Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>Progress Report #7 New Episode 2 scenes will be bonus unlockables. Current technical work is overhauling the translation tool; will be release with the next episode.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4248664999232506995# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>486831637
Noelle!
Shroomley!
I haven't played through the whole Nemleiverse, but I think in these games you get to fuck:>boys>yourself>corpses>your sisterAm I missing anything?
>>487184850>ing kill a child
first for shota!
True love!
>>487184573Shroomley anon, can you put Ashley’s face on Noelle?
Stick.
Sibling sex with the purpose of procreation
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of breeding, your sister is the most compatible with you? Not only do you get to pass on your genes more completely than fucking a stranger, but there's also a 98.75% chance of having healthy children (we can round this to 100%)? Think about it, you could be a 75% genetic match with your kids! Gosh, who would wanna throw away their bloodline to some random hussy?
if ashley wasn't into incest she would act like Tal
>>487185867Hello there Andr-I mean stranger! Say, you're quite a handsome fellow, why don't we have lots of unprotected sex?
>>487186282I HATE NIGGERS
>>487187359Sounds like a plan! I’m already dead (inside) which means I’m your type anyway.
>>487187359>...Y-you wouldn't happen to have any hair ties, would you?
>>487184850And most revolting of all, you get to fubl Julia! Episode 3 will feature an awkward sex scene where Andrew is over at Julia's place, ready to fuck her for the first time, but cannot get an erection! Luckily, Andrew hears one of Ashley's nasty voicemails and instantly gets horny from her voice!
>>487186447How does it feel to cum inside your sister?
Daily reminder to starve yourself to achieve the ultimate Andrew Graves aesthetic.
>>487190637He isn't that thin
>>487190759You're right, Andrew and Ashley is a pair of fatties.
>>487191667What the fuck. Ashley definitely doesn't look like that
Salaam and good evening.
>>487191923I'm sorry to break it to you but Ashley pads her bra.
>>487187359Asinine Ashley
>>487191667Is this supposed to be a "realistic" depiction of Andrew and Ashley after being starved in their apartment?I'm no famine expert but im pretty sure what Andrew and Ashley experienced won't be enough to get a starving ethiopian child physique.
>>487192665Lies! Slander!
>>487193065Maybe so, still a cool piece of fanart.
>>487191667That’s so hot it’s unreal.
I used to spend every waking moment thinking about this game, but I've mostly stopped now.I'm not sure why I still come to these threads.
>>487195297I'll tell you why I do.
>>487195297Because my posts are hilarious and charming and you're in love with me!
Now, Andy, did you hear about this one? Tell me, are you locked in the punch?Andy, are you goofing on Elvis?Hey, baby, are we losing touch? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2D9bDbbMeY
>>487184850>your brotheris the last one. Next game will be for the monsterfuckers, I guarantee it.
>>487197256Candy Scabs
>>487197680Fuck, good point. Then I guess it'll be furries or aliens.
>>487191667This is the ideal female body type, and don’t let anyone tell you otherwise.
>>487195297Same honestly. The wait has been almost as long as the one for Episode 2, but the devlogs dont really hype me anymore. I guess this thread scratches a particular itch for me.
>>487197680you're goddamn right
Noelle rape
>>487204209Somebody help! Noelle raped this poor innocent anon!
Noelle Brutananadilewski
> Next game will be teacher f ~26 / schoolboy ~14Could Nemlei pull it off?Would you support her going in this direction?
>>487206191Only if the teacher and the boy are blood related
>>487206191No it won't and you should kill yourself.
>>487185797
>>487206191I wouldn't be surprised if Nemlei retires after this tbqh.
>>487195297Personally I only used to come here for the writefags but they all left. So now I just pop in every once in awhile for the occasional Ashley/Renee horny post and the random bouts of derangement posting.
>>487207176No...
>>487206191Yes it will and you should live your life.
>>487208628Yes. She made her pile, she doesn't deal with the community anymore, and she's probably missing her anonymity. I'm sure she'll finish this, but what's left for her here when she does?
>>487207176Nemlei only made games for fun before, I don't see why she would stop after getting millions from Coffin. I'm certain she quit her day job, but I would assume she'll keep making games
>>487210080NOOOOOOOO LEYLEY COME BACK
how the fuck do you get 400 hours on a 3 hours game?
>>487211363idling
>>487206191Sure, because that's what I want.
>>487211363Fapping
>>487206191>Would you support her going in this direction?Every day I’ll do it! This is exactly everything that I’ve ever wanted and needed in my life.
>>487214269My type of girl
>>487214269Best girl of all time
>>487211643If you didn't fap to EVERY line of dialpgue and piece of flavor text in the game, you didn't beat the game.
>>487214269Give me back my lemons, you whore!
>>487211363By pausing and fapping to the child sprites
>>487214269Worst type of girl.
>>487206494God, it just makes me smile whenever I read those words.
>>487207523What kind of stories do you like?
>>487208714God, it just makes me smile whenever I read those words.
>>487211363sometimes I disassociatively idle in peaceful moments in the game with Andrew just to not feel alone and yeah its pathetic I know shut up but it was pretty good for my mental health lol
>>487221987Sounds more like it was disastrous for your mental health with what you just typed unironically.
>>487207523There were some greentexts last weekendOr is there an actual desire for normal writing ITT and not greentexts?
>>487222264How, exactly, did you get that from me autistically playing with a videogame husbando
>>487205489This is just Joutilainen
>>487222718You're 1 cry session away from trying to feed a fictional character through the monitor and claimed it was a good thing for your mental health.Literally touch grass.
>>487221987The game must be special to you to be able to accomplish that feeling. Is there any other game that has succeeded in making you feel that way?
>>487221987I’ll be your Andrew Graves
>>487222952Yeah I have a few that hit me like this too, sometimes a favorite hidden place in a game I will idle for hours while I do shit irl, sometimes there's a character there sometimes there isn't.>>487222934You couldn't be more wrong I'm not that delusional I literally just like to chill with the himbo>>487222978...I think I already have one lol
>>487222934Bros... my husband won't eat his dinner... should I take him to the ER?!
>>487223549>You couldn't be more wrongOh I'm sure, right after you admitted to having that deranged mentality already,
>>487223929computer can't eat that silly. You have to chew it and feed it to him like a baby bird
>>487224284unironically are you schizoid
>>487222562I refuse to acknowledge that shotafag's greens as writefaggotry.
>>487224325That is so obvious now that you say it! Thanks for the tip. Time to masticate furiously in front of my computer.
>>487224484>ur a schizoid>sits around with a fictional character on screen as therapy
>>487224547Not the shota one(s), there were some others.There was at least one comfy one from Andrew's perspective that got some Ryan Gosling gifs, two sexual ones from both Andrew and Ashley's perspectives (so one story, two texts), a 2 piece one of Julia that may or may not have been written out of spite, one from ???'s perspective as a shitpost, and I forget what else happened last week.
>>487224694you've never fallen asleep inside of the Resident Evil 3 safe room before???
It might be used correctly in this context, but just in case this needs to clarified since it gets used incorrectly all the time, a schizoid is entirely different from a schizo. that's alls I had to say g'bye
>>487225537The only videogames I've ever fallen asleep playing was Starcraft Brood War.
>>487223549Would playing the background music of the area you find comforting achieve the same effect? It'd probably be easier on your computer. I had a similar feeling come from a specific scene in the game Custom Robo.Your best friend invites you and your other co-worker/love interest to dinner at his house, where you get to meet his sister. All of you have a pleasant evening to take the edge off the stressful events that had been occurring through the plotline and to enter the final stretch with no regrets. The music that plays during that scene had a lasting impact on me to this day.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EY5bdjNue10
>>487225818kek>>487226061>>487226061>Would playing the background music of the area you find comforting achieve the same effect? It'd probably be easier on your computerYou know what's up, yeah I have my favorite scenes in a playlist from different games, coffin just has a lot of baller fuckin music. I don't run the game anymore to do this haha BUT I did it at the time because it was a cute little screensaver combined with the music, it made me happy desuAwuh anon what a specific recommendation you have there (don't mind if I do)
>>487227005KIT9, DRONE STRIKE THIS POSTER'S HOUSE
>>487223549>...I think I already have one lolYeah, it’s me. Now take one of my revolvers and I’ll go get myself a cleaver.
>>487222934You wouldn't get it
>>487226871Are there any animated wallpapers of this game that you can leave running in the background? Do you think that you could create any of the scene you want?
>>487227390I do.
>>487227241I FEEL DERANGED THINGS ABOUT MALE!MOM
>>487227553pill me on animated wallpapers are those really a thing now??? I'm a boomer and old, forgive me
>>487222562I always acknowledge that shotachad’s greens as writechaddery.
>>487227285Fine, bastardman. We'll do it my way though, yours costs extra.
>>487228218We need to do this correctly, so I am going to cheat on you with an ugly freckled hussy first.
>>487227825Yeah, there's a couple ways to go about it, but one in particular that I like is "wallpaper engine". They have a whole "workshop" setup on it so you can download directly on the software and some of them have some neat integrations like little interactive games, clocks, audio-detection, whatever. It surprisingly doesn't do that much of a performance hit for most of the wallpapers, but for whatever reason, I tend to always go back to just using a simple static wallpaper. There's also stuff like rainmeter too which lets you really personalize your desktop, but I always end up running into one issue or another with rainmeter that just causes more inconvenience than it's worth. I'd check out Wallpaper Engine at the very least, but just be aware that a majority of the wallpapers are designed with younger people in mind so it tends to be corny shit like anime girls staring at the viewer, edgy skulls/samurais, astronauts, etc.
>>487227684>MALE!MOMYou mean Roland?
>>487229569What this guy said. I was specifically referring to Wallpaper Engine.
