Store link:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2378900/The_Coffin_of_Andy_and_Leyley/# Guides (Major spoilers; avoid until having played through the game once):>Routes & Subrouteshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050501797>Achievementshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3050231198>Starshttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3053199741>Complete Episode 2 Walkthroughhttps://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3052417644# News:>Progress Report #8 - Includes a new development roadmap. Writing and gameplay elements are officially complete.https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/2378900/view/4372516526003320641# Nemlei's previous games:https://mega.nz/file/FSFXURYI#FhEp5w4qMv4w0A0mMfQ4YqLD5TJuve014_-eTNdIbSIPrevious thread: >>491551443
>>491684108>ANCHOR POSTEndure the mostly off topic fetish posting and catboxed porn RP and you'll find people who actually discuss the game and hang around and jigging and whatever.
>ANCHOR POSTWe are currently dealing with a known cutie. If anyone sees this boi, give him a kiss and hug and a juice box.That is all.
>>491684489Cringe>>491684828Based
SIBLING MARRIAGE
jiggers get the rope
Might one of you kind anons be willing to give me a lobotomy? Think I'm over the whole "thinking" thing.
It's current year, stop being jigist
>>491684108Wonder if we should to this one tonight or save it till tomorrow. Seems too good for a couple of no lives.
>>491685047Shut up you anti-jigsawmite
>>491684828Based
>>491685161Sure! Let me just grab my knife and the big rock I used on the last patient!
>>491684950your epic
>>491685649Sound good. big rock usually do trick
>>491684828I hope they get that boy a nice kiss.
>>491683480>>491683248>>491681458>>491681235It's too late to pose the question, but I wonder what the relation between having a sibling or not has to someone picking burial route.
>>491685605>>491685937The anchorphobes need to be turned into Andy as punishment for their anti shota crimes
>>491685667your cute :)
>>491685161I guarantee, you're gonna miss thinking.
>>491686026Consider it this way; most people who are still coming to these threads are probably invested in the characters so it'd be my assumption that most just want to see them happy.
>>491686195Hmm, hadn't thought about that. Dammit anon. Wouldn't have had to if you didn't say that!
>>491686316Sure. Most people go burial, I just wonder if being sisterless makes more more likely to or if having one makes you more likely to not
>>491686052Andynification sounds hot.
>>491686026I will re-iterate that I like both routes for different reasons, but I prefer Burial. Good fiction tells a story which makes you feel something (in regards to the story itself, not the quality of writing nor its composition), but the thing that sets good fiction apart from great fiction is *what* it makes you feel. I got into Coffin because I'm a hopeless siscon, but even if I were sisterless I would still choose Burial without a second thought. I prefer something which makes me feel good after having read it.
>>491686592Yes you would've, and you would've blamed us for not warning you.>"You didn't save my life, you ruined my death!"
Have a good night everyone itt.Oneesan, I've got some of the good stuff for you. https://files.catbox.moe/xi11yl.rarGathered those andy gens just for you. Night, I love you -3-
>>491686082Your only saying that because Andy isn’t real, and I’m just a stand in for him.>>491686751All of the shotaphobes will be Andyified and they will enjoy it.
>>491687627Good night a have nice dreams!!ToT Thank you! I love how you give me these presents before you go to sleep)) I hope you have a nice weekend. I love you.
>>491687627Have a shit night and don't come back
>>491687627Goodnight!
>>491687783>Your only saying that because Andy isn’t real, and I’m just a stand in for him.Well yes and no. I think you are cute for real, ignore Andy this time :)>All of the shotaphobes will be Andyified and they will enjoy it.From bitter and ugly oji-san to cute boys. They will be so grateful.
>>491687627Have a great night and come back often
>>491687906I don't know what compels you to feed the retard attention, but it's my sincere hope you kill yourself after he does. Hell you could kick it off since you're currently the only thing he lives for.
Here's a cute little song for yahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YCbv677AKLM
>>491688052>Well yes and no. >ignore Andy this time :)I knew it :(
>>491688302Actual schizophrenia
Does Andrew shave everyday or can he not grow facial hair?
>>491688302Meds
>>491688318I told you to ignore Andy, silly.Anyways put on the neko bikini outfit.
>>491687572The bountiful nectar of Ashley's Ashleys
>>491688496I've known a few people who were basically incapable of growing facial hair, so it's definitely possible. The other part of it is that you're not supposed to look that deep into it since most routine tasks are just assumed to be happening when not explicitly written into a story. Unless you're George R. R. Martin it's not particularly necessary to include the details of someone's defecation.
>>491688496Probably shaves every day. Takes about as long as brushing your teeth as long as you're using a safety razor with a newer blade.
>>491688302Medicine
I decided to post that nonsensical greentext I wrote out and didn't post in the last thread.>>491680029>>491678885>"Andrew, have you eaten yet?">"Yes, mom.">"Where's your sister?">"In the living room, playing with the playstation.">"On a weekday?">"...Should I...should I tell her to stop?">Renee saw how nervous he was getting at the thought of possibly upsetting her. She ruffled his hair.>"Nah, just as her how the job search is going.">Andy smiled nervously and nodded. He walked to the living room, where his older neet sister was laying across the couch playing Crash Bandicoot. Andy tapped her foot.>"Leyley?">She paused the game and rested her head on her hand, looking down at her little brother with a mischievous smile.>"Yeeees~?">"Um--mom wanted to know how the job search is going.">"Oh.">She unpaused the game and kept playing.>"Tell that hag to quit hassling me.">"Okay...">He walks back to the kitchen, where his mother is sitting at the breakfast nook, drinking a glass of whiskey. She eyed him over her glass.>"What'd she say?" She asked.>"She said she's had little luck, but she's still trying.">"Good job," Renee said, with more than a little surprise in her voice, "she normally curses me out whenever I ask her about it.">"Thanks mom," Andrew nodded nervously. >His mom gets unpredictable and touchy-feely when she's having her whiskey. This was one of those times.>She looked down at her drink and finished it in a single swig. She beckoned him closer with her finger.>"C'mere and give mama some sugar.">Andy knew this was coming, he dutifully walked to her seat where she grabbed his wrist and pulled him to her, sitting him down on her lap.>"Have you been a good boy?">"Yes...">She pulled him closer and planted a kiss on his lips. The whiskey that remained on her lips made him feel lightheaded.>"Good boys get kisses.">He pulled away slightly from her and she leaned in to close the distance.Smash my face in with a crowbar, bro.
>>491688575>Anyways put on the neko bikini outfit.Nooooo, it feels like you don’t even care about my personality
>>491688310I know that's a razorblade, but at first I thought that was a hussy crate
We need to Find trebler and RAPE him!
>>491688687Sure. It was more a hypothetical.
>>491689127I wonder who it could be, quite the puzzle
>>491688825Wow, very nice and well written, and to think that we almost lost this greentext, yet it was saved by the shotaphobe refusing to give even an ounce of generosity.
>>491688825IM COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMIIIING
>>491689225For that pun I´ll RAPE you!
>>491688825Holy shit too real bro>"Um--mom wanted to know how the job search is going."Fuck you. Are you a KGB agent?? That hit like a brick in the face.Seriously, good job. I like how this has a mixture of "fucked up" and "really hot". I would like to know what happens next. I love this.>>491688868C'mon look how cute you would look with it! (picrel)
>>491689127>>491689395I miss the old neko tanning
>>491689438Really captures the feel of the original game doesn't it?
>>491689438>I would like to know what happens next. I love this.Ikr he has serious talent >C'mon look how cute you would look with it! (picrel)It’s too late you’ve already proven that you only care about my innocent good looks, you’ll have to go rape the shotaphobe instead.
>>491689812Hell yes it does! It felt good though. Like really cold water hitting your face; it shocks you but you appreciate it.Amazing job. Seriously.>you’ll have to go rape the shotaphobe insteadNooo please forgive me baby boy :( I will do almost anything.
>>491690146Second sentence meant for >>491689920FUUUUUU
>>491683480Don't remember if anyone told you this, but really appreciate the analytics. This kind of stuff is usually pretty interesting to me.
>>491689812Are you the original writer? If so please keep writing more.>>491690146>>491690336>I will do almost anything.Draw some stuff in this thread, there aren’t enough artists in here.
>>491690593>Are you the original writer?No but I like their work
>>491688302Kek based
>>491690593>Draw some stuff in this thread, there aren’t enough artists in here.I'm better at paying artist to do that. But I can try I guess.Or I can rape you and love your or do the shotaphobe idk
>>491689527I FUCKING ATE HIM. HE IS DEAD! ASHLEYTANNING IS WHAT REMAINS
I will use my dark magic to revive NekoTanning!
>>491691505I'm not sure what brought on that particular era of retardation, but let's just go ahead and not try to bring it back.
>>491690593I don't feel like drawingProblem?
