Previous:>>487265883https://store.steampowered.com/app/1778820/TEKKEN_8/https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLn6p_qzK5_cRxHhp_eQ2K-zXbgWbC7Pzg=BASIC INFORMATION=>Glicko2 ratinghttps://wank.wavu.wiki/about>Terminologyhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Jargonhttps://wavu.wiki/t/Notation>Tekken 8 Character Overviewshttps://docs.google.com/document/d/1CG-ZUE6EqqQk7QSfc1feddeS8411f8t38EMFQ1Le9Cc/edit>Tekken 8 Important combos and moves for each characterhttps://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTsgbCJNSTKajMNlJvQleJOl0eTiEcV-PbeU0obDg1lsSqmz0lTtcD2k6NzfTPt7Db9Ua2dz1o_34Sv/pubhtml#>Fundamentals guidehttps://docs.google.com/document/d/15ZQy6eD31dnu6ZzXliRQdVxtB9oT_ub-yCb00RVS0q0
>lidia is not a lobotomized masher like eddyhuh that's good at least
>no hypeIts ogre
My Husband
>>487330104No, it’s Lidia
>created 56 minutes ago
Imagine how strong Kazuya's and Reina's child would be
>>487330104Ogre? Good choice for final S1 dlc
>>487330395never said it was new and hot
>>487330423Kazuya was drained by Jun after T8's ending, he can't make babies anymore
>tekgen/ tekken General:
>>487330745simply don't post if you don't like you have free will
Play AND LOVE,LOVE! Leo!
thinking of exploring caves while Lee is having fun with his brother Lars
>>487330356>>487330910Wish I could behead you, trannoids.
>>487331117
>>487315741you're late
I'm coming back to Tekken 8 after a bit of a break. Heard Azucena got shot, might as well switch to Dragonov
>>487331117based and same
>>487331208you missed it
>>487330104He's the last character
>>487331457it's ogre...
>>487287059>>487290720Lili EXISTS for rape
>>487331461we know it's Josumi Mishima
>>487330923Are they play wrestling or is Lee mad for real?
>>487331584why are you brown?
now that heihachi is back he will knock up another woman to make more rivals for jin
>turn on tekken>play 1-2 games>turn tekken off for the dayanyone else or just me
>>487331887I’m not and stop implying that white people are too sissy to rape
Reina>Heihachi>Kazuya>Jin>L*rs
>>487331794Play wrestling, of course. Lee just likes making funny faces.
>>487331943that's enough matches to complete the dailies now
Kuma>>>Heihachi>>>Panda >>> Reina>>>Kazuya>>>J*n
Lars doesn't exist nothing in 6 does even you don't exist anymore
>>487332240is that the war criminal or his mom?
The DOWNFALL of Tekken - Tekken 6 Retrospective
>>487332449[war criminal]
a mishima king and his robot queen
lars is perma virgin
holy shit we street fighter now
coming back to tekken. which characters are easy to learn? I like playing jack of trade characters
>>487332845robot vagina counts
That summer when Lidia saved my life. A Tekken 8 Journey. An emotional retrospective. 4HD HyperSurround. 194 Minutes.
No >>487332895
>>487332874those are akira vf inputs
>>487332692the queen that beheads herself... hopefully there are no kids around, Lee already has enough expenses thanks to his bum nephew, no need for him to pay court settlements to angry moms
I want to play reina, but lidia is so attractive, bros....
>can't pick between a child or a tranny looking womanbruh
>>487332878>I like playing jackJack-8
>>487332874same as it was in tekken 7, just with an extra qcf for another blue spark
>Anakin says Lidia is stronger than Dragunov >Speed says she's worse than her T7 iteration Why is no one consistent in their opinion of her
>>487333420go with whatever chikurin says. nobody put in as much time mashing with her as him.
>>487333420Trust speed he's a pro now
>>487332874>nowshut up noob
Wait for my opinion on Thursday but first impressions from playing against her: she mid.
>>487333336Jack 8 doesn't look very interesting. Don't want to jack off
if Heihachi is the 3rd character does that mean the 4th is an even crazier pick? God I hope it's Ogre
>>487333420She's worse in T8 and she was post nerf in T7 uironically
>>487332878>easy to learn>jack of all tradesJin. If you don't like him try Dragunov, Shaheen, or Law
>>487333828it's Iori Yagami, crazy in all aspects
>>487332878asuka
>>487333828heihachi might have originally been the 4th character and the story mode was going to be his reveal but hey thought he was the best choice for an evo shock announcement.
