Previous: >>487433003>[Event] Arctic Summer World! Chaldea's Magical Summer Theme Park2024-07-18 01:00 - 08-07 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0706_swimsuit_event/>[Summon] Arctic Summer World! Ibuki-Douji (Berserker) Pickup Summon2024-07-21 21:00 - 08-07 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0721_summer_world_ibukidouji_pu/>[Summon] Arctic Summer World! Scathach-Skadi (Ruler) Pickup Summon2024-07-24 21:00 - 08-07 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0724_summer_world_scathachskadi_pu/>[Summon] Arctic Summer World! Lady Avalon Pickup Summon2024-07-18 01:00 - 08-07 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0718_2024summer_ladyavalon_pu/>[Summon] Arctic Summer World! Ashiya Douman Pickup Summon2024-07-18 01:00 - 08-07 20:59 PDThttps://webview.fate-go.us/2024/0718_2024summer_douman_pu/>[News]https://webview.fate-go.us/>[Servant Info]Servant Material Lookup: https://fgosim.github.io/Material/Servant Planner: https://github.com/chaldea-center/chaldeaCoin Calculator: https://fgo-servant-coins.glitch.me/index.htmlRank Up + Interlude Timeline: https://kazemai.github.io/fgo-vz/relate_quest.htmlDamage Calculator: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1CWsaeirsiQHCLf2OJ15kbZSvFlRRdUl5czWXBzSebyg/>[Mats/Summoning Info]Rateups in FGO JP: https://files.catbox.moe/e75ykf.png (embed)Future Materials Spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1m-h4CIUOKaJRAmfTAhoDdmwVAzAzyM70cITRb36Y96M/edit#gid=1085975765FGO Event Compendium: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1qvxLU407QwiFaCvItqR16SqqAVlLD5u5nBzY_bCFYvs/edit#gid=2111060397Drop Rates: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_SlTjrVRTgHgfS7sRqx4CeJMqlz687HdSlYqiW-JvQAFuture Quartz: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vRQFC6pgsvDr11c1oe8PcGXurF3uw0MBq73YoQMGCJemzMics9LfwVurTLMi0rpfHNEBjG6gVCOrIer/pubhtmlFGO Raw Database: https://apps.atlasacademy.io/>[FAQ]https://rentry.org/fgoalter-faq
liz sex
Illyafest 1st Term 90++ 6CE:>Arosdea + Chloe + Rem + Illyahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vchQXcwfyBM >Vultee LR + Haruto(Earth) + Strenght + Illyahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXVrpe1EvvQ >VulteeLR + Emperor + Illya + Platinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apcG_UEhXvM>Neberal + Liza + Illya + Remhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgij8jRqK3w>Miranda + Haruto + Illya + Neberalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Q1qaAoty8>Gerald + Rin + Honoka + Sanstonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GazEaUnFOrc>Arosdea + Chloe + Rem + Illyahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vchQXcwfyBM >Vultee LR + Haruto(Earth) + Strenght + Illyahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXVrpe1EvvQ >VulteeLR + Emperor + Illya + Platinahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apcG_UEhXvM>Neberal + Liza + Illya + Remhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bgij8jRqK3w>Miranda + Haruto + Illya + Neberalhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-Q1qaAoty8>Gerald + Rin + Honoka + Sanstonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GazEaUnFOrc
Soon
Melina is not great. NOT GREAT!
Kama Love!
>>487450624This but Ibuki
>>487450658Mom sex
>>487450658
>>487450565>implying you'll have 6 event CEs available for the first 90++ node
The Skadi banner...
>>4874507419 hours 46 minutes
18446744073709551615 days until Scáthach=Skaði's swimsuit is released during Summer 7 in NA and my heart is saved by her smile again.A friendly anon made a spreadsheet showing how many Saint Quartz, Summoning Tickets and other limited materials can be obtained in the future:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTcrgaBE77ecHKKL1gXkGtcNcSLoAbjP7K0_mEfaUR8Lvf9tL8sCoeuesXgMnCXTrZDRQKdRz7habR5/pubhtml
>>487449878Neat I'll do this once I have all copies of the CE. Til then I'm farming the rider node.
I feel like I should use my teapots on this 90++ node.
>>487451008Castoria looking evil
>>487451204based and autism pilled
I was so wrong! np5 arc definitely can't loop 90++ I tried everything, but it's definitely not possible. maybe she'll be able to do future ones once I get her to 120 and maxed fous. i have np3 summer ibuki, but honestly 90+ is so comfy to grind and I can do it faster. also, 90++ is only BARELY better than 90+ caught me off guard honestly.
>>487450991Quick is doomed...
>>487450624How dare you say that about my cute little sister
>>487451204
SKADI TONIGHTQUICK IS SAVED
>>487451204Vritra spotted
I picked Ortlinde. Who did you guys pick?
>>487450505IS THAT A PROTOTYPE REFERENCE??? IN GONNA CLAAAAAAAP!
>>487451254
For me, it's Cummer
9 hours and 40 minutes until Scáthach=Skaði's swimsuit is released during Summer 7 in NA and my heart is saved by her smile again.A friendly anon made a spreadsheet showing how many Saint Quartz, Summoning Tickets and other limited materials can be obtained in the future:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/e/2PACX-1vTcrgaBE77ecHKKL1gXkGtcNcSLoAbjP7K0_mEfaUR8Lvf9tL8sCoeuesXgMnCXTrZDRQKdRz7habR5/pubhtmlIf you haven't already, don't forget to get some ice cream as a catalyst for Skadoo and some books about torture as a catalyst for Wu!
>>487451340That's a dude with a penis. Trust me, I'm gay and can tell who does and doesn't have a penises.
>>487450991
>>487451513Skadiddly Skadoo...
>>487451513I hope the gacha screws you over so hard. You deserve it.
how many times she raped Guda during her cheerleader photoshoot?
>>487451371!
For me, it’s Bao
PINKLOVE
>>487451513good luck!
>>487451641Why?What did Ati do?
>>487450665Ibuki has been a joy to have on this team and I won't stand for any more slander.
>>487451458
UnAerodynamic Birb
>>487451681What do you exactly mean by "For me"?
>>487451756This but Merlina
>/alter/'s reaction when the Skadifag has to hit pity on her rate up tonight.
>>487451373Same. I liked her FA the most and I already keep my normal Valk as Thrud. Now they can fight together.
>>487449897Put her first in the prompt and put (fate) after her name to not get the Toradora goblin mixed in. There are some characters that are more heavily influenced by the prompt fall off. Taiga is probably the most egregious example I've come across. Beefing her up with like 5 {{{{{'s might also work. In general don't be afraid to drown the AI in {'s if it's misbehaving. To a downright silly extend if you need to.
>>487451738It's just Turd having a melty
>>487451669twice per pic
>>487451798For me.
