Unsportsmanlike Conduct Edition>NewsSummer Update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=223066New Community MvM tour (ends tomorrow): https://oo.potato.tfThe 7th Comic is getting worked on: https://x.com/Wolpaw/status/1811057658004222125>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>487465112
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
COWER FOOLSMERASMUS IS HERE
Reminder that the enforcer pierces the wrangler shield
>>487582027Zhanna model looks off. She's supposed to be built like a strong tall woman, not a fridge
>>487582131
>>487582208but not the resistance sentries have vs bullets
*tsshk*Bwuffed.
angels and God creating meangels: ok ok he's gonna be too fucking autistic to socialize he will be weak and stupid and hmmm anything else?God: make him unable to do trickstabs or be good at video games
>trickstabs*presses S in your way*
>>487582861>what the fuuUUUUUUCK THIS IS SO STUUPIIIIIIIIIIIIID
>>487582208spy has a sapper. useless.
>>48758286141%
>>487584665Bwuffed.
>medic starts healing me>stops healing immediately>misses crossbow>continues normal healing
>>487584636killing cocky maxed niglanders with this little guy feels so good
3 NIGASON CART
>>487585019it does give me immense pleasure
>>487583653The real question is whether you're a failure as a whole.
>>487585421yes
>>487585158SHUT UP TRANNY YOU DO NOT BELONG HERE FUCKING KILL YOURSELF FOR REAL
>>487585885Then the next question is whether your suicide will come before or after the Heavy Update.
>>487586097trick question - heavy update isn't coming
>>487586202But is Heavy coming?
>>487585158Fucking stop newfag.
IM CUMMING FOR YOU
>>487585158>>487586360Imagine spamming this unfunny shit for 3 YEARS NONSTOP and nobody pays attention to your stupid shit. Truly sad.
>>487585158I love you.
>>487585010the fuck is he supposed to do? give up?
>>487585158Based ritual poster
>>487586360SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES SKIBIDI DABUDI DIIB DIIB, SKIBIDI DOP DOP DOP YES YES
>>487586737Kill bind or use the Nice Shot command
>>487582131This is depressing. 4 years and you're still a nolife faggot spamming the same unfunny "haha underage anime girl eating sandvich :3 so funny am i right my fellow redditors?"
the day avatarfags die is the day tf2g dies
>>487587090why did you point out she's underage?
>>487587165Because that's the reason these pedos jack off to her. That's why they force these "memes" down our throats, to let us all know that they're pedophiles.
the day ritualposters die is the day tf2g dies
MTC
>>487587324that sounds like projection a lot of anime takes place in high schools because high school is supposed to be fun. i'd hardly call someone who wants to be in high school again a pedophile
>>487587446No, I've seen too many of these types of people and I know what I'm talking about. Also the picture has nothing to really do with high school, it's about that little girl. I know the anime is about high school but that's not the point.
>>487587446blud thinks hes super senior gojo
>>487588769again, i don't think a high schooler constitutes for a "little" girlit sounds to me you just hate anime (acceptable) and are trying to find a moral reason for hating it (leftist twitterfag behavior) instead of just hating it
>>487587324anime websitpedo board and thread
>>487490526Maybe it could start the spy at 140 health and restore 70 health on melee kills, but it could nerf the spy’s ability to heal from health packs, medics, or dispensers.
>Saint floyd tried to warn you guys...
I'm casting spells rn
NEW WRATH2501 KINOhttps://youtu.be/qo4DgD6CzXM?t=412
>>487587090getting mad about it is way worse tbf
>>487589393switch marisa with yukari then it's correct
anyone else too busy snooze maxing to play tf2?
>>487590078I'm not mad, are you projecting?
>>487585158best post in the entire general
>>487587446It is projection. I wouldn't be surprised if jewishgroomer was behind these anti-ritual posts, he's mad that he will never take off>inb4 he immediately shows up
>>487590078don't argue with that guy he's an autistic sperg who writes paragraphs if you trigger him off anything
>>487590708Kys tranny
Would have been cool if along with the AWP for the CSGO promo, there was also a Desert Eagle as an Ambassador reskin
>>487582193https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/6/6c/Soldier_item_birdhead_round_start05.wav
I wish Robot parts from other tours.I wish Robot parts dropped from doing boot camp.>MFW i basically got a page full of killstreak kits and tons of parts, but not the fucking furnace
>unboxed this like 12 years ago>it's been sitting in my inventory ever sinceif they ever added a strange dragon's fury (never ever), would it theoretically be compatible with it?
>>487585158kill youself!!
Heavy should have a peanut butter and jelly sandvich that causes your miniguns to eject peanut shells instead of bullet shells. You can pick up the peanut shells to heal a small amount of health.
>>487592946I agree with this idea, but I'm not sure why.
I love sniping on Megaton!
>>487592039dragons furys range is too short for you to consistently get airshots withput this on a rocket launcher (best ondirect hit), reserve shooter, or any sniper rifle you use
>I know what I'm talking about.lol
>>487585158based /tf2g/ culture knower making the 41% squad mad as fuck
>>487593475>pedophile is too scared to respondLol.
harvey the weapons guy
>Everyone I don't like is a pedophileHe knows what he's talking about, guys.
there's nothing wrong with pedophilia anyway
>>487593785this made me laugh
>>487593896You guys do the same with VenusianRapper."he's a pedo because he's transphobic and I don't like him!!!">>487593601Ironic of you to call others troons.
>>487593601>/tf2g/ culture even though the spam began in 2021Shut up newfag.
oh it's the same retard who thinks people don't use direct reply in this general because they're "scared"enjoy ur summer lil bro
>>487594545You're just proving my point, you're too scared to use the reply feature lmao
>>487592039I bought one for my Reserve Shooter.
dead gamedead general
>>487592039yes. but you should put this on a weapon that's actually hard to airshot with so it's not just a pointless number
Me selecting pyro because there are too many spies.
>banned pedophile cheater rapist wakes up>starts spamming about himself and malding about anime
Team Fortress could work fine as a gag manga in Weekly Shounen Jump
Was a workaround ever found for this shit (low quality warpaint textures on world models)?https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Source-1-Games/issues/3930
>>487596275airshots counter belongs on rl or grenade launcher>>487596413pick scout instead and outrun them
>>487596413me equipping the dds because there is 1 (one) pyro using the scorch shot
>>487582027>>487543046based zhanna deliverer
>>487594545>i wont reply because... its like giving them a heckin updoot on my favorite site, reddit
>>487596545isn't that a viewmodel? isnt that because you downloaded some compfag .cfg that turns your textures into oatmeal for fps?
>>487596545yeah, the "texture quality setting" workaround, look it up sometime
>>487597006nope>>487597124it's on very high and i've got mat_picmip set to -10
>>487596439>everyone I dislike is a banned pedophile cheater rapistMeds. Take them.
medic booba - summer edition
>>487597478>tfw no medic bf
>>487596439Are you okay?
>>487582027Holy shit you deliveredbased and paulingzhannapilled
>konata avatarfag posts as usual>suddenly 5 anons say its a "newfag"projection much? or is it samefaggotry posted by raid schizo anon
>>487597958We know it happens in every thread, doesn't make it any less unfunny. And it is a newfag, the konata avatarfag started in 2021
>>487597958have you noticed the lunaniggers return?yeah, pure coincidence
i played almost exclusively DH soldier today, results were good, easily one of tf2s best sidegrades unironically, the removal of splash dmg in favor of more power is fucking awesome, and I genuinely dont know why this weapon is nowhere near as used as it should be
TNDTotal Noob DeathStop forcing me to carry you shittersHate getting noob retards on my teams in casual>inb4 “it’s just le game!!!”
>>487598293it's just le game!!!
>>487598268Konata has been tf2g for longer than you have been alive
>>487598293maybe competitive is more your thing
>>487598268then just ignore it instead of raging like a fucking lunatic>>487598272I actually didn't even realise, i saw one post and i thought it was just the one but i didnt check anything after that
>>487598293>join on the team thats stomping >dont feel anything and get bored>join on the team thats being stomped>incredibly frustrated at how hard we got pushed by the time we lose>this happens 90% of the time for some reasonthe limitations of matches now being 1-2 rounds at a time and loss of team scramble is THE WORST FUCKING THING that has ever happened to tf2.
>>487598523I wasn't born in 2021.>>487598673I'm not raging, are you projecting? That was literally my first post on the matter
>>487598859yeah sure luna#trans fuck off the board
>>487598940Lol imagine calling others trannies when you're a Zesty Jesus watcher. Shut up fag.
>>487596882it wasnt me thought but i'm so fucking happy someone else did it...i was actually watching some youtube and didn't notice that thread reached limit lmao
>>487599058i don't even watch him lmaoe-celeb garbage doesn't belong here
>>487599058where in any of his posts did he imply he watches zesty jesus?
I'm not a Zesty Jesus watcher, are you projecting?
>>487598740seriously though what is causing the system to place the more experienced/higher ranked players to one side and vice versa?, why is this one-sided matchmaking unique to tf2 in particular?, I play CS a lot and the matchmaking there is nowhere near as bullshit and the distribution of skill actually feels more even
Yeah bro he's PROJECTING!!!!!!!!!!!