>>487333619hmmm nyo :3
>>487333828stop using logic, that's not how tekken works.iit'll probably be the most bullshit thing ever, like roger
being born a man was a mistake
Say hello to your orange muay thai guest character
so true bryansister
>no dragunovs to plug todayis everyone playing lidia or something?
>>487334293unlikely now that SNK is owned by the Saudi prince
>>487334598it's even more unlikely cause of the fact that that character is entirely new in her own game that is yet to come out, so as a guest she would have next to no recognition
>>487334293Not happening. Still can't wait to play her in cotw
think i'm starting to grow feelings for shadow 20z
remember, they have a special indication for when a guest character is included
>>487333916Thanks for the suggestions. Looking at the designs Darg and Sha looks interesting. I'll try em all out when my copy of Tekken downloads
>>487323362>final round beach theme the fucking RUINED IT LMAO
>>487323362 (OP)>no footprints in the beach stagethe fucking RUINED IT LMAO
>>487335298it's depressing that we're getting less and less characters in each season, and every fighting game does this now, I guess it is the way but it fucking sucks
>>487323362 (OP) (OP)>no kiss before marriagethe fucking RUINED IT LMAO
>>487335598tekken 7 had multiple seasons with only two characters
>>487335560It's special sand developed by Violet Systems, tougher than any other sand in the world and equipped with nano-sized monitoring devices.
>>487335860can it be used for sexual purposes? if so, count me in
beatiful family
>>487335942data on this has mysteriously disappeared together with collected images
i'm a mishima too!
PhD In Punishment
>doing bryan db1+2 after 1+2,2 at the wall due to muscle memorygod I miss old bryan db1+2 man the tekken 8 version is so goddamn sad and pathetic
>>487335943Jinpachi wished to marry Wang Jinrei
>>487335943Lars, Lee and Kuma having relaxing tea in another garden, away from the weirdos.
>>487335943now show the rest of heihachi's children
>>487335943What if Wang and Jinpachi had the same wife
>>487334293Yep. They put Terry and Mai in slime 6 so they are marketing hard. Preecha announced at Thaiger Uppercut will generate a ton of hype for CotW
Harada-san, should we double our day one sales by including Tifa since our game is literally coming out weeks before a FF7 remake? I can amend the Noctis contracts and get it done this week.Annnoooooo no. Chipoture and Nike makes more sense. Also make batteru passu and forget to renew it. Hai.
so I basically have to wait 15 minutes to find a match now because Murray did his epic prowess matchmaking and no one can play a new DLC character from beginner rankthank you Nakatsu
skill issue
I'm in green rank and beat a whorang and lars back to back with Lidia. Pretty fun session 2bh
yeah prowess is supposed to represent skill, big emphasis on supposed
>can't farm noobies to feel good about myselflol cry about it nigger
I'm tired of people pointing me every time they find something off.I know I shouldn't even bother reading but it's part of my job...
i don't want to farm them, I want literally to play ranked and not wait
>>487337336ok but look at me in the eyes and tell me the SAND FOOTPRINTS weren't your fault
>>487334549Hold this iWR2 bitch
Thank you guys, we finally implemented this amazing skill based matchmaking, have fun with our ft2 casino and please don't plug!
Alright I want to learn Dargonov. He looks cool as hell.
>>487337425That's it expect me and my footprint in your face.
>>487323362>Asuka still has the biggest knockers when wearing the summer bikiniunf
>>487336918Why don’t the retarded faggots who make fighting games just copy online Chess for ranking systems instead of creating their own in house dogshit system that never works properly?
>Lidia does 110+ dmg when a wall exists on the stage without heat or rage>82+ dmg without a wallFIX REINA NIGGA SHE BARELY EVEN DOES 85 WITH A WALL AND ELECTRIC STARTER
>>487337645>dragunov is clearly OP due to massive over-representation at EVO>I just like his design lolcurious...
>>487337645Yeah, 'nov is a pretty cool guy. He makes /tekkit/ seethe and doesn't afraid of anything
>>487338002
you still can't sidestep ff2 and it's now plus on blockyou still can't block punish her hopkickshe now has one more epic stance to look out foreasily top 5 best heat in the gamethanks M
>>487337770Based love Asska and her fat tits
Nina players, can you justify:>S tier combo damage (even without db2 loops)>S tier wall carry (even without butterfly loops)>S tier poking (even without hayashida step cancelling)>S tier block punishment (11i wallsplatting heat engager, deathfist heat engager punisher)>S tier whiff punishment (db3+4)>Amazing CH game>Amazing anti-movement tools >orbital>generic d4 with an extension>safe df2 >f4u which is basically a wr2 >2nd best throw game (unbreakable chainthrow, full throw game + small hands)>FC mixups>50+ damage ws 13i wallsplat>heat engager powercrush>every single Nina main south of Tekken God being a shit noob who spam f4,2, f3, d4,2, db3+4 over into no rematch ?I think it's time for a nerf of two...
