Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>Progress Report #7 New Episode 2 scenes will be bonus unlockables. Current technical work is overhauling the translation tool; will be release with the next episode.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4248664999232506995# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>487422169
>>487682831First for Andrea > Ashley
third for mops
Noelle!
What would Ashley do if Andrew snuck into her bed at night and started licking the backside of her ear?
Shota Andy forcibly crossdressed by his older sister!
>>487683393She'd probably be confused at first but let him continue
>>487683131I want to pinch her cheeks and tease her!
>>487683437I swear the only reason you haven't ERP'd with yourself about Andrea x Ashton (the actual older x little brother ship) is because your chimpanzee brain is incapable of abstract thought; you aren't imaginative enough to picture what shota Ashton might look like, due to nobody else drawing a young Ashton for you. This is why you've instead shipped Andy with... himself, in the form of Andrea.
>>487684176Huh? We're not all one bloke you know. Andy should be /ss/'d by Ashley.
Do I need to remind you again?
If I had my way you'd all be up against the wall fucking your siblings.
>>487684787How do I make you king of the world?
>>487682831We went on a family trip and I did a Karaoke duet with my sister. It was fun
>>487685523What songs did you sing?
>>487685523What's Ashley staring at??
>>487685350Be sure to write in "Jeb Bush" in your next coming election! We WILL win this one! We will construct the great kingdom of Delphinia across the globe and make outcest a thing of the past. You have my guarantee!Here kid, have a turtle, while we're at it.
>>487685651Disney songs like Aladdin or Frozen. Since they were the only songs we both were familiar with.
>>487685882did you sing "A Whole New World" together? :)
>>487685801I need this image but with Ashley instead
>>487685924Yep. It was wholesome
>>487686046Sounds cute, I hope you gazed lovingly into each other's eyes the entire time
I wish I had siblings
>>487686752It's not usually as good as people make it out here anon. Most siblings barely even talk to each other after they move out of their parents.
Having siblings is the best! I pity only children.
Tits
>>487684787but my sister wouldnt be comfortable there :(
>>487692137We'll get her a pillow then. Now stop being a bitch of a brother already.
>>487692843Siblings should be each other's pillows
Death to all hussies!
>>487683098Another win for reddit!
>>487698109
Making my brother a brisket for his birthdayAlso can someone who isn't a complete retard try making a Chefly image? I don't like the one I made
>>487682831>I'm certainly no pretty lady, you can't even fuck me.Ashleybros...
>>487698362I miss when my sister used to do stuff for me on my birthday like that. We don't even remember each other's birthdays these days even though we still live together. :'( Don't let things get like that anon! I'm sure he'll love the brisket
>>487699378I'm really bad with birthdays so I'm going to make a booklet with the dates of people I love, I think it's pretty normal to forget birthdays actually lol
Stick.
>>487700568ALL NIGGERS MUST BURN
>>487699613>I think it's pretty normal to forget birthdays actuallyTrust me, I know, but I didn't even say Happy Birthday to my sister until two days after which made me feel like shit. Now that I think about it, she did make cupcakes for my last birthday which was really sweet, but I too bitter over something to really appreciate it. Think it just seemed performative to me at the time. Never wanted to become so cynical especially towards her of all people. Enough moping. Hope he appreciates your love!
Is it normal that I'm more excited for my sister's birthday than my own
>>487700568Stickley
>>487701819I don't think it's weird. Your own birthday's bittersweet because it's a day where you reflect on the life now behind you, but it's also a sort of celebration of your existence. When it's someone else's birthday and it's someone you care about, it can be a lot of fun because you get the opportunity to show them how much you care for them. It's a really lovely thing to see the joy and appreciation someone feels when they know you've put in effort to show them that you care.
>>487701819I think you're weird because you should be excited for your birthday bj from sis.
>>487699378Thanks anon. Truthfully this is probably the last birthday I'll spend with him before he moves out forever. It's an unhappy topic so I try not to dwell on it, but it scares the hell out of me.
>>487703881>it's homoanon
>>487704027siblings are siblings at the end of day. I don't have any close brothers, but I know I get overly attached to people so I get why it might be hard for them if they've been around for most of their life.
>>487704027this is 4chan, we're all homoanons here
>talk to sister in person once every like 4 months>always other relatives around>never texting each other>superficial how are you doings>don't think I care about her anymore nor that she cares about me>first time alone in years>driving to take care of some family business>immediately default to our old teen dynamic>laughing without a care in the worldAmazing, it felt as of nothing has changed. I missed her.
>>487705028Everything changed. She's getting railed 3 times a week by different men while you sit at home on 4chan.
>>487683131Cute!!!
>>487705175>only 3 times a week what is she a nun?
>>487704027I am literally just lurking whilst eating breakfast why must you gossip abt me :(
What are some kino fics on coffin
>>487705591She's a nun-in-training. Unfortunately she will have to become a living saint but cutting back to only 2 per week and NEVER on Sunday.
>>487704027Guilty as charged. I've tried to stop posting here about it, but I just wish I felt better about any of it>>487705774I'd get mad at you for pretending to be me, but I suppose it's what I get for blogposting
>>487705175I hope not cuz I like her husband, he doesn't deserve that.
>>487706237I'm not trying to pretend to be you anon, I'm sorry lol
>>487706620It’s over, /calg/ is overrun with homos
>>487705591>>487706210which one has more sex, single girls or girls with bfs
>>487706620Oh. Well then I suppose I should apologize for having enough of an ego to think I'd be worth impersonating. Either way, this is getting too meta.
>>487706916The brother homo should move in with the homo homo so homo homo can fill the bromo void
>>487706916There's barely any gay content abt coffin, bi/straight ppl get fed more than us so (respectfully) shush
>>487707171"single" girls
Speaking of single girls reminds me of Ivy. How often does she get laid? Does she ever get married?
>>487710680I took her virginity and married her.
>>487710680Ivy is a rich girl who looks down on others. She probably hasn't had sex because she would only date a high rank mage or something like that.
>>487710680She's married to being a bitch, it's been a long and loving marriage.
IMAGINE SEX WITH NEMLEI
>>487698426 cute nose fuck you!
>>487713096.............she has a brotherhusband. Sorry not sorry.
Mating pressing Noelle
Licking Noelle's ears
Spanking Noelle
once again, great posts, guys. and you wonder why you drive everyone with talent away from your general
ANTI SOCIAL INBRED SCHIZOID GENERAL AW YEAH LETS FUCKING GO
>>487711854As a result when she does finally have sex it’s probably unsatisfying, being with some acquaintance from an influential family as opposed to someone she would’ve met in school or something and formed a connection with. Businesslike and transactional.
>>487711648>t. Noelle>>487713708>>487713805>t. IvyThe implications of this are clearhttps://files.catbox.moe/e6xjng.jpg
>>487714134I hope you're talented so you'll fuck off
>>487714886most disappointing endingnice art
/u/ time?
Less than a week until the next Progress Report! Are you excited for the September release date confirmation?
>>487714396She would probably marry the son of one of her mother's friends. Generally I'm not into the bad boy trope but at least Noelle has more fun with Yule than Ivy could have in an arranged marriage.
