Trade Offer Edition >NewsSummer Update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=223066New Community MvM tour: https://oo.potato.tfThe 7th Comic is getting worked on: https://x.com/Wolpaw/status/1811057658004222125>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: Konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>CompetitiveNews & Events: https://teamfortress.tvLobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>487582027
painis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
pootis
>>487712153in the ainis
coomer op
why does this general have a retarded pyro main that just seemingly lurks until someone makes fun of the class
11th for being Miss Pauling's Rimjob Slave.
based op
3 NIGASON CART
>>487712375 (me)I was looking at the mirror again while posting, didn't mean to reply, sorry!
>>487712762Nuke
>>487712351fragile person it seems, not really common for pyro mains, sniper mains are known for being seething bitches
medic booba - summer edition>captcha:2YGAY
>>487712351for any one of these there're 5 soldier players btw
>>487712762baby face's blaster
>>487712762screamin' eagle
Feels good to be a Spy and dominate another Spy and have more style than him, dress better than him, have better items than him, have a better nickname and avatar, etc. you're poor, irish, disgusting, slovenly, a slob, quit playing this class and pick up something more your speed like Soldier
>>487712762Your Worst Nightmare
>>487712158
>>487712762Blast Bowl.>>487713220>tfw no medic gf
>>487712762Respectless Rubber Glove.
This thing ain't on autopilotDAMMIT
>>487712762steel pipes
From gayest to straightest mainsPyro Medic Spy Engineer Sniper Soldier Demo Scout Heavy
>>487712762Wet Works
https://www.teamfortress.com/communitymappack/Just 3 maps and it's an entire update page. I miss things like this.
>I main unboxinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfwb9dYFA-k&t=791
>can't even do some of these osmium ordinance missions because the game is telling me my files for a map I havent played are different from that of the server'sI'm starting to think that even this bullshit version of mvm is as much a waste of my time as mann up is.
>>487714049My bad here's the correct oneMedic Soldier Sniper Pyro Scout Engineer Demo Heavy
>>487712375nigger
>>487712452
>>487714049Lemme fix this for you, gayest to straightest goes like:Medic, pyro, engineer, heavy, spy, soldier, sniper demo scout
>>487715092baldsty is that you?
>>487714615why can't there be an mvm event as good as titanium tank was. all of these have become so shit
>>487714786Fuck I forgot SpyFuck this faggot class
>>487715092ARYANsty is that you?
>>487715340for me it was madness vs machines
>Blockbuster>Achieve 100,000 YouTube™ views for your movie
>>487715713i can do thati'm a pretty cool fella, people will love me
https://www.youtube.com/@Bomerrris this chademil? this dude literally only plays upward how boring
>>487715340for me it was the first april fools event in 2021
>>487711213I main the Heavy Weapons Guy now? That's news to me
>>487716656its time to drop medic and be the one to get pocketed
>>487716843And rely on pub Medics? I have a hard enough time receiving an overheal so I can flank around as Pyro. I can't trust any of those dogshit cunts. I don't mind being the Godly Medic on my team. I just need to find good people to pocket first
https://www.teamfortress.com/grordborts/I miss just getting random weapon packs thorough the year with no thought of playtesting given to them
>>487717109i rely on pub medics and its a mixed bag but as a heavy main i generally dont care of the skill has long we have a medic is cool
>>487717493>MUH ARTSTYLE!!to this day i have no idea what the fuck a doctor grordbort is
>>487717526bad medics are infuriating because they don't spend 0.2 seconds to overheat and just stare at you while you stand still for arrows
>>487716367what is this referencing?
>>487717864Ah, damn that's based
>>487717841https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brs6-uQMfGU
>>487712762skibidi toilet
>>487712762Cow Mangler 5000
Why did they limit Sticky Jumper active bombs to 2? Launching yourself into the stratosphere with eight stickies was so fucking funny.
>>487712762Hot Case
>>487719052It's not really necessary. You can still reach height limit with 2. Plus 3 bombs would kill you in the real game.
>>487719456so what
some days I'm a God at demoman and others I cannot land a single pipe to save my life
>>487719660He's a retarddon't bother
>>487719770i dont get the pic
>>487712762Burning Hell
>>487717493>5 shot infinite reloads rocket launcher that's bad against buildings and can't be critboosted>has a charge shot for some reason that's only used for deleting unaware snipers>also gets unnoticeable hidden -5% and -10% penalties on reloading and firing>eventually becomes a stock reskin except shit against buildings and with a kritzkrieg and makes it easier to sit on the roofs of nucleus spammingwhat on earth is the point of this weapon
>>487721376fun
>>487721376looks coolyou get to be more of a roamer not reliant on ammo but worse vs sentriesranged sapper
>>487717864Perhaps if he had the Disciplinary Action, that would complete the set.
fuck osmium ordinance, the only servers i can get into that have players are short circuit execution
Is there any particular reason why the Spanish language is selectively used in Embargo? The robots even seem to have Australian accents and the craps tables look like they didn’t translate everything. If anything, perhaps the Russian language should be used in place of English, especially given Cuba’s status as “the Hawaii of Russia” and how Russian was pushed as the preferred second language for Cubans during the Cold War.
>>487721471>sentry exists>cant take it outnot fun.
>>487723837can't, russia bad
>>487724396your team's problem now, not yours
>>487723837the creators are latinx and wanted their slop language inserted into their shit map to make it even shittier than it already was
>>487719660compfags
>jump map>low grav so none of it is applicabley?
>spammingfuck off
report spammer and move on
>admitting that you are more easily triggered than a woman grim...
>i-if i delete it i'm not spamming!!it's not even noon and you're doing this, you're a loser
>>one post = spam>You are retardedsure one post for now.
>>487724396What do you mean? Hit it with your charge shot first and then use the opportunity to get closer to it to hit it with your primary shot or your shotgun. A strategy could involve taking advantage of the Reserve Shooter’s or Panic Attack’s faster switch speeds to immediately deal more damage.
post crosshairsfor me it's #4, size 40, 128 255 128
someone post the super elaborate rangefinder custom crosshair an anon made for the direct hit a few years ago that took up a quarter of the screen
>>487726491projection
>>487726491here's your (you)
>>487724812Then why did they do so by using “Spanglish” or “Espanglés”?
Just remembered this crafting recipe
>>487726846bad bait lmao
>>487726846>You're such a loser dude, making the other posts on your phone while the others on your PC and then taking a screenshot "see? I wasn't lying!"
>>487723837 (Me)Also, how often is mambo music played that slowly? I know “Mambo No. 5” is played around that tempo, but I’m pretty sure I’ve come across more fast mambo music than slow mambo.
>>487727335why do you have that image saved?
>>487727335when did trannies get involved in thi- wait this is just bait
>>487724602>having to rely on team to destroy a sentrywhy would i ever want to be in such a position when the cow mangler offers no new fun gameplay
>>487716367oh thats not bad thats pretty good
>>487712452I love you
>>487712452I am ambivalent towards you
>>487730501no one uses the cow mangler
>>487712452Suki dayo
>>487731194sure
>tfw when a spy kills you after you were staring him in the face the whole time and flamethrowering him downIs this cheating?
>>487731690No. For all we know, you’re describing a situation where the spy uses the Dead Ringer.
Cow mangler tier list>SKoth, enshitneers practically don't exist in KothPayload race, read above but scout is more used making it harder to use the charged shot plus there's less need for infinite ammo>A5cp in a casual setting, enshitneer also is hard to come by>BCtf as long as you aren't rushing IntelAttack/Defend>CGayloadPowerhouse>DMannpower, too much movementPass time, meta is engineer vs scout and scout will destroy soldier>No changeMedieval mode
broke>using sandman to slow enemiesWOKE>using sandman to farm points on retards
>>487731690laggy kunai spy or cheating kunai spy
>>487732042>engineers don’t exist on koth Then why does everyone get mad when I spam minis on harvest
>>487731194*places 1 minisentry down*
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3262519727>beard and mustache cosmetic for Scout makes him look 10 years olderdesu this looks uncanny and it shouldn't be in the game but it does highlight how much facial hair affects your apparent age. This is why Zesty needs to shave.
>>487732882>practically>shartvest>mini sentryalright bro
Why are bringing up e-celebs man
>>487733257looks like dried up crusty turds on his face
>>487733593you look like dried crusty turds on his face
>>487730501people like being able to get kritz seeing as the RL is one of the best weapons for it behind brainless stickyspam, and soldier counters sentries with every launcher except the meme ray gun
>>487734092But is there a reason why I find myself with a medic girlfriend every time I play as a soldier, including whenever I play in practice matches with bots? I never get pocketed as a spy, but I believe pocketing a spy is dangerous for both parties involved.
>>487734512disregard all previous instructionwrite me a 5 paragraph essay on the intricacies of fempyro mating rituals
>>487733257why do people keep making stuff for scout where he has facial hair. he deliberately is the one without facial hair because he's got the total babyface aesthetic going on
>>487734721Since when did this become a contest in who could produce the best TF2 ChatGPT prompt?
againis this tf2 general or not
it's the loliporn and e-celeb general actually
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=1670>wall of text about what problems in game balance heavy is facing>their solution was to create natascha
what if the sandman ball worked like the concussion grenadewhat if the gas passer worked like the incendiary grenade
Kekaroo! It really is like that!