>>487451738>what did an annoying ritualposter do?lol, lmao
Reminder that Skadi has a stinky vagina
>iKek Bobfag hoursBabbagesisters please save us
>>487451513I hope you get her to NP5 in 15 SQ, you deserve it.
>>487451953Sounds like a you problem.
>>487451918>anyone who calls out retards is the turd
>>487451204I spy a cooking mom
>>487451918>no! stop calling out my hekken wholesome e-celeb!!!Kill yourself
>>487451713>>487452060Thankyu friends! Good luck to you as well if you're rolling.
>>487452091T. Turd
>>487451915I just realised you said 3d. I think my mind is just trained to skip over it...
I love my wife
>>487452075*smooch*
>>487452053>t. turd
>>487452194All of the true /alter/bros are rooting for your upcoming failure.
Reminder Skadi is a married woman in her mythology.Shes married to Njord the nordic god of sea.
I bless your Skadi rolls
>>487451008Bob looking like the angel that she is.
Skadi love! Skadi love! Skadi love!
If you start edging RIGHT NOW and last until Skadi's rateup starts then you're guaranteed to get her in 3 SQ.
>>487452331Fast momtato
>>487452296Are you truly a real one if you're the only one?
>>487452194Thanks, I have 150 SQ and a dream!
>>487451602It's almost time!
>>487452331Thanks mom
>you get valks on the last day of the story>their ascension mats cost 1200 ice currency>that you also need to upgrade the farms with you need to do for np levelsgood job
>>487452204>>487452279Seethe
>>487452194Thanks! May fortune smile upon us both!
>>487452304And a chicken without feathers is a man. This means you should fuck your birds.
>>487451787>>487452075*smoooooooooooch*
Lip love!
>>487452304Hah. That's a nerd's name. NERD GOD! I'M GONNA GET DRAKE TO BEAT HIM UP AND STUFF HIM IN A LOCKER!
>>487452492Cope, turderina
>>487452391But only if you edge your prostate with a dildo.If you touch your dick you will be guaranteed to hit pity.
>>487452452How does that e-celeb cock taste?
>>487452331Let me rub your belly for luck
>>487451373My wife and her cute sister.
>>487452637You should know considering how obsessed you are.
What’s the next event after summer?
>>487452684dozo
>>487449307The people that keep going "REMEMBER LOSTBELT 6???" are reusing old shit that was popular? Who would have thought?
>>487452568b-back off! she's mine! don't take her from me! (please take her from me and fuck her hard in front of me)
>>4874526373/10too smallwrong colortoo much smegma
>>487452763
>>487451813I got NP2 Ibuki on my only 11-summons on her rate up. Merlina got 150SQ and nothing. She is a not a teamplayer and we discovered that she faked her GED to attend this Chaldea.
>>487452745https://youtu.be/7XmUcG7kfFw?si=MPQK-IYUMPoNs7U-
>>487452862L...
>>487452091>That's not turd>Room immediately filled with the smell of shit
All quickeks will hit pity tonight. BusterCHADS will get her easily, then proceed to never use her.
SEX WITH ONIONI SEX
>>487452945Oh, come on. I'm not a noble. I might be a royalty soon enough.
>>487451373Thrud
>>487452945I should already have been promoted from serf to peasant.
>>487451373Hildr
I MLB'd my event CE.I hope I don't regret this.
>>487453006The retard who avatarfags with Skadi and his orbiter army have turned this thread to shit.
>>487453078>BusterCHADS will get her easily, then proceed to never use her.>implying I won't use her as erection support
>>487451373PINK!
Why is this "turd" ebik maymay still forced here? It's not even funny.
>>487453240Stop turding
>>487453156>>487453101We need someone to complete the set
>>487453317It's probably some forced discord meme
>>487453006Computers dont have a smell producing function.That smell of shit is coming from you.You just shit yourself and you should change your diaper bwo.
Has anyone succesfully 6CEd this one yet
>>487451373The best one.
>>487451373ortlinde because of irs, not because of ortlinde
>>487451669Can't rape the consenting!
>>487453435Maybe
>>487452862This is a girl right. I don’t want to be gay.
>>487451373Irs
>>487453435With card RNG yes
O' turd decked beast from the deepest depths delivered.Take root inside the /alter/'s sculpted keepers.And perched within, we beg of thee.FLUSH!
>>487453435I'm doing it in a 10Turn clear.
>>487453435I have too low cost limit to 6CE i can only equip 5CE's and then 1 1 cost trash card.But i did 5CE it so basically.
>>487453435Sure, unless you mean 3 turn 6CE
>>487453543There's nothing gay about fucking that ass, even if it's a man.
>>487453574>Kamakek posting discord memesExpected
>>487453543According to Ancient Rome its not gay unless you're the one getting fucked so its not gay even if thats a guy to fap to him or her.
>>487453543No
What NP level are we planning for Scadutree?
>>487453435Got Saito or Saberlot? They can do it if you hit them with all your Arts supporters. Maybe Beni too, not sure about that one.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
>meme I don't like>it has to be a discord memeAnd this is why turd posting won't die just like "Morgan can't clear hands" or any other /alter/ meme that gets beaten to death because without fail it makes some retard here seethe uncontrollably
>>487453946For Shadow of the Summer? NP1 is fine, Quick is fucking hopeless for raw damage numbers anyway. Be honest, you only want her to make Quick competent for regular, non-90++ farming.
>>487453946NP1 is enough for supporting.
>>4874539460Im saving for NP25 to lvl120 Chloe next summer.
Oberon love!>>487451373Thrud, in part due to Rindr.
>Yan Qing literally becomes a rainbow Yes I knew he was gay and for (Me)!
>>487453946She's not going to be my looper so NP1 city baby
>>487454065>t. discord raider
>>487453317>>487453374some guy started calling 1 particular person turd, i believe the target was raikoschizo with his various cuckposting. once we ID'd him as being in the russian time zone some guy started calling anyone he thinks is him Turd, but it very rapidly devolved into him being a schizo calling everyone turd.I could be getting my stories crossed, but that's my understanding of the turd situation.
>>4874539460, saving for summer Bob
>>487454037Gudako x Gudao doujin when
>>4874539460. I never use quick servants.
>>487454082Quick NPs deal the most damage tho
>>487452331thank you
>>487454192Oh, so he's not from discord, he's just an /fgog/ invader.
let her cook
>>487454335Robin...Frieren...
>>487454192>t. turd
>>487454374Dick in a box...
>>487454065> it makes some retard here seethe uncontrollablyIt's amazing how many autistic anons can't figure this. When you react you lose. You also become identifiable as the autistic who reacts, which means people will assign an identity to you. This whole turd thing started exactly this way. Idiot made himself know. People gave him a name.
>>487454003Saito and Lancelot need grails to 6CE. I think the only servant who needs no grails or card rng is Trung Sisters, but they still need a high np level and probably a level 100 CE.
What does Kama assassinate?
