Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>Progress Report #8 - Includes a new development roadmap. Writing and gameplay elements are officially complete.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4372516526003320641# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>491338709
>ANCHOR POSTWe are currently dealing with a known /vg/ troll. Endure his fetish posting that can last for entire days at a time and you'll find people who actually discuss the game occasionally while hanging around.That is all.
>ANCHOR POSTThat is all.
Feels like we're getting too good at these things.
>>491551917If he/they behave the anchor won't be needed to warn the rare newcomers.
Chipmunk looking ass
>>491552084We all know he won't.
>>491552090Yeah, but chipmunks are cute. Ashley is cute. Sisters are cute.
>>491552090She can fit a two whole nuts in her mouth
>>491552891You know who else is a sister?
>>491553151That is a sister to the streets.
>>491552090Andrew and the chipmunks
>>491553259Who's getting the best head?
>>491553387Ashley
>>491553151Call me Gnaeus Pompeius Magnus, cause I'm married to Julia
>>491553480Ashley is a futa?
>>491553250She is a sister to her CANONICAL older sister.
>>491553593head doesn't mean fellatio! but yes
>>491553593You can also eat a pussy you know
>>491553797>but yesi bet andrew scrapes her cheese off the head when he swirls his tongue around it
>>491553797>but yesfuta on male? ewww what are you some kind of FAGGOT who likes COCK!?Femdrew on Futaley would be based though
>>491553593>>491553797>>491553936>>491554059Brothers, would you still love your sister if she became a futanari? Imagine comforting her as she's crying over this change of events. She'd sob endlessly and apologize to you, and you'd tell her "it's okay, it's not your fault", but she'd continue saying sorry anyway. You rub her shoulder to comfort her and tell her you still love her and she'll always be your sister. She gets an awkward boner and hugs you, still weeping. What do you do next?
>>491553889
>>491554420using penis
>>491554324Put on the chastity cage andrew im taking the lead tonight
>>491554324I don't like penises, but I love my sister so if she magically grew a wiener I'd just have to live with it. No, it's not going up the old shitpipe.
>>491554548How will you help her deal with her penis envy then?
>>491554324I'd call her a faggot and laugh in her face for getting a boner.
>>491554707Ballbusting.
>>491554539I was already wearing one the whole time
>>491554420
>>491554324You already asked this
>>491555357My first interpretation of this image was that they're both pregnant and the bubbles are showing womb x-ray. This interpretation did not last long.
>>491555283Good boy now bend over i need to empty my balls after 2 months of quarantine
>>491553797>head doesn't mean fellatio!It does tho. It's a new zoomer thing where they just assumed it went both ways.
>>491555709head just means oral sex (hence the use of a head)
>>491555709ThisYou give head to a guyYou eat out a girl
>>491553593Someone has to be
>>491555704I´m not sure if I want that watered down cum inside of me. I need to feed you a lot of snacks before we can fuck
>>491555709>zoomer zoomer zoomerDo you ever get tired of being a normalfag?
>>491555856You can theoretically eat out a guy too.
This thread doesn't deserve a Shroomley
>>491555932Then do it! i can barely hold on with how that fat ass teases me when youre wearing my shorts! do it so i can impregnate you
>>491556058That's okay, I was bread for this! I'll be loafing around here.
Won't be to most people's taste but who cares.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hd6jMn-7Ca8
>ANCHOR POSTWe are currently dealing with a known cutie. If anyone sees this boi, give him a kiss and hug and a juice box.That is all.
>>491556152A-ashley I´m still male s-so that won´t work even if you try hard enough. I´m not sure you becoming a futa was a good idea...
>>491556219KEK fucking based!
>>491555856you can give head to a guy or a girl, either through blowing or eating out
>>491556403NoYou are wrong
>>491556182this bread tastes like unwashed sister sweat mixed with asphalt
>>491556382Thanks gamer
>>491556309I-i will just make a deal with the demon again! hear me andrew i will impregnate your boipussy!
>>491556521I don't care what incorrect definitions zoomers intuited after gleaming hip hop lyrics; you can give head to a woman. This definition was written before you were born, motherfucker.
>>491556894Y-you know I can just suck you off if you need to blow your load! There is no need for breeding! We will just become like mom and dad!
>>491553721>the joke>your head
>>491555709>>491557047
>>491555861I would enjoy the doujin of futa ashley and julia
Why is he so weak to praise?
>>491557170Good youll be wearing that cage and plug after im done with you
>>491557047>gender neutral>2001revisionism
>>491557446Well if you add a plug into this deal than I´mm all for it. Fill me up and plug me up!
>>491557586grammar existed before liberals
>>491557363WHO are you and why do you have the same naming scheme for your files as me?!
I want Renee spanking Ashley
>>491557641no it didn't
>>491557929cute!
I've never heard a woman born with a vagina say "He gives good head"
>>491557876Renee would never do that because it means giving Ashley attention and effort as a parent.
>>491558149Alright grandpa
Make up your mind /calg/! Is giving head to women an outdated phrase that zoomers can't appreciate, or is it a zoomer rap neologism?
I don't know what you retards are on about.
>>491558939That deserves more downdoots.
>>491558994nigga still can´t comprehend that giving head to a woman is a word that people use
>>491557996This is your brain in american education
>>491559254can you not read or is your brain so rotten you think that's normal speech?
>>491556219HOLY SHIT I CAN'T AAAAAAA SO CUTEMy heart is melting and pounding so fast!!Dude you COOKED)) I LOVE YOU
>>491557830I created whoredrew2.
>>491559886So it was you that I stole the image from and shamelessy stole the naming scheme behind it too...
>>491559798Ahhh thank you!>>491557929Cute art, you drew yourself very beautifully into the characters.
>>491556219It STILL doesn't look like him.
>>491560183Every thread until you understand.
>>491560108That's right, bitch, repent.No one tell him the naming scheme wasn't my idea.
>>491560183I’m trying to avoid copying Nemlei eyes, but I don’t have much of a choice for the next one.
>>491560179Sorry, it's not my art. I just found it while browsing. This is the artist. https://twitter.com/R_o0_6/status/1815574457697833115
>>491560782We must invite this artist to post in this thread, we don’t have enough artists.
>>491560517R-repent? How? What sick and perverted things will you force me to do?
>>491560179>Ahhh thank you!You are welcome bestie!Did you expect you to drop another banger in the new thread lol
>>491560997Did not expect* fuck
>>491560997I did not, but technically it didn’t really happen anyways because we’re still in #232. Bakeanon and his silly mistakes lol.
>>491561217>Bakeanon and his silly mistakes lol.True lmaoAlso how did you know how to draw him? Did you use any in-game image, fanart or used AI gens for reference?
It doesn't matter.
>>491561345I was loosely referencing my original ANCHOR POST edit. I made the anchor more antique since the modern anchors look quite strange.
>>491560993Laundry, maybe? My one sweater can only take me so long.Also, fetch me something to eat while you're at it.
Have hate sex with your mom RIGHT NOW!!!
I've unilaterally decided this will be the #234 image.Also, next thread is #234. Remember.
>>491561850Fine if I'm there. Unless someone Jiggers that and makes a webm.
>>491561848Who's the artist?
>>491561761Your image got flipped, let me fix that for you
>>491561806You make me so proud. From making edits to actual drawing, so have so many hiden talents.Also, did you have to erase mistakes, scrap papers or you made those drawings in a first try?
>>491562317>You make me so proud. From making edits to actual drawing, so have so many hiden talents.Thanks, but I couldn’t have done it without my good friend the schizophrenic shotaphobe (pic related for the newchads) who encouraged me to pick up a pen and learn how to draw. >Also, did you have to erase mistakes, scrap papers or you made those drawings in a first try?It’s a pen so no erasing, and one try for both.
>>491561813YOU BACKPEDDELING FUCK OF A BROTHER! I´VE DONE ENOUGH LAUDRY! JUST USE ME AS YOUR SEX SLAVE ALREADY!
schizo's doin it again and calling other people schizo
>>491562679>who encouraged me to pick up a pen and learn how to draw.What a madlad. That's just power flexing )).>and one try for bothHoly moly WOW. Okaaay bestie that's just double flexing LMAO.
>>491562838He even thinks I'm the hall monitor just because I told him to draw lol
>>491562838I am SMART and even I have no clue what´s going on
>>491562838>>491562993>>491563005Thanks, I love you all!
>>491563093>Doesnt mention meKILL YOURSELFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>491562807Ashley, I... What is it now? Are you getting jealous of the couch?
>>491563093I love you tooI did since day 1
>>491561994Don't know but it looks like art from that Renee mod being made.
>>491563656I pray everday that you receive testicular torsion
>>491563525The way way you sit on that couch disgusts me. I didn´t know couches had the abilitys to be hussies. I bet those stains are your cum spilled all over that couch!
>>491563902
>>491564516Anon you can't say that! Think of our sponsors
>>491560438fair enough I will stop feeding him by telling him to end it. Telling him to kys is fun but whatever
>>491564367I'm too tired for- Wait, Ashley WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE COUCH?
