Ms. Pauling at the Beach Edition>NewsSummer Update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=223066New Community MvM tour (ends tomorrow): https://oo.potato.tfThe 7th Comic is getting worked on: https://x.com/Wolpaw/status/1811057658004222125>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>487341450
tfw no NA East normie Heavy main to befriend
tfw no boyfriend
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
tfw no girlfriend
if I could force valve to do anything I would force them to hold a special delivery mapping competition where the best 3 get put in-game
>Another Horny OPhttps://strawpoll.com/mpnb1oR3wy5Alright be honest fellas, answer the question.
>>487465638It's summer time and I like to use summer time related images. It's not horny just because a woman is in a swimsuit, chud
9th for fempyro thighjobs
>map takes place in latinx-america>it's the worst fucking map you've ever played
>>487466012>uses a character present in .02% of gameplay in a swimsuit>not the male cast that is in 99.98% of all the gameplayFool'd me bro! Fool'd everyone!
>>487465638I love my future wife
>>487466416Alright fellas it's time for fuck / marry / kill>fuck blue girl>marry red girl>kill toucan girl
>>487466516just because you have a porn addiction and can't not think of porn when you see someone at the beach doesn't mean you have to project
>>487466516>complains about people being horny>is actually a homo upset people aren't horny for men insteadEvery time
3 NIGASON CART
>>487466625you already gave the right answer
medic booba - summer edition
>>487464903>>487464956he said he already has a gf and also they both queued for some other map
>+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, economy management, pistol aim, awp flicks, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retake ability, spray control, toxicity, anger management, positive attitude, post plant time management, general awareness, game sense and getting kills.holy kek
what class has the least amount of people maining them?
>>487469505unironically engieseriously, I've never meet an engineer main, like an actual, non-copy of an uncle dane engineer main
>>487469505heavy
It's over...
>>487469095make a tf2 version
>>487469654why do uncle gay copies not count
that moment when... the enemy team is simply better and there's nothing you can do
>>487470326that's what requeuing is for
>>487470326vote to scram- oh... wait for auto-scram- oh...
>>487470439why did they get rid of thiswhy did they get rid of being able to join the team with less playerswhy did they get rid of fucking SPECTATOR
>>487470596players having control over their experience isn't LE COMPETITIVE
>>487470165>+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, sentry placement, ammo management, rocket aim, kunai flicks, high ground spots, water spots, iron bomber reflects, nest positioning, control point positions, ability to follow arrows, crossbow aim, sniper placements, flanks, sandwich aim, health packs placement, toxicity, anger management, positive attitude, post overtime management, general awareness, game sense and getting kills.is that good?
>join casual server>kunainigger slaughtering the casual players on my team>kill him 3 times in a row with crit stickies>he whines in chat about crits after the third death>tell him to go to uncletopia where there are no crits>the only reply he can come up with is XDDDDDo these people have no shame in regards to stomping noobs
>>487470929no
>>487470031>makes fun of enemy medic calling him dropguy>losesThat's why you only make fun of your opponent AFTER you win.
>>487471217then make it yourself
>>487471213>Do these people have no shame in regards to stomping noobswhat did you expect from a kunai spy main
>>487471243He lost but the shit-talk was accurate. Guy really was dropping.
>>487470929a bunch of these are dupes>>+rep. This player is fantastic, just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, metal management, shotgun aim, sniper flicks, pipe spots, sticky spots, banner pops, positioning, CTF positions, capping ability, trickstabs, toxicity, anger management, positive attitude, pre round time management, general awareness, game sense and getting kills.
>>487471213>Do these people have no shame in regards to stomping noobsNobody does. YOU don't, you just want some moral highground
I wish more people would main real demoman and gunboats soldier
>>487471693i don't wanna
>>487466641LMFAO. What a cope, good luck getting laid>>487466827>points out if theyre doing a summer theme why are they using non existent or barely existent female characters like pauling or fem scout or something else>uh ur a homo bro? look at the bob and vagenejust vote no on the poll and continue being a hopeless faggot on the internet pal
TF2 would objectively be better if there were still only 4 "Meet the" videos and no comics. Lore ruined the game.
>being this much of an incel because nobody cares about your poll
>being this much of a pussy-less bitch who can't quote the big meanie incel
there's no need to quote if you know who he's referring to
>Killing a Medic with full uber and seeing that +2 when you kill himName a better feeling
+ it's a sign of disrespect
>>487466012what if i am a biological female but i have no significant other?
>hey guys how are you doing today
>>487469654I 'mained' Engineer for a while, in that it was my most played class by hours. I think few true Engineer mains exist because the gameplay is unpleasant if your team isn't able to support you enough to set up or defend your buildings against threads like corner peeking players, spies, ubers etc, and Engineer cannot carry a team on his own. I like to think of the class as a multiplier for the performance of a team; if your team is good Engineer makes it watertight, and if your team is bad Engineer can't do much because he gets overrun before he can set up reasonably.>>487470195People who watch Dane's latest video then immediately go ingame and play Engineer are usually trying to imitate the latest gimmick he concocted. I also think that the advice he gives is made to sound like it can apply to any situation when in reality it needs to be judged on a case by case basis.For example he claims - or claimed - that the Rescue Ranger is the best primary because it "lets you step away from your sentry", but doesn't mention that it severely limits your ability to fight other players without your sentry to protect you, a paradox. You can't rely on your team in an uncoordinated environment to protect you and your buildings so more often than not you have to do it yourself.
guys im shitting up the thread because that guy gets laid and i dont + time to disrespecft him!
Can we get a first world community update going now that Tropic Crisis shit got added?
im doing alright, thanks for asking btw
>>487472530Airshot reflects
mercenaries don't fight over land in the 1st world
>women image in op>some gay faggot got triggered by it
>>487472636To be fair, who knows if he does. I'm the only one who voted Yes in the poll lmao
>it's a real woman guys only homos get offended by ittransgenders please die
>>487471867>ms pauling is somehow a non existent character>you are for some reason not allowed to feature characters from the game if they don't meet my stupid predefined criteria>even if it's summertime you can't show said character in a swimsuit even if it covers all of them and isn't even that revealing you sure got triggered by the mere presence of a female character from the game bro, are you sure you aren't the hopeless virgin faggot? because you're projecting the shit out of yourself right now, lmao
oh yeah true I guess transgenders also get offended by real women, I didn't even think about them because I'm normal
I don't give a fuck
>all that text because he's a pussy less faggotdisrespecting you rn by not replying to you, i could bet all my life savings rn that you've never seen a pussy irl
>>487473196I accept your concession triggered faggot make sure you don't go to a beach bro you'll freak out when you see what women actually wear
this is all proof that gays should not be welcome anywhere
>>487470596Thanks, John!
>>487472617I see engineer as a support defense class anyways, so he either way needs others to defend him if they want to win the game, this is why pybro'ing exist for spychecking but also reflecting everything that could take down the sentry in one or two hits, also medics are important for defending engies if its a tight setting, by keeping them alive so they can infinitely repair sentries until it gets rushed down, but if you have 3 engies on defense and they're good and with a good teammate, its impossible to get past them
>>487473304>ur the triggered one for questioning why i love staring at "real" female tf2 girlsgo outside, hit the gym, get some money bro pussy is out there irl
>putting value into a meaty holethe real loser here is youalso they should add the half-zatoichi instakill stat to the pain train
>>487471687I always switch to a low power gimmick subclass that I'm bad at like demoknight or melee scout if I'm playing against bad players but enjoying the server, otherwise I requeue.
>true colors show up and he's the actual incelwho would have thought, stick to jerking off to fempyro/scout/pauling lil bro
Summer cannot end soon enough
women jumpscare
>>487473445you're projecting so hard you could open a theater faggotyou literally got triggered over 1 single image, cope and seethe
>>487473769me on the right
>>487473803so true stroking my weiner to tf2 females, you got me chud
omg women I'm losing my mind
>>487473769me on the left
>people unironically think its normal to jork their shit to femscout/fempyro/pauling
>people think it's normal to jerk off to womenyes?
>>487474030>t. actual faggot
THEYRE THE EXACT SAME HAT!!!WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!?
>>487473595>demoknight>low power>the class that snowballs the hardest against shit playersYou are exactly like the people you denounce, you're just clueless
>>487474030putting this on my dating profile, i will lose my virginity using this tf2g strat
>>487473852>the OP pic is LITERALLY porn I can't believe this there's a woman and she's in a swimsuit at the beach people must be masturbating to ityou are so fucking triggered lmaoamish-ass faggot
>>487474134>pixels on a screen = real 3d xx chromosome human women guys I swear I'm not a faggot
pussy is not even that good, it doesn't compare to your hand. you've been getting yourself off for your entire life, you know what you like. women have no idea what they're doing the vast majority of the timesniper tf2
>>487474305wdym i must goon, i'm agreeing with you guys fuck that incel who gets pussy i rather drool over *checks notes* tf2 character
is this samefaggotry or did everyone collectively forget the phrase 'don't feed the troll'
>>487474192>that I'm bad atAlso I use Skullcutter, not one of the snowballing melees.
