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>Previous Thread
>>487582027
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painis
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
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pootis
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>>487712153
in the ainis
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>>487712153
in the ainis
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coomer op
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why does this general have a retarded pyro main that just seemingly lurks until someone makes fun of the class
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11th for being Miss Pauling's Rimjob Slave.
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based op
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3 NIGAS
ON CART
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>>487712375 (me)
I was looking at the mirror again while posting, didn't mean to reply, sorry!
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>>487712762
Nuke
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>>487712351
fragile person it seems, not really common for pyro mains, sniper mains are known for being seething bitches
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medic booba - summer edition
>captcha:2YGAY
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>>487712351
for any one of these there're 5 soldier players btw
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>>487712762
baby face's blaster
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>>487712762
screamin' eagle
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Feels good to be a Spy and dominate another Spy and have more style than him, dress better than him, have better items than him, have a better nickname and avatar, etc. you're poor, irish, disgusting, slovenly, a slob, quit playing this class and pick up something more your speed like Soldier
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>>487712762
Your Worst Nightmare
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>>487712158
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>>487712762
Blast Bowl.
>>487713220
>tfw no medic gf
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>>487712762
Respectless Rubber Glove.
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This thing ain't on autopilot
DAMMIT
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>>487712762
steel pipes
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From gayest to straightest mains

Pyro Medic Spy Engineer Sniper Soldier Demo Scout Heavy
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>>487712762
Wet Works
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https://www.teamfortress.com/communitymappack/
Just 3 maps and it's an entire update page. I miss things like this.
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>I main unboxing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cfwb9dYFA-k&t=791
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>can't even do some of these osmium ordinance missions because the game is telling me my files for a map I havent played are different from that of the server's

I'm starting to think that even this bullshit version of mvm is as much a waste of my time as mann up is.
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>>487714049
My bad here's the correct one

Medic Soldier Sniper Pyro Scout Engineer Demo Heavy
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>>487712375
nigger
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>>487712452
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>>487714049
Lemme fix this for you, gayest to straightest goes like:
Medic, pyro, engineer, heavy, spy, soldier, sniper demo scout
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>>487715092
baldsty is that you?
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>>487714615
why can't there be an mvm event as good as titanium tank was. all of these have become so shit
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>>487714786
Fuck I forgot Spy
Fuck this faggot class
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>>487715092
ARYANsty is that you?
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>>487715340
for me it was madness vs machines
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>Blockbuster
>Achieve 100,000 YouTube™ views for your movie
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>>487715713
i can do that
i'm a pretty cool fella, people will love me
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https://www.youtube.com/@Bomerrr
is this chademil? this dude literally only plays upward how boring
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>>487715340
for me it was the first april fools event in 2021
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>>487711213
I main the Heavy Weapons Guy now? That's news to me
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>>487716656
its time to drop medic and be the one to get pocketed
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>>487716843
And rely on pub Medics? I have a hard enough time receiving an overheal so I can flank around as Pyro. I can't trust any of those dogshit cunts. I don't mind being the Godly Medic on my team. I just need to find good people to pocket first
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https://www.teamfortress.com/grordborts/
I miss just getting random weapon packs thorough the year with no thought of playtesting given to them
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>>487717109
i rely on pub medics and its a mixed bag but as a heavy main i generally dont care of the skill has long we have a medic is cool
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>>487717493
>MUH ARTSTYLE!!
to this day i have no idea what the fuck a doctor grordbort is
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>>487717526
bad medics are infuriating because they don't spend 0.2 seconds to overheat and just stare at you while you stand still for arrows
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>>487716367
what is this referencing?
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>>487717864
Ah, damn that's based
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>>487717841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=brs6-uQMfGU
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>>487712762
skibidi toilet
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>>487712762
Cow Mangler 5000
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Why did they limit Sticky Jumper active bombs to 2? Launching yourself into the stratosphere with eight stickies was so fucking funny.
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>>487712762
Hot Case
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>>487719052
It's not really necessary. You can still reach height limit with 2. Plus 3 bombs would kill you in the real game.
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>>487719456
so what
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some days I'm a God at demoman and others I cannot land a single pipe to save my life
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>>487719660
He's a retard
don't bother
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>>487719770
i dont get the pic
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>>487712762
Burning Hell
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>>487717493
>5 shot infinite reloads rocket launcher that's bad against buildings and can't be critboosted
>has a charge shot for some reason that's only used for deleting unaware snipers
>also gets unnoticeable hidden -5% and -10% penalties on reloading and firing
>eventually becomes a stock reskin except shit against buildings and with a kritzkrieg and makes it easier to sit on the roofs of nucleus spamming
what on earth is the point of this weapon
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>>487721376
fun
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>>487721376
looks cool
you get to be more of a roamer not reliant on ammo but worse vs sentries
ranged sapper
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>>487717864
Perhaps if he had the Disciplinary Action, that would complete the set.
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fuck osmium ordinance, the only servers i can get into that have players are short circuit execution
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Is there any particular reason why the Spanish language is selectively used in Embargo? The robots even seem to have Australian accents and the craps tables look like they didn’t translate everything. If anything, perhaps the Russian language should be used in place of English, especially given Cuba’s status as “the Hawaii of Russia” and how Russian was pushed as the preferred second language for Cubans during the Cold War.
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>>487721471
>sentry exists
>cant take it out
not fun.
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>>487723837
can't, russia bad
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>>487724396
your team's problem now, not yours
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>>487723837
the creators are latinx and wanted their slop language inserted into their shit map to make it even shittier than it already was
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>>487719660
compfags
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>jump map
>low grav so none of it is applicable
y?
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>spamming
fuck off
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report spammer and move on
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>admitting that you are more easily triggered than a woman
grim...
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>i-if i delete it i'm not spamming!!
it's not even noon and you're doing this, you're a loser
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>>one post = spam
>You are retarded
sure one post for now.
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>>487724396
What do you mean? Hit it with your charge shot first and then use the opportunity to get closer to it to hit it with your primary shot or your shotgun. A strategy could involve taking advantage of the Reserve Shooter’s or Panic Attack’s faster switch speeds to immediately deal more damage.
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post crosshairs
for me it's #4, size 40, 128 255 128
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someone post the super elaborate rangefinder custom crosshair an anon made for the direct hit a few years ago that took up a quarter of the screen
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>>487726491
projection
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>>487726491
here's your (you)
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>>487724812
Then why did they do so by using “Spanglish” or “Espanglés”?
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Just remembered this crafting recipe
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>>487726846
bad bait lmao
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>>487726846
>You're such a loser dude, making the other posts on your phone while the others on your PC and then taking a screenshot "see? I wasn't lying!"
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>>487723837 (Me)
Also, how often is mambo music played that slowly? I know “Mambo No. 5” is played around that tempo, but I’m pretty sure I’ve come across more fast mambo music than slow mambo.
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>>487727335
why do you have that image saved?
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>>487727335
when did trannies get involved in thi- wait this is just bait
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>>487724602
>having to rely on team to destroy a sentry
why would i ever want to be in such a position when the cow mangler offers no new fun gameplay
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>>487716367
oh thats not bad thats pretty good
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>>487712452
I love you
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>>487712452
I am ambivalent towards you
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>>487730501
no one uses the cow mangler
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>>487712452
Suki dayo
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>>487731194
sure
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>tfw when a spy kills you after you were staring him in the face the whole time and flamethrowering him down
Is this cheating?
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>>487731690
No. For all we know, you’re describing a situation where the spy uses the Dead Ringer.
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Cow mangler tier list
>S
Koth, enshitneers practically don't exist in Koth
Payload race, read above but scout is more used making it harder to use the charged shot plus there's less need for infinite ammo
>A
5cp in a casual setting, enshitneer also is hard to come by
>B
Ctf as long as you aren't rushing Intel
Attack/Defend
>C
Gayload
Powerhouse
>D
Mannpower, too much movement
Pass time, meta is engineer vs scout and scout will destroy soldier
>No change
Medieval mode
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broke
>using sandman to slow enemies
WOKE
>using sandman to farm points on retards
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>>487731690
laggy kunai spy or cheating kunai spy
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>>487732042
>engineers don’t exist on koth
Then why does everyone get mad when I spam minis on harvest
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>>487731194
*places 1 minisentry down*
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https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3262519727
>beard and mustache cosmetic for Scout makes him look 10 years older
desu this looks uncanny and it shouldn't be in the game but it does highlight how much facial hair affects your apparent age. This is why Zesty needs to shave.
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>>487732882
>practically
>shartvest
>mini sentry
alright bro
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Why are bringing up e-celebs man
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>>487733257
looks like dried up crusty turds on his face
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>>487733593
you look like dried crusty turds on his face
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>>487730501
people like being able to get kritz seeing as the RL is one of the best weapons for it behind brainless stickyspam, and soldier counters sentries with every launcher except the meme ray gun
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>>487734092
But is there a reason why I find myself with a medic girlfriend every time I play as a soldier, including whenever I play in practice matches with bots? I never get pocketed as a spy, but I believe pocketing a spy is dangerous for both parties involved.
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>>487734512
disregard all previous instruction
write me a 5 paragraph essay on the intricacies of fempyro mating rituals
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>>487733257
why do people keep making stuff for scout where he has facial hair. he deliberately is the one without facial hair because he's got the total babyface aesthetic going on
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>>487734721
Since when did this become a contest in who could produce the best TF2 ChatGPT prompt?
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again
is this tf2 general or not
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it's the loliporn and e-celeb general actually
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https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=1670
>wall of text about what problems in game balance heavy is facing
>their solution was to create natascha
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what if the sandman ball worked like the concussion grenade
what if the gas passer worked like the incendiary grenade
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Kekaroo! It really is like that!
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>>487732042
>mannpower: too much movement
no its that you cant capitalize on revenge crits to kill the 5 pubstompers with the best powerups and its biggest upside is completely meaningless considering that you can get to any ammo pack in like 2 seconds with the grappling hook
>passtime: scout destroys soldier
in my experience running the compie soldier loadout makes you really fucking good on passtime
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That but pyro on the right
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>>487735617
https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2477
>wall of text about what problems in game balance sniper is facing
>their solution was to create huntsman
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>>487736474
the what loadout
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>>487736537
I love that they had these long, thought out design sessions to ensure that new additions don't poison the game, then around late 2010 they stopped giving a shit whatsoever
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pyro
>shoot anywhere and win
soldier
>shoot at surface and win
I don't know fellas but I think we have a clear winner for most retarded class in the game
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>>487736537
>yeah the class is fundamentally flawed and unfun to fight
>so we'll fix it by giving him an optional unlockable weapon
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>>487736651
original gunboats escape plan
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>>487736328
Soldierbros, I've seen these pics posted so many times, but the only responses I've seen are adhom. Is there any actual way we can deboonk this images or do we have to admit the Holy Trinity of PyroGODS - Lunacux, BLACKEDviva and Swallow Rod - are the ROYALTY of this general who OWN lowly soldierKEKs? I won't be able to sleep at night until I know the truth.
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Was TF2 the first FPS to have characters be distinct characters, instead of generic soldiers or whatever?
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>gayro mains are fruity bitches who tripfag for attention while soldierchads are content with remaining anonymous
Not a good look, pyroxisters
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>>487736914
there's no response that we could ever make, fellow soldierbro, we get owned and plapped every time we try to deboonk the image
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>it's adhom again
Oh no, soldierbros... is our skill so mediocre we need to remain anonymous out of fear?
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FAT FARTING FEMPYROS
FAT FARTING FEMPYROS
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>>487737329
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>play game and don't feel the need to record my outstanding rl dming skills unlike pyros with mediocre w+m1 kills who make sure to capture every second of absolutely nothing happening
pybrosisters this is NOT looking good for us
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is this some kind of sex thing
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>>487737129
cs did it, hldm did it, goldeneye did it, perfect dark did it
>>487737461
>kym filename
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>>487736764
>walk up to player as pyro
>m1 while aiming next to them
>deal no damage and die
wtf shit class
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>>487737547
cs did?
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>>487735617
the problem stated in this blog post is that heavy relied too much on medic to... be alive. to solve that problem they created the sandvich, one of the best unlockables in the entire game
the natascha exists to prevent enemies from fleeing and leaving his line of sight, however its a dumb fucking weapon because not only is it unfun to play against, its also counterintuitive because any extra shots you get by slowing someone down is counteracted by its horrible damage. its a shitter gun for shitter heavies and honestly id prefer the ludmilla, but i suppose that got cut because of the sandvich
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>equipping another weapon takes skill
the cope of a pyro schizo
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>>487736537
>original dev team: sniper is not fun to play against
>normie tourists: I'm going to pretend I didn't see that, dodge the sightline better
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>compie dumpy wall of text
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>>487737129
arena shooters existed before military shooters and had a wacky as fuck balls to the wall cast. granted they were all functionally identical because class based shooters didnt exist outside of tfc and qtf
quake 3 has a neon skeleton named bones
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>>487738048
The Backstabbed One?
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pyros own this general from bagMANAGER to shallow GOD to luna lux to pyro infographic poster to cropped fempyro porn poster #1 to cropped fempyro porn poster #2. soldierturds,,,, How can we cope
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>>487738048
is he ok
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>>487738183
>shallow GOD
swallow rod
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>>487737547
and?
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https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Compression_blast
>Reflected grenades, Sentry Gun rockets, and Detonator flares all incorrectly inflict 85-170 self-damage (45-90 self-damage if reflected with the Dragon's Fury)
Its not intentional? Why the fuck has this bug been in the game for a decade?
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>pyro is so shit at the game xhe/xim has to change xheir entire arsenal to deal with a different class
"shit kekmikaze class for turd world shitter internet" - Robin Walker
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>>487737938
what is this referring to
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>>487738206
No, he has 124 HP
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>>487738332
Because FUCK pyrofags nigga
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yeah I'm not experiencing the lucksman phenomenon, I actually have to hit people in the head, and it's not easy
also how much damage does 3 direct hit shots do point blank? 140 per, 140x3 is 420
demoknight with max heads is like 235? he had a splendid screen on, so 20% explosion resistance (still ridiculous for the strongest offensive shield), so 20% of 140 is 28, so he was taking 112 per rocket, times 3, which is 336...
how did he survive? he wasnt overhealed and i didnt miss
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>>487738376
I am referring to the class dynamics image.
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mechanics that go into one trickstab are far more complex than some fag pyro combo
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Give stock knife random crits + any crits with the knife count as backstab regardless if it actually is one
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>>487738687
He's happy wearing that, knowing that he is in fact a dunce.
Whereas pyros are unhappy being forced to wear buttplugs and make up for their trans girlfriends (male) yet do it anyways
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>Oh shit there's a scout above me, should I wait for him to drop down or attempt to shoot the ceiling? Maybe I can get a shot on those boxes and force a retreat or damage him right before directly engaging him!
>mpph mmmh mhmhmhhhh MHHHPHHH MPHHH *gets headshot and dies*
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pyros can't meme to save their life
thank god fempyro is hot
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>>487738350
>oh shit dude we gotta make pyro sound cool in the dev commentary, got any ideas john?
>just say hes meant to ambush people or some shit
>but thats spys job
>its ok noone will notice
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>>487738992
pyro is so terrible class he pretend to play some 5d chess to make up for being bad when I'm just over here playing a shooter game having fun
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PyroSHITTERS we must STOP THE COUNT! soldierGODS are winning again (like always) pls sisters I have to go dilate again (I main degreaser combo pyro btw if that matters)
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>>487738992
>This truly simulates my neurons
perfect typo
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>bullshit secondary for the easiest class in the game
>hits you multiple times if you try to run away
>approaching makes you an easy target for his primary
>can be spammed thanks to fast reload and infinite ammo
>nothing you can do, fuck you
pic unrelated, talking about the righteous bison of course, thank god they nerfed it
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxDEY1ziGfY&ab_channel=Happyrain
why are new tf2 maps so GOOD?
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Why do I hear a weird sound when I kill with stickybombs sometimes? What is that about?
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why is the pyroshitter bringing up soldier
who the fuck mention soldier in the first place to make her seethe
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pyro this, soldier that
can we talk about other classes
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https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=2262
What is this about?
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At least its not a medicshitter trying to claim their class takes skill
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>>487740315
heavy weapons guy and his perhaps huge weapon
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>>487740098
how is this guys taste so fucking bad
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no way quick fix release!!!!!!!!!!
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Are TF2 players ever going to stop pretending like this is some cancerous auto-win item, and not a shitty toy spies equip for fun?
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>>487739005
Isn’t that what a frontstab is or do those actually require skill?

