Mercy Edition>Mythic Reinhardt weapon available nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCgp961WjZU>Juno gameplay trailerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GspacNMHSbM>Juno's abilitieshttps://x.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1813974518924230984>Latest patch notesoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/patch-notes/>Midseason blogpostoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24104748/>Season 11 trailerwww.youtube.com/watch?v=oRCMGpL_5-U>Competitive reworkoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/news/24056255/>Comics, short stories and musicoverwatch.blizzard.com/en-us/media/Schedule>Season 11 (Current) - Ultrawatch Theme, Ashe Mythic, Colosseo Rework, Runasapi Map, Community Crafted mode (Balance patch by streamers)>July 9 - Summer Games Event>July 23 - Mythic Reinhardt Weapon skin>July 30 - Lifeguard skin shop (Kiriko, Roadhog, Lifeweaver, Mercy recolor)>Aug 20 - Season 12 and Juno launch>Aug 21-25 - Gamescom, Blizzard will be present>Future - Clash Mode (Unknown 2024), new tank (Season 14), Map reworks [Havana, Circuit Royale, Numbani, Dorado] (after season 12)>Overwatch Wikioverwatch.gamepedia.com/>Overwatch dev trackerdevtrackers.gg/overwatch>Overwatch EsportsEarn skins: esports.overwatch.com/en-us/news/owcs-2024-season-na-emea-broadcast-detailsEsports wiki: liquipedia.net/overwatch/Main_Page>Kiriko spam filterlistpastebin.com/VXp7mUqG>Mercy spam filterlistpastebin.com/vB5D1i4XPrevious thread: >>487167898
the kiriko brought you donuts
The hana has received the donuts
it's so fucking over(watch)
>>487184119who the fuck made this
>>487321520
Tankless open queue... home
>Try the mythic weapon>Autism kicks in>Start pressing R all the timeHow I am supposed to continue now?
Summer games...
>>487321893Man I used to do the same back in TF2 when weapon skins and war paints were added
>>487321893Become stronger than your autism
>you now need to get suzu off before being affected by shatterOh no!Anyway
>>487321769where the fuck do you see tankless open queue? the meta is at least 2 if not 3.
Enjoy the rays of sun
get on it schizo
>>487322178It's the mode they're going to make when they're ready to save the game.
>>487322098You're acting as if you didn't intend on using the Suzu on yourself for a quick heal and all of that was planned out. Why?
playing mccree is so fucking depressing now>land a headshot at medium range>enemy HP goes down by 10%
>>487322098>look up to block doom ultis this 2017
>>487321572She can recall through walls dumb dumbMeaning she can escape through geometry that other heros with straight travel abilities like Genji/Reaper/Soldier etc. cannot
the kiriko dance
juno.... dont do it....
>>487322459>tracer can recall through wallssmartest owgger
>>487322459How the fuck is recalling through walls the same thing as being able to attack through a wall? Kill yourself
IF THERE ARE ANY DEVS IN HERE. PLEASE ADD AN OPTION TO ADJUST VOLUME FOR POINT CONTEST BEEPING. IT IS COMPLETELY USELESS AND PISSES ME OFF. YOU MUST BE LIKE A RETARDED MIGGER WHO CANT HEAR SMOKE ALARM BEEPS IF YOU THINK THIS SHIT ISN'T ANNOYING.
>>487321570Her mom(left)
>>487322597>Payload map>Tracer blinks through closing gate after payload moves through it >Pulse bombs enemy>Recalls>Teleports back to the other side of closed gate where enemy cant directly follow toSay thank you for the spoon feeding babychan
>>487309683>>487310725I want to be 6.5 inches deep inside Juno
where is krissernschizo when you need him the most......
>>487322432common redditor trait of attention whoring
Hello, I want to impregnate Odessa.
wtf is krissern
They're never going to add another young male character due to porn reasons
>>487323037a nigger
>>487322876where you gonna get the other 3.5 inches from?
>>487322797literal retard
>tank needs to be constantly babysat by both supports so they have no time to do anything else and have to use all their CDs on the tank>enemy tank is still mauling them without needing anything but the occasional spot heal Looks like RPS is back on the menu
>>487323445I can fix her!
>>487323445Gerard was a lucky guy
>tank runs in and dies 5 seconds into the first round>does this again and again, 5 minutes into the game he has 5 deaths>proceeds to complain about his dps not having any killsI just fucking KNOW this dumb nigger is on his way to make another reddit post about how tanks are too weak as we speak
kissu
Space Culo
MORE SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>487323909I want to fill that space>>487324060Someday, my bare feet Lena yearning anon. Someday.
>be D.va>kill their Pharah >fly away, land on a roof, slide down and Tracer and I kill Mercy as she's trying to rez>finish their Torb after he kills Tracer>tank and other support finish me off>both are almost dead>my teammates are still at the choke, Ana is trying to kill a Torb turret while Mercy damageboosts her duo Ashe taking potshots at Sigma's shield
wife
go back to s9 for fuck sake. just go back. i'm tired of tankniggers.
Me? Personally? My opinion? Thanks for asking.I'm tired of the god damn Reinniggers who need 100% of all your resources at all times or they roll over and they're pushed up way too fucking far so any divers get to kill us for free
>>487323502>RPS is back on the menualways has been. but you overniggers deserved it and so does the community ofr sucking blizzcock all those years
>>487324506Retard, nobody was asking for giga tank buffs except the 2% of the players who play tank. Their decisions have nothing to do with what people want.
>>487322684The original anon said Venture being able to travel through/under geometryIt was the replying retard that said "WALL BANG?!"
>tank picks D.va>barely see her all match >only time she came by was when Illari tried to ult us and she ate it three times>win
Damn, I was actually excited for this hammer but it's fucking balls
>>487324760Still waiting for how this would be OP in any way shape or form btw
>>487324945Give me $90 for this digital axe right fucking now you fucking cunt
>>487324760>The original anon saidSo reply to the original anon retarded child.
Last time I bought anything in OW2 was last christmas because my grandfather remembers me asking for a Steam giftcard in 2014 and that's all he gets me
>>487325447Based dad
why does everyone here have weird fetishesgirls are for vanilla loving handholding sex for the sole purposes of intimacy and procreation
>>487324215bonita
>>487325603i can literally only cum to white overwatch girls getting gangbanged by at least 3 black guys
So when's the game-ending blogpost?
>>487326625Accidentally unplugged my PC when I was writing it and didn't save it so I'm rewriting it now
>>487326625s13. so around october
>>487326625if 6v6 was returning then it would have been today, but since it wasn't, it's just the general nothingburger friday dev blog as per usual
>>487326594sounds like your balls deep in a porn addiction
>$70 fucking dollars for a weapon skin and inspect optionI'm so fucking glad I paid $40 for this game 8 years ago and haven't spent a cent on it since
>>487324327I loved zen meta in s9 because it was dive or die they need to go back to that patch
Remember when they used to do double XP when events dropped so you could get more lootboxes for free?
>>487327226i hope you enjoyed those glorious......3 days of zen meta
>>487327474honestly most fun i had in ow2 next to playing with lucio/juno
>>487327183Buy the battle pass and play so it's 10 bucks.Still 10 bucks too much.
Why does Echo have 25 more hp than Pharah while also having a hitbox that is roughly 40% smaller?
>>487328305shes a robot
>>487328305She's not a kike bitch
>>487327587yeah s9 was peak but sadly tanky wanky go abloobloo cause brain too smooth to think about positioning!!!!!!!! tanky wanky wanna hold W and tuwn brain off!!!!!!!!!! buff tank or tanky wanky go googoogaga!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My caramel beauty...
>>487328856Calm down Angela
>>487328856handcrafted to please white women
>>487328374>>487328635So no argument?
>>487329501No argument. I do not have the know how and hours put into this game to talk about balance.I just play the game. 1200 hours in
>>487328305Echo takes skill to play, Pharah doesn'tHope this helps.
i've played this game for 900 hours and i'd estimate maybe 50 hours were enjoyable
>>487330009Just a few more hours and it'll get enjoyable, trust me bro
>>487329924*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT* Wrong. try again.
