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die
kill yourself
live forever
Hoo hoo
I am going to chew on your testicles like a fucking dog toy
ok now i can post my drawings for the day
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
I guess people are mad at the OP but I'm not terminally online enough to know why
I'm going to twist your nipples so hard you'll spend wind up and spin around the room like a fucking Beyblade
>>489047515What the sigma is wrong with you?
>>489047398Birdshit keeps spamming crows up my ass
Sorry, you just aren't Skibidi enough.
>>489047757We've gyatt him now
https://vocaroo.com/1ivj7vVW86FSKek
>>489047873Undertale/Deltarune?
>>489047873how i feel when an avatarfag posts
>>489047873Top kekaroo my fellow anonymous. In moot we trust.
good morning /utg/. how are you?
>>489048157anguish
>>489046859. . .
>>489048185AAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*takes a fat shit on the thread*
>>489048339>*takes a fat shit on a fat shit*
>>489046859croh~
>>489048179be all smiles instead :)
Well I'm logging off for the night. See you tomorrow buddies.
What if Chapter 3 has a weird route that involves splitting apart Elnina and Lanino
I love falsey flags they make me feel so good~I I love falsey flags they make me feel so bad~
Good night /utg/, hope you all have comfy dreams of fave and get to make the most of tomorrow. I love Chara hug her underneath the sweater, licking and kissing her boobs and the place in between as I try to cover my head with as much Chara as possible.
>>489048540Damn maybe Toby does hate straight people
>>489048540>doing the weird route necessitates splitting up a stable, happy heterosexual relationshipkraut on suicide watch
>>489048524>>489048638sleep well frens :D
>>489046859Niggardly
Post the link to the /utg/ Discord.
If trolling on 4chin was a crime and all /utg/ posters got convicted what would your charges be
>>489049182for the millionth time? why?
>>489049298i would get 67 death sentences
>>489049298I act condescending but I don't know about trolling
>>489049121>racism
>>489049686>that imagewe all need some edgy goat once in a while
>>489049838It just means stingy. I'm calling OP stingy for making the new thread instead of letting someone else have the honors.
>>489049881We all love edge gote but what about cum gote
>>489050270>asriels white fur is actually cum and he's acutally called a cum monster or a semen demoncanon? most experts says yes.
LTS update when
>>489050769The game's not coming out this year lmao
>>489048540Lesbian route is straightphobic.....
>>489050936>bisexualphobia
>>489050046Did you time travel from 2002? Nobody believes this
>>489050936NOOOOOO THE WEIRD ROUTE IS SUPPOSED TO BE WHERE WE MAKE NOELLE STRAIGHT
>>489050906Didn't ask that
>>489051017I do
>>489051059The implication is that the LTS update is going to take so long to come out that there's no chance of them being able to actually use it in time to release the game this year
>>489051172> The public controversies caused some commentators to speculate that "niggardly" would be used more often, both in its correct sense and as fodder for humor, as a racist code word by euphemism similar to a minced oath, or both.
>>489050501The expert being me. I breed Asriel like it's my job
Why do us chuds have to share our general with trannies and other leftoid subhumen....
>>489051280It will come this month
fuck off unfaveshits
the time has cum and so have i
>>489051463based and same
>>489051761And so will I
>crow OP killed the thread's momentum entirely
cat
>>489054290They're still posting in the other thread
>>489054784Flowey???? Kraut?
i WON mother fucker's
Why is she so hot
Today's the day!
>>489046905My favorite Toby pairing: Autism Awareness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBy0HBsOOKQ
>>489056943Well, they are both autistic...
>>489047039i will live foreveri refuse to fade away into the never>>489047204susie pits
>>489057067Noelle isn't autistic and I'm tired of people who also aren't autistic, just fucking stupid, claiming their favorite characters are autistic.
>>489057285IS KRISMAS!!!!
>>489057380CHRISTMAS IS BASED AND THERE IS NOTHING AUTISTIC ABOUT LIKING THE BEST HOLIDAYIF ANY HOLIDAY ATTRACTS MAXIMAL AUTISM IT'S FUCKING HALLOWEEN
>>489057470calm down noelle
>>489048540What if they split on the main route but stay together on the weird
susie pitssusie pusiewant them in my face
>>489057545DEATH
>>489057564Honestly doubt it, since the attached pic seems to be Elnina's recruit info. Meaning her likes is "Lanino" and her dislikes is "being alone"
*tries to think of the most awful vile name I can call you*Y...you...YOU TOBY FOX!
>>489057698"Fwugger" sounds like a pretty decent slur or class 1.5 cuss.
To me, a quirky twerky is just a normal twerky...
>>489054784https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6evSyplHHIU
found friend in kitchen :)
>>489058259grim
>>489058259eat it
>>489058259put the friend inside you
What the fuck happened last night
>>489058652i fucked your mom last night
>>489058652Idk I was asleep, seeing as I live in the official timezone
>>489058358>>489058397just triedfriend stabbed me :(
will they make a character funnier than Spamton?
>>489058984The Quirkler
Toby nearly got held back a grade because he kept trying to "quirken up" his homework by filling in all the answer fields with Earthbound jokes
QUIRKLE TWERKLE ME THIS, FUN GANG
Fuck off tobyshits
fwug gaydiation
chawwa~
>Teacher: Toby, can you tell the class what the capital of Germany is?>High School Toby: Umm... uh... Shigesato Itoi!>*silence*>High School Toby: (laughs)
Dess pussy....
>what's 9 + 10?>Toby: Twoson Onett!
>>489060163>10% HUNGERwha
>>489060093chawa my pweciousss
A dialogue between fobby and toby would be epic
>>489060401she's hungry
>>489060474>Please remove berdshit from chapter 4!>nandesuka?>I don't speak Japanese but I know you speak English so just delete berd...>(toby has already left the room after "I don't speak Japanese")
berudoshittu
>>489060847fukku offu berudoshitteru
If you told me 5 years ago that Krisrielfag was gonna be babbling about random thread personalities to himself with no one else around, I would probably believe you
nottu dissu shitto agen
gurimmu
>>489060459Charussy
>>489061310Charkissu
>>489061310>>489061401>incest
>>489061627lmao
>>489061401Chara seggs
>>489061696chawa preggo
>>489061935>inbred babyEww
>>489061935Undertale if it was a good game. Oh and happy birthday, I was away from the thread for a while
>>489062068lol
>>489062143>Undertale if it was a good game.agreed.>Oh and happy birthdaythank you!
>>489062339Based and true love-pilled
>>489058259that's adorable, keep appreciating and respecting life
Chara shota
Chara shoota
>>489055402because she's a teenager
yeah i "shot a gote" alright *gunshot*
>>489055402Because it's summer and she's covered in fur...