>>487335598i for one am happy (in tekken's case) because T8 has many characters already and 90% of the ones left are annoying in one way or another
next post please
>>487338236I dropped her, too easy to win, I really don't know how Dragunov, Jin and Feng players can keep up like this for years
>>487337812I didn't watch Evo for tekken 8. So Drag being good is something i didn't expect. Also he fits what i'm looking for in an archeptype and playstyle
>>487338327same, I dropped her and Jin after 1.0.5. Might as well play against CPU if you want to win that easily.
>>487338236Based fuck Ninaniggers, literally ever single faggot who plays her is a carried shitter
>>487338236My justification: game's shit anyway so who cares
>>487338327>I really don't know how Dragunovlow self esteem
>>487338206i wanna fucking cum on her massive tits
Nina is a fundamental tekken character with tools that are unlocked by the mkst skilled pilots. Like 'nov. If you lost to Nina, you lost to a better tekken player.
>>>/v/683546773>Tekken kino in the OlympicsMan the world gets pretty based sometimes
>>487338772sorry arslan but you have been carried by broken waifus your entire career and need to be called out for it
Imagine going back into Tekken 6 or Tag 2 era and telling Nina players (me) they'll get a tracking df1 that literally jails into a high extension, thus removing the necessity of sidestep cancelling
>i wanna fucking cum on her massive tits
server is kil?
>>487338851her df1,2 has jailed since like tekken 3...same as anna
can people talk shit about King and Feng as well? they need some representation too
>>487338835Arselan would never compare his waifu to 'nov lil bro
I play dragunov because I suffered through him being shit for almost all of T7, and he’s fun to play and makes trannies itt seethe. In short: dilate tranny.
>>487337707SEX
Atleast harada MIGHT nerf nina after she won evo
>steam servers downIT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT
Arslan literally won EVO without using sidestep pressure lmao
get fuck'd 'nov.s2 nerfs will come for you
>>487339116Based 'nov loyalist dabbin on em
>>487339207Dilate tranny
I haven't played in like over a month. Are lobbies still hosted here?
>steam took a dump in the middle of a quick play matchgreat now murray is going to hit me with the hammer
>>487339404Get plugged rusky
They're hosted up ur azz
Sergey Govnov
>>487339116iktf bro dorag was my secondary main in T7
How did the King of these threads break them yet again?
>Most hated character is Russian>Second most hated character is ChineseAll is right in the world
>>487339462Dilate tranny and post your main so we can laugh at how much of a faggot you are.
>>487339618I main Dragunov lmao, now go get plugged
why is Paul the only character in Tekken 8 who has a default 5 costume?
>>487339598you forgot the mexican
>>487339663they realized they beyond mentally ill
Only queers hate 'nov lil sis that's a known fact
>>487339598t.muttroid
>>487339663i asked Nakatsu during a date to make a default 5 costume for Paul, all i can say is that he delivered it
we love dragunov over here
>>487338853and in her hair
>>487339662>too scared to post mainTranny detected, get wr2’d nigger
Now that the dust has settled, is Lidia bottom 5, bottom 10, or bottom 15?
>>487339042Everyone except King mains know that King is absurdly retarded>10i throw that does 70 damage if King's back is within range 5 of the wall + decieving input>absurd oki off literally everything that knocks down >unseeable crouch dash into chain throw that deletes 100+ hp if you guess wrong>unseeable crouch dash into launching mids>gigantic reach on his pokes reminiscent of Fahk>absurd damage on his pokes>poor combo damage but everyone's combo damage is low relative to older Tekkens when there's recoverable HP>hit confirmable 2 hit CH launcher >best low in the game >jaguar step having a safe launching mid in heat + grab that gives unbelievable oki I don't understand how it's possible to lose with king if you have the (moderate amount of) execution required to play him optimallyEveryone including Feng mains know that Feng is retarded but he's never going to be meaningfully nerfed just because
in less than 6 months>MOMMMY MOMMMY LOOK MY MID IS WHIFFING MOMMMY NOOOOOOOOOOOOO I WANT THEY TO REVERT DB3+4 I DON'T WANT TO USE D2 AND LEAVE THEM NEUTRAL AT BEST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HERE LOOK AT THIS FEMALE CHAR EVADING MY MIDSfor 7 years again
Lidia's not a bottomI am
>>487339984Bottom 2 beside Panda
Imagine the restorative properties of Asska's pusy
>>487340057Boiling tranny
>>487338778>arslan brings home pakistan's first olympic gold in 40 yearsit would be unimaginable kino
How do you play Nov. This is my first time trying the character
>>487339983>dragniggers exposing their low IQTekken has always been a game of metas. You play the strongest and most braindead characters. Simple as.The fact that I main Dragunov doesn't mean I like the character or approve of him. I'm just a tier whore like the rest of you dragniggers.Can't wait for this spastic character to be nerfed so I can move on to something more fun to play.