Fuck it, finally posting this>Noelle wanted to cry>Joutilainen had her working late today>He made this request infrequently enough, but today there was a big squall on the horizon that was moving slowly, gaining strength, and promised to produce a lot of volume>The problem tonight was the timing.>She had a lot of tea in the morning for energy>More at lunch to keep her going through the afternoon crash>Plus a whole bottle of water to stay hydrated into the night >Not to mention god knows how many cups she had grabbed here and there.>During that time, the pressure had built>and built>and built... >Until at this point it was nearly unbearable.>And she was still so behind! She could NOT afford to take a break now of all times >Yule was home, thankfully>storms like these did not require high-quality flakes >Quantity over quality>Her specialty>Which meant she could avoid him seeing her like this:>Rocking pitifully back and forth on her stool>Tummy with a slight bulge from the sheer amount of liquid stretching her poor, suffering bladder>And pale thighs quivering so much she had to clamp them together.>How can anyone expect a snowflake artist—or at least, snowflake maker—to work under these conditions?>Suddenly, Noelle felt it>the moment she had dreaded>a leak>no no no no no... >not like this!!>It was small, and she stopped it immediately, but it was a sign of an impending burst>She pressed her hand against her crotch>(not that it would stop anything)>But it felt better, very slightly, even if as a placebo. >Noelle knew this would not last much longer>Every second ticking by was torturous>And her snowflake casting had fallen to half speed now that she was only using one hand. >But something strange was happening in the crystal ball of her work station>The snowflakes were taking on the faintest tint>A tint of yellow>An unmistakeable yellow that betrayed exactly how full she wasContinued
>>487715015I hope your general dies too, cocksucker
>>487715583>Noelle swallowed hard. Would she get caught? Joutilainen was in his office, not watching>Or could this be the solution to two problems at once?>fuck it>The little snow sprite was more than desperate enough to try.>Noelle gathered her courage and broke through the mental block that held her pee in, mixing it into her magical aura>The effect was immediate>She hissed through her teeth in satisfaction as sweet relief poured from her fingertips>oh fuck,,,>i needed this SO much>it feels so good>Pale yellow flurries became blizzards as she emptied herself with reckless abandon>right there... >The hand that was pressed between her thighs started moving. >She slipped it under the hem of her sweater, then up and under her waistband, until it found its way to a spot that felt so, so sensitive>Noelle shuddered as she continued to empty herself into her snowflakes, and she clawed desperately at the second source of wetness between her thighs>A gale roared in her crystal ball as more and more yellow snow fell, forcefully expelled by every muscle in her body>yes,,>please>The relief from her spilling pee distracted her enough that the orgasm caught her totally by surprise.>With a yelp, Noelle fell entirely off the stool and collapsed>She lay there, her pelvic muscles clenching and throbbing at nothing, as the snowflakes in her globe finally settled and eventually, fell still.>She was both empty and drained, and may have fallen asleep right there if a BANG had not startled her to attention>Yule>standing in the doorway>Hey Noelle, funny storm you made today>Care to taste this snowflake I caught?>oh>oh nohttps://files.catbox.moe/ruyg15.pnghttps://files.catbox.moe/1csw4n.jpg
>>487715040sure
>>487714134I have no idea what you’re talking about.
>>487715583>>487715909Cute girls peeing are so arousing. I don't know why I'm like this but I loved it. Thanks anon
>>487716209Thank you anon. This is my first erotic green so I am happy it turned out wellIt is so hard to find the type of pee stuff I like, so much of it is either degradation or exhibitionism or just peeing for the hell of it or any number of other things. So little of it is cute and sexy omo
>I need an Ashley so badNo you don't
>>487716882Yes, I do.
>>487716096Girls CAN love girls!
why are you all so threatened by cock
>>487716689Don't worry anon, you did great. I hope keep making more
>>487717294Because they’re all virgin femcels
>>487717294Why don't you have anal sex with men onii-chan?
>>487717495virgin femcels need a good man (me)
>>487717495I don't think they're female at all
>>487717294Because we are all girls duhhhDumb moid
>>487717980There are no girls on the internet everyone here is a man
>>487717980you will never be a woman
>>487718123you will never be a man
>>487717980YWNBAW
>>487718159>>487718279t. Females
you will simply never be. goodbye
>>487718845>>487718650>>487718279>>487718258>>487718159>>487718123>>487717980
>>487715898Why are you here then? Also thanks for the bump, cocksucker :)
>>487719029Continue to seethe, I am living
>>487719153>admitting he doesn't even like the game
>>487719153Thanks for the bump :)
Love it when hussies give us free bumps.
Coffin were made for women.
Is it just me or has this July devlog cycle felt the longest?
>>487719223>>487719238>>487719238Maybe your ARE women, all you've got is passive aggressive smiley faces and TY FOR THE BUMP BB uwu shdgdhsja kill yourselves
>>487719526Thanks for the bump :) keep seething its funny
>>487719670;)
>>487719476Same here, but at least in my case I'm pretty sure it's because I'm plugged into the world news cycle which has been VERY eventful this month, and that significantly warps the perception of the passage of time.
>>487715909The correct link is actually https://files.catbox.moe/1csw4n.pngTime to kms out of shame
>xer thinks there's bumpinglmao
>>487718845Therefore, I do not think
>shartyfags attempting to raid Man, at this rate we'll make it to general #300 in a matter of days!
Everyone shut up
>>487720419No, I don't wanna
Everyone get louder
>>487720147Thinking's a scam anyways. It's all about intuition. Give into lizard brain. Eat bug
>>487720508AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I say boom boom boom now everybody lemme here you say way ho
...
Man, even our BPD meltdowns here are 2007 coded, aren't they? Should we start playing Simple Plan???? Surely we can all agree on that right, they're gender neutral lol
>>487720980Who are you even talking to?
>>487720980You haven't said anything we don't already say about ourselves anon. Try a touch harder.
Let's settle this by taking our shirts off and wrestling
>>487720589THIS AGAIN?
>shartychads making the 4cuck trannies seethe
>>487721363Try calling for backup again
>>487721363I'm not seething you're actually seething I'm in a great mood and I am having such a good time hahahaha see? I am loving life you are a bitch and you are stupid fuck you. my life is better than youres and I experience happy feelings all of the time.
>>487721581hahahahahaahahaha
>>487721363>>487721581Are you teenagers still mindbroken 3/4 of a year later by the fact Nemlei is still making the game?
>>487721508the fact the you spent the time to make that screencap is slightly unsettling
>>487721670I'm 43, but yes
>>487721682>he thinks I made itlol
>>487721805Not really helping your case mate
>>487721581Unironically this is what Ashley would be like if she used an imageboard.
>>487721324THIS WONT END UNTIL YOU FULFILL THE PROPHECY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>487721945Any post in 4chan becomes hilarious if you imagine Ashley posting it
WHY WON'T EVERYONE BE NICE TO ME
>>487721945dude your so right, I'm so ashley coded. >>487722389shut up bitch
>>487722389Silence, fujo.
>>487722209Ashley would totally be a kiwifarms poster
>>487722448remove that word from your vocabulary, you will never know what it feels like to be pregnant I'm sorry you're so jealousanyway thiu is a gay cis man
Is this game Gen Z's/Gen Alpha's first honest, non-commercialized depiction of the turn of the century?