>>491691646I'm kinda tired of the current era of retardation tho...
I hate AshleyTanning
I love AshleyTanning
I love NekoTanning
>>491692031I wouldn't know, I'm a wizard with ultimate power.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4SlLy94ZKg
I hate NekoTanning
>>491692248Only Andy Bobandy's use that. You're not an Andy Bobandy are you?
>>491691505You need to follow his instgram tp get him back>>491692107KYS jk anon >>491692165I love you too <3
>>491692591You mean Randy Bobandy from TPB? Not sure how that's relevant.
>>491692663I love you too :)
>>491692813
>>491693017Cute.
>>491690903>>491691921I cant force either of you to do things that you don’t want, but I sure can dream.
>>491693360I like them more when they´re grown up
>>491693507>I sure can dreamLet's dream together... in the same bed.>>491693787I like them young-I MEAN I like when they're youngWAIT I MEAN-
>>491686026Most of /calg/ has a sibling of the opposite sex according to the census, and 3/4 of us are Burialfags
>>491693787It's not a problem but it's funny to me how a game that tries to limit it's sweeter qualities has a majority of its art centered around that.
>>491689127Yo that's one of my messages
>>491694125Man would not appreciate candles were it not for the darkness.
>>491694271Well said.
>>491694271Man would not appreciate cactuses were it not for the existence of buttholes.>>491694127WHERE ARE YOU? WHO ARE YOU? ARE YOU TREBLER?
>>491694563Also well said.
LOVE LOVE LOVE
>>491694018>Let's dream together... in the same bed.Okay, fine.
>>49169410682% of people have at least one sibling, there are more people with 2 or more siblings than no siblings at all, and there's a roughly 50% chance of each sibling being of the opposite sex, so 2/3 of /calg/ having an opposite sex sibling is pretty close to being in line with the general population.
>>491695291uhhhh I think that was a little bit tooo much love
>>491695291>those eyesAndrew knows what's good.
>>491688310Based sweet trip enjoyer
>>491695470Yippie :DLove winsI love you
>>491695971Love wins like always
classichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InFbBlpDTfQ
>>491695526
>>491697379Forgot how annoying the ending was lol.
>>491697696Classic
Ashley would definitely give her first child a middle name like Judgement
>>491696753LMAO basedWe all know the real winner is the shotaposter
>>491698943I'd be more upset if she gave her kid a boring middle name like phillip (sorry phillip). Such a waste.
>>491699750>Andrea "Nighthawk" Graves>Bradley "Chad" Graves>Robert "Shrapnel" Graves>Delilah "Thundersnow" Graves
>>491698943She'd name her son Cold-Steel the Hedgehog.She doesn't even know what a hedgehog is, she just thinks it sounds cool
>>491700114I can respect that.
>>491698943I'd totally do that
>>491701541You're now legally required to do so. It's a felony to lie on the internet.
>>491698943She will name her son Andrew Jr
>>491702407I don't get why people name their kids the same thing they moan when cumming their brains out
>>491702462My mom said she gave me the same name as my father so that he wouldn't hate me
>>491702407Very sweet art.
>My friend said she thought you were hot, so I told her you were gay>Why the fuck would you do that?>Because it's funnyGot me there.
>>491702895Alright faggot
>>491702895Your sister wants you all for herself
>>491696753Love always wins>>491699060We always win
>>491702895Drunkanon, I...
>>491702895Since you’re gay now and obviously single, mind giving me a shot?
>>491703638We'll have to file paperwork so that you're legally my sibling. I don't write the rules, it's part of my religion.
>>491703213Based
>>491703763Okay, first thing in the morning we’re going to the notary to draft the paperwork, but for now we cuddle.
>>491704131Ha ha, you're gay.
>>491704131>>491703763I want to watch you two FAGGOTS fucking each other!
All you have to do is be a gay man in a /calg/ thread. its that easy.
>>491704552What about us straightbros? Where's my state-issued sister?
>>491704552There is too much FAGGOTRY and not enough SIBLING BREEDING in this thread. We need a purge RIGHT now. We will tie all of the faggotsu p and beat them with baguttes UNTIL THEY ARE striaght and want to IMPREGNATE SISTUSSY!
>>491704552But I'm not actually gay...
>>491704429>I want to watchNo thanks, women make my cock go limp
>>491698943I am going to give my first child the middle name "Delphic" and let everyone assume I'm talking about the Greek oracle. Just kidding! No one will ever love me enough to breed with me.
>>491704748you are gay.
>>491704748You will be when I’m done with you.
>>491704743This. We need more brother on sister action.
>>491705134My sister talked to me about some random youtube channel she found for 5 minutes. It was pretty steamy.
>>491703502I didn't even include anything that could be remotely identifying beyond "sister" how the fuck.
>>491705134MORE MORE MORE MORE DON´T LET THE FAGGOTS WIN
>>491705134
>>491705314I don't even think that's that weird apart from how Andrew's hugging her face.
>>491705314
>>491705219Everyone has a bad pokerface here, let's be honest. Some intentional, some not so much.
>>491705219It was the picture.
>>491705472It's extremely tame, but it's based on some image where two girls are sleeping like this and saying they're "just close friends." The redraw is missing the meaning and context to make it make sense, but I saved it anyway, because sibling snuggles.>>491705574Hey! That's illegal!
>>491705574Just imagine what it would be like. Just a quick peck on the lips, because she's your sister and you love her, but you both linger for a bit, perhaps even longer than a "bit." There's something in the air, something felt only in that part of your brain you left behind with your monkey ancestors, and like a cable under excessive tension it snaps all at once.>>491705787Fuck, I wanted to post it before someone else did because it's cute.
>>491705942Ah, thank you for the context.
>>491705952I like to imagine that Andrew could´ve pulled out of the kiss at any second yet he chose not too
Ashley's text says kys u stnky hurry. Whether the typo is the artist's mistake or Ashley being illiterate is up to you!>>491706058No problem anon
>>491706912Look at those fucking sister jugs
One more hour and I'm done working for the week.With every penny going to bills! :)
>>491707157Hang in there, lad!
>>491707157I empathize with you. I hope you're able to make more money in the very near future.
>>491706658He was really considering it
>>491707029The better to hold her gallons of milk!>>491707157I wish you the best, anon.
>>491707610We like our sisters jiggly 'round these parts.
>>491707925You're goddamn right. Go big or go home
>>491707925But Ashley was starving for 3 months. Ashley is not supple and nubile! Julia is!
>>491708243Ashley's tits are consistently bigger in official art, and this is despite her starvation. With proper nourishment she can only grow more powerful. Julia is a weak whore, and unfitting to bear children.
>>491708243Julia does not have those proportions. Nemlei only draws skinny women... unfortunately, because some THICK Ashley would be awesome.
>>491687572thighs too big Ashley is Stickley
>>491708529>because some THICK Ashley would be awesome.You're goddamn right
>>491708529>Nemlei only draws skinny womenAshley is ready for pregnancy
>>491702895Nevermind I'm starting to appreciate being an only child, I'd choke a hoe if my sister cockblocked me like that.
>>491708964I have expressed in no uncertain terms that I dislike all of my sister's friends, and (poor girl) have made no attempt to disguise this fact to them to the point where I have used a few choice racial slurs to one of them. She did me a favor, just a really funny one. Besides, outcest is cringe.
Go have hate sex with your mom RIGHT NOW!!!
>>491709138No way, haggot.
>>491709138How would it go down? Both of them are doms.
>>491708652You have no fucking idea how much money I would pay Nemlei to add an explicit sequence to the game where Andrew stuffs Ashley full of his love and she carries several litters of beautiful purebred children. I would cream myself to death and leave all of my assets to /calg/.
>>491709419You're in luck, the delays have been entirely due to me creating a 4k60fps fully animated sex scene. Unfortunately we could not afford voice actors, so you will have to listen to the sound of me crushing my br... husband onto the bedsprings like I'm making wine.
>>491709724Bless you, my goddess. I am transferring every cent in my bank account and replacing myself with you in my parent's will as we speak.
Clever girl!https://x.com/viscousveil/status/1827563537863946688https://files.catbox.moe/0k672j.mp4
>>491710520Vegan food is so fucking nasty it hurts
>>491710558>vegan "food"Unless it's candy or biscuits, even then some of it has animal products in it.
>>491705228
I'm done!
>>491713291Love this, Anon. The grunge, the depth. The fact that Andrew won't jump and Ashley won't push him. Lovely stuff, thank you for the meal.
>>491713291Looks beautiful
>>491713615>>491713772I didn't make it I just meant I was done with work lol. This is the artist, I believe https://twitter.com/Toto4444_/status/1797363204030382484/photo/1It's a cool image for sure. My stomach's been feeling weird for the past few hours. I'm going for a walk.
>>491709476kino dare i say
>>491713291
Stick.
this porn looks so goofy I had to sharehttps://files.catbox.moe/rneixm.jpg
>>491714829Good god.