>>487229883You mean Reiner?
>>487230272You mean Robert?
>>487230473You mean Rogan?>Look at that daddy build.
>>487230507You mean Ron?
What kind of ending do you guys want most from this game? I kind of want a chance at redemption for both Andrew and Ashley. A rejection of their coffin.
>>487231305TOTAL GRAVESDEATH.
>>487211363Modding perhaps
>>487227894bro content is content IMHO >>487228459It's getting stranger in bed it's getting harder to wed >>487231305Everyone wants something different here at this point but I do just want them to be happy, either with each other sane or otherwise, I dunno how you could 'fix' either of them lol considering breaking them apart would be depressing as fuck for everyone
>>487232383I'd prefer to have them go back in time. Way back. Far enough to prevent themselves from growing up to be such broken people. Stop their first accidental murder.>I'd still keep the incest.
>>487232569"Accidental" he says.
>>487231305I want it all to decay
>>487232929I only say it because I'm RIGHT.
>>487231305I doubt they can be totally redeemed but I just want an ending where they can live peacefully together and stop their killing spree. Pretty much what Andy wants
>>487232975Kino
>>487233009You're not only wrongYou're BLACK.
>>487232569You could probably do this by having Ashley walk in Andrew's nightmares somehow? Maybe by them sharing the talisman more? Not by actually affecting anything but by getting some kind of hallucinatory closure haha
>>487230878Ron Swanson?
>>487233925No, the good one, Reagan
>>487233348WHO TOLD YOU I'M--No I'm not.
>>487232569Only Andy should go back in time and Ashley should stay the same age, keep the incest.
Andy and Leyley beach episode when?
>>487235601
>>487235293This is the hussy seduction dance
>>487195297I left for several weeks because I prefer a dignified death to a rotten life, which is something fundamentally alien to this shitehole of a board. I only came back because I posted that webm on /v/ that triggers the tranny jannies. Got a 3 day vacation on there and cannot be arsed to evade. Figured I'd check back on the Starbound thread on /vm/ but it got archived without a server getting hosted. Now here I am, scrolling through samefaggotry and blogs because I just got done watching a good movie and feel too spent to play a videogame or watch a different one. Gotta go to bed in like 10 minutes anyway.
>>487235965Comfy!
I have posted in /calg/ every single day for over a year and I will keep doing so. I will never abandon /calg/ like some fairweather fan
>>487227005>>487227241I can't fathom why every artist makes femdrew a normal woman but makes maley into a faggot fuckboy that has a PHD in sucking dick.
>>487236669I'm not a """fan""'', I'm a Coffin thread poster. A superior and much more refine breed (achieved through selective inbreeding).
>>487236923Leys are supposed to be submissive and breedable to their older sibling. I wouldn't be surprised if Femdrew would peg Maley
>>487237627>MaleyJust call him Ash
I want to have deep, passionate, sweaty, rough, toe-curling, intimate, sensual, loving sex with Julia
>>487234251Mmmm, child...anyway....
>>487238570Andy must had a great time... right?
>>487236923because it's correct
Pet the bunndy https://youtu.be/WwbC93_bSnk?si=ve4y95cHf5nO80ju
>>487238313in evil dead ash's nickname is even literally 'Ashley' so this is a winwin
>>487240730Andrew lost himself in Julia's divine body
>>487242687He lost himself so much that he thought it was Ashley's and then limped back home sad when eh realized it wasn't.
Ashley would've been tricked into deleting System 32. But after learning how, she'd do it on purpose every time she found a computer.
>>487242687>>487242830Please stop...
>>487243241If Julia meant nothing to him, why did he still not choose you? Did she really mean nothing, or do you mean even less than nothing?
>>487243561He did choose ashley tho?
>>487243850I mean he won't fuck her even though Julia dumped him for WANTING to fuck Ashley which is honestly hilarious. Make up your mind, Andrew.Maybe if Andrew just committed to being a degenerate he could have had two girlfriends but NOPE
Are the siblings actually romantically interested in each other or are they just gonna be friends with benefits?
>>487243850Only after having no other choice. I'm asking about those years he spent dating Julia. It started in high school, and lasted as they went into college. Is that really nothing? Why did he choose nothing when you asked him not to?
>>487244151Having a girlfriend is normal. Fucking your sister isn't. Is this news to you? Because it isn't news to Andrew and why he started dating her.
>>487244041They're romantically interested in each other in their own fucked up way
>>487244041Friends with benefits in "friend" route and Ashley mysteriously gets pregnant without children that look suspiciously like AndrewPossessive romance the incest route.Carnal degeneracy in Decay route.
>>487244230>Having a girlfriend is normal. Fucking your sister isn't.Those aren't the only two options. Just because Andrew could have dumped Julia doesn't mean he would have to start having sex with Ashley. Yet Andrew chose to persist in that relationship despite knowing it hurt his sisterSo was it something, or is Ashley really less than nothing?
>>487244041Yes they both love each other just in different ways. Andrew is just ashamed.Ashley is shameless unless it hurts Andrew (his reaction to not wanting to fuck wasn't her going 'noo I wanted to fuuuck thoooo'it was her going 'oh god you don't like me/I can't provide something for you and someone will take you away eventually fuck shit goddammit [despair]' along with him STILL NOT COMMITTING TO ANYTHING after flirting back, touching her ass, committing literal crimes together so Ashley doesn't get why it'd be an issue for him. The problem is that Andrew DOES love his sister he just feels ashamed about wanting to fuck her lol. Ashley is annoyed because she wouldn't judge him for it and she's down to clown imo so his on quote flipfloppiness would annoy anybody
>>487227241Mrs. Graves (male) is straight out of a 1970s manga. He's awesome.
>>487244032You have to remember that Andrew is a siscon after all, maybe he couldn't bring himself to defile his beloved little sister while he was still trying to be a normalfag. Now that they don't have to keep up appearances and that Ashley has openly voiced her willingness to engage in sexy time, perhaps Andrew will finally accept his feelings claim the forbidden happiness he has always wanted.
>>487244858That's probably all it is, really. He doesn't have to keep up the mask anymore. He had to keep that mask up around Julia because Julia got mad jealous.
>>487244041Ashley's dream is literally to get married to Andrew in an Enamored Evening
>>487244858He seemed awfully threatening when telling Ashley that there was nothing left to hide anymore though, Andrew with no masks and nothing left to lose except Ashley means a whole new dynamic for Ashley, he's going to be a manipulative little bastard henceforth
>>487244542Julia is a literal cope stand in for Ashley. It's so Andrew can pretend he's fucking his sister without feeling as ashamed
>>487245253>he's going to be a manipulative little bastard henceforthAndrew is going to have lots of unprotected sex with his dear sister
>>487245253>he's going to be a manipulative little bastard henceforthOh no! *schlick schlick schlick* How terrible! *schlick schlick* An evil manipualtive brotherhusband who gaslights Ashley into being his obedient little wife and cumsleeve?! *SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK SCHLICK *
>>487245312If that was true he could literally just jerk off lol
>>487244542Why are you on this retarded tangent? Andrew is selfish and wants to "have his cake and eat it too". Andrew kept Julia around for appearances to the point of trying to control meek Julia and keep her in the bad situation. He seemed to lack so much interest that Julia was fed up with him abandoning the opportunity for sex despite any college boy you'd think would be 400% "fuck yeah" about and he still tried to bail on the conversation itself.And he desperately tried to ignore all the problems it was causing for Ashley because in theory he only got to see the best side of Ashley while Julia suffered the worst.
>>487244606>Ashley is shameless unless it hurts Andrew (his reaction to not wanting to fuck wasn't her going 'noo I wanted to fuuuck thoooo'it was her going 'oh god you don't like me/I can't provide something for you and someone will take you away eventually fuck shit goddammit [despair]'This. She has always been insecure about Andrew not finding her attractive. Back in chapter 1 she got really upset when Andrew joked about her not being pretty enough to be fed and got mad jelly of the neighbor lady. Despite her not being as lustful or horny as Andrew, she clearly has a childish romantic longing for Andrew and wishes to experience further intimacy with him
>>487244041>friends with benefitsThis will never happen. They'll either "marry" and double down on not needing anyone but each other, or establish real boundaries and therefore not have sex. As dysfunctional as their relationship is we know that deep down they really do love each other, which pretty much rules out being fuckbuddies.
>>487245670Canon>>487245659also Canon thanks for the resteer, /lit/
>>487245581>just jerk off>pussy nigga you're retarded
>>487245312If she was a stand in for Ashley, why wouldn't he dump her the moment Ashley got upset about it? Why would you value the fake over the genuine article?>>487245659>And he desperately tried to ignore all the problems it was causing for AshleySounds like he was choosing literal nothing over his own sister. Oh dear, what a villain! Andrew is so awful to poor Ashley
>>487245831Anon you're killing me but you're correct, they're very all-or-nothing
>>487245905I forgot he's too poor for a toy and fleshlights weren't a thing yet lol
Anyone remember when Andrew became a prostitute? He could bounce on cock like you wouldn't believe!
>>487246123>couldWould. Andrew is a dirty manwhore whose only concern is his next orgasm
>>487245996>If she was a stand in for Ashley, why wouldn't he dump her the moment Ashley got upset about it? >Why would you value the fake over the genuine article?Did you even play the game or are you just bullshitting? Andrew desperately tries to be normal. Fucking your sister isn't considered normal
they're going to fuck lmao how they deal with it is up to YOU
>>487246123I still remember the time when he took all 3 of us (me and my 2 boys) at the same time. That bro needs to wear diapers when he gets the flu.
