Previous: >>487270337Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Splatfest announcement - Bread vs Rice vs Pasta: https://x.com/SplatoonNA/status/1813615910092956061• Grand Festival announcement - Past vs Present vs Future: https://x.com/SplatoonJP/status/1814148407994589645• Version 8.1.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v810• Sizzle Season is on until 8/31>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
oh boy, brinewater/crableg RM, my favorite
>>487450604brinewater rm isn't that bad anymore tbdesu
>>487450604kold why do you, kancora, happy sky, panic, fantasy and the rest of the transcord continually harass sneakysnake throughout the threads?
This is pretty cool. I had no idea it existed.https://play.nintendo.com/printables/uncategorized/splatoon-printable-callie-marie-splatfest-box-art/
>>487450494you're gonna carry that
>>>/v/683368410why are kold and fantasy like this?
Splatoon 4 with have Salmon Run but more than one game mode.
Zizi bros...(means penis/willie in french)
>>487450770>>487451252https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W23LKD9Z1hw&t=3s
>>487451652Fresh! x 1
who salmn for a king or two
>>487451696This is worse than the time I played on spawning grounds.
Look at him go! That's our lil' cheater!
>>487452505mental illness
>>487452505post every /ink/er that's on the sitegive us some data on the general's skill
>>487452738>give us some data on the general's skillnonethanks for asking
>>487452505Show happy sky. (The only actually good player in ink)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16O5Jc8y8Qgonly 3 more months for the rerun..
weyyo!
>>487452505>consistent climbing without a single dropdefinitely not suspicious at all.
>>487452902HS actually has a record of playing X Rank, unlike B*
Name all the /ink/ weyyos.
I am the worst st/ink/er (I barely scrape top 3000 but can't ever secure it).
>>487453125adderall? checkgaming chair? checkmonster red bull? checkhandheld mode? checkit's climbing time
>>487453316
>>487453331Same. >get good placements>break 3000>lose>number goes away until next seasonRinse and repeat.
>>487453316hgtffrb
>>487454839n is the most known /ink/ weyyo yet is not on your list.
>>487455146slipped my mind
>>487455146N’s a veemo now.
>>487455146his weyy trooned out
>>487455146he doesn’t count, he plays veemo now
>>487452505what site is this?
>>487455146>>487455224no longer a weyyo, she's a veemo now. the latest on an unfortunately long list of casualties of boy cephs being turned into girls, with them claiming it was just "temporary" or a "phase" before quietly becoming permanent.
>>487452505>>487451447Let Dude know that the reason why Ballin account was locked was because of the /vg/ vs /v/ tourney where he was caught cheating again both with Flexion, smurfing on Brostar's account and trading wins in X Rank discords all to get onto a team and get money from tourneys
Guess Splatoon really can't help drawing in the crazies
>>487455474splat.top
>>487455930No such thing as a sane nintendrone.
>people are cheating to get the top 10 badge>when I got it months agoweird
i'm so glad i don't play this kusoge anymore
>>487455663in the arms of the angel...
>>487455930>send a friend request after changing your name to an insult>crazyno different from hatemail in other past shootershe's stupid to do that right after they made it reportable though
>>487455930I don't get that "friend request harassment" shit with nips
>>487455930Nintendo simply does not have a tolerance to anything against their image no matter how slight. Have you not played any other game with actual voice chat? People get racist the second the game starts.
>>487456192>avatar use>spamming/floodingfuck off gurkanhttps://arch.b4k.co/vg/search/image/F8K-vFl1AE5xVXcKiILq4w/
>>487455930I wonder why Splatoon 3 makes people so much more toxic than Splatoon 2 did.It's because Splatoon 3 fucking sucks.
>>487456468Squid rolls make it better than S2.
>>487456441>all those different filenameseretard-kun...
Splatoon 3 is a good game. Don't tell me you've never squid rolled?
>>487456002>>487456194>>487456198>>487456294>>487456468Sometimes I do the friend request harassment but only if they throw in the game by staying at spawn moving. However, I always friend them then block them immediately. If you do it this way, they won't know who they friend request came from while they still get a notification blinking light that stays there until they look at it.
>>487456194Actually yeah, I kinda assumed that it must have been extensive repeat harassment for him to get banned from tourneys over it but looking at his account he seems reasonably level-headed
>>487456468then why did they need to anonymize X rank lobbies and disable the block function specifically in splatoon 2?
>>487456868My man they literally just rolled out the same patch for 3's X-rank a couple of days ago.
Ah fuck all that because I got close to a splashdown weapon like a retardMy apologies
>>487456934what are you talking about?what I mentioned was done in the tail end of 2 and immediately ported to 3
Is there any space in the open lobby?
>>487457081It's 3/4 opening after this game
>>487456725>>487456793No one actually uses advanced movement, and it doesn't excuse the rest of the game being poopoo dogshit. Get a new script nogami.
bait so bad it's not even worth a (You)
name one time when you've used a squid surgeyou can't
do they know?
Hit me with a woom, brother.
>>487457439That time I parried a splashdown.
>>487456468Nothing's changed except the ease of reporting people in-game.
>>487457439There's a spot in umamu that let's you jump into the enemy base.
>>487457525woomY2K
>>487457439Salmon run for partially paintedxwall and fishsticks Eeltail sometimes
>>487457439sometime in flounder heights on accident
>>487457525
Getting another weapon, 2 chargers is risky
I'm the superior gayliter.
>>487457439>he didn't beat after alternia>he didn't do the skip in the prologuegood job outing yourself retard
>dcThe enemy's lag switch..
>>487459084More like your internet is bad as always.
That was cancer
Nooo.... lost against the clanfagsThey were vc for sure, no way they saw me attack one of them so quick so far
Post POILs. Strictly for researh purposes only, of course.Anyone have the original poil image?
>>487457525What are you doing with these pics? Are you trying to bump the thread?
I feel ashamed losing against such a crap team
>>487462071Me when i lose against pb hosters
>>487461575>>487461615No one actually gives a fuck about Pearl. It's strictly Callie, Marie and Shiver here.
>>487462390You forgot about the best idol.
>>487462782>inb4 some retard says but thats not big man!
That's not Frye
Okay can someone explain to me how to consistently use the hammer jump swing with no lag? I know you are suppose to go into squid mode then jump afterwards but sometimes when I do it, it straight up doesn't work and instead just moves forward. Are you suppose to wait like 0.5-1 sec before doing the jump swing? I see hammer play able to almost have zero delay when doing the jump swing around corners but not sure how they are able to go into squid form that quickly then jump.
Veemos are made for sex. Unfortunately they weren't made for things like salmon run or anarchy, but what they were made for they excel at.
