The Way of Grace EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>487469951
Teaching Welch the wonders of heterosexual sex
Welch hurt me like Cazador hurt Astarion.
John hurt me like Halsin hurt Scratch.
The ratcatcher that became a lord.
FIRST FOR FUTA QUEEN MINTHARA
>>487710868>jobbing to an 8 STR punch
>>487711134He has melee attack bonus.
happy Olympics everyone on /bgg/Waifus, HusbandosLove & HarmonyWhich Olympic discipline would each of the main cast practice?
>>487711298>trannysindrowning alongside his writer
They would all cave your skull in with a shot
>>4877118105e is so stupid
>>487711298I had the original filtered for a reasonShoo you fucking roach
>>487711810Kagha is so cute
>>487711134I can take all punches if it's Astarion who's punching me.
>>487711905Astarionsis...
>>487711509Maybe YOU're autistic if you think your experience is universal and we know what post you're replying to.
>>487712110what are you talking about anon?
>>487712110i looked at last thread to try and get context for the stupid bullshit you just typed at me. I didn’t post that, I am autistic, and I want the retard right >>487711298 to get his stupid skull caved in.
I'm so excited to liberate Menzoberanzan from Lolth and replace her with Minthy. Even with her NE schemes and various wacky schemes she's miles better than Lolth. It'll be a vast improvement.She got to sit on Ketheric's throne, Lorroakan's throne, Sarevok's throne, Gorty's throne, and momentarily the brain throne before we killed it. And now she will get to sit on Menzoberanzan's throne, Queen Minthara.I'm so happy just thinking about it
>>487712875Go feed your children
>minthara gets turned into a pig by some random LVL 16 drow wizard>namefag thanks him for making transthara less uglyHappy end.
>>487712875>DUDE I'M SO READY TO HEADCANON TAKING OVER MENZO BEAN REZZIN WITH MINTHY!!!>DUDE I'M SO READY TO OVERTHROW HARKON WITH MY WIFE SERANA>DUDE I'M SO READY TO OVERCOME DRIG ADDICTION WITH CAITkys
>>487713209What's with /bgg/ obsession with pigs anyway?>>487711509That's not an Olympic disciplice...
>>487712875>hee hee me and Minthy are going to liberate Menzocity from meany Lolth and then everyone's gonna bow to the new pretty queen Minthy and we're gonna be super happy hee heePut these foolish ambitions to rest...
>>487712875>NEYou're not the real they/themfag, everyone knows Minthara is LE
Lawful Good women...
>>487710180>>487709906what
anyone leaked anything from the beta yet?
>>487715508rumor has it there's an ending made for /bgg/ especially
>>487715696What would the /bgg/ ending be like?
>>487715742john x welch sex session
>>487715742john x welch death session
>>487715742The game ends during the first night at campeverybody spergs out and start killing each other
>>487715508Why do you keep asking this? Do you think there's some kind of super secret content they holding out on? What is there to possibly "leak"?
>>487716139this is the first time i've asked this schizo
>>487716274Why did you ask this for the first time? Do you think there's some kind of super secret content they holding out on? What is there to possibly "leak"?
>>487716139>>487716553what kind of new mental illness is this, schizo?can't anon just be curious about something?why are you so interested in knowing why he wants to know?
>>487716553nigga i just want to see the new ending cutscenes get that stick out of your ass
We're not going to leak the new ending cutscenes. This isn't that kind of establishment.
They leaked the astarion part of the evil endings on his dedicated subreddit and it literally lasts 5 seconds, patch 7 is so FUARKING shit.
>>487717289link or fake and gay
>>487717524https://www.reddit.com/r/OnlyFangsbg3/comments/1ec977r/last_kiss_to_rule_together/It's pretty gay
>>487713375>Mintharafag=CaitfagWhat in the actual fuck, this can't be real
Can someone who romanced Karlach leak the experience to me?
Can I raid Cazador's place if I kill Asterion in act 1? How do you get the stake cutscene?