>>487339984bottom 2, until she wins TWT
'nov got em false flaggin
>>487340024Feng is Harada’s main, he will not be allowed to receive meaningful nerfs until that faggot retires or dies.
>>487340181Like Jin, you ponder which broken mid to use until you convince yourself that he's hard for some reason
>>487340024agree with almost everything but>>best low in the game at the old +7 and -13 on block with high crush and being unseeable possibly, but it's linear to both sides and +5 currently>>poor combo damage but everyone's combo damage is low relative to older Tekkens when there's recoverable HPI mean, mostly this is because he has the worst wall damage in the game, damage in the open isn't that bad
>yawnhttps://x.com/PhiDXGames/status/1814856856806039629
Fuck KingniggersFuck JinniggersFuck FengniggersFuck NinaniggersFuck 'NovniggersFuck LiliniggersFuck Xiaoyuniggers Fuck YoshiniggersFuck AlisaniggersBALANCE PATCHNOW
>>487340218Actually mindbroken
>>487340481>not enjoying DragkinoWhy is PhiDX such a bitch?
>>487340556cope :)
>>487340506Play a real character faggot
>>487323362hello new person which of the hot women in this game is the most top tier so i can make homos seethe
>>487339924capcom had 1st Okama in video game, poison.
Tekken legend Knee couldn't even beat an NA online grinder with 'nov. Shows you how honest this character is.
>>487340791nina and alisa
>>487340664Dilate tranny
>>487339568Any dragunov as drag queen costume? Russie drag queen.
>>487340669I swear JDCR is on the verge of a mass shooting ever since that robbery
>>487340969cope :)
to all Lili players that said she wasn't that good, I want to apologizeCAUSE I DIDN'T LMAO'D ENOUGH LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>487340654>hapachinklet>larps as a pro>hates the most based character in the game>played noctis Lmao
>>487340907what the actual fuck is his problem?
>>487340930washed knee really went to evo and got flushed by......... TrizzyTheRapper
dragunov was cool only when a few based chads played him.now it's a slut character hated by 90% of the player base lmao, you guys have no self respect if you play that shit
>>487341286he's what the Drag downplaying schizo in this general dreams to be
>>487341347Yeah. And he is the stunning and brave menhera Drag queen.
>>487341097Dilate tranny
>>487341418*Drag downplaying king
>>487341023>>487341431>anti-Drag fags are actual faggotsKEK
>>487340935is Asuka top tier?
>>487341462>keeps repeating the same thing>mindbroke the dragniggerlolLMAO even
>>487341418t.ranny
denny?
>>487341542once she gets going she has a lot of plus frames but is let down by her jab being minus on block and having limited offense
>>487341418a Nina downplaying schizo?
>>487341687Alright ill play Alisa then thanks
>>487340506Lili is weak and completely exposed and embarrassed, terrified of rape
I AM MISHIMA HEIHACHI
>>487341571Dilate tranny
I love xiaoyu she is my wife!!
>>487341571you are absolutely BOILING rn over those two words LMAODilate tranny
>>487341726yes, that wins tournaments with the character he downplays without anyone else achieving it nor even making top 16's
>>487341872>>487341910cope :)
>>487341872>>487341882same shizo
>>487341347fuck self respect. If everyone is playing top tiers online then fuck it I'm going for the gold too
>>487341956Dilate tranny
>>487341770glhf anon
>>487341997there with you pal, it's the sad truth. ride 'nov like a slut till they nerf him.
Shut the fuck up, if you keep seething I'm going to do unimaginable things
>>487341542lol no. She was literally the worst character in the game until just recently. She is currently mid, like she always is.