>>487245996>If she was a stand in for Ashley, why wouldn't he dump her the moment Ashley got upset about it?>Why would you value the fake over the genuine article?Because Julia gives him something Ashley doesn't. Not just pussy but I think also that she looks up to him. He's the senior partner in the relationship, whereas with Ashley he's a doormat.
>>487246270Burial Questionable will have incest, Burial Sane will have incest, Decay will have incest, there is no scenario where Andrew doesn't bang his sister outside of getting cockblocked from being murdered
>>487246270Calm down, Ashley. We're rooting for your sex scene. I'll be watching from the closet, personally.
>>487246123https://files.catbox.moe/u63iux.pngHow much would you pay
>>487246379idk if he likes that roll as the dominant one judging by the flashback. He probably wants to be on equal footing. Ashley also obsessively looks up to him, but she is also more than willing to look down on him.
>>4872464170 dollars. 1) That's a woman's ass on a man. Disgusting. 2) It's disproportionate. Make the top and bottom match in fat distribution. 3) I want Andrew's tummy or nothing at all!
>>487231305I would like a happy romance ending, happy for them that is. Maybe they become cultists? The apostles of some demon trying to find a way to enter the human world at will in exchange for protection, health and longer lifespans? Something like that.
>>487246246>Andrew desperately tries to be normal. Fucking your sister isn't considered normalDumping your girlfriend doesn't require that you fuck your sister
>>487246779It does look kinda abnormal when you and your adult sister live with eachother after breaking up with the girlfriend you conveniently got right at the height of incest rumors, and that ex-girlfriend starts blabbering about how you were a terrible boyfriend that bent over backwards to cater to your sister's every demand including but not limited to no-showing dates and avoiding sex.
you guys don't think they could be fwb? I'm just think that, let's consider here, they dated their own partners but somehow in a perfect unbelievable utopia fantasy world their partners are cool with them hooking up when they want/need to...I think that mostly benefits Andrew, not Ashley. Who tf would Ashley even want?
>>487247013>Who tf would Ashley even want?Who ever is dating Andrew to be 6ft deep in a wooden crate
>>487247013I'll be fucking shocked if Ashley was the one who gets healthier but we watch Andrew lose his mind over the next few episodes
>>487247013Ashley would be a single 30-something who refuses to date or get a boyfriend and her "friends" find out why because they throw a surprise party and she walks into her dark apartment making out with her brother while everyone does that awkward "surprrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-ohhhhh".
>>487246779Yeah but Andrew's evergrowing incestuous feelings towards Ashley made it more difficult to hide his shameful desires since they shared the bedroom. Andrew needed something to release his sexual frustration and fucking Julia was the way he thought he could cope with wanting to fuck Ashley.
>>487246969>It does look kinda abnormal when you and your adult sister live with eachotherNo it doesn't. Andrew is a 22 year old student and Ashley is a NEET. Them living with their parents is totally normal
>>487247135She wanted this when she was younger but now Andrew seems more likely to do this, his sadism is growing
>>487247184Andrew was always worse than Ashley. He fooled you, me, himself, and even Ashley.
>>487247201fucking kekles
>>487247306With their parents yeah. But Andrew is a forward-thinking cope enthusiast. What's he going to do past college? Him and Ashley both know they are going to live together probably forever. Julia needs to be there as a trophy.
>>487247013Look, the whole reason why Andrew wont fuck his sister is because he's ashamed. If he was down to fuck why would he bother dating anyone else? And god forbid anyone tried to get with Ashley, Andrew would fucking flip and kill the fucker
>>487247184That would be kino. If Ashley is finally convinced Andrew won't leave her, and she calms down, acts friendlier, and stops being so clingy, Andrew would panic because he would no longer be in control of her dependence on him. I can imagine she would tease him for being the possessive one all of a sudden until shit got real when he pulled out the old strangulation card.
>>487246581Leyley idolizes Andy but she also doesn't respect him or care what he thinks. Julia melts when he's affectionate with her and says things like "I'm safe as long as you're with me!" He feels guilty but he's getting something he needs from it, otherwise why would he keep going back? If all he wants is sex he has much better options than long-term dating Julia.
>>487245831This, casual sex is a meme. People fall in love all the time with whom they fuck. If Andrew and Ashley cross that line then there's no going back. There's no way they could just casually fuck.
>>487247506Wild speculation
>>487247506>cope enthusiastlol, put that on his business card
>>487247558Screenshotting because you're on to something here and I want to see if this will happen
>>487247648This picture makes me happy :)I love those 2 goobers
>>487247674What part of that huh? Because they both expect to live together in the future in chapter2 and scowl at mom when she wants them to live apart.
I hate how you all portray Andrew as some mindless animal who wants to rut with Ashley. Andrew loves her both as a sibling and as a woman, and a part of that is sex. But he isn't some dog who just wants to fuck her. He wants to love her, and none of you properly appreciate how Andrew loves
>>487247648cute as fuck this is the goal right here
>>487247813Same!
>>487247801Nice! I hope you're right and we get a scene like this, if not multiple. With the way Chapter 2 went, I think it's very possible that we'll see their relationship inverse.P.S. Hire me Nemlei, I have a million ideas! I'll do it for free!
>>487248106Christmas in July!
>>487247646He's not happy when she says "I'm safe as long as you're with me". He's sad. She's clinging to him as an emotional crutch after all her cutting and suicide attempt so he feels STUCK and he cares about her enough as a friend that he stays there out of fear of what she might do without him. But her growing a pair and breaking up with him was huge character development.
>>487247973"YOU ARE ALL MEAN TO ME AND NEVER APPRECIATE ANYTHING THAT I DO :("
>>487247973Poor Andy. You got so defensive you forgot to finish writing your post!
>>487247648>>487248106>>487248346Why are they not kissing on the lips? >:C
>>487247973>he said after nutting 4 times consecutively straight into the trashcan below the desk while looking at family photos of Ashley throughout the years and appreciating how she physically developed
>>487247558Andrew's menhera leads him to self destructive thoughts, if he can't control Ashley he'll pull a room 302 again and try to leave her out of frustration. If Ashley lets him leave he'll kill himself eventually, if she doesn't he'll take out his frustrations on her and make the Decay vision a reality.
>>487247973I think I get what you are saying. Andrew doesn't want to fuck Ashley. He wants to MAKE LOVE to her. Big difference
>>487248449Because that's degenerate and impure.
>>487248449Here
>>487248106
>>487247973My whole point is that they love each other too much to do something as soulless as casual sex! I don't even think he's just mindlessly rutting with Julia.>>487248367There might be some of that, but I interpreted that expression as him being guilty about ____. She says she trusts him but he knows she shouldn't. He killed her best friend. He just blew her off about Ashley's horrible messages. He should feel guilty tbqh.
>>487248430I didn't forget to finish writing! I meant to end the post there. None of you appreciate the way in which he loves. "Loves" is meant in a general sense
>>487248525Goddamn I didn't know Andrew was so based!
>>487248449When the time comes, Andrew and Ashley won't be like pro porn performers in a movie. They will be like two awkward kids who just experienced their first kiss together!
>>487248929>They will be like two awkward kids who just experienced their first kiss together!CUTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>487248929GIWTWM
>>487248929>They will be like two awkward kids who just experienced their first kiss together!Andrew is an experienced manhussy. He knows the warmth of a thousand hussy bodies
>>487249091You mean he knows the icy cold of a thousand hussy cadavers that belong to the streets.But he doesn't know the warmth of a sisterly body that belongs to him.
>>487249091Bros...
>>487249252>a thousand hussy cadavers that belong to the streetsAndrew is used goods...
>>487249091This is what Ashley tells herself when she's feeling insecure
>>487249270DELETE THIS!!!!mooooooooooooods!!!!!!
>>487249467>Andrew is used goods...SHUT THE FUCK UPLIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES LIESTHEY NEVER ACTUALLY FUCKEDTHERE'S NO PROOFAT MOST JULIA MIGHT HAD GIVEN HIM A BJ BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT ANYWAYANDY IS PURE AND VIRGINAL AND HONEST AND AND ANDAND FUUUUUUUUCK YOU
For real though, do we think Andrew was fucking around outside of Julia, or is that just Ashley being a schizo/trying to hurt Julia?
you people are incredibly unserious
>>487250039What do you mean? I'm super serious! Just look at my expression!
>>487249961The only GF Andrew's had that we know of is Julia. So it's probably just Ashley being a schizo
>>487251186This. In Ashley's mind she is still beefing with Nina despite her being dead for several years already
>>487251186She basically forced herself on Andrew too. Seems like he was totally fine with just him and Ashley but when Julia brought up that people thought they were fucking, he suddenly wanted to play along with her.
Leyley feetsmell
>>487251628Ashley, I've been dead for 12 years. You need to let this beef go...
>>487252279YOU'RE A LOOSE FUCKING SLUT WITH 15 STDS AND 7 BABY DADDIESI DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE 8 YEARS OLD AND DIDN'T KNOW WHAT DATING EVEN MEANTYOU'RE ON MY SHITLIST UNTIL I DIE
>>487252890I would absolutely love a scene where Nina's ghost comes and tries to make amends with Ashley and Andrew but Ashley just throws an absolute shit fit like this instead.
>>487252890Please tell Andrew that I forgive him, I know he has nightmares and that makes me sad but I'm fine now!
>>487253123She didn't deserve it bros
Ashley will be nervous as hell when they'll be on the verge of fucking, she'll be scared that she'll fuck something up and ruin the moment
>>487184392what stops you from boning your sister if she looks like this?
>>487253123YOU WHORE!!! YOU WANT ANDREW TO COME CRAWLING BACK TO YOU AND ARE TRYING TO TEMPT HIM WITH IMPURE THOUGHTS ABOUT YOUR BODYHE'LL NEVER HEAR YOUR NAME AGAIN SO LONG AS I LIVE, SO HELP ME SATAN"NINA" IS A PROSTITUTE'S NAME ANYWAY
>>487253697>(Oh man do I smell? I should had showered twice...)>(Does my pussy look weird???!)
