It Should Have Been Godwyn Edition>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergPoisoned: >>487351480
I love sluts
>>487382130sameface
>>487382130Same.Captcha: HARDM
let me guess, you need more?
New thread so you know what it meansPOST THY TARNISHEDand would they beat Mike Tyson if they got invaded by him?
>>487381227Morgott is the Omen Uncle RuckusHe's literally the king of Leyndell and Omens are still being put in the sewer
>>487382578He's the omen obama
Install Seamless. You're emphatically disservicing not only yourself but others by not. Fromsoftware has no choice but to integrate it either through an update or in the next title at the risk of mass player exodus from official server pooling.
>>487382462Are martial arts any good? The moves looked sort of cool but I wasn’t sure how viable they’d be given how short range the attacks would have to be. Can you even attack on Torrent with them?
>>487382130elden womb
Yabba dabba doo
7/10, too many particle effects
>>487382045God = Divine (beast)?Godrick (failed)Godwhyn (heir)Godfrey (initial divine beast)Chasing dragons and their flames, even in shadowlands for the death ones.
What weapon would storm blade be best on? Currently using it on the dismounter curved gs, ideally you want the hardest hitting weapon because storm blade swings faster right? Essentially doubling your DPS on enemies
>>487382692fromsoft is never going to integrate it because it means no anticheat
Does farming the black knight set takes a while? I haven’t seen one boot drop.
would any cute girl like to pirate elden ring and do seamless co op together and stand back casting spells and buffs while i fight the boss to protect you
>>487383229How do you play seamless with a pirated game
>>487383178Each piece has a 3% drop rate
So what does an INT chad look like today?
>>487383229why not the steam version?
>>487383229>pirateSorry, buddy. Chicks don't dig broke niggas
>>487383229I don't think you can go online with a pirated version, even with seamless
How do you guys play with colossal weapons?
>>487383803bonk
>>487383803jump r2 if 2 handingjump l1 if dual
>>487383803Jump attacks always, everyboss is way to fast to play with regular attacks
>>487383579>>487383783there is a way to do it. it's fairly easy
>>487383803I like to use the r2 when I play with them.The Ghiza Wheel is great for that, I use it with an offhand blood dagger so I can get some fast hits in when I can't R2 and because in PVP you can combo a dagger hit after a R2.
>>487383803Guard counter build with RKR and Deflecting Hardtear
>>487383803With a pad
>>487383150Running it on a banished knight gs, it does insane dps, and that sunflower boss in the DLC turns into a complete joke with stormblade
>>487383983What’s jump r2 and r1in keyboard?
ENTER
>The Shattering has caused us - all of us - to lose sight of something very dear. It is here, at the Church of Vows, that the great houses of the Erdtree and the Moon were joined. And so, our church holds in view the monuments of both houses. The Erdtree of the Capital, and the Academy of Raya Lucaria.What are the implications of Raya Lucaria and the Erdtree being equals and the two fingers Celes being at the moonlight alter?
>>487384990bro don't look under the helmet
Isn't it funny how all the males of Marika's lineage are super charismatic chads while all the women are reclusive and secretive?
>>487385119all I know is that I would sniff melina after a hard day of riding
>>487382578doesn't matterhe was insanely cooltoo cool for this gamethe hobo king, extinguishing flames of ambition left and right
>>487385062It's okay. Sex with the helmet on. Imagine her body.
>forgot to spawn in 999 marika's blessings before I invaded todayGuess I deserved to be teabagged and pointed down at by 3 glintcrown mages
Why are the celebrants in windmill village celebrating
>>487386083I'm sure some youtube will explain that
>>487386083that village is party cityor party village, I guess
>>487385434Imagine how cool he would be if he discovered that clothes exist.
What is this Crucible that keeps getting mentioned and how is it related to the omen and the hornsent
I hate the bosses in this game, fuck the gank bosses
>>487386369>I hate the bosses in this gamethey hate you toothat's the problem
>>487385434He was amazing. One true husbando.
upgrading from patches chest to the messmer soldier chest for my rogue-ish characterman i love raggedy cloaks
Is the dodge on release instead of press artificial difficulty?
>>487386309it's never entirely clear but the """leading""" theory is that it's the primordial form of the erdtree
>>487386083They're having a jolly time considering the state of the world
>>487382130>Malenia and Hyettagoonworthy
>>487384220if its easy why won't you tell us?
i’m running my first play thru now and i’ve been using nothing but the bloodhound fang, i’m at the blood king guy and i want to try something different but every other weapon feels like shit.
>>487387589because there will be a million results if you google "elden ring pirated seamless coop" and you can just click the first link
>>487387762fucking casual fuck
>>487387762Try twinblades
>>487387762Where are you exactly? Just wait for when all bosses speed up x10 and you will see it's shortcomings. >>487388023Twinblades are ducking amazing.
Why does Dung Eater's spirit summon have such good AI? It seem to know the exact moment to be super aggressive every time.
>>487384996>moonlight alterranni killed her two fingers when she threw her body away.Also raya lucria is equal to the erdtree because mentally stable Rennala is a monster of the highest order (her and 20 carian knights + Lorreta + Relanna) were enough to stalemate leyndell+dragons for yearsIt's unfortunate that Rennala was defeated by dick, cause she would have terrorized leyndell otherwise.
>>487388082he said blood king so im assuming mohg
Ranni can get two fingers and my tongue.
>>487388082i just beat fire giant but didn’t go up to the big pot thing, as my friend said it would lock me out from half the game. I got 40 strength/dex, and 25 faith. most the weapons i want to try need like a bunch of int or arc, and the stuff i can use seems like crap.
Just killed Godskin Noble (the fat one) amazing fight. Best parry fight no doubt, you can even spell parry his fireball. Tried to edit the webm for the first time, will appreciate any feedback.
I was wondering: if two people are in fact one person, is it still a threesome?
>>487388203It's crazy to think that the carians didn't even had any demigods. They were just a bunch of nerds with a walking nuke
>>487388341your friend is dumb, only leyndell gets changed, and it happens after you beat the boss of the area you go to after going up to the big pot thing (it's a big fucking bowl of fire you retard)
>you FOOL you CRETIN you have aggro'd me!!! *runs away*So true miyazaki so true
I haven't played through the game from the start any time since the game first came out, as I've kept making builds for low level invasions. I wanted to get one low level invader into the DLC and went to kill Radahn, as in the regular horseback Radahn and I haven't fought him after they nerfed him back then.They really absolutely fucking gutted this poor guy, huh? I think I had to heal like, twice on a level 30 with a +5 weapon and that was just me not being able to see what he was doing because I was so far up his ass.
>>487386472>One true husbando
>>487388394>boss readies up its retarded delayed move>fail your parry>parry again >get the parry carian retaliation is retarded
>keep getting summoned for fire giant at level 80>host keeps randomly eating shit and dying horribly>but he keeps summoningGotta hand it to him, he's persistent.
I feel bad.I was summoned as a hunter to Liurnia, I should've known better, but I rushed to the host and killed the invader. Only after he was fading away did I notice the host was using the fucking fingerprint shield and antspur.I need to repent somehow.
What do you guys use to record your footage of PvP? Filesize so small yet decent quality.
>>487388673>>487388721>>487388895>>487389027>>487389150good posts
>>487389150Obs into 4chan webm converter
>>487388673>>487388721>>487388895>>487389027>>487389150bad cringe posts
>>487385434Literal best character in the game
>>487386689Yes.
Did they nerf the Fire Giant? He seems to be a pushover compared to what I remember.
Is that Convergence Mod any good? Been kinda bored with the game recently
>>487389542No. The only boss who ever got nerfed was Radahn.
Is there a guide to do all possible side quests in order on a new character? Kinda like the "Overpowered in 10 Minutes in Dark Souls 1" video.I'm doing new characters for PVPing but I forgot all the exact steps and timing of when to do certain tasks. I don't know how I did it all on my 1st playthrough blind.If there isn't a guide perhaps I can create one with some assistance? (i.e. Talk to Roger in Stormfront | Talk to Varre at 1st Step Grace | Talk to Irina at Bridge of Sacrifice | Talk to Boc then Patches). ER is just so expansive I keep forgetting certain things.
>>487389757>Is there a guideyeah, it's called google, retard...
>>487389542He was never fucking hard.
>>487382045
>>487389757https://eldenring.wiki.fextralife.com/Side+QuestsBest I can doThey are all garbage anyway. Except Ranny maybe.
>>487389710>>487389809Maybe I just got slightly less shit.
>>487388534The peak of faith is marika, the peak of magic is like those legendary wizards that lost all individuality turned into bunch floating retards that selen has us hunt
Great posture, retard.
>>487388306>>487388508excellent posts.
>being summoned as a cooperator...>inappropriate activity detected, returning to main menu>black screen, freezeI hate EAC with nearly every fibre of my being.
CURSE YOU BAYLE
Embarassing Malenia by treating her like a princess!
I cheese Malenia every time. Never fought her fairly. Fuck her.
>miquella shitting out his personality artCanon I guess
>1000 years of impaling and wickerman frying >without a single of piece of acknowledgement from marika or praise>See a tarnished for the first time having only heard about them second hand>My purpose standeth unchanged" >Brother comes knocking to enter gate>"aaah no"reminder that sigma grindset only leads to depression.
>>487386472When I was a child, my grandpa had a goat.He was just like Morgott:- same horns, grey fur, yellow eyes, freakishly big for a goat- smelly- a fuckton of attitude- fearless- cunning- more territorial than a baddest guard dog- grumpiest, meanest motherfucker in town- would bite your ass for no apparent reason- would climb high places and watch you menacinglyThat goat was the most awesome animal I've ever met. Dogs, cats, horses - they are for pussies. Goats are kings of the world.Morgott made me miss that cursed hellspawn. Maybe I'm man enough to have a goat of my own?
>>487390427Bit gross https://x.com/Ziv_Zivy/status/1810642941167513692
>>487389946you're worried about posture while queen marika has high hopes for us?
I never cheese because I like being chad (my definition of not-cheese is very broad however)
>>487390384I like getting her stuck against the walls of her arena and stun locking her with star fists+spirit ash gank. Stupid anime reject.
>>487389940>the peak of magic is like those legendary wizards that lost all individuality turned into bunch floating retards that selen has us huntNot exactly, sorcery is very diverseThey were specifically glintstone sorcerers who looked into the cosmic glintstone flow
>>487390721Suppose you were fighting dlc Radahn. What would you consider to be cheesy?
>>487390518goats are fucking hilarious animals to be around, they just give absolutely no fucks. my father-in-law has a goat that has regularly fought off fucking boars because he just gives zero fucks about his own safety and just bashes his horns into anything that moves. unless you have a cucumber, then he's the friendliest little guy around. he fucking loves cucumbers.
>>487389872Alright guess I'll do it myself.
>>487390973Hitting the boss is cheesing it
>>487390581That's allowed on twitter? What the fuck?
>>487390973Tanky ashes + glass cannon buildTanky build + glass cannon ashesDedicated shieldpokeRot and waitSummons obviouslyAny oneshot or autoplay setup like that webm some autist on /v/ posts of a guy in full havels mashing R1 artorias to death in ds1That's about it I think
>>487389946golem get ye gone
>>487391223I used all that shit and I beat the game. You may cry now as you realize I'm the chad and you're boc.
>>487391198...yeah? Why wouldn't it be?Theres pics of people shitting in eachothers mouths on twitter
>>487391330Nah
>>487390581why are nipponese people like this
>>487391223I don't think glass cannon builds exist by the end of the DLC, everybody has enough points for 60 vig.
>>487391507It's called hypermode
>>487391440yeah
>>487391702bruh that requires you to do the fight hitless, at that point you're more than good enough to beat it normally
>>487391758>do 10 gorillion damage in 5 seconds>get ashes to tank the boss while you kill itReread the list
today i learned that crucible knights have variable timing on their big two-handed swing after the foot stomp
>>487391809you will get fucking clipped now that perfumes are nerfed, except maybe the thorn sorcery
I'm not good at Elden Ring and I don't pretend to be. I leave every boss fight feeling like I just got lucky or that perhaps their AI crapped out.
>>487389946how dare you call the ALL KNOWING a retard you fucking retard hunched over in your computer chair talking down to GOD GIDEON sit the fuck down none-knowing ass motherfucker
What's the most fun close combat build? Would it be worth it to rebirth my 150 lvl 80 int astrologer?
>>487390581>male scatthe endgame of all poofters
>>487390595>>487391313>>487392152Go to bed, you geriatric nerd.
>>487390581I wish I could unsee this
>>487392265no just grab the zweihander and magic infuse it
>>487392265just use carian slicer and piercer
what happens if you use carian slicer on the carian swordcery rapier
>>487392487idk
>>487390581good representationshows true face of Miquella, so to speak
who is inside dancing dog?
>>487392752your mom stupid faggot
>>487392787Good post.