>>491564516
>>491554324My sister is the one woman I would let peg me desu
>>491564940DIE HUSSIE DIE DIE DIE ALREADY!
>puplia has bigger titssisterfurs, it's over...
>>491566531No!
>>491566341Sisters ought to take steps to avoid their brothers becoming useless fat hedonistic slobs. Well done, Ashley.
>>491566531tarded and noncanon
>>491567169>>491567414take your meds schizo
>>491567414>>491567169Meds.
>>491567439>>491567470yeah bro that’ll totally show him
>>491567586who?
>>491567586Got you mad enough to reply.
>>491560438Guys
Shroomley!
>>491566531Cute! Puplia is cute!
>>491567627>>491567649>>491567741i hope he sees this, you’re so brave for standing up to gorki
>>491566858T-thank you? I don´t know who you are. You´ll make a goooood soup!
The fuck happened, I haven't even posted twice itt?
>>491567914What if Gorki is NekoTanning?
>>491565941Pegging is a little different from a live penis.
>>491568069>NekoTanning
>>491568207Please no zoomer memes in my y2k thread thank you
>>491568247are happy now nigger?
More like Y2GAY (I mean gay in a bad way, not in the accepted way it has become over the past decade or so), amirite fellas?
>>491568247What about some frutiger memes?
>>491568041Someone randomly started having a mental breakdown out of nowhere.
>>491568570YES YES YES YES. I need Reene using Windows XP!
>>491568247
>>491568757
>>491568692Well, just let him rant and ignore 'em. It's for the best.
What kind of gameplay would you guys like to see out of this series? Like, feel free to name games. For example, I think it'd be cool if I saw Andrew and Ashley play like a Mega Man Zero game. Shit would be so cash.
>>491569173Thank you anon :]. The crying gremling is the cherry on top
>>491569315I love MMZ and ZX but I don't see Andrew turning into a beyblade with the cleaver
>>491569315I wouldn't mind some 2D platforming
>>491569315...series? Is this a bot post?
>>491569315What we have is good.
>>491569359
I've been away for like a month. What did I miss?
>>491570751Nothing. Come back in another month.
>>491570751>What did I miss?Nothing of substance other than the devlog, go read it
>>491570751Chapter 3 dropped but you missed it.
>>491570864>>491570923>>491570936Got it. Did I miss any good shota posts?
>>491570751Nothing. As usual.
>>491571223If only you actually left for that month instead of pretending you did.
>>491571223The shota posts have all been awful lately.
>>491571223>shotaposts>good
>>491571489Sheesh, how bad have they gotten?
I'm really really starting to get a little impatient for chapter 3, guys. What should I do?
>>491571761Ask your sister to give you a handy
>>491571761masturbate in really obvious places your sister will see and pretend not to notice her
>>491571859>>491571916Man, why are bro-con sisters such a turn on for me? Am I a freak?
>>491571223Yes you did: >>491556219
>>491571972No, you are based
>>491571972If you are female we could pretend to be siblings!
>>491572226You know I'm not, anon. None of us are.
>>491572643Oh well I had to try. I guess I will keep searching for hussies
My sisters' been in a good mood, which means I've been in a good modd
Does anybody have that greentext of anon being forced to eat lunch with Leyley at school and getting uncomfortable about the stories she tells?
>>491574402?
>>491574467Thank you for saving this.
>>491571972For the sisterless, I really think it's one of those fetishes that almost everyone has in complete contradiction to their outward stance on it. At it's core it's just "man I'm really into women who I share an intimate relationship with on multiple levels that are also crazy about me." For people with sisters, despite me thinking there's nothing inherently wrong with it, something had to go terribly wrong with your upbringing to make it a thing, and I say that as a man who wants to make fuck with his sister.
>>491571761Being a hypocrite here, but do anything else other than sit around and wait for it. There's plenty of other things out there that I guarantee you might like if you give it the same chance you gave this.
>>491574658I have a sister and I still think bro-con sisters are hot.>>491574713Greentexts?
>>491574658How do you manage the crippling reality of her never being into you?
Andrew is a raging FAGGOT
>>491578221But very cute, nonetheless
>>491577793She moved in with me almost half a year ago at this point, we snuggle on the couch and watch TV, and we do more together than she does with her primary friend group. Not saying that's necessarily indicative she wants to fuck, but it at least keeps the idea orbiting somewhere near reality.
>>491578371
>>491578221So true.
>>491579150Andrew proves that you don't have to be gay to a faggot. Exhibit A: a painfully fruity gesture.
>>491578403How do you hide your erections from her?
>>491580161why contain it?
/calg/ I have to be away from my computer tomorrow. Make sure to stay safe, I will miss you lotsXOXO
>>491580572Take care, anon.
>>491580572Same here anon. I obsessively check the thread on my phone all day when I'm away, but I can't post, so at least I'm not a full-blooded phoneposter. Have fun, stay safe, and don't talk to strangers while you're gone!
>>491570751there's a groomer that showed up ITTthat was fun
>>491580572>Make sure to stay safe."Don't tell me what to do!" shouts Leyley in an act of needless aggression.
Stick.
>>491580161Frequent masturbation.
>>491583193Thick.
>>491551550What is that mental illness?
>>491570751I came back today too and the only change I notice was the mental illness post below the OP.
>>491583427Lick.
>>491583709Another sister in dire need of ass-to-mouth resuscitation.
>>491583193Stickley
>>491583704>>491583568Dawg it's just a fucking jigsaw puzzle, chill.
>>491583983Jigsaw's are for losers.
>>491583983I'm not talking about the puzzle, I'm talking about that 'anchor post' shit, especially to talk about a 'known /vg/ troll'. I've never seen that shit before.And if you need to make a big ass post at the start of a thread about a 'known troll', you've already lost because that's exactly the kind of attention a troll wants.
>>491584319I don't know why you're so upset about it, it's infinitely less obtrusive than a 50 post chain of someone ERPing with himself regardless of how pointless it is.
>>491584319/calg/'s most defining trait is being chronically unable to not take a bait and then doubling down for hours, it's technically not really new, it's just taken an even more underage form.
>>491584450Your mental illness isn't justified by made up scenarios in your head. No wonder you're getting fucked with if that kind of stuff is how you react.
>>491584530So I didn't miss much other than the threads slowly killing themselves and driving people away because people keep sperging out about shotaposting and are adamant that it's always one guy posting for days on end without stopping. Because that's easier to believe than the possibility that there's more than one shotaposter.Got it.
>>491584319>>491584687Anon, you're literally talking to the troll the anchor post is about. Let the retards fights. It honestly can get pretty funny.
If the innocuous anchor post warning people about the uncalled for amount of sh*ta posting is still causing seethe... than it's working.
>>491584735You've just summed up more than a year worth of /calg/ at this point.I wish there was more loli Ashley, she's so cute.Nice Starfire BTW.
>>491536896on point>>491537518>andrew sounds like peter griffinhe doesn't have a fat voice
>>491584687I'm not who you think I am, which is unsurprising because you're convinced it's one person who has a massive vendetta against you. Like I said, the anchor post is fucking stupid and serves no purpose, but I can easily ignore one retarded post. However, it'd be easier to convince me the sky is purple than it would be to convince me shit like the praise for what is some of the worst fanfiction I've ever read is completely organic. Seriously, that's what convinced me of it, because I subjected my eyeballs to that garbage and the only praise I can give it is how the author manages to not even accidentally make something on-character, it's like grading a test for someone who studied their ass off to guarantee they got every question wrong.
>>491584953Yes, it's other people mocking you for your schizo ritual post that are seething, that's totally not a cope.>InnocuousIt literally has a big ass green 'ANCHOR POST' written on it, my guy.
>>491585097Genuinely what the fuck are you on about? What fanfic? What praise? What vendetta?How does it relate to me telling someone they are being stupid by making a big noticeable post that does nothing but scream 'Whoever I'm calling a 'well known troll' is very good at fucking with me and getting exactly what they want with the thing I'm complaining about'?WTF happened while I was gone?
>>491560438Everyone.
>>491585350>WTF happened while I was gone?You saw a post that upset you enough to bring it up six hours later when anyone with sense either hid it or ignored it
GIRLS... PLEASE!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yuxzuj5_AU4
>>491585350>WTF happened while I was gone?idk how long you been gone?
It's always funny to see someone who has been out of the loop be extremely confused at the current brand of schizophrenia that developed while waiting for more game content while the schizos themselves have no awareness of how much what they say sound like gibberish to anyone who hasn't spent all all day every day on the thread for a long time.
>>491585154Buddy, you're arguing with a schizo. You're not gonna convince him and he's not gonna leave. It's been months of dealing with this asshole. Like, read this shit.>Other people like something I find disgusting and abhorrent.>Must be the guy talking to himself.>Everything is off-character and WRONG and I AM THE ARBITER OF WHAT IS CORRECT.>>491585350Hey you. Yeah, you. Kill yourself. Just do it. You must be tired, being such a hypocrite.
>>491585592You okay, buddy?