>>487184392My lil sis is so cute anons
>>487253859Ashley I will always be your friend. Goodbye!
>>487253697Andrew sticks it in and the shock from having her hymen torn causes her to let out the loudest most earth shattering brap. Andrew just stares in shock and second hand embarrassment. Ashley puts her hands over her face and loudly sobs.
>>487254070LEAVE ME AND MY ANDY ALONE YOU STUPID LITTLE HARLOTJUST ADMIT YOU'RE LEAVING BECAUSE YOU DON'T HAVE A SINGLE REBUTTAL TO MY FACTS AND LOGIC
>>487254198Delet this
>>487254198I dunno man, Ashley REALLY loved that mop. I doubt Andrew's gonna be her first.
>>487254630Damn, Andrew got cucked by a mop no less. Poor bastard
>>487254630Ashley dancing with her (ex) boyfriend
>>487253601She deserved every bit of it.
>>487255028He was even considerate enough to help her clean up the blood! What a nice guy!
>>487254814ya snooze ya lose>>487255028god they're so perfect together, I hope mop shows up in episode 3 and steals her from him. Andrew doesn't deserve her anyways
Seriously, how does Nemlei design such sexy characters?
>>487255324Nemlei isn't afraid to explore taboo desires and she really expresses that through her art.
>>487255324Hey there, handsome! Wanna have lots of unprotected sex!?
>>487255178I need Ashley x Mop fanfics now
>>487256081>"Oh, mister Mop, I'm such a dirty girl~">"...">The woman then made out with the inanimate object, sliding along the wooden shaft>Ashley then stuck it in her ass>She froze upon hearing the door and made a mad dash>On the way to her room>"Hey Ashley, thanks for cleaning the floor!">Said her mom
>>487256081>"mopdrew, not so rough! They'll hear us!!! anh~>the mop silently leans against her fragile form soaking her face in kisses through its soaken appendages.
>>487256081>Ashley eyed the handsome stranger from across the broom.>A shaggy mop of hair obscured his eyes, and though his body was rail-thin, it was strongly built. His face was clean-shaven, just how she liked it. He casually leaned against the wall, giving him an aloof and attractive aura.>Ashley was transfixed. Up until this moment, she had only ever had eyes for her dear brother, but this Adonis, this sex icon, had swept her heart into a frenzy of desire.>She couldn't control herself. Ashley pounced onto the object of her affection, bypassing foreplay to immediately fondle his shaft.>She gasped at his incredible girth and length, surpassing even her brother's impressive member. Grasping every inch of his morning wood, she caressed his round tip before moving quickly to his base. There, she ran her fingers through his mess of pubes, already wet with desire.>Ashley placed fiery kisses up and down his rod, burying her face in his thick locks to inhale the musky scent.>Suddenly, the basement door slammed open, a beam of light illuminating her sordid affair. The pair of lovers turned to the intruder, frozen in the midst of their passion.>"ASHLEY! Are you trying to fuck the mop AGAIN?!"
>>487256414Ashley, what's this brown stuff on the tip of the mop? It stinks!!
>>487258005mop>thin>inanimate object>lengthy mop head hairstyle >does whatever Ashley forces it to.>long rod>wooden personality Andrew>thin>might as well be an inanimate object>lengthy mop head hairstyle >does whatever Ashley forces him to>long rod>wooden personality Mop was Ashley's "Julia" all along.
>>487261103Kiss
>>487261181Kissu~
>>487265258How difficult would this be to explain away for adult siblings? Me and my cousin did that until we were 17-19 years old, every summer break she'd visit my mom for a week cuz her family lived on the other side of the country and she loved her aunt. She'd always sleep in my bed though, it was also normal for us to watch TV while using each other as furniture (head on stomach, legs on lap...etc). No one thought it was odd but if my father would've said something about it my defense would've been genuine autistic confusion, I mean nothing was happening between us sexually. She was my first female friend.
>>487267673>She dropped her forkalso that reminds me, can anyone make an Andrew edit of pic related?
>>487267717It shouldn't be that difficult to explain. If there's genuinely nothing going on you both could just casually explain that nothing is happening and that he's overthinking it
>>487268047Those days are long gone, I moved out and she has a job. We haven't seen each other in a couple of years.
>>487268763That sucks but I feel it. I used to be real close to my cousin when we were young but we got older and grew apart. You should try giving her a call some time and hang out
Ashley stole Andrew's last cigarette...
>>487270951I would contemplate pushing her off the balcony.
>>487271173You wouldn't. Would you..?
>>487271423......no.
>>487271515Real convincing, asshole!
>>487272159Well let that doubt be a reason you keep your hands off my fucking smokes!
>>487272269*Gasp* So you WOULD throw me off the balcony over your stupid smokes!
>>487272945Aww don't be like that, I'd follow you down after you 'accidentally' fell off on your own
>>487274724How very "romantic" as you would say...
>>487270951>>487271173>>487271423>>487271515>>487272159>>487272269>>487272945>>487274724>>487275693all me btw
>>487275838Be my Ashley
>>487276062No, you’re not my brother.
>>487275838No, five of those posts are MINE fuck you!
>>487276598That’s still four too many
>>487276739Four too less! It's my job to keep this general alive!
>>487276289Not with that attitude.
I hate this life
>>487227005>>487227241Were female!dad?
>>487277345He's ODing on fentanyl on the couch (don't worry he's having a good time)
>>487277345Female!dad would just be male!mom as a lady.
>>487277345nobody is ready to have that conversation yet anon
>>487277072I bet you’re a disgusting man-hussy
Bnnuy
>>487281995you spelled the word “bunny” wrong
>>487281995>1995hey that's the last 4 digits to my social security number!
>>487281995bnnuy
>>487282527No I spelled it right
>>487282745What's the rest!?
>>487283245No way! The first 4 digits are the last 4 digits of your post if you put them in numerical order then moved the even numbers over a digit to the left!! what tha heck?!
Well, it's a good thing I'm stupid or else you'd be DOXX'D right now!
>>487285620From the thumbnail it looks like she's holding a slice of cherry-topped cake on a cake server. Which fits.
>>487285620Cutie
>>487285620fat tubby fatfat
>>487285620What if Ashley was like this just before the quarantine and the starving lasted just long enough to slim her down to the proportions we see in the game but not long enough to go full skelly?
>>487288302Andrew wouldn't love her as a woman.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
There should be more posters at this hour...Are we dead?
I am the saviour of /calg/
>>487293065No, i am.
>>487293065>>487293419No, I am Spartacus!
I'm the killer of /calg/
>>487291248I'm here I just dunno what to say. This hermit lifestyle's got my sleep all fucked up. It's 12 pm and I'm ready for bed. I'm lucky to have work that lets me choose my own hours. Enjoy your lunch or whatever anons
>"Ashley, can I hold the gun?">"Why?">"No reason."
>>487249961Well, Ashley says something like "you always abandon me to dip your dick in some hussy" to which Andrew replies something like "Yeah, I'm not celibate, so what?". This suggests that Andrew has had sex with more than one girl (otherwise they would just use Julia's name), but I don't think Andrew would cheat on Julia since that would be abnormal and if he doesn't care about Julia, why would he risk his relationship for some other broad he isn't into. So maybe Andrew was a bit of a womanizer in high school before he started dating Julia?
>>487294525Me and my future wife
>>487294735Or maybe Nem-chan didn't 100% plan everything? The Julia dream where he asks her to tie up her hair seems to be for Andrew tards who think he dindu nuffin, kinda like the Renee devlog was for mommyfags who thought she was innocent.
>>487249961>>487294735Andrew is used goods and Ashley deserves to have her first time with a fellow virgin.
>>487295959lol Ashley would laugh at any virgin and call him pathetic, unless it's Andrew of course
>>487295652>Or maybe Nem-chan didn't 100% plan everything?KIT9, KILL THIS ASSHOLE
>>487291248It sounds like you miss the company of a certain poster.
>>487295652Yeah, I also think that Andrew was retconned from player to extroverted flirt. If he was with Julia since high school that's anywhere from 3 to 6 years.
>>487291248I've just been busy last week and this week.I will recommence heavily posting once I am no longer busy, which should be soon.
Hey orodes, I know you will see this. My wifes bull thinks you are cute and wants those tight little cheeks of yours. he will be in touch.
>>487298949ok thanks for letting me know tell her to give him my number
>>487298949I hate redditors so much it’s unreal, I hope his new bull rapes him to death.
>mopchads making the plebbitors seethe
If only Ashley and the mom had talked about the Mom's stellar mop this could have turned out bet... less worse.
Andrew should ride a motorcycle. It makes him look cool and he already smokes. Having Ashley on his back as they ride off into the sunset would be the coolest shit ever.
reminder that redditoids genuinely believed a shitpost about Nemlei sending photos of her asshole was an official developer statement.
>>487300080>photos of her assholeDrop a catbox link plz
>>487299636God that mop makes my dick so fucking hard
So, are we finally getting a release date announcement for Ep 3 or is it gonna be yet another nothing burger progress report
ATTENTION JARED MOORE AKA “KIT9”ATTENTION JARED MOORE AKA “KIT9”ATTENTION JARED MOORE AKA “KIT9”we need you help in locating the user known as u/orodes_1 on reddit. we all know that you’re constantly lurking here looking for content to copystrike. you will initiate a copyright claim against u/orodes_1 then you will leak his full name and address so that the nearest /calg/ posting brother and sister couple can take their cleaver and violently turn him into soup (in ch.3)
>>487301821>redditchads making the imageboard trannies seethe
>>487301328Chapter 3 is done, Nemlei is just edging us
I don't care what you post on reddit as long as you don't bring the secondary cunts here
I care about what you post on reddit as long as it brings the secondary chads here
>>487302695At the very least, the fag seems to be keeping that information to himself. Also, I'm not going to pretend like seeing them freak out over our mop shitpost isn't kind of funny. Not only because they have absolutely no context, but even if they had context, they'd still be reacting the same way. They're only lucky that anon didn't include this >>487258240 if that's what freaks them out
>>487303825orodes invited me to 4chan, you just have to contact him through direct messages
>>487303825He told me
>>487301821Why are you on reddit?
