Great Sword Realism Edition>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergPoisoned: >>487466851
>>487514295>irl niggas were swinging greatswords around like ER niggas are swinging around light swordsStupid
>>487514470Not their fault greatswords are made of uranium in elden ring
>>487514470Flamberge should basically move as fast as the milady
Post cute.
>>487514582Osmium is heavier.
>>487514470a sword is like 5 pounds
>Needs consumable to kill>Fighting this shit disable crafting menuHoly fuck this is fucking retarded
roofiewaif
>>487514676Yurmom is heavier
If you PvPosers get smithscript shield nerfed for us PvEchads I am going to freak it
Anyone try adding Scadu frags in with CE? Can you get banned? Can't be assed to collect them on my 4th character im running through the DLC.
>>487514732A larger sword is around 5lb. Still not heavy at all
>>487514295>Realismwe don't like things like that in lands betweenmagic and coolness are where it's at
>>487514665>Post cute.
>Watching old DS2 videos on the tube>Think about reinstalling DS2 for old time's sake>Remember how little fun I had exploring most of DS2's zonesIt's times like this that I wish DS2 could get a good remake with all the lessons From learned in Sekiro, DS3, and ER.
wow this is so fun
Is there any way I can revive dung eater or at least reverse his death? I just got into his room to defile him but tabed out cuz I pressed print screen for a screenshot. I go back in the game and he's dead. Please, I really wanted to do his ending.
I used Black Blade to kill Placidusax and Elden Beast and I will NOT apologize
Did Lansseax got gangbanged by Leyndel Knights in a form like Florissax?Isn't that technically reverse beastiality/furry for ancient dragons?
>>487514295>Realism
>>487514665>Post cute.Most cute.
>>487515439no need to apologize, it's a cool incant
>>487515498>NOOOOOO THE HECKIN BAD RED MAN NEEDS TO PLAY FAIRLY AGAINST ME, THE DUELIST TAUNTNIGGER WITH DOUBLE HIS FLASKS AND A RUNE ARC AND INFINITE BLUES AND CAN TURN OFF THE TAUNTERS WHEN I START LOSING NOOOOget fucked tauntnigger
>>487514295>Realism ganking
>>487515629that's not a chip on your shoulder, that's a whole fucking chunk taken out of it, god damn
>>487515629Who are you quoting?
>>487515568Funnily enough, contrary to popular belief, well-made armor did not hinder movement too much.
>>487515889Emphasis on "well made". Most, if all of the ingame armors are NOT made for the tarnished.
>>487514295>More realism
Is there a character that could even possibly EVEN TOUCH Radahn? Let alone defeat him. And I'm not talking about the Red Lion Radahn. I'm not talking about Starscourge Radahn either. Hell, I'm not even talking about Rotted Radahn with the Starscourge Bow and an infinite supply of cleanrot spears (capable of firing gravity sniper bolts, arrow rains, and shotgun blasts), equipped with his Starscourge Greatswords, Leonard, control of the stars, with an Alabaster Lord's teachings implanted in him so he has gravity sorceries and can crash from orbit like a meteor while being an expert in mounted swordfighting despite the scarlet rot eating his brain.I’m also not talking about the Promised Consort Radahn with the most fearsome empyrean Miquella riding his back (who is capable of using Light of Miquella, Multilayered Ring of Light, light pillars and the heart-stealing gay charm), his two original greatswords (which grant him Promised Consort and Lightspeed Slash) miquella's detailed hair on his back, capable of breaking your FPS, equipped with his original armor(capable of fooling anons into thinking he's a fake leak) and a bunch of sheathed swords because he is a master in STR and INT, control of both holy incantations and gravity sorceries, with Mohg, Lord of Blood’s DNA, enabling him to utilize bloodflame incantations from the Formless Mother, his four Lion's Claw spamming afterimages he summons AFTER he pelts you with rock sling, entered the stratosphere, and cast holy meteor on everybody so he can send them back to the boss gate.
>>487515120thats the point
>>487516009holy mother of 99 dex
>>487514295>Even more realismBallsy to allow yourself to be hit by a charging horse.
>>487514665>post cutereminder that canonically this is sitting on the tarnished's backpack for half of the game
>>487515393dont you need to kill him? dont you get his rune from it or idk?
>invade l*mgrave>looks like a fight club>land one hit and the other 2 jump off the ledge to kill meeyup only one thing to do in this situation
>>487515568Ash of War: Kick
>>487516209God damn, even with the full weight of the armor and having braced himself, he's sent flying.And I doubt this is a war horse, they'd be even beefier.
>>487516348I just want to say that you are extremely based
>>487516518plate armor weighs like as much as modern soldier carries in gear, it's not that much
>>487515568kniggas never expect the offhand dryleaf
>>487516735I never was in the army, so I have absolutely no idea what that means. Is it like a bicycle?
>>487514665king morgott the cute-given
>>487516785About 50 pounds on you
>>487516890How much is a pound? Using a real measure, fucker.>a poundA £ ?
>>487516321That's the thing. I never got to use the seedbed on him. Here's what happened:>just beat Malenia >went to beat fortisax and got the death rune >went to roundtable>went to sewer >got to dungeater >thought to myself "a screenshot to commemorate>press print screen>game tabs out to steam>go back into game and he is dead with his items just splayed out in front>Rune nowhere to be foundI was so flabbergasted, I couldn't believe it. I don't know if I should just close and open the game or if my dung run is just fucked now.
>>487516943a pound is 1 pound
>>487516518Braced or not, aren't those spear a bit too short?
>>487517015They likely are. I mean, it's not a real charge, but real spears would be 2 meters or something, right? And a pike would be more.>>487516994I'd like to get my ass pounded.
>>487516802King Morgott the Veiled Monarch: Bishounen Edition (with complimentary bare feet for Miyazaki's viewing pleasure)
>>487516989No clue to be honest man, sorryCheck your inventory maybe you have the rune?
I hope fromsoft starts consulting real HEMA experts for their weapon moves in the future. Amazing that it took so long to get something like the milady moves
>>487514470They also moved fast in armor.
>>487514665he's literally me
>>487517273I did, it wasn't there.
>>487515804>>487515814seething hostsissies
>>487514773>need consumable to killOnly two of them.
>>487514665>Post cute
Crucible knight is so annoyingHis second phase punishes you if you try to punish him ughI don't want to parryspam
Only now have I realized that Commander Nial and O'Neal are different peopleI hate both of them however, stop spamming storms you tremendous faggots
Malenia made me realise that I'm retarded and played the game wrong all this time.
>>487516989Simply accept fate and go for another ending.
>>487517840Of course you did, but how exactly
>>487516943A full suit of tempered steel plate armour would likely weigh 15-25 kg. However, it wouldn't all be in one place, like in the shoulders/back for a backpack. It'd be evenly distributed across the whole body, fitted and strapped to you so no specific part would take too much weight at once. What I'm saying is, a modern soldier with their big bulky backpack strapped on and fully loaded is likely way more encumbered and hindered than a knight on the battlefield.
>>487518049No damage at all.
>>487518142nta but what are your stats/weapons?
Can someone post a correct "recommended level" map for this fucking game? I've spent the whole game in the Fexalife "recommended levels" page and I've gotten summoned to the most fucking random ass places in the entire playthrough (90 +8 to Radahn, 60 +6 to Stormveil)
>>487517385Built for Big Straight Cock.
>>487518335Uchigatana +25Dex 54Str 20
>>487514295>Eastern Realism
>>487517385he's my favorite character in the dlcI love how quiet and embarrassed he sounds about the poison the first time you talk to him
>Don't you DARE to approach miquella the kindFuck!!! Why did she had to sound so flirty and horny? My cock got really hard and throb when she said that. Just imagine licking every inch of her body.
>>487514470Realistic melee skirmishes once the archery cleared were a lot less dramatic than commonly depicted anon (most armies didn't even fully battle before ranks broke down and desertion began)
>>487518851pumping
>>487518604cool but this guy has the most awkward stance it's hard to watch
>>487518604His footwork sucks
*female character death screams ASMR*
Do you guys rawdog this game or do you listen to somethign else in the background?
>>487518965Battlefield combat is irrelevant to elden ring which is mostly 1 against no more than 3. It would look more like fencing
>>487518985It's really slow and not very realistic so it kinda sucksVery demonstrational
>>487518503try spamming unsheathe. you ought to get your dex up, too. did you infuse keen?
I'll point this out againIf ranni's ghost face is actually her original face then she has very similar features as malenia, miquella, messmer, and melina, except she has the wider cheeks/face of rennala and rennalas lips. It's like if radagon had a kid and that kid were combined with rennala.
>>487519006rawdog
>>487516518Horses are way bigger and heavier and consequently stronger than people tend to imagine
>>487519361Why does Melina wear makeup? Is she trying to seduce us?
>>487519315>you ought to get your dex up>at 54
Marika recreation.
>>487518503I beat her quite easily on my first try with an occult flamberge and a medium shield and mimic
>>487519693Very good job
>>487516943>A £ ?Here is some history for you. The British Pound Sterling is supposed to represent a lb of silver. The British currency has been replaced with central bank paper trash and has been devalued through money printing. Basically the inflation we all face today is a product of that.
>>487519693where sliders
>>487519315>KeenYes.I will try with claws for now because they made her bleed very fast with Bloodflame Blade.Unsheathe is good so I will try again if claws won't work.
>>487519676She doesn't it's why marika still has a tight body after birthing many kids, or why malenia has rosy lips, or why rennala's feet are clean despite being barefoot for centuries. That's how they see naturally.
Should Deflecting Tear just be naturally integrated into the game?
My interest in Leda can be straightforwardly explained by my desire to learn what it's like to fear for my life while carnally joined to a psychotic woman.
>>487519693tired god queen hag
>>487520007yes, hopefully next game has it as a base mechanic
>>487520163Same. But I'd love it if she pegged me while having her sword stuck in the ground next to my neck, with just a little movement, and slice!
>>487520281And that game is Sekiro 2.
>>487520462Fuck sekiro 2. Give us one with knights instead of s*amurai
>Malenia started to use grab which she didn't use beforeIs her AI becoming harder and harder with each attempt?
>>487520007Yeah, the DLC should have given us an extra talisman slot with and made the deflecting tear a talisman
>the cut dlc ending where you side with miquella and marry malenia is realMaleniabros we were robbed...hold me...
>>487519693I love girls with odd facial structures but who are still somehow attractive.
