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Cutie goot
>>488986202
Kill Susie. Destroy Susie.
>>488986473shaddup big butt kot
>>488986459who tf are these people
>>488986459>species swap>but still give susie sharp monster teeth because she's susieCowardly artist.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d1nDafqdH9oHas Toby outdone this level of quirky VGM?
I love fish
>>488987192
>>488986869No, see, it's actually genius, it means human Susie had her teeth filed to look cool and now their decay speed has permanently increased by 1000%. Classic Susie.
>>488986717Why's Berdly a redhead
>>488987474That's stupid, and this is stupid.
Kris is type of guy who spend his youth being a cute androgynous twink, only to suddenly gain about 30KGS of pure muscle the moment he turns 30.
>>488987485because blue haired people aren't real
>>488986102
>>488987624
warrio
>>488987758Of course you have pronouns, it came with your fucking speaking a language
>>488987590*gal *her *she
>>488987739Adorable, except for Gaster. He's not exactly adorable
>>488987573>Susie when the dentist tells her she has to set an appointment for an initial consultation for dentures
>>488988117susie is too poor for the dentist and too poor for any bizarre tooth filing thing in the first place
>>488987984>her she
>>488988193Susie will seize the means of production and redistribute the peoples' wealth from the rich.
>>488988316you know what? fuck you
>>488988109He's handsome
>>488987590picrel is literally me
>>488988506Susie thinks political alignment is a kind of food.
Listened to Toby's new vtuber trackIt's not very good...
>>488988568noe, he's not
>>488988749You just added 2 more years to the development time. (Laugh)
for me, its the quirky antics of gote and friends
>>488989415i lobve gote n friend
gote and friends is what undertale is all about
Cozy thread today
>>488988749Good, that means he's saving the real jams for Deltarune.
>>488989415I'm hoping Deltarune delivers some more quirky gote antics
>>488989741>song is 19 minutes and 97 seconds longis this artist retarded?
>>488989736if only kraut were here
>>488989871This man has no prog rock in his lifeMock him for he is Tobylike
>>488990001Anon, when have you ever seen a song's runtime shown with the seconds field greater than 59?
>>488989969https://youtu.be/BbwQKxNllo4?si=Ujv_hy7GQW2n2Lq9&t=486
>>488989415quirky goat and friend antics where nothing is wrong. nothing goes wrong nothing bad happens just frolick and play jump around happy happy we're so happy here in gote and friends land. so happy and nothing could ruin this quirky fun time fun gote fun quirky cute adorable little play time. play time with gote, funny play time gote play playing with goat funny pet fuzzy soft fuzzy pet time. this is what undertale is all about it's fuzzy gote playtime pet times. fuzzy quirky cute snootle boop gote soft playtime. i love fuzzysoft goat&friend playzonefunmoments. funny goat funny undertale play time in my playhouse funny. nothing wrong will ever happen. we're all safe here.
What if I use my gote card
dum limzur why your feet so BIG
>>488990482That's how it used to be but then Chara found the keys
>>488990482>quirky goat and friend antics where nothing is wrongchara is bullying asriel in that image though?
>>488987758and then they called each other slurs and then started making out (canon)
>>488990971the ultimate temptation of the car keys. sealing the fate of many a drunk driver, now falling into the hands of a vengeful little fuckhead maniac. you don't want to be on the wrong end of this grill or you're getting cooked>>488991202that's just normal. there's nothing wrong with a little bullying now and then, some manipulation here and there. nobody ever caught a cold from a little suicide plot. well, actually, they caught something much worse.
>>488990604because a footfag drew her
>>488991887I rather like feet than vore
...what is it?
>>488992094this post always has an incredibly ominous aura
>>488991986you fuckers can't go for 5 minutes without starting a fight huh?
>>488940508>>488940758>>488941294there was a girl when i was in high school i sort of knew who looked exactly like a human catti, every time i see her i think of her
>>488992719sorry for your loss
>>488992719I would say you're lucky but honestly it just sounds incredibly sad if you're anything like me... Imagine having perfection standing right before you in real life and not having the social skills necessary to actually talk to her
>>488991578>>488990971kek>>488992925>>488993005i wasn't interested in her and she was a lesbian lol i'm not even a catti guy but you all can take my place in spirit
would Susie know what she would have felt like if she didn't eat breakfast yesterday
>>488993274>she was a lesbianall the goth girls at my school were lesbians too. what the hell. not that they would've dated me anyway but still weird.
>>488993386Yes, because she didn't eat breakfast (she is very poor)
what is the most likely outcome for kris after deltarune if anything good happens?
>>488990136it's extended
>>488993274>lesbainI guess I would be even sadder in your place then. I seriously don't wish myself in your position even if you are not me and literally do not care. Nothing sadder than a girl I can't even have a single ounce of a chance with
>>488993005being single is so hard, i kind of feel left out from others because of it
>>488994090Writer like Gerson
>>488993274
>>488994090Zero-summed out of existence.
>>488994090they would probably end up with an average normal life being eternally trapped as a wageslave or something. No friends (lost contact with everyone from high school), no family other than asriel (parents are dead) who doesn't talk to them anyways because of distance, they have aspirations of being a musician (piano hobby) that never come to fruition because of their neglected depression discouraging them from doing anything at all
>>488994116she ended up dating(?) her best friend at the end of high school so maybe you have a chance anon>>488993572there were only two off the top of my head, we got another one who was a freshman when i was in senior year
>>488994090The only good ending for Kris is continuing to live their life same as it ever was, just with less soul tearing episodes
>>488994584:(
>>488994090kris has got plenty of friends but >>488994229would be cool >>488994584cheer up anon
Asriel grows up and creates a popular indie game called "Hypogean Parable". Kris fades out of the public conscience but Asriel cites Kris's RPGMaker game as inspiration for his own game.
Kris probably hasn't thought about what their life will be like in adulthood at all
>>488995387Here b4 the arguments
>>488994116NTA but a friend I've grown quite close to is a lesbian and I find it very freeing. I'm uncomfortable with relationship stuff/flirting and *extremely* uncomfortable with sex stuff/touching and it's nice to have a friend I can spend time with knowing there's a genuine connection as two weird and damaged individuals. No leading on, no misunderstandings, no discomfort in being touched. I've always been a furry purist but I've grown increasingly disillusioned with the thought of actually doing anything sexual with an in-person human over the last few months, which is extraordinarily ironic as the last few months have also been the first time ever that other in-person humans have expressed interest in doing sexual things with me at all.
>>488995537>which is extraordinarily ironic as the last few months have also been the first time ever that other in-person humans have expressed interest in doing sexual things with me at all.The more you want relationships and sex the less likely you'll get them
>>488995482Is there really a need for an argument? It has been proven many times that people who hate sex groups are usually closeted.
>>488995537Undertale?>>488995720Deltarune?
>>488995387Mad Dummy is Ava Kris
>>488995830it's Undertale/Deltarune because my favorite character is ALSO an awkward, stunted, somewhat dumb geek with a lesbian best friend
Mad Mew Mew isnt in the 1.0 release of Undertale which means he isnt canon
>>488996046Good point.
does the type of person to be deterred from a girl not being a virgin not deserve a girlfriend? does it make this hypothetical person an incel? even if they hate incels and don't want to associate with them? is it fine if it's just a preference?asking for a blue bird monster who never once told me this and I am not a human who is betraying said hypothetical blue bird's trust by posting his embarrassing question to the undernet
>>488995830Those are games that exist, it's true.
>>488995720so you have to wait until you get to those things?
>noelle and berdly are best friends>its ok to blogpost about in /utg/ because the character I avatarfag as is also cringe and retarded a rare look into the deranged mind of berdshit
I HAD FRIENDS I HAD LOTS OF FRIENDDDDDDS NOW ALL MY FRIENDS ARE INSIDE ME https://youtu.be/_KmgctmibXc
>>488996323I don't know. I'm not just saying what I feel like because it's never happened to me because I'm ugly and socially awkward. I'm trying to learn to stop caring and just live my life. Said John Undertale
>>488995537non-transactional relationships are nice.
"Friend Inside Me" is probably a way more compelling character concept than whatever Toby's got cooked up for schizoboss #3
>>488994090Toby expy (they both play piano and want to fuck terezi)
>>488996515yeah same here, i'm trying to live my life to the fullest with a slight hope that i'll get in a relationship but i try to not pay attention to those things
>>488996771then explain why I'm already bored with it.
>>488996771i'm sure he's got it but how much is everyone gonna lose it if he actually does it
https://youtu.be/xxp4MpTcRik WHEN THE ROAD LOOKS ROUGH AHEAD AND YOUR MILES AND MILES FROM YOUR NICE WARM BED
>>488996961>NICE WARM BEDfull of nice warm gotes?
>>488996857Because you've been looking at it for like a year instead of about 20 minutes of screentime
>>488995537I think I'm too stubborn to ever accept that, sadly. Maybe it is freeing to rejects humans sexually entirely, but I feel it would just hurt me in the long run. Whenever I see a cute girl in real life, I just get really angry. I just get angry thinking about how life doesn't work exactly in my favor and it just gets me depressed. I'm a bad person and I know this, but my brain seems to want me to comfort myself into this role. I don't know how to stop it or if I even can
Deltarune better have an extra secret boss thats not related to anything else and is a much harder fight than anything in the rest of the game
>>488996497Based voreCHAD
>appreciating nice gotes bad>discussing the sex lives of quirky neuro divergent teens doomed to a life of wage slaving goodvery telling
>>488996813if kris really is toby's self insert (seems likely considering they play piano and experienced the exact same type of bullying, and have all his nostalgic connections like apple shampoo and an older brother making a game), then whether or not krusie happens is a determining factor on whether he's gotten over his terzei obsession or not. Or rather, a testament to how well he accepts romantic loss (one of his homestuck team buddies he liked turned out to be a lesbian so maybe he's just internalized being cucked by them and that's why he's pushing Noelle so hard)
>>488997319Can he have loud as fuck electric musichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIkL_flrD9Q
>>488997146>implying that you got tired of spamton and jevil after 20 minuteswhy are you even here? Find a different general already.
>>488998184No it will be a vtuber with tou hou music
The spider a cute! CUTE!!!
>>488998341That's not the implication and you are mentally ill
>>488998534spud..,
>>488998534>>488998647unn~ I love you muffet~
>>488998647Listen lady I just want a coffee quit spanking your ass
>>488998778https://files.catbox.moe/mv4nzt.jpeg
>>488998425no.....................
I got unbanned again did you guys behave while I was gone
>>488998534I wish people drew her like this more in the naughty art
>>488999356kraut kingfag doomergoat noellefag? who are you?
