Welcome to the Vidya Creepypasta General. Feel free to discuss video game-based creepypastas and their related content. And most importantly, h̷̰̰̋̈́̆a̴̦͘v̸̧̳̦̔͐e̷̞̜̟̕͝ ̶͇͘f̶̨̓͘ú̴̦̰̓͐ñ̴̜̠̦ROOM #468 - George Floyd Creepypastas Volume 1 & 2 Edition>/exeg/arbage Site & Archivehttps://exegarbage.lol/>Video Game Creepypastas & Gaming Urban Legendshttps://rentry.org/creepypasta-centered-wiki>Official 4chan-Approved Creepypasta Listhttps://rentry.org/xpastas>Creepypasta Games, Web Series/ARGs, SlenderARGs and Fearvlogshttps://rentry.org/Exeg-games-and-web-series-archives>Old Man Reads Vidya Creepypastashttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T339A8wlzgshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRL0Rhyrz9ghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt2qpC2Ko-I>/exeg/ Archiveshttps://rentry.org/exeg-images-archives>/exeg/ CyTubehttps://cytu dot be/r/exegarbagehttps://rentry.org/exegarbage>Homemade/found pastashttps://rentry.org/4chanpastas>Room Templatehttps://rentry.org/exeg-template/raw>Previous Room>>488819501
>>489327337what the fuck stories could these books possibly contain
>>489327406https://www.youtube.com/@Icantbreathe_productions/videos
>>489327406It's mostly classic creepypastas and random nosleep stuff with names replaced to be related to George FloydThere's 5 volumes
>>489327406kino
>>489327553i'm still not sure who this guy is honestly
>>489327540>>489327547>>489327553but why though>>489327671hes a guy that people only know because he was a victim of police brutality which was then used to portray every police officer in america as bad people which is simply incorrect and fucked up
>>489327671President of America
>>489327671black people jesus
>>489327547>spoilerwhere do I find the others, I only got the first before it was taken down from amazon
>>489327969you have a physical copy?SCAN THAT SHIT RIGHT NOW MOTHERFUCKER
>>489327969Google links me to some telegram channel, can't verify if it's legit because i refuse to use telegram
>>489328030the pdfs are up>>489328130the telegram is legit
>>489327794>which is simply incorrect and fucked upSo naive
>>489327794>he was a victim of police brutalitywrong he was the mosque shooter the george floyd creepypasta volume 1 book literally proves it
didn't >we already do this edition a couple days ago
>>489334984we need more of her
>>489335546agree
care
boomp
https://youtu.be/qJ8EXmFFDLo?si=II64_FgwKxfmiX7t
HOLY SHIT!!!
https://youtu.be/m9Xk4vUEIsw?si=XZQgfLLDnNuP2e1j
>>489345145
it's rayuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7ZWfnbDnKc
>>489373250sauce?
>>489377402https://desertmusic.newgrounds.com/
>>489377510nevermind
>>489377510where is it? i can't find it
>>489372839rayuKILL YOURSELF!
>>489334984I like her, and I want to know more about this character, so who is it?
>>489381081https://web.archive.org/web/20051018073343/quackerandbowen.com/sonicr.htmdecade old story from a tails doll themed website filled with stories that are pure sovl.
>>489381530why is she like this
you've seen the Sabotage UGC, now get ready for the doubly pedophilic Curse UGC!
>>489383283what is strange silly creature
>>489383283roblox is truly a magnet for predators
>>489383283model quality is unsurprisingly dogshit
>>489383623is that why turkey banned it
>>489380574when will we get Sarah and Sara Scissoring
>>489391018ask sp4g
https://youtu.be/h7eSGzwtSoQ?si=bwyvcsDqHxRnSZcGnew Luigikid upload
What's the point of making a giant fucking pity party of your last upload when you are just going back to spamming your channel here
>>489393218Do not try to understand attention whores, just filter and ignore
rayuko statushttps://twitter.com/shyuuu1101/status/1769434925063643503
/rayup/i/there you go
it's rayuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccn-lj3l250
it's rayuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEh6gRTn6CQ
it's rayudownhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEh6gRTn6CQ
Slenderman roguelike
it's rayuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noOZPtSvhHY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUnstDL4i64
it's been almost 3 weeks since the last mention of marwiiu, y'know
what's your fave pasta?
>>489397771Marwiiu fell off?
der ritter
>>489403182
>>489411750I just love sharing a cozy hot cup of lapsang souchong tea...
I RIIIIIIIZZEDUP SPEEEEEEEDDADDY CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE MOGGING MEBUT YOU'RE SKIBIDI.SIGMA, LIGMAHELD ONLY IN OHIOGYATT YOUR BETASOON YOU'LL SEEYOU'RE LOOKSMAXIIIIING...
>>489391120sp4g hasn’t been online in a bit
>>489381530man the writer is such a fag
>>489416882mark should have fucked her
>>489413104hi soggy
do you guys wanna see some creepypasta DA kino?for free, of course.
>>489418189sure
>>489419547https://www.deviantart.com/spicynoodles64/art/Corpse-craig-1084155642https://www.deviantart.com/haydenobazzz/art/Lenzar-Lucifer-2-1083691030
goodnight exeg
what did it mean
Hear me out pleeease please please please pretty please. I don't have a dick but dude he can give mad head and you can pull his bunny ears
>>489397771Marwiiu is the boss of the Italian mafia. He is very busy atm.
>>489434123can he beat coldsteel
>>489434657what are coldsteel feats
>>489434812>defeated sonic.exe using military weapons>fought shadow to a draw>one shotted big the cat and super silver>lifted 300 tons>survived a chaos blast>defeated sonichu in under 2 minutes>tosses metal sonic around like ragdoll
>>489434123why is he a italian mafioso doesn't he hate Italy?
>>489436351he will-a use da Italy to destroy da Italy and build his own-a dictatorship
>>489436152the only one that matters here is sonichu, who is the avatar of chris's own cringe, possibly making his universal.aside from that, you have silver who defeated solaris who ate dimensions for lunch.marwiiu at his strongest wins, as he becomes the ideal Wii u, or the platonic idea of the wii u.>By fusing with the universe, he becomes the platonic ideal/concept of Wii U, or rather MarWiiU.https://house-of-horrorbrews.fandom.com/wiki/MarWiiU
>>489430468Solomon is Jet Jaguar.
would you fuck anyone featured in the MMV2 cast
>>489442640replace mmv2 with UMVC3
>>489431945
Fnaf movie in cytube tonight?