>>487717856>music deafens the characters voices great job larian
>>487718003No. I forbid you.
>>487717856>they only get a reused kiss animationastarion trannies on suicide watch kek
>>487717929>act 1get her iron>act 2fix her heart>act 3get betrayed by Larian
Laezel's writer is commissioning furry gay porn
>>487718717should've commissioned art of Lae'zel getting fucked by a red dragonborn instead
>>487718717Why are they so bad at covering their porn addiction, what the fuck is wrong with larian???????
>>487713585My post was vaguely olympic themed like yours
>>487715742Some things from the new evil endings were posted on an Astarion fangirl sub. Tav or Resist Durge can make a romanced Astarion bow before them like a little bitch. Embrace Durge murders their love interest and then commands any enthralled companions with them to jump off the brain.
>>487719617>JUMPKEK
>>487719617Wrong post. Meant as a reply to:>>487715508
Patch 7 is so mid
>>487717871>he didn't knowoh anon...
>>487719617Is the evil ending entirely a cutscene or is it like the epilogue where you can walk around and interact with people?
>>487720238Seems to be just cutscenes.
>>487720238>assuming it would be an epilogueyou’ll get a cutscene and be happy dog
>>487720238the former
Larian made billions but they couldn't make a definitive edition to fix the game's main issues because...
>>487720664Hasbro and WOTC
I'm not buying the next Larian's game. Swen will lose money and come back to WoTC and beg to make BG4. I'll thrive.
>>487720838>oh no Swen Vincke please don't fix BG3 Never happened. Next.
My brain automatically filters frogposts, they all unironically suck.
>>487720392>>487720429>>487720449I see. I hope they add more choices you can make in that case.>>487719617>jump off the brainKinda lame...
It's okay to let go of your obsession after a whole year. You don't have to hold on so tight. There will be other games to play soon. I heard DA4 is releasing this year?
>>487721791>giving your money to bioware>ever>playing a DA after origins>everWe don't buy goyslop around here, get the fuck out of my general.
>>487721791LMAO
>>487721737>Origin AstarionNot the playthrough we need right now.
>>4877217914 years and i didn't let it go
>>487721737>Origin AstarionThis is exactly the playthrough we need right now.
>>487722240Stop opposite posting, this is very annoying.
>>487722240Keep opposite posting, this is not annoying at all.
>>487721791I’ve been playing DD2You won’t catch me playing DA4
>>487722457Isn't that the game that came and went in like a month? You're betraying BG3 for that?
nigga said betraying bg3
>>487720238I feel like they're going to retcon a lot of stuff during Withers happy and wholesome partyI hope we'll get both new cutscenes, and dialogue during that last bit
>>487722610>Betrayinglmao as if
>>487722457I tried playing DD2the only fun part is making smol sorcereresses and getting them kidnapped by harpies
>>487722917it seems to be almost exactly like dd1, so I’m sure I’ll like it fine.The other fun part is having your pawn princess catch you btw
>>487722917action games can't stop filtering /bgg/ boomers
>>487722898I took an oath to serve /bgg/. For 2 years at least!
>>487723409Lame you should have taken up my oath, it lets me play other games while keeping it in tact.
>>487722240Good. I'll keep posting it.
>>487723313I always liked action games: the thing is DD2 just doesn't have that much of replayability compared to BG3, the Lord of the Flies of videogames
>>487724393faggot
>>487724393queer
>>487724393straight
>>487724393not straight
>>487724393wyll
How sad and feminine do you have to be to play this "game" more than twice?
>>487725613Speaking from experience Extremely Depressed
>>487726019But enough about your blog.
>>487725613Are you saying I'm super feminine!?
>>487725613I got cheated on by Shadowheart in my very first playthrough and had to replay the game with frog and karlach to actually feel satisfied with my purchase
Who has the best ass?
>>487726262Yes, albeit you will never be a woman.
>>487726182Could you just be more upfront with your insults?