>>487329804seems I was being modest
>>487330142No I'm pretty sure that's right.
>>487330206*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT* One more try.
>>487328959>>487329168shut up.
>>487330349Nah I'm definitely right
>>487330579*BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT* That's 3. Guards! To the chopping block!
i've got around 300 hours clocked just looking at her in the hero gallery
>>487330696buy an ad nigger
>>487330804No, I don't think so.
>>487330983i'm not playing marvel, i'm a deadlock kinda guy. new highlights just look like ASS
>>487330696but i like that jq highlight
>>487331152i do too but the slowmo on her arm by the end looks like dogshit and kinda ruins it for me, the one with the people chanting her name is 100% better
CUM FOR JUNO'S TUMMY
>>487330829What were you doing other than looking at her?
>>487331418what kind of question is that
was that reddit post that got reposted to twitter about juno having a modeled cameltoe real
>>487331328meh, I prefer this tummy
>>487331960
>>487330696Does everything have the be some sensory explosion for zoomers to acknowledge it or something
kiriko tp got bugfixed back to 8 seconds but not listed in the notes btw
>>487332062kiriko's tiny butt...
>>487332079considering they're highlight intros that are supposed to be the preamble of the highest energy part of the match I'd say it's pretty appropiate
The
>>487332524Blacked Hana
>>487331626Quite a simple one.
>>487332524black cat hana
>>487332959
>>487322876Same but 6.25 inches
Angela Ogundimu
>>487332079That's all chinese media. No substance all flash. Look at that ZZZ game that literally just plays itself while making it look like you're doing truestyle combos in DMC4.
>>487322308>My blade is ready to be unleashed!
>>487326594t. most healthy male mercy main
tanks bad but unironically
You, the player. Are gay.
>>487335978But I like Venture
>>487334764
>>487322308why would anyone ship this when genji and mercy already exists and is better in every way
>>487336073Did I stutter? You are now gay. I am now gay. Everyone here is now gay.
>>487336228buy a shotgun and blow your brains out, thanks
>>487336226because Mercy is for me
shitskins will force awful ships like this because they have nothing else
This is now a Marvel Rivals general8)
>>487336814Buy an ad shill
I heard that the player is actually trans
HHHNNNNGH SPACE CUNNY
>>487336475Come on now anon. I was just kidding.
>>487337206no fun allowed, rawr >:(
>>487331838someone answer please
>>487337206no, do it. kill yourself. buy a shotgun and blow your brains out eurofag.
>>487331838>>487337710I don't care about Reddit
>>487337963are you retarded
>>487338061I'd be on Reddit if I were
>>487337821Why would I kill myself? I enjoy life and have people around me who are wonderful. You on the other hand seem quite miserable. Please seek help!
UNRIVALED NETEASE DOMINATIONThe beta has started!!!Make sure to buy the new Rein Mythic skin so Blizzard can recover!!!https://store.steampowered.com/app/2977970/Overwatch_2_Reinhardt_Mythic_Weapon_Skin_Bundle
>>487338969>fewer viewers than concord had It's over for reddit rivals
>>487338969OW2 enjoyers.. we lost
>>487338938you're a faggot. kill yourself.
>>487338969Watched some gameplay of thisAnyone else think this is going to go the way of Gotham City Impostors?
>>487339376Nope. Still enjoy sex with women only. I am so confident in my sexuality I can joke about being gay though. Touched a nerve or what?
>>487339494you're a faggot. kill yourself.
>>487339489No. GCI was fun.
>>487339489Once people realize they'll have to pay $80 to get the P2W characters the casuals outside of asia will drop it
>>487339489>Gotham City ImpostorsThat game was fun, but nobody ever wanted to play it with me
>>487339549Alrighty then. Take your meds and enjoy the rest of your evening.
>>487339779kill yourself. nigger
>>487339709It was but it just has the same cheaper game feeling to it>>487339764It died too fast brosThe devs abandonded it
>>487338969>$40>just the base skinOy fuckin vey
>>487339779less posty posty and more ropey selfie anon!
>>487339829No, you are the nigger with no impulse control. Keep on rocking my hostile friend.
>Jose getting the schizo riled upYou love to see it
someone share the google playstore link for marvel rivals i can't find it
>>487340150I am not so sure I love to see this episode over and over and over again.
Big "mom look I'm trolling the chans" energy tonight.
>>487340160You have to submit your social credit score to get in
>>487340295I guess this is what we fucking deserve for playing wifewatch. Good night on my part, more games today.
>>487340295you forgot the tranny reaction image
>>487340638Good night, grandpa
>>487340764better double check your /owg/ dossiers faggot
>>487341207Hey it's almost 2am you young rascal
>spending shit on mythic skins before the season is overyou bet your ass I will NOT be wasting money on this weapon shit and will use my prisms on it instead of Old Hag
>>487341465
/ourgirl/ asspen is the only one streaming overwatch, god bless her soul
>>487324662People are just asking to not get cc chain stunned. This problem isn't unique to tank technically but it's more likely to happen because the tank dying is the most important. Blizzards response is to just keep making tanks more unkillable in retarded blanket buffs that disproportionally help the three tanks people hate the most because they're part of the problem. Mauga, hog, orisa.
>>487342498i'm gooning to her right now
>>487342470
>>487342664>People are just asking to not get cc chain stunnedThere's barely any CC in the game anymore outside of tanks. Do you want to go back to OW1 where DPS could ambush tanks with stuns?
>>487342498That's our autist.
>>487342763She's not autistic she's just retarded and ugly.
its so weird seeing people complain about mythic weapons when it makes more sense given that, outside a few characters, your going to be seeing it far more than your actual skin.
>>487342763i hate her hair so much, i wish she'd just go back to blonde hair
Tanks should be more susceptible to CC than other roles if anything.
>>487342928She is actually diagnosed.
>>487343298self-diagnosed?
>>487343298Why would those things make someone a fat fuck?
>>487342759>Do you want to go back to OW1 where DPS could ambush tanks with stuns?How did you get from my post that I want more stuns? Cree, Sombra, Ana, hog are already too much as it is. All of these characters are failures from the chalkboard.
>>487343345I diagnose you with retardation.
>>487343718>mercyfaggot thinking he's better than anyone
>>487343536>All of these characters are failures from the chalkboard.Ana is exactly what supports should be in Overwatch. Very strong abilities but on long cooldowns. Other supports like Lucio that get value for free as their passive are the problem.
>>487343814Totally. I love long strong long cooldowns like Bap Lamp, and Kiriko suzu. So true retardkun!
>>487343536So true fellow doomsister
>>487343718post the other version.
8 ropes of hot sticky cum all over my bedroom carpet instead of aspens precious face
>queue DPS >someone picks venture first>remember why i dont play DPS anymore when all the other kits are neutered
>>487343814No because the abilities are still extremely frustrating. Making the player just as angry but less often isn't the solution. Lucio is strong but not frustrating the way Ana is. He doesn't take control away from the other player.
>queue support>someone picks mercy first>spend the rest of the game making passive aggressive comments at her and criticizing her gameplay
>>487344925You’ve just never played against a good Lucio which explains why you think Ana is so good
>>487344243I think my record is 6. Idk how to improve upon that.
>>487343298Like it's fucking hard to lie to a doctor.How do you think so many people get adderall for their ADD?
>>487345349drink lots of water. i find that after drinking a couple of litres i usually unleash gallons of jizz
I'm loving the new Pink Mercy skinx.com/rwt4184/status/1801700282193117624
>>487345462that's piss
>>487345840anon... your piss shouldn't be white...
>>487345349Overwatch
>Marvel is 17th on Steam>OW is 35thIt's well and truly Over(watch)
>>487345794>rwt4184
I love making tankoids cry by refusing to swap off Mercy. It's so funny watching them sperg out.