>>487303825I see him call people secondaries and appear annoyed at redditry. It seems like he’s a hair’s breadth away from snapping and calling someone a faggot.
Strange how all the reddit posts appeared at once
Ban mobileposters and I expect three quarters of plebbitfags would disappear in an instant.
>>487304818Wow, it’s almost like someone made a post and then people started talking about it.
>>487304946This will happen the day they bring back Snacks
>>487305059Anon, I don't know what to tell you, but Snacks went full tranny.
That Redditor and the new one that just popped up owe me literally MILLIONS in stolen internet points from freebooting my greentexts and edits. They'll be hearing from my lawyer and the internet police!
>>487305308>and the new oneIt's probably Watasi, she and Orodes probably bond over a love of freeloading, attentionwhoring, and stealing people's work
That subreddit is a complete shithole. I blame all of you for making me look at it.
>>487305308We're anons, anon. We're above all that! We do it for the love of the game and having FUN. Not to have our egos stroked!
>>487305665Watasi speaks English like a filipino prostitute, probably because she is a filipino prostitute
>>487305841YWNBARA
>>487305841I agree completely! I post for the love of the art. I just want to bitch because it's fun.
>>487305770I thought we were in a sad state, but a quarter of the post there right now are just screenshots of the general
>>487306078
>>487306078Mmm... tiny hussy
>>487305665Jokes aside, watasi’s reddit account got nuked lol
>>487306162This is why we need to post about topics that are against the Reddit TOS like glorifying suicide/self harm.
>>487306368Exactly, why do you think she's posting here?
>>487306570i not posting here. you ugly pig american dog go fuck hussy and get aid
>>487306720I love you (as a friend) Watasi, you inspired me to seek out my sister in a romantic sense.
>>487306570Columbo-oppa... how you know it me?!!
>>487306162the amount of people there that didn't play the game is hilarious.the sub really died after it's mods made it into the Watasi propaganda department.
>watasichads making the imageboard trannies seethe
>Xchads making the Y trannies seethe
>>487307265Please don't tell me they're renaming Twitter again
X sisters… did we just win?
>>487307038To be fair, there are plenty of people here who don’t play the game either. But I get your point.Also, the pinned post in the sub is hilarious:>We the mods do NOT support kit9 studios!!!!!1!as if he gives a fuck
Is the game worth playing? I like the porn and stories but I feel like the game has too much reading to be fun :/
>>487307391I'm sorry anon, but it's true. Elon changed it over today...
>>487299708Imagine Andy between them...
>>487308660I am now!
>>487307480It's so over Ybros...
this is all orodes’s fault
>>487308608LMAOO
>>487312043>Heh... nothing personnel, بچه
>>487305308New one?
>>487313670This faggot >>487299636>>487307182>>487302202Posted the high quality Andrew drawing made by our local drawchad on the latest aggie.Personally i see this as the most disrespectful display of using anon's hard work for worthless internet points.
>>487308660>>487308836Based?!?!?
Stupid unmoderated fan community... needs correction!
>>487315705Kill yourself
>>487315705Commit unalive.
>>487315705Become an hero.
>>487315705Based.
>>487315705How does he do it?
>>487314567It's orodes and CatgirlOfTheSteppe, who is probably a tranny desu
>>487317279yeah, the cat nigga used the same>Xchads make Ycels seetheformat on the subreddit
>>487317279With that name it is clearly nemlei.
>>487317705I do see those comments but those and the chan posts may not be the same person. For example this one >>487302202 was me having a bit of a giggle.
We've reached our daily reddit discussion quota, let's talk about something else.
>>487319298I want to this anon
>>487319363You want to fuck him? Have fun, you two.
>>487319363to what anon? TO WHAT???
The thread was so comfy last night... what happened?
>>487319590Nemlei has set her sights on her second most hated group besides haggots. The goddess' divine wrath will continue until half the fanbase is dead or dying. Let the plagues begin!
>>487319590I got sad because i wont see my sister until next month and my sadness affected the health of /calg/ :(
>>487319560I want to
what if.... what if uhh errrm eeeeeewhat if Ashley had a third arm sticking out from her back that she couldn't control and somehow it got a hold of a knife and began to just slash at the air in front of ashley violently in a way where Andrew could only cuddle with Ashley while she was asleep?
>>487319298I have thoroughly enjoyed this discussion, to be honest. Laughing at redditors is fun to me. I am still riding the high of them thinking the nemlei asshole devlog was real.
>>487319913Mrs.Graves would definitely give up Ashley for adoption in this scenario, having a mutant child isn't helping her social image whatsoever
>>487316179He's so cute when he makes that face>>487316767With clothes like that every fujo would want to marry him
>>487319820You should hug her the next time you see her!
>>487320321yeah
>>487319913Jesse, what the fuck are you saying?
>>487320472My sister doesn't have a soul and if I hug her, I'm afraid she'll try and steal mine. Maybe I'd give her it if she was nicer but bitch
>>487320321She was going to, but the freak arm grabbed her clit on the way out of the birth canal and held on for dear life. Renee had no choice but to keep the baby
What if Andrew and puerpera Ashley ate her placenta?
>>487320472We only hug on holidays or birthdays :(
>>487321034I have -100 desire to eat placenta, but there is that little part of me I refuse to acknowledge outside of this very moment that is really curious what it even taste like.
>>487319590reddit happened
>>487315705Live your life
>>487316767Femboy shotas are the best.This is the best Andy in the Andyverse.
>>487315705Commit alive.
>>487315705Don’t become an hero.
>>487319975>I am still riding the high of them thinking the nemlei asshole devlog was real.No fucking way. Maybe we shouldn't bully them so much if they're literal, actual retards.
>>487316179Someone should edit him going on a romantic date with Fredrik.
>>487321463Why not? Are you afraid of a little cannibalism?
>>487324915More than sex with my sister, this game has really made me want to try cannibalism. I've fully come around from thinking it's gross and abhorrent to being a cannibalism advocate
>>487322535Oh yeah. And more recently, someone asked if the thing about Julia never having had an orgasm was canon.
>>487315705Become an villain. By which I mean, live.
>>487314567You’re literally seething lmao
I was checking out a restaurant my sister recommended
>>487327538If Delphism is sibling love, then the other 2 are just homosexuality. Specifically, I propose that Athenism is twinks and Spartism is bears
>>487327538Vegetarian?! Delphism is for carnivores!
>>487308608Dare to dream, anon
>>487327890Hmm, surely there were lesbian couples as well, let's do some digging>Homosexuality in ancient Greece>Love between adult women>Sappho, a poet from the island of Lesbos, wrote many love poems addressed to women and girlsLesbian island is a real place?!
hags
>>487326576A villain that takes away Andy?
>>487329323>Lesbian island is a real place?!You didn't know that?
>>487329323Yes anon, that’s actually what lesbian was named after, because Sappho was so gay. In fact, a woman who loves women (whether lesbian, bi, etc) is said to be Sapphic.
>>487330915And gets mating pressed by him
>>487332026BasedCute edit
>>487330187I thought nemlei excommunicated you people
>>487332026if you're going to shit up the thread at least make yourself useful and make more kingdom come edits
>>487333208HAGS
>>487334685Attempting to reason with that creature is a fools errand
>>487328897Sister pussy is now officially a vegetable
>>487334862NO!!!!!
Someone edit Andrew as King Baldwin IV
>>487335570>nowThis isn't news
>>487335892OLDER WOMEN SEXOCOMMIT LOVEY-DOVEY RELATIONSHIP WITH OLDER WOMENMAKE BABIES WITH WOMEN ON THE VERGE OF MENOPAUSE
>>487334685Ask nicely and I will :)
>>487336468>37>verge of menopause
>>487337010Don't women hit menopause at like 30, earlier nowadays thanks to birth control?
>>487337124No?
>>487336468SITTING ON THE EDGE OF YOUR BEDTELLING YOU THAT IT'S GOING TO BE A BIG DAY TOMORROW
>>487330915If you want.
>>487337010>37
>>487338486I don't want to hurt Andy tho
Imagine if Renee was pregnant when Andrew and Ashley ate her
>>487339120Who says you have to hurt him. He can be your cozy little hostage while you taunt Ashley. Make her think you're hurting and bullying him, so when she's finally storming your hideout she interrupts a nice dinner you're having with him.>He's saying "Ahh" while you spoon feed him.>He's stoked to see Ashley, and you invite her over for dinner.>She sits awkwardly as Andy talks about all the fun times he had staying over at your place..
>>487338414She has a lot of milk to give
>>487339431I love that idea. Very smart of you, actually.Then the 3 of us have fun
>page 8
>>487214269She has shifty eyes
Yo, I'm tabbed out. Cut me some muhfuggin slack muhfugga
>>487344560She steals brothers
>>487345141Why is Andrew wearing Ashley's choker?
>>487345863Julia turned Andrew into her slutty girl (male)Now she (he) spitshines Julia's gock
>>487340257I know exactly the kind of fun you should all have. Hunter: The Reckoning on the GameCube. 3-player co-op, can't go wrong.