/tf2g/ - schizo edition part 4
Every single tf2 player is an actual faggot
3DPD are gross>>487474486bit of bothsniper main wanted some attention
sometimes I fap to 3dpd too, mr retard
>>487474464>pussy is not even that goodsaid no one ever except gays and incels
gonna put more women in the OP now because it triggers amishfag anon
im not gay or an incel and im saying it because it's the truth. it's just a wet hole filled with snot bro, it's not that special
>>487474782need more fempyro! i love her so much
>mlp arguing>then gladiator 2000 arguing>now some amishfaggotrytf2..?
>>487474464>pussy is not even that goodsaid every one ever except gays and incels
>>487474782>>487474861don't insult the amish, anon's just a gay homofaggot
>>487474782please more zhanna and pauling
https://www.steamcardexchange.net/index.php?gamepage-appid-2928650new zoomer cosmetics just dropped
>>487474782Nothing triggers tf2g more than this though...
>>487474935Huh? Gays and incels love pussy?
>The Polll concludes, the overwhelming majority of tf2g is femalelessWhile not surprising given peoples view on masturbation here, it still gave me great insight and a few laughs. Have a good die y'all.
all me
I'm a lesbian and I want Zhanna to smoosh me between her boobs and thighs or prefferably bothbut alas...she's made for Soldier...
I 100 percented all the pyro contracts for no discernable reason.
Buy some apples!
>>487474181the case janny doesnt think
don't you need to 100% the contracts to get the banana contract
>>487475027>>487475586zhanna for the next one coming right upin like a day when we hit bump limit
>90% devotion to our waifus>10% is just bagboy being insecure/tf2g/ stays winning>>487475586you're straight with a mental illness
>>487474782>owning dat guy buy jorking my peanitstruly epic sir *tips hat*
>>487475586>lesbianLiterally the most disgusting race. Stop posting/ hide your power level/ make yourself scarce.
>>487475887he didn't mention masturbation, though? you just brought that up unprompted... weird...
>>487475606
>>487476029I love staring at 2d suggestive women with no intent whatsoever, i'm pure hearted wdym?
>>487476195he didn't mentione suggestive either, are you ok?
>>487476029those obsessed with erotic images are almost always obsessed with masturbation
>>487475739thank you anon you'll make my day also both me >>487475801nuh uh, i love boobs and i also have boobs>>487475983we're on tf2g, there's a lot of gays and lesbians here as you can see from previous posts...anyway enough of these coomposting shenaniganstf2?
>>487476287you're showing your iq pajeer
>>487476307the rules state post tits or gtfothe other option is sharpie in pooper
>>487476478so are you by having spelling mistakes in literally all of your latest posts
>>487476583sorry i don't follow 4chan rulez, but yeah i get whatchu mean...either way i feel like we should talk about tf2
>>487476596>goal shift sanjeer, relax go jerk off
>>487465638wtf most of the people that frequent a video game general on 4chan are single wtf???
>>487476776what's your favorite secondary in tf2?
What if Pyro could "airblast jump" ?
but he can already det jum
>>487476989Shotgun, simple, efficient and 4 classes can have it
>>487476989Kritzkrieg and Detonator are where it's at
>>487476776then you're a straight man with a mental illness, them's the breaks
>>487477349whatever helps you sleep at night
>>487477204wow you really are gay with answers like that
>>487477425it's simply the truth, it's what the rules state
Report this cheater:https://steamcommunity.com/id/foodistzenYHere's footage of him cheating:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0n1sPiy89g
>>487477615nypabuy an ad
>>487477545Real>>487477543also real
>>487477721The fuck are you talking about? Literally everyone was reporting cheaters the past few threads, now you're acting like it doesn't matter. Closet cheaters still exist in TF2 and there's a good chance you've ran into many of them without even knowing it.
It's like these newfags don't understand that it doesn't need to be bare tits. It can be tasteful sideboob, cleavage, or even just evidence of chest bumps under a sweater.I miss the old days when we had a culture that was shared and followed.
>>487478001no they weren't, they were arguing about dumb bullshit like alwaysdon't care, didn't ask
>>487478241Shut up faggot, nobody gave you permission to talk.
>>487477615done
>>487478384u mad? buy an ad
487477721seething cheater, KYS, multiple past threads were filled with people posting cheater profiles that were encountered on casual or known cheaters / bothosters
>>487476989gunboats, the secondary that lets me use my primary more
>>487478868And the secondary that makes Medics with common sense never wanna heal a Soldier ever again
>>487478921meds heal me anyway cuz im good
>>487478079We also accept feet.
>>487478716Excuse me sir I think you've made a mistake in your attempt at a reply, let me help>>487477721
>>487478631Buy an ad for the cheater? What are you talking about retard?
https://steamcommunity.com/groups/RipRickMaygroup full of cheaters dont report the group just the cheaters
gemtlemen
>>487476195>>487476296>woman in a swimsuit>it's too suggestive and erotic bro you HAVE to masturbate jesus christ, no one let this freak of nature near a beach
>>487479685is chademil perhaps in there?
>>487479703>saying the lord's name in vein while being a neo liberal faggot
>>487479685*picks sniper*
https://youtu.be/6fnkqc_04hUhttps://youtu.be/TV6WMHMTtcA
>>487479685*goes gunspy*
>>487479959>being so obsessed with porn you can't look at a woman in a swimsuit without thinking about jerking off>thinks only liberals would think this is disgustingyou live in your own strange, sad world
>>487480259you jerk off to 2d women, i'm happily getting laid. who is the one in the sad world again?
>american hours
>>487480327sure bro I totally believe you're getting laid that's why you've been sperging out over 1 image for 2 hours talking about how it's too lust provoking and makes you want to masturbateenjoy fucking your hand bro get a life
>>487480239I wish spy had a demo shield type item that took away his knife and it said "your revolver shots actually shoot where your crosshair says now"
I don't think people who actually get laid go out of their way to find the tf2 thread to boast about it
>>487480478>all that textim not reading all that, but uh stop sperging out it's not that serious bro
>>487480519nor do they make a poll on said thread asking how many people are also virgins like them
>>487480519https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZUhAcLlyuvk
>doesn't even try to deny fucking his hand and being a loserjej
>mention i get laid and the 2d pumpers get jealousguys, you two could get a female to lay with if you tried! don't get mad at me!!
>>487479135No we don't, get that shit out of here.
>It's a pajeetShocker
i never had sex and im 28sigh
my name is sanjeer, and i love miss pauling
my name is james whitehawk and I love fempyro
You guys are still upset about sex and stuff?
only the amish anon is
he dislikes miss pauling and fempyro, amish anon is a faggot
Imagine Soldier and Demoman killing Miss Pauling after finding out she's an evil witch
JESUS
>>487465321hi
>in jump server>[player] has joined from Mexico>immediately nominates a map and rtv's>when I'm in the middle of a runWhy?
>>487482730>EARTHY>NEUTRAL>TEXTURES>PAINTERLY>TONES>NO SATURATION>EXCEPT>VERY RARE>INSTANCES
>>487482745hello
>>487482730My dad used to look like this in the 1970s.
>>487482782Just a little trolling
>>487482730left side isn't that bad>same color shirt as regular scout shirt>same color pants as regular scout pants (plus the missing blu colors)right adds too much of the saturated team color
Good news for team recognition also it's for Sniper too
I give it about an 8
>>487482846wanna crop andy and leyleys faces out of this picture and use them as matching avatars on steam
>>487482730straight out of fortnite
>>487483372i don't think i'm ready for that stage in a e-relationship yet
>>487483818
cheaping out and getting festivized stock weapons instead of normal festive weapons is worse than getting vaccinated
What merc do you give the highest respect for people maining them?
>>487484914demoknight tf2 because he take skill
>>487483324Sniper looks good, not sold on scout.
>>487484686sorry that less people are willing to pay you 88 keys for that strange festive scattergun when they can get a strange festivized scattergun for 3 dollars instead :/
>>487484914This is assuming they are actually really goodScout > Soldier > Demo > Pyro > SpyAnnnnd nobody cares about the rest
>>487484914non-kunai spyhuntsman sniperengineermedics that are actually good instead of just playing it because theyre women or faggots
>>487480984we love feet here, faggot
Explain kunai hatred to me right fucking now. Don't sound like a scrub retard challenge, like we're talking seethes about the backburner tier retarded scrub, while you do it challenge: IMPOSSIBLE
>>487487112>the worst class in the game gets 200 HP that decays over time!!>GRRRRR>Just for that I'm gonna walk right up to him and tell him how mad I am about that>*gets backstabbed* ACKKK>BROKEN BROKEN BROKENThis is the unironic IQ of a kunai seether.
