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first for meriipu
>pov: you just pet a frog
is she baking pies and fishing hows that work does she have a runner
>>487509551forgot previous woops >>487391637
im a transgender pker
i kiss boy frogs and girl frogs doesnt matter to me if youre a frog ill kiss you
>>487509764ribbit
i dont want to kiss the frong
ive hatched a plan to crash the vscape economy
the vscape economy died after shenny got eaten by a bear
got a plan and now i gotta hatchet like an apache with a tomahawk
can someone tell me who shenny is
no lol shenny iykyk ykwim?
ikikwym ifwu
Question: What's the most OSRS-pilled/OSRS-like anime?
>>487510371k-on!
>>487510371naruto
>>487510371dungeon meshi
>>487510371aired during peak runescape and he even has a book of zammyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32z6JOxMLEA
>>487510371https://anilist.co/anime/5630/Higashi-no-Eden/
>>487510596gash bell is so damn good. the sequel is good too, he hasn't lost his touch
how come shenny doesnt post here anymore
to continue on from last thread for me i dont get the difference between psychosis/mania vs just making bad decisions for weird reasons and regretting it later. regardless i will continue playing old school runescape
i will continue asking about shenny until he responds i really miss his vscape blogposts
just a few kooky zany decisions for wacky silly reasons
can i get a qrd on akanemous she uesd to post here
>>487510781for me it was the toonami block of naruto zatch bell and bobobo
>>487510992those are the same thing the weird reasons are a diagnosed mental illness
what happened to kagame r0
well not necessarily because you dont get diagnosed with the kind of mental illness that has psychosis or mania as a symptom until youve presented with psychosis or mania
>>487510992i dont know but i didnt regret shooting the cats they didnt die but i got forcefully put in because i said i had veey strong feelings of wanting to hurt people and wanted to act on it but never mentioned the cats didnt want to get arrested thanks for listening to my post
Talk about the game
im leveling two accounts at once its fun i like it
>>487511916i'm choppin priffy teaks hbu?
>>487511809larp
do you think osrs should have a difficulty slider yes or no >>487511916
>>487512089no thats the law if you are a danger to urself or otgers u get put in, its where all tge suicide people hanganyway you wanna come do some forestry in priff?
girlies that stack clue rewards how many do you get before opening?
>>487512285it already does from easiest to hardest its main > greenhelm > gim > im > hcim > uim
>>487512285it does, bondie is easy mode, iron man is normal difficulty, UIM is hard mode. it even has a bunch of meme GIM modes
hcim is harder than uim you're joking yourself if you disagree
>>487512396idk i have about 20 of each clue right now ill wait until i have at least 50 unless i get the bobcat elite step then ill open my easy caskets
>>487512607
you're right i forgot that hcim zuk helm is the hardest challenge in all of gaming
>>487510992are you asking cause you posted feet here
is getting firecape on a 1 def pure significantly more difficult than normal
you cant facetank the healers but that's about it
oh damn im gonna have to learn how to healer trap
actually i think hcgim zuk helm is far more difficult than hcim zuk helm
is bondie really easy mode
>>487513948bondie moment
>>487513236i didnt ask and i think posting feet is a good decision more people should do it
>>487513948its easier if you're a girl and people give you stuff
>>487514028if you think posting feet is good whyd you call me a weird footfag cunt that wasnt very nice and it hurt my feelings
>>487514348well i stand by it but im sorry i hurt your feelings i guess its not your fault youre like that
we are witnessing an epiphany in real time sis said wow maybe i shouldnt kink shame
what should i afk on my main while girlquesting on my alt
'bwans
ok if were being honest the feet pestering was ironic im not even into spiked manacles but the act of posting them is hotter than the actual image to me if that makes sense in oldschool runescape im enchanting bracelets of slaughter for my slayer skill
what is the total level of your accounts
maxed
proof?
the coal has been bought
>>487515220are you gay?
>>487515056thats fine and makes sense i was probably in a bad mood i dont know so im going to log into old school runescape and click on a crashed star and mine it
>>487510992>>487513236>>487514028>>487514473>>487514348>>487514672>>487515056>>487515432>>487515504Talk about the game.
i literally just told you im mining a star if youd like tohear more im south of hosidius on world 331 and the star is about to drop down to t7
>michaelno thanks
>>487515864ill talk about the game with you what do you want to talk about
thread cop does it even more for free than the actual jannyies its astonishing
>>487516106can we talk about you? my interest changed
I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FREAKS
okay sorry
>>487516437why
>>487516437who are you talking to use the reply function
>>487515864You don't get to tell those girls what to do. Back off or else.
looks like someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed haha
how many brews do i need for zolcano?
>>487510371G-Gundam
>>487516563I'd tell you to suck my dick, but unlike you I'm not a faggot.
>>487516661Bullshit. You realized you couldn't tell me what to do.
love grinding in runey and blasting to kpop
>>487516661>>487516794you two should kiss or something lol
can anyone tell me why i cant do any bosses in this RETARDED GAME i have level TWENTY THREE ATTACK and i rage quit during COOKS ASSISTANT
>>487516794Think again, dipshit. I could have you on your knees calling me daddy.
>>487516794https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1fRbBF03sU
>>487516876lol
i do not like any MECHANIC or ACTIVITY in this game can one of you FAGGOTS please beg and plead with me to stay
is this some sort of fetish
no me playing runey dressed as a girl is a fetish
yes. can you post your cock it would help a lot
beddy time :3
>>487517948not sure what you mean by this can you provide a picture?
>>487517948this isn't standard for playing runey already?
yeah like are you dressed as a girl irl or are you just playing a girl toon. if its irl can you please post cock to illustrate
>>487518239settle down shenny
lol
shenny makes me dry up faster than a puddle in death valley
>>487518052thanks for typing ":3"
gonna take a jaytroonie, shower and then go to bed.
thinking tomorrow ill charge 1900 air orbs
im not sheknansen. it seems like nobody wants to post cock these days
i'll post cock if you give me a bunch of free stuff
@juiceb0x
deleting all the discord messages with my former rs bf omg im crying rn as i mine amethyst talk about the game im mining amethyst
not with the thread size queen around. no thanks im doing two master clues in osrs
weve been over this the only biofem in the thread thinks nike air girls dragon longsword was normal sized there is no hope unless youre packing a beast in which case you probably wouldnt be posting here
who is the thread size queen
michael
>>487518886stop slandering me stop it its not nice
>>487518886i slam my fat cock down on the conference table and shout wrong
>>487518854why what happened why delete your messages did he do something talk about the game im mining amethyst too :o
>>487518970michael d333cay isnt on rn
you dont know where i am or whether im posting or what my name is or what my story is
>>487519398what does that have to do with anything
if youre in tune with osg you can tell most posters apart actually
what thats not true,,,
bed time gn osg i love you
I don't love you
they call me the shenky of osg
no they dont
add this with slayer the all game meaning having a plugin then randomize everything you do and everything you do is task based. you want to train prayer that is if they say you can and lets hope are right type of bones
>>487518886can you post more of him?