>>487346101Vampire the Masquerade: Redemption is better and it fits with goth Andrea's tastes
>>487346863It'll be a blast for you and a blasphemy.
>>487345960Andrew is a failed male spilling his useless semen on the floor
>>487347203Based
My sister just asked if she could wear my favorite shirt. Do I have to give it up? I only own three pieces of clothing that I really love, and she wants my favorite
>>487349428your scent is on it, be afraid
>>487349428If it's just to borrow, why not?
It’s over /calg/ I’ve been in denial all day but it’s true, we’re just a screencap factory for redditors to point and laugh at. All my urges to post are completely destroyed, because even if I did post something interesting it would immediately be re-posted on reddit.
>>487349669>why not?I'm scared I'll never get it back.
>>487349428There’s no stopping it if she really wants it. My little sister wears my t shirts and boxers around the house all the time. It is what it is.
>>487349894>boxersShirts and outerwear I can understand. Underwear seems a bit much.
>>487349428Girlfriends usually wear their boyfriend's clothes. She's giving you signals
>>487349894>and boxersOh my...Anon i...
>>487349850What, do you not love your sister enough to give her something forever? Are you afraid to commit to her? Does some HUSSY have your heart? What's wrong, are you considering outbreeding like some kind of fucking degenerate? Or do you think you're too good for your own flesh and blood, the one person who can ever TRULY understand you?Give. Your sister. A child. or your shirt. Or anything else she asks for.
>>487349428>>487349547>>487349669>>487349850>>487349894>>487350364>>487350432>>487350503>>487350592Brb, on my way to post this on r/CoffinofAndyandLeyley real quick
>>487349894>boxersYou two sure are close...
>>487349894>boxers
>>487349850Just tell her it's your favorite and not to get it all messed up. And honestly even if she does try to keep it what's she going to do if you just take it back? Beat you up?
>>487347203I bet Andrea writes harry potter fanfiction
>>487349428I remember a while ago when my sister was about to go out and walked by me and said "hey anon look at me" and had one of my shirts that i thought i lost. I got unreasonably mad because i was 15 and stupid. All in front of her boyfriend too.
>>487350592But it's the only time I've ever cared enough to buy my own clothes. It's not fair that I have to lose it forever>>487350989>Just tell her it's your favorite and not to get it all messed upShe said she just wanted to share it and would only wear it on occasion, but I know how that goes. It's over
>>487352384>It's not fair that I have to lose it foreverWhat's yours is hers, and she is yours. That's how this works, Anon. Don't you love your sister?
>>487352846This. He shouls fondle her ass in exchange for the shirt
>>487352384Give it to her and ask for kisses back
>>487352384Oh in that case just tell her no. Don't be an Andy.
>>487352846>Don't you love your sister?If I must
>>487353035Just love your sister already!
>>487352384>>487353370How did you post the same image twice?
>>487353559I edit every bust so that I can post it without having to worry if others have firstAND IT WOULD POST ANDREW BEING CONFUSED BUT FOR SOME REASON RANDOM IMAGES ON MY COMPUTER GIVE ME A CONNECTION ERROR EVEN THOUGH THERE IS NO ERROR WHEN I SELECT A DIFFERENT IMAGE
>>487353030>Don't be an AndyI've always been an Andy. I need to wait for Burial to release so that I can learn how to become Andrew>>487353370I do love her, I'm just bad with commitment/intimacy/sharing
>>487352384Can you post a picture of your shirt and its tag? I can look for a duplicate you can give her so you can keep your own, since it's clearly special to you.
>>487349894Boxers that you've cum in recently, I hope
>>487354051They look the same but I see now that yours is the same resolution at about 1/3 the filesize. Very sneaky anon.
>>487354051YOU HAVE BEEN CAUGHT USING NEMLEI'S INTELLECTUAL PROPERTY TO POST ON A FINNISH INCEST ADVOCATE FORUMYOU WILL RECEIVE YOUR COURT SUMMONS IN THE MAIL IN 3 TO 5 BUSINESS DAYS
>>487349428Just get her a copy of it and write:>belongs to <your name here>In washable silver markerNow she can get mad that you ruined it before you reveal le epic pranqueOr excited that now she can wear your shirt AND mark herself as yours
>>487355450Hey nemmers. When's your next rage post about how the mom is popular despite your efforts?
>>487237212This image isn't really true, though. Maybe you could argue a case for the cultist, but the worship and summoning of demons, while it may be outside of the purview of the law, still warrants some form of guilt in my eyes, The parents were directly involved in a human trafficking scheme, and so were definitely not innocent in the eyes of the law.
>>487355835Who cares if the old cunt is popular? I've killed her twice now. Bye bye, Renee. May you rot in hell.
>>487356183Luckily there was a vacancy with the ex-CEO stuck on Earth.
>>487354596Here's the shirt. I love subtle merch like thishttps://files.catbox.moe/s9lmny.png>>487355559Thanks for the suggestions anons. Truth is that I just wanted to complain and thought /calg/ would like my predicament, I'm far too stingy to buy a second shirt just to give away
>>487356463mmm monke
>Be me>Starving to death in an apartment>My only company is my brother, who seems to hate me>I don't know why he's so mean>I try and find some food for us to eat, but we've been stuck in here for more than a few weeks>Find a can of tomatoes in the trash>HOLY SHIT>Let's go show these to my Andy, maybe if I'm useful he'll love me>He just yells at me and tells me he's the one that hid them there in the first place:(
>>487359595You deserve it, Ashley
>>487348424Andrew's semen is NOT useless! Andrew's semen is worth more than silver, gold and precious gems! The floor should feel honoured to receive his loads! And he is not a failed male! How dare you!
We got sibling marriage. Surprise, surprise bigots, okay? Sorry, in 2070 siblings are gonna be allowed to get married. Get used to it!
>>487359595Have you tried giving him a handy? Maybe he is frustrated he hasn't been able to jerk off in a while
>>487359595Who even eats canned tomatoes?
>>487359254BasedSlurp slurp slurp
>>487359254God I wish that was me
>>487361174Which one :3
>>487359254kill yourself
>>487361302I would be Reene ngl
>>487362451Milky please?
I need sibling romance to read. Can be books or fanfiction. Or manga. Please help I am going insane.
>>487360509I use them as an ingredient for things like stews and chili
>>487362538Warm milk... Imagine.
>>487363274nta but warm milk is kino
>>487361174God I wish that was you.
>>487363274Straight from the source. MMmmmmmmm nee-san milk
>>487359254live your life
>>487363415It will be us <3
>I don't care that he jerks off, really>At least he's home, and not somewhere else>But I wish he didn't have to hog the bathroom, it shouldn't take him an hour every morning>Notice a pattern, he only jerks off when he has morning wood>Jackpot>I usually wake up early to enjoy snuggles anyway>Reach my arm down, keeping my head on his chest, the waistband of his old sweatpants does nothing to stop me>Holy shit he's hard>It's so warm in my hand, I almost just want to put both hands here>Fucking drafty windows>Have to stroke him slowly, mostly around the head>I need him to cum, I'd like to wake up and take a bath for once, it'd be so nice>Hear what sounds like him saying my name, but I don't stop, hoping I can pretend I'm asleep>Realize that "Ah" sound isn't him saying my name, he's breathing through his mouth>He's gotta be close, right?>It gets harder, feel it start to throb>Extract my hand, there's some cum on it>I had saltwater for the last three dinners in a row, I am not passing up the chance for some flavor in this place>Doesn't taste like much, just a little salty>Seethe with rage that even now I can't get something with some fucking flavor>What did I even expect, he's been living off saltwater too
>>487364808orodes here, thanks for writing this, i will post this to reddit and it will easily push me over 20,000 karma
>>487364808Damn that's hotMoar
mom/shota/milk/hag/haggot/renee is all blacklisted for me so half this thread is hidden, i genuinely hope you people die from something as cancerous as you I'm not even joking please kill yourselves. you wonder why the threads are slow? people hate you lol
mom/shota/milk/hag/haggot/renee is all whitelisted for me so half this thread is based, i genuinely hope you people live your lives with someone who’s as positive as you I'm not even joking please live your lives. you wonder why the threads are epic? people love you lol
>>487365427That shit is literally one guy replying to himself. Janny won't clean it up, so what can we do?
>>487365427That shit is literally many different people replying to each other. Janny won't clean it up, because no rules have been broken so what can you do lol?
>>487366019>>487365801You're afraid to do it, aren't you? Put the gun to your temple and pull the trigger.
>>487366019>>487365801You're afraid to do it, aren't you? Treat your body like temple and live your life.
I just want to know why it's moved from early mornings to late nights
Using filters is peak reddit behavior, imagine being so assblasted by literal words on a screen that are still related to coffin by the way, that you have to block them out. And then you chimp out to the point of insanity when the filter that you so carefully created works exactly as intended.
imagine getting worked up over people being unable to see the shit you smear on the walls.
NyaAndy has been captured and is now being smooched by Andrea. Call the police if you see him.
>>487366893Shota
>>487366752EVERYBODY I DON'T LIKE IS REDDIT :( you got lady balls
Why yes, I do like my /vg/ thread to be about the game it's supposed to be for and not some retards unrelated fetish coopting the characters.
>>487306968Ironically she balks at the aspect of irl incest because she actually has an older brother. And even funnier thing is that she is a christian
>>487366752>still related to coffin by the wayback to "your" ship theseus
>>487366893I dont think that im the worked up one right now, and just to prove it to you I’m going to use the words mom/shota/milk/hag/haggot/renee in my post so you don’t have to see it and cause yourself unnecessary stress.
>>487367020And yet she fantasized about it
>>487366904He’s so cute, I just want to gobble him up!
>>487367187I'm not even the anon that has blacklisted it, but I gotta agree, shut the fuck up
>>487367331
>>487367408Add me to your filter cutie, lol.