>>487392752Just two little weirdos
>>487392752Miya and Zaki
>>487392265There are too many melee playstyles to quantify, it all depends on what appeals to you most. And no, Astrologer is optimized for pure int. If you want to start a non-int melee character then choose Vagabond, Hero, or Prophet.
>>487392968even in the like the most absolutely worst case dogshit scenario you're never more than 9 levels misoptimized. genuinely only a concern in some sort of official capacity
elden ring anime when?(sport edition)
>>487393165>animethat shit will turn you gay, son.
I can't get over how huge and empty the finger ruins and abyssal woods are. Cerulean has a lot of empty space but there's enough stuff spread around the edges. The other two are fucking pointless. Did they think they would be fun to invade? Who would even summon in the ruins? Fucking baffling.
>>487392968Why Astrologer is not optimized? For 150+ lvl you get like +1 dmg for each lvl.
>>487393286you don't get it bro, it's deep lore, miyazaki's a genius
>>487386286>morgott, if he discovered self-love like his brother
>>487382692No thank you
>>487386471You Just Know
>>487392840I don't care how many times you say>YDBTGI'm summoning my boys for the gank fight.
>>487393247I wish, men are so much cooler still addicted to females, unfortunately, they are like crack, once you are hooked, you are lost
where did the frenzy flame come from?
>>487392487Nothing special, you just slash from side to side like normal.
Moo're I decided you're kill on sight from now on.Thank fuck I killed the book illiterate Freyja.
>>487390342I think she'd be initially embarrassed but quickly appreciate it.
>>487393165>everyone just draws the serpents nonsensically hovering behind messmer>when its literally going through his body ingame
>>487393662It's the Greater Will sending the 3 Fingers to clean up it's mess of Metyr and the Elden Beast as they led to a culture of sin and curses.
>>487393286American Foreskin content
>>487393898they are like his tentacles, basically
>>487393738just collect all of his cookbooks and then tell him to be sad forever. he'll off himself and you wont have to do anything during leda's enir elim gangbang
>>487389872From's quest design really showed how shit it is when applied on an open world
>my loyal bladeThat's your sister you cunt. God I hate DLC Miquella.
what the hell is with all of the stuttering in the dlc? its literally approaching unplayable-tier for me
>>487393980>gw sending fingers >when the dlc reveals who spawned all of them
So this is the "strength" of your average hostcel.... How embarrassing. Who would want to be associated with these losers...?
gavlan wheelgavlan deel
>>487394389Optimization impossible pls understandu
>>487394391Yeah all the Two Fingers, nothing about the Three
>>487393408Class optimization only really matters if you're going to PvP and you have a level cap that you have to respect. If you're just going to offline pve and have zero care in the world for limiting your level, then you can play whoever you want because the more you even out your stats, the smaller the disparity between classes becomes.But to answer your question, Astrologer isn't great for melee builds because of low starting str, low starting fth, and high starting int. 16 int is overkill for most melee builds unless you specifically plan to hit minimum int requirements for certain unique weapons, which Vagabond can also do fine while having better starting str/dex. Also, faith is far more useful to melee builds than int is, which is why Hero and Prophet can just leave int at the minimum starting value of 7 and be completely unbothered by it for the entirety of their playthrough.
>>487394391who spawned metyr?
>>487394424nice L2's anon
>>487394426this but McDuff's flame... dear flame...
>>487394305Well, he *did* abandon his kindness after all
>>487394751See L1's are superior. Because they are Number 1.
I should be losing way more invasions. Half the time the host dies to something stupid after I throw a hefty pot.
What are the best weapon types if I just want to R1 spam? Other than powerstanced curved swords.
>>487395019which hefty pots are easy to farm?
Wait.. This is a souls-like?? Since when?
>>487395079Fists.
I bet Miquella can get pregnant. Elden Ring got weird lore like that. I need to impregnate that bussy so badly.
>>487395130since it wasn't made by fromsoft, it's a remaster by the developer QLOCif you want to play miyazaki's vision of ds1, get ptde
>>487395192sorry but radahn is the one getting preganante
>>487395130Elden Soulsborne: Shadows die twice
>>487395247Not in the good art Chinaman
>>487395414fyi miquella anal looks like nikocado avocado
>>487382130all mine
>>487382045Godwyn will never be popularHe will never be iconicHe will never be the strongestHe will never tap the bussy
>>487386471Gurang did nothing wrong
>>487395192Best post in this entire thread.
>>487395102Fire, Lightning, Magic. Pyreflies near Belurat gate, fulgurbloom near the furnace golem at cerulean, glintslab flies in and outside rabbath's rise.
>>487395650Definitely just a gay gooning post and safely classifiable as low quality.
>>487389542Fire giant is only hard if he keeps rolling
>>487395802Says you.
>>487393850>At first Malenia thinks you're just rubbing it in>You've already proven to be her match both on the battlefield and in the bedroom, there's no need to treat her like a complete weak child>But you've already got her prosthetic in your hands so there's not much she can do about it>hfw the most annoying and laborious part of her mornings feel so much better having someone help and compliment her all the while
>>487390581total Mike death
>>487395536Godwyn was a chad before he got assassinated and turned into a soulless undead by Ranni. He got done the dirtiest out of all the demigods and not a single one of them cares about him. Feels bad.
>>487395802This is the worst post in the entire thread Also wanting to impregnate a femboy isn't gay
>>487395802best post in the thread. Biggly
>>487395934>not a single one of them cares about him.Miquella did. I'd even go as far as to say that he wanted him back more than Radahn. It's just that Miquella is a sissy failson that fucks up everything he attempts.
Trying to use other weapons after a katana playthrough feels so fucking terrible.>weapon is slower and does LESS damageThanks?
>>487389710Didnt Malenia used to have another type of waterfowl. Or was that prerelease build
>>487394424poopa my beloved..
>>487395536>>487395934Godwyn was the most beloved demi-god in the world and clearly the only one who could truly inherit Marika's position. So the haters got him.Him turning into this fucked up corpse god is pretty Kino tho. Cool lore. I wanna fight him and free him.
>>487396085how bad is your build that you deal less damage than a katana?
>>487396085Try a 2handed twinblade. Try a 2handed greathammer.
The bear claws are too cool but I'm too shit to beat the rest of the game without them. What's a good build for the bear claws?
>>487396404bear claws are underpowered dogshit right now, wait for tomorrow's patch
Most posts on this general are bait. A small and constantly-shrinking minority are genuine. At the current rate of demographic replacement, /erg/ will be 100% bait before 2024 becomes 2025.
>>487396392Greathammer felt too slow like I was playing Monster Hunter and waiting for my turn to bonk. Twinblade looks pretty based though.
>>487396404Bear Claws get the best value out of a Str build sadly. I went 60 vig 66 str and everything else into End and clawed my way through most of the game. Prior to getting the bear claws I was just coasting with Cold Great Stars.
>>487396696>>487396085Why are dex fags like this?
>>4873961381.00 is basically prerelease so she didn't really get nerfed
>>487395934>done the dirtiest out of all the demigodsMore than Mohg being made into a puppet?Also Godwyn got to knock up Fia and has his own ending through the age of the duskborn
>>487396809>Colossalniggers really love playing such classic hits as "Jump R2 until stance break" and "swinging when the boss attacks me and getting mad if it knocks me out of my attack"You didn't beat it.
>>487396808What talismans?
>invade host and phantom>kill phantom quickly>notice host is basically only pressing L2>lure him next to a ledge>he nearly immediately L2's himself off the ledgeLmao I knew if I sat near a ledge long enough he would kill himself...
>>487394982>abandons everything >except for Radahn cocklustMasterful writing
>>487396809>tfw Occult Katana so not a DexfagArcane is probably worse but I'm beating the Dexsissy allegations.
>>487396936I play colossal the real way. Guts mode while actually dodging, no magic faggot shit.You will never know such an unfiltered experience.
>>487396974what level you at?
>>487396952Dragoncrest Greatshield, Rotten Winged Sword, Millicent Prothesis, Shard of Alexander.
>>487382045Finally got into the DLC, and juw how sure are we that there won't be more content?They introduced whole new weapon types, but most of those are so empty... Just two martial arts styles? Just two stabby shields? I refuse to believe that...
>>487396696>GreathammerFastest heavy weapon. Oh well.>Twinblade looks pretty based though.2h Twinblade is the fastest normal weapon. Only daggers, claws and such are faster.
>>487397052>that's right I used the Greatsword and stancebroke every boss in a few hits I'm the real gamer hereNo one is impressed with UGS retards in 2024. Somehow I almost respect Comet Azur retards more.
>>487396696greathammers aren't slow, play better.Colossals are better tho because of viable 2h blocks and guard counters
>>487397406They certainly are compared to katanas.
If I want to invade primarily in Belurat, what SL should I stick to? Because I think it might be time to kill the idea of the Stormveil Mugger and become the Belurat Bandit.
>Miquella leaves his flesh behind>Miquella is off to sleep with a guy>stands to reason he's gonna change sex like Marika did, since gay garbage is only canon to 4chan coomers>meaning Marika probably did the same>meaning somewhere there literally lie Marika's Tits, shed when she became Radagon
>>487397181>Millicent ProthesisPretty sure I missed out on this one
>>487395536After DLC, Radahn's stock not much better.
>>487397285Yes.You spammed OP L2s and looked up a meta build on the wiki.You're worse than the dirt underneath my feet.
>>487397720honestly there's no reason not to kill milicent and get it since the rotted version of the winged sword talisman you can get in liurnia is only 15% better
>>487397675Nah the game implies miquella is the top and impregnates radahn. If it's the same by what you're implying that means marika/radagon impregnated godfrey
>>487397720>>487397930You need them both. They stack. It causes INSANE damage procs in fast weapons. One of the easiest ways to cheese Radan is Endure Twinblade + those talismans and hitting him with a charged R2. Just melts him.
>>487397930>committing heinous betrayal to get slight stat increase in a beer-and-pretzels gameYou disgust me
>>487396894Depends on what you consider to be a worse fate. Mohg had it bad, but at the very least he died a proper death. Godwyn got turned into a grotesque immobile monstrosity that does nothing but inadvertently corrupts the land, and the only way he can be "saved" is if the tarnished turns the entire world undead.
>>487397894Cute
What if...chaos took the world? Just kidding haha....unless... :3
>>487388394try to cut down on the time, 576p (wut) is too high for a minute-long webm. at least you used all the available file size.
>>487396894Mohg was a mutant monster before he became a mass murderer cult leader and a child rapistNo tears to be shed for Mohg
>>487398045But if you get hit doesn't it reset them?Also don't forget the the tear
>>487395934>>487396279>>487396894It's also implied he had the same spell the priestess gives you/vyke has meaning he made a dragon(s) fall in love with him/fucked one. Infact dragons loved him so much one of them tried saving him and became the lichdragon for its troubles.
>>487398181Nope, there's a decay rate instead. If you don't land a new attack every 1.3 seconds you lose it. Basically both talismans will pop at the same time off a charged Twinblade R2. I put him into phase 2 with a single R2 and then two more after that kills him in second phase. It's disgusting.
>>487393662Evil women
>>487398384That woman is marikas mom
>>487397930>>487398045Can you still get these if you didn't interact with her and you burned the Erdtree?
>>487398129If chaos takes the world, the setting dies and is brought back a few years later as warcraft style garbage called Age of Marika or something.Has happened before. Don't let chaos take the world - any world.
>>487398284Wait is that why the dragon cult was viewed as heresy but not wiped out? The ruling God's favorite son was at its head?
>>487395536judging by miquella's eyes beneath his eyelids on his model, godwyn tapped that many moons ago
>>487398284>tfw am elden lord but no ancient dragon gf
>>487398691Cope
>>487398371...interesting.You need a specific build for this? Heavy dex?
>>487398672Also the dragons were military allies, much like Raya Lucaria. Gotta tolerate heresy when its your allies' heresy.
>>487398760*blocks your path*
>>487398896Oh, haven't gotten to that part yet!Hell yeah!
Yes, yes, but WHO IS THE GLOAM-EYED QUEEN
>>487398884>>487398896This makes me wonder. How intense were the dragon wars? What we've seen with the golden order when they wage war with you they either genocide you or a marriage pact is formed. Fortisaxx is never called male or female, just "it" could it be possible they were more than just friends? Could fortisaxx be there suffering for untold centuries in a desperate attempt to save its spouse?
Why does Tarnished have gamer neck?