>i have to do toa to get a 4 slot rune pouchthat's kinda lame innit
>>487520898https://www.imagefap.com/photo/1278764336i am mining amethyst
that’s an arm
>>487521038did he kill himself?
>>487522163doubtful, he posted in here 2 weeks ago
stop spoonfeeding the chuds see what happens
>>487522313thats not him retard
>>487522395it was the image filenames were identical
spent several hours working on jarvis.py its faster than ever before and more customizable search features this is going to be huge
>>487522485proof?
mod elaina
>>487523569she would be a cutie if she wasnt fat
>>487521038stop being a faggot its gross
>>487523106i want to say that i think its very cool and smart that you have coded jarvis
i dont shes taking my job and hard earned attention automation stinks
>>487523106what does the script do
whats a jarvis?
>>487523938well on the one hand i kind of agree that its cheating while the rest of us have been opening 400 hiscores tabs until our fingers bleed. but on the other hand python is good and its a good coding project to set for oneself
i think 100 scurrius kc a day was too lofty a goal i think ill do 50 or 60
dont worry your pretty little head sweaties
are you going to release the source code when it's complete
no jarvis is a power that can only be wielded by mostly mentally stable people like me
well thats not true because the whole premise behind it is mentally ill
if you ever stop posting here could you hand it down to me please im normal and can be trusted with jarvis
ok if you won't post the code i will make a jarvis website tomorrow
post your stat sheet ill find your rsn and determine if you are mentally stable or not to know if you should inherit the power of jarvis
finding people on the highscores is the easy part real ones take it a step farther and world hop to find people id like to see you code a dumb robot to do that >>487507508
i already had that guy on my friends list so i porbably coul dhave jarvised him if i paid more attention to my surroundings. he doesnt ever appear online though so i guess were not mutual friends its fine.... whatever
Can someone explain wilderness bosses to meI literally just need 1 kc for the diary and it's impossible to spend 10 seconds in there without getting crashed by some ragging darkieI've burned up over 300k just trying to get Artio done without immediately getting jumped moments after starting the fightDo I just need to camp outside of the cave for 10 minutes to make sure someone else isn't already farming it for the night?
>>487524968pk them pussy ass nigga its the WILDERNESS FIGHT NIGGA!!!
how do i setup a bot to train mage and agility for me
check the wiki
sounds like you only tried once or twice there's no way a pker always finds you before you kill it unless you take 10 minutes a kill
>>487524968youre supposed to have an alt account sitting outside the cave with the plugin that flashes the screen whenever a player is nearby hun
are you hopping worlds or are you running straight back to the same pker
mining this crashed star by myself cause the other nigga left lol.
>>487525647proof?
>>487525826if i show you then people would come.
antisocial bitch
>>487526203not my fault your bitch ass couldn't find a star like me.
so one idea for a jarvis-esque plugin i had is a built in runelite plugin that tracked the appearance of every The Toon the The Toon passes byso you can imagine a database of Toons, sorted by apperancenow imagine a chud posts a picture of his The Toon fishing anglers, you send the screenshot to jarvis and through The Toon face recognition it's able to identify the posterthere are obvious caveats like that you must have seen that person before in-game, and a The Toon's The Toon isn't always visible depending on the camera zoom or the gear The Toon is wearing. sounds like a fun project though
i find stars using the webiste and then i share my location with the thread in case anyone wants to share my star because im a star sharer actually
>>487526362im not reading all that on account of your idiotic misuse of The Toon you show a blatant disrespect to both grammar and your audience
>>487526503where did i use The Toon incorrectly
dont reply to me like that i dont like your vibe at all
like what all i did was ask a question
like zoinks scoob all i did was ask a question
dont mind her shes having a bpd moment
if youre are a pker you will pile
i wonder what my threadcrush is doing in gielinor today
bet she is killing goblins
im fishing thanks for asking
im doing the tree gnome quest. i return the orb of protection. i spend 20 minutes trying to get into west ard only to find out that i have to walk all the way back around because the guy's outside, not inside. go to the bank and take out 20 fishes. should be prepared right? i go over and things are going well. except when i go to eat a fish to heal, he attacks and interrupts me and the item is gone from my inventory. the game's just shit unfortunately. not playing this garbage ever again
dont really bother with ranger boots
>>487527228based retard accidentally tick eating
i will not be replying to you as i said yesterday im sick of you and your posts and i wont be engaging
im actually splashign
>>487527295why is your post mean
as for me i logged off because i needed to do something at work and now im not really doing anything but i dont want to log back on right now so i probably wont log on again for another hour and then when i log back on ill do my two clue scrolls then park at another star while i play a differnt computer game on my computer. if you even care
wow your cheating on us with another game i thought you said you only played runey my heart is broken in half
girls can play stardew if they want
what computer game
i'm watching prison youtubers like they are still in prison but they have a phone to upload youtube videos
you're not my threadcrush so idc
omg shes playing co-op games with her secret bf
no i told you before im playing a hacking themed game called the operator ecept it turns out its not really got too many hacking challenges (so far at least) its more of a narrative game its still fun though but when im finsihed i might play the anaonymoys hacking simulator that the other anon recommended. while i afk stars in runescape.com old school
its over
a few years ago ex con youtubers were all the rage now its actual prisoners great just great
wow so you are in security i knew it dont hack me lol
i think if i got an adderall prescription i could quit this game and turn my life around in under a month
ex-wizard reacts to runescape pker casting ice barageyea thats how i woulda did it
no its just a game my job is not to play games even though i do a lot of that at work
wow prisoners have to deal with jews too
daru is so much like me
as for me im like mayuri
as for me im more of a chuuni okabe
speak english and talk about osrs
season 2 was good for the waifus idgaf about the plot or bitchass okabe
whats wrong with okabe he has a cool evil arm and likes science
>>487528027lol
i think that anon with the enthusiastic cartoon voice could make a good okabe impression
>>487528624lol
i still insist that people who use the word toon to describe their player character, along with people who use rig to describe their pc, are pedophile coding their language unconsciously since they are almost definitely pedophiles themselves.
what the heck just use https://stream2watch.com
>>487528875who are you talking to use the reply function
youre a dumb cunt with an internet poisoned brain adopting thread slang does not indicate pedophilia
>>487528624what if she isnt japanese
i want the iptv service so i can watch in my own player which has the tools to make high quality clips and webms
i wish i was the geeky smart nerd who played osrs on the side and not the retarded neet who plays osrs first and foremost life is so cruel
you could just park at a toon and learn something geeky if you wanted its your choice
i mean park your toon at a star whatever anyway
are you using mpv with ffmpeg wrapper or something
i spent the past 3 days parking the toon at afk activities and learning how to decrypt widevine streams but i couldnt get it to work
you say the toon i say the goon we are not the same
yea im using mpv and my own script that dumps the last 30 seconds of a stream for making quick highlights
>>487528072You're repaying your debt to society, consider yourself lucky to have commissary at all.Maybe by the time you're out you'll have developed a sense of impulse control beyond that of a fucking four year-old.