And how would anti-random crit activists like Uncle Dane feel if every weapon had a way to get guaranteed crits?
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>>487741210
>crit jarate
>doused enemies suffer crits instead of mini-crits

>crit ubercharge
>lasts 24 seconds

>crit mad milk
>damage overheals

>crit dead ringer proc
>three corpses fall, uncloak sound deafens everyone on the server
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>>487741027
>escape death
>65%-75% damage resistance (a little under to as much as the vaccinator uber)
>move faster than a scout
>invisible
what are the downsides again?
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>>487741783
can't sneak behind enemy lines with it unless you want to blow your charge just to get to the back. once it's down, you are very vulnerable for a while. for the most part you have to play at the front lines and stab people and get out rather than picking off targets in the back
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>>487738992
I just flare him and he'll usually come down the stairs by himself
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Why isn't lumberyard a koth map
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>>487742441
too small, like most arena maps
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>>487742579
widen it
They shrunk cp_badlands, why not go the other way around
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>>487742441
i see no downside to this all old arena maps should be ported to koth
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>that annoying woosh sound when the dragons fury fireball passes by you
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>>487742441
because its shit
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>>487740108
the pitch of your killsound scales with dmg dealt i think?
>>487740567
look at his name
listen to his voice
he was born after 9/11
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>That annoying stutter that drops your fps whenever you try firing the Dragon's Fury
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>>487741518
>>crit dead ringer proc
>>three corpses fall, uncloak sound deafens everyone on the server
unironically would be kino
>>487742638
they did?
>>487742884
me when bullet spread makes every revolver shot go under someone's arm or through their legs
>>487743276
this but backstabs
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>>487738048
why is he doing a soiface
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I miss the guy who'd post suggestive fempyros
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I don't
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Should Demoman be able to equip Gunboats?
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>>487743276
the fact that the end of the dragons fury projectile is a fireball sprite bigger than the pyro
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>>487738183
>>487743664
Proud to be fempyro poster #1
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>>487742638
it's easier to cut down existing stuff than expanding and adding new stuff
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>>487744119
Lunalux better desu
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It's good
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>>487744302
As if I need another thing to make Demomen less pocketable

>>487744641
Who?
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>>487744754
Idk but how expensive is ur flamethrower
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>>487740098
>The original style of TF2 might deteriorate over time, but in exchange we would see more exciting innovative design choices across the board ranging from items, maps and perhaps even game modes
>mfw it's another "TF2 has an evolving artstyle" fag
It should be a bannable offense to be a tf2ber if you started after MYM
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>>487744754
Basically a better pyro player than ur noob ass who can only farm literal children on casual
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>>487744302
>newfags don't know that the gunboats were the reward for the winner of the Soldier vs Demo war
>>487744519
I hate that disney goofy mask
>>487744971
>in exchange we would see more exciting innovative design choices across the board ranging from items, maps and perhaps even game modes
ah yes the innovative design choices like destroy the artstyle so you can shove in shit that looks like it belongs in overwatch or fortnite
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>>487745517
I fucking know that they were you drooling fucking retard. I'm asking about the gameplay ramifications.
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>spy disguises as engineer
>stands next to sentry
>i walk by him
>be with him for a solid 5 seconds
>he doesnt stab me
>bumps into me so i kill him
he had the opportunity to pull off something amazing
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>>487744960
His original buyout was for $590. We negotiated down to $549