Things would be different if Toby had watched this instead of Steven Universe
>>488998778You typed this with one hand didn't you?
>>488999356>falseflagging
>>488999516>>488999734Just a random anon. I said something I shouldn't've and got banned again. That was the third time in a row I got banned from /vg/ because of something I said in here so maybe I should relax.
Toby likes the idea of anime, the quirkiness and aesthetics of it, but he loathes anime itself
Why is FOBby going off nobody is even talking
Toby prefers real games like darts or swimming over computer games
>>489000229He's a little late but berdshit did start berdshitting just a bit ago
>>488997319>extra secret boss>implying that the game has any secret bosses alreadyI'm tired of people referring to Spamton and Jevil as "secret bosses," they aren't secret at all. Jevil is potentially missable, but you're probably going to solve that one suits puzzle and get that key fragment, and if you're backtracking you'll probably end up talking to Seam again. Spamton on the other hand literally begs you to go find him and complete his side quest. They aren't secret bosses, they're just optional challenge bosses. A real secret boss would be something like Glyde, or *vomits in mouth* So Sorry.
>>489000263I'm having sex with the female ones
Deltarune should have a superboss that’s treated exactly like a usual encounter with the standard battle music
>>488999891
If Toby somehow makes a final boss worse than Consort Radahn then I'm going to shit myself
>>489000418That is the official termhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sc7MLXy12U0
>>488996961I just like toy story lot desu, very cozy franchise
deltarune's strongest superboss will be a skeleton version of the knight with zero lore or dialogue
>>489000782It's also wrong. They aren't secrets. Even the wiki prefers to call them bonus bosses.
>>489000594There should be a superboss that's in an unassuming treasure chest that instagibs you with an AOE attack and sends you back to a save point like 5 bosses ago
>>489000418I missed both jevil and spamton on my first playthroughs
>>489000914>deltarune’s strongest superboss will be a skeleton could honestly stop here and the fanbase would eat that shit up
>>489001118Noeeeeeelle I can see up your dreeeessss :)
>>489000867well the newest one SUCKS
Sex with NoelleSex with DessSex with Mayor HolidaySex with Rudy
Deltarune's strongest superboss will have 50 million HP like Yiazmat from Final Fantasy 12.
>>489001268true, I was thinking of bonetail or dry bowser from paper jam but completely forgot the bad side of this series' fanbase is already autistically obsessed with skeletons
>>489001141Anon, that's because you're retarded.
Sex with NoelleSex with Dess
>>488998858
Sex with Rudy.Sex with Rudy.Sex with Rudy.Sex with Rudy.
>>489001904does she take her pants off to make websis it lewd to get tangled up in her ass silk?
>>489001904I JUST WANT A COFFEE
If soccer man is around are you going to do another survey for team changes for the next /vg/ leagueWe've got new characters like Producer-sama and who knows when Krabs is coming back
Why is this thread full of some of the most sensitive people I've ever interacted with
>>489002164Don't make it weird dude>>489002210sorry sir, just sold the last gallon
>>489002390No clue. The intersection of channers and undertale fans is just like that I guess.
>>489002697FUCK
>>489002829fobby unironically thinks this is badass and cool and sees himself like this.
>>489003053True, except Berdly can't even fight back and he deserved what he had coming to him.
Hello /utg/ and welcome back for soda review numbah 71!Today, we have Mtn Dew Kickstart: Fruit Punch.It has a translucent appearance, with a red color.It has a sweet aroma, with a basic fruit punch scent.It has a smooth, slightly bitter taste.It has a simple dry aftertaste.It contains 92 mgs of caffeine, which is 23% of the 400 mg threshold stated by the FDA.Overall, It's alright. It could be a bit sweeter. It's also more on the weaker side of energy drinks, being about as strong as a cup of coffee. Strangely enough, it lists the caffeine amount for both 8 oz. and 16 oz. cans. (46 mgs and 92 mgs respectively.)7/10. Alright.See you again tomorrow at 7 PM EST for the next review!>PostscriptI accidentally knocked over a hanging shelf that had glass bottles and a jar on it right before the review started.Only one smashed into a million pieces, so that's good.I recently bought glue so I didn't have to affix spamtons glasses with thumb tacks, so at least I have stuff on hand to put it back together.
pesterquest was 5 years ago
>>489002697>Don't make it weird dude
>>489003341holy fuck dude, I'm glad you're a whiny manlet who never goes outside, you sound like a school shooter lmao
>>489003053>>489003341why do you need to make everything about your retarded vendetta
>>489002829Nigga looks like the Happy Mask Salesman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXB_2vxaEnQ
>>489003562forgot image
>>489004078>forgot imagemore like faggot image, HEH
>>489003590her body is so attractive I NEED to touch her
>>489002819We were able to find one cup of coffee that someone left behind but it appears to be... tainted
>>488997656At risk of going too far into psychoanalyzing Toby here, I get the feeling that it isn't that he got a Terezi obsession, but that her in particular most met his *existing* obsessions and he just ran with it. It's not like someone held a gun to his head and demanded he make almost every piece of Pyrope-adjacent music in Homestuck, and he did quite a bit for both Scourge Sisters (including MeGaLoVANIA, of course), but his fascination seems to definitely veer towards the kind of 'bullying and laughing at but also obvious ship-bait' that Terezi had with both John and Karkat compared to Vriska's "huge bitch everyone hates outright," he just keeps being indecisive about just how severe Susie's behavior should be towards Kris. But hey, all I know is it's not the first time Toby's been attached to a project with a weird human prankster boy going on wacky RPG adventures and being shipped by a calculated 50% of fans at one point with a sawtoothed, obnoxious monster girl with a horrible laugh and a chalk-eating habit. So Toby isn't over his obsession since it isn't an obsession with one specific character, it's just his *type.* he still totally cribbed vriska's outfit and style though, even Toby had to admit she's the best of the hussie designs
>>489003412bless you
>>489004563>Toby wants to get bullied by a tough monster girl, cucked by a lesbian, and end up with a manipulative and clingy furry shotait makes sense now.
>>489004563Also I forgot that Homestuck fucking sucks now and Toby makes comments about not wanting to be The Megalovania Guy but even as recently as the Dads Play Deltarune stream he mentioned it with Alphys's glasses and the 'shoutout to the best webcomic of all time' thing. So he probably still looks back on at least part of the whole process fondly. Probably the part where he banged a dozen different tz cosplayers and their canonically Nice Asses, granted.
>>489002019Asgore kept saying this in his sleep and thats why he is divorced
>>489004328:l
>>489005329would their asses be painted gray toohow committed to the bit are they
>>489005502I'm not at liberty to answer this question given the existence of tales of Sharpie baths and hotel plumbing absolutely destroyed by body paint.
>>489005468
>fobby is just shouting into the void endlessly since he got slapped for linking posts and trying to make other anons do what he wantshuehuehue
>>489005404God I wish I was Rudy...>in a hospital fucking dyingActually on second thought I don't think I'm that desperate...
>>489005724trailmix looks so fucking delicious holy shit I want a big massive big bowl of trailmixI'll just pick around the berdly's
The FBI is investigating Mayor Carol Holiday for the death of Joe Appleseed, owner of Joes Pizza, and investigating other members of the towns government.
>>489005159toby "i am not a homosexual" fox just hasn't shown us his karkat yet
>>489005837he struck your nerve hard enough to get you to make that post though
>>489006096MAYOR HOLIDAY IS INNOCENT FUCK THE SJWHS
>>489006028how nice of you to spare the lives of the tiny berdlys... they are an endangered species due to various horrible events such as pic related
>>489004563I didn't realize that Deltarune is a Homestuck adaptation but now it all makes sense.
I broke into your faves room and took a shite on their bed
>>489006604He's just taking a bath... he'll be fine.....
>>489006367very tellywellybelly
Berdly has his sexual awakening after seeing Toy Chica in the FNAF movie 2
>>489006096And it's about time. Those creepy critters were getting a little too comfortable. They're the spawn of Satan I tell ya.
>>488995387Ghosts becoming corporeal is practically the only thing Mad Dummy is positive aboutThe Grand Jury rules this headcanon to be DISHARMONIOUS
>>489006604the reason for picking around the berdly's is because I will feed them to my dog as they are not fit for human consumption
But what if it wasn't telling
>>489006705
>>489007268
>>489006367>ignoring the reason why fobby does any of thishe's not winning bro, he lost a long time ago.
In the never ending battle between Man in Loincloth and Guy Who Shoots you with a Machine Gun, which is fave, Man in Loincloth or Guy with Machine Gun?
>>489007458you would have to be insane to think he does it for any reason other than being insane
>>489008050Yeah exactly. He'd be the last person to be winning any "not pissed off at jpegs" contests.
https://youtu.be/aBKEt3MhNMM
>>489008429if there was a getting angry at images of kris standing next to noelle and berdly and ice contest you would be the champ
you’ll shit your pants when toby announces a release date because you’ll only have a few more months at best before you get fully drowned out by newfags talking about the new content
i just want toby to even hint at susie trying her bully act on the wrong person and getting her clock rocked
>>489009418>/utg/ will be on-topic this time!
>>489009482She tries it on the wrong target and ends up being defiled
>>489008670>pacifist Frisk: basically an allegory for Jesus, maybe even intentionally>genocide Frisk: deranged murderer possessed by an eldritch god that sees this reality as a mere gamewhich seems like a weirdly binary choice until you remember that the neutral route covers all the shades of grey in between.
>>489009640Is she gonna be raped in the sweltering hot summer of 202X?
>>489009210Congratulations in advance on getting the last word in. You've earned it champ.
>>489009418>>489009614It’s kinda funny, I was just thinking about how the >wE nEeD kRaUt To MaKe Da ThReAdZ FaStA!!!!!!111!!1!retards genuinely seem to have forgotten that the reason why we were blowing through multiple threads every day was because people were talking about THE FUCKING GAME
>>489009482Catti WILL almost instant loss her when she does something really fucking stupid until Kris steps in and gets called out for taking the bully's side for no apparent reason.
>>489009918Fast threads are shit. Several users need to be culled.
I will keep baiting the threads freaksnothing you can dosorry bub
>>489010502>the threads freaksHEH FREAK
>>489010502what does bubs have to do with this
>>489010502snikt bubbub bub bub
What if you crash landed on an island inhabited by a tribe of Faves?
>>489010317>Kris steps inthis will happen>and gets called outthis will not
Skibidi BubdenSkibidi Skibidi Bubden
>>489010768faveibalism
>>489010502The thread freaks don't need to be baited. They get pissed off enough at on-topic posts.
