ye olde: >>487553927>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1123>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passworderg
i need numbersnumbers of guard counter speedsdoes such a thing exist?
>mist...>or beast!>first off, well done>by the way praise the message!>No secret passage ahead>therefore praise the message>Secret passage ahead>Behold, flower!>seek god>try finger>but hole>if only I had rump>didn't expect message...>therefore praise the message!>touch grace>if only i had a woman...>two-handing required>you don't have the right, O you don't have the right furthermore you don't have the right, O you don't have the right>dog?>no horse ahead>I want to go home... and then edge!>don't give up, skeleton!
Why is Vyke so weak despite being no.2 Tarnished?Why is Sellen so weak despite being no.1 sorceress?Why is Ymir so weak despite being moon teacher?Why is Gideon so weak despite being an all knower?
>>487602690I can give you a few15623.544.320.5Let me know if you need more
>>487602690If your weapon is bigger than a straight sword don't bother.
Only high INT posts allowed in this thread.
i progressed thiollier's shop to this point unintentionally i was just exploring.can i not access his shop again?i know he's summonable for radahn.don't tell me i can't access his shop until i fight the last fucking boss of the DLC where it no longer matters..
>>487602690Daggers are 5Swords a 7Light GS are actually 15Greatswords are 14Twinblades 4 (multihit)Ultra 25Spear 10Greatspear 16
>>487602753>>therefore praise the messageWill never ever ever praise one that asks for it
This is now omen thread.Post omens.(Don't look at the image).
>>487602791i dont know
how many relevant spells with requirements lower than 15 can you name?thinking of making a retarded caster using only low tier spells
>>487602542I want to fuck Messmer
Are NPCs made with character stats in mind? That is, can dataminers know how much dex, faith, endurance and such that enemy NPCs like Leda, Moore, Rakshasa and such have? I know the HP is obviously not tied to those. I'm curious what kind of build the devs have in mind for these kinds of characters.
>>487602946Same, even if it otherwise gives good advice. I will however always praise messages calling certain NPCs friends.
Bern/fa/hl
>>487602873>high INTSun Tzu Art of War. He who holds the high ground will fight with advantage.
>>487602753>healing required ahead therefore praise the message>9999 likes
>>487602791depression is a number one killer in lands between
>>487602791see >>487599239Honestly, these games have really helped me to not give a shit. I can’t take any of it seriously anymore. Deep down I see now that Miyazaki doesn’t either. He rushes a lot. You’d have to be a blind fanboy to not see it in clear, full view. It’s just a fact.
>>487603157I hate the weird thing hanging from the back of the cape, you know what I'm talking about
>>487602791>Why is Gideon so weak despite being an all knower?He's an all-knower, not a powerlifter.
>>487603090why are s*rcery users so gay?
>>487602804This is incorrect as great spears actually have one of the faster guard counters
>>487603221Cool art of the best and most informative mage around. FUCK them making him a weak mini boss while his students get an actual boss fight.I am so fucking mad. He was ripped right out of Bloodborne too. So much missed opportunities in this game.
>>487602791Shit AI more than anything
>>487602804>If your weapon is bigger than a straight sword don't bother.Hilariously incorrect
>>487602884bump
>>487603262Not even limited to Souls games. The highest ranked pilot in AC6 is one of the easiest ones to beat because his mech is an extremely basic one to go with his lore which directly translates into him being super weak in gameplay.
>>487602791Gideon is actually strong as hell and when he starts spamming spells you can see that. He knows like every fucking spell.Sellen isn't the no.1 sorceress? Where on earth did you get that from?Why should ymir be strong?Vyke is right, he should be stronger.
"HORNSENT could be here" she thought, "I've never been in this region before. There could be HORNSENT anywhere." The cool wind felt good against her bare chest. "I HATE HORNSENT" she thought. *Plink plink plonk* reverberated through her giant carriage, making it pulsate even as the $9 Shabriri wine circulated through her powerful thick veins and washed away her (merited) fear of the graceless after dark. "With a carriage, you can go anywhere you want" she said to herself, out loud.
>>487602791Gideon is pretty tough
>>487603336It's actually a based design element because it screams "I have so much dosh I need to invent new ways to spend it."
>>487603843It's way too fucking big and just makes the whole thing look awkward.
>i walk out onto the ramparts and observe my surroundings, looking for any threats>roll a perception check>... natural 20>you see a bad red man crouched in a bush to your left, concealing his aura with a magical talisman>we're not in combat, right?>right>i roll to attack... 17>hit, everyone roll for initiative. the bad red man is startled by being discovered, disengages, and retreats without taking an action. you all rolled higher initiative, what do you do?>i go for the shortcut jump>i follow>i also follow>everyone roll an acrobatics check>...>1>1>1
Melina is unloyal bitch. She wants to kill you if you accept piss flame.
>>487603684Gideon is not strong. You can kill him in 3 seconds. Not even. He loses to Rennala too, a much earlier game boss, had you put the two ai together to fight. Her magic resistance is just that high.Sellen is said by numerous people to be the best and brightest. She also has the highest sorcerer kill count, and even got a portrait.Ymir instructed Rellana (and presumably Rennala by association / age) in the arts of the moon, before he figured it was just merely the closest of the celestial bodies. Is he wrong?Vyke is self explanatory.
>>487603090The axe is actually very effective at punishing mages and light rollers.
>>487604145That's entirely your fault.
>>487602791Thinking about it a bit more, it's not just the AI, but also the poise system. It's shit, and since it changed between the betas and the final release, it shows they didn't make the game with it in mind. I haven't completed the DLC yet, but every single enemy NPC I've fought dies easily to getting knocked down by giant hunt or stamp over and over. So they're either meant to be easy fights or the devs don't care like>>487603262said. And looking at the rain of fire incantation, it's clear to me that they just don't give a damn about testing or quality.
Hey the fist weapons are pretty fun on lower levelsDodging meta invasion range was the correct choice given that you can get 58 vigor 50 dex at level 90 with fast rollBut half the moveset needs a huge boost across the board. They should have exceedingly high poise damage to compensate the range.
>>487603090I had no idea that the running R2 was a throw too
Supporting the Hornsent culture is kind of like supporting Muslims.You’d have to be phenomenally stupid to ever, ever do that, lmao.
>>487604334The one on the axe isn't, but the one on the hammer and spear is. The Circe's isn't either if I recall.
>>487603843A back chandelier
>>487604080The way the fabric is drawn at his waist it looks like Rykard is at full mast under his robes.
>>487601236I think it's not just a nit-pick to point out stuff like this. If you're going to make an open world that portrays an entire kingdom, but you only use it as one big glorified dungeon, then inevitably you're going to cheapen the world and make more concessions than average, which is saying a lot for open world. I only point this out because immersion was arguably the defining quality of Demon's Souls and that's just gone now.
>>487604263Yeah, my fault to pick up that fickle slut
>>487604145she literally warns you not to take the piss flame and deny her of her job
>>487604520Well he's asking about Messmer's trouser snake.
>>487603090>nooo AAAACK save me NIGGERMAN (its what i call my spells)Did cucksoft remove all the spell combos like they removed the catch flame animation cancelling?Why is that guy just spamming tracking shit instead of being annoying with different-timing spells
>>487603843Why was he in volcano manor anyway? He seemed like such a nice guy in road to the erdtree.
>>487604290It’s funny how From thinks giving more (too much) health to dlc bosses is good game design, but they don’t ever consider giving the npc-npc type enemies more health, or poise, as you say. I laughed so fucking hard when I killed the Ancient Dragon Man. Especially right after finding that random magma wyrm in the same cave.
>>487604080I have no idea how this blond Rykard meme got so popular. His hair is clearly greying as a result of his decline and the fact that it looked a little blondish-grey in one manga panel doesn't change Gurm's penchant for giving families matching names and hair colors.
Was watching some videos of random people to see their reaction to the first enemy in the DLC and I had to find out that there are still people who use the ice hatchet purely because of the weapon art instead of just grabbing the ash and putting it on an actually good weapon. Even people who are in NG+.
I'm convinced it's impossible to consistently activate the chainsaw glitch. I can't even make a consistent macro for it. The macro will do it 30 times in a row and then it just stops working.
>>487604145>"I will not say nigger nigger nigger [ X ]">nigger nigger nigger>"You have been banned. Reason: Saying nigger nigger nigger"Your postShe tells you not to!!
Why does the moon in Rennala’s fight function like Flame of the Fell God, but the full moon spells we get are more like lousy/slow projectiles?
The Messmer soldier axe gets the same charged R2 R1 true combo that the warped axe has, which synergizes with its bonus to charge attacks. It probably fucks when optimized, but it requires people to run into your charged R2s so it's mostly a meme.>>487604864They remember the time when it was broken, I assume
>>487604538You're absolutely right unironically, I always notice the lack of thought into all this stuffThe fort in limgrave for example is just an empty spot with wallsThere's nothing in itIt's not a fortThere's no storage, there are no beds, there's no armory, there's no toiletFrom is pretty shit at this
is there anyway to get to the woods without first draining the church district?
>>487602791The same reason you die to a pack of rats at a bad time in a corner even if you can successfully kill Godfrey and the Elden Beast, you're still mortal and a good hit or combo ends you.
>>487605130Muh Maize...
>>487605007for the last fucking timeFrom thinks giving you cool, functional spells would break the game so all cool flashy spell HAVE to be useless ass shit so you HAVE to punch things at melee range
>>487605186You don't have to drain the church district at all, whether you enter from the main gate or the side gate.
>>487604864I shrimply like how some weapons look
>>487602753All me btw, I havent experienced a single frame of this game without being healed
>>487604538>>487605130Lmao, this is the quality kind of “nitpicking” I value. You’re right, the world doesn’t feel like a world more than an approximated outside dungeon.
>>487604092Fucking lol
>>487605308oh right, im thinking the other area, but is the coffin the only way down there?
Whoever designed Anor Londo is an idiot and this is canon lore Who the FUCK makes stairs like that???
>>487603065You sure?
All I do is hide in bushes
>>487604603>>487604941THE BITCH JUST SAYS "NOOOOOOO REEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!"! WE DIDN"T EVEN DISCUSS IT AS HUSBAND AND WIFE!FUCKING UNLOYAL SLUT!
what the fuck are you supposed to use if Arcane is your main stat but you don't wanna do bleed or status shit
>>487605559holy shit you just killed guts
>>487605626Ancient Meteoric Ore Greatsword.
>>487605626The Putrescent Axe.
The only canon bedroom is Marika’s bedroom and she sleeps on a flat piece of uncomfortable stone
>Moonrithyll whoops my ass twice because I'm using a weapon that doesn't easily stagger >this was piss-easy
>>487605626REGALIA OF EOCHAID
>>487605542Buying clothes must be awkward.Poor Messmer.
