Boogie Edition Previous Woogie: >>489046859 Spoilers ahead, proceed at your own Frisk. -DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 >https://store.steampowered.com/app/1671210/DELTARUNE/ >https://tobyfox.itch.io/deltarune -The Old Game >https://undertale.com -The Old Game's Demo >https://undertale.com/demo -The New Game >https://deltarune.com -The New Game's Progress >https://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sqn3p9 >https://deltarune.com/update-092020/ >https://deltarune.com/update-092021/ >https://deltarune.com/update-092022/ >https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/halloween23/ >https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/summer24/ >https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/autumn24/ -Merch >https://www.fangamer.com/collections/undertale >https://www.fangamer.com/collections/deltarune -Books -Undertale Artbook >https://pastebin.com/1MRmU0Gk -Legends of Localization - Undertale >https://pastebin.com/DkZaXMpi -Extra Content >https://undertaleqa.tumblr.com >https://undertale.com/alarmclock >https://deltarune.com/sweepstakes/ >https://toby.fangamer.com/newsletters/ -Undertale/Deltarune Text Dumps & Screenshots >https://pastebin.com/WG9u1fvH -Undertale Image Collections >https://pastebin.com/g2JqH6Ba -Booru (newly resurrected, please help tag) >https://utg.vidya.pics/ -Recommendbin >https://pastebin.com/fsqd5Sa6 -Writebins >Current: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ZaYVvltQ_Rmf-ggszf1bwmYDW2NUcfpTYU7JzfyMhVE >Old: https://writebin.surge.sh -Comicbin >https://pastebin.com/UJpBYSEE -Fangamebin >https://archive.is/iSiFg -Wanna change the font? >https://pastebin.com/gMYfw6u7 -Thread Template >https://pastebin.com/rTN8SxAw
It's going to be a good thread
Thread rules:Berdfag is rightNo kraut posting No discussing the gamesDo not talk to eachother
doomin'
doomerfag theme>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7o3FI_7bb6M
>>489134897Evening threads are always shit.>>489134938Case in point.>>489134940Nevermind, thread is redeemed.
NO DOOMIN ONLY HOPES AND DREAMS https://youtu.be/HA3Ks8NLS-Y
>>489134984https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4DLatfujY8
Exercise limzur
dont ban i made this 3 years ago
>>489134984>>489134737case in point
*molests Noeeyytard with a toilet scrubber*
https://youtu.be/_PqPlVxR14o JUST HOPE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVeI-v7RIHk
fave does not believe in manscaping
>>489135472NOT SHAVIN MY BALLSSORRY JOE YOUTUBE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qx2zU1c2LFM
Don't you fucking post MF Doom.
>>489135176Who was the first to say "look at those knockers," Kris or Susie
https://youtu.be/7Xze3ySTNJQ
I wanna cuddle with the cute sweaty faves!
>>489135771But anon, I'm MF DOOMin'https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Zo4bWn-j-Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UhD9l8xbJ3wWE NEED THE HOPE TO BE BETTER
>>489135837noelle
>>489135106Why is Toriel a cop here? Why not just use Undyne?
>>489135771https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_9XG0CTvnk
And don't forget, use ALL CAPS when you spell his name.(laughs)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBAJAZTIP7E
MF DOOM would not enjoy doomerfag's presence, though...
this is my favorite songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WCAJ7VkfvU
Would you pet him?
>>489136294Yeah, I know he voiced the giraffe on Perfect Hair Forever and would annoy him with questions about old adult swim. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pkigEQEjEnE
>>489136456Maybe you should join him then
>>489136371
>>489136371is this a trick question?
>>489136518Nah, not mad enough to develop the high blood pressure needed for heart problems. You on the other hand, I'd suggest chilling out before it gets to you.Life's too short to spend it pissed off on 4chan all the time.
>>489136367BOOMER! (Damn them beta boomer sounds)
>>489136635I like these pics you are posting
>>489136871Poopshitters greatest hits album art.
>>489135472my fave believes in shaving their whole body so they can feel silky smooth for like 4 days
>>489136948i made em a while ago around 2020 then lost them with a hard drive changei just now got a sata hard drive to usb and saved them from the old drive
fave keeps eating packing peanuts to lose weight
>>489136826she later gets arrested for sexual harassment and susie ends up dating berdly
>>489135472GOOD fave should be sweaty and hairy
kraut is great when he doesn't (describes everything kraut does)
Fave shaves their entire head every week because their hair gets super thick and hot and it aggravates their acne so it's just easier for them to keep it shaved than to style it or do anything with it.
Alphys ate a pickle and said mmm
>>489137686Insanity cloaks itself in sanity.>deletedCase in point, you're just stupid.
All monster scat art is non-canon and made by people who don't know the lore
>>489137651Kraut strikes me as a LTG-esque retard who’s compensating super hard by saying the opposite of what he actually feels
Alphys IS A GIRL; SHE NEVER HAD A FREAKIN PICKLE!!!!
man these threads are fun to come back to, glad to see you guys haven't changedgood luck bros, hope the next chapters come out eventually
>>489137941This is true I was there
>>489135983goats are the only animal capable of sweating
>>489138080I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought of Chris Chan
>>489138012they got human food on the surface
cwcfags are more deranged than the guy himself
>>489138257then give me your cream, slut
Alphys masturbatin' and squirtin'
>>489138441Before and after plastic surgery
>>489138290herself*
>>489138290You don't have to tell me twice! But during the stone age...
>>489138303>grab dick>pull down>ice cream comes out buttholedelish
>>489138013He gives off super strong FTM vibes to me, though that's probably influenced by me running into a FTM guy that acted a lot like Kraut before I even joined /utg/
if toby fox wasn't a coward alphys would still be as hi-technical as her inspiration and also a guy
>>489138670>FTMs need testosteroneExplains it all.
Do you prefer African American Ralsei or Regular Ralsei?
>>489138537You really have to tell those cavemen twice!
>>489138759does noelle like epic bacon and falcon punch and trololo??????
>>489137651It's because he's a thread personality and he subconsciously sees him as a "celebrity" and thus latches onIt's the same reason why Doomerfag latches so hard onto himSame thing that happens with tripfags on every 4chan board
>>489138759noelle if she was 120% more abuseable
>>489138912>COPDHAH
abusie the susie
>>489139036I thought it COPD was DPD, damn...
>>489138820african american ralsei has more soul
>>489137651kraut is incredibly repressed, the /pol/tards bully him so that's why he comes here all the time instead. big fish in small pond and all that
>>489138820both is good
>>489139036Chronic obstructive pulmonary disease???
>>489138820i wouldn't dislike regular ralsei if it wasn't for the stupid fucking horns pointing in the wrong direction and the fact the cool as shit wizard hat is goneif only we could get ralsei with the cool fucking wizard hat again but NOOO because it's part of his CHARACTER ARC and learning to SHOW HIMSELF NAKED or some shit because toby wants more asriel porn or whatever the fucki'm not even asking him to be obscured in darkness again i just want his cool fucking wizard hat back because WIZARD HATS ROCK and it's dumb as shit because whenever this shit is asked anywhere else like twitter (or the famous "x" as it's become known) everyone shits on anyone who likes the first design better by saying "well toby sketched the other one first and also it's part of his character arc" and it's incredibly fucking stupid
>>489138759sexual thoughts about her
>>489139389Who are you talking to?