>>489010317>she swallows susie whole
all the little faves are skittering about on the floor running through the cracks in the walls
>>489010768FINALLY... Smartopia
>>489008429Nah that's definitely Kingfag
>>489011192it's glorious...
>>489011192Why are they all so sad...
>>489011316it's a false paradise
>>489011316No Internet connection so no gaming :/
>>489010768I will perform the Fave ritual of manhood (become marketable and subject to extreme fetish fan art) to join their tribe
>>489011006COMBAT OPERANDI: BELLY OF THE WHALE
Fuck off [Chapter 3 Schizoboss]shit!
>>489011316What is there to accomplish in a society that has already reached perfection?>>489011419Or that.
>>489011216oh god their back
>>489011678deltarune cheesy 2000s cartoon obligatory episode where they go into catti's body
>>489011802Friend inside me
>>489011948it's obviously going to be into susie's body you pillock
>>489011886No, boneshit, read the post he's replying to
>>489012012also susie will comment that she knew kris tastes like apples but was surprised that ralsei also actually tastes like toothpaste
https://x.com/richard_effendi/status/1819362243743797479Undertale confirmed 2ez for ZUNAlso how come Toby never does Q&A streams or drunk streams
They smell blood in the water. King and Yuki are near.
>>489012012susie's insides would be absolutely wrecked from all her object vore
Berdly going on an epic gamer rant regarding how most modern games force you to have an internet connection in order to function compared to the classics(tm)
>>489012165This image is utterly ruined by Berdly being in it
>>489012321Don't jinx it I am having fun with the thread
>>489012165I really like hellspawnmotels art style and really wish she did porn.
That ol' Ganon is no match for the king!
>>489012165I would love a dating sim where I get to see the deltateen girls dying in erotic ways
>>489006747amberd heardly...
>>489012375Berdly strikes me more as the type to explain how it's actually good because it's new
>>489012345That will just lead to a wacky object-based platforming segment that recalls Hotland, and in the ultimate quirky fashion, the scrapped Hotland room that keeps showing up in trailers will actually be used.
If I keep saying "The next King of Fighters will have an Underground team consisting of Papyrus, Undyne and Mettaton" it will manifest into reality
it's not my fault susie looked like she'd taste like grapes... i had to officer.....
>>489013219spit her out catti
What would be the worst type of minigame they could put into Chapter 3
Do faves attack you the minute you enter their field of vision, or do they only attack when there is more than one in range of you at a time?
>>489013512Krisriel
>>489013512Quirky Yar's Revenge
>>489013542Faves attack when the trigger_once with their classname in the target field is activated.
>>489012249he's afraid of getting to drunk and leaking lore.
>>489013634I mean gameplay-wiseLike imagine your least favorite Mario Party minigame but Deltarune themed
>>489013738rapidly tap the button but no matter how fast you do it you lose and the unfunny quirky man keeps talking
>>489012249he will once deltarune's done and he settles down
>>489013732literally me, the thought of losing control of my faculties is terrifying when so much of my IRL life hinges on stifling my words and feelings
>>489013738That's what I meantYar's Revenge sucks ass
>>489012520You're a psychopath for saying that out loud.however I agree.
Alphys gave up on recreating her town in The Syms when she browsed 200 pages of custom content and couldn't find a simple shirt-jacket.
>>489014076Oh sorryI had to google it, now I understand
>>489013512Voltorb Flip
Was Rouxls being a pirate in Chapter 2 a reference to internet piracy?
Deltarune chapter 3's mandatory Tetra Master tournament
>>489014813What else would it be?
Why the fuck does Susie have so much ABDL art.
>>489014943https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MXVsZGQPBAQ
>>489010502You will NEVER get with Jean Grey
>>489015029Because those are the types of retards who like Susie. What’s not clicking?
>>489015740Multiple things but I'm going to stop wondering/thinking about it now because that kind of weird fetish seems to have extra-sad backstory stuff attached at least 50% of the time and I hate it even more.
>>489015605That's fucked up man.
>>489015029I see that fetish way too often in search results and it always kills my boner. I think it's just that it's such a repulsive fetish that any encounter of it sticks out, resulting in it seeming way more abundant in our heads
>>489015029ABDL?
>>489016139mohammed abdl from jojo part 3
>>489016224I don't think that's what that means, actually.
>>489016139Adult Baby Diaper Lover
>>489015979it's fucked up because if it was just the Diaps™ i just wouldn't like it and would even laugh at it because of how silly it is, but they always have to throw in age regression- simulated or otherwise- or loss of identity or mental ineptitude that reads more like brain damage than being a kid and holy fuck that shit makes me squeamish like you wouldn't believe, i hate it so much fucking CHRIST
>>489016363That's hilarious.
diapsguy LOVES the current thread topic
Stop talking about diapers you guys make me sick
I FUCKING LOVE DIAPERSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>489016527Is Diaps Guy a hire by C. Holiday specifically so he makes people so sick when they enter the town hall that they don't make it past the secretary to bother her?
>>489016580She has Rudy fucking Asgore’s ass in the entryway so nobody can physically enter her office
Thread going to shit? Just post a gote!
>>489016724>going to shitin a diap-
Shit as in pee pee poopoo funny diarrhea
>>489016724>Thread going to shit? Just piss in it!
>>489016381no it's massively fucked up I agree with youI know people shouldn't be prudes about fetishes but something like that is really crossing the line for me, it's so fucking uncomfortable
What if instead of Diaps Guy he was Snipes Guy and he was a sniper
>>489016724ralsei cant shithes not an NFL
Dobson and Pamperchu thread rn
>>489016978he'd still be Diaps Guy from having to wear adult ones and lying in the same place for hours or days on end waiting for his target
>>489017056it's not a dobson thread unless you eat computers*vores queen*
>>489016956thank you for agreeing that i'm not alone in my squeamishness in this godforsaken world
Why does Diaps Guy exist, really? Is toby making a diaperfag joke on purpose
>>489017056literally where is the dobson, he was never into diapers
I've never understood why people could find age regression hotThat includes stuff like self inserting as a shota for /ss/ shit, like why do you want to be a kid
>>489017307Hes into it
>>489017397Because I'm old and my back hurts, didn't have that problem when I was a kid.
Fave got blown up by the floating mine after they triggered the laser tripwire.
>>489017397trauma. serious, serious trauma too fucked up to comprehend.
>>489017397Being old isn't fun.Even Asriel agrees.
>>489017397>become age regressed>now you are just as smart as an adult and now can fit into tiny areas no one will suspect a person to be
See me licking that faveussy
>>489017948no the age regression always comes with losing the adult-smarts too, and that's the fucked up part
Burgerpants: Look, Ma, I'll be home in 10 minutes, okay?Burgerpants: *pushes the doorbell*Burgerpants: Hey, how you doing? You ordered a Glampizza? You have to be fucking crazy or drunk to order anyway. I expect a $20 tip.
Fuck age regression, let's get an erection about age stagnation
>>489018150adult smarts as in all knowledge or adult smarts as in good decision making?like lets say you keep all of what you've learned as an adult but you've lost the ability to make reasonable decisions and make hasty reckless ones instead leading to you eating shit
>>489018674i'm not playing your game anon
Slime Monster: Mom found the slime draw
>>489018674I think that's called being drunk
>>489018648that happens to everyone thoughyou age, then you dont age anymore and your body degrades until you die
>>489018898Not me, I'm going to live forever.
Asriel has been sleeping in class for at least 3 days now and the professor is about to talk to him about it
What if Temmie crawled into your ass and vibrated intensely against your prostate
What if I crawled inside Temmie thru her mouth
>>489019036Someone should probably check his pulse. Usually people can't just outright sleep for 3 days straight.
no one was posting berdly you low functioning autist
What would you do if Temmie shoved a pitchfork in your ass and killed you
Fire Monster dies after a water sprinkler goes off in her apartment
>>489019386I would die but I'd cum first
>>489019303the post doesn't have to exist for him to be mad about it
>>489019083>TEMMIE NO THAT'S TOO DEEP->*thunk*>*clench*>*bwomp*>*brap*>*muffled hOI*
Skeleton monster Davy Jones dies in fatal car crash on highway 92
>>489019449>>489019256>>489019635>>489019823Relax.
Thank you for countering the vile, invisible Berdly crowspam posts that only you can see. It must be hard work for a hero like you.
Bratty gets caught masturbating again in the ICE-Es restrooms
Its very telling how berdshit crowspamed so hard that its still the word used to describe his style of threadshitting
>>489012345What object should vore the Lighteners?
>exactly two minutes and one second for uploading between each post>just automated image posts, no direct replies or even a 'fuck off xshit' fielddid he really get so buttflustered as to set up an automated dump?
The amount of full weird routes you do will affect your bad ending1 weird route will just make Noelle standoffish 4 weird routes will have Noelle kill everyone7 weird routes will reveal Deltarune was all in her head
>>489020110Iunno, feels more like a Catty thing to doBratty masturbates in seedy back alleys
>>489020110At some point they gotta put her on the sex offender registry this is getting out of control
>game comes out>berdly appears in the light world again>this is too MUCH for fobgod to tolerate>switches to snowgrave save so berdly can be dead and never appear to remind him of his enemy again>completes game in snowgrave only>gets into arguments on the thread again>outs himself as a secondary retard by missing basic facts about the normal route that anyone who played it would've known>calls anyone who mocks him for not knowing the normal route's plot berdshitthis WILL happen
>>4890203088 weird routes and Noelle votes republican
>>489020308>5 weird routes puts everyone in an ironic hell
>>489020375she gets away with it because she's so hot, duh
10 Weird Routes and a hyper realistic Kris Deltarune comes out of your computer screen
>>489020238Fuck off birdshit. Is that better? It is sort of implied.
>>489020456I thought that said noelle vores republicanThis place is fucking with my mind
>>489020443this is a funny parody of how all the furry shippers will react when Kris is still the main character continues to interact with characters other than Ralsei and Berdly
Undyne is investigated but found innocent after a alleged assault of a homeless man
12 Weird Routes and Noelle drinks some Tang.
>>489020701How about accepting that you lost and berdGOD won
>>489020743>*ANDfag thirdie babble*huh?