>>487605626Bubbles
>>487605626fucking infuse any weapon with occult are you stupid?????????????????????
>>487605776I'm sure he can afford a tailor.
>>487605542This is why I hate the fujos. They would NEVER draw him like this. They don’t truly love him for who he is, which is that of a twisted humanoid filled with snakes.>>487605731I legit died to Moonrithyll more than his mistress.
>>487605528anor londo is a city for incel gods so I can let it slidebesides we don't really explore the main bits of it given we show up in a rooftop with a gargoyle
Redditdahn
>discovering places I should have been to sooner because they left my mind the moment I ran into something in the opposite direction
Where’s the Miquella cross for his discarded shota penis? What about his discarded shota bussy?You can’t tell he didn’t
>>487605626non-bleed arcane weaponsanything infused with occultarcane seal for castingalbinauric staff for sorcery thingsDS2, DS3 and BB taught from to give players many tools regardless of their stat choice, you have all the shit in the world
>>487605728No, she sleeps on many layers of her sex slaves.On writhing mass of naked bodies, male and female. Her appetite is unmatched. Only her sex slaves sleep on stone, but who cares, they are just fuckmeat for our insatiable goddess.
Since when do storm arrows knock you down? Also, what put the summon to sleep here? Was it spamming the craftable starlight shards from the DLC that make you sleepy?
>>487605920Oh yea like Miquella and Marika fags are ones to talk
>>487606120dunno but>those arrowsholy kinarolaarcherLORDS are eating so fucking good
>>487605920>They would NEVER draw him like this.Like, yeah, maybe not, but then it's not exactly difficult to find off model artwork of the ladies in the game. And I enjoy some of that off model artwork. So even if I don't share their attraction to the character I think I can relate to the tendency of physically idealizing him.
I'm confused, how is it a win to stand on the elevator button?I thought hosts could finger out invaders this time around?
>>487605542Still would. I’d eat his butthole and fondle his smeks. I would.t. Dude, not a woman
>>487606095>DS2, DS3 and BB taught from to give players many tools regardless of their stat choice, you have all the shit in the worldit's funny seeing people nostalgiafag over AotA and remembering that faith got literally fucking nothing in the entire DLC.>no talismans>no miracles>not even a weapon, just artorias's greatsword with disgusting split requirements
>>487604538>I only point this out because immersion was arguably the defining quality of Demon's Souls and that's just gone now.And they don’t even want you to play the original now
>>487606387Miquella fags are deranged, but what makes you think Marika fags wouldnt go for the on model version?
>>487606587You can't sever invaders, no. So if it's an actual gank, you're basically shutting down their gank for however long it takes for them to disconnect while you go walk the dog or whatever.
>>487606608>Judges you intensely for that statement
>>487606084It's St. Trina, probably. He discarded his """""love""""".
Having 45/45 FTH/ARC gives me more scaling than having 28/53
>>487606897Your discarded son is a free hole what do you care
>>487606610>dexLORDS got the tracers>STRchuds got........ uhhhhh I honestly can't remember>INToids got dark hail and affinity (comically kinobusted)>LITERALLYNOTHINGcels got kalameet's nonscaling sword>gohgs greatbow was there tooYup yup
Leda LOVE?
>>487607076:)
>>487606984>90 levels gives more scaling than 81You don't say.
Is pure STR the build that got fucked over in this DLC? I don't remember there even being anything that isn't designed for STR + at least one other stat.
Funny little item...>>487607029STR got the hammer and the pitchfork
>>487607127Artoria is so beautiful!
>>487607127Why doesn't this idiot wear a helmet?
>>487605542>implying that I’m not into that type of bodyYou sure?
>>487607127I don't find Saber attractiveExcept Lancer, that leotard makes me go primal
I like how you have to pull levers for those floating elevator platforms that aren’t even connected to anything
Leda's sword gooder or worser than Lordsworn GS?
Pumping for leda.
>use funny little rock>win invasionI really want to make a build dedicated to these things, but I know that all I'm going to get is Chinese gankers if I do
>>487607335the elevators in souls games are the most senseless shit in the entire series, honestly, they're so "gamey" it always comes off as hilarious
>>487607301Do you think one comes out of his groin? Does it spit white venom when excited?
>>487607232Greatsword of solitude and beast claws. That being said all the new infusible weapons do well on strength, even the dex leaning ones. Its not really that different from the main game, str has like no uniques worth using except maybe commanders standard.
>>487607471PITSLUT
>>487607471I'M GONNA FUCKING COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>487607232>game where infusions existNo
>>487607471Leda looks like this in her fantasies where she's nursing Miquella.
>>487607335>>487607491Highly occult infrastructure p-please understand The Carians don’t even know how it works
>>487602753My most popular one is "didn't expect octopus..." in Gael tunnel.
>take the elevator up an underground volcanoYup.
I don't wanna use Marais Executioner Sword bros I already played on Greatsword...Maybe the straight sword version...
Why thE FUCK, why the FUCK are there NO arc/faith weapons if dragon communion incantations require FAITH, I feel like I'm wasting my levels here
>>487607471>tfw no threesome Marika/Fia/Leda
Magical unseen elevator engineers are truly sinister creatures. Mark my words, soon, there will be escalators.
>>487607480Of shit, you're the guy I fought at Stormveil.
>>487607667This is both disturbing and arousing.
>>487607891You invest up to the requirement in faith, this allows you to use the faith buffs tooIt's not your main stat
>>487607959"an escalator can't break down, it just becomes stairs"What's the best seal for 80 FTH? Fextra says the erdtree seal but I trust you guys more than that site.
Who made the imps? What sorcerer? I ask because they’re adorable. The Elden Ring comic even says so.
>>487608140The erdtree a k a the one with the highest scaling, yesAlways been like thisOffhand the seal that boosts the spell type you use
>Obessed with red hair men
>>487607982Who were you?
>>487608432will Ranni leave me if I don't have red hair...
>>487608432>Hey big sis, you know your husband's son, messmer? yeah I wanna FUCK him
>>487608304Thanks, I wanted to be sure before I used an ancient stone on it.
Stop loving evil women.
I don't have a single character past journey 4. Already amazed I even got any character that high since there really isn't anything left past NG+ if you grabbed all items on both runs.
>>487608663High base stats with ok scaling early (godskin), low base stats with bonkers scaling late, generallyYw
>>487605351Making a bigger game was a great idea but wasting that scale on an open world instead of simply creating a Dark Souls-Sekiro hybrid that was thrice as big as the past titles was, I think, a mistake. They may never make a game as big as this again, leaving us to wonder wistfully of what could have been. I love Elden Ring btw, but it kills me inside every time I replay it.
>>487608685That's easier said than done...
>playing er soundtrack today>godskin theme comes on>wife says, "I'm used to hearing the little bell sound effect at the beginning of these songs"mfw
>>487608739Theres no bonfire ascetics here so i cant fight the same boss for fun 50 times...
>>487608432>had thick red hair>went completely bald at 22its not fair bros I was robbed of my carian gf
>>487608528No more like the tarnished probably has red hair under that armor.
Good Fire Knight Greatsword build?It's so damn sexy.
Wait, what?The straight sword deals more stance damage than the greatsword version?
>>487608951Holy shit imagine getting ydbtg'd by your wife. Lmfao so fucking brutal.
>"Better than you">rune arc>dead level>summoning blues>spams consumables>frost / sleep spread crossbow>just fucking holds W in my direction and gets hit by fucking everything>disconnects when I won't walk into his Nanaya's torch swapSpecimen>>487608951Savage
>>487608951holy shit
>>487609364Flame Spear with 80 FTH
A weird alien world with lovecraftian gods where the architecture doesn't make sense and every single time you activate an elevator you get out and look under because you've seen way too many secrets being hidden under those, or around them. Anyway playing the first Quake right before Elden Ring was funny.
>>487609390Lion's Claw also deals more stance damage on a tiny hammer than on the Guts cosplay sword that weighs 3 times as much.
>>487608951you didn't beat it...
>>487608874Yeah, especially when we get glimpses of massive structures in the other games that we only see a small portion of during the actual exploration. Give us Lordran, Lothric, Yharnam, or Leyndell with all the buildings (or at least way more,) open to exploration and skip the big fields of sheep and crafting materials.
>>487609390FROMsoft balance.
Its been two years, a big dlc and still there is not a single chest armor I've come to love.Every single time I want to make a character with no helmet I'm remembered how incredibly dumb they look.Which is kind of weird, because as long as you use a helmet your character looks someway alright, but the moment you remove the helmet they look so bulky in comparation to your head and long neck that it looks dumb as fuck.The champion pauldron and some other very light armor looks okish but sometimes you want to run something non barbarian.For reference, which is your favorite chest armor?
>>487608432They should kiss.
Talismans- Dragoncrest Greatshield- Godfrey Icon- Shard of Alexander- Free
>>487609990Used to be the simple altered raging wolf one, but now I think I prefer the death knight
>>487605626>WHIRRRRRRR
>>487609526A war cry build at that level is going to be pretty weak compared to just buffing it with Flame Spear.
>>487609990>For reference, which is your favorite chest armor?Blue silver mail altered and Rellana's for INTNoble's chest piece for blood incant usersConfessor chest for general stuff, though it it needs the hood since the bit that goes around the upper chest is part of the hood not the chest.I often pair flowing garbs in the chest with armored gauntlets and greaves.Also Leda's chest piece is great.
Wait, Millicent's Prosthesis gives a lower bonus than Rotten Wing Insignia. I thought it was strictly better with the +5 Dex too.Do both of them stack or can you only equip one?
>>487610657For some retarded reason they stack
>>487610657yea
>>487609990What kind of madman would charge into battle without a helmet? Unless you're a mage of some sort. Anyway for me it's either the beast champion or banished knight. Bloodhound is ok too.
>>487607471>ywn be Leda's rape dummy so she can train to become good at sex for Miquella
>door closed>hole in roof>maiden dead for some reasonI insist that we arrived in the lands between by catapult
>>487610372I just wanted to remake my roar build and see how much of an impact the charge attack modifier on the Messmer soldier axe and the 2H modifier from the 2H talisman had. Unfortunately the axe is outperformed by bigger weapons so it doesn't synergize well. Might be better with barbaric roar since it gets the 3-hit combo.>>487610657Yes, but they stack. Don't forget the physick tear, too.
When does this game get fun?