Noelle uses her ice magic as air conditioning to cool down Susie's house (poor and has no AC)
>>489062796based>>489062760cringe
>>489062969
Spamton finally has all the light he wantedBeware of what you wish for
Chairiel Neo dark world
If you stop acknowledging avatarfags jannies will correct the issue. Stop making it a part of thread culture.
>>489064019but the pillar men of the community ayayayayyyyy
>>489064078I have been summoned. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRrOLTHu-ew
Susie go home to her cardboard box in summer heat!Susie's dad!Susie's dad on the couch!Susie's dad on the couch with AC on full blast eating a frozen treat!Susie wants to ask for one as well but already knows her place!Susie goes to her room with door locked behind her automatically!Sixteen electric heaters!
How many times would have you gotten your ass whooped as a child if you tried to do what kris does on a daily basis?
>>489064648
>>489064648This is fine as lizards are cold blooded
posting Susie with increased fervor
>>489064848Susie is a dragon though
>>489064728Similar question, how bad would Kris's antics have to get for Toriel and/or Asgore to give them an ass whooping? Is it even possible for either to get that upset?
>>489064976which is still a reptile
>>489065003I feel the level of misbehaviour kris should reach for that would make them call the police before they go beat him up, unless it's happening right on their faces at that exact moment
Ch3&4 noooooowPls toby
>>489065474Okay but just because you asked nicelly
>>489065474Toby has listened and agreed to your requestUnfortunately Toby was too busy thinking about quirky things like Odie-o while they were teaching about time at school and thinks now means an extremely long time away
>>489065650The video i learned about Live A Live from (the whoisthisgit one) made the same Odio-Odie joke as Toby
Chapter 3 is taking so long because of the difficulty of securing the rights of the Garfield cameo
Finished playing Live a Live recently. Fun times, but some of the character arcs were a bit weaker than the others.
lizburb
>>489066126what albuns eat of
>>489066126make her eat even more
>>489066126Fuck off birdshit.
>>489066260pocky
>>489066341I thought it was a bar of soap and then an eraser
Undertale: If you kill your enemies they winDeltarune 1: Game Theory baitDeltarune 2: UOOOOHHH GAY KIDS
>>489066317That's a lizard you mouthbreathing moron
>>489066460Kris looks so fucked up, I hate it. Disgusting.
Why does he post that entire comic every time? Everything else is just randomly selected images but this is always the whole ass thing
>>489066780Next level of avatarfag
>>489066780>why does [insane person] do [nonsensical thing]
>>489066317how many hours of every day do you keep a vigil here
>>489053368You'll laugh last cause Toby came to die
>>489066780I like how fucked up Kris looks. >>489066764
Asrielussy, Charussy
real cancer hours
>>489067335Make sure to thank berdfag the next time you see him shitposting.
>I just HAVE to shut down any thread momentum so it can be about MEMany such cases
>>489067089I don't care for asriel but chara is very cute as a maid
I wonder what patterns we got right and wich we got wrong trough theorizing with the two chapters we were given, maybe once three and four release (squirts) we'll be able to schizo enough to decipher all of the remaining chapters 10 years before they get released
>>489061935mpregra
Why did a single picture of Alphys trigger FOBfag this badly
sex with (female) chara
What's the canon timezone?
Sex with (fat female) chara
sex with (male) chara
>>489068293Hometown is in Massachusetts so ESTUndertale? No clue
>>489068086Maybe don't let crowshit threads get made if you want to complain.
bird
>>489066764>>489066979
Diir
>>489068345too much chocolate
>>489068547Make a new thread if you don't like it
Feeding Chara chocolate...
>>489068982>encouraging threadsplitting That's berdfag behavior. Don't be like him.
>>489069079She's never gonna ask you to stop
I wish foxes were real
>>489069590>light world berdly in dark world>blood
Rubbing Chara's belly (full of chocolate)...
>>489069672[Action] [character]'s [bodypart]
>>489069627Does not matter, he is still dead.
>To me, my X-men
>>489070208Life or death for orbgirl
>>489069672why is she so big
>fobby gave up
>>489070695
chara is kris's daughter
>>489071009And frisk is in a coma having all of deltarune happening in xits head after getting hit by an ice-E truck and all of the darkworlds are his dreams while the rest is asriel telling him whats going on in hometown inbetween his incestuous orgies
Frisk is a hobo and goes to soup kitchens every day
Grim.
Dim.
Slim.
Rim ass
Invader Zim.
>>489072292>not even this could revive fobbyit's over
Speen
Shh, Fobby deserves rest. The Berd menace is gone. It will never come back. Be free, Fobby. Be free!
I can't tell if he stopped because he doesn't want to look like he's being baited or if he just passed out again
Fob is running out of steam on a more spiritual level, I think genuinely they're finally realizing what a gay waste of time their life is.
>>489074423>thinking ANY threadschizo has the mental capability to self reflectAHAHAHAHAHA wait you're serious HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA
I am intentionally spreading out the images over even more time spent posting them but keep making up narratives and theories about the situation.
>>489074598You don't even realize how utterly sad it is that you're denying >>489074423
remember when the thread was obsessed with these background NPCs? That was fucked
>>489074742When you find these guys in the dumpster were they faceless or just looking back?
>>489074742>the threadit was one drawfag
>>489075010It was a few drawfags actuallySOMEHOW those pieces of cardboard with no personality appealed to enough weird women for that to happenI blame their connection to Spamton
fave has noticed the sudden influx of anti-white racism and can't help but feel those people are inherently bad people and want to take their racism out on a "safe" target
>>489074953they're looking back, you can't see their v-neck chests either
Fave smash!
>>489074953Dumpster?
Do you think we'll get another Addisons situation with Chapter 3-4I honestly hope not because that was fucking embarrassing to watch but Iunno
>>489075449 The trash zone, i haven't played since the sweepstakes so i don't recall the name
>>489075126it's their connection to spamton and literally nothing elsealso the fact that while spamton had the general sexyman vibes but not the actual appearance or personality, the addisons were just him but with those aspects. and an entire harem of those, too.
>>489075513plausible if the shadowmen(?) are somehow connected to the next schizo boss
>fobby died againIt's crowver
>>489075910I really don't want to believe 2025 women are going to get their pussies wet for Mafia Mr. Game & Watch but it feels like anything is possible after the Addisons
Chara fat belly.