3 hours of this faggot and his marvel trolling and I'm bored already.It has old Mercy mass rez btw, it will never be good. People are just streaming it because it's novel and they're all burned out on Overwatch.
>spend all game swapping through tanks trying to help my team>team running reaper and sojourn into D.va all game>loseoh right i forgot this is a team game and nothing i do myself matters
>>487346887I don't even care about the gameplay problems. On a presentation level the game looks incredibly ugly/cluttered. It does not make me excited to try it. It's insane how clean and smooth Overwatch was in 2016 in comparison to this screen vomit.
>>487346191What's the point of this
kiriko ass
>>487347235
>>487347089>On a presentation level the game looks incredibly ugly/cluttered.Yeah, it's really really hard to tell whats even happening half the time. It makes you appreciate games that have actually good sound design and cues like Battlefield, CS, OW, etc where you can tell what people are doing with your eyes closed. Rivals is just a mess of noises constantly. OW1 had it's own visual clutter issues on some parts like 2cp final point pushes but it wasn't a constant thing like rivals. You know I'd really like there to be an actually good direct competitor to OW especially with how retarded the balance patches have been. But rivals isn't it. It's like nobody knows how to make a good shooter anymore. Maybe The Finals will magically become good and revive itself but that game fucked itself with the tank class too.
I'm a good girl
why is aspen eating a burger on stream
>>487348742be a good girl and shut the fuck up
>>487349498she hungry
>>487349636okay, i'm s-sorry..
>7and 12fucking garbage waste of space
>>487349778niggalow deluxe
>>487349778its okay we all have bad gamess
>>487350059fr
Man DPS feels like ass. It really is just support- now
Rein players should match their skin with their Mercy gf
>>487349498apparently it's a 'baggle'
>>487350531Legit can't remember the last time I killed a tank without killing his entire team first. Shooting the tank as dps literally feels like shooting a wall. Easily the most boring meta in years.
>>487350759Would be kinda funny. First they would have to have a gf though.
>>487350759this is so cute
>>487349498Eating before an audience has to be the most disrespectful thing.
>>487351063We do
>>487351038Really only if he’s turbo feeding and trying to legit 1v5 or something. The game is pretty much either dump everything you have into the tank or completely ignore the tank and hope you can kill his 4 players before he can kill your 4 players. No real macro strategy and playing distance intelligently.
Anon, you should add that Mercy egirl in your next game. She could be your future gf!
>>487351440what if they say no though...
>>487351038>egit can't remember the last time I killed a tank without killing his entire team first.YOU MEAN HOW OW2 WAS LITERALLY DESIGNED? jfc we literally went from "dont shoot tank shoot healers" to spam the fuck out of tank with CC back to "dont shoot tank shoot healers"
>>487351038>>487350531Giving every single tank a ton of buffs while also reducing headshot damage and nerfing the DPS passive is absolute insanity. Just making the game less skillful for the sake of tank players when even after multiple giga buffs people still don't want to play tank because the role just isn't fun for most people and tank mains still cry that they can get CCd or take damage at all.
>>487351270No. He does. "We" got nothing. Also what a semen demon bazinga mama mia!!
>>487351850Isn't having a high dps passive value going to encourage pokey "just shoot the tank lmao" comps?
I look at this interaction and I feel kind of sad for the only actual Sojourn fan that exists(she's a lesbian)Remember that time Jeff Kaplan cancelled an entire 70 page comic book just to avoid stepping on peoples headcanons? Screw that, new writers just did whatever the fuck they wanted lmao
>>487351950No because you have to shoot the tank less and the tank will have to actually disengage and recover occasionally. If the tank can just walk forward down main like the terminator as long as they have a healbot on them then you have to focus the tank the entire time or they'll be able to walk in a straight line into the backline. The more unkillable a tank is, the more you have to focus them. Doing anything else is like trying to bail water out of a sinking boat with a fork. Healing absolutely needs direct counterplay. The DPS passive was a complete win for the design of the game because it doesn't make you take more damage, it makes you get healed less so you can't just healbot a tank to cover for bad play. They already tried to nerf the DPS passive once before and it was horrible, it's a proven bad idea and they just proved it again. The only other option would be to just wholly cut down healing by 30% from all sources other than healthpacks.
>>487351950no "just shoot the tank" is meta now because whichever tank dies first loses, season 9 had a 20% dps passive and tanks were "weak" and people didn't bother constantly focusing the tank.
>>487352627good night
>>487352627cute
>>487352795this nigga talking to bots lmao
>>487351753try again until you get gf
>>487352736>>487352795good night
im so fucking tired of pretending that fighting hog on illios well is supposed to be fun
>>487353412what??
>>487353652It's hog player propaganda
>>487353652illios well is the only map that roadhog is fun on
>>487353652Fighting hog is never fun and nobody has ever said it was.Hog is a "you have fun at the expense of 9 others in the lobby" hero like ball or doom
are you ready for all the mercy mains to play juno on release and miss every shot
>>487354647I think all the mercy mains tried her and realized they can't play anything other than mercy
>>487354774forced animation
Things they need to fix with Juno:>more feedback//impact on her gun, missiles and ult>better visual indicator of shooting friend vs foe in a crowd>totally rework her ult and make it something actually interesting and not just a bad remake of orisa's old ult
>>487345187A good lucio doesn't stop you from playing the game. In a strict 1v1 sense you are always able to fight him. Characters like ana, sombra, cree revolve around not letting their opponents play.
>>487321340bros..... venom actually looks kinda fun............
>getting hard stopped at spawn>call the enemy team a bunch of bitches>pull out all stops, push payload to the end, and then stop the enemy before the first pointsometimes all you need is a little bit of autism and spite.
>>487356112Replay code?
ill play smite before i play anything marvel related after the shitshow of MvC infinites roster and avengers... everything. old marvel (disney not breathing over their shoulder for synergy) would sit back and let the game happen but nu marvel is going to find a way to fuck this up
>>487351850and somehow blizzard fails to recognize that the problem with tank is counterswap hell as a result of being an inherently unbalanced role since there's only one on the team. having bipolar balance does fuck all to fix the tank player drought, because when they're "weak" (i.e. can't walk into the open 1v5 and live) nobody wants to play them because they can't mindlessly survive shitty play but when tank is batshit OP nobody wants to play them because you just get counterswapped and you can't play who you want to anymoretank just needs less polarizing matchups, it might result in generalist homogenizatiton but it'd be better than turbobuffing everything and acting like that fixes the issue
>>487356365Marvel is just the game's paintjob, none of the developers of those games even spoke to each other
>guy in comp match gives up and leaves after getting rolled while on defensethis happens way too often, wish they'd understand that these types of games are actually surprisingly winnable
>>487356365Smite is a better game
>there are people who are mad that you have to kill supports or DPS before tank>instead of invalidating tank as a role by shredding him even while hes pocketedim starting to think this community might be fucking retarded
>>487356531this is true like 50% of the time if one team stomps offense the other team also stomps offense
>>487356663yes exactly, and then you have a 2nd round with 4 minutes each and the real match begins
>>487356643No tank has ever explained how tank supposedly dies faster than any other role.
>>487356643cry more tankoid. now sit in front of me and be a good meat shield. you're boosted btw.
>>487356643no one likes you tankoid
>>487356365nigga those were square enix and capcom, nit like netease is any better but pretending like they're the same developer is genuinely retarded
>>487352512>The DPS passive was a complete win for the design of the gamehonestly i liked the DPS passive and i say this as someone who plays motherfucking supportgave DPS as a role an identity in cutting sustain during a time they really needed something over the support role, instead of just slapping nerfs on supports, making nobody want to play them, and calling it a day, since they didn't touch support too much they still had a purpose instead of just being a cosmetic role
>>487356795>>487356807>>487357030let me guess, seething support shitter mad he cant sit in the backline and leech SR?
>>487357191have fun playing your flavor of the month hero tankoid. i'm gonna have fun playing heroes i actually enjoy playing.