Did anyone else feel let down by Shaman Village? I read online that people were really impressed by it and it was a highlight of the game for them, so when I got there and it just some pretty atmosphere with a spell and talisman without much exposition or anything else really I was pretty disappointed.No spirits to talk to, couldn't go in the houses, etc. The coolest thing was what looked to be Marika's flesh (but I'm not clear on the rules of godhood and how her 'flesh' is in the erdtree at the same time; either way its a shaman missing her left braid). I get the flowers and golden babby erdtree and music are supposed to evoke an emotional response and I admit its very pretty. But it felt very surface level.>>487520664You're probably just surviving longer
>>487521003Everyone does except mentally ill bimbo loving brownoids
>>487520379>peggedPlease refrain from replying to my posts in the future, thanks.
The next fromsoft game I'm not even gonna watch trailers. I'm going in totally blind. I'm gonna abandon this thread until after my first playthrough too, totally unprotected. I've been told this improves the experience dramatically.
>>487520664EVERY COPY OF ELDEN RING IS PERSONALIZEDDon't tell me you never went to His Domain on the moon?
>>487520007Not having it naturally integrated is arguably the biggest oversight in the combat, though for me the baffling decision to not have the camera zoom out like Sekiro takes the cake, especially considering this game needs it more than any other.
>>487521307You cannot stop me.
>>487519693post sliders shithead
>>487521314This is a good rule withr this latest expansion I would have preferred to have simply watched the trailer and have all the bosses spoiled because at least I would have experienced more of the hype before being disappointed.
>>487521314Yeah, I never watch any trailersI haven't gotten to the DLC yet but I know nothing about it too aside from radahn being a boss and some ugly thingIt'll be awesome
>can't find a single video of dual wield rapiers with the Carian Sorcery Sword You'd think that there would be at least one, even if it's shit for the novelty.
>>48751968954 is still pretty low for endgame
>>487521087I wasn't let down, but only because I didn't really expect a huge lore reveal or something. It simply being the humble beginnings of a walking god was cool enough. Like stumbling across the manger Jesus was born in or something. It was just cool to find a bit of history, with no reward, no boss fight, no chatty NPC, just a leitmotif. The same feeling I got from finding Godwyn's face the first time.
>>487521087The problem is that half the DLC consists of atmospheric areas with little combat, exploration or valuble rewards.One atmospheric area stands out but when you have half the landmass being like that and you get there it's just like: "Oh, here's another place with literally nothing to do"
What the fuck is the point of dueling shields? This thing sucks
>>487521837They're pretty strong.You might be doing something wrong.
this is the average red that posts in this general btw
>>487521804>finding Godwyn's face the first timeI fell onto his face from 500 feet up while platforming and it scared the fuck out of me, I felt like I had seen something I wasn't supposed to
>>487521837Uhhh wrong, much?
>>487521985its like a spear with high blockaka boringwhat am i missing
going for a twin curved swords build. Is it better to stack millicent/rotten winged swords or replace one of them with claw talisman if I just wanna spam jump attacks?
>>487522140You can R1 while blockingGet the spear talisman, 2h sword talisman and shield talisman
Can the lorefags tell me why there is a wax seal on all the doors in Leyndell?
>got the haligtree misbegotten parry fall damage cancel first trySo fucking satisfying
>>487522140It allows the player to time his swings to block and attack at the same time.And it's shield stats make it perfect for guard counters.It's one of the most fun weapon types in the game.
>>487521295Fuck you they're not attractive stop being racist
>>487522140Have you actually used it? You have active block frames for most of the attacks, you can just trade your way through most enemies
>>487522304*tips dryleaf hat*hello milady
>>487522304thats wax from none other than my peenus weenus of course :D
>>487522029Punching himself would be far more productive.
If you're casting off-hand, you basically never use all your Sorcery slots right? I struggle to remember to use spells if I'm not playing a pure Caster
>>487522304miyazaki loves wax, did you not play ds3
>>487522472The fuck are you trying to say, nigger?Who's not attractive?
>>487522304The people of Leyndell have nothing to do except goon and they've all sealed themselves in their homes by cumming too much and letting it harden on the door
>>487522029>xboxThere's your problem retard.
How am I suppose to know what the ruins map from that church guy if I can only see the thumbnail of it
>>487522502Are there any vids of it being used 'effectively' or in a fun way?
>>487522752I like to fill my slots with high-tier spells and spam them as much as I can, but with how fast some enemies are in this game I keep a weapon in my main hand so I don't even have to switch when I need to.
Using high skill to beat multiple players at once.
>>487522915You need the map fragments for the overworld and then it becomes obvious where he wants you to go.
>chainsaw doesnt hit through fog wallsGAY
>>487522752I have a really hard time offensively casting with my offhand if that's what you mean, yeah
>>487522979Is youtube not working?
>>487514665
>>487522979Try it out yourself, you don't need some coked up screamlord telling you to smash the like button to make a decision for you.
>>487523108I sent miyazaki a letter to remove this from the game btw
>>487523509redchuds?
>>487522801Those types of women also I'm Indian not nog
>>487523509Good. I'm currently making a new character and don't want to deal with this when I start invading on him. It's actually really easy to dodgeIt's only really an issue on gankers desu. Them being able to continually nuke the group anytime you get close, preventing you from attacking is not fun.
>>487514665>:(
>>487522082It's a fuckin' trip. I think if you get there the conventional way you fight an ulcerated tree spirit first and it's brutal that early in the game.
>>487523894Bimbos are for the brownoids in the west. Indians are just creepy and desperate perverts in general. The stereotypes are completely real and i know numerous women who have experienced indian creeps texting them even though they are less than 0.01% of my country's population
>>487522082fun fact its not just a face his torso and arms are in the wallsalso thats clearly not a natural cave, its like he burst through it
>>487524220>and i know numerous women who have experienced indian creeps texting them even though they are less than 0.01% of my country's populationA friend of my family would text an indian man she found online, very funnyBut she had a good time I guess
>>487523894Saar do not redeem saar
So you can become a god but have nothing to do with the Elden Ring? I wonder what the functional difference is of having the ER vs not having it.
>pick wretch>use longsword and shield>cheese the night cavalry and big dragon>dump every rune into vig>keep dying anywayAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>487516348Wait what did you do?
>>487523894good morning
>armor setup I like is strictly worse in every important stat than a similar weight set I dont like
>>487524645Sounds like someone needs the dragoncrest shield talisman
>>487524760I just wear whatever i want
>>487524715chainsaw glitch, plenty of guides online if you want to learn how to do it or macros if you're a little cheater
>>487522304Parfumiers used chemical weapons.
>>487524760whomst careth
>>487524645Niggas will do literally anything than just git gud
>>487524645You will die a lot less if you grab a colossal weapon/sword or a Greathammer. Ever since DS3, these games have been filled with garbage turbo poise faggot enemies that are suicidal and will trade through your attempts to attack them. Either ride past them on a horse or pancake/stunlock them with a big weapon. Somewhere along the way they went wrong.>Boss hits me for 25% of my health, can survive some hits and heal back>Random fucking overworld mob hits me for 60+% of my health with a very fast spammy attackFucking ridiculous
what the fuck did Rykard mean with "a serpent never dies" shit
>>487524990MEI CAREDO YOU WANT TO THROW DOWN MOTHERFUCKER?
>>487524760just b urself and use dragoncrest greatshield
>>487524786nice, i'll go get that one
>>487525110He regenerates after dying. You see his head regenerating if you go back to the fight area
>>487525110"Serpent" is French for Snake, so he's saying a snake never dies.
>>487525052that's why the game sucks after the grand liftnormal enemies suddenly got boss stats, fuck that
>>487519693marikas eyes dont open
>>487525110>>487525243so was this an mgs reference because they keep cloning big boss?
>carian sovereignty fits perfectly on my INT/FTH dude's buildNice.Apparently the hyperarmor is just as good when used with a HTS when compared with a greatsword, and only slightly worse with a Great Katana.
>>487524560i imagine a god with the elden ring is still a significant step above one withouthad miquella somehow beat us, i expect he and radahn's next move would've been to claim the elden ringthough this also raises the comical idea that the player could've killed mohg and radahn and then just left to begin the age of stars with ranni and when miquella and radahn show up in leyndell there's nothing left for them
>>487525128i meant about statsdress to impress!!
>>487525573oh true true but I mean when I die that 1% slash absorbtion im missing is going to be on my mind
does 2 handed talisman increase elemental damage or only physical?
>>487525110something something oroborusbut also i think it could be legit and tanith eating his remains will bring him backlike a hypothetical elden ring 2 has a bizzare rykard-eiglay-tanith fusioncould be neat if adding tanith to the mix balances against eiglay and we get a more lucid and sane rykard to chat to
Elevators cause more deaths than runebearers, who was the retard that made these
>>487525869test with coded sword
>>487525110Sneks have been associated with immortality since the dawn of man (a snake eats the leaf of immortality or whatever in the epic of gilgamesh while gilgamesh takes a bath, giving them the ability to shed their skin)Some snakes in elden ring are immortal, rykard fused with one
I wish there were no whetstones to change your weapon affinity but instead there was a Chalice Dungeon system like Bloodborne and it would generate imp dungeons, with the reward being a weapon with an unusual affinity. That would get my cock rock hard. In some ways it's good it doesn't exist because I would literally never stop playing until having farmed multiples of everything.
>>487515798What exactly is goin on here? Is blue pinning white with his ass so his blue friend can pummel him freely? Why does white not just slam his pommel on the back of the assman's head until he falls to the ground concussed
>>487526153cause they're all severely out of shape neckbeards and all winded and breathing heavily. The guy doing the ass pin move is doing it because he can push against the railing and simultaneously tripod because he's also a fat fuck and WINDED
Couldn't be my characters
>>487526421what does this mean
what's the best place to look at your armor, lightning wise? Altus?
>>487519693My queen>>487521003Patrician.
I just realized the game comes with some stupid adventure guide that takes up 1gb
>>487525052Tell me about that shit.I ran into a new low for miyazaki today.Fuckers that snipe from 100 yards with gravity magic that summons a second enemy with a vacuum grab that ignores armor. If you have like 40-50 vigor or less it one-shots you, but takes like 5-10 seconds to play out.
>>487526543*lighting
>>487526497It means I forgot to quote the post I was responding to: >>487521003
>>487526543Azula in direct sunlight
>>487520007Yes. Light rolling is also clearly how the fucking bosses were tested, because they genuinely feel like shit to dodge on medium.