>>491714829"Here mom, I drew you more porn. Please don't actually rape me tonight"
>>491714547Stickley In a Pool Of Mercury
>>491709724why cant i have a steppe-princess sister to crush my every bone, its just not fair!
I wish there were more games like coffin
Can someone post just the feet png?
>>491714005Sure is.
Why are women with dead eye stares so sexy?
>>491718228Ashley is the sexiest.
>>491716119I was trying to think of something to recommend, but now that you mention it, there really aren't that many games like it. At the bare minimum, maybe Alice Madness Returns, The Darkness 1+2, The Cat Lady? I guess if you really want to stretch things, Okage: Shadow King on the PS2 had a little playful edge to it like Coffin.
>>491718609Thanks, i will take note >>491718228The prospect of them lighting up from your dick/love?
>>491716119Anything by funamusea honestly
What did Ashley mean by this?
consider the following
>>491724768ASShley
>>491724893Oooooooh, I get it.
>>491726163I don't...
>>491727171lmao yea you wouldn't get it.I don't either, I just wanted to fit in.
>>491724353What did Nemlei mean by this?
>>491728207I REFUSE! The only kind of sex I'll have is the platonic kind with my sister!
Why is Leyley so angry?
>>491731148It's a cruel world for cute girls.
>>491731354She really would defend him in court. "No, I really fell down the stairs, my Andy would never!"
>>491731620It's a weird complex you get. You've become attached to someone and know how loving they're capable of being, so you learn to just deal with them hurting you because you can't imagine your life without them. There's usually a cycle to it too where they'll abuse you then change gears and become very apologetic/affectionate, so it fucks with your mind where it's difficult to be upset with them because you don't want to deal with the pain of what just happened.
>>491731907Makes me feel bad for Ashley. Andrew needs to stop being such a bitch and own up to his own feelings and love his sister
>>491733418yeaAt least in his case, I don't think he's deliberately trying to manipulate her into accepting the abuse. He just has unresolved trauma from his childhood and gets overwhelmed sometimes because of his tendency to hide from his feelings instead of deal with them in a healthy manner. They're both victims of the neglect they experienced really. See how that works? :^)
>>491728207I’m not gay, b-but anything for you.
>>491733418I am an evil wizard and I have cast a spell to keep Andrew's confession till the very end of Burial! You won't get your slice of life sibling romance kino!! MUAHAHAHAHA
>>491734902YOU MONSTER!!!
Renee if she was a good mom
>>491684108>one week til new devlogWill we finally get a release date or be met with more disappointment
>>491739250Anons, what do you do in this situation?
>>491739956Join them
>>491740198But what if they aren't momfags?
>>491739250It'd be funny if she was still only suspicious that they're fucking rather than full-on convinced.
>>491740516 Too bad, they will be!
Shroomley!
>>491745629How does shroomley feel about Shroomdrew growing next to shroomlia?
You are a true siscon when you're more excited for your sister's birthday than your own
>>491746507>shroomliaDoesn't exist!
>>491746564I got her a present, and I can't wait to see how much she likes it.
>>491731148She saw a interracial couple
>>491747015Was it a bun in the oven?
>>491746994Yes she does!
>>491747108>You're not even related! Hell, you're not even the same SKIN COLOR!!This was Leyley minutes before getting their whole family kicked out of the local Denny's
>>491746564I am, though. I haven't given a fuck about my birthday in more than a decade, but making my sister happy is the best.
>>491747594Nope! I'm the only Fun-gal here!
>>491747654Did Renee support Leyleys use of the gamer word? What´s her opnion on that? Did she give Leyley attention afterwards even if it was negative?
>>491748174Renee probably only would have cared if she said it publicly as it would me look bad. At home she definitely wouldn't care because that would require her to actually pay attention to Leyley at all
>>491748651*make her look bad!I'm not Renee! I swear!
>>491748902Sure you aren´t
>>491749052WHERE ARE THE USED CONDOMS, ASHLEY!?!? I KNOW YOU AND ANDREW WERE FUCKING LAST NIGHT!!
>>491749372>used condomsThat´s a good one, soup. When Andrew was fucking me he rawdogged me! The creampie was massiv! Bet you- HahaHAhahHa Bet you didn´t expect us to end up like that, did you!
>>491750535"Rawdogged" eh? Well, you're certainly a dog alright. I guess I'll have to put you down like one!
Andrew would make retarded video essays about the current ethos if he were a zoomer
>>491731354>cute girlsBut Leyley isn't cute, she has a man jaw. Only Ashley is cute.
>>491731620Only because Andrew is her's to punish, not the government's.
>>491753796Anon.. You're projecting your own body dysmorphia onto a little girl. Sad!
>>491754471I don't have a man jaw shut up :(
>>491753796leyley has the same face as ashley but with bigger eyes
>>491752073So it´s a mexican standoff then! Let´s see who´s aim is better!
>>491731354Imagine how insecure you'd have to be to tell a child to call you "Andrew".
>>491753796Leyley is cute because she activates that instinct nestled firmly between fatherly and brotherly. Everything that's wrong with her could have been fixed–or at least harshly mitigated–by a bit of affection and attention.
>>491752073>>491754638DRAW!
>>491754773No, parents should insists that kids pronounce names/words correctly and never baby talk to them.
>>491755249It's a nickname. The only time I ask people to call me my full name is when I'm in a professional environment.
>>491755249"Andy" is a diminutive of "Andrew", it's not an incorrect pronunciation. The insistence of being called your full "adult" name is an expression of Andrew's childish petulance and his desire to appear more mature than he is.
Hugging Ashley and telling her everything will be ok
>>491731354Dadrew is some good shit, though I don't think Ashley would be as weird if she had a proper father figure (unless she was born fucked up).
I guess we don't have to kill ALL sisters. Some can stay
>>491709138I hate how there are zero (0) Andrew/Renee fics that aren't some halfbaked rape shit. Can someone PLEASE write a romantic fic where it was Renee and Andrew who left Ashley and.... dad? to die? Have them enjoying life as the new Mr. and Mrs. Graves.
>>491505906I sleep next to my little sister at night and if she went to anyone else’s bed in the family for nightmares I would actually feel cheated on
>>491753720Give them cock so calm them down
>>491758901Yeah, and Ashley and Mr. Graves can escape and find them and kill them
>>491761987Based anti NTR Decay.
>>491761112CUTE
>>491761987Ashley is too dumb and impulsive to escape the apartment without Andrew's help. Dad is a doormat who can't do anything on his own without proper direction. Ashley also doesn't care about him and I'm pretty sure the same thing can be said for him towards her. Even if they did somehow work together to get out, they wouldn't have the address. Andrew knew it because Renee told him.... for some reason, but I doubt she'd care enough about dad when she has an actual man as her partner who can match her intellectually.
>>491762646With the power of demons and friendship anything is possible
>>491762868She wouldn't be able to read the book to learn the sigils for the summoning. She'd eat the cultist's corpse, maybe end up killing Dad to eat him too, and then starve to death.
i'm either starting to lose my mind or i can tell who some of you people are in random /v/ threads
>>491763103I'm all the posters in the /v/ thread
>>491763253knew it
>>491763103Despite assertions from certain individuals, it's not terribly hard to recognize certain types of posters based on the style of their posts.
>>491764318The fact that the bottom one passes for canon is hilarious.
>>491764318Does anyone realize that Andrew and Ashley saw both of their parents naked, probably groped Renee's tits, bet one of them had dad's micro dick brush up against them. Dead people shit and piss themselves after they die. Had to have been disgusting. I wonder if Andrew felt a dick twitch seeing his mom naked.
>>491765207Haggots prove, once again, they are beyond salvation.
>>491758901Renee is too cold to be romantic
>>491765207Outraged reaction where I question my reason for living
>>491765207You made me check and the torsos over the fireplace and the vaguely visible bodies in the butchering panels both still have their clothes on. It seems Andrew just cut the sleeves and pant legs along with everything else.
>>491765616Hm... that makes the butchery that much more messy but okay. I mean, you'd have blood pooling in the clothes tracking it everywhere, the bodies would be harder to cut, harder to get into garbage bags. A good tip is to hang the corpse over the bath tub and slit the throat to remove a large amount of blood. You can then slit the wrists and pump the arms to remove the last amount. Listen to this song. It was actually used by a killer in I wanna say Australia, but he got sloppy.https://youtu.be/uXtM4qQh-j4?si=arH-m_6CzEeZ1KKK&t=18
>>491765464Love hagMating press hagKiss hagLive happily with hag
>>491765464>wine and steaks in her grocery bagToo cold to (You) maybe.
>>491758901You really can't explain a incestuous relationship between them if you follow canon enough were Ashley and their Father are still in their lives. Best you can do is something like pic related were they're both trying to cope with their lose by using each other as a means to fill the hole in their lives.