>go into practice mode>mess around with king>try doing so wr giant swings>blue spark version every time after 4th attempt>mfw have only ever seen 3 kings do bluespark gs in rankedthere's no excuse king is an insanely braindead characetrI wonder if I get him to Tekken God this week
i will not dilate, but guess who will keep getting plugged L M A O
>>487341991Dilate tranny
>>487340148
3 butt buddies playing make pretend
Who broke dragnigger?
>>487339924Dragunov should get this costume.
the absolute state of dragniggers
arguing gets us ever so closer to nowhere. i say we all take our shirts off and shake hands
>>487342325Dilate tranny
'nov got em seething.
>>487342584i'm into that as long as we are all men in here
>>487342505me
>>487342549Fuming
>>487341991no!!
dragnigger do a favor and get plugged of tekgen
good, we manage to stop thinking about lidia for a bit, we should do this more often, to be clear, i will still plug dragniggers, so stay mad LMAO
>>487342368
>>487343121Learn to spell you dumb nigger
>>487343131To be clear: you will still dilate tranny
>'nov got him seething so hard he esl'd "plugged of tekgen"
>>487343356Will you plug this place if he does?
>>487342151Even if he does get nerfed. I do want to stick with Nov.
https://youtu.be/h7vWD3XW1Qc?t=130how is this even fair
>>487343628Plug your dilator tranny
>>487343937You don't have anything else to say than tranny, do you? Do you like them? you're too obsessed
The mocap actors for the DLC characters are in the credits now. Eddy's mocap actor, a karate mocap guy for Lidia and Heihachi, and Fahkumram's mocap actor from Tekken 7 are all there.
>>487343895>die after 3 interactionsEpic game Murray!
>>487344072Dilate tranny.
>>487344091proof
>>487344091>Fahkumram's mocap actor from Tekken 7that's Murray, you're not fooling anyone
>>487344319*spreads*Here’s your proof bitch
>>487339782>"the west is better than the east!">"you must be from the west"no fucking shit ni gg er
>>487344072you are so mad LMAO dilate tranny
I love women
>>487344296>>487344630you're so mad and (you) the guy two times calling him mad thanks Murray
>>487344618Fuck off mutt nigger
so what can I hit lidia with in HAE?just the party mechanics heat and rage?
>>487344778>ESL tranny babbleDilate tranny
>>487344778>malding "n-no u!!"lmao dilate tranny
>>487344927We understand you like trannies, but keep it to you. There's no need to mention them in all of your post
>>487345114>tranny coping that people like himdilate tranny
>>487345114Dilate tranny
Okay I'm dilating, what now?
I miss pre tekken 8 dragunov posters. Would prefer the whining to the constant tranny posts
>>487345276real world photograph of anti-drag tranny dilating while he plugs in rage
can you shut up? damn thanks whoever broken dragnigger now he won't shut up
>>487345403Tranny dilating hard
'nov got em seething (and dilating).
>>487345443Dilate tranny
>>487345403why does he mention them too much
>>487345847makes the anti-drag tranny shit and piss himself in rage
Why is Shaheen so boring?
Just call jannies and hotpockets, sad cucks.
I love asuka's big naturalsI will give my LIFE for asuka's big naturalsasuka's big naturals are EVERYTHING
>>487345847Probably because it’s funny to bait retards like you by copy pasting two words
>>487346002The bikini nerfing them is the last straw
coo coo bro...
>>487346002>i will never suck asukas fat sweaty hangersWhy live?
>>487346002asuka's big fakes, she will never beat the nubra allegations
>>487345993You should know jannies are inexistent here just porn gets banned
Infiltration is considering playing Tekken...
>Someone in Anakins chat brought up TMMM saying Lidia is mid>Anakin literally snorts out a chuckle and goes "The main man?I...you know what I'm not gonna say it you already know what I'm gonna say" and then says Lidia ain't midWhat the fuck does Anakin have against swee
>saudis just pushed SF and Tekken into the olypics because the prince loves FG'sdam imagine being next to actual athletes playing Kekken you might actually be able to make a living just mashing
>>487346759>what does Bamco NA shill master has against Bamco EU shill master that got T7 Season 4 and T8 beta before everyone else
>>487346759Probably the same thing everyone else has against him, the fact he’s a retarded faggot
>>487346759>literally not able to use a single low against kaz (and probably others) without getting launched>not midtbqh he's right, this is far worse than mid.
>>487346992that's just kazuya, a lot of characters only have -13 or worse lows
why are you using lows vs Kazuya mr greenie?