Nono why tf you not painting the zone lmao
>>487463391Got shot at
When is nono gonna stop joining open rooms?
GGs open
>>487464167Sir I got le hecking enemy splatter badge just now, I am not a liability I flanked sir
>>487464423GGs Open.
>>487462390Ah yes that's why each thread is flooded with Callie, Frye and Pearl.
>>487464554That's Gurkan, Broy and Nekolin flooding those threads
>>487464668So people do give a fuck.
>>487455930>modern day societies definition of insane is xbox live style voice mail box banter(japan) and edgy racist jokes (america)
ggs good woomis (sry your octo is too fugly for me)
>>487461575Also here https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/91622160
>>487461575
>>487464668Hey now, I post other idols too.
>>487464882Friendly Panko...
Where were you when veemo got picked on by bully woomies??? Veemo will end up jumping off hammerhead bridge...Harrassment is never okay!
>>487464668there's literally a guy named frye fan
>>487462390>shitver
>>487465567>male feetdisgusting
>>487464554>>487464668I don't know who any of those people are but I like posting all those idols. Poil is best goyle
>>487463000If you're getting the forward attack that just means you're pressing ZR before the jump. Start slower and then close the gap between the button presses.
>>487465657Do you not play with the thread?
It's okay to bully veemos
>reminded of trans rights-coded yuri waifu faggotry that infests the threadyeah thassa tab out of thread for me
>>487465937Good woomies
>>487465565ff is female
>>487466115All the frye fans are female.
>>487465386So sweet of you to give me some attention too for once shitposter kun.
Who are the females of /ink/ ?
>>487465625don't lie, you'd french kiss some yeb or weyyo feet
>>487466406on xitter
>>487466446Only woomies, maaayybe veemos
>>487465865I've slommed a couple of times but I'm too much of a shitter to even play open. I don't wanna make an ass of myself and drag a bunch of /ink/ers down with me
>>487465937My yebby on the left Tako gf...
>>487465968>trans rights-coded yurifucking what
>>487466406Girls can't be gamers.
Calliefan is saying hello from gulag
>>487465508That's so erotic... imagine woomies forcing themselves on a poor, innocent veemo... This is peak yuri!
get out
>>487465669Okay thanks, I will try again and see if that was my mistake. This is why I can't be good at fighting games, I'm not good at using buttons combo
begone goblin
I need an /ink/ gf to play open with. Any takers?
>>487467598Not /ink/ but she's single!
it is beyond obvious that ballin' is a coordinator
Kold schizo vs footschizo vs nono, which is the worst poster of this thread? If you could get rid of 2 and keep one which would you keep?
>>487468558I'd get rid of the faggots like you that keep giving them attention.
>>487468076>story mode
>>487468558nono is not comparable to those two
>>487468076LMAOOOOOOO
>>487466957ywnbaw
>>487468558>actively ruins the thread quality>actively ruins the thread quality>is an attentionwhore at worstWow, what a hard choice.
>>487469116Well yeah I'm a guy, that's how that works. Doesn't explain what the fuck you were talking about
Anyone up for SR on the hour aka in 15 minutes?? Going for dailies.
>>487468558Get rid of footschizo & nonoKeep Kold schizo
>>487468687Goblin sex.
>>487469439its ok, its too complex for your troon pilled mind
>>487468687goblina sexo
>>487469593why?
>Don't know the first thing about fashion>Splatoon 3 gear has way too many things that I don't recognize or understand at all>Worry that I'm wearing something without knowing what it actually isWhat the hell is a "hothouse" hat? What's the difference between all of these jackets? Are some of them boys' clothes? Is one meant to be a pilot jacket or a biker one? Are these glasses designed in some style that I don't like, but I don't realize it? How much of the gear in this game is secretly niggerwear? How many people are using the dorag cap & glasses because "oh cool, a hat AND glasses!" without realizing what a dorag is?
>>487468558nono is worst poster
nonos a blabber mouth at worst. hes alright
>>487469792What the fuck are you on about? were you trying to say that because pearl wears pastels that she's tranny-coded? because if that's what you meant, that you see cute girls and immediately think of mutilation fetishists then I hate to tell you but I think you're the one with tranny brainrot
i wish i visited japan during this convention
>>487470565then leave
>>487470565ill take all the fryes
yuri merch..
>>487470979disgusting
>>487465968you are letting yourself get bullied out of the thread by an outfitthat's hilarious
>>487468558Keep Nono. This isn't even a question.
>>487470240Sex with wild woomies.
Drawing a woomy what color gradient should I use for her floppers?
>>487471358You should draw a gun to your head and pull the trigger to get red floppers on woomy.
>>487471296Wild woomy mark the things they like with their special ink
>>487470498how the fuck is this not the most tranny shit youve seen? >>487470565
>>487471358Red to pink
>>487471358yellow to aqua or vice versa
>>487471126>by an outfitidk what youre on nigger. callie and marie should be the only two posted, everything else is switch-era tranny shit
>>487471358Each flopper should have a different gradient.
>>487471358blue pink and white
>>487471712meds
>>487472714that picture probably originates from a they/them on xitter if not massively retweeted by they/thems but whatever
>still replying and you wonder why shitposters don't have to try anymore
>>487471712actually mindbroken, holy shit
>>487455146>most known
>>487455973>8chfaggot ranked top 500 in XForget /v/, 8tan delenda est
>actually mindbroken, holy shit
>>487473551You just know that post was not made by a kid
>>487473551You see, that is actual tranny shit that deserves the hate it gets. >>487470565 isn't, and if you can't see the difference then yeah, you're mindbroken
>>487473003this is why most people stopped posting btw
>>487473662>"look at me, i'm such an ally to the poor heckin minors, i care about the sexual identities of minors i have no direct relation to and will now voice my adult opinion in a game whose target demographic so happens to be aforementioned minors despite not being a minor myself teehee"are they pedos, feds or both?
the new splatoon amiibos are available for preorder at target now btw
>>487475016Sorry but I only buy my amiibo from Sears
what's sears
>>487475273what's cex
i love her
>>487475462Marina without pearl is almost perfection.
>>487470804shiver...
i'd let marina manipulate my heavy machinery if you know what I mean
>>487475870
>>487476027Stop buying up all the frye merch you whore
>>487475870we have shivers at home (they are callies)
>>487476000Your "Hydra" is pretty small
>>487476140>scalpingI bought one amiibo and plush for my personal collection. I don't scalp anything.
>>487464668>NekolinI haven't been posting much besides that one time few threads ago asking if anyone was interested into S1 or S2 nights again. I been behind on threads since the splatfest and just recently caught up. Anything that's your free (you) from me.