>>487610684>>487610754from is retarded
>>487608951flawless victory for your wife
>>487610954/xivg/ post
>>487610849You're looking a little nutrient-deficient there, pal
Durka durkaMUHAMMAD JIHAD
>>487609990only time i care about armor is when its sex armor
>>487610367okay but the straight sword or greatsword, which is better?
>>487610928Fighting the dancing lion in Rauhl Ruins.
>>487610849the hole in the roof must be a DS1 reference, right?
I'm Joe Brandon, I endorse Kumalot Whores for president because everyone found out I have dementia in that first debate (even though everyone actually knew for years). If you didn't vote for me, YOU AIN'T HORNSENT!And I approve this message.
>>487611150>bows
>>487602791None of them could turn runes into strength after they were maidenless, only your tarnished could do so
>>487611174If you're a type B tarnished, wearing Messmer's leg armor will have your character wear panties with certain body pieces
>>487607508Honestly, I would not be surprisedToo bad Messmer is likely to be infertile though :(
>>487608951>wifeGet the fuck outta here, normie
>>487610971yea
>>487611252why settle for a straight sword when you can have a GREAT sword? are you homophobic
>>487609990>For reference, which is your favorite chest armor?Deathbed Dress
>>487609990Leda's
>>487611691I'm tired of greatswords... every playthrough just ends up with a greatsword...
>>487611174that's armor?FFS
>>487611827Same here, I can't help it, they're perfect
I want a build for the following playstyle:-Cast electrify armament/blackflame blade/vyke thunderbolt -Two hand a katana- Go to town -Cast dragonmaw/claw when things get spicy-UseDo i lvl dex or str with heavy uchigatana Do i use dragon community seal
>>487609990Kaiden chest
>>487611691it's a greatsword, not a gaysword, faggot.
>>487605191literally me!
>>487607232Pure STR got the 2hand talisman, that's a big win.
>>487611827then in case use poison [your fist weapon of choice] and poison flower blooms twice so it doesn't feel like a status build but an explosive kick build
>>487612052im not gonna help a uchigatana weeb faggot
>>487612096It's just a flesh wound.
Use the beast repellent torch
>>487612421No, I don't want to scare the hoes
>>487612421no, its annoying to select it from my inventory so i just hope i wont die
Do cats exist in this world
>DLC leads you on adventure where you Hunt a Giant Big Bad Evil Dragon and you get to make a best bro along the way and at the end of the story you get a dragonwife for your troubles.The entire Bayle plotline is so much more complelling than any other aspect of the games shitty incoherent lore.You really can't beat Knight Slays Dragon Gets Girl story arcs.
>>487607232Great katana is quite good as a STR weaponDiscus Hurl exists, unfortunately2H talismanColossals fucking everywhere
>>487612052Sounds like a dex/faith build with a little bit of arcane to me
are the items that summon spirits and shit actually useful? I have yet to try them even once
>>487612676I feel bad for Igon’s voice actor thoMiyazaki is a tyrant in all the areas he shouldn’t be, and he isn’t a tyrant in all the areas he should be
20 END 20 MND feel like the floor for every build
>>487612842lmao why
https://youtu.be/7J8uNh3DCX8?si=O95VJZO3IwMeBCSI
>>487612842jp has an entirely different culture for voice over work. It's totally normal for VAs to blow their voices out during a performance
>>487611262That fight's on par with triple ulcerated tree spirits for the sheer gall that's almost respectable
>>487612635Yes and you can see every last one of them die.
is there a single weapon in the game worth powerstancing (other than fist weapons i guess)
>>487612903The actor screamed in a mic for like six hours straight or something. Miyazaki is legit an autist, it’s hilarious.
Imagine Rellana grabbing you firmly by the cock and balls and ordering you to service her.
>>487602753All kino and funny
>>4876127163 out of 4 aint bad, good job at guessing my build :^)
>>487613082hot
>>487612842>>487613067hey you can't say it didn't pay off. people will be memeing up CURSE YOU BAYYYLLLLEEE for years to come.he wanted excellence and he squeezed out excellence.
>>487613067and you feel bad for what?
>>487613082real talk: why are men so feminine these days? why don't you grab her twin moons and order her to service you?
>>487612676It works because Igon isn't some t-posing statue who can only talk if you talk to him first. He fucking screams even if you don't want to listen to him and he laughs and shouts and expresses emotion instead of being all stoic and polite like the boring shitty NPCs.
Did you kill Shabriri when he took Yura’s body?
>>487610971Elden Ring is probably the most unbalanced game they ever made. Things will either be super busted or painfully mediocre if not outright bad. Sometimes they get nerfed and sometimes they don't. So far you had stuff like>100 guard boost on finger shield>release date whore frost stomp>Rivers of Blood once ARC got fixed>Mimic Tear, especially the pre-patch one>Mogh Spear, especially before the status buildup nerf>Pest Threads against anything big>Comet Azur instant kills>Black Knife summon>Taker's Flame, especially if combined with the Mimic>original Sword of Night and Flame>multi-hit drill sword with all the buffs>Bloodfiend arm with blood infusion>Thorns spell>Night Comet with 2 staff boosts that outdamages most spells and never triggers dodge AI>Giant Hunt or Lion's Claw>Seppuku Cross Naginata instant bleed>pre-patch Swarm of Flies>Fallingstar Beast Claw weapon art perma stun on bosses>Rolling Spark before the nerf>Swift Slash before the nerf>Flame of the Redmanes with the old stance damage>Day 1 Moonveil weapon art spam>Meteorite of Astel with the infinite FP tear>Great spear hyper armor in PvP, not sure if it is still in the gameThere is probably more busted stuff that I do not recall right now.
>>487612842>Miyazaki is a tyrant in all the areas he shouldn’t be, and he isn’t a tyrant in all the areas he should behonestly it's amazing how this game series is so shit and yet it was able to fail upwards stupendously. really impressive. invasions for example have just gotten worse and worse and yet this latest one is the most popular fromsoft game ever made, outearning every single other fromsoft game combined. yet this is also the sloppiest game they made.truly incredible.
>>487612971that first invasion is so much cancer to even watchmultiple phantomshost summoningpassword phantom that is extremely high level and using every single cheesy ash of war spam possibleand "people" wonder why invaders run sweatlord builds and use glitches because this is the shit you have to deal with
Godfrey is maidenless cuck.
>>487613329Me personally, I would prefer to walk in with my unfair giant crusher with lions claw at skibidi +20 and beat her within an inch of her life, then use her bruised and battered body as my onahole before finally finishing her off with a final lions claw while she desperately protests my cheese methods.
>>487613565>invasions for example have just gotten worse and worse and yet this latest one is the most popular fromsoft game ever madeInvasions are a minigame
>>487613546Damn, all those busted options, and yet I only use weapons I like to larp with
>>487613546And now hoarfrost stop is not worth using anywhere for any reason. It's too weak, you're deleting FP and getting nothing in return.
>>487613329decades of indoctrination in public schools telling men that women deserve respect instead of having to earn it like everyone else
So who arrived in the big stone ships?
>>487613329This is femdom, the game. Are you stupid?
>>487613679They got divorced. He went away and fuck badlands bitches, and then return to fuck his wife.
>>487612728But i want to two hand the sword so it should scale better with str/heavy affinityRight?
>>487613565what a horrible example you chose
It's crazy how people still think there is no Yggradsil equivalent in Elden Ring that predates the Erdtree
What is the correct stat spread and weapon I should be using for a knight build with shield to spam counter attacks?
>jeenine telling people hes going to make his own souls pvp gameon a scale of 1-10 just how autistic is this dude?
>>487614214fuck yea spread it
who?
>>487613792at this point i wish they'd just give up whatever patent or whatever they might have on the invasion system and let a (clearly) much better developer make a game with invasions that's actually good.
>>487612971>audio cuts out every single time someone dies
>>48761424812
>>487614248hes right about how much of a shit state invasions are howeverpvp is the worst state it has ever been in this series
>>487613965>Got cucked by his wifes alternate self/half-clone>Two of his sons thrown in the sewer for being cursed and the last one becomes a dragon fucker>Gets kicked out of the house and the country for being a mopey cuck>Pity fuck from some Badlands mystery meat>Only good son gets murdered by his step-sister>Gets his ass beat and killed by some random Barbarians, probably lost his girl again>Ex-wife rings him up for a booty call>He comes running only to get his ass beat and killed AGAIN by his wife's new boyfriend(me)Godfrey gotta be the most pathetic man in From history
should i powerstance 2 Dragonhunter's great katana's or is that a stupid idea
>>487614721you powerstance curved swords or straight swords and basically nothing else desu
>>487611268no, it's a jojo reference>>487611149cosplaying as Nox
>>487613978>But i want to two hand the sword so it should scale better with str/heavy affinityEh idk nigga
>>487613329Idk, I think it might have to do with my estranged bpd mother and her instability impacting my psyche. I think I'm reaching out for a dominant maternal figure to become like a surrogate mother for me, but its getting all wrapped up in my sexuality. Idk if psychoanalysis is real though.
>>487613329why not both?why not order her to grab me firmly by the cock and balls and order me to service her?relax, buddysex can be fun, it's not a fight and it's not a competition, you are allowed to enjoy it
>>487614248Will it have blackjack and hookers?
>>487605920>they would never draw him like thisWhat do you mean? He literally has yaoi like body proportions and limbs
>>487614797Anon your Twinblade dual wield jump attack bleed spam build????
>>487614248>the guy who talks like he's chasethebro but doesn't have half the skillYawnzorsAutists should at least have enough autism to hyperfocus into getting megagood instead of just spamming 2-spear running attacks
>>487615110Concession accepted.
>>487615057sorry i'm straight bro
>>487615110Make fun of the french for turning mega ultra super leftist in the recent years while formerly being mega-based and giving us shit like wakfu, not for their cool little language
accept THIS concession: *unzips pants*
>>487614140How would the knot resin suggest a yggdrasil
>>487615393oh my god babe your clit is so huge
Hot take, all non human bosses really too much on aoe and isn't designed well
Discus Hurl should seriously cost like 5 times the FP and go 2/3rds of the distance
>>487614140sacrebleu, elden ring in french is so gay
>>487615548I don't mind that nearly as much as how bad the camera is against any large enemy
>>487615628>one small shield is useful for something besides parrying>anons lose their mindsUtterly bitchmade.
>>487604378More like supporting kikes.
>>487612971>>487614531I noticed this as well. Let me guess, he's calling them niggers or something?
I love how elden rings PvP is just ash of war spamReally neatHigh skill ceiling locating L2 and mashing it and hoping the enemy dies before you.
>>487615885The kikes are literally at the bottom of Leyndel summoning their false god
>>487615808It's way, way too fucking good. You can beat the entire game with it effortlessly.