>>489020743>Unironic IESLB
>>489020885>>489020886I'm deliberatly making typos and changing my typing style to piss off dossierfags like you btwalso its interesting how its always two instant replies
kris standing next to asriel and asriel posting vile alphys blobs and kerdshit gay furry blobs and kerdly so trueriel
The Knight will be the human from the prophecy
>>489015029She's the main female character of the game. She's going to have the most of all types of art, especially fetish stuff.Although, now that I think of it, (and before I go further, in case anyone is wondering why I'm so familiar with this topic: I used to be friends with someone who turned into a diaperfur and corrupted half of the rest of that friendgroup and a few discords we were in. I now have a greater insight into the psychology of diaper fetishes than I would wish upon anyone else.) Susie is initially introduced as a stereotypical bully, and characters like that are fairly common as antagonists in cartoons made for very young children. She also has a somewhat petulant personality, which is a plus for brat fetishists. Furthermore, there's the self-degradation aspect. Susie acts like a bully because she feels like her life is hopeless, which is something I believe a lot of abdl fetishists can relate to. They tend to have very low opinions of themselves, they think they're lost causes. "I might as well masturbate to this diaper porn. I might as well start behaving like a petulant child in every area of my life. I might as well burn every bridge with every normal person I know. It's not like I have a future anyhow." That's the mindset of a diaper fetishist, or at least the ones I've met. Miserable people who get off to their own misery and want to drag everyone else down with them. I can see how someone with a diaper fixation might be interested in Susie, especially at her lowest.>>489016381Indeed. It chills my blood to imagine what those kinds of people might do if they ever find a partner. Manipulation, degradation, complete disregard for human rights, destruction of every single friendship that person once had, complete and utter sabotage of career and social skills and physical ability and any hope of rejoining society... Anyone who would "consent" to that sort of thing is mentally unwell and shouldn't be taken advantage of.
I think if someone has to resort to unironically posting Sharpie-on-printer-paper, actual middle school faux-anime Deviantart autism, they've pretty much automatically lost whatever point they were going for.
>>489021115Nerve status?
Noelle killed him in cold blood and they just left the body in Hometown Library.
>>489021067you must have a very important anonymous reputation to uphold
>>489021214nerves AND asriel in 2022
>>489021260I unironically doYou have no idea how deep this goes or how long it has been going for
Human Boss: Well everyone! I'm proud to say that sales are up by 40%! I want to thank each and every one of you for your hard work and dedication! Except for you, Larry the Elephant, your fired... for your frankly disgusting comments on Payton...Larry: She should be in a barn getting milkedEveryone in the room: LARRY!
>>489021154thank you for further explaining, this is actually kind of interesting for how abhorrent the whole deal is. i didn't even make the brat personality and PBS antagonist connections.
In 2005, with the approval of Toby Fox, UNICEF made a commercial featuring Deltarune characters getting bombs dropped on them.
I think the gay furry kris hater AND asriel guy is the dumbest person (in terms of argumentative capability) in the threadEvery post he makes radiates extreme down syndrome
What if I told you, I know a place where you can get free faves.
You would have to be insane to think there are gay furries posting here
they hate krisriel because they hate gotesbut they also like kralsei becauseuhhhhhthey erm.............*emergency deflect mode activated*i'm so glad the thread heroes are here to save us from vile nice gote posting with their on topic alphys asshole blob
>>489021765>hate kris>hate gotes>ship kris with a gote because you are a gay furry shipperwhats not to get
>>489021954krisriel is also a gay ship with kris you fucking retardyou insist it's not because of the incest and it's because they hate gotes but you've not explained this at all
Monster Squid Manager: Mama said I should be an office manager, just like my father, but we are squids.... I don't know how he did it.... but.... Oh there you are Jim! you got to get these emails sent for me! I can't type!Jim: Sure thing boss!
It's so cool that this thread is full of psychos who all hate a different character and if you post about their particular trigger character they just go full schizo mode for hours.
Hometown teenager arrested for threatening to bomb the Hometown education center
>>489022035You hate Krisriel (platonic) because its a healthy sibling relationship and thats not quirky enough for /utg/ and it gets in the way of everyone being a gay neuro divergent teen who does drugs and sucks and fucks each other
>>489020238Yeah, it's most likely an automatic spambot doing it at this point. His text posts tend to lack images nowadays, which is pretty unusual, and as of recently he occasionally pretends to be some unrelated second berdly hater. (even though nobody else outside of tumblr is that dedicated to berdly hating) It kinda seems like he's using one device to spam images while making angry text replies on another device.
>>489022170Or alternatively just start seething absolutely unprompted about their hate character when no one was posting them at all.Case in point: >>489019256>>489019449>>489019635>>489020013>>489020203
>>489022192Kris: It was BerdlySusie: It was BerdlyNoelle: It was BerdlyCatti: It was BerdlyJockington: It was BerdlyMonster Kid: It was BerdlySnowdrake: It was BerdlyTemmie: It was Berdly
>>489022316>>489022318Take your L birdshit.
>everything that isnt blogposting and nice stinky anuses is spam>only one person hates berdshitso true
can i post topchef without triggering someone
>>489022515
>>489022502I agree that berdfag's posts suck, so why not show me which posts of his were made shortly before Fuck Off Berdshit started his thing?
>>489022515Susieguy fucking hates topchef
>>489022441bold words coming from a walking pile of fail.
Get you somebody that loves you as much as FOBkun hates Berdshit
Kingy tumtum delicious
>>489022615Off yourself topshit!
>>489022630Whats interesting is this time it wasnt triggered by berdshit itself but by orbiters randomly defending berdshit out of nowhere
Random drive thru worker: Welcome to Daves can i get you the triple tender combo?Kris Susie: Fuck no!Random drive thru worker: ...Kris Susie: Can I get the triple tender combo?Random drive thru worker: Bruh.... *starts speaking in wing dings*
>>489022502And are these "stinky anus" posts in the room with us right now?
>>489022847It's almost like I read the thread or something.
>>489022746fuck off birdshit, he got frozen and nothing will unfreeze him.
>Chapter 3-4 releases>We’re going through 6-8 threads a day>Actual game discussion>In the corner, the old gaggle of shitposters are still running through their subroutine>They don’t get any (You)sSoon.
>>489023008Fuck off Boneshit
Spamton: HEY [Little Sponge] THE ATM HAS A 99c FEED AND I DON'T THE CHANGEEEEEEESpamton: CAN YOU HELP YOUR OLD PAL SPAMTON OUT?
>>489022981Would you say that jacktimmy isnt a threadshitter just because there isnt any jackshit in the thread right now?
>>489022994>there is a conscious mind, a real human being, spamming against his thread nemesis 24/7grim
>>489023008Oh no, you switched to your third ip address, how scary.
>>489023123no
There’s your cue, wojaktimmy
Fuck off Tobyshit, your game is never coming out and your girlfriend left you
>>489023162Would you say seething about Wojaktimmy before he's posted anything at all is a reasonable way to deal with a threadshitter?
>>489023337This current bout of fobshit started because someone started randomly getting angry about how disrespected berdshit is
AND kerdly blobs and Alphys and ass and hey wait what are you doing nononononoNONONONO STOP TALKING ABOUT CHAPTER 3 AND 4 STOPSTOPSTOP THIS ISN’T STIMMIES I’LL GO INTO OVERDRIVE SHITPOST MODE STOP NO- *gets 3 day’d*
>>489023293Chara canonically dies
>>489023463so does asriel shottaspammer.
>>489023445Actually, it started out of fucking nowhere>>489019256Nothing remotely related to him was being discussed beforehand.
>>489023461>STOP TALKING ABOUT CHAPTER 3 AND 4I dont remember ever getting angry over game discussion getting in the way of my blogposting or porndumping but thats probably because I'm not doomerfag or berdshit
I love Trashy
>>489023623I'm not an Asrielfag
>>489023648There is anus erp posts right about that
Wait, was it the fucking temmie crawling into your ass post that triggered this FOB meltdown because he saw "ass" and freaked out? Does berdshit own an entire body part?
>>489023461>STOP TALKING ABOUT CHAPTER 3 AND 4 STOPSTOPSTOP THIS ISN’T STIMMIES I’LL GO INTO OVERDRIVE SHITPOST MODE STOP NOAnon nobody cares. Even Kraut's more than happy to talk about the game if everybody else is.
>>489023785I can tell you are.
On one hand, seeing the current community pillars get BTFO’d by a solid 2-3 years of actual content discussion will be satisfying, but on the other hand I dread whatever new Kingfag/Burstfag/Berdfag/Literallyanyshipfag-tier sperglord is going to find out about this game, learn about this general, bunker down here permanently, and become the new headache for the rest of the decade
>>489023153Noellefag you don’t use change on a atm it takes it from the card
>>489023975
i have been holding in my shit for 4 days..... because i have to shit out my ass to get it out and asses remind me of... HIM..... oh god no i'm about to explode
is the discord still open
>>489023874even if it wasnt him he normalized anus fetishism on /utg/just like how the tum tum gang are trying to institutionalize vore here
>>489023765Need can.........
BIG BOOBIE chara with a SEXILICIOUS green hoodie and CUTE blushies and TIGHT pants
>>489024009how do you know its him?
I like Chara and Asriel and Berdly.
>>489024128>normalized>institutionalizedSHUT THE FUCK UP YOU TWITTERITE
>>489024028that fanart honestly looks cool as hell but seeing you posting thinking it will enrage me is funny as hell.
>>489024028Let Spade King out of your belly, he is trapped and you are holding him inside your stomach, he is wasting away as you type all these replies. Spit out Spade King right now or he will never love you. Spade King will die in Chapter 3 because you ate him.
>>489024128Voreshit was normalized here YEARS before the kingy bingy shit wdymRemember that weird thread OC who was just Noelle but pointy and she vores peopleThey've been here for much longer
>>489024117yeah
>>489024335NopeShut up and touch some grass
>>489024306Why?
>>489024359>Remember that weird thread OC who was just Noelle but pointy and she vores peopleLet’s be real, 90% of the shitpost crew are too new for that
>>489024318>fobby paraphrasing one of my posts to make one of his alter egos sound more cool and unbotheredI'm flattered.
>>489024335kys vorefaggot
gote marriage
>>489024289Because he’s a dude who gets neetbucks and says he doesn’t understand math so he probably doesn’t know that atms charge your card if they have fees
What if Chara's retarded plan backfired because they ended up surviving the poison?
>>489024793not a good idea
>>489024803brilliant deduction as always infoGODi look forward to your dossiers
>>489024765nice new ip kingfag.
>>489024803ok
I always think "forward operating base"
>>489024841Chara now becomes a poison-elemental
>>489024335No one has King in their belly, shut the fuck up and stop dedicating your life to bullying some autist to deathShe's not coming back anyway.