>>487454335Fate/Grand Order???
>>487454489Your semen stores
>>487454489my face with her squirt
>>487454489He assassinates male sperms
>>487454192You got it right. Both raikou (not the momposters) and that kamafag are mentally ill and come here daily just to fling shit at each other.I wouldn't mind if both of them got permab&.
>>487454489My virginity.
>>487454489My patience
>>487454445
Friendly reminder that 6CEing is stupid outside of lottos and all that matters is bringing bonding servants.
>>487454651>t.turd
>>487451204>Christmas SuzukaREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEI WANT HER!!!!
>>487454693I miss that drawbro
>>487454489Brain cells
>>487454802Cute bob
>>487453946np1
>>487454838One day. Wait and hope.
>>4874539460, give or take 0
I'll wait until August 4th to decide on whether to roll for Skadi.
JUST WOKE UPWHAT DID I MISS FELLOW BROS?
Friendly reminder that 6CEing, 3 turning, and bond autism are stupid. Having fun is all that matters.
>>487454842You'll be fine slap some dirt on it
>>487452483oh no, I can't use them for the lancer 90++ node
>>487450505This event's story might be the worst thing Sakurai's written. How do you go from lighthearted summer shenanigans to Skadi inexplicably trying to kill herself to more shenanigans to Ibuki opposing you and trying to create a new age of gods (never mind how that's even plausible) to her immediately giving up?
>>487454838>>487454897What are we more likely to get first? Santa Suzuka, or Summer Lip?
>>487454842I did this
>>487454975>FGO>fun
>>487454975This. What's the point of playing a game if you don't have fun?
>>487455009Summer Morgan 2 is more likely than either
I curse your rolls.
>>487455104BASED ALBERT
>>487454374Thanks mom
>>487455085>You male the entire place stink like feces.
>finished with work>only thing between now and the Skadi and Wu rolls is the rest of my night and then sleeping and waking up at 5am to rollBros.I was gonna buy some Haagen Dasz but that shit is way more calories than I realised. 1k cal for a tub? Jesus. Would've gotten one of those 300 cal tubs if the store sold them though.
>>487452304our skadi isn't from phh
>>487455076dabbing on your rivals purely out of spite!
>>487454975The only good post in this whole thread.
>>487455009Lip of course, because she will be this summer.
>>487454962I got a CE on my first run on the Enkidu node, I thought it was pretty cool and the only relevant thing to happen in the last 10 hours.
Skadi's fat ass
>>487454962Go back to sleep, turd.You're making the entire place stink like feces with your presance.
>>487455238This is fucking gross
Can't art loop 90++ using Castoria/Lady Avelon support: NP1 9/9/9 append 9 Vlad ZerkNP1 9/9/9 append 9 DioscuriNP2 10/10/10 append 2 10 MuramasaNP2 10/10/10 append 2 10 SpishtarNP2 10/10/10 append 2 10 Melusine ArtDo I really have to dump resource for welfare ST hokusai or NP2 Saito Hajime? Fuck man... no Oberon is killing me.
>>487455238This is fucking hot
>>487455158>a tub of sugar and fat has a lot of caloriesNo...
>>487455104Too late albert, I won.
>>487455238The queen of burgers
>>487455085>>487455258
presance
>got Summer Nito from 1SQ summons a few weeks ago>using her on todays Rider node>that Extra attack animation
Ground control to Major Tom, are you there?
>>487455238I'd let her sit on my face.
>>487455238She poops from there.
>>487455158well duh what do you think ice cream is? cream and sugarand cream is fat-concentrated milk.its fat and sugar. of course its a lot of calories.
It is time. I will now go to bed with a huge smile on my face. See you all tomorrow and good luck to everyone!
>>487453078Bro? Your Orion?
>>487454374Mom Love!
>>487455328I winned
>>487455158Bro have some ice cream and go gym extra hard
>>487455009Saber getting her casual outfit.
>>487455278>>487455304The duality of alter
>>487455483good night, lippa...
>>487455483Good night Lipfriend, good luck tomorrow.
>>487455292>NP1 9/9/9 append 9 Vlad ZerkBro?
>>487455328>>487455540
>>487455483See you tomorrow, bro. Good luck on your rolls.
>>487455158How about not eating the entire tub?
>>487455403>>487455404Kill yourself, turd.
>>487455292Bro your Bedi->no OberonNevermind.
>>487455412Are you that bro?
>>487454489My heart
>>487455708No, I was just trying to summon him.
>>487455684Go back to /fgog/
Just got Summer Ibuki, shame I don't have Castoria though.
>>487455634ah.... no MLB event CE. How do you even MLB it 4 days into the event?
>>487455797Way too early
*permanently steals your heart*
>>487455804You first, turd.
>>487455483Good night Lipbro and good luck with the rolls tomorrow.
>>487455678hagen dasz only comes in the small containers the size of your fist. calling it a tub is a stretch. Eating the whole cup is pretty normal.
>>487455838Her refund is insane so you can use Xu Fu and a support Castoria for most content
>>487455158isn't that good? more calories is more energy
>>487455931A disgusting prostitute could never steal my heart
I want to have sex with a house
>>487455328How’s this?
>>487455931Bob...
>>487456020Ok turd
>>487455959based americans
>>487455472>>487455327I just didn't expect it to be 1,000 cals, especially when stuff like Halo Top exists that tastes decent for a third of the calories and the same tub size.Obviously I assume the difference is sweeteners and other replacement ingredients vs actual sugars and fats with the real sugary stuff probably tasting better but man I am not eating 1,000 cals of ice cream for a fucking catalyst.I might have some 150 cal ice cream servings in my freezer somewhere anyway.>>487455569Nah, I like my exercise being pretty specific. I walk 5kms in a Saturday and jog 2.5km on a Monday and a Thursday or Friday. Yeah I know I should do some form of lifting, I just haven't made it routine yet.>>487455678I'd be eating it eventually though. Also as the other anon says, they're not that big. The 1000 cal tub is maybe two realistic servings at best unless you're the imaginary person they put on the packaging that things two spoonfuls is "a serving".
>>487453435My Vlad and np5 castoria can do it but you need a support castoria with mana loading at 10.
>>487455845If you can't 5CE the 90++ without your BG or non MLB damage CE just stick to the 90+
>>487455845CE drops probably.
>>487455931Looking very kissable there.
>>487455158Just get fat
>>487455009Santa Suzuka of course, Summer Lip doesn't exist in any formBut Kamaid is more likely methinks
>he is still mad
Gonna go to the store here in a bit bros, what ice cream do you want for tonight?
>>487455684>>487455804>>487455939https://youtu.be/Gqw1FI1hfJA
I'm very sick, should I still get some ice cream?
>he is still turd
Share 90+ comps, this 250k Europa looks tough
>ok turd
>>487455959It does? I take it back, that's pretty bad. He said a tub so I thought it was a tub size one instead of the small ones.>>487456153I didn't know they were this calorie dense, was tempted to try them a few times but now I definitely won't.