>>487476407not my fault they snubbed it in S3
>>487477078S2 Hydra is so fugly compared to S3's
>>487477078>Woomy's Woolly World
>>487450494
>>487475016up on GameStop, too. just pre-ordered mine
>>487477428Idk about you, but when I bought from GS they didn't put any packing paper or bubble wrap so it came damaged.
>>487477364muffin with glasses...cute...
>>487477636Doesn't make her any intelligent
>>487476449Why do you stockpile so many goblins in your house?
>>487477575were the actual amiibos damaged? I don't plan to keep the packaging
>>487477782
>>487475808there we go, perfection
>>487477804They weren't. The packaging was. I prefer to have it not damaged.
Your splashtag will never be as based as this.
>>487479316>TT badgesMost based individual in this game
>>487479316wonder what the replacement will look like
>>487479379probably just a random selection of promo cephs
>>487479527And I will still not redeem it
>>487479379You pick a photo from your album and it becomes a splashtag.
>>487479648WHY DID YOU REDEEM
>>487470240When you use the right prompts Ai woomies looks very convincing.
>>487479929It'd be cool if they did thisbut you cannot even look at framed photos in lockers that don't belong to your friends so they won't
I want a splashtag that lets me pick three /ink/ers.
>>487480085I hope they just forgot about it and are implementing it soon. I only look at lockers for photos.
>>487470240>Made in Abyss Woomies
>>487480247*squid surges*
Me after I visit /ink/ and see all the woomies around
>>487480432NOOOO
There's so much cool stuff on JP YT.https://youtube.com/shorts/u9JDBhTcpLk
>>487480921Do people *not* know this? /ink/ are you not utilizing your squid surges properly?
You did this
>>487481191squid surges take too long without enough intensify action, and i'd rather use better abilities.
>>487476027i wanna ankle lock and mercilessly tickle her foot
>>487481389don't remind herit haunts my woomy every night she never wanted to be a killer, she just wanted to make ends meet...
>>487481745You should be executed for your crime.
pearl in tight-fitting 80s aerobics workout gear
>>487481716>just thinking of goblina tummy and boobs has her fidgeting and sweating
>>487481935best I can do is marina in modern workout gear
>>487481389deserved, maws are for bullying and bombing only
>>487482392ngh
>>487481935Someone post that pink one. Its my favorite.
>>487482503The franchise peaked with Spla2nImagine a game with 1's aesthetics and artstyle, 2's setting and story and 3's gameplay and musicNogami puts the bare minimum effort because he knows you'll just keep buying his rushed slop
>>487479379An orange skin Yebby with his fist in the air
When will they reveal what gear the new amiibos give?
>>487482986watch it be recolored versions of their normal gear
>>487482986In the future. Vote Future. Vote Deep Cut.
>>487482986deep cut's gear was revealed about a month before they released so probably somewhere around that timeframe
>>487476027Needs her red fingertips and toesies
>>487482884'member how you could ink literally everything in the first game? npcs, trees, surfaces you weren't even meant to be on... the trees even did that cool drippy thing with the inkmodern woomy game lacks soul
>>487481716Based
>>487483237I remember trying to hide in the trees and then slipping right off. It's for the best.
>>487482986i don't care about the when, i care about the whati really hope callie and marie aren't relegated to hero suit armor again
>>487483545You should've doubled down and recreated guerrilla tactics
>>487483786>It's 4's hero suit
>>487483786>>487484549Imagine if NIntendo actually cared about Splatoon...
>>487484549>boystinkno thank you, we only huff woomy clothes around here
>>487484549
>>487484696But anon all the agents are female.
>>487484696>t.
>>487484928Agent Four is the token boy agent, not counting SmallfryHe think's he's surrounded by pussy but everyone is either gay or retarded or both
>>487485080No she's a floplet woomy. Yebweyys are retarded and can't accomplish shit.
>>487485080No one carea about your headcannon.
>>487485168Case in pointFour did nothing memorable or important and is the most forgettable agentErgo, cringe retarded boy ceph
>>487485226>thoughbeit or something
>>487485507>Five Nights at Woomy's>Instead of getting jumpscared it's the intro to Nasty Majesty
>>487455930https://x.com/mari350101/status/1816050535533011209>himecut jp woomythats all i need to know
>>487485507Callie & Marina so have they done the other idols?>>487485802Works for mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lCoVbCf-KZ0
>>487487384I dont think they did pearl or deep cut yet
>>487487336Himecut wooms are the most powerful of all
Himecut wooms might leave your friendlist one day and never add you back
What goes on in her head?
>>487487950>80% Homosexual thoughts about Pearl>10% Eight>5% Autistic special interests like machines>5% Human dick
>>487487950Seem close to the truthhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mw52Yt6a0IQ
>>487488168why was oe so horny
>>487488321Just a continuation of the hero mode mindset.
>>487488727>StingrayAnon you're lateInternet Explorer is a bad bad browser
>>487488321I blame any and all 2 horniness solely on Marina
>>487489728Octolings are sex incarnate.
>>487485272Isn't 4 a hick? or is that just widespread headcanon
>watch an X rank splat roller videoI've never been more disgusted in my life. Is there a more dishonest weapon than splat and carbon rollers?
>>487490035squeezer, it has no weaknesses and only requires decent aim
>>487489863100% true the location of 4's home is well the only thing around it when you look on google earth is they are digging up a lot of dirt with a few tiny villages nearby. She lives in the sticks
>>487490035many. link?
>>487489863No that's canon according to the artbooksFour lives in the middle of nowhere on the outskirts between Inkopolis and Calamari County
>>487490112>requires decent aimFound the weakness
>>487490296Turbo+aim assist cheats
>>487489863idk but I wanna smell her woomy feet
>>487490035Two of the hardest and most honest weapons in the game
>>487490035rollers are the biggest lag abuser weapons. their shot visuals never fucking match up, you'll see ink fly down 10 feet next to you and half a second later you die
if each inklimg idol had a woomy sound what would they sound like
>>487490175>agent 4 proud of muscles built up over a childhood spent doing farm work>good with guns from hunting with her Pa>can drive any machine she can get her hands on and repair anything she's gotten a good look at>blushes when her southern accent comes on a little too thick>uses outlandish idioms>snorts when she laughs too hard>maybe a little racist on accident but her heart's in the right place
Mako mart isn't a really good map for e-liter... I demand a rework for S4
>>487491747I hope you lose every sight line and your charge time is tripled, E-liter scum
>>487491639>teaches Marie how to make moonshine
>>487492015>drinks Marie under the tableand then they make out in a drunken haze
>>487492610sexo
>>487491964It's really hard for us, you knowLook one of my team disconnected while 3 min+ were left on the counter. You know how many times I had to superjump to my beakons because I got flanked and my positioning compromised? I'm the victim here! Flanking has to stop! Remove the flank routes!