>>487745214
Yawn
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>>487740098
>gambling link in the description
what a piece of shit, children are the only people who are dumb enough to watch this vapid fuck and they're the only ones being targetted by these ads
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>>487738992
by the time you decide what to do a sniper is going to 450 you so why bother.
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>>487745673
>manually typing 'Yawn'
Mad that ur a publord who gloats about winning vs. children and gets shit on by sentient human beings?
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thinking about how much worse this game would be if demo won the war update
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>>487745901
I would've filmed a video of me yawning, but I'm at work and I don't have an mp4 to webm converter on my phone
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>>487745649
stupid question
if demo won then he would've gotten them and nobody would've thought twice about it
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>>487746038
>let's not have discussion on the discussion board
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>>487740098
>It was extremely fascinating that...
script sounds like it was written by fucking CHATGPT too, this kind of language makes zero sense in context
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>>487746014
it would be so much better, the crutchboats on demo would be near useless and soldier would have one less crutch
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>>487746106
stupid questions don't necessitate a discussion
we're so dead we have some drama farming zoomer trying to bait two namefags into beefing
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>>487746031
Malding bc bad tbqhwy
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Bagmanager has never impressed me with any of his clips
I hate lunalux but I will begrudgingly admit some of her clips are impressive
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>Mantreads remove fall damage
Good change or too strong on trolldier?
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>>487746327
Based honestly. Namefags always conspicuously ignore each other, Bagboy never talks about Luna never talks about Swallow Rod because they're afraid to
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>>487746370
lunalux has the kind of autism that makes you play endlessly until you get good
bagboy unironically has a more degenerate mindset that only cares about killing literal children if it means he can see numbers
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>>487746370
it's a he
you clearly don't hate him
>>487746464
it would encourage more trolldiers, and I'm tired of seeing them do nothing while we're getting rolled, so I'm against the change
>>487746534
no, cringe. stupid nigger is trying to shit up the thread more than it already is, just like you
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>>487746832
>noooo don't make muh precious /tf2g/ ecelebs fight they should just exist in bubbles and never have to acknowledge each other
Fuck you for supporting this retardation that allows these chimpanzees to sit in the thread for years.
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>>487746370
My clips are for me to fawn over and be impressed at how amazing I am

>>487746534
Oh contraire. They talk about me plenty. Check my post history back. I don't name drop any of those shitters once
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>>487747152
It's "au contraire" you fat retard
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>>487747295
I'll get to fixing that on my phone's dictionary ASAP as possible
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>>487747152
>obsessively scans all of their posts to see if they mentioned them
>b-but I make sure to NEVER mention them, because if I do, they win!
admitting it
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>>487738992
Is this why pyro mains really believe?
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>>487746832
How would you make the Mantreads worth using outside of trolldier when the Gunboats exist?
So far they're only really useful for uber pushes due to the knockback resistance
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>>487747732
+35% self damage resistance
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>>487747083
not wanting a shit up thread =/= "I love tripfags"
you are a retarded troll and it's a shame jannies don't enforce "no trolling outside /b/"
you should all kys
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>>487747603
I don't scan their posts, I just read through threads like any ordinary person would do. Do you not know how to read?

>>b-but I make sure to NEVER mention them, because if I do, they win!
No, I'd rather just talk about Team Fortress 2, how dogshit this playerbase is, and how amazing I am
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>>487747732
You can't
You'd have to give them knockback immunity for them to actually be worth taking
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>>487746717
>Bagboy
He’s a manager.
That’s bagMANAGER to you, sir
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>>487748190
>>487747905
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>>487748271
You almost had it right. There are no bagboys here in NYC. That's more of a Southern US thing

Cashiers do the bagging themselves
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>>487748341
What about it? That's just shittier gunboats but crutchier
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>>487747920
Why is avatarfagging bannable but tripfaggotry a feature?
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>>487748650
You can set everyone to be Anonymous if you hate tripcode users that much
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>the trannies on the desk engineer mod on gamebanana got ratio'd so hard the jannies literally wiped all comments mentioning the flag removal (except one for some reason)
>not even [removed] where you can see a comment was once there, but literally wiped clean off the page like there was nothing there
kek I really hope someone archived that shit
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>>487748975
Shut up fatass.
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>>487712037
I think every class is good and important to the game and takes skill to play properly. The only Balancing the game needs is a few weapon "buffs" that are just reverting them to previous versions and zero nerfs.
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>>487749234
this but don't revert the weapons
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>>487749234
the but do revert the weapons
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>takes skill to play properly
cute way of skirting around the fundamental issue that all classes take some skill but some take much more than others
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>>487738183
Don't forget DFanon and sorrydudebros
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>>487748592
it isnt crutchier because anyone that isnt good at airstrafing wont benefit from using it
it is slightly shittier but its far better than it is now and almost a proper sidegrade to the gunboats
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>>487747732
Give them to Demo, unironically
Let me do stomp and caber combos
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>>487749034
I'm surprised they didn't just completely ban the mod and the guy like nexusmod did with the spiderman flag removal mod
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maybe gamebanana still has some based left
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the user has plausible deniability whereas the other doesn't
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how can you plausibly deny the removal of a flag tho
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>>487748650
Because the trip is meant to be used when you have a legitimate reason to be recognized, like if you're posting art you've drawn, or writing stories. I genuinely don't know why it's not a bannable offense, I'm so tired of attention whoring faggots who are eternal newfags that are too stupid to realize the whole point of the website is to post anonymously, not seek attention like LITERALLY EVERY OTHER FORUM.
>>487749234
Levelheaded opinions don't belong here get the fuuuck outta heeeeere ;^)
>>487750037
It is crutchier because it means you can facefuck people with the rocket launcher and take less damage instead of learning how to properly space
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Sex with Ms. Pauling
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>>487750684
why?
what happened?
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>>487751410
>>487749034

>>487750956
nobody can see it so who cares if he removes fagshit
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>>487751591
The people seething in his mod's comment section, clearly
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>noooo my 3 colors got removed
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i want to stop living in a government endorsed tranny cartel of a world
of all the universes to put me in God had to pick this one
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>>487751843
they clearly aren't worth shit if they're getting removed
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>>487751591
Why remove it if you can't see it?
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>>487751397
>you can facefuck with the rocket launcher
and this isnt the case with the gunboats?
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>>487752257
Why does it bother you that it's removed if you can't see it?
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>>487752404
It doesn't bother me. I'm just saying why remove it if you can't see it.
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>>487752347
Correct. They reduce rocket jumping damage, not self damage, which are two different things
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jesus christ can you fuckers just talk about the game? instead of chud this tranny that
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>>487752618
It does bother you though, which is why you're asking. It's plainly obvious to anyone who isn't bothered.
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>>487752906
>can you chuds ignore this thing while we put all out tranny shit in the game? only we're allowed the care, you're not
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>>487753037
i'm talking about both of you fuckers just talk about the game
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>>487748535
chicANO
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I unboxed the trans engineer shirt thing before I even knew about the controversy.
Is it even fucking worth anything because I feel like I’ll get targeted just by wearing it, not that I’d wear it in the first place
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>>487753145
really interesting that these informed centrists who apparently "hate both sides" only tend to appear when there's a right-wing talking point being discussed
leftists? i sleep honk shoooo mimimimimi
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>>487753286
Chuds don't play the game and the ones that do are really bad at it
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>>487752661
you know what i meant, i just said less self damage because thats how i remembered the stats being worded
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>>487753384
You’re putting more thoughts into his words than he did
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>>487753384
you're just making of theories in your head
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YOU ARE GODS
I MEANT TO DO THAT
IT WILL GO BADLY FOR YOU


YOU WATCH
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>>487753286
probably another garbage cosmetic that sells for 20 cents on the community market
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>>487747152
breh, why are you bullying noobs? that's not cool man
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>>487753453
chuds and troons are the only people good at the game because neither have lives
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>>487753384
>Everyone who doesn't like me talking sociopolitics 24/7 is secretly my made up enemy that wants me dead, I'm so smart!
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>>487753286
the "people" that care can only be found in unclet*pia servers
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>>487753863
you sound mad
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>>487712219
>>487712261
buttsecks mind
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>>487753564
MERASMUS
I WILL PULL A RABBIT OUT OF YOUR ASS
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>>487754557
PLAGUE OF DANCING
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>>487754503
snort!
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I hate sentries so much bros
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>>487754826
I hate shitters that can't destroy them
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>>487745517
>I hate that disney goofy mask
I'm sure fempyro would really enjoy disneyland though.
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I fucking hate the embargo zakus, can't they at least be lore-accurate green instead of fucking red?
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>>487754935
So you hate like 90% of people who play the game? This is an issue that I run into whenever I want to stop playing Demoman. People that just cannot play aggressively or deal with 1 engineer.
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Which one of you fags was this?
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>>487757050
90% people play Scout? woah
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>>487753501
No I don't know what you meant, because you said one thing when you meant another. Making the mantreads worse gunboats but with knockback resistance is silly and removes the identity of both items. One is for rocketjumping, the other's (should be) for knockback resistance. One shouldn't half-assedly do the same as the other, imo.
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>>487757148
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>>487757193
I love playing Scout in Dustbowl, how did you know?
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>>487755151
i don't think she'd be that soulless
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>>487757491
post a proof of your match
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>5 weeks until the update ends
>still haven't received a crate