>>487518851my father told: don't stick your dick in the crazyit's a good rulesaved me a lot of trouble(yeah, I know, crazy are often eager for the cock, but you have to persevere)
>>487526543On the ledge above the knights and erdtree avatar at the Elphael Inner Wall grace, in the morning, standing in the doorway facing outward.
>>487526543The sunny areas of Azula or Gravesite during the day
Great Katana might be my new favorite malenia weapon, fast running R1 recovery and the crouchpoke interrupts her flurry attack every time.
>>487524220>>487524421Kill yourseself Indians are nowhere near as desperate as white incels or niggers talk about the actual game not being a faggot >>487525496Carian sovereignty is overrated there's better ashes of war stop with this YouTube reddit setup
>>487526576The more time I spend thinking about the DLC the worse my opinion of it becomes. The enemies we got were largely awful (gravebirds, stupid shadow people and dogs everywhere, finger lampreys, generic messmer soldiers) or underutilized, the areas we got were beautiful but empty, the weapons and gear we got were overhyped and underdelivered, the lore was incomplete and broken and the bosses weren't as good as the base game (maybe bayle?). Unlike Malenia, Radahn isn't even fun to beat.
>>487519659>Horses are way bigger and heavier and consequently stronger than people tend to imagineWorked with horses.Even those wimpy small girly warmbloods that are in fashion for weekend riders nowadays and those gay AQH American love are big enough, heavy enough and fast enough to kill you by pure accident.Good-sized athletic warmblood (like showjumping or dressage sport horse of one Euro breeds) or moderate size working coldblood (suffolk, clyde, percheron) is a monstrosity with strength that's simply scary. Nutjobs like some racing TBs are ... something else.Good thing there are docile, gentle, and a bit dumb animals most of the times, because if they knew how strong they are, no human would put them to work.
>>487527596Radahn is more fun than malenia because it made the malenia and miquellatroons who wouldn't shut up for years mald
Was sinking the scadutree cut from the game?
>>487528157whats this pic from
>>487527507Lmao indians are literally famous for this and women despise them
>>487528067My cousin fucked a female horse and his gf left him when he told her and he committed suicide right after. >>487528157Maybe. It's also possible it was simply meant to stick out of the water
>>487527507>Indians are nowhere near as desperateLOL
>>487528296Interactive map https://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-shadow-realm
>https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1H142187h3/>The Chinese found cut dialogue for Romina and Rellana Idk if this was posted earlier but pretty interesting I wonder why they cut the dialogue.
>>487527507>Indians are nowhere near as desperate as white incels or niggerserm...
>>487527507>Kill yourseself Indians are nowhere near as desperate as white incels or niggers talk about the actual game not being a faggot
>>487520907prove it
>>487525110He meant nothing, it just sounded cool so Hackazaki made him say it.
>>487527507Sars
>>487527507>Indians are nowhere near as desperateLMFAO GTFO OF HERE PAJEET HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!
>>487527507>Kill yourseself Indians are nowhere near as desperate as white incels or niggers talk about the actual game not being a faggotI have read the tourist horror stories. Traveling in india as a white woman is a death sentence
>>487527596for the most part i don't mind the lore of the dlci think it's problems are>miquella and the severe effects of cutting miquella from the base game to use him in the dlc>the scadutree goes totally unexplained>romina feels like she should be more important than she actually is>nothing from the dlc affecting or involving the base game, not even talking about a new ending but just some line of acknowledgement from gideon or melina
>>487529246I wonder why people were so shocked about the last part when miyazaki himself expressly said the dlc wouldn't affect the base game at all
>is shit nowwhy did miyazaki do it? it was at a good place before, but now it's a shell of its former self.
Oh my god that persusomething knight's horse wombo combo is fucking hard
>>487529776You want to approach the horse and dodge through it as soon as possible, otherwise they overlap and fuck you up
Sound.
Can I Cheat engine scadu fragments in?
>>487529386because expecting a line of dialogue from a character who spends half the game trying to find miquella and questions what miquella is up to after we complete a dlc where the main throughline is about miquella sounds reasonable and miyazaki is a hack fraud who shouldn't be let off so easily for what would be 10 minutes of writing and then hiring someone for an hour in a recording studio
>>487529928wrong thread bwo
>>487530046I'm sick of /nepgen/ and the IF retard constantly shitposting in it. And also all the sc/u/mbags.We chased these rats out through the door, they came back crawling through the vents.
fantastic hours
>>487530009Oh I know it's to be expected, but expectations should've been tempered when the man himself said there wouldn't be. I understand that upset and am too but I expected it. Just disappointed even if I'm not surprised
>>487529912Just as I successfully dodge the horse charge i get hit immediately fuck this input lag
>>487528634Romina's "children of the tower" makes her sound like she's in the Belurat/Enir-Ilim area, which fits with the scorpions we find in the area. They might've moved her around a bit and forgotten to remove that line. The only question is where they would've moved her from.Rennala's doesn't really matter. Maybe they thought she'd be more intimidating if quiet, maybe the animation for the twin moons got sped up too much and the voice line didn't work as well.
Are night sorceries even invisible for other players?
>>487529934Yes
>>487530719of course not lmao
>>487529534What was the nerf?
>>487530794cowards
>it's not just an effigy of the hornsents' devil>entire torsos protruding and outstretched arms means they were alive when put in it
>I knew Radanh when he was alive and this is the perfect ending for him>looks like he made some kind of bow>yeah Radanh love Miquella>HE IS A HOMO AND LOVE SUCKING COCKS>Uhhh guys I think Radanh never consented to this relationship Has there ever been a better example of hivemind retardation than this? Not only people coping with the news, but straight up denying what the game is yelling at them?
>>487530907less bleed buildup when using the skill
>>487530719yeah sure
>a choice between spoiling the ambush and potentially scaring off the loot>or snagging the loot and potentially getting cut
>>487531279dear lord I forgot how bad the color grading is in the DLC
>>487531279The first two of these assholes I fought, I just shit on them with Fallingstar Beast's Jaw. Using a quicker weapon is actually more dangerous to me.
>>487528461>My cousin fucked a female horseNever understood why people do it, mares don't look fuckable at all. I can see that a stallion can be some kind of morbid attraction for a gay perv, but a mare...?
>Beat the Scadutree Avatar entirely by throwing smithscript shields at its face>It wasn't even difficult or time-consumingI'm actually a tiny bit mad at how effective that stupid strat was
So to progress Rya's quest I have to do assassination missions for some shady woman in a manor that could as well be dracula's castle based on illumination? I think I will pass, sorry snake girl
>>487527596>defending Maleniayou are exactly the reason why we got this fight to begin with. Take the rope and I mean it
>>487528067>docile, gentleUntil they randomly decide they don't like you, then they're fucking hellbeasts
How's Wing Dance?
>>487531279If the loot-pot carrier does his disappearing trick, you can just quit out and reload and he'll reappear in his initial position.
>>487529776How the fuck do you dodge those frostbite holy fuck
>>487529386>when miyazaki himself expressly said the dlc wouldn't affect the base game at allBecause that's stupid and retarded
>>487531791Jump over it. It only spreads along the ground.
>>487531735The R2 is stupid high damage, more than Lions Claw, which was previous highest single hit melee attack I think.Probably not great for pvp since it’s very telegraphed and probably easy to dodge.
>>487531920I did but sometiems it doesnt work for some reason
I think I want to not kill this warrior. They are hornsent, no?>>487531790So will the hornsent.>>487531921Thankems.
>>487518820>p-please i am but as thick as a plank and as deadly as a dried leaf>*drink from st. trina*>you will have to resort to fight or flight, and i don't see any wings on you bitch
>>487530970They're afraid that this webm is 100% lore accurate
>>487528067I have eaten horses
>>487531735It's okay, pretty good for exploration since mobs usually get fucked by the light-heavy stance combo. For bosses its just a worse piercing fang, same poise damage but slower and clunkier.
>>487532005I get hit when I land sometimes??
INTbros explain something to me, what's the advantage of using Carian Slicer instead of just swinging my sword?
>>487532442Carian Slicer out-damages your sword
>rivers of blood>veteran's armor>great jar arsenal charm, shard of alexander pearldrake and great dragoncrest >mimic tearthere is a reason i have no friends
>>487532442>what's the advantageAs with everything else in the game.. depends on your buildAlso stylistic choice
>>487532497At what point does this happen? I'm at 42 INT and my moonveil still deals more damage most of the time, with R1s
>>487529534
Convince me not to commission art of radahn giving malenia a piggyback ride while she gives miquella a piggyback ride
sl1 run, kinda hardstuck on radahn... would it be easier to fight him without the whole festival ganging up on him? real hard to see what he's doing
Fire Scorpion Charm or Two Handed Sword Talisman for Fire Knight Greatsword on Flame Art with 80 FTH?
>>487533246doesnt make much of a difference desu the summons are only really good for tanking his shorts while you run up to him
>>487532312>>487532005Timing issues, probably. It doesn't spread instantly, it's a wave that rolls towards you.
Any tips on what I can do to increase my damage on Mohg on my SL30, +5 weapons low level invader? I decided to just bite the bullet and try to use Cragblade Star Fists and I'm still only hitting for like 298 damage per fully charged heavy.
Flame Knight Greatsword aesthetically makes no sense as a colossal sword it's a longer and thinner greatsword type
So, are these things (light greatswords) any good? I like the movements but the damage seems meh.I was thinking of doing a DEX/INT build using Milady cold infusion, maybe the wing stance to make use of those multihit attacks or the magic infusion for more damage with frozen mist to still add frost buildup
ayo fuck Gayus and his broken hitboxes
>>487533480have you tried frostbite spam with a fire weapon to refresh itfrostbite is just pseudo-bleed
>>487533764i can't seem to get enough frostbite to proc it on him because of how much time i have to spend waiting to get attacks in since i can't really tank more than 2 hits in total.
>>487533496It's basically a zweihander that also got shafted to colossal typing.
Miquella is literally me. Except my twinkdeath is fast approaching/has arrived so my plan is to get gay married and die pronto.
Does it ever enter your mind how much rape probably happens in Fromsoft's settings? The worlds have virtually no romance, at most one or two 'laws' that can be broken. People grow to immense sizes too. Physical strength dictates everything and the bigger people just take everything. Weak beings just don't have power. The genders don't even have strength differences either. Women grow to enormous sizes and gain commanding status just like the men. The strong subjugate the weak, killing them freely, eating them freely, enslaving them freely. Surely, they also rape the weak freely?