>>487399131Melina, another forgotten daughter of Marika. One child wielded flame and serpents, the other - destined death. Marika cast one out and made flame and serpents heresy, and locked the other's power away in a dog
>>487399326their tarnishing death was sticking their head into a mimic chest
>>487399131It depends who melina's father is, if it's radagon it depends on if he was always marika or not. If it's radagon and he was always marika then it's melina as being born from one god is what's said to have made the empyrean twins empyreans, not that all empyreans are born because of that, but their special birth is what made them that, if that's the case melina and her brother messmer would've been empyreans too. MY OWN personal headcanon is with the dlc drawing parallels between marika and miquella I believe the gloam eyed queen was actually her sister but she didn't have as good of a relationship with her sister that miquella had with malenia
I know we be laffin at lordsworn knight helmets, but can we talk about helmets like Diallos' helm or the new black and gold knight helm? Why are they so small? Why do I have to turn my Tarnished into a chibi just for those helmets to look well-proportioned?
Why are commoner soldiers so goddamn ugly in the Lands Between? I mean they barely look human, not to say alive.
>>487399713If this isn't a pot calling kettle black
>>487399713They're lowly peasants
>>487399816Are you saying we should post our tarnished to prove they're not ugly?
can people stop spouting this bullshit that the age of duskborn is godwyn's ending? it literally doesn't affect godwyn in the slightest. all it does is make those who live in death a normal part of the world. a bunch of fucking zombies roaming free because they won't be killed on sight now. it doesn't affect godwyn, or cure him, or kill him, or anything. he's still a soulless cancer spreading death around the world and preventing proper reincarnation. he's still fucked beyond belief. it's not his ending. it's fia's ending
>>487399713That is literally me.
>>487399713Look like average medieval peasant
Is Midra what the tarnished would look like post the Frenzy Flame ending?
>>487399873Yes.And its the least I owed her for all those hugs.
>>487399916with the head, yes. but midra is already a fucking skeleton before he becomes lord of the frenzied flame, just because he's been sitting in a room with a giant barbed sword sheathed in his body, enduring a bunch of pain and torment and misery
>>487399916yes
>>487398868Level 15060 vig10 mind40 end18 dex (you get 5 from Millicent talisman)10 int32 faith10 arcCast Flame Grant Me Strength, Golden Vow and Electrify Armament before going through fog gate -> win.
>>487399873It's his ending because he's the patron saint of the Duskborn since he's what gives birth to the undead
FINALLY this fuck is not doing a ds2 video this vid is gonna be 1 hour+ kino
>>487399713Imagine being a grunt for 1600 years you're not going to be pretty by the end of it
>>487399175Maybe. I paid a Japanese guy a bunch of money a while ago to translate things for me, when godrick called that dead dragon "kindred" the original version meant "someone you shared ancestory with" and we know thanks to the dlc the drakes are shittier offshoots of ancient dragons, so its possible godrick has some dragonblood in him too. It fits him thematically as a character as well imo, he's the only known living descendant of godrick the golden, godfrey the first elden lord, and the last known member of the revered golden lineage, a lineage that stemmed from the peak of marika's reign, not only this but he also has dragon's blood, ancient dragon's blood at that. And judging by what people call him, a country bumpkin, he likely didn't grow up in such splendor as the other demigods. He has the backstory of those stereotypical heroes, like aragorn, or luke skywalker, the quintessential "rightful king" like character, except he fucking sucks. He's weak, cowardly, and a massive piece of shit to his followers. He's a subversion of that trope.
Where do you like to relieve yourself? I usually use the meat toilet at witchbane ruins but I got a pass to raya lucaria after the lines got too long. Now that I can access the onahole buffet in the library I don't see any reason to go back and use the public hole
>>487399551I could be wrong, as I haven't reached that area yet, but doesn't Marika predate the Erdtree?And Melina was born at the foot of ErdtreeNot to mention Melina looks too young
>>487400201you know there's a spreadsheet of the translations. how retarded are you to spend money
>>487398570You can only get one per playthrough.Don't kill her -> complete questline -> Rotten SwordKill her before questline -> Prothesis.
>>487400347So it's probably better to just kill her and then use the normal winged sword insignia?
>>487400153Jesus christ. This is even easier than bloodfiend arm.
>youtube videos hype up Carian Sovereignty>bro you get like infinite hyperarmor and do 90 stance damage it's super broken>I like magical greatswords so get hyped about using it with a claymore>against messmer, every attack staggers me out of the animation with a 51 poise armor set>okay maybe I'll try it on something else>zamor warriors, my idea of tough regular enemies>every hit staggers me>fucking hell, fire knights>even the dagger guys stagger me out of animations with half of their attacks>christ, maybe omenkillers>lol, every single attack staggers me>maybe omens>4 different attacks stagger me out of the animation>a-at least black knights>regular mace and shield bashes stagger meThis thing fucking sucks, doesn't itIt's as shit as Carian Grandeur
>playing NG+>meet Millicent again>am reminded how sweet she isKnowing her fate hurts so much. She really is the best girl. I wish we could cure her from Scarlet Rot completely and free her from rot bitch's legacy.
>>487400460DS1chads know how ridiculously overpowered Endure is.
>>487400498Have you considered spacing the attack that's basically a magic version of the Monster Hunter greatsword?
Does seamless coop mean no more bloodstains or messages?
>>487400153Have you considered just beating him normally?
>>487400661yes
>>487400153It's kind of wild how easy the game is when you're actually aware of the basic fundamentals. Meanwhile, casuals are acting like defense is an entirely new concept in 2024.
>>487400256I didn't know. Also he also bought me a bloodborne figma out of the blue once and I felt bad and wanted to repay him at some point and figured that would be a good way
>>487400697Oh boy here we go. Time for you to define what "beating him normally" means.
>>487400697That's my build anon. That IS normally for me. If I wanted to REALLY make this easy I could have also sucked back some Ironjar aromatics. >NOOOOOO YOU CAN'T USE THE GAME TOOLS YOU NEED TO ROLL AROUND HIMParrying him is just as easy. Deflecting Hardtear? Even easier. What is "normally" for you? You want to watch Skumnut roll him to death with the briar armor?
>>487400809I see, you're one of the people who got filtered by him.You have my condolences.
Marika's tits, youbcan have your fancy weapkns, I found mine...Pata! Slap blood loss on it, and I just shred everything. I am become Blenden Lord
>>487400741my bad then cuh. g. blud.
>>487400840Normally = Rolls/jumps, no ashes, heavy or keen weapon, no status, no buffs
>>487400848I was expecting a more original deflection, but I'll accept your concession nonetheless.
Ranni isnt even conventionally attractive, she is a flat blue doll with 4 arms held together by ropeWhy does she have so many men obsessed with her? I think I know the answer. She is the shortest female character. Men like shorter girlfriends. Thats it. Unless they have a mommy fetish then you get the marika simps and the "upies" Melina simps
>>487400720Just need to look at the infamous Elon Musk build to see how shit people are at making builds that work. People will make the worst builds possible and then have no stategy besides rushing in and maybe spamming an ash of war.
>>487400942>no buffsone application of golden vow is fine
>>487400942No stat above 40, no consumables, no physick, no ash of war, no parrying, no blocking, no backstepping, no talismans allowed other than turtle, no defenses above 30%
>>487400978I was expecting a more original deflect, but I'll accept your concession nonetheless.Hopefully you beat him eventually.
>>487400795Lore is whatever Miyazaki writes. There's nothing to understand. He could bring back Godwin if he wanted.
>>487400201I agree with you. He's a good subversion of that trope.
The classic taunter duelist in his natural habitat of getting killed as he tries to drink a flask because he was losing the "duel"I wish I could blacklist solo players...
>>487400991Her original body was around the size of marika and had an equally fat ass. The reason so many are obsessed with her is because she bosses them around in a way that allows them some free will, and gives them a cool sword. They also like welsh women and don't want to accept welsh supremacy yet
>>487401256>Backhand blade ape criticizing anyone lmao
>>487401426>salty hostcel who loses a 3 v 1
>>487400991No, its not that, mainly - although I guess pedophilia does play some role in her popularity.The main reason anons like her is because she praises them, says she believes in them, and accepts them as a romantic partner. I.e. things most gamers experience very little outside of eroge games (let alone IRL)Basically, they are like that silver armor dude, who joins Volcano Manor because lady Tanith gave him a compliment
>>487401426just ignore the slav schizo
>>487400153Would having End at 30 matter?Also what if magic infusement instead of lightning to take advantage of an 80 Int build?
>>487401350My gf is welsh, a redhead, and likes elden ring and ranni, how the fuck do I convince her to cosplay ranni for me
I'm assuming it's been figured out what triggers EAC bans with CE nowadays, right? I just want upgrade materials so I'm not forced to not actually use all the weapons I wanna use.
Just had a thought - is Marika still alive? I know she's a goddess and all, but you never really see her at any of the endings. Aside from the Age of Stars and Frenzied Flame endings, you become Elden Lord and her consort, but she never really shows up.
>>487401517Set her on fire and trasfer her soul into a doll
>>487401596No. Her body is the Sacred Relic Blade now.
>>487401426Lmao. No backhand blades. Still killed the shitter taunter fag.This time he had a phantom with him at least.
> open invader's stream, this time doing TT> "Invaded by invader Noktily!"> Nox dies after getting 1 hit inthat's not something I expected to see today
>>487401719humiliation ritual
>>487401719*Recusant
why did the base game suggest radagon was part giant. what was the point of that. why muddy the waters even further
>>487397894>ENDWhere's the rest/author source please!
>>487401596That's up for debate. We see in the intro that immediately when the rings shattered her body starts falling apart, so its clear her body is tied to the ring. In the age of fracture the ring is still damaged just not broken, but with a mending rune in place its fixed, implying marika would gradually heal too. It's also possible you lobotomize her, the elden beast is the elden ring, and we kill it, if it's the mind or manifestation of the elden ring we may just leave marika as a husk, a shell who's body may recover but like her son, she's just not in there anymore. We really don't know, there's hints she's alive and hints she dies, its up to your own interpretation as much of the lore is
>>487401719I miss her...
>>487401834>why muddy the waters even furtherMuddying the waters is fromSoft's entire lore-writing strategy thoughThat said, he isn't. He was simply cursed by giants as a revenge for Godfrey slaughtering them
>>487401939Its not. Elden Breast turned her body into Sacred Relic Blade
>>487401973Its also implied he and godfrey had a sexual relationship. That muddies things too, does that mean godfrey knew his was marika? Was he bi? Was radahn's gayness witn miquella just another way for him to emulate godfrey? Being gay with the femboy son of marika and radagon just as godfrey fucked marika and radagon. Do you think miquella tossed out st trina because she didn't want to fuck radahn?
I want to start a GoFundMe to have Miyazaki kidnapped so we can force him to actually explain all the lore
40 hours and a month of slogging through base, and i'm enjoying it so far.
>>487402070Thats radagon's body, as seen on their model they have similar damage pre fight but the damage isn't 1:1 carried over, the state of radagon doesn't impact the state of marika as he's marika, marika isn't him, just like how trina can die without miquella dying but miquella dying kills trina. The original self matters more than the offshoot. Therefore I marry marika and make babies with her.
>>487401973it's too ambiguous to reduce it to "a curse as revenge."
>>487402230He's going to try diverting things to martin as he does in interviews. You'd need to get them both.
>kickass new knightly armors in the DLC>they don't have capesI hate this SO MUCH.Miyazaki-san, please make capes a separate slot in the next game, or at least make sure to give all. heavy armors a caped variant
Alright /erg/ convince me on the "dung eater serves the fellgod" theory. I wanna know why you think that.
>Random rot faggot>Guard the final area door for some reason >Lore is basically "she found da rot"??????????????? Is it me or does the DLC feel fucking disconnected? Also this fag is surprisingly easy. I got her after like one try. After shit like Messmer and Rellana i kinda expected alot of anime AOE
>>487402425Can't kidnap Martin, need him to finish writing Winds of Winter>>487402316Except we clearly see Marika transform into Radagon, so regardless of how it happens, its still the same body. Ba dsame body got turned into a sword. Her ultimate punishment for breaking the Elden Ring. She's gone, Jack.
>finished the DLC 3 times so far>decide to start summoning other people to help with the fights>get to divine beast boss door>check the summons>greatshield antspur>greatshield swordlance>2 thorn staves>1 thorn staff and 1 other staff>wait a few minutes to try and to get new summons>several new people appear all using the same setupsDo these people even have fun doing this?
I already lost about 700k runes just exploring Haligtree.I hate this area so fucking much.
>>487402567Never heard that theory, it is dumb.Dung Eater does not serve anyone, he simply is mentally ill.
>>487402567He doesn't? Who the fuck said that? He is just a literal tranny who identifies as Omen I guess the most shit they could pull is "oh he has a sun emblem which kind of look like a hornsent"
>>487402640Twiggy cracked tear
>>487402586He'll never finish winds of winter you know it. Infact kidnapping him would help him finish winds of winter. Don't let him go until he's explained the lore with miyazaki then let miyazaki go and keep him until he explains winds of winter. And yes it's the same body, but my point stands, that again, the damage isn't 1:1. We also see what happens when Marika actually dies, she crumbles or fades away, there's only ones interpretation to go by on marika's state at the end. I personally think she's being held together by the ring. She's alive but in a similar state as godwyn. If she can recover it'll take ages and the trauma wouldn't make her the same woman as she was before. Still impregnating her though
what is the cannon of haima of fth spells?