Soldier is fun to play, but I feel he just absolutely falls apart if you have a shit team. Demoman can consistently do more huge damage and stagger teams, and that's a huge deal.
>>487487112Teammates badTeammates keep feeding kunai SpyKunai Spy becomes a pain to kill
>tfw have played so much huntsman sniper on turbine that it has completely fried my skill>can't hit anything when i try it on other mapsit's going to be a very, very long road before i actually get good with this thing...
>>487487112It's a snowballing weapon that takes advantage of inexperienced players ability to be aware of spies, even moreso when the way the people that use it play more like a demoknight than a spy. There's also no counterplay for new players to learn from, either the spy misses his swing or he instantly kills the player, unlike with normal weapons that you can dodge. I don't mind fighting against kunai players myself, but it makes me feel bad for what are probably confused children trying to have fun yet unable to walk out of spawn without dying.
>>487487962I feel the opposite way, assuming by shit team you mean no medic. Soldier can get passive heals with the conch and rocket jump away if shit gets hairy while demo has to fight for health packs.
>Xhe needs the Shitgreaser to pull off combosLmao
Bad Weapons Academy: The Degreaser
>>487488396>>487488492If it's bad then why do comptards in highlander always run it?
GIVE ME YOUR HAT!
>>487488637Stuck in the pastAlso it's one good use is the faster deploy speed since you can get back to your primary faster to reflect incoming projectiles
>shitlander
>>487488642>Not DawnTrash
>>487488827It's ok bro I don't have 8 friends either.
What about degreaser + panic attack to play as scout with an airblast?
>>487489301I use Stock + Stock instead.
>Thread died after the amish poster is gonegood riddance chud, back to fempyro in peace we go...
>>487489492I'm working on a nofap streak and am anti-porn. Also I just gotta be blunt with you bro, fempyro is not cute or sexy at all. The concept and the proportions you give "her" are just comically bimbo and could only appeal to you if you were a drooling retard who doesn't even know what fapping is. >durr hurrr hurr wee wee feel funny when I see fempyro. I don't know what dat mean but I'm just gonna keep looking at 'er. That's you, a retard. Get help.
>>487490049what?
>>487490049nta and fempyro is usually cute and sexy, but not here >>487489492 wtf is that
>>487487112I wouldn't care about it if there was some mechanic that suppressed the amount of health absorbed after taking damage. My problem lies in that anyone who spends 30 minutes learning about hitbox jank can run around in godmode because you can hit him for 199 damage before he surfs your rocket right into the back of your retarded teammate then he's right back to 200HP again.
>>487490514We get it, you're gay and amish no need to repeat it
>>487490780but I like the other fempyro pic he posted, where they look like, you know, fempyro
>People going crazy for the Gas Passer + Neon Annihilator fixImagine if Valve decided to do rebalances againI think post-Blue Moon players would have a heart attack
>Thinking about all the Halloween contracts I'm gonna have to do to make sure I get the last batch of items I want (I've been doing them all since the system was first added and it just gets worse every year)Please Eric answer my prayers and free me from contract Hell
>schizo seething over an amish persontf2?
>>487468693>tfw no medic gf>>487488764What about pairing it with the Reserve Shooter or Panic Attack?>>487489480Why not the Soda Popper?
>scream fortress 2024>look inside>graveyard is still in the map selection
>going to have to play hellstone, brimstone, gravestone, gravehell, hellgrave, hellblitz (barnblitz but halloween), precipiss, bonesaw & 50 other slop fortress mapsno....
is kovaak's actually good for tf2?
>>487471213Kunaiggers only play vs shitters.If there’s a player that can properly track their DR runs and nuke them even despite the free 210hp, 99% will simply reque. At some point I intend to make a montage of me causing them to rage quit.
>>487492353Never used it, but unless it has projectile aiming courses or whatever probably not. Tracking is only relevant for the minigun and pistol, flamethrower is projectile, and the rest of the weapons rely on flicking (+ prediction if it's projectile)
I wish there were more PD mapshttps://files.catbox.moe/4csngr.jpg
>>487488642>Not LarfleezeTrash
What is the significance of 7616 for the 'Australian' prefix on Strange weaopons?Why this number of kills, right after Legendary at 7500 kills?
>>487491674How did you somehow miss the amish faggot who was seething over girls being cute for most of the thread and angry about fempyro a bit before your post?
>>487493061that's an old, old community mystery. nobody really found out anything solid afaik, whatever dev assigned the ranks just felt like putting that number i guess
>>487493061it's when robin walker was born
>>487487418He isn't the worst class in the game. It is a casual game, so there will always be scrubs. Cope and seethe.
that pyro on the enemy team might be destroying my me but he doesn't know I'm going to make sfm fempyro gang-rape smut with his loadout later tonight
>>487493342fnaf??
>>487493368cute
>>487487112In the right lobby, when paired with DR and L’etroonger; you become essentially invincible. Identify the only player on the enemy team that poses a threat, and simply be anywheres else than where he is. Unless you eat a random unintended crit rocket or a charged headshot, you can go 69-7 or better without much effort. And if the one good player is harder to play around, swap letranger for diamondback and just spam 6+ farmed crits at him to remove him.
>>487490514>>487490902>he doesn't like the Lollichop LickerOhhh.... I'm gonna lick ya
If this is some "autistic gooner" shit, no wait it 100% is
>>487493342>go to the original upload>that's the entire image
>>487493937Sorry mate :(
>>487494060At least that artist has other fempyro images amongst the gay shit
>Dominated! Also, I've been shagging yer wife!What did Valve mean by this
>>487491737Pyro can equip the Soda Popper?
>>487493061Is Robin Walker a Christian?Australia was discovered in 1606Australia began to be Christianized in 18711606 gives *6*6* 1871 gives 7*1*
>>487493192I scrolled up and read it, and there's really nothing wrong with not liking 'cute girls or fempyroTeam Fortress 2
Are you interested in seeing more TF2 bosses? I think Krampus was the most recent one. What idea would you like to see?
>>487495298Old Nick for Smissmas in a mall map
How will the furries make HHH furry in the next update
>>487495550headless horse-man
>>487495550Make him a girl instead
>>487495550>>487495774>>487495787>still no female boss enemyThis blows
>>487496102There's too many trannies and queers in map making, which is why Krampus was a thingWe need to get more straights in map making
>>487495298Kraken
There needs to be a better quality standard for Halloween maps. Oh my fucking god, the boss spam and fucking skeletons are just horrible.
>>487495298I just came up with a great one: The Last Yeti which is pissed off at Saxton killing all its family. Some sort of snowy mountain map and a yeti shows up
>>487496712halloween megaton
*joins your team*
i want all the babies fempyro stole from me back. one of them probably couldve cured cancer
I'm gonna be real I fucking hate sniper, but the second a heavy player gets uppity I auto switch to sniper to ruin his life. Sorry.
All of the new maps are either ugly or confusing, sometimes both. Had almost zero fun.
https://youtu.be/lVv14ufITIM?feature=shared
>>487498459What map is confusing?
>>487498675Hadal
>>487498785you have an IQ deficiency. It's a shit map though
>>487499168Why is it a shit map?
>>487499168no that would be downward odyssey
>>487498227well you should've been cumming inside her then, dumbassshe's already given birth to dozens of my babies
>>487499701Oddysey is peak my nigga, get goodHadal is good too, it's easy to be disoriented but once you understand it's mechanic it's interesting and fun
>>487501023peak of the shit mountain maybe
>>487497773That's a veteran player because Ghastly Gibus is the old version of the gibus
>>487477615Done, I reported him.
tier list of class mains>A for alphascout, soldier, pyro, demoman, heavy, sniper, spy>B for bottom tiermedic, engi>F for fagdemoknight
idk what im supposed to do against these discord 12 stacks
tier list of class mains>retard tierscout, pyro, demoman, heavy, engineer, medic, sniper, spy>soldier tiersoldier
>>487503220are you good?
>>487488642Based OriginalGOD
tier list of class mains>A for alphaSoldier, Pyro, Demoman, Demoknight, Heavy, Spy>B for bottom tiermedic>n for niggersniper, enginigger
im starting to feel like these community server people are ganging up on meis this what being a schizo is like
>>487499261>>487499701The issue is that Main becomes HARDER to cap as you take points; being easiest to cap right at the start so most games just have attack rush main
>>487506083they might be if you're very good at the game or have weapons names/cosmetics that would stand out
>>487476989stickybomb launcher (actually it's the primary don't tell anyone)>>487482730oh boy another thing that completely fucks up the outfits the characters wear. bright red pants definitely aren't only for one class rightttttt
So if you play perfectly is the beggars bazooka actually an upgrade to the stock rocket launcher? Maybe I've been psyop'd by the compilations of people popping off with it in 6s.
tier list of class mains>A for all of the classesScout, Soldier, Pyro, Demoman, Heavy, Engineer, Medic, Sniper, Spy
>>487506640no because its inherently unreliable
>>487506640it's not as good for dm because you just kind of like, miss more oftenit's really fucking good for surprise bombs though
The new cosmetics are penis poop. What a shitty case.