>>489076083>I really don't want to believe 2025 women are going to get their pussies wet for Mafia Mr. Game & WatchNah, they're going to be gushing because of the secret boss Mike, who will be a short, fat, flatulent prospector
>>489076240The fanart will make him look like a vixiepop character
Revealing Elnina and Lanino multiple years early was probably the best thing to do for them because if they're a milkboss like K Round and Sweet Cap'n Cakes, nobody would give a flying fuck about themHaving them as the only visually revealed characters next to the Shadowmen/Shadowguys (generic enemies) ensures people will discuss their existence and draw them because there's nothing else
>>489076596Lots of people were into Sweet Cap'n Cakes though, they were especially popular in Japan
>>489076880not in english speaking countries (original demographic of the game), though
something I noticed is that the japanese text he showed us confirms elnina and lanino canonically aren't pronounced with the ñ like in spanishthey're erunina and raninowith the ñ it would be eruninya and raninyoso in english it's just elneena and laneeno with no squiggly n anywhere
>>489077146>asuming toby wouldn't jap out if given the chance
>>489077146Japan is the only audience that matters
>>489077502>filenameWhy do you hate Noelle
>>489077553You'd think he'd love her for killing da berdshit wouldn't he
>>489077553That is the artist's title and filename.
fobbywobby's tonguey wungy in berdly's bum bum...
I FUCKING LOVE ASRIEL.YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
>>489078906this but unironically
>>489078896hello, based department?
FOBby: The Jobless Welfare Moocher
I just can't keep my tonguey wungy from berdy's tight asshole... *licks lips* yum yum! there's nothing I love more than licking berdly's bum bum!
I think the funniest part is Berdchum admitting that he posts other characters besides Berd/Alph anyway, but those don’t trigger melties because it would be too unfeasible trying to sniff him out
>>489055402Aww she's cute. I want to sniff her sweaty armpits
>>489079640
I played the halloween hack recently and Varik has the "It sucks to live without a player/soul thing" kris has going on, but to a more extreme degree.More evidence that Kris is a Varik stand in.
Things that I post>Kralsei>Krusie>Kriselle>Suselle>Kris & Asriel (and) (platonic)>Dess
>>489078896>>489079234Fobby crying and farting over these posts rn
>>489079559Also he'd just end up screeching at every post in existence because Berdfag said he liked the character once and I don't think even he's enough of a self-unaware lolcow to stoop to thatI mean, I'm not saying he's not a self-unaware lolcow, he's just not enough of one for that
>>489079875Why
>>489080078DESS NUTS
>>489079640imagine her whimpers and attempts to laugh off the confusion
in chapter 7 god comes down from heaven and says "LET THERE BE SEX" and everybody starts fucking in the streets
>>489080286That's just how Cadyshack ends.
Fave feels uncontrollable urges to laugh, not because anything's funny but because it feels like there's a mental itch inside that can only be scratched by laughinghelp
>>489081537stop larping as the joker faggot
>>489081646I'm not saying it because I think it's cool I fucking hate it
>>489081716you're subconsciously wanting yourself to do it so that you can post about it online and make people think you're like the joker, just cement that in your mind and it'll stop
It's scary...
fave jonkler
Why doesn't Fox just call Drew for help making his game? Is he stupid?
What are some other vidya songs that match the feeling of flashback?
>>489046859Can you imagine Temmie haha (laugh), would it be funny if she and Human Men do..... (laugh)Hahaha... As if you could even envision it.
that meme's gay as fuck
>>489083008>aiSHIT
i love gayfuck
Temmie Cookie
Marge, STOP! He is Mickey Mouse. Mickey Mouse! Mickey FUCKING Mouse!!!
The producer is Hussie
I wish a fish
?
I need him so badly
I started 1.7mg Wegovy this Saturday.
Fuck off birdshit!
>old man yells at cloud
>>489076240>Mike brapping into the phone
What will be the explanation for how Kris or the player knows what the spell "Snowgrave" is?
wanna be able to draw properly to make shitfuck characters but i never get the will to do more than basic doodles, to this day after a year of casual practice i have yet to reach decent skills besides chicken scratching. ¿did i just lose on the early stage core skills to learn it properly? >utg related because le game has artwork or something
>>489087854It's unironically probably dragon blazersIceShock (and "FireShock") are mentioned in reference to the game in Noelle's visit with Rudy so the other Noelle-exclusive spells likely are from it as well
>>489088623Noelle is an autism-level Dragon Blazers player though isn't she? She knows how to beat the softlock solo maze consistently for example. I just figure she should recognize any spell from it. Instead of being confused she'd be disturbed by Kris's order to use a lethal attack on her friend.
>>489087879idk i only had the will to keep practicing because of fave obsessionthat’s the only way i know how
>literal berdshit thread
>>489090402hugely telly
>>489090402And people still defend his shitposting and trolling and believe him every time he shows up, acts dumb, and says he hasn't done anything in this thread since March while spouting off about love and his new discord friends constantly while telling people to touch grass now that he has gone outside once in his life ever.
and nice gotes and kris and asriel and kerdly and alphys blobs and *dies from NEETstroke*
An ironic fun fact:>last threadActual "berdshit" thread, I wanted to highlight a silly sus image that fileanon drew and nobody else but me had posted yet.>this threadNothing to do with me because I was sleeping. The pocky alphys, although very cute, wasn't me either :)
>>489090747i think there's been 50 spam posts for every berd posted ITT
>>489091515RAIRGUHHHH FUCK U BERDSHIT*snowgraves every time i see a susie post now*
Goddamn it.
He does know that Berdfag doesn't react to his fave dying anymore rightLike he hasn't since 2022 maybe
>>489074742>>489075126I miss those days
>>489091515you have disciples who threadshit and bait when you are not aroundits a berdshit cult at this point
>>489091789I can post anything I want. I can even post Spamton. I'm finally free.
>>489091836I was always under the impression that he’s one of those kraut/doomerfag/etc sidegrades that hates these games but creates some bizarre gimmick anyway
>Noelle tried to talk to Berdly!>But it failed.
Chara eated old chocolate bar and then threw up on the carpet
>>489091836I feel like it's more likely a self-satisfaction thing. He needs to prove to himself over all else that Berdly is dead forever and ever and ever because Berdly's existence triggers him, and he can only achieve that by spamming about Berdly dying whenever he's reminded of the character or his poster. This is the only way it can make sense because otherwise he's just screaming at a wall that's not here 90% of the time and doesn't care when he is
>>489091836Thats why I think fobshit is just stealth berdshitit does nothing but flood the thread with more berdly images while berdfag himself is tickled pink
I can post Toriel... can you imagine? Berdfag posting a goat character? Hehehe.
I eated your mom
>Castle Town is a sundown town for lightnersWhat did Seam mean by this, seriously?