>>487402431>>they don't have capesWhich ones are you thinking of? Several of the chest armor pieces in SotE sport a cape. I think most of them might. Unless we got different ideas of what looks knightly.
>>487402975giant fireballcan do more damage I believe thanks to flame grant me strength?
>>487403002The one from the church behind DLC start location, and the one from Messmer's black knights, the one with circle shield on chest
>>487402567The theory is hinged on>He has a giant spine sword>his armor depicts a face with a sun that is associated with the Fell God, as depicted in the Furnace Golems>The point is that he's an evil fuck taking on all curses related to hornsent. He's basically omen anti-Jesus
>>487403118>>487402975oh and double fire giant seal
>>487402604Yeah this is exactly what I've seen too.About 90-95% of other summons I see are using some extremely cheesy build and almost 100% of the time using status effects in some way.Host often doing the same.There is no variety. It's the same as when malenia was the big filter and every phantom and host was using white mask double bleed or bleed/frost katana and the sepukku move.I miss the old games where people actually tried different stuff.
>>487400720Radahn is still a shitty boss anon. No matter how many Webms are made, or how many "broken op MLG builds" kill him, the boss is fundamentally poorly made.
>>487403270Except sword is made put of an OUTCAST giant. He just embraces all degenerate shit. He's basically Twitter. I reckon sun was anathema to the Carians or something.Fell God is a deity of strength and fire. It would want nothing to do with a moldy cumrag like the Dung Eater.I honestly doubt Omens like him either.
>>487402604Status effects being as strong as they are and basically no bosses being immune to them or having reasonable resistance against them just pushed all other builds out the window for how much easier they make the game.I did an SL1 run using bleed/frost swords and was disgusted at how fast bosses died (hadn't used status effects until then).Status effects are simply too powerful in elden ring.Side not I find it funny that sewer mohg and godfrey clone thing were filtering people because they were immune to status effects.
Do people like Zulie the Witch and other lore video makers read here? Or do they have emails? I don't use Twatter or Reddit, and I have a major inspiration/shoutout (basically, a whole book series that inspired a lot of stuff in Elden Ring) that they overlooked that I want to send them my notes
>>487403558I don't personally subscribe to it. I was trying to summarize. Perhaps I was not the most verbose. The posts the anon made a few days back were more in depth.
>>487402431??????
>>487403902I only tolerate Zullie videos because they're all factual instead of whatever bullshit some "lore expert" dreamt up.
>>487403501Are you actually going to attempt to give a reason or just cry?
>>487403923That chestpiece looks like cybertruck
>>487404021Your mom looks like cybertruck
I hate Albinaurics so damn much. Both the legless old men and the ugly frog freaks. I honestly don't fault Gideon for slaughtering them.Fuck Albinaurics. Annoying ugly pests.
Haha, nice boss mechanics you've created here Miyazaki! HOWEVER!
>>487404193No, she's more round, not made of hard angles.
>>487404423Why? They're like some of the most consistently decent and sympathetic people you ever meet.
>invade in enir ilim>host is in the radahn fight>can't finger spawn into the fight>see that they are gonna die>host and his butt buddy die>+375k RunesHow pathetic do you have to be to be max level and still can't tank the boss for your friend. Did you cheat to be that high?
>>487404659That so?
>>487404007Are you going to play dumb about the problems with the fight? The bad hitboxes, the lightshow?
>>487404659They are ugly, gross, have anmoying movesets, look revolting, and are not even truly human. Albinaurics were the Academy's mistake and we're fixing it by slaughtering themAlso>decent and sympathetic>shouts from under the ceiling and summons more enemies>scuttles in a revulsive manner and jumps to bite you while you are distracted (and that scuttle is disgusting enough to hate them even if you don't get bit)>cartwheel around with spikesThey are scum.
>>487404848It is very hard to tank Radahn when the hostcel summons multiple co-ops. It spikes his HP and resistances to the fucking moon. If someone is a shitter the best strat is honestly each person with fingerprint and just trading aggro but they never do this. It's always some 40 vigor retard with a katana or something who attacks Radahn when he's swinging at the tank, causing him to do a 180 and delete them in two swipes.
>>487404007That depends? Are you actually going to accept any of the reasons or are you going to go full fromdrone and just get mad when they're laid out to you?
>>487404659>>487405105I think you guys are mixing up your albinaurics.Gen 1 albinaurics are sexy women that ride wolves and were scientist nerd attempts at making mimic-people.Gen 2 albinaurics are spike frog retards that were made out of leftover scraps and bloodclots.
>>487404982Works on my machine.
>>487405307>Gen 1 albinaurics are sexy women that ride wolves and were scientist nerd attempts at making mimic-people.Gen 1 Albinaurics are both male and female. Albus was an Albinauric. Pidia is also supposedly an Albinauric.You see several of them as enemies as well in the Albinauric village.
I WANNA FIGHT GODWYN I WANNA FIGHT GODWYN I WANNA I WANNA I WANNAER2 please
>>487405307Wolf women are a minority. We mostly meet male gen 1s, who are creepy old legless dudesAnd after Concentrated Snowfield, I have no love for women albinautics either (except Latenna)
>>487405417godwyn is the gwyns first born of ERwe will fight him in er3 and his first phase will be him riding atop fortissax
>>487405307Am i sexy uwuu
>>487405417ER2 is obviously going to happen, it's just gonna be a ways off. We will almost certainly get another soulslike title or two along with Armored Core 7 before then. We will probably see ER2 announced in 5-8 years, the only question is if Miyazaki will still be around to work on it.
>>487405550makin my heart race...
>>487405595I'm not going to live that long anon
>>487405595Michael Zaki is only 49 years old and President of From, making them gorillions of dollars. He will be around.
God tier ash:>Makes crazy ass bull shit projectile>Does some fun wacky anime moveMid tier ash:>Useful but boring "look I swung my weapon a different way">Does a moderately cool attack and buffs your weaponShit tier ash:>Just buffs your weapon and nothing more>Is just an alternative to rolling>Useless and boring "look I swung my weapon a different way"
>>487405637My long lost brother... or sister idfk it's impossible to tell with this armor.
>>487403558It's not anathema to the carians. As seen in the dlc the fellgod has an association to the sun, its a god of the hornsent and the god of the fire giants both factions the golden order genocided. It's more like it he just wears the sun medallion to make golden order people seethe more, it's like going to Israel was a swastika.
>>487405991All wrong.God tier ash>Invalidates faggot game mechanics (Assassin's Gambit, Raptor of the Mists, Endure)Mid tier ash>Invalidates mildly annoying game mechanics (Unsheathe, Flame of the Guccimane, Lion Claw, Square Off)Shit tier ash >Everything else
Rellana kicked my ass harder than Messmer or Radhan.
>>487406212>Assassin's GambitWhat
>>487406230fun though
>>487406230Rellana was the only boss I actually bothered to "learn", since her moves aren't really that obnoxious. I swear she hits harder than Radahn does though.Messmer I deleted with the lightning bolt before it was patched, so I'm a fraud there.
>>487406284Can be used to just run past literally everything. Completely trivialized the Winterlantern meme forest, Ordina, Haligtree, etc. Stealth sections are for faggots.
>>487406325She hits faster not harderHer combos are the longest out of all the bosses in terms of "swings". Some of her combos go up to 6 swings of her sword.
>>487406415The madness forest fags can't see through it? Good to know, I'll use that in all my future runs.
>>487403884>It's another "Blah blah blah, this thing is too strong, everyone must play it the way I do"God I can't stand people like you. No one gives a fuck about your restrictions in tactics and neither should you in other people's tactics.
why does bloodhound fang do more damage than a colossal?
so who is this dancer? i don't get it
>>487406663cut content
>>487406610Because ghiza's wheel is a shitty gimmick weapon they never bothered buffing. Compare it to an actually decent colossal.
>>487406325>>487406314>Infinite reach>Always closes the gap>Never stops attacking>Barely any openings>Doesn't stagger and resistant to stance breaks>Multiple oneshot attacksIf she had weird evasive attacks where she can attack you while also jumping away she'd be mega cancer. But as she is now she's good.
I don't care, I love the feeling of leveling up. I love the feeling I have accumulated enough xp/runes/whatever to get stronger.I don't farm albinaurics (unless I repeatedly die to bullshit like lag or being ganked by wandering monster while afk, then Injust recoup losses), but I level when I can and not planning to stop on any limit, like 150 or anything.
Staff of the great beyond anons, did you find any spells combos that were made easier by it? What spells do you use overall?
>>487406902I cleared the main game + DLC without ever grinding and by the end of both I think I was 183 with all bosses killed. No pickled feet used though.
>>487406947current loadout is Adula's / Ancient Death Rancor / Imp. Thorns / Golden Vow / Heal From Afar / Fire Serpent... appreciate the flexibility overall in general
>>487406509>t. triggered status effect shitter
>>487406663Remember how Tanith was a dancer in her past life? It's just someone from her homeland who fights with a distinctive style, like how the people of Eochaid fight with telekinesis.
>>487406808Also I forgot she has those perfect dodges for ranged attacks that she can basically always do.
>>487406325I somehow got everything right on messmer, dodged his attacks really well and punished him often. Felt really good
>Dragon communion is a psyop by Placidusax that tries to bait reckless tarnished into murdering drakes with promises of one day becoming a dragon (they turn into magma wyrms instead) >they even made dragon priestesses that can further lure reckless adventurers Grim
>>487406947It's a useless item. Prince of Death's staff one hand + seal in the other = mogs this garbage. The only time I can ever see you using this is to bait retards in PvP with catch-flame.
>>487406808>Doesn't staggerNo? I literally staggered her twice in that fight. And she has pretty obvious opening, after every combo you get one free attack / heal in
>>487407141The only right answer is having sex with ancient dragons.
>>487406509
>>487407220Go away Godwyn, stop shitposting on 4chan
>>487403902Just post it here and watch as mysteriously a dozen different lore channels and leddit posts suddenly bring up your theory as their own creation less than 48 hours later
>>487407214Stagger =/= stance breakStaggers = gets interrupted by attacks (like Malenia). Stance breaks is when you can punish with a crit.She stance breaks. But she doesn't stagger.
>>487382045Requesting a yabba dabba doo about Ranning getting cucked by Miquella, Leda and Freya. Or finish the one I wrote idc I'm tired>MARIKA'S TITS! Doth thout be mine CONSORT? what does thine mean ye want a DIVORCE? thoust would rather fuck MIQUELLA'S BUSSY instead of my PORCELAIN PRIVATES? Thou'rt telling me FEMBOY BUTT feels better than PLASTER AND STRING? NANISORE? Not only that but its a PACKAGE DEAL and you're also having a polygamous relationship with LEDA and FREYA? Who TONGUE YOUR ASS and SUCK ON YOUR BALLS while you enter mine brothers DIVINE GATE?>EEEEEE? thout also slain mine brothers RADAHN and MOHG to gain THEIR PROSTATE POUNDING POWERS of ANTI GRAVITY THRUSTS and OUTER GOD AIDS? Ye hath designated me as THE REDDIT WAIFU with a STUPID HAT?YABBA DABBA DOO NOW COMITH THE AGE OF KEKOLDING
>>487407141Except Dragon Communion actually works and lets you channel the power of real dragons if you use their hearts in communion.
>>487406808Her combo has obvious cue and often not get obscured behind AOE special effect. I will not say that she is easy but she is pretty fair. Easily the DLC's best boss
Miquella is insanely physically strong and proportionally to his size is likely the physically strongest demigod. He just can't fight properly and is fragile.
>>487407393You don't. You are channeling the power of drakes
Yeah I use mimic tear whenever I get the chance.How could you tell?
>I wake up>There is no patchPain.
>>487407519She's also the most breedable
>>487407379
>>487406230rellana is malenia dodging with doubles, and then phase 2....i'm still "stuck" on phase 2. defense buffs and talismans just stop working at that point.
>>487407737>most breedable No thats messmer. He should impregnate me I've been waiting for ages
Got to Atlus. See you in the DLC in 2 months.
>>487382045The Tarnished lost a lot of friends...
>>487407379Her mother also got cucked btw, it runs in the family.
>>487407815gay
Rellana at an appropriate scadu level is the hardest boss in the game hands down.
>>487407379It just doesn't have the same ring to it sorry.
>>487407909at 0 scadu her health bar feels like what she has in co-op
>>487407794Her dodges are mostly on ranged attacks. If you're melee I feel like she dodges way less.Phase two attacks are retarded. But the twin moon one was easy as fuck, I'm always happy when it shows up so I can actually punish her when it's over.
>>487407909I discovered her at 18 skibidi my first playthrough What a cake walk lmao
>next to zero gameplay discussion>nothing but coomerpostingYeah this general is dead.