>>487722606She would make a page about Julia and reply to the thread with her 50 alts
>>487722440>I'm so ashley codedYeah, you are. You're certainly acting like a bitch :^)
>>487723195Sure thing Ashley
>>487723195Whenever you type like that, it makes my dick hard.
>>487722606Ashley wouldn't be smart enough to use any website that has logins.
>>487723195This anon is an Andrew
>>487722389>>487722693Daily reminder that there are NO male thiu posters. all thiu posters are disgusting fujo WOMEN who larp as males, and will NEVER be a real man.
>>487722606I hate to agree with you, but I could actually see that. Or at least 2007-2012 /b/tard. I could easily imagine her being one of the people who'd get bored while Andrew's at work and just pretend to be interested in being Chris-Chan's girlfriend.
>>487722783Nemlei is older than you.
>>487723661What is this meant to be a counterpoint to?
>>487723483That settles it, she would post on lolcow all day long
All this unpleasantness is stressing out my wife, please keep it civil going forward, thank you in advance
>>487723736Do you know what a GenZ is? Why would GenZ be depicting what it was like to be 20-22 years old in the year 2000?
I can't even tell who's what anymore. oh shit I got so panicked and anxious ridden just gleeked all over my screen, that was disgusting. what the fuck. Anyways Stop all of this at once my poor fragile psyche can't get a grip on reality.
>>487723878Are you ESL? I'm not calling Nemlei a zoomer or alpha.
>>487723483Yeah she would. She'd just forget her password and smash her keyboard trying to remember
>>487723736They are eluding to the fact that nemli is a shotacon who prays on cute little boys like you.
>>487723856How many times do I have to tell you to stop posting my wife. I've had to stop showing her these threads because you stress her out so much
>>487724086this is peak /calg/ oldfag posting
>>487724130>are you an eslNo, but you are with those misused words. Commercialized does not mean what you think it means. The way you used "depiction" in context implies GenZ/Alpha are the one doing it.
>>487724151smashing your head into a keyboard actually is a great way to come up with a password watchp00 gg kef [[l;see? Ashley is actualyl just smarter than you for being able to think of that. Just because she rights it down on a piece of paper and then can't read her hand righting later on doesnt mean she's stupid, that's actually a really common thing people deal with. Look it up
>>487701819Tbh I don't ever get excited about my birthday, and living alone has made all holidays dull. Celebrating someone's birthday sounds nice, of course it makes sense to be excited about getting to show someone you care about them.
>>487724587>Commercialized does not mean what you think it meansThis is a game with soul that wasn't signed off by an exec.>The way you used "depiction" in context implies GenZ/Alpha are the one doing itNo it does not, though I understand that the way you were taught English in Mexico may be a bit more anal than how Saxons speak.
>>487722783Yes
>>487724790English is the only language I know and you're still wrong.
>>487724745>p00 gg kef [[l;Wtf that's my 4chan password
>>487725081>ay mayn english do be my only language nigguhAccept you are wrong; another Anon, with a presumably greater intimacy with Saxonese than you, was able to accept it without bitching. (>>487724993)
>>487725128Ashley is a L33T hax0r
>>487725243Yes
>>487725243So the game is a free passion project like all her previous games, yes? ...No? Commercialized.And you still used depiction dubiously in context.
>>487725501>...No?NEWFAG DETECTED NEWFAG DETECTED NEWFAG DETECTED
>>487725128That’s not your password, I tried to delete your post and it wouldn’t let me
>>487724401I see the confusion, my wife is JULIA, you must have married her older sister. Jules showed me the photos of when she was expecting a while ago. I’m really happy for you two and I hope your daughter is doing well.
>>487725534not that anon but calm down even I can tell they're being facetious
>>487725534It used to be free before chapter 2 wah wah! But what does it cost right now, illiterate?
Ashley cute!
Ashley fucks Julia better than Andrew.
>>487725721Sorry Paco, me no hablo espanol. I'm busy replaying Episode 1, a passion project that was the best game of 2023 even before Episode 2 came out. Hmm? What's that? No, I don't need you to wash my driveway. No I don't have any pesos for you, fuck off!
>>487725534don’t calm down even I can tell they're not being facetious, you’ve almost won the argument, just call him a tranny in a few more replies
>>487726016KEK
>>487726016What is with Americans obsession with the shitholes below them?
>>487726181Anal is the American pastime.
>>487726181Que?
>>487726016I don't know spanish and I doubt your dumb ass could afford a place that had a driveway.
日本語しと
>drivewaychads making the ESL niggers seethe
>>487725918Yes, obviously, because lesbian sex is inherently superior. Similarly, Ivy has better sex with Noelle than Yule does.
>>487726437Huh?? What?? Speak English you goddamn taco muncher!
>>487726820>lesbian sex is inherently superior.How was your relationship with your father?
I see we're in peak EST hours.
What does Ashley's breast milk taste like?
>>487727112Lemon flavored dough and preservatives
>>487727112draino and vinegarher older brother keeps going back for more
>ESTchads making the PSTtrannies seethe
>>487727061LMFAO based>>487727112guys what do yoshis eggs smell like haha what do you think I'm just asking <- this is you right now, kill yourself
>>487727061I am a straight man and I have a good relationship with both my parents. I can just recognize simple facts. Lesbian sex is hotter, more technically advanced, more sensitive, and statistically leads to many, many, more orgasms. The girls just have us beat and there is no shame in admitting that.
Ashley hot, steamy, hardcore sex with Andrew (more canon than ever).
>>487727415>t. ranny
>>487727415That’s exactly what I would expect a tranny to say, the bar was on the floor, and you broke out a shovel and pickax to bury it further that I thought was possible.
>>487727367You're so upset LOL
>>487727415>statistically leads to many, many, more orgasmsfor the same reason guys give better handjobs than women. Doesn't mean you'd rather fuck men
>>487727563Based
CUTE!
schizo ruse cruise never stops
>>487682831is she as mentally ill as Ashley?
>>487727668depressing... you wish you could evoke such a feeling from me but you're so bland and boring that all I feel is disgust
>>487727589>>487727613>>487727683My cock is intact and I intend to keep it that way. Not sure why you are all so upset. The lesbians just really have it figured out.
>>487728508Andrew is worse than Ashley, so it stands to reason that Andrea is worse than Ashley.
Perfectly adjusted individual with no deceitful tendencies will stop strolling.
>everything that I don’t like is schizoreddit would be far more to your liking, the moderation style is everything that you’ve been asking for
>>487728598>pre-optell us when you get the courage sis!
>>487728598>My cock is intact and I intend to keep it that way.Next time you’re pretending to be male, just remember that real men don’t talk like this.
>>487728896To be fair everyone in this thread is severely autistic so ideas of normal conversation are out the window
At least the thread is interesting again, but the posts still aren't quality haha
>>487728632>Andrew is worse than AshleyWhat makes you say that?
>>487727563
does anyone have the TWO RETARDS FIGHTING coffin editit seems relevant
>>487725816I need Andrew to rape teenley
>>487730062Waiting as patiently as I can.