Is there any reason why so few people submit new weapons to the Workshop anymore? And is there also any reason why those who do typically leave their weapons’ stats up for discussion instead of coming up with them themselves?
holy fuck scout is such a great classpicked him back up after a week of nothing but soldier and its like injecting a stimulant
kill zesty jesus
>>487584636
>>487599389anon you may have not noticed that the last weapon we got was 7 years ago
how is this site used again sisters? im just here to purge all the neonazis but idk how to reply teehee :3
>>487599362Because 6 good players can queue with eachother. 6 players is half (or if the server isn't full, more) of the team so it makes a huge impact if even one party is grouped together
>>487599389valve hasnt added new unlockables since JI in 2017.Go and connect the dots.
>>487599389Valve doesn't add new weapons anymore. Valve determines the stats anyway so it's not like what the creator thinks actually matters
>>487599362because in cs you're always playing as the same 100hp 100armor guy with access to the same weapons fighting five guys that have the same stats, while in tf2 there's 9 different classes and a 100 different weapons and you're going against 0-12 players that have these same options
>>487599650JIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJIJI
>>487599524But if Valve is convinced enough to add in new weapons because of their looks or stats, then it could be beneficial to the game. We’ve already been promised a second Heavy Update and I think the spy needs new weapons anyway, so I thought a potential way of doing this would be through a community-created Heavy v. Spy update.
>>487599389>>487599425i can't read sorry
>>487599804>We’ve already been promised a second Heavy Updatelol>community-created Heavy v. Spy updatethankfully you don't work at valve
>>487599804community-created updates now a days suck ASS they only advertise the shitty maps, cosmetics and taunts never the weapons damn fucking porium
>>487599694
>complaining about ritualposters when triptrannies have free rein to shit on the thread
>>487599612I dont even think thats the case, I live in east asia, where tf2 has a much smaller playerbase compared to north america and europe, and i tend to re-encounter the same good players at certain times with completely different teams, meaning they were just solo queueing and happened to team up with several other good players to go and roll the opposing side
Demoman should have a new shield called the Stealth Airfoil which makes him invisible while charging while airborne. It's a big black control surface from a stealth airplane, granting no damage resistances and only providing a minicrit boost (like the Tide Turner) but it would give you full turning control while charging.The only purpose of this is to get past Sentry Guns if you're good at trimping.
>>487600457MEGUMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
>>487600457Ewwwwwwwwwwww delete that picture
>>487600457disgusting porn addict
Judging by how the tf2 community "balances" weapons (meaning: literally 90% of the time being objectively better than any other weapon of its slot and class with some underwhelming downside), I dont think I want more new weapons
>>487600160How about both are bad
>>487600080Then how come we got at least some of the Tropic Crisis and Invasion content?
>>487600771>objectively better than any other weapon of its slot and class with some underwhelming downsidethat's how valve balances weapons half the timeand the other half is the inverse
>>487600457REDDITOR HAS BEEN DETECTED POSTING LOLI PORN IN /TF2G/.
>>487600457dude we already have an item for if you want to go and fly around the map as demoman:The Sticky Jumper.
>>487600457literally just play spy.
give demo a glock
>>487600828how about you kill yourself
>>487601385give me an anime girlfrield
>>487601385based tittymonster poster
>>487600882im guessing that eric smith chooses cosmetics that are usually highly rated/have good ratings he probably didnt even know there was weapons made with the tropic crisis community-update
>>487601385Can I grab it?
>>487600882are you really comparing slopic crisis and invasion?
>>487600828>1 post per thread is comparable to attentionwhoring until the bumplimitretard
>>487600771trvst me bro I CAN DO IT I CAN FIX ANY WEAPON YOU CAN NAME
me and who
>>487601008>>487601092The item should also minicrit-boost your primary weapon as long as you are airborne and charging so you can transform Demoman into a stealth bomber.
is there any hud that's just the default one with health and ammo centered around the crosshair?
>>487602432fix the sandman & gas passer
>>487599467have you guys gotten PHLOGGED.COM?, I mean when some random ass fully critted phlog pyro will suddenly pop up around the corner and kill you in 2 secondsits the closest thing to a jumpscare you can experience with this game
>>487602064that's her pudding bro
>>487602813make the gas passer spawn a ghostly pyro summon made out of concentrated gasoline fumes
>>487599804>But if Valve is convinced enough to add in new weapons because of their looks or stats, then it could be beneficial to the game.You must be 18 years or older to use this website>>487600321Or their friends went to bed and they're still up
>>487602649this sounds like a way more powerful version of a market garden, but that shovel gets hampered by the fact that its a melee and can kill one hit a guy with it at a timeif someone gets good at trimping, he's practically unstoppable.what are the downsides to using this proposed shield?
>>487603498>what are the downsides to using this proposed shield?you're unable to use the second strongest weapon in the game
>>487601385>Breast veins>BLUE THUNDERBOLTSYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
what's objectively the worst weapon?
>>487603949Pass Gaser
Just me or is the nose candy all fucked up and flickering
>>487603498Trimping requires a special surface to charge into, it's not like rocket-jumping that can be performed anywhere. You also naturally lose your charging state if your velocity drops too low. The downside would be losing your Stickybomb Launcher.
>>487604067bro?it combos with the neon annihilator nowthe weapon is literally god tier
>>487602813>Gas Passerwait, hear me out, what pyro can turn it to a small area of fire by inflaming it by his or his team before it puffs out in like 10 seconds?, its kind of like an area of denial thing, I still think it can only be used when the pyro has dealt enough dmg like how it is right nowyes its literally a molotov by another name shut up
>>487603949Probably the Eviction Notice if we consider design. It got turned into a weird budget GRU for no reason.
>>487604245it litchurly isn't
>>487602813>sandmanmany options1. full revert to pre jungle inferno state, when it would put you in humiliation2. ball marks hit target for death for 4-8 seconds depending on distance, ball has to travel a minimum of 256 units to apply this effect (this might make the fan o war near useless)3. same mark for death concept, but now cleaver the deals crits instead of mini crits. the sandman cleaver combo returns. this way the sandman is useful on its own while also being useful when paired with the cleaver. might make the fan o war more useful since that would combo with cleaver too, and thats neat4. keep it as it is, and make the cleaver deal crits against slowed targets. the sandman cleaver combo returns but the sandman is useless on its own>gas passereveryone suggests a on-hit explosion, like in mvm but weaker, but i think thats lame and also not very good. maybe you could make it work by making it deal percentage based explosion damage? because a high flat value would be cancer for light classes while a low flat value would do nothing against the power classesim personally leaning towards replacing the gas cloud with a molotov-like fire aoe of the same size that lasts for 6 seconds and deals a threatening amount of damage. not so much that itd be impossible to walk through it, but not so little that youd straight up ignore it. 42 dps seems fine considering it would take most classes 1-2 seconds to cross the flames, plus itd deal afterburn too (4 seconds seems like a fair duration).some may argue that this aoe would be super duper strong or whatever, but the recent gas passer "buff" has made its use far more common, and at least from what ive seen, its not a very big aoe (roughly seems to be 256 x 256 units), and itd pretty easy to avoid, so a valley of flames the same size wouldnt be so problematic.
>>487603949probably is gas when you're giving up an actual secondary for a low-use effect that takes too long to charge
If you thought Enforcer: It is shit, but it can double-tap a razorback sniper so it's not completely useless
>match lasted for 30 minutes already, 1:1, stalemates>about to lose>manage to backcap mid with a medic>someone backcaps last>we winthose moments are the best thing about cp_stalematehouse and it's why i keep going back to it
>>487603949The Righteous Bison
What is the purpose of Cozy Camper?
>>487602813the sandman is an interesting case though, nobody like stun mechanics in a movement-based fps, but nerfing it just kinda defeats the whole point of using the sandman, which is the state its in now
>>487603949razorbackits literally just a slot usage, if you main spy and are somewhat good at it, you know you can just get the kill either way, it literally can be destroyed and snipers wont have a chance to protect for a second time the enemy spy backstabs unless quickscope or pure melee random crit, since hitboxes are crazy
>>487605164>worst weapon in the game>hat to be nerfed
Ok, let's switch it up a bit.what's objectively the BEST weapon?
>>487601385Macarons are always disappointing every time I have them
>>487605413stock rocket launcher
>>487604985i propose solutions in>>487604562
>>487603949sun on a stick
>>487605413Diamondback, retardedly strong upgrade
>>487582131ENOUGH !
>>487604103>>487603720pipes + tide turner is just as good as full stock demo, I can say that with experience, replacing the insane potential power of the stickies for more movement and survivability is a good enough trade-off since pills are also insanely good too on its own
>>487605413kunai
>>487605704But you have to aim pipes
>>487600771>I dont think I want more new weaponsBut I do.What I really want is more different types of weapons. Stuff like the Huntsman, dragon's fury, Force-a-nature, shields or the Pomson/Bison (but not shit). Remove the Tomislav and give heavy an LMG with no wind up but significantly lower DPS than a minigun.Anti-tank rifle for Soldier (or heavy).Clusterbomb launcher for Demo.Lever action rifle for engineer.Crossbow for sniper.Automatic pistol for Spy.
>>487605413the best unlockables in this game aresandvichcrusaders crossbowgunboatseyelanderbazaar bargainkunaimad milkatomizerwranglerrescue rangerjag
jag is fucking stupid and shouldn't crit
>>487604262>>487604562tf2 doesn't have area denial grenades for a reason>>487604845it says in the description and the name>>487605413sniper rifleit can 1-shot any class at any range with minimal skill ceiling
>>487605938I would take out the atomizer and the jagbut I would agree with the rest
>>487605502your proposal for sandman sounds incredibly fucking busted, which is why i propose the downside being to get scouts HP down to 100 like Big Earner spies, you're trading the insane power to become even more squishy, remember that we are still talking about a sidegrade mind you
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Neck-snap pyros. Don't reply to pyro posters. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Starve pyros. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
I haven't gotten a single Summer 2024 Case drop in all this time.
