline a bit, might mean Messmer was born out of wedlock.
>eat shit half a dozen times until remembering dragons offer nothing of interest
>>487107125How do you know there's hefty rot pots there?
>>487107595I looked them up and found out that's where the recipe is
The cross up on that cliff is not this one marked on the map. Wonder if this is of interest to Ansbach (crazy that I remember his name). I don't think I was ever told the hornsent's name?
>>487107985The hornsent is just called rhe hornsent
>>487106996Bad direction obviously. They fell into the Toddslop mentality of the world having to be big no matter what must be sacrificed to achieve that. I have no idea why they thought two years would be enough but even a completed product still would have disappointment, I think. I'm not overly fond of the map itself and I don't think the entirety of it even has as much potential as Liurnia alone.
Stone pussy.
>marika>whore>became god>miquella>whore>became godso its not the ring, or horns, or jar people... its absorbing semen that makes you divine?
>>487074714>Emily>No friends to gank with so xhey used Freyja Sad
>>487108372A husband leads, a wife commands
>>487107985I think that's one of the one's he's interested in.
Hmm i think I will relax a bit by doing some invasions before going to bed
>>487081378(you)
>>487107249As much as the emptiness sucks, I think the crazy amount of elevation differences made it a lot worse. It was really easy to miss a path and be completely bamboozled on how to get certain places.
>>487078586>Tranny and t.ranni Grim
wtf Melina doesn't come back after you quiet the frenzy flame with the needle? what exactly was the point of letting us save her then? I would have preferred a boss battle at the bottom of the shunning grounds with her at least.
>>487109826bullshit platforming was boss battle enough for that part
>>487082432The absolute state. Pretty funny that amerimutts need lube because they mutilate their dicks.
>>487109826They prefer the world to be as empty as possible when you finish the game. Hence why most questlines result in an npc dying.
Radahn was numbsucking my asshole
>>487110547what is numbsucking?
>>487094643Looks good, I use radagons soreseal on sub 100 builds. I just use crabs, ritual shield talisman and opaline hardtear to offset the absorption penalty
>>487110718>soresealOof. I dunno, I'm already pretty squishy what with the limited weight I can have on.
>>487110594>Sucking on someone so hard, usually their asshole, to the point where it goes numb.>”Bro, she numb sucked my asshole.”Via Urban Dictionary
>>487102530Depends on what the criticism is, and how far you move the goal posts when presented with information that contradicts it, which seems to be the national past time of people who have "legitimate criticisms" of the game.>Waterfowl dance is too difficult to dodge for being a move that's behind a 50-60% HP threshold, Malenia's boss fight devolves into dealing with waterfowl dance depending on how often she uses it, and the proposed solutions for dealing with it (frost pots, status effect stagger) aren't so much fundamental mechanics that can be used consistent across all bosses as they are hyper-specific cheeseLegitimate criticism>Some bosses have attacks that have too much tracking, or are dodged in unintuitive ways (like Messmer's spear thrust where he grinds it against the ground first being dodged by jumping, rather than strafing, or having to roll the first two attacks of Radahn's cross slash to your left)Legitimate criticism, but can also be easily adapted to. It's an issue with different methods of dodging being unintuitive to learn and apply in real time.>delayed attacksWe're getting into retard territory here, because this just evinces either an inability to understand the concept that almost all enemies and bosses are designed with punish opportunities baked into their attack strings, or the repeated misconception that bosses can delay most of their attacks with variable timings. Variable attack timings are actually quite rare, and rarely baked into attack strings.>every boss has 360 degree trackingEasily proved false, and has been proved false so many times that it isn't worth replying to at this point.>enemies do too much damageTranslation: endgame enemies and bosses deal more damage to me when I am using none of the defensive options either universally available or available to my build.The tl;dr is that any universal pronouncement that the game is shit usually just ends up being butt hurt by people who never learned how to play.
>debate doing a basic bitch roll+melee char, probably with a halberd and a battle axe, deliberately avoiding bad status vs a meme throwing items only char>Decide on throwing item char>have a great time til I get finished with altus and move on to mountaintops, start getting cabin fever for the other idea againevery fucking time you could set a clock by me getting unsettled, whats awful is I know if I'd done the opposite and played the other character I'd be feeling same way for the throwing thing now on the upshot the DLC promises to be pretty interesting cause from lost their mind and added like 40 new consumable weapons but even still also i wanna play arcane now kinda too
how do I load my current file in seamless?
Ranni was numbsucking my soreseal and now she has aids.