>>487727563>>487727834>>487728081This why I need little a sister
>>487730559thanks doc
>>487729585he wants to fuck his sister and murders multiple people while knowing its wrongAshley doesnt seem to grasp the "wrong" part of murder it seems
>>487715909Surely this is the night they conceived their demon child. Imagine being in this situation and not correcting her
Some would complain about page 8. I revel in the blissful quietude
>>487684787We prefer to snuggle passionately in bed
>>487735605This but Ashley
>>487697064And Life to all Hags!!
>>487736281First we had shroomley, now we have weedley
>>487736325I've spent a while thinking about a Roman-related pun based around "sisterpits" and "sesterces" but it continues to defy me
>>487736813I don't know what compelled me to make that lol I don't even smoke.
>>487736813Judging by appearance, the hag would be Methley
>>487729585Putting aside the fact Andrew romanticizes murder-suicide, killed the 302 lady in cold blood, and guilt trips Julia with Nina's death to get her to stop complaining about being told to kill herself daily...Andrew is the exact opposite of Ashley, for better and for worse: Ashley is a socially inept person who always wanted friends and to love others, but was consistently betrayed/let down by everyone other than her brother; Andrew is a chameleon who isn't capable of feeling anything for people other than his sister. What comes of this? Well, ever since trapping Nina in the crate, Andrew has unintentionally done every possible thing to convince Ashley she is a demonic plague unworthy of love, who needs to go to terrible extremes to coerce Andrew into showing her affection. Does she have to? No, because Andrew wants to show her affection anyhow. And yet, Andrew hasn't used her reverence of him to guide her towards independence, nor even as an opportunity to fully embrace her. Instead, Andrew has kept a certain amount of distance: enough where it's clear she's "weird" but close enough to keep her hooked on him like crack, keeping her constantly open to evildoing. Ashley's evildoing also gives Andrew a justification to act out on his worst impulses, and blame her for it. For instance, Andrew doesn't have to feel bad about liking murder if the evil bad Ashley is making him kill people; then, he's just a victim. Oh, and Andrew is totally for realzies upset that he has to keep standing up his dates to tend to Ashley, man that girl is always causing trouble! And by "causing trouble" I mean giving excuses for Andrew to cuddle his imouto. And it's all unintentional on Andrew's part; he didn't plan to manipulate Ashley (outside of the blood oath) but is just making the most logical decisions towards having his cake and eating it too, and he has no reason to modify his behavior because everything that happens is to his benefit/what he wants anyway.
>>487740659It's funny you say that because I was thinking of an old friend of mine who used to do meth when I drew that. I like methley more
I need Methley in my life
>>487740776NTA and I got nothing against long post, but in the future, you gotta format stuff like this a bit if you want people to read it anon. Just commenting on the murder-suicide thing too, I wouldn't take that too seriously. I used to say the same kinda morbid stuff when I was a teen to girls and they knew I was joking. Some people are into that sort of fucked up flirtation.
>>487742350Putting aside the fact Andrew romanticizes murder-suicide, killed the 302 lady in cold blood, and guilt trips Julia with Nina's death to get her to stop complaining about being told to kill herself daily...Andrew is the exact opposite of Ashley, for better and for worse: Ashley is a socially inept person who always wanted friends and to love others, but was consistently betrayed/let down by everyone other than her brother; Andrew is a chameleon who isn't capable of feeling anything for people other than his sister.What comes of this? Well, ever since trapping Nina in the crate, Andrew has unintentionally done every possible thing to convince Ashley she is a demonic plague unworthy of love, who needs to go to terrible extremes to coerce Andrew into showing her affection. Does she have to? No, because Andrew wants to show her affection anyhow. And yet, Andrew hasn't used her reverence of him to guide her towards independence, nor even as an opportunity to fully embrace her. Instead, Andrew has kept a certain amount of distance: enough where it's clear she's "weird" but close enough to keep her hooked on him like crack, keeping her constantly open to evildoing.Ashley's evildoing also gives Andrew a justification to act out on his worst impulses, and blame her for it. For instance, Andrew doesn't have to feel bad about liking murder if the evil bad Ashley is making him kill people; then, he's just a victim. Oh, and Andrew is totally for realzies upset that he has to keep standing up his dates to tend to Ashley, man that girl is always causing trouble! And by "causing trouble" I mean giving excuses for Andrew to cuddle his imouto.And it's all unintentional on Andrew's part; he didn't plan to manipulate Ashley (outside of the blood oath) but is just making the most logical decisions towards having his cake and eating it too, and he has no reason to modify his behavior because everything that happens is to his benefit/what he wants anyway.
>>487742350Also, it's not just about what Andrew says, but what he does in the Decay vision: he blows a kiss and embraces her face before killing the both of them.
>>487740776Not reading that, Andrew did nothing wrong. He is an innocent and blameless man who is ruthlessly manipulated by his evil sister Ashley
>play Mario Odyssey>Cappy has a little sister>immediately think of this gameOne day I'm going to lose my job when a coworker says something about their sibling. I can see it already.
Me want fuck leyley.Why no leyley to fuck in wordl?
>>487734840quite the modern wise man, if i do say so myself
>>487743920Every time I hear the names Andrew/Andy/Ashley (no one says Leyley) I think of this game. Same with the word "coffin" and "grave"
My sisters name is leili
Your sister isn't real
>>487748762I want to to your sister,as mine is already taken, and you do not want to your sister.
>>487746216Thank you anon
>>487751753>Ryokan, a Zen master, lived the simplest kind of life in a little hut at the foot of the mountain. One evening a thief visited the hut only to discover there was nothing in it to steal.>Ryokan returned and caught him. “You may have come a long way to visit me,” he told the prowler,“and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my clothes as a gift.” >Ryokan sat naked, watching the moon. “Poor fellow,” he mused, “I wish I could give him this beautiful moon.”wise anon what do you wish to give to /calg/?
>>487737103This Ashley looks so soft unffff
>>487753025I wish to give /calg/ this beautiful moon.
Oh fuck me, why am I seeing this randomly on facebook? If I'm seeing it that means my sister might be seeing it which means I gotta hide the TCOAALL drawings and shit I've done. I'm not into her, but it's a bad look when the character sort of dresses and looks similar to her.
>>487754463Your sister does not look like a cartoon. Your feed is also tailored to YOU.Chill
>>487754463Just give in anon, it's a signal
>>487754463The fact there's a slim chance my grandparents could see a coffin meme while scrolling through Facebook is uncomfortable
>>487755642Your grandparents use facebook?
>>487753025I give the gift of adviceCasual nudity around the house will require you to do less laundry
>>487755849your's don't?I thought this is the one site all old people use
>>487755642>there's a slim chance my grandparents could see a coffin meme while scrolling through FacebookThat's not how the Facebook feed algorithm works
>anon, a Delphic master, lived the simplest kind of life in the /calg/ thread, at the foot of /vg/. One evening a redditor visited the thread only to discover there was no fan-art in it to steal.>anon returned and caught him. “You have come a long way to visit me,” he told the redditor, “and you should not return empty-handed. Please take my shota andy greentext as a gift.”>the redditor was bewildered. He took the shota andy greentext and slunk away.>anon sat naked, watching the thread. “Poor redditor,” he mused, “I wish I could give him this beautiful imageboard.”