>>491585592Whoopsy doodle, that last part was directed at this guy. Apologies, I take most of that back.>>491585592
>>491585541Like 2 or 3 months. I've been gone longer than the other anon it seems.>>491585452Have fun having a meltdown once the 'well known troll' see your post and start fucking with you again then I guess.>>491585540I'm not fighting, I'm just very confused and whoever made that weird post is clearly getting defensive while refusing to notice the obvious issue with it.
I fucking love seeing the thread burn post count in the early morning because a concern troll or something starts shit about nothing of importance.
>>491585752The only people I've seen make a big fuss about the dogshit anchor post is the tard that made it and the tard it's about. Take that as you will.
>>491560438
>>491585592>>Everything is off-character and WRONG and I AM THE ARBITER OF WHAT IS CORRECT.Do people really care about in-character at this point? I remember like 6 months ago people were having fun with completely nonsensical AUs.Do people even still make smut greentexts? I liked those.The Disco Elyseum posts were kinda flawed but also a lot of fun IMO.
>>491585791>Muh post countNobody cares, retard, it's not a limit ressource and you don't own it.
>>491585952>Do people really care about in-character at this point?Yes, otherwise it defeats the purpose of creating fics about said characters. The purpose of an AU is to take that character and put them in an alien situation, which only works if you use the actual character and not some cardboard cutout which bears only a passing resemblance to it.
>>491585952I wrote a few greentexts that weren't even porn and got told to kill myself every time because it was Ashley and Andy. I haven't written smut in months. Got any requests?
>>491556219That's your art? Looks cool. How long have you been drawing?And if it's not, who's the artist?
>>491586061You forget your chill pills or something?
>>491586094>Got any requests?Andrew fucking Leyley instead of giving her crayons.
>>491556219pure shit
>>491586086>The purpose of an AU isto have fun. You're talking shitposting on 4chan way too seriously.No, French Ashley isn't some deep exploration of what if Ashley was born in France, it's just a fucking shitpost that sounds funny.You sound super neurotic.
https://files.catbox.moe/e6nc3l.mp4
>>491556219Pure soul.
>>491586438I had an idea rolling around in my head where I was going to say the problem with modern writing is that the authors don't take their own work seriously, but I realized I'm wasting my time. Have fun with your bad taste, I guess.
>>491586490Based, I remember that post.>>491585841Given that you're making a big fuss out of it right now, which one are you?
>>491586438>French Ashley isn't some deep exploration of what if Ashley was born in FranceI came up with Lélé last spring and the point of it was to make her a chainsmoker who was smelly and even more abusive than the actual Ashley, by virtue of being French
>>491586598You're not an author, you're a shitposter on 4chan, sit down.
>>491586780I'm not sure what the point is of coming to a thread you hate to stir up shit, but hey whatever keeps your vessel afloat.
You niggers really are fucking dumb: >>491560438
>>491586438>>491585952>Do people really careevery time someone's green is off character anons point it out
>>491586675I came up with that AU before you and the point was to make them french because I'm french and wanted to self insert as Andrew fucking Ashley.
>>491586880....Did you just pretend telling your retarded ass that you're not an author is the same as hating the thread? Who the fuck do you think you are?
>>491587087I think you should calm down.
I don't believe it's a "returning" poster and someone is just bored.
>>491586923I wonder if you'll ever come to term with the fact you have no authority and that those discussions are almost always a new bunch of different people and thus your whining is doubly useless.
>>491587150Take a deep breath, 'if you break my author delusion you hate the thread' anon, it's gonna be okay.
>>491586308>Leyley walked into her older brother's room without knocking again.>"Andy, have you seen my cray--">Andrew was masturbating furiously on his bed. In his balled up, veiny fist was his younger sister's panties. He had them pressed onto his nose.>They made eye contact. He slowed down but didn't bother to stop.>"...Have you seen my crayons?" Ashley asked.>"Mno." He muffled through her panties.>"Okay." She said, quickly turning around to leave.>She opened the door, which quickly slammed shut in front of her. She looked up and saw Andrew looking down on her. His hand was on pressed against the door. He had a sinister smile on his face.>"What have I told you about knocking, Leyley?">Ashley tried pulling the door again instead of answering. It wouldn't budge.>"Let go of the door, asshole!">"Not until I teach you a lesson, you fucking brat. Upsy-daisy!">He grabbed her waist and threw her in the general direction of the bed. He didn't seem to care much about whether she'd hit the mattress or the frame, but she got relatively lucky.>It would've been fun if it wasn't such a hassle.>Before she could scramble off the bed, he crawled on top of her, pinning her wrists down with his hands.>His face was pressed right up against hers. He smelled like cheap cologne and his breath was...surprisingly minty.>She managed to look down. His dick has been out the whole time. Andrew noticed her staring.>"Caught your interest, did it?">Her head jerked back up to see him smirking at her. She quickly shook her head.>"Wanna touch it?">Before she could say anything, he was guiding her right hand down.There, I'm too tired to continue.
>>491587180Let me guess, you also believe that 'someone' is your middle school bully who is also every anon who disagree with or mock you on 4chan?
>>491586675>who was smelly and even more abusive than the actual Ashley, by virtue of being FrenchAll of the french women I have known (two) haven't smelled particularly bad so much as they did "strong", which is to say like cheap perfume. Maybe you have a point.
>>491586982No faggot, if you remember the Lélé AU started after this when an Anon found out incest is legal in France:https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/633014151/#633017623https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/633418331/#633429401https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/633552452/#633568285https://arch.b4k.co/v/thread/633552452/#633570498
>>491587336Based.>There, I'm too tired to continue.Eh, it's something at least, I haven't seen Coffin smut in a while. I can't be fucked to checked AO3, especially when half of it is clearly written by the modern equivalent of a hot topic teenage girl.Thanks for taking my request, anon.
>>491587374meds
>>491587476That was me, I'm the anon who said incest is legal in France.
>>491587596Were you telling the truth or were you just saying that?
>>491587632Never trust a Frenchman
There are no more than two posters on /calg/ and one of them is behind every other post. (You) are the only poster who isn't me.
>>491587693There are french men?
>>491587707As long as there are two people left on a /calg/ thread, someone is gonna want someone dead.
>>491587632About incest being legal in France? That was the truth.About me being the first anon to point it out? I'm not sure, I was definitely in the first few threads, long before the general, where I did mention and confirm Incest is legal in France but other anons could have been faster than me.I just affirmed it like that because it was funnier than 'I was there and it might have been me'.
>>491587476I should say the Lélé AU TOOK OFF after an Anon pointed out incest is legal in France. I just made Lélé because I wanted a French translation due to French r34 artists being horndogs
>>491587808I was specifically asking if you were telling the truth when you said incest was legal. I've gotten my hopes up about it before.
>>491587707Compelling argument but I've already depicted you as the dumb skeleton and me as the sophisticated skeleton.
>>491587801I prefer comfyposting to be honest, it does ruffle my feathers a bit that comfy hours are being ruined because someone's mom beat them again, but there's always tomorrow.
>>491587707I made this post
>>491587913Incest is indeed legal in France, you can fuck your sister, just not marry her. Provided you're both consenting adults obviously.It's been the case since the french revolution.
>>491587924>because someone's mom beat them againBeing shota-kun is suffering. That explains all the scratches and bandages.
I hate all of you
>>491557363Oof imagine how hard is constantly washing off Julian's cum off his thick luscious black hair
>>491588164Love you too, anon.
>>491588147>>491587924I know you meanies are talking about me, but I haven't done anything. I eepy
>>491588348I'll beat you again.
>>491588348>>491588419You motherfuckers made me spit my drink.
>>491587924/calg/ will endure, it always does. I know young people have disdain for earnest passion and loving things, but nothing can stop the simple act of caring
>>491587924Did you ever read that fic about how Ashley's favorite season is Winter because she can easily convince Andy to sleep in the same bed as her and cuddle for warmth? That was me.>>491588028Will you join in my crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Somewhere beyond the barricade, is there a sis you long to breed?
>>491588489Sisters = cute.
>>491588147who?
>>491588489I have an earnest passion and deep love of stopping people from caring tho.
>>491588507>Will you join in my crusade? Who will be strong and stand with me? Somewhere beyond the barricade, is there a sis you long to breed?Why crusade when we already won? Unless you mean incestuous marriage.Also I'm guess it's a The Misérables musical reference?
>>491588552What a vile assumption! I would never get off to the idea of removing a my sister's clothes and licking her tiny body all over, nibbling her neck and kissing her adorable little nipples? Only a heartless monster would think about her cute girlish mouth and tongue wrapped around a thick cock slick with her saliva, pumping in and out of her mouth until it erupts, the cum more than her little throat can swallow. The idea of thick viscous semen overflowing, dribbling down her chin over her flat chest, her tiny hands scooping it all up and watching her suck it off her fingertips is just horrible. You're all a bunch of sick perverts, thinking of spreading her smooth slender thighs, cock poised at the entrance to her pure, tight, virginal pussy, and thrusting in deep as a whimper escapes her lips which are slippery with cum, while her small body shudders from having her cherry taken in one quick stroke. I am disgusted at how you'd get even more excited as you lean over her, listening to her quickening breath, her girlish moans and gasps while you hasten your strokes, her sweet pants warm and moist on your face and her flat chest, shiny with a sheen of fresh sweat, rising and falling rapidly to meet yours. It's truly nasty how you'd run your hands all over her tiny body while you violate her, feeling her nipples hardening against your tongue as you lick her chest, her neck and her armpits, savoring the scent of her skin and sweat while she trembles from the stimulation and as she reaches her climax, hearing her cry out softly as she has her first orgasm while that cock is buried impossibly deep inside her, pulsing violently as an intense amount of hot cum spurts forth and floods through her deflowered pussy for the first time, filling her womb only to spill out of her with sickening squelch. And as you lie atop her flushed body, she sighs breathlessly and her fingers dig into your back as she feels your cock hardening inside her again. Youre all sick in the head
>>491588683The only good to come out of the French Revolution.