>>487533898try dagger jumping attacks
This DLC is so shit for pure int casters I'm not even gonna bother with it anymore
>wake up>no patch announcement on a thursdaykill zaki
>>487533682the milady is good, and it's pretty much only good for status effects or weapon buffs because of how quickly it can get multiple hits in. the base damage is pretty mid, and the other 2 LGS weapons are also pretty meh.
>>487534043probably not a lot actually given how every miyazaki game is about people going insane and becoming zombie-likezombies don't really try and fuck i imagine
>>487534043it's probably just mostly marika
>>487534134golly gee, dsgtroonhow come hiromoot lets you fed post?
>>487534043Turtle Neck Meat directly states that the urge to reproduce faded long ago in The Lands Between
>>487534437hi tourist
patch tomorrow
>>487534225You haven't seen enough anime...
*rapes*
>>487521484Nigga you made 4 BWC
Does the tear that increases charge damage hits stack with the axe talisman, or does one override the other?
>>487534043>>487534575kinda makes me wonder why ranni even tolerates seluvis' doll hobby to begin with
>>487534043>Surely, they also rape the weak freely?question is, do they WANT to rape?
>>487534770they stack
>>487534770Stacks. You can get silly damage with stacking Two Handed Talisman, Deflecting Hardtear and Royal Knight's Resolve too.
>>487534770they stack but they are both garbage
I am in love with the smithscript shield. This thing is undoubtedly OP yet it feels so good to actually have a cheap, quick ranged attack as a STR build.
Are there cool axes for an axechad like me in the DLC?
>>487535151There are some paired axes with a cool weapon art but they require faith.
>>487535151messmer axedeath knight twin axedeath knight greataxe
>>487535213>messmer axeIsn't that just a worse omen axe?I suppose there's also the smithscript and the meme imp axe.
What if Miquella got groomed? What if Radahn made a big pot of Chili? What if instead of playing Elden Ring, I overdosed on Ambien and crashed my car into an embankment, killing me instantly? I don’t think any of these lore really happens.
>>487535205>>487535213kewl
>>487534575>>487534914i mean to be fair, most of the time rape doesn't happen as an attempt to reproduce.
>>487535356I eat a bowl of chili crouched over like a big bastard. I bet Radahn would make it spicy!
>>487535151The Smithscript Axe is the only Axe in the game that I genuinely enjoy using.
>>487535356what if miyazaki added RAPE to elden ring??
Do the magma buff talisman work on magma blade weapon itself?
>>487535356Miquella is the groomer, not the groomed.
>>487535601only on magma
what if when someone used the bloody finger they actually invaded your room irl and saw you sitting there on your bed in nothing but panties and striped socks and did whatever they wanted...
>>487535568He'll just call GRRM. Question is how graphic will be the rape scene?
>>487535568I prefer white collar crime like insider trading and securities fraud>>487535607Miquella can groom my dog if he wants, I pay a fair wage
>>487535607>nah, i'd rape
I can't figure out how to get here
>>487535716>GRRMthe more she shat the more she drank etc etc
>>487535294Messmer Axe is arguably the best axe in the game after the Smithscript nerf.
>>487535840i figured it out and my iq is 89, keep trying anon
>>487535840Since it's the DLC the likely answer is a random sewer entrance on the other side of the map.
>>487532764stand aside nerdhere's a REAL MAN's setup
What level do people generally invade Belurat at? I'm considering saying fuck it to my low level invader and just going higher level.
>>487516348I like to drop all my inbound packets and kill everyone so it looks like they just got out skilled
>>487536182How do you have fun invading when every invasion is just pure, unadulterated cancer? Fat fucking redditors just jerking off in a 3 man in an open field every other invasion, or a fingerprint fag and his husband.
>>487536493you can disable open world or tiny little room gankcave places on PC so the experience gets improved tenfold
>>487535445Sorry lad, canonically everyone has too much depression to get or maintain a erection, best you can get is seluvis with his puppet fetish.
God the black knight armor is so ugly
>>487535698are you a girl?
>>487536558May I ask how? Googling doesn't turn up anything. Maybe I'm retarded.
>>487534148>base damage is midSo would you recommend going magic infusion with freezing mist? I would kiss out on the wing stance moveset but could dump more into INT for more DMG.I fucking hate it when infusable weapons are available only once like this. same with the standard scythe and the black steel twinblade. Otherwise I could keep both around, one magic milady for the moveset and killing small fuckers quickly and one cold milady for bosses.
Man I fuarking love axesThey have insane leverage like a hammer but are still cutting weapons, they have a blunt end that can be nonlethal, they are survival tools, you can hook things with themAxes are awesomeGreataxes and halberds are awesome tooMore people should give them a chance they are so coolToo bad that they can't do the really cool thing that swords can though (stab someone clean through or bat aside a weapon)Yes I roleplay even in these games
>>487536493Honestly, I just focus on using weapons I enjoy using, or funny set-up things like the suicide bomb stuff. I get frustrated whenever I start looking at what everyone is using, or how they're playing the game so I just focus entirely on my own enjoyment. If I get a good laugh out of sniping a phantom with Radahn's bow and they get stunlocked, or putting mist on the top of a long ladder so that they fall down - that's good enough for me. I've already embraced that winning an invasion without embracing full fucking cancer is tough to do without having to rely on the opponents just being terrible at the game so you just embrace the side-quest of inconveniencing them in increasingly funny ways.
>>487536790cheat engine's Invasion Region Manager>will i get le bannedthe answer is always no
>>487536737a transgirl
>>487536865He's misleading, the base damage is low because of how fast it attacks and many moves are multi hits, just like twinblades and curved swords. Yes this does lend it to being strong for status builds but it isn't at all necessary. A magic infused Milady with 80 INT will still wreck shit.
WHY DO BANISHED KNIGHTS KNOW DRAGON COMMUNIONEXPLAIN TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I probably missed some dialogues but why did we even fight Millicent's sisters?
>>487536972based
The depths of your foolishness!
>>487537135sex with dragons of course
realistically speaking the real tarnished would probably wear something like the confessor set because it wouldn't be possible to wear heavy plate armor on a solo adventure that large and the enemies are too big for your armor to even matter and you need a thick big cloak to keep you dry when it rains every other hour in the lands between
>>487537329That's why I wear sets with cloaks / that cover the head well yeah
>>487537329>your tiny weapons made for human x human conflict can damage giant enemies>but your armor can't protect you against them because... uhhhh...
>>487537329I'm wearing Black Knife set because it looks cool
>>487537431you can kill a car with a hammer but you can't survive a car hitting you at 80 km per hour
>>487537431Yeah? It's much easier to throw a rock than to stop one that has been thrown at you.
>>487537179It's part of Gowry's demented plan to turn her into a mini Malenia>In truth, before her, I'd never seen a bud of such superior quality. She might very well outshine her sisters.>She is to meet them very soon. Her sisters. And when she does, she'll be defeated, surely, and begin to flower.>If you happen to be present for the girl's fight with her sisters, I ask that you side with the sisters and kill Millicent.>It must be done by your hand; no other. Millicent trusts you, rather deeply in fact. Sever that trust. Nurtured by betrayal, her bud will flower most vividly.
>>487535840In Shadow Keep where the burning boats are, after the Hippo, there's a ladder down and then an illusionary wall
>>487537669I see.Would this shitter be happy if you kill her before invasion sign?
>>487537669>her bud will flower most vividly.lewd
Why do I hate sleep Pulley Crossbow people in the colosseum so much?
anyone got some good st trina art
>>487537861If you kill her before she reaches Elphael he starts crying and bitchingIf you help her against her sisters he also starts crying and bitchingIf you side with her sisters he simply dies
>>487537879Don't make this sexual. Because if you do then that means malenia nuked caelid and killed thousands because she got horny at the thought of radahn and her brother fucking
>>487538353malenia was obviously overwhelmed by radahn's unfiltered masculinity, she couldn't help it
>>487536493If they were standing in an open field, you used to be able to snipe them, but Miyahacki nerfed all the sniping tools
Malenia fighting radahn makes less sense to me now that we know her brother is a faggot, did malenia try to convince radahn to fuck his brother leading to that fight?
>>487538353Yeah malenia is a fujoshi we know this. But if her explosions are related to her orgasming doesn't that mean during her fight with us she came so hard that she ascended to godhood? Is that why she's naked? Is malenia's boss fight some weird ryona?
>>487537909>dodge bolts>latency causes status build-up anyway
asking for st trina art is like saving the female alt of a piece when there's a male alt available
Patch doko?
>>487538273Lmao, what a bitch. I helped Millicent and just killed him. Got some good talisman from him.
>took 4 days off>been sleeping till 1PM every single day despite putting up alarms for 9 and 10
RADAHN PLEASEYOU HAVE TO FUCK MY BROTHERHE IS GOING MAD WAITING FOR HIS PROMISED LORDHE'S ADOPTED 4 KINDRED OF ROTONE OF THEM IS NAMED GOWRYGOWRY KEEPS CALLING ME HIS GODDESSRADAHN PLEASE, I NEED YOU TO FUCK MY BROTHER, IT'S THE ONLY WAY TO CURE ME OF SCARLET ROT
>>487538951I wanna snuggle Trina.
Type B mature 2 wave gesture makes me wish women were real.
>>487538951yeah
This piece looks sick
>>487539050>mature 2 wave gesturewat
>>487539150Mature 2 voice, when they do the wave emote, they make a cute sound. Sorry, it's like 4 am here, I should go to bed.
PCR would still be weaker than Radahn at his prime, right?He was a younger version of himself, he was resurrected into a body that was not his own, he did not have his great rune and he had a creepy twink riding him into battleNo wonder Malenia had to nuke him from orbit
>>487539246don't go anon, I'll miss you otherwise
>>487539246No you're my favorite anon
Why is the best ending from the bitch who sleeps with the dead?
>>487539479That ending makes no sense.How are you adding TWLID to the order if you've already released destined death? Those niggas are just going to die.
>>487539532They're just going to live on as skeletons, without being persecuted
>>487539532Does it mean that if they die before their time, they just get to stand up and continue?
>>487539532https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nk7qKxAM3RE
i just upgraded Dane's Footwork and FINALLY I'm having fun. Any hot tips? I've just tried STR/heavy first; the AOW does solid damage with shard, rotten sword. Why does everyone go cold?