>>489092440>blob torielin the end you are incapable of making nice posts or treating the characters as anything other than goon material despite everything its still you
ANDasrielfag is a bit of an enigma tooWhy is literally everything "blob" to him
>>489092667Darker darkeners come out at night
>>489092681do you even know what REAL blobshit looks like? because it's not just normal fatness on characters
>why would anyone call fatshit smut blobsa mystery for the ages
>>489091815Im too brainrotted, i tought the black part was a bikini and the white parts a thick lady
>>489093031LOL
I ship ANDfob
*shovels coal into a fire*SIR!!THE /utg/ BOILERS ARE DANGEROUSLY COLD, WE MIGHT NOT MAKE IT TO BUMP LIMIT THIS YEAR!
>>489092794Maybe he got mindbroken by the horror movie
Why exactly do some people in here hate Berdly so much?
silly
I hope Chapter 3 and 4 never come out
>>489093282They can't breed his ass while he moans on their ear, also he's an auxiliary character wich was obnoxious to some and then got a lot of attention all of a sudden come chapter 2, also obnoxious related spammers but that applies to everyone (mostly asriel, not you muffet)
>>489093282a deranged porn obsessed berdly poster spammed /utg/ for over a year
>>489093282Two main factors.>Berdlyfag was mean to incestfags for a month straight in 2023and>Kraut isn't showing up as much so the usual suspects orbiting him need something else to doThe nuclear fallout of 1 month of Berdriel can still be felt to this day.
>>489091515And you're still a bipolar with an insatiable urge to prove all your thread enemies wrong or whatever motivates you to be like this
>>489093018>N-noo! This older motherly character who loves baking pies and relaxing in her easy chair wouldn't have anything above 0% body fat!!!!
>>489060282Dess bussy
>>489093573Oh and before you go "durrr platonic" no he was bullying the Krisrielfags who explicitly shipped it romantically and spammed about the romantic ship. No history retelly 4 u.
>>489093573>The nuclear fallout of 1 month of Berdriel can still be felt to this dayI started really using /utg/ during that month and it heavily colored my opinion of these threads and the Deltarune fandom
Papyrus dies after getting served pizza with ranch dressing
>>489093691k
>>489093573>The nuclear fallout of 1 month of Berdriel can still be felt to this day.this reminds me that FOBbyblobbyjobby used to accuse Berdfag of that shit (“Berdfag keeps bullying Krisfags/Kingfag!!!!!!”) but then stopped for some reason
Gaster was the one who made Batman Arkham go insane just like the others
Berdshit posts a nice gote challenge (difficulty level: Impossible)
*waddles into thread*
Gaster will not be the final boss of Deltarune it's gonna be his long lost brother that was never mentioned ever: Saster
>>489094384
>>489094428
>>489094124He has personally admitted to doing some trolling on several occasions.
>>489094430>petite-pumpkinthats cheating
>>489094405I confidently say 300 posts in this thread are made by one guy and that you and me are the only real people remaining, for now at least
Gaster's gay brotherFagster
Gaster's mafia underling brother, Goonster
>>489094661
it's still so funny 1 month of doing the literal same thing beat-for-beat that incestfags were doing for YEARS completely fried every threadshitter's brainlike it was constant, CONSTANT replies like "We know Kris." to horny posts about asriel or vice versa, a ritualpost that was posted like 1200 times on b4k's archive, edits of random fucking images to change a hand color so it looks like kris and asriel, all of that over and over for yearsand berdfag doing it for a month and stopping makes this happen
*gently holds*
Gaster's gassy cousin, Gaster
Mettaton's secret fat fetish (he wont ever let Alphys loose weight)
>>489094808>We know KrisThankfully nobody makes those posts anymoreUnthankfully people will still diaps spam anyone who dares to openly appreciate Asriel
>>489094994shame she's a lesbo
I FUCKING LOVE DIAPSA
>>489095178factually wrong she wants to bang asgore she just likes undyne more
>>489095178She's BI
Asriel and Frisk need a good plap
>>489095343She's Bi-herself
Napstablook is gonna be in chapter 3
>>489095379andazzyfag be like: "plap doesn't mean anything sexual you're the creep for thinking plap isn't a platonic word"
>>489046905
Fuck Kingfag fuck Kraut fuck doomergoat fuck Noellefag fuck all of them!
>>489095540I dont have the time or the energy anymore to police every gote sicko post in the world
>>489095703but you have all the time to police every berd or perceived berd postvery telly
>>489095742I'm not fobshit and I'm not deranged enough to get angry over completely normal posts about berdly or alphys
>>489095162it took ages for me to figure out this was meant to be berdly
I can't hear you over all the plapping sounds
>>489047341It's almost harvesting season!
>>489095863big cat
If you make another crow shitpost OP will fob keep going until he passes out
"This place sure beats waiting for food drops in Arkham City."
if we make next thread fat berdly, two pillars will go insane and pass out from the exertion
Berdfag x FOBkun toxic yaoi
We sure love talking about undertale/deltarune here
>>489096317What’s FOB’s current record, and how well does it stack up to the other community pillars?
catti sits on me killing me instantly
Undertale sucks my fucking dick no but seriously though this game is a classic
>>489096356Is it weird the only Batman things I've seen are two movies
Canon Frisk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aBKEt3MhNMM
Spamton is delighted to buy low and sell high
>>489096705I'd rather creampie my loving goat wife than play this shit ass fuck game.No but seriously this game is great.
>>489096781I have all 4 Arkham games and the Killing Joke Comic
Kruselle
>>489097210Why did jonk kill? Is he murderer?
If Mayor Holiday isn't dead in 60 minutes, I blow up a hospital.
>>489097262Yes but is he stupid?
making asriel cum would be very cute
eggé
I was born to blast
>>489097945Fuck off birdshit.
>>489097945
hello frens :D
>>489098210Haii!!
>>489098268hava nice day :)
>>489098698You too friend.
Your love of the lightner's weed has clearly slowed your mind...
>>489099153did somebody say WEED
If you post Weed Ralsei again, you're fired
>>489099153>>489099263postan
>>489099462>>489099464postan ralsei weed
I really need to cuddle with someone again. I tell ya hwat.
>>489097164I would rather FUCK
>>489099654so true berdshartofarto
>>489099654*sends you an internet hug* :)
>>489099846>>489099914In person is better
>>489099982get a boyfriend/grillfriend (i am unavailable ot aid you in this matter) because i am already in a relationship
Imagine getting into a relationship with a /utg/ anon
>>489100176How do I get a Ralsei bf
>>489100349imagine....>>489100379you become the ralsei bf
>>489100507
>>489100349yeah that'd be crazy, totally bonkers
>>489101330cute! thanks for the coloring! :D
>>489100493I'm not cute enough....
>>489101442If you want to keep weedposting cloudflare broke on me for a minute. Sorry to leave you hanging.
>>489101623But does Sans remember the Alamo?