>>487346992that was always the case with lidia. her main low poke in t7 was -14
Does Anakin even won a major for T8? Was he at evo? I feel like he hasn’t done much in 8. Not that I miss seeing that smug ugly mutt faggot on my screen
https://www.twitch.tv/norcalstrongstyle/clip/MiniatureAntsyPistachioFutureMan
>sitting here wondering if i should even pick her up>SHES TRASH>SHES MID>SMUG REPLY CALLING EVERYONE ELSE STUPID god dam it
>>487346759mainmong said the same thing about her in tekken 7 then she went on a killing spree for almost a year until she was forcibly neutered
It's over for us...
okay but can we talk about the fact people were apparently still taking the tekken story seriously after 6
*after 3
Jun joined oskar in the bra-stuffing practice. they made her too big in 8, only a matter of time before a patch nerfs her since she's specifically intended by harada to be one of the flat ones like kazumi.
Lobby is upTekgen NA No PassAll regions welcome
>>487347684and more-sama... yamete kudasai...
See you faggots at the Olympics I guess
>>487347848Do you think Lars mom was flat like Kazumi
https://youtu.be/iHpsyU5kAKEthis song fits so fucking well on fallen destiny sometimes I forget it's a tekken 5 song
post it one more time, no one saw it yet
>>487348000No way, I kneel saudi money omnipotence
>>487348000USA will NEVER get a gold medal...
don't worry they will do Olympics 2 and 3 in USA just to make sure they'll get it, just like EVO
kek
>>487348036Jinpachi's wife was 100% a DFC goddess
9/11 chair
Oh my god Dragonov is so damn fun. I feel dumb for not picking this character first
>people not realizing what this meansLook up the history of the olympics and how many scams they had, your about to see tons of new peripherals pop up and get banned, dudes hopped up on new types of drugs,shady characters trying to swoop in and collect money. Its gonna be crazy.
>>487348000Snake bros... it's our time.
>>487348000>Saudi governmentI hate these fuckwads so much, you have so much blood money you start turning everything around you into soulless entertainment
>>487348831We already have Fraudistan and South Crookrea
>>487348968this is rich coming from a mutt (or mutt puppet-state).
>>487348000Great so we will see athletic dudes/gals competing and some bald fat ass chipotle fan playing videogames
>Anakin perfecting people left and right with Lidiabruh she cant be that bad
>>487346759Anashit isn't in any position to laugh at deadbydaylightman though
>>487348968So true xister, we need to rely on our DEI approved corporations and wholesome heckin influencers and YouTubers instead to save the sovl of the fgc
I miss bronson streams so much
Lidia likes horses huh
>just a worse and more clunky reina t. mailman ridia sisters...
how the FUCK do I stop getting so FUCKING MAD while playing FUCKING TEKKEN bros? I'm not the type to lose his composure, but I swear to god this game is part of some MKUltra psyop to absolutely mindbreak me and destroy my life.
>>487349854how long do you play per day
>>487349652Yes instead we should be funded by the 100% white and Aryan united states of America
>>487349852it's funny that he said she was the best design in 15 years and then said there was no reason to bring her back for tekken 8
>>487349232I know we joke about the chokelord a lot on here, but he's still pretty much a tekken god compared to virtually everyone he's going to play against online. He could do that with literally every character on the roster.
>>487350014he turned on kazumi within a year too
>>487348000shooter sisterswe're not real sports...
>>487349854alt+f4 into unistall
>>487348000I wonder why no fpsis this really because of the guns?there are champions in league and tekken that use guns too one even has a chainsaw
Get those pink tanks ready people
>>487348452they have MenaRD and Punk da fraud for sf6 as america's last cope
>>487349854This worked for me.>Imagine you’re trying to park your car in a lot and a car unexpectedly pulls out in front of you. You have to slam on your brakes to avoid hitting the car. I bet you think something like, “What is this guy’s problem? Isn’t he paying attention? What a jerk. What an inconsiderate jerk.”>Now imagine you’re trying to park your car and a cow walks out in front of you.>How are your thoughts different? Do you think “What an inconsiderate jerk this cow is” ? Probably not! Depending on where you live you may think “Where on earth did this cow come from?” or “Oh no, Farmer Joe’s cattle got out of the fence again!”>But at no point are you angry at the cow. Because the cow is just a cow! And you know it doesn’t understand your human agenda of trying to park your car.
skibidi
>>487348000Knee the washed will lose gold medal for Korea
>>487350590mena would compete under domincan republic. every single american competes for another country at theolympics if they can get away with it. even down to competing for peurto rico even though PR is america.
>>487350014do you think he even remembers he said that
>>487350870Yep. That's me.