>>489139232Reduces his shitposting power a lot if you just... realize he has a very strong mental illness like a lot of avatarfags have?
>>489139389Do you think that everyone who hates you is the same person? Wait, scratch that, every narcissist who makes a name for themself on 4chan does. Why am I even asking.
It is good to know Deltarune fan art featuring Ralsei is still on topic for this thread about Deltarune the videogame. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDMXTu4NUc4
>>489138013what's LTG meant to mean
>>489139592Who are you talking to?
>>489138906Absolutely>>489139412Rimming her cute nerdy butt would be fun
>>489139334Yeah, isn't he in his 30s?
Is the on-topic posting to talking about thread personalities ratio always this bad?
>>489139481>>489139637Not you, clearly.
>>489139776Who are you talking to?
>>489139770When the thread personalities are always talking about themselves and won't go away, yeah
I tried going into another general on /vg/ and it was basically just constant seething about trans people and hoping they die
>>489138678I don't think people were making psychotically horny bisexual fat bitch characters back in 2015 so he was treading new ground
Let's test that theory!I'm trans
>>489139389Could you post your Discord tag?
>>489139634Pretty sure he means Lowtiergod (fighting game lolcow)>>489139984Basically every single /vg/ general is fucking bonkers, and basically for the same reason where their own respective thread personalities just use them as a hugbox to have random meltdowns while surrounded by whatever visual aesthetic they parasitically latch onto
How often does Ralsei go to the groomers for his fur care?Does he get naked???????
what is the most sensitive part of the goat penis
>post off topic>seethe like a baby when moderated for posting off topicI don't fucking get it. You know what you're doing, you actively get off on knowing the jannies usually don't care about your posts you KNOW are breaking rules, so why do you get so surprised when they do anything?It just doesn't make sense to me for someone who knowingly breaks rules to sperg out when the repercussions of breaking them happen.
i feel like there should be a spamton edit of this
>>489139338Are you aware of the Earthbound Depression game Everhood and its cool Green Mage characterI think you would be into that
>>489139481>>489139637>>489139865>>489110224
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGinY8pKAno
>>489140269Ralsei gets groomed constantly. That’s why he’s gay.
>>489139389You can still get banned after that. I hope you do, you're really whiny.
>>489140373why is she a n
>>489140373why do they always code the monsters as minorities?
>>489139984>>489140109The control group of users did nothing, it seems you were correct.
>>489140373I saw this posted on Reddit. Try harder next time, we need more originality here in order to differentiate our community from others.
>>489140373They made it woke
>>489140373Post more gote humans.
>>489140471I'd find her hotter if she was.
Fact:Toby decided to make all of Hometown be monsters instead of humans because he realized he wouldn't be able to write non-white characters without making a massive fool of himself
>>489140319it's especially ironic that the post that got deleted/got him warned read "I talk about the game less than (kraut) and there's not much you can do about me making posts I want to make unfortunately"only to then be followed with NOOOOO WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO GET RID OF ME WHAT DID I DOOOO
>>489140669I would believe this actually. He tried designing a Japanese human student and it looked so racist it gave Temmie an ulcer.
>>489140669>writer decided to play to his strengths instead of his weaknesseswhy am i supposed to think that's a bad thing again
I have such a ROBUST and SEXY social life but uhhhhhhh DON’T FUCKING BAN ME I NEED /UTG/
>>489140439Honestly he'd be less irritating if he'd just own up to it and say smug shit instead of throwing a genuine fucking tantrum about people reporting him whenever the mods do anything.
>>489140373This dialog is really pissing me off and I don't know why
>>489140846getting robusted in maint with a toolbox
>>489140819But imagine the alternate world where we got to hear Toby try his hand at hip hop
>>489141018I swear I've seen a video of Toby rapping.
Does anyone have Kraut's Discord tag?
Toby (forma de humanrune) forgets that making filler characters based off one-note quirky stereotypes doesn't work for human races and gets cancelled for making "Blackington"
>>489141202B-but he was just trying to write a character who was good at sports anon
Video of Toby fapping
>>489141276with an affinity for watermelons? seriously?
would you rather have unlimited bacon but no favesor unlimited faves and some faves and no faves
It's hard to even comprehend how much less awesome Deltarune would be if it wasn't a furry game At the very least it would not have the same sense of identity
>>489141358Unlimited games
>>489141323And purple drank, yes. Seriously.
Why can't I have no faves and 3 money
All the characters are white coded apart from Gaster who's black.
I'm not engaging in minority slander; I quite like minorities.
>>489140669Toby will have to learn how to write humans once project 2025 rolls and furs are also banned with the alphabet umbrella
>>489141358Can I have unlimited wishes instead? you didn't make a no unlimited wishes rule.
>>489139389Why do goatfags (Mint, Doomer, etc) always hate the games yet post here
Toby got away with saying faggot he would be allowed to have the most stereotypical Black character to ever exist
I feel like Toby would rather just turn his game into a Japanese-exclusive if Project 2025 ends up threatening his vision
>>489141674I played Yume Nikki.I'm grandfathered into the quirkcore while you were born in it, molded by it.
>>489141784That was 15 years ago
>>489141358I'd rather give fave unlimited bacon
>>489139389>>489140596Why were these deleted?
>>489141873Uh oh another one of your posts got deletedAny more crying you want to do?
waow
>>489141873Please add me on Discord.
>>489142003The jannies are based for once.
>>489141784just change one of the monsters into a black human and SOMEONE will interpret it that way
what about undyne, since she's a cop
>>489141674What do you think of the Papyrus personality is a facade theory?
How did Asriel originally feel about his adopted sibling being a dirty hu-mon?How long did it take for him to understand Kris's pronouns?
>>489142313Why was this deleted?
>doomerfag get targeted by jannies>kraut-lettes start appearingCoincidence?
what if doomerfag is banned when his boyfriend returns
>>489142347That Papyrus is secretly scheming or what?
how would asriel feel if you touched the skin under his tail
Do you guys worry that Chapters 3+4 are going to flop in sales and it's going to cause the whole project to get cancelled as Toby is out of money and can't continue to fund development.
>>489135121i love this picture of frisk so much thank you for it.
>>489142571Why?
>>489142540The theory is that he's actually serious and depressed, and his wacky persona is to cover that
>>489142458gotes love making new friends
>>489142767That's just Sans
>>489141674>Why do goatfags (Mint, Doomer, etc) always hate the games yet post hereIt’s weird, I was about to go on a slight tirade about how SOMETHING about the “excessively cutesy” aesthetic constantly attracts dudes with clear personality disorders in a way that’s clearly not just a coincidence (I mean, people have been making jokes about sperglords with anime girl PFPs for years), but then I realized that it doesn’t really answer the fundamental question of why do these guys CONSTANTLY go out of their way to actively hang out in a general for shit they hate; it can’t even be because they want other people to post whatever character they vaguely like, because they could literally just go to a booru for that (even more obvious with how doomerfag constantly has a million billion e621 tabs up for some reason).
>>489142814Well that is Sans too
i spent a day and a half in bed doing nothing but sleeping and lying in excruciating pain and had NO quirky fever dreams or ideas for video game endings to make me rich and famous, just a lot of almost-crying and wishing i was still young and with loving parents who seemed like they could fix anything in the worldi'm going to sue toby fox
>>489142347I do think it's a facade but not because he's depressed it's because he's worried other people are and he wants to cheer them up
>>489142627There's no way that Toby can run out of money unless he's spending it all on rooms full of anime figurines. The money he's gotten from Undertale and all the merch, paired with the huge tax write-off he probably got with the sweepstakes, is more than enough to keep up development for decades.