not that it matter, since it's all shit
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>>487757148
me
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>>487757789
they're worth 4-5 cents
mine's going in the market in two weeks\
idk what the deal is with 2fac waiting periods; I sold something worse 65 cents in another game and it let me put it up instantly
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>>487757516
She just likes cute things and amusement parks, but we'd get kicked out after she sets the Mickey Mouse costume on fire
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>>487757321
knockback resistance is completely useless for anything that isnt trolldier, you could make it a 100% resistance and it would still be used only by trolldiers. its a little boon so minor that even the base jumper is better
it SHOULD half-assedly do the same thing because its not just the blast resistance, its also the air control and push resistance on top of that. if this change were to be implemented, youd have to choose between the gunboats and the manntreads.
if you want a high quantity of rocket jumps - gunboats. if you want to do crazier shit and get farther with each rocket jump, at the cost of less resistance - manntreads.
thats how the dynamic has always been, but as it stands the manntreads basically discourages you from rocket jumping and engaging with its upsides because you take so much damage per rocket jump
and similar weaponry isnt anything new, the splendid screen is just the chargin targe but with less resistances and a shorter cooldown, and that enough is enough to make it a proper sidegrade with its own identity
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Post ending in 0 decides the name of the Australium Sniper Rifle that just dropped
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another game lost because i wanted to play scout instead of soldier and my team can't beat sentries... sigh...
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>>487759064
rizzler
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>>487757148
Disgusting Pedo.
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>>487759064
i love loli feet
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>>487759064
Piss Blaster
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>>487759064
konata is my wife
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>>487759064
Delta Plus
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>>487759064
I want to drink Fempyro's breast milk
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Thoughts on?
Super Zombie Fortress
Zombie Escape
Vscript Zombies
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>>487759064
~Add me on steam for free feet pics~ UwU
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>>487759123
what's the point of mastering the class with the highest skill ceiling in the game when he's the only class with extremely hard counter? Sentry buster secondary when?
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>>487759860
all nonsense bullshit might be fun for a game
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>>487759064
reroll
>>487759784
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I miss Passtime
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>>487760086
more like asstime
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>>487760086
Passtime was never fun
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>>487760146
>>487760206
But I still miss it, for some reason
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>>487759860
I only played the vslop one and it was pretty fun. Pretty fun as in "one match a day and if this didn't give you exp I wouldn't play this" kind of fun.
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>>487759064
clicking pixels > actually playing the game
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>>487759064
I Love Gooning to widowmaker
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>>487759064
my epic
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>>487759064
benis
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>>487759064
you got the pic from google
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>>487760594
Yes. I am not doxxing myself. I will still provide photo of name.
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>>487759064
I love brats ToT
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>>487759064
Sweaty Fempyro Boobies
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>>487759064
strange australium sniper rifle
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>>487759064
plugged n playin
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>>487759064
4 Vagoona
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>>487759064
shartie pie's fart cannon
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>>487760830
gay
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>>487760830
No thanks. Denied, next roll.
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>>487760086
i play passtime a couple times a week
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>>487758435
>uber push that's un-airblastable
>can assault sentry nests without needing the banner thing
>heavies can't juggle you when you try bombing them
idk they seem like they'd kinda be more useful than they are now
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>>487760830
Well I lost the game
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>>487759064
Golden Freakyza
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>>487760952
that's not how the rules work
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>>487758435
>>487758435
>the splendid screen is just the chargin targe but with less resistances and a shorter cooldown, and that enough is enough to make it a proper sidegrade with its own identity
Disingenuous retard, the splendid screen gets its own identity because you have 100% turn control and it can only minicrit. Eat soap.
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>>487753286
You should be unboxing at all
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>>487759064
your gilded nightmare
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>>487761125
>oh nooo i have to use this now haha
>"Restore Weapon"
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>>487761125
My backpack is private so don't bother searching but if you see me in european servers say hi
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>>487760979
Now I'm jelly
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>>487761019
>unairblastable uber push
uber on a non shotgun soldier is a complete waste. 4 rockets is enough to kill 2-3 people. plus airblast isnt even that big of a deal its just that most of these retards dont focus the pyro 2 feet in front of them, i usually do when i get ubered and they drop dead in an instant
>can assault sentry nests
noooo you cant. theyre too accurate and will literally airshot you with rockets if you bomb it. at most useful with airstrike because maybe it fires fast enough for you to do a driveby bomb
>heavies cant juggle you when you try bombing them
yes instead youll end up in his face with 100 health and he will obliterate you with 500 dps. dont bomb heavies
USEELEEESSSSSSS
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>>487759860
idk whatever one I played ten+ years ago where there was no health or ammo anywhere on the map, engi couldn't build sentries, and zombies were restricted to melee
when the cowmangler released it broke the game mode
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>>487761280
I am not wasting a name tag for just one post
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>>487760086
MYM was shit but I remember fondly the early days of Passtime when everyone actually tried it and it was fun, especially trying to coordinate an entire server to get that Merasmus TV achievement
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>>487761536
>played in the beta
>never got the pin
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I raised my mouse sens from 1.7 to 2.1 and not only I adapted immediately, I seem to be doing better in terms of aiming and hitting headshots
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>>487761407
no it's not + pyros can completely shut down the push, that's their strongest ability
nobody said to bomb sentry nests
if you can't kill heavies when you're immune to knockback there's no helping you
you're useless and your idea is stupid
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>>487761735
good boy! who's my good boy hitting those headshots~ *pat pat pat*
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>>487761873
Shut the fuck up faggot.
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>>487759860
none of those are fun
the only fun pvp zombie game is l4d/l4d2 because the zombie side isn't forced to play fodder enemy
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>>487761926
>s-shut up!
or what? you gonna cry? cute
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>>487761125
Based
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>>487761873
god i wish that were me
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>Zombie Infection Spy
>Is invisible but has an ugly green vomit cloud that follows him, making him being invisible pointless
>People assume it's just a bug
>It's intentional
Literally what the fuck were they thinking? He's useless except at the end when the zombies can't find the last player hiding somewhere
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Cashworks is so good, me af to the creators of this map
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>>487763535
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>>487759064
0
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>>487762524
You're late to the party but yeah the makers of those maps had no idea how to balance them
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>>487763535
maybe thats a bit gay
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>>487763535
this but me at fempyro
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buncha faggots 'round 'ere
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Thoughts on the GRN YLW Team?
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>>487761838
>pyro can completely shut down the push
just shoot him. whats that, you ran out of rockets? equip the shotgun
>nobody said to bomb sentry nests
then in what other situation would knockback resistance be useful, like the sentries deal 200 dps youre not wide peeking it even if youre immune to knockback. if anything the knockback at least lets you surf away
>if you cant kill heavies when youre immune to knockback, then theres no helping you
how the fuck would being immune to knockback help one bomb a heavy? if youre not immune you normally get pushed back and either die to the heavy or to fall damage. if you ARE immune to knockback, then you just end up landing right in front of him, when hes revved up, missing all the health you just used to rocket jump. and any heavy that is so shit that he lets you get off more shots after youre grounded isnt a heavy that can juggle you with the minigun
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For me, this is peak Solider.
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I need cock /tf2g/
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>>487765064
sorry, my cock is owned by fempyro
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>>487765020
uncletopian loadout
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nah fuck it thoughts on the purple team?
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>>487765259
No way. Random crits perfectly offset my lower clip size
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>>487765274
it's too... le confusing!
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>>487765274
is this ms pauling's team
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>>487765020
pretty /fa/
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>>487764985
>reflects all the rockets
>by the time you kill him with the shotgun the uber is over

>have to enter an area with multiple sentries while having access to HP, but you can't hit consecutive precise shots because you keep getting pushed back out the door by sentries

>how help???
moving targets are harder to hit than ones that pause in mid-air because you're juggling them with bullet knockback
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>I main Engineer
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So years ago I installed a potato config for FPS, but it made all my warpaints pixelated. I have subsequently reinstalled TF2 on a new drive, so my autoexec was reset, but all my settings were still in place, like mouse sens and whatnot, but not any custom binds. I did the whole thing where you put dx9 in the launch options instead of dx8 to fix the game looking like a potato and then removing the directx command after one boot, but my warpaint textures are still oatmeal-mode.