>>487615960Suble shoutout to Dark Bead spam. It's a very deepcut reference.
>>487609390Heavy weapons do much more stance damage by default, it's for balanceLight weapons can't stancebreak good without dedicated stancebreaking moves
>>487613679Nepheli's existence implies he got busy in the badlands.
>>487602753My highest rated one is “sniper ahead” at rauh ruins. I wrote it after I killed the golem so I’m not sure if I put it exactly where he aggros you while you read it or if it’s actually helpful. Either way it seems to be popular.
>>487605626Arcane is literally for status effects, you retard.
>>487615548That fact that they refuse to zoom out the camera on large entity is weird with how they did that with sekiro
>>487616023PvP is a scourge on this game and all others like it.
>>487616247no it isn't, it is for many things, in fact you can use it for everything
What the hell is wrong with that hippo's unholy grab
>>487615396In english it says it comes from the roots of the "greatree" and in french it's translated as "L'Arbre-Monde" meaning world tree which is what Yggdrasil is, a world tree.
Redchuds
Who are the ancient gods the meteorite great sword talks about? they aren't the giants because they got nothing to do with fire etc the only other "ancient god" the game talks about is the gelmir serpent are the ancient gods the life that inhabited the lands between before the greater will intervened?
>>487612635Yeah, Radahn had one names Lacrime
>>487615647>elden ring in french is so gayElden Ring is gay.
how would you balance invasions and blues so they work properly instead of being just loadscreen simulator
>>487616586Astel kinda shit maybe?Ayyliums?
>>487615548My hot take is that the worst fight in the entire game is that one dragon on the tiny platform in Forum Azula. It doesn't even have a reward for beating it.
>invade>encounter thing you dont like>chainsawit really is that simple, this game is fun as shit bros stop torturing yourself and take the chainsaw pill
>>487616519I can't help but imagine Godrick's soldiers are the chuddiest in the realm.
>>487616505The great tree shit has been disproved hundreds of times already, it's always the same tree, there weren't any different trees
>>487616764and more exciting stories and reposted webms
>>487615647>>487616609not fair, everything is gay as shit in french
>>487616672Summons can't heal, ds2 styleSolved
>>487616672I would remove invasions instead, worthless feature, always has beenKeep the arena for the losers who are filtered by real fighting games
>>487616764What just happenmed did serpent hunt just reflect those spells
>>487616098elden ring ash of war spam makes dark bead spam pale in comparisondark bead spam was only dangerous if coupled with TWoP
>>487617053>is that a red man aaaahhhhh
>>487617062you know when you use the serpent hunter in the rykard arena and it has the big wind hitboxes? its a glitch that just causes that hitbox to activate like 6 times a second without the visual
>>487616792By contrast Malenia leads physically and mentally deteriorating monstrosities that will kill you for "compassion." His spirit will rise from the grave and the Lands Between will know he was right.
>>487616672Just bring back indictments, simple as.Blues shouldn't be host saviors, they should be red hunters.
>>487614140Go back to /v/.
>>487616764Can't be arsed setting up a macro and doing it without is incredibly unreliable or I would chainsaw so many of these cucks.
The Redmane, Leyndell, Cuckoo and whatever else helmets in the game look so uncool. Why are they as so stupidly tall and narrow?
>>487615647>>487616609and thats a bad thing why, exactly?look me in the eyes and say with a straight face that you wouldn't
>>487617298That's a kid
>>487617298Miquella strikes me as a hard top. He hypnotizes you until you're begging to eat his ass out, that kind of thing. Power bottom x10.
>>487614140Arbre-Monde sounds like wine brand
>>487617271The knights are very smart (big heads)
>>487617261unreliable FOR NOW anon with enough practice you got that shit bro I promise, you got this shit I believe in you, it used to take me like 40 attempts to maybe get it once now I can almost always get it in 3 you can do it
>>487615647I like this.More than this shit >>487616609>>487617298
holy shit Fire Knight's Greatsword has 905 AR with 80 FTH
>>487616672The problems are too deeply rooted in many facets of elden ringYou'd need to tackle:>password summoning>estus regeneration>horrifically easy PvE levels>large open PvE areas with nothing to use as invader>resummon spamming>graces/marikas being too close to boss fogs and being able to summon right at the door so zero riskand more but im bored of repeating all this alreadyelden ring is just totally and utterly skewed against invaders from the ground up, you can't fix it without remaking most of the gameit's just the way it is
I didn't buy the DLC.
>>487617453We all know that's not what Miyazaki intended, otherwise Miquella would not be a sex object sissy passed around by ugly old men
>>487616672I wouldn't. Remove them entirely. Nothing to save it. FF solution is the only way.
>>487617570How does it compare to Cranial Vessel Candlestand, tho?
Akhmed the terrorist clocking into stormveil.
>>487617720It's just good enough to make you regret not experiencing it, and so bad that you will hate yourself for buying it.
>>487610849We are shooting stars
>>487617827You already said that
>>487616672graces or stakes of marika right before boss rooms give you a buff that disables invasions, get rid of this cringe ass fog wall shit man
>>487617394obligatory
>>487617909Not the same anon.
>HE'S GOT A KNIFE!
>>487617530This one >>487617298 is actually good. It's just realistic and a little unnerving but you want to goon instead.
>>487618048Birb
>>487608473
There is an easy fix for invasions: The invader takes over an enemy.
>>487616815Disproved.... by what? I just find it insane that you think a world heavily inspired by norse mythology doesn't have an Yggdrasil equivalent. How is this even a controversial opinion?
>>487618014poor mohg... he might have been a crazy maniac, but a pedophile he was not...
>>487565014Don't be rude
>>487617854Cranial Vessel has 808 with min stats and 80 FTHFire Knight's Greatsword has 905 with min stats ant 80 FTH (it goes up to 907 AR with 26 STR like Cranial)
>>487618190>take over Malenia>continually spam Waterfowl
Roasting some chicken thigh in the air fryer, gonna make some spiced yellow corn polenta with it. Also playing elden ring.
>>487618048Just stay behind it.
>>487618218It's the same tree, just turned gold by the Elden Beast (or Golden Order or whatever)
back in my day if you wanted some fuckbois in the boss room with you, you had to restore your humanity at the bonfire and run your ass all the way to the boss gate while under threat of BIG RED coming to kick your shit in regardless of if you have summons or notyou zoomers don't know how easy you have it now
>>487618359I don't like chicken...
>>487618309Who said you can invade boss arenas?
>>487618218japanese description>b-butthere's no tree before the Erdtree, it was different, like in most mending endings, yes, but it's always the same tree The Erdtree is the Yggdrasil since it's a tree of life (even tho there was life even before the Erdtree), but there was no tree before it
>>487618291sheeeeit, guess I'm gonna be farming for that tonight. At least the fire knight armor looks rad. Has anyone tried power stancing two of them??
>>487618048I died an embarrassing number of times to these fucks on my first run. This game is literally just Dark Souls but somehow I felt like I had to relearn everything all over again like Sekiro.
>>487615167excuse me but chasethebro is shit and every video he posts on his channel is just him beating up noobs. i've never seen chase deal with the shit jeenine does. you're just a liar.
>>487618573i dont get it
>>487618241it always annoys me when someone's innocence is revealed only after they are well and truly deadwhat kind of justice is that?i'm seething
>>487618573>i've never seen chase deal with the shit jeenine does.Almost every fight he shows is 3v1
>>487618376But it's not gold>>487618559>japanese descriptionLink please?
The fact that ansbach was mohgs right hand man really speaks for how much of a solid dude mohg was
>>487618710So Radahn is in Mohg's body? Why didn't Ranni take over Godwyn's body?
>>487618241They made him less fun
i wish fromsoft could balance their games properly. Figuring out the correct difficulty is too much of a pain in the ass.If you use half the stuff in the game the game breaks
>redchud fightclub in the BURG in ds1>redchud fightclub on the bridge in ds2>redchud fightclub in the aldritch circle in ds3Where are the fightclubs in elden ring....?
>Ranni will never take over my body
>>487618989There is/was the circular thing in front of like the like Raya lucaria elevator, or now there's like the colleseums
>>487619101That was just the dueling spotThose aren't fightclubs
>>487618826You can google it
>>487618573>every video he posts on his channel is just him beating up noobs.That is every single youtuber posting invasion videos. It's not like there is matchmaking or anything. If one guy can beat multiple people it means there is either some sort of advantage for him, which we know is very small in this game, or the people he is fighting against are way worse than him. So they just post the instances where they get lucky to fight retarded people, which happens often, while talking about how good or fun their build is, as if it matters for what they're doing.
Why do I have to murder my own kind on behalf of my enemy just to talk to a cute snake?
>>487618826Deeproot depths are deathroot-raped
>>487618157If you were the soldier of God with the torch, I kneel
>>487619002Anon I’m hungry why would you post this I have a soft spot for simplistic desserts
Why do people stay in the Lands Between? This island is a nightmare that can bring you a fate worse than death. Imagine being there and thinking Oh boy, I can't wait to get a mortgage, buy a house, get a wife and kids, only to be raped by Dung Eater, have your wife put in a jar, and see real estate prices plummet to zero because of scarlet rot.
>>487619214I literally tried, couldn't find the original japanese text for the root resin description. I think I've done enough work trying to prove your theory right on your behalf even though that's not my job, if you want to convince me of anything you'll have to at least meet me half way.
>>487618826>>487619384they're not gold because the erdtree only glows the color of the current ordersee the entrance to the erdtree, it's brown
>>487618916She made her own body, resembling her idol.
If I was doing a Leda cosplay, how could I parry while keeping in theme? What's the closest thing to a bare hand that can take ashes of war?
> I, too, am a glintstone sorcerer. We study the stars, and examine the life therein. Are you familiar with our findings? Long ago, we began as stardust, born of a great rupture far across the skies. We, too, are children of the Greater Will. Is that not divine? Is that not sublime? ...and yet, none can fathom its implications, its utter brilliance!Based and Sagan-pilled
>>487618826It's not metallic but it's definitely golden. The Japanese name for it is "Golden Tree."
>>487619415Because I'm hungry too. It's going to be another 45 minutes before my food is done cooking. I cope with periods of fasting by looking up high resolution pictures of food.
>>487609990traveler(b), high/pagedryleafleather, nomadic merchant, confessorvulgar militia messmer soldierscale, kaiden, ronin, blue silver(b)vagabond, death knight, all 3 divine warriorraging wolf, hoslow, drake, rellana(b)banished knight, scaled, beast champion
>>487619343its awesome
>>487618989the first step
>>487619451Because it's not actually as bad as the game tries to make you believe. It's probably comparable to Italy after the wars of Justinian.