>>487492931you are forgiven, wallahi nogami is a coward
>>487491747They could have spaces across the shelves so you could snipe between the products
>come home from work>immediately crash on the couch>have a dream about woomiesOne thing good about today. Even /ink/ers were there, but it was still a good and wholesome dream, we were all friends, it was warm and sunny, we were at the beach, playing ball, trying to surf and all that.
fuck off
>>487493617imagine having friends, even in your dreams
>>487493617Was I there?
Are e-liters still heavily marginalized?
>>487493767This is the only place where I have them so I'm not sure if I dreamt it right, but it felt nice>>487493840Yes
>>487493617What were Happy Sky, Fantasy, Broy, Nono and Panic doing in your dream?
>>487494151>the only place where you have themdon't worrythey all leave eventually
>>487494281Being friends and having fun together at the beach>>487494321The dream has now ended, too
>>487493840Imagining this Woomy in a swimsuit (she doesn't know)
this time for sure when splatoon 4 comes out, I'll play with /ink/
good night /ink/
>>487494939Night anon...
>>487494504Oh, you meant dreamsIt's better then absolutely nothing bud
>>487491964nah, just make the fucking maps bigger by about 25% so they don't reach across the whole goddamn thing
My head's like a ton of bricks But this dumb bitch still learns new tricksI woke up and was down horrendous Think I need to see the dentist I get down on both my knees, make deals with god I'll never keepI might grab the pliers and just rip it out myself But if it's gonna fix itself I guess I might as well It doesn't hurt me everyday so I just let it get away I'll deal with it another day I guess that day just never came
>>487495058get killed
>>487495492why are woomies always damaged
>>487495654lots of violenceno brains to cope
Damn, Nogami is out for blood
>>487496076Nah that friend request thing is something they made mention of you can report it during the last mid season patch.For once they are just making good on what they said.
>>487496076>friend request harassmentWhat exactly is this? I saw it mentioned in some patch notes but never heard of it before then.
>>487496759Japanese players blame you for their loss, so they send you a friend code, and then delete it, but it'll still show up in your notifs Sometimes people rename themselves to offensive shit and send it too. I had a guy named "KYSdawg!" do it once.
>>48749675911's being their usual passive aggressive self.It works like this Someone changes their name to an insult then sends a FR to that player once that player accepts they block them.Yes it is exactly as stupid as it sounds
>>487496076Imagine being the Splash right now
>>487497101They cannot hide from me
>>487496076>Fuck that deadweight. I'm going to send him a friend request and immediately delete it to put him in his place.Do japanese really
>>487497440They're still learning, be nice to them
>>487497440Yes has anime taught you nothing they really are that pathetic in how they bully each other.
Oh whatyou can't max out the palette with droneany other palette this happen? or did I just choose wrong drone buffs maybe another drone has higher than 5
>>487497695How else are you going to tell someone to fuck off on a Nintendo console?
Japs are weird
>>487497916>fuck offok foot schizo
>>487497916By moving on and focusing on the next game instead of holding childish grudges over a children's video game.
>>487497875Nah for whatever reason there aren't enough Drone chips to fill out a palette, meanwhile tones like Power and Mobility have random chips that have 10 levels.
>>487497916By hitting that little button that says stop when the match is over then wait long enough so you won't end up in the same room.Its a MP game with rando's if you get annoyed with them change rooms.
Fun run. Danger can be seriously bull though. No Drone on the wrong stage feels like assI wish Side Order got an update. Give me like a Rigorous only hack
give me a gear ability that lets me briefly swim uninterrupted through enemy ink
>>487499194It already existsIt's called McDonalds Wifi
>>487499067Wish there were a endless mode
Just ordered my Carrie and Marie amiibos
>>487499564how will you explain the new ones to your old ones
>>487499564Just them didn't get OtH as well?
octo pearl clone
>>487500654That's just Pearl and Marina's hybrid mutt child
>>487495150M-maybe?I used to have friends, I think, in high school, and we kept hanging out through college too. But then I moved to another country, then another continent, and things fizzled out over the years. Now I'm too old to make friends organically, and I refuse to use shitty meetup apps. Everyone at work is terminally normie, and most are virtue signaling libtards. It's hopeless.
>>487501562I only had one or two irl friends throughout my life, those have been gone for years. I can't consider online only's friends, especially with how often they'll just stop bothering to send messages or how I always have to initiate contact with 99% of them. Same, about the old thing. There's no point, but in my case it felt like there never was. Stop providing something, stop having friends.someone here once said that friends are people you can be yourself around, and if that definition is accurate, then I've just never had any period.
>>487499564I ordered both from GAMESTOP
>>487501562>>487501871why don't you go blog on twitter, you faggots?
>>487501871Can I be your fren Anon?
>>487502093No point>>487501991Friendship is important to Splatoon lore, therefore it is thread relevant.
>>487502235>Claims to have no friends>Pushes away people who want to be friendsMeanie, this is why you have no friends :(
>>487501871>Initiate contact with 99% of them.I'd like to initiate but I don't have anything to say. Even irl I mostly let other people talk. What am I supposed to say when I'm unwilling to be vulnerable online with my name attached to whatever I say?
>>487501981Does gamestop deliver?I don't really wanna have to do a 40 minute drive to the closest one just for some plastic figurinesSame with best buy or whatever the other one was
Sounds more like a you problem lmao
>>487502476free shipping if you order both
>>487502368What's the point in attempting to connect with new people when the same pattern happens every time? I'm just not worth being friends with. >>487502462Even just telling someone about your day or what you're up to makes it worth hearing from someone.
>>487503230This woomy is short! Shoooort!
>>487503230Pigtail woomies are the best.
Did you order one yet?
>>487455973>first place is 4100 power>second place is 3500 power>3rd, 3300what the fuck
>>487504316One of each? Yes.
>>487504316Right is giving me big JSR vibes
>>487505538I hope mspa is okay.
>>487505538Yeah, it's the color scheme mostly, and it looks like cel shadingvery poggers
>>487505538>Jet Set Radio *Future*Nevermind Deep Cut gets my vote now
>>487504316>orderI got that last time and they lostIn all seriousness I think they are all equally important so I can't really pick
>>487506154Thats why you buy all 3
>>487501871Well friends provide something, and you provide something to friends. Just "being there", you know? In theory, at least.But same here, once I moved out we kept in touch for a bit, but after a while it was mostly me reaching out. After I moved across the globe it became too impractical with time zones."Being yourself" online, outside of anonymous places like 4chan, is just asking for it to backfire. Like how it ended for Jackpot guys (whether they were truly friends or not, same principle).>>487502462Yeah, same with being vulnerable. Friends are people you should feel comfortable to be vulnerable around. But online it's all recorded, and I don't know how one can both gain and give enough trust to put one's name on it.