>>487605413Medigun. I know it's not a satisfying answer but it's true. Medic is the best class in the game. The team with a medic will basically automatically win from a team without a medic. Otherwise it's probably the stock rocket launcher or the stock sticky launcher.The biggest in slot upgrade is the crossbow. It's so much better than the syringe guns it's not even funny. Even in the damage department the crossbow beats the syringes.
>>487606068the gunslinger isnt really as good as regular engineer because a defensive engineer is so strong compared to an offensive one, the southern hospitality is eh, stock is alright, running the eureka effect full time is a bit of a waste, so we are left with the jag as the best onethe atomizer gives you a triple jump for free without having to sacrifice your secondary damage by equipping the winger, the wrap assassin in comparison is so doodoo, its only used because it fills the void sandman left
>>487606060>tf2 doesn't have area denial grenades for a reasonthe difference this time is it cannot be spammed like how it was in the days of QuakeTF and TFC, the only way pyro can get access to do damage, making it one-at-a-time weapon
Split crossbow into damage crossbow and healing crossbow like they did with equalizer
>>487606231buy one for 5cents
>>4876054131. A Medi Gun of your choice(gap)2. The Stickybomb Launcher3. A grenade launcher of your choice4. A rocket launcher of your choice5. A sniper rifle of your choice6. The Scattergun7. The Crusader's Crossbowetc
>>487605689>>487582131We need more K-on references in TF2. We already have the Electric Twanger, which is a Les Paul guitar and a reference to "Gita" the Les Paul Yui Hirasawa plays. Although we should have more like maybe the school uniforms they wear.
>>487606195>the fuck pyros copyposter didn't respond last timebros...I think he died...
Mini-Kritzkrieg>Builds Ubercharge 2x faster (compared to Kritzkrieg, not to Medi Gun)>Ubercharge: Grants target mini-crits for 6 seconds
>>487606562keep your yuritrannySHIT out of my cartoony shooter game you fucking trannoid KILL YOURSELF, you're literally in the same tier as those MLP and furry faggots that inserted their shit into this game already
>>487606562Actually what we need is you to KILL yourself, faggot.
>>487606562>we need references to a cartoon show that stopped airing 15 years agoNot really.
>>487606060>tf2 doesnt have area denial grenades for a reasontf2 doesnt have grenades because that shit was being spammed and also overcomplicated the charactersas for area denial, stickies exist and are by definition area denial grenades, spam in general is area denial. heavy, sniper and engineer are pure area denial for as long as they exist, and uber can be used in any way with almost no counterplay. honestly i dont see what would be so problematic about a molotov, other than it maybe dealing a lot of damage (42) immediately when thrown, but then again soldier pulls similar damage by shooting the floor and he can do that repeatedly
>>487606893>implying Beavis & Butthead cosmetics wouldn't make the game better
>>487599578average venusianrapper hater
>>487606562oh my god young man, KILL YOURSELF!
krampus is a furfag map
>>487606675this is just a better single-target buff banner, if this ever gets added into the game, expect all the pocket meds to use this with their soldier and demo partners to rampage pubs even harder than everdecrease the healing rate and overheal limit to balance this out
Surprised more people don't run Direct Hit + Buff Banner>lose fall-off, drop niggas from a mile awayI don't know if it's good but it definitely is funny
>>487606195>>487553612Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off a pyro's bra. ERP with pyro posters. Cum inside filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros in shibari bondage. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Feed pyros your semen. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.>>487606603No, I was asleep. Kill pyros poster did it at 4 am last time.
>>487607315because I either want gunboats to decrease rocket jump dmg or shotgun to deal with the pyros and finish off enemiesalso im a retard who tends to divebomb into the enemy, kill at least one guy and then die immediately, I tend to not survive for very long when playing soldier
I can see spy's shadow
>>487582265Yeah I've always hated that the only model we have is scuffed and fridge-like when Zhanna was always shown to be curvy as fuck.
>>487606434>>487606963slippery slopestickies are not area denial grenades btw they need player input and line of sightan area denial grenade would like a fire and forgot nade that has no player input after being thrown that locks down a chokeit's like a sentry you can throw from around the corner with no way to get rid of it
>>487586360mad troon
check your stats, what is your least played class and why do you think is that?>Heavy>Too slow for me (I play scout a lot)>practically has no class-specific skill to improve with compared to basically other class>Way too vulnerable to the fucking spies and snipersthe only times I recall playing him is when the match starts getting really desperate and the enemy team is right or near spawn
3 niggers on cart3 niggers on cart
>>487607736...a sentry that lasts for 6 seconds and then needs a good 40 more seconds to deploy if the pyros playing well without his secondary, which is difficult>also implying that stickyspam or spam in general requires anything more than pressing m1 into a choke you know is populated
>>487608286my least played is sniper hes boring to play
We Updatin
>>487608286medic, playing in pubs is essentially just a slot machine to see whether or not you have good teammates and i contribute more just by getting kills than trying to prop up noobsvery fun to play with friends but they dont play power classes
>>487608384and i also completely overlooked the fact that the analogy doesnt work because sentries are ranged hitscan while this hypothetical gas-can molotov is a stationary molotov thats more for making a group of enemies temporarily retreat to buy your team time and retake, than for destroying the entire choke
https://www.teamfortress.com/?tab=updates>Fixed an incorrect team-colored material in the BLU base for real this timekino game is saved
>>487608716damn they thinned down the overly bulky cosmetics apparently, good shit
>>487607736>before it puffs out in like 10 seconds?don't worry this is not permanent, also forgot to mention, im taking out the overtime charging to making only require 400 dmg in a single life to fill it up
>Updated the Justice Johns cosmetic item. Slimmed down the legs and raised socks cuffs to reduce overall thickness of the legs >Updated the Pathfinder cosmetic item. Slimmed down the arms slightly. Adjusted shoulder and armpit rigging to reduce stretching of the vest SOMEONE CHECK
>>487608716N.. No!!! They can't keep updating the game!!? Where is the Summer bot invasion, like I said?!?
>>487608384>>487608636>>487608896don't careslippery slope>>487608984bet they left the secret troon propaganda in
>>487608716>still cant stand on the tiny shacks in front of the battlements to bully snipers like you can on doublefrostcome on dude why. doublecross is one of the few maps sniper legitimately gets to shut down, just let me have this
new update just droppedwaiting for shounic to report me the changes
>>487609164>slippery slopewhat do you mean slippery slope, there is no slope and if there was it wouldnt be slippery
chat is this realare they really banning us racers? has tf2 become woke?https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3292523959
>>487609091okay but for real the hosters will likely come back in september at the earliest, thats probably when whatever money valve can still siphon from this game will dry up and they dont need to care again until halloweenuntil then, im enjoying this bot-free casual as much as I can for now
>>487608324theres no anime character how am i suppose to laugh at this
>>487609645tf2 is healingfuck them cheating trannies
#487609645stop reposting this shit every thread you baiting retard
>>487609645BULLSHIT ive reported a dozen blatant and closet cheaters both ingame and on their profile, while they were in the server. no notifications. what the fuck.
>>487607828says the troon who jacks off to loli porn. How many kids have you groomed so far in your discord server?
i never had the need to say racist shit on a video game ever, i never got that angry, just have some self-control you goddamn spastics, it shouldn't be that hard
can they really do it? to fix that awful set?
>Updated ctf_applejack>Fixed Ol'Betsy (Thanks Aar!)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zEtgRBjEZp0
>>487609896are you blind are you a dumb ass?
>>487608574this applies for the other "support" class engi too, I never liked playing as those two, they feel like the background characters to a match, sitting on the sidelines to help their team but nothing more than that
>>487609645I'm still not banned so no
>>487610538not that bad
check if they removed the fag flags
>Didn't update the Desk Engineer to remove tranny flags
I don't know if loadout.tf is updated yet
i genuinely feel bad when i random crit some guy that i immediately killbind out of shame, anyone else do this too?
>Brought some stairs>Added more chickens>Fixed Ol'Betsythe "Removed Herobrine" shti is dead and buried, when are they going to stop with the quirky tranny shit, it's not funny
>>487610538still bad but not as bad
>>487610538That is a hell of a lot better, why didn't they just do this before?
>>487605413on it's own, stickybomb launcher
>>487610769im not sure if they were even aware of that
eric smith has been brainwashed by trannys...
>>487611023too slow in my opinion and you're practically defenseless when the enemy is in a close enough range where you can no longer activate stickies in time
>>487610353You don't need to be angry to have a little fun calling someone a bucktoothed negroid or a zipperhead gook>>487610437The hell is old betsy?>>487610470You are pajeet you are street shitter? open bob show vegene>>487610870The stairs were missing on blue side though
>>487611267with proper awareness and usage you can control the battlefield so no one gets close enough to fuck with you. you can lay traps if someone tries to get in close, or just plop some by your feet and jump away. very versatile weapon with huge dps capability
>>487610353It's well known autists have no self-control.
>>487611578Speaking from your own experience?
>>487611840Yes
>>487597570What team is he on? Thumbnail is hard to make out
>>487610538Still bad but a bit better
>>487611227The pink cookies were laced with estrogen the entire time…
i wish i had pink cookies
>>487610790you lostagainseethe
>>487610538still looks like shit
Mainly because they wouldn't cash in one of Soldiers checks
>>487613005WTF are you talking about.