>>487539532it would be cool if all skellingtons disappeared after you kill maliketh but no from has to have its shit mobs in shitty repeat catacombs
Why are there so many racist names in this game? I keep getting invaded by EvilBlackMan and the likes
>>487540124Extreme censorship has the effect of making even not racist people angry.
>>487539532The plot in general makes no sense from all the streamlined and then amalgamated GRRM writing Fromsoft doesn't know how to finish games outside of Sekiro
>>487536023pver setups are wild
>>487516209This is from a movie, The King. Pretty good.
Why is there no scarlet rot ending? Even the doodoo guy has one, it's not fair.
>>487540124because racism = funny
Host pros:>password summoned phantoms>endless phantom summoning>endless blue phantom summoning>likely a higher level than the invader>likely more upgraded weapon than the invader>more flasks than the invader>great runes>can only be invaded with summons or if using tongue>invader is on a timerInvader:>prepared for PvP (assuming that password phantoms and the host aren't which is quite unlikely at this point)>possibly better gear (password phantoms just dropping and duping items to other characters very common)>possibly the mobs (some of them damage invaders and is totally reliant on the area not already being cleared and the host/summons following you)Yeah I wonder why so many people have quit invading.
>Godfrey the Cuck protected his wife and her husbandLMAO!
>>487540667his wife is her husband and by proxy also his shota slave
>>487540582>racism = funnyProve it.
>>487540567zaki despises filthy gooners like you
>My prosthesis/thorny swordmage idea doesn't work because there are no bosses other than erdtree avatar that stand still long enough to rack up the hits needed>forget about the carian regal staff weapon art>Even just lightrolling away from Relanna feels slow and sloppyThe bosses are too fast. They can't make the player any faster either or PvP will just become even more of a hot mess. All in all, feels pretty bad.
>huh i should farm the digger staff for my offha->drops 3 miners inI won
>>487540796>prosthesis/thorny swordmagewhat's that even consist of
>>487540619>some people cheat therefore everyone cheat therefore I'm going to bitch online about it and cry and moan because I don't need dignity
>>487540863carian slicer and the unique spinning weapon ash
>>487540737nigger
>>487515498Outskilled and dabbed on completely.
>>487540796Bosses - SekiroPlayer - Dark Souls
>>487540876Why are you strawmanning about cheating?I never mentioned cheating anywhere.Stay on topic please.
>>487540796Anon I tried that and had a blast even beat the dlc with it. I'm sorry but you're having a skill issue
>>487540796Bro your spirit ash tank?
I had a dream that rennala in her delirium assumed I was radagon and raped me and ranni became really upset with me and wouldn't talk to me after
The best character in the game.
>>487540796>>487540916I don't think any melee spells are going to be sufficiently fast to build up combos.I had the idea of doing a build like this but dual wielding rapiers, rogier's in the main hand(has a double hit R2 that instantly triggers combo talismans) and the carian sorcery sword in the offhand
>>487540980>Anon I tried exactly that and I had a blast, even beat the DLC with it. You can't make Relanna stand still for five whole seconds and not spiny slashy around the entire arena all fight? Skill issueI'm sure you did anon, I'm glad you had fun.>>487541136I was trying solo. I can beat her easy. I can probably even beat her with just slicer. I just can't beat her in this one very specific way and it feels bad man
>>487541220>I had a dream that rennala in her delirium assumed I was radagon and raped meHot. Did she peg you?
>>487540740I'm not a gooner though. Besides, he's the one who keeps adding traps and barefoot women to every game.
>>487541267I did do it and solo too. Do you want me to make a new character and post my progress as I have a fine time?
>>487541264Slicer counts and the heavier sword spells count like an r2 but aren't as spamable. Spinnign weapon works really well for it, but literally only works on things you can stagger (not bosses, except malenia I guess)>>487541348Do you want me to make a new character and post my progress as I have a fine time? that would be nice, I would like to see what kind of openings you found to unleash the full spinning weapon ash consistently.
Damn rellana's twin sword is the coolest weapons in this dlc
You will forever be maidenless.
Why are PvPers so retarded?Why are PvPers so ugly?Why are PvPers so smelly?
>>487541223Completely justified in the end. All CAN be conjoined >the moons are just part of the greater will and the closest celestial bodies>we even got finger sorceries after having a two fingers prayerbook since the start of the game Its all part of the same system, heresy is not something native but a result of following an ideology pushed by aliens who havent had connection to the Greater Will for a long long time
>>487541642shut up varre
>>487541657The flame of frenzy is anti-existence and cannot be conjoined except with incinerating ALL that divides and distinguishes.
>>487541767shabriri pls
>>487529534It's still good in PVE. It's just not as oppressive in PVP.
what's the maximum possible skibidi level you can be for messmer?
>>487541767race mixing?
>>48754221818
>>487542218I am 18 before messmer.I beat every boss except him. Still have some dungeons to go but I've collected every thing by now.
>look up some flame of frenzy videos>some nigga on youtube starts reading excerpts from DostoevskyThis game is a Rorschach test. People see alchemy, Dostoevsky, Christianity, Greek myth, Astrology and whatever the fuck else they want in it. Probably because 1) it has some shallow references to all of the above and more2) the lore has a ton of gaps you can fill in with whatever the hell you want
>>487541468Okay I'll do it then
What is so special about Roderika that Marika doesn't let you kill her?
being able to restore your ability to summon anywhere, as well as having graces/stakes right outside every boss room is one of the biggest killers of invasions in this game
>>487542401>the lore has a ton of gaps you can fill in with whatever the hell you wantyou just realized this? most lore videos are just fan fiction
>>487542401>anonymous encounters RATATOSKRKinoFun video
>>487542218You can pick 46 skibidi fragments (level 18) and 21 revered spirit ashes (level 9) outside Enir-Ilim
>>487542250Yes essentially. Also note shabriri the voice of the flame is the name of a jewish GodThe malevolent god of the fire giants that are implied to have screwed by it has a large noseThat very same God was partly worshipped by the hornsent who consider themselves "the chosen people"The merchants were the ones that summoned in the frenzy flame Godrick the potentially mixed race even if far removed, demigod is the ones that's not only the weakest but the one that no one likes and the demigods barely accept him amongst themIn the dlc the main antagonist is a gay predator who married his brother who's either a pedo or his victim and the final boss the sending off fight for elden ring is killing to gay men that want to force an age of acceptance on pride month. What did miyazaki mean by all of this?
>miquella seal>hornsent seal>fire knight seal>no crucible incant sealTHERE ARE THE RUINS OF AN ENTIRE CRUCIBLE CULTURE WE CAN EXPLORE GIVE ME MY FUCKING TREEFUCKER SEAL
>>487542851Retard.
>>487542998>RUINS OF AN ENTIRE CRUCIBLE CULTURE WE CAN EXPLOREWhere?
>>487542851>this nigga watched spirited away and thought the big nose witch was a jewThe wonders of the western mind...
>>487542851Are shabriri grapes the elden ring version of cut off foreskins?
>>487542462Look up her dialog and what npcs have to say about her she has>blonde hair>those with her and seemingly her flesh are easily melded and grafted to the point that godrick hunted em >is in touch with spirits naturallyNow here's something about the shaman, marikas people>blonde hair is common with them>their flesh is easily fused with other things and grafting seems to have its origins with them be it their doing or the hornsent's >the name shaman, and their Japanese name moreso than shaman, implies they were heavily intuned with spirits and that they interacted with them regularly Despite her seeming hatred for marika its very possible she's a descendant of marika's people if not marika herself.
>>487543045The Ruins of Rauh? And the hornsent also have crucible worship in their spiral so its like double crucible dlc
>>487543072I ain't no nigga, boy.
>>487542561He sounds pretentious as fuck, not gonna lie
>>487543045Rauh they're a crucible culture and the crucible knight's come from there. Think of those weird birdguys
Habibi of the frenzied flame be like the human condition has fallen trillions must die
>>487543279I’m not sure the knights coke from there. Devonia goes there seeking the origin of the crucible, doesn’t she?
>>487515483Scaly
>>487543204No it's a very good comparison, the funny pee flame is for the nihilist and the insaneEveryone who is for it wants THD (total humanity death) for one reason or anotherThe dostoyevsky bit represents it well
>>487543087Yes.
>>487518851i think you need to meet with real women if this gets you hard
imagine your cock melting into Marika's pussy
>>487543649Get a life, loser.
Would rennala like rya?
>>487543649>imagine your cock meltingSounds painful
>>487543649will my Minor Erdtree be enough
Radagon was a misbegotten who used the rebirthing rune to become humanoid
>>487543170>marika herselfI wouldn't go that far, roderika is still an outsider of the lands between, no? probably her ancestors landed in another place with their ship-coffins
>>487543705she would probably like her granddaughter, yes
>>487543705She is insane and retarded so I'm not sureBut she loves her students with sexy sexy eyeliner and they are child-like and rya is also very sweet and innocent so she might
>>487543705So do we know HOW the man serpents were born? Are they exclusively the child of the snake or rykard fused with the snake? If rya is technically rykard's daughter if you marry ranni doesn't that make her the tarnished's niece in law?
>>487543757! Looking into this
>>487542401That's not unique to this game, people just want to believe video games are a lot deeper than they actually are, and the people who make youtube videos wish to believe they're a lot smarter than they actually are.
Something really needs to change about the bleed proc on Impenetrable thorns but I hope they don't make it unusable
>>487543805All of the tarnished are godfreys men or their descendants, they have some origins in the lands between even if it's just their ancestors that do. The tarnished can be any race so many likely joined in with godfrey, even numens did, as seen with the player tarnished having one as a choice and potentially diallos considering he always drops a numen rune.
>>487543856Tannith is her MOMMY I think and it was a ritual, I don't recall further
Godfrey is the lion's consort
>>487544019They're unable to adequately nerf things like that without making it unusable. Any change will essentially gut the spell. Either accept its broken or accept its going to be useless soon. This is who you're dealing with as devs.
>>487544019>but I hope they don't make it unusablepfffffhahahahahahahahahhhahahahahahahahaha
Godefroy
>He thinks we're getting any more patches. Haha.
>>487544087>Diallos >numen >works with jars bravo miyazaki
>>487544216:(
>>487544346I hate this bitch.
>That random grafted scion in Mt. Gelmir.I don't think they particularly cared about environmental storytelling when placing mobs in Elden Ring's world.