>>489143064>unless he's spending it all on rooms full of anime figurines.(Nervous raugh)
I just want to talk to Ralsei anon,I don't know why he's ignoring me
>>489142797Asriel freaking out after learning about how boss monsters work because he'll probably long outlive his new adopted sibling
>>489143064Hiring a team of people is not cheap even if you're a millionaire. You run out of money faster than you'd imagine on projects especially the longer they take.
>>489143061Damn he just like me fr fr
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI
how did hussie run out of money
lil bro waited until the exact moment his temp block expired
>>489143627Two in a row no less, protect your neck.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFhXivuXq00
>>489143342Toby paid the Twitter Dev Crew in exposure Producer paid the 2 new actual developers with money
>lil bro
>>489142994Are you having your period?
why does everyone say "bro" and "lil bro" in third person nowadaysis this a black people thing
>>489143859black people say lil niggawhite people have to say lil bro instead
only tangentially related but the most irritating thing about ESL Berdfag when he was here was the unironic zoomer lingonormally I don’t even care about that stuff too much but his usage of it was genuinely grating
>>489143859>nowadaysBro is 70s/80s slang shortened from "Brother". Are you new? To English?
>>489143105i was sleeping, not ignoring you, i should really be in bed right now, but i can't sleep. what did you want to talk about?
i wish the krisriel poster would stop being such a pussy and start posting the good stuff where they're naked and touch each other's penis
>>489140808>it looked so racist it gave Temmie an ulcer.heh>can't find the image of k_k on the drumset from the newsletter preview using the cymbal as a racist chinese rice field hati need to organize my shit
>>489144036Cry About It
>>489143859More like a zoomer thing. Zoomers love talking like Black people everything short of saying nigga.
>>489143859americans worship niggers so all slang comes from them
>>489141202Counterpoint: Uncle Ruckus is one of the best characters ever.
>>489144348>Rasincism
>>489144087yes but in the 2010s and earlier, one would use bro in a vocative way (directly addressing the person), like "hey bro where'd you get all that fresh pepperoni"now people use it in third person, talking about the person as if they're not in the room
>Berdfag larper Huh
>>489144183I'm not a Krisriel poster I just like Asriel & Kris siblinghood
>>489144097I meant weed femboy Ralsei guy who's friends with Kraut unless you know him?
>larping infobroker weedosmoker
>>489144454Language evolves but I wouldn't go around acting like it's some new slang or anything. The usage hasn't even changed, just the way people form sentences and ideas. But yeah people should stop talking how twitter does and type good like me instead.
>>489143858no i have a tooth abscesswosh u teefs, anons. dental care ain't nothing to fuck with no matter how horny susie's gross-ass yellow teeth make you
Peppermint tea is weird as hell, it’s warm in temperature but the peppermint flavor makes it feel kinda “chilly” anyway
>/utg/ is once again incapable of understanding nice gote appreciationsad!
Really just going down the checklist of community pillar bullshit tonight, huh
what is it about goat ass that's so hot
>>489144858AND knuckles
>>489143859black people speak has become noticably common on the internet recentlythat and anti-white racism
>>489144273What if you fed Ralsei a burger made from goat meat. And you didn't tell him at first, you just acted normal, it's his first burger and he says it's really good and he's clearly really happy. And once he's at like 80% of it you tell him it's made out of goat. And at first he laughs, because in what universe would you do something so horrible to him. But slowly it dawns on him that you're serious and he starts hyperventilating and crying. He feels the need to throw up but he can't for some reason, he runs to the bathroom trying to wretch but nothing comes out.
>>489145058>anti-white racismMan, that sounds like something that doesn't exist.
>>489145131ralsei isn't a goat
I use twitter SOLELY to make myself angry but cry that media is full of anti-escapism
>>489145058>black people speak has become noticably common on the internet recentlyblack vernacular has been popular since the 80's have you just noticed?
>>489145198>racism
>>489145314I use Twitter to save pornography of my faves!
>>489145218>ralsei isn't a goat
>>489145198I've seen a lot of people calling each other crackers and calling everything they don't like "white people" things
i want to rim ralsei's cute nerdy butt
Fave is really upset seeing the hatred towards African Americans in the Undertale general
>anti-white racism>anti-escapism>black vernacularHoly shit did I step into Tumblr?
>>489145442>I've seen a lot of peoplePost the sites you use so I- I mean we can laugh at you for being a normalfag
>>489145556this place is basically an unholy crossover of tumblr users and 4chan users so kind of???
Ralsei sees Kris and is IMMENSELY relieved the prophesied human is Caucasian
>>489145428don't look at me like that toothpaste boy, YOU'RE the one who said "it's so great susie is the way she is! i love how she's cruel and selfish and violent!"I wanted to go back to the light world and find someone ELSE, but NO, you INSISTED she's the hero and now we're in a mess up to our eyeballs. this would never have happened if catti was here instead
>>489145635>yellow but actually blue>Caucasian
>>489145442some things definitely are white people shit thoughlike white people taco night or putting hellmanns mayonnaise on everythingor obsessing over funko pops and star wars and microbrew ipa
>>489145559Why are all british people inherently evil and racist?
>>489145635>caucasianNigga he is bright fucking yellow what looks caucasian about that?
>>489145559go back to /pol/
>>489145843juandice
>>489145559your grandchildren are gonna be brown
>>489145559That's a good thing, at least acid's not involved.
Trump lost. You can be me now.
Politics and FUZZY CWITTERS, that’s me!Spicy hot takes? Brightly colored animals? Latent desire to fuck my plushies? That’s me, baby!Hatred of human faces! Lover of all things snuggleable! That’s all me!I love fuzzy wuzzies! I HATE anything that isn’t sugar and pastels!Rawr! Sparkledog!
>>489145843one with juandice
>>489146120I don't care for this Chara variant
>>489146109>clearly a reputable source
>>489146109> source: a nazi bluecheck cryptobro shill account on elon musk's pedophile trafficking websitei'm not clicking on that shit
>>489146120>inner thoughts of a nazifur
I think this bread went moldyWe should throw it out and go get a new one
>>489145559>>489146109>>489146319>>489146335Does this happen in Deltarune
Kris might literally be yellow but 99% of fan art interprets Kris as effectively, and spiritually, white. Kris being white, is right. It feels obviously correct and true. And in fact this goes for basically all the anthros in Deltarune too. And I'm glad. I'm glad to have a product for white people for ONCE.
>>489146435Same with Kris being male
Not even Kraut goes off on minorities this much
>>489146319I forgot, when did blue checkmarks get very noticeably bad?A big part of why I finally quit twitter for good was when I started noticing how many literal bot accounts had blue checkmarks
>>489146532No, he does, but you haven't seen a meltdown of his in a while.