>>491766716It's fanfiction, they can be OOC enough to get to the point where they want eachother. Mr. Graves was a great story that rewrote Dad and Renee and gave them a whole new backstory. It's fanfiction, bro. You can do anything and you don't even need to really justify it.
>>491766716Nothing outside of Andrew and Ashley matters to me. It's their commitment to one another that makes what they have special. I get some people are just into incest in general, but the idea of Renee and Andrew together kind of repulses me lol.
>>491766281Kiss hag feet
>>491767795Based and same
>>491767948Erotic...
>>491767948Ashley must be jealous her mom mogs her
>>491768489andrew went too far when he was siding with renee to mock ashley's cookingthat's why she got jealous
>>491769157Hag can cookShe also put viagra in the wine
>>491769157Holy shit I need to commission some fanfiction.
>>491769695>SpoilerHot.I need a green about that.
>>491769965>commission >fanfiction.Just write it yourself
>>491770797I can't write, and even if I could the idea isn't feels like it would lose the spiciness. You'd have to do revisions, rewrites, re read it constantly to make sure things flow correctly. I don't know, do authors get off to their own works? And even if I could write, I know there are authors out there with a unique style that I simply couldn't replicate.
>>491771128just tell serbspammer to write it lmao
>>491771705You'd be better of asking a literal bot to write you a story if you're that desperate
>>491771705SERBSPAMMER!!!! I SUMMON THEE!!!!! MAKE HASTE!!!!!!!!!
>>491772229I have been summoned. What do you need?
>>491771835Seriously, it's not even a "so bad it's good" scenario, I'm nearly certain he goes out of his way to write the shittiest fics imaginable on purpose like it's part of the bit.
>>491772710I need romantic fanfiction of Renee and Andrew who, in this AU, left Ashley and Dad to die, and are now enjoying life as a married couple. Please capture the feeling of this picture >>491769157 with them finally being free of the dead weight that was there respective partners. I would like lovey dovey sex talk, declarations of love, a bit of uncertainty on Renee's part, but comforting and reassurance from Andrew, as well as a bit of emphasis on their relationship as mother and son. Do not worry too much about rewriting history in order to get them to this point, it's OOC, but that's not terribly important. We don't need to know the details, but Renee and Andrew are now lovers who've left it all behind.Lastly, no anal, that shit is disgusting. Please add plenty of foreplay and dirty talk. Make sure they highlight how wrong their relationship is, but also that they think it makes it hotter. Thank you in advance.
>>491773172to me it just looks like lack of knowledge in english, low IQ and autism
>>491773393>Lastly, no analNo deal. Just kidding, let me see what I can do, it might not include the actual sex part, we'll see
>>491773640No, it's definitely on purpose. If I fed some dumbass prompt into chatGPT with the barest amount of context it would spit out something that is at least accidentally in-character.
I want to have passionate and rough sex with Julia while we kiss
>>491773737Blessed be the Serbspammer.
>>491773172Does anyone actually read the trash he posts here? I sure as hell don't.Besides the obvious samefag replies that are always shit like >wow such great writing so based and hot i love youI don't think anyone ever actually acknowledges the terrible stories he writes (and rightfully so)
>>491774425I've read a few of them out of morbid curiosity, I regret it, but I did it.
>>491774557The most i ever read was like 5 lines when he first started spamming them.Quickly realized whoever wrote them didn't know how to write and didn't play the game.
Fair, I guess. The wait between devlogs is getting more painful, but I will perservere.
>>491774963Release date this devlog, trust the plan
>>491777748nemlei pls marry me
Release date for the release date.. please.. I need release.
>>491778427Game delayed another month
Smelling nemlei foots
>>491779002Kissing nemlei foots
>>491780278Licking nemlei soles
>>491780798Marrying nemlei soles
H/u/ssy love!
>>491786278I had an idea for an au where due to demon soul fuckery Andrew's soul get's trapped in Julia somehow so Ashley has to tolerate a hussy if she wants to be near/save her brotherI need to develop it
>>491786278I love marcieowo's art style. It's such a shame she's a hussy sympathizer and must be exterminated with extreme prejudice.
>>491788952Well, you know what they say: gotta crack a few skulls to make an omelet.
>>491786278her feet are so gross it looks like she has trench foot
>>491774172Here you go. Sorry if this isn't what you wanted. https://rentry.org/6xmb58a3
>>491762868I will be vindicated, ??? will become a lovable mascot sidekick.
>>491793589Kissu
I was coping with the wait just fine until today. Suddenly, out of nowhere, I can't handle it anymore and the passage of time feels like tiny knives on my skin. CHAPTER 3, NEMLEI! OUT WITH IT! I've aged five years in just one!
>>491788952>I love marcieowo's art styleSo you should post more of it!
>>491778740I am currently fucking nemlei
Which one of you is crossposting in /fat/
>>491790106I wanna lick the sweat out from between the folds
>>491797516Little critter
>>491797447the fuck is /fat/?
https://files.catbox.moe/uethpm.pngNemlei if Episode 3 doesn't come out by Halloween
>>491769157https://files.catbox.moe/72ihkq.jpg
>>491798523The fat fetish general I guess
>>491799378Very interesting post, anon. Now hold still, I want steak for dinner and you'll only be fit for stews or stirfries if you get all sliced up.
>>491799378
>>491798523The /fit/ fat loss thread.
>>491799482That shit's straight up midget porn, what the fuck is with those proportions? Wee Man lookin' ass.
>>491800396ToT
>>491800648Kek true
>>491800740Unironically you
>>491800396PLAP PLAP PLAP GET PREGNANTGET PREGNANTGET PREGNANT
>>491801054She's just like me frRelatable
>>491801363We need more women like you.By the way, captainkirb is taking commissions but only until the end of the month.
>>491798495I really love how expressive Ashley's face is in the CGs. She cute.
>>491801808
>>491801952And this motherfucker is playing with her hair! "I don't want to fuck my sister" my ass.
>>491801683Thanks))>commissions but only until the end of the monthI don't think I could afford for that now. It's complicated when it's at the end of this month. I could do it if it's early September.
>>491802052Anon, when was the last time you touched a woman you didn't pay first?
>>491802235>green-eyed Ashleyhow cursed, thank you
>>491802281I've never paid for sex, and this morning when I poked my sister in the ribs.
>>491802235>I don't think I could afford for that now.That's fine, I don't want you to go bankrupt or go in debt because of shota nsfw lmao.Have a Marrow to cheer you up.
>>491802505Thank you but don't worry, time will reward us! I promise you I will find artists.>MarrowCute. I love him. My second favorite shota in Nemlei's games.
>>491802052
>>491802149GO FUCK YOURSELF
>>491802295Very sex, yes.
>>491805746Why is there so much dithering around the edges?
christ, i was worried about this thread dying before episode 3 comes out but the number of connection issues ive had with 4chan lately makes me wonder if the whole site is gonna kick the bucket first
I had a lot of fun today))). I'm going to bed now.Goodnight /calg/ and goodnight bestie!!I love you.
>>491808243Love you too, Oneesan -3-xoxoxo
>>491808426Also I want to keep it clear that I do want to commission CptKirby, but I'm struggling to make ends meet. I will try my best next month.
>>491808824Like I said, take priority over yourself than some nsfw. I'd hate to have you struggle because of us, so just take care, okay?
>>491809032I just wanted to said it again because I thought I sounded rude before.I will take care of me :) GoodnightGoodnight
>>491809205Night, sweet dreams.
I wanna jig
>>491808240I wish it would die.
>>491811423Okayhttps://jiggie.fun/jnPRVlhttps://jiggie.fun/jnPRVlhttps://jiggie.fun/jnPRVl
>>491792240THANKS! Time to goon my brothers.
Noooooo I missed shota hours, now I’ll have to wait until tomorrow.
>>491814207Great image. The cutest is when Ashley is flustered by Andrew's unrequited romance. She's so unsure of what to do with herself
>>491802235>>491805746Green is the least sexy color there is
>>491819064wrong
>>491812042wtf, you're not me?! Get out of here with that, anon.
>>491815492I hope you misse them again.
>>491821402Oh yeah? I hope you miss jiggie hours.
>>491821815How dare you?
>>491822683Look at that CUTIE
>>491823510Which one?
>>491823721Yes
>>491823721the one that’s normal instead of white
>>491823826Still mad about colonialism?
>>491825405Dick: sucked
shut up, anons.
speak up, anons.
anons
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0wVqkt7ND8
a
So we didn’t get hit by the nuke
>>491828294Damn shame.
Ashley boobers
>>491828398I love tits so much it's fucking unreal, especially when they're big, perky, and attached to a cute sister.
>>491828294One way or another, /calg/ prevails
>>491828294What nuke? I wish we did btw.
>>491828294Maybe we were nuked and this is purgatory.