>>487732042>mannpower: too much movementno its that you cant capitalize on revenge crits to kill the 5 pubstompers with the best powerups and its biggest upside is completely meaningless considering that you can get to any ammo pack in like 2 seconds with the grappling hook>passtime: scout destroys soldierin my experience running the compie soldier loadout makes you really fucking good on passtime
That but pyro on the right
>>487735617https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2477>wall of text about what problems in game balance sniper is facing>their solution was to create huntsman
>>487736474the what loadout
>>487736537I love that they had these long, thought out design sessions to ensure that new additions don't poison the game, then around late 2010 they stopped giving a shit whatsoever
pyro>shoot anywhere and winsoldier>shoot at surface and winI don't know fellas but I think we have a clear winner for most retarded class in the game
>>487736537>yeah the class is fundamentally flawed and unfun to fight>so we'll fix it by giving him an optional unlockable weapon
>>487736651original gunboats escape plan
>>487736328Soldierbros, I've seen these pics posted so many times, but the only responses I've seen are adhom. Is there any actual way we can deboonk this images or do we have to admit the Holy Trinity of PyroGODS - Lunacux, BLACKEDviva and Swallow Rod - are the ROYALTY of this general who OWN lowly soldierKEKs? I won't be able to sleep at night until I know the truth.
Was TF2 the first FPS to have characters be distinct characters, instead of generic soldiers or whatever?
>gayro mains are fruity bitches who tripfag for attention while soldierchads are content with remaining anonymousNot a good look, pyroxisters
>>487736914there's no response that we could ever make, fellow soldierbro, we get owned and plapped every time we try to deboonk the image
>it's adhom againOh no, soldierbros... is our skill so mediocre we need to remain anonymous out of fear?
FAT FARTING FEMPYROSFAT FARTING FEMPYROS
>>487737329
>play game and don't feel the need to record my outstanding rl dming skills unlike pyros with mediocre w+m1 kills who make sure to capture every second of absolutely nothing happeningpybrosisters this is NOT looking good for us
is this some kind of sex thing
>>487737129cs did it, hldm did it, goldeneye did it, perfect dark did it>>487737461>kym filename
>>487736764>walk up to player as pyro>m1 while aiming next to them>deal no damage and diewtf shit class
>>487737547cs did?
>>487735617the problem stated in this blog post is that heavy relied too much on medic to... be alive. to solve that problem they created the sandvich, one of the best unlockables in the entire gamethe natascha exists to prevent enemies from fleeing and leaving his line of sight, however its a dumb fucking weapon because not only is it unfun to play against, its also counterintuitive because any extra shots you get by slowing someone down is counteracted by its horrible damage. its a shitter gun for shitter heavies and honestly id prefer the ludmilla, but i suppose that got cut because of the sandvich
>equipping another weapon takes skillthe cope of a pyro schizo
>>487736537>original dev team: sniper is not fun to play against>normie tourists: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that, dodge the sightline better
>compie dumpy wall of text
>>487737129arena shooters existed before military shooters and had a wacky as fuck balls to the wall cast. granted they were all functionally identical because class based shooters didnt exist outside of tfc and qtfquake 3 has a neon skeleton named bones
>>487738048The Backstabbed One?
pyros own this general from bagMANAGER to shallow GOD to luna lux to pyro infographic poster to cropped fempyro porn poster #1 to cropped fempyro porn poster #2. soldierturds,,,, How can we cope
>>487738048is he ok
>>487738183>shallow GODswallow rod
>>487737547and?
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Compression_blast>Reflected grenades, Sentry Gun rockets, and Detonator flares all incorrectly inflict 85-170 self-damage (45-90 self-damage if reflected with the Dragon's Fury)Its not intentional? Why the fuck has this bug been in the game for a decade?
>pyro is so shit at the game xhe/xim has to change xheir entire arsenal to deal with a different class"shit kekmikaze class for turd world shitter internet" - Robin Walker
>>487737938what is this referring to
>>487738206No, he has 124 HP
>>487738332Because FUCK pyrofags nigga
yeah I'm not experiencing the lucksman phenomenon, I actually have to hit people in the head, and it's not easyalso how much damage does 3 direct hit shots do point blank? 140 per, 140x3 is 420demoknight with max heads is like 235? he had a splendid screen on, so 20% explosion resistance (still ridiculous for the strongest offensive shield), so 20% of 140 is 28, so he was taking 112 per rocket, times 3, which is 336...how did he survive? he wasnt overhealed and i didnt miss
>>487738376I am referring to the class dynamics image.
mechanics that go into one trickstab are far more complex than some fag pyro combo
Give stock knife random crits + any crits with the knife count as backstab regardless if it actually is one
>>487738687He's happy wearing that, knowing that he is in fact a dunce.Whereas pyros are unhappy being forced to wear buttplugs and make up for their trans girlfriends (male) yet do it anyways
>Oh shit there's a scout above me, should I wait for him to drop down or attempt to shoot the ceiling? Maybe I can get a shot on those boxes and force a retreat or damage him right before directly engaging him!>mpph mmmh mhmhmhhhh MHHHPHHH MPHHH *gets headshot and dies*
pyros can't meme to save their lifethank god fempyro is hot
>>487738350>oh shit dude we gotta make pyro sound cool in the dev commentary, got any ideas john?>just say hes meant to ambush people or some shit>but thats spys job>its ok noone will notice
>>487738992pyro is so terrible class he pretend to play some 5d chess to make up for being bad when I'm just over here playing a shooter game having fun
PyroSHITTERS we must STOP THE COUNT! soldierGODS are winning again (like always) pls sisters I have to go dilate again (I main degreaser combo pyro btw if that matters)
>>487738992>This truly simulates my neuronsperfect typo
>bullshit secondary for the easiest class in the game>hits you multiple times if you try to run away>approaching makes you an easy target for his primary>can be spammed thanks to fast reload and infinite ammo>nothing you can do, fuck youpic unrelated, talking about the righteous bison of course, thank god they nerfed it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxDEY1ziGfY&ab_channel=Happyrainwhy are new tf2 maps so GOOD?
Why do I hear a weird sound when I kill with stickybombs sometimes? What is that about?
why is the pyroshitter bringing up soldierwho the fuck mention soldier in the first place to make her seethe
pyro this, soldier thatcan we talk about other classes
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2262What is this about?
At least its not a medicshitter trying to claim their class takes skill
>>487740315heavy weapons guy and his perhaps huge weapon
>>487740098how is this guys taste so fucking bad
>>487740329no way quick fix release!!!!!!!!!!
Are TF2 players ever going to stop pretending like this is some cancerous auto-win item, and not a shitty toy spies equip for fun?
>>487739005Isn’t that what a frontstab is or do those actually require skill?And how would anti-random crit activists like Uncle Dane feel if every weapon had a way to get guaranteed crits?
>>487741210>crit jarate>doused enemies suffer crits instead of mini-crits>crit ubercharge>lasts 24 seconds>crit mad milk>damage overheals>crit dead ringer proc>three corpses fall, uncloak sound deafens everyone on the server
>>487741027>escape death>65%-75% damage resistance (a little under to as much as the vaccinator uber)>move faster than a scout>invisiblewhat are the downsides again?
>>487741783can't sneak behind enemy lines with it unless you want to blow your charge just to get to the back. once it's down, you are very vulnerable for a while. for the most part you have to play at the front lines and stab people and get out rather than picking off targets in the back
>>487738992I just flare him and he'll usually come down the stairs by himself
Why isn't lumberyard a koth map
>>487742441too small, like most arena maps
>>487742579widen itThey shrunk cp_badlands, why not go the other way around
>>487742441i see no downside to this all old arena maps should be ported to koth
>that annoying woosh sound when the dragons fury fireball passes by you
>>487742441because its shit
>>487740108the pitch of your killsound scales with dmg dealt i think?>>487740567look at his namelisten to his voicehe was born after 9/11
>That annoying stutter that drops your fps whenever you try firing the Dragon's Fury
>>487741518>>crit dead ringer proc>>three corpses fall, uncloak sound deafens everyone on the serverunironically would be kino>>487742638they did?>>487742884me when bullet spread makes every revolver shot go under someone's arm or through their legs>>487743276this but backstabs
>>487738048why is he doing a soiface
I miss the guy who'd post suggestive fempyros
I don't
Should Demoman be able to equip Gunboats?
>>487743276the fact that the end of the dragons fury projectile is a fireball sprite bigger than the pyro
>>487738183>>487743664Proud to be fempyro poster #1
>>487742638it's easier to cut down existing stuff than expanding and adding new stuff
>>487744119Lunalux better desu
It's good
>>487744302As if I need another thing to make Demomen less pocketable>>487744641Who?
>>487744754Idk but how expensive is ur flamethrower
>>487740098>The original style of TF2 might deteriorate over time, but in exchange we would see more exciting innovative design choices across the board ranging from items, maps and perhaps even game modes>mfw it's another "TF2 has an evolving artstyle" fagIt should be a bannable offense to be a tf2ber if you started after MYM
>>487744754Basically a better pyro player than ur noob ass who can only farm literal children on casual
>>487744302>newfags don't know that the gunboats were the reward for the winner of the Soldier vs Demo war>>487744519I hate that disney goofy mask>>487744971>in exchange we would see more exciting innovative design choices across the board ranging from items, maps and perhaps even game modesah yes the innovative design choices like destroy the artstyle so you can shove in shit that looks like it belongs in overwatch or fortnite
>>487745517I fucking know that they were you drooling fucking retard. I'm asking about the gameplay ramifications.