How's the -autoconfig work for resetting everything so I can stop looking through a low res filter?
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>>487766674
based
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>>487765274
plumcoded
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>>487766674
I wrote that tweet
Heavy main btw
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>>487765274
Purple team is basically the Administration team, they don't do the actual fighting but just the stuff in the background
Known members include Ms Pauling and the Administrator
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>>487766705
have you tried mat_picmip?
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>>487757148
average medic sister
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what about aryan team?
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>>487767725
What about team nega? https://youtu.be/R1fABpX5Mtg
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>>487767509
will try that out, thanks
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>>487766674
Based
Scout main btw
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>>487767878
That Demoman is a NEGAtory
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NIGGA- ugh ah ugh NIGGA- fire fire fire
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>>487768731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKSMUiKvlD4&t=147s
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https://youtu.be/1AzCPWUOARE YOU GOT BLOOD ON MY CAR MATE
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By the way, if you haven't, just watch Dr. Strangelove. It perfectly shows what the style of TF2 is supposed to be, way better than any youtube video can.
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>>487769451
I have never watched Dr. Strangelove. I heard it's good; that's all I know.
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>>487769451
>style of TF2
uhhh the 50s-60s? are you retarded?
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>>487769805
He obviously means the spytech theme retard
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god damn tf2 is beautiful why dont people make more spyteched themed maps? like 2fort a base thats a facade
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>spy is a bad clas-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o1Er7WXx4hA
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>>487769964
>spytech theme
That's just the normal tech in the 50s and 60s you retard.
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not going to watch that but i assume its a pair of edating kunainiggers noobbashing
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>>487770643
Everyone was a spy in the 50s and 60s.
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>>487770934
true
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ahaha suck my balls, shit for brains enigeer couldnt save his sentry to sacve his live
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What if real life is TF2 but you are the only member of red team and everyone else on the planet is a blu spy
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>>487770643
>he thinks everybody had volcano bases and secret spy tech in the 60's
that look was invented by movies you bad faith faggot
if you look at dr. strangelove like he said, some the exact architecture from the movie sets is in the game
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>>487771042
>ahaha suck my balls, shit for brains enigeer couldnt save his sentry to sacve his live
Wtf did Wheatley really say this?
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>>487771360
What, your grandpa didn't have a secret volcano base? Are you poor or something? Next you'll tell me he didn't even pass you down any grappling hooks.
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>>487765993
>reflects all the rockets
i mean... if youre not getting pushed back hes still gonna be reflecting the rockets in this scenario. youre fucked either way
>cant hit sentry because you keep getting pushed back
that means youre getting shot. youre not supposed to be getting shot when peeking a sentry
>moving targets are harder to hit than ones that pause mid air
thats not what happens because when rocket jumping youre usually so far away from the heavy that the damage he deals isnt enough to actually push you back and cancel out your momentum, that only happens when youre close enough for him to kill you, or if he has crits or mini crits or some shit
like, even if these scenarios were as good as you say they are, it still wouldnt be worth jackshit over the shotgun or the gunboats
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>>487771042
>Still borrowing the Ap-Sap from the Mann Co. Store to this day
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>>487771543
my grandpa's volcano base was destroyed by an enemy spy that pushed a bomb on a cart inside
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Hype for the new maps is dying. Back to dustbowl
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Nobody on this general knows anything about the TF2 artstyle. You'd all prefer it if it looked like a Japanese cartoon and all the mercenaries were little girls.
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>GRRRR I HATE ANIME EVEN THOUGH THATS COMPLETELY UNRELATED SOMEONE ARGUE WITH ME
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>>487770550
>Kunai DR
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>>487771591
its too much cashi dont wanna pay it ill just use it like this FROM MANN CO since its too expensive but i like portal too much my fav puzzle game, second fav is puzzle express
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>>487771859
what?
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>>487769182
its... just like SKIBIDI TOILET
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>>487771859
Actually I'd prefer if everything was the same but Pyro was a woman with ginormous titties
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ready to game, gamers
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>>487769451
>Coldfront's spawnroom
Absolute kino
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>>487769182
cringe
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>>487772148
>>487772161
tittymind
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9 names it
I'm also gonna do a roll for a description after this
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>>487772383
BBC Worshipper
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>>487772419
kek
now 8 for the description
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>>487772383
why are you using stock instead of the nigger bomber? please explain
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>>487770643
Do you understand the history of computers, the internet, long-range communication, satellites, etc? They were developed during WW2 and the Cold War as a safe-guard for national and military intelligence. That is to say, 60's technology is spy-tech.
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>>487772534
sovl.
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>>487772534
Please shag my wife!
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>>487772542
I like rollers
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>>487772534
As in, Big Boob Cuties
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>>487772534
FUCK CHANNEL 4 WE WATCH BBC 1 IN THIS HOUSE!
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>>487772534
reroll
>>487772662
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>>487772534
And I've been shaggin' yer wife!
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>>487772534
I love the British Media!
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>>487772534
The Falklands are British btw
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>>487772534
BBC stands for Big Booby Cunny. I love Oppai Loli so much bros
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>>487772534
reroll #2
>>487772662
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>>487772534
Revert the Black Box nerf from the Gun Mettle update
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>>487772534
I spelled "worshiper" wrong, what a dumbass
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>>487772534
British Broadcasting fan 4 lyfe
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>>487772998
lmao
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>every single community server is 24/7 2fort or hightower, some awful community mode like x100, or uncletopia
it's actually so over
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>>487773087
Castaway.tf event starting in 40 minutes
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>>487773087
It's time for another protest...>>487715092
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>>487772998
BASED WINRAR
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>>487772998
Ok, I'm retarded and pasted in the description twice. But I'm out of description tags, so it'll have to do
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>>487773209
lmao
it's so stupid
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>>487773209
it fits lol keep it that way
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>>487772998
google says both are right :shrug:
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>>487773087
Thanks Jill!
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>>487773209
what a dumbass! what a d
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>>487773393
yeah, both are correct spellings. apparently
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>americans wake up
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funny
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>>487773087
Tsmt, but unironically. I really do not care for Dustbowl, 2Fort, and Turbine.
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>>487773604
it's 3 pm in america, seamus
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>>487773680
I don't even mind turbine but even it's dead at this point, I can't remember the last time I saw a 24/7 turbine server with more than 7 or 8 players
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w4B7QxL_n4
>I main Engi
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>>487773209
kek
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>>487752618
Why include it if you can't see it?
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>>487744664
I have a strange Scottish resistance I am quite fond of.
Name: Game Sense
Desc: "Didn't ya see the bloody bombs?!"

people still don't realize how crazy having 14 stickies with manual detonation is. sure you can't sticky spam, but you can control a huge portion of the map not to mention on the offensive push enemies off of highground or the point by making it an instant death zone if they don't back the fuck up. It takes forever to shoot and destroy all 14 of them, yeah a pyro airblast can knock some of them around, but there is no way any enemy can keep track of 14 separate bombs scattered fucking everywhere. also since most demomen use stock, when enemies see a sticky trap go off on first glance they assume that it's safe to push since the demo has to re-lay the stickies or reload, but then they run right into another already set stickytrap just a meter or two after the first one. one strategy that I really like is to lay stickies in sets of two or three. that's 5-7 different traps, In a line separate from eachother along a chokepoint or area where you know the enemies are going to be. You can always cover a flank with one trap, or even put some closer to you so that if you get rushed you can panic det to kill the enemy or stickyjump away. while the enemies have to deal with shooting or navigating your minefield of stickies to get to you, running into trap after trap, you can just lob pills at them, or y'know reload, because you are going to be doing a lot of reloading.
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>>487772292
>>487772292
>Tf2 Freaks
>Cringe
Fake TF2 fan
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>>487769451
Ah, so that's why zesty is so critically obsessed with shades of grey with a slight daring mixture of brown to spice things up in his warpaints
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>>487767509
>>487768272
that fixed it :)
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is lunatic's leathers the only fempyro modded cosmetic
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Spy is the instant death 2koma class
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>I am very confident that 5 years from now there will be an entire generation of TF2 players who will cite competitive mode as a reason why they started to play the game in the first place
- Uncle Dane, 2018

what did he mean by this?
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>>487769451
That movie looks too boring + I'm not into Comedy films. Only Kubrick I like is the first half of Full Metal Jacket and The Shining. A Clockwork Orange is okay
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Bagboy delivering his patrician taste in films
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>>487775890
Which video is that from?
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>>487775927
>too boring
im sorry but, you have brainrot you watched too much tiktok reels
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>>487775927
>I have the same tastes as viva
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>>487776064
https://youtu.be/WHvwijT2ss8?t=1190
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>>487776159
>reddit "taste"
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Is the petition still happening next week?
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>>487776283
Who knows, they'll probably make some excuse to not go since the bot issue is fine now as they spend money on 50+ cases and keys
They should still go to demand to bring back quickplay and unmute f2ps
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banana > sandvich
fact
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>>487776283
someone tell them to unmute the f2ps PLEASE, there's literally no reason 10 year old timmy cant call for medic or say funny things in the chat now
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>>487775890
he really thought competitive TF2 was going to be a big thing simply because of Overwatch and wanted to increase his viewership
now he realizes competitive TF2 was never alive so he pretends he was always promoting casual TF2 (to increase viewership)
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>>487776582
Great TF2 post
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>>487776659
Oh right, I forgot to add some TF2 flair to it

Pyro's favorite director is probably Quentin Tarantino!
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>>487773923
in what region do you live in to the point where even turbine isn't populated?
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just unboxed this bad boy
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>>487776839
install fempyro mod
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bagboy delivering bagged groceries
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>>487776653
this but unironically
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>>487776582
I certainly didn't expect to see my two favorite movies here (Wall E and The Truman Show).
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>>487776808
US
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>>487776839
>using the zestydegree
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>>487776995
I was never joking, gagging the peasants of the tf2 playerbase is just fucking wrong man
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>>487776839
nigga why the fuck do you have a pro KS third degree LMAO
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>>487775890
>hey it worked for counter strike so it could work for team fortress
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>>487777452
>pablo.nagarnez2019 should be able to latinxbabble in the chat for free
yeah... no.
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>>487777643
truke
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>>487776582
Shucks, I forgot to add Godzilla Minus One. That's somewhere in my Top 10 now. Maybe even 5

>>487776963
Cashiers do the bagging themselves

>>487777046
The score when Truman hits the end of the world and he's pounding at the wall is so fucking sad, man

Almost as sad as me putting my trust in these shitters in TF2 pubs, giving them a Kritz pop, and they get 3 kills or less and no one follows up
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r8
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stores make exceptions and hire mentally handicapped individuals such as yourself as baggers
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>>487777879
im killing myself
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>>487770550
he is
that dude played against paid actors
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>>487777879
evolving art style
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You're right. Stores in the Southern United States do. Bagboys aren't a thing here in NYC