>>491828294I wish /v/ and /gif/ did
>>491829532/gif/ is a cesspool. /wsg/ can be okay sometimes.
>>491829407Half the boards got wiped, allegedly it was an accident >>>/a/270308316
>>491829756lmao jannies
>>491829756How?And which boards got wiped? Any examples?
>>491830084I know /co/ /a/ /trash/ /3/ and /b/ did
>>491830201So 4chan was basically made better by default?
>>491830201Jesus... a rampage.Jannies will janny.
>>491830084>>>/co/145128612 full list
>>491830490Oh no, they got /an/!
>>491829756What does it mean when a board is "wiped"? Can't they just make a new thread and link the older thread?I'm sorry for being such a newfag but I'm so confused by how this works.
>>491830760>What does it mean when a board is "wiped"?All the threads are deleted>Can't they just make a new thread and link the older thread?Sure, it's not like making new threads is banned. But:A) generals are technically against the rules on most boardsB) it's just super disruptiveC) if a thread is deleted, you can't access it from 4chan. So even though you could open an archive site (or just never close the tab of a deleted thread) no one is really going to bother with continuing a conversation in a new thread>I'm sorry for being such a newfagKill yourself NOW
>>491831157Oh I see. Thank you for the spoonfeed. I think this is more of a nothingburger. Just make a new thread when possible and try to keep the past conversation, right? Or is it agains the rules?
Wow I haven't realized how fucked up the boards are until now.I just checked /3/ and it's so empty.Wincest won.
next jig
>>491831438>Thank you for the spoonfeedI'm feeling kind since I've now got nothing to do>I think this is more of a nothingburger. Well yeah, mods admitted that this was a mistake. The nuked boards all probably shared a server and the mods fucked up while messing with the live version, but that's just my guess>Just make a new thread when possible and try to keep the past conversation, right? Or is it agains the rules?Right now mods won't really care since they fucked up and people are having fun. But generally on other boards, linking back to previous threads (or putting "edition" in the OP) gets it deleted
>>491830275yuck
>>491832125Ah, I see. I only use /vg/ and /vt/ sometimes, so knowing the different "rules" or backgrounds from other boards/threads is very interesting. Like completly new worlds.Thank you.
>Sister comes out of shower>"Did you use my bodywash or something, you smell different">"Huh... guess I did. Whatever."God will eventually forgive me for the abuse heaped upon my dick.
I love the meltdown going on in every other board.We are so lucky.
Why is Julia so powerful?
>>491832575/calg/ will always prevail
>>491832669Cute at first. Could do without the mental illness flags at the bottom
>>491832742As it should be.
>>491832742But why?
>>491832669Terrible and unbased.
>>491830490>I missed the fun meltdownFuck. I have the worst timing.
>>491832669As much as I love yuri I must say seeing Ashley or Andrew get cucked deeply hurts my heart
>>491833194The Ashley in the bottom panel's cute, at least.
>>491832939Give me two flags to replace them with. I don't have any good ideas myself.
>>491833032Well you see, the divine power of a sisters womb single-handedly protected /calg/
>>491833502The flag of rojava and the flag of yugoslavia
Alright, I really like this one.
>>491832669
>>491832742That fat hussy can't even begin to compare! And when I say 'can't', I mean CAN'T, in all fucking definitions of the word! She doesn't even stand a chance with her ugly horse face, and her nasty saggy tits, or the disgusting rolls of fat all over her body! That cunt can go slit her goddamn wrists and save everyone the misery of having to BREATHE the same air as her!! Psh, hahaHAHAH! The stupid whore probably just couldn't take being reminded that she's NOTHING compared to ME! Andy CHOSE ME, you gross skank!! He BELONGS to ME!!!!!
>>491835013In your tard rage, you responded to the wrong post, Ashley.
>>491835094SCREW YOU ANDREW!!!!!!!
:(
>>491835013So you´re telling me that when I grow up I´ll become such a retard that I manage to respond to the wrong post? Even a nigger could´ve gotten that right! I´m not better than a common monkey!
Ashley would be the retard who replies to the wrong person because she's so blinded by hussy rage
>>491835379Leyley! You're going to get shanked talking like that in a culturally enriched area like Coffinland's inner city!
>>491835013>decide to check /calg/ after a long while>scroll down to the bottom>first post I read is this retarded manchild avatarfagging as Ashley and chimping out>he didn't even reply to the correct postGood to know some faggots never change.
>>491835572imagine how dumb you'd have to be to reply to the wrong post lmao
>>491835572COFFINLAND DOESN'T HAVE NIGGERS!!
>>491835709Don´t worry my cute little gremlin. Even if coffinland has the basketball people roaming around, they won´t be roaming around for long!
>>491835709Utopian ideas at Kit9 Studio
I-I don't think you should use those kind of words, they're very rude
>>491835995NIGGAAAAA NIGGER NIGUS NIGGY! HahaHAHAHhaha! Do something about it then!
>>491835606LEAVE HIM ALONE WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Alright last one
>>491835995I bet Julia's the kind of girl who says she's against racism but actively avoids anyone non-white
Been out of the loop for this. How did most people take this going from a three episode thing to a four. Also do people still hold out hope for a good ending? The screens I've seen seem pretty ominous.
Kissing hussies
How would Ashley react to see Andrew and Julia fuck?
>>491837040Double homicide+suicide
>>491837040Ashley liked to watch from the outside
>>491837040Post-quarantine? The butcher knife turns Julia into paste and Andrew will never ever live it down if he doesn't get murder-suicided via gun.
>>491836871>do people still hold out hope for a good ending?There will be, at the very least, one good/bittersweet ending. When you spend as much time as she has writing/drawing a story like this, I don't think it's possible that you wouldn't want to see them have a happy ending.
>>491836871As long as I'm getting more of this story and characters I'm all for it.And of course there's going to be a good ending, those screens are just to add some suspense while we wait for the chapter releases. Nemlei will give us an unabashedly based incestuous happy ending that will cause the meltdown of every normalfag in existance.
>>491834707What the fuck is a rojava? Is that one of them newfangled programming languages?
Perfect time for coffee.
>>491838708But it's 1 o'clock in the morning...
>>491838905It's all the same.
>>491836871>Also do people still hold out hope for a good ending? The screens I've seen seem pretty ominous.All of Nemlei's games have good endings, so I trust the siblings will have multiple happy, or at least positive, ones.
>>491838905It's 6:30 burger friend.
>>491839056Good man. A proper sleeping schedule is a psy-op by the hussy media. Rise up and sleep in!
>>491839331o7
>>491838905>>491839326It's actually 11:30 pm.
>>491838451Very based. Thank you
>>491839326Hey bong/euro friend. Every time I go to the continent, the early sunrise fucks with my sleep. There is no reason for the sun to be out that soon. How do you deal with that bullshit?
>>491828554I don't love tits, I love flat chests because anyone can have them. Boys and girls.
>>491822683Cute as fuck, I want a ??? slice of life, Nemlei pls
>>491839331>I have to be up in 5 hours to get my rabies shot and I haven't slept yetThis wouldn't have happened if I had a sister to cuddle and sleep(non-sexual) with.
wrong is you all are the time is currently being 8:35
>>491839673Okay Ivan.
>>491831971I resent the artist for not drawing Ashley's feet.
>>491839530>the early sunrise fucks with my sleepHow people are fucked up by the sun to begin with is beyond me. Just sleep through it?
>>491839673Nein, it´s 7:39!
>>491839667I also suffer a sisterless insomniac existence. Hope you can catch some Zs soon.
>>491832425Based drunkie
>>491836871Episode 4 is going to be the post timeskip good ending for Burial, showcasing Andrew and Ashley's inbred offspring in a cozy slice of life setting
>>491839996I hang a sheet over my bed like a tent lol. I'd cover my windows but I like getting some sunlight in every now and then.
It's weird. I used to love taking naps in my teens, but I just can't do it anymore. Then again, I can barely get more than 4 hours of sleep lately.
>>491840026>´-kun is Germanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNGqBDRJgvo&t=46s
Thanks anon, the silver lining is that if I die from rabies I will finally get to rest without interruption or be reborn as literally Andrew and have a cute neurotic brocon sister. I will not lose hope.
>>491839996But the sun gets in my eyes and wakes me up! I need the dark!
>>491839130I haven't played Jack in a Castle yet but none of the others have any straight up happy endings, and Coffin probably won't either. Noelle is dependent on someone she doesn't like no matter what she does. Thiu is either at peace with his melancholy or finds happiness at the cost of a premature death. Lynn kills his brother or runs away with him and (heavily implied) dies with him out in the wilderness. Eschar and Slough can either do horrible things to a Valerie or have The Void do horrible things to them. IDK what price Andrew and Ashley will pay to get away "clean" but there's sure as shit gonna be one.
>>491840571>>491840036Forgot to reply like a retard, time to leave before anons make fun of me.