>>487610870Stop talking about Minecraft this is /tf2g/
>>487613005how about you cash my nutz in your mouth?
>>487607346>No, I was asleep. Kill pyros poster did it at 4 am last time.Holy fuck you are such a loser, do you not have a life or something?
>>487605413scatter/sniper/kunai
>>487613918Why would you think I don't have a life if I DON'T stay up all night?
did the potato.tf campaign end today, or is today the last day?
>>487616050Today is the last day I think it goes until tonight
>>487616050nevermind it was extended to august 1st
>>487610230nice projection lunashitterwhich pony are u jerking off to?
I sure hope I find a good, normie NA East Heavy main today :')
>>487610538Will they fix atrocious low-poly gloves?
>>487616452If you're looking for a Heavy, try the mirror
>>487617465I see a normie NA East Pyro and Medic main :(
>>487613874
>>487615769You pay attention to people who send these worthless and extremely unfunny copypastas, and you constantly shit up these threads with the copypastas yourself too, so yeah doesn't seem like you have much of a life.
>>487617465Don't give it (you)s.
>>487610810THE CALVES LOOK SO MUCH BETTER
>>487618729I doubt you have any
>>487610790You can't even see it brother why care?
>>487605413huntersman
>>487619217I have principals, rajesh
>>487619428Don't lie to yourself. It's a sin to tell a lie, you know?
>>487619428You're just obsessive over trannies. Admit it.
>2Fort>Granary (5CP)>Well>Dustbowl>Gravel Pit>HydroThese are the six maps that came with tf2 on its launch, what do you think about them in the current year of 2024?
>>487619004fucks your problem
>>487619963all peak sovl to play on, you will always have a good time on them, too bad brother powerhouse couldn't make it until way later
>>487619428principles, not principals, rajesh
>>487619963Hydro: Mixed2Fort: 2Fort out of 2FortWell: I like CTF WellDustbowl: WW1 SimGravel Pit: Never played it
How do I get better at the game? My favorite class is scout but he feels too fast for me to control so I mainly play engineer
>>487619660You're just a tranny, admit it.
>>487621246Great defense, obsessive as usual.
Chuds really thought Eric would remove the lgbt flags GET FUCKED
>>487620708>I mainly play engineerWatch uncle dane's videos
>>487621434Chud aside, you can't even see it without going into the body; why care?
yikes...lots of trannies trooning round these parts...
>sneaking in tranny flags while reddit promises to boycott the shitty case anywaysHow embarrassing!
Oh I see, the "t" in /tf2g/ stands for Trans.
>>487621543I play engineer because I like shotguns and scout is too difficult to play
>>487619963It's honestly pretty funny how few maps that really is. Even in the 1990's, the excepted amount of MP maps for an FPS was probably like 10+, and certain games like Q3 and UT had way more than that (+fan content). I think it kinda shows the fact that TF2 had a rough development, especially considering 3 maps (half) were remakes from HLTF.
>>487621960Uhhhhhhhhhh, can't you see we're talking about trannies right now? Fuck off with this off-topic discussion...
>>487621960Surprised we ain't got this yet for Demo We got sleeping shit for Heavy but not Demo.
>>487622229To me it fits Demo more since he is falling asleep in some of his lines
>>487622229https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Nightcaphttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Lazy_Loungerhttps://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Slumber_Slacks
wow you sure have a lot of servers under your belt, maybe you'd get some more players if you switched some of them to payload or powerhouse or something instead of insisting on garbage gimmicky maps with 10x randomizer
>>487622425DA FUCK? WHAT? IT AIN'T EVEN IN LOADOUT TF? WHAT????
Why is tf2 the only fps with advanced movement still around? Why do people not like movement?
>>487621741correct :3
>>487623036ME WANT SHOOT GUN
WHITE BOY
>>487619963>2Forta classic that never stops being fun for a while and have a chill session of tf2, i like it because of how deathmatch-y it tends to be, promoting one-on-one engagements , its so unlike how team-oriented fights usually are in most other maps>Granary this map surprisingly still works well in modern tf2 play, its the standard 5CP formula, a gamemode that I really like and pretty much has no bad maps, the final CPs are way too open desu>Well this is referring to the 5CP version btw, I'm actually surprised this map has been here since the start, it always looked like it came a few years later because of how detailed this one is, and especially the outdoor section, this one has a lot verticality to it once you're in the buildings you can exploit if you're one of the more mobile classes, I mostly like it.>DustbowlTrash. Spam galore, the chokepoints are way too small and the matches are too defense-biased the first point is capped, so they made every round 20 minutes long, who the fuck played this shit in 12v12 and thought "yeah this a good enough", I know this is a TFC Original but come on>Gravel PitThis map oozes atmospshere of old-school tf2, love it, the out door areas are quite large and expansive, scout is way more effective than usual here and the interconnecting pathways make it easy to flank as him>HydroI played this like once or twice 7 years ago, the round was done from start to finish in like 60 seconds, and never landed on another match on this map ever again, lmao
>>487623036titanfall 2
>>487620708equip the gunslinger and widowmaker and build/upgrade your dispensers and teleporters in aggressive positions right near the front line
>>487623729kinda dead desu ne
>>487616246Who the fuck even is lunashitter, schizo?
>>487622446please I just want more quickplay-style vanilla servers, half of them are not even 25% full most of the timeimo, a lot more people would consider getting in community servers if there are actually less wacky bullshit ones like the ones seen in the pic
>>487621960I know 2 of those hltf remakes are 2fort and dustbowl but what's the third one?
yikes this is problematic
>>487620708here's the thing, every class plays incredibly differently, getting good at one class doesn't necessarily translate all of your skills in another, you're better off sticking to one class and get good at itso you like scout but play engi instead for reasons, go and play battle engie nigga
>>487620708Are you me?
>>487624076the pic is a little disingenuous because i took it at like 12 am (right as i made the post), but i know for a fact that the 2foooort and hightertower and randomizer servers are always empty because i've literally never seen them break 10 players
>>487623036arena shooters like Quake and UT have died off ever since Halo and CS dominated the multiplayer fps genre in the early to mid 2000's, remember that tf2 was being developed WHILE these older games were at their prime, its a miracle tf2 bucked the trend established and thrived for years post-launch despite its gameplay clearly stemming from the arcade-y style of the early FPS's
>>487620708Pretty much comes down to practiceTF2 is one of those games where for whatever reason, you're pretty much a noob until you hit 1k hours. Just play more. If you want to improve your aim, don't play gimmick stuff just go stock and keep fragging until you can do it consistently. Unironically try a CTF map like 2fort where the game won't end and just go around getting as many kills as possible as whatever class
>>487598272>returnI HAVE BEEN HERE THE WHOLE TIME
>>487624793>the 2foooort and hightertowerthese were mildly funny memes from 2018, the joke has run itself dry 6 years ago yet someone is still pay the maintenance to keep them up for some reason
>>487625208nobody asked you to come backkill yourself tranny
>>487625208>Helluva Boss Nah just kidding I don't care what you watch
>>487618234>press ctrl + f to look for the other guy>make one post on tf2g>not even the first post in the thread or right away>go about my day>this causes (you) to seethe and think I don't have a lifeKeep seething. And newsflash, the entire board has ritualposts, it's board culture at this point, so you might as well get used to it bucko
>>487619963>2fortused to be comfy but hightower is my new hoem>granaryall 5 cheese pizza is dogshit>wellbarely played it>dustbowlkino>gravel pitboring>hydrobarely played it
>>487620708Unlike many zoomer games where you're encouraged to pour hours into repetitive aim training or build editing, the only way to truly improve at TF2 is to play the game, which is how games should be. You can improve elements of your gameplay through jump maps - which can actually be fun anyway - or MGE, but there's no replacement for fragging.There's also nothing wrong with playing the game for fun without feeling the need to improve, however if you do want to improve I believe the best way is to simply play the game, identify good players and watch what they do. This method has worked for me and is alot more satisfying and beneficial than watching an overedited video guide on how to play <class> because it encourages you to think about why something works rather than mindlessly following what some guy told you then becoming frustrated when it doesn't.>feels too fast for me to controlScout is a class that very much rewards movement and positioning even moreso than other classes. The simplest tips I can give are-Jump less, because it makes where you will land predictable-Stop moving while you aim and fire. It's much easier to aim when you only have to account for one movement factor rather than two-Don't open fire as soon as you see someone; get close before doing so-Try to fight 1v1s as much as possible and disengage if a situation isn't favourable for you-You have a fast movement speed and a semi automatic weapon; use these to peek corners against hitscan threats like Heavies or a sentry
>>487625310it's really weird, clearly whoever owns them is wealthy enough to run this many, at least try to grab some players with a simple map and name change so that it doesn't feel like you're paying for a shitty joke everyone has moved on from already, maybe one of those days i'll go to the ugc gaming forums to specifically ask what exactly is their thought process
>>487625208wana buy this sticker pack together and you can put demon verosika on your monitor and i'll put human verosika on my monitoroh nvm my current monitor doesnt have any place to put it, iduno where to put it
>>487620708you must fragscout is going to be harder to learn in an uncontrolled setting because people just throw fucking rockets and shit everywhere and if you don't know movement tech you're gonna be toasthonestly just use regular ass soldier with a shotgun and rocket launcher if you want to get the basics down pat and then advance onto other classes
speaking of the ugc forums, look who i found
>>487622446the situation in asia is even worse, since tf2 is not as popular it is in NA or EU all the servers with at least some people playing in it are the following>1 Uncletopia server>A few mvm ones because of that potato community event>Modified mvm servers (either that one weird COD zombies style mode or playingas the robots)>1 vanilla 24/7 hightower (this one is a diamond in the rough btw, just pure vanilla fun)>2 2fort skial servers>a Zombie Escape one>some korean VSH thing idk>there are 5 jump academy servers online for some reason but sureits so over
>>487626625fucking kek
A fucking differential of 60 points. Jesus fuck, please bless me with good people to match my Godliness instead of having to carry these brainless shitters
>>487624013this nigger here>>487625208the one that shits every threadHating ritualposters more than this literal tranny really does say lots about you
>>487626863You're just walking and pressing one (1) key
>>487624109well, which im pretty sure is as old as 2fort
>join a random potato mvm server>only one other guy there>guy who made the missionneat
>>487619963>2fortmeme map but like whatever loli don't think CTF is entirely irredeemably bad and it can be kind of fun even if you are playing it for realsies>granarygenuinely still one of the better maps in the game, really good, like half of control points maps are just directly based on it for a reason>welli don't like it that much, but there's much, much worse in the game added post-launch>gravel pitactually slept on by zoomers it's still actually fun>dustbowlgiga aids, just mindless retarded spam and now after they added short circuit energy blast the blu team also just fucking blinds everyone>hydroit's not good. super narrow chokes and super far back spots for snipers to stand.also badlands isn't technically a launch map (added shortly after launch) but it's still one of the better maps in the game. i really like it>>487626740asiabros really have gotten the short end of the stick. someone should really set up a better server instead of uncle dane's bootleg ass lowes wifi servers for asian players or gigasilly servers>>487624459this is just wrong, skills transfer over pretty heavily between classes.