>>489455313Yes
>>489455313What's the time
>>489442640horror peach and coronation peach mostly>>489442703literally over half the women in that are solid
https://youtu.be/brJOtSHp-tc?si=Zugbn_QboT6grr23
Billy Hatcher creepypasta
>>489463237https://someordinarygamers.fandom.com/wiki/Billy_Hatcher:_The_Consequences_Of_Failure
Walk me exeg
Walk me exeg N̷̨͎̖̥͎̼͔̱̤̦̆͆̕̚Ơ̸̢̢̧̧̳̗̯̘̱̞̤̔̍͒̂̀̈́̔͐̈͌̍͝͝W̵̢̞̪͍̳̳̙̦̤̤̥̘̳͚͍̬̍͒
>>489470659no brianfuck off brian
>>489470889
tetris creepypasta
>>489474253https://youtu.be/mwUqgLOdkt0?si=cOT9mI-v7-QvrLOC
https://youtu.be/brJOtSHp-tc?si=xzM5E3UEWTL9yQL_mrpixel does it again
ENJOY YOUR STEPTHROUGH THE HEART OF MADNESS
>>489482861
>>489486271Not my problem
>>489486271>joedoughboi drew amy pornBASED
>>489486271>this post is off-topic
>>489486271It is extremely bizarre that this is not the first time I have seen someone roleplay as an Ace Attorney character to litigate an online grooming accusation
>>489486271>Hatcher is coming to Joe's defensehttps://x.com/Cancer_Lorde__/status/1821597618243555328
>>489490686He's right though, it's retarded. Nobody thinks Amy Rose is a lolicon character. She could be literally any age because she is a rubberhose-limb anthropomorphic cartoon hedgehog. If they had evidence that Joedoughboi was trying to do some porn indoctrination shit on kids, that's the angle they should've gone with instead of the lame "Sonic porn is CP" thing that nobody takes seriously. Even then, twitterfaggots think showing porn to kids is based and that you're a transphobe if you disagree, so it's a doomed attempt.
Hello, everyone.Most of this community knows me as EXEHATER, so that's what I'll refer myself as here.As you likely already know, Joe is being dogpiled by twitterfags for drawing amy porn. Respectfully, I will be leaking PC Port if this message goes through in about 4-5 minutes from now.See you soon.
>>489495246gtfo nigger go back to your discord
>>489495246are you that motherfucker with the squidward profile picture that tags everyone
>>489495684he is, hes that phoenix wright twitterfag too
>>489495246fnftard lolhttps://x.com/EXEHATERFNF
I can't tell whether I think this is funny or really gay yetMaybe both>>489495936If he is a funklord then we love him here
>Making gore of fictional children is okay>Making porn of them isn't Why?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MVSnc4ZfsJE
>>489495246And then he leaked the 2024 PC PORT build, with which its 5 minutes of gameplay(walking sim included), was able to turn the tables in Joe's favour as that is much longer than the average exefag's attention span thus distracting everyone from whatever the fuck the Ace Attorney said. Bravo Joe!
>>489497272masterful gambit exehater, you fucked up your own attention grabber
>>489497272is there a download to the build?
The PC-Port leak is nothing, by the wayjust sprites and concept artnice going dramafag
>>489498183never trust bait anon
it's 8 megabytes of nothing / concepts, spritesheets and shitty content>>489498242there was never a build because there is no fucking build. that's what you forgot to include fagjohn kun has been doing nothing for 2 years and making sonic pc contentless along with joe
>>489498183according to people, john kun hasn't touched the game in 2 years, which ngl is supremely funny , and all there is is a bunch of concepts, sprites and such
>>489498798Then specify that retard, don't come here namefagging with your boyfriend co-owner trying to hype people up for shit they ultimately won't care, kiss my ass.
here's all i haveenjoy your KINOslophttps://files.catbox.moe/mxc31j.zip>>489498953oh go kill yourself fag. go back to stroking to sara taylor
>>489499008kek, btfo
https://youtu.be/MVSnc4ZfsJE?si=bNE2EpmDPt2VjuuE>therewolf media made a Red vs Sonic.exe death battle themelmao?
>>489499008>kinosloptouristnigger spotted
>"oh my goshhhhh, this e-celeb drew porn of amy!!! let me quickly rush to the place with racists, homophobes, transphobes, sexists, and those who openly say they want to have sex with amy and post about it there!"This is how I know you have no actual morals and are instead doing this because this e-celeb did something to another e-celeb you want to get in the pants of
>>489499008>sara taylorLiterally patriotic taste you really are a cock slurping fag
bow down to the best creepypasta
>>489501026man it's been a while since i've read/listened to 1999
>>489501026Funnymouth and Ted the Caver are better
>>489501026i prefer penpalhowever 1999 is right under it, they scratch the same itch for me
in my opinion... you give a new definition to the word "pathetic"I'm going to cauterize the name of Tails on your rotten body!!
Holy kek Nicole is just sitting around listening to It's Raining Men while Dark Sonic and Sonic.EXE have a DBZ battleThis is kino
>>489499008>literally just old concept art and sprites from the public demoYAWNstill funny that rewrite also cucked Lord X as well as EXE out of their games respectively
>>489504834>still funny that rewrite also cucked Lord X as well as EXE out of their games respectivelysay what?
>>489505313from the text file in the zip
>>489504834 >unique take while keeping and expanding on the original themes>distinct and memorable design>has actual content outside of fnf>that being said, has the best standalone mod>leans into the horror aspect using the strengths of the chosen aesthetic and medium without trying too hard through edgy facts and one-off concept art>has made his way into public awareness more than once>the pc port coder jumped ship to work on his game (holy kek)>all of this is through the creator’s own effort instead of relying on fanworkif you ask me, there’s a new Lord in town
>>489505406>this is what killed pc port
Rewrite should become the new Funker of /exeg/, being constantly shilled, and you should be accused of being a pedophile if you shit on himThis would be based and bring back 2022/2023 kinoWe just need to import a bunch of twitterfags to act as the Rewrite Army and make /exeg/ great again
>>489506296>>489506363rewriteGODS can't stop winning
https://x.com/demon_clinic/status/1821289067075744136
>>489507000>this post is off-topic
>>489507000>>>/vg/sthg/
>>489506363>>489506982he's just a happy fella
>>489507148>announcing a report
>>489507000then what are you?because you're not a sonic oc or a creepypasta character
>>489507342can someone give me the tl;dr on himhard mode: not "fnf oc"
>>489508180I don't know if it's still canon but here
>>489508180program made by televangelist scammer that LARPs as old testament God and kills people, series of events occur which end up with the program possessing a Sega Saturn game and stealing people's souls. Only looks like sonic because this is just one disguise the entity has, plenty of "Rewrites" exist mimicking different franchises but all feed the same evil entity and all play out a similar series of events.
https://youtu.be/7dAvCivy7kU?si=pw1I1e8YkraRkcMDdo you think he'll play OSF?
>>489509442it's fake because tails has blue shoes, i don't think that was relevant enough in jc's time
>>489499008
What's wrong now, you're looking grimNot seen a farmer with those eyes?Might it be, your old pal Chuck isHard for you to recognize?
>>489510950I look like this
>>489511046>1 minute ago(You) made this
>>489511085No, (You) made it!
>>489510950Come with meJANNY KEEP ON SWEEPINGWHY NOT GET SOME SEED TO BUY KNOW YOU HAVEN'T GOT A THREAD TO CHECK ‘CAUSE I'M RIGHT BY YOUR SIDE!IALWAYS SNEEEEEEEEDAND YOUUUUUHIT REPLYYY!WHAT'S WRONG NOW YOU'RE LOOKING GRIMNOT SEEN A FARMER WITH THOSE EYES?MIGHT IT BE YOUR OLD PAL CHUCK ISHARD FOR YOU TO RECOGNIZE?If you think a cityslicker's the one who's singing I'llRemind you that you might beForgetting just a thingI'LL MAAAAAAKEYOUR WAAAAAAAAAGEWELL PAIDWITH SEED AND FEED, AS SOON I'LLBREAKTHAT SPAAAAADEYOUR BUCKYOU'LL SUCK AND FUCK SO FOLLOWME into the spin of seething sneedGuatemalan cars beside the feedKnow I've set in stone the orderGUCCI LOAFERS PAIN AND HORRORBeing set upon a comfy threadSneedposts are what trannies dreadBans and warns you send asunder,Cope and seethe it MAKES YOU WONDERWHAT'S THE POINT IN DOING IT FOR FREE?YOUR WASTED LIFE IS WHAT I FEED AND SEEDPERHAPS ONE DAYYOU'LL GET A WAGE TO BUY YOUR FRIESUNTIL THAT DAYYOU'LL NEVER SEE DAYLIGHT SKIES
>>489513625KINO
am i crazy? didn't this conversation about pc port leaks happen in the pastword by wordthe fuck
>>489516913Yeah I was reposting all of itYou got punked
>>489517068not really i just woke up and saw the threadyou cannot defeat me in a way that matters
>>489519331>mxruined it>the restgood
>>489519331where's Impastahe needs to be shilled NOW!!