>>487619520That's because the original Erdtree was burnt, the golden tree you see nothing is nothing more than an illusion just like the trees where you find golden seeds. The brown part of the Erdtree you see at the base of it is the remaining burnt husk of the original Erdtree. This is what they mean when it's said that "the Erdtree became more an object of faith."
>>487618573>eceleb warsyou're worse than vtuber cancer holy shit
Kinda insane that we're forced to just fucking kill everyone in this game but going down to meet the Three Fingers is treated like we're trying to be friends with it.Like, of all things in the game, the Three Fingers totally deserve annihilation, they are basically pure blasphemy from our point of view regardless of what ending you are going for.
>>487619451it's currently undergoing the apocalypse, it wasn't always like this
>>487619534Keeping the theme? A parry dagger.Don't think you can stick parry on the fists.
>>487619451It's like the Middle East IRL for the Abrahamics. It's a shithole, but Jesus, Mohammed and others lived there, people want to go there for religious reasons. The Lands Between is where the tree is, where Marika is, and more.
>>487618916Why haven't Formless Mother yanked Mohg's soul from Miquella's clutches and put it in the nearest suitable dead body? Fuck, we had murdered half of population of Lands Between, there should be mountains of corpses to chose from. We murdered Malenia, for fuck's sake. She could have put him snuggly in Malenia's body.........<computing>This is now my new headcanon. Mohglenia.
>>487619553>literally looking at the image and seeing brown roots>"it's gold"dude...
>>487619736The erdtree was never burnt, what are you on
I wish there was a cool fuaking ring of mana regen like in fear and hungerI like having items that do stuff like that
The Erdtree is gold because its covered in fungus
>>487619923Why does Melina have burn marks on her body, why does she call herself "burned and bodiless", why is there copious amounts of ash litered throughout the capital even before the player burns it?
>>487619501主に、地下の大樹根から採取できる天然樹脂 地上の木の側などで見つかることもある アイテム製作に用いる素材のひとつ その根は、かつて黄金樹に連なっていたといい 故に地下墓地は、大樹根の地を選んで作られる"Natural resin that can be found from the underground Great Roots. It can even be found close to the trees in the surface. One material used for the crafting. It is said these roots were once tied to the Golden Tree, long ago. For this reason, catacombs got built on chosen places, ones with underground Great Roots."
>>487619181Idk what that means then I'm sorry
>>487619907It's just an eldritch being he prays to and stabs sometimes, I don't think she caresThis is a bloodborne situationSame with ranni's moon sitting there doing nothing because it's the moon and that's what it does
>>487619343Because she's gross and leads you into awful places because she's awful too
>>487620093Which of those moon runes specifically are you translating as "Great Roots" so I can double check your translation (if it even is you translating this and you're not just copy+pasting this amateur translation from some reddit thread)
>>487620147gathering spot for chaddy reds where a host mass summons them and then you fight it out one by onea fight club
>>487619343nobody forced you to, you know, that's what Hoslow and Behrnal and Patches are there to remind you of, they hung out with Rya at the manor all day but none of them could bring themselves to murder fellow tarnished, only you did
>>487620084Melina is a huge unknown variable, she could be burnt and body less because she got fucked up by Maliketh if we are to believe she's the GEQ, or other shitAs for the ash, anon, there's literally a city sized dragon crumbling into ash left unattended
>45 FTH 45 ARC>Highest AR I can get are FTH infused weapons
>>487620405Your explanation requires more assumptions and leaps of logic than mine does.
>>487619451Also your grave will be looted by brave Tarnished so they can buy your hotdogs or whatever from husks.
>>487620249大樹根the mistranslations come because japanese words can either be taken in pieces or as a whole
>>487620482>45 FTH 45 ARCin what planet would you build this
>>487619915Dude... So brown...I literally just said it was a regular tree turned golden by the elden beast. The fucking Japanese name for it is "Golden Tree." Are you really this dense or just an asshole?
>>487620405You don't find it at all strange that before you burn the Erdtree there's a bunch of ash everywhere and then after you burn it the exact same ash texture with the exact same colour has suddenly completely filled the entire city? You don't think that's related at all?
>>487620613so they only took 大樹?
>>487620654Anon do me a favor and turn on the game and then head to the Morgott/Godfrey arena, and check the part of the tree that opens up to the Radagon/Elden Beast arena.Then just...get back to me.
>summoned to fight Romina>host is in full bullgoats with starscourge swords>scadutree level 5>he spams rotten dragon breath on her>I die in 2 attacksam I retarded or is this the norm for trying to help people now
>>487620515It literally doesn't... you find only ash in the areas under the dragon, that's why you find dragonwound materials
>>487620817turn off all your dlc stakes
>>487620817I think Torrent was the worst addition to the game just because it allows shitters to run past everything and then are shocked to see they don't know how to play the game
>>487620613Those three symbols seem to be "big" "tree" and "root" respectively which does not whatsoever contradict the theory that there is an Yggdrasil-like world tree that holds up the world. If anything it supports it.
>>487619002Cheesecake is the best dessert.
>>48762065145/45 is how you get the most scaling off Dragon Communion Seal.
>>487620736it can be seen as the great tree's roots, or greattree's rootsthe translation teams were different probably
Which one is the most lickable?
>>487620947That's not how you JapaneseIndividual kanji/katakana can have different means when combined in different ways.You can't just separate the 3 kanji and then analyze one by one. You have to analyze the entire combination.
>>487620714The fuck are you on about? The majority of the ash is in the eastern most part of the city with all the misbegotten, the exact opposite side of where the dragon is.
>>487621194what kind of question is this? obviously darkmoon gs
>>487621249Alright so what do all three symbols put together mean? More importantly are you able to prove that all three symbols put together mean what you think it means? I doubt you're fluent in jap.
>>487621360>tongue gets stuck
>>487621194licking Ranni's darkmoon greatsword...
>>487621194Probably Marai since it's flatgrafted and eclipse you'd cut your tongue ondarkmoon you'd get your tongue frozen stuck tobolt of gransax probably taste like a battery
>>487621194I think the tip of the sickle, I wanna press my tongue into it
>>487621112It's supposed to be an ARC copeseal to let you cast well with arcane builds, might as well just go full faith and use a faith seal with the dragon seal in the offhand
>>487621463It can be either, bigtree roots, or big tree roots, it depends on the context
Summoning mermaidtard
>>487621463I don't know Jap, I just know enough to know how grammar worksAnd really is it that different from any other alphabet?
>>487616815there are more than one tree
>>487586525You hurt me.
>>487621917SPIDERFAG WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE
>>487621907That's the Crucible.Crucible is a spiral shape that resembles a tree.That's why trees are sacredThat's why the Erdtree IS a tree, because it was made to be a sacred symbol that already existed in TLB.
>>487622041Mmm?
>>487621194Fucked up that the big serpent club is a LA but the fuckasshuge sword pulled out the mouth of the actual demigod snake the club depicts somehow isn't. Like what's up with that?
>>487621898>>487621847Not very convincing, my theory is still true.
>>487621194gee I dunno the ice popsicle???
Is there a significant difference between strike, slash, and thrust damage? If a boss is resistant to slash damage am I doing 30% less damage? 5%? Should I bother to have multiple weapons ready for such an occasion?
I'm not answering questions from porn addicted twink faggots
>>487622237I think no remembrance weapons are considered legendary>>487622395some enemies are weaker to strike, notably crystalians and shit>Should I bother to have multiple weapons ready for such an occasion?no
>>487620817Turns out that people who need help to beat this game are retarded, who knew?
>>487621360It looks cold.
>>487622485it WOULD have been cool to fight that giant rotting mermaid tho
honestly, this fight is kind of okay, fifth time through killing him and he has kinda grown on me, performance is still dogshitits definitely the hardest fight in the game by far, if maybe not for the greatest reasonsbut this fight would not be as bad, if they just changed the pillars of light, into ground spells, because the pillars can sometimes completely obscure radahn and they make the visual clarity really fucking bad
>>487622249if your theory was true then the catacombs would be useless, because they'd be connected to a tree different than the erdtree
>>487603651Moore picks up Thiollier's inventory after he moves near Trina
Gah...hah...
>>487622237The clean version on the left looks really nice.
>>487622684>thrusting weapon and shielddoesn't count
Is level 16 scadutree blessing enough for the entire dlc?
The people that wanted Godwyn to come back are the same people that get Deadpool tattoos.
>>487622485you don't understand the lore
What's the easiest way to get Blasphemous Blade the earliest? Coop partner wants itAbductor Virgin below Raya Lucaria?
>>487622826does this countno shield no deflect
>>487613082this is the entire reason why i go to late night massage parlors. the good ones grab you by the cock and balls as soon as you walk in, before you even pay a dime
>>487622485>>487622654it's actually insane that after not giving us the godwyn mermaid fight in the base game and instead just using him as a setpiece while you fight npc gankers and a reused dragon, you also don't get to fight the giant cool mermaid monster in the dlclike what the fuck. it's one of the most iconic and interesting designs in the game, and they never ever use it. It's completely ridiculous that they couldn't put it in some creepy elden beast-esque area where it swims around and shit. Having a two phase godwyn the golden / prince of death fight would be so incredibly kino it's insane that they didn't do it.
>>487621194First one. No sharp edges to mess up your tongue, no ice to get it stuck, and the snake is biting the egg in a way that makes it look delicious, just lick there.
>>487623009Yes
>>487623097Thank you
>>487623009Immediately grab the Sword of St.Trinia, get stats to use itRaya LucariaUse the Sword to sleep-cheese Godskin (You can do this at a super low RL pretty easily)Fight low RL Rykard with the Serpent hunter (This isn't too hard if you dump vig with the Godskin runes)
>>487623009yes but it does mean skipping all of volcano manor quests and armor
>>487622485>>487622976No one understands the lore. Including Miyazaki.
>>487623009I think godwyn is the type of guy to fuck his friend's crush then act like it's normal because no one can do anything to him since he's the goddesses favourite boy
>>487623276Yessss
>>487622686Not if the Erdtree was once connected to the world tree but isn't any more. The Erdtree used to physically rebirth people by absorbing them through the roots and then birthing them like seeds from the boughs of the tree but after the rune of death was removed that's not necessary because people don't die anymore. The Erdtree is now no more than an object of faith, meaning it previous served a purpose greater than that.
>>487623276>>487623376No he isn't. Why are you like this?