>>487350379They should ban Arisa from the olmpic games she's clearly not natty
>>487350957he used it for leroy and reina, he's got it as a catchphrase at this pint,
>>487348000
>>487350613This is so fucking retarded it’s unbelievable
No gay nigger in the main menu yeah I wanna play this game again
white trans is in the main menu
Jin is not nattyban him from the games
lidia looks more fun than reina
not even make up can fix lidia face
lidia butt face man
whats wrong with Lidias face?
*Lidio
>>487352275what rank is this guy
Lidia is a beautiful WOMAN
>>487352324genbu
>>487352275that joke cut you deep huh emilio
>>487352381I missed the pic.
why are we bullying our aryan wife, lads?
EYUH
>>487242670Akuma claims Heihachi is stronger at his old age at least.>>487254269Didn't he think Lidia was mid tier in Tekken 7? When that definitely wasn't the case?
skibidlidia
which teken girl would u fuk?
>>487353971Your mom
>>487353971Jin kazamer
>>487353971Jack
>>487353971kuni 1 always
>>487353971all of them
>>487353971Murray
>>487346126there is another
lidia's heaven and earth plus on block mid splats from a mile away like jin's heat smash...
>>487354562Only when she has full stacks
>>487354461Wait a minute that's t7 top lazy fuckers
>>487333420>Why is no one consistent in their opinion of herEarly opinions are like that. Nina for a while was called weak by her players and Fergus, but over time it was made clear she's not weak.
>>487354461T7 bikini top>>>d8 they were lazy to correct proportions kek
>>487333828I think he was always meant to be the third character because he's the most "hype" one to show at Evo, so I'm not sure the last character will be a crazier pick
coming this winter...
I just need a hole
>>487340506BASED
>>487343995that should've been nina beside steve and we all know that
I didn't get the job again
We have too many fat white bitches in this game now. They better add a short, petite, flat chested, slant eyed, small posterior having, neotenous, black haired, dark eyed, brown nippled, mono eye lid, thin lipped, heart shaped face having, fine ASIAN goddess into this game in winter
>>487356962that doesn't describe any asian tekken girl
>>487347882i look exactly like this btw
Who's the best Dragonov to watch. I want to learn more about this character he's extremely sick. Did try Jin, not my cup of tea. Shaheen ain't the vibe for me.
play asuka retard
...I went back to Tekken 7
>>487357523there lore of her thrown around in 8 shes prob coming back
I went back to my parents...
has anyone ever played against Mushie
mushie balls
What the fuck is Saint Cola saying? I can't understand this dude. How does he keep finding work?
>>487356962>flat chested, slant eyed, small posterior having, that's reina nigga
>>487357512No. too mid
Thoughts on Ling Xiaoyu?
>>487359157Aruu main
>>487353971Xiaoyu
>>487353971none of themthey'd all fuck mewith their cocks
https://x.com/PhiDXGames/status/1815849042947235993?t=0qI94vU74d7qtp7vL7pk6A&s=19lily lost...
>>487359157>>487359309intense tantric sex
>>487359157Sex
>>487357403
>>487357403Atif, Nobi, Ulsan. Brawlpro streamed a bunch of Evo practice on 'nov if you want some English commentary
which one of you dorks forgot the forward slash in the thread title
>>487360367How are niggas still falling for marriage? Do they really think they wont get divorced raped? I just dont get how retarded you have to be for that shit
>>487362794Kazuya...
>>487362794kill yourself
'nov obsessed 'gen'nov owned 'gen
>>487362860>>487362863it seems that my superiority has rustled some jimmies
Does Keisuke stream anywhere?
blast status?
Alive gen alive game alive genre
>>487363141youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-JloIvK0e4Kneebros.. Lossing to trizzythen****r and then chaircrush... NA is laughing at us..
So is Lidia more popular than Eddy?
4th character is gonna Miguel. This is why he wasn't base roster when everyone thought he would be a perfect addition for Jin's story development. As the DLC story unfolds, Miguel will appear at the end and finally beat Jin's no devil having ass, then spare him after Jin dogezas and licks his boots.