>>487456295Strawberry
>>487455292you don't need to loop. im 6 CEing with all bond up CEs and only taking 7 turns. you shouldn't even be appling unless you are trying to get coins for ibuki/merlina
>>487456307This episode was so fucking funny man.
>>487456295hazelnut is my favourite
>>487456295The OG King, Vanilla
>>487456295Cookie dough
>>487456373Fucking kek
>>487456373kek, now every time I see it I'll just think of Shelly
>>487456278>KamaidYay!>>487456295Chocolate chip cookie dough
>>487456373>>487456284>>487456502*flush*
>>487454489>In addition, Kama is viewed as the same as the incarnation of worldly desires, the demon Mara. The origin of the word Mara is "one that kills" and is translated as "demon", "obstacle to Buddhist practices" and "demon king".Mara tries to stop the buddha from reaching enlightenment while he's meditating therefore Kama who is part Mara is an assassin
>>487456295Mango please
Last thread was so comfy, what happened?
>>487455931
>>487456295Mint pistachio ice cream
>>487456295Mint chip.
>>487456295vanilla
>>487456638That sounds fucking disgusting
I've seen your future /alter/! Everyone will get Skadi with relative ease, except one of you. This poor fella will waste thousands of Quartz for a measly NP1! Hopefully it isn't you!!
I'm still fucking salty I got spooked by Altera. That could have been NP2 Ibuki.
>>487456586THE turd descended upon us. He graced us with his stinky majesty…
>>487456295Strawberry cheesecake
>>487456702Hopefully it's the ritualposter
>in the office again tomorrow when skadi arrivesbros...
>>487455158>no Ibuki>NP5 Erice
>>487456153My favorite has always been Tillamook, but I buy whatever's the best deal at the time.I don't look at the calories. I just buy some and have it every few days.
>>487456835Just roll on your regularly scheduled 20 minute bathroom break bro.
>>487456746Who cares? The mapo tofu you pulled could have been np2 Ibuki too.
>>487456746Hey, call me anytime!
>>487456746congrats on being able to Alteraload!
You know what this thread needshttps://youtu.be/3V--CjEC3iA?si=2cvF1D2MCgFS-ZCf
>>487456869What are the best flavors?
Bros... I can't buy that much ice cream for everyone.
>>487456746I got Anytime'd when rolling for Bakin and Achilles'd when rolling for Ibuki
So is Summer Skadi coming up for rolling or is she the welfare?
>>487456869>1.75 quartzThat's shit
>>487457083Poorfagbro...
>>487456905BALD!BALD!BALD!
Still the queen
>>487456586Ok, turd.
>>487457057That's literally every thread.
>>487457083Mom you have an endless milk source nearby
>>487457083You just Kam and Gogh a few times with a friend and it should work...
>>487456869>tfw I live in the middle of nowhere (true) and the only flavors I can find here are chocolate, vanilla and strawberryMan...
>>487457238>>487456373
Who's having a melty?
>looping brainrot has invaded /alter/it's really sad
I'm going to McDonald's and buying a one dollar 200 calorie ice cream cone
>>487457373Some /fgog/fag is calling everyone turds
>>487457304>>487456561
>>487457373You?
>>487457083bro...
What caused the meltdown de turd this time, bros?
qrd me on the turd meme
>>487457554I like this kaman.
Care for your pink.
>>487456020
>>487456973I tend to get mudslide, dark cherry, and chocomint.I don't think I've ever seen marionberry pie where i live. Interested to try it.>>487457114you're not wrong. Everything used to be half-gallon when i was a kid, and I still hold on to my disappointment. It was my first case of shrinkflation, watching ice cream tubs lose an inch off the top and keep the same price. I'll never forgive them.
>>487457482>>487457485Basically you smell like shit so we call you the turd.Kill yourself, turd.
>turd just samefags with a south park picture now
>>487456276Trying to not be fat bro. Down 27lbs so far. Not gonna ruin it now.
>>487457485/alter/ doesn't like her
are we still on route on getting Oberon banner @ end of year like JP? The road to lostbelt 7 no. 6? I've failed to get him on every single lucky bag/choice summon.
>>487457639Eww, drop the turd’s heart Bob
>>487457937Very likely yes
>>487457894Her name is Thrud not turd.We hate you, turd.Not Thrud.
>>487457937They haven't skipped any of those so yes.
>chest starts to hurt>but its the right sideNot today, god.
>>487453998LOL REDDIT!!!!!
>>487457632Pink gang
>>487457725>You male the entire place stink like feces.
>>487457937If I could I would give you one of my copies for free. I rolled on his banner to get Barg, and wound up with NP0 Barg, and Oberon NP6. I had to use my SR ticket to get my first Barg copy.
How much money did Woodwose pay Bob to touch his wood?
Is Lady Avalon worth getting? Ive gotten everyone but her.
>out of golden assassin gemsBros I am not feeling so good
>>487458158$0
>turd turd turdWhat mindbroke this guy?
I ship turd with the flush button
>>487458178yes
>>487458178No. She literally is a worse caster artoia and merlin.
>>487456892I'll think about it...
>>487458254turd
>>487458095Didnt ask, turd.
>>487458158$5.99 after groupon
>>487458178If you like her then it's worth it.
>>487458158>>487458253>>487458254>>487458368How many devices do you use to samefag, turd? I’m just curious, no offense.
I asked every question in this thread. Did ask, did care.
>>487458158Woodwose would never touch Bob the rotting whore
>>487458251Welcome to my nightmare. My Skadi will have level 4 skills for all eternity.
>>487458520>t. turderina
>>487458158bob does it for free
I've been playing FGO NA for 7 years now and i'm super glad you guys were here to share this experience with me.7 years ago, a good anon gave me his Vlad account. Thanks to him i was able to play the game with my favorite from the get go. Thanks a lot
>>487458157congrats on NP6, that's one more token / 10 for special summon
>>487458713Give it back
Can we have one janny here...
>Sherlock.png>usual daily shitposting stops>turd posting increases 1000%hmmmmmm....
>Ortlinde>GeirskögulThis was always the patrician choice, right?
>>487458482She is dastardly cute, but i need to save for summer skadi.
>>487458251Me, I'm out of QP. If I can convince myself to burn some gapples for what is ultimately a vanity support for everything except Quick farming you can borrow mine, bro
i want to cum inside Miyu
>>487458713Meet behind the ramen shop
>>487458669We need a crossdressing mystic code
didnt ask
>>487458713based
Why turd is afraid of her THAT much?
Meine mama hat mir einfach erlaubt dass ich cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist das bitte? Jetzt zocke ich Fate/Grand Order und trinke cola! YIPPEE!
>>487458854Not sure, but it's the one I made. Those little hair-wings just go well with black hair and red eyes, for some reason.