>>491588732You're*Just for that I'm taking away your sister.
>>491588823>You're*Actually, I had to manually make it wrong because that post is 2k characters. With the apostrophe it's 2001
>>491588972Literally 1984 up in this board, I swear to god.
>>491588972>>491589072Jannies are delphobic.
>>491589072>>491589160If it makes you feel better, you can post it properly so long as you aren't replying to another post (or replying to a post on a board with a smaller post count)
>>491589245It does. Thank you for telling me.
behold the greatest piece of coffin FVNVRT ever concieved
>>491587336Popped a boner10/10
>>491588419Can't we fight later?! SORRRRRRRY for leaving you alone for a few hours!!!>>491588486:)>>491587336Get back here and finish this, you degenerate freak!>>491588732 THE WRITER'S BARELY DISGUISED FETISH, I SEE>>491588972Holy shit??? That's....that's incredibly impressive haha.>>491589072That's right. Big Brother is ALWAYS watching you.
>>491587336way out of character slop
>>491591640Glad you liked it.
I drew something. Sorry if it sucks. I'm kind of out of it.
>>491591831cute
>>491591831I like it!
>>491591831Very cute, Ashley's playful spirit is delightful.
>>491591831Love it, Anon!
Reneeggers BTFO
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>491593680that looks pretty good
>>491591831I like it
Leyley if she wasn't poor
>>491594974Who's this?
>>491595043Leyley if she wasn't poor
>>491595105But she has pointy ears
>>491595158>he doesn't knowguess you're not in the right income bracket
>>491593813thank you, it's only a traced first attempt...I'll get better>>491556219The fringe is back! Weghghghgh your hatching is so lovely...how??? Again, I apologize for breathing the same air as you wth...>>491554059>>491554539>>491554898>>491555704Taking notes>>491555283Knew it>>491594974Who's that red cat?!
>>491594974The hussysonas are becoming increasingly younger.
>>491595710UOOOHHH
>>491594974Get in the box hussy
Would a 22 year old Andrew be a good father to his 8 year old sister?
>>491591879>>491591967>>491592408>>491592657>>491594092Thank you all. >>491593680Very cool!
Anons unironically seriously: if you had to put it to a percentage, how likely is Ashley to get incestually pregnant?
>>491599975my bet would be it'll be an easter egg in the burial route
>>491599975yea
>>491593653
>>491597614Not as much as she'd like. It's unlikely we'd see a codependence arising between them, at least a two-sided one. Leyley would have much less control over him since I doubt she could lead him into doing dumb shit such as stuffing girls in a box, while as an adult Andrew would be better equipped to fulfill the role of a surrogate parent that their mother forced him into.
>>491606653Is that weed or a cig
>>491552084>If he/they behave the anchor won't be neededLooool you really think that I’m going to only post things that you like?
https://files.catbox.moe/6x2k1a.mp4
>>491608816lmao
i love hussies!
>>491608816kek'd>>491608530Not that anon, I'm going to bed bro idk what I did or what you want but love you whatever goodnight
>>491597614Need more of this dynamic
>>49159997570%
>>491609767Love you too anon! Dream of Andy for me.
>>491609767Don't wake up :)
>>491608816Was this supposed to be funny?
>>491570016Amazing
>>491612060beautiful
>>491572045>>491586342>>491586558Thanks anons>>491586203Yes it it mine, and I just started drawing.>>491591831Cute arts>>491593680This is beautiful, just like you>>491595390>The fringe is back! Weghghghgh your hatching is so lovely...how???Lay it on thick and do it quick>Again, I apologize for breathing the same air as you wth…Don’t apologize I love your art so much too!
https://youtu.be/muHQ9OIivUs
>>491614140These games have such good soundtracks man. Even the bad ones have a couple decent songs.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3seN6A-GPhc
>>491609534Ashley would've went into a murderous frenzy if she ever saw this
>>491615695bring it on
>>491616507>us-julia-fans-have-been-eating-splendidlyLOL cope
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKYY0IlTMw4
>>491617525That hand deserves a cigarette in it
>>491618059Sorry, mistyped. Meant to say: That hand needs a ring on it.
>>491566341now THIS is the sort of fun mental illness I didn't know I needed
>>491608816lmao, saving that one>>491611618grow a sense of humor, fag
>>491620128>rocket league>sense if humor
>>491620386if you think the game itself was what made the clip funny, then you're further gone than i thought
>>491620536I WAS SAYING THE OPPOSITE. THE GAME MADE THE CLIP UNFUNNY! HOW DARE YOU PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH THAT I DID NOT SPEAK
>>491620790it's not my fault you're as eloquent as a brain-dead racoon
>>491621000Am I atleast a fuckable brain-dead racoon?
>>491621121why ask if you're fuckable? how do you go from not understanding a joke to being worried about how good you are at creating erections?you're so weird...
>>491608816I don't get it
>>491621310SO I´M NOT! I´M NOT FUCKABLE! I KNEW IT, I KNEW IT! IF I WAS ROADKILL YOU WOULDN´T EVEN TOUCH ME!
>>491621941god, you're so insecure...listen you dumbass, you may be a brain-dead raccoon but you'll always be MY brain-dead raccoon
>>491622261I´ll chose to believe your flattering words this time Aaaaaandreeeeew! Andrew! >>491622917reddit is down the hall to the right
>>491623321ashley doesn't call him andrewfake and gay
>>491623887Your life is NOTHING , you serve ZERO purpose. You should turn yourself into soup NOW!
>>491608816Jokes aside, I think their voices fit very well for the characters.They should try a fandub.
>>491616507I bet that dumb hussie cuts herself for attention.And of course it's for attention.If she ACTUALLY wanted to kill herself, she'd stop being a stupid CUNT and do it alread!
>>491626097Andrew sounds a little too beefy for what I'd expect but "Ashley" works really well.
I want to make out with Renees armpits
>>491626518Yeah I was thinking the same.I meant to say that Ashley and Julia could fit here. I really like Julia's "voice" here for some reason. Andrew should have a more deeper voice.
if someone were, hypothetically, an only child, and desired to, again hypothetically, find themselves a sister-substitute on /calg/, how would someone go about doing this?
I want to make out with Renees feet
>>491627546you cool with getting butt blasted by your sis?
>>491612932>Yes it it mine, and I just started drawing.Nice, keep up the good work.
>>491627653depends on how cool she isif the price to pay is my hershey highway, so be it
>>491627619Based and same
>>491627546Someone post the Discord
>>491627546God damnit neko tanning you can’t date anyone on this website
>>491627546I would give it a try :)
>>491628979It’s neko hours
>>491629413Nice
If everyone's neko than no one's neko.
>>491629712Don't be silly, anon. Ever since the IP counts were removed, I, Neko Tanning, have been the only poster.This was also true prior to the IP count removal, but it was a bit annoying.
>>491629157>>491629509listen, im not neko, i was just thinking i could find someone here i would be able to vibe with somewhere besides /calg/it's a shame that fags like him have to ruin the fun
>>491630220Oh sorry we're not good enough for you.
>>491630220that’s exactly what i would expect nekotanning to say
>>491629908Why did they remove IPs? This is still a decision that eludes me.
>>491630745They did it so I could post my Andy x Renee greentexts as much as I want without raising suspicion from the other posters.
>>491630463im just bored, lonely, and tired, dudenothing personal>>491630523would neko post something like this?https://files.catbox.moe/tkuttq.mp4
>>491630745It's probably a government conspiracy or something idk who cares.
>>491630891>Ayleymao
>>491597614>"Can I have a cigarette?">"Did you finish your homework?">"No.">"Fuck it.">Andrew struggles to dig the pack out of his back pocket while sitting down, pops a single fag out, and hands it to his little sister Leyley. She puts it in her mouth backwards.>"What do I do now?" She mumbled, careful not to let it fall from her lips. Andrew took the cigarette out of her mouth and placed it back correctly.>"Normally you light it like this.">He took out a cheap lighter that he had stashed in the cigarette pack and flicked it a few times until a small teardrop of fire sparked out.>He lit his cigarette while Leyley watched, enthralled by the pretty flames.>When he was done, Leyley puckered her lips expectantly, sticking her cigarette out to him.>He smiled mischievously.>"Getcher own light," he teased.>"Wha--?! You big fat fuckface!">Leyley stomped out of the room while Andrew took a long amused drag of his cigarette. His face froze when he realized she was headed for the kitchen and straight for the stove. He sprang to his feet and ran after her.>"LEYLEY, WAIT! WE TALKED ABOUT USING THE STOVE!"