>>487357191a monkey could play your role if you taught it to press S when he's getting shot and press W when he's not
Why are dps players so toxic?
>>487356494marvel USED to just be the games paint job. now everything has to tie into the MCU the main roster is already the same fucking characters that have been pushed for the last 5 years mixed with the upcoming mutant push. the only character im suprised they used (besides punisher) is fucking galactus' daughter who only existed in a non canon "manga" spinoff as the villain.>>487357143they dont have to be the same company for them to seek approval on what characters they can use
>>487357162>honestly i liked the DPS passive and i say this as someone who plays motherfucking supportYou should like it as support because it means it's more on the tank to take cover and wait to get healed instead of just expecting to sustain through everything which in turn means support has more room to do things than just heal the tank. The boosted tank and support players who didn't get that dropping ranks was good too because it meant you had to actually learn how to play the map to rank up. Now we're back to supports being healbots and tanks being able to just live through anything as long as they're being healbotted which itself especially benefits braindead tanks everyone hates playing against like hog and mauga and pushes tanks people generally don't mind playing against like JQ out of viability. The devs really need to just completely drop the idea of tank being a raidboss that needs to be defeated to be able to do the objective.
>>487357635they have the skill to back it up
>>487357304bro juno's a support
isnt it odd how any other game DPS and support would constantly be at each others neck, but in OW its tanks and support?
>>487358036i'm a dps player and i wish for total tankoid genocide every day
>>487357836nobody cares about mcu "lore"
>>487357304i play ball and doom just fine and never swap.>>487357362crazy how people swear thats the case but the role is still the least played. meanwhile support gets more braindead every season and players flood to inflate the queue time playing off DPS as kiriko bap or ana
>>487358036tankoids don't really care for supports they just want 6v6 back because 5v5 has made the role both busted and unenjoyablesupportoids are trying to redirect the blame because they know they hold the most power in a match and they'll get their cheeks clapped with the nerf hammer if tankoids are suddenly not seen as all powerful
Quick Alec Dawson, the queue times are still fucked, we need more tacked on hidden passives to incentivize people to play more tank!
>>487357191>seething support shitter mad he cant sit in the backline and leech SR?That's what support does now after the "make tank the only good characters in the game" patches. >>487358036Well DPS is the smallest factor on a team currently. I'd much rather have a junkrat one trick on havana and no widow but a good tank than 2 cracked DPS and a shit tank. I'd also rather have 2 good supports over a mercy man over 2 good DPS and 2 mercy mains. The devs have outright stated they don't want "tankbuster" DPS when they talked about the armor changes. Even though Bastion, Reaper and Tracer are less of a tankbuster than Mauga, Orisa, Dva or Roadhog.
>>487358331if a monkey could play the role then the role has no appeal for people looking to have fun
>>487358239you dont have to care about MCU lore to realize the rosters in marvel games fucking suck now compared to shit like ultimate alliance and early games.
>>487358592Yeah there's not a lot of incentive for a flex player to pick tank because the enemy tank can just pick roadhog or mauga and slow the game down and get value despite being retarded.
>>487358592bruv support is the most popular role what are you talking about
>>487358875i'll let you sit on that one
>>487357870>You should like it as support because it means it's more on the tank to take cover and wait to get healed instead of just expecting to sustain through everythingwell it's a double edged sword. just because the tank has to take cover for heals doesn't mean our tank has the brain cells to actually do so. i guess it just comes down to a design decision of "in an interaction between the DPS shooting someone, and that someone is being healed by a support, should the DPS or support win" which blizzard can't seem to make their mind up on>braindead tanks everyone hates playing against like hogmauga i'll agree on, but i honestly never found hog super frustrating to play against. bastard never dies, but if you respect his space while he has hook, you don't either. maybe it's different if you're on DPS or somethingalso, i actually even like the hitbox changes from s9 too, call me an aimlet idc but other shooters don't have teleporting brits and flying swiss ladies
do you guys think mercy will get a rework soon?she's been dogshit tier ever since they added the anti-heal passive. blizzard has made no attempts to buff her. that must mean they are working on a rework.
if mercy gets her 15th rework before literally any DPS or tank ill fucking kill myself
>>487359147>just because the tank has to take cover for heals doesn't mean our tank has the brain cells to actually do so.That sorts itself out eventually as those players lose games until they learn to use cover. >but if you respect his space while he has hook,It's 20m with a 7 second CD and because of vape having DR he never has to actually put himself in danger to use it. Basically you can't come anywhere near a control point if hog is on it. If they made vape a hard CD again on like 11sec it wouldn't be too bad. I don't think a character that can just instakill any non-tank who gets within an entire's objective's size to him if he hits a 6x size hanzo arrow is good design.
>>487359481I think there's a decent chance, except for the fact that they've been pretty vocal whenever they've had one in the works.Maybe they're just happy with keeping her kind of shit because she's relatively easy to play.
>>487359481nah they'll just keep nerfing whichever dps she tends to pocket
>>487321340What are the mercy equivalents for damage and tank?If you know what i mean
>>487360065>tankrein mains>dpsgenji mains
>>487359481A full rework of her womb
Imagine if orisa's spear pulled you to her and she doesn't even have a 600 damage shotgun. People only give hook a pass because it's been in the game forever and they've cucked themselves into believing it shouldn't have been removed in the beta like bastion's shield.
>>487359805>That sorts itself out eventuallyyeah, it's just still frustrating to deal with lmao>20m with a 7 second CDshit, i could've sworn it was like 8 or 9 secondswould a longer CD fix the issue? punishes hog more heavily for not getting value from his hook and adds more wiggle room for the enemy team to kick him while he's down. maybe tone down the DR on breather so it's less egregious what he can get away with. i think vape being a resource is fine just to keep hog's viability on ana's leash, but it felt like it's just way better at damage mitigation ever since.
>>487360065no i don't know what you mean
>venture is the only DPS left with a fun and unique kitman i sure am glad they gutted syms turrets and replaced it with more damage, made torb turret optional, destroyed meis freeze and replaced it with damage instead of making her defensive, etc. no wonder tank is the only role i enjoy anymore it,
spin
>>487360065>tankin terms of ego, doomfist mains in terms of obnoxiousness, reinhardt mainsin terms of sluttyness, dva mains>dpsgenji
>>487360575We should split the "damage" role into "offense" and "defense" roles!
>>487360575have you thought about playing heroes that take skill?>tankoidnevermind
>>487360482The biggest issue with hog is hook being basically a guaranteed kill and his vape allowing him to be a complete fucking clown and get away with it. I think you need to completely gut vape, remove the DR and make it a cd instead of a resource so he can't just play FFA and look for squishy kills and actually spend most of his time split between peeling for support and playing proper frontline.
>>487360575imagine looking at the dps roster and going>"hmm, tracer? genji? echo? Nah, I'm gonna be a SYM, MEI, TORB MAIN BRO"
>>487360065i want to be her so much i want a guy to do that to me
>>487361008nta, but tracer is not a qt asian with fat tits, so mei has the advantage hereecho is fun though, her cooldowns are short enough to rotate very nicely
>>487361008Torb is fun
>>487361008>trying to sneak in echo with tracer and genji
>>487361130the mercy main pipeline claims another
>>487361130dress up like her then and make some guy really happy
>>487361130a black guy is doing that to her btw
>>487338969>Make sure to buy the new Rein Mythic skini haven't played in a hwhile but last i played rein sucked super bad. did they fix him?
>>487359147JQ into hog is hell even with ana
>>4873611301. A black thing is doing it to her so I doubt you want that.2. You should really stop masturbating and looking at porn. It's turning you into a feminized porn-addled sex pest. Seek help.
>>487359653she had like two reworks back in ow1 for her ult and rez. in ow2 they """reworked""" (see: gutted) her guardian angel.>>487359841nah, i don't think they want to keep her shit. mercy mains are the biggest money spenders in this game.>>487359960this is why they need to rework her. she's the reason pharah is such a weird hero that fluctuates between being broken and awful. also sojourn.>>487360065rein mains and genji mains>>487360315?