>>487613565Almost like normal people don't play elden ring for PvP.I'm sorry about your mini game
>>487623038this is actually the only legit way to beat radahnif you dont use bleed, you didnt beat the game are are a complete shitteralso, you need to wear varre mask because other helms have more defensive stats and therefore are complete cheese, bosses should be able to hit you and do full damage or you are cheating
>>487623424niggers with an inferiority complex can't help but post their cuckold fantasy at any given chance
>>487623009do the volcano manor jump, otherwise do rya's quest and go up the dectus lift
>>487623424Godwyn strikes me as a douchefag, dunno why
>>487621476if my tongue gets stuck, i'll just ask melina to pee on it to get it unstuck
this is a mistake :))
>>487623424How isnt he?
>says I'm gonna die to a blade>comes at me with a bladeless bludgeon
>>487623515Cuckqueaning is hot
>>487623424people think this sort of thing about people like godwyn because they're insecure and want to assume the worst of people that they're jealous ofgodwyn is too perfect, which makes them upset
>>487624007Who's his brother?Is it Bernahlibart?
I bet Godwyn hired a kinky wench party, then he walked in a room full of Black Knives and started taking his shirt off thinking it was BDSM sex time only to get utterly soul fucked
>>487624007i wish his weapon didnt suck assits aesthetically cool as fuck
>>487624176I think he means Rykard. He says it after the boss fight.
>>487623424>>487623515>>487624158shut the fuck up Marika, your golden boy sucks
>>487624293I would 100% fall for this myself even if my most trusted friend warned me beforehand.
Gadwyn clearly only had sex with Fortissax and human women had no effect on him.
>>487624463Rykard is his brother??I think you read my question wrong
>>487624658He might mean brother from another motherHis homieHis bffI'm bullshitting here I don't think his brother was ever mentioned anywhere else
>>487624613Sorry chud, godefroy and godrick disprove your head canon
Is the mad tongue Aberich a primeval sorcerer? His entire brain is red glinstone
>>487624613Godwyn almost certainly has the highest body count besides Fia. Small wonder they get along so well. He is the only explanation for the existence of Godrick, Godefroy, the grafted scions and who knows how many unnamed descendants.
>>487604327>Lvl 90>Kick talisman>Blue dancer>Claw Talisman>Radagon Icon>12.2 equip load>Footwork>Beast seal>Pump StrHonestly chunks even heavy armored enemies, plenty of room for resistance incants, pocket sand to finish off low health enemies
Godwyn spread his golden seed around wantonly and was one of the prime reasons why there are so many demigods we don’t hear of
>>487625034Would Marika approve of his behavior? Or did she let him be just because he's her only normal son?
>>487625198Marika is a fucking whore herself I bet Messmer and Melina are Godwyn's kids too.With Marika.
>>487625296Contrary to popular fanon, my headcanon is that Marika is a tired hag that doesn't find enjoyment in sex after climbing the hornsent ranks by whoring herself
One of my friends quit elden ring because they got filtered by Red wolf of radagon.
>Doing dancing lion for the first time>camera fucks my screen and I don't see shit>but because I am greatshield and poke build I can't die>Killed the thing on first go but did not see shit and had my eyes molested by unsheen model clipping>Repeat the same experience on the Hippo and Saint of Rot and now I have a headache
>>487625578GOOD BOI :3
>>487625583bayle gave me a headache too
Which are the dragons you can kill before altus? ideally without going up dragonsbarrow
>>487625583Lion and hippo i get but saint of rot? You must've been on some dog shit positioning.
>>487620230Shut up, mermaidtard
>Bloodborne was the only fromsoft game with vampires in itWhy doesn't Miyazaki share my based and redpilled appreciation for vampires?
>>487625578A friend almost died to Soldier of God, Rick
>>487622467this but unironically
>>487625198She doesn't really have any room to talk. I thought calling her a strumpet was just an off-hand pejorative at first but combined with the seduced and betrayed line I'm pretty sure she fucked her way up the Hornsent hierarchy.
>>487625691agheel, smarag, ekzykes... I think that's itgreyoll and greyll are in dragonbarrow
I keep watching the ode to Miquella video.
>>487625578I hated that thing when i was playing semenless with my friend. Then i did a solo run in which i didn't rush to the bosses i had enough levels to kill the bosses without it being tortureous. Dumb noobs don't get it
>>487625850If my memory serves me correctly, there was some REALLY vague shit about vampires in DS1 too? Character creator for Carim sliders?
>>487625912Fuck it I guess I'll cheese Greyoll and bleed her to death then
>>487625850vampires are gay cringe shit for w*men
>>487625578I suppose he has the most anime moveset of early game bosses.Margit and Godrick are fat and slow. Wolf showcases how fast the game can be so it's a good filter for boomer brained people who can't keep up.I already beat the game 4 times and i think the game is genuinely too hard and the emphasis on difficulty is misguided.I miss the simpler combat of DS1 where the levels were more challenging than the bosses.
>>487625691rot, magma, glintstone, fire
>>487625850he DOES love vampires and that is why he reserved them for his only loved work Bloodborne, how could he not love vampires? he's a scorpio moon with libra placements after all
valiant gargoyle double fight is so dogshit lmaothe fact that they keep making horrible duo fights after O&S shows that they have no clue what made that fight actually work and it was just pure luck
>>487626714Filtered.
>>487626714filtered but true O&S was peak and they're never replicating it
>>487626714I know you niggers get anal everytime this is mentioned but they make bosses with spirit ashes in mind.
>>487626714the O&S fight isn't even that good
>>487616609Cute>>487617298Hot>>487618980Cute>>487617453Hot
Nepheli.
>>487626925I don't believe you. I don't believe they think 'yeah, we should make a few fights unbelievably difficult unless you use a spirit ash, which trivializes it'. I don't believe you.
>>487626929No, it isn't. That newfag probably never played it.
>>487626925I refuse to believe this because most bosses get trivialized by having another target to hit
I hate Fia with all my fucking heart and I cannot describe how much and I love this character. I still listen to his short role regularly and laugh with the knowledge that the voice actor likely had no clue what the fuck he was talking about. Fuck undead scum. Fuck rotten whores. Fuck the fish man.
>>487627031No, the thought process is "player has friend, now boss has friend too :) "
>>487626825>>487626906I'm better than both of you so try again
>>487627031you don't understandthey balanced the ENTIRE game around spirit ashesthis is also why every boss in the DLC actively fucking NUKES you if you use spirit ashes the moment you go through the fog gate
>be chad incel who just wants to beat people to death with your hands>but be remembered as some warrior king person wielding an axe because throwing hands are not king-likezamn
>>487627103>the game isn't stomping on my balls hard enough>clearly the devs failed
>>487627002She will make a good ruler.
>>487627043post original PS3 copy of launch edition dark souls or concede
>>487627031>>487627103Consider that the intended experience is what you consider "trivialized" and that Elden ring is actually an easy game all along (it always was)
>>487627387mad
>>487624942Yeah thorn sorceriers are from a blood star
>>487627387>no uTypical $cientology behaviour.
This place is kinda fucked when you think about it no wonder people didn't like godrick
>>487627475knew you didn't have one,newfag>>487627538because he is a newfagi have my copy sat here, he doesn't have one
>>487627103There's the pretty obvious fact that it can often skip entire phases of a boss
>>487627392didn't miyazaki say in some interview about how the game being difficult was part of the point? then again he lies half the time so whatever
>>487627573you entered a room with hanging limbs and shit and you didn't immediately think " damn that's fucked "? You had to think about it?
>>487611380is it just me, or does that tree look a little... racist?
>>487627387>post original PS3 copy of launch edition dark souls or concedeI unironically own that but I have no idea where it is since I haven't touched a ps3 in yearsI should find it sometime, just to show it offMy mom had credit card points that were going to expire and she saw that she could buy games with it and asked if I wanted anything and I saw dark souls and was like fuuuuack this looks so cool and she got it for meIt was awesome
>>487627686Dude.Bro.It's a video game.It's not real life.
Having done a lot of the dlc with a tanky build I noted that there is a spike in malicious design moments even if I shrugged them off, things like every corner having a guy behind it waiting for ambush and even moments where an ambush corner has its own ambush followed by two other ambush corners on the path after it. I assume its miserable on a non-defensive build to deal with these and wonder if some designer had a bad day furing development.
>>487627685He talked about "wanting everyone to have the same experience" in regards to easy mode. Which most certainly is not true with how horribly balanced the game is.
>>487627760>yeah bro i totally have it but i just dont know where it isokay pal
>>487626906>never replicating itBut they did perfect it
>>487627768it's still a room full of hanging dismembered bodies, I don't think there's any need to "think about it" to find it fucked up
>>487627686The game's lighting is kind of ass and doesn't convey gore very well, so yeah I didn't think about it immediately.
>>487627650childish
>>487627760>My mom had credit card points that were going to expire and she saw that she could buy games with it and asked if I wanted anything and I saw dark souls and was like fuuuuack this looks so cool and she got it for me>It was awesome
>>487627925Hell yeah. Loved this fight and i went in expecting to hate it
>>487625296>You will have a sexual relationship with Rellana>You will FUCK her Messmer>Then you will break her heart like I did with Rennala
>>487617453unfathomably based
>>487625092FTH probably works best for dryleaf, specially at lower levels.If you buff yourself with last rites it gives your weapons 30 flat holy AR + 5% damage.This might not sound like much but it's pretty huge on low AR weapons.It also allows for the use of the Dryleaf seal which is neat I guess.
I died more to Moonrythil than i died to Rennalla.I died waaaaaaay more to Senessax than i did to Bayle.
>>487627908I found my demon souls, ds2 and ds3 CDs but not ds1, fuckI wonder where it is, damnI also found my dragon's dogma CD, my skyrim CD, my prince of persia CD and some other stuff>>487627986Yeah
>>487628552Senessax is legitimately a shit fight in a shit arena with a shit boss it's all SHIT
>>487628212He needs spankings.
>>487628552I'm so mad that Senessax's glaive takes 1 trillion year to fucking fire, why couldn't it just be FTH's Adula's Greatsword dude
>>487627145She did nothing wrong.
>>487628910Wait Senessax is the wrong shit dragon fightMy point stands tho fuck that glaive incant
>>487628910>>487629136You had me looking shit up nigger
>>487628910Lansseax is the one with the glaive. Senessax doesn't even have anything special, it's just shit.
I know the starting plot point for the game is the first immortal being slain and the reactions and aftermath to that are what give the story narrative weight, but I want Godwyn to comeback as a mermaid so I can clap and kill him myself.
>>487629136
>>487629514>so I can clap
>>487620791Anon, do me a favor and re-read the multiple posts where I said it was a regular fucking tree that got turned gold. How fucking stupid are you? You gonna complain to the fucking creators of the game next about calling it "Golden Tree?"