>>487754463Hi anon, it's your sister! I saw this funny comic on Facebook and thought you'd like it. I know how much you like porn, haha! That emo guy on the right is pretty cute. Do you know what game he's from? I wish he'd pull ME out of a washing machine, if you know what I mean. Can't wait to see you at Thanksgiving!
>>487682831God I want to stick my tongue inside her asshole and wriggle it.
>>487755642I'm mostly exaggerating how much I care, but that's really what's getting me here. We have this tiny little community here and you'll rarely see people talk about the game elsewhere on the internet, but so many people just know about its existence despite that and it's weird finding it on sites where I know my family could see it. And yes, I know facebook puts stuff there that it thinks will interest you, but I don't touch facebook and just use it to message family/old friends. I also explicitly block facebook from tracking me on my browser so pretty sure it was just out there like that.
>>487754463She really fumbled the chance to get stuck in the washing machine in Ep2!
>>487755998I'm not sure my grandma even knew how to turn on a computer. My grandpa for sure didn't, he lived in a ranch
>>487756310It doesn't really work if the master is better off without the thing he gave away.
>>487723856I may have my differences with the Delphoids. But I hope we can agree one thing: the most erotic sight to exist is that of your true, soulbound love whose body is radically transformed in service of carrying and nurturing your progeny. Be it sister or hussy, this is truly the perfect vision.
>>487757241The point is that he’s a humble man therefore he has nothing of value.
>>487743920You’re going to reflexively accuse them of cheating on their sibling when you see one of them hitting on a stranger.
>>487756438My sweet lovable retarded big sister, we live together silly! You're like 15 feet away in the room next to me, in fact!But if you ever get stuck in the washer, I can at least promise you that I might consider not throwing you in it and turning it on. How's that sound?
>>487758007You're so mean to me!!! I wish I had Andrew as an older brother. At least he's hot and would give me big brother cock instead of posting on 4chan all day while I'm right next door!
>>487758007You are no fun
>>487758261I'm nice to sisters who earn it. and are you sure you'd want "big brother cock" at your age? Didn't know you had a thing for manhags, but I guess it's not my call what you're into. >>487758342am too! Just have to press the right buttons to get "fun bro".
>>487760069Looks like he’s about to throat fuck her with the handle of that knife.
>>487761392Why would he fuck her throat with the handle of a cleaver when he has a perfectly good penis?
>>487761924funy
>>487761924To hurt Ashley (it's decay Andy)
https://suno.com/song/ccf57334-d428-4b87-85af-9a1cc6da0d95
>>487763020this one is even coolerhttps://suno.com/song/34bc0648-1f06-49f2-bd00-065646eb8445
Kiss
>>487762954Decaydrew needs serious correction. Sisters are for loving, not hurting.
>"Andy, I'm gonna need those ingredients! Chop-chop!">"Of all the goddamn terms to use."
>>487769206I wonder if decay will have a good ending too or is that route just completely fucked
>>487769206Decaydrew did nothing wrong. Ashley deserves it
>>487770006READ THE FUCKING DEVLOGS
>>487770063This but unironically.
>>487770063That's what Decaydrew wants you to think. You're being brainwashed by Big Brother! He killed millions and he's still blaming it on his innocent little sister!
>>487770193No! I want it to be a surprise
>>487770374Anon, report to the Ministry of Truth immediately.We have always been at war with Juliasia.
>>487770063>>487770374>Why would Ashley do that???
>>487767202Love status: fallen in
>>487770892War is peaceFreedom is slaveryHussies are better than sisters
>>487754463I feel you, anon. I rather die than admit to my brother I draw incestuous cartoon porn.
>>487761924>when he has a perfectly good penisHe won’t when I’m done with him
>>487771503You should give your brother a drawing of both of you having sex.
>>487771503Your brother might like it
>>487771840That's how I met my first wife.
>>487772086That’s impressive, was the drawing done by hand?
>>487771405>Hussies are better than sistersIt's true, all of it
>>487771503Post some of your art please
Sisterchuds OWNED with FACTS and LOGIC
>>487771840>>487771874I have an image to uphold as a younger sister, you wouldn't get it.>>487772347I rather stay anonymous sorry anon.
>>487753879Your gift is too great for me.
>>487772178Yeah I doodled some stick figures it on of me boning her on a napkin and I think she thought it was me and her riding on a magical carpet together or somethin idk.
>>487772529>I have an image to uphold as a younger sister, you wouldn't get itYou are denying yourself of the beauty that is delphic love. There's a hole in your brother's heart that only you can fill.
>>487772529>I rather stay anonymous sorry anon.I’m just asking to see one of your completed coffin related drawings, im not asking for your full name and address.
>>487772529wait your name's not samantha is it?
>>487772529>I have an image to uphold as a younger sister>younger sister>sisterjust realized that I’m not talking to homoanon, god this threads gone downhill.
>>487727563Julia hot, steamy, hardcore sex with Andrew before Ashley (as canon as before).
>>487773101SHUT UP there's no proof they actually had sex.
>>487771559Leave his penis alone! He only has one and he needs it for Ashley!
>>487772746This, she’ll never be a real tcoaal fan until she has sex with her brother.
>>487772948no
>>487772529>younger sister>draws incestuous cartoon pornWatasi, I'm telling Kit9 so he can tell your brother!
>>487773228Make me.
>>487773482Unfortunately that’s not her, Watasi types like a Vietnamese hooker.
>>487773421wtf my sister's name isn't samantha either...
>>487772529You do you.
>>487772618Quite a beautiful drawing, I presume you have this framed and hung up in your study?
>>487773184>there's no proof they actually had sexAndrew says he's not celibate
>>487773968HE LIED
>>487773290Did you fuck your relatives yet or are you one of those fake fans?
>>487771503>>487772529>you WILL post your drawings>you WILL have sex with your brother>you WILL get vaccinated>you WILL bear all of your brother’s children
>>487774184I fucked my cousin because I don't have a sister
>>487774320Same here
>>487774172Andrew is USED GOODS!Andrew CANNOT pair bond!Andrew can only think of his first time every time he has sex!
>>487773483I'm going to chop you into tiny bits and make a lasagna. Still want to fuck with Ashley's living dildo?
leyley has a very grippable neck
>>487774829It would be an honor to be your meal
andy has a very grippable penis
>>487774915Made for gentle hand holding.
I want Andrew to cum on my face and call me a useless faggot
>>487774924Are you sure? I'm only a slightly better cook than Ashley. Maybe you can get some /ck/ anon to do it for you.
>>487774445SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU UGLY SKANKYOUR WOMB WILL BE FILLED WITH NOTHING BUT MAAGGOTS AND BUGS AFTER I'M DONE TEARING YOU TO SHREDS. YOU COULDN'T CUT YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU ARE A USELESS COWARD EMO BITCH BUT I'M GONNA FINISH THE JOB. Fucking hussy bitch faggot whore.
>>487775482You will never be a faggot, fujo-san.
>>487775482YWNBAM (you will never be a man) >>487775624This, also fujos are disgusting
>>487772753Fine
>>487776037I like the fact that you made the best drawn thing on there.
>>487776037If you're serious, your rendering is fucking amazing.
>>487775623LOL, you can't spell "maggot." Opinion discarded. I'm going to go fuck your brother now.
>>487776553Try it bitch.