>>489101770that is no excuse to avoid going for that ralseimaxxing we all need to do in a healthy life.>>489101815weedmaxxing
>>489102014Maxmaxxing. Overturbomaxxed.
>>489101442>cute! thanks for the coloring! :DThanks and no problem! I was bored
>>489102367smoking the boof
>>489102514Boofing the healing herb.
Fuck off non-virgins
>>489102601want?>>489102670>almost heaven>fuck off virginia>blue pilled mountains>shannon is a hoe a river
>>489102981Me on the right
Deltarune will release tomorrow. Change my mind
>>489102859Much obliged friend.
>>489102981https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N66BdKF442g>>489103160chuffin back a fat dart
>>489103247https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UR9Cj5UyVbM
>>489102367I thought he was talking about improving your life, not becoming a disappointment to your father
>>489103389smoke weed evry day
>>489103383I would use her as a big soft cuddly pillow
>>489103491Same thing really
>>489103542The funny skeleton man sells it at his store.
>>489103741Smoky wokey. Got a smoke? Blunt smoke, smoken the blunt smoke. Bud? Bud in my mouth, smoking my bud. Smoking with my bud, with more bud, then bumping butts. Bumping butts, with bud, smoking blunts. Big butt? What's wrong, got a big ass? Too big for you, huh smoker? Blunt smoker? Toke joker? Joint splointer?
>>489103850To inspire himself, he lit up a marijuana cigarette, excellent Land-O-Smiles brand.
>>489104059You NEED a fat blunt. You NEED a fat blunt to be smoked. You NEED to let go of all of the smoke. You NEED your lungs to be filled. You NEED a to get high. Just GRAB THE JOINT and let go of your needs. Just SMOKE that WARM, UNIQUE FEELING into your waiting lungs. Let it out. SOMKE THE BLUNT. HOLD IT it. FEEL it. LOSE yourself to the effect. PUSH. PUSH. SMOKE BLUNT. BE LOST IN THE EFFECT. SMOKE A FAT BLUNT. NOW. HOLD. IT. SMOKE IT. NOW. DO IT. PUSH. INSIDE.
Fave better find something to eat before night comes
>>489104198https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lkoUbr8_tZk
>>489104320we can eat ralsei
>>489104405whose that pokemon?
They call him gaster because he's the titan's massive brap that fogs hometown with a smelly toxic haze
Gote bread, gote dough, gote cashflow, gote hustling, gote supplying, all in my gote empire
>>489104447We need a hammer its a quick kill
>>489104526>>489104568Absolute Gote God of Hyperweed.
>>489104767I don't roommate with druggies i want you out!
>>489104568>>489104767thank you guys for weedposting with me but i have to go now. i am going to bed now. goodnight /utg/. cya. love you guys! <3
>>489105017gote night gote
>>489105017Goodnight gotebro.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfLzBmuRJMc
I really don’t understand why weedsei has this many images desu
Have sex
>>489105262it's one artist obsessed with their own interpretation of him that basically just became their OC
>>489105262Weed funny
>>489105262It was a pretty big meme that got art for several years and not just some one off burst of interest in it. The Japanese artists didn't really get it and usually just substituted chalk or cigarettes.
>>489105381Doomersei was drawn by the original artist for like half a year, and other random artists kept it going for another year and a half past that. Nothing for it recently really, and doomer being depressed was more of a feature than the drug use was. It's not really a thing anymore.
mating press roommate ralsei
Where the fuck is boomer Ralsei
What if Ralsei was 50 years oldDon't think he's so cool now huh
>>489105772https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ
>>489106127>ralsei daddydont
Ralsei but he's Norm from The New Norm
>>489106270I'm the old Norm, I WANT normal faves.
Ralsei but he's Norm MacDonald.
>>489106525“A moth goes into a podiatrist’s office, and the podiatrist’s office says, “What seems to be the problem, moth?”The moth says “What’s the problem? Where do I begin, man? I go to work for Gregory Illinivich, and all day long I work. Honestly doc, I don’t even know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t even know if Gregory Illinivich knows. He only knows that he has power over me, and that seems to bring him happiness. But I don’t know, I wake up in a malaise, and I walk here and there… at night I…I sometimes wake up and I turn to some old lady in my bed that’s on my arm. A lady that I once loved, doc. I don’t know where to turn to. My youngest, Alexendria, she fell in the…in the cold of last year. The cold took her down, as it did many of us. And my other boy, and this is the hardest pill to swallow, doc. My other boy, Gregarro Ivinalititavitch… I no longer love him. As much as it pains me to say, when I look in his eyes, all I see is the same cowardice that I… that I catch when I take a glimpse of my own face in the mirror. If only I wasn’t such a coward, then perhaps…perhaps I could bring myself to reach over to that cocked and loaded gun that lays on the bedside behind me and end this hellish facade once and for all…Doc, sometimes I feel like a spider, even though I’m a moth, just barely hanging on to my web with an everlasting fire underneath me. I’m not feeling good. And so the doctor says, “Moth, man, you’re troubled. But you should be seeing a psychiatrist. Why on earth did you come here?”And the moth says, “‘Cause the light was on.”― Norm Macdonald
The Deltarune cast would be better if they were all in their 50s and dealt with 50 year old problems like having prostate cancer and bad knees
One more Norm quote because the man was a legend. >“Now that all hope is gone, a deep relief has taken its place, and I allow myself to enjoy it before the despair sets in.”
Activate the Fave Device
Just let it die already. I can't believe someone actually bothered to make another of these.
Who are you talking to
i wan sum fave secks
>>489100349I would like to be an anon's boyfriend.
*gets jiggy with it*
>>489094994shame she's a pedo (for asriel)
1053 days
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpSo_zj0UQw
Ass ass ass cocks cocks cocks cocks dicks dicks dicks
>>489105443Weed is illegal in Japan, as are most drugs. Japanese hate drugs and Celebrities are more likely to have their career destroyed over a bit of heroin than if they were caught with cp
>>489110594Sounds good to me.
>>489110609>Tobyland citizens hate drugsYeah I'm thinking based.
>>489110582>>489110594Baffling posts
>>489110609The Yakuza likes smoking weed and selling cheap amphetamines to businessmen but yes all of Asia paid attention when China was crippled by Britain using opium and morphine and doing business with the US means cracking down on drugs geopolitically and people like making money. Japan in particular is very upright and moral for how weird and degenerate they are capable of being.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iH8Qc9-gA8
Pervert fave goes to Japan to live out their hentai fantasies and doesn't know that all Japanese phones have an unmutable camera shutter!