>>489025026>nearly dies>becomes monster>plan can no longer work because no human soulgood thinking stupid tiny child
>>489025084She's not coming back because she died during Spade King unbirth
is this f!charafag or just someone larping as him
>>489025190It's some underage retard who avatarfags with Sans and Storyshift Chara
>>489025190For some reason the Sans avatarfag (it really feels like people here have gone so batshit crazy that they’re just making new sockpuppet personas to pass the time) avatarfags as Chara too, separate from the usual Charafag wall of text guy
Hot Take: What if Chara was just a particularly troubled child and wasn't evil at all.
What if fave became Lord of the Frenzied Flame
Kingfag I know it's you because your last deleted post was exactly 3 days and 2 hours ago and nobody else defended you in your absencePlease just leave the thread, being banned was the best thing that can happen to your mental health
Undertale hot takes are dated, GRANDPAIt’s all about Deltarune headcano- I mean hot takes now tea theory
why are charafags all mentally illi ask this as one myself
What if Chara had massive tiddy
>>489025675all the young character faves attract mentally ill people (it’s just a coincidence i’m sure)
>>489025675Which Undertale/Deltarune fan isn't mentally ill?
>>489025519I like this idea a lot sense it adds some well needed character depth to chara.
After all this memeing about dossiers I'm kinda curious now what that initial unironic "I'm keeping a dossier on this" guy was going on about.
The more time passes the madder people are going to be when their headcanons are proven to be totally wrong. There will be a ton of people dropping the game after chapter 3-4 drops which is why Toby keeps delaying it, he's nervous.
>>489025851>character depthSomething you sorely lack.
>>489025919I have to wonder what’s the most deranged headcanon someone has about what will happen in the next 2 chapters that they earnestly believe
>nobody likes the show enough to fund it so The /utg/ Show has to reuse actors for new characters
>>489025851I think it's reasonable enough to apply some of the character traits we see in Kris to Chara.They probably were just a weird ass kid with some trauma/problems. Kris in Deltarune doesn't have it nearly as bad as Chara does since they've been with the Dreemurrs all their life or for the most of it.
I wish the IP count was still here so we could see how abysmal this place's amount of unique users really isThere was a thread with like 40 before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j5BXUF_4PP0
>>489026095I've been a featured player 10 different times nowit's becoming hard to come up with new gimmicks
>>489026253ackchuaully that thread had 37 IPs (I only know this because I screencapped it)
>>489025919Meta ut/dr schizo theory: It's intentional. Toby never expected Undertale to be as popular as it is and he hates being a celebrity, so he's trying to lose fans on purpose.
>>489026286hello ANDasrielfagadmitting to trollhood i see
>>489026330This will be Mayor Holiday in chapter 6
>>489026330Undertale/Deltarune?
Shut up, Buzz. I'll kill you.
>>489026330Have I been cursed?
>>489026253it's probably lower than that now.I'd guess there's been about 27 unique posters ITT.
>>489026330I look like this.
Kingy wingy inside me
>>489026412>jumping at shadowsvery telling
>>489026579ough~
>>489026538no, but this thread has.
Have u ever been caught jacking it to pics of ur fav?
kingote!
>>489026096Okay so this is only tangentially related to what you said (Kris being Chara), but this reminds me that I wonder if part of why this game has been in development hell for so long is because, on top being autistic about his (supposed) [literal] fever dream game, he also feels compelled with have to follow up on some hanging plot threads from Undertale>Skelebros>Gaster>Probably what the Red Soul definitively means>Kris’s connection to Frisk/Chara (or lack there of)>Where are all the fucking humans (okay this is a stretch)>”Suzy”>Asriel>The song by the sea (Onionsan and maybe Riverperson)>Probably some other shit I’m forgetting
>>489026538Curses aren't real, it's just an unsettling image. I wouldn't be surprised if fobby was trying to curse us though.
What if Noelle said she hated small business owners
>>489026538CURSE YE HA ME HAAAAAA
Chara is so lovely. I want to massage his hips and thighs and feet.
>>489026805he cyoot and huggable!
>>489026046Not in the next 2 but I think it's possible Susie has a dead human sibling, and that a Darkner related to that sibling's favorite object will appear alongside Ralsei and Dess's guitar.And that the dead human sibling is the reverse of Kris, being a Chara-colored human with Frisk's blue shirt.I somehow eventually came to this conclusion by thinking about the implications of the main three Lightners being CMYK-colored and Ralsei therefore being part of an RGB trio based on their older siblings.
And stop starin at me with them BIG OL EYES
>>489026920Small business owners are the vanguard of fascism.
I don't even want to have sex with fave my feelings run so much deeper than thatit kills me that they aren't real and I will never be with them every time I think about it makes me want to give upanyone else feel this?
>>489027001Please gib full
>>489027416
https://voca.ro/1mFaQkg7VERRhttps://voca.ro/1mNPpK7PkKXjhttps://voca.ro/1o2vbfCDBx4PSo, now that we've been looking for the "canon" Papyrus voice, I have an excuse to repost these. How close do y'all think I am?
I love how somebody got pissed over someone getting how ATMs work wrong
>>489027436I love fave with all my heart and want to build a happy and mutually supportive home life with him.But I also want to tie him to the bed frame and tongue his foreskin out.
I don't open vocaroo links from this place anymore. Sorry.
>>489027742l-lewd! that's not what I meant at all anon!!!
>>489027768Because of the kingfag screams isn’t it?
>>489027910Probably that and AIslop
>>489024967>he hasn't memorized typing styles to know it's not herhow embarrassing, your infobroker skills need work
>>489027436I want fave to be real but I do not want fave to be with me
what does kingfag's voice sound like
I miss schizo theories with a lot of explanation behind them
>>489028028constipated banshee
Fiber
>>489028028her screaming sounds like a donkey getting a cactus shoved up it's ass.
Papyrus's canon voice is Toby doing a Skeletor impersonation
>>489027476Yeah sure, here you go.
Why doesn't kingfag just marry Spade King if she loves him so much?Talk about skill issue ahuhuhuu!
Sans's canon voice is MayMayMayMayMayMayMayMayMayMayMayMay
>>489028356Like the Japanese guy who married Hatsune Miku?
>>489027302SWING YOUR ARMS FROM SIDE TO SIDE
>>489028120>>489028253i cannot imagine it
How do I see kingfag's nudes
>>489028341k but what about that cropped one?she looks like she's looking down at me.
>>489028227What
To the few Temly supporters in this general what do you picture their adult dynamic as? To me it would a part gaming buddies part mastermind and minion(but actually wanted this time) sort of thing, him trying and failing to use Temmie's gadgets for...whatever she's plotting.>I...don't actually want to fight you guys. >It's just that, if I don't, Temantha will have made these rocket gloves for nothing!
>>489028028She actually posted a vocaroo where she wasn't crying and actually talked, albeit she was yelling at the top of her lungs like always.
Catwich makes me hungry
>>489028635in a vore way or regular way
>>489028453AIEEEEE!I could just eat him all up! >\\<
>>489028562Ah my bad.
I am full of Catwich and I am cumming!
>>489028732Vore
>>489028454https://vocaroo.com/1ivj7vVW86FSheres the recording so you can see it for yourself
>>489028742dont do that hes been dead already once
>>489028860God this is so hot
>>489028860>see it for yourselfYou can't see sound you fucking dumbass retard idiot numbskull mongoloid
>>489028635I mean regular...? I want to eat her ass not vore her.
>>489029001>You can't see sound you fucking dumbass retard idiot numbskull mongoloidSays you
>>489028860wow>>489028253was right
>>489028860I feel so fucking awful for laughing but it makes me think of the donkey soijak every time
imagine what would happen if the fun gang travel to a dark world that has a pool table in it
>>489028742dont pull a kingfag on asriel.
>/utg/ - undertale/deltarune general>look inside>kiwifarms
>>489028745I am at peace now.Catwich butte... I am yours...
>>489029248Kingfriend IS similar to Chris Chan in many ways...
>>489029231that's not "pulling a kingfag""pulling a kingfag" would be screeching at anyone who dares to use that expression and cutting yourself
>>489029248>kiwifarmsI mean kingfag is a Chris chan-like. So yes.....?
>>489028860Kek she should really spit out kingy doe
Don't. Call. ANYBODY!
love your gote
>>489029462she's not here, let it go
>>489028745I want to fuck this autistic cat.
>>489029248I honestly don't know how you can be a fan of Undertale and Deltarune and think that this bullying harrassment shit isn't morally reprehensible. I guess that's just the nature of this shitty website. People want to mock and ridicule and provoke the mentally ill to feel good about themselves.
>>489029472We meet again old friend.
Chara will appear in Deltarune as a MAN that escaped twink death
Assgore assvoreing his wife Toriel
>>489029691Holy shit you are retarded. That's not the real Kingfag it's an anon namefagging to make a Chris-Chan joke
DONT HURT MY SONMY BEST FRIENDMY HOMIEMY MAIN SQUEEZE
>>489029581She is doe >>489023123
>>489029681Gasterfriend?
>I honestly don't know how you can be a fan of Undertale and Deltarune and think that this bullying harrassment shit isn't morally reprehensible.because the power of friendship anime bullshit is the worst part of the games retard
>>489027739BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO KNOW THAT YOU FUCK
>>489029821>respond to a fob(irdshit) reply with a fob(oneshit) reply>somehow this means it's kingfagliterally anyone could have made this joke
what do you mean how at the moments work you stupid bastard
>>489029764the only chris chan joke I know is the "OFF, THE , INTERNET" one and him fucking his mom, sorry.
>>489030107>make asgore name pun>trigger fob PTSD
>>489030107Based.
>>489029821>>489030094meanwhile this one >>489025084 is much more her typing style
>>489030152"don't call anybody" is when cwc peppersprayed the gamestop employee
>>489030182Should people really be making analvore puns about gotes though?
>>489030241She also makes kill yourself posts and fuck off boneshit posts doe
>>489030325Yes
Chapter 2 is full of twitter references that are now completely outdated.Because the game is going to take another 5 years to be complete what other references do you think are going to be outdated by the time it's done?
>>489030004How's it feel knowing you've wasted your life harrassing vulnerable individuals. You're never getting that time back.
>>489030436Skibidi toilet
>>489030402she doesn't make boneshit posts she calls him "avaturd"
>>489030182lmao
No Gasterfag-like posts AT ALL for the past 3 days despite several kingy wingy baits being posted, yet now that it's been 3 days since Kingfag's ban he's here?Look Kingfag I'm only exposing you because I want you to fucking leave. Get off the god damn thread, post a soijak if you want to get yourself banned to force it, just stop coming here and worsening your mental health.