>>487506509Not particularly passionate about any of them since>going back seems dumb for the series>I don't like the present of splatoon 3>I don't like the future of where these games are headed, following more terrible modern trends like battlepasses and shitI specifically like order more than chaos on a fundamental level, being white.
Womy's flowercrown is rotting with her brain.
>>487506963this woomy looks like she needs a hug.
>>487506932you will be left behind when the future comes for youorder is antithetical to everything that makes woomy game woomyshame on you and your illusion of control, anon>>487506963now draw her eating a big messy burger pretty please?
>>487507236>order is antithetical to everything that makes woomy game woomyWhich is why I support the Octoreich
>>487507351>t. smolluskI will deep fry you, you little shit
>>487507451I didn't buy side order since I thought 3 was a step down from 2 but I'm sure this was a sick burn
I hate rainmaker.
>>487506963Tell her to make another one, her sanity meter is too low
What is the perfect height for woomies? They are proportionally accurate at any height. Ignore any canon size for them, and pick what you think is the 'perfect' height.Start at an 1 inch (2.54 cm), and work up to 10 feet (304.8 cm).I think something like 14 inches. big enough to gently squeeze floppers without hurting it. small enough that It's in the goldilocks zone of cuteness. Being human-sized is lame. They're basically just children, and children are annoying. Nobody likes children.Woomy should be tiny. It would also make a lot of the stationary themed weapons make sense... sort of.
>>487507351>OctoreichThat fell the day a woomy tripped over the power core to one of their super weapons and defeated it due to it losing power.
>>487507451
>>487507742wtf hot?
>>487507651like this
>>487507728Once we figure out batteries you squiggers are finished
>>487507651But then idols are also small and that's stupid because I have an adult woman fetish
>>487507940>"I have an adult woman fetish"
>>487507940>adult woman fetishabsolutey vile. what's next, an impregnation fetish?
>>487507940>SmallYes>Adult womanYes
>>487507236small not messy burger>>487507194That's cause this woomy has been awake for 3 days straight and is seeing things.
>>487508468nigges out here fantasizing about holding hands and getting married...
>>487507787I wanted to know your perfect woomy, and instead you tell me your fetish. ...sigh. let's assume you're 5'8'', your woomy would be... at 40,000 times larger... about 44.2 miles tall. About half the North-South height of Northern Ireland.
>>487508567Giving this woomy (aka damaged goods) a flower
ä can't draw
>>487504316I ordered a shirt and the Pearl/Marina amiibos
>>487508732UOOOHHHH!!!! BRATTY KUSOGAKI GIANTESS WOOMY!!!! 𒅄 𒅄 𒅄
>>487508797Show us your art, anon
Marie wouldn't have missed
>>487508797yelling nice and encouraging things at ä
>>487508797At least I get paid to draw like lazy garbage.
>>487508797
>>487509282People play you for this???
>>487507874Elon Smollusk, the new Octo Messiah
Best/ink/ artist was KierBring him back
Best /ink/ artist was the one that fled with the commission money, get scammed bozos
>>487509626*brings you back*
>>487509750I wanna see Acht dressed as whored out brainwashed Callie now...
>>487509626mspaintanon is my vote.Rz's sketches are whatever, but he did pretty cute chibis that one time. ...I wonder what he used them for.
I don't like octos but she's cute I guess
We need more yebbies.
>>487509790BasedWish I were a drawfag, I'd do the same. Then maybe do it in another general.
Tomska's law strikes again
>>487510082I don't approve of this NTR>unless its not NTR & Capn' 3 is the one who took the picture moments before the 2 veemo 1 woomy sexo night started.
>>487510541Captain 3 was made for ss with 4 and maybe smallfry
>>4875076514'4"
>>4875076513.5 to 4.5 feet (100 to 135 cm), or kind of hobbit-like. That's how I imagine them anyway.
>>487510010Wait do you mean these or something else?
>>487510858yeah. were those not made by rz? I try to add who drew them in the filename, if someone makes art.they had this homestuck-esque sigil looking thing. I was interested to see where it was going and then I either missed it, or they didn't finish it.
I won't pay a dime to drawfags, go be a beggar elsewhere. You either give me free art or shut the fuck up
>>487473662Of course, it's pedophiles like Guri attempting to groom kids.
>>487511025Yes they were made by Rz. Maybe they'll get back to it soon, burnout does exist, and life does get in the way. Maybe that fucking faggot will finally finish his bite-size arc(tm)
I miss the ones who would draw silly shitposts for giggles sometimes.
>>487511109
I wish a certain single character drawer would draw my ceph.
>>487509080>Customer: This food sucks and doesn't taste good>Cook: Show me your food then>Customer: You don't need to know how to cook to taste that the food is bad or rotten.>Cook: SHOW ME YOUR FOOD OR YOU CANT SAY THAT!!!Do you see how retarded that is?
No wonder Nogami keeps making food based splatfests. Fatfucks like >>487512087 just can't stop thinking about food.
>>487509626kier was okonly "best" if you mean you were looking for guro, ryona, and other niche stuff
>>487512252do they accept comms?
>>487512087>food analogy
>>487506589every irl friend has left when I could stop providing something more physical. Money, rides, meals, whatever. There are people here that found others to be themselves with. More then just ballin and brostar. But that will never be me.>>487512252He's improved a metric shit-ton since he's last posted in the thread. >>487512357You'll have to bug him on his twitter, though I'm sure he has a baragg or something too. pokemon center just released some very good backpack designs. It'd be nice if there were more fashion/accessory tie-ins from splatoon, especially with how they have a bunch of their own fashion lines in-game.
your ceph can't ink good
>>487511493they should, I'll be interested to see it done.
Who want a QUALITY draw?https://youtu.be/l4e_Nba6Bpw
>>487512710draw teehee
>>487512710Me.
>>487512710Draw a friendly yebby.
>>487513096>>487512710draw a friendly yebby and his defector tako gf!
I just don't like drawing anymore. For whatever reason cephs just aren't cute to me now.
>>487508567>>487506963Vivi? That you?
>>487513292vivi is long gonedats an ä sir
>>487451252Well, Fantasy is a child rapist, so...
>>487513189tako bf*
>>487513554Tako doesnt come in bf.
>>487513189go away Orion
>>487513282>Cephs not cuteYou anon have lost your soul no one with a soul could say such words
>>487514268>plastic bimbo whore and washed up cougar, starring in the hit idol duo "has-been hags"
>>487512942>>487513046>>487513096>>487513189
>>487514530sovl
>>487514432I will not stand idly by as someone speaks ill of my precious Marie. Roll up your sleeves and prepare for fisticuffs you brutish ogre!