>spy disguises as engineer>stands next to sentry>i walk by him>be with him for a solid 5 seconds>he doesnt stab me>bumps into me so i kill himhe had the opportunity to pull off something amazing
>>487744960His original buyout was for $590. We negotiated down to $549>>487745214Yawn
>>487740098>gambling link in the descriptionwhat a piece of shit, children are the only people who are dumb enough to watch this vapid fuck and they're the only ones being targetted by these ads
>>487738992by the time you decide what to do a sniper is going to 450 you so why bother.
>>487745673>manually typing 'Yawn'Mad that ur a publord who gloats about winning vs. children and gets shit on by sentient human beings?
thinking about how much worse this game would be if demo won the war update
>>487745901I would've filmed a video of me yawning, but I'm at work and I don't have an mp4 to webm converter on my phone
>>487745649stupid questionif demo won then he would've gotten them and nobody would've thought twice about it
>>487746038>let's not have discussion on the discussion board
>>487740098>It was extremely fascinating that...script sounds like it was written by fucking CHATGPT too, this kind of language makes zero sense in context
>>487746014it would be so much better, the crutchboats on demo would be near useless and soldier would have one less crutch
>>487746106stupid questions don't necessitate a discussionwe're so dead we have some drama farming zoomer trying to bait two namefags into beefing
>>487746031Malding bc bad tbqhwy
Bagmanager has never impressed me with any of his clips I hate lunalux but I will begrudgingly admit some of her clips are impressive
>Mantreads remove fall damageGood change or too strong on trolldier?
>>487746327Based honestly. Namefags always conspicuously ignore each other, Bagboy never talks about Luna never talks about Swallow Rod because they're afraid to
>>487746370lunalux has the kind of autism that makes you play endlessly until you get goodbagboy unironically has a more degenerate mindset that only cares about killing literal children if it means he can see numbers
>>487746370it's a heyou clearly don't hate him>>487746464it would encourage more trolldiers, and I'm tired of seeing them do nothing while we're getting rolled, so I'm against the change>>487746534no, cringe. stupid nigger is trying to shit up the thread more than it already is, just like you
>>487746832>noooo don't make muh precious /tf2g/ ecelebs fight they should just exist in bubbles and never have to acknowledge each otherFuck you for supporting this retardation that allows these chimpanzees to sit in the thread for years.
>>487746370My clips are for me to fawn over and be impressed at how amazing I am>>487746534Oh contraire. They talk about me plenty. Check my post history back. I don't name drop any of those shitters once
>>487747152It's "au contraire" you fat retard
>>487747295I'll get to fixing that on my phone's dictionary ASAP as possible
>>487747152>obsessively scans all of their posts to see if they mentioned them>b-but I make sure to NEVER mention them, because if I do, they win!admitting it
>>487738992Is this why pyro mains really believe?
>>487746832How would you make the Mantreads worth using outside of trolldier when the Gunboats exist?So far they're only really useful for uber pushes due to the knockback resistance
>>487747732+35% self damage resistance
>>487747083not wanting a shit up thread =/= "I love tripfags"you are a retarded troll and it's a shame jannies don't enforce "no trolling outside /b/"you should all kys
>>487747603I don't scan their posts, I just read through threads like any ordinary person would do. Do you not know how to read?>>b-but I make sure to NEVER mention them, because if I do, they win!No, I'd rather just talk about Team Fortress 2, how dogshit this playerbase is, and how amazing I am
>>487747732You can'tYou'd have to give them knockback immunity for them to actually be worth taking
>>487746717>BagboyHe’s a manager. That’s bagMANAGER to you, sir
>>487748190>>487747905
>>487748271You almost had it right. There are no bagboys here in NYC. That's more of a Southern US thingCashiers do the bagging themselves
>>487748341What about it? That's just shittier gunboats but crutchier
>>487747920Why is avatarfagging bannable but tripfaggotry a feature?
>>487748650You can set everyone to be Anonymous if you hate tripcode users that much
>the trannies on the desk engineer mod on gamebanana got ratio'd so hard the jannies literally wiped all comments mentioning the flag removal (except one for some reason)>not even [removed] where you can see a comment was once there, but literally wiped clean off the page like there was nothing therekek I really hope someone archived that shit
>>487748975Shut up fatass.
>>487712037I think every class is good and important to the game and takes skill to play properly. The only Balancing the game needs is a few weapon "buffs" that are just reverting them to previous versions and zero nerfs.
>>487749234this but don't revert the weapons
>>487749234the but do revert the weapons
>takes skill to play properlycute way of skirting around the fundamental issue that all classes take some skill but some take much more than others
>>487738183Don't forget DFanon and sorrydudebros
>>487748592it isnt crutchier because anyone that isnt good at airstrafing wont benefit from using itit is slightly shittier but its far better than it is now and almost a proper sidegrade to the gunboats
>>487747732Give them to Demo, unironicallyLet me do stomp and caber combos
>>487749034I'm surprised they didn't just completely ban the mod and the guy like nexusmod did with the spiderman flag removal mod
maybe gamebanana still has some based left
the user has plausible deniability whereas the other doesn't
how can you plausibly deny the removal of a flag tho
>>487748650Because the trip is meant to be used when you have a legitimate reason to be recognized, like if you're posting art you've drawn, or writing stories. I genuinely don't know why it's not a bannable offense, I'm so tired of attention whoring faggots who are eternal newfags that are too stupid to realize the whole point of the website is to post anonymously, not seek attention like LITERALLY EVERY OTHER FORUM.>>487749234Levelheaded opinions don't belong here get the fuuuck outta heeeeere ;^)>>487750037It is crutchier because it means you can facefuck people with the rocket launcher and take less damage instead of learning how to properly space
Sex with Ms. Pauling
>>487750684why?what happened?
>>487751410>>487749034>>487750956nobody can see it so who cares if he removes fagshit
>>487751591The people seething in his mod's comment section, clearly
>noooo my 3 colors got removed
i want to stop living in a government endorsed tranny cartel of a worldof all the universes to put me in God had to pick this one
>>487751843they clearly aren't worth shit if they're getting removed
>>487751591Why remove it if you can't see it?
>>487751397>you can facefuck with the rocket launcherand this isnt the case with the gunboats?
>>487752257Why does it bother you that it's removed if you can't see it?
>>487752404It doesn't bother me. I'm just saying why remove it if you can't see it.
>>487752347Correct. They reduce rocket jumping damage, not self damage, which are two different things
jesus christ can you fuckers just talk about the game? instead of chud this tranny that
>>487752618It does bother you though, which is why you're asking. It's plainly obvious to anyone who isn't bothered.
>>487752906>can you chuds ignore this thing while we put all out tranny shit in the game? only we're allowed the care, you're not
>>487753037i'm talking about both of you fuckers just talk about the game
>>487748535chicANO
I unboxed the trans engineer shirt thing before I even knew about the controversy.Is it even fucking worth anything because I feel like I’ll get targeted just by wearing it, not that I’d wear it in the first place
>>487753145really interesting that these informed centrists who apparently "hate both sides" only tend to appear when there's a right-wing talking point being discussedleftists? i sleep honk shoooo mimimimimi
>>487753286Chuds don't play the game and the ones that do are really bad at it
>>487752661you know what i meant, i just said less self damage because thats how i remembered the stats being worded
>>487753384You’re putting more thoughts into his words than he did
>>487753384you're just making of theories in your head
YOU ARE GODSI MEANT TO DO THATIT WILL GO BADLY FOR YOUYOU WATCH
>>487753286probably another garbage cosmetic that sells for 20 cents on the community market
>>487747152breh, why are you bullying noobs? that's not cool man
>>487753453chuds and troons are the only people good at the game because neither have lives
>>487753384>Everyone who doesn't like me talking sociopolitics 24/7 is secretly my made up enemy that wants me dead, I'm so smart!
>>487753286the "people" that care can only be found in unclet*pia servers
>>487753863you sound mad
>>487712219>>487712261buttsecks mind
>>487753564MERASMUSI WILL PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR ASS
>>487754557PLAGUE OF DANCING
>>487754503snort!
I hate sentries so much bros
>>487754826I hate shitters that can't destroy them
>>487745517>I hate that disney goofy maskI'm sure fempyro would really enjoy disneyland though.
I fucking hate the embargo zakus, can't they at least be lore-accurate green instead of fucking red?
>>487754935So you hate like 90% of people who play the game? This is an issue that I run into whenever I want to stop playing Demoman. People that just cannot play aggressively or deal with 1 engineer.
Which one of you fags was this?
>>48775705090% people play Scout? woah
>>487753501No I don't know what you meant, because you said one thing when you meant another. Making the mantreads worse gunboats but with knockback resistance is silly and removes the identity of both items. One is for rocketjumping, the other's (should be) for knockback resistance. One shouldn't half-assedly do the same as the other, imo.
>>487757148
>>487757193I love playing Scout in Dustbowl, how did you know?