>>487360510The ones lets your teammates know you are a sub
>>487361008As a Torb main how dare you
>>487362402hanzo
>>487362258They should have just nerfed hog going into OW2 and kept him bad. 300hp, old vape and whole hog. JQ is the non-retarded version.
>>487363294someone on the team really fucking hates hanzo
>>487362365cute boy
>>487364094The devs are all widow, orisa and hog mains.
>>487361008>same old hyper aggression and holding lmb>vs area denial, abilities that reward knowing the map, and offering more utility than outright damage
>nothing but Rein because of the stupid weapon
the issue with hogs hook is that it exists in a post junker queen world. then again thats hog as a character in general. they literally made a less cancer to fight and more fun version of hog, made her a tank, and then kept hog while giving him the ability to not be fucked by anti nade
doom buffs in march 2018 and brig scared away all the normies were being milked to death. NOBODY likes role que or 5v5 how has this gone on this long. League of Legends doesnt rework half their cast in 2 years this is fucking gay
>>487364942>same old cope
>>487365279League literally does rework characters all the time
>>487365389>reading comprehensionalso overwatch was doomed the moment it started pandering to supportoids and tankoids, simple as.
how do i get better at this game?is there anything i can actually specifically do to improve my aim, make better use of my abilities, etc? or is the only answer "just play more" (i've got 1k hours and my aim is fucking horrible)?
>>487365692Look at the target instead of your crosshair
>>487365692abilities and shit you can only learn with experience, so by playing the game. aim you can just grind some workshop modes like vaxta or simply kovaaks.
>>487365692actually watch replays and see what you did wrong or right and try to learn from it
>>487365692something i've learnt from doing unranked to gm with mercy multiple times is that your ability to win games is largely decided by your teammates, but, your positioning and cooldown management are the most important things you can improve on.aim doesn't matter unless you're playing widow.just standing in the right place at the right time is what niggalows suck at most
>>487366272shalom awkward
Ana: "You answered Winston's recall? Even after all you went through..."Rein: "(sigh) If I am called, and I do not answer... What is left, Ana?"Ana: "You are left, Reinhardt. And that is nothing to scoff at.";_;
The rivalschads are laughing at us...
holy fuck this game is full of russians since it came on steam
mauga's been out for HOW long and the only skin he has is the current battlepass one and recolors???
>>487366669he got that cartoon collab one
>>487365389not as egregiously or sloppily as overwatch does or as frequently; IE changing bastion would be like reworking master yi it just doesnt make any sense. 5v5 feels like jungle has been sealed off they only left the river and scuttle crab and gas lit us into thinking its better
>gigabuff tanks so the game sucks for everyone other than tank>nobody wants to play tank stillgood job alec
Between now and witch mercy's release, how many loads has this skin stolen from you?For me i lost count
>hyped for the rein mythic>it sucksanyone else?
>>487366809genuinely suppressed my memories of that existing
>>487367135like 1 or 2stop cooming bro
>>487367135not as much as pink mercy but it's up there. maybe 20-30? do i need to....pump....those numbers up?
>>487367316rein mains haven't gotten the opportunity to block a shatter since ow2 came out why would they buy a skin
>>487367727
how the fuck are there still reddit lucios
before i think about redownloading this game... is moira good right now? and be honest...
>>487369735Moira is always a bullshit overly forgiving character that you can ride to masters on a complete lack of skill.
>>487369735the higher you climb the worse she gets. so like S tier in bronze and maybe low B tier in masters+.
>>487370105I said be honest, not salty. Although betraying your lack of skill is its own form of honesty...>>487370128Then she'll be perfect as far as I'm concerned. thank you anon
LW players are even more annoying than mercy players thinking they're special for playing a character a fucking bot could.
>>487367105They still haven't learned that it's not about being overpowered or underpowered, but about having the sole responsibility of "making space" and the pressure that comes with it. Even if they make tanks twice as powerful as they currently are, no one would play it still because the entire enemy team, especially the enemy tank, will counterpick you and focus you.
>>487370935trvth nvkeLW plays are all obnoxious fags
>>487370935you never met a good weaver
>>487371008They really hate the idea of any DPS being able to just hold an off angle by themselves without a hard pocket and take the same macro role as OT in 6v6.
>>487371308Because they don't exist
>>487324662No, EVERYBODY who played tank was asking for it. There is no 2%, i played tank season 9 and season 10 and it was fucking miserable playing the counterswap game 24/7. I eventually swapped to dps for season 9 and 10 and the first half of season 11 because the experience was so miserably shit, you had 0 impact now thanks to the DPS passive ON TOP of already having to deal with counterwatch. Season 9 didn't fix anything, all it did was make the tank role even more miserable and yeah sure you can argue characters like hog orisa and mauga should've been dealt with more swiftly (and honestly just gutted into uselessness) but that doesn't solve counterwatch crisis this game has had since season 1 and onward. And come season 11, we're back to the exact same bullshit we had for the first 8 seasons: instant tank and dps queue times, long ass support queue times because niggers get to healbot for free SR again on tanks due to the passive change.This passive wouldn't be necessary if we had 2 non-raid boss tanks and removed immortalities and giganerfed AOE heals to the point where they're useless. But instead, we got niggerwatch 2 and team 4 trying to force this shitty ass format on everybody, killing off the entire tank playerbase, and flip flopping between whether or not they kill of the support playerbase and dps playerbase every subsequent patch/season.
>>487371008>play tank>do my absolute best to play for the team and protect them>diff the enemy tank>use my abilities solely to protect my team>never get any endorsements or praise>only time anyone says anything is to blame me for losing the game or type "tank diff"Meanwhile whenever I play support I get 3 endorsements on average per game, even when I do absolutely nothing and never get any hate if I completely fuck up. I don't think I've seen anyone ever type "support diff" in the last 100 games I've played, but see "tank diff" every 2 or 3 games. Honestly I started playing JQ and Doom exclusively and playing as a large HP DPS because fuck protecting my team if they're going to blame me for everything.
her tummy in this skin makes me horny
>>487372090>No, EVERYBODY who played tank was asking for it. There is no 2%,2% of the players want to play tank. it's a gay bitch role for gay bitches who can't play a real character
I’m soft throwing games doing stupid shit like hyperflank sym and turret minder torb and still winning because my tank is less retarded
>>487372260I wonder why 2% of players only want to play tank, maybe it's because the role sucks when you have to constantly deal with counterswapping in every single fucking game and are now at the mercy of not only your swapping but also your team swapping to counter the enemy tank as well.>gay bitch rolealright dude the role itself is fine, it's just that most of the tanks should be deleted anyways. but you're a newfag and can't comprehend what old OW 1 was like.
>>487372718OW1 was 2 roadhog players hoping the other tank would pick a real tank
Is torb bad? Don't people who can aim just delete the turret in one second? What do you do in higher mmr?
>>487372828He's good if you're playing against retards who don't shoot the turret, which are about 80% of the playerbase.
>>487372828probably bust out the cheeto gun and go to town. that thing does ridiculous headshot damage
>>487372828The turret is for supplemental damage. You put it in positions where it's unavoidable like once someone is well past a corner. You can also put it on a flank route just to slow down a flanker or alert you to them coming around. Your main damage should be trying to get headshots with left click.
Silly me for thinking the whole fucking package would just be 50 mythics. I never would've guessed that it would cost all 80 just to make it into a normal legendary weapon with special effects.
>>487372828do you really think only people who can aim can delete a fucking static turret
>>487372814thats why pre role que was so good you werent forced into a square box if you had no tank players or roadhog players you could just fill around instead youre just forcing 2 people to play for tickets etc etc etc ded game idk why i even type anymore its over overwatch 1 server reverse engineer is the only hope 6v6 will not remove all the horrible reworks maps and new heros gg im done coming here
how it feels asking healers for heals
>>487374373Have you heard of punctuation, you stupid motherfucker?