>learned how to 3x ewgf with kazuya to the point that i thought of it as easy on both sides>take a 2 week break>i'm a literally handicapped negro and it's impossible nowwhy is murray stealth patching the game to remove my staples?
dead trash gametekken 7 was better
>>487363484>Miguel will appear at the end and finally beat Jin's no devil having ass, then spare him after Jin dogezas and licks his boots.In your dreams Miguel, just like when you dream of your sister still being alive
awful lot of boomers in here
24ers killed kekken
>>487362794It's so weird especially when marriage statistics are right thereIf you're older it's totally fine but anyone getting married under 35 is really gambling
450 on kusoge7 must not be very good if everybody upgraded to kino8
No dad having fags
Based kingreyjr got the asska bikini showing off those bazookas
My friend's(Lili main) dad beat his wife and kids and is the reason he goes to therapy. He was also a Bryan main
The should make Tekken: Extreme Beach Tekken Ball
Who has the best tekkenpits
>>487364478Panda
My dad only came back when he found out I have the gene
The swimwear just exposes how shit the models are
I wish I had the gene
Only Armor Kingbeeno can save this game
tekken gene is a meme, just play drag
Don't care, I'm gooning to Asuka tits and Lili legs
what tits?
>>487363412Thanks
Hopefully the 4th is new OC (not by M) even though outside Reina the new ones have been flops.
Anna mogs the chinkslop bitches
>not by Munless you killed him and we're a doppel for months now, impossible
Here's your DLC
The winning moment for @ArslanAsh95 kissing the ground as the crowd chants "goat of Tekken" and he takes his 5th EVO Championship with Tekken 8
>>487365907Miguel should've been a girl...
he never started playing Tekken, female characters aren't Tekken
I like tranny cock okay I did not chose to it just happened so yeah
Ling won’t be able to resist anymore when I ll pull up in those
farcam lamb/craig double pack to start season 2get ready for the next battle
>>487362794There's only one girl i'd marry and it's Lili
I am NOT crazy
No. Here's your DLC
Institutionalized!!!!!you're the one who's crazy
Haven't played in some time. Can I choose which character is displayed in the main menu yet?
>>487367882Soon (tm)
osu
Can't wait for the cinematic pan over Heihachi's moustache desu
>>487368897Hopefully they'll use this posehttps://youtu.be/yOSTgMPH1uc?si=DAGg9lt019RXPCo-
>>487368897They won't even show his entire face, it'll all be super zoomed in on his mustache
More like Kinokken 8, amirite?
'novmakinemseetheken8
>pakistan will get their first Olympic gold medal >via asslan winning at mashen 8
I want to get good at this game, I played tekken 2 and 3 for ps1 and 5 for psp, love the chacaracters but I can't say shit about the gameplay since I'm obviosuly as bad as it getspicked up tekken 8 and I just keep getting my ass kicied, 30 hi in, 29 in ranked and I'm still in green ranks (you can't lose ranks til yellow lol)reading the op will not be enough right?
>>487370714well what characters did you choose? and the OP has some decent resources, but you can also just search on youtube for beginner guides, there are plenty
Fergus will win gold for the glory of ireland
>>487370714watch rooflemonger's beginner guide for basic overview of mechanics and then play through Arcade Quest until you beat based Harada and unlock the super ghost battle skins. By that point you should have a basic scaffolding to build off of. Might take you a week. Then when you go to ranked, make sure you stop after a few matches and review your replay. You will find all sort of weaknesses in your play reviewing replays.
FINAL FINAL ROUND AT THE OLYMPIC GAMESTMM FROM SWDEN VS FERGUS FROM IRLANDMAKE SOME NOIOOOOOOOISE
Sneedkicks is winning gold for US
>>487370714>>487371127>watch rooflemonger's beginner guide for basic overview of mechanicsIf you're actualy doing that, watch it at 2x speed so he talks at normal people speed
>>487370714read the overview document! the moves listed there for your character can take you a long way. Just knowing a good poke, a good low, a good punish move and the combo from it can get to you orange/red. Even just knowing RPS and using moves with better risk than reward will help. Especially things like hopkick(usually diagonal up/forward + right kick) can give a full combo on launch and beat a lot of other moves on startup, but aren't fully launch punishable on their own. Knowing just how to rotate between 3-4 options on offense can beat a lot of players if they don't know how to deal with those moves.The other thing I can say is BLOCK. A lower ranks players will keep pressing and end strings on unsafe moves. Higher level players will do safe moves or mixups and you'll need to learn how to duck or sidestep but against lower level players just blocking and letting them do incredible unsafe things and punishing those will get you pretty far.If they are blocking at low ranks just spam throws. Doing jab jab throw goes really far if low rankers are blocking since they don't know how to duck or break throws.I never played tekken until t8 and this is what I did to get out of the beginner ranks.
will they use their real or gamer names for the olympics? >ah yes speedkicks and anakin represting the USA
>>487338851where's her dick?
>"El Negro from Venezuela now takes the stage"
yeah time to goon to some gay shit chicks with dicks my favorite
>>487371798Anna is throating it