I like how wojaktimmy used to disrupt the Deltarune discussion more than anyone else but now he is completely mogged by Kingfag and now he's bored of the persona and barely even spams here anymore (plus he got grounded)
It’s really weird to me that there’s like 3-4 autists who will just idle around and do nothing until you name drop them, then they suddenly activate shitpost mode
>>489030561Gasterfag is a troll, he probably waited 3 days specifically for this reason
>>489030475I haven't harassed her, I've encouraged her to leave. Or should I say you to leave?
>>489030680case in pointWOJAKTIMMY the TIMMY who posts WOJAKS SOIJAKS BASEDJAKS JAKTIMMY
I think you guys think I'm a thread guy when I'm really just a guy who's casually browser the thread since 2021 and finds this shit morally reprenhensible, like any normal person would. Maybe disconnect from this place for a while and find a hobby or something more productive to do
>>489030561Why would Kingfag undergo a purse owner
>>489030685Kingfag also said he was a troll when literally no one else thinks thatYou're not slick
>>489030475Time well spent.The collateral from moralfags like you just makes it more delicious. It's like double dipping.
>>489030848nta this is such copium lmaoeveryone here has wasted their life
wouldnt it be terrible if people made posts about appreciating asriel instead of this
>>489030993>wouldnt it be terrible if people made posts about appreciating asriel instead of this
>>489030993You can't do that.
>>489030475I feel amazing. 10/10 experience.
>>489030993it would be terriblei never want to see another asriel post ever again
>>489031038yeah thats what I said
>>489030938Time is only wasted if you believe you could've done something better with it.
>>489030791>when literally no one else thinks thatExcept for me apparentlyYou really think you can speak for everyone here?
Kingy!He’s so delish!Kingy!He’s a wonderful dish!Kingy!So yum and tasty!Kingy!Perfect when I’m hungry!Kingy!No escaping me, Kingy Wingy!Kingy!Get in mah belly!
>>489031128Too bad.
>>489031058>>489031105these arent nice appreciative gote posts btw
>>489027001Why did kingfag hate this cat anyway? I don't know the lore, just that she hates it. Was it just because it's an OC?
jannies when?
You guys make r/Deltarune look sane
>>489030475Time you enjoyed wasting was not wasted.
>>489031234good ending where frisk stays with asriel and turns into their goat sib..
*scuttles in**does my scuttlebug dancearoo*
>>489031287At least we dont have people who get angry over Kris being misgendered...
>>489030993shush
>>489031287The difference is that r/Deltarune's insanity is mostly fake insanity because every subreddit is trying to be le funni BatmanArkham(Save for anything about Kris's pronouns, that's genuine)/utg/ insanity is real schizophrenia
Noelle tried to talk to Berdly!But it failed.
>>489030748Why do you care so much about mentally ill people who refuse to do anything to improve their lives? All they have to do is close the tab if they aren't enjoying themselves, I'm having fun here.
>>489031337Acceptable ending
>>489031268It's because she lost a contest to make the cat more deltarune-related (she made her take later and lost the popular vote)
>>489031287Didn't r/deltarune have a similar meltdown like BatmanArkham? It was like >know your genocides or >jaundice
>>489031435she didn't lose
>>489031416Kek based
>>489031496Yes she did.
Storyshift!Chara is for mindbreak
goat fans are all sicky nasty child killers who want to glenn quagmire vore innocent goats
>>489031367Instead you collect voice clips and pictures of and constantly obsess over new ways to tease and mock a mentally ill woman online? So much cooler... than le soi redditors...
>>489031435Was it a speed contest or quality contest? And that sounds childish. She lost both ways and still held a grudge for like 2 years? So she basically hates it for no reason.
>>489031524>falling for obvious baitgrim
>>489031367we used tothose people have probably left by now thoughkris is malehe has a penishe doesn't actually give a fuck about pronouns
>>489031541/'m not doing that
>>489031421You could just ignore her. If this is your idea of "fun" you've never seen the grass before
Post more goat humans.
>>489031390They will never understand what made Batman Arkham, Batman Arkham
wojaktimmy needs his stimmies orFUCK OFF BIRDSHIT!
Post more dead berds and swallowed kingies
I feel bad for Kingfag, I really do, but there's something inherently kind of funny over a grown adult getting mad over elementary school tier bullying. It's not like people are trying to break into her bank account or vandalize her house, it's literally people going "you're fat lol". Even Chris Chan was better at handling such low tier trolling.
>>489031769Are they stupid?
"I just want her to log off" which is why i post "kingy wingy in my tummy wummy" every fucking day and shit up the thread
I miss Spoid Daddy
>>489031532ew, just ew
I miss when I was a kid and thought this was cool
>>489031967He'll be back soon enough
>>489031880It’s because she feels like a tertiary cartoon character that got phased into the real world by mistake
>>489031880My bet was humiliation fetish. But that was before the cutting.
I miss ascafag
>>489031883Is there a lore reason?
>>489031702She could and should ignore me She wont though because she can't help herselfThat's on her it's been 3 years
>>489031924I'm >>489030561 which I assume you're referring to.I don't do the kingy wingy vore shit, I want her to leave and stop pretending she's an unrelated bystander so she can defend herself without making her presence known. The only way to stop getting trolled is to motherfucking leave, and maybe if her off-trip personas get called out she'll give up.
>>489031880I honestly think this is why she gets bullied so much, not just because it's easy to offend her but because the whole way she reacts to things makes her feel like a cartoon character and makes her seem less "real"
>>489031435Speaking of that contest. Did garbagefire canonize her having a fatass or did he remove that?
Berdshit and Kingshit have been posting nonstop for 6 years, and none of it was about Deltarune. They really haven't touched the grass for 1/3rd of their life.
>>489032236Sorry, berdly is a canon character whether you like it or not.
Fuck off birdshit.
what is the most sensitive part of the goat penis
I wonder if potentially every human has a hypothetical King equivalent, or if this is something that’s only possible if you’re already fucked in the head to begin with
hey watch thisASSHOLE
>>489032119>it's been 3 yearsAnd you never got bored of doing the same thing every day? For THREE FUCKING YEARS?
you either die a hero, or live long enough to see yourself become the villain
>>489032345Interior of the urethra, just before the base of the shaft.Google "goat sounds" for more information.
>>489031880I think it's a combination of her havung this self harm addiction where she can't seem to make the push to leave, combined with this bizarre psychosexual group of guys that get off on having power over her (I've seen a lot of anons openly admit to wanting to rape the Undertale and Deltarune characters here). It's like an abusive relationship but between chinese basket weaving forum members instead of any actual traditional dating arrangement
>>489032236dont forget kraut too
>>489032407I'll stop doing it when you stop laughing
>>489032348Definitely only if you are a particular brand of mentally ill. Probably combined with being extremely sheltered too.
>>489032181dude, we dont have to lie about are intentions anymore. Just admit your trolling like the rest of us and shit up the thread.
>>489032447he still hasnt fucked off though
>>489032447This one cuts deep.
>>489032652I don't give a shit if you think I'm trolling, but I'm not going to just enable her illness and agree that she needs to rely on the feds arresting all her trolls. She needs to fucking leave.
Will we ever get official Undertale/Deltarune popsicles that could only ever be described as vaguely resembling the characters they're supposed to portray?
>>489032794Who even gave her that idea to begin with?
>>489031967BABYGIRL?
r/Pikmin did the fake insanity thing better btw. And they did it first.
all me btw
Just saw an image of Asriel jorkin it
>>489033118Post it
the fact that you think that anyone defending kingfag in the thread must be kingfag herself is honestly cruel because it betrays that you secretly believe she doesn't have any friends and that nobody would ever want to stick up for herthat's really fucked up
>>489033048What would be the Tobyverse version of "no one out pikmins the hut"
I remember when Tasquefag used to be the ultimate evil, now he’s forgotten like yesterday’s dinner
>>489033143noh~
>>489033179I never forgot them pretty sure that tasquefag and fobby are one and the same
>>489033159I don't think Gasterfag is Kingfag because of that, I think he is because there's been several occasions where they post 90 seconds apart. I don't care if paying attention to that is "infobroker dossier verytelling" behavior, I wouldn't be accusing her of that without a reason.
>>489033315>Kingfag typing styleStop trying
>>489033315Add it to the dossier.
>>489033373Not once in that post did I say anything about a typing style. Are you a bot?
>>489033118concerning
>>489033272Birdshit thought the same thing and spent half a year calling me lexi for some reason. This was before the full year of berdly cuck porn commissions in an attempt to get back at me by taking down everyone's fave. I never corrected him because that was funny of him to do.
>>489033159it's probably some sort of twisted internal justification for their actions, like they convinced themselves she has no friends so they won't think about anyone who'd be affected if she an hero'd. "no one will miss her so it's perfectly ok to do this"
>>489033106Sometimes when Asriel tries restrain his true thoughts on something, a tiny Flowey will sprout from a part of his body and begin rambling and raving about whatever perceived injustice that has befallen his tiny self.This will go on for quite a while even after someone has gone to great lengths to explain and justify the situation.
>>489033471the fact you call it cuck porn is more proof you're tasquefag
>>489031989Didn't the creator post her twerking
>>489033516I act exactly like this.
>>489033179Now it's all about catwich and kraut again, baaaaaaby.
>>489033471>spent half a year calling me lexi for some reasonI completely forgot about thathe did that to me too
>>489033471does it hurt your feelings that he hasn't responded to you in weeks and everybody here just kind of agrees you're a bigger laughingstock than him at this point
Don't forget, I'm also mint and that one Asriel poster too. In fact, the whole thread can be Spartacus if they just told birdshit to fuck off.
>"commissioning cuck porn because you lost an argument">fob calls the commission cuck pornVEERYYYY telly.
>>489033669You're not mint. I'm mint. Unless?
rip wojaktimmy
Does FOBby even have a job or does he just soak up government checks
Someone should go through this entire thread and count exactly how many posts are actually on-topic.Posts mentioning characters as bait or as part of a thread personality argument (example: fobby posts) should not be counted. Genuine Undertale/Deltarune discussion only
>>489033315/pol/tard-tier schizo post. Kill yourself.
>>489033257Change "the police will never find the frozen body" to just "the police never find the body"
every thread we build up TP by barely avoiding being banished to /trash/
I'm also Timmy Turner.
>>489028573seems self-explanatory to me.
>>489034034when they reach 100% they cast suicidegrave and /utg/ immediately gets nuked forever
>>489033824>rip wojaktimmy
>I'm mint
i am no particular personality in questioni just sort of chill here
>>489034036What's your opinion on Hazel Wells from the new show who looks like fanon Frisk Undertale
>>489028860yep, that's the sound of an emotionally imbalanced person who needs to spend a long period of time offline.