>>487537135They were banished and just took whatever lord they could.In castle Sol they know frost skills because of Nial finding a new storm in the mountaintops (after being driven out of stormveil by Godrick). In stormveil they wield the regular storm. In farum azula they wield lightning because of the ancient dragons
>>487544314Why can't this stupid lore youtuber watching fanbase accept that he's just an optional boss rematch in a video gameJust because there's no stupid secret room pop culture easter eggs doesn't mean it's this tolkien encyclopedia srsbsns that they seem to think it is
>>487544019Thorns I can take or leave since they're piss easy to dodge, what they need to do is remove status build up on the vacuum for swift slash so I stop having to see it in every fight when faggots get tired of losing.
>>487544630they're followers of the golden order, not exclusively allied with godrick
>>487544729Heheheh
Why do people say that Melina is Marika and Radagon's daughter now? Is that from DLC lore?
>>487545028Melina is called daughter of Marika in the game files I think.
>>487542401>the lore has a ton of gaps you can fill in with whatever the hell you wantYea that's the point. Alchemy is my favorite. And Dostoevsky is way less impressive if you study him in the school
>>487545028messmers kindling says "he too bore a vision of fire, like his younger sister"which is obviously melina
>>487544729Why are you having a mental breakdown over Godefroy? Are you okay?
How do you dodge Gaiuses charge that hits twiceI used to be able to sprint sideways and jump but that doesn't seem consistent any more and even though I have loads of stamina it refuses to let me block both hits
Attention red men: at low levels, is it better to go for elemental infusions for the higher total AR, rather than pure physical damage?
>>487545129>>487545245Should I go to DLC while Melina is still alive?
>>487544729If you don't piss yourself laughing at the idea of vaati releasing some overwrought video about Godefroy stretched out to 18 minutes I feel pity for you.
>>487545287Two sentences is not a meltdown anon, are YOU okay?
>>487545416The DLC unfortunately has no connections and influence with the base game, which fucking sucks considering from always did that with their previous DLCs
>>487545363>Gaiuses charge that hits twiceWhich one?His normal charge only hits once, his flying charge in phase two is easy as shit to dodge
>>487545471I'm not. Thank you for asking.
>>487545538The charge he opens with does two ticks of damage
>>487540667source?
>>487544314>reused boss you already fought >uses attacks from bosses you’ve already fought >seemingly comes out of no where with no set up>causes problems with the lore The final boss of the dlc is just Godefroy 2
>>487545573That's okay. I hope playing some Elden Ring cheers you up.
>>487545596Oh, I never bothered with dodging that, I just tanked it with a 100 phy shield (brass shield IIRC)
My tarnished: Hero starting class, str/faith with just enough int to use the dmgs, white, strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes, clean shavenMy ancestor: Horah LouxMy beloved mothers in law: Rennala and marikaMy cousins: nepheli, godrick, mohg, morgottMy brothers in law: rykard, radahn, miquella, messmer(maybe)My sisters in law: malenia, melina(maybe)My aunt in law: rellanaMy nieces in law: rya and millicentMy best friends: boggart, blaidd, torrent, boc, igon, ansbach, and patchesMy arch enemies: dung eater, all hornsent, shabriri, gowry, and baleMy preferred spirits: Finlay(yes I made sure to have her get the final hit on consort radahn), and tiche
>>487544630Godefroy's soldier
>Radahn spends every waking second of his miserable life casting gravity sorceries.>Malenia uses a SINGLE, easy-to-dodge incantation to win the fight.>Radahnfags spend the next 500 years of the planned Elden Ring trilogy seething about this single PvP duel.
>>487545747>>487545596If you don't want to mess with shields, you can just summon your horse, stay still and dismount it just as he's about to hit you (moving dismounts won't work), he won't be able to hit you during the dismount animation
>>487545747Yeah me too today but I guess my stamina is lacking
Aren't any of you tired of keeping track of the 16 hit combos? This kind of memorization wasn't too bad with 3 hit combos and the occasional 4th mixeup.
>>487545848He had a happy life and got to marry best boy in the end.
>>487545848prime Radahn would lose a rematch with Malenia but they won't admit that
No more lore. No more content. No sequel. Next patch will nerf your favorite things and buff stuff you never want to use. It's over for Elden Ring, why even have a thread anymore?
>>487546074Radahn would lose and malenia would drag him across the lands between with a collar around his neck, after stealing leonard from him and riding him back to the haligtree, and dumping radahn at miquella's feet because the only thing he's good at is being miquella's onahole.
>>487545848I see. Maleniacuks are still seething that their bitch lost Miquellabowl
Why didn't Radahn just cast Flame Cleanse Me?
>>487546121Because we don't want to be enveloped into /fsg/ we don't like multiculturalism and even /dsg/ has recently broken free of it, and I post there to ensure it's not swallowed up by that blob ever again.
>>487546279Str/int
Is it Jammable that let you do Melina's voice as AI?
In Elden Ring 2 the Greater Will returns and tries to regain influence over the lands between, at the end of the game we fight it and kill italso Godwyn secret super boss if you complete a quest that is triple the length of Ranni's
>>487545848>SINGLE, easy-to-dodge incantationYou fight a crippled version of Malenia in Elphael, the aeonia "nuke" she uses against you is not the one she used against RahdanImagine the same move but it covers a whole region of the map, it does not dissipate after it blooms and it also hits you with a tsunami of rot so strong it eventually gives birth to new lifeforms (kindred of rot)
Speaking of Gaius, is there something you can do at the bowl with the fragments or are the messages all lying
Why are there so many Maleniasimps? She is literally who with 4 lines of text.
My new headcanon is that radagon knew of miquella wanting to marry radahn and tried forcing radahn to go along with it and that's what made rykard hate the erdtree so much, he has a big painting of the guy in his castle, imagine having a brother you love and respect and your dad goes in and says "sorry your brother is marrying the son i had with the woman i left your mom with even if he doesn't want to your brother will be a gay pedo whether he likes it or not"Anyone would be angry.
>>487546423Ermm, in the trailer where she blooms against radahn the flower is the same size as the in-game one
>>487546482Everyone is a literal who, it's even ground
>>487546591Ranni and Melina are /ourgirls/
>>487546623>ending cucked by translation >no ending at allThis is a Miquella general
>>487546623Ranni has as much depth as alvina from dark souls 1 and melina is just there to burn and share marika lore. They're as deep as a puddle. t. Rannifag
>>487546719>miquella general>base game quest and ending cucked>turned into a gay yandere>dlc ending cutYou sure? This seems more like a nepheli general to me.
>>487542401Fictional things including vidya that are genuinely good have applicability rather than alegory meaning that, they can at times have thematic consistency between each other.
>>487546732fake rannigod
Was is true love?
>>487546841>>nepheli>brown>a woman>no horns>inexperienced ruler>can't into genocide massive moralfag>helps you kill her grandad/your shared grandad>can be turned into a sex dollPatches owns these threads and it's not even close.
>>487547029Cheers for that
>>487546995Is that Shabriri?
>>487547215Yeah the girl is
>>487544346ThisThe game is abandonware nowI don't know why people thought it would be like DS2 where it had quite a lot of patches to improve PvP after everythingPvP is no longer a focus and PvE is fine
>>487546995>Midra gets to tap Nanaya's ass>Tarnish can't tap Hyetta's assboo
>>487547215No that is nanayaYou do realise that you picked up her still mottled with decaying flesh spine from her corpse right?
>>487547352>Tarnished can't even tap Nepheli's ass>or Roderika's>or Trina's>or Miquella's
>>487547029>shit questline ending>cuck in love with tanith >found in a shitty missable cave
Why does Relanna have no punishable window after her big boobamoon strike?Why did from just decide to delete openings from their bosses? Last I checked they were supposed to be hard, not impossible. I dread to think of what game comes next, just infinite aoe attacks with constant hurtboxes? >Boss just did a big cinematic move and you took ZERO damage? awesome bro, good work, time for you to deal some big dick damage yourself t. From circa 2009-2022>Boss just did a big cinematic move and you took ZERO damage? fuck you faggot, it still isn't your turn, that was just my bait all along and you fell for it and committed to an animation, time to get fucked fucking casul scrub lmaolmaolmao From circa 2022-20xx
>>487547301BasedFaithchads remain powerful
>>487547538But she does?You have enough time for a jumping attack and charged heavy attack.
>>487539737no clue
>>487547538>Why does Relanna have no punishable window after her big boobamoon strike?She does?If you move towards her while dodging you can get in quite a few attacks while she's recovering
I killed romina but didn't burn the tree, I can't see the sign to assist Ansbach, has he died or am I in the wrong spot
Replaying Souls Games really makes you appreciate Stakes of Marika. It was chaos before they implemented checkpoints.
>>487547578Maybe if I'm right next to her when she decides to do it. Also stop saying you have time for a charged attack after these openings, you literally have no proof, you've never achieved it yourself either.
>>487547678visions of izalith...
>>487547678You mean they were better when levels actually posed a challenge?
>introduce someone to the game>it's their first souls game>playing co op with them>They're already better than I amOh no
>>487547725>Also stop saying you have time for a charged attack after these openings, you literally have no proof, you've never achieved it yourself either.But I have, I beat her to death with a torch.You do realise you can jump towards her during her twin moon attack? As soon as she goes up into the air you have time to start running towards her before she even drops the first one, then you can jump towards in the next two and jump towards and jumping attack for the last blow.You could close the distance of the whole arena in that.But why am I bothering, this is just lazy low effort bait.
>>487547747Listen chud, we play these games for boss rushes. We don't actually care about level design or adventure. All the difficulty should come from the bosses, levels should have a bonfire every three steps.
>>487547808constrictor snakes...
>>487547678Idk like I kind of missed the slowly like refining the boss run and like the little zen moments you have to think after you get it down
>>487547671I don't think you can assist him against Leda if you've already met Messmer
>>487547885fake fan. True fans know there should be no levels, just the boss rush
Did they patch the nightrider cheese? He's just getting stuck here and not falling.
>get summoned to fight romina or messmer >check status>4 blessingsPlease stop i beg of you
>>487547935Am I fucked then?
>>487547678Yes and no.The absence of stakes was fine because older bosses were very easy and the main threat came from the levels themselves, more true the further back you go.Frequent stakes and graces have totally removed resource attrition from elden ring and that is a shame.What's that? You died part way through a dungeon? Don't worry there's a stake of marika every ten feet so now you got rewarded with full estus again.
>>487547895Hehehehe
>>487547882This is fair, I guess I'm just so focused on not taking a single hit or I'll get stunlocked to death I'm not really thinking about closing the gap. Also I just counted, you get an entire two seconds. That's like one single fucking swing of my adula moonblade or two slicers.