>>487374585beg
>>487374373Open queue is just whichever team picks triple tank wins. The problem is always tanks.
>>487374742i dont care i am typing to just type it is futile my please and cries mean nothing activison blizzard google contract 360 million is far too much our cries will be silenced the player count will be botted owl will be botted numbers will be fudged shills will have an nda old patches will never be playable the game was so fun and a few gold redditors cried about dive becoming stale and the game has only gone down hill since then obsessing about such a thing makes no difference i pray no one in this general puts in 9k hours to a video game like i have its over overwatch is never coming back
>>487374750Mommy please(249hp)I need healing
>flex queue back to just being tank queue So boring. Especially with all these reintards.
>>487374750please mommy please! :333
>>487374903explain overwatch 1 season 4-9 i never saw triple tank brig released ss tier instead of C/B tier its indicitive that the team was being rushed from teh top down with doom being so buggy 6 months after release and brig armor in rally not even calculating correctly for 6 months i know more about the game than you buddy please dont try to call me out goats was allready starting to fall out of meta on ladder and even would have fell out of owl meta with brig inspire removal and health pack not granting over amor and rally not granting armor she could literally 1 shot tracer at launch
>>487374903i won games with 6 supports in masters and 5 tank fuck you nerd why do you want a more boring dumbed down game youre so fucking gay literally arguing with chatgpt in here you win blizzard i understand why wow players are so angry now
Funny enough, Brig specifically is what made me take an extended break from OW1 when she came out. Genuinely what the fuck were they thinking lol
>>487375249>>487375415Your posts are physically painful to read
>>487375494remember when if you bashed and used flail you could launch like 20 meters
>>487375494dive bad
Sad to report that even after the horrifically bad patches post s9 OW2 got, rivals is worse and they added mercy mass rez to the game and doubled down on p2w. So I guess I'm stuck with OW for shooters unless I suddenly become insane or third world and want to play a tac shooter.
>>487376746>and doubled down on p2woh no, who could have forseen the chinese doing that
>>487375494they were extremely desperate to kill dive instead of nerfing dva or tracer
high sens is exclusively for high test males
>>487352627Get inside the mech Hana
>>487377036I guess they didn't want to nerf their most popular girls.
>>487321361>>487322524>>487322576>>487323813>>487325069>>487326441>>487327595>>487328850>>487330094>>487331248>>487331960>>487332062>>487332210>>487332427>>487333696>>487334923>>487336030>>487337181>>487340041>>487342470>>487344724>>487347323>>487350467>>487352304>>487353204>>487354774>>487356507>>487360581>>487362727>>487364059>>487364927>>487365934>>487367090>>487368258>>487369550>>487372467>>487373963>>487375390>>487376880Fuck off kiriko tranny bot. This is now a reaper thread.
>sigma mirror match>opponent hops off sigma and counter swaps>fun stops because we're counter swapping each other at every death
>>487377871one of these was me and not a bot
>>487377871
>>487377969>fun stops>s*gma>implying fun started
>>487377871why's he got a whore's waist. why's he shaped like that? slutty.
>>487377969sigma mirror matches quickly become the most boring shit ever even worse if both teams have a widow
>>487378089Fuck the kiriko bot
>>487376746unfortunately cs2 is not good yet
>>487353652Just pick Winston.
>>487378285
>>487377871>>487378089>>487378285Talonfriends!
>>487378417
>>487378306nor will it ever be
>>487376746rivals took note of every single mistake ow2 made hoping that maybe they can get away with it.
>>487378696
>>487378892
>>487378710>the biggest fps of all time is actually le shitI like that people will actually try to communicate to win. Feels nice for a change. The problem is the netcode for now.
>>487376746>check Marvel streamers>literally all of them in a 5-stack or 6-stack with other streamers>absolutely steamrolling randoms and going on 30+ win streaks>say how much fun the game is and how better it is than OW due to 6v6Yeah, I bet it's fun getting your GM friends that no life Overwatch and stomping middle schoolers. Then they get angry when they run into stacks on OW and complain how the game is so unbalanced, but it's ok when they're the ones running broken stacks in Rivals.
>>487379069
>>487379176most of the people playing right now are affiliated and signed up for a tournament
>>487378696You did your job and countered Roadhog, countering Reaper is your damage dealer's job.
>>487379298
Mercy pussy stinking up Moira's lab
>>487379176Streamers have egos and as the endless controversies and dramas they get involved in show, are mostly assholes.
>>487379489
>>487379370>play on the stinky brasil map>monkey player insists on playing monkey into reaper dva>first round is very rough but we almost get it to second>one guy types "switch winston or we leave">he replies "idc">I leavehaven't played since
>doomfist's whole motivation is about evolution and being the strongest>he believes he is the strongest>he runs a terrorist organization that commits all kind of heinous acts>has tons of money and power>many members of his team are sexy womenwhy doesn't he simply build a breeding harem? especially of capture overwatch agents? it only seems logical
>>487379116it actually is complete shit but i'm getting too sleepy to name all the fucking reasons as to why. netcode should have never been a problem in the first place, the only thing valve had to do was implement 128 tick across the board and yet they decided to sell snake oil and market subtick as better than 128t when in fact they just wanted to cheap out as much as possible since subtick is still 64 tick under the hood, despite cs probably generating them probably billions in revenue every year just from the skins being sold on steam market alone. fuck them and fuck their dogshit game.
>>487379905he's gay
>>487369732It's fun
>>487380120
>>487380087you say this as if overwatch 1 interpolation wasnt hard locked at 20, and now in ow2 it is consistently 22 even spiking to 23/24 in teamfights???
>>487380359
>>487379176I was watching s4 play it for a minute since he actually solo queues but he said it sucked and went back to OW2 which also sucks but not as bad as grinding quickplay in rivals.
>>487380087oh yeah. I play on faceit anyway. Like I stated earlier the best part for me is that randoms actually try to win with comms and being toxic occasionally isn't an instant ban. The standard matchmaking is isn't great either, but it's still miles ahead of whatever monkey designed the one for ow. Especially the braindamaged monkey who fucked it up for ow2.
>>487380579
>>487380801
>>487381052
>rein mirrors every gamefucking hate these niggers like you wouldn't believe
>>487381268I don't hate playing with/against rein. I just hate rein mains. .
>>487381273Kill yourself, kiriko tranny
>>487381435
>>487381640
>>487383190How can I look and be cool like Lucio?
>>487383341You gotta believe
>>487384079
>>487383341confidence
>>487383786>>487386540Nice, I can do that. Now about the skin color dilemma.
>>487321340[SPOILER]Beng![/spoiler]
>>487386956this is like the fourth time you've fucked up the spoiler. i'm starting to think you're doing it on purpose.
>>487387194whats Illari's problem?
>>487387393racism
>>487387108
>>487387393no one gave a shit about her, besides like 3 queers in this general, so she's trying to figure out why everyone loves Juno
>>487387739>3 tickets to the BWC convention, please
Why is Illari such a gross creature>that obnoxious voice>that bland resting bitch face
>>487389471She has a bit of a chip on her shoulder
>>487389471she carries her burdens alone
Stop playing doom you retarded tankniggers, HE IS FUCKING TRASH
I still want Dva to get that jacket and hat combo she had in her animated short
>>487390785And I still want you waifufags to die slowly and horribly in a fire, but we cant all get what we want anon
>>487390746Doom is good if you spend 800 hours learning how to play him.>>487390875who pissed in your cheerios bro?