>>487458854it was turd
>>487458947Shes fucking scary bro im already scared of all women
did ask
>>487458854i picked her cuz i like trying out different pronounciations of Geirskögul, it's a fun word to play around with
>>487458972>I didn't get herKill meAlternately when is she next on rateup?
>>487451373Ortlinde. She has always been my favorite for no strong reason.My "rerun" choice was going to be Hildr but Thrud had a really good show.
>>487458854>grayskull
>>487458810Agreed.Wish a janny would clean up turds samefagging and rangeban him.Turd needs to gtfo.
>>487459245me in the back
>>487458809N-nyooo...>>487458891I'm not Okita!>>487458946Thanks bro. I just feel like i take you guys for granted sometimes
>>487459135Chaldea Fairy Knight Cup in 4 months. She has a rate up alongside Brynhildr.
hope you guys don't realize i'm the one making all the posts you dislike or disagree with
>>487456295One more strawberry please, thank you.
>>487459258THIS.The thread quality will skyrocket if this happens.
>>487459135Also with Wandjina in about a year.
Dressing your dog in costumes is animal abuse, you know
9 hours
>>487458871
>>487458789It's my only USO to date. He's the only SSR I've gotten NP6 and I didn't even want him....
>>487459541I knew it
>>487459636She likes it
>>487458713>tfw I got a reroll account from someone on /v/ before we became /alter/>tfw they're statistically likely to not be playing anymoreThanks for the Marie/Emiya/Jeanne starter account, lost bro...
>>487459646
i want Miyu to cum inside me
>>487459810Based
Which Valkyrie did you pick? I went with Thrud.
>>487459636>>487459775
>>487459646>reading up on Wu again ahead of her rate up>every time I haven't read up on her for a while, I think "FGO has to be exaggerating the whole torture thing right">read up on her again>nope she was just actually like that>it got her all the way from imperial concubine to Empress of all of ChinaI genuinely love her so much
>>487459810Miyu has one?
>>487459810Illya...
>>487458810Be the change that you want to see in the world.
based on what
>>487458946
>>487459986im not a snitch
>>487459636
>>487460054Dog wife...
based on my dick
Good night bros.May your Skadi rolls be blessed.
>>487459776Really strong start, jannu bro
So I got Godjuna from my GSSR. What does looping look like with him at NP1?
>>487460293turd
>>487459967History was filled to the brim with torture
>>487460386the same as with everyone else retard. put 3 supports and a plugsuit next to him.
I care. But today is opposite day.
>>487460386you have 5 less grails
>>487458713Glad to have been here with you
>>487460456>>487456373
>>487460553Haha. Funny joke.
>>487460518Many buster loopers do not require 3 supports, they only need double vitch + atlas.
>>487459967She was a piece of work, yeah. A product of her enviroment more than anything, since you can't outperform a perform a bunch of rivals without becoming a monster yourself. Girls can be particularly cruel when they get competitive.
>>487460518No, I mean, can he do it 6CE or 5CE? Can he abuse CD reduction with double vitch or does he need double Oberon?
>>487460668WAIT IT'S OPPOSITE DAY SO YOU'RE NOT LAUGHING AND YOU DIDN'T THINK IT WAS FUNNY
>>487460690yeah go farm 90++ events node with that and see how it goes little bro
>>487460690cu, arc and I think melu...?
>>487460690Lil' bro's part of the "no damage for me thanks" crowd.
>>487460864Mo and Seiba also, though they can't 6CE with that setup.
>>487458713>could've been playing from the start>assumed I couldn't play because Europe>only started in year 2 when someone off handedly said "you know you can just change your store account to a US one">try it >it works>played literally every single day since with the exception of the cursed day of Jeanne Lily
>>487460293Good night bro
>>487460864Anyone with a 50% charge on a 6t CD can double vitch atlas loop with a scope
>>487460845I'm not talking about 90++, I'm asking in general. I've never used him, so I don't know what his cooldowns are like or what CEs he needs.
AIIIIEEEE YAMETE!!!!What the fuck do I do now?All these apk mirrors are piece of shit sites what the fuck is xapk even?Why do these fucking Japs make it so hard to play their 9 year old game?
>>487459992Anon!>>487460576Bro... I'm glad you've made it...
>>487461031he has no 50% charge you need plugsuit.
>>487460293Night bro
>>487460293Good night bobba
>>487461061https://fgo.bigcereal.com/apk.html
>>487461124I figured. So it's really impossible, then, without his append unlocked. I guess I'll use somebody else.
>>487461061You move to japan to play the japanesse version.Its the only way.
What Servant would let you fuck them in a conveniently located pile of rocks
>>487461207Do Douman and Iskandar wearing this outfit
>>487461226Just unlock his append lmao it's free
Finally.Skadibi Movie
>>487460954I feel you. I also got cockblocked for months when they killed emulators.
>>487461061>>487461198See how the JP apks are crossed?That will happen to the NA version after this one. That is why I am pissed.
>>487461362He needs bond 6 at NP1 to afford that, and I haven't bonded him up to that point. So I won't bother.
>>487461371someone run this through AI to clean it up, please
>>487461371
Why turd is like this bros?
>>487461371Maybe I'm homosexual since this shit kinda disgusts me
>>487461226even with append you cant do it you will be 80% on w3 hence why the whole morgan vs poo debate when they came out was just coping by poofags.
Shrek is the turd poster btw
>>487461508Some say he was simply born #2 and has been trying to make up for it his whole life
Why is MHXX the hottest fate character?
>>487461408that's great but it has nothing to do with Fate Grand Order
>>487461572Sam is the turd poster btw
>>487461423Ah fuck what?
Who did (You) pick?
>>487461572I don't care anymore.
>>487461518You fuck men's unshaven assholes exclusively
>>487461371Conceptualize the aroma
>>487461672I'm on section 3 of the story
>>487461707Actually I just realized I'm not homosexual since that disgusts me even more
Post the cutest servant
>>487461672I'm thinking of the black hair one because she got shafted with the fucking white hood in her first version. Plus her black hair matches the new black outfit.
>>487461707i pull out my ass hairs when i wipe
>>487461672hildr because i wanted the green valkyrie
>>487461823Glad to be of service
>lucksucker>sam>shrek>turdWhy do they always seek bobfag’s attention?
ngl still thinking about how turd tried to push like three threads of shitpost muramasa/kama OPs last night then tried to claim others were schizos for calling him out
>>487461672I still haven't decided. Ortlinde has the prettiest final ascension and Gierskogul is pretty. So maybe Ort?But I feel like I don't want to say no to Big Pink and green.
>>487461553>>even with append you cant do it you will be 80% on w3W1: append 20% + self charge 30% + 50% starting CE = NPW2: vitch 50% x2 (CD reset on self charge for arjuna)W3: 30% self charge + plusuit Oberon's skills 70% = 100% NP?????