>>487726834I see nuisance is lost on BG3 "gamers"
>>487724562>>487724850>>487724956>>487725157>>487725251>"Jaluks could be here" , she thought
Aside from the knock out workaround, there's no way to have Karlach and Minthara together?
>>487727147>average bg3 character creator tranny
>>487727147faggotnigger
>>487727334No way to have them both without exploits, no
Chuds, the lots of you
>>487728097Better a chud than a John
Why don't Swen fix the goddamn game?
>>487728097Better a chud than a stupid fucking wop
>>487727334That's the best, and probably only solution. Alternatively, you could ignore the grove situation and path straight to Act 2, and Minthara will be at Moonrise. But that means the death of the tieflings and Dammon.
>>487728307Only games that Swen cares about get a Definitive Edition
>>487728329Racist
>>487727947Excuse me, the term is niggerfaggot.
>>487728628Yes>>487728743Niggerwop achtually
>>487728329>>487728628>>487728743>>487728954>The cool wind felt good against her breast plate. "I HATE JALUKS" she thought.
Vanessa is a necessary evil
Swen is a necessary evil
>>487729051My wife
>>487729789Now you’re being silly.Swen is NETodd is LE
>todd out of nowhererent free
>>487730054Peter Molyeneuax (Spelling?) Also gives me NE vibes
>severe lack of Shadowheart in this thread
BG3 might have been written by Europeans, but make no mistake, Blaze Elin is a distinctively American representative.
>>487730414thread ruined
>>487730414filter image MD5
>>487730414This is a Lae'zel general.
>>487730901Indeed.
>>487730414Be honest... what do you think of the new hair?>>487730901There's room for all the princesses.
>>487730992Princesses, yes. Debutantes and Harlots, no.
104You do not represent my - our values. Please leave my general.
>>487724260
104Your witty humor befits our values, please stay in my general.
>>487731269>leaveyou know I cannot do that comrade>>487731367Eat my asshole,contrarian.
Laezel saved BG3.
>>487731836Lae'zel couldn't even save herself from the gourmets
>>487732120Those frog legs look like shit
>>487732120You wouldn't eat this frog
>>487732191I will eat herif you know what I mean
builds for this feel?
>>487733536I'm glad we'll never get a DND larian game again, look at this corny trash.
>>487731104>Princesses, yes.Shadowheart is a Disney princess.
>>487732292
>>487733759this image just croaked at me
>>487733759>AI SLOP
>>487733759slopzel my beloved
>>487733626Uhm, the picture has nothing to do with Larian.why are you so obsessed with Swen anon?also help me build my slut priestess
>>487731326
>>487733759Hmmmm... the scars are off.
>>487735184N
>>487736074I
>>487736340G
>>487736385G
>>487736409E
>>487736557R
Good job boys. We still got it.
great, great job /bgg/we surely showed them what does it mean to be a GOTY general
A black and white picture of Jaheira stating she is tired.
>>487737032I sure showed you who tongues my anus
Is my save bugged or what? I broke my paladin oath for helping mommy Minthara attack the grove. I'm a Lolth-sworn drow paladin, I'm literally doing my job. Is paladin an objectively "good" class or something?
>>487735184
>>487738765sure learned a lesson in tonguing anus alright
>>487737890>Is paladin an objectively "good" class or something?Generally, yes.
>>487738765Larian really made the black guy a thief
>>487738957So Minthara did nothing wrong?
Holy shit Cazador is so much more bearable when you dont let him start the ritual, no stupid 12d12 damage legendary action, no stupid extra necrotic damage, no stupid temporary hpI had MM Gale knock him prone through reverberation, Tiger heart Karlach Maimed him so he couldnt even stand up.Party was hit for 10 HP in total. A shame but his boss fight fucking sucks so whatever
>AI slop out of nowhere
>>487739679Do you feel like you beat the game?
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>487742216I really dont care, maybe come up with something better than "boss now deals 100 damage for free"
So that's what you mean when you say EA Wyll is better. He's black... and he's a thief. The walking racist stereotype.