>>487529520why is your text green
I spent all night trying to mentally prepare for my wildy clue step, but i decided it wasnt worth my mental health and simply dropped the clue. Best decision ive made this week
i mean youre right that its not worth your mental health but also its not that serious you take the clue a shovel and a scim and lose literally nothing except 1 minute of your time if you get pked
as for me im going to find a star to sit at and do my flashcards ive been neglecting
what about her dignity
she lost that when she dropped the clue
>>487529515that sucks if i gave a single shit about the olympics i would try to help i might goon to clips posted on /sp/ but thats it hope you find a solution though
i feel like if i had a time machine i would steal zezimas rsn and nigahigas milk and cereal song and maybe stop monty oum from dying so he can make more cool fight scenes
if i had a time machine id put it all into bitcoin and then i could exist how i do now except with money
i dont need money to be happy im an ironman
for me i would go back and convince my mom to get an abortion
thats nice and all but you would still exist even if you were never born
>>487529936i made a lot of clips on /sp/ the last 2 olympics i see this one get posted on other boards a lot
>>487530362i wonder if youve made any that ive harvested grimy kwuarms to thatd be a small world
oh youre a Hunter expert?Let's see your Chompy bird hunting KC...
>>487530362me in the red jacket lookin all confused hehe
chomy bird hunting is a ranged activity not a hunter activity actually its kind of a misnomer
misgnomer like the gnomes of the grand tree lol
is there a mr gnomer lol
its a blueeee world without youuuu its a blueee world aloneeee
autumneev has some big TDs like the two big TDs I'm slaying in the guthixian temple of scape rune
>>487530425maybe the speed skating ones
>>487530701omfg
indeed i would torment her synapse if you catch my drift
>>487530818she really likes to show them off i guess i would too if i had such large tormented demons
they probably cost like $10k if i made such a large purchase i too would show it off and good on her
oh your a time travel enthusiast are you then explain how you fit in the microwave
Wow DT2 is fucking shit so far, shoudlve just ported Temple at Senntisten. These boss monster dont fit the DT at all... a generic fucking leviathan? really?
dt2 a fucking shit
who up tormenting they demon
um well actually i think leviathan is meant to be sort of like apophis in egyptian mythology
>>487531267lol
>>487531278me
>>487530818streamers that aren't skinny like zoe don't interest me
different streamers for different strokes thats what i always say
>>487531515i want her to beat me up
for me my favorite osrs streamer is hanner
>>487531515is that you in the picture
>>487531883this post was typed by pudgy hands
>>487531716hannanie looks like THIS?
he looked better before
is that old / new if so then new looks better you could say the darker color suit his style heh
no you dont understand his colors have to be muted because hes evil
i wonder if autumneev still has a seed dibber
well personally i hate when people think everything medieval has to be drab and boring they loved colour just as much as we did anc lucien should be allowed to be slutty if he wants
cant wait for the mesoamerican boss to have bland muted colors too
found this shirt in noellas drawers
>>487532332she has one in her bank
most people keep their seed dibbers its only weirdos on 4chan that think giving up your seed dibber is some widespread phenomenon
>>487533015whats the point then if you proclaim youre not a farmer anymore
278th for meriiqueen
>>487533608losing your seed dibber is traumatic and invasive
okay, this is cool
can you not post dt2 spoilers i havent done it yet im waiting until i max and then quit the game until sailing and then max again to do it
morning yall
hi
it's midnight at my house and I'm getting eepy
>>487534175proof that youre eepy?
when is sailing coming out
THIS SUMMEREVERYONE'S FAVORITE MMO IS COMING TO THE BIG SCREEN
:o what mmo
maplestory classic of course
killed 60 tormented demons and no rare drop this game f*ucking sucks
>>487535237really?
>>487510371onimai
Please be gentle :)
>>487537841slut
>>487537841more.
Is it my imagination or has osrs been stagnant since Varlamore? I know the numbers look fine, but the clans I'm in and the cc's haven't been the same...
no i feel the same way jagex locked everyones energy behind the final varlamore token
idk ive never been in a fc or cc im the guts of osrs
me the green guy on the left
mr piccolo?
need an emotionally unstable gf like desi fr
i am an adult
chat is it true the game feels dead since varlamore? any better worlds to hang around on >
i play with everything off and entity hider on as far as im concerned im the only runey player in existence
stop being weird at the magic trees holy smokes
i kind of forgot about you losers around when twisted kits came outis wiki girl still around?
>>487539485can i get some context on the pic
>>487539559that was the entire conversation has of the time of postingnothing being done in game has any relevance to anything contained within my post
>>487539834ok let me be more specific when did this conversation occur?was this in the cc? if not then where was it?has meriipu posted cc pics before? if so context on this?
>>487539957use context moron >>487539440 this is merii calling out the crepe>>487539485 this is the crepey girl being a crepe
i thought merii lost pmod status
you guys told me me merii got her pmod status revoked so i thought it was an old screenshot sorry
>>487540174im actually just an innocent third party you fucking imbecile, i left this general years ago because it was incessant trash, and after seeing it mentioned i decided to check it out and its so different yet the exact sameperhaps the average skill is markedly lower though
I'm going to member up tomorrow after not playing for 3 years and you can't stop me
what are you gonna do
um if there are any lurkers from osrs here feel free to say hi we are a friendly bunch
mourning's end pt deux
poe league out in tomorrow so im not membering back up for atleast a month.
meriqueen fending off groupies left and right omg
>>487540564is that you in the picture
edgar allen or harley
bro quit yappin in public, just take him above zaffs shop jesus fucking christ
omg those stats are so bad and embarrassing omg this is crazy im getting second hand embarrassment for posting an rsn with those stats
why whats wrong with those stats
herblore themed xmas event where we fight the ghost of kwuarmsmas past present and future
>>487540335are you gay
This is the only fun part of DT2.
interesting post vayne v4 i upvoted it
>>487541582why are you poor
>>487541653i think its just a really stupid iron
wyd mean vw is like 100m
>>487541732its a snowflake account
yeah and the rest of his gear is like 100k
>>487541761you dont need to post clarifications if there wasnt a misunderstanding, which there wasnt
anyone else feel like dungeonerring is at least 10 times better than Sailing?