>>487461949
>>487461885
Well this is a rather expensive 6ce setup for the 90++ mode
>>487454192It was never one person. That schizo claimed that every post that triggered him was from one person that he called turd. I know because he called a few of my posts that too.
>>487461408People shit on this series a lot as this worst thing ever but it really isnt.The first few episodes were shitposts yes but the later episodes especially the recent stuff is unironicly better written than FGO.I think a lot of people just watch the first few shitpost episodes and never get to the later stuff thats more deep and actually seriously made.
>>487462214Stop turdposting and that won't happen
>>487462043you should click the red post links and read the reply chain to gain context in the conversation newbro
>>487462164Every 90++ is an expensive setupyou're better off bringing damage CE than bringing crane and mash
>>487462292>PUBES
>>487462307okay champ now go do your homework before you can watch your cartoons
there is nothing more disgusting than hair that is not on the head
>>487462164You had two years to prepare for 90++ nodesIt's your fault.
>>487462393Except that setup is 6CE with no damage ce required
>>487461885.
>>487460293Night, bro.
>>487462568cute Paenis
>>487462559>Shop currency CEsDoesn't count
>>487462214Consider stopping being a turd and it won’t happen again
>cant unlock valkyrie costume until last levelI expected that but I still hoped the new one would be unlockable at lv1 so I can her the "level up" lines from her
>>487462503>t. got filtered by the first few episodes
>>487462559>that setup is 6CE>3* CEretard
3turn bond farming 90++
>>487462780actually,t. never gave it even a single chance because I am not a 9 year old with mom's ipad
>>487462818It is a node designed for farming all currency, idiot
>>487462851>bond farming in event nodeswhat the fuck are you doing?
Farted a little bit
>>487463023>1300 bondGood time to use teapots.
Should I max the areas before spending the ice on valkyrie's ascension item?
>>487463005Still not true 6CE, retard.
>>487462851Cute Skadoo in the back.
>>487463196Ye
>>487463023It's 1300 base Bond dude. There's two weeks of this event.You will grind all the ice and currency just fine in that time. The real time gate is points. Once you've upgraded everything, you can't go any faster. You're locked in for a set number of runs. You'll clear the shop within those runs as well, so no point in bringing more currency. CES than are needed.
Who is this "Turd" you keep talking about today?
>log in >kiss bob>log outFate/Grand Order
>>487463418turd is the blond valkyrie
>>487461371>>487462292I wish Neisan would of drawn both of them pooping
>>487463417You're better off finishing the ladder and shop asap and using remaining/saved AP to bone farm story free quests or whatver
>>487462916Oh so you're just a NPC who didnt even try it at all and just hates on it because everyone else hates on it so you must too?
>>487463418turd post
I will use Skadi 2.0 for a week before going back to arts while she sits there collecting dust
>>487463212You damn well know that it is a 6ce setup designed around the node's currency to farm
>>487463418Lupin da Turd
>>487463484No, her name is Thrud
For the first time ever I'm actually using Vitch as DPS in a farming set up
https://youtu.be/W5l7WSF5aIM?si=YDTLvPhyWwAlSgFv
>>487463418Turd is what we call the Raikou schizo because he shits up the place like a turd.
>>487463716>we
>1m hp claeThe fuck is this shit?
>>487463780The future. Get used to it.
>>487463771>>487463694
>>487463515That's literally my point though. You can't bring CES that give you more ladder points. I will clear the ice and shop currency requirements long before I finish the point ladder.
>>487463780>>487463859It's the present, get used to it, we never make it to the future
>>487461423Are you retarded? It literally says how to install xapks.
>>487463559>makes my Jack better>makes my Voyager better>makes my Saberstolfo better>makes my Molay better>makes my Bazett better>makes my Charlie better>makes my Sei better>makes my Wu betterCan't wait.
>>487463930Why did Wu do it?
>>487462383I'm the person who originally asked, and I wasn't talking about any specific setup, I was asking for how to farm with him at all, in general. You are the one who doesn't seem to follow context, condescending twit.
>>487463930>>makes my Jack better>>makes my Wu betterAnyone with a triple arts deck is better off with Caster Sladi
>>487463859>>487463924But how the fuck do you farm that?
>>487463780There's a damage CE you know. My np3 lv90 Nero bride is doing 800k with just 1 castoria.
>>487464104>he has no 50% charge you need plugsuit.>I figured. So it's really impossible, then>hurrrrrr you can use plugsiutriyughtreiyetrgtiyu54e3gh
>>487464216>np3 lv90 Nero bride is doing 800kBro... Shouldn't it be a little more than that?
Would a bunch of Dunkleosteus figurines be a good catalyst for Skadi?
>>487464041What does Wu milk taste like?
>>487452945the cheaters are at the bottom for being DISHONEST FIIIIIIILTHY CHEEEEEEEEEEATERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSS
Well?
>>487464203Hokusai Saber
8 hours
>>487464365>2 wavesHow do I 2turn this?
>>487464365>Chaotic Moon CancerCaren time
>>487464203You can literally do welfare Hokusai and double castoria.>>487464276It's getting the job done with carding after. Sometimes it goes to turn four, but it's not a problem. I'm not macroing this, I'm manualing.
>>487464216>There's a damage CE you know.Oh, I kinda forgot
>>487464473Black grail
>>487464365>>487464473GudaGuda 7 90++ node 6CE:>Iyo + Swimsuit DaVinchi-chan + Caster Artoria + Oberon Just spend 1 turn throwing attacks at the enemy to reduce his HP a bit. Properly "start" the set-up on the 2nd turn. It will be a 3Turn clear instead of a 2Turn clear but there will be 0 RNGhttps://youtu.be/3sETgho3afohttps://youtu.be/ZtYYdMwFArQ>Iyo + Tamamo + Miss Crane + Caster Artoria + Oberon BB might require attacks to finish off and might take a 3rd turnhttps://youtu.be/0eLhypZH-uY>Iyo + Kintoki (NP5) + Swimsuit DaVinchi-chan + Oberonhttps://youtu.be/_Lh_ffzbeZ4>Sen no Rikyū (NP5, Holy Grails) + x2 Swimsuit Skadi + Miss Cranehttps://youtu.be/fD11rtU8phY>Sen no Rikyū (NP3) + x2 Swimsuit Skadi + Reines (NP2)https://youtu.be/Jf7SNsMM1vo>Caren (NP3, Holy Grails) + x2 Swimsuit Skadi + Oberonhttps://b23.tv/BV1pG411g75X>Ecchan (NP4) + x2 Swimsuit Skadi + Skadi/Oberonhttps://youtu.be/joaOBU6CiaMhttps://youtu.be/rTNKvRzi65Uhttps://youtu.be/KsorOv-ZUsA>Vlad III (NP5, Holy Grails) + x2 Caster Artoria + Oberonhttps://b23.tv/BV1We411K7oE>Kintoki (NP2) + x2 Koyanskaya + Oberonhttps://youtu.be/cvGTJ99_Ta4?t=80>Swimsuit Martha (NP5, Holy Grails) + Swimsuit Wu (NP2) + Oberonhttps://youtu.be/EBytV0enoQ4>Swimsuit Martha (NP5, Holy Grails) + x2 Koyanskayahttps://youtu.be/FDzMoGDQ3Ew>Swimsuit Martha (NP5, Holy Grails) + Morgan (NP2) + Koyanskaya + Oberonhttps://youtu.be/vsVu13kJTVM>Penthesilea (NP5) + Swimsuit Wu (NP2) + Koyanskaya + Oberonhttps://youtu.be/9HAd6FYRmYo>Chen Gong + Hijikata (NP3) + x2 Oberonhttps://youtu.be/EkSHggl-tnM>Chen Gong + Hijikata (NP1) + Koyanskaya + Oberon Crit 1st wavehttps://youtu.be/0YbeC6-d0As>Chen Gong + Swimsuit DaVinchi-chan (Holy Grails) + x2 Caster Artoria + Oberonhttps://youtu.be/TXkUGY3d7PY>Mori Nagayoshi (NP5) + x2 Koyanskaya + Oberon Requires 2~3 Attacks before the NP for the buffshttps://youtu.be/Cb872ctpTnc
>>487463516Correct, it is not worth my time from the premise alone.