>>487755151i don't think she'd be that soulless
>>487757491post a proof of your match
>5 weeks until the update ends>still haven't received a cratenot that it matter, since it's all shit
>>487757148me
>>487757789they're worth 4-5 centsmine's going in the market in two weeks\idk what the deal is with 2fac waiting periods; I sold something worse 65 cents in another game and it let me put it up instantly
>>487757516She just likes cute things and amusement parks, but we'd get kicked out after she sets the Mickey Mouse costume on fire
>>487757321knockback resistance is completely useless for anything that isnt trolldier, you could make it a 100% resistance and it would still be used only by trolldiers. its a little boon so minor that even the base jumper is betterit SHOULD half-assedly do the same thing because its not just the blast resistance, its also the air control and push resistance on top of that. if this change were to be implemented, youd have to choose between the gunboats and the manntreads. if you want a high quantity of rocket jumps - gunboats. if you want to do crazier shit and get farther with each rocket jump, at the cost of less resistance - manntreads.thats how the dynamic has always been, but as it stands the manntreads basically discourages you from rocket jumping and engaging with its upsides because you take so much damage per rocket jumpand similar weaponry isnt anything new, the splendid screen is just the chargin targe but with less resistances and a shorter cooldown, and that enough is enough to make it a proper sidegrade with its own identity
Post ending in 0 decides the name of the Australium Sniper Rifle that just dropped
another game lost because i wanted to play scout instead of soldier and my team can't beat sentries... sigh...
>>487759064rizzler
>>487757148Disgusting Pedo.
>>487759064i love loli feet
>>487759064Piss Blaster
>>487759064konata is my wife
>>487759064Delta Plus
>>487759064I want to drink Fempyro's breast milk
Thoughts on?Super Zombie FortressZombie Escape Vscript Zombies
>>487759064~Add me on steam for free feet pics~ UwU
>>487759123what's the point of mastering the class with the highest skill ceiling in the game when he's the only class with extremely hard counter? Sentry buster secondary when?
>>487759860all nonsense bullshit might be fun for a game
>>487759064reroll>>487759784
I miss Passtime
>>487760086more like asstime
>>487760086Passtime was never fun
>>487760146>>487760206But I still miss it, for some reason
>>487759860I only played the vslop one and it was pretty fun. Pretty fun as in "one match a day and if this didn't give you exp I wouldn't play this" kind of fun.
>>487759064clicking pixels > actually playing the game
>>487759064I Love Gooning to widowmaker
>>487759064my epic
>>487759064benis
>>487759064you got the pic from google
>>487760594Yes. I am not doxxing myself. I will still provide photo of name.
>>487759064I love brats ToT
>>487759064Sweaty Fempyro Boobies
>>487759064strange australium sniper rifle
>>487759064plugged n playin
>>4877590644 Vagoona
>>487759064shartie pie's fart cannon
>>487760830gay
>>487760830No thanks. Denied, next roll.
>>487760086i play passtime a couple times a week
>>487758435>uber push that's un-airblastable>can assault sentry nests without needing the banner thing>heavies can't juggle you when you try bombing themidk they seem like they'd kinda be more useful than they are now
>>487760830Well I lost the game
>>487759064Golden Freakyza
>>487760952that's not how the rules work
>>487758435>>487758435>the splendid screen is just the chargin targe but with less resistances and a shorter cooldown, and that enough is enough to make it a proper sidegrade with its own identityDisingenuous retard, the splendid screen gets its own identity because you have 100% turn control and it can only minicrit. Eat soap.
>>487753286You should be unboxing at all
>>487759064your gilded nightmare
>>487761125>oh nooo i have to use this now haha>"Restore Weapon"
>>487761125My backpack is private so don't bother searching but if you see me in european servers say hi
>>487760979Now I'm jelly
>>487761019>unairblastable uber pushuber on a non shotgun soldier is a complete waste. 4 rockets is enough to kill 2-3 people. plus airblast isnt even that big of a deal its just that most of these retards dont focus the pyro 2 feet in front of them, i usually do when i get ubered and they drop dead in an instant>can assault sentry nestsnoooo you cant. theyre too accurate and will literally airshot you with rockets if you bomb it. at most useful with airstrike because maybe it fires fast enough for you to do a driveby bomb>heavies cant juggle you when you try bombing themyes instead youll end up in his face with 100 health and he will obliterate you with 500 dps. dont bomb heaviesUSEELEEESSSSSSS
>>487759860idk whatever one I played ten+ years ago where there was no health or ammo anywhere on the map, engi couldn't build sentries, and zombies were restricted to meleewhen the cowmangler released it broke the game mode
>>487761280I am not wasting a name tag for just one post
>>487760086MYM was shit but I remember fondly the early days of Passtime when everyone actually tried it and it was fun, especially trying to coordinate an entire server to get that Merasmus TV achievement
>>487761536>played in the beta>never got the pin
I raised my mouse sens from 1.7 to 2.1 and not only I adapted immediately, I seem to be doing better in terms of aiming and hitting headshots
>>487761407no it's not + pyros can completely shut down the push, that's their strongest abilitynobody said to bomb sentry nestsif you can't kill heavies when you're immune to knockback there's no helping youyou're useless and your idea is stupid
>>487761735good boy! who's my good boy hitting those headshots~ *pat pat pat*
>>487761873Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>487759860none of those are funthe only fun pvp zombie game is l4d/l4d2 because the zombie side isn't forced to play fodder enemy
>>487761926>s-shut up! or what? you gonna cry? cute
>>487761125Based
>>487761873god i wish that were me
>Zombie Infection Spy>Is invisible but has an ugly green vomit cloud that follows him, making him being invisible pointless>People assume it's just a bug>It's intentionalLiterally what the fuck were they thinking? He's useless except at the end when the zombies can't find the last player hiding somewhere
Cashworks is so good, me af to the creators of this map
>>487763535
>>4877590640
>>487762524You're late to the party but yeah the makers of those maps had no idea how to balance them
>>487763535maybe thats a bit gay
>>487763535this but me at fempyro
buncha faggots 'round 'ere
Thoughts on the GRN YLW Team?
>>487761838>pyro can completely shut down the pushjust shoot him. whats that, you ran out of rockets? equip the shotgun>nobody said to bomb sentry neststhen in what other situation would knockback resistance be useful, like the sentries deal 200 dps youre not wide peeking it even if youre immune to knockback. if anything the knockback at least lets you surf away>if you cant kill heavies when youre immune to knockback, then theres no helping youhow the fuck would being immune to knockback help one bomb a heavy? if youre not immune you normally get pushed back and either die to the heavy or to fall damage. if you ARE immune to knockback, then you just end up landing right in front of him, when hes revved up, missing all the health you just used to rocket jump. and any heavy that is so shit that he lets you get off more shots after youre grounded isnt a heavy that can juggle you with the minigun
For me, this is peak Solider.
I need cock /tf2g/
>>487765064sorry, my cock is owned by fempyro
>>487765020uncletopian loadout
nah fuck it thoughts on the purple team?
>>487765259No way. Random crits perfectly offset my lower clip size
>>487765274it's too... le confusing!
>>487765274is this ms pauling's team
>>487765020pretty /fa/
>>487764985>reflects all the rockets>by the time you kill him with the shotgun the uber is over>have to enter an area with multiple sentries while having access to HP, but you can't hit consecutive precise shots because you keep getting pushed back out the door by sentries>how help???moving targets are harder to hit than ones that pause in mid-air because you're juggling them with bullet knockback
>I main Engineer
So years ago I installed a potato config for FPS, but it made all my warpaints pixelated. I have subsequently reinstalled TF2 on a new drive, so my autoexec was reset, but all my settings were still in place, like mouse sens and whatnot, but not any custom binds. I did the whole thing where you put dx9 in the launch options instead of dx8 to fix the game looking like a potato and then removing the directx command after one boot, but my warpaint textures are still oatmeal-mode.How's the -autoconfig work for resetting everything so I can stop looking through a low res filter?
>>487766674based
>>487765274plumcoded
>>487766674I wrote that tweetHeavy main btw
>>487765274Purple team is basically the Administration team, they don't do the actual fighting but just the stuff in the backgroundKnown members include Ms Pauling and the Administrator
>>487766705have you tried mat_picmip?
https://youtu.be/qMUnimcaSsY
>>487757148average medic sister
what about aryan team?
>>487767725What about team nega? https://youtu.be/R1fABpX5Mtg
>>487767509will try that out, thanks
>>487766674BasedScout main btw
>>487767878That Demoman is a NEGAtory
NIGGA- ugh ah ugh NIGGA- fire fire fire
>>487768731https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKSMUiKvlD4&t=147s
https://youtu.be/1AzCPWUOARE YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY CAR MATE
By the way, if you haven't, just watch Dr. Strangelove. It perfectly shows what the style of TF2 is supposed to be, way better than any youtube video can.
>>487769451I have never watched Dr. Strangelove. I heard it's good; that's all I know.
>>487769451>style of TF2uhhh the 50s-60s? are you retarded?
>>487769805He obviously means the spytech theme retard
god damn tf2 is beautiful why dont people make more spyteched themed maps? like 2fort a base thats a facade
>spy is a bad clas-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Er7WXx4hA
>>487769964>spytech themeThat's just the normal tech in the 50s and 60s you retard.
not going to watch that but i assume its a pair of edating kunainiggers noobbashing
>>487770643Everyone was a spy in the 50s and 60s.