>>487775960Fujos are a gift from the heavens.
>>487778313Considering Nemlei was once a fujo, this must be true.
>>487778313Fujos are a punishment from the hell.
Of course you'd like Fujos. Aside from being into gay men, they're basically the same kind of people you are minus the edge.
>>487779367Fujos don't edge?
>>487779451Fair play.
>>487779367You say that like it's a bad thing
>>487778848She’s still a fujo, she only has sex with Jared when she’s dressed in boy clothes, and she makes him call her a faggot.
When I was 15 a fujo bit me. It changed me forever and gave me a massive boner
>>487779367Who are you quoting THOUGH
>>487780721Did you have sex with her?
>>487781001No...
>>487781331That’s too bad, why did she bite you?
>>487781394She just said she wanted to bite me because she hadn't bite me before lol
>>487780614Kit9 is too much of a pussy to call her a faggot. He stutters out "yeah, you're a f... a fa... a, a fa... a Finnish woman!!!" and ends up sleeping on the couch for ruining Nem's orgasm.
>>487780810the guy who said fujos are a gift from heaven >>487780334I got nothing against em. Just funny that you've got probably two of the loneliest groups of weirdos here who'd probably get along great if they weren't all so socially avoidant.
>>487778313Why cant my sister be a smelly fujo who rubs herself raw every night and stinks perpetually of fish. Its not fucking fair bros.
>>487782863Be glad you have a sister at all...
>>487770063>>487770267
we need MORE renee in this thread and less of you faggots talking about little boys or w/e.TOTAL RENEE DESTRUCTION.FORCEFULLY KISS RENEE, RAPE RENEE, MINDBREAK RENEE, BASH RENEE'S HEAD AGAINST THE HEADBOARD, STEAMY SHOWER SEX WITH RENEE, PLAYING WITH RENEE'S TITS, FLICKING RENEE'S CLIT IF SHE GETS FUSSY, HAVING THREESOMES WITH RENEE, BREEDING RENEE'S PUSSY, BEATING RENEE WITHIN AN INCH OF HER LIFE, AFTERCARE WITH RENEE, FALLING IN LOVE WITH RENEE, SIGNING divorce papers with renee, cooking with renee, making passionate love with renee, nursing renee back to health, going to church with renee, growing old with renee, mid-life crisis with renee, tragic death in renee's arms, meeting renee in hell, happy afterlife with renee...and if you disagree with me, you're a RETARD and a QUEER.
>>487784884I'd rather be a retard and a queer than a haggot!
>>487784884I love Renee. She makes for a great soup!
>>487741889I can smell this room
I want hussies to freebleed on my face and dick
>>487775106t.
>>487784884||legendary fight with shia labeouf, normal thursday night for shia labeouf||
>>487782853Which two groups?
>>487787313fujos and incestas
>>487787296The worst part about being retarded is that i know i cant ctrl+s to spoiler text but something my brain cant catch up with my stupidity
>>487781756Too bad it didn’t work out, if it makes you feel any better she probably has written smut of her genderbent self having gay sex with you.
>>487787696To be honest I don't even know if there was something to work out, I was a shy bullied nerd back then so it didn't even cross my mind to try and be anything else than a friend
>>487774445>Andrew can only think of his first time every time he has sexGood thing he was always thinking about Ashley when he was with Julia!
>>487788831I imagine Andrew cried himself to sleep after having sex with Julia for the first time knowing he would never get to give his virginity to Ashley.
>>487790182I imagine he cried but couldnt quite grasp whyAshley wouldnt even cuddle him cause he was covered in hussy smell
>>487790182I imagine him going along with Julia for his normalfag cope actually subconsciously pushed him to be closer with Ashley as a recovery mechanism.
>>487788252>I was a shy bullied nerd back thenYou were the sub in her fantasies, a fate I wouldn’t wish upon my worse enemy.
I want to take off Ashley's sock and sniff her soles
I want to take off Andrew’s underwear and sniff his boyhole
I want Ashley to fart on my face
Andrew is mutilated from a circumcision gone wrong.
I want to fuck my sister
>>487791992This is a weird place to ask this, but I have never been able to figure out if this girl had a weird thing for me or not. When I was in like 6th or 7th grade, there used to be an 8th grade girl at my bus stop who'd always try and kick me in the nuts and giggle every time she'd do it. She never did it hard enough to actually hurt me, but I think she just liked to keep me on my toes or something. I was usually pretty good about knowing when girls had a thing for me, but to this day I still can't figure out if she just thought I was a bitch or if she thought I was a bitch and had some weird kink for nut kicking.
>>487793735You should've kicked her in the pussy
>>487793375Andrew is NOT a JEWUnsurprising the demon is though lmao
>>487794150I should've but I was always told never to hit women and it was the first time someone ever did that sort of thing to me, so I had no clue how to deal with it.
>>487792127Smells like julias cum
well, /calg/?
>>487796967Well I'd be fine with telling the little shit that his parents are siblings but like hell am I telling them that we're not married.
>>487793735She was extremely into you, if she could’ve afforded a yaoi paddle she would have used it to show her love for you.
>>487793735When I was in third grade there was a girl who was always raising her voice at me, pulling my hair, pinching me and slapping my back. It turned out she liked me so maybe that girl liked you too. Some people are dumb and show their affection by bothering you.
>>487793375Explains why he’s so shy around Ashley
>>487771503>>487772529Look, answer one question. Forget about will you; would you?
>>487796967Kids have gone through a lot worse, they’ll be just fine.
>>487787272Why does her underwear have that pattern on the front?
not sure if this has been posted alreadyhttps://files.catbox.moe/pttkl9.jpg
>>487798203this had better be shota or else im not opening it
>>487797647I didn't want to ask, but outside of bullshit stories, I've only seen brothers wanting to fuck their sisters. I don't care to pry, but are there sisters here who have a bro complex? Besides that how's it make you feel seeing all the degenerate brothers here?
>>487798203the best thing that's been catboxed in weeks if not months
>>487798536Was meant for>>487797756No idea why it quoted the one it did. I never use mobile
>>487798660No that would be Noelle peeing
>>487727415I've never liked lesbian porn. One woman is bad enough and now there's two
>>487799991but two pairs of tits!
>>487800041I've never liked tits. One pair is bad enough and now there's two
>>487798536One of my friends admitted she's sucked her brother's dick
>>487800157>I've never liked tits.What are you, gay?
>>487800157Homos not welcome.
>>487798536My little cousin is extremely serious about wanting to marry me. She keeps asking me if it’s okay for us to have kids before she turns 18, because the baby will be born a few days after her birthday, or do we have to wait. According to the rest of the family she’s a bit of a bitch around literally everyone when I’m not around. This game has almost convinced me to give it a try, but I probably won’t.
>>487800839cute
>>487800839How old are you two?
>>487800839everyone point and laugh at this faggot
>>487800839You know what you must do, and I believe you have the strength to do it.
>>487800898It’s not that cute from my perspective>>487800930She started acting like this when she was 13, she’s 16 now and I’m 26.>>487800958>>487801061I’m not going to do it.
>>487800839Don't hide your feelings like Andrew. You know you want to.
>>487801204Yeah uh if you go for it your entire family will think you've groomed her, especially since it's been going on for a while.