>>487627448That is pretty neat! Have you ever been on one of those playtesting servers where people play on custom maps?
>>487582027holy shit my giant russian wife and my purple glasses wife in the OP (i saw this while browsing the catalog)i thought you guys were gays
>>487626740WHO THE FUCK PLAYS ZOMBIE ESCAPEHOW IS IT ALWAYS NEAR FULL WITH 64 PLAYERSTHE MODE IS SO FUCKING BAADDDDthis is all because of shit cs server hosters who implemented vip and other bullshit into their servers, making zombie mode a shit experience, and causing the ride of zombie escape which is pure SLOP in ANY GAME ITS IN.zombie mode shouldve remained dark, lighting up the maps was the first sign
>>487627871last 3 threads have had hot women in them, the only gay is the amish anon who was seething about it
>co-owner of kogasatopia is in the opwhy did you fags bring them back
>>487628048What about Super Zombie Fortress which has the L4D Special infected with custom TF2 models?
>>487628140nicei love women
>>487628178kogas isn't in the OP, schizoboth castaway and konata are their own things
>>487619597I'm not>>487619660It's not obsession to not want people who smell like rotting meat around>>487619963>Soul/Soulless, depends on the day>If this is that map they always used to play in comp back in the day, like if it's the one that featured in the STAR_ video where he gets med picks with the market gardener, I really can't say. Comp is soulless but being a goofball and having it work is soulful>Unabridged soul>Same as 2Fort>Severely underrated and I wish I'd see it more often>SOVL OVERLOAD>>487620391It's late c'mon cut me a break please I am NOT pakistani or indian or BROWN
>>487627769haven't before, funny to see a dev when it's live
>>487621960accepted, not excepted
>>487628296super zombie fortress is... okay. its still not very good, around the same level as medic vs engineer for me, and honestly vscript zi is better than both of thoseimagine a zombie mode set in a dark map but the mercs have flashlights modded in... kino, but judging by how scream fortress flashlights work like hl1 and are only visible to the user, there might be limitations.
>>487628343based women enjoyer
>>487623550>WHAT DO YOU MEAN, "YOU PEOPLE"?
>>487628615Expected.
>>487627114Why can't I just hate both of them? I have seen this troon too and made fun of him, but I forgot about it, that's why I didn't know who you were talking about.
>>487625490it's ban evading, it uses the same pics for its persona every timesend it in for avatar or signature use
>>487629404post unusuals
>>487629404>implying
>>487612464trannies: "we want to be left alone"also trannies:
ignore tripfags everyone>>487587324i think you are on the wrong website>>487623036because gamers want new games created explicitly for esports slop and not something with true roots (that actually developed a pretty fun esport on its own)stuff like rocket jumping or rampsliding is too complicated for zoomers who just want to hit the Movement Button
>>487629586what?
>>487619660>OBSESSED! as they enter your house
>>487628048isn't zombie escape where you just barricade yourself in a small room and continuously shoot at the unkillable zombies until you get overwhelmed? how can people enjoy that, let alone to the point where it hogs 64 people away from other servers?
>>487629773look at the thread blindo
>>487629720Shut up faggot pedophile
>>487629773>trannies are malicious>"why do so many hate us??"
>>487630007
>>487629720You're forgetting the first part of Report & Ignore, arguably the most important part.
>>487629052>Why can't I just hate both of them?1 post per thread != a stream of ban evading tripfagging onesYou do you I guess, I just don't get why hate both when one is 10000% more annoying (I like both ratposter and konata)>>487629169>>487629404nigger
>>487630151Why do you jack off to flat chested little girls? That's kinda gay bro.
>>487630076The funny thing is, I'm not even trans; I just know that one bad apple doesn't poison the whole bunch.
>>487630440sure are a lot of bad fucking apples kek
>>487630440Oh my God you are so insufferable, go back to r/tf2 or better yet; kill yourself.
This thread is the most low IQ on all of /vg/
i love luna
>>487630673Daily VenusianRapper Quote:>"We got some low IQ individuals in our team."
>>487630425makes my arms strong
>>487630801Hello KrisToast, how are you pal?
>>487630151>>487629720>>487630801bread is finally good again
got this on my 4th tour
>>487631109stinkie pie's farty cannon
>>487631109Piss Box
>>487631205quick
Anyway, what hat, skin, or taunt do you want in the game? I would ask for weapons, but, uh... I don't think we're going to get those.
>>487631349Lederhosen for MedicBaseball Uniform for ScoutVALVE, VALVE WHY
>>487631205kill your self
>>487629169what the fuck you aim on a trackpadno wonder you have to main heavy
>>487631602oh alright
>>487631598Took the words right out of my mouth
>>487631109>>487631602rolls are always one dude spamming his fetish
>>487630440...yes it does, that's literally the opposite of the saying
>>487631349For being the game known for all of its hats, I'm surprised there's still not a graduation hat (It should have been an achievement hat for finishing the training mode)
>>487631349all-class taunt killyou wind your foot back and deliver a giant kick to asssends foes flying like the sandman taunt>Fore the Hills, man
>>487624076there's tons of vanilla servers. nobody plays them because why would you when casual is a thing?The only way people start playing on vanilla community servers now is if the server browser gets updated
>>487632156I think there is one, but it's locked behind buying some novelty chess set a decade ago>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Grandmasternevermind actually I am a crackhead
>>487631793all me btw
>>487631205not doing that, next 5 gets it
>>487631109>>487633034Dead Tired
>>487632872I think there was one, but it was cut. There are a decent amount of cut hats.
>>487631205>>487631109rerolling
>>487633034killing niggers killing niggers
>>487633634>rerolling when two 5's were already gottennigga
>>487633309 (me)Never mind, there never was one cut.
yeah no I've neglected my promises entirely, I should probably declare visits to family as rest periods instead of "hmm I will work on serber then"updated serber, although that's just expected treadmill work that's easy to dowill return tomorrow, hopefully I can dedicate weekend to cron it up and rearrange/split mapcycle per day of week
>>487633034faggot just use this then>>487631215that was the second winner
>>487633034konata is my wife
>>487633959well that one is almost equally as shit
>>487633034I goon to Applejack(the map and pony)
>>487633034stinkie pie's farty cannon
>>487633034niggy little niggy
>>487633034>>487633634VenusianRapper Won
did big b choose the ctf_applejack map? cause he's said before that applejack was his favorite pony.
>>487582027does anyone have some 3d models for zhannaasking for a friend
>>487633034i am a pedophile brony
>>487634039If you just want to pick a name don't do a roll then faggot
>>487634075zased
>>487634075fuck off, i just wont do any of these then
You know, I thought talking about ponies was not allowed outside of their general, but TF2 and ponies have always kind of been together, so maybe Jannies have this place on a pass.
woa these system messages are getting quirky and real i hope the dev team is doing okay
>>487634342LMAO not even close, even that picture of Jill's avatar gets deleted on sightponyfags are not welcome outside their containment board
>>487633034cunny ToT belly erotic!!!!
@487634302
>NOOO THOSE NAMES ARE CRINGE ILL GET BANNED FROM UNCLETOPIA!!
that demo's a bloody spy
>pick my weapon's name>NO NOT LIKE THAT!!
>>487634138Venusian... this is pathetic.... We all are willing to forgive and forget after your incontestable defeat by the hands of VoroBASED but you need to accept reality first... You lost... but we still are willing to forgive and listen to your raps again after you 1) apologize to those you've abused, 2) stop trying to have sex with children, and 3) stop cheating so blatantly.
>>487634302say hi to the jannies for merolls are against the rules especially if you're a faggot about it
Zesty be like:>NOOOOOOO This doesn't fit TF2's aesthetic!!!
>>487634869How many accidents you think happened there?