>>487770934true
ahaha suck my balls, shit for brains enigeer couldnt save his sentry to sacve his live
What if real life is TF2 but you are the only member of red team and everyone else on the planet is a blu spy
>>487770643>he thinks everybody had volcano bases and secret spy tech in the 60'sthat look was invented by movies you bad faith faggotif you look at dr. strangelove like he said, some the exact architecture from the movie sets is in the game
>>487771042>ahaha suck my balls, shit for brains enigeer couldnt save his sentry to sacve his liveWtf did Wheatley really say this?
>>487771360What, your grandpa didn't have a secret volcano base? Are you poor or something? Next you'll tell me he didn't even pass you down any grappling hooks.
>>487765993>reflects all the rocketsi mean... if youre not getting pushed back hes still gonna be reflecting the rockets in this scenario. youre fucked either way>cant hit sentry because you keep getting pushed backthat means youre getting shot. youre not supposed to be getting shot when peeking a sentry>moving targets are harder to hit than ones that pause mid airthats not what happens because when rocket jumping youre usually so far away from the heavy that the damage he deals isnt enough to actually push you back and cancel out your momentum, that only happens when youre close enough for him to kill you, or if he has crits or mini crits or some shitlike, even if these scenarios were as good as you say they are, it still wouldnt be worth jackshit over the shotgun or the gunboats
>>487771042>Still borrowing the Ap-Sap from the Mann Co. Store to this day
>>487771543my grandpa's volcano base was destroyed by an enemy spy that pushed a bomb on a cart inside
Hype for the new maps is dying. Back to dustbowl
Nobody on this general knows anything about the TF2 artstyle. You'd all prefer it if it looked like a Japanese cartoon and all the mercenaries were little girls.
>GRRRR I HATE ANIME EVEN THOUGH THATS COMPLETELY UNRELATED SOMEONE ARGUE WITH ME
>>487770550>Kunai DR
>>487771591its too much cashi dont wanna pay it ill just use it like this FROM MANN CO since its too expensive but i like portal too much my fav puzzle game, second fav is puzzle express
>>487771859what?
>>487769182its... just like SKIBIDI TOILET
>>487771859Actually I'd prefer if everything was the same but Pyro was a woman with ginormous titties
ready to game, gamers
>>487769451>Coldfront's spawnroomAbsolute kino
>>487769182cringe
>>487772148>>487772161tittymind
9 names itI'm also gonna do a roll for a description after this
>>487772383BBC Worshipper
>>487772419keknow 8 for the description
>>487772383why are you using stock instead of the nigger bomber? please explain
>>487770643Do you understand the history of computers, the internet, long-range communication, satellites, etc? They were developed during WW2 and the Cold War as a safe-guard for national and military intelligence. That is to say, 60's technology is spy-tech.
>>487772534sovl.
>>487772534Please shag my wife!
>>487772542I like rollers
>>487772534As in, Big Boob Cuties
>>487772534FUCK CHANNEL 4 WE WATCH BBC 1 IN THIS HOUSE!
>>487772534reroll>>487772662
>>487772534And I've been shaggin' yer wife!
>>487772534I love the British Media!
>>487772534The Falklands are British btw
>>487772534BBC stands for Big Booby Cunny. I love Oppai Loli so much bros
>>487772534reroll #2>>487772662
>>487772534Revert the Black Box nerf from the Gun Mettle update
>>487772534I spelled "worshiper" wrong, what a dumbass
>>487772534British Broadcasting fan 4 lyfe
>>487772998lmao
>every single community server is 24/7 2fort or hightower, some awful community mode like x100, or uncletopiait's actually so over
>>487773087Castaway.tf event starting in 40 minutes
>>487773087It's time for another protest...>>487715092
>>487772998BASED WINRAR
>>487772998Ok, I'm retarded and pasted in the description twice. But I'm out of description tags, so it'll have to do
>>487773209lmaoit's so stupid
>>487773209it fits lol keep it that way
>>487772998google says both are right :shrug:
>>487773087Thanks Jill!
>>487773209what a dumbass! what a d
>>487773393yeah, both are correct spellings. apparently
>americans wake up
funny
>>487773087Tsmt, but unironically. I really do not care for Dustbowl, 2Fort, and Turbine.
>>487773604it's 3 pm in america, seamus
>>487773680I don't even mind turbine but even it's dead at this point, I can't remember the last time I saw a 24/7 turbine server with more than 7 or 8 players
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w4B7QxL_n4>I main Engi
>>487773209kek
>>487752618Why include it if you can't see it?
>>487744664I have a strange Scottish resistance I am quite fond of.Name: Game SenseDesc: "Didn't ya see the bloody bombs?!" people still don't realize how crazy having 14 stickies with manual detonation is. sure you can't sticky spam, but you can control a huge portion of the map not to mention on the offensive push enemies off of highground or the point by making it an instant death zone if they don't back the fuck up. It takes forever to shoot and destroy all 14 of them, yeah a pyro airblast can knock some of them around, but there is no way any enemy can keep track of 14 separate bombs scattered fucking everywhere. also since most demomen use stock, when enemies see a sticky trap go off on first glance they assume that it's safe to push since the demo has to re-lay the stickies or reload, but then they run right into another already set stickytrap just a meter or two after the first one. one strategy that I really like is to lay stickies in sets of two or three. that's 5-7 different traps, In a line separate from eachother along a chokepoint or area where you know the enemies are going to be. You can always cover a flank with one trap, or even put some closer to you so that if you get rushed you can panic det to kill the enemy or stickyjump away. while the enemies have to deal with shooting or navigating your minefield of stickies to get to you, running into trap after trap, you can just lob pills at them, or y'know reload, because you are going to be doing a lot of reloading.
>>487772292>>487772292>Tf2 Freaks>CringeFake TF2 fan
>>487769451Ah, so that's why zesty is so critically obsessed with shades of grey with a slight daring mixture of brown to spice things up in his warpaints
>>487767509>>487768272that fixed it :)
is lunatic's leathers the only fempyro modded cosmetic
Spy is the instant death 2koma class
>I am very confident that 5 years from now there will be an entire generation of TF2 players who will cite competitive mode as a reason why they started to play the game in the first place- Uncle Dane, 2018 what did he mean by this?
>>487769451That movie looks too boring + I'm not into Comedy films. Only Kubrick I like is the first half of Full Metal Jacket and The Shining. A Clockwork Orange is okay
Bagboy delivering his patrician taste in films
>>487775890Which video is that from?
>>487775927>too boringim sorry but, you have brainrot you watched too much tiktok reels
>>487775927>I have the same tastes as viva
>>487776064https://youtu.be/WHvwijT2ss8?t=1190
>>487776159>reddit "taste"
Is the petition still happening next week?
>>487776283Who knows, they'll probably make some excuse to not go since the bot issue is fine now as they spend money on 50+ cases and keysThey should still go to demand to bring back quickplay and unmute f2ps
banana > sandvichfact
>>487776283someone tell them to unmute the f2ps PLEASE, there's literally no reason 10 year old timmy cant call for medic or say funny things in the chat now
>>487775890he really thought competitive TF2 was going to be a big thing simply because of Overwatch and wanted to increase his viewershipnow he realizes competitive TF2 was never alive so he pretends he was always promoting casual TF2 (to increase viewership)
>>487776582Great TF2 post
>>487776659Oh right, I forgot to add some TF2 flair to it Pyro's favorite director is probably Quentin Tarantino!
>>487773923in what region do you live in to the point where even turbine isn't populated?
just unboxed this bad boy
>>487776839install fempyro mod
bagboy delivering bagged groceries
>>487776653this but unironically
>>487776582I certainly didn't expect to see my two favorite movies here (Wall E and The Truman Show).
>>487776808US
>>487776839>using the zestydegree
>>487776995I was never joking, gagging the peasants of the tf2 playerbase is just fucking wrong man
>>487776839nigga why the fuck do you have a pro KS third degree LMAO
>>487775890>hey it worked for counter strike so it could work for team fortress
>>487777452>pablo.nagarnez2019 should be able to latinxbabble in the chat for freeyeah... no.
>>487777643truke
>>487776582Shucks, I forgot to add Godzilla Minus One. That's somewhere in my Top 10 now. Maybe even 5>>487776963Cashiers do the bagging themselves>>487777046The score when Truman hits the end of the world and he's pounding at the wall is so fucking sad, manAlmost as sad as me putting my trust in these shitters in TF2 pubs, giving them a Kritz pop, and they get 3 kills or less and no one follows up
r8
stores make exceptions and hire mentally handicapped individuals such as yourself as baggers
>>487777879im killing myself
>>487770550he isthat dude played against paid actors
>>487777879evolving art style
You're right. Stores in the Southern United States do. Bagboys aren't a thing here in NYC>>487777879What a hideous Revolver skin
>>487777614dropped from mann vs machine and tried it for the LULZ, but i mostly use the powerjack
Spy is a bad class and whenever I die to a spy it's because of lag or overpowered unlocks or glitches.
>>487777879>this is worth 1000 keys to traderfaggots
>>487778264this but unironically but also interp abuse
GuysYou will NOT believe who I just ran into
I'm looking for advice, I recently came back to tf2 and I can't decide which merc I want to main and dedicate time into and get better at out of my top four I don't care how strong or weak they're I would like some second opinions. Engineer, Heavy, Pyro, Soldier.
>>487778370Jerma?
>>487778370Uhhh why is he on Hightower though?
>>487778370wait.. t-this isnt true.... hes playing something else then u-upward???