>>487109239>decide to do one cheeky invasion>it's always some Chinese motherfucker with taunter's tongue on ganking in frozen lake or snowfieldYou know, I have to commend FromSoft for making killing Radahn a requirement for the DLC, because it means I don't get Radahn beach ganks anymore.
>>487072902bro, that's just Saber from Fate
>>487110818Why are you running light armor as a str build? You could run Jarsenal for medium/heavy armor as well. Been awhile since I messed around at lower levels but I usually only have 1 or 2 free talisman slots to swap because 2 are on lockdown from Soreseal/Jarsenal and or EF+2
>>487073297what does he mean by "not quite >////<"what happens in the next panel
>>487111720A Crucible Knight appears
is Arcane overpowered?
>>487111814idgi
>fighting for my fuckin life with relanna>host is literally on the other end of the fuckin football size arena chuckin shitty spells the whole time>comet azures for 1 second>she rushes across and bullies him to death in 2 secondslol im gettin sick of these niggers
>>487111864yes
anyone mind helping me check if my name is censored? my sign is down right outside rellanna password erg
Ok guys I'm starting to feel that "Miyazaki's difficulty spike (tm)". I deal no damage and die in one hit. I know how to fix HP problems but I need some help with damage.How the fuck should I build for twinblades?I have Godskin Peeler and Eleonora's Poleblade. What stats do I need for them?I thinking Blood Peeler and Poleblade in powerstance it the target can bleed and lighting Peeler if not.Gonna post new webms now
>>487112015They really need to change the boss agro, its nonsense as it is.
i love str.
>>487072902Leda makes more sense when viewed as an underfucked woman in urgent need of correction. After one session of forced consent she'll be much calmer.
>>487072902>>487112374kys gooners
>>487112339what's your weapon of choice?
>>487111139>ChineseChinks are physically unable to feel happiness unless cheating/ganking/using an unfair advantage. It's an illness. Pity them.>>487112339I just tried great hammers and found 2handed moveset surprisingly fast and comfortable. Can't wait for my STR run.
>>487112537starfist. >>487112680have fun.
We need another Dark Souls II to filter all the retarded tourists.
>>487112423I'm not even horny but all good female characters are and that's fine.
>>487112212ok nvm I got confirmation that it isn't
>>487112015>Your speed: Turtle>Boss speed: Fighter Jet
Idk why the vocals are so weak in this OST. The chanting in Romina's theme is barely even there and Messmer's theme could have been the best ever if they were a bit more prominent.
>>487099142Do you not feel constipated and bloated on day 3/4?
>>487112015The average player in this game is a button-mashing retard, what do you expect?
>>487111380I am using the arsenal talisman, it's just still limited how much heavy stuff I can lug around.
>>487113571>bow in the right hand
>>487099142Pooping only every 3 or more days linked with cognitive decline, research finds
man, i thought i'd have an easy time getting past mohg on my low level invader if i just went with square off + cold infusion and repeatedly poise break himturns out you need to deal damage to poise break for the most part and a +5 lordsword sword ain't doing it
>>487099142"Superior" doesn't mean what you think it means in this instance, anon
>>487113470when does it start being jolly coop and not "babysit and beat the game for your little brother"?
>>487095992>Draws her like a manwhy
>>487113737Every weapon does the same poise damage regardless of upgrade level. Anyways, just dupe or CE the items in, everybody will assume you did that even if you did it legit.
>>487113878She doesn't look like a man
>>487113737Stance damage is only affected by game cycle and sometimes on the part that you hit the enemy (such as the head taking more stance damage on dragons. Also I beat him at level 11 with at Weapon Level 0 with a bleed dagger for the 2nd phase, and cold longsword + poison rapier for the 1st phase.>>487113837When the host isn't getting hard-carried by his summons which is unironically a very rare occurence.
>>487114031When I co-op I can't even get hit because that you require me being out of the fight for 3 seconds and that's usually enough for the host to get shredded by the boss and get sent back to the grace.
>>487114031>When the host isn't getting hard-carried by his summons which is unironically a very rare occurence.yeah kinda sucks in elden ringnot a lot of fun helping for levels either with the way they are all designed. only the catacombs capture the old feeling.
>>487114158that would require*
>>487114108That's a man. But if the height difference on their models is actually that big that's cute.
>>487113953>just dupe or CE the items ini've never managed to get CE to work with ER for some reason, and it's not like i've got anything better to do after i got laid off
My Body Is a Machine That Turns button mashing Into shity webms.Hope you enjoy.