>>487745540Yes we are racist here. More at 11.
/bgg/ remembers. We know no queen but the queen of the under whose name is Baenre.
>>487745540Yeah he also had bananas on his head instead of horns. Bit on the nose, but I wish they had kept it. Oh well.
>Play Baldur's Gate 3>See Lae'zel>Get horny
anything I can do to make act 3 enjoyable?
>>487747482turn off the game
If the druid grove is sealed, can I jump there?
>>487747482Honor Mode and not skipping bosses sounds like a start.
>>487747482shitposting here about every silly thing there
>>487747938Good idea. Reduces my chances of reaching it at all would be helpful.
>>487718397>>487729051>>487735968>>487736910>>487747213cute frog
>>487738765And someone who isn't Wyll
Karlach to save the thread!
>>487747482speak to every named NPC
>>487751293She looks like a well built retard, I know a guy thats hiring well built retards.
bg1 astarion mod... killing cazador... stealing ee hexxat's items... astarion cucks khalid...
>>487751867Gortash?
>>487751293
>>487752595No he only hires smart tieflings
Enough chitchat. Post cute gith.
>>487710424funny
>>4877540702
>>4877543363
it was a tough crowd last night at the comedy club
booo get off the stage stupid frog!
>>487754902
>>487747482Dont do all the content and get burned out. Once you reach level 12, do only the remaining things you want then finish the game. Hell, go finish the game earlier and hope the endgame stuff gets you to 12.
The only life that matters is mine.
>>487755232>>487755319
I've seen people say that wyll is good to play as but i don't want to run around as his ugly mug for 100 hours
>>487761365Just ‘play as wyll’ and download something that lets you change your appearance
>>487761534im a console cuck so i can't do that until they add mod support
>>487758698Passionate vaginal sex with Lae'zel
>>487762108sorry then anon
Tiefling women owe me sex
dragonborn women owe me sex
>>487762951Do they like having their horns pulled?
Human men owe me sex
>>487763227That's the best part
Tiefling men owes topping me
gimme a lore-friendly build idea for Drow, Wizard sounded cool but that fag Gale would just overshadow my character. Rogue/Gloomstalker Ranger maybe?
>>487764339Too specific
>>487764598Rogue, Sorcerer, Warlock, Wizard, Ranger
Good evening. I love my husband Astarion.
I'm about to finish my first playthrough as a good aligned tav. Which origin should I play on my next go around?
>>487767025Spin a wheel
>>487765795eh fuck it, I'll stick with Wizard
>>487767170Can you just tell me who to pick? Just not lae'zel I don't really like her.
>>487767025Astarion. It's an order, slave.
>>487767582lae'zel
>>487767582Lae'zel
>>487767025Laezel and shadowheart have the most stuff with the game ping ponging between shar temples and githyanki lore. Same thing as fane and ifan having the most main quest related shit in dos2. Gale has a good amount of extra shit, and you get to be a white dude which is pog
>>487766968I fucking love Lae'zel so fucking much
>>487767753Yes master.>>487767754>>487767880>>487768046>>487768391All of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
>>487767754>>487767880>>487768046>>487768391based>>487768469same
When did you stop being a slave to asi +3 in main stat is more than enough, the game is not hard enough to justify dumping and rushing asi twice to 20. Dumping was so last year, i just did a playthough and having pretty even stats outside of the +3 wisdom for druid caster was pretty nice to pass a lot more overall checks
>>487768519You a bitch.
>>487768519>Yes master.Good. You're already prepared for his role.
>>487768849I'll smack you.>>487768896I'm just getting in character.
>>487769031No you won't, submissive slut.
>>487769361Say that to my face bitch. I'll kiss you on the lips so sensually you'll be begging for my touch.
What domains does a cleric of lolth fall under?
>what's going on in this threa...