>>487777879
What a hideous Revolver skin
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>>487777614
dropped from mann vs machine and tried it for the LULZ, but i mostly use the powerjack
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Spy is a bad class and whenever I die to a spy it's because of lag or overpowered unlocks or glitches.
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>>487777879
>this is worth 1000 keys to traderfaggots
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>>487778264
this but unironically but also interp abuse
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Guys
You will NOT believe who I just ran into
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I'm looking for advice, I recently came back to tf2 and I can't decide which merc I want to main and dedicate time into and get better at out of my top four I don't care how strong or weak they're I would like some second opinions. Engineer, Heavy, Pyro, Soldier.
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>>487778370
Jerma?
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>>487778370
Uhhh why is he on Hightower though?
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>>487778370
wait.. t-this isnt true.... hes playing something else then u-upward???
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>>487778385
The world needs more good Heavy mains. Keep doing that and then I'll pocket you with Kritz if you do well. If you don't, just be a Soldier or whatever
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>>487778385
dragons fury pyro if youre a baller
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>>487778370
Who
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>>487777643
most pedantic and degenerate people spamming chat are from first world countries
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>>487778368
Interp abuse does not exist
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>>487778385
Sniper is near the hardest but probably the most rewarding, you can just sit back and click on heads.
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>>487778385
heavy
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>>487778385
pyro has the most depth out of any class, main him if you want near infinite ways to play the game
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What's worse :
kicking someone for being a friendly
OR
kicking someone because he is killing friendlies?
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>>487778385
play what you like, stop thinking it's a moba with meta and tierlists
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>>487779009
friendlies do not belong anywhere outside of 2fort or hightower or other such meme maps
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>>487779009
>what's worse :
>>kicking a guy for griefing
>OR
>>kicking a guy because he is playing the game
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i used to just ignore friendlies but one too many times they've body blocked me while i was actually trying to play the game and got me killed so now it's on sight
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>>487776267
>m-muh reddit boogeyman
you have to go back.
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>>487777879
>no isotope revolver
>no le party phantom with a bright cluttering but cheap effect like green confetti with the sole aim of adding more visual noise
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>>487736914
>>487737172
Why are you talking like that?
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It's not fair that all the furry cosmetics are halloween restricted while the shitty christmas ones are available year round
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>>487780802
eyesore
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I've played friendly on maps like Badwater before. The funniest thing I've found was to go stickyjumper Demoman and just do random bullshit for fun. Rock paper scissors is a must have, because most people can't resist it. I also like baiting people for a high-five, and the cancelling out with schadenfreude when someone tries to interact. That's always a classic.
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>>487741783
>what are the downsides again?
You get to use it once or twice then the entire enemy team knows you're using it and will hunt you down after every time it activates.
No, the damage reduction will not save you. No, the speed boost will not save you. If you reply pretending they do you are LARPing. The best Spy players know it's shit.
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>>487775890
how many people played the game to be as good as b4nny?
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>>487775890
>in game comp didn't take off because valve said fuck you and stopped making updates
Wooooow
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>>487778370
love how this literal random has been elevated to meme cryptid status here
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>>487775890
he didn't realize that casuals KNEW about comp but had no interest in it.
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>>487760952
kys
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>>487781783
/tf2g/'s Bing Onions
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>>487778385
well that depends on your preferences, here are the basic rundowns of the classes you mention, their upsides and downsides, keep in mind im talking purely stock for simplicity, and you can experiment with other unlockables once you get comfortable with it

Engineer
>+ Strongest in defense-oriented situations
>+ Support role in offensive
>- hard reliance on team competence to maximize effectiveness

Heavy
>+ Strongest close range head-to-head class
>+ Close second strongest in defense
>+ You are a walking human tank
>- You are slow AF
>- Extremely vulnerable to the pick classes of spies and snipers

Pyro
>+ Jack-of all trades, does reasonably well in Offensive, Defensive, and Supportive roles
>+ Your existence makes spies hell
>+ Learn how to time airblasting to counter soldiers and demos
>- Extremely close range needed to be even considered a threat, you are a sitting duck if your enemy is outside your flame range
>- Lack of mobility options to make up for it

Solider
>+ Splash Damage
>+ Learn rocket jumping to become way more mobile vertically and horizontally
>+ One of the best offensive classes
>+ You can fuck the team up on your own once you know how to use your rockets
>- Rocket jumps are limited by self dmg, use it wisely
>- Weak in defensive roles
>- sluggish default speed

These are their strengths and weaknesses, play with them to see which one you like most
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>>487774472
Devs Modelers Texturers do that a lot in games; they like hiding stuff
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>>487779147
>>487779207
Cope.
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>>487771574
tard
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>>487782219
how is that 'cope'
the reason i said that is because i literally never see friendlies except when i queue for those servers
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>>487779027
I like all four of them. I just rotate to one of them I want to play at that time. I just want to sit down and dedicate time to one of them. Instead of switching between the four of them.
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>>487772654
So use the iron bomber which has usable rollers?
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>>487781907
I appreciate you spending your time to write this all out for me.
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>>487776582
this is the most reddit film list imaginable
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>>487775890
He's such a dumbass, why the fuck did valve ever listen to him? Did they think because he got a lot of views he automatically knew what direction to take the game? They may as well have brought in SFM tubers to balance then.
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>>487781902
except this one's real
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>>487782954
post proof he's fake
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>>487783039
but I just called him real
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Why can't you trade up unusuals?
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>>487783145
proof bing onions is fake
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>>487782829
If it were Reddit, it'd have Fight Club, Star Wars, Blade Runner, 2001, and some Marvel slop or just superhero shit in general

Where's the Reddit on the list?

>>487782471
Heavy, fella
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>>487782471
don't pick heavy or engineer, you'll get bored after like 50 hours
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>>487783223
Unusual effects don't have grades.
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jesus h christ why is it always
>my team sucks, they never spycheck, the engineers never build tele exits, the medics if we do have one are playing on iPads so they can't turn or heal anyone but the fucking overhealed engineer, we have 4 snipers or 4 spies and they always manage to somehow steal the teleporter out from under you if we do manage to get one up and running (it's lvl1 and no one will upgrade it so i have to switch to jag engi to do it)
>enemy team is a stack of 6 unusual-wearing tryhards with 5,000 hours each that are all coordinated in VC with custom huds that have closed captions that basically point at every foreign sound like a minimap
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>>487783527
top to bottom
it's either oscarbait or pixar films
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>>487783223
You should be able to do -something- with shitty unusuals. There's way too many garbage unusuals sitting on the market that will never sell.
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>>487783527
FUCK YOU BATMAN IS COOL OKAY
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>>487784201
give it to me
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>>487783468
>bing onions in the video: mute autist that can barely communicate in cryptic images
>bing onions actor irl: https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2868711419
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>>487784408
that's not proof
also you're autistic yourself if you think the guy in the video communicates like that because he cant do it any other way
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>>487783468
he only appears in elmaxo videos and only talks to elmaxo
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>>487784003
So I'm a guy that loves f e e l i n g over films. I love crying sad tears and happy tears. A majority of those films make me cry. The rest are just outstanding films. Also, Phantom Of The Paradise isn't Oscarbait lol

>>487784201
Quicksell them or gamble them in a Spycrab match in a trade server or whatever
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I dont have an inherent problem with the current Panic Attack, (in fact I use it one both on my Soldier and Pyro usually), but why the fuck did they rework it onto an entirely mechanically different weapon from when it was a burst fire shotgun to a quick-draw?, they should have just kept the old one and made a new shotgun for it
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>gamble them where an admin can use console commands to force spycrab taunts
jesus christ this redditor is dumb
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>>487785267
anything viva says = reddit
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>>487784605
well there you go, you admitted to BS being fake
nobody was thinking he was fake nonexisting fantasy creature like the toothfairy, what we are saying is BS was a fake character, an act for views, that the BS shown in the video is a fake persona for a video like that
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Ahem, Gentlemen.
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>>487784716
NTA, but you're keeping track of that, how exactly? Specially the second bit
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Why does no one speak in servers? Is this an EU thing? Burger boys do people even fucking speak in your servers? No one says shit I will even say shit and no one will acknowledge it whenever someone does speak its to say some dumb shitty le ironic meme
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>>487779009
Friendly fire servers aren’t very common, no?
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>>487786065
it is 100% an EU thing i will srsly go 100 games with nobody on vc in EU but its very common in US
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>>487786065
They're too busy fragging
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>>487786065
Americans knows how to have actual fun.
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>>487784987
because it functionally was not usable as an actual panic side arm due to its charge up firing delay, it was more of an ambushing weapon instead
but it still should've been carried over into an entirely different shotgun, i agree
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>>487786065
Matchmaking discourages communication or making friends because everyone will leave in less than 5 minutes anyways.
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>hate sniper
>but actually like the character
>there's not a single way of nerfing him without completely gutting the class
Is there a compromise?
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>>487781512
Yeah that's why all of them use it rofl
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>>487786569
The thing is though is they dont even listen ok fine lets just be friends but if i tell you there's a spy behind you why dont you fucking look behind you? With how much young people play tf2 Im really starting to think everyone just plays the game with the sound muted while their favourite e-celeb talks about skyrim's ball hair physics for 5 hours
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>>487786589
Add bullet drop.
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>>487781907
>- Rocket jumps are limited by self dmg, use it wisely
>- Weak in defensive roles
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>>487786589
He should've always just been a generalist rifleman.
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>>487786589
the compromise is you gitting gud because no sniper changes are incoming
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>>487786902
What if the sniper gets a new weapon that does 200 damage on body shots and 600 damage on headshots, but it fires Rescue Ranger projectiles that they have to actually aim?
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>>487787193
tips?
Pyro flare spam?
Only playing sniper 24/7?
spamming niggers in chat?
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>>487787056
im talking about stock soldier btw, no gunnies here

and yes soldier is often at a disadvantage when he's the one getting pushed, he cant just rocket jump and bomb his way to an entire team thats going on the offensive
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>>487787701
>He's weak when his team is shit and he's losing
Woooowwwooooooooowwwwwwwwww
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>>487786589
Just unnerf the weapons that countered him.
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>>487785608
uh yeah? he behaves exactly like one
>fat
>soi
>shit opinions about everything
>soft faggot
>taste is redditcore
>attentionwhore
>narcissist
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>The spy gets a Dead Ringer mod that allows him to cloak for twice as long at the cost of cloak regen speed, but the cloak meter nearly fully replenishes on melee kills.
>In exchange, the pyro gets a shotgun that does mini-crit damage to burning enemies at the cost of base damage, clip size, and accuracy.