>>489146435ah yes kris the nonbinary bisexual with a 12-year-old goat boyfriend
kraut was banned but his spirit lives onfor better or for worse (it's definitely for worse)
this thread is Pissing me offpost your originalStarwalkers
>>489146109Deserved for being british maybe he'll think better next time.
kraut or woomy who's worse
If majority fanart decides what's canon for a character then I guess Toriel canonically has gigantic breasts
>>489146570When they started being sold. Now the only blue checkmarks are altright grifters and cryptobros
>>489146852This isn’t even a real question, Kraut is confined to a single general where he’s treated like a circus act, meanwhile Woomy spazzed out across the entire site for years
>>489146120>>489146325Unironically me, to the letter.
>>489146684>Non-binary>Bisexual>Anthro boyfriendLiterally all of this is DISTINCTLY white.
how the fuck did making fun of doomershit with "lil bro" cause this
this thread needs a diaper change... very naughty...
The Anons' RevoltAugust 5th, 2024
>>489147146never EVER MAKE FUN OF THE PILLARMEN!!!!!stimmies!!! STIMMIES!!!! need thing, CONSTANT thing, thingthingTHING THINGS NEED TO BE HAPPENING RIGHT NOW ALL THE TIME!!!!!!stimstimstimstimSTIMSTIMSTIM WOOOOO I’M BOUNCING ON THE WALLS
*wwalks into thread*wweh
>>489147146doomerbro is suspiciously quiet rn
>>489147362oh-ooooooohhhhh it was the goatfags who did it
>>489147404wwhats up baby butt
*posts shitty music and/or e621 link*
>>489146847>mfw i drew something people posti may die happy
>>489147538Thank you for the genuinely insightful post.
Racist Pieces Cookie Dough Blizzard
I like doomer ralsei's pictures but to be honest I don't often click on the music they link because I mainly use mobile.
>>489147572don't die yert we haven't played chapter 3
>>489147146Note to self: Use zoomer slang to throw thread into a frenzy
>>489147478Anti-doomer goatfags insurgency coming in with the sabotage
You people are vile
*cuddles away*
>>489147572Terrible drawing. Do better.
I just ripped off toby's toes, in exchange for not cutting him, chapter 3 will be based on pirates and entirely remade
>>489147840>chapter 3 will be based on piratesthis would be based except Toby would never dare play a gaijin adVNture point and curikku like Monkey Island
>>489147831i already did better
>>489147995FUZZY
>>489147820Sorry, bud, don't be white next time
on god blud thought he cooked
/utg/
White people will be sexual stock for the mixed-race Communist revolution.
I love reddit!I love social media!Yum yummy stimmieroomy!
>>489148223the only good thing to come from deltareddit is that one guy who keeps drawing fat susie and causing meltdowns in the comments because people can't decide if they should be angry about fat fetish art or angry at other people for being angry at unconventional body shapes
>george floyd incident>toby donates millions>real life kiddos get badtimed but they happen to be white>
>>489148359ermmm that's underreddit not deltarreddit
the deltateens are LITERALLY 14!!!!! YOU SICK FUCK!!!!!!!!no i don't have any in-game proofno toby has never indicated their age beyond the range of "teenager" that could include 18th-they're... THEY'RE JUST 14 OKAY!??!
Who invited /pol/
>>489148548Goatfags did
>/pol/>not /leftypol//utg/ is so gone
Murder... is bad
>>489148565why is she so so so small
>>489148527if susie was 18 she'd have huuuuge bazonkahonkers as is known to happen to women and she doesn't Therefore she was born in a lab 20 seconds before the start of chapter 1 This also applies to Toriel yes
>Murder... le bad!
>>489148626Trump lost though.
>>489148698>thunderous applause>WOW INCREDIBLE>EVERYONE PLEASE GIVE IT UP FOR TOBY FOX
Today I will remind them that Deltarune takes place in our world, our very own normal non-Strange yet Real world, by the existence of this one line of dialogue that was left the way it is through not one but two translations.
>>489148790And that's a good thing!
WOOOOOO FUZZY WUZZY STIMMIEEEEEEEEEE HeeeheEHEEHEEEEE *flaps arms* STIM STIM STIM *runs around the room making airplane noises*
>>489148527I literally do not care if they are 18 or not, nobody here cares about these things
>>489147995This is really autistic, but I normally don't like babies, but I think I understand why normal people like babies when I see a furry baby.
>>489148801what
>>489148708she's not small, god is just really big relative to her
If Deltarune wants to be like Earthbound then why are they French Fries instead of Baguetteland Fries
>>489148312I think Asian and Latino guys are hot.
>>489148953French fries, anon.
>>489148960why is god so so so big
>>489148953If french fries exist then France must exist
>>489149112god, duh
>>489149107>>489149123French fries weren't invented in France thoughTherefore the existence of French fries does not imply the existence of France
eat gote
>>489149224They were Belgian, actually.
>>489149224they're still named after france stupid bitch
>>489149264BELGIUM IS CANONFUCK YOU TOBYFUCK YOU BELGIUM HATERS
>>489149257bratty pls
>>489149264>>489149383Which is like Germany and France combined.
>>489149330In Deltaworld the word "French" was invented for the fries specificallyIt has no meaning other than the foodJust like Dark"Burger" doesn't prove Hamburg, Germany exists in the Dark World
>>489149264Exactly. The existence of Belgium does not imply the existence of France. And Belgium is a fictionalized concept. Which means UTDR isn't in our universe.>>489149330Perhaps in the UTDR franchise they are named after secret royal scientist Dr. W.D France
>>489149257susie pls
>>489149427With a hint of Dutch.
>>489149257catti pls
eat gote assthats where the bulk of the meat is if you ever crash land somewhere and have to donner party
>>489149732Dinner party? Yum!
gotes in my
>>489149732>>489149779It was not that yummy
>>489149469This is a stupid side to take because it means you have to assume every single similar scenario has a word just made up like that. Susie was banned from Free Ham Sandwich Day but since the Duke of Sandwich and England don't exist the word Sandwich was just made up by monsters to describe two pieces of bread holding meat even though they'd already invented the word burger to mean the same thing.
Belgian waffles yumyum
goats are inside of my fat goth cat
>>489149883sorry i dont speak doctor signature can someone give me a translation
>>489135732no.......
>>489150002"Thursd. 25th froze hard last night fine & sunshiny to day wind W. Mrs Murphy says the wolves are about to dig up the dead bodies at her shanty, the nights are too cold to watch them, we hear them howl -Frid 26th froze hard last night to day clear & warm Wind S: E: blowing briskly Marthas jaw swelled with the toothache: hungry times in camp, plenty hides but the folks will not eat them we eat them with a tolerable good apetite. Thanks be to Almighty God. Amen Mrs Murphy said here yesterday that thought she would Commence on Milt. & eat him. I dont that she has done so yet, it is distressing. The Donnos told the California folks that they commence to eat the dead people 4 days ago, if they did not succeed that day or next in finding their cattle then under ten or twelve feet of snow & did not know the spot or near it, I suppose they have done so ere this time"
>>489149942https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nf4zPEW5CA4
>>489149892>This is a stupid side to take because it means you have to assume every single similar scenario has a word just made up like that.That is completely on brand for Toby quirk>the word Sandwich was just made up by monsters to describe two pieces of bread holding meat even though they'd already invented the word burger to mean the same thing.Nuh uh burgers have buns specifically while sandwiches are any bread
>>489136871sansy long hands by beloved
>>489150158>burgers have buns specifically while sandwiches are any breadis a submarine sandwich a burger?