>>487507296whaaaaat, you don't think completely changing soldier's outfit and giving him sausage arms and heavy hands is good? are you evil or something
>>487507296There's a handful of decent items but overall a shit crate. Bad unusual effects too. I thought the botler was cool when I saw a picture of it but after seeing it in game I really hope its the only 'pet' item that gets added. Seeing little red and blue robots jerking around all over adds so much visual noise, especially when they are on scouts.
>>487465112she does have a cute ass here>>487471693you and me both pal>>487465438i would force them to remove almost every cosmetic if i could
why are we posting simple market garden killsalso you’re bad at BA
let anon have his moment
He's no Shallow God that's for sure
>>487510469True... Swallow BBC is the greatest TF2 player in this general. Other than the heavy, of course.
>>487510608>Amerimexican hours>brings up interracial porn out of nowhereMakes you think
>Trying to find a single banana bay server to complete my contract
>>487511239when did I mention interracial porn though?
>>487511335why even do those contracts? You can only buy shit warpaints with bloodmoney
i do not understand how so many discussions on this website seem to revolve around other men's penises>>487511335never do contracts they're gay
>>487511473>>487512402I just want the hat
Are casual servers down right now? I can only join community servers right now.
>>487512864Actually yeah I just gave up on banana bay and I can't join any casual servers. What a piece of shit.
>>487511473>>487512402only speak when spoken to, sub-australium contrackeroids
>>487512864just quit the game and open it again. It fixed it
>>487513287Mercenary park contracts only give you warpaints though?
>>487513816Some give you hats
>>487513869really? I thought the contracts only give blood money which you can turn in for warpaints and the merc park hat
>>487511335>>487513287imagine paying money just to get some shitty skins
>>487514056Its $2.50 and you can sell all the skins for $5 easy. Its free money.
>>487514279Wow. That totally makes up for it if you're a child with no money or a third-worlder.
>>487514279Thats thirdie tier wage
>>487479685one of them is cheating
>>487483372
I hate comptards so much, it's unreal.
>>487514831Why
>>487514368>>487514383If you're playing the game anyway its free money. Its not like any of the contracts are difficult or require a ton of time.
>>487514693luv pubes and armpit hair. Simple as
>>487514831I hate mvm players. They were rude to me once so I swore off the game mode entirely.
>>487514975he got stomped by one and is having a melty
>>487515152>/tf2g/>Playing the game anyway
>>487514831
>>487514975They are autistic, don't realize that the same 4 classes with the same weapons being run ad nauseam could never make for an entertaining esport, yet pestered Valve to nerf weapons and fuck up the game for the rest of the playerbase to get their shitty matchmaking, then didn't even play it because they can't ban any weapon they don't like. Fuck comptards, and fuck uncledane the assfaggot main
>>487516645Comptards don't even play the real game tho, they play their little shitty whitelist, where the scary sodapopper and base jumper can't get to them
>>487513993Yetipark capSaxton hatYeti cosmetics for Heavy
Mmm I guess 2fort is cool.
I want to fuck Mini-Sentry-chan.
I want to fuck Fempyro-chan.
post your broke-ass loadoutsflexing your shiny hats is also ok
>use 3 or 4 different loadouts for different weapons for each class"no"
I'm addicted to touching my penis to the fem tf2 cast, i think i have a problem...
A scream escapes as Scout takes a bullet to the chest.https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/e/e1/Scout_paincrticialdeath01.wav
This is bit of a humble brag, but my long range sticky shots are perfect. If there's a sentry way off in the distance super high up and I have line-of-sight to it, I can charge up the stickybomb launcher and get the sticky right where it needs to be every time. I got a sixth sense for it. How comfortable are you guys with shooting stickies?
>>487519727>shoots your dumb ass sticky while your thumb is up your ass charging the next oneif you're gonna nuke my sentry LOOK ME IN THE EYES!
>>487496341>im more partial to monsterswhat did xe mean by this
Lets debate whether the video game TF2 is art or not.
>>487489492Those are some fucking Banjo Kazooie eyes. It looks so weird. What the hell is wrong with it?
>>487520040trying to say "I'm a furfag" without saying "I'm a furfag"
Is matchmaking broken for anyone elseI queue then 30-60s later the queued message just disappears and nothing happens, and yes I tried restarting
>>487522424It's been fucked for me for the last few hoursmaybe it's because im from commiefornia
>>487471213this didn't happen
>>487522424I'm having the same issue.>>487522608Can't play casual or boot camp.Community servers work.
>>487494368I thought you were talking about scout weapons for whatever reason.
>>487522424>>487522608I've encountered this issue before the updateRestarting the game usually works for me
>>487523403yeah restarting ain't working for mevalve can suck my cock i just wanted to play on the mlp map before i go to sleep
looking through screenshots from 2019
>>487523926
>>487523741just loaded up the game and did the same thing for me as well fucking great
IT'S FIXED
kek that system message
>>487525419what was it
>>487525481https://x.com/TFSysMessages/status/1816346832651321711
>>487525481it brings me a bit of warmth to my heart to see things like this
>>487526070what the fuck are they doing
So they're actively working on matchmaking code? What for?
>>487487112It's less about hating the Kunai, and more about hating the people who can't express any level of spy paranoia after 3 minutes of the spy running rampage. And what makes it worse is there are often times when the spy in question doesn't even play all too silently, openly using the DR for one frame, going full suicidal plays for the stabs... that garbo.
which class has the most skibidi rizz?intelligent answers only
>>487527273
>>487527273Scout is blessed by god with skibidi rizz but the world ain't ready for it yet
>>487509769>birbsounds familiar
>>487527273The black one
>>487527273kill yourself
>>487528453He was hallucinating
>>487517028yep, melty
Any recent statements/leaks from the botfags? It's been quite a while.
>>487531573something about wasting neet bucks or whatever for bots with premium
>>487495298I'm pretty sure everything has to be a reskinned skeleton king/hhh because anything more than that is beyond the sort of changes mappers can make.
>>487531573we had rough sex with omegatronic until he was satisfied and he left for good
tf2g
>>487533948shhhh... /tf2g/ is asleep
>I main Uncletopia
>>487534339I still play on Uncletopia from time to time, but honestly I get more balanced games in fucking casual of all places just because everyone Uncletopia just sweats their ass off and stacks teams.
>>487534339Casual is better now.
>>487484914heavy and medic (the manly kind not the healslut kind)
>>487531573Either they've given up on it, fearing legal threat at this point, or they're working on some bot waves now and are hoping Valve won't immediately ban the accounts.
>>487516801Why is he such a manchild?
Anyone else just not getting any case drops? Did valve lower the drop rate? I think they knew this crate was a stinker except for a couple items so they aren't going to drop that many cases to keep the value of the few good items high.
>>487535398No, I think they're trying to combat the case idle bots without actually doing anything about them
>>487535398You only get one crate drop per week.
>>487535757I haven't gotten any this week or last though
>>487535838I got one last week and one this week, so shrug
Would you trust me with an uber
>>487475801That's Hydro but this water doesn't exist. Is she sinking through the concrete floor?
>>487537191That's not water, you can see it stops past her hands. Anon used a refraction shader to simulate a cartoon shockwave similar to>>487478079
>>487537448Right, fair enough. She's still clearly half inside the concrete though.
>>487537535Oh yeah, good point. There's water under that control point, I wonder if he clipped her through the ground until the water splashes appeared above ground to get the refraction. That's actually kind of creative
This Pyro preload doesn't work for me, when I join casual the model switches back to default, however jacker models remain modded. They clip with the default model though so they're not usable. It's probably my config doing it but I don't wanna turn it off because I'm playing on a real shit-toaster.
>/lgbt/ tf2 main thread>scout had the most resultsits over for scoutfags
any good unusual bumble beenie recommendation? I'm planning on buying this hat but i can't decide since almost all effects that i've seen on marketplace are good looking on the hat (tfw no bee swarm ;_; ) but i want to hear (you)r opinions
The candy cane really should inherit the medieval bonus where killing people with it yields two small medkits instead of one. It'd make for a fun melee to use in regular modes.
>>487539808snipersissies...
>>487539520you can try to use this alternate preloader, but if you have a custom config it probably is fucking with ithttps://gamebanana.com/wips/79779
>>487536460Depends on your Primary and Secondary. The ugly loadout has no factor in my decision
>>487540128WTF I love Sniper now
>>487536460I won't catch up, dummkopf
>>487536460That hat is popular among MGE lords so probably
How are you supposed to use quickie bomb launcher other than firing at snipers across the map which you can already do with stock nades/loch?