And I'm Kanye West!
>>489033881This is just a hangout thread and should be banned until Chapter 3+4 release. The jannies will never do the right thing though.
>>489034329Holy shit it's the fingers in his ass man
Epic Deltarune rap battles of historyRebelcaprineVersusBramblebuttsBEGIN
>>489034226Have not watched FOP since Poof or the magic dog showed up but apparently it is good?
Why are you guys like this :(
>>489034198hi timmy
>>>489034198>hi timmy
>>489034198To where
Prosneed
Post the link to the Discord.
More like Dicksword (AKA my Johnson)
>>489034973The gotecord?
I think tasquefag isn't underage anymore him and berdfag should make up and kiss so we can talk about the games again (and talk about kingy wingies)
I'm in love with my /utg/ girlfriend.She's a schizo, and she's better than you.
>>489035035Yes.
Should I learn guitar or bass?
Wouldn't it be funny if all the off-topic arguing got nuked before archival and dropped this thread below bump limit againIt won't happen but it would be funny if it did.
>>489035305I would post the cord with the gotesIF I HAD ONE
FOB lost.
Birds do itBees do itEven educated flees do itLet's do itLet's fall in love
>>489035368Bass players gets all the pussies wet. Unless you're a gay man, then a bass player gets all the dicks hard.
>>489035519If you have to keep claiming that does it make it true?
>>489035620If you have to keep chanting gay furries hate kris does that make it true?
>>489035730swing and a miss
Fave smells like chlorine because they've been using chemicals to get rid of mold in the house.
Nobody ever says "makes my bussy wet", or "makes my cock wet", or "makes my balls wet"
>>489035368Bass, of course.
>>489035730You're like Charlie Brown trying to kick the football right before it gets taken away
>>489034226No strong opinion since I've grown out of FOP. Clips of the new show on youtube don't give a great impression though, it seems like it relies a lot on cameos of characters from the old show, and I'm not really into the art style or character designs, although they clearly put effort into it.
>>489035764Relatable!
This game made my cook steam.I wonder if anybody even knows what I'm referencing.
>>489035803because your bussy getting wet means it's leaking shit and balls don't have any way to get weti suppose precum could be dick getting wet but precum typically only happens when you're already stimulating your penor and not when you initially get horny
>>489035803I say this
>>489035206garfieldesque facial proportions.
May not have been ANDfag but the immediate need to reply multiple times with variants of "you're wrong and you guess wrong every time and you're always wrong" makes it blatantly mr. 70 deleted posts delicious son cum.png man lmao
Fuck off birdshitter!
>>489035943the anus is a mucus membrane, so it can be wet naturally
>>489036113This is huge
>>489036021this post really wets my balls.
>>489036113Add it to the dossier.
>>489035943Balls can get wet from sweating
Can't you play way more UTDR music on a guitar than a bass?
Gass
>>489026095I'll stop being only an extra in the show eventually...
>>489035881The cameo stuff is probably just what gets spread around online the most by the fans for nostalgia reasons.
>>489036141It doesn't get wet from arousal like pussy does (unless it's the pussy juice dripping down but that's a different story)
Who the fuck is ANDfag?(That's a rhetorical question, I don't actually care.)
>>489036545Fuck off crowshit!
>>489036113this post gave me an aneurysmalso very telling i guess
Amazing how fucking active this place is THREE YEARS after a content drop, from sheer drama alone
>>489035943>balls don't have any way to get wet>femanon doesn't know
>>489036538>(That's a rhetorical question, I don't actually care.)Don't care, it's the dude who rambles on about how /utg/ is full of gay furries who hate Kris "AND Asriel" and love Kerdly and Kralsei and makes no sense whatsoever.
>>489036396ter?
>>489035943>balls don't have any way to get wethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9mVfv3b-4E
>>489036653Without the drama it'd be TOO SLOW AND I'D GET NO STIMMIES I mean we're just saving it from being on bump life support hehehehehe nothing to do with me needing /utg/ to be as fast as a discord chatroom nope
>>489036698this place is full of gay furries though, and any time kris and asriel is posted it gets drowned out by diaps troll spamso they really do hate kris and asriel but love kerdly and kralsei (those dont get trolls)
>>489036653It's a mix of drama and cooming.
I don’t like any ships, except the ones that float. Get it? God, I’m funny.
>>489036980
>>489036890brown…so FUCKING brown…lookit those quesadilla munching fingies…
>>489036879What about the games would you like to talk about?
>>489037075deltarune is so devoid of actual content that there is nothing to speak of
n... NOH!!!!! NOT THE RELEASE DATE THEY'RE GOING TO TAKE AWAY MY SENSE OF POWER AND FAME FOR BEING A KNOWN TROLL ON A FURRY GAME THREAD!!!! NOOOOOOHHHHHH I HAVE TO BRING ATTENTION BACK TO THREAD DRAMAA FOBBY KRAUTSIE KINGYWINGIIEEEEEEEEEEEE *foams at the mouth and collapses*
>>489036890Finally somebody gets it!
did that gamemaker update ever come out
>>489036681- BALL SWEAT- CUM THAT DRIBBLED OUT OF THE PEEPEE AND ONTO THE BALLS- PEE- YOUR MOM'S VAGINA JUICES- YOUR MOM'S PEE- SPIT- MELTED ICE CREAM- BLOOD
The Arizonian has arrived
>>489037250This is the berdfag/kraut/gotepedofatvore gang mindset
>>489037274Toby just said they were working on it.
>>489037075Shotafat
>>489037518delicios
>>489037449Berdfag at least tries to be on-topic most of the time
>>489037550noelee...
>>489037250Why would any newfag come here to discuss Chapter 3 and 4 when they could just stay on Twitter, Reddit or Discord? Like what 15 year old is just DYING to discuss Deltarune with you animals?
>>489037550NOELLE LOOK OUT HE HAS A GIANT SCIMITAR
>>489037596gooning to fat berds and lizards isnt on topic
>Wakes up on October 31>Chapter 3&4 have been releasedOh thank god, it was all a bad dream...
>>489037596Nope, their perceived "Berdfag" is just a catch-all for anyone who posts things they don't like.
>>489037669It is when those berds and lizards are CHARACTERS FROM THE GAMES
>>489037635Miruku
Berdfag became mindbroken that a character who doesnt even appear in the game is still more popular than Berdly
>>489037804average mentality of an avatarfag
>>489037804this is completely sane and normal posting but posting him standing next to noelle and kris is horrific blobposting btw
>>489037803Very telling.
pleasepleasePLEASE don’t release the next chapters i need my safe space i need to be the thread KING i have a fucking GOD COMPLEX oh my god please i don’t want content i need my shadowboxing chatroom urgh
>>489036786welcome back gasterposter, did you hear the news about kingfag?
I’m from another general and was just scrolling through the catalog and I have to say you people are weird. Good luck on your game or whatever it is.
i will become the GOD OF THE NEW UTG
>>489037803no it isntand neither is publicly jerking off to suselle or kralsei or fat gotes
>>489037804jesus christ I can't believe my based fobby-kun sempai would post something so bizzare and un-gemmy, this is so un-skibidi.
>>489038027STOP LYING
>>489038005will you ever stop taking Ls
I'm from another general too, Scrungo General. You guys are wacky. We have civilized discussion over tea every day.
On-topic posting is impossible because our game will never release.The only thing we can do is cease to exist.
>>489038005Don't confuse me with that drama whore.
who the fuck made the /co/ thread?
fuck you all*gulps all the thread personalities whole*
this is why avatarfagging was a mistake
>>489038258>The only thing we can do is cease to exist.Ah, freedom...
>>489038068sure but you have to suck me off first.
>>489037804Based post.
Do not let Berdfag continue ruining the thread.
>>489038282How are you gasterbuddy
Kekacheekkraoropykeroopyroodylolololmaokekaroo!
>/utg/ browses /co/Yikes!
The depths of your foolishness!
Greetings.I am Threadshitter.
>>489038334That Sans AU one?
>>489038437love me some deltarune fan secret boss themes on a night like this.
>>489038664yeah that one
it’s so fucking obvious this is all one big coordinated strike from a discord it’s hilarious good work
Whatever happened with the proposal to turn this place into quirky rpg general? It seemed like a good idea.
>>489037804>>489037912>>489037915>>489038097>>489038464It's edited copypasta from /v/ about the trailer to the new Fable game from years ago
And then the animatron- I mean the community pillars will become unquirky on Monday
>>489038594I don't. I hate cartoons. I only watch anime, and even then that's only a few.
>>489038594are we supposed to only be here?
>>489038364I accept this fate.
Can we get to 1000 posts in this epic thread
Spryavalanche won
yo this thread is aids
>>489038878Toby witnessed no pantsu Azzy.
>>489039052>t. jesse pinkman
i think brown boys are hot
>>489038878please tell me this twitter exchange was fake
People in the catalog are gonna think we got new content or a hopeful Toby tweet or something and then look at the thread to see it's just this again
>>489038878I always think about this. Toby calling Frisk a boy and interacting with a furry porn artist. Peak 2015 era Toby before he started talking like a Nintendo PR executive
>>489039137Heyyyyyy
>>489038936We can do anything we set our minds to.
Hey guys!
>>489039191Nobody uses the /vg/ catalogue
>>489038751I see.
>>489039301I do.
Don’t make a new thread this time. It isn’t worth it. I know one of the trolls will do it anyway but it’s worth a shot to ask.
>>489039301I've got no patience I've got no resolveI will stimmy screw the catalog
I'm a gay furry but I don't care who ships what characters or not. Love is love. Ship whoever you want.
Baking a gote thread
>>489039395Thats ok as long as you dont commission a bunch of spite porn and edits that you spam for over a year
Baking a gote in my oven yummy yummy
>>489039257
Noelle if she was Michael Jackson:You know I'm gayI'm gayYou know it (Really really gay)
>>489039496Don't worry. Only straight people do that.
>>489039665I’m straight and I’ve never done that.
YES!! I ADMIT IT!!! I’M FULL OF KINGY!!!!!!
>>489039729Let it go
>>489039187it's real
>>489039496I don't have the money to commission furry porn, because I'm not a university student.
>>489039783Let it goCan't hold it back anymore
iv avoided /utg/ for months and this place got WORSE
>>489039715I didn't say that all straight people do that. Learn how to visualize venn diagrams in your head so that you can avoid further embarrassments like this one.