>>487762108>>487762108hahahahaha
>>487769662Gooning to Bae'zel
Remember one month pre launch when this general shilled karlach and laezel was least voted romance character in that poll
is the astarion kiss thing the only leaked cutscene so far?
what are we getting in patch 8?
>>487771127Maybe gift bags like what dos2 got in its last year of life. Essentially they just take the most popular mods and make official versions of them you can toggle on or off. What i really what is just a definitive edition with tweaks to things like moving some of the companions like minsc way closer to the start of the game and making minthara an actual full companion instead of this weird half finished thing. Never happening but would be the best scenario
>>487735184How fucking weak and pathetic were Wyll and Mizora meant to be if he was obsessed with one specific goblin and they both managed to get kidnapped by a tribe AFTER he became a warlock?
>>487772468His orinigal story was literally only centered around the gobbo who took his eye lol. Imagine you have astarion becoming a true vampire, gale a god, shadowheart redemption, laezel ascension meanwhile wyll the nigga story arc finished up 40 hours ago when you killed a level 4 gobbo.
>>487757519Astarion...
>..I fell. The edge..,crumbled>I fell on my butt, you see! Painful...and ticklish!>..bibberbang. Bibberbang! All of it, all up inside my ass
>>487772468yeah wyll being obsessed with getting revenge on the goblins was cringe. at least with shart, hating githyanki seems more reasonable since the githyanki are actually intimidating in game. they should have given wyll something more powerful to hate so he didn't look like such a weak retard
>>487773386>Bibberbang!
You HAVE been playing BG3 in the past month, right? You're not just here to kill time out of habit, right?
>>487773957wait, this general has a GAME?
>>487773957i dont own a cimputer so i cant play it
>>487773957I own a 13th gen intel so i got oxidation in my CPU
>>487776309You have what??
>>487776309MDOS
the nerve of this toad
>>487777145that subordinate was her 13 year old cousin btw
>>487773957I did play atleast once this momth
>>487776309
>>487777782What is it I got here after it got deleted
>>487777145>A subordinate once tried to question me. I ate their tongue stew that very night.Jokes aside, this is a pretty wild line in and out of context.
Good evening and Happy Friday to the Raphiesisters and sweethearts of this thread.
>>487778325Good evening and Happy Friday. Hope you're well.
theres a hidden gort/durge sex scene in patch 7
>>487778091a typo with disastrous consequences
>>487778762Big if true
>>487779057it is true. just sex, no kissing
>>487777145She's such a talented cook!
>>487774742How do you end up in a videogame general without the means to play videogames?
>>487779274I don't play any video games anymore, I just watch lets plays and read the wiki pages
>>487779217>roasted hamsters with a side of githyanki tongue
>>487778762THERE IS NOT AND YOU WILL PAY FOR YOUR LIE
>>487779569they're telling the truth. i've seen the scene myself
>>487779569I'm serious tho
>>487779695>>487779790quit getting my hopes up stop
>>487778325Thank you sister, have a glorious Friday yourself
>>487779875Larian said there wouldn't be kissing because there isn't any. It's just a dirty nasty loveless sex scene. Not a lie.
>>487780150>dirty nasty loveless sexPerish the thought
>>487780150>dirty nasty loveless sexcherish this thought
>>487780992I am!!!!
Anyone have that pic of Lae'zel in the maid outfit?
>>487781275
>>487779875men that hairy should never dress so sluttily
>>487781970 Men should always dress like sluts.
>>487782130men should be modest and wear burqas
>>487782130i was just hoping to bait you into posting more slutty men
>>487782353No. I will be enthralled with their personality and their bodies>>487782362I don’t have many pictures of the boys that aren’t just him anymore.
>>487781659nah it was this one. found it in the archive.
dead general
>>487709996is it true the people that got selected for the beta had to sign an NDA?
>>487779875ew
>>487785268highly unlikely
>>487785268It's an honor-based system. There's nothing preventing you or anyone from spoiling the plot to a new player, we just don't do that here because that's not nice and we care about each other.