I'm going to sleep, if we make it to bump limit while I'm asleep someone stick zhanna in the OP for those guys that asked for her
>>487541156if a scout keeps running in to give you a hug it's easier to deal with him with the quickie
>>487542306yeah gotchu
>bro dont pocket gunboats soldiers
>Medic keeps ubering me as scout>In a fucking payloadWhy??? I hate the fucking pressure
>>487539808scoutsissies...
>>487539808Common twink win, barafags eternally btfo'd
>>487539808n*gga it says chasergen, the thread's for lusting after transgenders not being one
>>487543117>not pictured : In hightower, unlimited time community server.
>>487539808>second most results is sniperfucking classic
>>487544003casual pl_goldrush achtually but nice cope
>>487544003that's clearly egypt
>>487486962No.
>>487486962Yes.
>>487486962Sentry ahead
>>487539808the common thing is first world
>>487545162That's apples mate
https://youtu.be/0WBOuC85m9g?t=2575>you don't have gargantuan machines in original TF2What do you think the rocket on Dustbowl is, or the satellite on Hydro, or the machine on Nucleus is?Another Zesty L, which are becoming more common.
>>487546746those aren't gargantuan, they're reasonably big for the map sizeidk why this is the thing you guys decided to nitpick
>>487546746those aren't even huge in comparison to that big ass saw
wrangler jumping up to that spot overlooking last on odyssey and putting your sentry there is fun, as long as some soldier doesn't get wise to it and start focusing the spot down
>>487546746why the fuck does that of all things even matter
no painterly textures... no muted neutral tones... obscures team recognition... yikes... no thanks/not interested
>>487546824>>487546941Giant sawblades are pretty much integrated into TF2 culture at this point and it's actually really weird that the geologist hates a rock-cutting saw.
>>487543992which is far worse
>>487546746>I-is that big industrial machinery in MY TF2? A game that takes place in industrial settings???Zesty the kinda guy to complain about muh artstyle then seethe if a map has an oil well or a tunnel boring machine
>>487547013>that spot overlooking lastthat's like 5 different spots, which one?
>>487548192hereyou can do it on defense but it's better on offense because it directly overlooks their spawn
>He's not Tier 8 Level 150 in casual>He's not Death Merchant in compYou didn't beat the game
>>487548424nice image bozo
>>487548424sorry forgot to attach
>>487548448erm the future of tf2 is casual so i refuse to play comp
>>487465658
Why would anyone willingly play comp when it's just a worse version of the game?TF2 is not designed as a 6v6 game. It's designed as a 12v12 game. Trying to make it 6v6 inevitably leads to problems.It's why all these things that are perfectly fine in casual are OP in 6v6
Why are the matchmaking servers so ASS today? I'm being forced to play on furry pound again
>>487548448I'm only Tier 6. I'm sorry my career and my girlfriend keep me from playing the game every hour of every day
>>487549116It's a different game that is quake-like, less random, and viable for mastering like a discipline.I don't like it myself but I understand why they do. They just need to understand it has nothing to do with original TF2 and is essentially a custom game mode.
>>487548448>ingame compcome back when you have a placement medal little kid
>>487549116because they want to tryhard and casual servers can only give that experience to a point>>487549357is comp tf2 actually quake-like
>>487549561>is comp tf2 actually quake-likethey play nothing but scout demoman and soldier so I'd assume so
>>487549592idk if that's even true anymore, other classes got screentime most recent lan
I haven't bothered checking, are there actually people queueing for comp in game now or is it still a ghost town?
Is this the map people have been saying it's one of the best that got into update? wow...
>>487550018desu it should have just been the casino, the rest of the map is pretty mid but the casino is good. A lot of people say the city theme doesn't match with TF2's aesthetic and they are right.
>>487465112Neat lil unusual I unboxed today, I don’t usual play this game much anymore but it was such an important part of my childhood that I’ll just buy like 10 keys on paydays to see what i can get.
>>487550178>Takes a pic of the screen instead of screenshotting>Can't even flip the image properlyIt sure is summer
>>487550178What, every payday?
>>487550178learn to screenshot nigga
>>487550178In game
>>487550169speaking truth
>>487550354ngl man. This hat is really fucking ugly. I'd flip it on the market asap
>>487550285Not every payday, but when I’m feeling nostalgic, and the communities a bit more active than usual. Idk I guess it’s my way to chase a feeling I missed out on
>>487550354looks mid but whatever makes you happy
Nevermind, the amount of XP to level up does reset upon a new tier. I was just reading the UI wrong, the 460k is the total XP.
>>487548448Was thinking of farming xp on MannpowerEither I find someone to do it with or I'll make a new account on a second computer and let them run for a few hours
>>487550787bro just go and farm it with someonehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SbMOMja3LE
So 10 years playing and i still don't have all unlocks for many classeswhat's the best way to get the weapons I'm missing?
>>487551028Trading scrap>>487550681I know, I’ll still probably rock this
Okay haarp is pretty good now I actually played it
>>487551279>Trading scrapother players or chink sites?
>>487551028crap.tf has a bot that automatically sells you every weapon you dont haveif you've really been playing that long then you definitely have enough dupes to pay for it
>>487551719nah, i had been using those over the years and i've just been playing on and off. I think I don't have shit
>>487551719>crap.tfkek and true
>>487551719i have like 4 ref on my inventory but it only detects my scrap metal when the bot sends me a trade offer
>>487551719GOD DAMN
>>487466416>latinx put subliminal furry art on their mapsand water is wet
>>487551906then smelt the ref, you mong
>>487552085Bro probably doesn’t even know crafting exists
>>487466416Right mogs the others
>>487551906They have another bot that will send you scrap for your refined, look around on the website. The weapon bots usually don't carry enough scrap to give you change.
>>487552085>>487552180ok ok i'll smelt it no need to be a meany :(
>>487552073most furries are from first world countries
>>487552393Just banter
>>487552435The true white mans burden
>>487552435most are spics and eastern europeans in my experience
>>487550178>>487550354During my unboxing session, I was praying to God that I didn't unbox an Unusual of this hat because it's so fucking awful. Like every time I unboxed that hat, I was wincing and cringing, hoping it wasn't purple text. Just as the other guy said, get rid of that Robo-tier hat ASAP as possible
>>487552073>>487552435I don't know many latinxes but I do know that Vivziepop is one of the most influential furries on the internet and she is a latina. I'm not too surprised to furry stuff on the new maps.
>>487552435native americans had state mandated mental animal connections though
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Neck-snap pyros. Don't reply to pyro posters. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Starve pyros. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
There's a bug in Hadal where you can quite easily kill people through the gates with explosives or flames. Do with this information whatever you please.
>>487553126I know, but I’m done with trading or selling like forever. Im just playing for a good time atp, I like that everything I have currently are things that I have unboxed myself. Even if those things are shitty.
>>487548448>>He's not Death Merchant in compI was genuinely attempting this until I found out half of the matches there are abandons and hack vs hack matches. My rank on there practically dropped to silver in 3 matches and I instantly gave up.As for getting tier 8, it can take almost 2000 hours of play from tier 1 and highly depending on the matches you play.
>>487553669which gatesdoes it work the same as on dustbowl last?
>>487553956A
>>487518705have a (you) from me
>>487553612this but soldier
>>487482826thats for maps, retard. all maps are low saturation so the high saturation mercs stand out
>>487487112it makes spy players play like retards
>>487491813>>487492027there are 20 halloween maps that mvst be removed
>>487554750i don't give a fuck, retard. if you aren't bothered to do the basic research into why this game works so well and its ingenious design then i don't owe you a single second of my time. go back to playing comp where you brainlessly spam as generalists, but know that us ZESTYGODS would kill you irl if you ever even tried to play casual.
how many sets of nudes have you gotten off naive female medic mains?
>>487555237Zero. I have, however, manipulated them into meeting me IRL and getting into a relationship after comforting them because chuddies stole their nudes
>>487511335lmao i get dropped into banana bay so often i have to untick it
>>487544103>gunboats soldier on goldrushhes a retard
>>487555558still got a 35 KS THOUGH
Where are the crate drops; I need crates.
>>487555674spend 3 cents for a crate
>>487555050none of the mercs have natural earthy tones RETARD. THEY ARENT MADE OF DIRT
>>487555840Paying to pay money.
>>487555847your mom is made of dirt
>>487555847NEUTRAL. NEUTRAL. not NATURAL. NEUTRAL. JFC I can't with you Zesty haters, I literally just can't.
anyone else rawdogging the game lately?>stock only, no unlocks, no cosmetics>show good sportsmanship>congratulate your enemies for good shots>topscore but without tryharding
>>487556042I only play 24/7 instant respawn 2fort.