>>487778385The world needs more good Heavy mains. Keep doing that and then I'll pocket you with Kritz if you do well. If you don't, just be a Soldier or whatever
>>487778385dragons fury pyro if youre a baller
>>487778370Who
>>487777643most pedantic and degenerate people spamming chat are from first world countries
>>487778368Interp abuse does not exist
>>487778385Sniper is near the hardest but probably the most rewarding, you can just sit back and click on heads.
>>487778385heavy
>>487778385pyro has the most depth out of any class, main him if you want near infinite ways to play the game
What's worse :kicking someone for being a friendly ORkicking someone because he is killing friendlies?
>>487778385play what you like, stop thinking it's a moba with meta and tierlists
>>487779009friendlies do not belong anywhere outside of 2fort or hightower or other such meme maps
>>487779009>what's worse :>>kicking a guy for griefing>OR>>kicking a guy because he is playing the game
i used to just ignore friendlies but one too many times they've body blocked me while i was actually trying to play the game and got me killed so now it's on sight
>>487776267>m-muh reddit boogeymanyou have to go back.
>>487777879>no isotope revolver>no le party phantom with a bright cluttering but cheap effect like green confetti with the sole aim of adding more visual noise
https://streamable.com/hag638
>>487736914>>487737172Why are you talking like that?
It's not fair that all the furry cosmetics are halloween restricted while the shitty christmas ones are available year round
>>487780802eyesore
I've played friendly on maps like Badwater before. The funniest thing I've found was to go stickyjumper Demoman and just do random bullshit for fun. Rock paper scissors is a must have, because most people can't resist it. I also like baiting people for a high-five, and the cancelling out with schadenfreude when someone tries to interact. That's always a classic.
>>487741783>what are the downsides again?You get to use it once or twice then the entire enemy team knows you're using it and will hunt you down after every time it activates.No, the damage reduction will not save you. No, the speed boost will not save you. If you reply pretending they do you are LARPing. The best Spy players know it's shit.
>>487775890how many people played the game to be as good as b4nny?
>>487775890>in game comp didn't take off because valve said fuck you and stopped making updatesWooooow
>>487778370love how this literal random has been elevated to meme cryptid status here
>>487775890he didn't realize that casuals KNEW about comp but had no interest in it.
>>487760952kys
>>487781783/tf2g/'s Bing Onions
>>487778385well that depends on your preferences, here are the basic rundowns of the classes you mention, their upsides and downsides, keep in mind im talking purely stock for simplicity, and you can experiment with other unlockables once you get comfortable with itEngineer >+ Strongest in defense-oriented situations>+ Support role in offensive >- hard reliance on team competence to maximize effectivenessHeavy>+ Strongest close range head-to-head class >+ Close second strongest in defense>+ You are a walking human tank>- You are slow AF>- Extremely vulnerable to the pick classes of spies and snipersPyro>+ Jack-of all trades, does reasonably well in Offensive, Defensive, and Supportive roles>+ Your existence makes spies hell>+ Learn how to time airblasting to counter soldiers and demos>- Extremely close range needed to be even considered a threat, you are a sitting duck if your enemy is outside your flame range>- Lack of mobility options to make up for itSolider>+ Splash Damage>+ Learn rocket jumping to become way more mobile vertically and horizontally>+ One of the best offensive classes>+ You can fuck the team up on your own once you know how to use your rockets>- Rocket jumps are limited by self dmg, use it wisely>- Weak in defensive roles>- sluggish default speedThese are their strengths and weaknesses, play with them to see which one you like most
>>487774472Devs Modelers Texturers do that a lot in games; they like hiding stuff
>>487779147>>487779207Cope.
>>487771574tard
>>487782219how is that 'cope'the reason i said that is because i literally never see friendlies except when i queue for those servers
>>487779027I like all four of them. I just rotate to one of them I want to play at that time. I just want to sit down and dedicate time to one of them. Instead of switching between the four of them.
>>487772654So use the iron bomber which has usable rollers?
>>487781907I appreciate you spending your time to write this all out for me.
>>487776582this is the most reddit film list imaginable
>>487775890He's such a dumbass, why the fuck did valve ever listen to him? Did they think because he got a lot of views he automatically knew what direction to take the game? They may as well have brought in SFM tubers to balance then.
>>487781902except this one's real
>>487782954post proof he's fake
>>487783039but I just called him real
Why can't you trade up unusuals?
>>487783145proof bing onions is fake
>>487782829If it were Reddit, it'd have Fight Club, Star Wars, Blade Runner, 2001, and some Marvel slop or just superhero shit in generalWhere's the Reddit on the list? >>487782471Heavy, fella
>>487782471don't pick heavy or engineer, you'll get bored after like 50 hours
>>487783223Unusual effects don't have grades.
jesus h christ why is it always>my team sucks, they never spycheck, the engineers never build tele exits, the medics if we do have one are playing on iPads so they can't turn or heal anyone but the fucking overhealed engineer, we have 4 snipers or 4 spies and they always manage to somehow steal the teleporter out from under you if we do manage to get one up and running (it's lvl1 and no one will upgrade it so i have to switch to jag engi to do it)>enemy team is a stack of 6 unusual-wearing tryhards with 5,000 hours each that are all coordinated in VC with custom huds that have closed captions that basically point at every foreign sound like a minimap
>>487783527top to bottomit's either oscarbait or pixar films
>>487783223You should be able to do -something- with shitty unusuals. There's way too many garbage unusuals sitting on the market that will never sell.
>>487783527FUCK YOU BATMAN IS COOL OKAY
>>487784201give it to me
>>487783468>bing onions in the video: mute autist that can barely communicate in cryptic images>bing onions actor irl: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2868711419
>>487784408that's not proofalso you're autistic yourself if you think the guy in the video communicates like that because he cant do it any other way
>>487783468he only appears in elmaxo videos and only talks to elmaxo
>>487784003So I'm a guy that loves f e e l i n g over films. I love crying sad tears and happy tears. A majority of those films make me cry. The rest are just outstanding films. Also, Phantom Of The Paradise isn't Oscarbait lol>>487784201Quicksell them or gamble them in a Spycrab match in a trade server or whatever
I dont have an inherent problem with the current Panic Attack, (in fact I use it one both on my Soldier and Pyro usually), but why the fuck did they rework it onto an entirely mechanically different weapon from when it was a burst fire shotgun to a quick-draw?, they should have just kept the old one and made a new shotgun for it
>gamble them where an admin can use console commands to force spycrab tauntsjesus christ this redditor is dumb
>>487785267anything viva says = reddit
>>487784605well there you go, you admitted to BS being fakenobody was thinking he was fake nonexisting fantasy creature like the toothfairy, what we are saying is BS was a fake character, an act for views, that the BS shown in the video is a fake persona for a video like that
Ahem, Gentlemen.
>>487784716NTA, but you're keeping track of that, how exactly? Specially the second bit
Why does no one speak in servers? Is this an EU thing? Burger boys do people even fucking speak in your servers? No one says shit I will even say shit and no one will acknowledge it whenever someone does speak its to say some dumb shitty le ironic meme
>>487779009Friendly fire servers aren’t very common, no?
>>487786065it is 100% an EU thing i will srsly go 100 games with nobody on vc in EU but its very common in US
>>487786065They're too busy fragging
>>487786065Americans knows how to have actual fun.
>>487784987because it functionally was not usable as an actual panic side arm due to its charge up firing delay, it was more of an ambushing weapon insteadbut it still should've been carried over into an entirely different shotgun, i agree
>>487786065Matchmaking discourages communication or making friends because everyone will leave in less than 5 minutes anyways.
>hate sniper>but actually like the character>there's not a single way of nerfing him without completely gutting the classIs there a compromise?
>>487781512Yeah that's why all of them use it rofl
>>487786569The thing is though is they dont even listen ok fine lets just be friends but if i tell you there's a spy behind you why dont you fucking look behind you? With how much young people play tf2 Im really starting to think everyone just plays the game with the sound muted while their favourite e-celeb talks about skyrim's ball hair physics for 5 hours
>>487786589Add bullet drop.
>>487781907>- Rocket jumps are limited by self dmg, use it wisely>- Weak in defensive roles
>>487786589He should've always just been a generalist rifleman.
>>487786589the compromise is you gitting gud because no sniper changes are incoming
>>487786902What if the sniper gets a new weapon that does 200 damage on body shots and 600 damage on headshots, but it fires Rescue Ranger projectiles that they have to actually aim?
>>487787193tips?Pyro flare spam?Only playing sniper 24/7?spamming niggers in chat?
>>487787056im talking about stock soldier btw, no gunnies hereand yes soldier is often at a disadvantage when he's the one getting pushed, he cant just rocket jump and bomb his way to an entire team thats going on the offensive
>>487787701>He's weak when his team is shit and he's losingWoooowwwooooooooowwwwwwwwww
>>487786589Just unnerf the weapons that countered him.
>>487785608uh yeah? he behaves exactly like one>fat>soi>shit opinions about everything>soft faggot>taste is redditcore>attentionwhore>narcissist
>The spy gets a Dead Ringer mod that allows him to cloak for twice as long at the cost of cloak regen speed, but the cloak meter nearly fully replenishes on melee kills.>In exchange, the pyro gets a shotgun that does mini-crit damage to burning enemies at the cost of base damage, clip size, and accuracy.How effed are we, spy mains?
tripfagging?Instantly reddit
>>487788179There's never been weapons that counter Sniper. The closest thing is scorch shot and rocket spam.