>>487367020It's always funny to me when people say>oh, you don't have siblings, that's why you're into incestWhen for me, the case is actually that I like my sister so much I developed an incest fetish. No, it's not really related to much, but just enjoy a peaceful (You)
>>487367504>this innocent neko literally makes the filter using reddit transplants seethe
>>487367784I genuinely don't get those anons.>I used the filter so I don't see the posts but I will still complain about them because half the thread is hiddenEven though they can just keep posting, and it isn't even the thread quality argument, because doesn't spamming the same kill yourself and bringing attention to the topic also bring down the thread quality? That is, if you care about such a thing. In short, picrel.
>>487363323>>487363686Based. It's excelent for your bones and boners
>>487368369You hate me because I speak the truth, loser faggot titmonger. You should feel ashamed.>>487368463Kill yourself. How many people will it take for you to do it?
>>487368590>How many people will it take for you to do it?Someone that isn't you.
>>487368870Cool, good luck.
>>487368590I don't hate you kek. If anything, I want you to get better.
>>487369019You're adorable, you'd be better with a bullet in the back of your fucking head
>>487368870>>487368463Ok. Kill yourself
>>487369228Uuh. Okay. I didn't mean that in any snide way or anything but okay. Get better soon.
>>487368870hahaha haha an hero immediately
>>487368870
>>487369384Full offense to you though, what you do is unjustifiable and you know it but you dont care, anon was right, kill yourself.
>>487206191Ubel is who Ashley would become if she had the power and strength to control her surroundings.
>>487369630No, thank you.
The more you seethe, the bigger the delay is.
The more you post that offtopic trash, the bigger the delay is and the more flashback content she cuts from the game.
I still just want to know why you moved these posts from ~10am to ~8pm. You used to do this much earlier in the day
Moralfags hate himOlder women love himFamily members love him even moreFind out how this little boi became the ideal man
>>487371098Please respect my privacy, pedophobe
>>487371185kill all pedophiles. there's no fixing you. abomination.
>>487371287reddit is two doors down and to the left, moral fag
>>487368369>>487369384Live your lives!
>>487370753>>487371180He is literally me
>>487371180Play other Nemlei's games if you haven't yet!
>>487371706Lol, you made his bulge bigger than it was the last time I saw this image posted.
Its amazing how last night the thread was going relatively well until these specimens appeared.
Its amazing how last night the thread was relatively boring until these specimens appeared.
>>487371706I did. Better Half was alright. Divilithion was good. Jack in the castle was meh and I haven't played candy scabs.>>487371876I didn't post that but made the edit, yeah. It's an old one.
>>487327538YOU KNOW WHAT TO ORDER
>>487372047It's nice you have knowledge from her other games.Cute pic btw. Lucky her.
>You are Ashley!>It's like 10:40 at night>The cool air's almost nice on your skin>The ambience on this side of town is nice too, at least compared to being cooped up inside for weeks>Andrew was nice and bought you a soda>Sure, it didn't taste good, but he bought you a soda! He cares!>There are only two problems, both able to be solved pretty easily>The first is that And- Andrew left you alone, but he'll be back soon with news about that guy, imagine if he and your old neighbor were in the same cult!>The second is that someone is trying to kill you both, but thanks to the talisman you should be able to keep ahead of him>Plus, he stabbed you in the dream>So just shoot him if he won't give up? Seems simple enough>I guess a third problem is how bad the soda tastes>Take a tiny sip, again>It's somehow both super sweet and almost spicy and sour at the same time, it just makes your tongue burn and your teeth feel disgusting>It's like a desperate race to see how shitty a drink can be and still sell>Every sip is worse than the last, and the can's still mostly full>Gotta power through>Even if the flavor can't be enjoyed, it was a gift from Andrew>And honestly, the night's nice with the sound of the wind as it winds its way around the streets and under the underpass nearby>Plenty of time to just sit, relax, think, and enjoy not being dead
>>487350592>do you think you're too good for your own flesh and bloodThis is why inbreeding is literally the least hypocritical and most intellectually honest mode of reproducing
>>487206191Nemlei has to do this, we need more shota content in gaming!
>>487372226I have reached peak autism when it comes to shotaposting, so of course I would do research when making edits.
>>487364808Golden. I will be watching your career.
>>487372401I would make Nemlei my god.
>>487372313Do one with shota Andy next, please.
>>487366019>no rules have been brokenA look in the archives reveals these posts being deleted whenever reported
>>487372473I actually respect that a lot kekYou got inspirations from her games, and that's perfect
>>487372473>I have reached peak autism when it comes to shotapostingHow would one reach this level of enlightenment?
>>487371382Fuck You
>>487373224Someone needs to make a gachimuchi remix of the game's soundtrack
>>487372912Ascend to Hyperborea and make that swamp weed, then watch over 1488 hours of joe rogan and you will be there.
>>487372606I've posted some others, such as >>487372313>>487372742I don't want to write something I wouldn't enjoy. If I do write something involving Andy, it'd include Leyley, and it wouldn't be sexual.
>>487373224Mr graves, if he was sexy.
>>487373398Will you hold my hand in hyperborea as we watch the black sun set over the sea?
>>487373398BasedAlso very cute mod
>>487373750Yes :3>>487373794Thank you. I like women in uniforms and in places of power.
>>487372473>peak autismThen why is your taste in shota so bland?
>>487373224Mr Graves, if his sprite was faithful to him.
>>487373923>I like women in uniforms and in places of power.Same! I always thought the correct way women can actually be taken serious is if they start dressing respectable. I learned that at work.I love the military ones.
>>487373224>>487374261Mr graves does look quite Asian now that you mention it.
>>487372742Do it yourself, retard
>>487375023That implies he has any talent.
>>487373224Mr Graves, if his sprite was actually based on FriendA that took Andrew's anal virginity at his job and made him drink his semen in coffee afterwords.
>"Ashley, just let me hold the gun for five minutes."
Why'd she do it bros?
I'm digging through the archives and it's been really helpful that the person who links the new thread does so multiple times.Makes it easy to look for shit, thanks Anon.
>>487377045It was over. The dream was dead and soon so shall she be.
>>487377045She's a big Nancy Sinatra fanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEFa4ztm9P0
>>487378084
>>487378865This image reminds me of that "me waiting for my husband to finish complaining about his day so I can suck his dick" image
>>487380308Post it
>>487378084This is a fair and logical request. I don't see how Andrew has any reason to refuse.
>>487380365If I had it, I would've posted it
>>487381761You are a little too eager on this incest sex thing...
>>487356072>This image isn't really true, though. Maybe you could argue a case for the cultist, but the worship and summoning of demons, while it may be outside of the purview of the law, still warrants some form of guilt in my eyes, The parents were directly involved in a human trafficking scheme, and so were definitely not innocent in the eyes of the law.
>>487382003You're not eager enough after all that groping an innuendo!
>>487382316G-Groping? I don't know what you are talking about.
>>487381940You motherfucker, you broke my heart.
>>487382531>You're just looking for an excuse to touch my ass.>Like I'd need an excuse.
>>487382657That was banter. Nothing more!
>>487382891>20 minutes later
>>487382891Brothers can't banter. Their brains are too small to do anything but flirt for a piece of sistussy. FACT.
>>487382649Heh, I do that a lot
>>487383123That was uhhh uhmUhhhhhhhhhAAAAAAAAAAA I PLEAD INSANITY
>>487384945Denied.
>>487384945DENIED! You are sentenced to 20 years of raw sister fucking with no chance for parole! Dismissed!
So what's up with Andy and the belt loops?
>>487386073wtf are belt loops? You mean sister restrainers?
>>487386073Belt loops? Those are tard wrangling straps. They're easily accessible and prevent his tard sister from wandering off to get into trouble.
>>487386073It's his legal loophole.
>>487386073
>>487386658Ehehehehe. Good one.
>>487386768
>>487386768god why is she so fucking ugly. Vile creature. No one could ever possibly love something like her. I'm so happy she's going to die alone
>>487386768Fucking heresy
>>487386547>>487386573I need an image of Andrew walking Ashley and having to keep pulling on her leash preventing her from running into traffic
>>487386892Fucking herussy
>>487386818Perfection. Malehussies are built for femhussies with belt loops sewn into their thighs.
>>487386867Ashley please, it's too late to be shitposting
>>487387026Au contraire! The middle of the night is the PERFECT time for shitposting, my dear Andy!
>>487386867because the fag who edits julia into ashley artwork also puts retarded blushing onto all the images and makes them look at least 10x worse than they already were
>>487387213Frenchley a cute!
>>487389458gosh I'd be so happy if I had a french cannibal wife. We don't even have to speak the same language, I don't care.
>>487389458FRENCHley, cute?! Oi mate, that's a bloody lie, innit?!?
What's the best 3Dley
>3DPD
>>487390356Every single one of your sisters are 3DPD except mine, because mine is imaginary. It appears I win this round, plebeians (I said smugly through tears of pure cope).
>>487390305Saruei
>>487391136She's disqualified for being a BBC faggot. We're trying to shrink the gene pool in our incest general thx
>>487390565Her knife-gripping posture is WEAK. Work on the basics if you really want to get Andrew's why-boner going!
>>487390305I guess that one vtuber chick that cosplayed as Ashley. Personally I think none of them are very good
>>487391230Not all frenchies are blacked...
>>487391328She literally draws her OC fucking niggers. And aside from that she has a retarded tattoo on her chest so yeah a complete waste
>>487390565Sea_Lean's art is fucking based
>>487390305Not a bad body but man do I hate the eyeliner or whatever the hell. If you didn't tell me that was supposed to be Ashley, I'd have no clue what that was supposed to be.