>>487407951So write a better yabba dabba about Miquella cucking ranni then
>Game let you transform>Doesn't let you put fashion on your transformed body >Transformations all look like starved meth heads For what purpose?
Can I confess something? I beat consort radahn first try with the starting vagabond shield and longsword but I'm getting filtered by morgott and im two seconds away from breaking my controller and punching a hole in my wall. What the fuck am I doing wrong against this omenigger?
>>487408156no you didnt
>>487408039Here's something on topic, you little bitch
>in a single DLC dex builds got frayed blade 2.0 with an even more bullshit true combo than before, UGS sized chaos blade and crow quills/talon fusion that doesn't suck ass>hatchets got overbuffed into oblivion and the dex scaling frostbite one is the best in the game
>>487407026The only thing that is triggering me are same conversations over and over about people not playing the way they want others to play. It's retarded, autistic and above all bores the fucking shit out of me.You will never understand this because boring conversation is your specialty.
>>487407983the problem im having in melee is she has insane dead angling, and I can't get the sekiro block right on the double pokes. (im use katana)I can dodge carian sovereignty just fine but penta-moon beams and fire for days just destroys me, and Leda is always dead by this point too.I dodged twin moons first try somehow. guess furnace basket got me used to jumping ground slams.
>>487408087No, I mean miquella cucking ranni doesn't have the same ring to it as 18 cucking krillin, beerus cucking Broly etc. Primarily because of how poorly fromsoft handled things, ranni would he an eternal cuck if miquella could be sided with but he couldn't and instead he threw in radahn because miyzaki is an admitted carian simp.
>>487408250Didn't read, don't care for the ramblings of a triggered status shitter.L + Ratio'd
>>487408325>Boring responseInstantly proves my point. You're just boring.
>>487408441Didn't read either lol.
>>487408156when he spin, dodge sideways to avoid the forward chunk chunk, NOT backwards, its a roll catchwhen he backflip backflip WITH him for an attack openingfrost the phase transitiondon't worry about getting hit by the berserker combo its practically undodgable just heal throughparry only will teach you all his timings or die trying. I suggest that, thats what I did. buckler and rkr misericorde, riposte ONLY (quick jab to trigger phase 2 at that threshold is acceptable)
there's no way you can tell me that castle ensis doesn't have the worst spawn points in the entire game
>Oh, you're back for another 5 hit combo with fire fire explosion and magic projectile?>*CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK*I wanna fucking impregnate her
>>487408156Post video of you beating Radahn with Vagabond Shield and Long Sword and then a video of Morgott beating you and I will tell you what you are doing wrong.
>>487408602jar jail spawns you in as sunbro behind the effigy and you're stuck...have to jump out, its like that ds3 webm on the railed platform.
>>487408279I think there's a secret ending because there's a cutscene in the gameplay trailer of Miquella undoing the veil, that or it was cut content and mike zacky ballbusting us.I made some yabbaposts about Malenia being a cuckqueen wanting Radahn to fuck her brother but I paid money to get that keklin meme made.
>>487408602>spawn in front of the waterfall>not in front of the bottom>in front of the top>500 feet in the air>fall to my death
>>487408139Best transformation looks we've ever gotten. Best dragon spells ever too. Slap on a little endure or ironjar aromatic and you can out trade anything with dragonmaw spamI took out an entire co-op gang with one greyoll's roar thanks to endure
>>487408769there is no secret endings, trailer shot was most likely the cut second phase transition.
>lands between look like they were ripped from the groundeven seanis elevated, with a WATERFALL>Radahn arena looked like it rose from the sea bottom>turns out a whole massive chunk got remived and yeeted into a pocket dimension>logically, TLB rose from the oceam floor, since it lost weightHuh
>>487408602>would be an amazing level to invade because it's like a miniature shadow keep with several choke points and an NPC support>invading it is completely painful
why does the light greatsword moveset feel so bad in pvp? it's all quick attacks with a lot of range but if someone is running away from you it feels impossible to hit them
>>487408769That's not secret it's cut. The cut ending where you sided with him he asked you to be malenia's consort and if you rejected you had to fight radahn and him even if you agreed to join him. I think it really did a disservice to miquella and malenia as it would've showed they were both chrisposting for eachother. Now we have nothing.
>>487408895>>487409105I wish I could side with micky and fight someone else, the Radahn swords scale on int when it should be faith
>>487409105They cut it because no one would side with the cheating statue or murder doll if you could be with malenia. No one.
We need Elden Ring anime where they all go to Raya Lucaria Academy and have fun school time.
>>487409356Honestly I wish they did allow us to fight radahn, but have it be mohg's body and soul mutated and warped by miquella into mimicking radahn, as a final test for the player to see if they're actually worthy of being his consort. Also keep mohg as an insane rapist make it so miquella stealing and mutating his body is a form of revenge for his own being stolen and violated.
>>487409492My Little Witch Academia bro
>>487409019What's funny is that the spawn point issue is the result of a completely trivial mistake that could be easily fixed: the game ignores the Z coordinate when determining spawn points. There are of course some terrible spawn points in dungeons loaded into the open world like Morne, Carian manor, Sol, and Ensis, but these areas all have good spawn points as well that are ignored in favor of the bad ones.
>>487409492
Why can big fuckass enemies like the dragon in cerulean coast or the omens in the sewers hit you as an invader? It's fucking ridiculous you already have 3 players to worry about and you can't even use the pve to your advantage because the fucking dragon will melt 80% of your hp in a desync breath attack that you can't even dodge
>>487409540get fucked bluecel
What's the optimal way to build this for PvP? Blood-infused with mostly strength and a bit of arcane, or occult-infused and full arcane? Gonna one-hand it with an offhand bleed weapon for the most part.
>>487409540Morne was actually fixed by the DLC release ironically enough. It no longer spawns you below the fucking tower drop.
>>487409632I'm usually a redcel
>>487409571>why can't i have it easy while ruining people's fun?>why do i have to struggle?>i'm. entitled to bullying pve players, goddammitCry me a liurnia.
I want to have sex with radahn I want his large tan hands wrapped around my tiny pale waist
>>487409763>Cry me a liurnia.
>>487409571FROM doesn't want to give invaders any advantages whatsoever. At least this game doesn't have fucking Seed of a Giant Tree.
>>487409763oh my dark moon
>Scadutree Avatar makes praise the sun pose before exploding with light
If I use Cheat Engine to give myself the new Physick tears on a new save file (I want to do a whole playthrough using the deflect ability) will EAC catch me, since I won't have accessed the DLC or killed the golems? Or does EAC not care about any flags and only checks to see if the items are legal?
Anyone know if mongrel is censored in ER?Need to make a good name for my invader
>>487406947My main spell loadout:>Ranni's Dark Moon>Spetral Rings of Light>Ancient Death Rancor>Night Comet>Rock Sling>Fleeting Microcosm>Knight's Lightning Spear>Lansseax's Glaive (will swap this one out for Ancient Dragon Lightning Strike when I get to Farum Azula)>Fire Serpent>Heal from Afar>Golden VowUusally run Prince of Death's Staff + Golden Order Seal, but sometimes I swap to Death Knight's Twin Axes + Staff of the Great Beyond since Blinkbolt: Twinaxe actually works rather well for a caster.
>>487409887Technically it does, but you actually have to have a pulse to use it unlike the giant seed
>>487409571lmaoI wish we still had gravelorded enemies and undead rapport, instead of needing crafting...so no one uses these.I wish these worked sunbros and not just the host too, since I never host.
>>487409952I'm telling you man. The greater will is a meta reference to fromsoft itself. All of these settings were made by it. It makes a setting makes some "updates" to the setting, then leaves.
>>487408232Which hatchet?
>>487410207IcerindAs strong as hand axe on str builds but has better range and frostbite
>>487386471I thought she had put a ring gag on him for a moment...
>>487410090>>487410146Hivemind
>>487410342Ok. How did it get buffed?
>>487410396Hand axes were sped up massively, a single 1h swing has 150 poise damage and covers a huge arcBasically physical carian slicers
>>487409887Why should they get more of an advantage? Mobs already ignore them and invaders are the ones choosing to invade.
>>487410551Ah, I see. Thank you.
noob here, sorry for the stupid question, if i assign an ash of war onto a weapon, will it (ash) disappear from my inventory? or could i use it for multiple weapons?
>>487410565Are you fucking retarded? >Hosts are a higher level>Hosts can use rune arcs to increase their level by 40>Hosts have double the number of flasks>Hosts can summon infinite (much higher level) phantoms and often start the fight off with 2>Hosts can passively summon infinite blues while stalling combat>Hosts can refuse to move through the map, making invaders unable to use mobs to defend themselves
>>487410689it won't disappear, it will be assigned to the weapon you equip it on and if you want to use it on another weapon, it will be removed from the first weapon and applied to the next weapon
>>487410393>related bud items OOOOO ITS REDDITI don't even know what the other one is I posted what I posted because it was related to charming enemies.dead internet theory is true ain't it, you're all bots trying to drive me insane. well good job its working are you happyim going to kill god for doing this to me.
>>487410565>invaders are the ones choosing to invade.And hosts are the ones choosing to coop. It's a fucking video game ruleset, it works both ways, you consent to all elements by using online functions.
>>487409062I try to tell people milady mid but no one listens.
guess what spell he's casting
I just wish the DLC added some fancier hatchet with decent range. The one from dungeon imps is short as fuck.
>>487410778Is the gunposter a bot too?
>>487410393i'm the first guy and i just want to disassociate myself from the second guy because of his schizo retarded reply
>>487406610AR != damage (motion values take care of actual dmg output)
Pvp is for gay fuckwads and only serves to decrease your enjoyment as well as immersion. Anyone who choose to do it and then complain is a bloody retard without exception. The only right way to play this game is to pirate it and then do everything offline
>>487410758thanks!
>>487409723Classic blues.
>>487382387at least use eochaid of regalia
>>487411063>rippin his brain off to replace pain by golden flame He’s communing with the 3 fingers now
Sick art.
>>487407334No, good lore is wasted on /erg/I'll try to contaxt Zullie somehow
>>487411626buy an ad, gooner
>>487411626This looks like if melina and messmer fused. That's melinas hair.
>>487411145Lick my taint, nigger
>>487411314Bear Claw is a very good offhand btw
>>487411679>GoonerReddit user spotted.
wanna do a sorcery run. what are some easy ways to deal with bosses like rennala with high magic resistance? DS3 luckily had the dark sorceries.
>>487411742keknewfag
>>487411758Rock Sling lmao
>>487411758You just fuck them despite their mag resistances, sorcery is THAT powerful.
I would never harm Leda
>>487411687>trijiconLOL
>>487411898>One of the best optics ever made>BadThat's like saying Elden Ring is the worst From game Very contrarian
>>487411626Too skinny to be sexy
>>487410758>>487411162you can duplicate ashes using lost ashes of war at Hewg
oh right I have an actual question, soI made Grimm black souls and beat solitude guy for some armor that looks remotely correct (might use night cav + black knight for a more rounded helm, with the wrong colors but whatever)solitude armor + bull jokes is 128 poiseI can now tank malenias thrustBUT most stuff still knocks me over in ONE hit, I even have psuedo endure with stamp sweep to reset the poise? I dont know how it works.basically why is poise shit even with 128 of it?I miss ds1.
>One of the best optics ever madeLMAO
>>487411626nice...
>>487411626what's the point of the right side picture?
>finished my 713 character>finished my 200 str characterWhat should I do next? I'm thinking I should do maybe an int run or faith?
>playing co op with a contraband>they can't decide on any build and dislike everything>ask me for a good sword >show a couple, they hate them all>get idea>say "Well like you won't like this one, it's ugly, but there's this as an option too">they end up deciding to use ti and liking it because I said they wouldn'tSorry I'm just the smartest person alive, sorry everyone else
>>487412186to promote her onlyfans
>>487412156Global South dweller detected. Let me guess, BoilYourDog is the best car manufacturer on the planet right?
>>487412232Contrarian, thanknyoy autocorrect dor changing the entire meaning
>>487400153Why does that last hit of the twinblade do so much damage? There are no new buffs appearing on your bar vs the first several hits
>>487412254That's a hilarious bit of irony.
>>487383803i pick my moments carefully and manage my stamina. guard counters are based as fuck, bestial vitality is always nice so you can do guard counters and gain the HP that you lose back. cragblade for more stance breaks too, that really helped me against promised consort radahn
>>487412312Twinblades just have like 90% of the damage stacked on the last hit for some reason in its r1's and r2's. It's not because of any of its buffs, it's just how twinblades deal damage.
>>487412561To reward and incentivize you to land the full combo, obviously.
This game needs the Age of Mortals ending.All the gods and demigods get booted out. They curses get purged. Millicent can live a normal life. Hewg can live a normal life with his adopted daughter. Rya can live a normal life. We forge peace with vulgar, the misbegotten, even with demi-humans and omens, and we just build a new world.