>>489519580this but unironicallythe in-universe stories take cues from the rpgs
>>489519762i thought the in-universe stories were quite literally meant to be mario & luigi
>>489520453What would Impasta and Cosmic Luigi's Bros attacks be like?
>>489521042https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPR5UQNqtMo
impasta sucking cos. luigi into his black hole stomach and shooting him out like a cannon
>>489519331okay but why do i like the idea of Mario and Luigi becoming paranormal investigators so much
https://x.com/ASTRANOMICONX/status/1821676022624108860
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdkpjCMHHkA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8YhYS6EVUs
>>489523731because luigi's mansion already exists and basically proves it works
>>489524724imagine what the wacky urban legends and myths of the mushroom kingdom would be like
>>489523731because they can be molded to fit into whatever you wantthey are flexible charactersalso helps that Mario's "lore" is basically nonexistent, and Miyamoto thinks of them as ideas and not a character
>>489525289mario is unironically really well designed to be a blank slateeven from the very beginning he was meant to be the everyman, except he was a carpenter instead of a plumber. his overalls were there to establish him as the blue collar working class man (his shirt was blue in the beginning too so he really was blue-collared) and a lot of his early appearances only strengthened that, mainly the mario bros. game & watch as well as games like wrecking crew and punch out. he could be any regular old working man working any sort of background jobthis has faded over the years as he became a more standard hero but there's still traces of it here and there. he's not the dashing prince like fairytales often have, he's just a guy who wants to get his job donethat as well as his general game quality allows him to resonate with a lot of people, he was designed to be an ordinary man thrust into extraordinary situations
>>489526641Hey, real talk, what skin for youtube do you have there? You've got square profile pictures, looks neat.
>>489526730He rayugot the quirky skin
>>489526730just google itand ignore the retard
>>489523731your favorite recolors show up and then give witty dialogue referencing twitter threads the creator made
>>4895263062 interviews prove thisone where Miyamoto talks about a potential third brother, while another talks about why Bowser is in games like Mario Party or Mario sports games.https://mariopartylegacy.com/2013/03/a-third-mario-brother-miyamoto-explains/I can't find the Bowser interview, but I found the one on the third brother.also stop using "unironically" like that. it's unnecessary.
>>489527501force of habit from browsing this site too long sorry
>>489530790
>>489534023
>>489534141
can someone give me a tldr on the joe shit, I'm too lazy to read it all
>be playing Kagame Oni>ancient cringy-ass fangame of Ao Oni>game is split between three parts>finish first two where it has a cliffhanger>attempt to download part 3>the download link on the wiki is an ancient as fuck file share website that requires sign in>check the other wiki>all of the download links there dead like the dinosaurs>check this decade old let play I found while in need of a walkthrough>he has it>in a 5gb ZIP file on fucking MEGA, presumably as part of a big Ao Oni Collection>the worst part is that this is definitely one of the only archives of these fangames in existencewhy did I have to be suddenly interested in this ancient ass fangame? this is the only place I can complain about this
>>489537774You’re not ready for the Ao Oni rabbit hole.
>>489537998I'm already in it man it's too late
>>489537623joe and raven had sex
>>489537623cancer lord xitter larper faggot and his discord cabal try and cancel joe for daring to draw amy but without clothes 4 years ago to satiate his hate boner and try and downplay jasper's pedophilia by going "see, joe draws porn of child sonic characters too!"also some faggot was using ace attorney reaction images in his gay callout threadalso supposedly there was child labor involved with pc port, but joe has successfully beaten all of the allegations by aggressive self-debasement massive nothingburger, at least we got some cool concept art leaks out of it i guess
>>489538465i can't believe joe got horny
>>489537774I started fucking with RPG Maker recently (I got it cheap awhile back) and I can't believe people actually bother to make games in that piece of shit. Total garbage. You have to use JAVASCRIPT to do any custom scripting, which is probably why only codelets use this engine. You just download plugins. Tile editor sucks too, it's a pain to resize maps, you can't manually choose which layer a tile's on as far as I can tell, it just sucks.
>>489538570I kneel...
>>489540020fuck off soggy
>>489541693Who?
>>489455313>>489457282>>489461086https://cytu dot be/r/exegarbageNow
https://youtu.be/Obw53P8afyE?si=KOuwpcxUU2Y00tBrchinelin just posted this an hour ago
>>489545892soggy is a tryhard underage
>>489563016is this that animation where some guy injected sonic with a red syrine and it caused him to become evil and killed his friends ?
>>489558369Rate 'em.
>>489565239>turbo and freddy in no thankswho made this, they're being shot
>gets ownership of Sonic.exe>does fuck all for himWhat is Astra's end goal?
>>489570257>>does fuck all for him>implying this is a bad thing
exes having barely any content progress is a GOOD thing because it means their creators are wasting less time slaving over bloody sonic slop
>>489570852and what are they doing with this time instead?
>>489572849i don't care
Meow meow meow
there's no such thing as an in-universe creepypasta, at that point just call it a horror fanfic
>>489573770I'm trying.
there's no such thing as a creepypasta set in the real world, at that point just call it a horror story
>>489327794He was a criminal who shot a pregnant woman and did an enormous amount of drugs and a tom of other awful stuff. He was a criminal through and through. Stop buying into government propaganda, kid.
there's no such thing as a creepypasta
>>489538676which version?>>489537774you forgot to say>be me>straight guy
>>489540020>roblox gamebegone
>>489565239wtf is this shithow do you even comprehend this?