>>487390919Yeah and guess how many doom players did or do that
>>487390919I did actually. I told him that I wanted Dva to sit on my face while Juno rimmed me while pissing on his breakfast
>>487391026how did you piss with a fully erect cock? hmm somethings not adding up about your story.. are you trying to cover for the culprit? anyone who helps the cheerio-pisser get away with his crime will pay the price
>>487391010charged punch is the most inconsistent abilitie in the game sometimes it will go 5 meters and other times it will go 40 meters
>>487321340Was interested to see if this was a good idea or not, I’d like to crowd-fund an h-doujin based of Juno, looking for feedback. Could be anywhere from 10-20 pages depending on results. Brief example of the style, loosely based off Fishine and probably some other sources here and there in the moment. Twitter is @jourjii if you’re interested in my gallery. Anyways back to the idea. Looking to crowd source a hentai comic, I need money make it, a couple thousand. Thoughts? I was thinking about launching a Discord if it takes off.
still insane to me that the original plan for the PvE was to release the next 3 story missions in 2025like the quality was alright, but didn't they used to create entire fucking singleplayer video game campaigns in that timeframe????>>487391315you can get 2k dollar for a 20 page doujin?? Maybe I should get into drawing that type of stuff...
>>487391315buy an ad shill
>>487391221It ricocheted off his face
I hate trannies, but my God is it easy to dunk on shitters with the driller
>>487391727>low skill character is easywooow
>>487391845People dont get to make this argument when sombra and windowlicker exist
>>487391527Good night
>>487392136good night
>>487391315https://discord.gg/vHvNbJ8ZIf you’re interested in committing to this idea, share some stuff you’d like me to add to this hentai comic if we can get it off the ground
No one cares bro
>>487393902It's time for your colonoscopy
>>487391315>>487391450>>487392440>>487393179
>damage boosts you accidentally when trying to click someone else>Kein grund mir zu danken! (No need to thank me!)
When is devs copetalk about 6v6
>>487381268I’ll take that over these subhuman doom players ruining my games
>>487391315>>487395561Just checked your account. I think the Mei anon(s) would be very interested in this
>>487387739rice muncher trio has a chokehold on white cock
>>487397335
>>487399787>while the format is unlikely to returnokay then who cares about his take and why did it take him so long
FACE THE SUNRISE
>>487399197I love Hammond
>>487400634so we could get our bingo cards ready
When Hammond says that the mission would go smoother if everyone had balls, does he include the women too?Would be gay if women had balls.
>>487402743I don't think that is what he meant.
>>487402743Wrecking balls, my little coomer
i'm gonna be honest i've been jerking it to mercy all day
>>487402992We appreciate your honesty you gooner freak
>>487403057pls don't insult me, i'll cum. i've been edging for 7 hours
>>487403057Speak for yourself, I really don't need to hear about someone jerking their little ding dong
>>487403310*cums*
No Juno, no play. Simple as that. >:(
>>487403310It was a sarcastic remark. I don't really wanna hear about any of these activities either.>>487403443A month from now and your space cunny will return.
>>487402948new QP hacked, every hero has wrecking ball grapple, but otherwise their kit is functionally identicalhow does this affect the meta?
>>487407025why would meta matter in quickplay? retard
>>487402992Me too bro
One shot one kill heros should not exist in this game
Illari bros, have a bright and productive day.
waifu
>>487410287useless healbot
mercy players have inverse dicks due to how gay their rotten brains are
>>487410593Nah, but I am only 2 inches with phimosis
>>487410287Hi sweetie!Have an extra special day!
I need to rest my weary face on Juno's butt
>>487376746>they added mercy mass rez to the gamewait what the fuak let me go play holy kino
>>487408770What about the rest of us?..
>>487411110It's on a guy so it's not going to appeal to mentally ill AGP discord addicts.
>>487411115You can just have a normal day.
>>487411115Suffer
> juno (overwatch)>198uh juno bros....
>>487411715is it an ugly guy
>>487322876>>487323184>>487333657>inches
so now that pink mercy is no longfer exclusivewhat other skins will soon no longer be unobtainable?
>>487412528Do you piss and shit and cry yourself to sleep at night because there aren't 10 months in a year, 10 days in a week, 10 hours in a day etc?
>>487412568I'm pretty sure Pink Mercy IS unobtainable, for like 3 weeks now
>>487410819>Hi sweetie!Hey love and everything>Have an extra special day!Thanks, I want to spend it with you if that's ok Sorry for the Overwatch games yesterday.
>>487412737until they bring her back
>>487412941OW2 is going to end development before that ever happens. This game absolutely has an expiration date in the not too distant future
>>487413030HOLY SHIT OVERWATCH 3????
Slampig Mei-Ling!
>>487413759just pig
>>487413759Needs to lay off the strawberry smoothies
>>487413759tits too big
it's all over my keyboard
>>487414438I wanna clean it
it's so easy to "save" overwatchliterally just rebrand back to overwatch or overwatch + some sub-title, bring back 6v6, do some goodwill shit like giving people free cosmetics, bring back archives, old voice linespeople actually do WANT to like the game, but these devs never gives them any excuse to do soPink mercy returning is the closest they've gotten and even then, it was a skin you paid for, the only saving grace being that it's not money for blizzard directly.
>rivals caters to people making plays rather than giving supportoids multiple get out of jail free cards If the dev blog is anything other than rolling out 6v6 this shit is DEAD
>>487415223They already said on twitter that the dev blog is fully written and that it won't be about bringing it back.
>>487415281no they didn't retard
>>487415223Rivals has mass Res so all someone has to do is hide and they can undo your epic play teamfight win
>>487414548>just do things that caused people to leave the game originally when the game is doing better than the dead years
>>487414438then wipe it up, stupid fuck. why are you telling us?
>>487415281who are "they"? I just checked their official twitter and there's nothing new. Surely you weren't referring to the overwatch news reporters as an actual source?
>>487415526they get rezzed at critical health, pretty much will result in another team wipe making supportoids actually have to strategically use a cd/ult. crazy I know
>>487415632Because I asked
>>487415585no amount of player numbers can make up for the damage the IP has suffered over the past 2 years
>>487415857You know what did the real damage to the IP? Not making any fucking content for over 2 years.
>>487415281well then ow is dead, there has been so much negligence since 5v5 that normalfags can make up shit about the game and it will go viral
>>487416006no lol, people still respected overwatch when it was in stasis, the game is considered an actual joke now, directly due to their actions after bringing it back.
hello, is this the s-sex hotline? *ahem* o-one Lena sex please...
>>487416374sir this is an overwatch thread
>>487415281OW Cavalry faggots are not a source.
>>487416374only Kiriko is available at the moment
>>487416605oh, okay.. ha-have a nice day ma'am
>>487416374Really? She's the one you want? Tracerfags I swear
>>487416931nooooo
>>487417109hana get off the phone line
>pick winston>dive ana>like clockwork their ana teleports to the backline and they start sucking each other off>literally cant kill anything as they take turns sleeping nading and suzuingwhat a fun role to fight. im just singling out support shitters from now on and dropping my tag on them when i kill their crutching ass
>>487417895If you see a Kiriko just ask one of the dps to go Widow and hard focus her. Or something like that idk
>>487417895>NOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEAMPLAY BAD!!!!!!!!!!! WHY I CAN'T I JUST WIN EVERY 1V1 BY DEFAULT SIMPLY BY HAVING BETTER STATS!!!!!!!!!!!!! TANKY WANKY MAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>487417895two anas? and one of them teleports? hmm
>>487417895distracting 2 healers is good value
>>487418280erm...they're support, not healers
>>487418035>teamplaynigga OW2 ana is already near impossible to dive with sleep and grenade. she doesnt need teamwork to get out of that situation. the kiriko coming in to heal her while shes boosted by her own grenade and then drop suzu when theyre both about to bite it and heal again is just lame shit. its no wonder tracers and genjis would rather fight tanks and other DPS now
>>487412618>inches
>>487418543you're the worst poster here
>>487418491unironically a major skill issue>no wonder tracers and genjis would rather fight tanks and other DPS nowas suspected, you're in niggalow
>>487413759source of ero-manga she is "reading?"