woah have you played sailing already? how did you get in the internal beta
i have compromising photos of mod gee so she got me an inside source before she left jagex
>>487542089explain how sailing could possibly be good
the mod whos real name is so ugly they had to censor it when they accidentally leaked it on a streamjust like her art
mod georgia
>>487542384explain how it could be bad without using the word minigame
yo yayo yayo
>>487542674Sailing is just gonna be that shitty quest where you go on the boat on fix it like DS2 + trouble brewing but on shitty meme islands. Dead content on arrival. Dungeonerring was alot more dynamic and incportated skilling and melee so well
>>487543105esl
sailing be like row row fight the powah lol
sailing is going to be shit because if theres no ship combat then it should be called navigation or exploring or some other dumb nameif theres ship combat we need cannonsok but how do we make cannons have progression? oh yeah we make better cannonsbut a better cannon also needs better cannonballs like range has weapons and ammooh but now we need to make better cannonballs for the normal cannonoh but if we do that then its gonna be gigaopsailing is doomed to fail because either it will suck all on its own or it will entirely ruin half the game just like summoning
>>487543160nice ad hominem retard, i win
>>487543105I hated dungeoneering on releaseIt was a minigame that was tied to a skill. Sailing feels like it will be the same exact shit except gayer. We shoulda got warding
how do these anons already have the sailing design docs when they haven'[t shared anything about how youll level the skill
i just made a character called Don Mushroomidk what im doing
>>487544115i think it’s because they don’t even know how you’re gonna level it
wtfffff did deadman sever go down?!
>>487544532hehe
Top 10 signs you're posting in peak reddit hours:Number 6: Anons are defending sailing.
>>487541101I don’t get it. Those stats on a pure are purdy good. 99 slayer on a pure is my dream account.
my temperament bipolar i choose violence
>>487540441Hey.. um… … H-Hi… *goes back to lurking*
whining about sailing is reddit actually its all they do when theres a new blog or stream
>>487545253ur reddit i don’t think any of the new skills should’ve been added. just focus on adding cool shit like forestry or gotr
i got rizzed at a drive thru
what did u order
>forestry>gotr>cool shit
watch out for creepersssss (:
theres no creepers in osrs your thinking of minecraft
i am the hououin kyouma of osg
omg if i plank make from 86 magic to 99 i make 36m thats so much money i think im gonna do that
>>487546461forstrey was really cool until they removed the soulful itemsreddit ruined it by complaining for no fucking reason at allpic related
>>487546869will you be my rs gf and is that you in the picture
>>487546843what bank will you do it in and what world and what will you be wearing while you make youre planks
um 507 because thats the official osg home server and my rs gf midzy plays here but i will not be answering the rest of the questions they crepe me out
im gay
the official osg home world is 327 and has been since 2014
if thats true why do all the cool girls hang out on 507
wtf I struggle with killing wyverns and they are one of my least favourite slayer tasksidk what this post is on about
i just use an ancient wyvern shield and crush them with my dragon hunter lance and switching to expeditious bracelet for the kill they take about 3 minutes for 30 points really efficient task actually
So i got my first ever DMM kill on Entrana of all places...I was heading to get more dramen branches because i died with my dramen staff, but on my way to the dungeon i saw this beautiful specimen fly-fishing and knew it was my time to shine.I started earth bolting him with the runes i brought to crumble undead the zombies, but to my surprise he started fighting back..... he even pulled a rune scimitar out of his ass somehow.But after some back and forth, he was ultimately no match for my earth bolts as well as a few well placed punches enhanced by my melee sigils.And with this: all my deadman mode antics were not in vain, the multiple deaths, the horrible plan, the late start, etc. are all water under the bridge because I killed someone myself; Thank you.
yay
omg lets goooooooooooo i just got a freakin cut diamond from a mystery box im so happy right now im smiling from ear to ear this is such a good day
>>487548551huge>>487548563MASSIVE
>>487548551how and why do you have 184k fire runes
>>487548632idk gotr and i pick up every stackable slayer drop
welcome to my morytania locked hcim series lets braphog easy mode
omg there was a pigeon sitting in the middle of the road but when i got to it it was standing over its dead pigeon friend that had been hit by a car and it was trying to wake him up it was so sad
>>487549023:( thats sad
I saw two pigeons humping outside the classroom window in school many years ago
>>487549127that could be me and you
>>487549248>why dont you ask her out the worst she can say is no>ignored>screenshotted>shared in the girl group chat>they all say "ewwwww lol"
never gonna finish this quest, having too much attention whoring in the GE.
is that your flex clothes
what would you possibly need tile markers for in the ge
why are you wearing rainbow are you gay
omg everytime i wanna go over a shortcut it always requires like 86 agility or some corny shit like that
>>487550257are you gay?
infinity =/= rainbow colors
>>487550771probably to make chud symbols
>>487550927thank you it looks really cool and good i have placed it on my wish list :)
um sweaty infinity may as well be the gay uniform whether you know it or not. just to let you know what you wear that gay people will think youre gay
based on my stats, what should I do?
whatecver you want bestie
>>487551852gnomonkey says you should max your combat stats at nmz then duo nex until max gear then you can pvm
gnomonkey would recommend you do toa 540 dolos in mixed hide
hello gnomonkeys
am i a gnome or a monkey i dont know which
actually theres only one gnomonkey his adoring fans are called gnomeys
God i wanna watch hani's big fat boobs flopping around while shes barking like a dog "arf arf arf!" Lol
so why is the clothes pouch 10k bark and you get it for 40k on the gebut the axe handle is also 10k bark but costs 2.6m on the ge
is there a good web based farm run simulator i can use to practice my farm runs
oh shit i forgot about my papayas
dumb bimbo
you grow papayas i grow palms
:)
palm trees litreally pay for themselves
no they dont i checked
i did the wiki and it says that it corst 22,126 coins for one palm tree seed and after you grow it into one palm tree you would harvest 6 coconuts which you can sell for 22,326 coins so actually okay fine maybe they do pay for themselves but they didnt last night i swear to god i checked . anyway you have to think about the taxes
just wait 5 minutes and pick a new coconut
why are you girls so frugal youre not going to be buried with your gielinor pieces
do i look like im made of minutes
i cant sell my coconuts as im an ironwoman
https://youtube.com/watch?v=TsSuueEGQSM
>>487556006palm saplings are 24,278 though if you buy those instead of just seeds and also you have to pay for compost and also a tree might go bad. you are both dumb
ive already stored 1000 ultracomposts at the leprecorn so its free now technically
where is your bottomless bucket
>>487556196two observations 1. not sure if he should be doing that accent 2. fat shenkansen
it does kind of look like shenkansen but shenkansen is already fat
shennys voice tells me shes probably fat
>>487556368i havent got one yet from hespori and im only just learning as i type this that they are tradeable. but regardless its a waste of money as the leprechaun already has a very deep bottom
>>487556407what about this one by kylie minnows sister https://youtube.com/watch?v=5z0OghQLI-U
>>487556563it doubles your compost
>>487556563dumb little girlbrain let the smart guys do the thinking and you just copy ok?