>>489150274no it's a marine vessel
Why do the characters speak 日本語 when there is no 日本
toby knows deltarune takes place in our world in funny-america and that's why he dummied out clover's line about gun control
>>489150274what defines a burger is if it has a specific kind of bun and whether or not it has a slab shaped thing of meateither a normal beef patty or a chicken one or whatever else qualifies as a patty
Fave feels an indescribable emotion when they see a youtube video that says “17 years ago”
>>489147362i like when the goat ass is closer to anatomically-accuratehttps://static1.e621.net/data/87/6b/876ba01c6bd1830ffc9c289c86a2d846.jpg
>>489150636what were clover's lines about gun control i forgot them
>i like when the goat ass is closer to anatomically-accurate
>>489150936IT'S BLART
>>489150881one head replies with "Mouse and keyboard!" and another says "Controller!"
Fave puts on female youtubers in the background while they masturbate
yummy
>>489150636Doesn't deltarune take place in massachusetts?
doesn't deltarune just use standard fantasy linguistic theory, basically "in-universe they're speaking their own language with their own words, but the game translates everything to english for the convenience of you the player"like they don't say sandwich, but it's translated as sandwich
>>489151075>hard vore
>>489151232who says they can't swallow the cooked ralsei whole
>>489151174I have never once heard someone suggest that.
When was the last time /utg/ went an entire thread without any posts about eating ass or vore
>>489151283he's still being cooked and mutilated
>>489151391yeah but hard vore is chewing
>>489151337it's an assumed literary convention for a lot of fantasy worksyou would know if you browsed /tg/ worldbuilding & literary critique threads
>>489151445/tg/ isn't real you schizo
>>489151232Hard core!
Eating Fave’s ass!Fave misses their glutes now!Everyone’s laughing at Fave for having a pancake ass!
>browsing /tg/ yuck!
>>489142339who's the furry?
>>489151697isnt that the abbreviation for gender transformation porn
>>489151702You
>>48915136717 years ago
>>489151426hard vore is any death or cooking before digestion
>>489151843damn i look good!
>>489151161Yes.
>>489151445I haven't touched /tg/ since long before it became Terrible Generals, sorry. I'm sure that's a thing for a lot of fantasy settings, where everyone is speaking Low Gothic or Atlantean or Ferengi or whatever and it's translated just for us, but there's nothing saying that Toby games don't just use plain old English as their 'internal' language (with the exception being the Japanese translations, which still have English in canon but displayed differently for their benefit). Especially since so many gags and even plot bits kind of rely on English language and culture subversion- Alphys being a huge weeb doesn't quite work if they're all speaking Nippon anyway, LV and EXP and so on.
>>489142532Then they will recreate the ending of Romeo and Juliet
I wish I was a little bit taller, I wish I was a ballerI wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call herI wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a batAnd a six-four Impala
i should be the one to fix susie
I stink
>>489152436take a shower
i should be the one to beat susie with a metal pipe
>>489152395>>489152436match made in heaven
i wanna be the one (to watch her die)
This is one of the worst threads in a long time. I really think /utg/ should be retired until a new chapter comes out
>>489152436you gotta wosh yo ass
Shit don't change till you get up and wash yo ass nigga
>no images for the last 100 or so poststhe pillars fuckin died
I gave Fave robotic hair
>>489152948Goes to show how much of a usual thread is avatarfagging.
>>489152948actually it's only been about 33 or 34 or 35 posts without images
image
>>489145559bro have a heart they're just trying to integrate by using the traditional British greeting of a stab and chips
>>489152948i ated the pillars of the community sorry *uerp*
Powerwash Susie's smelly ass
Oh you're a /utg/ fan? Name every pillar of the community.
>>489153016BUT THE BURNING IN HIS HEART, I DID NOT PUT THERE
hellman's REAL faveonnaise
>>489153183Imagine playing Undertale and thinking racism is good
>>489146498ngl ol' Francis kinda deserves it
>>489153183all britishoids deserve to die for the sin of settler colonialism
kiddo have a heart they're just trying to be nice by using the traditional monster greeting of magic bullets
the pillars in my tumtummunity are very hugey telling in the dossiYAY stimmy simmies doomerkrauts brap plap
>>489153305The only pillars that matter Shahada, Salah, Zakat, Sawm, Hajj. Fi Amanillah my friend.
UNDERTALE / DELTARUNE??
>>489153292i was reading a fic the other day and out of nowhere someone in it made a comment about how it wouldn't hurt if susie finally got a shower and it made me laugh because even in totally unrelated fics with no fetish involvement, everyone knows susie fuckin reeks
>>489153305>Kraut>Woomy>Kingfag>Mint>PPfag>Doomerfag>Berdfag>Initialfag>Wojaktimmy>Krautorbitor>Yuki>Adachifag>CCA (Cute Chara Anon)>ESL Berdfag>Libertarian BerdfagI'm gonna assume people who don't post here
>>489146847
>>489153706*I'm gonna assume people who don't post here still count
woomy should come back and show these fuckers how it's done
Burgerpants posting racist rants on Monsterchan after a human walked by him on the street
>>489153292Why would you do such a cruel thing
>>489153706since when were timmy and lolbertarian berdfag community pillars
>>489153827he killed fiddy men
Burgerpants wouldn't be racist, he's a university student.
>>489153907He probably unironically got a visit from a glowing three-letter agent and was forced to stopA schizo of his caliber suddenly gaining self reflection and turning over a new leaf on his own just DOESN'T add up
>>489153946because normally her ass smells of lovely fresh lavender
>>489153907Didn't he post actual gore here.
>>489154068Burgerpants factually did not get to go to university in either of the timelines that we've seen so far. BP is universally doomed to failure.
>>489154097Did anyone ever get the chance to ask him what happened?
>>489154213he can go to trade school... don't blackpill him yet... i still have a chance
>Toby Fox's been dead for 5 years. He died during Chapter 2's development! All the years you thought he was with you - that was just in your mind!
>>489154097He said he got hospitalized due to sleep deprivation, it could have been the shrink telling him to stop rather than the feds.
>>489149257stalin pls
>>489154213He's skinnyfat and gay and wears glasses. He has the look of a university student.
>>489154097>>489154243Feds would not go after someone that posts gore that you can find on any basic gore website. That's retarded. He probably got institutionalized and had a change of heart once all the meds kicked in.
>>489154371Wait nevermind I was thinking about wojaktimmy
>orbiters are so desperate to not talk about the game that they are now discussing completely unrelated thread-flooders from years ago
>>489153706>>Libertarian BerdfagLiterally who
Pizzapants is not gayHe cruises around with Asriel picking up CHICKS
>>489154118I like it when cute fave butt smells like butt!
>>489154490There is no game
>>489153305>>489153706okay so every thread pillar has been named now, but can any one of you name every threadfriend?
I do wonder who the hell this flood of new people are. They seem very unpleasant. I like the weird Calvin and Hobbes thread that happened like a week ago but now it seems like it's just gone to shit again
>>489154393You post with amazing confidence for someone who is demonstrably wrong on two counts and possibly wrong on the third.
>>489154425he wouldn't have gone to schizo prison unless someone got his dox and fedded him anyway and there's no evidence that happened
>>489153706I was friends with 4 of these people, thank God I wasn't named.
>>489154538Liquid Berdfag
>>489153415I know that it's bad, I was just roleplaying as snowdrake don't worry.