Oh my god both us and another red died from laughter
I'm not joking btw see
honestly I don't think we need a pre-boss before the actual bosslike this ain't a fucking WoW raid, FromSoft!
>>487629514you want deathroot? cause that's how you get deathroot
>>487629828Pretty cool anon
>>487628391Do Last Rites stack with the holy damage buff from Sword of Light?
>>487629919Zanzibart... forgive me.... just this once... i must go all out..........
>>487627947Roderika gives a pretty fucked up description of him, but you're right, it definitely doesn't help Godrick's image.
What demigods would most likely smoke a blunt had you offered
>>487629514Godwyn is taking anon he FUCKS dragons.
>>487629983Thanks, it's cool to own theseI miss physical media a little
>>487629987I think so.Last rites is an aura like golden vow while the sword is a body buff like FGMS or Crab.But I heard that the sword's buff is bugged in PVP, though I haven't tested it myself.
>>487629750I thought you were the other guy.
>stormveil castle has a pantryNow we just need someone to find the toilets and the beds
>>487630575Now i wonder if those buffs are enough to offset the difference between holy and lightning resistances in pvp
>>487630457Miquella
>>487626405It's a weird game. It's not hard if you use everything. Like shieldpoking with spirit ashes and bleed, leveling up a lot, things like that. The only reason anyone thinks it's hard, is because we challenge ourselves by not using things that are good. But any game is hard if you do that.>>487627392This was my experience on my first playthrough. Bought the game after enjoying Sekiro, friends kept begging me to try it even though I didn't like DS. I got to Leyndell, told them that the game wasn't as hard as people said it was, they didn't believe I beat Margit a few minutes after meeting him for example. When I said I mostly used the wolf summons while shield poking, and some times using fireballs with my fth+str character, they said I wasn't supposed to play like that. How are you supposed to know that if you're going in blind? If you just do what the game tells you to do, it's extremely easy to accidentally get overpowered. Summoner classes aren't usually overpowered in RPGs, I think most people would expect the creators to not make one style of play so much stronger than others that it completely changes the experience like that.
>>487630615Alright, sorry for being a jackass. I've had a really bad day. It's not an excuse, just an explanation.
on my first playthrough of the game years ago i thought the fortissax fight was insanely cool, it didn't last very long because i was doing big damage but i was still feeling the dopamine from discovering deeproot depths on my own and fightning this really cool super secret endgame boss that's essentially a Dragon Black Mage.on subsequent playthroughs i realized he's just a reskin of generic dragon model #3 and he became like 10 times less cool.Reusing assets takes so much away from bosses. Astel is another example of this. being a natural born of the void becomes infinitely less cool and ominous when it's implied there's a bajilion other natural borns of the void.
>>487630878I got my anons mixed up first it's okay.
>>487630989
>>487630720they look like pigs, but we never see any in game...
>>487630765He needs SPANKINGS
>>487631073there's boars in several places
>>487630989Agreed about the dragons. But not Astel. The fact that you beat that thing, then learn it's just one of many, is what makes him scary.
>>487630752I think it's possible, specially considering that Sacred has higher AR than lightning with their respective stats at 50.Lightning however has access to some of the best consumables in the game like Hefty lightning pots and also stat boosting gear like the curseblade mask and Millicent's Prosthesis that are 10 free levels so it's pretty hard to beat DEX.
Why do you hate magic?
Why do people use placidusax ruin in the arena? For what purpose?
I will marry him
>>487631438because it's boring
>>487631470I will lick the sweat off his succulent asshole.
>>487631470ywnbr
>>487631438What set is that anon?
>>487631470Full pic? Source? Looks cute.
>had Radahn down to about 1/10 of his health>heart stolenIt's not fair, bros.
>>487631438I hate from's implementation, its not hard to make cool magic spells in a game like this.
>>487631589https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/120854889
>>487630720You're cast into a magical world of wonderment and knightly fantasy, and you decide to be the guy who goes looking for the place where imaginary people poop.
>>487631638Time for flower,and then death, O death...
>>487631734catbox plsI don't have an account
>>487631802if we don't find bathrooms in the lands between we can assume this is a harry potter scenario and everyone shits themselves and mages teleport the shit to the void
>>487631438>magic without summons>pitiful>boss never lets you get a spell off>magic with summons>absolutely bustedWarriors, on the other hand, are self-reliant. While they may benefit from a summon, it's not that much of a power increase, while going solo doesn't leave them anywhere near as helpless as casters.
>>487631510Miquella is loyal to his man.
Why do incantion takes so long to cast and enemies are getting faster with each game
>>487631696This. Most of the fans base have grown to love the foundation of attack commitment timing and dodging. The magic in this game doesn’t really have anything to do with that. Most of the spells have auto-tracking or are really fast or have massive aoe. The carian sword spells are dope though.
What DLC enemies besides fire knights drop +8 stones? I need them and I don't want to unlock Farum or Snowfield
>>487631962Awwwwww
Zanzibart, the forgiven
>>487632059whenever you have a question about this game ask yourself "is this explained by FROMsoft being retarded?" and if you answer yes, you know the answer.
>>487631827There's no porn up yet. Author has a part 2 pending.
>>487605954Radahn fans are so annoying. They never stop whining about his loss to Malenia.
whenever i'm fightning a dragon i fight them until they have a sliver of HP left, then i summon florissax just so she can watch me do the killing blow.it turns her on.
ZANZIBARUTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>487630457Messmer wouldn't want to disappoint his momMelina would say she's down to smoke but ghost youGodwyn wouldn't want to spoil his poster boy image, but he might if you were aloneNeither would MorgottMohg would wanna smoke in his room with blacklights and posters from Spencer's GiftsRadahn would smoke after a liftRykard but then he'd get aggresive and schizoRanni smokes more than me but she's a bitch I don't wanna hang out with herMiquella would and then he'd get too handsy feelyMalenia would if Miquella did but she'd just sit quietly in the corner
>>487632142I'm playing as a caster for a change and I feel like it's the opposite. The spells are much slower than using a good weapon and deal worse posture damage
>>487631438I don't (though)I just wish that carian slicer did poise and stance damage
>>487631734Cute, i love michaella. 3 arms fanarts are also cute
>>487631438>spray rot/frost dragon breath solo>boss downs 12 red bulls and knocks you out of animation to kick your shit in>spray rot/frost dragon breath with phantoms/host>you have now blinded your team mates to the .5 second tell of the boss' 45 hit comboIt's poorly designed
>replaying DLC>pay closer attention to NPC dialogue>Ansbach said that he knew Mohg got charmed and challenged Miquella himself to free his lord>He says he got his heart stolen so he got grabbed twice during the fightdoes this mean that out of all of them Ansbach was charmed for the longest time? He's old as fuck and I assume Mohg has been charmed for a really long time too
>>487632303>Malenia would if Miquella did but she'd just sit quietly in the corner>she'd just sit quietly in the cornerYep literally me.
>>487631696>can equip spells and/or skills into memory slots at bonfire>some weapons have unique ashes that you can place on them>cycle through them with up-dpad, press L2 to unleash them>don't need a catalyst to castWould that sort of streamlining work?
>>487631393I think another underrated aspect of DEX for fists is the fact you can swap to Beast Roar and that shit is incredibly useful for invasions
>>487631438make FP regen like stamina and we can talk
>NIGGER RAGE SATAN RAPIST 5000 approaches me>heavy attack guardcounter heavy attack ACK stunnedIt's really funny how powerful these are
>>487632593FP should regen by smacking the boss, with certain weapons being better at it than others.
>>487632264hot
>>487632420iirc Dane has been part of the Miquella gang longest
>>487632539>making both spells and ashes of war clunkynah
>>487632264>>487632757just did it again
>>487631112huh, I guess I just ignored them lmao
Skills should use memory slots instead of placing them on weapons but they should require the right weapon to cast them.That means if you have 3 spear skills, you can't use them with a sword but you can use all 3 with a spear. Since you're a melee build you won't need the spell slots anyway and this solved the L2 problem.
How would you incorporate bloodborne and sekiro mechanics into elden ring to improve it without fundamentally changing the souls structure? Keep in mind sekiro had to do away with a lot of core features to work as well as it did.
>>487622791>>487622237That it does.
>>487633019>left handed tarnished
>>487633093armored core mechanics too
>>487632723>FP should regen by smacking the boss, with certain weapons being better at it than others.literally, LITERALLY code veinthe spell system was hold trigger and press directional button / square triangle x circle to cast tooplaying a magic build there felt amazing (melee used skills / spells too since it worked in nioh logic where you had all these buffs and melee moves)
>>4876314640 start up frames
>>487633093make a talisman that uses the sekiro tear.they'll do this in their next game which is basically dark souls 5 + horse + new gimmick
So how much poise do you guys generally aim for in PVP?
>>487632539Wo Long's control scheme allowed you to have 8 spells and 6 ashes of war and it felt very easy to swap between them allFromsoft should steal fucking everything related to usability from that game. Spirit meter system too.
>>487632264>>487633019more like FlorisSEX
>>487632539What I would want is something likeYou press a button (Say, L1) and then you can press a face button and that casts a spell you linked to that slot, so you get 4 spell slots. Pressing up on the DPad changes your swatch of spells, so you can have more than 4. I would love for you to be able to cast shit without having to "put away" the weapon like bosses do, too, but I'll settle for just direct input spell casting for now.
>>487633093They literally just brought Deflect over they need to bring the updated camera too
>>48763329551 tanks a light weapon hit
>>487633127Right handed Dragon katana clips through the floorleft handed doesn't
>>487632296Zanzibalt-san, I have faired you...
>>487633260make perfect block part of the basekit like jump or rollmake a talisman that gives stacking damage on perfect blocks to guard counters
>>487631438Because it encourages you to use summoning or ashes. Magic has insane DPS (to the point that ALL cheese builds incorporate it), but playing honestly, you can never get any spells off against bosses because they're so damned aggressive and mobile. They also don't have any stagger potential, so bosses will just completely poise through your attacks and eat dozens of spells before getting guard broken. You just end up being forced into a melee character playstyle anyways if going solo.
>>487633295At least 51. I’ve tried to see the value in 101+ but I can’t really tell what moves I can poise through.
>>487633019If you marry Ranni, would she let you fuck your spirit ashes since she's got a sexless doll body?
>>487633295For the invasions it barely matters because you get blendered easily anyway and should rely on hyperarmor more than anything. I just get over 40 and stop with my preferred fashion.The only exception is my STR dude and purely because Solitude is a god tier set.
>>487633364I'd rather press L1 and then triangle, square, circle , x for spellsOr is that what you meant by face buttons?That would severely limit spells slots though.
>>487633510No.