>>487390305This chick is literally Ashley
>>487391465substantiate these claims
No real woman will ever be as cute and beautiful as Ashley, and no real man will ever be as handsome as Andrew. I just feel revulsion when I look at cosplayers of either.
>>487391930https://r-34.xyz/post/318511https://r-34.xyz/post/56261In summation saruei should kill herself for this affront to delphism
>>487184392
>>487392486Huh... maybe. It could also just be that they are darkened as a stylistic choice in order to allow the viewer to focus more clearly on the subject. But that's just a porn theory.
>>487392129>No real woman will ever be as cute and beautiful as Ashley, and no real man will ever be as handsome as AndrewIn my head they look fairly ordinary (above average, but not drop-dead beautiful). but there's something inherently about people cosplaying them that repulses me. One part of it is that I think because trying to look like Andrew always look like high schoolers trying WAYYY too hard to look cool, and capturing Ashley's smugness without it coming off embarrassingly is just kind of impossible and they usually look too full of themselves but not quite in the way Ashley would.Also cosplaying in general is just dorky in a way that doesn't fit either of their personalities at all. A "literal andrew" would not dress up as an edgy character from a video game he likes than post pictures on social media in hopes of getting gay men to tell him they want to bone.
>>487392875She's drawn pieces with much paler males than these. Sorry dude, lost cause
>>487392683>Calls his mother "Dad">WHY WON'T SHE PAY ATTENTION TO ME???
The reason why a real Ashley can never exist is because girls like her always ruin any attractiveness they have by getting tattoos and piercings.
>>487392683damn that's sad and true.
>>487391784HUMMINA
>>487393056A real Ashley would keep her skin pristine and clean for her Andrew
>>487184392I really should stop coming here. Discrepancy I feel is driving me mad
>>487393441>DiscrepancyWhat do you mean?
>>487393523Andrew wants to have sex, and Ashley wants to have sex, but they don't have sex. Massive discrepancy!
>>487393048It's obvious who wears the pants in the marriage (even if she looks better in a skirt)
>>487393645have faith in the power of Jesus Christ AND Lucifer anon. That way they'll fight over your favor and one of them will make Ashley and Andrew fuck to win you over.
>>487393745You are a GENIUS. I'm going to go pray and then sacrifice a goat right now! May the best man win!
>>487393523All this talk of incest is making me confused about how I should feel about my sister. I feel like I'm being gaslighted
>>487393919You are being gaslighted. Just go along with it. Whatever you do, don't start talking to your sister about childhood memories or your parents! That'll really kill your desire for incest.
>>487393919If you feel genuine romantic and sexual feelings for your sister, you are going to end up in a similar scenario to Andrew and Ashley (minus the murder, hopefully). Incest is everybody's favorite porn genre and everybody's least favorite news headline. It's good to get along with your sister and good to have affection for her, but don't feel that putting your dick in her is normal. It's not. If you want to do it, I'm not gonna tell you it's wrong. But it's not normal.Relax. You're gonna be fine.
>>487393745But anon. Jesus says incest is bad
>>487394258nuh-uh
>>487393919Gaslighting implies we are putting in the effort necessary to try to deceive you. We are actively telling you to fuck your sister.
>>487393645They just need a little bit of character development to get there. Andrew has already started to accept his feelings and Ashley already told him she's up for doing the deed. I think this would go faster if Ashley steps up and tries to be more mature so that she can make Andrew feel safe around her and open up. He feels a lot of shame so he needs warmness and understanding.
>>487393919In that case, you're right and you should take a break. If you weren't genuinely attracted to your sister before coming here, it's possible any feelings now are for a fictional version of your sister you've invented rather than the real her, based on Ashley's character and other fantasies. If you spend more time in real life with your real sister, your true emotions will become obvious, one way or the other.
>>487393919Nobody is gaslighting you. You are waking up.
>>487184392>>487211363Biggest question is why the general for a short 8 months old game still exists. Seriously what are you talking about here? Is this just an incest general on vg?
>>487395798New devlog soon and waiting for chapter 3 release date
>>487395798Wild speculation based on the little details and monthly devblogs. And some fag trying to get the general KSP'd off of /vg/ by autoerotic roleplaying with himself for 6-10 hours about little boys.
>>487395798>8 months old gameFag, it's 16 months old
I hope we get another preview video in the next log and more cute Ashley's
>>487396239I'm really hoping we'll get a Tardshley scene to complement Tardrew, preferably a canon one that'll be in the real plot of the game.
>>487396024Would they really rather pull the plug on the whole general than janny one autistic retard?
>>487396762Yes.
>>487395798it's like the ddlc general. it's dead most of the time and the same two/one anons are bumping it
Guys stop dooming we have a week till the next devlog, which will announce a release date! In the meantime, play Jack in a Castle!!
>>487397151Oh cmon, there's at LEAST 3 of us. And all way have to do to bring it back to life is say something wacky/outrageous like "wat if ashley threw a used tampon at Andrew as a joek huehehu" then everyone comes out of the woodwork.
>>487397194>play Jack in a Castle!!
Nemlei will announce a new game called No good Anon, which follows the lives of all /calg/ users.naturally, we'll get the fujo treatment and get turned into cute traps.
>>487397578But I don't wanna fuck myself!
>>487397617go fuck yourself NOW
>>487397578im too tall and masculine to make a convincing trap!
>>487397578Based, I'll play the fuck out of it because I want more trap content in games.
>>487397578Will I get to be as cute as Noelle?
>>487397578None of you sisterfuckers are cute and never will be cute.
>>487398697I KNOW I'M UGLY YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND MEJUST LET ME DREAM ABOUT BEING CUTE AND LOVABLE FOR ONCE
>I stayed up posting until 5 am againHaha, fuckGood night lads. Sweet dreams. Remember to kiss your sister and tuck her in.
>>487398697I was about 4+ years ago and I could've probably pulled off Noelle's "look" pretty naturally when I was at my best. For some reason, I mostly only ever got hit on by older women or gay/bisexual dudes, but when I wasn't a complete hermit and healthy, people would say shit like they'd "go gay for me" or whatever. To be clear, I'm straight, but I won't act like I didn't enjoy getting some positive attention either.Now I kinda look like shit (granted, I still look younger than I am, but the cracks are showing), but I'm trying to get myself back together before I hit that age where it all starts going downhill. My sister doesn't really look that much different than me without the makeup and shit either as far as her face goes. Her hair and eyes are a different color but we've both got the same bug eyes and dark circles underneath. The dark undereye thing is the only thing I really hate about my face.
>>487400318>dark undereye those are hot
>>487187929
Today is international anyone-who-isn't-Ashley-gets-to-kiss-Andrew day!Make sure to go out and kiss Andrew!
>>487400318I went from unintentionally looking like femboy at 18 to looking like a 35 y.o.,buff, veteran, psychopath at 25 now.fags still sometimes show interst. before it was normal fags now it's flamboyant fagsit always feels awkward
>>487405713What was that?
If Ashley had kids she would be a pregalomaniac
>>487406676I think there may be a misunderstanding. They must've been referring to "Andy" of course!Free kisses all around!
I'm dirty Dan!
No, I'm dirty Dan!
>>487407847>>487408018
https://files.catbox.moe/fln265.mp4
>>487408337Can't believe Kit9 just confirmed a TurboGrafx-16 port is in the works.
>>487407381Ashley having kids is a scary idea, she’d be extremely jealous of a daughter and overly attached to a son
>>487413501Nah.
>>487413501She'd love them because they're an extension of Andrew.
>>487410104Ah, Punch and Judy simply took on a new form, I see.
>>487407847>>487408018This actually made me laugh. Thanks anon.
>>487410104No wonder they are so dumb
Aight, hoe. Goin out fo sum milk and cigarettes.
>>487378865What is Andrew not doing correctly in this image?
>>487415604Not fucking his sister
>>487415512Milk AND cigarettes?Bloody hell, he's going to run AND flee to a different country.
>>487383123I still use this image as a direct proof that nem is in-fact...a waman.
*Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop* *Schlop*
>>487417607Explain
>>487418921only womanfolk give a shit about playing with belt loops.
>>487417607For me Andrew gave away the writer's gender since episode 1, he's written like a menhera tumblr sexyman and the lack of any tranny shit/lgbt themes in Coffin means that the writer isn't a man. There's also the fact that Andrew called Ashley a whore twice in episode 1, a male writer would've unironically lacked the balls to write that. He would've been afraid of people disliking the deuteragonist.
>>487413501>overly attached to a sonI know exactly what you’re implying
>>487418975If I had a sister I would play with her belt loops too...And her tits
>>487419201you also forgot how absolutely brutal Ashley is to the hussy.>>487419537yes, but you wouldn't bring attention to it in the same way a woman would.
>>487418749>ask Ashley to clean the floor while you leave>return>it's clean
>>487418975>>487419537>>487419885How important is skin-to-skin contact in sibling bonding?
>>487420070very
Andy! We need to bake!
>>487419201I've known it's a woman since I first played the game. You'd had to have never talked to weeby internet-cultured girls in the 2000's to not pick up on it straight away.
>>487420963>weeby internet-cultured girls in the 2000'sHow do I date one of these in the current year
>>487422169>>487422169>>487422169>>487422169>>487422169Bake d'nouveau, Andrea edition
>>487422201Thank the bakers!
>>487421989Look up fujo hags over the age of 28.
>>487422489Not even inaccurate for the ones I knew. They were fun people though. Legitimately enjoyed being friends with them.
>>487400318You will never be a real man you disgusting lesbian
>>487422489How do I find them?? Where do I find them?
>>487397578Honestly, that sounds pretty good
>>487407847Funny, humorous, deserved>>487408018Not funny, abusive, undeserved, reported