>>491840671You guys need to be easier on yourself lol. Everyone does stuff like that from time to time. No need to beat yourself up over it.
I will NOT go outside
>>491840602Jack in a Castle has a few happy endings with different characters, like the secret ending with Galiathos. Candy Scabs has a happy ending where the Void is inspired by the gift to be a nicer mother-god and they're able to visit Valerie, so everyone wins. I'll give you the rest, though. I know it won't be a rom com level happy ending, but it will be a happy-for-their-circumstances ending, and that's what I count as a happy ending.
>>491840795>You guys need to be easier on yourself lol.
>>491840671Don't worry anon, I saw your reply and was just about to answer. When you put it like that, it's suddenly really tempting to go find a raccoon that's foaming at the mouth and try the isekai lottery...
>>491840795No, you don't understand! It's like forgetting to zip up your pants or putting them on backwards! It's like going outside wearing slippers or forgetting to brush your teeth! It's just humiliating even if no one makes fun of you! Th only thing worse than that is grammatical errors in your posts...
>>491840795No... the other anons will remember it and care enough to make fun of me forever.
>ThNOO FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
>>491841189That's fair. I do have minutely panic attacks when I think about the time my boss told me I missed a belt loop.
>>491841425LOOK GUYSTHIS ANON CAN'T SPELL A THREE LETTER WORDEVERYONE POINT AND LAUGH
>>491841425
>>491840872>Candy Scabs has a happy ending where the Void is inspired by the gift to be a nicer mother-god and they're able to visit Valerie, so everyone wins.I somehow never managed to get that. I'll have to replay to see it because that shit was depressing.>I know it won't be a rom com level happy ending, but it will be a happy-for-their-circumstances ending, and that's what I count as a happy ending.Fair enough, and I agree. Hell if I can think of a way to do it that doesn't put us back in bad ending territory though.>>491841189>>491840602>to a Valerieminecrafting myself after sending this post.
>>491842073Yeah, the Candy Scabs bad ending is fucking depressing. As for how the good ending will happen, and how it will manage to feel satisfying without feeling too easy/cheap, I can only trust Nemlei's plan. Don't worry about the typo. I think this thread has proved we all have a negative IQ, kek
>>491832669I don't even know what those flags mean
>>491842375Never post this again
>>491842375Always post this
>>491842375Left is /u/ (lesbian) and right is bi.
>>491842628t.roon
>>491842682we already did the "no you're a tranny" episode.
>>491842375>I don't know what country that is, but why are all the hussies from there so ugly?
>>491842787I like reruns
>>491842375The eyes bother me more than anything else.
>>491842375What is even the intention behind art like this?
>>491843219I am thing, and thing I like is also thing (in my headcanon)! I am heckin valid!
>>491842375What the hell is wrong with their noses? They look like reptilians kek. The least he could do to represent his faggotry is pick better artwork or learn how to draw.
>>491843219mental illness
>>491843219he says he drew it just to spite transfobes kek
>>491843284Whenever someone says that they are valid I can only think of SS13 and hunting valids as a greyshirt.
>>491843736Don't post these pictures of me and my reactions ever again
>>491843351When there's a billion people drawing stuff on the internet, it becomes harder to stick out from the crowd, so people do weird stuff like that as their "signature". It's like that one comic artist who draws one of the eyes floating in the air.I appreciate that people try stuff like that, but sometimes, you need to be told when something's offputting.
>>491843736Figured it was spiteful. 90% of it is lol
why thread move so fast during slow comf hours
>>491844242Just have to break the ice to get a few people talking sometimes.
Nighty night /calg/. Sleep tight. Don't let the hussies bite.
>>491844242Gotta go fast!
>>491844542Night anon
>>491844687Man, Ashley is beautiful.
>>491844542Yeah, go on get out! Nobody likes you anyway!jk Good night anon
>>491844793Waaaaaah! Anon is being mean to meeeeee!
>>491844910Shut up you dumb gremlin
>>491844910Bedtime. Now. or we'll send you to Detroit.
>>491844910Keep posting pictures of loli Ashley.
>>491845136look she's blushing
>>491845106Please, not Detroit! Anywhere but there! I'm going to bed, see? Honk shoo, honk shoo
>>491845295The fuck does "Honk Shoo" mean!? What are you a clown with down syndrome!?
>>491845415stfu anons trying to sleep!
>>491845192hnnnnnnnng
>>491845509>filename Heh
I'm sending Ashley to Detroit anyway
>>491845415It's a cartoon snore sound effect, you dope! You watch too many shitty soap operas and not enough quality TV.>>491845509THANK you! I'm trying to get some shut-eye and some big idiot brother has to get all hostile.
>>491845834Oh, I'll show you hostile alright!
>>491846043I'm going to tear you a new asshole with my teeth if you don't stop keeping me up past my bedtime!
>>491846289>LeyLey eating Andrew's arseAhahaha, my fetish!
>>491846289Don't threaten me with a good time you little skunk!
>>491842375
Dear god, I just remembered this song existed. Think it was one of the first I learned on guitar lmaohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hn4EIv1-uz0
>>491846289Dadrew needs to discipline this brat better.
>>491844010They're spiteful because no one likes them. They shit up every fandom they're apart of,.
>>491848172Dadrew should just put the brat up for adoption at this point.
>>491849384be nise
>>491849384Andrew should put adult Ashley up for adoption too
>>491849384>>491849695You both need to be put up for adoption!
>>491851423
>>491832669Renee wants to fuck Julia.Ashley wants to fuck Julia.Andrew wants to fuck Julia.She is a drug.
>>491851701>Julia
>>491851759you never tasted her
>>491851846everyone has tasted her, anonrancid fat and that "juice" that forms from rotten vegetables
I want to cook Julia into soup.
>>491851958No you don't. It'll taste awful
It's third wheel hours
is it more enjoyable to lick Renee's anus or Julia's anus?
>>491852179Why are all Coffin OC so fucking over designed? Like, goddamn sometimes less is better
>>491852179>a gypsy OCeww
>>491852380Ah, Julia truly was meant for Oji-sans
>>491852465>>491852446I was thinking it was meant to be a wiccan or something but you're probably right.
>>491852446Its a millenial/zoomer thing, they dont understand the concept of simplicity and tend to overload designs with bullshit to give it "personality". A good design can be simple and convey information about the character with little dettail, or is at leaste easily recognizable, but that takes practice and patience.
>>491852179>Romanian Hussy
>>491852848It's been happening in the east since millennial's were just kids and before zoomers were born.
>>491853080Yeah, I think it's just a human thing. You get too many ideas in your head and don't know when to tell yourself enough is enough.
>>491852932Shut your whore mouth bulangiule.
>>491852848It just looks so jarring compared to Ashley or Andrew who have fairly minimalistic designs
Julia is FAT FUCKING COW
>>491852179
>>491854267Gross
>>491854475you sound like you would enjoy an Ashley-made coffee
>>491854789>I'll take 10.
>>491851539rofl
>>491854868The hell is PDA? Like one of these?
>>491855080>I have to shove in how mexican I am
>>491854868>>491855080>Cis Male >Cis Female >dumbass sexuality meter of some sort Please, no more. This is so shit
>>491855328The Cartel of Andy and Leyley
>>491855316When I think of a PDA I think of the ones from DOOM 3.
>>491855316Public displays of affection
>>491854868Why is Romania's flag a sexuality?
>>491855316Public displays of alcoholism
>>491855741Ok now that's epic
It was all Ashley's retarded schizo delusions
>page 7dead game dead general
>page 1 alive game alive general
>>491856668Would explain the drawings.
>>491860467Ashley really is the perfect tard wife
>>491860678forgor pic
>>491860678Damn, now I need that image edited for Coffin.
>>491860771I could've sworn I've seen it before
someone make this >>491709476 the next thread OP if I'm not around before it hits limitAnd I'm gonna call that if/when a real anchor warning isn't there it will get coopted into a 4 hour circlejerking ERP session about how they owned the heckin chuds or whatever discord users say.
>>491861089If I'm still awake but I make no promises
Minimal effort. Just how I like it
Good morning /calg/!
>>491865235Go back to bed!!
>>491863240Andrew should get a leash for Ashley, she'd probably like too because it means he'll keep her close to him.
>>491865382Okay!
>>491865919Kek I love this pic
2 little angels
>>491861089I can never use discord due to their draconian policies surrounding underaged content, and I never use you favorite leftist terms due to the fact that they do not value the safety of white children, but the rest is spot on.
>>491865919Cute..
>>491869291Love forever
>>491869291Andrew is such a good big brother.
>>491869769D'aww little Beybey
>>491870126Sup
>>491870126Beybey being pronounced as Baby proves that Leyley is pronounced as Laylee
>>491870796God dammit again with this shit?