AU player latency on seamless is "just" 150-250 for a slav, this is an actual breakthrough, i can even hit those niggas
How would this Carian Sorcery Sword build be?Class: WarriorRL: 200Vigor: 60Mind: 30Endurance: 32Strength: 10Dexterity: 80Intelligence: 50Faith: 8Arcane: 9Armor Loadout>Head: Rellana's Helm>Body: Royal Knight Armor>Arms: Royal Knight Gauntlets>Legs: Rellana's GreavesWeapon Loadout>Right Hand 1: Carian Sorcery Sword>Right Hand 2: Cold/Bleed Rogier's Rapier or Star-Lined Sword>Left Hand 1: Carian Knight's Shield>Left Hand 2: Cold/Bleed Antspur Rapier>Left Hand 3: Lightning/Keen/Cold/Bleed Main-Gauche or Lightning/Keen/Cold/Bleed WakizashiTalismans>Can equip up to 5.0 weight worth of Talismans without Heavy RollSpell Loadout:>Miriam's Vanishing>Terra Magica>Scholar's Shield>Greatblade Phalanx>Carian Piercer>Adula's Moonblade>Night Comet>Stars of Ruin>Shard Spiral>Loretta's GreatbowI went with Warrior because the Warrior statline is perfect for the Carian Sorcery Sword (and also the Star-Lined Sword).
is the dragon halberd viable anywhere? i like that it has the normal halberd moveset. wish i could put charge on it instead of spin to win since i dont think its good on halberds
>mfw tenma just screaming it doesnt fit with a censor screen upinb4 someone replies to this but not my question.
>faggot can't hit me>whips out the golden crutchi should have expected it, my fault
>>487413021>the fucking spin attack gives it blue lightningholy fuck nvm
>>487413006You're not actually trying to use offensive sorceries with this build, right?Sorcery Sword is for being an offhand poke + miriam vanishing tool
What's the sweetspot for being summoned endgame/DLC? 113 don't get much DLC if any, 150 don't get summoned much at all.
just bought the dlc. should i start a new save? my character has bloated stats because I used the Blood Palace exploit to dick around years ago.
>>487413021It's literally the most powerful twink weapon in the game. Became even more ridiculous after they buffed hatchets.
>>487413094I mix offensive sorceries occasionally in with shield & poke to have a versatile set of options, but the utility sorceries would get used the most with this build.
Malenia base
>>487411758None of the bosses have magic resist high enough to be a problem
>>487413317I'm 170 and get summoned to even Godrick sometimes.
>>487412561Okay so the idea is that the first few baby hits all quickly fill up the multi-hit stacks in time for the final meaty hit? That's pretty neat, but wouldn't a War Cry charged R2 build still just outdamage this and be even more brain-dead? Axe Talisman / Two-Handed Talisman / Roar Talisman / off-hand Highland Axe / Charged Attack Physick / highest AR weapon you have.
>>487413368What level is 'bloated'?
>>487412112Irc most attacks deal 50/73/133 stance dmg.You can tank first two without stagger, but the 3d one is still too strong.
>>487413368DLC is pretty tough, so just don't use Scadutree Blessings and you're good, probably
>>487413518How are you gonna get the war cry charged R2 off without endure to give you hyper armor?
>>487411626Nice hat.
>>487413317150 is hot on PS5. If you're stuck on PC then your summon/invasion pool has been chopped in half by that Seamless mod. Good luck.
There is a serious lack of interesting innate lightning weapons in this game.There is about a billion bleedshit weapons and about 5 innate lightning weapons.
>>487413623hm, I guess ill try augmenting the set with something heavier, if that exists. need 5 poise or 6 if it must be over. tired of getting yeeted with heavy roll (build not done yet)
>>487411758You can beat the whole game with rock sling without a problem.
>>487411626how old is nora
>>487413429rennala on ng+7 is pretty much impossible with magic damage sorceries. she dishes out absolutely moronic amounts of damage with her own spells and her summons do too. with 80% magic absorption she effectively has some 40k HPbut yeah otherwise youre right most enemies in the game will shit their pants versus viridian tear + magic-crack tear
>>487411471DREAD BAYLEHOLY GRAIL
I hate all you "just starting DLC people"You were supposed to start it on the first day.Really, they should just stop selling it day after release. If you didn't preorder it, you don't DESERVE it anyway. You fake fans. Go play Stardew Valley or something.
>>487398691Mike is a nasty boyslut.who hasnt ravaged that butthole
>>48741377529 in december
>>487413541
ngl bros im disappointed that mundane infusion wasnt reintroduced, especially being that elden ring is literally just dark souls II 2
>>487413794Yeah, but luckily we have Rock Sling and Blades of Stone to get around that problem.
Why the fuck does Endure only last 3 seconds? By the time you recover from the animation and swap to something else to actually utilize the buff you've already used up 2 of the seconds.
>>487411471Neat
>>487413882That's a little high, yeah. DLC's balanced around Skibidi Fragments, but with those stats you'll likely steamroll regardless.
>>487413882If you don't collect all the Scooby Snax you can still make it a challenge and my level 300 has decent times for matchmaking
>>487414027Impregnate
>>487413864I'm 35 childless and look better honestly.
drawfags, im humbly requesting that you consider drawing Rya on her camping trip after she leaves volcano manor (alive) bonus points for cute>>487414027damn we got a mind reader over here or something.
>>487407986how the fuck is that even possible? did you go around castle ensis early on by accident?
Post webms.I use this post as an excuse to post my webms and farm (you)s
>>487414027Is she quarter god if her mom got fucked by giant demigod snake?
Anyone got a build suggestion for the carian sorcery sword and the carian thrusting shield being used together? I like the idea of it but none of the casting tool comparisons include the former, and I was wondering what's a sensible int/RL to go for so I'm not hopelessly out-damaged
>>487413518No, not even close. The talismans + physicks here stack to add over +115% damage buff, before Electrify Armament is applied. It's retarded.
If the pvp meta build levels are 125/150/200Then a counter build level would be 138/166/222
>>487412751Sounds like Age of Order
What would rya look like pregnant? Would our kids be snake people like her? More human looking? Explain
>>487413989endure isnt really meant to be used for anything except the weapon that casted it. genuinely one of the only things i miss from dark souls 3 was the ultra high poise weapon arts that the talismans had
>>487414227the entire point of a meta is so everyone is at the same limits ffs.
>>487414124i dont have any webms, but heres a cool screenshot i took while freecaming messmers cutscene
>>487414227I make all my characters 165 because it's more aesthetically pleasing than 166.
>>487414124I finally figured out how to webm, so sure.
Did Mohg actually have any plans beyond reviving and making gay babies with Miquella? Unlike the other demigods he doesn't seem to really give a shit about reaching the Erdtree, mending the Elden Ring, or raising himself to godhood. I mean he wasn't very proactive about it in any case.
>>487414251Nah because marika is still around and you're her consort. Age of fracture is better as the ring is still damaged, marika is still broken, we can do whatever.
>>487414284nta I use it for endure casting or at least did on my holy character, else you just get knocked out of casting rings of radagon by a sneeze.offhand the seal and you don't lose two seconds swaping weapons or anything.
>>487414184At 80 INT it has roughly 293 spellbuff, this puts it on par with the worst (upgradeable) pure INT staff in the game, the Demi Human Queen staff which caps at 291. I understand wanting to use it, but so long as the sorcery sword is stuck with impaling thrust it's just useless. It's essentially tied for the worst staff and is awful as a sword on top of it. Trying to use a thrusting shield to make up for the bad ash is a decent idea, but unfortunately there's really no reason to use both a thrusting sword and a thrusting shield. You'd be better off just throwing an actually good staff in your right hand.
>>487414381nice l1s anon
>>487413989Because they want you to use it the moment you expect to get hit. They don't want you as a player to face tanking shit the entire battle/match.
>>487414140Man-serpents don't count. They are not godly.
>>487414124>>487414316Hey content is content.>>487414381Danm you can invade people there?
>>487414027She would be, but Daedicar is so debased (basically gay /erg/ coomer tier), that her taint cancelled out divinity in Rykard's seed. So Zorayas is mortal.
>>487414381Huh? How are people co-oping in Abyssal woods? Are you actually invading people using generic passwords with the seamless co-op mod lmfao?
>>487414387Before miquella got to him he originally planned on raping his mom
>>487395536>He will never be gay fanserveice >He will never job to Morgott and Rotussy >He will never be mindraped by a femboy>He will never be redditchungus incarnate I fail to see the downsides
>>487382045Does bringing back destined death in the mending endings allow Godwyn's body to die a true death or is he too messed up?
>>487414552Man-serpents, no.She is a Woman-serpent tho.
>>487414604Nah, that was a normal invasion in vanilla.>>487414568>you can invade people there?I've only gotten a couple but you definitely can.
>>487414665its whatever you want it to mean and im not getting into that argument again.
>>487414646Godwyn escaped the bullshit and was implied to have had a dragon gf/wife. The fucker won. He's still the only demigod who's not either, insane, a piece of shit, or self hating. Godwynchads won
>>487414124This was from launch day
I think I will make a Bolt of Gransax build.
>>487414457Welp, thanks I guess. Fingers crossed for this mysterious mega balancing patch happening "soon"
every co oper deserves death
>>487414784Okay let's argue about why you shouldn't make out with me. You don't actually have a valid reason.
>>487414807He also tapped Fia and got reborn through her? vore/rebirthchads we won
>>487414604You can do coop there.There’s no summon pool until Manse, so it’s going to be 100% password groups. But it’s still possible.I imagine it might become Ganker central since once the Aged Untouchables are dead there’s 0 threatening enemies and it’s massive open areas. Plus Midra doesn’t gusrd anything except maybe his sword, so leaving him alive for ganking purposes is fine.
I wish Melina was my wife and Rya was our cute daughter
>>487413409god i can still feel the rhythm of her delayed attacks on my L1 finger
>>487414635Where does it say this
>>487414665Destined Death is already released before the ending. The second you beat Maliketh, you free it. This doesn't conflict with doing Godwyn/Fia's quest, so presumably it doesn't impact him at all. My theory is that Destined Death isn't ALL death, as we can clearly kill people before releasing it. I suspect the "destined" word is the smoking gun here. "Destined death" could be a flowery term for dying from old age, and it would make sense in the story for that to be the case as it would explain all the ridiculously old decrepit humans somehow still alive that we can easily kill with a knife. It would also explain how some of them act, like the ones begging Agheel to kill them in Limgrave. This is just my theory of course, but yeah. It would explain a lot.
strength weapons are so much more fun than dexlanding fully charged R2s and seeing big damage numbers activates my neurons
anyone else have the game crashing lately?two days in a row my game has crashed from coopgame says it will send me back to the main menu but it's just black screen and i have to restart my pc
>>487414381
>>487414124
>>487415138...You do realize you can turn any infusable weapon into a STR or DEX weapon right? And even if your argument is that they scale better with STR, there are DEX options within those weapon classes. Shit dude the best UGS, the FKGS, scales much better with DEX than STR.
all of leda's, hornsent's, freyja's, thiollier's, ansbach's, moore's, and dryleaf dane's items should be available in a single NG cycle, and none of them should be missable or unobtainable
>>487414665It's unclear. Maybe he and others Who Live in Death might simply die in full, finally given the peace of true death. Maybe they will all be absorbed into the Erdtree. Maybe the Erdtree will die and the Prince of Death will replace it. Maybe everyone who's not already afflicted with Deathblight might be struck with it. Maybe things will go on more or less like normal but with some more Deathroot around and fewer cases of undead going batshit on people.I think the only thing that can be fully discounted is that anyone will live forever in the Duskborn ending. Some people might live longer and healthier than others, but immortality would no longer be a thing.
>Grav Missile and Miriam's Vanishing are elder god tier but all Finger sorceries are dogshit and the rest requires like 26 faith
>>487415046I think destined death is meant to be full proper death, like a cosmic ending of life, which is why melina promises to deliver it to us in the shabiri ending. She's going to murder us with the concept of death in all of its forms.
>>487414646Radahn got a cute wife (male)
Why are the rock centipede things from around the gaols in the stone fissure? Are the blue spirit worms the ghosts of the centipedes?
>>487415210>he just chucks a holy water pot at the eldritch entity with zero hesitationI really love seeing other people play these games, shit's hilarious.
>>487414841I’m surprised there is no falling scream from him lol
>>487415418The rocks are rocks. The ghost worms are not rocks.
>>487415210>THE POWER OF MARIKA COMPELS Y-->W-WHA?! WHY DIDN'T IT WORK?!>NO! STAY BACK! AHHHHHHH SAVE ME MARIKA MY QUEEN NOOOOOOOOO--MAY CHAOS TAKE THE WORRRRRLD
So lore question Why does miquella not wear shoes? I get it's a magic thing with academy people but why isn't miquella wearing any shoes? Radahn had shoes, if that statue is godwyn he had shoes, it's like the demigods who were capable of wearing shoes wore them. So why did miquella forgo them?