>>487633475It's like they designed magic around clearing the levels but then couldn't figure out how to reconcile it with the bosses. I cast a shit load of incantations while progressing through a level but then rely on melee combat for the actual bosses.
>>487631438I don't. My first playthrough was melee only and I enjoy the challenge. My second playthrough was int and I enjoy how braindead easy cheesey it is. I do hate faith though because buffing is gay and for fags.
>>487621194The Golden Order GS should have been a holy damage version of the DMGS.
>>487633260>>487633450Talisman that turns roll into quickstep.Fuck me just get rid of roll and put in quickstep.
Is Maliketh's Black Blade any good? I've been using Troll's Golden Sword with holy infusion.
>friend moved his elden ring files to a different hard drive>boots up to continue co-op run>hes banned for 180 daysnice game
>>487633981>cheatedGood, he deserved it.
>>487633603Yes, that's what I meant. L1+Face button (X, Triangle, Square, Circle) I'm honestly of the theory that they should just fuse Ashes of War and spells, though, so my actual ideal would be L2+Face button.
>>487633475>>487633705You both have it super twisted or never really have spells a proper tryYou do a fuckton of damage, it goes from stagge race to damage race
>>487633705The only time I cast spells for bosses are when applying buffs at the start or after I've riposte the boss and they're getting back up. Opening a boss fight with scarlet aenoia, greyoll's roar, or Ranni's dark moon does make the melee a bit easier though.
I like using glintblade & melee sorceries, is radagon's icon worth it's slot for me? Should I invest into dex as well for cast speed? this is for pve
Steal from code vein
>>487604172Rennala is the most powerful sorceress.Gideon is probably one of the most powerful sorcerers though, considering his spellset.Sellen is weaker than Rennala.Vyke is right though.
>>487634154Probably not. Spells with long releases (like a lot of the higher level incants) are the ones that benefit most from Radagon's Icon.
>>487634154>>487634303Carian sovreignity is the best fuck off sword spell and it has a long cast time.
>>487634154Just Icon is enough.And yes, it helps quite a bit.It might not seem like much, but when you're trying to cast during a fight with an aggressive enemy like a boss it helps a lot.Melee builds would kill to be able to make their weapons swing faster.Alternatively you could just use Azur's Staff and free up a talisman slot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHgN0RVgAwYI'm so hopeless that this is better than porn for me. I still don't know why Carians have these horrendous proportions and I don't really care.
>>487634283It's not just Code VeinWo Long and Nioh also have similar systemsFrom's just stuck on the PS3 era where every action could only be mapped to 1 button and the idea of using one button to change the actions of other buttons was apparently unthought of
>>487634154Use azur's staff on your offhand + icon for maximum casting speed if you'd like but I'm unsureThe way casting speed works is that it speeds up... starting frames? Or something like that, I don't rememberSo for some spells it's not as noticeable, I'd google it>>487633942It's very good, destined death damage (such as it and the black knife) do a fuckton of damage to enemies with a lot of health, the L2 will chunk bosses, plus it's an ultra greatsword on top
this shit bloodborne
>throw a giant ball of fire>literally bending reality to my will>winAm I supposed to be jealous of meatheads swinging sticks around? because I'm not.
>>487633705I cast spells for the entirety of the game.It's been working good so far.
>>487634829you bend reality by asking for help from astral forces and gods from beyondi bend reality by punching itwe're not the same
I love the range on Palm BlastIt's unfortunate Dryleaf Whirlwind is kind of a shit for pvp because they can escape before the last hit
did the DLC really need 20 ghost flame dragons
how are the death spells in elden ring
>>487634283Wo Long even allows 8 spells at the same time. Very easy to swap between two presets of 4 too.
>>487635224Some are bad and some are really fucking good.
>>487635224Pretty alright
>>487634782Beast claws + UGS is my favorite weapon setup
>can't save HewgI really wanted to save Hewg.
>>487635269Stop repeating yourself.
>>487623276We have literally no evidence or implication that Godwyn was anything other than an all-around pretty great guy. Not one implication.
>>487635070I think I speak for everyone when I say two ulcerated tree spirits simply was not enough.
>>487635525Crazy effective, the offhand L1s seem to have 0 recovery time
>>487635567Meds
if I take my meds the Ranni doll stops talking to me...
>>487635525Objectively worse than ugs + hatchet but ten times more fun
Starting a new character to do DLC without any of the scadtree fragments. I did pure STR last time and I want to try something new.Should I go hybrid with a dex/faith or int or arcane? I feel I have rarely tried arcane cause I tend to avoid bleed builds cause it feels like easy mode.
>>487635793Yeah, you should take them.
did anyone here mess around with some "big" mods. like ones that add new areas or that change the gameplay fundamentally
>>487635224they're all dogshit no damage
>>487636034only in DS2
>>487635224A lot better after the DLC.You can actually kill people with them, instead of just spending 5 minutes spamming Rancor.
>>487634484>nice design>kickass leitmotif>cool animations>interesting backstory>no dialogue mid battleMaddening.
>>487635992i think using a great katana will give you some understanding of how lots of players went through the base game. I think they generally don't stack bleed as fast as normal katanas do so it won't feel like you're just shitrolling the game. infusable DLC weapons can go with any stat pretty well
>strong as fuck>huge aoe>quick throwing animation>easy to farm the vast majority of them>fit any build>excellent for pvp tooWas it so hard to design consumables like this in the main game too?
>>487636626you can literally one shot deathbirds with holy water potsthey then felt like the job was done and all the rest of the consumables got ignored
>>487636626sorry wrong pic meant to post this
>>487634120why did they have to make Sellen so stupid sexy??
>>487636958To make you sadge when she dies.
So am I crazy or is the church district in the shadow keep literally Helphen’s Steeple? It’s literally the same.
>>487636958so you get mad when they unceremoniously, inexplicably kill her off
>>487633019There should be a mod where if you complete her roofie quest, the Age of Fracture ending has her appear in dragon form beside you, arms encircling the throne with her head hovering over yours in silent vigil.
>>487635594Godwyn was almost definitely a good guy not because we have no implications of wrong doing but because his backstory is one of the most GRRM things we have in the game's story.He's basically too perfect to live, so he has to die like a bitch and then have his body defiled.Think of someone in GoT like Rhaegar where he's someone who should be a good King, he's beloved by the small folk and he believes his bloodline has prophecy and heroics.So he gets his chest caved in by a greathammer and left to rot in a puddle.
>>487636958Have you seen her with loose hair?
>>487637212GRRM really is an edgy wannabe school shooter.Him and the Berzerk faggot would've gotten along perfectly.
>>487637212yeah but rhaegar was a rapist who started a war which got most of his family killed
>>487636958she's not sexy you just like the feet of japanese men
>>487637212>Think of someone in GoT like Rhaegar where he's someone who should be a good King, he's beloved by the small folk and he believes his bloodline has prophecy and heroics.A lot of people rationalize Rhaegar as being an evil, dumb pedo bitch who cheated on his wife and deserved it.
>Aspects of the Crucible: Wings was the most hyped moment of the reveal trailer>Is one of the worst ashes in the entire gameok
>>487637480A lot of people are retarded
I think the most ridiculous consumable in the game is the Golden Vow oneThere's 3 whole ass different versions of Golden VowWhy, you can literally put it on a dagger and use it on literally every build
>>487637282ruined
I'm about halfway through the DLC. I've been using a poison build and want to incorporate Dryleaf Arts but I've got no real idea how.>Occult infusion still has low damage>poison infusion has pitiful damage>using Poison Flower Blooms Twice is getting hard with these late DLC bosses [I either get knocked out of the animation or get hit and take a large chunk of damage]Do I instead stick to occult Venomous Fangs ("high" AR and like 140 poison per hit) + Poisoned Hand?
>same thread has been going for hoursIt’s so over, isn’t it?
What do I use to chase down running hosts? Int build if it matters
>>487637480in ASOIAF, Rhaegar is a tragic character and his son (Jon Snow) is literally going to be the legendary hero who saves the world.TWOW will be announced in early August. TRVST THV PLVN!
>>487635070Yeah, same as furnace golems.Open world needs to be filled with something
>>487637865heavy thrusting sword running r2
>>487637672poison flower poison infusion
>>487637659totally brainless take on brilliant Sir goldmask's elucidations
>>487602791They're not weak, you're just exceedingly strong.
It’s our fault. The blame lies with the players. We pushed Mr. Honda too far.
whoever bakes the next thread is handsome>>487638141this but unironically
>>487638265>>487638265>>487638265
>>487637480We don't really know how things went down. A lot of Rhaegar's actions do look retarded without context though, but that describes a lot of characters in GoT that fans love. The cheating shit was because his wife was much older than him and a pregnancy would kill her (in fact, Aerys set it up that way because he hated his son). As for the pedoshit, it's GoT, it's everywhere. Bobby B himself was 5-6 years older than Lyanna himself, which isn't that much younger than Rhaegar. Everyone of Rhaegar's actions seems to run contrary to how the people who knew him, even some enemies, described him. In fact, the interpretation that most in the fandom latch onto is Robert's description of him. Funnily enough, a lot of these people are very forgiving of Robert as well.>>487637894You've never been to SB or reddit.
>>487637672Super light roll, 7% loadBlue dancer charmKindred of rot exultationPoison Dryleaf/Dane'sPoison flower blooms twiceJust time your WAsThis is the single strongest poison self buff setup in the game
>>487638080Will I be able to use poison flower on Messmer/Radahn? It was a struggle against Bayle.
>>487638289>dsgger previous thread link placement Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww wew
>>487637865>Int buildSwift Glintstone Shard, no competition.
>>487628391Personally I prefer str for the defense and going all in on pure physical damage. Beast incants are pure physical and also benefit from the blue dancer and that makes up for the lack of faith on the beast sealAnd of course I use Whirlwind because it looks way cooler than palm blast
>>487637672>mushroom head, poison exultation talisman, offhand poison hand>multihit talisman like millicent's prosthetic & rotten talisman if you have both>alexander's shard or stone kicks talisman>divine bird feet>poison dryleaf art of your choice"2-hand" the dryleaf, just having poison hand equipped will allow it to proc. Building up poison stacks up the multihit buffs, proccing the poison triggers hand/head/talisman buffs and poison flower blooms twice to explode mobs or remove poison from bosses to keep your proc buffs on 100% uptime.
>>487630457In order of enthusiasm, starting with most willing>Godwyn>Rykard>Melina>Miquella>Malenia >Ranni>Radahn>Mohg>Messmer>Morgot
>>487634542
Is it safe to use cheat engine to ad scadu fragments?
>>487607127souls seiba a CUTE