>>487556042*sucks you're dick for you're humility despite your immense skill*
>>487552073AAAA NOOO COMPANIES NEVER SEXUALIZED NONHUMANS IN THE 1960s
>>487555953they are NOT neutral, theyre literally RED and BLUE YOU FUCKING CHUD
>>487556372I'd fuck that banana I'd stick my cock in it
God's most intellectual black box soldier
>>487556372In Dota they added a set for Pudge with an union jack bowtie which is a tribute to TotalBiscuitWhen people correctly pointed out that this shit doesn't make sense because Britain doesn't exist in Dota, the go-to defense was "it's just a piece of fabric so it's possible for this shape and pattern to exist even in fantasy!!"Did companies use to advertise with comical pin-ups? Yeah I guess, but this guy very obviously put that in there because he wants to fuck the bird and he wants you to know that he wants to fuck the bird.
>>487556639it's been a trope in marketing for a century man
>>487555897you're paying time otherwise
>>487556837>>487556639
>>487556042>anyone else rawdoggingno I don't use condoms
>>487556575what's the significance of the hotbar items
>>487557072harming splash potion: flare gunsword: axtinguisherbrick: brickmeat: meatrockets: rockets (for soldier)
>>487557204you cut your dick off didn't you
>>487487112Regular use gives you kunai spybrain disease. Instead of playing regularly or intelligently it degrades spy playing into running around swinging the knife at everything and nothing all at once hoping for that stab. Paired with DR? Now we activate DR off -3 to speed boost us into the next set of stabs to make us invincible
>>487556042I've been doing this for years now, except the topscoring (I'm commonly in the top 3, rather). It's satisfying. Also, other players automatically believe you're a noob when you're using stock without cosmetics so they often end up doing silly shit you can easily shut down.
>>487556575>straight downgradreaser
>>487556542I think it's a French fry.
>>487557320anon why would you say such a thing
>>487557627afterburn damage isn't real and you're never gonna run out of ammo airblasting, how is it a downgrade from stock when it makes flare punches easier and reaction swap airblasts faster? those are far more important to pyro's gameplay than "FUCK YEAH SLIGHTLY MORE AFTERBURN DAMAGE"
Why don't more pub soldiers use the Black Box?
>>487557204but that's wrongthe hotbar items were the same when you had the shotgun and powerjack equipped
>>487557875They like to be able to kill things other than light classes
>>487558030You mean they can't hit directs?
>>487558137Of course they can't, most people main Soldier because he's the easiest class to kill enemies with by barely aiming.The Black Box was the Soldier's equivalent to Scout's Sandman before their respective nerfs. I fucking hate the old Black Box.
>>487557849Afterburn damage "isn't real" because you're using the flamethrower that has no afterburn and no other meaningful effect.
>>487557849>>487557204Smash.
the amount of times i've lived because some idiot pyro was using the degreaser instead of stock is unbelievable
the amount of times i've fucked some idiot pyro is unbelievable
>>487557882it's merely a representation, it doesn't change lol>>487558506This weapon holsters 30% fasterThis weapon deploys 60% fasterplus the degreaser afterburn is overridden by flare gun afterburn after you get 90'd, it's literally a nonexistent downside>>487558545Yes sir~! >>487558628You wouldn't live if it was me because I hit the flare>>487558794I'm the idiot bimbo pyro
>>487487112>Don't sound like a scrub retard challengeThat's Spies when they try to use any other knife.
>>487558996mge bagboy
>>487558996>switch speedDoesn't matter unless you really suck because the normal speed is already fast enough>flare gun overwritesNothing if you miss/die (it happens often because you're retarded). Also, your primary is faster and better at burning more than one person.
>>487559889That only applies to bad pyro players
>>487560078do it >>487559391
>>487536460I uber demoknights from time to time with moderate success. It's not a complete joke class, just has to be the right time.
>>487557204>>487557849>>487558996dude who is this character
...which are the ones that use the degreaser
>>487560304that's me
>>487560345>>487560078
>>487558794were they cute at least?
>>487560304LITERALLY ME (IN REAL LIFE)>>487560345wrong>>487560157mge is for retards (soldier mains)
>>487560645most retarded excuse i've ever heardmge bagboy
>>487558137nobody actually goes to that much effort except people making frag video comps, it's not optimal
>"bros 6s has so much depth...">Every single match is the same shit
>>487560742uhhh where is the wacky chocolate hoovy and gun spy?
I too don’t understand why so many use degreaser. Afterburn deaths from it are like 1:30 pyro deaths, swap speed doesn’t matter, stock is fast enough that in the right moments you can even flare combo other pyros, all other classes are combo’d as usual. Faster switch for sudden rocket reflects inside only niche but not enough to justify over stock. I’d only rate the blackburner as worse because the crit/back detection is so jank.
>>487560304resident tripfag using the lesbian vampire character from adventure time to avatarfagreminder that avatarfagging is against the rules and you can be sent on a vacation for doing so, HINT HINT>>487560853this but unironically
>>487560726>doing more damage isn't optimalretard alert>>487560703I dont wannaI've already killed him in pubs before lol>>487560905Stock is "fast enough" to flare punch but degreaser is fasteron paper against one single enemy, stock is fine yeah sure whatever, in a real game against multiple enemies, being able to switch to the weapon you need on demand is extremely powerful at lets you fight projectile classes with reflects while still pressuring with fire/flaresthe stock is good, the degreaser is better>>487561003anon why would you accuse me of breaking rules when I am clearly not breaking any rules
>>487560645>wrongYes, the degreaser is the wrong flamethrower to use>>487560905The only flamethrower that is debatably worse than the degreaser is the phlogistinator, which still has something going for it unlike the degreaser which is worse than stock with no meaningful upsides
>>487561228post the clip where you do that please.
>>487561228yeah. you need to play perfectly to gain 1 breakpoint against 1 person at a time, that's not optimal
Why is Luna such a popular tranny name? I swear I've seen a hundred people call themselves this in Tf2.
>>487560742Every 6s match in a nutshell
stop replying to this nigger
>>487561285if you're bad at the game, yeah I would not recommend the degreaser to new players>>487561307ok>>487561407what are you even blabbering about the stock takes MORE effort for less results>>487561449that's PRINCESS Luna to you!>>487561545I am NOT fucking blackVerification not required.
>>487561449>I am le quirky and unpopular like the moon>luna is latin for the moon, that's like double quirky!!>also I want to fuck the blue horse from /mlp/this is basically the gist of it. you also have shit like werewolves and vampires and being an antisocial retard associated with it
>>487561650>the fucking moon of all things>unpopularanon how did you come to that conclusion
stock takes less effort for more results you braindead moron. you don't need to hit directs to kill power classes since you have more rockets, you can miss more often since you have an extra rocket in the tube so it's more lenient, and you can dish out more dmg without reloading
demoman should have a pistol that shoots hollowpoints
>>487561757it is unpopular compared to the sun, the thing people are awake 16 hours of the DAY to see, which gives life to their crops and lets them not freeze to death
>>487561628Except the degreaser's "upside" is only helpful for bad players
>>487561845talking about the flamethrower.... illiterate-kun>>487561757SO GREAT WAS HER REIGN AND SO BRILLANT HER GLORY THAT LONG WAS THE SHADOW SHE CAST, WHICH FELL DARK UPON THE YOUNG SISTER SHE LOVED AND GREW ONLY DARKER AS DAYS AND NIGHTS PASSED>>487561650third one is me>>487561976give demo a baretta
>>487562006based worshipper of Ra, he was always way cooler than anubis and actually relevant in the grand scheme of things
>>487561976a glock, if you will
>cow mangler>concheror>jump to high ground on nucleus and spam charge shotsyep it's peak
>>487562057anon I dont know how to explain any simpler that "I can switch weapons faster" is a good thing for all playersnew players aren't gonna be able to utilize that as effectivley since they would have to learn airblast timing and flare aim first, and learning on stock is better because once you get good on stock equipping the degreaser is like rock lee taking off the ankle weights (anime reference)
>>487546746of all the problem there are, he goes to whine to least offender of Odysseus.also that saw is a real machine, and 60'-70' spy-tech stuff love giant machines. i usually agree whit his stuff, but but about this matter i disagree whit what he said
>>487561628this clip doesn't have Based Viva (superior Chad Pyro) in it THOUGH
>>487562294Needing to switch weapons faster means you suck at the game since the already really fast switch speed isn't enough for you, and that you need to git gud
>>487561449the average mtf you see online grew up as an autistic shy nerd who plays video games and reads wikipedia articles all day, so they name themselves like they're naming a d&d character. the ones that name themselves becky instead of inanna aren't the ones playing tf2
>>487562341Zesty has made a lot of bad takes recently, like how he dislikes *some* references but is okay with other media references or how he dislikes taunts that spawn a prop. I don't really see any problem with Pyro spawning a tissue or Soldier spawning a trash can.