>>487548030Nevermind. He just fell soon as I posted this.
>>487548039Just don't enter the boss arena when they do
Now that the experiment of Demon's Souls 5: Elden Ring has conclusively proven that open worlds are fucking retarded, I hope we can all go back to interconnected dungeon crawling world design in Demon's Souls 6.
>>487547882Getting closer to her makes the jump timings weird.
>>487548046If you've met Messmer, probably
>>487546732Melina was unfortunately used as a copy&paste of Ocelot in MGSV, but I will never forget her mysterious allure. Miyazaki is a hack.
You use cheat engine to get items to grief in stormveil.I beat the game with a +3 club to get my items and grief stormveil.
>>487548340That's okay I guess, I didn't screw Thiollier up. I'm just expecting my caster to get filtered by the Leda fight.
>>487548379why don't you invade higher level areas?
Why is Miyazaki such a hack? Why do we still play his games? Are we fucking retarded? Do we deserve death?
>>487548379Funny
>>487548328I've done a shitload of Rellana coops and never noticed any weird timingsI usually roll the first moon, jump the second and then spam the jump button to jump the finisher
>>487548476Stockholm syndrome
>>487548379based, making twink builds is more fun than playing them
I decided to summon melina for morgott on my latest playthrough just to see how she fights.The answer is, she doesn't.She just paces around giving him the side eye.Think I seen her attack twice.She's useless in the story and useless in game.What a failure of a character.
>the word "burnished" appears not a single time in the entirety of Elden Ring
>>487548650Her trees heal you, ungrateful cunt
>>487548510>co-opsMoron.Also I literally just did it. 4 slicer swings before she was back in action, at 45 virtual dex. 4 fucking swings, that's fuck all compared to the fact that it's her BIGGEST MOVE. I died on purpose a couple times before I got the timing on the moons down perfectly enough to punish the moment she landed.
>>487548689It's not a word so like yeah
>>487548717What tree?She just used some knockoff blade blade shit that never had the DoT on it twice and spent the rest of the time giving him the side eye.
>gets summoned for putrescent knight>midway through the drop down>host is already dead
>>487548731Yes it is
>>487548731Smartest /erg/ poster.
>>487548510It just makes it weird. It's probably because I'm use to being far away and counting the timing from there.
What is your Duel rank in the colosseum?What build do you use? At what SL?
>>487548891Wtf I'm liberal now
>>487548256There's a balance that can be struck in semi open world that DS1 and Sekiro somewhat were on a lesser scale. Going back to purely binary interconnectivity would be a mistake.
>>487548256They're going to be making smaller games for a while now. I would like to see a game as big as this one that isn't weighed down by the constraints of accommodating an open world. As much as I like this game and *some* parts of its world, I still think it would have been even better if it were made in the old style.
>>487548379This image upsets me because when I was a kid and even now I kept getting bullied because I look like this guy but blond
>>487549105show dafoe
>>487548689Whoever they got to insert prithee in every sentence in DSIII must have quit.
>>487549105At least nobody tells you you look like obama with straight hairI'm sicilian btw so white
>>487549231>I'm sicilianEven Italians hate you, darkie.
>>487548891I have not set foot in the arena, but would sweat it out hard if the prize was chance to PFFFTHBBBB this "Liberal Man's" stomach.
Why did he do it?
>>487549231>sicilian btw so whiteVERY debatable
>>487522304might be corpse wax?zullie talks about it in this video at around 0:40https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ESO0AY6_Tc
>>487548807>>487548823It's not
>>487547678Stakes before boss fights are good.I think there's too many graces though. In some places it gets ridiculous.
>>487549347Have you seen Trina?She's like the hunchback of Notre Dame
>I wake up>There is no patchPain.
>>487549384esl or baiting?
>>4875223041. It's an excuse for the player character to be unable to enter the majority of buildings in Leyndell2. It's a sealant used to keep out the ash from the burning of the physical Erdtree, which you can still see all over Leyndell
>>487549342This image is gayer than all of the Miquella porn combined.
>>487522304Marika's feet pics leaked and even the slightest suspicion of you being the culprit gets you sealed inside for eternity
>487549342bro why would you save this to your phone/pc?
>>487549363>Zullie text-to-speech's about it to avoid using his man voice and sending himself over the ack edge in this video
>>487549347He was possibly despairing at his inability to fix his sister and indeed anything despite centuries of effort so being more like mommy seemed like the only option.
I feel like Raya Lucaria is under utilized as a dungeon. It being split up into 2 parts to me seems stupid. IMO you should get the key from near the dragon outside, then use that to open the gate at the red X, then travel along the walkway area to reach the blue circle (which is where you get teleported into normally) and that's where you should fight the Red Wolf of Radagon. Have that boss as an actual guard dog to the rest of the dungeon.It could open up the entire dungeon to be a legitimate co-op spot which would also allow you to travel with teammates along the roof top areas which are blocked in co-op.It would also make it one of my favorite invasion spots as an added bonus.
>>487549908Raya Lucaria feels like the most "video gamey" of all the Legacy Dungeons, the way they have you jumping around the rooftops.
>>487549645Neither? You would just say "burned" or "burned"Are you confusing it like with "brandished"?
How do I get a gf as loyal as Tanith? Do they even exist?
>>487549980That isn't what it means lmfao
>>487550007Of course they exist. You need to venture outside.
>>487550013It doesn't mean anything...
>>487548374Melina is such a weird one because you can tell there's a story to her character but the game just...refuses to tell you
why Trina look like this in trailer ?
>>487549663Who burned the Erdtree the first time?
>>487550007fat ass american women will definitely vore your corpse like Tanith.
I buffed some special weapons to +7 to try them out and they're both slower and doing less damage than my +20 katana what's the point? (I'm arcane build btw)
>>487550048You could easily have checked a dictionary instead of making a fool of yourself anon
>>487550148Why you bad English in thread?
>>487550203I dont own one
Is there any benefits to Str/Arc besides the new ore sword?I can't justify 19 arc just for one weapon
>>487550271Don't mind him. He only knows how to speak in ebonics.
>>487550312Slap occult infusion on everything or bleed
>>487550281I can tell
>>487550312bleed/poison. Pure arc is cucked to only raw damage and native status weapons, but str/arc gets to put bleed on anything and still do good damage because bleed retains a fair bit of scaling.
>>487550312Mohgs Spear, Chicken Leg, Any strength weapon that you want to put as blood, Blood Sword Lance.
>>487550421What?
>>487550143Going back to MGSV; I believe one day we will know just how much was cut because Miyazaki thought it would look deep and it will be just as baffling as Kojima cutting out all of his protagonist's lines after hiring a celebrity to voice him.
>>487550426Oh shit for real? Is that why my pure arc character feels so lackluster? I always have low AR but with the occasional bleeds or whatever and never had fun playing it.Should I drop arc down to like 30 or something?
>>487524063
>>487535607Facts
>>487549347Only women can be empyreans so she's probably the reason he's called one.Discarding her is a necessary step for him to cut all ties with the previous Order.
>>487550426Is there anything good for arc/faith
I wish Miquella would groom me
I'm playing a shieldpoke guard counter build (which I am unironically finding more challenging to play than just rolling and exploiting boss openings)I'm currently using a lance for the speedy great spear guard counter, + I put the giant hunt ash of war on it - but was wondering if it might be better to go for a heavy thrusting sword instead?
I do not like fighting furnace golems.
>>487550923Nobody does.
>>487550829Which outer god is Miquella being sponsored by in his current bid to godhood? Still the GW?
>>487550861Malenia, Mohg, Leda or Radahn? Who wrote this post?
>>487550832faith infused bloodfiend weapons only, lmao>>487550426Go even split if you want to hybridize. It's worth noting that pure arc has VERY strong scaling on dedicated sombre weapons. You can do a lot of really good damage by getting pretty much base stat requirements and pumping arc. It will increase both physical and elemental damage present on a weapon whereas dex and str only increase phys. For example you could go 80 arc and 24 str to use mohg spear and after the buff it will still do upwards of 1k a poke on an albinauric. Not to mention you've gone all in on bleed. Also some weapons go hard on their occult scaling, it's just a bit lackluster if they don't have a native status effect.
>>487550923>>487550998I do, they're kinda fun, simple brainless mashy enemies. It's fun seeing if your sense of their poise threshold it right, and gambling if you'll stagger them out of their bigger moves.
>>487551107Me, the Miquellan Knight!
>>487551257GET HIM OUTTA HERE, GET HOM THE HELL OUTTA HERE
>>487524063>>487550749Imagine the sex.
So what was Froms reasoning for making it so you still need to grind shitloads of items for crafting instead of just giving everything a bell bearing you can find somewhere?Because it has one of two effects.1. People just won't use crafting because it's a massive time sink for things that will be used up quickly.2. People will just use cheat engine or duping exploits which just shows how shit the system is that this is the best workaround.
>>487551257I'm sorry...you have no chance to win the boypussy...
Why does /erg/ want a weird mind raping shota on their shoulders?
> backhand blade jump R2 does 200% status build upwhy?even curved sword jump attack (that infamously hits 4 times) only does 160% status.
>>487551427You don't?
>>487548774She can plant golden trees which heals you if you are nearby.https://youtu.be/15r75EpUdr0?si=wa55v8sRG5xKzsiA&t=97
>>487549262>>487549350That meme has gotten old. We're white. >>487550194Considering there was a dragon war that hasn't been cleaned up but happened during godwyn's era as he took part in it, and the golden erdtree seems to be a projection marika made, it seems like the dragonwar happened they burned down the tree, then godwyn helped the war end, form the dragoncult, and before they could actually undertake any repairs he got soul killed, towlid started showing up, then marika shattered the ring.
>>487551445For the nth time, FROM can't balance for SHIT. I doubt they even bother looking at 'balance' until after the game's out for a month or more.
>>487551049Considering all the gold - probably Either that or he took divinity for himself with no need for sponsorship, he is the "unalloyed" after all and is known for resisting outer god influences/creating ways to resist themMaybe him getting rid of everything was part of his purification, to really be absolutely pure and "unalloyed"
>>487551387My kindly lords fussy is still up for grabs!https://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=10730624
>>487551561>We're whiteThat's exactly what a darkie would say.
>>487551529Worthless wench never used that in my fight.She basically just served to buff his HP, not that I minded. Just reinforced my belief that npc summons are pointless.
>>487551616H-hot...