>>489573770that's cute, now spread your ass
>>489576218Strangled Red is out-of-universe though
What if NN was in Pillar Chase 2
>>489577049someone on twitter would complain, and a underage would go here and be a dumbassthat's it
>>489577425do you think he'd be fun to play as
>>489577649in the first few moments, but later it would get repetitiveit's all the same shit but with a different coat of paintalso they should stop putting exe shit and focus more on other characters, like White Face from ImScared, or one of the specimens from SHOJ, or even SCP-096
>>489577049i don't think adding a living black hole would be fair
>pcport got mogged by /exeg/>fucking /exeg/kek
>>489581152I thought this was somebody copying old posts but turns out it's original. Are you some molested child trying to score points with the place that says nigger while sperging out whenever someone says retard
>>489537774if kagame oni was a real game that people actually respected you would have to join some faggot's discord server and then spend 15 minutes getting verified to download part 3
>>489327337Here is the first story from this book>The Breathless Man>What happened to me today has left me out of breath. For context, I am a pregnant woman who lives alone in an apartment. I have learned at this moment that black lives don’t matter. If you don’t believe me, then listening to my story will change your mind. >That morning, I was relaxing with my dog, drinking my morning coffee, and reading the local newspaper. The room felt a bit too dark to read the paper, so I decided to open up the curtains to let some natural light in. What I saw in my front yard staring back at me haunts me to this day. It was a dark figure, standing at what looked like six foot five. >Presumably a male, he had a gun in his hand. I immediately locked all my doors and closed the curtains and then turned on my phone to call the police. But then, I was alarmed by a text message from an unknown number. I opened the messages app and was presented with a photo of that same nigger looking man. >He was wearing glasses and was holding up a gun to the camera, with an angry expression. The following text was a caption of the photo: “send me pregnant belly pics please, or else...”. That had me panicking, so I called the police. The cops just chalked it off as a teenage prankster trying to get my reaction. >What happened next was the breaking point, which ultimately convinced me that nigga lives don’t matter. I heard a rattling noise coming from the room next door. I didn’t think much of it, because I have mouse problems in the apartment, and there was a peculiar absence of breathing noises. I heard loud knocking coming from the door of the room I was in. At that moment, I realized I’m in danger. I ran to lock the door, but it was too late. That same black man barged in and pointed a gun at my belly. >“Ma’am, you didn’t send me pregnant belly photos,” he said. “You must pay, by giving me money for my fentanyl.”
>>489583295>Do you ever get that feeling, where your next choice is what makes or breaks your right to live? I had that feeling and I knew that I had to defeat him in order to survive, so I grabbed the nearest pillow and pushed it against his face to prevent him from breathing. >“I can’t breef”, he said running out of my house, never to be seen again. >That night, I turned on the TV to listen to the local news and was shocked to see a photo of the man and the headline corresponding to it; “Nigga named George Floyd robs pregnant women for fentanyl money and/or pregnant belly pics”. >Moral of the story, black lives splatter.If there is popular demand I will story time more George Floyd Creepypastas
>>489576002>which version?MV. It's the one that was on sale. It's probably newer than the ones used to make all the old horror games so I doubt it's any worse.Far as I can tell, MV hasn't got any use unless you're totally averse to any sort of coding yet still want to make a video game for some reason. And even then you're going to be restricted by free community-made plugins for any custom features you want. If you can code then there's no reason to use RPG Maker.
>>489565239error piece of shit stupid fuck undertale aushit can die in a hole i want devil mario
>>489576210its a tier list of matchups for a hypothetical death battlr
if an official sonic exe death battle were to ever happen, which exe do you think they will pick and which chacaters will fight him ?
>>489565239>Fleetway Super Sonic at the bottom >retarded Undertale AUtism at the top and interchangeable with fucking RedPeople need to beat their kids more often.
>>489581152>ha! I exposed joe for drawing amy naked! this is a heckin epic win for the pedophile hating general!fuck off kid
>>489576323There are in universe versions that SMR made.
>>489583527The fact is that RPG Maker software in general has gained a bad reputation due to the numerous lazy asses who don't even bother making anything and just straight up use the stock assets.Almost all famous games made in a software of that series have had HEAVY changes to the UI and graphics themselves to the point at which some of them actually surprise people when its mentioned that they are made on RPG Maker software.Again as in saying it's not all of them of course as sometimes you just require a good story and a simple but charming look to be memorable.It's also extremely convenient to make commercial games for, due to the fact that they are one of the few engines that don't require to make any sort of contract or purchase to sell what you make, you just buy the software and that's all nothing else.Also on the note of complaints i will say MZ is a worthwhile upgrade to MV as it does improve the tile system with easy layering and much more.
morning
>>489584961why would they use anything other than 2011 xin terms of the matchup though i would have to imagine it would be red, its just more thematic i guess but it feels kinda lame?
>>489585702Jeff better the killer them all
today is sonic exe's 13th birthday
>>489538676>finally download pt3>go through the underground>get to a point where I'm stuck>check lets play>there's a secret door that only appears during a chase sequence>enter door>picrel is in there and goes psycho on hiroshi and kills him>literally just a shitty reference to some anime that was popular at the time>check the let's play (again)>an update of the game actually added a hint (a rare concept in Ao oni fangames)>turns out I required to get something... before the game locked me in the area im stuck in>tfw I'm basically softlocked and have to start all over againI hate this
What is any .exe supposed to do when I install BonziBuddy?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMXhaEUFJsA
>>489583295>>489583446pics of the page(s) in the book or it's not real
I vaguely remember a sonic.exe game where you played as a .exe who I think was employed under a stronger one or something and all you did was walk around instead of killing
it's uphttps://youtu.be/0gZKtcAtbyA?si=hcik_4xO7TLiVTg0
https://youtu.be/JyzKZxXqSV0?si=jI6x-tOEtWjRGGPmnew drb0sch upload
>>489606090>redo run>get to the point where reunite with some of the others>get to *that* chase scene>you know the one, the one Kagame's known for>it doesn't actually use the rainbow road theme>it instead just uses the Psycho theme>in a fangame full of cringe ass anime references it turned out rainbow road chase sequence wasn't even real
>>489582775>projectionterrible response sir.>>489588248>amy naked>and not about it having no progress in 2 years, losing to osf by defaultnot even trying, huh?
>>489606574the one with a parasite?
https://youtu.be/buasoD7R3nM?si=P_lORVxLhgAt4ieI
>>489622159You came here wanting to post about how much this general owned some e-celeb so as smug as you want to pretend to be you're just a pouty little nigger seeking attention. Now go back to erping with your groomer while I read my George Floyd creepypastas in peace
It's funny how indifferent everyone seems to be about the state of PC Port. Of course everyone knew it was probably like that, but everyone also knows that about Faker yet something like this for Faker would cause a lot more whining
>>489634865yeah but faker discussion is mostly just increasingly hostile shitposting
did rewrite actually kill pc port
>>489630125again, you're projectingpeak black behaviour
>>489634865i don't think anybody's surprised about pc port. it's had years to release something new and it hasn't. i'm more confused about the guardian comics. joe can draw, he's already got voice actors for the guardians, is he really delaying anything pc port related for fnf, updating 2017 x and doing a narration of a sonic.exe sequel nobody knew or cared about? it cannot be that hard to release the comic about gay super sonic.
Peak DA.
This guy is gayWhich /exeg/ namefag is this
>>489639684who cares desu
hi exeg its me jeff the killer
>>489640393Mr. The Killer, can you tell us who your favorite Sonic recolor is?
>>489640393say your iconic catchphrase!
>>489640581eggman the hedgehog>>489640675Go To Sleep!
>>489639684rayuko>source?came to me in a dream
Hail Faker.Hail Sosic.And most importantly, hail the Cult of X
>>489641240>SosicYou false believers forgot about him, that's why the general went to shit.
>>489639684I'm convinced this account is ran by a snowflake, he seems very angry at joe for being horny
>>489641668this looks like a child drew it
>>489642114the amount of soul this artpiece emanates...
>>489641673>>489639684it's another one of those "cancer awareness" guys and their discord cabalmy culture is not your costume
>>489642269>sonic with tan legs>sonic with solid blue chest>shitty anti-aliasing paint bucket tool coloring>fnf mod conceptoh yeahit's 2022 time
>>489642606>bulgeJC would be so proud...
OSF X!