>>491631030he is into ass play and gerbils so yes he absolutely would
>>491631098Leyley would definitely be a shin kicker/ 'nad puncher
>>491631196>he is into ass play and gerbils so yes he absolutely wouldim not sure how you got gerbils from that video, but, uh.. fair enough, i guesshow about this video?https://files.catbox.moe/1tus3a.mp4
>>491627653How regularly?
>>491631030>>491631505Femanon here, after seeing your taste in discord videos I no longer wish to be your Ashley Graves.
>>491631505That does feel like a neko joke.
>>491630745To convince advertisers that high volume of posts = high volume of posters, which on turns means more reach for their ads!!>>491631505He inserted small critters into his rectum
>>491631843To add another layer of anonymity.
>>491631748>>491631801you know what? i give up. imma go lie downfuck you all and see you tomorrow
>>491619079>That hand needs a ring on it.No one would actually marry Ashley, right? Andrew doesn't count.
>>491631902Damn. Sorry. Here anon, this one always gets the ladies
>>491632108That's the only person who should be marrying Ashley.
>>491631902Really you’re going to give up that easily? So you’re not even going to stand up for what you believe in, how pathetic. I’m glad the you rolled over so easily, since you’ll never have been and never will be worthy.
>>491632108I'd marry Ashley if I was her brother sure. She just needs someone to be loving and loyal to her.
>>491628704Same and based
>>491631902
>>491632139uh... thanks>>491632263it's whatever. im tired. ill try again when i wake up. maybe.>>491632420it was more of a reference to the Larry David line, but that works too
Good tough love /calg/. Have to teach that boy that love only comes to those whose hearts are broken enough where running into traffic is a constant background thought.
>>491632713Cute editI hope you feel better bestie
>>491632713>ill try again when i wake up.It’s too late you’re already proven yourself inferior, in the future seek the wisdom that >>491632924 has given you.
>>491633068Hot>>491632713Not
>>491633495BasedSo fucking based...
>>491633068>"So, what's with the camera?">"I have some friends I wanna show this to.">"Uh huh. Why couldn't I wear anything under this?">Ashley already had her hands on his shoulders before he could finish asking his question. She had a hungry look in her eyes. Her eyes were shining like a wild animal you catch a glimpse of on the road through your headlights, which only made the rest of her face darker.>"...Leyley?">She pushed him down on the bed and climbed on top of him, kissing his neck and cheek before prodding his mouth open with her tongue.>The door opened from off camera. A voice could be heard.>Pic related.
>>491627546I just made a tulpa girlfriend who sometimes takes the role of a sister if it's hot
>>491627546Try an AI.
>>491633675Holy shit yes! This is so hot, thanks for writing this anon I genuinely love it.
>>491633675LMAO so genius. Good work.Reene should be more patient, they just started!
>>491633675>see "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley" on Steam>think it's some spooky game, into that dark aesthetic, you know?>download it, ready to get scared out of my mind>boot it up, weird vibes from the start, but whatever, probably just edgy>characters look like they’re made out of Play-Doh or something, kinda uncanny>one of them starts talking about deep stuff like death and suffering>tfw too deep for me>expecting jumpscares but all I get are existential crises>game is like a philosophy class taught by a depressed clown>try to follow the story but it’s like watching a car crash in slow motion>think the main characters are siblings but they keep making eyes at each other>wait, wtf?>start questioning my life choices>there’s a weird sex scene and I'm like "nope, nope, nope">close game, uninstall immediately>can't sleep because now I'm thinking about death and my messed up life>next day, tell friends about the game>they say "lol, that's what you get for playing indie trash">mfw they’re right but I can't unsee what I saw>should have just played Minecraft instead
Hag milkies. That is all.
>>491635105Hag milk is the best with her cake!
>>491635203
>>491635203That hag would never have a birthday cake for her kids, especially Ashley.
>>491634847You're no fun.>>491635105>"M-mom said that if I wanted to play Pokemon so bad, she had to be my Pokemon, OKAY!?">"The outfit was my idea.">"Mom, Pokemon don't talk.">"Sorry, honey. Ahem! Renee, Renee, Renee~">Andrew sighed and was blushing a storm, but protested no longer. His mom wanted to play, so she was gonna play.
>>491635349Love this gif. Love Neco Arc memes. Love Bestie.Simple as.>>491635387This is Andy's birthday.
>>491635203>ask the demon for fake memories of a wholesome childhood with great supporting parents>no longer fucked up>codependency and weirdness endedI can speed run fixing Ashley.
>>491635441Kek based hag doing whatever she wants
>>491635203>Out-of-character garbage!No, but seriously. This is the kind of work I dig. The kind where Renee's a flawed human being, but loves her kids and tries her best.
>>491635875That could be a great Ending for the game. Like a third secret one.>>491635979I like to think Renee is being forced to watch this in hell. Like some kind of punishment for being an ass mother.
>>491635649Love you too -3-
>>491636223I do love weaponized regret as a form of punishment in hell. You already torture yourself at night by thinking about where you'd be if you only made different decisions in the past. Hell's there to show you where you'd be. In living color!
>>491636359<3>>491636625Exactly. She would end up crazy forever because her mind could create infinite kind of alternative lifes if she actually showed some love.
Just getting it out of the way, Beetlejuice at 7PM EST tonight. I sadly have to work again but if just 3 of you come and chat, I'm sure we'll have fun.
>>491636884An alternative is her being impregnated by Andrew over and over again
>>491637364Is that supposed to be a punishment? Sounds like heaven to me.
>>491637649Lmao, true.https://files.catbox.moe/9frkzi.png
>>491636223I really don't think that place is hell. I don't even think there's a heaven in this setting.
>>491637364Sometimes hell mixes it up by swapping out what kind of love her kids have for her. It rips everything away from suddenly and at random; usually long enough for her last emotional wounds to heal. Gotta slow down with the lash, lest the wound become numb and the pain becomes normal.>Meanwhile, Ashley likes to blindfold Andy and make him guess what part of her he's touching.
>>491637830True and based.If that belly is full of Andy's seed then she is definitely in heaven
>>491551550I see y'all have entered the puzzle phase of no-content despair
>>491638119Renee will singlehandedly solve japan's population crisis
>>491638170The jiggies are our highlight these days lol
>>491637943True. It's a weird limbo.The comic is cool but the artstyle doesn't help.>Meanwhile, Ashley likes to blindfold Andy and make him guess what part of her he's touching.LMAO I love how you come up with this after giving a very deep sentence first.Based and Uoh ToT btw
>>491638330LOL Abe would be so proud of her. >>491638559Meant for >>491638004
>>491638004Can they also switch the roles too?
>>491639142Yes. Two words: MATING. PRESS.
>>491637830Lol this picture is obscene
>>491638119Older sister Ashley obsessed with shota Andy because her parents are neglectful cunts would be a very different story, but it is a story I hope would be just as dark in a different way.
>>491639358One word: BASED.
>>491639515I like this concept.If there's a Andrew x Renee mod then there can also be a Andy x Ashley mod, right??>but it is a story I hope would be just as dark in a different way.Explain further. I'm curious.
>>491639381Hyperpregnancy and krekk0v's art style
>>491639515This would have been a epic story, but it would have been too extreme for the cringe normies and sadly wouldn’t have been as popular.
I checked Villains Wiki, and un Renee really likes Andy, doesn't she?Also Dad's name is Chet. Where did they get this information?
It’s shota Sunday!
>>491639690>krekk0vBased>Renee really likes Andy, doesn't she?Does she? That's cool then :)>>491639925Yippie!
>>491639805it's a psy op to discredit /calg/ where he's caller phillip
>>491639805>pedophiliaWHAT!?
>>491639805>Where did they get this information?Nowhere, it's made up, like everything else on that page.
>>491640381If I were president that would no longer be a crime.
>>491639805>Pedo>Check website>Is real????
>>491639668Ashley's personality is predicated on having an older brother Andrew. If he was younger, she'd be a very different character. I'm sure she'd still be psychotic considering she was already a monster at such a young age, but I imagine she wouldn't be as antagonistic to young Andy.I picture it like a lovey-dovey emotional manipulation to get Andy to do bad things, with occasional outburst when he tries to defy her.Something like>Ashley: "Oh, Andy, it's just you and me like always, but we'll make it though this together! So to do that... I'm going to need you to take this knife and stab that security guard while I distract him, okay?">Andy: "That's a stupid idea! He has a gun... what if I-">Ashley: "DAMN IT ANDREW! IF YOU DON'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO ABANDON YOU!"