>>491870796Ummmm It's actually pronounced BeybLAYde
>>491870391Beybey is too goddamn smug lol
>>491870796Leyley is pronounced as Lulu
>>491870796I say it as lay-lay.
>>491871189KEK
>Andrew's sister likes to wake him up by straddling him.>She did this ever since they were kids.>She'd make a game of it. How quietly she could do it without waking him up?>Once, she managed to do it without waking him up, and she tickled him awake. That was fun.>In high school, things kind of changed.>Climbing quietly on top of him while he was asleep was no longer a prank. Now, she was just sneaking into his room and touching him in his sleep.>Puberty had a weird effect on her.>Feeling his ribs under his shirt with her fingertips. Putting her palm on his chest to feel it rise and fall with his breathing.>Once, when the hag already went to work, Ashley snuck in, climbed on top of Andrew, and just lay her head on his chest. She fell asleep listening to his heartbeat.>It was awesome.>Andrew stopped complaining about it by the time they were in middle school, but this one was a shock when he woke up.>They were really late for school that day. So they decided 'fuck it', and cut the whole day. They played Timesplitters together.
>>491872683Look at this smug brat!
>>491873324Cute!
>middle school>Timesplittersgiven their birth years they were probably playing MK2 in the arcades
>>491873324>>491873978
>>491873978People keep forgetting that they’re poor as fuck
>>491873978What about high school?
>>491874142Maybe Leyley used to steal games from the store
>>491874246Could she steal a whole console?
>>491873978>>491874142Fine. >They spent the day flipping through channels on stolen cable.Does that work better?
>>491874594Maybe one of the smaller ones, a gameboy wouldn't be too difficult
>>491874237they were probably still too poor to own a console but if they did then they'd be playing a bunch of burnt PS1 games given they live in PAL land
>>491874739>Leyley smashes the PS1 in a fit of gamer fueled tism rage after getting a gameover in Crash 1
>>491874739https://arch.b4k.co/vg/thread/478399438/#478446912
>>491851539
>>491874604Absolutely
>>491875541Oh god! Andrew's gotten full body gangrene from kissing that disgusting hussy!
>>491875045Kek
What does Ashley smell like?
>>491876997obnoxious and few hours worth stale sweat not enough to stank but enough that there is that human odor thing idk
>>491876997>>491877432sorry was meant to say obnoxious cologne andd few hours worth of stale sweat not enough to stink but enough that there is that human odor smell
>>491876997Ashley is a dirty NEET who doesn't bathe
>>491876997Ashley showers and takes care of her appearance.
>>491877432>>491877653Are you manic or are you underage
>>491877920esl and i have been drinking sowwy i keep getting distracted and do something else then forget where did i left my comment off
>>>491878306I'll forgive you if your kiss your sister.
>>491878408i love my cousin but she will never knwo thta
While I'm glad that this game was made in this generation and not the 2000s when everyone was trying to be edgy and no one had an ounce of self awareness, I wonder what the game could've looked like back then.Considering the themes it would've been pretty popular among teenagers.
>>491883798I'd be some flash game on new grounds made for fetishes and shock factor
>>491883798Wow I love this artstyle.I sometimes dislike being born in 2004 because I missed so much about the early Internet.
>>491885162>2004Why is there a literal toddler on this website? Go bother your mommy to buy you juiceboxes kid, don't get the mixed-fruit ones those are just peach juice mixed in with a bit of other leftover fruits. Get the orange juice ones like a normal kid. Or just get peach juice, that's pretty good too.
>>491882213What does he want?
>>491885162>2004Grim. I can't believe I share this website with people that were kids just a few years ago.Considering you were only 8 when gaming pretty much died in 2012 onward you must have had a fun time with your 'gaming era'.Hell, have you even played the original Half Life or Halo games? And no, I'm not talking remakes or rereleases.
>>491883798>I wonder what the game could've looked like back then.I've been trying to come up with a really edgy Tokyo Ghoul style post with Andrew, but it's escaping me. Something like him threatening someone for being mean to Ashley or him threatening Ashley for how she's behaving (like in 302)
>>491885162Your generation has been given the worst art styles for cartoons. I'm sorry.
>>491883798I picture something like courage the cowardly dog in my head.
>>491889501Andrew breaking half of the bones of some poor bastard because he said Ashley's drawings were stupid
>>491889501Andrew snapping someone in half for trying to ask Ashley out
>>491891174>breaking half of the bonesI don't care if it's edgy, I absolutely love that part of TG so much
>>491891584whats his excuse for this?>"He was an incel, Ashley!"
>>491891656Kek Ayato got really humbled by Kaneki, it was funny seeing him as a quiet bitch in :RE
>>491892118>sorry I thought he was trying to rape you>Ok I believe you
>>491886470Damn you turned into a virgin bitter old man kek>>491887703I played a lof of Valve games. CS 1.6, Source, Half-Life 1 & 2, GMod and TF2. Is that good?>>491889912That's so true. Luckily the Internet also works as an Archiver so I can watch the Golden Era of cartoons.
>>491892445>"Why do only rapists ask you out, Ashley! I getting sick of beating them up!"
>>491886470>Peach juiceBased oji-sanMaybe the years gave you wisdom.
>>491892857At what age? Did you just hear from older kids that those games were great?My little sister was 2005, and she hated older games because they 'looked like shit', same for kids born later.What was different with you?
>>491893157>At what age?Early-middle teen years.Before Valve games I would just play random Flash games or watch YTP videos.I discovered Valve games thanks to my parents who gave them to me because I got good grades. I really liked them. But mostly because seeing the Ragdolls flying with explosions was funny to me.
>>491892857>Damn you turned into a virgin bitter old man kekIt'll happen to you too, life is a war we all must lose.
>>491892950I really love the idea of Andrew gaslighting Ashley into believing every guy who tries to ask her out is a rapist. Andrew can go off to college knowing his dear sister is nice and celibate on the account of her screaming rape whenever a guy so much as looks at her
>>491893972And the best thing would be he would do it unconsciously
>>491893972it will backfire since ashley has fantasies about being raped
>>491893972>guys ask Ashley out>Ashley might say yes
>>491893936KEK I love that pic related.>It'll happen to you too, life is a war we all must lose.I'm going out with my older cousin. She is like a cinnamon roll.
>>491894672By Andrew
>>491894739>spoilerEnjoy it while it lasts, those kinds of things don't end well most of the time.One of my highschool classmates got caught having sex with his cousin(female) and he had to drop out, then all of his family cut him off and they got a restraining order to keep him away from her, it was even made public on social media. I don't think I ever saw the poor guy again. Whatever you do, make sure you don't get caught and never tell anyone about it, take that shit to your grave.
>>491896495>take that shit to your grave.Like the Graves family? Ah, get it?>spoilerDon't worry both of our parents know it and don't mind about it. They just don't want us to show it to strangers.She is a cousin that used to live far form us but then move closer to my home.
>>491896495wtf, who actually gives a shit about cousinfucking
>>491894672>>491895097Ashley wants lovey dovey handholding missionary sex with Andrew!
>>491897407Americans?
>>491898025Correct!
>>491897407Europeans?>Verification not required.
>>491897407every fucking normie
>>491898193Wrong! (I think)
it's hussy hate hours
>>491898489Don't look up royal intermarriage and where it was most prevalent.Someone post that pic of Ashley dressed like an European queen I don't have it on this device.
>>491899157Nasty euros. If they are not killing eachother they are having incest.
>Inbreeding happen all the time in history.>Now are told is bad because science.>But why do dick get hard?What science say?
>>491899514science say humans have an instincts that makes them not attracted to people who smell like their family
>>491899856>not attracted to people who smell like their familyBut sister smell better than not sister.Sister make dick diamonds.What science?
If Ashley went to the zoo, what would be her favourite animal exhibit?
>>491899514>What science say?It's says your a horny mentally ill idiot with a troubled childhood.
>>491903538She'd go to the kid's play area where she'll pet all the bunnies
>>491893972>"Guess what happened at school today, Andy!" Ashely chirped with a wide grin.>"What? You got detention again? You punched another girl? You made a teacher quit?">Ashley pursed her lips and put her hands on her hips. "God, why do you have to be so negative? It's good news!">"To you, two of those things WOULD be good news..." her brother muttered.>"I got a date!">Andrew paused as revulsion, anger, and sadness roiled through his gut like a brewing thunderstorm.>"Say that again?" he asked, more aggressively than he intended.>"I. Got. A. Date!" she replied cheerfully. "Would you believe no one has ever asked me before? You'd think I'd have guys breaking down my door for a piece of these awesome fat tits!">"Oh please, don't flatter yourself," Andrew scoffed. "Your personality is such a turn-off even the horniest bastard couldn't look past it.">"You're so mean to meeee!" Ashley cried, faking tears. "You're breaking my fragile little heart!">Andrew sighed and shook his head, burying the guilt already building up in his heart. She'd played this card a thousand times. Get it together.>"But that's okay!" His sister continued suddenly, smirking. "I don't need Andy's approval anymore. I have a new beau who will treat me like a princess.">Oh, right. He'd been distracted from the main issue. Who could possibly be dumb enough to ask out HIS sister?>"His name's David. He's pretty cute, and he has some serious balls to ask me out, so I think he's worth a try. We'll see if he survives my many trials!" she laughed, pretending as if she was a sphinx tasked with leading mortal men to their doom. Not far off, honestly. >...Shit. He asked that question out loud? "Are you seriously saying yes? You're going to date some man you don't know anything about?">Ashley looked puzzled. Andrew couldn't tell if it was genuine or another facade.>"What do you mean? You date someone to get to know them, idiot."