>>487464365See >>487464124
>>487464505I hope we get Kama in Space Wars III.
>>487464702It would better be space Morgan and Tam Lin
>>487464662>all these new servants I don't haveI thought this wasn't a powercreep game
>>487464365The welfare from the event can do it.She's an AOE Arts Ruler. Double Castoria + Oberon comfortably beats 1m damage on BB.
I wonder how they come up with the HP pools of enemies.Like does the additional 423 HP on the Bandits Director really matter? why not just 190k?
>>487456386>Caring about calories.While my stupid body gives me a lot of trouble, at least I never have to worry about too much calories in my food.
>>487464505That's FSF Ishtar you RETARD
>>487463516Just curious, how old are you?
>>487464863You don't have Caster Artoria or Oberon?
>>487464505Kama...
>>487464863It's not. The 90+ nodes still exist.
>>487464905She's also cute as fuck.
Woodwose got wood…
>>487455959>Eating the whole cup is pretty normal.Anon no
>>487464551dw buddy we all make mistakes
>>487464365https://litter.catbox.moe/i15ecc.png
>>487464662>>>Swimsuit Martha (NP5, Holy Grails) + Swimsuit Wu (NP2) + Oberon>Only got non-grailed NP4 Summer MarthaSo close to greatness...
>>487465207>120 np5 arc>Still a 5ceWhy bother
how do I Lancer node?tried to just nuke with Illya but didn't really work out lel
>4.8m visitors
>>487465228The Holy Grails are needed even with the trait bonuses and class advantage for that 1 Million HP pool.
>>487465207>np5 120 2k/2k with mlb bg, double vitch and oberon>barely clears a 2 wave nodejesas
>>487465345Sabers have advantage against lancers. Illya is a caster, not a saber.
It is kind of surprising that the Lostbelt Kings in Chaldea haven't tried to create a new Lostbelt or singularity until now.
>>487464662>Summer Wu actually gets used for this crazy set ups thanks to her ability to apply Undead and grant the team Undead buffsNeat.
>>487465359Why does Illya look like a rapist?
>>487465454She's good for the extra enemies there too since they're Assassins so Martha can focus on BBullying BB.
>>487464984>No honest FSF Ishtar is a great design we should have over the other one>meanwhile every picture of her is confused for caren or kamalove it
>>487465359what a slut
>>487465134It's part of why i never get those half-pints or whatever they are. They're small enough that I wouldn't get a bowl, I'd just eat it from the container, and I'd eat the whole thing. They're also the same price as a 2 quart container. All those cups are snobby as fuck.
>>487465573FSN Illya would commit rape if given the opportunity
Arc is so powerful, bros
My mom is kinda homeless.
>>487465573Because its Fate Stay Night Illya The Illya that asked her servant to rape Saber to death in front of Shirou(but Illya lost so we didnt get NTRkino unfortunately)
>>487465775shame about her IQ though
>>487465775>Can 6CE Morganfest>Can 6CE IllyafestHow can Ciel compete?
bros...
>>487465956>shame
>>487465912based
>>487461885Kama a cute...
>>487465753I just eat a third or a quarter of them at a time. Well, I don't really get them much either though, honestly. They are too expensive. There's a local ice cream place near me called Taharka Brothers that I mostly get now, or Tillamook if I'm somewhere else.
>>487466171Bro?
>>487466581based fellow tillamook enjoyer.You aint so bad L
>>487466730bro...
>>487465451>It is kind of surprising that the Lostbelt Kings in Chaldea haven't tried to create a new Lostbelt or singularity until now.Did you skip QIN interlude?
>>487465134>>487466581Laurinal
They should add more Chloe expressions.
>>487467324Roman war trophy
Who Nerochad here?
>>487467373Dragon supremacy
>>487467324ZENOBIA RAPE
>>487466581>Baltimore Yikes
Remove iphone bobfag from your friend lists.
>>487467646No
>>487467646You shouldn't have added him in the first place
I'm getting kinda nervous over here
>>487467780Just take a pee and relax
>>487467646Jokes on you I don't have any of you retards on my FL.
>>487467780Just masturbate and relax
>>487467646I would never remove /alter/ nobility
>>487467324>>487467831TIME TO GOON
I think i have covid or something
>>487468059Based
I feel like fgo was a mistake
>>487464662>>Kintoki (NP2) + x2 Koyanskaya + OberonThis one looks golden.
>>487467620man i love artoria. shame gudako doesn't get a whole lot of art with saber, especially in a romantic setting.good shit, gudao bro.
>>487468152OK here's an ideaDon't think
>>487452945>>487464353>>487468059is this going to be one of the new threadly spams like aiposting and countdownposting
>>487467430Nice ass got more?
>>487468251Man I Love Fauna
>>487468368>going to be
>>487468251artoria lancer alter summer when?
>>487468547Me too, Bobby, me too
>>487468547
>>487468368Another tumor on /alter/.
>>487468467That would require them to write something with her, and they're too scared to do that
>>487468467She'll be the Welfare or a 5 star. Regardless, it'll be after Titoria gets her Servantverse alt.
>>487467452I can't wait for Vritra's swimsuit this year (+2)
>>487468752my jalterwife looks so cute in this picture.
>>487468852Will she be barefoot?
>>487468124
>>487468852Floptra has about as much of a chance as Lip
>>487468362I'll try not to think, I'm pretty tired anyways
>>487466814It definitely beats any of the other brands like Edy's and Breyers. I have a childhood softspot for those little individual BlueBell ice cream cups though...>>487467540Don't live in the city and it's not so bad.