>>487408770Illarifniggies are awake. It's over
>>487418035I mean a diving tank should be able to body a non mobile isolated character, from what ive seen rivals rewards the flanking/diving character instead of catering to supportoids who have a shitfit whenever they need to learn a sliver of game knowledge
>>487418907buy an ad nigger
>>487417895That support combo is so fucking obnoxious. I can't even switch to Hanzo and sit back and force cds or one tap them anymore.
>>487418981until the spam is gone I dont give a fuck talking about rivals instead
>>487419013>i can't even be a sissy pokeshitter from a safe distance and hope i hit a lucky shotgood
>>487419207>switch toyour smoke detector needs a battery change
>>487418280if only. i could make both supports burn their cooldown and have a DPS come help them, and still have my team lose a 4v2 somehow
>>487419510>waaaaaaaah my team always losing 4v0 while tanky wanky did all the work!!!get out of niggalow
>>487419697not even remotely what i said but okay sure
What if they removed Juno’s pointy bits from her concept art armor for for the potential of adding this skin later
>>487421079am i supposed to know what that skin in
>>487421516Uraraka from My Hero Academia. Space suit girl who can make things have low gravity including herself for a little bit.
>>487421621Oh, okay. That sounds way more appropriate than Transformers Reinhart, so sure Ikd be down.
>>487421079could you imagine if juno was created solely for the purpose of a MHA crossover down the road and nothing else
theres no better feeling that dropping a bubble with winston and juking the fuck out of people trying to rush in to shoot me
>>487416257>people still respected overwatch when it was in stasisThis is sure pure concentrated cope
>>487418674Non virgin Oda Non
Sombra NOOOOhttps://x.com/kachigachi/status/1816072803134611760
>>487426662needs precum dripping onto her visor
>>487426662I wish I were juno
>>487426662>futa>not Brig or Odessablasphemy
>>487427357It's spelled Orisa
MORE SPAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>487428598my wife on the rightour unicorn on the left
>>487426662>blackrock jews invade the r34 scene>sends grants to creators that add cocks to the female characters>once straight men are now brainwashed into being tranny fags and pander the same nonsense to othersum, wow, epic.
>>487428745>implying i click on futa links to begin withmissed me with that
>>487370935you're right but i want to breed lifeweaver's ass so i excuse it anyways
>>487428745they should send more grants for bbc r34
why is echo allowed to do the shit her kit allows her to do, but pharah ate nerfs after being decent for 3 weeks?
>>487429725everybody hates that fucking dork
>>487429725nobody in pisslow plays echo and the three people who do just feed repeatedly so pisslow (the majority of the playerbase) does not shit and cum their pants about echohigh SR players however do cum their pants to echo
>>487429725pharah does splash damage out the ass and is retard proof, echo has a peashooter and requires more than 2 brain cells to use
>>487429725niggalows just cry about whoever is meta because they always think it's the characters gatekeeping them from ranking up and if they could just have 1 year of torb meta.........
Who should get a hijab skin?
>>487405781
>>487430358unironically tracer
>>487430091While echo isn't retard-proof, I will never understand how people can call her "high skill" or "difficult to learn". You can easily just sit back and spam at head height while being completely out of position because she has one of the best movement abilities in the game.
>enemy team has a strong first round>barely loses second round>they're not looking good in third round but I am fighting tooth and nail>Doomfist AFKs in spawn for third-end of the round when they might have won because I gave everything to hold the last 5v5
>>487430423That's an extra cute D.Va
>>487430472If they're erasing her liquor license in other countries, no. They can't have both.
>>487430472shut it wanker
>>487430508literally all you have to do is just figure out her gameplay loop, that's it. i watched super say he's afraid to play her cause he doesn't know how to and then he picked her on ilios, did ok on first point, then said "oh yeah i figured it out this is easy" and stomped.
>>487431003Inshallah, I will stone Lena to death if she does not return from market by sunset!
>>487431149exactly, I never understood where this sentiment came from. My winrate on echo has always been ≥65%
>>487427357Zarya would be the best futa and Odessa a close second.Brigitte doesn't strike me as futa, she's too feminine.
>>487431487brig is the sub futa
>futa but on a masculine womanjust say you're gay
>>487431487*slams cock on your dinner table*
>>487431727
>>487431850love me some BBC
>>487431727wanting to fuck something with a penis is equally gay as wanting to get fucked by something with a penis, claiming anything else is cope by penis fuckers
>>487432275Same
>>487432539I don't want anything like this, but it would be funny if Zarya had a fat cock and used it to fuck Juno.
>wanting to fuck something with a penis is equally gay as wanting to get fucked by something with a penis, claiming anything else is cope by penis fuckers
>>487432965p u f f y
I'm straight as an arrow and hate demonic tranny shit, but that video with the overfus turned into futas and dicking down Hana was hot af.
>>487433058yeah well because straight men get aroused by watching lesbians, is that even something thatn eeds to be argued?
>>487433058
>>487433058cheers redditman
>>487433362pretty sure reddit tolerates trannies
>>487433219The nyl widow ones are disgusting to me in comparison. Either way I don't condone it, porn is just my biggest sin.
>>487433858>Either way I don't condone it, porn is just my biggest sin.
>>487412746>Thanks, I want to spend it with you if that's okSure is, I'd love that!Lot's of progress now, should have socketed my wand like 2 days ago, such a big upgrade for me>Sorry for the Overwatch games yesterday.We didn't play much but it was fun
>>487426415bless you anon, have some Sombra
>>487433858you will be alright
>>487434570Are you getting the ashe or rein mythic? Do you play either?
>>487434695I don't play Ashe, I'm a terrible aim.
>>487434813Let's goooo
>>487433858nooo don't sin, otherwise no goodies when you croak!
>>487431149i watched like thirty minutes of an UR2GM on echo and after that it just became "burst squishies on the flank in 0.5 seconds, gtfo, wait like five seconds for your CDs, repeat"there's probably a couple extra bits i'm missing, but yeah her cooldowns are timed so evenly that you can figure out the gameplay loop in a single round
>>487435048>godjak.jpgfucking hell why am i laughing at a jak
>>487435048yeah, I'm just gonna try not sinning, spread love, hate the antichrist and denounce the TalmudJesus Christ is King of Kings!
Are there any throw picks in this game? I want to play genji how viable is he?
>>487435812yeah, mercy
>>487435812>Are there any throw picks in this game?Mercy
>>487435812depends on your rank, pre-gm anything works, yes you can make genji work 99% of the time if you're good
>>487435491based!
catholic priest reaper when?
>>487435812DPS don't matter so pick anyone you want.
>>487434813If I could imagine how a giant, veiny, throbbing cock would look like in-game, this is pretty much it.
>>487436539real
mercysisters how do we respond to this attack
CUTE GIRLS!
>>487438347She farts from there.
>>487438347kys
>>487436002>>487436059Why is mercy so bad? It feels nice being resurrected.>>487436060Hmmm ok thanks. I’ll just try to poke and annoy supports until I think I can get a kill somewhere. Support healing and cooldowns are annoying. >>487436539Sad
>>487438480If I kill myself i cant look at cute girls so no
>>487438347impregnating venture
>>487438696Do you think she’d pretend to be upset if you finished inside?
>she
>>487439381Only trannies reply not reply
>>487439594you ok there buddy?
>>487440050I’m doing fantastic. How’s you’re hormone therapy going?
Anyone else watching the esports world cup?There's some epic Mauga vs Mauga action going on on stream B (with commander x?) right now.
>>487440290Mauga v MaugaI sleep
>>487440290Nah bro I'm playing Marvel Rivals beta right now. OW esports is forced nayway
>>487440253i'm not hormone therapy going, my name's phillip
>>487429725because echo takes significantly more skill to hit her lower damage shots and abilities.pharah should be deleted
>>487436216God bless you :)
>>487440449I am glad you know that atleast. It can be a confusing world for people that are trans.
>>487440656>>487440656>>487440656
>>487440565cope
>>487440862That's hilarious. Did you come up with that retort yourself?
>>487442330no, i used chatgpt. i entered your post and asked it to describe it in one word.