>>487514530>Captain Underpants-esque artstyleI love you new drawfag
>>487514530A very high collar. Thanks anon.
>>487514626>new
>>487514592one ages like a fine winethe other has so many implants she is no longer biodegradable
>>487514848Both are barren so you're good anyways
who salmn for aboss or two
>>487515476in like 5 mins
>>487515176is (You)r ceph this fashionable, /ink/? I thought not.
>>487515704just lmk
>>487515476>Recruitment endedK.
>>487515813ready
>>487515967but i never opened>>487516087openin
holy shit why is that weyy over there so THICK
sr3/4
somehow it was worse today than splatfest days.
dude literally just did it because he he kept losing. the west might have more crazies but the crazies Japan has are on another level
>>487516182Happens to a lot of octos when they first reach the surface. After a lifetime of mess hall slop and rations they're powerless to resist the siren call of fried foods. Lucky for them it tends to go to the right places
>>487515717My veemer doesn't dress like its 2005
>>487516356I wonder what the fags on 2ch are saying about this desu
>>487504354the addition of minimum gain was a massive mistake and destroyed what power number mean by rewarding grinding instead of focusing on objective ranking between players
>>487516529Except for those who don't know when to stop
>>487516796wife material
>>487516848You don't deserve a wife you worthless sack of shit.
>>487516529F-Fresh...
>>487516906PLEASE MARRY ME VEEMO :(
>>487517227yebs are lusting over mediocre octo ass instead of fertile squnnythe surface has fallen
>>487517452Billiones mvst splvt.....
I forgot you could hold A to fast forward.
>>487517708doesn't feel as good as mashing
i want to do an arttrade with ä
>>487518651join the server they're in
>>487518812>posting dicksword links in the threadnon
>9B1S2GVery nice. GGs ghoti
>>487519474how else are people supposed to get in?
>>487516356>the Kyoto Animation attackoy vey anudda shoha
>>487516356How's Jap prison compared to US prison?
>>487521173>You just badmouthed one of the agents within their hearing range>You just called them no longer relevant>You mentioned the fact that they hit the wall
>>487507651i'd say around 70-80 cm is perfect, that way their hands are the same size as ours so we can use the same things.woomy with a glock.
>>487521503>woomy with a glockI'm kinda surprised with how little art there seems to be of cephs with real world weaponry
>>487521619Splatoon weapons are really creative and more or less derivative of real world weaponry. Splatoon weapons are fun. A glock is a box. It's efficient and boring.
>>487521619You asked?
GGs F and M very fun stuff! nice games
>>487522185Post her butt coward
>>487521814yeahhave you noticed how the og splattershot has a lot of ak design clues?
GG"s BB, and F!https://youtu.be/oi_fq7rjxAo
>>487521619I once did a small doodle of a woomy on top of a Pz. IV - H or rather I doodled the tank and then drew a woomy on top of it as an afterthought.
>>487522185>shadman
>>487521619does this count?
>>487523942gotta love /ink/, stay classy
>>487501871As someone who intentionally made the choice to slowly distance themselves from someone who thinks like this, I believe seeing yourself like this will poison any friendships you start. If you do see yourself like this, you’re going to end up bringing in insecurity, anxiety, and baggage into the personal relationship for the other person to carry. And when you fail, its just more proof of how you just cant have friends. For me, the worst part is seeing clearly how things didnt have to be this way. I still think about this person I drifted from, but as long as they see themselves as this friendship ruiner they’ll inadvertently be doing everything they can to prove themselves right. So please, just have faith (in the truest sense of that word) that things can be different.
>>487524171/ink/ is better at giving me life advice than my therapiststop being the father(s) i never had you blogposters
>>487523942i didn't know they let people like own guns. it's only a matter of time before you shoot someone because you got too many flyfish spawns
>>487513292rude
>>487510541>neither of them mention eachother once in 3face it, they've both moved on
>>487523942So you really are that mentally unstable
>>487524292nta but, though it's a little cliche to say, a lot of it comes from learning to like yourself. Finding a goal to achieve and doing so helps a lot. Find a simple thing you can improve about yourself and feel good about it, and if you can carry that into other tasks. Positive momentum can help morale. The better you can feel about yourself the more firm a footing you'll have in interactions with other people, and if those interactions just don't pan out, well it's alright, you can try again with someone else. At least you know what you can accomplish, and you can feel good about that.I hope this advice actually helps. At the end of the day, also, I think what you tend to need isn't so much people you can tell about all the bad things in your life so much as someone you can talk to about your silly little hobbies you enjoy (ideally, that they also enjoy). If it's just about venting frustrations, unironically put a blog up somewhere. Hell, set it to private if you have to. Getting that stuff out can help, even if nobody else ever sees it.Anyway, seriously, take care of yourselves, guys. Good things happen sometimes.
>>487501562>>487502462>>487506589>>487501871>>487524171that was me ggs
>>487525529WHY ARE YOU NOT ATTACKING EACH OTHERSTOP BEING NICE
/ink/ can't fix me
>>487525989Im too damn old to be getting mad at goofballs on 4chan, man. No matter how annoying they are all I can think is "i hope this isn't some poor bastard with depression who's going to end up hurting himself or someone else down the road". These games ain't meant to be your only source of happiness in life. They're supposed to be a relaxing diversion to fill time.
>>487523942Looks like airshit
>>487526884>These games ain't meant to be your only source of happiness in life.Too late. Save me.
woomy fixed my life, watered my crops and cured my depression
woomy distracted me for a spell, but when all was said and done, she was but a simple squid
veemo bankrupted me, salted my land and gave me ptsd
Woomy emptied the banks, filled our streets with banks, and ran a bank-making operation out of her banks.
Woomy passed away.
>>487530973Got a little too silly and the respawn machine malfunctioned
>>487512530Don't give up Anon, keep on trying.>>487524171>>487525529Thank you Anons, this is a great advice, maybe the best that could be given here.So many failures are a result of self-fulfilling prophecies. Faith and self-confidence decide so many of the outcomes.I know I don't have those. For me, the anxiety, the never ending NGMI feeling when I see others better at something than me, the impostor syndrome when I somehow am good at something or even have a one-off success, those hold me back and paralyze me from reaching out to others. Because "why would someone want to be my friend, they will see through me and mock me and leave me". Something like that.When I thought about this before, a lot of it probably traces back to the perfectionism that was hammered into me when I was a kid. But that was then, and now I'm a grown up, but I still don't know how to fix myself.
If the netcode wasn't shit, hammer would actually be top tier with crab tank/trisooka. Getting killed directly from the front against any shooter weapons usually just instant kills you even though it shouldn't.