>>487415789Cute boys should be banned from wearing shoes.
>>487415370It's funny you say that, I just nuked someone with one of the finger spells. Did like 1,000 damage uncharged.
>>487415370Fleeting Microcosm is the best ranged AOE nuke sorcery in the game now. It does more damage than Cannon of Haima. The only real reason to use Cannon over it at all anymore is if you're lobbing it off of cliffs to free aim at people 500 miles down in PvP which is incredibly niche.
Feels like fighting Beksiński monster.
>>487415795What's the lore reason for there being a Crucible Knight at Redmane Castle?
>>487414568>>487414124>>487415795I don't know why but I feel myself so casual because I'm playing with parries.
>Guard Counter Putrescent Knight at the wrong time and trade hits with him>I die>He goes into phase 2 and starts rising up in the water>gets staggered and hit ~3 times for 7% healthWhat could cause this?
>>487415906Fleeting Microcosm replaced Adula's Moonblade as the AoE spell for me. Being able to aim it to take out ambushers before they react sealed the deal for me.
>>487390518are you a capricorn
>>487416382I use both, honestly. Adula is my close range "get the fuck out of my face" quick react sorcery for groups and I shit Microcosm out for shit at range where Adula is less effective.
>>487382045It should've been me
>>487415789There's no lore explanation. The reason is Miyazaki is a freak about feet(or, to hear him explain it, he thinks that people being barefoot in hostile environments creates a powerful sense of both purity and vulnerability).
>>487388394The fight tempo is ruined by the rolling move and I hate it for this. Also hate the belly burst that is unavoidable when it comes mid your attack, sends you flying and thus steals a few seconds. I really wanted to like the fat foreskin but alas.
>>487415906Also you can offhand the finger staff to boost Microcosm's damage even further. There's nothing to boost Haima sorceries.
>>487416610A 12ft tall glowing femboy with hair the color of white gold will NEVER take you as his consort.
>great katana regularly 3-hitting me from 60 VIG (although i'm wearing robes and medium armorwew
Consider selfcest.
>>487416865What kind of reaction are you trying to convey here? That it's overtuned or that it's weak? I can't tell at all.
>>487416937Maleniacucks...
>>487416937why'd it make my weenor move a lil bit?
>>487415906Microcosm is too telegraphed.
>>487417063If your argument is PvP then it doesn't matter because only an idiot would get hit by cannon of haima or microcosm in PvP when they can see you casting.
>>487415906>Fleeting Microcosm is the best ranged AOE nuke sorcery in the game now.I feel its too easy to avoid compared to Haima. You have to be really fucking distracted to not see it in time.
>>487414140Maybe it only counts for empyreans.
>Gave Ansbach the scroll before I found Freyja a floor up of the library>Locked out of Freyja's questWhat the fuck
>>487416865you're meant to 60 vig + crab/black flame protec + opal tear + non negative flat armor + dragoncrest talisman (+ elementals)
What are the good sorceries in the dlc?
How do I beat Margit???I'm going insaneThe moment the hammer gets out, my Feng shui gets ruined and I simply run into every single attackaaAaaaaaaYou guys weren't lying, this shit is hardt. absolute noob
>Messmer folder has grown to eclipse all other Elden Ring folders
>>487417301U rike?
>>487417210Same goes for haima. If you're getting hit by cannon of haima when you see that wind-up you're doing something VERY wrong.>>487417301>>487417359The only thing you're locked out of is fighting her with Leda's gank squad. You can still get all her shit, come back to that spot after you beat Radahn and you'll find all her gear there.
>>487384990Wasted character, just like all the others.
>>487417337I'm a psychopath who puts all of my elden ring fanart in a single folder.
>jump>attack>jump>attack>run away>jump>run back>attack>jump>attack>jump>attack>fuck it's the flying homing ball attack shit shit fuck fuck fuck shit shit fuck okay i'm good>jump>attack>jump>attack>jump>attackBeautiful concept, 10/10
>>487416209He's there for the tournament arc
>>487417330Oh please pose your stats. What character did you start with?
>>487417326gravitational missile looks cool, haven't used it myself yet but i've seen someone using that on malenia while someone else spammed that new thorn spell.
>>487417330>He raises his hammer up >Don't roll >He swings his hammer down>Roll
>>487417396>Same goes for haimaProper use of Haima in PvP is as an ambush/bombardment tool. You don't cast it while they're facing you head-on.
>>487417330Post char.Also welcome to tha gaem bro.
>>487417330guy only has a few extra moves after he unzips the hammer... the spin2win with his sword and cane is what you should watch out for especially
>>487414403>Nah because marika is still around and you're her consort.>he wouldn't pound chained up Marika like a stepsister washing machine video
How can you get pregnant from yourself? Does it make Malenia and Miquella absolute copy of Merika and Radagon?
I'm not sure I get SotE. Why am I taking a break from collecting great runes to go kill Miquella and Radahn?
>>487417530>Proper use of Haima in PvP is as an ambush/bombardment toolSame goes for Microcosm. And if your argument is them rolling when they see the initial bubble, you can use that to pelt them with something else since they're going to panic roll. It's just a different strategy option in a PvP setting, you could arguably use both there.
>>487417193Haima's velocity is so high it routinely takes people by complete surprise if you freeaim it
poopa mask...
>>487417680they are a rival god/lord duo
I didn't know until recently that Godwyn tries to defend Fia with that little skelly spell if you attack her.Does anyone else find that kinda cute? Just the way he can't move but is conscious enough to try and defend her with that pitiful spell that the skellies use around random gravestones.
>>487417680Miquella has a great rune.
>>487415528*Willie Coyote cartoon scream*
>>487417865"Godwyn" defends nothing. That's a sentient tumor.
>can only get 4 more poise and would take three pieces of bull jokes armor to do it (needed 5)its over
There should have been a hand-to-hand arts or fist weapon that was also an incantation catalyst.
>>487417685>And if your argument is them rolling when they see the initial bubble, you can use that to pelt them with something else since they're going to panic roll.At that point just use Haima. Microcosm just alerts them to your presence, making you lose the element of surprise and a free nuke.
>>487418026Should've brought back the hand of god from demon's souls.
>>487416618>powerful sense of both purity and vulnerabilityThose niggers at the academy chucking rocks into my brain and whipping their slaves don't seem very pure.
>>487417985Why would a sentient tumor know or want to defend Fia? Your bait doesn't hold up to scrutiny.
>Thank you, now i finally cast off my misgivings. Give my regards to honorable Ansbach, tell him, should we meet in battle, to face your bow would be fine enough, to face your blade would be an honor.>Ha ha ha… I should have expected as much from Freyja! Some things simply never occur to her. Paralyzing fear. True despair.>That's Freyja, through and through.What good fucking exchange
If you saw a character named "Vilma Fachiri", what build would you expect them to have?
>Elden Stars into Land of Shadow into Knight's Lightning SpearI hope these hosts like 2hu because I'm throwing bullet hells at them.
>>487418125Godwyn is dead. That thing is not Godwyn. Your bait is gay and weak, you love corpse fucking whores and will be dealt with shortly by the Golden Hunter D.
Miquella is alive
>>487418185bullgoats + white mask with rivers of blood
>>487418152You're beginning to understand why Ansbach is so popular.
>level 175>get summoned for co-op>host dies in one hit to fire giant>680 hp?????
>>487418215>Goyden Order christcuck goes full mask off just like that Too easy. I already curbstomped the conjoined freaks and Fia dies from that questline anyways.
wow this is so much fun
>>487418185Circus ringmasterEcccentric set + whip + ballista
>>487416209Its a crucible knight. They are like cockroaches, if you leave scraps of food around long enough, they just pop up out of woodwork
>>487417812Because they are gay and part of the gay agenda. That's what the Age of Cumpassion is really about.
>>487418561barrier of gold?
How do you find that frenzied flame boss I keep seeing screenshots of?Just reached Messmer
>>487418561Good lord, how much FP does he have?
>>487418561What if, now I know this is kind of radical, but what if you used your readily available FP-free ranged attack to retaliate against the clueless mage standing in place spamming comet instead of wasting it against the worthless blue that's passively hiding behind the guy he's supposed to be protecting?
I would instantly forgive Miquella if he wanted to marry me instead of his cuntboy half-brotherWhy would Miyazaki do this?
>>487418715Go through the darklight catacombs, reach the abyss woods, navigate through the abyss woods (oooh spooky scary), reach Midra's manse
>>487416845Nooooooo
>>487414103Yes. I saw a big castle with a straight path and went "must be the main path, I'll take a route with some chest hair" and ended up fighting Romina as my first remembrance boss
>>487418561>Has a mini-boss as backup and easy win from thereStop crying retarded zoomer
>>487418715In the first part of Shadow Keep, after the hippo, there's a hidden ladder down to the water level. Follow that path to a room with a painting and there will be a hidden wall. Then just keep following that path.
>>487389757Most important ones off the top of my head are>Ranni wife +swordalso seluvis gives magic scorp charm>Bocbecause fashion>LatennaAncient somber for just carrying her around>Nepheli if ur based>Tophs & Sellen>Crab guy
>>487418853>>487418819I can't believe I missed the hidden wall, thanks anon
>>487418787>your readily available FP-free ranged attacka single spear chuck takes half your stamina and deals like 100 damage if it even lands
>>487418432>level 180>get summoned for co-op>host dies in one hit to malenia>1038 hp...
>>487413317Engame in the base game is like 90-150DLC is postgame so anywhere between 125-166
I want to cure Millicent from Scarlet Rot and make Gowry WATCH. I want him cry and squeal as his degenerate religion crashes down and burns, as his messiah is denied to him. Then I'd slay Malenias as he watches and and torch her arena.>Why don't you love us?You don't deserve to be loved, you rotting piece of shit.
>>487419035It’s actually a very not obvious hidden wall, I was surprised. I only found it because of a note on the ground.A hidden side route with a painting seems like an acceptable reward for a minor secret path. So I feel like most players won’t check room for secret walls unless they are type of player who hits every wall, it doesn’t even look like a spot that people would leave a troll “hidden path ahead” message.
>>487419521Are you okay anon?
>>487413989Because bad DS3 players cried about it too much and poisoned the well. Same reason straight swords and quickstep/bhs got nerfed into the ground in PvP. That and FS can't balance shit properly.
>>487419558>I only found it because of a note on the ground.I'm playing pirated so hidden walls have been a big pain
>>487419521I too love Millicent
>>487419627>bhs got nerfed into the groundgood lord i remember zooming from point to point with the thing last year, now it barely feels any different from quickstep even with light load wth.
>>487382130Realistically I feel like, besides Fia, Nepheli and Sellen are the only ones who seem like they may have fucked a lot.
>>487419521This but for Malenia with her questline and marriage ending RESTORED and make Miyahacki WATCH our happy ending!!!
>>487417985There’s the same body at the end of the scorpio catacomb, and the final boss is a knight of death protecting a «cadaver substitute».These shit aren’t tumors or bodies, they’re cadaver supposed to fit his spirit if he comes back.
>>487419618Yes.I just hate him for asking me to betray Millicent, and for implying Rot is deserving of anything other than fire.
Hello /erg/ is my consort. All of you are. Every last one.
>>487419797sry bro i just died to fingerprint antspur 5 minutes ago
>>487419797okay Rannican we run a train on miquella in our free time whilst radahn watches?
Besides Clayman's Harpoon, what weapon works best for a cold infusion and Ice Spear? Clayman's Harpoon is good but I want a spear that looks like a proper spear.
>>487419769Malenia is a murderous whore, she deserves death for what she did to CaelidShe no more deserves a happy ending than the rest of the Kindred of Rot pests.
Do the inquisitor ashes imply all hornsent inquisitors are hags?
>>487419929Cross Naginata
Daily reminder that Gideon, Nepheli and other round table holders are tarnished too shitty to reach something That’s why Gideon jump on the bandwagon when you manage to kill margit for the 3rd time.
Wait, couldn't we, in theory, use Messmer's flames to burn the Erdtree without sacrificing Melina or succumbing to Frenzied Flame?
>>487419797Im taken
The initial presentation of the game could be considered as «shitters den»
>>487420238Theoretically I don't see why not. But the DLC's story makes way more sense if you've already killed Maliketh.
anyone wanna play bloodborne with me?
>>487420195They lack motivation, not skill or power. Nepheli is too busy saving useless trash, like albinaurics, and moping, as if she's middleclass teenager instead of a barbarian.Gideon just doesn't get his hands dirty on principle.I reckon both of them could do most of what we did, short of beating Godfrey and Elden Beast
Is Dung Eater incel?
>>487412814It's good for us too, Slavfriend. Vanilla is a laggy hellscape where concepts like "rollcatching" and "spacing" don't exist for Australians.