>>487785421more for me
>>487779875me on the left
>>487785782You can castrate Astarion in the new ending it leaked on their fangirl forums
>>487786606About time
This is a long shot, but does anyone have that screenshot of Lae'zel where she appears to pat the camera?
>>487787112(You)
I just wanted to see if maybe anyone had saved that picture. I didn't mean to kill the thread.
>>487789317shame on you
>>487782674>She's not wearing anything under that
>>487789317bless your heart
Yeah, except an act 3 questline for Karl and MinthyWAH-HEY!
>>487709996Just came here to say that this is the best RPG i have ever played in my life, and its one of my all time favorite games. Cheers to everybody who likes it.
Get off the stage
>>487739679Yeah Cazador is one of the hardest fights in the game if you play in a standard way.>>487747482Act 3 is great, maybe you just dont like the game or maybe you have poor taste.
>>487792178How can you say you love your waifu if you won't even stay married with her decomposed zombie self?
>>487792653Funny you mention that...https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Zombie_MintharaI would love zombie Minthara is if was still her, but unfortunately in most cases their soul is gone and it's just a magically animated corpse.
holy fagola
which companions like getting their ass eaten?
>>487793269Minty!
>>487793269Minsc and Minthara
>>487793269Minthara, no doubt.
>>487795143Why is he like that?
>>487795143me when i shit my wizard robes
>>487795143>Gale wants to talk
any particular reason why during act 1, you can use Detect Thoughts without having access to the spell?
>>487795682if you have a scroll on you
>>487795682illithid power
>>487794181She does anal too
Female companions explained through Terrence Malick kino:>Lae'zelThe Thin Red Line>ShadowheartA Hidden Life>KarlachThe Tree of Life>MintharaKnight of Cups>JaheiraThe New World
>>487795641fierce frog
>>487796638>Lae'zelWife>ShadowheartTrash>KarlachPegging mommy>MintharaBest ass in the game>JaheiraHag
what is jaheira's expression conveying?
should probably feel bad but meh
>>487801792I'd pick Minthara over ack any day
>>487799669why is minthara covered in blood
>>487801967still gonna save the Tieflings but wanted to see the other side of Wyll's questline for once. but yeah, Minthara >>>> Karlach
>>487802758Blood looks good on Minthara
>>487802758She found a random tiefling village
I knowI FUCKING KNOWone of you has beta accessWhat are the new endings, you rat fucking pieces of TRASH
>>487805765i'm not posting them now since you were rude
>>487801967Have any patches added the ability to be in a relationship with her and kiss her? I don't remember being able to do much with her besides that awesome sex scene.
>>487805897Yeah, you can kiss her now and she has some unique dialogue
Really love the game, especially the characters and music and design. But act 2 and act 3 are massive disappointments, they had to rush that shit so hard. Imagine if they had another 2 years. It could've been a mindboggling masterpiece.
>>487805887Okay anon I’m sorry I got a little heated there, we both said some things we didn’t meanLet’s just post the new endings and forget about it, you go first
>>487806257i lied
>>487806480ANON THE RATS
>>487792558Act 3 is dogshit
>>487806208>>487806809I like act 2 and 3 more than act 1
Act 3 is the best because it has Emperor
>>487807043Yeah, getting rid of him never gets old.
why would larian do this?
>>487808284This is the time second someone is posting a picture of somebody complaining about the tiny PP joke in the larian forum, I'm beginning to think that BG3 fans got a shrimpy.
>>487808284drow are supposed to be misandrist tho
>>487807209The only thing I get rid of is my penis inside of its squid hole
>>487808284I hope this is a joke...
>>487809001>tumblr>itsGet the fuck out of my general, tranny.
>>487809908I just googled emporer shirtless and chose one that wasn't too large of filesize, chill niggerIsnt it literally an it though
It's literally a corpse once most players kill his non-binary ass
>>487810710Touche
I wish we had a photo mode so I could get some high quality Minthara ass photos. :(
I wish we had a definitive edition...