>>487562531okay retardyou have two scout scatterguns to pickgun #1 lets you switch to your pistol faster with no downsidegun #2 does 1 extra damage per pelletwhich do you picknow put this on a class (pyro) who's required to use both her secondary and primary weapons frequently and you can see the obvious benefit of the degreaser, you can output more damage faster with the degreaser every time while being able to airblast quicker after shooting a flare, this is a HUGE upside and the stock's miniscule bonus afterburn damage is pointless, the ammo cost on airblast is also pointless as you're never gonna run out unless you're literally standing there spamming airblast mindlessly in a choke or something retarded like thatdegreaser > phlog > backburner > nostromo napalmer > stock >>487562494havent played with viva in a long time I think he stays on west coast servers to avoid me
>>487563120mge him to determine who would win though
lotta hidden postsstop replying to the freak
>>487562974Spawning props for taunts is perfectly fine since the mercs have always spawned their weapons out of nowhere.
>>487563170me
>>487562974it feels like he's stretching a lot of the time because now he has a reputation and an expectation to be the guy going against the grain
>>487563326this was debunked as being unconfirmed though pending MGE to validate status
>>487563267I like when they pull props out from behind their back like a cartoon character, I don't like when they appear out of the ground
>>487563478fake news
no you werent you were talking about the black box dumb tranny
>>487563553you are employing fake news tactics please mge this obese gentleman posthaste
just hit 1k with beggar's, what did I think about it?
>>487563656Anon put the black lipstick on cus you are a fucking bimbo>>487563672no I am based maga donald trump TRUTH social
>>487562341wack how this thing doesn't crush itself under its own weightalso lol it has cranes on cranes
>>487562974good postgood image
>>487556575Take off that fucking minecraft hud it looks gay just like minecraft itself
>>487562341wasnt this machine literally being built in the 60s and 70s? how would it not fit in tf2? it's just zesty being scared shitless of complex things, look at how he recoils every time he sees a warpaint that has more than 3 colors on it and the 3 colors arent a shade of grey, black, or brown
>>487563245how about you >Avatar or signature use so we can be free of it
>>487564160calm down sister pop some hrt you'll feel better
what do the jews put into the pills that makes all of their tranny golems obnoxious attention whores
>>487564138https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bucket-wheel_excavator>bucket-wheel excavators have been used in mining for the past century, with some of the first being manufactured in the 1920sSeem quite fitting
>>487563921i wish i could pull off that side shaved haircut look
>>487563120okay dumbassyou have two scout scatterguns to pickgun #1 is stockgun #2 lets you change weapons a little bit faster but can't deal damagewhich do you picknow put this on a class (pyro) that can deal significant damage with both his primary and secondary and you can see how stupid it is to remove half of that to be able to switch off of your gimped primary just a little faster when stock already switches well fast enough for that little increase to not matter at all if you're even semi-decent at the game. Afterburn is not something that is "pointless" and you would know if you didn't use the one weapon that does make it pointlessstock > backburner > dragon's fury > medieval mode pyro > phlogistinator > degreaser
Rocket jumping is so fking hard I want to go back to demoman!!!
>>487564645so it's zesty just being allergic to the concept of something having any degree of complexity beyond fisher price's shapes and numbers, got it
>>487564989>sticky jumping is harderIf you're doing jump maps, in regular gameplay no.
>>487564873if he is studying about earthquakes and terra-formatting, he should have known about the exitence of the giant saw
>replying to himself when no one gives him attention
>>487565079do the snakewater double rampslide demo rollout right now>>487565113herself*
>>487565214>rolloutComp cancer no one cares.
Luna is right about the Degreaser, people don't understand how underwhelming afterburn is and you can already overwrite the Degreaser's afterburn with a flare. Luna is wrong about breasts though and women with large boobs are not attractive.
>>487472530what you wrote but you did it with a crit flare from reasonably far away
Okay Luna, I said my positive post about you, can we fuck now?
>>487565393luna is wrong about everythinghe's a niggeragain, good image, didn't read your post
>>487556575bet you still didn't cap the second point after all that because it's literally fucking impossible on that map
>>487565393Flat ones can be good too ya know I just love women so much>>487565274>jumping hurtp durr drr>practical application for jump>NOO COMP >:(((Paint your nails bimbo>>487565645okay sure>>487565649I AM NOT A FUCKING NIGGER!
>>487565690>practical application for jumpNo, it's practical for .01% of the community who plays 6s. It's like saying "What you don't know the roley poley quacamole maneuver on Demo_nightmare_rc4????"
>This doesn't fit TF2's aesthetic according to Zesty "I love the artstyle" Jesus
487565690no one likes you here stop posting
487565690i like you here keep posting
>>487565817Too much details, induces a seizure in zesty's old man eyes
team fortress 2?
>>487565670no we won and then on defense I held the 1st point with the phlog>>487565804it's practical every time you leave spawn you mentally retarded woman>>487565858>>487565902I will post>>487565970my favorite class is the pyromaniac
the machina now penetrates wallsgood idea for weapon?
>>487566106never design a game
>lolifag>abysmal dogshit postevery time
>mlp map>pop culture reference helmet>lgbt texture>degreaser afterburn
>>487565858>>487564160
>>487566105>it's practical every time you leave spawn you mentally retarded womanNot really
this general sucks
>>487565925too many details*much is singularmany is plural>>487566680you let it get this way by not gatekeeping
>>487564989>the purpose of the flamethrower isn't to do damage, it's to apply burningIt does do damage, by burning. Taking 8hp of damage per second is going to fucking hurt and if not kill, then weaken someone; and stock can do this on a group of players (which happen to be quite common in the game that is called "Team Fortress 2"). The degreaser deals 2hp per second, something that people can just ignore since it's so weak.The flare gun is strong against single targets, but being able to switch to it a little faster (useless if you're actually good enough with the regular speed) and not being able to deal good damage to groups is not worth it whatsoeverAlso, you're retarded if you use the phlogistinator
>>487566779I'm too busy playing the game to gatekeeploliporn is the only reason this place is still tolerable
pls rember that wen u have bad daynever forget ttimes wen u fraged happywen broken heart always rember 3 nigas on cart
>>487566664>walk out of spawn>I want to get to the fight faster>do the rolloutpic related is you>>487566798that would be a point if afterburn wasn't so effortless to get rid ofone Jarate and you did all that work for nothing>>487566301me
>heavy weapons guy>has only singular heavy weapon?
>>487565393sex with hu tao
>>487567076>demoliton man>can be played with zero explosives
>>487567076they misspelled it, it's supposed to be "heavy weapon's guy"
>>487567076no sometimes he uses the tomislav too
*taunts*
According to the comics/lore, every merc is (at least) a millionaire, but also not very good mercs and basically rejects. What's up with that?
>>487567436It's silly on purpose
>>487566998
>>487552435Nah they're mostly from G*rmany
>>487567046>effortless to get rid ofUnless they have a medic up their ass, people will have to either fall back (taking them out of the fight), find a medkit near (dangerous since they're weaker) or just die>jarateToo bad most snipers will only use jarate for themselves, and that's ignoring the fact that they're usually too far away in the first place
>>487567436They're Team Fortress
>play downward>enemy team rolls us and captures every pl point in like 5 minutes>can never capture the control pointthis has happened every time I play the map
>>487567436Millenial writing
>>487564574Are you really surprised that delusional mentally ill men who think they're women are obnoxious attention whores? I don't think the Jews even need to put anything into the pills for that to be the case
>she uses the redditslav
>>487568229the map is heavily stacked for RED team, if BLU somehow manages to cap 2 points it's likely gonna be a complete stomp
I only use stock weapons
>>487567924Mad milkEnemy pyro airblastA heavy's sandvichDDSDead ringer and spycicleEvery class can effortlessly counter afterburn and 99% of the time a medic or dispenser will be nearby>>487568558I use stock :)
So what was Silas Mann's deal?
When this guy uses tomoko on his tranny posts he pisses me the fuck off
If you had a "going into games machine" which map would you go into first and what would you do?
>>487569356ctf_applejackdrink the cider and chill under the apple trees
>Bette Mann (née Darling) was Zepheniah Mann's wife and the mother of Blutarch, Redmond and Gray Mann. She died giving birth to her three sons. Her father was William Darling, esquire.WAIT A MINUTE. Since when is the Darling family related to the Mann's? With comic #7 coming I'm guessing we're gonna see some interesting stuff with Charles Darling...
>>487569884I doubt it, all these plot points will probably be dropped. We'll never know Silas's role and beef with the living either.
We need a map based on the backrooms for Halloween. Regular "spooky" maps have already been overused at this point.
>>487568774Scouts never have the mad milk equippedFairRetreats if used on himself, else shoved inside the bitch medic up his assCunt is already far awayMakes them retreatDispenser means retreating to it and/or standing stillThese shouldn't matter if you're with your team that can act on you weakening the enemy
>>487570238good postgood pic
I want Undergrove in TF2
why does the backscratcher do 244 on crit instead of 243?