>>491640583Fuck Trump and Kamala Muh real president is the shotaposter
>>491640842>>Ashley: "Oh, Andy, it's just you and me like always, but we'll make it though this together! So to do that... I'm going to need you to take this knife and stab that security guard while I distract him, okay?">>Andy: "That's a stupid idea! He has a gun... what if I-">>Ashley: "DAMN IT ANDREW! IF YOU DON'T DO THIS I'M GOING TO ABANDON YOU!"Genius idea!! I actually like it. The "I'm going to abandon you!" is just perfect and fits really well.Where would he go? This is a fucked up world and he only knows Ashley more than his own parents.Great job. This needs to be a mod.
>>491640670Is Andrew’s penis size still 8.6 inches?>>491640927Lol thanks, after the aforementioned point my second act in office will be to double all military spending, because cute boys love tanks and aeroplanes.
>>491641341>Is Andrew’s penis size still 8.6 inches?Andy's cock is so big the website can only post 1/4 of it in every image box at the gallery.>double all military spending, because cute boys love tanks and aeroplanes.I kneel. The should make a statue of you and put it in every state.Is also a win-win. The military complex will support you and nobody would want to mess with American and your politics.
>>491639805>PedophiliaNani?
>>491639805These wikis get really fucking retarded sometimes.
when will hag hours be over...
>>491641341You've got my vote!
>>491642467Lmao we should bring that website again someday.
>>491642457I'm living close so that samefagassuming he goes to sleep at 12 it'll take 3 and a half hours
>>491641938We must fund the military to protect all the cute boys on our soil.>>491642467Such a cute Andy drawing.
>>491642457They’ll be over when the fujos wake up.
>>491642952>We must fund the military to protect all the cute boys on our soil.Based. We should also make those military parades where they park planes and tanks and then let cute boys get inside them.
>>491643278
>>491639805This wiki is so retarded.This is a page about both Mrs. and Mr.Graves, so I *think* the pedophile thing is about how Mrs.Graves was 15 when she gave birth to Andrew, and i guess whoever made this awful page assumed (for some reason) that Mr.Graves was an adult when he had sex with her, making him a pedo.There's literally no reason to assume Mr.Graves was an adult when they had sex, so whoever made that page is a retard who should play the game first.
>>491643461Lol cute, I wish that was me.>>491643278Honestly I wish the United States had military parades even north korea does them and they’re poor.
>>491643461Lol cute, I wish I was the crew.>>491643689Same. That would be cool.I think the US doesn't do those parades is because thier doctrine. Most of the Soviet parades were "quantity over quality". They wanted to show how many weapons they can move at the same time.The US doesn't need to show them because they will always have a weapon 10 times better than the Soviets will.
Wesker, you're pitiful! AND you're GAY!
>>491644749I'm watching a video about resident evil right now, and I can't not imagine Christ yelling this during the volcano sequence of 5.
>>491641247I wouldn't be opposed to writing it and doing a bit of photoshopping for images, but I don't know anything about moding RPG maker games.
>>491645837>I don't know anything about moding RPG maker games.Me too. If I knew something about it I could give it a shot.But if you want to photoshop some images then go ahead.
>>491639805Send the FBI to Renee's house immediately
>>491646717>The FBI in question:
How many FBI agents are degenerates themselves though?
>>491647150That's the main reason to join them.
>>491647714Based
>>491627546Best I can do is tranny discord GF
>>491640842>"Dammit, Andy, I'm not telling you to KILL 'im! Just stab him, like, in the leg or something!">"Oh! T-that's not so bad, then. I'm not killing him or anything.">That's Ashley's primary tactic for manipulating him. Suggest a 10, see if he'll do it, and bring it down to a 7 if he doesn't.>If all else failed, she'd just accuse him of not loving her enough to keep them together.>"This is what we need to do to stay together! Don't you want to stay together with me?">It's not 'I'll abandon you'. It's 'you'll split us apart'. Andy's fault. Always.>She'll never let him go, and she was hoping that he felt the same.
>>491597614Brat need correction NOW>>491630891Cute
>>491639805>PedophiliaWhy lie on the internet?
>>491648432Yeah, pretty much. She'd never actually abandon him, but she'd know those would be the buttons to push when she needs him to get his hands dirty.
>>491648818It’s true, Mrs. Graves got far too excited when cleaning under little Andy’s foreskin as a boy.
>>491649090How is that bad thing?
>>491649407I personally think it’s a good thing, I was just clarifying why it said that in the wiki for the anon.
>>491649090>"Mom, sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin.">"I know a way not to rip the skin by using someone else's mouth instead of your own hands.">"Will you show me?">"I'd be right happy to."
>>491649746Understood.Andy's dirty foreskin... yummy.
>>491649090>>491649807>Andy's face when 4pm foreskin cleaning
>>491649807I hate that I know what this is from.
>>491649830>>491650139This makes me never want to wash my foreskin on my own ever again.
>>491649807Really funny reference kek. Also based hag.But if what are you supposed to do if you rip your skin down there? I'm curious. >>491650139Holy sex. I want to kiss that face so badly.
>>491650345Can I do it for you??
>>491650580>spoilerNot sure, ask the jews>I want to kiss that face so badlyI want to kiss you~Also based hag pubes
>>491650580>That C-section scar.God, that makes me hard.
>>491650796Sorry ma'am. You have to wait for foreskin friday.
>>491650825>ask the jewsKEK good one>I want to kiss you~Cute!! <3>>491651072Next friday then?
>>491650139I really like cute boys making that face.
>>491650796Yes! Absolutely!
Nothing says "The Coffin of Andy and Leyley" like grown men ERPing with each other on a Saturday.
>>491653242Guess there's not much to do when you're an unemployed mentally ill Serb
>>491653242>grown men ERPing with each other on a SaturdayBased department?
>>491653242What else would you expect from the general of an incest fetish-fuel visual novel?
>>491653408There's tons of fun traditional Serbian hobbies he could get into, such as sucking Russian cock and participating in balkan shitflinging wars in youtube comments about which corrupt dystopian hellhole is the heir of the Illyrian Dardani.
>>491639668>If there's a Andrew x Renee modWait whatwhere?
>>491654560It’s not done yet
>>491654612>yetPeople like that have zero followthrough when they get paid to do it, never mind on a free project.
I can tell what's your favorite character just based on what you type
>>491653110Yay!! :D>>491654560Reddit
>>491654674You said exactly the same thing about the shotapedo, and look at how he ended up drawing. you need to stop jinxing us normal fans
>>491655320It's not hard when there's a 50% chance given that Andrew and Ashley are the only actual characters.
>>491655593What the fuck are you talking about?
>>491655320Andrew's not a faggot you assholes
>>491654612>Implying it'll ever be doneRegardless of the fact 99% of these fan projects never see the light of day, I'm pretty sure this specific fan project is targeted with false DMCAs by that retarded chimp Furball, so it'll definitely never get released.
>>491655320What about Andy fans?
>>491655320Oh yeah?
>>491656053Are you blind? Bottom left.
>>491656053You fall under the "didn't play the game" category
>>491655320Can you guess who my favorite character is? This sounds fun. You can ask more questions to narrow it down.
>>491655687He's a cultish schizo looking for attention. Do not interact.
>>491656124Andy ≠ Andrew, silly>>491656145You wish
>>491648432thinking about burial end with bis sis ashley and lil bro andy makes me diamonds
>>491656336>Andy ≠ Andrew, sillyI don't understand why you need somebody to spell it out for you then, because it still implies that you're gay.
>>491655932Sorry, Ashley, but I was built for big Julian cock. Nemlei said so.
>>491656053
>>491656453Julian doesn't real. Andrew was made for Big Soda Prostate exams.
>>491656448The silliest anon>>491656575Kek I like this one. I will try to do mine!
>>491656336It's illogical for a person to be a fan of a younger version of Andrew without being a fan of his older version too, unless you're a mentally ill fetishist who doesn't actually care about the character beyond your pedophilic obsession with young children, which you are.
>>491654674I don't know dude that guy seems really fucking dedicated. Last I check he said he'd release it sometime next month. Apparently had 5 scenes left to do and was 50% done proof reading.
>>491655932but his fans are
>>491656575Perfect.
>>491656586>doesn't realN-no, YOU doesn't real!
>>491656817Maybe, given what I'm witnessing here right now I guess it would pay not to underestimate the severely autistic, but I still lean toward it going nowhere. I don't understand the point, personally, there's almost zero return on investment with modding the game over just writing a fic and adding some images.
>>491656817>Andrew can see up his mom's skirt if he turns his head
>>491656946This is 100% better than that hussy
>>491656575Here!The black spaces fit perfectly.
>>491657525>we will molest youIt's not bad if I enjoy it.
>>491656817>The Coffin of Andy and ReeRee
>>491658062The Coffin of Andy and Mommy
>>491657853Of course. Nothing wrong with that if both parties enjoy it.Cute boi
>>491658062Fitting. NemNems descending from heaven to personally cockslap haggots has resulted in the destruction of their final neuron.
>>491658062The Condom between Andrew and ReeRee
Hold on...Is it LAY-LAYOr LEE-LEE
>>491658748Lee-lee, but a bunch of people are going to reply different, wrong things.
>>491658748I pronounce it Lee-Lee, because of how I pronounce Ashley. ASH-lee
>>491658748Leh-leh
>>491658748Lay-lay, but a bunch of people are going to reply different, wrong things.