>niggas still riposting the bosses with 2 others or 1 and npcliterally better off just everyone mashing r1 on the nigger or building status up during the animationman even with the talisman and misc dagger its pitiful damage
>Lightly armored katanafag, taking 1 minute doing his damage buffing ritual>Dies on the first 20 seconds of the fightWhy shieldlets are like this?Why almost nobody has actual self preservation tactics and gear?
>>487114451Get his ass, Godwyn.
>>487114604tryin to help peeps with that fight seems insane to me
>>487114604i make all my characters with a concept, deviating from the concept feels badyou killed one of the nicer NPCs and are wearing his clothes like a ghoul
>>487114108Thinking about it now, why isn't Melina all gangly and tall like all the other demi gods? She's supposedly Messmer's sister right? I thought it might've been something to do with the greater runes since Radagon/Marika seemed to have normal proportions aside from their height, but Messmer doesn't have one if he was sent there the land of shadow before the shattering happened. Even Ranni's original body was like 9 feet tall.
>>487114693I tell Moore to off himself every time because of his rot pot spam in the gankfight.
>>487114340No shr isn't>>487114768I think like it's a sign of like falling apart and degradation, Melina stayed mostly like all true to herself so she isn't.Or it could be like that just because her body is burned and she's just a spirit
>>487114604Is that the duelist helm to draw in more aggro?How does aggro increasing gear work in this game?
I've been having fun with the DLC
>>487114693>you killed one of the nicer NPCs and are wearing his clothes like a ghoulI was nice to him and I didnt told him to kill himselfThen later in the game he starts throwing rot pots at me, I'm not the victim maker here>i make all my characters with a concept, deviating from the concept feels badWhile I respect that, Radahn does not care for the roleplay you're doing
it's been like a month and the pvp is already dead
>>487114693>you killed one of the nicer NPCs and are wearing his clothes like a ghoulHe decided to fight you. Either that or he died by himself.
>>487114897Iirc aggro items are constantly doing invisible damage ticks (that do 0 damage) in order to maintain aggro
>>487114980stop it
>>487114980proud of u cutie
>>487114980I love that axe
pov: you're speaking to me
>>487073124I'd point out that unless Radagon fucked Marika before marrying Rennala, Messmer (and likely Melina though this is not confirmable) can't be his sonSimply because Messmer is older than Radahn, and we know that from Gaius set describing both him and Messmer as like older brothers to Radahn.
>>487114897>Is that the duelist helm to draw in more aggro?Correct.>How does aggro increasing gear work in this game?First, the only items to increase aggro on you, are the duelist helmet and shabriri's woe. I believe they work the same, and I'm not sure if they stack or not, nowhere on the internet says that. Still, it's better to use the helm instead of shabriri's, one talisman wasted on aggro is a bigger hinderance than a semi wasted helm slot.I dont know how to aggro specifically works, I didn't read the wiki nor any video about it, I'm just posting this out of experiencie:A boss will aggro depending on different factors, following this pattern:>Who's doing the most damage>Who was the most recent attacker>Who's closestThe helm will naturally drag aggro of the boss on you if nobody is attacking it instead of following someone who's not attacking, so you dont need to do damage to the boss if nobody else is attacking itIf you and other player is attacking the same boss, more often than not the boss will aggro on you, but if your teammate is a DPS glass cannonfag that is dealing gorillon damage in melee, you wont be able to get the boss attention until you match his damage output, or your teammate stops. Or dies. The latter happens more often than the former.In order to main aggro on the boss, you need to constantly be near it and attack it often to main the aggro if your teammates are also damaging it, while not neglecting your defense and not taking damage.That's why, if you got a dedicated tank in your team, it's better for you to be a ranged support spamming Heal from Afar, or be a wizard spamming laser beams from kilometers away. If you're a melee glass cannon you doing nothing but making your shieldfag life harder, because he has to compensate for your damage output to keep up with the aggro, and having to risk his neck to save yours.
What did he do and why bros?
>>487115930He pissed on Blaid's favorite tree
>>487115930He didn't beat the game properly
>>487115930Licked Ranni's feet
Why did they do it? Why ruin rafahn
>>487116349Right I forgot the dlc deletes his old boss fight
what starting class for dex faith?
Tummy check?
>>487116446Confessor
>>487114768She isn't as tall because she was cursed with stunted growth like miquella was cursed with childhood. She's a loli with the face of a hag.
>>487116509where's the spade
>>487116349I like the new Radahn fight and I think it only adds to his legend. I know most people here hate it though, so whatevs.
>>487116656There's no spade. Miquella tops radahn. Radahn got bleached. He topped mohg too. Godfrey bleaches brown woman as shown with nephelis ancestor. Miquella buckbreaks brown men.