>>487556625yes well i just read that now that im looking at the wiki page properly. im told it pays for itself after fertilising 2180 farming patches. surely i wont have to do that many patches to get to 99 farming
>>487556581dannii is lowkey slept on as one of the best minogues of all time
how many minnows are there i only know 2
im out of snape grass seeds
minutes dont grow on trees! Its quite the opposite in fact
what sortof name is rick turpentine
they used to drink turpentine as medicine in olden days
yung turps
i wake up i check osg on my phone i roll back over and go back to sleep
without me? x
i wish my toon could be in 2 places at once i dont want to leave the star to do my tasks
why doesn't she use the sharp end
>>487557318i wish you could be here
whos got the airhead eala reaction image
>>487557380Shes trying her best ok
>>487557380you use that end to catch fishyou would not want to get fremennik body goop on your fish
new hat
>>487557574that makes sense
eala i always love it when you share your exciting drops it inspires me to do my clue scrolls more often i hope you have fun with your hat andham
thank you i hope you get nice things from your clue scrolls
shit hat
why would you say that to her
shat for short
dont be mean to eala she is a very sweet girl
im gunna be sick if you keep simpposting...
anon that isnt simping
its not simpposting to be nice to a lovely girl
she is stupid
shes not stupid shes just slow ok
da jooz stole my ehp
fishing finished for a long time im going to do my farm run then go lay down and read
>>487560179ily i hope you keep posting
why would she not keep posting that was a very ominous thing to say
>>487513820When you're horny and drunk enough for the pub milf.
she said she is burning out
afking anglers is hard work
you need to read every post so you know what every thread girl is doing and their general mood
>>487560179are you stupid? you still have 8 levels left then 187m xp after that
i katch the karambwans but i do not want to cook them
just finding out aobout this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TRjKL5gN-5Q
>>487561493what the schizo
>>487561426dont call her stupid moron
stfu stupid bitch
>>487563827What's Bussin
nm whats bussin with you
my fellow linuxsisters why does jagex hate us so much
>>487564875We are such a small percentage.
>>487565004small things dont inherently deserve hatred and neglect
tell that to my parents lol :(
mod light wants to bully your tiny linux percentage into installing a spyware os so that she can see all the things youre saying about her on osg
she could see them already this is a public forum
i hope you mean cock and ball torture
uhh you arent on the private forum? sorry lol
whatever i dont wanna post there anyway
linux players be like i can't raid tonight my package manager bricked my install
windows players be like wait a minute why am i seeing advertisements for ballgags and whips after my pm convo with a cute threadgirl last night
i dont see ads i use an adblocker
>>487565897Too fuckin real sis
god i wish i could have a pm convo with a cute threadgirl
linux players be like hmm 5 hour install and only 3 bugs that was worth it
>>487565897i watcdh porn for 8-10 hrs a day and have never seen sexual ads other than on the porn sites
riddle me this jagex why does ther launcher need to run in the background 24/7 and launch on staartup
windows players be like hmmm $200 license and bsod that was worth it
i have never paid for windows
>>487566690for how many of those hours are you also playing runescape
the bsod was only really a corporate issue only businesses and suckers pay for antivirus. i see porn ads on this website when im on my phone
hello mario
*pushes up glasses* the same thing could happen with any kernel level anticheat system which i imagine is jagexs endgame solution for botting oncethe y force everyone to use the official c++ client
>>487567608hello maryo
bro talking about kernals ion got no popcorn
you should get some its really good diet food
>>487567209whats runescape i thought this was the /nerissagooning/ thread
that will never happen gamers are so silly why would you put anticheat in a kernelthe collective autism of all the nerds who play this game can probably defeat attempts to make anything like that way faster than they can pile on the obfuscation
>>487568290multiple games have kernel level anticheats already and besides a few nerds whining nobody cares
5 hours int o your erp sesh and jagex updates the kernel level acnecheat and you get a bsod and when you finally fix the problem ur rsgf is gone never to be seen again
well as for me i use a apple book
i scrump youre apple book
i use a mac because i saw hawk tuah girl uses one too
all girls use apples
paru install runelitewow i had to type 3 whole words to play runey on linux that was so hard how will recover from this feat of will
after sleeping I don't think I'm going to buy a years membership and start playing again after 3 years bros
they only offer the year membership as an option if you havent played too many days recently if you have they offer 6 months max instead which i think is a slimy business tactic
had some thoughts about my osrs ick list, and i think i've settled on>has a go-to fashionscape>his poh has more than the bare essentials>knows what the ehp or ehb rates are for any piece of content>has a rank in a clan chat>has a favorite streamer>uses twitch emotes in osrs >account less than 4 years old>likes doing ba (that's for girls!)>is depressed (grow up)>talks about weed, ever>doesn't have a home world
>>487569593the summer summit is soon probably when dmm ends there will be a discount on year memberships
>>4875699904/11 for me
how do i get a job on an oil rig with no experience
>>487569990I'm depressed and have a fashionscape but can we make it work anyway?
>>487570847join the enclave
how bad is bowfa inferno without rigour? (i also don't have a lb yet)part of me thinks i should start sending attempts with what i've got but given that this would be my first cape, part of me thinks that rigour is huge and i shouldn't attempt before that
check the wiki dps calc
>>487569990wow im like your dream man
is relekka rooftops my best choice until 90? i am a bit burned out at 2000 laps
pog
i might gape later
>>487570216which 4
>>487571998you could go for agility-related clogs if you haven't already like ape atoll course and brimhaven arena
grapes and monkfish. do you guys play other games or multiple accounts at once? im playing vampire survivors
>>487572559honestly doing this was one of the worst things I did. I used to take healthy long breaks when I played monthly, then I paid for a year and ... well, I didn't take even one break. Erased a year of my life.
Speaking of membership it's become too expensive, is there a cheaper way to get it still? I tried looking but looks like you need Turkish ID or something.
those look like GMO grapes
>>487575262ya just buy a years worth at once
>>487575524Straight from Jagex? Should I wait for a sale or is it static?
jeez so many questions
>>487575262you can buy membership codes for $2
>>487576063I looked I can't find them anywhere. I know you're telling the truth though because my friend used to do the same but he doesn't play any more so I can't ask him
>>487576306I get them from peng services, its a discord.
use code "osg" for 10% off
What are some worthwhile daries to get done?Kinda burned out on doing only slayer (86) and regular gauntlet and I thought maybe I'd knock out some diary reqs to get some variety.The only notable diaries I have done are Karamja, Kandarin and Falador hard diaries.
idk bitch make your own mind up
>>487577992lumbridge elite is the most qol enabling
do people really
>>487578234:(
>>487578260Noted.