>>489110609>>489110970If you like weed then your intellectualism is low enough to think rock and morty is funny
>>489110582
>>489111113Rock and Memey requires a 200 IQ to understand broh.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYTtRLk1KE
A free society starts with legal weedFrisk always says
Darkner based on Asriel's bong
Fave unironically adds nightmare fuel pages to childrens shows on TV Tropes
A free society starts with free gunsFrisk always says
In all serious I only watch the best Adult Swim shows like Drinky Crow, Perfect Hair Forever, Minoriteam, The Korgoth of Barbaria pilot that never got greenlit, you know the classics. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRi6lx-YKAo
>>489111297>>489111570free guns and free weed
fave watches dora and gets genuinely infuriated yelling at her to go somewhere
>>489111570This is also true. Undyne agrees.
>>489111531
>>489111651https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kr4hYwKQyqk
>>489111531yay spaghetti
Autistic fave making Caillou getting grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded videos on YouTube
Autistic fave insane edits to the Pooh's Adventures wiki
Autistic fave makes a deviantart account full of niche fetishes like character's getting sucked up by plungers and turned into water bottles
help i am being attacked by faves please send help my coordinates are 45.231iu df
Autistic fave compiles cartoon characters reacting to random things in ms paint
Frisk wouldn't have missed the shot.
>>489113469https://youtu.be/dpKc8N3FJsQ?feature=shared
Asgore got shot in public because some human REALLY wanted to impress Toriel
Autistic fave draws pregnant characters and Sonic is always the father
>>489106206Who said anything about him being a daddyWhat if he's a pathetic old man
It is Mondaywhich means Fave gets to lick a graham crackerit is their favorite activity
>>489114346
HELP! FAVE IS BITING ME, MY LOCATION IS CASTLE AAAARRRGHHH!!
>>489114426Perhaps he was dictating!
The Roaring Knight who says "Ni!"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wOD9TWynM
They're not the Knight, they're a very naughty Them/They!
what if this was the backstory behind the human/monster war
>>489115181
>>489115417Look out he's got a gort
>>489115417Why do they look like they have down syndrome
>>489115417
Good night, anons. Have a lovely day!
>>489115163Why do I love fingerless gloves painted nails Kris so badly
>>489115417Is this sonic or a gun safety PSA
>>489115640
>>489115686Kris needs some style and personality.
>>489115853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzICMIu5zFY
>>489116071Emerson be like>f-fuck... off........ birdshit............. *dies*
>>489116071>>489115708both
>>489116071>Kris tries to shoot Berdly and Noelle takes the bullet
>>489116321https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJ76nuzDWCk
>>489116071this is some restaurant kids menu tier art
burghley construction
not enough shota Asriel art where he's the top
what if toby hired ken penders for the deltarune comics
>>489116834Be the change you wish to see in the world also probably some got lost in the e621 purge
>>489116834It even applies to Ralsriel in most cases.
did all that e621 stuff end up on tbib or pbooru or somewhere or is it legitimately just gone forever
>>489117019(laughs knowingly)
>>489117019I think most of it is on tbib
>>489116834Fuck off, OMOCAT
>>489116859What if Toby hired Don Bluth to do the animated cutscenes for the point and click adventure chapter which in turn got parodied by Family Guy? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nH8EEPd509c
>>489117153thank fuckit's crazy to be suddenly reminded how fragile and ephemeral the internet isboomers spent decades telling us that the internet is a "forever archive" and "once it's on there, it's there forever"but sometimes a site goes down and nobody has a copy and thousands of datapoints just get permanently annihilatedi wonder how people felt about the library of alexandria
>>489117501Barely anyone could read when it burned which itself was more tragic and a more widespread problem in general.
>>489117501Where is all of it archived tho?
>>489116859Ian Flynn almost got to playtest Undertale and the only reason why he turned it down was because his laptop at the time was shit and he didn't realize it was gonna be a game that could easily run on a shit laptop
>>489117774anon...
>>489117985We just missed the official Undertale comic where Sans does epic heroic speeches every chapter and uses "bad time" like /utg/ does but unironically
Feels good to have an "adult woman fetish" and not lust over children.
Sex with adults and kill them
...what is it?
guy with adult woman fetish never posts any adult women for the thread
>>489118987only futa tasque is allowed
>>489119068144p petabyte cock
>>489117335https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jg-FRlOjf_U
idk
>>489118987Catty and Toriel get posted here a lot, but pedos are more degenerate about shoving their fetishes in your face
>>489119470Fuck off birdshit, you have ruined this thread enough already.
Ralsei goat milk....
>>489118961It's weird to consider that this scene isn't sans saying "what is it" but the fragment that comes after papyrus answer, the "You got a bone to pick with him?" PartIt also is missing the "dude" after "what is it?"
>>489119457I wish Toby wasn't such a hack and could deliver something that Deltarune deserves.
I don’t care about what happens in the main story, I just want more weird route
>>489119835in that artstyle though?
>>489118497I used to have a woman fetish, but then I realised that being gay is just better.
"By the time you read this, I hope that we have already started [the localization]!">flowchart on the quest page shows localization is after console ports>gamemaker update is still not done>chapter is still slightly unfinished and needs polishing (Laughs)Is he just making shit up? Or des he have absolutely no idea what's gotta be done before what? He made the work chart himself and just didn't follow it at all. Isn't that weird as hell?
>>489119898This one.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rtayt289u3k
Localization? More like "intended language" (raughs)
krislander
>>489120090The answer to all four of your questions is yes.
what determines if a female character gets interpreted as a futa or notlike why did it happen to toriel and tm but not alphys or undyne
>>489120409>not alphys or undyneYou sure about that?https://static1.e621.net/data/18/19/181998791ae8fae01cf705270f0997fd.png
>>489120090Where does it say that the gamemaker update isn't done? I already rummaged trough deltarambles enough for a week but i genuinelly recall nothing about the newsletter
>>489120409one time I went to a party and a guy kept trying to talk to me about futa for some reason. Like, I'm not even into that stuffworst part was that he was surprisingly not drunk
What would make you drop the game if it was included in a future chapter?
>>489120409it's just based on how many closeted gay people like the characterplus toriel and tasque manager are way bigger normie characters so obviously there's more art of popular fetishes
>>489120598It was said before the newsletter. They're waiting on the game_change function for the chapter loader. It's gonna be included in the LTS update, but it's still not out yet.
I'm convinced guys obsessed futa porn are either all gay in denial or just trans chasers in denial, like I think women are hot but the addition of a big meaty schlong makes me the opposite of horny yet it's so fucking popular
Would you drop the game if it included a futa chapter?
>>489121096I like girls and I like guys, but futa honestly just disgusts me.
>>489121096Maybe you're the one that's wrong and everyone else is right?
>>489121294it already does since chapter 1
>>489121297Never said anything about right or wrong, settle down
>>489121096Some people are into meaty schlongs but not the type of person (males) they're often attached to.