>>487565393>afterburn is SOOO USELESStrue true keep using the degreaser, 2 dps and 8 dps basically nothing youll kill me for sure
>>487571698Odd numbers = badluck
why does 90% of this game's fan base consist of redditors
New Gabber kino just droppedhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hms-1wSwR1E
>>487568774i see i see so pyro is shit and soldier is better
>1 hournot watchingchatgpt sum it up in 200 words or less
>>487570238no cap? fr? on god? go play winter troonbine alone on a server, there's your liminal space
>>487571698Base damage is 65, 25% of that is 16.25, meaning the Backscratcher deals 81.25 damage. You can't deal decimal damage, so it's rounded down to 81.Criticals take the number that isn't rounded down, so 81.25 becomes 243.75, which gets rounded up to 244.
>>487566905then you share the blame
>>487572254because 90% of people now are redditors
>>487572953you're a dirty nigger and you don't see me complaning
>>487572254reddit game, deal with it
We're never getting Quickplay back. Either find a good 24/7 2fort server to spend the rest of your days on or get in line to pray for a semi-decent game every time you queue up like the rest of us.
NEW VENUSIANRAPPER KINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hms-1wSwR1E
>>487572817makes sense, thanks!
>>487572445imho Valve just needs to make the server browser look more modern so it doesn't look like a phonebook from 1998>>487572643negative rizz: the post
>>487574031Boob
>>487569664I'm surre there's some hidden brony shit on that map somewhere and when I find out it's going to piss me off but overall I like the map's layoutI wish they hadn't patched the top of the computers to be a no build zone though>>487570238Already happened, last halloween had a randomly-constructed asylum as the "hell" area for one of the maps.
How do demo files work?Could you for example get exact buttons pressed by a player from a demo?
487573713y'all, the transphobe is back...
>>487572445
>>487569015Agreed, that tranime sucks>>487572254Standard dev practice to mainly trawl Reddit for public opinion. Note the reddit hat >>487573381 but no yotsuba wig
>>487573173you're doing it right nowyou were literally complaining beforeyou're a nigger and you live in a poverty because you won't keep your house clean
>>487574031>Valve just needs to make the server browser look more modernyou are the problem, kysserver browser is low spec kino with no muss no fuss
>487574463meant for >487573713(I hate both niggerfaggot posters)
>>487575169Nigga didn't even reply properly himself!
>>487574804didn't readtoo busy playing goldrushur the nigger
>>487573713yikes, not that transphobe again..
>>487575169newfriends that don't know how the site works are so cute
i use unusuals on every class but medic and spymy medic loadout is bill's hat unpainted, rustic color summer shades, and medical mysteryspy loadout is counterfeit billycock, the marxmann, and camera beard because i find it funny as fuck every time i look at it (all unique quality and vanillaself crafted medical mystery and camera beard
thank you for letting us know
>>487575404>>487575590I did not reply properly because I hate both niggerfaggot postersThank you for the two (You)s though you are very generous, I will respond in kind
no problem man just felt like getting a little bit off topic from the ongoing tranny discussion
>>487574985Zoomers can't handle the black and white aesthetic. If you want community servers to be populated, the browser needs to change.
>>487576018it's not even black and white and the visuals are the least of the browser's problems
>>487576328I somehow lost a skullcutter from my inventory and had to redeem a sweater one because I didn't want to go through footrest tf
You now remember the observer spy meme
>>487576742I remember 2 fags doing it in casual, I got one kicked and the second one immediately broke character and got butthurt about it
>>487576742read it in his voice
>>487576794it has no place in casual, save it for skial servers unironicallyskial servers are like a step below casual where that sort of thing would be more tolerated, half of them basically serve as public discord chats with an optional game to play in them anyway
>>487576328why is this allowed
>>487576901you reminded me that i have a strange skull island topper and apparently the strangifiers for that are worth over 200 dollars now
>>487576901I don't like merasmus' monkey ears. He's like andrew oikonny from star fox but as a human and slightly less of a loser.
>>487576018bullshit
>>487577762Idk, i mean skullcutter is neat but also demoknight is aids, takes one airblast to push him away
>>487577762because you need something for killing demoknight TF2 with 18 bajillion heads or xX_kunaispy_Xx
>>487577965im going to hold my unusual hat and see if its going to be worth $300 in like 5 years
>>487577762Because it's one point off from oneshotting a stacked demoknight
>>487572445Yep it's kino time
>>487577965ive been playing almost constantly for the 7 years this taunt has been in game and not once have i seen anyone use it
>>4875724451 hour of schizo ramblings that will set back the quickplay movement
>>487574031You are a retard if you really think it's the server browser UI keeping people from using community servers.
>>487576742What's that? afk spy?
>>487572445>looking at another video of his on the ambassador>all those butthurt spies in the commentsthe nerf was deserved because it was the exact same issue as sniper: you stood far away and got kills for no risk, if you missed you only needed to try again or aim at another poor sod, and when you finally had enough and decided to go get the fucker, or shoot in his general direction, he just dead ringer'd only to come back 5 seconds laterit was the epitome of annoying. good fucking riddance.
>>487579836It is. The average person doesn't want to look at a bleak list of servers when casual uses a polished menu. Garry's Mod changed their server browser and it had a significant effect on the game's popularity among normoids.
>>487579836shut up cheater pedo! >:( fucking PEDUSIAN!!! PEDUS PUEDUSUDP)SDEUSPSEDU
>>487580365Why are you sperging out tranny lmao? Did ChadusianRapper troll you in one of his videos or what?
Pyro... TF2's most degenerate class...
>>487579695>the quickplay movement...there's a quickplay movement?
>>487580365 (Me)>>487580625 (Me)All me btw
>>487580652and the most annoying one too
>>487580331Garry's mod doesn't have a big green matchmaking button to automatically put people in a lobby without ever having to look at the server browser.Lets say you did revamp it. Congrats, you made the server browser prettier with your rounded edges and sleek minimalist UI. Nobody uses it still, because casual is far more convenient if you want a pure vanilla experience.
Just bought The Orange Box again, later losers, going to play the superior version of the game forever.
>>487580724No...
>>487581214X360?
>>4875724451 hour of ARYAN GOSPEL that will ADVANCE the quickplay movement TO THE STARS
>>487581258Yeah, I know the PS3 version didn't have lobby hosting so it's unplayable now as EA dropped proper support.
>>487581214Have fun with no hats, POORFAG!
>>487579857Yes
>>487581214Have fun with no hats, RICHARYAN
>>487581386XBL subscription moment.I played on PS3 until it died. Truly sad. X360 has better players but for some reason they're more toxic than even /tf2g/. Bunch of compfags, too.
>>487580709SHUT UP TRANNY, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE. VENUSIANRAPPER SHALL LEAD US TO THE GOLDEN TIMES WHERE WE HAVE QUICKPLAY AND ALL THE BEST WEAPONS LIKE SANDMAN GET UNNERFED! YEAH BABY!!
>>487580324not the same issue, you weren't 1-shotting anyone with 102 dmg, and it's much harder to hit the tiny moving hitbox that is the head with the ambassador vs the sniper rifle where you not only have a scope that makes that hitbox much easier to see, you gain the ability to 1shot all light classes which is like more than half of themthe benefit of spy being a fucking annoyance with it is that he's not actually killing anyone but he is a distraction, which makes him actually have an effective contribution during a match - he's like a literal IRL sapper causing havoc behind enemy linesnow it's just sniper who gets to be an annoying faggot hiding behind his team, and the only counter is to get another sniperambassador nerf was too much, the revolver is literally better in the range at which you can get 102s now, and better at the range at which you get 54s, it's pathetic now and was completely unnecessary
>>487580864Well yeah you do have to bend over backwards to use some functions of the community server browser but those can be fixed. Just making it look more official would improve the popularity of the server browser.
>tfw you secure a kill as spy from across the map with your perfectly accurate first revolver shot that does 21 damage minimum
deploy a new thread here
>>487580331You used to be based but now you're cringe>>487580864>sleek minimalist UIthe UI is already sleek and minimalist, they literally want an animated UI with tactile feedback like a rotary telephone toy
>>487581691You're wasting time trying to fix something that isn't actually broken when the matchmaker itself is the real issue.
>>487581848Heck Yeah!>>487582027
>>487581691It already looks official, it's literally the valve aesthetic
>>487580331if russian children have no trouble navigating the server browser then it's fine
>>487582149that's right but American kids are more retarded. But it's ok, Russians are the only ones that matter, we should only listen to them when it comes to TF2 (serious)
>>487561497So is 6s just 5cp? Perhaps 18v18 would be more focused on Payload.
>>487576328>>487577762I'll one up you nerd
>>487572445>man eating horseshit sucks, i wish i was eating dogshit again!
>>4875896562/10 I replied
>>487584636
>>487576328>>487584636>>487597082Blutarch lost