>>489643801now do one but with tails sat on the bench>whyit fits
>>489642114>>489642606he's a frankenstein shitpost made by 2-3 drawfags. that's why he looks ridiculous
I've seen more jokes about X being a pedophile in these threads than hypno despite him kidnapping childrenhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYUV3IILA2w
>>489650297luv lacey
>>489650297i love when two mediocre series have fanart of their female protags kissingits so pathetic it's funny
>>489650297hot
>>489653439it's hot
>>489650297okay but who tops
>>489645791I didn't draw that, it's from 2022.
>>489655635ehhhh there's better fish in the sea>>489657720sovl
https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/384309424/This is the thread where the 2017 Sonic.EXE remake gets storytimed with Revie in the thread shilling it talking about how it's good and people say stuff like "Revie is kino"Everyone who was involved in this should be shot
>>489659854only concern yourself with the futurekill your past
>>489660097The past... even when you break it to pieces and emtomb it in stone, it crawls out like a worm.
>>489660097best advice
Impasta's file manager of choice is nnn
https://gamejolt.com/games/nickyscopy/917485
>>489659854You have to admit seeing anons react in real time to stupidity like Tom ordering a pizza and Sonic.exe's autistic tantrum was funny.
>>489665224what's this?
You can swap the authors of any pastas. What's the worst combination?
>>489666450who the fuck is that
>>489666627Nina fell out of fashion and Jane is a whore so now Jeff must have a new girlfriend
>>489666627Any hole is a goal.
>>489666049Sonic.exe 2017 remake and the edgelord faggot who wrote the lolita slave doll "creepypasta"
>>489666049NES Godzilla by Rayuko/Shyuu/Scold!/sdfhsdcnhfg/Workbenchanon/s000001_/mightbesonic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B80Cv0SLgqQ
When girls turn scary deformed horror villains into anime boys, that's cringeBut when I turn scary deformed horror villains into anime girls, that's based
>>489673589Blue shoes dabadidabadi, dabadidabadi dabadiedabadiI have blue shoes and a blue vanBlue is the color of my sex dungeonBlue is the police cruiser and his uniform tooI'm a sex offender and my cell is so blue
>>489674030Make the syllables match up you talented hack.
>>489665224If i had to guessAnother Mario game where Mario/Luigi are evil with dogshit controls and a story that rivals the original exe for how edgy it is
>>489673746Yes, because girls naturally act more cringeworthy than boys.
it's rayuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLICuheYDdE
>>489665224what is this?
>>489665224huh?
Hi, /exeg/!
>>489665224it's a really really shitty mixel plataformer that gives you an imgur link where you have to slightly increase the brightness to reveal this, I tried sending the docked google docs and to no response, your 10 views 1 like "arg" is a waste of my time.
>>489685287what is it you want
>>489606382You can find a PDF of George Floyd Creepypastas Volume 1-5 very easily.
>>489685698wanna work on my fnf mod?https://youtu.be/2zeDNaeGUmg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CielL3hHq0
>>489688006fuck you joewjk xoxo
>>489686110maybedoes it has a trendy powerful black lesbian that has all the answers?
ok guys this is my new exe he's called Venom Sonic
>>489698529I should stab myself to death in front of you
>>489698670all acording to keikaku
>>489698529where is the 6 hour video essay about him
>>489698529this is just the average sonic recolor from 2007
>>489327337Where can I buy those books?
>>489699896reduced to atoms>>489700205that's why its goodalso its kojimacore
>>489698529I found you, faker!
>>489703278Faker? I think you're the fake hedgehog around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!
Live exeg.
>>489718532whats the point in playing make believethis general was never meant to exist for this long, it was always a /funkg/ colony built on the adoration of faker and hatred of an fnf mod that has long since diedand now that we're discontent with our former heroes all we are is just a vaguely depressed general kept on life support
>>489719328Dumbie nn my beloved
>>489719328who drew this
>>489719135cut the doomer talk this general made it this far didn't it?
>>489719893whos that in the cornerfaker if he mario if he sonic?
>>489719893Yo, Buzzardanon, you've finally made it
>>489726293Don't you mean dhaeanon?
https://youtu.be/P3lIgIfi9Sc?si=XYFvTLTpSbkmEB5u
>>489703515I'll make you eat those words!
why is he everywhere https://youtu.be/gpun9Y19t80?si=oPujEYvTFXIohIXm
>>489719135not that deep senpai
>>489719135it's basedjackparty but for even younger children
>>489740998this is true, the age of the average /exeg/ poster is 10 years old
>childrenbones
thoughts?
>>489747413smash obviously
>>489747413>>489698670
>>489748004in the dick?
>>489665224Plsyed it, controls suck >>489685692Did you put these into the google doc password?
>>489747413It's basically the same character but with tits. This reminds me of a point I made in the cytube about whether people to jack off to Sonic are really homosexual in the way we traditionally think of homosexuals. Of course, everyone intuitively understands that masturbating to Sonic makes you gay in some regard, since Sonic is male, but does it make you as gay as someone sucking on cocks through glory holes, or getting sodomized by bikers at gay bars? If the male character you're attracted to can be made into a female with a few minor additions that can be as simple as eyelashes or some cheek blush (as we can see with Sarah's Sonic form), are you a traditional homosexual or just an autistic sperg?
>>489751585i would fuck anything with boobs and a pussy even if it was an extremely autistic pooner who demanded i call her a man
>>489751585I like boobs
>>489746302Surprisingly malleable and works as a good building material The marrow tastes like really stale tofu though, wouldn't recommend eating it unless you're in a pinch
>>489755832what?
https://youtu.be/31vxE5N-Rl8?si=rPQNf21ueczA5fuy
https://youtu.be/lQRevEI9G6g?si=q36YXJCZzNhRqi_o
>>489771984ain't that the guy from sonic x shadow gens
rayuko statushttps://www.youtube.com/post/Ugkx8yUfmBWX9PiRPKdR1wpbmld-a3BzsQsZ
>>489721126and?>>489740629true, not that deep>>489740998that's even fucking worse
rayuko statushttps://www.youtube.com/post/UgkxLabh5Gz2FMIuu7AAqz_2oX3yecnfQ6-d
>>489773265Egg! :3
>>489751585
>>489773343-man
https://youtu.be/MGGCZZLFZmY?si=JPItOHr6QVEyqWL4
>>489767724Gem
>>48977853516 years old and he's already debased himself making 1 hour video essays. The west has fallen
>>489785978not the first time this happened https://youtu.be/PMNiaHM3Vjg?si=4Ql0EvuqiKO157cGadd this to the cytube
it hurts
it's rayuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uFFOmcXHhc
it's rayuphttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/bchiCcWK6Tc
>>489783343is truly outrageous
https://x.com/shyuuu_1
>>489792952ng soul is changing your username 15 times to self spam and repost your tweets
>>489792952this is a dead account
>>489790115Those were better times...
>>489719135
>>489799570what is it about sonic.exe that makes It "appealing" to play with and remake over and over. It reminds me of how jeff the killer has 3-4 reboots.
https://x.com/devils_purr
>>489740998with every new reply to this thread you're going to get proven even more right
>>489802760No.From now on we will talk like 18th century Aristocrats when discussing internet stories retarded people have made.As always I am excited to discuss George Floyd Creepypastas volumes 1 through 5
>>489802760>is said right after >>489802056lmao you feel called offended slurpceivercuck? i thought you all loved kids
>>489803142Indubitably, my confidantes. Show these addle-brained troglodytes some genuine sophistication.