>>487531769>hammer would actually be top tiernow, let's not get ridiculous here. even if it was fully invulnerable from front, it'd still be a low-mid tier at most.
>>487532403>low-midWhat do you consider high-mid than?
>>487531769But it's a good thing you can bully the hammer from the front. Without it, and with its hitbox wider than most hallway maps and taller than many ledges, it would be practically invulnerable to anyone in front of it
>>487493617>even inkers were therei hope i turned your dream into a nightmare
Remember when I asked which upcoming rotation would be good to grind to 400?
Poor lad. We all squipartied like mad for almost three minutes
What the fuck.
>>487533224i would prefer they revert the hitbox buff and make it invincible from the front.
>>487537110it was never invincible from front
Marrying Woomy (Impossible, too many people out there need her)
>>487538560Woomy can still be there to help those in need even when married, you just won't see her as much during the day.When the sun sets, you can be there to comfort the woomy after a long day's work of spreading smiles.
>>487538560you have to let her go anon...
Woomy is love, Woomy is life!
>>487470240You'll never get it because you are retarded
draw a woomy
>>487543447
>>487543447why don't you do a good drawing
>>487544315anon you were meant to draw a woomy>>487544945instructions unclear, did another bad doodle
/ink/ feels like Splatoon 2 today We're so back
>>487534285>be having a nice dream>suddenly nono appears outta nowhere and starts attentoionwhoring, ruining your dream.
>>487547083the dark ages are oversomebody turned the lights on
All the /ink/er that left and never returned...>I should have saved you>I SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE ONE TO FEEL YOUR DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT
>>487547234nice going nostradamus
What's your weird obsession with soup?
52 gal, the only thing I can trust when playing with randoms…
>>487524558>noguns can't tell what a real p90 looks likelolollllll
>matches your team doesn't push>your team disengage the enemy when you try to help them instead of assisting>you go 1v4 Nothing more infuriating
>>487543447perhaps later >>487539523https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEH_LSL4rVw
>>487547846>feel>not fillI only notice hours later...
>>487531745>don't give upIf there's anything this general has taught me, its that I should've given up sooner.
Hand that thing over.Your dark woomy.
>kraken>your teammates do not use this as an opportunityAHHHHHHHHHHHH TEAMWORKFUCKING TEAMWORK
>>487559404Chocotako sex
>>487559404and then porl motorboats mrina on stage
Playing backliner with shit frontliner is making me lose my hair in anger
>>487560067malding yebby
>>487559404I was just about to ask for some porl and mrina to wake up to
>>487559784Long woomy is loooooooong.
Did someone say yebby.
>>487558498
Sleepy cephs…wearing pajamas…/ink/ers wearing pajamas…
>>487560480here's some more
>>487561881YEAHHH BABYYY
>>487562634I'm being completely genuine when I say I want them to kiss on stage for GranFes, but I know Nintendo are cowards and won't let them
>>487561472My veemo doesn't wear underwear with her short 'jamas
>>487562986at the current rate we're going we'll see a DC kiss before an OTH one
>>487561472what kind of pajamas would your ceph wear?
Frye french kissing big man...
>>487563196my veemo sleeps nude
>>487563274french Frye kissing big man...
>>487558498At least try to quote it correctly
>>487563378french man kissing big Frye...
>>487562986If they don’t do it I will animate pearl and marina kissing eachother myself
>>487562986they need correction. A good dicking for each. Continue every day until they are cured of their homosexuality.
>>487533224Why is that bad? Kraken is completely invincible, and that's in the game game and nowhere near top tier. Ultra Stamp SHOULD protect the user. It requires you to overextend and make yourself a big target just to get anything done with it, it sucks because a bunch of common weapons can just stop it dead in its tracks.
>>487564861Sex with this woomy
>>487564854I mean they've got dildos and strapons so they're covered
>>487564550please don't put the imagery of nono kissing frye into my mind, she doesn't deserve that
>Sturgeon/Humpback
>>487565195man kissing big french Frye
>>487562986>them>>487564635>eachother>>487564854>theirReminder that only Marina is gay
>>487565164they have tentacles. I've seen the nip porn. No need for toys. you'd be gay too in tentacle land. yebs and weyys can't compete with their short flops and flips.
giant frye...
>>487562986nintendo's higher-ups wouldn't let them, that's the kind of shit that would get american housewives to throw their switches out and disavow the company if they walked in on it
>>487564854>Obsessed with cocks>Claims to be straightA tale as old as the greeks.
"..."
>>487566030>titsdamn secondaries
>>487566030Shiver buff, let's goooo
>>487566516>buffSuddenly losing a flat chest is a nerf bro
>>487565701you can keep coping all you want
>>487566296Why is this floplet looking at me like that?
>>487566516If I can't get naizuri from Shiver, it's not Shiver.
>>487566080>that's the kind of shit that would get american housewives to throw their switches out and disavow the companywhat, the enbie already in S3 and the literal tranny in a Mario game wasn't enough?
>>487566801dialogue isn't the same as actually showing something
>>487566751
>>487566801>literal trannyYou're talking about the ghost? That thing has been a trap for more years than the average 4chan poster has been alive.
>>487566686boobs are awesome. flat-chested girls are basically just guys. >>487566785dudes who like flat-chested chicks are gay and trying to cope, or are pdoeiphles. which are you?
>>487566960That's way better, long untouched flops are cute and perfect and erotic.
>>487567169
>>487538301that was the point. the post said if it were, it'd be too strong with its ridiculous hitbox. it was given the ridiculous hitbpx to make it viable. i want to replace "ridiculous hitbox" with "front invincibility."
Kraken being slowed down by unpaintable surfaces is kinda ass
shiver is better flat because asymmetrically docking with frye when they have sex is pretty hot
>>487567002I don't wanna start this here, but he's pretty explicitly a troon in the English localization
people used to like when nintendo did translation and people would rag on 8-4 for shitty ass localizations but now it's like they just hired everyone from 8-4.
>>487567379>my invincible special having weaknesses is.... LE BAD
>>487567649>Transvestite >TrannyWhat's the difference, everyone knows the fucker's been a male for decades. Pretty sure the whole thing was one of the dev's fetishes disguising itself as a joke or something.
>>487525229Lies One is a chuuni who only talks about work right now.The other is a WTF am I doing in this simulation and never says a single word.We as the players only know they exist because we see them on screen.
>>487567926based retard
>>487567926i know she's insecure about her size but it doesn't maker a difference for the goblin of her life
>>487567860what?Splatoon 1 and 2 were full of made up shit.Splatoon 3's translation is the most accurate to the JP release.