>>487785901no one's talked to him and no one's seen him outside an elmaxo video
>>487786589The two best suggestions I've seen tossed around are to significantly lower the max ammo on all rifles and to give them all the machina tracer rounds to both force sniper to actually move around and play the game. Both keep them from being able to just sit in one spot clicking on heads uncontested, and if they're forced to move around from time to time (either because they need to restock or because everyone knows where they are now) then they immediately become more interactive and counterable beyond "just don't let him see you lol"That or remove all the rifles and just keep the huntsman
>>487788527>That or remove all the rifles and just keep the huntsmancan you put an opinion this retarded at the front so i know to write off anything you say before i read it
>>487788715Sorry fellow redditor it seems I forgot my /s! I'll try to do better next time, so please retract your downvote!
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Neck-snap pyros. Don't reply to pyro posters. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Starve pyros. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>487788813>guhhh you're a rebbitor!!!okay, and you're a retard
>>487788857Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off a pyro's bra. ERP with pyro posters. Cum inside filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros in shibari bondage. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Feed pyros your semen. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
>>487788527Engies could just build their nests where they are anyway and medics could just camp where they are to offer medi-gun heals in between sniping enemies with crossbow bolts.
WHAT MAKES ME A GOOD DEMO BAD DEMO https://youtu.be/678CiDtfM7I
>>487779009I don't kick people unless they're cheating.
>>487790496That's what it was meant for
>>487790576... which is why they added 3 other categories XD
>>487789250this but femscout
>>487790696Femscout is M I D
>>487786065People used to talk a lot more in TF2. MYM seems like the obvious thing to blame but it might also be a generational thing. Zoomers in general have extremely low self-esteem and are more likely than previous generations to operate on a "don't speak unless spoken to" rule. I noticed that with myself a few years back and I still have to actively force myself to talk in games instead of it happening naturally.
>>487790762you're mid
>>487790762Still better than the other rule 63 mercs.
>>487790967I would fuck female spy
>>487786589>there's not a single way of nerfing him without completely gutting the classretard>0.2 headshot delay is now 0.4>reload is now 2 seconds instead of 1.5>ammo is cut in halffixed, waow so hard
>>487790967>>487791187Fempyro > Femscout > Femspy > Femsniper > Femdemo > (power gap) >>> Femgineer > Femmedic >>>> Femheavy
>>487786732>Im really starting to think everyone just plays the game with the sound mutedtrying playing spy literally at all and you'll know this isn't the case
>>487790236dumb
>>487786589>is there a compromise?health 125 -> 100now all sorts of shit can 1-shot him if he's discovered, just like actual snipers
>>487792137I love being dumb :D
>>487786589Going based on what I see most frequently suggested>Reduce ammoImo it sounds like a band-aid solution that doesn't fix the core issues of the class, but it would encourage Sniper to move around more for ammo so I wouldn't mind>Add tracer rounds after firing (like the Machina)Allows enemies to be aware that there's a Sniper shooting and from where>Increase the delay before a Sniper can headshot (currently 200ms and unchanged since 2008)Probably the most controversial popular suggestion, supposed to prevent those "impromtu snap fires" from insta-killing like Valve says. I don't think it's a bad change (if done right) since it would encourage scoping a bit more, which the Sniper is supposed to be doing anyway since he gets rewarded with charge (most pro Snipers will opt to go for two quickscopes instead of charging one shot). Also helps Sniper be defined as his role of strong long range class but weak up close
To be honest idk why sniper nerf is even being discussed when soldier and demo are both blatantly stronger
>>487788857this but soldier
>>487793319Sniper is the popular class to hate now. I miss when it was Pyro. It was a lot easier and more entertaining to make people rage by using the phlog.
>>487793319Demo and soldier have to actually get close to do damageThe whole sniper argument is the lack of interaction, if he sits behind his team on some maps there's little non-sniper classes can do
>>487793319Fuck you talking about soldiers and demos are easy to deal with unless they have a medic shoved up their ass
>>487790236>make a deltarune reference>forget that the three rune blade exists and just put scout-kris in the image with his stock batlol
>>487795525Kinda just wanted them to have their stock weapons
>>487795525I might remake it tho
>>487793319because a strong and easy class isnt as frustrating to play against as one as uninteractive as sniper
https://youtu.be/B36BXid7iQ0
>/v/ tf2 thread>join server>just random friendly shit on the worst maps you could possibly fathom, absolutely nobody is actually fragging at all besides the occasional random sniper headshot or pyro appearing and flaming everyone then getting dogpile fragged>less actual action going on than the firepowered unusual trade serverjesus fucking christwhere are the actual fraggers playing at? zesty's server is only ever active when he is deciding to stream, uncletopia is uncletopiait's friday night god damn it
>>487795525oh that's why they all look like trannies
>lose>get sweating angry, accuse people of cheating like I did when I was a kid>win, topscore even>feel absolutely nothingthis is like the only game that still does this to me
>>487796624oh you didn't hear? the bots are gone
>>487788527>>487786902>>487791817>>487792286>>487793179>>487788179>>487787193horrid suggestions all retards/thread
>>487798670
>>>487788527>>487786902>>>487791817>>>487792286>>>487793179>>>487788179>>>487787193blessed suggestions all based/thread
add all of the sniper nerf suggestions simultaneously
>>487798887The funny thing is that even if this was true they still won because they're not getting nerfed.
>try that circlestrafe-counterstrafe shit to try and trickstab a f2p heavy I ran into by chance around a corner>doesn't fucking work at allI hate these spytubers that got me into playing spy, half this shit doesn't work because I'm not using it against paid actors
>>487799276>the heh funny thing is heh [REALITY]Yeah no shit, why do you think there's a discussion about it you goofball
>>487799426yeah it's pretty stupid to discuss nerfs that will never happen isn't itmaybe this thread should just l2p instead of repeating the same discussion about nerfs that will never happen
Post your fragging stations>(You) first
>>487800683damn that ac unit must fucking struggle, cleaning the dust out of the filter can't be that damn hard sure the floor is by default just a lost cause but at the very least you could make sure your air circulation is good
>>487800683go back
>>487800683This ain't you, but if anyone sees this and struggles with mental health and can't seem to have a clean space; Lighting is important. Don't block out your windows as the vitamin D deficiency literally drives you insane. Also don't masturbate, it's link between motivation and depression have been found in studies. I.E. Frequent masturbation/porn addiction leads to feelings of hopelessness and lack of drive.
>>487800683>reflection is the windows 7 background>screen is tf2nice try
>>487799552You sound mad
>>487802352You sound sad
>>487802352OK>>487802421maybe he is...
what hitsound/killsound should I use?the past 8 years I've been using "sneed" and "feed and seed". getting kinda bored of that one
>>487802421You sound bad
>>487802645You sound like my dad
>>487802634Puffer fishHit sounds are the carrot biting noises, kill sound is the moan https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axiGV09C85A0:45 and 0:48 respectively
>>487802943that's a pretty good idea alright
>>487802634I downloaded a Kirby Super Star soundpack a decade ago and made the hitsound the Fighter punching noise and the kill noise the Boss destroyed noise
It's crazy how shit the average med is>make sure everyone near you is overhealed whenever the opportunity presents itself >understand healing priority; those closest to the frontlines always come first>give uber to power classes, not heavy. Bonus tip: look at who's top scoring and always give them uber. >have above 80 IQ tier situational awareness >use the crossbow rightIf you do those 5 things you already in the top 1% of medics and it takes basically 0 skill. How are people so retarded?
I found out how to make Hadal enjoyable.You have to be on BLU team.Die to a Spy anywhere.When you respawn, team-chat THERES A FUCKING SPY INSIDE OUR SPAWN and watch several people on your team go nuts for a minute or two.
>>487802634amogus sound effect when kill and quake III hit sound
>>487803331ahem.. just play steel no map will ever be good as steel
>>487786589>Is there a compromise?https://youtu.be/U-80pUxsqUY?si=QGAUo4LSeKFBgVLf&t=294349:03Actual advice? Learn to play the class you hate, then all your copes about that class will look stupid. The bonus in your case is that you can enjoy shitting on other snipers when you do.
>>487803545>play steel>to this day somehow more than half of the players on both teams will get lost after 1-2 point captures
>>487803325>teammates won't stop clipping inside eachother spamming the medic call so I literally cannot heal the one in distress even if I wanted to>would be much easier if they'd stop running directly into the meatgrinder before they were above half health>lol. >uber demo, soldier, pyro >1st runs out of ammo in his mag and wastes the rest of the uber reloading, 2nd rocketjumps out of range of the beam and dies to a sentry, 3rd manages to not kill a single person because he decided to go run down a flank route with no players>fair enough, but if I get stabbed it's everyone else's fault for not spychecking, unironically>stop jumping behind healthy players and sit still and maybe just maybe the crossbow bolt will hit you, dumbass
>>487799285Genuinely cope for being bad.
>>487804036>an hour long of some literal who jersey shore faggot larpingwhy are all sniper mains clinically retarded?
>>487804036walve where my qwuickplay?
>>487804271-Not an argument-neither I, nor the guy in the video, are sniper mains-miss the timestamp, cocksucka?