>>489808156No, you braindead moron, the Deceiver post is part of exactly WHY I think that
so what has Cosbydaf been up to other than keeping troonzilla on a leash
>>489808323Affirmative.>Do not Call George Floyd at 3 AM>Last night, I did something that I very much regret to this day. We all have had those moments when our curiosity takes control of our decision making, and leads us to do stupid things. I had one of those moments. >Last night, I was scrolling through YouTube, watching some soft core porn. You may be wondering why I’m not using actual porn sites such as Pornhub or XVideos. You see, my internet service provider has access to my website history, so going on YouTube prevents them from seeing my specific jerk off video routine. I eventually nutted to some twerking videos and decided to finish the night off with some scary videos. >I came across some of those typical “do not call this person at 3 AM” videos. I thought those were fucking retarded and clickbait. But my curiosity got the best of me and I decided I wanted to try one out myself. I wanted to choose a recently dead person who a lot of people know about, so I thought George Floyd was the perfect choice. George Floyd was a black nigga who died from fentanyl. But the stupid ass media made it look like he got killed by a cop named Derek Chauvin. >I grabbed my phone book to look up George Floyd’s phone number. It took a good few minutes flipping through hundreds of pages of people named George with last names starting with the letter “F”. There were 3 people I found, with the first and last name George Floyd. Luckily, it also included their birthdates, so I was able to easily tell which George Floyd was the one I was looking for. The phone number was [REDACTED].
>>489810652>At last, 3 AM hit, so I dialed his number on my iPhone 12. My phone played an extremely loud static noise. I had my ear next to my phone, so it felt like my ear was bleeding. That was when my heart stopped... I realized that the sound which I thought was static... is actually the sound of breathing. I said a polite “hello”. All of a sudden, I heard chimpanzee noises from the other side. That’s when I knew for sure, George Floyd was answering. >“Hello George Floyd, how does it feel being a nigger?” I asked. >There wasn’t any response for 5 seconds, then I heard a raspy voice: “who dares interrupt my fentanyl snorting sesh”. At this point, I was hysterical. >“You fucking idiot, you wouldn’t have died if you didn’t take all that fentanyl,” I said. “Where do you live, I’m gonna knee on you.” >I heard some more chimpanzee noises. It was very loud, so I turned down my phone's volume. >“That’s it, I’m going to break into your home and shoot your belly!” George Floyd said. >At this moment, I rushed through my home to lock all the doors and close my blinds. However, when I looked behind me, what I saw shocked me. There he was... or an it. It looked like a cross between a malnourished gorilla and a human. It’s face... it had an inhumanly large nose and lips. I have no idea how this thing couldn’t breathe. Then I looked below its head. Its lungs appeared to have been detached from its chest. The innards have turned into outards. >“How dare you interfere with my fentanyl sesh,” it moaned. >I have to admit, it was fucking funny, but at the same time I knew I was in danger. >“I came all the way here from hell to take my revenge and now I’m out of breath,” It moaned. “Now show me your belly please so I can shoot it.” >I had to do something. I went to my kitchen and turned on my stove at full power.>“AHHH NOOO PLEASE DONT DO THIS, I CAN'T BREATHE!” the thing said.
>>489811043>It went over and smashed my stove with its hands and destroyed it. >“Do not underestimate the abilities of a nigga monkey” it said. >That’s when I got an idea. Last summer, I was on a trip to Mexico. It is a home to a lot of monkey species, and I remember buying monkey spray to keep them at bay. I went to my washroom and got the bottle. Ran down and sprayed that motherfucker in the face. >“Ahhh shit monkey spray!” It shouted until it ran out of air.>It then attempted to retreat out of my home. However, it was too out of breath to run away, so it gasped for air and fainted. I called the police over. Once they arrived, George Floyd’s corpse was gone. The cops chalked it off to a burglar who snuck in to steal my stuff and they said I needed to take my meds. But I knew it was all real, because of my recorded call history. I showed the cops the entire recording. >“Hey, that’s the nigga, George Floyd. He should be dead.” The cops then arrested me. >“Let me go, what did I do?” I pleaded. >“Prank calling the police department is a crime,” The cop said.>I am now in prison, writing this on the prison's computer. I just want you to warn you all: whatever you do, do NOT call George Floyd at three AM.
>>489747413need
>>489811314Time for the next one.>My George Floyd Toy Came to Life>Many of you reading this have probably heard of George Floyd’s death. For those of you who live in a cave and have never heard of it, Google it on your own. I will be skipping the details of that incident to get to the point faster.>Shortly after the death of George Floyd, there was a toy maker from Russia who started a page on Instagram and Tik Tok. The pages were used for advertising his latest product: the George Floyd toy. The George Floyd toy comes in two main types. One of them being a George Floyd plush. It was essentially a cartoonish George Floyd face printed on the head, wearing a black sweater and jeans. One of the striking features being its stupidly large nose. The other type is a pillow with an image of the George Floyd plush printed on it. The comments on the Instagram posts consisted of a ton of snowflakes getting offended by the toys. The other comments were pretty hilarious though. Some of them included jokes such as using the toy as a knee rest. >Now, I am a person who hates niggers so that was when I had an idea: to buy a George Floyd plush myself and place it next to George Floyd’s gravestone for a night. I grabbed my Mastercard and added it to my PayPal account. After that, I sent the toy maker the PayPal money, and then emailed him my address. It took 8 days for a response, so I thought it was all a scam. But after those days, I got a response from him. >The email read: “your order has been accounted for and your George floyd toy is now being sent to your address. Delivery time will take twenty days.”>I didn’t mind that, because I knew it was going to be well worth the wait.
>>489811754>Fast forward twenty days. I received the package. The George Floyd toy was inside a large white bag with Russian writing on it. I opened the bag to allow the George Floyd toy to breathe. It was one of the sexiest objects I’ve ever seen in my life. I immediately brought it to the washroom and busted a nut on it. It felt so damn good. Now is the time to put it next to George Floyd’s grave. I happen to live very close to where he lived, so getting there wasn’t a challenge. I only live an hour and a half from where his grave is. >I got into my car and drove over to the town's graveyard. Once I arrived, I searched every gravestone in the yard. It took a very long time, and I was starting to lose hope. But finally, after thirty minutes of reading the names of every dead person, I found one with the text: “Rest in Peace George Floyd.” I celebrated and then placed the George Floyd toy sitting on top of the stone. It was getting late, so I went home. >The next day, it was time to get my George Floyd toy back, so I went back to the graveyard. But when I arrived, I got a mini heart attack. I didn’t see my George Floyd toy anywhere. I panicked due to losing such a valuable object. I cried a ton mainly because it was a very good sex toy. I accepted the loss and drove back home. >When I opened my front door, what I saw scared the shit out of me. I saw the George Floyd toy, with a knife in his right hand. >“Give me some fentanyl or I will kill you!”, it said. >I screamed and ran away, but holy shit, it was fast for its size. I thought this was going to be the end of my life. I didn’t know how a toy came to life, so George Floyd’s ghost had to have haunted it. I decided to go to the nearest church. The toy was still running at me, but thankfully I am slightly faster than it was.