Zesty be like:uhm... did you really just kill me in a video game by a class that requires a lot of skill??? NOO IM TOO MUCH OF A SHITTER TO COUNTER YOU SO I NEED VALVE TO BANN YOUR CLASS!!
just name it "stinkie pie's farty cannon" and put a desc saying "i lost a bet" retard
>>487634869>goofy comically large reddit saw that the joker would use to kill batman because... A SMALLER SAW JUST ISN'T REDDIT CHUNGUS WHOLESOME OK?!?it doesn't fit.
>>487633771>>487634240Bye bye
>>487634196there's just the one afaik>>487633034Gut Pain
>>487633034gold box
Zesty be like:>NOO you can't buy that well designed cosmetic for 14 cents dont you know that those 14 cents would have caused valve to work on le heavy update??????????????
This general went from dickriding Zesty to shitting all over him because an drug addict, a zoomer, and a leech didn't invite him to their birthday party
>>487633034I kill niggers sexually
>i-is that a BIG GOOFY JOKE ENEMY>AAAAA I'M GOING INSANE TF2S HUMOR HAS FALLEN
TF2?
>>487635771I have no idea who you're referring to, but all my anti-zesty posts are in jest, I still like him
>>487635848To be fair the whole bread thing was beaten into the ground pretty quickly>Valve makes 1 bread update with a few bread items and that's it>okay now we need a bread skin, bread hats, bread shoes, a bread head crab, a bread map...
>>487634302What were you expecting you dumb nigger? Get the fuck off the site then nobody wants you around
>>487635029This is who these faggots in this thread consider /ourguy/ just because he said "tranny" once. Which, he doesn't even hate trannies, he admitted he has nothing against them. He's just a fucking faggot.
>>487634785good thing i never posted a black box weapon rename roll and instead just pretended to be the guy who did to get (You)swonder where he went
>>487634302just name it benis and call it a day if this post ends in a 3
Zesty looks like evil Jerma
>>487635771In the past he was right about a lot of things (Faceit, Emporium, comp, demanding better from workshoppers, etc.) but now he's always nit-picking the most insignificant thing because he always has to be angry at something and make a big stink about it
>>487636225trolling outside /b/ is also against the rules who am I kidding that one's never enforced
>>487635946
Alright, well... I'm a female... and lately I've really wanted one of the Demomen to completely ruin me... I mean, I want them to stretch me out, lift me up off the ground, treat me like a toy, and just degrade/spank/fill up/etc. A few threads ago, some anon posted his loadout and my dirty thoughts couldn't stop racing. I had to go take a cold shower so I could calm down and heal my team.These thoughts have gotten worse with the Summer 2024 update. It'll only be a matter of time before I start begging random Demomen for plaps..
i think all niggers should starve do death
>>487635972TBF valve released a lengthy (for them) TF2 SFM movie, and then almost nothing came of it in the actual game. Everyone was speculating we'd get a bread monster boss for halloween since this was before the idea of post-valve abandonment really sunk in, and it was only a year or two since we last got a halloween boss. there was definitely some community driven over-correction to cope with this new reality
>>487635771Same happened with venusianrapper :(
I think all black males should have a turn with my wife
>>487636734tits or gtfo
>>487636018you realize he said that so he wouldn't be kicked out of what few circles he was still allowed in, right?
https://www.reddit.com/r/tf2/comments/1e7919j/fem_saxton_hale_is_real_fem_saxton_hale_will_hurt/Isn't this the same bitch that made a big stink about being called FemScout?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNSSu5YjMUkReminder that Demo canonically spiked Pauling's drink at a party, and its implied that he raped her after this voiceline.
>>487637119Sure, maybe, but that's still a pussy move.
>>487637247She's just drunk dummy
>>487637223sex with skymin slash
>>487637314trve, we needed the workshop reviewer to wage the struggle to save our national culture. His abandonment of his sacred aryan duty has nailed the final coffin in our civilization.
>>487637223>woman is a attentionseeker and all complaints from them (especially with appearance) shouldn't be taken seriousshocking news
>>487635953okay, but be careful, youll make transfolx think theyre in good company here
>>487637247demo is a gentlemen and only has sex with women that consentlike medic's wife
>>487585158Thank you ritual poster for always drawing the house
>>487637518Are you slow? Demo is the one who got her drunk, and he's coercing her, specifically while she's drunk, to drink his own drink.>gotta go, Demo asked me to drink beerwhy would he do this when she's already drunk and enjoying her own drink? Why is he pushing his own drink in her face while she's too inebriated to think logically? Its pretty damn simple, obviously Valve isn't going to openly say such a dark topic but the implication is clear, there's no other explanation. Especially when its a literal key point in the comics about how uncomfortable Pauling is when seeing men nude. Everyone else sees soldier's eccentricity as a fact of life except Pauling, and the reason is only explained with the trauma implied in the voiceline.
>>487638850Sex
>>487638454where is it said its his own drink, they're at a beer gardeni know you're being facetious but i dont understand why
>>487638850Tiananmen Square Protestor Remover
>>487638850piss blaster
>>487638850Nigger fryer 3000
>>487638850Hu Tao SEXOOO ToT
>>487638850Wazzup Beijing
>>487638850children children ToT
>>487638850cunnycunnycunnycunnycunny hu tao
>>487638850Uyghurs Remover
>>487638850Final Fantasy XIV
>>487638850konata-chan (my wife)
>>487638850Tranny Jannies have disabled the #3 on 4Chan
>>487638850the dengineer......is dengihere
>>487638850it burns when I pee
>>487638850collapsing chink building 05.webm
>>487638850So are you Chinese or Japanese?
>>487638850Ford Pinto (Konata is my wife ToT)
>>487638850Gook Incinerator 9000
>>487638850For the glory of Winnie the Pooh!
>>487638850Matador de negros chupacabra
>>487638850here's you're 3 faggot
>>487638850Temu Minigun
>>487629556Deleted =/= banned>>487629453id/690061 my inventory is public >>487630317I am NOT black>>487630673I have genius level 140+ IQ>>487630713ME TOO>>487631205Based>>487631624I have a mouse retard>>487638850Kurt kobain's firework launcher
>>487638850Submit to the Three, the Spirits, and Thy Lords.
>>487638850KONATA YOU ARE SO LOVELY TOT
>>487604632It also can delete DR Kunai spies if they're predictable
>>487638850ToT ToT children ToT ToT
>>487638850I love eating shit
>>487639913winrar
>>487639874>I am NOT blackyou are literally my black wife
>>487639913EPIC WIN
>>487639913https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/2/2c/Spy_taunt_rps_win_09.wav
>>487640570Little little girl...you are no match for me!
my only strange knives are a botkiller mk2 and a big earner that has a bunch of stupid strange parts on it like underwater kills, demos killed, medics killedmaybe I'll save up enough for a strange kunai so i can name it Kunata Kunni
>hit someone slightly off center with DF>no damage bonuswhy?
>>487640570just kidding lucky star is gay
>>487640570im a pedophile
>>487640570I lub my wife konata she's..... ToT
>>487640570konata more shitnata lmao
>>487640570I love her futa cock
>>487640570fuda konada benis :DD
>>487640570KONATA MY WIFE I LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU'RE A LOLIHAG <3
>>487640570reroll>>487640675
>>487640570sponrosed by kanota tf
>>487640570for more konata visit 4chan.org/vg/tf2g
>>487640570DM me for 538gb of you-know-what
>>487640570Cunny cunny it's for me, cunny cunny make it free!
>>487640570jk lucky star is shit
>>487640570I AM COMING HOME TO SMASH THAT MCLOLIPUSSY, MY LUCKY STAR
>>487640570pulls out konata's ball hairs one by one with tweezers to make a cool soul patch out of them
>>487640570I'm a pedo only for konata
>>487640671Because everyone was playing Pyro during JI and using his new weapons so obviously the DF was OP and had to be nerfed in Blue Moon
NOOLOSERAR LOSERAR
>>487641049whyalso probably too long
>>487640981Shut up pedo.
>>487641049
>>487640570rerolling >>487641025
>>487641049goddamnit
>>487640570Konata if she killed niggers (she does)
why are both winners related to konata
>>487641450>still fits the length
>>487641814she cute
So when are the tf2bers gonna band together for #BringBackQuickplaySquimJim need not apply
>>487641814forced meme
>>487642048konata was tf2 before you were even a ball hair to be pulled out by tweezers to make a cool soul patch
>>487642048not really but one guy is forcing the futa thing
>>487642161I've been coming to tf2g since before it was on /vg/ and it's absolutely a forced memesorry to break it to you
post pyros
>>487606195this but soldier
>>487606195this but soundsmith
>>487607346this but femsoldier
kill soundsmith
>>487642303both lies
pyros
pootis
/tf2g/ if she real
>>487643121ugly man-thing with fucked up feet and knobby kneesi dub thee Dobby
>>487643121>TrapNot that I care I've fapped to a lot of femboy stuff
>>487642989it's true, I know it's hard for your peanut brain to understandliterally no one on /v/ tf2g was talking about konata and pretending it was tf2 relatedpeople would sometimes talk about mario_kart but no one had this stupid pretense that it somehow made konata on topic until 2014 or so when it started to get forced as a meme (after it was moved to /vg/)>t. oldfag
>>487643435 (me)Well Femboy and Trans porn
>>487643121engineer gaming if xhe real
>>487642553
>>487643121
only thing more pathetic than a newfag is a newfag who larps as an oldfag, they’re really easy to detect because they will make up nonsense like Konata not always being tf2g
>>487643435what's the difference even
only thing more pathetic than a newfag is a newfag who larps as an oldfag, they’re really easy to detect because they will make up nonsense like Konata somehow always being tf2g
>>487643728Sniper: Fuck me mate where is his head....Scout: JUST SHOOT THE MASK YOU RETARD
y'all need TF2 Jesus
cool update.