>>489154714There's even less evidence the feds got him, because they have zero purpose to. Posting gore to 4chan isn't illegal in the US, and neither is saving it. He either genuinely snapped out of it or got institutionalized by his family.
My favorite aspect about the community pillars is that every single one of them has the most dogshit sleeping habits imaginable
friend to gote communication
>>489154739so true tasquie
>>489154673>>489154213>born poor because of the type of monster he was born as>stays poor because he can't afford to go to a university>can't get a scholarship grant to go to a university for free because he wasn't born as the right type of monster>everyone in his life tells him to just "cope", "get over it", "quit complaining", and "be grateful for what you have (which is nothing)"Is Deltarune about class warfare?
Which Undertale/Deltarune character would staple squirrels to your corpse?
>>489153706I'm two of these people lmaoHave fun guessing, I won't tell ya ;)
>>489153292A pressurized stream of water up her ass has got to sting a little
>>489155073Frisk
>>489154897Woomy provably had no family. He lived alone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cu5pYYE2514
>>489155184Then he either snapped out of it or institutionalized himself. Or did something stupid irl and got thrown in the asylum by police.
>>489155131she will learn to behave
>>489154607>Asrielfren 1>Asrielfren 2>Doomerralseifrenand everyone else that is also nice :)
no offense but woomy seemed like the type of person who would've escalated it into an armed conflict and gone down fightinglike that florida guy who killed 6 cops when they tried to bring him in on loli porn charges wait... where was woomy from again
>>489155345all she'll internalize from this is to avoid bathing even more
>>489155393>like that florida guy who killed 6 cops when they tried to bring him in on loli porn chargesStorytime?
>>489155458then she gets the hose again
Why do they keep coding the monsters as browns?Do they not understand just how incredibly racist that is?
>>489155562
>>489155562I FUCKIN LOVE EMPANADAS ALMOST AS MUCH AS I LOVE FAT WOMEN
When monsters want to be racist to each other what do they say
>>489155867uncle human
You guys talk about race more than the fucking game
>>489155959which utdr would win in a race
>>489155959oh im sorry there hasnt been a fucking substantial update for over a year
>>489155959The game is about race though or at least a good part of it
>>489155959sorry, I'm still mad the nurburgring was only like 6 hours this year
>>489155367>>Doomerralseifrenhttps://voca.ro/17a62CFquOHZ
I have no actual economic theory but I love politics because it makes brain stimmies feel goodly
>Community pillar kart racerWho do you main?
the nurburgring trials
>>489156014papyrus vs undyne super sprint competition GO
>>489156119can you at least try to post something undertale or deltarune relatedgod i fucking hate you leeches
I'm really glad that Toby is very sensitive about what he puts into his games and we have never had a steven universe moment where the characters look directly at the camera and lecture us about current real world events or about how being gay and brown is empowering
I'm sorry but I like the idea of UT/DR characters being involved with real world politics it's funny every time
Undertale/Deltarune KartsWhat tracks we getting boys?
>>489156109My economic theory is that it's dumb that rich people get more free money and free stuff than anyone else so we should stop allowing it.
I hate politics and I hate you all even more
Impostors
>>489156187Baba Booey
>>489156215Gay brown boys are hot.
I’m reminded of that clip of Chris Chan rambling about politics while playing with MLP figurines in front of a camera
monarchy with gote > democracy with deer
>>489156525this would be the average goatbro if asriel actually got merch
I would rather watch President Asgore address the nation about the Human-Monster war than play this fucking game
Abomination
WHY are we being swarmed by /pol/tards and Kiwifags. Fuck off already
>>489155004https://voca.ro/1bL6Qzlf9oDK
FAVE IS DEAD
>>489156631>Kiwifags out of NOWHERE
All I’m saying is that /mlpol/ should’ve been permanent
>>489156709theres a dude who brings up chris chan at every fucking opportunity
>>489156573I want to live in a cute rich smart goat or deer boy's apartment and give him emotional and sexual favours in exchange for being able to share in the privileges of his lifestyle
>>489156608if asriel actually got merch i would throw out all my belongings and replace it with asriel merch
>>489156809he probably just watched the cwc history videos, calm down.
I'm not a /pol/fag... I DO want the genocide of white people.
>>489156809Chris Chan is internet history. Everybody knows Chris Chan and there's material out the ass to reference.
I was born white and I've spent my entire life trying to make up for it.
>>489156631I agree
>>489156631>>489156709>He doesn't know
>>489156809Isn’t it cause Chris is like the go-to example for being a retard on the internet
>>489156624gone away is the bluebirdhere to stay is the bluebirdwhy does the bluebird keep coming back
>God, we're like...>SO hyped for the destruction of the white race.How did Toby get away with this line?
>>489157069Maybe the go to example of a mentally ill person being tormented by freaks who push him to do even worse and worse shit, breaking his mind and having an insane obsessiveness with him to the point of driving him literally insane.
>>489157112Gamers don't die, they respawn
All I'm saying is that both of these games have numerous references to internet culture. An anon making a reference to Chris Chan or whoever ain't gonna hurt anybody.
>>489155761
>>489157332So like Kingfag, complete with kind of being a vaguely shitty person at their core
>>489157332her*
Kingfag did nothing wrong.
Catwich did nothing wrong either.
>>489157490I never understand this. Oh there's a crazy homeless person on the street. He rambles crazy shit at passerby which means it's justified when I pour water on his head and light his rug on fire as le epic funny prank.
>>489157558She literally caused someone to kill themself.
Megan won.Chris lost.
>>489157750>making shit up
>>489156323joke judgement hall track that's just a straight line
>>489157804Shut up, megatron.
>>489157749>homeless>rugwhat, where would they put it
>>489157291To atone for his crimes.
>>489157749>He rambles crazy shit at passerby which means it's justified when I pour water on his head and light his rug on fire as le epic funny prank.very Susie-coded post, honestly
>>489157749it's always justified to do that to homeless people. they deserve it. i personally enjoy printing out fake money and then giving it to them.
Hussie wonToby Lost
What is Starwalker in the Light World
Fave lost the pole vaulting contest due to their MASSIVE SCHLONG
I just looked through the sonichu wiki one time and thought it was entertaining enough to learn the lore fromI haven't touched kiwisharts
NebraskaMeat Ghost
Does anyone have the fanfiction where Mettaton sissifies Frisk? Or the one where the reader is a groupie that goes backstage with Mettaton? Please?
>sonichubroke>sinfestwoke
Fave won the pole vaulting contest because of their MASSIVE SCHLONG
>fanfiction where Mettaton sissifies Friskgrim
>>489157940Well... I mean least you're consistent in being a shit human
is kingfag wifeable
>>489158363no you incel
I remember Umriss.
>>489158363You might need to use some force but yeah
Kiddo isn’t homeless, they just pretend to be then goes to their house when it hits evening
>>489158465what the fuck
If you feel like shit remember that Kingfag had a boyfriend meanwhile you're still single
>>489158363back off buddy she's mine *unsheathes katana*
>>489158461Cum piss
As a poor person I never understood why rich people have such severe contempt and hatred for the poor or the homeless. Like, I objectively don't have enough resources to affect your life in any way that matters, so why would you care about me enough to hate me? Can someone please explain the thought process?
>>489158573Rich guy here. You people stink and take my tax dollars. That's about the long and short of it.
>>489158537I'm broke.
>>489158562That's like after you cum and need to piss.