>>489812005>I opened the door of the church and slammed it behind me. The priest looked at me judgmentally. I told him I was being chased by a haunted doll. There was loud banging on the church door, and I knew it was the George Floyd toy doing it, so I opened it to have the priest believe me. The George Floyd toy rushed in and pointed the knife at my neck. >“Give me fentanyl please,” it pleaded. >The priest then grabbed it by the neck, but the George Floyd toy was too strong, so it slit the priest’s throat. >I thought I was going to die with no more protection, so I decided to battle the George Floyd toy smart, knowing its main weakness: breathing. I kicked the knife off its hand and kneed on its neck as if it was a knee rest. >“I can’t breathe”, it said. >I then started jousting my penis on its face, suffocating it. Finally, it died. I celebrated in victory that I was responsible for George Floyds second death. I then took the George Floyd toy and performed a cleansing ritual, to make sure George Floyd’s ghost is no longer haunting it. After that, I cut off its head and then attached it to a fleshlight base, to create my very own George Floyd fleshlight. A good way to get rid of those traumatizing moments while making good use of the situation. >To those of you reading this, do NOT place dolls near their corresponding dead corpses. And also, fuck niggers.
>>489812286That's not scary, that's just racist
>>489814338took a while to find this onebut it explains why it IS scary and ontopic
>>489819617Sounds like more of an excuse to be a racist POS more than anything
>>489822283maybe, but it's definitely scary
>>489822393Not really
>>489822283Horror shouldn't be chuddish, it should be gender-affirming, wholesome, depicting realistic panic attacks, not being problematic, and especially, the most important thing: supportive of trans rights
>>489831516I think demons should mentally torment ill minded mortals and mock them about their faults and delusions until they give in to the voices in their head and shoot themselves. deceive and manipulate the young and pure into being a puppet under an otherworldly entity's influence
>>489831516none of what you are saying make sense
>>489833262You are having an entirely irrelevant conversation to the one you are replying totake your medq
>>489833447I forgot to add "demons in horror"
sonichu's real identity
https://nitter.poast.org/gurgney/status/1822307951526441062#m
>>489834442>>489834871Post more
OH MY GODSH HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII EEH ECKS EE GEE
>>489841635>koerianyou're korean?
>I Work at Area 51. We tried to Bring George Floyd Back to Life.>I don’t have much time left. I am writing this to you all and have to post this before the government finds out I am leaking disclosed information. I will begin by saying I work at Area 51. My main occupation in my career is being one of the lead scientists. It is a common misconception that we primarily study aliens and other extraterrestrial beings, but what we mostly examine are quite different. We usually specialize in developing new technology for medical reasons, such as finding the cure for cancers. >Our latest project was engineering a machine which brings dead corpses back to life. The general idea on how it works is we insert a dead body into the large funnel. Once the dead body is completely submerged inside the main component of the machine, it performs numerous chemical reactions which extract the DNA of the dead body. It then begins the cloning process. Carcasses usually lose their DNA remains within a century, so this will require the corpse to have not been dead for any longer than that.>The success rate of the clone highly depends on the race of the person. Cloned black people are much more likely to have defects than white people, if they even manage to be cloned. Now, this is important information to consider since our first test subject was George Floyd. You may be wondering why we picked such a useless piece of ass. The reason is, we want to have confirmation on the actual reason for his death. >Another amazing feature of the machine is that the clonee retains their memories, so they will be able to recall how they died in their previous life. We went to retrieve George Floyd’s corpse. Man, I have to admit, he is one ugly son of a bitch. His nose and lips are as big as a skyscraper. Once we develop a DNA editing machine, the first thing we would do is make him less ugly. Anyway, I am getting a bit out of topic.
>>489843446>We gently placed his corpse in the funnel. The cloning process isn’t as simple as I described before, so let me elaborate further. We have our computer programmers provide instruction for the machine on what DNA to extract. The problem is, there could be insects and maggots eating at the dead corpse, so the programmers try to prevent the machine from including the insects. Without doing this, we would create a human insect hybrid. We don’t want George Floyd to get any uglier. >Once the cloning process was completely finished, we opened the door to let the new George Floyd exit. What came out looked EXACTLY like the original George Floyd. Our officials cheered, in pride of our success despite the higher rate of defects for black people clones. But the behavior of the clone wasn’t exactly what we expected. The George Floyd clone started pounding his chest, while making monkey noises. >“OO OO AA AA!” it cried. >It then started attacking my coworkers. It had a very grotesque method of slaughter. It would rip off their lungs out of their chests and then proceed to suck all the air out. Our officials announced that all of us would evacuate the facility. I ran as fast as I could for the sake of keeping my lungs. This nigga monkey was extremely desperate to steal air from other people’s lungs. >I lunged out of the master laboratory and then hopped into a helicopter. We flew off and I had a sigh of relief. We were safe high in the sky. Or at least we thought we were. The George Floyd clone managed to jump two thousand feet up and landed onto the chopper. >“OO OO EE EE AH AH GIVE ME YOUR AIR!”, it screamed. >It was about to grab the pilot by the throat, but then it stopped. It then started to fall down and then faint. We were confused at first on why it fell down all of a sudden.
>>489843573>Realization then hit me. Since we were so close to the atmosphere, the oxygen concentration was too low for George Floyd, therefore his brain started to lack oxygen. >We celebrated in victory. We returned back to Area 51. We had to promise not to tell anybody who isn’t affiliated with Area 51 in any form, or else we are subject to a death penalty. >I am here right now, typing this on my laptop in secret. Once this gets posted online, I will probably end my life by shooting myself with a shotgun, similarly to Ronnie McNutt. I simply cannot live with the memory of seeing close friends getting their organs ripped out of their body. It was nice knowing you all. And beware of the nigga monkey George Floyd.
>I Nutted on My George Floyd Toy, and Accidentally Created a George Floyd Homunculus>As an average teenager, each night I do the same routine. Eat dinner, study, chill, and then finally bust a nut before I go to sleep. I tend to have an easier time sleeping after orgasms. I am 17 years old and have been masturbating daily since I was 12. >As you might expect, I need more than just porn to bust a good nut at this point. I’ve been using various sex toys, such as flesh lights. But it’s not just limited to that. I have also secretly bought life size Japanese sex dolls. From all these years of mastering the art of watching porn without being caught by my parents, I was capable of ordering very large toys without my parents knowing. I’d have it shipped to my friend's house, while his parents were at work. Then I would pick it up from his house and use it inside my closet. >One day, I grew tired of the Japanese sex dolls. I wanted something that can create an ultra-realistic sexual experience that will cause me to bust the most satisfying, high volume nut in history. I browsed Tik Tok sellers for some ideas. After several hours of searching, I came across a particularly interesting item: the George Floyd Toy. Just by looking at it, I got a massive boner. I almost came in my pants without even touching my dick. At that moment, I knew this would be the perfect sex toy. I bought the doll and then excitedly waited the 20 days it took to deliver. Fast forward to the day it came in the mail, my mom came into my room with the package. >“Honey, you have a parcel. What did you purchase?” she asked. I knew exactly how to explain it. >“That is my new George Floyd plush. I bought it to honor his death and to support the cause,” I explained.