>>491658748Lay-lee is the only correct answer, all others are retards.
>>491658314The Coffin of Andy and Ashley
>>491658596>Cute boiYou're cute too AND sexyBut have a pic something cute I'll wear, just for you https://files.catbox.moe/mojb91.png
>>491658748Lee-Lee
>>491659149>femanonI have bad news for you.
>>491658748The legitimate and only answer worth any merit is 'lee'"The Coffin of An-Dee and Lee Lee"It's poetic, it rhymes, and it's catchy. Anyone who says otherwise is retarded.
>>491659541Lee-Lee rolls off the tongue as well as a brick swims, if you don't pronounce it as Lay-Lee you are wrong.
>>491659149Cute. Also cuter edit lolToT even better if you try some pole dancing
>>491659654Do you have a speech impediment? It's not hard to say at all.
>>491659705>spoilerI will, for you <3
>>491659767>hard to sayI'm not surprised you interpreted my post that way, especially given the direct context of you claiming it was poetic. I'll use fewer syllables:it sound dumb and bad
>>491658748I pronounce it Lay-Lay, but the discussions here made me wonder if I was wrong, so I asked my mother (who was a college professor who taught English), and she said it should be pronounced Lay-Lee. I killed her and made her into some nice, flavorful soup. This confirmed that it's pronounced Lay-Lay.
>>491659920How did you manage to make dry soup?
>>491659918>rolls off the tongue as well as a brick swimsThis would imply it is hard to say, retard.
>>491660009I don't know how you manage that, because my mother's cutlet soup was moist and delicious.
>>491660112Or that it sounds awkward.
How would Leyley be pronounced in Finnish?
I've seen Andy edited into a stripper outfit, but can someone put him in, like, a frilly pink dress?
>>491659908BasedMale strippers needs more love
>>491658913Nope
>>491660260Shota strippers too. Imagine paying Andy for a private show hehe.You need more love too
>>491660214According to google translateLay-Lay
>>491660312In the english language, Ley is pronounced as "leJ" in international phonetic alphabet, other rhyming words being "day" or "bay." The exception to this is when used as a suffix, such as "Ashley" where it is pronounced as "li" rhyming with words like "happy."
>>491660542>Andy's private showGosh It would be so hard trying not to touch him.Thank you)) I love how you always have those comebacks, I never expect them kek
>>491660807>in the english languageNemlei is ESL.
>>491660153You're just wrong.There are plenty of repeat phrases consisting of a single syllable people use all the time.You're either ESL or retarded.
>>491661050The game is still in English, it doesn't even have an official Finnish translation. Ley as a prefix is pronounced "lay", ley as a suffix is pronounced "lee">>491661126You not understanding the structure of the English language would not be indicative of ME being the ESL here.
>>491661029>Gosh It would be so hard trying not to touch him.You can if you pay extra~
>>491661230It's a pet name made from Ash-ley, it's obviously meant to sound like the Lee in Ash-lee. It's basically just the name Lily but spelled as Leyley. Don't be obtuse.
>>491660542>He takes you to a private booth, closes the curtains, and goes on an excited and slightly autistic rant about his favorite video game.>You're enthralled and love listening to him because he's smiling and glowing about how cool the latest Mega Man X game was.>Plus he took off his shirt and pants and is sitting next to you in his underwear, and that's pretty good.>You ask if you can touch him, and he shyly says that you shouldn't, but you're his friend so he'll let you this one time.>He lays back on the couch and closes his eyes.>He squeaks a little bit when your fingers brush his belly button. You rub his stomach. His face starts turning a little red.>"Okay, that's your one touch.">He goes back to talking about playing Bart's Nightmare at a friend's house. It was a shitty game. You spend the entire time staring at his mouth.
>my man is pronouncing "Grey" as "gree"
>>491661230It's not a proper dictionary word, it's a child's nickname for his sister Ash-LEY. Leelee sounding slightly like baby talk is more appropriate, not less.There's also some indirect proof it's pronounced that way from Andrew saying her name is Ley instead of Lay when they're bullying cakebro.
>>491661521>Andy>videogamesCan you at least try?
>>491661441You know what? That's fair. He is very smart if that is his strategy.
The takeaway from this is that we have our own ways of saying Leyley.
>>491661493And I'm sure you'll feel vindicated when Nemlei inevitably comes out with an official pronunciation, but barring that it would make more sense to fall back on standard conventions of the English language, especially given that the standard sounds a lot better than the equivalent of you howling for your tard-wrangler to change your diaper.>Of course it's pronounced Ah-oo-toe-moh-bye-lay!
>>491661847Don't forget to take your happy pills.
>>491661732Of course I can. But I won't.
>>491662048You never ever try so I doubt you could honestly
>>491661527>GreyIt's Gray, bongboi
>>491658913Correct.
>>491661527>my man is pronouncing "Grey" as "gree"It's pronounced "gray" because it's derived from the old germanic pronounciation, regardless of the variation of spelling between the UK and the US, it's pronounced that way for a reason. It also shares a common root with the word "Ley" which, as I said, when used as a prefix is in fact pronounced "Ley" in keeping with its etymological origin.>>491661984I accept your apology.
>>491661521Hot. Please continue. I want to know more about his mouth...>>491662048I kneel
but is it yanny or laurel?
>>491662330Can't, watching Reefer Madness and working on another project. So what's your prediction for when Episode 3 will be out? I saw the chart Nemlei released, but don't know what to make of it in terms of anticipation.
>>491662318I'm not apologizing lmao. Fucking 10 year old tier reply. Your autistic logic doesn't apply to a nickname a kid came up with for his little sister. Do you believe Andy was thinking about the standard english conventions when he came up with the name? He was probably like 2 years old dumbass.
>>491656575>>491657525Awesome edits, I’m saving these immediately.
>>491662716My argument:>It's probably pronounced this way based on standard English language conventions, with a brief primer into the etymological origins of these conventions in order to back up my point.Your argument:>It just isn't!
>>491660236>Andy in a frilly pink dressSomeone do this plz
>>491662709Oh :( That's fine then don't worry.>Episode 3Prorably more about their grandparents. That would be great!
>>491663064If you are just going to turn everything into a bad faith argument then you might as well post hyper porn like the shota schizo. Shitting up the thread sure is more fun than interacting like an adult human being.
>>491662832I'm glad you liked mine :)>>491663097I second this
>>491661783>Andy became a customer's favorite, ranking in many bills>Renee still can't figure out how he's buying all those lego sets
>>491663409I would cut out the middleman and bring Andy Lego sets in exchange for being able to fondle his handsome little body, plus he would be so excited when I show them to him.
It's actually pronounced Yoo-lia not Jew-liaThe etymology of the word tells me so.
>>491663757What a based idea.
>>491663409>Renee still can't figure out how he's buying all those lego setsKEK That was funny>>491663757Holy based. That is so smart.
>>491663341You accuse me of arguing in bad faith when I'm backing up my assertions with etymology when you've so far accused me of being, in no particular order: ESL, retarded, obtuse, in need of "happy pills", a "fucking" 10 year old, autistic, and a dumbass. You then further go on to assert that I'm as bad as the shota schizo ERPing with himself because I am, again, arguing based on the conventions of the language you're typing in, and not to mention you started the argument off by saying I was wrong with absolutely zero logical basis but rather because that's how you feel.At this point it's just a game of how low you're going to sink before you start spamming gore, because if you think I'm the one arguing in bad faith then maybe I'm not the one who needs pills.
>>491663808Actually, Julia is latin in origin and is the feminine form of Julius, so it is in fact pronounce "joo-lee-uh"
>>491663872The conventions literally don't fucking matter when it was a nickname created by a little kid who was created by an ESL finnish woman. Learn to read the context. It came from ASHLEY.
Y'know, doesn't Renee make a habit of just taking money from her son's wallet without telling him? That's a pretty shitty thing to do.
>>491664491Haggots ju
>>491663757Damn I had the same idea.
>>491664407The conventions don't matter because Nemlei is ESL and also it's a nickname, I think that's a much better argument than standard linguistic conventions, your logic is infallible.
>>491664580Oh shit! They got anon!
>>491664703Thanks now we are getting somwhere.
>>491664885Agreed, you're absolutely allowed to pronounce it however you want, even if it's completely incorrect and based entirely on your feelings.
>>491663981I mean, Latin didn't have the letter J. Julius, Julia, Juno and Jupiter would be more accuratly shown as Iulius, Iulia, Iuno and Iupiter. Which the I would end up sounding like an E then combine that with U and it's more like 'Eu' which sounds like 'You'
>>491665248You realize this one post goes both ways, right? The same could be said about you.
>They don't know even *I* haven't decided how to pronounce Leyley and will only announce it when I decide which version will piss off the most people
>>491664491She needs it to buy dildos, please understand>>491664697Based
>>491665451How small is Jared’s cock?
>>491665540You can find ProJared's nudes by googling
>>491665451Lee-Lay confirmed canon?
>>491665540Same size as Andrew's cock, so around 8.6 inches
>>491665540I wouldn't have married a non-blood-related American man if his cock didn't split me in two.