>>487576603>peng servicesJesus Christ this may be the first time anyone has given a real answer on this
OSRS GENERAL FlLTER LlST: https://pastebin.com/JELkxvc9If this post is annoying please add this to your filter: /osrs general filter list/i;boards:vg;op:no
>>487575262>$80 a year is too expensiveOk so don't play. If you are having a panic attack over spending $80/year you need to quit anyway and fix your life
>>487577992why are you doin regular gauntlet
jagex should have made this the mime event https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LZVTPCyktU
>>487569990>account less than 4 years oldYeah no, too lenient. Anything less than 20 years old at this point deserves 0 respect
jagex should put a hwuak tuwa girl reference in the game
>>487582031LOL
Huge for the UIM
you can do oak mh and get 50 con in like 45 minutes, no gz
>>487581858Been getting used to it through regular.
bond buyers and sellers have to be the most impulsive retards in existence you can always buy or sell them for like 1m off of the list price if youre just willing to wait 60-90 minutes for your order to fill
>>487581627are you dumb? Do you pay for all your movies and tv shows too? Continue to get robbed at every increasing prices for lower quality products you sheep npc
what brat osg summer activites are you doing girlies?I'm growing snape grass, pking clue scrollers but teleing when a real pker appears, and frog petting
>>487569990>has a go-to fashionscapeThat's all I do but that's just cause I wanna be cute north of ge with the girls :3
>>487582974>false equivalenceI accept your concession
>>487583101Now T H I S is thread content. Why can't the rest of you chuds be this aesthetic?
GIM femboy spotted in osrs twitch chat :3
in hindsight, my biggest mistake in life was not fully utilising my beta genes when I was 18 and just becoming a femboy.Now i'm 31 and what do I have? Nothing. I would have been a top tier femboy (a straight one)
My bank account is going down every single day. If I don't plan to play for 3 months what item should I invest in? I got 2b to fuck upp
>>487583882dragon hunter weps for quzlecotal
if you became a femboy at 18 you would've likely killed yourself by now after you realize you ruined the next 40-50 years of your life just to be a hedonistic degenerate for 5-10 years
why is no one talking about how jagex predicted the assasination of trump with their frog quest
idk bitch post your gay idea on reddit
What's yall favorite skill? Taking a break from slayer and I thought I'd just pick a random skill and go for it.
mod genghis zesty ahh
>>487585756ZMI runecraft
>>487574807i rlly like the duolevling experience, afk on 1 and active on another, or afk on both if im really lazy
this is kind of me but paying for tob kc so i can be seen raiding with the cool people
>>487585756mining is my favorite but it's a bad skill. The most enjoyable and rewarding skill is construction in my opinion>QoL somewhere in the game at almost every 5 levels>Can go as fast or slow as you want depending on training methods/gold available>Good xp bumps on the way to 99, not shitty like other skills where you unlock a training method at 25 for 70k xp/hr and then at 95 it might be like 90k xp/hr>Cape is awesome for clues>Training methods can be laid back but the active methods don't torture your wrist or require cheat client tick counter plugins
whats a third space >>487586849whats a brat summer >>487583101
im an 18 year old lesbian asian girl
>>487590208proof?
>>487581954mime event
>>487590208beast Kyujin
why does all the bis gear make your the toon look evil why cant it make you look nice
masori doesn't look evil and neither does ancestral
where is masori bis lol
verywhere u use blowpipe or tb..........or ventator.........
wherever you use range? what a dumb question
>>487592087on my 40 def pure
fortified masori gives you red eyes thats evil
range is dead content, magic and scythe are all you need in 95% of cases
lil nigga really using magic at levi i cant bruh
i don't do dt2slop pvm
should i do solo corp the og way or the new way
it just really bothers me how jagex hasnt added the apple dance to osrs
they should add the grubhub dance as a reward for gnome delivery
i gave my cat a bit of my can of sardines and she really liked it it feels good like im sharing my meal with someone
are you telling me you're eating cat food
well i guess any food is cat food really
>>487592219rsn cutie?
>>487552202>duo nex until max gearyou need max gear to duo nex retard
ok so buy bonds to get the nex gear?
what if you don't have anyone to duo nex with
i will duo nex with you... if you do something for me
>>487593872ok explain this?https://youtu.be/e0y_auD9JhY?t=366
you girls realise you can sell torsos or run lavas without any gear and barely any stats right..?
nerissa + sex = NEX
theres a cc where you can find people, you can also befriend people at nex mass and ask them to duo or mini mass
>>487594351good morning shenky
>>487594325try it, go do nex duo with acb and god hide. Good luck finding a partner
why isn't there a super duper combat potion that gives you atk str def rng mag
Smelling Salts
do you literally snort smelling salts like cocaineidk why it would be consumed on use otherwies
cocaine doesnt exist in gielinor
but they don't let me take the smelling salts home
tormented demon heart
>>487595524
Last time I tried bossing in a group they kept telling me I need all these plugins and timers and need to get runelite and download all of these things for the client but I was just using the regular client and they kept saying I needed runelite to play runescape but I'm maxed and they were not maxed so idk they also said they wanted me to mail them weed to texas and that seemed like a really bad idea so they said just ask a fren to mail it for me in which I said that's a worse idea and I haven't bossed since and smelling salts you just sniff the container as you are smelling the volatiles that come off of the salts not the salts themselves
words bitch
oh yeah I'm maxed btw what are holiday items at? what are dragon lances at? what are the pyramid fangs at?
my eyes are dry in the morning again :c
full karils ftw! 1st kc btw
>>487596697ill take that
im so bad at this game i want to cry
>>487597338proof?
>>487597474i have horrible click accuracy and i can't 1t for more than a minute
just got here hows everyone did you msis me
Originally I was opposed to sailing but the new concept art has made me more interested.
What method to go from 70-80 in thieving? Something relatively chill.
>>487597986Tick manipulation is for homosexual autists
>>487599514is that you in the picture?
>>487599885osrs is literally a rhythm game
>>487599514glasses are ugly delete this
>>487599847Piscarilius thieving is good xp and about as chill as thieving gets.
sepulchre is funim going for 200m agility
>>487599847varlamore thieving is chill you can afk it if you don't care abvout being efficient
>>487600250rsn ma'am?