>>489158537A boyfriend that was polyamorous. That’s why she’s so obsessed with King by the way, he won’t leave her like her boyfriend did.
>>489158332I think that's just a reference to some tiktok/video
>>489158537I can't imagine why the winners of this thread would be single. They have such empathetic and kind hearts are ao pleasant to be around!
>>489158573Poors are lazy, bitter, spiteful, and they smell
>>489158632You know why? Because you're rich.
Anon, please don't hate...but love (lowercase).......
>>489158537If Kingfag will take a boyfriend, that just means that I have a chance.
>>489158510we are being brigaded
>>489158883Kingfag HAD a boyfriendThis was before her King obsessionNowadays she wouldn't accept anything short of Spade King from Deltarune by Toby Fox walking out of her screen
Noelle stops writing Zalgo creepypastas after finding out who made it
Anon, please don't hate...but LOVE (uppercase).......
heya guys
>>489158876Yes :)
>>489158781You really don't have to be kind or empathetic at all to be in a relationship. Even Kraut could get a girl if he wasn't a blackpilled chudcel.
everyone ignore him it would be really funny
>>489158537you do realize that only worsens the incel mindset in people, enforcing the belief that every woman, even the bottom of the barrel like kingfag, is easily capable of obtaining a boyfriend?
the party is overthe pillars are back
>>489158993why is sansy becoming blue
>>489159127the man in blue has arrived
>>489158465>real, actual rape threats against a real, actual person
>>489159103>grungofag>pillar
If the other flowers were injected, would they have created more floweys. Or would it not have worked?In one hand asriels dust spread throughout the garder. In the other hand, floweys flower was special compared to the rest (it grew first and thus might have absorbed most of the dust)
>>489158814I am bitter and spiteful, but why do you care?
>>489158573Just like Flowey (from Undertale), lots of people lack compassion.
>>489159252It was the Asriel dust
>>489159234>real rape threatsare you actually serious?
Hey guys watch thisRimjob
>>489153706Thank you for remembering me.
This feels like the most weirdcore thread we’ve had in a while
I was just a boy, you seeI plead of thee, have sympathy for me
As I ought to have feelings for something as great as thou art.
>>489158025No one answered my questionThis is Pissing me off...
>>489159510star sticker
>>489158025He's one of those gold stars teachers put on your work to let you know you did a good jorb
>>489158465>>489159234>>489159393What the fuck is wrong with anons here
>>489159252The one thing I think discredits the 100 year time gap fan theory is that Alphys said that the Flower she used to make Flowey was the first one that grew before all the others in Asgore's garden. That means either that the specific Flower that became Flowey is over a century old, that no Flowers grew for nearly a century and then suddenly sprouted up, the time gap between Asriel and Chara dying and Frisk falling is significantly shorter than a century, or that it's just a continuity error Toby didn't catch.
>>489159387what does this mean?
>>489159579a good what?
Hey guys, what's up?Please make better posts, or chapter 3 is cancelled (laugh)Thanks guys
Pillars of Asriel's dust
PILES OF ASRIELS DUST
Pools of Asriel's cum.
What if Jaru is right.
>>489158025Star shaped toy
PILLARS OF ASRIEL'S DUSTPILLARS OF ASRIEL'S DUSTPILLARS OF ASRIEL'S DUSTI HEAR TOBY FOX SINGING"YOU SHOULD KILL YOURSELF NOW, ANDREW"BEAT MY MEATFOR SUSIEEEEEE
Why doesn't Starwalker turn to stone in the Cyber World when he's from the Card Kingdom? Hmmm....
Fuck off birdshit!
What if Jondar is right?
This is the moonside thread to /utg/‘s usual fourside
FUCK YOU for playing my game (unlaughs)
>>489159837He's like Ralsei
What if Jiren is right
PILES OF ASRIELS DUST TAKES CONTROL OF TORIEL'S HOUSE AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE TOWN!! LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE TORIEL COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR THE DAMAGE SHE CAUSED!! EVEN THOUGH KRIS WAS IN HER HOUSE THE WHOLE F*CKING TIME!! AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING, YEAH! F*CK THIS GAME!
starlo in the light world is a star topping from a christmas treeit would go with the christmas / holiday / rudolph / december / noel / snowdrake theming
and it's off to the races yet again
Heh it's Halloween Heh it's Halloween Heh it's Halloween
How do I become a thread personality?I don't even have that... It's so unfair...
>>489159638I think the flower is just special. Because unlike surface flowers, this flower grew up in a boss monster dust enviornment. So maybe its lengthened it lifespan?Which would explain why the flower is special.
>>489160130Did you know that you can ignore them and continue to talk about the game? Crazy, huh?
fave keeps sniffing your chair the moment you stand
>>489159757*Licks it up off the floor*
and it's off to the racists yet again
>>489160153post consistently and they'll start calling you a name
>>489160153Just be really fucking annoying and post the same pictures over and over
>>489160153don't worry ruddinbro, you don't want it anyways
THE HAND TAKES CONTROL OF KRIS'S BODY AND BEGINS ATTACKING THE TOWN!! LEAVING THE MAYOR TO GIVE TORIEL COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR THE DAMAGE THEY CAUSED!! EVEN THOUGH KRIS WAS OUTSIDE THE WHOLE F*CKING TIME!! AND WERE RESPONSIBLE FOR EVERYTHING, YEAH! F*CK THIS GAME!
>>489158193PLEASE? ANYONE?
What if the flow of time in the underground is convoluted like in dark souls?
>>489160329The Texas Tuck?
>>489160069>starlo
>>489160332but nobody came...
>>489160329Fuck off already birdshit!
so if i divided asriel dust equally. seperated into 8 parts. Moved those dusts into 8 different plant pots. Grew them. And then inserted determination.Would I get 8 floweys?
>>489160329>memetext fail>self deletedso true
>>489160821Everything birdshit does is a fail.
>>489160793Yeah but since they only have an eighth of Asriel's dust they're all either retarded or each embody a different part of his personality
>>489160793You would get different parts of AsrielThink Exodia
Berdly dies.
We all die one day.
>>489161082Not me.
would you still be okay with fave if they were really goddamn sad for no reason
>>489161082Always remember to SAVE regularly.
According to Chris, there is no version of Sans that can beat Jiren the Grey
>>489161259I don't need someone bringing me down like that.
>>489161259fave is a big fat crybaby
What did she see?
>>489160872>>489160879This is a good fanfic idea. Time to use it
Noelle tried to talk to Berdly!But it failed.
>>489161329Violence rates among lesbian couples.
>>489161329her chapter 2 self(toby give me back my oval head chapter 1 noelle)
>>489161329She finally got a whiff of Susie's breath
Is fave shaved or natural?
can someone post a sprite comparison of chapter 1 and chapter 2 noelle's face
>>489161329Her E621 tag
What if Toby looked like Ian Foote
>>489161624no hair, feather
>>489161259they probably are already
>>489161634
>>489161259Well, yeah. I think he's basically always sad.
>>489161674Fuck off and stop spamming.
Give me chapter 0 with the betagang
>>489161848susie pitsno etc. that's the post
>Me in a padded cellFuck off Berdshit... Fuck off Berdshit... Berdly dies... Fuck off Berdshit...