>>491665351Latin didn't have a "J" consonant, but the letter "I" could be pronounced as either a vowel or a consonant in the same manner as "U" was used.
>>491665696It's actually Lulu
>>491665779>>491665351Which is to say, since I realize my explanation was probably insufficient: "I" in latin when pronounced as a vowel is exactly what it says on the tin, but pronounced as "J" when used as a consonant.
>>491665482LMAO THIS IMAGE
>>491665696It's Leah-Leah
>>491665696It's laa-laa
Ashley is actually pronounced Ash-LAYThe voices told me so
>>491666110I think you need to calm down, friend. At this point you're just shitposting.
>>491666223Huh?
Do you think Julia's cripplingly heroin addiction will be further explored in episode 3?
God it's so easy for this community to get worked up
>>491666110This is true. I decided this because I like Lay's chips, and a Finnish woman, the rules of English pronunciation have no power over me.
>>491666530It's also pronounced AndAY not Andy.
>>491666764This but unironically
>>491666469I'M NOT WORKED UP, OKAY?! I'M PERFECTLY CALM!!!!! NONE OF THIS MATTERS AND I'M NOT OVERLY PERSONALLY INVESTED AT ALL!!! I'M HAVING FUN!!!! REEEEEEEEE
>>491661527>GrisOh no, it's French>>491665482Someone find the original template for this. With all of our autism combined, we should be able to manage it
>>491666887Calm down andrew, sniff your sisters feet to calm down
>>491666764This should be the offical way. Piss off everyone with AndAY and LAYLAY
>>491665646Where are they? I must see them at once>>491665707>>491665761I don’t believe either of you
Andrew is pronounced as Anders I think
>>491666764The Valley Gurrrrrl of Ashlay and Anday
>>491667382Holy Kek
>>491667206Well I'm sure as hell not showing you his Kit9Incher, so you can think whatever you want!
>>491667382Blondley looks so alluring...
>>491667215>Thinking >Mr.Graves
>>491667825Not since the lobotomy, anyway
>>491667382Stop pronouncing the names incorrectly
>>491668185Damn dude, you really are pissed.
Nyah
>>491668185Nahhhh, I'm toooootally pronouncing them right. Like, chillax, dweeb!
True love
>>491668508Cute!!
>>491668782>Andy rubs his head against you to mark his territoryHow do you react?
>>491668613This but with young andy
>>491668889Get naked and tell him to make me his territory.
>>491669067Nah
>>491669067Do you ever get tired of being an insufferable faggot?
>>491667382Something about this feels cursed.
>>491669597No
>>491669665I wish Nicole could molest me
I like big women
>>491669665>>491669954Who the fuck is this anyway?
>>491669597Sometimes but then I get tired of being a tolerable straight
>>491669597Honestly? No I don't. Andy is cute as fuck and I want to defile what's pretty.
>>491668889MATING PRESS.
>>491670002t.
>>491670049A shit character from a shit game
Jesus. You people are still going.
>>491670317Is that from the game strange life or whatever is called?
>>491670049A hit character from a hit game.Class or '09
>>491670274I SAID BIG WOMEN NOT AMERICAN WOMEN
>>491670630But that's pretty big
Beetlejuice in 15 mins
>>491667803What about Nigley? Do you find Nigley erotic?
>>491671076I'm not that much into ebonies
>>491669327Such a caring owner
>>491672175Cuteeeeeeeee
>>491671196>eboniesHow much porn did you watch?!
>>491672408No no, he meant "e-bonies", he's talking about skeleton videos.
>>491672408Only brother-sister roleplays.
>>491672175I need to get a cat like this
>>491673486
>>491673849LMAO cute
>>491672701Adorable, I bet you fantasize about whatever depraved scenario you´re watching happening to us!
>>491675387>Glad there's no brother-stealing whores around here
>>491674762N-No way. Porn isn't real life. I would never fuck my sister raw and cum inside her until she gets knocked up. No creaking way!
>>491676562I only hope the whores aren't stealing our brothers! You know, those naughty whores always steal brothers.
I want to have a threesome with Ashley and Andrew in a universe where they're my siblings. Is that so much to ask, God? Is it?!
I just wrote a nonsensical greentext fic where Renee gets drunk and molests Andy, but I deleted it instead of posting it. Where's my thank you, shotaphobe?
>>491678442Fuck you.Time to get rape corrected.
>>491677978With one of them, sure you can have that but with BOTH? Thats way tooooo much to ask for
>>491678959But I don't want to c.uck either one of them! It's not fair if it's not both!
>>491679601Such wisdom for one so young.
>>491678442Lol, he didn’t even thank you, he’s honestly so ungrateful.
Cucking Ashley!
Nemlei has singlehandedly ruined my outlook on socialization
>>491680217Yeah, I'm just going to go ahead and not unlock this character.>>491680276Life's all about sisters, and I guess a small group of very close friends.
dont tell the haggots to look at the subreddit rn
>>491680276I think you missed the point of BH...
>>491680516dude look at this thread
>>491680501what happenedspoonfeed pls
>>491680501>browsing reddit
>>491680501I'm not a haggot, but I will heed your advice and continue not going to reddit, the same as I have been doing my entire life.
Do we still have the /tocal/ demographis polls around somewhere?
>>491681067Yes.
>>491681067Yes. 1/3. I'll post the older one too after this because why not?.
>>491681235
>>491670876What kind of fever dream did I just watch?t. Zoomer
>>491680501Not a haggot but I've decided to commit a cardinal sin. All I saw was shitty OC shit.
>>491682275
>>491682275This is fucking comedy. An oc from a mentally ill teenager being inserted into the game is too much. God what a faggot
We get art of Ashley and Renee constantly fawning over Andy and smothering him in kisses. I want the art where Renee is paranoid that Ashley is trying to fuck her shota son.
>>491670876Comfy as fuck, that was more coffincoded than I thought.
>>491682686If it was still beetlejuice, that would track since it hails from the same era Nemlei presumably does. Late 80's and Early 90's had a very unique culture.
>>491682275Brown people? In MY games? I DON'T DRAW N-[Kit9 has censored this post]
https://files.catbox.moe/u09byo.png
>>491682909Ugh.*Saves*
>>491682686I got all kinds of good stuff like that for the future. Even if it's just a couple of us, I think it's fun to do. Might just do American Psycho next saturday since a lot of people wanted to watch that.
>>491682909
>>491682909I don't know why I clicked that.
>>491681458
>>491682909Andrew must have been turned into a horse! Haha, right guys? That's Andrew after getting GR15'd?
>>491683248And the one from November. Not sure what happened to my internet there.
>>491682651I agree, we need to mix it up a bit when it comes to the shota Andy content
>>491683207Source?
>>491683959I don't like this one. Too spoopy 5 me.
>>491684105here have this one then
>>491684341>filenameKek. I like this one a lot more.
>Ashley, Andy, Julia, Mrs Graves fanart//porn/fanficing.calg and everyone else on the internet>Mr Gravesliterally no one
>>491684108>>491684108>>491684108>>491684108>>491684108As per requested of 1 guy early in the thread.
>>491682275>Haggot>brown OC>effeminate boyKek it's like the cringe bingo
>>491658748Neither, it's laylee and everyone who disagrees is not Anglo-Saxon
>>491691962
>>491660214>>491660603Like something fucked up, but on Google translate it doesn't sound like Laylay it sounds like Lolay
It's pronounced Loli
>>491692152I don't think Google translate is necessarily reliable in this case. Names typically aren't translated between languages barring cases where they're quite literally unequipped to phonetically transpose them.
>>491661230>>491661493>>491661647Morphemes in English names completely changed based on the prosody/placement in the word. The exact same "Le"y root (etymologically identical) is pronounced lay in names like Leyton since it's at the start of the word. Every Anglo-Saxon intuitively understands this, hence the existence of the phenomenon in the first place.
>>491692475>another linguistics fag aside from meAnglosphere supremacy.
>>491682275>too much color in the bustfucking hacks cant even try to be consistent with the style
>>491664407Being a nickname made by a child doesn't matter because children can already appreciate English prosody, and thus will come up with terms that he thinks sound nice. A child who couldn't appreciate the prosody of English wouldn't even be able to enjoy music or say a sentence without sounding like the G-man from Half-Life. I mean dude, even though I lacked the vocabulary to properly describe it when I was 6, I remember daydreaming when I was 6 about diphthongs and why they are counted as one syllable instead of two. Nemlei being ESL is irrelevant as the fact she's able to write poetry for Andrew shows that she has a good grasp over English prosody and pronunciation (nevermind how good her English otherwise is). Last but not least, you have to ask why these conventions exist in the first place; it's not because of a grammar book, but because every illiterate Anglo-Saxon farmer centuries ago, without any contact with each other, innately agreed that you slur the fuck out of parts of a word based on its rhythm. We're a very musical race so this may be lost on other kinds.
>>491567797Disgusting faker!
>>491696813Faker? I think you're the fake mushroom around here. You're comparing yourself to me? Ha! You're not even good enough to be my fake!