>>487567950>Transvestite crossdresser, doesn't believe they're the other gender>Trannybelieves they're the other gender
trans rights are human rights
>>487568351>Inside you there are two wolves>Both are faggots
>>487568426Trans women are real women, and women are subhuman.
>>487568426And I support neither.
>>487565701they literally, canonically sleep together
Woomy!(translator note: this means Booyah!)
>>487568750*as friends
>>487568426transexuals are mentally ill. you're basically arguing that rapists should have rights, because they believe their victims wanted it. most regret surgery when they get it, and suicide rates are exceptionally high among those things.
>Replying to the most obvious bait possibleYou guys aren't very smart, are you?
You hungry, /ink/?
This is you /ink/.
>>487569253
>>487543447Ok an attempt was made
>>487567123>flat-chested girls are basically just guysWew lad your insecurity is showing
>>487569239hatred is stronger than reason.this is, like, humanity 101. what planet are (you) from?
>>487559784If Woomy was drawn by CLMAP
>>487568750Pearl treats Marina like a kid sister
>>487569882There is no hatred without reason. Disregarding reason would just make you a mentally and emotionally unstable fool.
>>487569774get out of here with your lack of tits. I can't fondle and squeeze a 'personality'.Next, you're going to say that woomies shouldn't have big floppers.
>>487568750
Floplets are real woomies too.
>>487570615flat chested = bald woomiesbald woomies are just yebbies.
Big woomies.
>>487570290>get out of here with your lack of tits.I'm a guy and not fat, why would I have tits? But really, your takes are on the level of "any man who likes tomboys is gay"
>>487569091still better than giving bulges to your yeb
>>487571587>assumes tomboy = flat
>>487571831veemlet's so lucky
>>487571831unf... I wanna bury my face in all that. thank God or maybe Aphrodite for making the Splatoon 3 artists so horny
>>487563196Ive been looking for an excuse to draw this
kill yourself
>>487572269>marina not 5 feet taller than the gremlin fake fans everywhere baka
kill yourself.
>>487564907it has been done many a times
Today I shat my pants thinking it was gonna be a fart right before work.You could say I've had a shitty day, post dark-skinned woomies please.
>>487572761And it will happen again.
>>487569327yes
>>487543447she looks like she makes a kissing mouth in the thumb
>>487572912this is you /ink/
>legendary warrior
>>487574401nah im european
do you agree with him, /ink/?
>>487574670my yeb is too busy sucking his bf's dick to care
>>487574670My weyyo fucks this yebby on a daily basis.
so why is everyone okay with 3 not having any good music
>>487574379I love you mspaint anon
what are you talking about?
>>487574670Huh? what? sorry veemos face was buried in her woomyfriends clam to hear what was going on.
>>487575491anyone who uses "clam" like that needs to be made into an example and publicly immolated alive
>>487575184>Putting your suckers on the window >its the squid equivalent to showing your tits to your favorite band.
>>487574516Their stringer didn’t fare any better and they still won
>>487575701Hey look its a tourist.
>>487575894The Stringer didn't hit negatives at least
salmon walkers on rotation?
>>487575991no he's right it's cringe
>>487574379
>>487575150I'm not them. I'm just one of the anons who archive their work. somewhat unnecessary, since they archive their own work. But, "one backup is none backup". So I keep doing it. I love them too
>>487576615and people wonder why I'm not paying for this shit anymore. "see you next month" they say."you can never escape" they imply. end of this month, I'm gone.
>>487574943you have awful taste, that’s not my fault
>>487576908>continues postingsure buddy
>>487576615this is the reason i dont take this game seriously competitively and only spam blobs from spawn in tw
>>487576908That what they all say and they always stay so see you next month anon.
>>487576275okay
>>487576908No one will miss you.
>>487576908this is a clip from 2022
>>487576908see you next month
you can try to get away because the game sucksbut woomy is too cute to abandon
>>487578141So if I had a different kind of ceph it'd be easier?
>>487578361No, yebbies are also too charming to abandon.
>>487577706room up yay
>>487578502yebbies are easier to project onto thus they are easier to abandonthey are the epitome of self-loathing and one's contempt for not only themselves but for the world around them and everyone within
>>487578502No I hate yebs.
>>4875762752/4 salmon
>>487579093Kiss the yebby.>>487579235Ew.
>>487579093nice projection, remember that bridges are public places and you can always jump off them
>>487579321>t. Samefag playing sockpuppets
>>487579901hug woomy
>>487579901>DynamoThis woomy is STRONG
>>487580134Dynawoomies is very strong but also inkredibly dum.
>>487579268Can I join in?
>>487580134they are all funny in the headits a prerequisite for being able to handle it properly
>>487579901Stinky woomy, I throw bombs at her during SR!!!!
>>487571965>>>>>>>>>the pointyour head
>>487580717Wow!!
>>487579268i'll join
>>487580518>>487580964obening
>+50>-50>+50>-75>+25what god did I anger to deserve cruel_sisyphean_tower_control.xr
>>487581152stop playing x battles its a waste of time
>slot taken before I could joinWelp, maybe next time.
>>487581354die
>>487581354Live and be happy.
>>487581354name and shame
>>487581306I literally just want to make it to 2000. I know I'm a shitter, but I'd really like to at least get that far before the end of the final real season. I was so fucking close last season but for some reason this season has been brutal and I keep getting hard stuck
>>487581354The amount of times this has happened to me is why I snipe others out of spite
>>487581354>>487580964 Was me, since it was 2 spots I thought there'd be enough spots
>>487582915Someone else slipped in first but it's whatever, there's always going to be another SR room so it's not the end of the world, just slightly annoying when it happens
>>487583207what is wrong with big manwhy does he look like that
>>487583590
>>487583207post the second one
>>487581354oh sorry anon, thought my reply was already posted too i’m gonna go for a boss or two, you can take my spot after
i should change to a veemo with this L streak
>>487584283Very good veemo
GGs SR room
ggs ff and k!slom 2/4, i still wanna continue. the anon who wanted to join earlier let me know if you still want in
ggggs slom!
>>487588402Still here and ready for fishin'
>>487588402Can join
>>487588619>>487589247geddin
God they're so fucking cute together. Make yuri undeniably canon already, NOGAMI.
>heart emoji
>>487590056It already is you don't put an image of your friend for your laptops wallpaper that is reserved for your girlfriend.
New>>487591620>>487591620>>487591620
>>487591081As much as I want it to be real there's still a chance it's one-sided and Marina is just DEEEEP in the friendzone. It's made abundantly clear that Rina loves Pearl romantically, but there's not as much evidence for Pearl's love for Marina being romantic
ggs G!fsh 3/4
>>487591081I have a big man phone wallpaper
GGs Salmon crewTerrible scale luck :'(