>>487644416downward odyssey strikes again
>>487640723Bye bye
>>487644064Zesty Jesus?
>>487643834Traps are men who look like women with the intent of deceiving men for sex.Femboys are very feminine men but they merely dress feminine, but not to the point of looking exactly like women.Any other definition you hear is Reddit/Twitter SJW culture-war bullshit.
>>487643818God I wish you could put animated gifs on objectors and have it work ingame.>>487643834A few years ago there was a big controversy on the "Animemes" subreddit with a genderspecial on the moderation team declaring "trap" to be a slur. Since then there has somehow been an internet wide shift to use femboy instead of trap to refer to the same thing. If you want to be pedantic about it, femboy refers to a feminine male while trap refers to a crossdressing male who appears to be a woman.>The word “trap” when used to describe individuals has been controversial since its inception, and even more so in recent years. Broadly speaking, most communities readily consider the term to be a slur. The offensive nature of the word lies in the implication that individuals are trying to trick (“trap”) others and by extension are not valid in how they present their gender. The use and misuse of the term in reference to both characters and people often results in the erasure of trans people and dismissal of their validity.
487625208487629169487629404487639874ywnbaw
>>487643728my pyro loadout is better sry
>>487643121the chuds in here say to my face that tranime isnt real while they fap to shit like this
>visit scrap.tf for the first time in a while>pic relatedhttps://scrap.tf/raffles/OFZR7T
>>487645608these are what the average white boys are going to look like in the next 5 years judging by how feminized theyre getting lately UwU
>>487646179nice honeypot, footrest
>>487646492I'll let you know if I get banned for taking this cuck's unusualfier
>>487646179don't click any links of scrap posted here btw guys, the jew pedos love to post honey pots from time to know
can anyone link me to the thicc fempyro mod?
>>487646606here you go https://gamebanana.com/mods/206151
>>487646601is this some kind of newfag meme? they haven't done that in 10 yearsgeel isn't even there anymore
>>487646056No need to be sorry since you're just being silly. I know my loadout is the greatest. Sculpted by God himself and blessed by Jesus Henry Christ. I make Spies shit their britches and then their bitches flock to me. You can have them since I already have one good girl
>>487646179>not letting your gf fuck others with consent but instead getting cheated on and crying about it on footrest.tflol
>>487646828got something a bit smaller?
>>487646606>>487647121by thicc do you just mean... regular fempyro?https://gamebanana.com/mods/464963
>>487646951no mine is actually better and worth more than yours; i'm genuinely sorry you posted that garbage you posted.
hope the gas passer patch was worth it, chudshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIYjCZZozBQ
>>487647963Keep telling yourself that, little buddy. I will always be the greatest Pyro and Medic in tf2g history
>>487648067Not telling myself that, i'm telling you that.
Damn, it feels good to be the unmatched, undisputed, reigning, defending greatest Pyro to have ever graced these threads
>>487649001get in line retard
>>487646179>he hath returnedi almost feel bad for this guy for how schizo his family seems and how he copes with it by spilling his life story on Jesse's grooming site
>>487650075What is it with kids on footrest identifying as Mario characters and all being like this
>>487650527holy based...
>>487650527she appears to have misplaced her trousers
>>487643503who cares about /v/it was always shit and full of tards, you are living proof
>>487647182i meant one with a slighly bigger butt.And I found it, but it doesn't work with the casual compatible fempyro mod sadly
>>487650512why do kids like this have golden pans in the first place
>>487644416>1280x600get a job
>>487648054the combos look exactly the same before & after this was just an excuse to make a frag video
>>487648054Sketchek if he was even gayer and lamer
>>487582027/tf2g/ Ending Explained
>>487651776>newfag doesn't know everyone in a general from /v/ was forced to move to /vg/Don't answer the phone! The /v/ is coming from inside your own house!
>>487657091we know, zhanna
>>487652568Luck. He actually dropped his but then he literally went to announce to the world "hey I got a golden pan" by making that a raffle too.Of course someone immediately added him and scammed him out of it.
>>487650512>if a moderator askshahahah, fucking beyond retarded faggot, if an authority says so they'll do it
>>487650512>hello sir this is steam rapport you must send me your items for verifications or we will have to ban your account sir please understand me now sir you must do this for me sir or your account will get the ban>OH GOSH OH JEEZ IT'S THE REAL STEAM SUPPORT I BETTER SEND THEM ALL MY ITEMS how are these people so braindeadanyone who gets scammed like this deserves it
>>487658831>>487658950To a kid the worst thing ever is to get in trouble. It's embarrassingly easy to trick a lot of kids into believing you can get them in trouble on Steam, it's why trading is so bubble-wrapped now and they took away the /me command so you can't pretend to be sending console commands
talaash, a tf2 invite GOD
>>487660029>hey its me ur brother>no it's not>yesevery time
>>487595860Your expensive account is dead and most of the inventory can be shared with another people of your kindcmon call me chud, you nigger ape
>>487660029That's funny. Unironically though trying to scam like that even a single time should get you a permanent trade ban. That cockroach probably found someone dumb enough to fall for that shit by now.
>>487595860sad your bots got clapped skid?>bot niggers lost>all bot hosts must now post>still won't change the fact they are on HRT and spent their whole life's savings on a budget fursuit
>>487659902I bought his GE Ze Goggles like a whole decade ago before settling on swapping to a GE Mirror for my PE Beak combo
hey its me ur steam support
>>487661156no it's not
>>487661207please sir
>>487619963all of them stood the test of the time and still are fun to play except 2fort
Why do community made taunts feel the need to overanimate the mercs so often? The Meet the Team videos animation was often incredibly subtle and realistic and exaggerated when necessary. Community taunts animate the mercs like they're made of fucking rubber. Reminds me of the stupid shitty overwatch animations
I went from hating Steel to loving Steel to realizing I hate TF2. The whole putting spawn doors right fucking next to point D is FUCKING RETARDED. But then I realized that's TF2, it's balanced. They want you to play heavy through that gay hallway or something. Then I'm trying to fucking do shit and just keep getting backstabbed. >dude just when 180 randomly when your a fire fight with a soldier and a demo.This game is aids. Quake is better and quake isn't even a good game. A game of fucking pickleball mogs all this autistic nerd shit (a low tier sport).
>>487660684There’s nothing wrong with scamming people out of their items. It is not the fault of mine that the my old scamming trick was enough to convince you to eschew your items
>>487661742good question i have no idea
>>487661742Women with tiktok and Pixar brain (99% of western women under the age of 35) legit move and talk like this IRL.
>>487661742It's unironically zoomers running the workshop scene now, and they grew up with fortnite and overwatch and that's their standard for animation
>Hello sir this is Gabe Newell I need to verify your golden pan to make sure it will be allowed in VAC secured servers otherwise you will receive a game ban how do people STILL fall for these simple scams
>>487661742It's just how all animations ended up turning out to being because of tech limitations no longer existing.Now more isn't always better, because I will always lament how shitty looking Incredibles 2 looks by being too bouncy when the whole point is that it and the prequel are supposed to follow very rigid art deco design.
well in my medical opinion its mental retardation!
>>487582027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01F0ivFiEcg
The past 3 games meds have ignored me. I have an inoffensive pfp and name and am a competent player. I even call for med when I have 30 HP and am on fire and they mockingly call for med back. What the fuck gives? Should I just change my pfp to Joseph Goebbels?
>>487663369pocket meds or just new players
>>487661742i dont know why but this looks like pornam i pornaddicted
>>487635294What do you think Valve would put into a second Heavy Update that can’t be sourced from the community workshop?
>Updated pl_embargo to fix visual glitchesNIGGAS WE FEASTING TONIGHT
Why does everyone in my region just play payload. Anytime I even join a payload match its a roll defending the last point for 30 seconds before they cap. What is wrong with this retarded playerbase that causes such sadistic behaviours?
>>487664406It's where you have the biggest chance of getting a nice long game before the server inevitably switches maps and makes all the players leave.
>>487663797overwatch has a lot of porn and a lot of porn animators mimicked OW's style, and I'm sure blizzard animators make OW porn in their spare time to make a few bucks on the side
>>487659902When has anybody ever said that in their entire fucking life?
B4nny was in my dreams bros...
I'm going to sleep, try not to be too stupid while I'm away. Rember, Konata luvs u
>>487661962brown
>>487667190
>>487667915Or American. (same thing xD) No but seriously this entire country is built on grifting your neighbor to death. Soldier is such a schizo for shilling for this shithole.
>>487649001Lunalux is better though (and it's not particularly close)
>being the best at pyroOh cool you can mash m2 with the flamethrower and your detonator real good! I'm so impressed!
Speaking of the Detonator, why don't they just delete the flare gun and move its attributes to the detonator? Would that not literally be enough to actually make pyro viable? The funny thing is even with that change half the pyro playerbase would still run the scorch shot. So I'm thinking this is totally reasonable and good game design. Gabe I think it's time you hired me on the balancing team.
>>487630440>one bad apple doesn't poison the whole bunch.It does. That's literally what happens to apples when near a rotten apple.