>>487116662It would be cool if the damage was scaled better and the hitbox wastn so extreme. Radagon and Elden Beast both hit like trucks too, but you actually had a chance to participate. New Radahn fight is Tarnished torture porn
Why is Freya talking about eternal war suiting Radahn better than honourable death, Miquella's main goal is a polar opposite of that, an age of forced compassion and love completely devoid of conflict, is Freya fucking stupid?
>>487116420it obviously doesn't, but it shits on the impact of his death and the entire lore behind radahn
>>487117125>is Freya fucking stupid?have you seen her under the helmet? shes a fucking sperg
>>487117125>completely devoid of conflictIt's gonna take some work to get to that point and as shown by Ansbach, Thiollier and the Tarnished people aren't going to just lie down for it.
>>487116662>Reduced arena size and festival buddies>Has phases where he uses bows and his swords instead of just swords >Replaced cool gravity magic with gay lighshows>Gets topped by a homotwink instead of riding his beloved loyal steed>Erases his honorable death from the festival with dying as a failed consort to a failed god.At least not a lot would know how dishonored radahn was cause everybody's fucking dead in the DlC
>>487116656What >>487116965 said. Also it's very possible godwyn ended the dragonwar by fucking one. One of the messages of elden ring is that "bwc is powerful" and "racemixing is only okay when white men do it">>487117103We know for a fact miyazaki reads and watches lore shit online sometimes for these games, for the longest while redditors and twitterfags wouldn't shut the fuck up about unrotted radahn and wanting to fight him. The nips like him as their favorite boss too and if you look at old posts they were just annoying, miyazaki himself said that rykard and radahn were his favorite bosses. I think he saw all of the people whining about the "radahn hit box nerf" from the base game and "prime" radahn so this is what we got. Just like how they cave to loud whiny pvp fags he did what loud whiny radahn simps wanted, being a bit of a radahn simp himself by his own admission.
>>487117378isn't that the entire point of miquella becoming a god, so that he can just snap his fingers and it happens
>>487117125the war is between his cock and miquella's gaped nikocado avocado looking asshole
>>487117103Yeah it’s really hard>>487117472I’ve read this opinion tons of times. I still like it though. Both Radahn fights are cool.
>>487117219I genuinely believe all of rennalas children have autism and people associated with the carians all do too. I work with autistic kids for a job and they all seem like they're on the spectrum but radagon.
>>487117508Doesn't seem to be that easy, considering he has to directly mark you twice to convert you in the fight
I have a question for /erg/, if radahn wasn't asking for it why did he dress like such a slut? Have you seen how he just left his big, juicy, veiny biceps open like that? He clearly wanted it there's no way he wasn't asking for it
I don't understand how the Blind Spot ash of war works. Sometimes when I use it, it goes in the opposite direction of the one I'm trying to go in.
>>487118193>>487118193>>487118193
>>487118212kys retard
>>487118212Bit early
How do radahnbros feel about all of the art of radahn is now just radahn being miquella's onahole and that malneia art now is her being a tragic victim or loving sister who still has slice of life cuteness with her brother except now she's just a simple fujoshi
>>487118592Can I get this post in english and not twittertranny speak?
dsgtroons are pathetic
>>487117752because he hasn't become a god yet
>>487118592expectations=subverted
>>487119069Yes he has, he comes out of the divine gate and the remembrance from that fight is the Remembrance of a GOD and a Lord
>>487117495If that's the case it's absolutely retarded because the reason Radahn was such a memorable and good fight was the entire context surrounding him. Bringing him back as "prime" Radahn stinks of fanfic tier story telling. In the sense that it's pure audience wish fulfillment and that's not always a good thing.The story as it was told for Radahn was probably the best Shardbearer boss in the game. Heck you can go back and replay it now. Do the Ranni quest beforehand even. The set up and execution for Starscourge Radahn is amazing.
>>487114768Melina doesn't have a Great Rune so I guess that makes her really small
>>487112818>We need another shit game that was specifically trying to pander to Skyrim normies kys DS2troon
>>487121403>shit game that was specifically trying to pander to Skyrim normies>she says this in the Elden Ring general
>>487122019>DS2troonie lingering around the better games in general because xher game sucks lmao at your life
>>487122287>DS2 bad because of the tranny coffin but Elden Ring good because of the tranny mirror
>>487122287rent free
>>487087752Gideon deserved to be a better fight honestly, overhauling him would have been neat. Maybe give him a randomized moveset every fight from most of the non-dungeon bosses. And have him pick like 5-6 moves out of a pool of 12-20 every time you start the fight. Make you actually remember everything you learning playing the game.