>>489121096I'm gay but I'm not in denial.
>>489120986My god toby fucking fumbling fox
>>489121450It's funny when these type of guys shit on trans women when that is exactly the kind of person that could fufill their dreams of both dick and boobs irl.
>>489121652They're male.
Kingfag is never coming back
>>489121850But a futa with a giant massive sausage bigger than most guys isn't?
>>489121896She's a textbook narcissist, she can't resist to see if people are talking about her. Of course she will.
>>489121850Is the pussy really that necessary to you if you're never gonna use it
>>489121958No. There's male genitals but the other 95% of their body is female. That's different to a male body trying to look like a female one.
>>489121850so are futas
>>489121652Pegging exists
You are all gay furries simply from occupying the same internet space as me. Sorry you had to find out this way.
I'm bisexual so I should like theoretcially like futa but it bothers me idk why. This is some great Undertale/Deltarune discussion on /utg/.
Is it gay if a man wants to be pegged by a woman (female)?
>>489122485I'll rape you until you're a woman it'll be fine.
>>489122267What's the difference between a "female body" and a "male body trying to look like a female one"? Honest question.
>>489093139This is like one of those apocalypse scenarios where if the nectar-fave touches you, you turn into a nectar bug thing too. And whenever they see a person like you they all shout "NECTAR!" over and over as they make a beeline toward you. Susie better run and find a door she can lock.
>>489122512That's like saying it's straight if a lesbian uses a strap on with another woman.
>>489122510>crowshit troll thread You expected any better?
>>489122512Is it gay if he does it only to have sex with her because he knows it's her fetish and letting her peg him is his foot in the door?
>>489122634Good question, let me ask a better oneHow many people have you had sex with, anon?
>>489122664To quote a wise and learned poster:"It's scary..."
>>489122903Both of them become Susie's housewives
>>489122934Fuck off berdfag.
I like schlongs and I like real boobies
>>489123041Trans tits are real, anon. Developed by estrogen like cis girl tits
>>489120723Aislop, having a chapter that's extremelly short (compared to the first one) breaking in towards the fan's wants instead of telling the kind of story they want, music quality going lower (i despise sound's studio high pitch jingle) and releasing the next chapters later than january 2025, besides that stuff that they wouldn't add or subtract from the game under normal circumstances
I have tits (gynecomastia)
What no content does to a thread.
Just a little guy
>>489122830None, but I'm assuming that's the case for most of this general.
>>489123220>>489123303i appreciate you two's honesty.
Be honest, is there anyone posting here who ISN'T a virgin
>>489123468Does getting raped count?
>>489123468If I'm still a virgin by the time Chapter 3 and 4 come out I'm killing myself and that's not even a joke
>>489123540why wouldn't it?
>>489123621Im not sure, i didn't get raped
>>489123468If I'm still a virgin by the time Chapter 7 is out then that's expected
>>489123606My friends and I have a pact about this except it's for the GTA 6 release.
>>489123468I had sex just to figure out I like video games more than sex
>>489123468I've never really had trouble getting into to relationships when I want to. It's having the will in the first place that I struggle with.
>>489123621>>489123830Cuz you were... raped, you don't get points for that.
>>489123606>>489123927you won't do it
>>489123606Two to ten months before the deadline anon, but if you genuinelly kill yourself from a lack of pussy im gonna be sad :[
>>489124045I live in a state where guns are retardedly easy to get. It'll be easy.
>>489123468>>489123540>>489123621>>489124015my neighbor's daughter saw her mom and dad having sex and thought that's simply what you did to your crush and she convinced me to do that with her without either of us knowing what sex was, does this countasked froggit
>>489123468I've had sex a few times but I didn't like it all that much.
>>489124450Woah there chad save some for rest of us.
>>489124450Clover wrote this
>>489124450you still got her contacts?
i want a cute trans girl to fuck my butt
>>489124838I want a cute trans girl to fuck her butt but we can't all get what we want just begging do we?
>>489124838why are you gay for
>>489124963i'm bi
>>489123540bro what
>>489125096Hell nah bruh gotcha in 4k blud got caught tripping only in ohio :skull: :skull: :skull:
>>489125260Noelle's iconic one eye
>>489125260SKULLFUCK
>>489125404Well if the pupil is big enough you can do freestyle lasik
>>489125358So beautiful
>>489125260* Pick on me >:)
>>489094574stay strong
>>489125560there's eye jelly in the way though it would damage her regardless
why is it that the "only in Ohio" people are never actually from Ohio
>>489125743Nothing enough heal prayers can't fix
>>489125839it will erase the physical damage but not the mental scars
>>489126105She's used to mindbreak anyways, better stop before this gets any nastier
9 years and still no explanation for why there's an actual beating heart inside Chara's locket.
>>489124786i can still contact her because i know her name and where she lives so technically yes but we haven't spoken in almost a decade because i moved houses so it'd be kinda fucking weird to pop in out of nowherealso she used up all my club penguin coins that i worked for and grinded for in a bunch of shitty pink igloo decoration items (we shared an account) which is a huge red flag so i'm not speaking to her
>>489126906your soul is connected to chara's
>>489126906Because it's spooky. Lockets should not do that.
>>489126906Chara's penis is locked inside (it's still throbbing)
>>489126906Genocide route runs on creepypasta rules
>>489126906just because you feel it doesn't mean it is literally beating.
Deltarune and the Green Slime
Kill myself, why don't you kill me yourself?
>>489121896Do you think this was all about her? This shit endures despite her.
I think I'm too far gone. Whenever I hear "she" or "her" I get horny
Her pronouns are she/her but she smells like she/it
>>489128975Girlsmell...
>>489125327The word bro set you off this bad?
>>489129052
>>489129210I SAY DISCO, YOU SAY PARTYDISCO DISCO
>>489129210God could he be any more puntable
>>489128348LOVE UP and secret feature will lock me out of the good ending
Speaking of smell, I do smell really bad right now
>>489129534I haven't showered in literal months, at this point I'm just curious to see how repulsive I can get
>>489129412
>>489129752We know, Susie
>>489129752Alphysbro btw not sure if that's important though
>>489129210Fire in the disco.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kYDw0UAp17A
I want to eat that cat's ass.
>>489129767>picFANTASTICAPPLAUSE
Do you think Jockington has toxoplasmosis from eating Catti's ass?