I could've sworn at some point, you could talk to that spider matriarch in the cave under the village
How do Tiefling women give birth without the baby's horns completely shredding up their vaginas during the push? Like...is there some magic involved?
>>487814221Horns grow, silly.
>>487814361Yeah, but surely they're still nubby at least. That's still gotta hurt like a motherfucker
>>487814516Horns and shells harden through time, you're overthinking it
>>487814221From what I remember, they come out as soft nubs that are no dangerous than the skull itself similar to other animals like >>487814361 says. I'm more curious what the fuck githyanki are all about.
Lae'zel is love.Lae'zel is life.Lae'zel a miracle of the universe.Lae'zel might've done some things wrong, but she's still a beautiful person inside and out.
>>487722610>came and wentas in, it's gone and I can't play it any more?Oh wait, its still there. Fucking hype obsessed toddler
Shadowheart O SHADOWHEARTYour smile is the bind that keeps this planet intactYOUR EYES THE SUN AND MOONYOUR HAIR - SOFTER THAN A THOUSAND EWES WOOLOH HOW I LONG TO BE WRAPPED UP AND LOST TO THE VOID OF SHADOWHAIRFOR THEEI WEEPFOR THEEI WORSHIPFOR THEEANYTHING
>>487821895>I WORSHIP>FOR THEE>ANYTHINGBe careful what you wish for.
>>487821895> I WEEPI also weep when Shadowheart is doing her Shadowheart thing outside.
>gem storethis game panders to women too often
Larian absolutely dropped the ball by not adding the canon Durge ending where he impregnates Orin over and over again.
>>487823927Worse, it panders to women on twitter
>>487817716>not the first post in threadstep up your game
I just beat the game on tactical today, and it really wasn't any different from playing on normal.I don't really see a point in offering difficulty options if they just slightly increase hp. I guess honor mode is the only truly different difficulty.
>>487825175I'd disagree with you on a slightly pedantic level. The issue isn't that there's no difference. The issue is that all levels are piss easy for someone who is halfway familiar with RPG style games.All enemies have +2 DC and attack rolls on tactician. Some encounters have 1 less turn to complete. +20% HP or more in some instances. NPCs have altered behavior. That stuff is actually HUGE. But it's still easy, because normal was undertuned as fuck if you even kind of know what you're doing.
>>487825175Honor just makes everything more expensive and gives some bosses broken abilities. Ironically the best legendary actions are in Act 1 before they got lazy again. So Auntie Ethel spawns in more copies of herself when you use a spell, which directly counters using MM against her, forcing you to come up with something else. Meanwhile Karniss and Cazador just get to deal your health bar in damage for free.
>>487825589Reminder that larian made easy mode even EASIER after patch 3 because most people kept getting filtered by the game's combat
>>487825636It also fixes the absurd damage riders
The elites don't want to know this but the smokepowder barrels at the park are free
>>487826328How do y'all get 20+ barrels into the brain room?I was only able to get 12, and only one runepowder(friend's an edgelord so we killed everyone).
>>487825676The best feature Larian made for people like that is disabling multiclassing on the easiest difficulty
>Lae'zel: YEET
Why cant the game just start at lvl 5 or 4, nobody fucking likes low level DnD
>>487826918t. wizardfag
>>487808284I want to fuck that drow
i started playing as astarion and at the tieflings' party i wanted to date shadowheart. this option had a dice roll and a situational disadvantage, reason: astarion. the option to refuse was free. after this i went to gale and wyll and the option to agree was free but the other choice to refuse also had a dice roll. wtf
>>487826697Cloud giant elixir, I would assume.
I don't want to abuse str elixirs but I feel like I'm doing something intentionally stupid whenever I'm not abusing them
>>487827558Tried that, but it was removed in one of the zone transitions. Also didn't allow for much, but I think I just discovered a method. Need to load another save and see if it still works, probably patched by now.
>>487808284Explain yourselves, lariansissies.