>>487420615Do you need to ask?
>>487420615I doubt anyone would want to shag the poopooman but at least he can rape.
>Mother's rich slumber shall not be disturbed by thee>Foul trespasser
>Send word far and wide>Of the last queen of Caria, Rennala of the Full Moon
>>487420882>casts Law of Regression to dispel the illusion and chops Renalla's head off
There’re no «outer» gods, just people trying to grasp deep knowledge, astel and metyr landing a long time ago and interacting with shamans/albinaurics ending up them having powers Hence why obe of godwyn fake bodies lie in the scorpio catacombs, as if deathblight was the shadow version of putrefy (makes you instantly grow a tree in you).If connecting with the shadow world requires to be dead or have no bodies, maybe the skin apostles used fake dead skin to fake death and use dark flames without being turning into mad beasts like gurranq/maliketh.And Melania, as Ranni, are spirits masters (maybe empyreans can enter use the shadow realm). Melania gives you torrent, and ranni the invocations. So yeah, Melania and Ranni were maybe the «gloam eyed queen»
the depths of your foolishness
>Marika's tits, you must be 'ungry!>Alright, mate. Want some more crab, do ya?
>>487421014can you at least get the name right before you dump your schizophrenia at the end of the thread
>>487420238I don't think Messmer's kindling is as strong as the flame of frenzy or the fell god's flame
>>487385434i literally yelled out "i am emboldened by the flame of ambition" when i first beat himhis sword is my favorite weapon in the gameincredible character
>>487416486That works too, though now I've got the Death Knight's Twin Axes so I don't feel the need for a close-range spell as much as I did before.I do still swap it into my spell loadout sometimes. An advantage with spells is that you can tailor a list of them to the situation at hand if you need to.
Put these foolish ambitions to rest
>>487420615He's what the feminist devs thing an incel is like. Rogier is a real incel.
>>487420494They lack power. Most of tarnished get clogged, probably because Melania isn’t channeling souls/runes/eyes for them.So they hide and wander the world, getting stronger as they can (probably tools and weapons). But they have a really superficial grasp on what is happening.Hence why the dung eater went mad and yet his ending (as fia one) ends up being one of the 4 shitty.
Is this the blood...?The blood of the Elden Ring.
"It's a crutch to summon spirits">boss summons spirits
>>487418240>>487418574What if I told you she looks like this?
>>487417326Impenetrable Thorns, Fleeting Microcosm, Spectral Rings of Light, Miriam's Vanishing, and the Glintstone Nail spells, Blades of Stone, and Gravitational Missile, and the Putrescent spells are decent spells that can act as alternatives to round out your spell loadout if you know how to use them.
>>487421332Source on the devs being feminists?
>>487421141Too lazy to search, I’ve the french version..Putrefy seems to come from astel, while the 2 fingers led to light magic.Still weird that both of them revolves around tree, maybe the elden beast (greater will) is some kind of fractal god.
>>487418040Area denial is a very powerful tool, and it gives Fleeting Microcosm uses in both PvP and PvE.
>>487421586It was revealed to me in a dream.
>>487421451<3 she managed to kill m’badi, she’s strong
>>487419979Millicent would rather pull out her tampon and die than be your consort, LMAO'ing at your life.
>>487421442Rennala was a fake gamer girl all along
>>487420615No, he's he's a poop-eating homosexual. Scat fetish is common in their communities.
>>487421951BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
>>487421834I'm not trying to get into her pants.Millicent is a perfect friend material. Loyal and valiant.If I were trying to get into someone's pants, I'd aim for Sellen or Nepheli
>>487422261seluvis...
>>487420615He seems the sort to think "If there's a hole I'll be the man to fill it" and let that notion comingle with "Corpses can't say no."
Daily reminder that Gowser has this Ymir vibe, being wary of secrets (miquella needle), and being alone in the middle of destroyed/abandoned places. As if the original current of magic was about experiences related to the «outer gods» leading to weird magic like implementing spirits into crystals and reading the lines of weapons as an omen of the 2 fingers blessings (like blind grandma could read fingers).
>>487422562Gowser?
>>487422261I strongly disagree. Millicent is the character that turned me on the most. Armless, destitute girl, with nowhere to go and no one she knows.>My flesh writhes with scarlet rot.This line alone is pure sex. Imagine that writhing flesh with scarlet rot. No man can ever resist the charm.
>>487422592He's going to kidnap Princess Geach but Gario will stop him.
>>487417458Confessor>>487417545Thanks, this game is really fun>>487417610Spin2win, such a fitting name...I originally challenged Margit at lvl 10, managed to consistently bring him down to half life, then, a friend of mine told me to go and explore a little before going into "the main quest" (?)Now am lvl 30, and I keep sucking dickBut I refuse to summon spirits or other players for help, that's for pussies, I'm suffering through and through
But it is so tiny
>>487423098>I originally challenged Margit at lvl 10, managed to consistently bring him down to half life, then, a friend of mine told me to go and explore a little before going into "the main quest" (?)Beating the boss of Stormveil Castle (that Margit guards) will progress the story and while you can skip that boss for other bosses, it is is the easiest of them.
I just want to dance with celebrants and have fun. Why do they try to kill me?
>>487418830Wait, you can get to the upper part of Roah without going through the shadow keep? Damn this DLC is crazier than I thought. How many skidibis did you have when you faced Romina? Did you find her difficult?
>>487422672You forgot the most important part, the upper class British accent. Sounds like wine in voice form.
>>487423375That's what she said.
>>487423494They can tell that you are uncircumcised, go see the rabbi at the top of hill first.
>>487423098Go explore the Mistwood area (North-est and East Limgrave) and Weeping Pennisula (South of Limgrave), absolutely must-have healing and wondrous physick upgrades.
>Don't worry, my dear. I'll see it to the end with you, if it please.Enia best girl.
>>487423098>>487423414As for your build, Lv. 40 I believe is the recommended level for Margit since Stormveil Castle is best completed around 45-50. That said, you should organize your equipment so you have a weapon, shield, and the sacred seal and the best Armor you can use while at Medium Load levels of Equip Load. Get your Vigor up to 25 or so and your main attacking stat to 20 and maybe two more points into Endurance to lessen the strain on your Equip Load.
>>487421834That's not true and you know it. The Japanese dialogue from Gowry even has him saying she loves you. She simply wants to return a part of herself to Malenia, and maintain her individuality instead of following the Rot God's designs. Millicent is best girl.>>487422672You are a fucking weirdo though.
where is the new thread
>>487423952>The Japanese dialogueNon-canon.
>>487418198>*casts eternal darkness*>*counters with charged Tibia Summons while you stand still wide open*>*laughs*
>>487423864>exists to serve Two Fingers>betrays the Two FingersShe's a treasonous snake. It doesn't matter who you betray or why, for better or for worse. You must stay loyal, always.She betrayed Two Fingers, she's liable to betray us just as easily.
>>487423414So, this game functions based on a "World States" system?Like, by every milestone achieved, the world is changed to reflect the fact>>487423847Got it chief>>487423882Huh, and here I was worrying I was overleveled for this areaI'll take your suggestions, thank you
>>487424345She put her life on the line for us to become Elden Lord, so she's based.
>>487424009A hippo ate it.
>>487424345>MUUUUUUUUUUH FINGERS REEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!Lmao. Pathetic 2kek. You will never be as cool as 3CHADS
>>487424345She exists to serve (You). She interprets the Fingers' will for (You). When you decide to ditch the Fingers, she backs (You) up.
>>487416618>he thinks that people being barefoot in hostile environments creates a powerful sense of both purity and vulnerability)That is perhaps the most bullshit excuse for writing off a foot fetish I’ve ever heard.
>>487424474Nope. Not siding with traitors, ever.>>487424534First of all, the whole prerequisite for joining Frenzied Flame is that your life unbearably sucks, and you are powerless to fix it. Which makes you a complete and total loser and weakling, by definition. Frenzied Flame can't win the game, so they flip the board.Second, I'm not on Two Fingers side. But because I never was, so I don't owe them loyalty. She does. So it doesn't matter how helpful she is, how much she believes in us, etc, she's betraying her masters if she's joining us. And I don't side with traitors.I get to work against Two Fingers, she doesn't. Simple as that.
Fool of a Tarnished, we're on page 9!
>>487425057ok
>>487424695This. She might translate for the fingers but her job is based in serving the would be lord.
Good Morning Sirs!
>>487424960He's a nip, this is the same country that produces a gazillion identical copies of "the god/goddess is a little 12-year-old shota/loli who acts like a bratty middle schooler because... it's like, poetic and literary or something OK???"
Dark Souls 2 was shit because the lack of Miyazaki's involvement meant there was barely any foot fetish content.
>>487424023you getting laid is non canon
>>487425343
>>487419521the rot afflicted did nothing wrong, its the same as any other outer god
>>487425010Her job is to serve you. She's an interpetor of the fingers. She never betrayed the fingers, just stayed loyal to her master, you.
>>487415297if you're trying to transition dex weapons into str weapons then you're a trannydont talk to me again
>>487425702>the same as any other outer godI agree, all Outer Gods are evil garbage that needs to go.But spawn of some, such as Scarlet Rot or Formless Mother are revulsive, and deserve nothing but the flames.
>>487383229>McGuirk posting I love you anon.
>>487425952Finger readers serve the Fingers, centuries before we popped up
>>487382045May it be known that only objective interpretation of Miquella is not as any adversary, but as a direct supporter, lover and spiritual guide to the immortal hero. Miquella cannot do any wrong. For he achieved a state of consciousness that few can comprehend at this point in humanity's history: complete ego dissolution from the merging of knowledge and faith. All he does is in service of the highest good. For him to be portrayed as bringing harm to anything, even indirectly, is a repulsive inaccuracy to the spiritually attuned.From's innocent attempts to portray the messianic cherubim as an adversary for the sake of spectacle and out of salvational distrust, that is a recurring theme in their works, has shown it's irreconcilability with immutable cosmological law. For one who adopts the Miquellan path would not be met with such an outcome, and that's why the incongruence is readily apparent to the collective observers of this inauthentic depiction. Though the murmurings speak of performance and gameplay issues, their complaints would not be as heavy were the quest true and worthwhile.
I want to make Radagon's life worse. I don't know exactly why but I feel like it should be done.
>>487415297what makes the FKGS the best in your opinion?
Are serpents evil just for the sake of evil? Did Rykard make his servants torture people for fun because of the serpent?
>>487426301Shut the fuck up Ranni.
>>487426301By the way is Mesmer really the son of Marika and Radagon? It's mentioned somewhere that he's older than Radahn but if that's the case then he couldn't be Radagon's son, right? After all Radagon was married to Rennala before marrying Marika and having more children so Radahn would be born first, no?
>>487426370They're called enemies of the Erdtree, but for all we know it might just be Marika's hang-ups with the hornsent and the old Crucible.
>>487426606>jumpy bleed twin curved sword fag>white mask rivers of blood spammer>slapped in the facelove to see itthese fucking degenerates are a cancer on the game
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/tK_PpQWsT_Q
>>487426673I don't think its stated anywhere, but in my opinion he has to be the son of Godfrey and Marika, since Messmer and Gaius like you said were like older brothers to Radahn, and since Messmer's crusade as well as the events of the land of shadow all happened such a long time ago.>>487426370I think its just in their nature to be treacherous and murderous in Elden Ring's universe. The only exception is Rya, and I have no explanation for that.
>>487426301based
>page 9>still no new thread
>>487426975the conclave had a discussion and we decided that this is the final elden ring generalgood bye friends and foes
>>487426934>The only exception is RyaMessmer's winged snakes are also described as wise protective allies
>>487426975Fine.>>487427159>>487427159>>487427159
>>487426975We're not allowed to make a new thread until we can answer the question "What is the Elden Ring?" in one sentence.
Now that no one is watching anymore.Sellen Sex
>>487426125putrefaction is part of the great work (why life exists) you're going to end all life cause it disgusts you bro.
>>487426606Is this with the oil tear already or would that stack even more damage?
>>487400201>paying troonslators
>>487407141Honestly I might be extremely wrong on this one but I think that the whole becoming a dragon thing was just with Bayle's heart , I think it was the dragon women who said . Also placidussax kinda shot himself in the head(s) because Bayle is just going to eventually take over the tarnished and come back with all his limbs ( plus maybe some arms aswell) and also probably at the position that placidussax once was ( assuming you don't give in to the frenzyfags or go on vacation to space with a blue sex doll ) . Tl:dr Bayle won the long way ( why did I write this shit ) .
>>487423098i never really had issues woth his hammer but any attack involving that stick was troublesome to mefor hammer there isnt much to say, its a big telegraphed attack you can roll out of or into him for a free poke or 2capcha: JAMYA
>>487426301ugly gooner artstyle
>>487400795>t. doesn't understand the lore