>>489039906why would it have gotten better lol
*skedaddles away after falseflagging and messing up their dossiers on other posters* teeheehee~
>>489039927i visualized the venn diagram but then i thought the two circles with the overlap in the middle looked like butt cheeks with an anus and ANUSES MAKE ME THINK OF BERDFAG so YOU made me think of berdshit THEREFORE YOU ARE BERDSHIT ARRRGHHHHH
KrautFOBkingberdyukitimmy in my bum bum
I miss the anon who was making a Chapter 3 schizoboss OC based on the knockoff controller
>>489040075The two circles was Asgore's moobs.
>>489039974i dunno honestly but sheesh
Kiss me.
>>489040281
Kill me.
Yo mama.
>>489040075So true. I was secretly berdshit this entire time.
i have falseflagged as fobby, tasquefag, timmy, mint, ANDasrielfag, ppfag and kraut's orbiter all in this same threadand they're all inside my tummy yummy :3
>>489040473Later.
>>489040663zased agent of chaos-anon
>>489040842Precious
I sneezed.
>>489040842*minutes later*frozen chicken mmm
>>489040918And then they had SEX
>>489040663nice, falseflag as me next.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^Me when the doctor tells me to open my mouth and say aah:
I prefer queenie in my tum tum
uhuhuhuhu~i'm berdfag and i like spending money on spite porn~
>>489041150I keep misreading spite porn as sprite porn
I hate you people
>>489041150No you're Muffet
>>489041054me when I see Berdley drawing a map of my eyes
>>489041150no, that's the other guy. I've never commissioned art.
>>489041207Whatchu mean "you people"
my bad*ahem*i'm libertarian berdfag and i am way more cooler than the other berdfag
>>489041207That's extremely understandable, in fact I agree with you fully.
Libertarian Berdfag is just Berdfag's Liquid Chris except without the part where Chris gets annoyed and baited into competitions
Hail Stalin.
>>489040918And then he told him to get rid of those yee yee ass pink horns.
>>489041404There's a pretty sizeable difference between actually impersonating someone and just sharing a favorite character.
>>489039528
Fuck Deltarune I just want a girl that lets me autistically ramble about Souls games for hours
Mentally breaking Ralsei
Metally steaking Ralseimmmm metal steak in his tummy
The next game here is called.......Fuck the Robot
Pepper Steak
Pee pee Steak
i love you guys :)
>>489041971OFF
>>489041467
What if we all had massive amounts of gay sex like right now>But I'm straightI didn't fucking ask
>>489042109>you are what you eat
>>489040153You think there's OC and productive discussion in this shithole anymore?
>>489042261Of course not. That's why I miss him
>>489042261think chapter 3 will bring that /utg/ back?
hooba steak
skibidi torielet
holy shit over 1000 posts
>>489042359if we EVER FUCKING GET IT: yes absolutely, there will be content to post and draw and theorize about and we'll get another decent stretch before individual retards suck up all the air in the room and make the general about themselves, it'll just move too fast, ORGANICALLY
>>489042507the final thread
Now the second game is called "You're Pretty Much an Idiot (For the NES)"
>>489042507We did it guys.
>>489042531finally...
>>489042429skibdi dop dop dop my child skibidi double-u pie pie
>>489042548
>>489042517You just want new content in order to find new things to mindbreak people with. Don't tell me you ACTUALLY enjoy Deltarune.
guys, should I make the new thread?
>>489042859Kingfag and her mental breakdowns didn't even spawn from Chapter 2She's obsessed with a Chapter 1 characterSame thing with Berdfag actually he liked Berdly way before Chapter 2
>>489042892kill yourself instead :33333
Chapter 3 be likeELNINA IS MINE AND NONE OF YOU CAN LEWD HER (1000 posts of this)
If sansfag makes the next thread we should all ignore it in protest and he'll be forced to pathetically sit there and bump it himself all day long
I hope Sansfag is brown so I can fuck his tight asshole with my fucking cooom
>>489043143That would be hilarious
>>489043143Let’s all do this for any thread
>>489043121>"Elninafag" writing up a huge paragraph about how her and Lanino will divorce because it's obviously a parallel to Kris's parents and that they'll be Elnina's true loverI talk about it like it'd be funny now but if it actually happens it'll probably be annoying as fuck
>>489043017wait, is that you nina?
>>489043247I almost want to screencap this because it feels like it will 100% happen, especialy the divorce parallel shit. Maybe itll be Lanino instead but either way itll happen
Fuck off Woodyshit, your meme killed the game
>>489043274I'm not even the guy that normally posts this, butFuck off boneshit.
>>489043274die
this dossier makes my tummy funnymakes it so rumbly and tumbly
>>489043274Literally who?
I'm scared
>>489043449oh my god it is you. I thought you were only in the yume nikki community.
Die.
>>489043745LITERALLY who?
>>489043760https://mspaintadventures.fandom.com/wiki/Die
>>489043738Y
>>489043760some girl in a yume nikki discord server who harassed some other guy and got him and herself banned from it.
is sansvatarfag making up retarded drama shit on the fly to make everyone pay attention to him or is there actually 'cord autism going on
>>489044092I don’t fucking know man
>>489044165Wot creature is this?
/utg/ will die (and here's why that's a good thing)
>>489044219682 a SCP
>>489043918the end draws near
>>489044092yes it did and it happened around a few months ago. the TL'DR is that nina falsely accused someone of being creepy in dm's and got him banned and then she got exposed for it and she got banned.
has there ever been a more forced avatarfag
>>489044483Sansvatarfag insists upon himself
AI AVGN in the year 2186: I would have a dog take a big stinky poo poo pee pee shit on me than play Deltarune Chapter 5 ever again >CAPTCHA: WHY 04
new bread when
>>489045063Up your ass
>>489045065Stop-
>>489045089Fuck you! You fuckin' dick! Always ASS-saying!
Seasoned Azzies
Seasonal Azzies
>>489045372ppfag isn't here. Let it go.
>>489045510Who do you think >>489045065 is, anon
>>489045587a voretroll.
I got a boner! Bitch.
what character or image can be used to represent ppfag this is important
>>489045669His fursona is a rat
>>489044438how is that our problem anymore
>>489045669diaps guy
all gotes get the tummeroo*burp*
>>489045065>>489045372>>489045606telly telly two by four have some tellies have some more
>>489045738Proof?
>miss thread>see 1000+ repliesI'm guessing nothing good happened
>>489045839https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/455756448/#q455758886
>>489045905mmnhh... cyoot
>>489045764Don't do Diaps Guy dirty like that
*Jack Black singing voice*Suck a cock~
me watching the infobrokers trying to catch a trail to a known poster that doesn't exist tehehee ;3
uhuhuhuhu~
I enjoy knowing how to depict known users of the thread because I like to imagine them all sitting at a table talking to each other and it's difficult to do so when you don't know how to depict them.
>>489046139Be quiet, Muffet
>>489046205what if muffet was in my tumtum
What if fave was a White woman
>>489045669Fat Ugly Bastard
What if fave was a White goat
>>489046238YUM YUM!
>>489046338yes yes
>>489046376Skibidi
>>487715057>>487715057>>487715057new thread
>>489046592liar
See you later, Sheriff cowboy
>>489046859>>489046859>>489046859
>>489046874https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/488751036/#488777902Hmm very interesting indeed
>>489047074Very very telly telly telly telly
Nope, not using a falseflagger thread
>>489047187It's not a falseflagger it's just Berdshit being Berdshit.
>>489047187>Nope, not using a falseflagger thread
>>489047264are you the guy that said you greentext other people's posts that you think are stupid
I'll let you come to your own conclusions
>>489047187>>489047236berdbroken
>>489047305Yes.
>>489003412i love you mini noelle
>>489047345the conclusion is i don't give a shit
Also, I like to leave hints in my unique imagesTry to find them
>>489047590i don't really care enough to do that sorry
Why does every threadshitter think they are the guy? Because newsflash pal, you are not the guy. You never were the guy. And you will never be the guy.
>>489047806Don't worry I'm not gonna use the crowly image again. That was just a taunt.
>>489047806I Wanna Be the Guy
>489047870You are not the guy.
PREPARE THE TACTICAL DOSSIER STRIKE
Last post.
Where does a general keep his armies?Up his sleevies.
Up his assies.
azzy wazzy in my tumsies
Hello, someone looking at the archive in the future! I know you're there. I look at the archives of old threads too. Crazy thread, huh? Long and short of it, I don't even know lmao I only got here an hour ago. Have fun reading through it. Or not reading through it. I don't judge. Chapter 3 out yet?
HEY FUTURE GUY SUCK MY DICK
>Cucked shitposter spamming a dead thread in the middle of the night againFun
Phil of the Future
I was here too.
*scuttles away*
/utg/ers definitely don't like having the last word or anything like that
seven more bump limit threads still have to die you're gonna be here for hoursand i will be here laughing at you
if someone from the future actually went through this thread they'd have an aneurysm
I don't feel like fighting for the last word I'm going to bed. Goodnight people of the future and people of the now.
>>489049535QUITTER LOL
>>489049389so true
>>489049583Fine I’ll stay
>>489039257susie tools
>>489049808WEAK-WILLED LOL
>>489050000Nice quads also KILL YOURSELF
>>489050058>KILL YOURSELFyou will PAY for this
>>489050146How much?
*brap*
*pokes belly*Yummers.
I won.
>>489050205about tree fiddy
Alright I’m bored let’s just agree we’re all winners
why does this thread have over 1100 posts
>>489050640Idk
Gyatt the last word in
Gyatt the last rizz in
>>489049493it's been half an hour; there are now six threads
>>489051380grim
>>489051568it's between 12:49 and 3:49 in the morning in real countries, what do you want
>>489051658idk that just seemed like the right thing to say at the moment
>>489051658>implying anything but the east coast is realGrimmity grimmity grim!
>noncanon timezones
>>489033843You're not allowed in the /utg/ shitposters club unless you can submit proof of unemployment and a physician's note verifying the ability to function on less than 4 hours of sleep
thread’s not gonna die for a while
Last
>>488986039Boohoo...
>>489051380five left now
>>489052978grim
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four! (btw I'm counting threads AHEAD of this to die, so they have to die, and THEN this one has to get bumped away)
>>489053409What a life you lead
>>489053480i have no illusions about my present or future
>>489053480Can you rizz this without sounding skibidi
THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY THEN I'LL SHOW YOU MY 3 LEFT.
Toby Sneed
>>489054265(Formerly Toby Chuck)
twooo
*frows up*
ONE(and then this has to get bumped off)
last post by me
kiddo
last post is me and every other post in the thread was also me