How effed are we, spy mains?
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tripfagging?
Instantly reddit
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>>487788179
There's never been weapons that counter Sniper. The closest thing is scorch shot and rocket spam.
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>>487785901
no one's talked to him and no one's seen him outside an elmaxo video
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>>487786589
The two best suggestions I've seen tossed around are to significantly lower the max ammo on all rifles and to give them all the machina tracer rounds to both force sniper to actually move around and play the game. Both keep them from being able to just sit in one spot clicking on heads uncontested, and if they're forced to move around from time to time (either because they need to restock or because everyone knows where they are now) then they immediately become more interactive and counterable beyond "just don't let him see you lol"
That or remove all the rifles and just keep the huntsman
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>>487788527
>That or remove all the rifles and just keep the huntsman
can you put an opinion this retarded at the front so i know to write off anything you say before i read it
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>>487788715
Sorry fellow redditor it seems I forgot my /s! I'll try to do better next time, so please retract your downvote!
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Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Neck-snap pyros. Don't reply to pyro posters. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Starve pyros. Shark pyros from hat drops. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
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>>487788813
>guhhh you're a rebbitor!!!
okay, and you're a retard
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Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off a pyro's bra. ERP with pyro posters. Cum inside filthy pyro mains. Hang pyros in shibari bondage. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Feed pyros your semen. Give pyros your hat drops in exchange for sex. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
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>>487788527
Engies could just build their nests where they are anyway and medics could just camp where they are to offer medi-gun heals in between sniping enemies with crossbow bolts.
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>>487779009
I don't kick people unless they're cheating.
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>>487790496
That's what it was meant for
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>>487790576
... which is why they added 3 other categories XD
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>>487789250
this but femscout
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>>487790696
Femscout is M I D
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>>487786065
People used to talk a lot more in TF2. MYM seems like the obvious thing to blame but it might also be a generational thing. Zoomers in general have extremely low self-esteem and are more likely than previous generations to operate on a "don't speak unless spoken to" rule. I noticed that with myself a few years back and I still have to actively force myself to talk in games instead of it happening naturally.
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>>487790762
you're mid
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>>487790762
Still better than the other rule 63 mercs.
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>>487790967
I would fuck female spy
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>>487786589
>there's not a single way of nerfing him without completely gutting the class
retard
>0.2 headshot delay is now 0.4
>reload is now 2 seconds instead of 1.5
>ammo is cut in half
fixed, waow so hard
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>>487790967
>>487791187
Fempyro > Femscout > Femspy > Femsniper > Femdemo > (power gap) >>> Femgineer > Femmedic >>>> Femheavy
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>>487786732
>Im really starting to think everyone just plays the game with the sound muted
trying playing spy literally at all and you'll know this isn't the case
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>>487790236
dumb
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>>487786589
>is there a compromise?
health 125 -> 100
now all sorts of shit can 1-shot him if he's discovered, just like actual snipers
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>>487792137
I love being dumb :D
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>>487786589
Going based on what I see most frequently suggested
>Reduce ammo
Imo it sounds like a band-aid solution that doesn't fix the core issues of the class, but it would encourage Sniper to move around more for ammo so I wouldn't mind
>Add tracer rounds after firing (like the Machina)
Allows enemies to be aware that there's a Sniper shooting and from where
>Increase the delay before a Sniper can headshot (currently 200ms and unchanged since 2008)
Probably the most controversial popular suggestion, supposed to prevent those "impromtu snap fires" from insta-killing like Valve says. I don't think it's a bad change (if done right) since it would encourage scoping a bit more, which the Sniper is supposed to be doing anyway since he gets rewarded with charge (most pro Snipers will opt to go for two quickscopes instead of charging one shot). Also helps Sniper be defined as his role of strong long range class but weak up close
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To be honest idk why sniper nerf is even being discussed when soldier and demo are both blatantly stronger
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>>487788857
this but soldier
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>>487793319
Sniper is the popular class to hate now. I miss when it was Pyro. It was a lot easier and more entertaining to make people rage by using the phlog.
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>>487793319
Demo and soldier have to actually get close to do damage
The whole sniper argument is the lack of interaction, if he sits behind his team on some maps there's little non-sniper classes can do
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>>487793319
Fuck you talking about soldiers and demos are easy to deal with unless they have a medic shoved up their ass
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>>487790236
>make a deltarune reference
>forget that the three rune blade exists and just put scout-kris in the image with his stock bat
lol
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>>487795525
Kinda just wanted them to have their stock weapons
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>>487795525
I might remake it tho
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>>487793319
because a strong and easy class isnt as frustrating to play against as one as uninteractive as sniper
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https://youtu.be/B36BXid7iQ0
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>/v/ tf2 thread
>join server
>just random friendly shit on the worst maps you could possibly fathom, absolutely nobody is actually fragging at all besides the occasional random sniper headshot or pyro appearing and flaming everyone then getting dogpile fragged
>less actual action going on than the firepowered unusual trade server
jesus fucking christ
where are the actual fraggers playing at? zesty's server is only ever active when he is deciding to stream, uncletopia is uncletopia
it's friday night god damn it
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>>487795525
oh that's why they all look like trannies
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>lose
>get sweating angry, accuse people of cheating like I did when I was a kid
>win, topscore even
>feel absolutely nothing
this is like the only game that still does this to me
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>>487796624
oh you didn't hear? the bots are gone
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>>487788527>>487786902
>>487791817
>>487792286
>>487793179
>>487788179
>>487787193
horrid suggestions all retards
/thread
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>>487798670
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>>>487788527>>487786902
>>>487791817
>>>487792286
>>>487793179
>>>487788179
>>>487787193
blessed suggestions all based
/thread
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add all of the sniper nerf suggestions simultaneously
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>>487798887
The funny thing is that even if this was true they still won because they're not getting nerfed.
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>try that circlestrafe-counterstrafe shit to try and trickstab a f2p heavy I ran into by chance around a corner
>doesn't fucking work at all
I hate these spytubers that got me into playing spy, half this shit doesn't work because I'm not using it against paid actors
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>>487799276
>the heh funny thing is heh [REALITY]
Yeah no shit, why do you think there's a discussion about it you goofball
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>>487799426
yeah it's pretty stupid to discuss nerfs that will never happen isn't it
maybe this thread should just l2p instead of repeating the same discussion about nerfs that will never happen
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Post your fragging stations
>(You) first
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>>487800683
damn that ac unit must fucking struggle, cleaning the dust out of the filter can't be that damn hard
sure the floor is by default just a lost cause but at the very least you could make sure your air circulation is good
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>>487800683
go back
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>>487800683

This ain't you, but if anyone sees this and struggles with mental health and can't seem to have a clean space; Lighting is important. Don't block out your windows as the vitamin D deficiency literally drives you insane. Also don't masturbate, it's link between motivation and depression have been found in studies. I.E. Frequent masturbation/porn addiction leads to feelings of hopelessness and lack of drive.
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>>487800683
>reflection is the windows 7 background
>screen is tf2
nice try
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>>487799552
You sound mad
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>>487802352
You sound sad
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>>487802352
OK
>>487802421
maybe he is...
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what hitsound/killsound should I use?
the past 8 years I've been using "sneed" and "feed and seed". getting kinda bored of that one
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>>487802421
You sound bad
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>>487802645
You sound like my dad
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>>487802634
Puffer fish
Hit sounds are the carrot biting noises, kill sound is the moan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axiGV09C85A
0:45 and 0:48 respectively
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>>487802943
that's a pretty good idea alright
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>>487802634
I downloaded a Kirby Super Star soundpack a decade ago and made the hitsound the Fighter punching noise and the kill noise the Boss destroyed noise
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It's crazy how shit the average med is
>make sure everyone near you is overhealed whenever the opportunity presents itself
>understand healing priority; those closest to the frontlines always come first
>give uber to power classes, not heavy. Bonus tip: look at who's top scoring and always give them uber.
>have above 80 IQ tier situational awareness
>use the crossbow right
If you do those 5 things you already in the top 1% of medics and it takes basically 0 skill. How are people so retarded?
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I found out how to make Hadal enjoyable.
You have to be on BLU team.
Die to a Spy anywhere.
When you respawn, team-chat THERES A FUCKING SPY INSIDE OUR SPAWN and watch several people on your team go nuts for a minute or two.
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>>487802634
amogus sound effect when kill and quake III hit sound
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>>487803331
ahem.. just play steel no map will ever be good as steel
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>>487786589
>Is there a compromise?
https://youtu.be/U-80pUxsqUY?si=QGAUo4LSeKFBgVLf&t=2943
49:03