>>487551107For some reason I imagined leda touching herself at night imagining miquella thrusting inside her
I hope the give relanna's moons super armour. There's no reason you should be staggered out of it, from a pve or pvp perspective.
>>487551643I'll beat your fucking ass. My people aren't cucks, insult us we'll attack you
>>487551830Poise issue
>>487551748Probably canon
>>487551887okay, I hope they give queen's robe 133 poise in the next update.
I respect invaders for the amount of shit they have to deal with now.>t. PvE solo player who will never see an invader
>mist...>or beast!>first off, well done>by the way praise the message!>No secret passage ahead>therefore praise the message>Secret passage ahead>Behold, flower!>seek god>try finger>but hole>if only I had rump>didn't expect message...>therefore praise the message!>touch grace>if only i had a woman...>two-handing required>you don't have the right, O you don't have the right furthermore you don't have the right, O you don't have the right>dog?>no horse ahead>I want to go home... and then edge!
>>487551962Seek grass
>>487551949Wear better armour if you don't want to get stunned retard
Cipher Pata?
>>487551648>Just reinforced my belief that npc summons are pointless.They are fine if you don't have leveled up ash summon. But yeah, they are weak.For me they are just cool momentsLike fighting Radahn with the whole bunch of bros or finally fighting alongside your phantom companion after all this time
>>487551871>mildly insulted>resorts to threats of violence and bragging about his people are quick to violence You sure you're not brown?
>>487551962>mist...>or beast!That's actually kinda clever
>>487522029that's an xbox redditor, nice try retard.
>>487551962don't give up, skeleton
>>487551962What does any of this have to do with reddit though?
WHY DO BANISHED KNIGHTS KNOW DRAGON COMMUNION? NOT A SINGLE LOREFAG HAS BEEN ABLE TO EXPLAIN THIS, ALL THEY TALK ABOUT ARE MIQUELLA'S TOES, THEY'VE BEEN PLAYING US FOR FOOLS!
And Plato and Vulcan are cleared. Well except some virgins but fuck them, I refuse to fight this duo without lightning infusion. But I don't want to break my region lock uuuuugh. Maybe I just need to git good.Best bosses:Rikard. Legacy bosses are always cool. Although his voice is kinda mid. Something is missing in his fighting scene. Maybe some soundtrack.Godskin noble. Amazing boss to parry. One of most enjoyable fights in all of the game.Full-Grown Fallingstar Beast. Hard but surprisingly pleasant. Very telegraphed attacks. Elemer of the Briar. Easy to parry. Cool evil knight.Onyx Lord. Easy to parry. Cool purple dude.Margit ambush. Always a pleasure too fight him. Worst bosses:Draconic Tree Sentinel. Fuck him.Magma Wyrm. Fat blob of unreadable attacks.Abductor Virgins x2. Really Zaki?Honorable mentions:Godefroy the Grafted. Hahahahaha still funny. Fucking Godefroy ahahaahah.Ancient Dragon Lansseax. HP too small for a dragon this cool and big.
Miquellafags be like
>>487552189listen closely, skeleton
>>487552045I want to light roll, faggot. I bet you seethe beyond belief seeing naked dragons tank you colossal whenever they decide to cast a claw or bite.
Explain the sword of Night and Flame to meIf it scares with both faith ND intelligence, does this make jt not very useful? Since like it would be best utilized with like it's magic casting thing but like faith and intelligence both like are for exclusive casting things meaning you'd like only get half yhe benefit?
>>487551049None of them, I think. If anything he might have torpedoed the Formless Mother's designs by manipulating Mohg as he did.
seek skill,tarnished
How do we fix this?
>>487552313They were banished because they sexed the dragons.>>487552432I know a guy who is good with grafting.
>>487551962>fort>night
>>487552432why would you fix peak
>>487550829Messmer is an empyrean
>>487552525[citation needed]
>>487552432the same way you fix any boss fight that's large scale, fix the fucking camera first
>>487551049We don't know if the greater will is an outer god. Infact there's only like 3 or 4 gods directly called outergods the rest is just headcanon based on "why not?" And "what other word do we have for them?"
>>487552401hybrid catalysts
How many people got raped by Miquella?
>>487552046Worse than coded sword but still solid
So what are the chances miquella committed incest with malenia and st trina malenia has kids.. and st trina could be interpreted as their love.
>>487551871>instantly threaten violence over mild banterYou're shit at proving you're not a subhuman.
>rapes the "balance" of your gameNottin personnel, faggot
>>487552684Thats not a thing
>>487552313why can't they? They killed dragons and consumed their hearts. You find them both by the DC altar and in dragon's home
>>487552745The """balance""" of the game has been a joke from the start.
Post your most upvoted messagePicrel is mine, in front of Kenneth Haight. Posted it when I didnt know anything about his quest
>>487552745true elden ring is a casual game
>>487552769??? There are literally 4 to choose from, retard.
>>487552370If you want to light roll why are you complaining about getting stunned?Stupid tranny just winging for the sake of wasting post count
COME HERE, OMENBOY.
>>487552769Mhm
>>487552848I don't have any messages as I play offline.
>>487552735Very high. Malenia loves Miquella's needle.
>>487552769Holy fuck does anyone in erg actually play the game
>>487552745Heh, I like destroying games, too
>has there ever been an argument for Fia ending-dark souls 1 2 3 and demons souls, there is your argument for choosing that ending. four good games.>sure you're not just a simp?no, im horny 24/7 I can't help myself. if she real i'd be buried in her tits like "shut up and take my 1 vigor"
>invade as Frieren cosplayer>meteorite of Astel>twin moons>comet azur>ranni moon>more meteorites>loretta's greatbow>triple killThis shit is fun as fuck.
>>487552062>>487552740Just admit Sicilians are white and this can all be over>>487552921I love this, the game has a hatecrime faction that exists to ethnically cringe the o*en
>>487553137Try that in the arena, dweeb
>>487552890hey stupid faggot even gavel of haima gets hyper armour, meanwile the moons of renalla are even slower and probably have less range. Stop being a contrarian faggot for the sake of wasting post count
>>487553010See the easiest way to get answers on 4chan is to make a blatantly false statement and wait for people to correct you and call you retarded.
Alan?
>Ranni made the daggers which killed Godwyn>Melina has similar moveset to Black Knife Assassins>both of them know about Torrent>reaching but her mark kinda reminds Ranni's rune of deathThey worked together since the Night of Black Knives, didn't they?
>>487553137>>invade as Frieren cosplayerBreak your router and contain your cancer.
>>487553183>arenaTry a real fighting game, nerd.
>>487553042Those who live in death aren't like the undead you play as in dark souls. They call her ending the cuck ending not the simp ending because she wants to get pregnant by godwyn and have you raise the child.
>>487553229Melina may as well not be in the fucking game there's so little about her
>>487553249You sound like someone who levels past 125 Which means I am too good to talk to you
>>487553189Use that instead of the bad one then lol
wow this game is hardhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNQxV0l2hV4
>>487553441Imagine levelling past 120.120 is the peak for traditional reasons.
>>487549342Begone with this semen-demon.
>>487553229Not likely, melina has little agency beyond doing marika's bidding. If melina had something to do with the black knives then marika herself did too the black knives themselves are numen like marika and have some other connection to her.
>>487552401What?You'd just use the one you have more investment in. Use bargain bin comet azur for int, and the flame sweep for faith.If you have both int and faith investment, the magic one got nerfed anyway so the flame one does more damage in a single hit even if you're specced for magic damage (like with the magic scorpion charm) than the comet azur at home does if all hits connect.
>>487553441>125 discord troon>>487553571>They're 120 overleveler80 is the ideal pvp level.
>>487553475>post-End game DLC remembrance boss reward should be worse than an early game spell you get before any bossesI accept your concession, gayboy
>>487553682>4x higher than the apex alpha male pvp levelanything above 20 and you wasted your time
Level 300 chads rise up.
>>487553586Might be worth looking into whether there are any traces of Melina or the assassins in the Land of Shadow. The assassins were thought to have come from abroad, and the LoS is the only other place that can be investigated.
>>487553767*easily stuns you out of your bad moveset*
120 is the best level and only vets know why
>>487553882125 was the funniest
NEW THREAD>>487553927>>487553927>>487553927>>487553927
>>487552650The greater will absolutely is an outer god. Like the clear implication in the game is that the greater will is just the entity that CURRENTLY has control of the lands between, which is why its so much more present in everything. But other gods have design on things. The only difference is they're called "outer gods" because to the people of the game world, that's what they are.The Greater Will wasn't a thing early on in the world's history; the crucible was there before the GW. In fact, they grew the erdtree on top of it. You also have the eternal world eating serpent thing, though I don't know if that's a god so much as just some incredibly powerful entity.Before the GW, horns were seen as a sign of godliness and were praised. The reason why omens are hated nowadays is precisely because they harken back to the time before the GW.
>>487553951>making a thread early and hijacking the OP with cuck pornwhat a disgracesomeone make a real thread
>>487553365those people are illiterate because she tells you part of your "hugs" creates the "baby" too, and im not really interested in arguing about this when 70% of the playerbase are ranni simps, whomst is far worse of a choice but they ignore ALL of her dialogue and justify it because "best ending" >undead aren't undeada skeletons a skeleton. the only difference in elden ring is even the living are hollowing, or still resurrecting due to the removal of death from the ring as sentient flesh blobs in jars or other horrific stuff.>>487553882>make good build>get backstabbed in the front and oneshot anywayah good times>new threadfor fuck sake why did I bother typing all this shit.
>>487553951i want all gachafaggots off my /erg/
>>487553952all know cultures have references to the elden ring and GW is a source of ER.You have no proof for crucible being older than GW or GW being an outer god
>>487554013>cuck pornHow do you even fucking know?
>>487554013>>487554118Fuck off, I did it because I think it's funny.
>>487554450well it's not and you should kill yourself
>>487553365How does godwyn getting Fia pregnant grant him the superdeath that was denied him? Actually, what does Fia's rune even do?
Why do some hosts just spam weapon arts for every enemy? It’s fucking weird
>>487551141Yeah. Anything with innate Arcane scaling typically benefit from going Arcane first for a number of reasons. As for Occult infusions, besides increasing native status scaling (just Poison and Bleed in practice), it's useful to allow you to use non-bleed weapons without heavy investment into another stat in case statuses aren't going to cut it.
>>487515074I added close from all the game items to my save and never got busted, just disable EAC when you use CE
one last hurrah for elden ring