>>487633034Nigger Rape Cannon
>>487660684There is unironically nothing wrong with scamming.
I unboxed an unusual hat. When do the random friend requests stop?
>>487670569when you make your inventory private
>>487670569Fucking explode asshole
>>487670413>There is unironically nothing wrong with scamming.
New glitch going around with the Scottish resistance. Just switch to the Scottish resistance and a massive error sign will follow you
>>487672343How long do you think it will take valve to fix that? Will we have to wait until Halloween?
>>487672189Only retards and browns (which are the same thing) fall for scams. If you get scammed, you deserved it.
Hey can anyone buy this shit from me? I want to buy games
>>487672431What about your grandma?
Anyone got any advice on playing Heavy on koth?
>>487672343your game's broken i get no error sign
>>487671726are you ok anon
>>487673007Don't
>>487673007Most koth maps are good for Shotgun Heavy. If you position yourself near medium health kits you are practically invulnerable.
Soulful new glitch with the Scottish Resistance.It's like actually playing with only 1 good eye.
>>487674308as i said your game is broken
i hope for your sake that config is because your pc is bad and not so you can squeeze out 1 extra fps because you think it gives you an advantage
>you think?
>>487675503the quadro t2000 nshidia gpu and intel cpu in my laptop make the game lag like shit without it so I can be comfy reclined on the couch with it hooked up to the tv and frag
>three cases I've opened in the past year have contained a taunt unusualifier that sold for $50+>can buy keys for every case from this initial investment of $2.50>just pubstomped for 2 hours straight in casual matchmakinglife is good
>>487674308>>487675331potato gaming
dednot big surprise
>>487679334>spent 150 dollars on keys to clear out is cases >mfw just strange hats nothing unusualToday I am the king of retard mountain for not just buying some cheap unusual effect for a spy or demo hat
>>487683965Valve thanks you for your patronage
>>487683965>he kept 150 casesbuddy just delete them, I can guarantee you there will never be another winter 2017 warpaint case scenario because nothing is that good and the turks have inflated the more recent cases to ridiculous numbers (at most the 2023 war paint case might be worth some cents in a decade)
>>487686859>buddy just delete themAre you fucking stupid? He could be swimming in refs right now if he sold it in backpack.tf
These new maps suck.
>>487688778Haven't played them. Been too busy playing 2fort.
2fort sucks
>>487689362Have you been playing nothing but 2fort? That shit is unhealthy for you in the long run.
>>487689815You can't fool me, I know what maps are good.
>>487690374I know how addictive 2fort is and it fucked me up when I try other maps other than 2fort, I can't even kill a single spy in Upward after a year of 2fort-ing.
>playing on anything but 2fortCouldn't be me.
playing your first 500 hours on 2fort is the tf2 equivalent of drinking when pregnant
>roller doors that use wooden textures that blend into the environment and are shared by other static doors>choke points with no ammo boxes on blue side>doorways you can stand on>announcers that don't actually give information like how much time is left in a mission and just exist to yap>halloween gimick moving/destructable health packs>audio clutter out the ass>interiors that are way too fucken dark>gimick cart that doesn't boast the logic to roll backwards when unattended in truck form>custom colour palette for everythingNot a fucking clue how Embargo got added. Too many cooks in the kitchen that wanted to add their own flair for the sake of it.
>>487691215>no ammo packs for blue sideI noticed this a lot too. I don't know how to describe it but that tower at the second point where the cart goes around it. Blue just gets fucked there, there's no ammo or health and the cart is way the fuck down in a death valley so you can't use it to refill. Blues just can't poke or harass red defense without having a dedicated engineer which is just bad map design
>>487691546Applejack is a good map since it references my wife(best little horse btw purplefags need not reply)
pyro is the easiest class in the game
soldier is the easiest class in the game
why are most of the matches I queue to applejack are full of friendlies?
>>487693291it's a ctf map
applejack sucks compared to Ctf_PaulingAnus
Is there a way to edit pl_embargo without making the map fail to compile? I’ve realized that whoever made the map forgot to make the tanks actually fire anything, for example.
>play mvm as heavy>SCOUT IS DEAD>SCOUT IS DEAD>SCOUT IS DEAD>our actual scout never died even oncedoes the heavy just say this shit every time he kills a robot scout of any kind? how do you disable this? i mean at least there seems to be some sort of internal cooldown on the voiceline, but fuck
got my first hackusation ladsapparently spy mains don't know that you can just turn around
>>487695332Why would you turn around coincidentally at the time I'm behind you? Because you're cheating bitch
>>487695185your scouts just suck ass, tell them to buy resistances if they keep dying
>>487695185Mvm is fantastically buggy and like 20% of the upgrades you can buy don't actually do anything and haven't done anything for the past 12 years
>>487696891erm I do that at random intervals like a schizo because spyniggers are always on my ass
>>487697681Sometimes I'll fire at nothing in particular so I look distracted and then whip around to get them as soon as they get drawn out
HELP HOW DO I UNMAIN SPY
>>487696891its called sensing after you get backraped so many times by spies you start to get a feeling of being about to get stabbed when you are in certain conditionsyou should try getting gud with the revolver instead of fakelagging like a nigger
>>487698321Why do you want to unmain spy? Though I’d probably start by choosing sniper instead if you truly want to. They are essentially the same class, with the only difference being how far away they have to be from their targets.
>>487696891retardit's called "gee i havent turned around once in almost five seconds, there's a high chance a spy might be trying to capitalize on this, better check just to be safe from the other class that can suddenly oneshot me!"it's not as deep as you think
Why are comp players so arrogant? Every time I tune in to the 6v6 grand finals they talk about how X player is the best player in the game at a particular class, but with zero regard to top highlander players or god-tier pubstompers. It's like they live in their own little bubble with their self-awarded merits.
>>487699503they are compgroids, they for some reason think comp is the soul of the game despite it being more boring than 2fort 24/7 friendly servers
i hope the 3 VAs that are the oldest live up to at least their own 80s (goodeve, schwartz and lowrie) because i dont think im gonna take well another tf2 va passing, I wasn't there when ricky may passed but im probably going to be 30 where another va dies (hopefully not that soon)passage of time man...
I'm finally home and able to get osmium ordinance started, let's check the server pi->all of the servers with people in them have astronomical ping>1 server with one guy in it where i'd have a ping of 43fuck.
Oldheads remember the profile of that one Valve employee that would sign your profile with a heart if you commented a heart on his profile, and all your friends would be like "damn how did you get a valve guy to comment on your profile"
speaking of osmium ordinance>>487582027>New Community MvM tour (ends tomorrow): https://oo.potato.tfhttps://potato.tf/servers>Osmium Ordinance has been extended to August 1st!don't forget to update the op
>>487702209don't bother the event sucks anyway
>>487582027https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jIYjCZZozBQ>nerf airblast into the ground because solly ground shooters and gimmicknights can't play around it >disguise it as a bug fix>do nothing about the actual flamethrower bugsfucking valve
>>487699503compniggers be like "I'M THE BEST SCOUT IN THE WORLD" but then don't know what the fucking mad milk does
>>487704108>pyro can't mindlessly press m2 anymoreOh no no no
>>487704108ermm actually it was a bug fix so... gg ez based eric smith...
>>487582438
>Comp fags when they're the best at a game that only 50 people take seriously
>>487704108pyroape SEETHE
>>487707423holy fucking basedwhere do I sign
>>487704108>now you can dodge niggerblastHOLY BASED
>>487704108Don't carePyro trannyclassplay demo or soldier
>>487704108Oh no you can't press mouse2 in a random direction and fling someone into the air.fuck off braindead pyro nigger I haven't seen anyone play your shit class that isn't an insufferable retard.
>>487707423the fixtf2 movement should've also included bringing back quickplay
>>487708812No shit. Also unnerf ALL weapons that got nerfed in Meet Your Match and Jungle Inferno.
>>487708812>>487709340TrvthNvkes
>>487704108Holy shit, those Det jumps into a midair melee swing were fucking beautiful, and now I learned a new Defense flank on Badwater last
>>487704108op here reread the patch and it's for player detection only which means i have no problem with it so disregard post i suck cocks>worth to reveal soldier apes like (You)still wish they'd fix the much bigger issues the flamethrower has
>>487708583>I haven't seen anyone play your shit class that isn't an insufferable retardLiterally the opposite is true. Pyro mains play Pyro because they can identify life's dead-ends and avoid them. Classes like Soldier and Medic never go anywhere; they start and end with feetlicking and holding M1 and it's sad because I'm not even brushing over much by saying this. The retards who play these classes are satiated by the cheapest and shallowest forms of fulfillment.>Engineer mainscuckolds like Uncle Dane, child molesters like Mechawreck>Soldier mainscuckolds like FROYO b4nny, washed-up Fortnite clout-chasers like Muselk>Medic mainstrannies like Nursey>Heavy mainsgrocery store baggers like BlessedViva>Pyro mainsVery successful YouTube channels like Pyrocyinical and InternetAnarchist (WAMO), successful vtubers like Sonny Brisko (Sketchek)
>>487711213Pyro mains can identify life's dead-ends? Then why is Pyrocynical a crossdressing FAGGOT who grooms little children on Discord?
>>487711213tl;dri main pyro im chad you dont main pyro you incel
>>487711860Yeah such a gigachad... NOT.
>>487712037>>487712037Gottam
>>487707423Based
>>487712039Who's this cute lesbian?
>>487715246Its me
>>487704108it looks exactly the same, bro wanted an excuse to make a frag video