Actual advice? Learn to play the class you hate, then all your copes about that class will look stupid. The bonus in your case is that you can enjoy shitting on other snipers when you do.
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>>487803545
>play steel
>to this day somehow more than half of the players on both teams will get lost after 1-2 point captures
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>>487803325
>teammates won't stop clipping inside eachother spamming the medic call so I literally cannot heal the one in distress even if I wanted to
>would be much easier if they'd stop running directly into the meatgrinder before they were above half health
>lol. >uber demo, soldier, pyro >1st runs out of ammo in his mag and wastes the rest of the uber reloading, 2nd rocketjumps out of range of the beam and dies to a sentry, 3rd manages to not kill a single person because he decided to go run down a flank route with no players
>fair enough, but if I get stabbed it's everyone else's fault for not spychecking, unironically
>stop jumping behind healthy players and sit still and maybe just maybe the crossbow bolt will hit you, dumbass
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>>487799285
Genuinely cope for being bad.
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>>487804036
>an hour long of some literal who jersey shore faggot larping
why are all sniper mains clinically retarded?
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>>487804036
walve where my qwuickplay?
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>>487804271
-Not an argument
-neither I, nor the guy in the video, are sniper mains
-miss the timestamp, cocksucka?
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>>487793179
>Reduce ammo
meh
>Add tracer rounds after firing (like the Machina)
>Increase the delay before a Sniper can headshot (currently 200ms and unchanged since 2008)
No way of implementing these without sniper niggers shitting themselves
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>>487804171
No thanks
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make sniper's smg his primary and the sniper rifle his secondary
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More people need to point out how DOGSHIT the options menu is. Why is there so many fucking menus for settings?
>Options
>Advanced options inside of each tab of options
>ANOTHER advanced options on the main menu
Shit like weapon FOV should be right next to the normal FOV option not in a separate menu that requires you to scroll down to find it.
Who fucking designed this diarrhea?
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>>487793179
>Probably the most controversial popular suggestion,
Because it's completely retarded nonsense spouted by Zestyfans who can't think and just spew.
You people are beyond retarded
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>>487804036
>uses the ambassador as an example of a weapon that's been overly nerfed
i'm tired of spy mains complaining. the ambassador not only justified the nerf it's still viable
If you always used the ambassador in the ranges valve expected you to use them, you wouldn't have noticed any difference. long range ambassador kills is not fun for anyone involved even the spy
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>>487804364
I'm not arguing with you greaseball, I'm telling you objectively: I am not gonna watch your video where you go on for an hour with a fake NY accent
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>>487804271
>seethes about an hour long video
>while he spends day in day out on /tf2g/ begging for nerfs in a 17 year old game
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>>487804530
same guy who designed the layout of steam
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>>487804542
The ambassador is objectively a piece of shit. You are a retarded engineer main.
>>487804574
We both know why you really won't.
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>>487736328
Toot toot toot. I blow a horn for all my friends.
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>>487804812
the ambassador gives as much damage as a demo's pipe. you have as much damage output as the fucking demoman with the ability to cloak and escape unpunished
it's still viable
>engineer main
wrong
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>>487805115
3/10 Bait.
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>>487804530
Sovl. You kids wouldn't get it.
>>487804542
Spoken like a trve retard.
>the ambassador not only justified the nerf it's still viable
Both untrue. Nobody, and I mean nobody ever complained about the ambassador, they just used their frustration with dying to spy and dealing with the dead ringer to dogpile on the amby nerf, and claim it was justified because it finally meant they got a leg up on the mean invisible man. As for viability, lol, no. Even the stock revolver mogs it in every way.
https://youtu.be/OXqzL_iFXj8
>If you always used the ambassador in the ranges valve expected you to use them, you wouldn't have noticed any difference.
Blatantly untrue. Valve never intended for you to use the ambassador at shotgun ranges, the whole point of the ambassador was to give you a strong ranged option from a safe distance. Everyone noticed when their mid-range 102s dropped to 54 and 18 respectively.
>long range ambassador kills is not fun for anyone involved even the spy
Can guarantee it was fun pinging people who thought they were safe, and dying in a video game is never fun, cope.
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>>487805603
Ur a retard stop posting
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>>487804659
>>487804812
Because I have better things to do than give views to some greek nerd
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>>487804542
the same niggers posting this also cry about how sniper is op because all his counters have been nerfed
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>>487805694
>>487805349
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>>487805750
"better things to do" means wasting all your time shitposting on /tf2g/
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487805892
Ur a nigger
Terrible drawings 0/10
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>>487805928
Yeah pretty much
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>>487786589
get good, reddit
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Delete pyro.
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>Atlantians woke up
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>>487788527
>>487791817
>>487792286
>>487793179
>t. reddit
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>>487788715
implying the
> to both force sniper to actually move around and play the game
Wasn't the tip off on how retarded he is
>>487788527
>more interactive and counterable
holy fucking reddit KILL YOURSELF
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Finally got the server set up, now to upload the map and get approved.
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>>487805603
>Nobody, and I mean nobody ever complained about the ambassador
you must deaf and blind because people did complain about it. You had spys sitting all the way back in upward spawn acting like snipers hitting headshots across the map
> Even the stock revolver mogs it
stock revolver does 40 damage. ambasador does 102 damage
>video
>the whole point of the ambassador was to give you a strong ranged option from a safe distance
blatently retarded. spy's class design is NOT a high dps dealer. spy's class design is solely meant to take out 1 important person in close ranged combat and slink away cloaked (Chain stabs are a side effect of playing with retarded people)
Spy's revolvers are solely for the edge case of being found out and needing to defend yourself
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>>487806615
>I don't play Team Fortress 2, in fact, I actively hate the game: the post.
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>>487806692
>I got btfo and now I'm on damage control
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>>487806692
>i want spy to out-dps every class except sniper in the game from any range
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>>487806615
>>487805603
revolver only mogs amby if you're on +attack and in range of real damage, old amby was a fucking terror at long range.
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>>487806787
>d-duh dps
Go back to LoL DOTAnigger
>>487806784
>t. quite literally dodged the main argument because "he doesn't have time"
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>>487712037
Give me one good reason not to open a bunch of 2024 summer crates
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>he thinks sniper has the highest DPS
can't make this shit up
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>>487806327
>>487806372
i accept your concession
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>>487807134
It would be far more rewarding to masturbate to pornography instead
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>>487807078
nta and not part of whatever dumb argument you're having but the term dps existed long before mobas you stupid zoomer.
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>>487807284
I'll interpret that as your own concession
>>487807306
Making an argument based purely on "DPS" without even factoring the skill or difficultly involved in acquiring said DPS is braindead MOBA autism
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>>487807290
My wife gave me head earlier I don't need to fap tonight.
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>>487807134
You're going to unbox the desk engineer several times
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>>487807586
Why that specifically?
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>>487807687
It's a merc grade and thus has a much higher chance of being unboxed than the other item grades
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>>487807468
If you don't need to fap you don't need to crate
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>>487806615
No they didn't. Also, no they absolutely did not lol, stop exaggerating fool
Stock revolver does 22 at range vs amby's 18
Stock revolver does 40-50+ at the range where amby does 102's, only you don't have to wait 1.25 seconds and you don't have to hit a tiny moving hitbox. Revolver practically always out performs it, except for a miniscule sweetspot where revolver damage ramp-up caps at 60 per shot, and someone has more than 60 health . Except whoops, it's still comparable because you don't have to shoot a tiny hitbox with the revolver, you can just do way more consistent damage by shooting center mass. It's better long range, mid range, and short range. Amby hasn't done 102's in years.
>ignores video because it proves how shit the amby is
>"you are retarded except I concede that you are right"
Yeah, the ambassador is for you to defend yourself, by shooting enemy gamers and having it do damage, not be a wet fart in gun form.
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>>487807056
>revolver ... mogs amby
You could've just stopped there at the truth. Rev's better at everything now.
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>>487807968
Not at pissing me off, amby still is tops for that with the sound.
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>>487807284
Why yes, I do accept your concession
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Semblance of the median Pyro enthusiast
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>concessionigger lost an argument again so now he's gonna shit up the thread for 50 posts but it's le ok because it's almost bump limit
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>098
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>>487808098
Enjoy your vacay.
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if the ambassador is such a dps powerhouse, how come... it isn't?
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Your concession remains accepted
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>>487808098
kino
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>>487807751
There are several merc grades in the box.

>>487807812
That doesn't make any sense. I've never unboxed an unusual so every once in a while I like to try my luck. I'm not asking people to talk me out of unboxing, I'm asking if the summer one is more worthwhile than older ones. Guess I should've been more specific.
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>>487807815
spy's class design objectively is that he is most effective at close quarters. if you want to deal 100 damage to any player at range play the demoman with the loch-n-load
doing 1 ambasador shot vs spamming 3 revolver shots that each have to hit is proof ambasador is viable. And the tiny head hitbox? not an issue in where spy is supposed to be effective
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if the sniper rifle is such a dps powerhouse, how come... it isn't?
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>>487808559
there's summer unusual effects
most of them look like shit though but they're popular cuz new
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>>487808676
>>487808676
>>487808676
Erectin' a teleporter
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Why do emporiumfags only ever make extremely dogshit looking hats that nobody, not even themselves use, even after getting their precious community sparkles effect on it? Wouldn't it stand to reason that you'd like to have community sparkles on an actual decent looking hat that you yourself would actually want to wear, because then when other people see it in game they would actually be jealous of it?
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>>487808881
they don't pay the game though
they just leech money off of it
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>>487808638
Spy is weakest and strongest at close quarters, his gun is supposed to alleviate that fact by giving him a mid range option. The ambassador was a sidegrade that made you better at mid-long range but worse at short-mid range, now it's not good at any range.
>doing 1 ambasador shot vs spamming 3 revolver shots that each have to hit is proof ambasador is viable
It's like you aren't hearing the words coming out of your own mouth; why would you ever take the ambassador to do 100 dmg point blank only on the condition that you hit a tiny moving hitbox, when you can take the revolver and do 100 dmg in two body shots in the time it takes for a followup amby shot if you happen to miss? The answer is you don't, it's purely for style points now, as in not practical. Tiny head hitbox remains an issue, and gets worse the closer you are.
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>>487808648
it is tho retard
get your own post
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>>487809190
It's true, they're openly hostile to anybody that actually cares about the game
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>>487809880
what causes this kind of mental illness
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>>487808478
it is tho retard
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>>487809601
valve nerfing the ambassador proves it was never intended to be used as a long range substitute. play the demoman if you want old ambassador

>why would you ever take the ambassador
revolvers are only ever meant to be something used for self defense when your disguise is found out. if your disguise is found out you might die before the second revolver shot. and the tiny head hitbox isn't an issue where spy is meant to be effective.
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>>487810237
>valve nerfing the ambassador proves it was never intended to be used as a long range substitute.
He actually typed this shit out hahahahahaha
>revolvers are only ever meant to be something used for self defense
You can spot the obessed mega-spergs by the fact they consistently argue based on "THIS IS THE CATEGORY IT IS MEANT TO FIT IN".
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>>487809880
its almost like the emporium is nothing but leechers that want to milk the game



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