>>487596697youre the cutest non anonymous noob ITT>>487599847varlamore thieving is basically ardy knights xp at 1 click per 85 seconds and more if you are a home invader
>>487601319its a secret
>>487600039osrs is a click and sit game which also includes bankstanding
>>487601319boxee
>>487601556beast
>>487601319Bold Bolts
b0aty skill when?
they scrapped sailing thank fkt. insider
it doesnt matter who you are all are wlecome here tak ea load off
>>487601319midzy
>>487602230Is it okay if I bust a load instead of taking it off?
>>487601556are you gay?
theres a uim dropping cooked manta rays under me
>>487602539its a secret
took a break more massive than the shit i just flushed down the toilet, last thing i remember was they brought nex into the gamewhat all did i miss?
>>487602783while guthix sleeps got ported recently, new PvM monster are like 5m/hr
>>487602557THOSE ARE MY MANTA DO NOT TOUCH SAAR
>>487602997i think hes going for 200m cooking
whos the euro girl playing dmm with faux and purespam
>>487603976despa
jamming out bigly while i mine sing it with me boysquiero respirar tu cuello despacito
First ever wintertod crate on the UIM.10k points.
>slayer is 10k xp/hhow is this in any way ok
>>487604992is that you in the picture?
actually its 158k/hr
>>487604992wtf? are you like level 50? why are you doing slayer? stop it, slayer is bad gp and bad xp, you should not be doing slayer
>>487605178baily is one of those names you name your male kid if you want him to go trans idk why you just know it
mazhar theoretically makes comfy videos (pure efficiency no nonsense no youtube voice like 30 minutes long) but the problem is the same as trying to watch a movie in a second language on another monitor - you need freaking subtitles trying to understand him..
>>487604926>forced to drop 99% of that because muh restrictionsi spit on uims
so im Gunna say how it is JAGEX HAVE PROVED TO ME THEY ARE DEFO CORRUPT AND ARE A SHIT COMPANY THAT CAN NOT TAKE ANY CRITISIZM OF THERE GAME. THEY HAVE SEEN MY VIDEO AND PUT THE FINAL NAIL IN THE COFFIN BECAUSE I MADE THE VIDEO SHOWING HOW BULLSHIT THEY ARE AND WHAT THEY ARE DOING ? THEY THINK BANNING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON WHATS SO EVER IS ACEPTABLE SO SINCE I MADE MY VIDEO I HAVE HAD AN UPDATE ON MY ACCOUNT AND THEY HAVE MADE SHOW I HAVE NO CHANCE WHATS SO EVER TO GET MY ACCOUNT BACK SO JAGEX U CAN LEGIT GO FUCK YOURSELFS I AM LEAVING YOUR GAME WITH IMEDIATE EFFECT YOUR JUST BUNCHOF MONEY GRABBING BASTARDS WHO WONT DO ANYTHING UNLESS ITBENIFITS YOU U TRUELY ARE THE WORSE PEICE OF SHTI COMPANY I HAVE EVER WITNESSED IN MY LIFE AND IM SO GLAD I NEVER PAYED U A SINGLE PENNY TOWARDS YOUR SEVRERS AND GOOD STUFF LIKE THAT THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR BONDS! NEVER EVER BOTTED ONCE ON THAT ACCOUNT THATS HOW I KNOW YOUR FULL OF SHIT SO AFTER TODAY BOYS I AM LEGIT QUITING THE GAME. I DO NOT WANNA SUPPORT I CORRUPT PEICE OF SHIT CAUSE. ALL BECAUSE U LET THE GAME DOWN WHAT ITS MAINLY FOR PVP IS WHAT MAKES THE GAME GOOD ONCE IT DIES I HOPE U ALLL GO BUST U DO NOTHING U SMUG TWATS APART FROM SIT ON YOUR ARSE AND DRINK COFFIE LEGIT 100% CRINGE DOGSHIT I HOPE U GO BUST. SLAPPING A MANUEL NOW AFTER A FALSE MACRO BAN IS LEGIT ALMOST LAUGHABLE. GO AND FUCK YOURSELFS.
>>487604926can you tell me your rsn you have a cute toon and id like to track your progress
>>487604227where has she gone
>>487605659LOL
>>487605769dead lying in a ditch in poland
>>487605769saving this cute picture
>>487605216>slayer is bad gp and bad xp,that is literally what my post is claiming>you should not be doing slayerjagex have locked cas and diaries behind 90+ slayer
>>487606053so your just too stupid to read a slayer guide or what
I would cannon and twibble and tumtum turoths any day of the weekbut you are not allowed to do that you have to take your 10k/h and be happy with it
sis is doing turoths
crzy to think that theres probalby literally tens of thousands of 30 year old weedbros who do every slayer task and have never blocked/canceled a task
i will Never Ever Give up untill i Prove im inocent i Will do Everything i can To fucking get my account unbanned its so fucking Bullshit how depressed i am and how frustarted i am because its an obvious sabotage on me. its so fucking obvious..
>>487606539massive Swiftie L as per ususal
hate to break it to you sis but the most common type of player is the 2007scaper who taps his phone once a minute and gets 0.08 ehp per hour played
If the whip, cannon, ancient magicks, or fighter torso were proposed in their respective years, today's assortment of spergs and streamers would flip their shit and cry about jagex ruining the game. Why does jagex listen to these fags?
>PVP IS WHAT MAKES THE GAME GOODand nothing of value was lost
do you think helmies outnumber normal accounts yeti feel like everyone at group activities like forestry, todt, gotr, etc is an ironman
chopping some trees, just hit 72.Damn the bank is so close to yews in priff.
>>487606768Absolutely not. Those aren't group activities, they are resource-less activities that are social, which heavily attracts ironmen. Jagex doesn't want to create meaningful group content anymore. Almost 0% of those mentioned have any sort of group coordination because then ironmen would complain about getting griefed and mains would continually troll ironmen about "not standing alone" and of course ironmen have an ego to keep up so they'd absolutely keep feeding that fire
will they ever finish the vampyre questlinethinking about all the people stuck in meiyerditch makes me sad
what is it with reddit and pkers
maybe they dont like ppl who attack them when they are defenseless
i cant bring more than 3 items to wildy because if someone pks me i will start shaking from adrenaline so i cant play and then i have to cry afterwards
you know how we ironically shitpost here about shaking and crying and being traumatized after running into pkers? that's reddit but unironic
>>487605659somebody please call in the coroner just because im moving doesnt mean im not a corpse?
ironically?