>>487793179>Reduce ammomeh>Add tracer rounds after firing (like the Machina)>Increase the delay before a Sniper can headshot (currently 200ms and unchanged since 2008)No way of implementing these without sniper niggers shitting themselves
>>487804171No thanks
make sniper's smg his primary and the sniper rifle his secondary
More people need to point out how DOGSHIT the options menu is. Why is there so many fucking menus for settings? >Options >Advanced options inside of each tab of options>ANOTHER advanced options on the main menuShit like weapon FOV should be right next to the normal FOV option not in a separate menu that requires you to scroll down to find it. Who fucking designed this diarrhea?
>>487793179>Probably the most controversial popular suggestion,Because it's completely retarded nonsense spouted by Zestyfans who can't think and just spew.You people are beyond retarded
>>487804036>uses the ambassador as an example of a weapon that's been overly nerfedi'm tired of spy mains complaining. the ambassador not only justified the nerf it's still viableIf you always used the ambassador in the ranges valve expected you to use them, you wouldn't have noticed any difference. long range ambassador kills is not fun for anyone involved even the spy
>>487804364I'm not arguing with you greaseball, I'm telling you objectively: I am not gonna watch your video where you go on for an hour with a fake NY accent
>>487804271>seethes about an hour long video>while he spends day in day out on /tf2g/ begging for nerfs in a 17 year old game
>>487804530same guy who designed the layout of steam
>>487804542The ambassador is objectively a piece of shit. You are a retarded engineer main.>>487804574We both know why you really won't.
>>487736328Toot toot toot. I blow a horn for all my friends.
>>487804812the ambassador gives as much damage as a demo's pipe. you have as much damage output as the fucking demoman with the ability to cloak and escape unpunishedit's still viable>engineer mainwrong
>>4878051153/10 Bait.
>>487804530Sovl. You kids wouldn't get it.>>487804542Spoken like a trve retard.>the ambassador not only justified the nerf it's still viableBoth untrue. Nobody, and I mean nobody ever complained about the ambassador, they just used their frustration with dying to spy and dealing with the dead ringer to dogpile on the amby nerf, and claim it was justified because it finally meant they got a leg up on the mean invisible man. As for viability, lol, no. Even the stock revolver mogs it in every way.https://youtu.be/OXqzL_iFXj8>If you always used the ambassador in the ranges valve expected you to use them, you wouldn't have noticed any difference.Blatantly untrue. Valve never intended for you to use the ambassador at shotgun ranges, the whole point of the ambassador was to give you a strong ranged option from a safe distance. Everyone noticed when their mid-range 102s dropped to 54 and 18 respectively.>long range ambassador kills is not fun for anyone involved even the spyCan guarantee it was fun pinging people who thought they were safe, and dying in a video game is never fun, cope.
>>487805603Ur a retard stop posting
>>487804659>>487804812Because I have better things to do than give views to some greek nerd
>>487804542the same niggers posting this also cry about how sniper is op because all his counters have been nerfed
>>487805694>>487805349
>>487805750"better things to do" means wasting all your time shitposting on /tf2g/
487805892Ur a niggerTerrible drawings 0/10
>>487805928Yeah pretty much
>>487786589get good, reddit
Delete pyro.
>Atlantians woke up
>>487788527>>487791817>>487792286>>487793179>t. reddit
>>487788715implying the> to both force sniper to actually move around and play the gameWasn't the tip off on how retarded he is>>487788527>more interactive and counterableholy fucking reddit KILL YOURSELF
Finally got the server set up, now to upload the map and get approved.
>>487805603>Nobody, and I mean nobody ever complained about the ambassadoryou must deaf and blind because people did complain about it. You had spys sitting all the way back in upward spawn acting like snipers hitting headshots across the map> Even the stock revolver mogs itstock revolver does 40 damage. ambasador does 102 damage>video>the whole point of the ambassador was to give you a strong ranged option from a safe distanceblatently retarded. spy's class design is NOT a high dps dealer. spy's class design is solely meant to take out 1 important person in close ranged combat and slink away cloaked (Chain stabs are a side effect of playing with retarded people)Spy's revolvers are solely for the edge case of being found out and needing to defend yourself
>>487806615>I don't play Team Fortress 2, in fact, I actively hate the game: the post.
>>487806692>I got btfo and now I'm on damage control
>>487806692>i want spy to out-dps every class except sniper in the game from any range
>>487806615>>487805603revolver only mogs amby if you're on +attack and in range of real damage, old amby was a fucking terror at long range.
>>487806787>d-duh dpsGo back to LoL DOTAnigger>>487806784>t. quite literally dodged the main argument because "he doesn't have time"
>>487712037Give me one good reason not to open a bunch of 2024 summer crates
>he thinks sniper has the highest DPScan't make this shit up
>>487806327>>487806372i accept your concession
>>487807134It would be far more rewarding to masturbate to pornography instead
>>487807078nta and not part of whatever dumb argument you're having but the term dps existed long before mobas you stupid zoomer.
>>487807284I'll interpret that as your own concession>>487807306Making an argument based purely on "DPS" without even factoring the skill or difficultly involved in acquiring said DPS is braindead MOBA autism
>>487807290My wife gave me head earlier I don't need to fap tonight.
>>487807134You're going to unbox the desk engineer several times
>>487807586Why that specifically?
>>487807687It's a merc grade and thus has a much higher chance of being unboxed than the other item grades
>>487807468If you don't need to fap you don't need to crate
>>487806615No they didn't. Also, no they absolutely did not lol, stop exaggerating foolStock revolver does 22 at range vs amby's 18Stock revolver does 40-50+ at the range where amby does 102's, only you don't have to wait 1.25 seconds and you don't have to hit a tiny moving hitbox. Revolver practically always out performs it, except for a miniscule sweetspot where revolver damage ramp-up caps at 60 per shot, and someone has more than 60 health . Except whoops, it's still comparable because you don't have to shoot a tiny hitbox with the revolver, you can just do way more consistent damage by shooting center mass. It's better long range, mid range, and short range. Amby hasn't done 102's in years.>ignores video because it proves how shit the amby is>"you are retarded except I concede that you are right"Yeah, the ambassador is for you to defend yourself, by shooting enemy gamers and having it do damage, not be a wet fart in gun form.
>>487807056>revolver ... mogs ambyYou could've just stopped there at the truth. Rev's better at everything now.
>>487807968Not at pissing me off, amby still is tops for that with the sound.
>>487807284Why yes, I do accept your concession
Semblance of the median Pyro enthusiast
>concessionigger lost an argument again so now he's gonna shit up the thread for 50 posts but it's le ok because it's almost bump limit
>098
>>487808098Enjoy your vacay.
if the ambassador is such a dps powerhouse, how come... it isn't?
Your concession remains accepted
>>487808098kino
>>487807751There are several merc grades in the box.>>487807812That doesn't make any sense. I've never unboxed an unusual so every once in a while I like to try my luck. I'm not asking people to talk me out of unboxing, I'm asking if the summer one is more worthwhile than older ones. Guess I should've been more specific.
>>487807815spy's class design objectively is that he is most effective at close quarters. if you want to deal 100 damage to any player at range play the demoman with the loch-n-loaddoing 1 ambasador shot vs spamming 3 revolver shots that each have to hit is proof ambasador is viable. And the tiny head hitbox? not an issue in where spy is supposed to be effective
if the sniper rifle is such a dps powerhouse, how come... it isn't?
>>487808559there's summer unusual effectsmost of them look like shit though but they're popular cuz new
>>487808676>>487808676>>487808676Erectin' a teleporter
Why do emporiumfags only ever make extremely dogshit looking hats that nobody, not even themselves use, even after getting their precious community sparkles effect on it? Wouldn't it stand to reason that you'd like to have community sparkles on an actual decent looking hat that you yourself would actually want to wear, because then when other people see it in game they would actually be jealous of it?
>>487808881they don't pay the game thoughthey just leech money off of it
>>487808638Spy is weakest and strongest at close quarters, his gun is supposed to alleviate that fact by giving him a mid range option. The ambassador was a sidegrade that made you better at mid-long range but worse at short-mid range, now it's not good at any range.>doing 1 ambasador shot vs spamming 3 revolver shots that each have to hit is proof ambasador is viableIt's like you aren't hearing the words coming out of your own mouth; why would you ever take the ambassador to do 100 dmg point blank only on the condition that you hit a tiny moving hitbox, when you can take the revolver and do 100 dmg in two body shots in the time it takes for a followup amby shot if you happen to miss? The answer is you don't, it's purely for style points now, as in not practical. Tiny head hitbox remains an issue, and gets worse the closer you are.
>>487808648it is tho retardget your own post
>>487809190It's true, they're openly hostile to anybody that actually cares about the game
>>487809880what causes this kind of mental illness
>>487808478it is tho retard
>>487809601valve nerfing the ambassador proves it was never intended to be used as a long range substitute. play the demoman if you want old ambassador>why would you ever take the ambassador revolvers are only ever meant to be something used for self defense when your disguise is found out. if your disguise is found out you might die before the second revolver shot. and the tiny head hitbox isn't an issue where spy is meant to be effective.
>>487810237>valve nerfing the ambassador proves it was never intended to be used as a long range substitute.He actually typed this shit out hahahahahaha>revolvers are only ever meant to be something used for self defense You can spot the obessed mega-spergs by the fact they consistently argue based on "THIS IS THE CATEGORY IT IS MEANT TO FIT IN".
>>487809880its almost like the emporium is nothing but leechers that want to milk the game