>learn to let go says rich privileged vegan white boy who lives his life abroad in foreign countries
goot
>>489161953it appears so
>>489161419kraut's banned
>>489161951learn to move on and stop examining every inch of a game, says very rich man who has not only kept his fanbase but has made it LARGER through years of them examining every inch of a game and devouring the crumbs of plot he intentionally made only available to dataminers
>>489161945He does die though.
>>489161951He had to learn to let go of his tomboy crush and become a male lesbian who jorks it to furry twinks
>>489161951WE FUCKING GET IT YOU'RE POOR
Kraut's canned.
>>489161953it's a lifestyle
>>489162217I am alsopoor
>>489161945This is fobby's ultimate fate.
>Nobody has to fight says the White boy that grow up in one of the safest states in the US and currently lives in one of the safest countries in the world
people keep saying "lesbians do violence" but there's never any discussion as to why they might be doing the violence/pol/chuds will go in one thread and say "men are the warrior race and we're so strong and we're going to rape and kill our way to victory" and then go into another thread and go "abloo abloo abloo the lesbians are so mean! they're doing a hecking violence! it's horrible! abloo abloo abloo"explain the lies. explain the hypocrisy. explain why you keep trying to avoid an honest conversation.
stealing noelles watch and pawing it for chocolate money
>>489161953ew, shotacon
>>489162430change my diaper
"I am a dog," says man literally named Fox
>>489161746Long faced noelle is UGLY. Im glad toby changed it.
>>489162524Her face is still long though?
>>489162430>men are the warrior race and we're so strong and we're going to rape and kill our way to victoryNobody has ever said this out loud aside from the voices in your head thougheverand domestic those violence stats are for lesbian on lesbian violence in Undertale Delarune
thinking about how fucking weird noelle's furry-but-otherwise-normal-person hands are compared to her animal hooves>>489162524i would personally destroy you metaphorically if we were to meet in a coffee house and you were behind me in line
>>489162430Meds.
I hope when Deltarune comes out it's priced appropriately to make sure that poor people won't be able to access the game (and when I say poor people I think we all know who I'm talking about).I know it won't have multiplayer so I won't have to ever interact with said poor people but just knowing whenever I launch the game that those people will no doubt be playing at the same time boils my blood.
We have a Fox and a Wolf.Where's the Coyote?
>>489161082Speak for yourself buddy
T-Toby... please slow down, you're hurting me.I know you promised me an early look into chapter 3, b-but please be gentle.
>>489162846change my diaper NOW
>>489162608people should draw them as either furred human hands or as two fingered hoof hands, no inbetween. the inbetween looks diseased, like the weird five hoof fingers are gonna fall off
>>489162475>>489162663not an argument
>>489162873Why did I laugh at this
>>489162873vtuber hands wrote thiswhich one? idk he switches every week
>>489162938that's my point, furred human hands are still fucking weirdi guess a lot of furries do that anyway but tobert has, largely, avoided it by giving his characters all-animal limbs or big goofy paws
Reminder to blame birdshit when the thread goes to shit.
>>489159970And it all started when Doomerfag got banned.
>>489160331Deltarune really started going overboard with the Burgerpants torture porn in later chapters.
>>489162590if you're going to pretend that /pol/ and /r9k/ don't have daily "hate women" / "kill women" / "let's jerk each other off in the basement and post pictures of roman statues of naked men and talk about rubbing our manly male bodies together with oil" threads you're delusional or arguing in bad faith either way kill yourself
so yeah, you're gay *guitar solo*
>>489163201MIXED SPECIES COUPLE?CRINGE!
>talk about rubbing our manly male bodies together with oil threads you're delusional or arguing in bad faith either way kill yourself
>>489162608>>489162572im sorry but old noelle was ugly. And no coping will change that.
>fob has been the most ontopic poster in the current threadyou should all be fucking ashamed
What if Alphys said "kill all men"
>>489163435Old Noelle and her goofy bean-head were perfect. I don't like you, Toby.
>>489163484What if I snuggled with her and ate junk food and watched music videos :)
>>489163404they jerk off with pictures of greek statues of homosexual pedophile bodybuilders and fantasize about an mpreg future universe
>>489163197sis its time to head back to crystal cafe
>>489163541and then you listened to her belly gurgles and you got all fat off the junk food
>>489163541Hey birdshit, what if you fucked off for once?
Toby, I want all that stuff you uploaded off the internet and I want it off now.
>>489163484>>489163580alphys is bisexual you idiotshe wants asgore's dick
>>489163582No, gross
>>489163695>she wants asgore's dickDon't we all?
>>489163484What if Deltarune Alphys is working on lesbian reproduction and a male killing virus in the bunker.
>>489163753but can you take it all...he's a big guy.
>>489163695That means literally nothing. A lot of women that say they hate men or want to kill men still have boyfriends. Just because you like someone sexually does not mean you actually care for them at all.
gotes
'member when this thread was on topic
>>489163753>>489163834https://static1.e621.net/data/22/ed/22ed40d795d6933d798ca04201eacb04.jpg
Ratio of goat penis length to body length
>>489163876People who say they hate the opposite sex should just become gay instead desu
>>489163834for you
>>489163992/utg/ hasn't been on topic in 2 years. Coincidentally, that was the last time we got substantial and meaningful content out of this game.
>>489164093Ever heard of political lesbians?
>>489164002>blobposting
>>489164178Yes, and I'm saying /pol/fags should do the same.
I wasnt here for the sweepstakes because I was avoiding spoids like the plague for years
>>489163771For some reason I lost my shit at "male killing virus"
>>489164093I was straight, became bisexual, then realized that trying to date women in modern society is way more trouble than it's worth, so I resolved to just be gay.
>>489163771This is literally the plot of MGS V
>>489164240Why?
>>489164245One day I will make it a reality.
Please do not make another thread
>>489164240Understandable.
I love women. But do they love me?
>>489161768>fob posts consistently at a rate of 2 minutes between posts>sudden pause>>489161953>only a few seconds after last post's cooldown>>489162102>same as above, but now fobposting returns to consistent 2 minute intervalsOOOUGH im NOOOTICING
>>489164939we've already known this since he slipped up and posted that one asriel image along with the standard "fuck off birdshit" thing.
>>489164939Add it to the dossier
>>489165145It's already in the dossier shitlips. Did you not read my post at >>489165032 ?
Add it to my cock
>>489165185Nobody reads your gote derangement syndrome shit.
>>489165352>changing the topic
Did Berdfag really spend the entire thread arguing with fobby, I didn't expect it to go that fast
>>489165447wait, maybe im a slowpoke. But isnt mew mew pro trans depiciton,in undertale?
holy damage control
Me when I play Faith builds in Elden Ring: >>489165650
Holy dead bird.
>>489165712why did I laugh at something that retarded?
Me when I play Faith Conquest: >>489165650
Fobby, do you like trolling birdshit or do you hate doing this and only post out of necessity?
>>489166012>>489166012>>489166012
>>489165602>>489165765>>489165951you post more images of berdly's ugly face than berdshit does
>>489166032>>489166034>>489166043Fuck off birdshit! Fuck off birdshit! Fuck off birdshit! Fuck off birdshit! Fuck off birdshit! Fuck off birdshit!
>>489166136It's just a question man, chill out.
>>489166136I think you are an agent of berdshit
>>489166316fobby was hired by berdfag to make him look more bearable by comparison
Last post.
nuh uh
UH HUH
I won btwjust to set things clearI win yet again
No
i won
>>489179118kino