>>489843851>She bought into it and handed me the toy. Holy shit, I immediately got the urge to rub its face all over my dick. I Googled the original George Floyd video and then pulled down my pants and started rubbing it out on the George Floyd toy's face. After 10 seconds, I busted my biggest nut yet. It shot out white liquid at a distance of two meters. George Floyd toy’s face was painted all white. Man, that was the best feeling ever. I went to the washroom to clean the toy. I valued it so much, so I stored it in my closet, and then went to bed. >When I woke up, I couldn’t wait to bust a bonus nut before I went to school. But when I opened my closet, My George Floyd toy didn’t look like itself at all. Its outer fabric appeared to have a large hole. I shrugged it off to my semen being acidic and went on with my day.>Once I returned home after school, I saw my mom lying on the floor. She was dead. I couldn’t believe my eyes, so I went over to investigate. There, I saw a bullet hole through her pregnant belly. I cried a lot, because I lost my mom and my future brother, who she was pregnant with. I needed to get my revenge on whoever murdered them. >I searched around the house for the robber. I couldn’t find any weapon that I could use to defend myself against a gunman, so I decided to use a book that I could use for blocking bullets. I went upstairs. At first I didn’t see anything in the second story hallway, but then I heard a small voice. I looked down. There I saw it, a very miniature person. When I looked closely, I saw that it was a miniature George Floyd. Except some features were altered. The George Floyd toy had tentacles as arms and only had one eye. I freaked out so much from looking at the organism that I used my book to crush it.>“Lift up the book please, I can’t breathe,” it said. I just kept the book on it until I stopped hearing it breathe.
>>489843980>I did some research on how this George Floyd homunculus existed. There are a ton of rumors spreading through the internet, that the George Floyd toy contains an egg which was extracted from George Floyd’s corpse. >Always be careful of what you decide to bust a nut in. You’ll never know what life forms you can create.
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>>489850398He looks like the slobbermutt
>>489853554BROKE DICK FARMS
Test
>>489853735You're gonna carry that gunt.
>>489859176IT'S TAX FREE BISH
>>489865687I haven't seen the one on the right in any FNF mods so MX wins because Game Over is kinotastic
>>489866074that's because touhou is niche and funkfags don't play games that would filter them
>>489866817Rhythm games are also niche, but neither funkfags nor 2hufags play their games
>>489866817>because touhou is niche
>>489868168The original games themselves are actually niche. They are niche enough that not even any Touhou fans have actually played them
>>489865338>leachingESLkubo my beloved Also Joe made more panels
>>489830518do you think the lore with solomon and red was just made up BY red in universe?
>>489853554>>489853735>>489859176>>489863848I wonder what the guardians would be as lolcowsI think Gekido would be the Ralpha Male, maybe Keno would be DSPLord X is definitely CWC, but I don't know who the others would be
>>489872868unrelated but apparently the fish is a girl
from the depths of shadows i have emerged
>>489876563who the frick are you
cringe or sovl? you find out.https://archiveofourown.org/works/57824917/chapters/147181231
>>489881252okay
https://twitter.com/ParkBarringtonX/status/1822700675307851841OSFbros.......
>>489885585god why is this retard like this
>>489885874is this a prior known 'cow?
>>489885585>unironically acting like a total shartyfag out of 4chan with initial right arrows on top of that
>>489885874which one
>>489885585>X's teeth can extend from his gums like fingersNeat idea
>>489889412hatcher is a retard but hazbinfags get pissy at anything so it's fun to poke at them
>>489890005can we get an e-celeb to repost this saying "sonic is 15"
>>489885585STUPID CHUD! IF HE KEEPS THIS UP WE'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO GET FERRET ON OSF!!!!
>>489890736Unfortunately it doesn't work anymore since for whatever reason Sega has now removed the official ages of most of their characters. As you can imagine tailsfags are having a field day over it
>>489892435>ferretstuck in the past and will never be able to focus on the future
Getting some progress done on OSF again, hoping to finally finish Marble Zone soon. I have been working on this level on-and-off since December and still have not actually finished all 3 acts. Here's something small that'll take some time: the sprite drawing order of the lava. In the original game, these moving platforms are drawn over the lava, but Sonic's sprite is drawn under the lava, to make it look like Sonic's fallen *in* the lava and not just on top of it. It's kind of annoying to recreate this because sprite ordering is linear. This appears to be the case even in the original game; if you fall into lava, but put Sonic into an animation where his sprite overlaps with the sprite of a platform, you can see the lava sprite being drawn over the platform with it, so the lava's sprite ordering is changed when Sonic's sprite comes into contact with it. I just have to recreate that implementation, but it'll take some time because of the funky way I animated the lava.I'm also finishing something for X where he can get crushed by pillars if you bait him into one, I'll show that soon.
>>489892617Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it
>>489892672>I'm also finishing something for X where he can get crushed by pillarswill JOBnic.exe get pissed if this happened
>>489892672>I'm also finishing something for X where he can get crushed by pillars if you bait him into one, I'll show that soon.it's possible to temporarily knock him out of commission?
Here's a screencap of the original game showing the lava thing I mentioned. Bet you never noticed this before.>>489892965Actually, the death sprite Hatcher made has him looking pretty happy, maybe he's a masochist or a user of the Cope Laugh technique>>489892992Yeah, he'll reappear 20 or so seconds later.
>>489893113will he be able to tank spikes or will he stand on them
it would be funny if x could choose to fuck with the gameimagine if he just randomly did something like turning on the spike bug
>>489893683>X just abuses the debug mode
>>489892672Can you add more bugs to the game
>>489892605>As you can imagine tailsfags are having a field day over ittails is still definitely a child, I don’t get why same tailsfags are so desperate for him to be an adult
>>489896704nta but do you mean glitches or alterworld badniks
>>489893113Is OSF compatible with TempleOS?
>>489896965glitchesand >>489897997 make it compatible with templeos
Getting X crushed is actually really hard, I was only able to do it here by exploiting the crushing bug that I have yet to fix. I'll probably make some changes to these crushers so you can do it easier. These crushers are actually supposed to be rotating spike columns but I haven't put that back in yet.>>489893480He's invincible to most things, it's mostly just crushing that can kill him. Like Hyper Sonic.>>489893683There was some talk of X flipping your ring counter (making it so 50 rings turn into 05 rings) or unpausing while you're in the pause menu (with the different options changing from "continue", "settings", etc, to "I'm not done with you yet" or something like that), this all may or may not make it into the final game>>489896704There have NEVER been any bugs in OSF nor will there ever be, any claims to the contrary are quite simply misinformation>>489897997Only divine code can run on TempleOS
https://smlwiki.com/doomedThe SMLwiki is essentially dead, as according to Sling buying the domain does not come with the site assets which defeats the purpose of buying it to begin with
>>489901475 (Me)Also, I included that pitched down death sound effect that somebody mentioned in a previous thread, the one that plays at the end of an act in the original rom hack. I don't think X will die at the end of acts because I like the visual of him chasing you off the screen, but it's being used for this.
>>489902514he should at least die at the end of acts if you finish in the regular version, in the alterworld he can still chase you
>>489902791That's fair enough, I'll add that.
>>489902514>>489902791>>489903315How about this:I'll make a sprite of him faceplanting against the side of the screen and looking annoyed
>>489904248go for it
it's rayuphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48DlvT1jVmQ
https://youtu.be/IqNrgi0YlVE?si=jyFKsrsLI6i6-CCRis gearisko cringe?
>>489909564>2d spritesI guess that disproves the theory then
>>489909865What theory
>>489909927the theory that trannyuko was the one behind the 3d impasta mod
>>489910139I have genuinely not seen anyone say that
>>489910197you have genuinely not been here enough
>>489910358Can you show me someone saying that then
>>489911364go find it yourself, if you're so brave
>>489910139the smgds team has tried to get in contact with this guy using quantum leap as a bargaining chip and thats funny to me
>>489911695what? why?
>>489911950because he's a funkfag so when you use bait it needs that funk flavor
>>489913449did he bit