>>489125783I’m confused as to why Ohio became the meme state to begin with
My Chinese neighbor when he's hungry: >>489129889
>>489130020I guess it just sounds funny and it caught on with impressionable children from there
>>489129871Kill yourself
>>489129752 (Me)Forgot to mention froggitbro btw
>>489129889you didn't specify which cat but here's one of themhttps://static1.e621.net/data/1d/63/1d631c9eaa9e2ec759dc38e63ccb7317.png
>>489130025>racism
>>489130020I can answer that one easily. It has like four cities that all manage to be small and terrible, access to a great lake but not the good one, and pretty much the entire east coast is equal distance away from it so you could bit literally anywhere else instead. I first saw an Ohio joke like a decade ago too, it's not even a new meme it just never took off or went anywhere until now.
Burn baby, burn (Disco Inferno)
pre-ch1 Kris be like
>>489130020People always made fun of Ohio but it was mostly targeted at the city of Cleveland, not the whole state.
>>489130261>redditor
>>489130526Saw it on 4chan, but here's the ohio meme map posted on reddit five years ago. I'm too spicy for /r/deltarune https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/e4nck0/danger_presented_by_ohio/
Goddamn your images get uglier every single second you continue to live
>>489129210Dancing!Playback Fever! Moonlight Disco!
>>489131067Don't be rude.
>>489131067Continue to be rude.
>>489131067Ugly...yet uglier still!
>ppfag is getting homicidal again
WHENTHELIGHT IS RUNNING LOW
>>489131142Bullying has a societal function.>>489131223Yes>>489131258No one is going to love you if this how you act and your only option is to stop, but you won't, and many people take joy in that fact.
>>489130171good catgood butt
I did my timeAnd I want out
>>489131581
>>489131067If I’ve learned anything from wojakfags, it’s that profound ugliness produces greater stimmies than attractive things (…for some reason)
>>489131669you can't walk away now
the ones who walk away from gotelas
>>489130394This made me giggle thank you anon.
The Andy and LeyLey incest game general had degenerates who actually tried to come onto their own sisters. Will Deltarune inspire /utg/ degenrates to try and sex real life reindeer and goats
>>489132218Nah /K/ did that
>>489132218bet they feel like warm hot pockets... oozing with sex.
>>489132381Oozing with parasites more like
sometimes I look at the lighting on my leg hairs and realize "oh shit, humans are mammals, we're entirely part of this natural world"really what seperates humans from monsters in undertale, would there ever really be an explanation of the biology?
the gimmick that finally puts /utg/ on the map will involve a significant power outage in northern Spain
>>489132381oh my god bruh ah hell nah man what the fuck man get your ass ou somebody gotta da da da
Why does Berdfag hate Doomerfag exactly
>>489132536that's why you wear condoms, silly!
Hello /utg/ and welcome back for soda review numbah 72!Today, we have G Fuel: Blue Bomber Slushee.It has a crystal clear appearance.It has an aroma that is similar, if not identical, to a typical blue raspberry slushy.It has a sweet taste, that is shortly followed by a bitter energy drink taste.It has a persistent medicinal aftertaste.It contains 300 mgs of caffeine, which is 75% of the 400 mg threshold stated by the FDA.Overall, it's not that good. When I cracked open the can and poured it out, my initial reaction to seeing that it was crystal clear was "uh oh". My first taste convinced me that it wasn't as bad as I though, but that was before the aftertaste set in. The aftertaste is super persistent, lasting for minutes on end, and will drown out the initial sweet taste. Without said sweet taste, it's really easy to get sick of it before you finish the can.6/10. Have some sort of palate cleanser on hand when drinking.See you again tomorrow at 7 PM EST for the next review!>PostscriptMegaman 2's soundtrack is my favorite among all the games.I haven't actually took the time to listen through the soundtracks of ALL the games, so I might just eat my words.Also Wood Man's theme is my favorite. It's a real shame he's probably the least memorable of all the robot masters of that game.
>>489132610Monsters are made out of soul music
>>489132834Why does your setup make it look like you live in Mexican?
>>489132745I don't think he said that he did, but he's definitely better than doomerfag.
>>489133002Better how? I never see either of them talk about the game much. But Berdly is ugly and Ralsei is handsome so that makes Doomerfag better.
>>489133208I talk about the game with Kraut sometimes and even came up with some theories recently.
>>489133348>shitposting is game discussing>war is peace>freedom is slavery>ignorance is strength
>>489133348I forgot Berdfag also hates Kraut and his theoryposting. Which reminds me, I haven't seen Berdfag talk about the game in months. He just posts shitty lyrics or talks about his lesbian discord friend or how he can't overcome his autism for feathery critters in order to get laid IRL. Oh and don't forget the "That post was not me and I am not in this thread" posting.
>>489132834I just want to say you have a great taste in the ladies
>>489133208>>489133629You've gaslit yourself.
Kraut's actually kind of nice to talk to when he's not acting like a complete ass. I'd share a Bräu with him.
/utg/ got much slower and less on-topic once Kraut got banned.
>>489133925Kingfag banned and Kraut unbanned are the times when the threads are genuinely better than ever.
>Kraut posts>thread immediately goes on-topicAlmost like the thread is trying to avoid him through being on-topic... the silent majority just won't confirm it.
NPC who worships cults of personality because they genuinely cannot remember the actual reason they came to this general in the first place.
>>489134170I bet you thought of a really funny soijak image in your head when you typed this
Which Undertale/Deltarune character would win Hell's kitchen
>>489134236Berdfag is a soijak poster. He's the only one who hates Kraut this much.
>>489134236>really funny soijakThat’s a paradox
New bread when
>>489134258TorielCatti too probablyPapyrus after spending a single hour with Gordon Ramsey
>>489134327>anti-berdfag>look inside>pro-Kraut
>>489134327Checks out
>>489134336Fuck off birdshitter.
how does catti eatwhat's making her look like that
what if noellefag is berdfag?
Anti-berdfagging is a Kraut psyop through the unnatural power of doomposting
Which Undertale/Deltarune character would horny from Gordon Ramsey yelling at them
>>489132920It's so my national identity remains ambiguous. My walls are just like that.
>>489134591Berdfag has a work from home job (albeit he just masturbates all day, still), Noellefag is literally too retarded to ever hold one.
>>489134592How is doomerfag this powerful? What secrets does he know?
>>489134738>>489134738>>489134738
lmao just recovered this art i made off a hard drive
>>489130394hes irresistible
>berdfag, noellefag and kingfag used to do puzzles in the threads together>they are coincidentally the same gaggle of shitposters participating in all the drama spamming (berdfag/kingfag removing their avatars, noellefag's over 9000 different falseflag personas)>constantly fighting wars with other shitposters they perceive as their thread enemies (fobby, vorebaiters, krisrielfags, etc) for attention and stimmiestelly
>>489136027>noellefagDid I miss something?
is the retard who can't count past 10 supposed to be a secret boogeyman who pulls the strings and makes them ring nowi don't get it