>>487607385also only forestry is actually good compared to other methods so mains are just doing other things for better money, xp, or uniquesits crazy how all iron things are low effort trash because they dont want to actually engage with the game
did anyone watch solo missions last dmm video omg he gets so shaky when hes in a fight with someone his cursor is going crazy it was so cute... if you havent seen it check it out heres a timestamp i love him so much :3c https://youtu.be/8VdGaPJ86-I?t=633
>>487604992slayer is 100k p/h
>>487608312not watching but does he edit out his stutters
in all seriousness i think osrs is kind of a power fantasy in a way? like you spend all your time getting xp and making progress and leveling up and you feel like you're really somebody but then you do pretty much the only thing that forces you to go head to head with another player and you get absolutely dominated like you don't even have a chance and then you realise you're actually kind of just cannon fodder despite all your quest points and xp and gear upgrades..so i think thats why the average player really despises pvp
>>487608312i hope god smites solomission thats supposed to be my attention
no>>487608434
they should add a cultivation skill and turn osrs into a xianxia
>>487608312yes i posted about this he plays the baby get shakey after school song while his mouse is shaking like crazy at 11 min
>>487608434They despise pvp because the 3 item death/1 item death system is brutal, and also because serpgs have twisted pvp in the last 9 years to something that wasn't even feasible in 2007. If 90% of pking was at edgeville for member hitting each other with a dragon scim/whip/msb or f2p at NE Varrock, more people would absolutely do it. Barely anyone does that any more because fags have gone through an incessant campaign to make pvp as unfun as possible, especially in pvp worlds, which literally should not exist
nothing is stopping you from fighting with a dscim and msb it just gets boring after an hour
>>487609369it was dogshit meleescape and god forbid you tried to use the range/mage part of the combat triangle to your advantagebecause if you dd somebody else would attack you while you were still in combatwhoever was in charge of the combat system back then had no clue
>>487609605adhd at it's finest
Get these cannons out of here
>>487609664not to mention mage wasnt allowed to hit above 15
f2p pking is alive and well yet you dont do it
>>487608312https://clips.twitch.tv/CloudyNiceFriesTF2John is way better
>>487608312Thank you for typing :3c
>>487609664people absolutely did hybrid, what the fuck is this revisionist shit, you did not play back in the day>but I can't dddd'ing in a 1v1 is faggot tactic and you absolutely deserved to lose your opponent to someone else
>>487605678I am doing another wintertod solo kill right now, you can probably find me (and give me a bond haha...)
>>487610004you are right that freeze dd is cringebut that was not what my post was aboutI absolutely tried to mage before they very recently (like the last 3-4 years? not sure) changed what it meant to "be in combat"and you literally couldnt because the moment you snared somebody somebody else would start attacking you
>>487609369osrs has been co-opted by twitch zoomies and people who never played before 2010 m8, it's been over for awhile, just be happy you were able to play in the actual golden years
>I blocked them I don't even wanna be asked to hurry my homies in prif. Gauntlet and Zolcano have been very kind to me and I don't think it's coincidence.lmfao stupid ass ppl actualy trhink theres a link between blocking elves and getting spoon retard community
who are you quoting
i cant pk i start shaking and start crying
so does solomission but it didnt stop him
>>487610818are you gay?
redditors are just pussies plain and simple. if you don't want to go into the wildy that's fine, if you don't want to learn how to pk that's fine, if you don't want to learn how to tank that's fine, but if you want to go into the wildy and the only thing holding you back is scary pkers you're a bitch.
>when a varlmorean starts complaining about how I'm stealing from his friends trapping all his animals and killing his god sol heredit
>getting hard filtered by deranged archeologistbros... not like this......
>>487611117why is your text green
THIS GAME FUCKING SUCKS
>>487611308just move away from the books wtf.....
>play on main>still think that I should kinda earn big upgrades instead of buying>upgrade drops>conflicted because one upgrade vs multiple upgrades from 59milI wish I was not retarded.
whats the matter helmie dont want to wait to do your clue
there's no such thing as half way bondies
they literally are called bronzemen dumbass nig
sister...Just make the bow and kill for another drop since with bow and arclight you do full damage the whole time instead of having to deal with shield shit.
there are 7 official account types main, iron, hcim, uim, gim, hcgim, and ugim. anything else is some made up tranny fantasy.
>>487611378what if you took this as an opportunity to stock up on greenman's ale(m) for the future
yes do that i made the emberlight and i'm regretting it
its kind of weird that there isnt an unofficial world where you can meet other singles in osrs, i would've thought there'd be a burgeoning dating scene somewhere but i guess not.
i am a nightmare uim tileman chunklocked stars only man
well you see back in my day osrs wasnt a dating game
>>487611428I never know where they're going to land and blow me up+he's screaming obscenities 25/7I zone out for a secondor focus too much on what he's yelling cause retard brainthen I dieI suck bros...go on without.. me.....
>>487614032just get a script for addral
this is why girls should only be allowed to kill giant mole. maybe barrows if she's a dyke.
you don't need an addy prescription to click once when you see the the phrase rain of knowledge
shitters who dont know that emberlight>arclight for first synapse is better than adding a second demon weapon even if youre afking them and that they also thing bow is best in general for tds when staff is infinitely better so the proper upgrade order for tds is sword staff bowbow is only for people who want to afk zammy pet
my arclight ran out of charges and I cant be bothered getting shards to recharge it
maybe if you werent a shitter then you would be swimming in charges
ive got a bbc proof based
i never learned how to swim
>>487614302ive heard that ece emery once slain'ed the giant olm. but have no seen it with me own eyes
>>487614427but he's yelling "learn to read"...
i think one of the really cool things about making your money from osrs is that you could get a neck tattoo and not have to worry about the consequences
i mean sure you could get a neck tattoo but why would you want to do that
>not using the deranged arch phrase swap runelite plugin in the year 2024lmfao sister do you even KNOW how to PVM??? go back to maplestory.....
heres how you solve the pk issuemagic shard that costs 50m untradeableyou set armor/weapons into the shard then activating it swaps your current equipment with whats insidebam, the anti-pk item of choice
>>487596697Progress! thralls, corruption, and step back method definitely help
>As with all shades in Mort'ton, they possess a unique trait in which their failed accuracy rolls do not truly count as combat, and therefore actions usually restricted during combat can still be performed should this occur. Note that they can still successfully hit a 0. wtf is this jank ass shit... character stops attacking after engaging them and you cant really auto retaliate them cuz they do a bunch of fake hits
that sounds like +10 work gloves with extra steps
goes red with anger you do not deserve those shards put them back im going to shit
I'm honestly just proud a small group of us managed to turn this general around so we all finally reply to each other DIRECTLY instead of just posting in the thread speaking to invisible anons. A few people still do it but the momentum of getting this general back on track is exciting
>>487616676bro what is your rng i swear i see you posting getting spooned drops literally everywhere demonics tds and now muspah
why tf would you fight muspah as a bondie
who is blud talkin to
buddy got the cheese pouch blud is carrying souls
im mining a crashed star for mining xp
day 2 of asking where shenny is
bluds got the trident of the seas
dead and buried just like despa
old and quite weird?
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