>>487827689Are you replacing your elixir slot or just not using it?
>>487827812The guy is extremely ineloquent and way too concerned with some retarded concept of purity of Baldur's Gate. On the other hand, I do agree to some extent without going too deep into the whole violence vs sex double standard.
>>487826697Chest mechanics let you grab literally every item in a chest with [Grab All], but after that, you have to be unencumbered before you get to pick up anything up ever again. So you can just have as many items/barrels as you can carry. But you'll have to lug it from the point before you enter the brain cave, through the Upper City, and then through the brain fight. It's actually quite cumbersome and you'll have to juggle a couple chests along the way if you don't want to be encumbered. I wouldn't recommend it honestly. If you're capable of slaughtering the mobs at the Upper City, you wouldn't need to cheese the finale with barrels.
>>487827931I'm going to cut you off there, I can sense that you're not offering a solution that would be satisfying for me.
>>487826918I like it. It's a small window where fights can be more swingy and you're carefully considering every action instead of being on autopilot. You try to maximize action economy. You use everything at your disposal. Spells like Sleep or Spiritual Weapon still feel relevant. It's fun.
Total redhead gnome druid death
>>487828225
bardlock akshully
Anyone know how to change the PC's background flag?I'd really like to get the inspiration checks for Guild artisan but accidentally Acolyte'd on Honor mode.I have the character editor to give me the prof bonuses of GA, but I'd like to do all the GA things; and Cheat Engine just changes proficiency as well.
>download samurai fighter archetype mod>realise normal battlemaster is superior when I'm fighting gnolls God I hate 5e. On a related note are there any martial class mods that are worth installing?
>>487835156I'm going to recruit Halsin, Jaheira, and Minsc for completionist sake even though I'm going for an evil Durge campaign. What should I respec them to so that they're ugly and evil? I was thinking making Halsin a Warlock could be funny but then I remembered that I can give him the dragon scales via Sorceror. Same with Jaheira. Minsc I can make evil looking with the Astral Tadpole.
>>487835529Astral tadpole + Draconic Sorcerer scalesIf they didn’t fix the silence bug that lets you take Halsin back to Act 1, wait to do Ethel until you recruit him and see if you can trade his eye
>>487835875Halsin doesn't have a tadpole though, so you shouldn't be able to take his eye (with Ethel or Volo) or give them the Astral Tadpole.
>>487836004Mayhaps they didn’t account for it, since you aren’t normally able to take him back to Act 1 anyway
>>487836263Well I definitely would have tried it out, but I cleaned out Act 1 already. Needed that tasty lock of Fey hair so I can get to 23 charisma
>[Oath of Devotion] *Recite the words of your Oath.*>Honesty. Don't lie or cheat. Let your word be your promise.>Courage. Never fear to act, though caution is wise.>Compassion. Aid others, protect the weak, and punish those who threaten them. Show mercy to your foes, but temper it with wisdom.>Honor. Treat others with fairness, and let your honorable deeds be an example to them. Do as much good as possible while causing the least amount of harm.>Duty. Be responsible for your actions and their consequences, protect those entrusted to your care, and obey those who have just authority over you.
Which bloodline?
>>487837393For me, it’s black so their faces look wracked with rot and disease
>>487837513That works
>>487837889>if only you knew how bad things really are
>>487837889he closes his eyes in grim acceptance
>>487837503Did you sexualize Astarion? I'm calling Beaudelaire
>>487840534
Alright, I'm reasonably happy with this. Time for bed.
>>487842309You can also cast grease and make him walk there. He'll be dirty.
What were your wife's first words to you?Mine was to call me multiple racial slurs.Lae'zel's is to call you an abomination and begin to kill you which is a funny one too.
>>487842503My husband tried to stab me with a knife
>>487841338Do elves poop in DnD?
>>487837142Finally. You've been missed.
>>487842503Damnable roach
Why don't harpies wear clothes? Don't their human parts get cold?