>>487801204well friend, AoC means that you're ok.also
>>487800839Coffin irl!!but seriously anon dont do it. She’s still going to be a fuckup even if she has a kid. That’ll probably exacerbate things
>>487801205I am not Andrew Graves, although apparently she acts like Ashley sometimes >>487801304Apparently people in the family already think that I groomed her, even though she’s the one who started this.>>487801313Not doing it>>487801452That’s exactly what I’m worried about
>>487801204>I’m not going to do it.So weak. So pathetic.>>487801304How would they even come to that conclusion?
it always happens to the ones that refuse to dew it, shit sucks man.
>>487801568>>487801616I’m not weak and pathetic, I refuse to have us both end up like Mr and Mrs graves
>>487801568Given the 10 year age gap, I would have come to that conclusion even if she hadn't already been obsessed with getting knocked up by him for years
>>487801767I...what?
>>487801767Who said that would happen? You have time on your side and can set a limit instead of pretending like it's all-or-nothing as she demands it.
>>487801925Renee was like 15 when she gave birth in the game, and if we were to have kids (which we won’t) they’d probably end up being exactly like Andrew and Ashley
>>487801767Man, anyone over the age of 40 has no clue what grooming even is.
>>487801547>although apparently she acts like Ashley sometimesYou wouldn't abandon your Leyley, would you? That would be VILLAINOUS. She just wants to be with you, if you abandon her she will be broken forever.
>>487802096>>487801547>>487801204If you were closer in age, would you?
>>487802096wait until she's 18 then fool.
>>487801767You are weak and pathetic. You're too much of a walking talking vagina to correct your bratty cousin.
>>487802096>if I have kids with my cousin I MUST neglect them
>>487801616It was inevitable, it sucks, but luck tends to fall that way.
>>487802162>if you abandon her she will be broken forever.This is unironically going to happen to her if he does that lmao. She'll become a turbo-degenerate to fill the void. Ashley would have had the benefit of 25 years ago she probably would have just been suicidal. But now? She'll have tinder open at all times and get addicted to LSD or something and lash out whenever she sees him.
>>487802001I’m not sure exactly what you’re implying but I’m not comfortable with it>>487802129That’s true if anything I’m the one being groomed by her and Nemlei>>487802162She’s already broken, she cuts herself>>487802179I would strongly consider it>>487802283>>487802294I’m not weak>>487802392She’d be the neglectful one, and I kill literal tons of pests with anything that shoot lead so I need to date the most bland woman possible to ensure that I don’t get killed by her if my demon spawn in my sleep.
>>487802812>that last replyW-what?
>>487802812*her or>>487802667I’ve thought about it, but no matter what happens I’ll get blamed so the fact that there’s no good way to solve this means that’s no wrong answer to my problem
>>487727415Of all the options available for a fully heterosexual male, lesbian sex is the most boring
>>487803021pull the trigger, pair bond with her
>>487803021>the fact that there’s no good way to solve this means that’s no wrong answer to my problemactual retard holy shit
>>487802986It’s my hobby, when the weather is good outside I’m out there on my permissions, some of the landowners even tip me for pest control.
>>487801616>>487802435Yeah>>487803209Oh that's normal then, I thought you were spraying lead at house centipedes and other small insects.
>>487803319Nah, I do shove gerbils in my ass, though
>>487802812>She’s already broken, she cuts herselfYeah because she thinks you dislike her and that she can't never have you. She chose YOU, anon. Why can't you do the same? Your family already thinks you groomed and even if you reject her the suspicion will never go away so you might as well embrace it and make both of you happy.>>487803021Just fuck her. Tell her to wait until she's 18 before anything happens. Since all she wants is you then it means you are the one who has leverage on her. Just learn to talk to her to calm her down.
>>487803132I see what you did there, but sometimes you have to hold off and wait for a better target>>487803134I’m just going to pretend that you’re anti incest>>487803370I’m going to tell my cousin that you said that, she’s got a sense of humor like leyley so she’d probably find it funny.Also I got to go now, I will not be marrying my cousin by the way, even if Nemlei personally addressed me in the next devlog
Our culture has changed so much so quickly that I can comfortably date women 5 years my senior yet despise the company of girls just 2 years my junior. I have an intense hatred of everyone born in the 21st century; I couldn't image dating someone born in 2002 let alone 2008. Anon's cousin doesn't even fucking know what 9/11 or Linkin Park are, he's not going to do it.
>>487803715>I’m just going to pretend that you’re anti incestI am extremely pro-incest. Inaction is literally the worst possible option for her yet you're doing it anyways because it means you don't have to do anything and pretend it's the best because of that. You are 'tarded. You are worse than Andrew.
>>487803730>t. huge faggot
>>487803685Sorry no, now I’m leaving>>487803730This anon understands me
>>487803867Because you're both homosexuals
Kids these days.Don't even desire to fuck their kin for fear of their clan's reactions.How ludicrous.
>>487803864>>487803971>t. straight man
>>487803867You are such a fag, man. When she gets heartbroken and whores herself out of despair and cope, you will regret it.
>>487803864>>487803971I feel like you and the other people advocating that Anon marry his cousin are wee zooms who are too young to appreciate just how much our culture has changed: mannerisms, hobbies, attention spans, political bitterness, problem-solving and critical thinking. Someone born in 1998 has more in common with someone born in 1898 than 2008.
look out everyone, we have a moralfag zoomer trying to pretend that he is a millennial or an gen Xfag.
>>487804739cool deflection bro
>>487804862Now now, he might just be jewish.
>>487803994I don't feel any sexual desire for my sister. I kinda just want to wrap my arms around her waist and hold her as I sleep. Maybe nibble her neck from time to time.
>>487804862I'm not moralfagging about age gaps especially as I pointed out my own chemistry with older lasses. I'm saying that recent cultural shifts would compel Anon to end his marriage by strangling her to death.
>>487805017If he was jewish he would be complaining it's not his niece or that the mother wasn't jewish so she isn't either (this is a real thing)
>>487803994truly the following generations have fallen
>>487805225you don't know that banks hate kin marriages as it cause wealth to stay truly within the family, do you?
>>487805392But as a jew, it needs to stay in the family. It's the goyim who need to lose their wealth.
>>487805515exactlyhence why they try to dissuade others from doing so themselves.
>>487805146And what if she played with your hair and you got a stiffy?
>>487806525She plays with my hair all the time and it most definitely does not arouse me
>>487807031So you're gay?
damn, he might actually be gay
>>487807031Suuuure anon. You want to grab her waist and nibble her platonically. Toooootally.
>>487807228>nibbling on Leyley's neck
>>487805146>>487807031Would you platonically buy a house with her and platonically love together and platonically have IVF babies with her?
>>487807553of course
>>487807441>feeling Leyley's tiny frame between your arms
>>487807553platonically live together*I also forgot about platonically raising your IVF babies together.
>>487807692I don't know a single person I would do that shit for
>>487808140>t. hateanon
>>487807657
>>487808140Not even your cute sister? What if she wants to?
What if I platonically got drunk with my sister and we platonically had sex? HahaAnd now she platonically avoids me
>>487808520You need to platonically correct her avoidant behaviour, Anon, somebody has to.