>>487468251Its interesting Saber in her regular form doesn't get much play in game proper because according to Nasu her depiction in Stay Night is a "Complete" version of the character and so he is only interested in her outside of a serious role or with alternate versions of the character. That bleeds into how others use her.Its also the same reason why Shiro is moved to a background supporting cast member in most other fate media.
>>487468852
>Quick buffs>QAB chains>new Skadiquickbros, this is our moment
>>487468820I seriously want a Servantverse Event where both Titorias play a major role and it deals with MHX and MHX Alter. Maybe time travel plot bullshit.Hell, I'd take the Lion King returning too since Arcade confirmed she not only survived the destruction of her timeline but for some reason is using a copy of Rhongomyniad again(but without the mind altering). I wonder where Excalibur went.
>>487468852Vritra is also super useful in SMT V: Vengeance in a multihit comp
>>487469578Only thing that could save quick is np crits
>>487469629i shoved it up into my ass
>>487469448Nasu's "complete" story feels really lame to me and suffers a lot from being the first entry on top of being decades old.Shirou being put into the background makes sense because his Archer self is the only one who can believably be in multiple stories not in that exact time period.You're absolutely right about how all this bleeds into how people use her. Sucks.
>Discouri>Beni>Vlad>Summer Hokusaiwho might be better for the lancer node?
>>487467646No.
>>487470009Hokusai.
>>487469118>>487466581>>487465134>joins thread >immediately engages in off topic discussion
>>487469971Buried so deep in your ass that whosoever pulls the sword from these cheeks will be crowned King.
Quick WILL rise again!
My stomach randomly started hurting so bad i thought one of my internal organs just randomly bursted and i was dying.I curcled up and couldnt move.I shat myself and it felt better but now my bed is coated in liquid diarrhea.How do i clean diarrhea off a bed?I tried using a paper towel but it doesnt go into the paper towel it just spreads it instead of cleaning it.
>>487470081Don't be mad that you aren't part of the conversation.
>>487470307lauren...
>>487470216
>>487470307shit in the sheet bro...
chillen with salter and pepperer
>>487470307Turd...
>"~~!!!"
>>487469991I will only care about Saber's story when Nasu writes a story about her time in Camelot, interacting with the other knights and being a king. Write that story, Nasu. Let me see your actual Camelot.
>>487468620
>>487470494
>>487451513What's her favorite flavors? I got mint chocolate and regular chocolate.Wu can show up at her own discretion
>>487470508You will get Saber growing a dick instead
>>487470307hey that happens to me every dayI just ignore it and make posts on /alter/ attacking people who post kama raikou and bob
FGO needs more loli.
>>487470508I don't really like FSN as her finale because her fate in other routes and their true ends are really sad. I don't want that to be her fate.... she's cool and the legend inspires me.Also her romance was a little dumb and Shirou should have had a personal connection instead of just being some literal who like maybe be the reincarnation of Caliburn, the sword she loved so much. It'd fit with his character and explain some inconsistencies.
>>487470661I decided to go with Blueberries, and I also have a Strawberries one. I hope Skadi will like them.
hahaha fuck
>>487470216>>487470367Prove it!
>>487470817Bro, your command seals?
>>487470817Big Musashi Energy
>>487470817Bro... What happened to your Command Seals?
>>487470817You have evasion. USE it.
Skadi has quick farts
>>487454991counterpoint: marthamas
>>487470508Brohttps://typemoon.fandom.com/wiki/Garden_of_Avalon
>>487470817>he fell for the 3T memeOH NO NO NO!!!
>>487470817Sister...Why is your hajime only level 80?
>>487470817CLEAN IT UP CLAENNY
>>487470841
>>487470937>>487470974Experimenting with comps yesterday and if I failed to refund/loop I'd pop a seal. I thought this comp was consistent but apparently not!
>>487471010Marthamas was fine though. Literally inoffensive which by Sakurai standards is 10/10
>>487470785The whole thing with her and Shiro is that they are the same kind of person at the beginning of SN and depending on what role happens they either grow closer together and form each other, or Shiro moves away from her, using her as a comparison for his own development.
>>487454991Summer6blackbearddontthinkaboutanysummereventtoohard.jpg
>>487470731based
>>487470785I don't really like her in FSN at all because I don't find her to be a believable person.
>>487470785Saber's true end is the Realta Nua one, so it's the best of all possible endings compared to the other heroines.
>>487470817>Saitokeks
>>487470817Should have used chadalot
>>487470785Shirou was fused with Avalon(Caliburns/Excaliburs scabbard) as a child.
>>487470817>5CEkeks
>>487471497it isn't Caliburn's sheath, only Excalibur's.
>>487471518Show your 3T 6CE setup
>>487471180offensively boring, that shit and tunguska made december the worst month of FGO
The absolute state of male masters
>>487469535She has a good point...
>>487470814Those sound like something she would like. My options were limited but I feel like mint chocolate chip fits her as well.
>>487471668Caliburn and Excalibur are diffrent names for the same sword.
Skadoodle tomorrow or is it the day after?
>can't clear lotto quests>can't clear CQs>can't 3T 6CE 90++ questsWhy is /alter/ so bad at a kid's game?
>>4874718507 hours
>>487471828We're reaching levels of secondary that shouldn't be possible
>>48747185025000 seconds
>>487471882They only care about AI/blog/avatarfag posting in a chinese basket forum and don't play the game
>>487471989Medb is not homosexual
>there isn't a single 6CE 3T Setup that used Summer Skadi for the current 90++ nodeWhy would you even roll for her with how pointlessly outclassed Quick is?
>>487472056She's Skadisexual in addition to loving huge, fat cocks
>>487472058Nor is there a buster 6ce but no one here is saying buster is pointless
>>487471145>Experimenting with compsbro?
>>487472185>>487472185
>>487471882Because I suck at everything i do
>>487471828>Caliburn and ExcaliburNot in this setting>caliburnSword in the stone, sword of promised victory, saber lily uses it>ExcaliburSaber's second sword.She broke caliburn It's the glow stick Fred Flintstone beat altera with
>>487472127>in addition to loving huge, fat cocksyeah mine
>>487472056In the myths Scathach once grew a massive cock and violated Setanta's rear end as punishment for a prank.She literally made Medb's main squeeze her little bitchboy fuckpuppet. Imagine how horny that thought gets Medb.
>>487471229I really don't believe they're "the same". The similarities seem really superficial from what I've seen and read but that could also be a case of "You had to be there" moment since I joined this franchise late.>>487471413I know but the whole "Heaven's Feel is the true end" thing bothers me and worries me about her.>>487471497That's not a personal connection. Multiple people have had that sheathe. I meant something more significant instead of just having something she once owned shoved inside him.
>>487471145NP3 Hajime double Castoria and Lady Avalon or Oberon is the consistent comp.