>>487808520you platonically sucked at platonic sexkeep doing it and get better
>>487808705I think it's platonically over. She platonically hates me...
>>487807118I believe the young'uns call it asexual>>487807228You wouldn't get it>>487807553The house and living together, yes. The babies, probably not. She's expressed her disinterest in raising children, and it's probably best for broken people to not have kids
>>487808929Maybe platonically awakening her maternal instincts could go a long way to heal her?
>>487808929humanity itself is broken, you are the legacy of the broken, only by creating more broken can there eventually be a hope for a fixed humanity.
>>487809060But that's yucky anon he already said he has no penis.
>>487748762Are you Finnish?
>>487808417this curse ends with me
>>487809060She enjoys the prospect of breeding but not pregnancy. Don't ask how it works>>487809162I'll have you know my wiener is perfectly functional
>>487810454You won't know until you try it.>GET PLATONICALLY PREGNANT GET PLATONICALLY PREGNANT GET PLATONICALLY PREGNANT GET PLATONICALLY PREGNANT GET PLATONICALLY PREGNANT GET PLATONICALLY PREGNANT GET PLATONICALLY PREGNANT GET PLATONICALLY PREGNANT GET PLATONICALLY PREGNANT
>>487799629Real and true
>>487810454>She enjoys the prospect of breeding but not pregnancyAnon how clueless can you be?
>>487715583>>487715909Hot, I want to taste Noelle peeflakes
>>487810454>She enjoys the prospect of breeding but not pregnancy.lol, lmao
>>487810454>Hey dude, you know I just love cock, right? I reeaaally want to be filled with cock. I just want to be bred so bad. I need somebody with a penis to just fuck me and cum inside my pussy. I also have no ulterior motives in bringing this to your attention :)
>>487682831I wish I had a 7 inch tongue to tonguefuck her with
I was a family party and my cousins started talking about how they should go on "sibling dates" like they used to. I floated the idea to my sister and she flatly rejected me
>>487815843I'm sorry to hear that anon
>>487815843>no date? fine I guess we just skip right to the sex then
>>487815843I don't think I'd ever recover from this.
>>487815843You need to kidnap your sister and drive her hundreds of miles away to the wilderness and then live with her in a forest cabin while she's chained to the wall.
>>487815843You should kidnap her and keep her as a breeding slave in your basement. As a prank,
>>487816234>>487816370Stop that right now. I'll bust a hole through my underwear.
>>487817607
>>487817607What the fuck?! He's hurting his little sister!!!
>>487817398>anon said to his sister teasing him with her cleavage
>>487817607Andy has been hitting the gym
>>487817770I love them so much
>>487817806She asked for it
>>487818043You shouldn't hit girls, even if they ask for it! What kind of a monster litters bruises all over his little baby sister's skin? And look, Stockholm Syndrome has set in. She's already thinking about covering up so her abusive brother doesn't get caught!!! How can content like this get posted freely on the internet?!?
>>487818435This. Girls are for hugging and kissing and caressing.
>>487818435>bruisesThose are hickeys Anonshley
>>487818680Hickeys are literally bruises
>>487818814Bruises made with love
>>487818435Always hit girls!
Andy is a wife beater...
Andy likes to beat his sisterwifes cervix with his penis.
>>487820848She is into that
>>487821321She will accept anything that Andrew does to her but I think they enjoy themselves the most when they are lovey dovey
>>487820920This form of beating is good, righteous, moral, and sexy. I approve.
Remember to choke your sisters!
Remember to make your sister choke up with emotion because you told her you love her!
>>487825795but do it with love and care.
>>487825795but do it with hate and vitriol
New progress report soon. I can almost taste it!
>>487828534that's great art but I really want an after image of her face after andrew shoves it into the food
>>487796967game name?
>>487828743Saku Saku: Love Blooms with the Cherry Blossoms
I'm off to bed, /calg/. I will NOT sleep well, however, as I have no sister to cuddle with.
>>487831262Just cuddle your pillow and imagine its Ashley. That's what I do.
If my brother asked me to marry him I WOULD say yes but also how would we even do that? tell me how to (legally) loophole marry my brother immediately calg
>>487831262I only slept for 4 hours because my sister was making retarded noises at 2 am so consider yourself lucky
>>487833830No way, homo.
>>487833830talk to a lawyer, homoanon.
>>487833830It's too late homoanon. Just keep in touch with them regularly and make peace with that.
>>487833923>anon was cucked so hard he was woken up by his sister getting railed at 2amShame, but also lol.
>>487834127Nah, she hasn't banged in years and she certainly wouldn't do it here lol. I just play into the "antisocial psycho brother" when she was trying to bring dudes over here. She is trying to do some long distance relationship thing where she calls some british dude and rants to him on the phone for 6 hours straight every night over every little thing that's happened in her lifetime. Having to hear her do that shit myself totally makes me lose interest in wanting to try and bond with her and I assume this guy will only tolerate it for so long too. She seriously just gets bored and starts making autistic noises sometimes.
>>487835000>Having to hear her do that shit myself totally makes me lose interest in wanting to try and bond with herDude you are getting e-NTR'd and your first instinct is to back down? Don't even gimme that shit! Go out for drinks with her and euphorically cry into her tits
>>487835000>NTR'd by someone so desperate they are simping for her for 6 hours every night on the internet hoping to get boob picslel
>>487835000>She seriously just gets bored and starts making autistic noises sometimesCan I date your sister?
>>487835813Meet me in Washington where we will have a legal, mutual gentleman's duel and if you best me (you'd be doing me a favor), you have my permission to do so. idk if she's gonna be into it but she might appreciate you for getting rid of me. Kindly, just know whether you win or lose, you'll regret it.
>>487836887ah god dammit nevermind. apparently they stop the fight before someone dies. Lame
>>487836887If you're gonna fight me to claim your sister then you should just forget about it and date her yourself mate; I wouldn't be the first person trying to score her from the other side of the planet.
>>487817607Hot>>487817770Not
this is spicy what the fuck is even going on
>>487837275Fair enough. What I think is bound to happen is that I'll end up moving out in the next few years, then we'll both end up being lonely and probably move back in with each other within a decade and live in the same place barely speaking to each other until one of us croaks. For all the ways we don't get along these days, I think we both know that we're the only ones who will always be there for one another.
>>487815843She said no to sibling date, so it’s time for sibling rape.
>>487837915People are trying not to be groomed by Nemlei’s incest propaganda
>>487837991Dude, skip the moving away from each other part because heaps of people are moving in with their siblings (opposite sex, too) when they move out of home. You'll always be there for each other and you know you're gonna be together till the end anyway, may as well be honest about it and make the most of it.
>>487838476He's just a masochist and hoping that everything ends how he wants it to.
>>487835813You will not like this, my aunt is a morbidly obese middle aged woman who has never been able to keep a boyfriend for more than two weeks, and she does this, it’s extremely annoying.
Chomp
>>487838665What would you do, then?
How would the story have changed if Andrew gave in to his desires and molested Ashley throughout high school? Assume neither of them told anybody.
>>487843397They would have still ended up in the same situation because Mrs graves would have sold them off out of embarrassment.
>>487843078I'd say "grow balls" but I don't need to.
>>487843078Ask your sister to give you a blowjob.