>>491904010>"Yeah, but... you've never shown interest in dating before. You always push other people away and call them all sorts of names. One rando showed up and you're suddenly head over heels for him? I don't buy it, Ashley.">Andrew was getting worked up now. "You always say I'm too busy with hussies and floozies and whatever-the-fuck, and that we never spend enough time together, but now you want to waste all your free time with some stranger? Just because he's handsome? You don't even know if he's safe. He could be a drug dealer, or a woman beater. Christ, he could be a rapist! What if he wants to use you for sex, and then dump you as soon as he's got his fill?! What if he forces himself on you and puts his filthy fucking paws all over you, and I'm not there to stop him?! Do you have any idea what thoughts go through these dumb asshole's heads? Men are always thinking about sex, sex, sex, all the time. There is no way in hell his interest is genuine!">By this point, Andrew had his hands flung in the air and shoulders hunched in frustration. He had unconsciously stepped closer to Ashley, who was staring at him like he'd grown three heads.>"Boys are pigs! All of them! Don't fuck around with them and get your heart broken, or worse! How could you be so naive and stupid?! Do I have to hold your hand through every single decision, even at this age?!" He purposefully ignored how much he reveled in the control he had over his dumb, innocent Ashley, who took every word he said to heart.>Trying to wrestle back some control, Ashley forced a laugh. "Jesus, did you sleep on the wrong side of the bed? And you call call me emotional! Fine, I won't fucking date him. He's probably lame and gay, anyway.">She pouted and made her way over to the bedroom door to grab some food from the kitchen, but she paused to look over her shoulder on her way out.>"You don't have to go on a tirade just to say you loooooove meeeeee, Andy. I love you too!"
>>491904196>She winked. "Since you admit you're such a horn dog, just ask next time you're pent up. We'll bang okay?">A flying pillow whacked the door just a second after she closed it.>Now alone, Ashley blushed furiously and played with the hem of her shirt. He sounded so possessive. Maybe... maybe Andy really DID love her as much as she loved him? Was it wrong to hope, just a little?(99% sure I wrote something just like this before with a near-identical prompt, but you're getting another one, because this shit is my bread and brother. I mean, butter.)
>>491904010>>491904196>>491904394Good stuff, we need more possessive Andrew
>>491904719In Nemlei I trust. Chapter 3 WILL show us Andrew's unfiltered obsessive siscon feelings and make Ashley the happiest sister on earth.
>>491904010>>491904196>>491904394Now this is the good stuff
>>491695509One of my sisters is in her 30s and does not speak to my side of the family and the other is 5 years old. I like the incest route, but I don’t think that I would pursue a relationship with a sister of mine even if she was around my age.
>>491903538The apex predators, like bears and lions, because they're both cute and deadly ("they're literally me!").>>491903889Also this. She would giggle and point at the rabbits and say, "look at the little bunnies, Andy!" like a child. Andrew wouldn't be able to decide if it was sweet or embarrassing.
>>491905190>inceldrew
>>491904719>>491905836Glad you enjoyed!
Drew something last night. Was trying to learn perspective lol
>>491908265That looks lovely
>>491908265Kino
>>491908265Comfy
>I lost a bet. I gotta ask Andrew's weird clingy sister out on a date.>Whatever, not like she'll say yes.>She says yes.>Uh oh.
For the anon that wanted a greentext about this image>Leyley was wandering around in the woods after school one day>"Stupid Andy wants to go hang out with his stupid friends. I bet he's meeting some floozy too, I hate him." Leyley ruminated in her thoughts as she wandered around.>"It's no fun throwing rocks at the deer by myself, sometimes they get scary">"... R sOuL..." came a voice >"Huh? What was that">"sOul...UrN...arOu-">"I can't hear you, asshole! Speak up, bitch!">Finally, the voice came through clearly. "LoOk Up!">Leyley did as the voice commanded, and looked up. There, just above her head, was ???, resting on a branch>"What do you want? I don't have any money!" she said>"TaR SouL... I hAVe coMe to mEet yoU. You ArE... exCepTiONal...">"What's a 'tar soul'? Is that one of those words Andy says I'm not allowed to say? He's stupid like that. >"HuMAn, yoU aRe SpECiaL. I wiSH to MaKe a pACt. GrAnT mE OFferinGs, ANd I sHaLL graNt yOu wHAt yOu DEsire">"Really? Whatever I want? Can you kill that bitch that Andrew hangs out with?">"iF tHe oFFeRing Is sUffiCieNt">...>...1/2
>"Okay! Lets make a pact!">"StRanGE HUman, aRe yoU NOt sCAreD of Me?">"Huh? Why would I be?">"VeRY goOD, I wAs RIghT to ChoOse yOU">"Anyway, come down from that tree. If I'm not home soon my bitch mom gets mad at me 'cause there's a local curfew">"VeRy WeLL">??? descended from the tree, floating into Leyley's arms>"Woah, I can't tell if you're soft or not, uh whatever you are">"I aM A dEMon BEYond HuMAn comPRehEnsioN.">"Whatever you say">So, Leyley took ??? home. The strange looks from passers by didn't even register to her at all, she was too excited about her new pet>"Wait a minute Demon. What do you eat? Mom is too much of a cheap bitch to buy pet food and Andy's allowance can't cover that.">"ThiS fOrM iS Not a TrUE TemPoRaL sTruCTure. It DoEs nOt ReQUiRe suSTeNanCe">"Neat! Anyway, were home">Leyley opened the door to her house and immediately groaned. Andy wasn't home and Dad was still at work, meaning she was stuck with Mom again>"Shit, this is going to suck. Hey Demon, I don't suppose you could make my mom less of a bitch, could you?">"iF thE ApProPrIAte RiTuAl iS PerFOrMEd'>"What?! You never mentioned a ritual! I just thought I'd have to give you the neighbors dog or something. This is a ripo-">"Ashley! What the hell are you holding!"2/3 (counting is hard)
>Mom walked out of her bedroom and spotted Ashley in the doorway holding ???>"Aw fuck, she spotted us. Hey Mom, this is Mr. Demon! He said he would be my pet">"Ashley, two things. First, we are NOT having a pet, the landlord will increase our rent. Second, you still haven't told me what that fucking THING is!">"WE are not having a pet! He's MINE! And he said he doesn't need food or anything!">"Ashley Graves, you are not unilaterally bringing into MY home something without even telling me what it is">"iT SeEMs ThIS HuMAn HAs A moRE ApPrOprIAte reACtiOn">"IT FUCKING TALKS?! WHY DOES IT SOUND LIKE THAT?! ASHLEY, FOR THE LAST TIME, WHAT IS THAT FUCKING THING?!">"MOM, HE'S MR. DEMON!!! HE ALREADY SAID HE WANTED TO BE MY FRIEND AND IT'S MY DECISION! YOU NEVER LET ME DO ANYTHING!"Not really sure how to end this. I guess Mom tries to seize ??? and he ends up killing her? Make up your own ending, I guess.
>>491909273Renee calls fucking PETA. The agents refuse to take ??? away and she somehow ends up arrested and Leyley stays with ???.
>>491909063>>491909167>>491909273Cute, i pet Ashley would give it a cutesy name like snuffles
>>491908265Looks about right as a wide angle rectilinear shot.
>>491908265>Mom!! leyley not wearing her seat belt!
>>491899856Wrongwe evolved to pass on our genes, and in order to not just lose 50% of your genes whenever your reproduce you should be banging your relatives
>>491843736I was bored and decided to fix this.
>>491914549>can’t even spell marxismanon…
>>491914549I'd find it quite amusing if someone managed to shove in Israel v. Palestine into this game. Just imagine the siblings chanting "from the river to the sea".Also, trans men specifically are good. It is nothing but admirable to try to better yourself.
>>491914549All the stuff in the bottom half are prime reddit topics, wont be surprised if all of them were mentioned in the subreddit for some bizarre reason.
>>491915868I care for the troons braindead commentary so little I couldn't hit the r hard enough
Every day I thank St Nemlei for giving us Ashley feet. Now if we'd just get a better angle of the soles...
>>491915926>Also, trans men specifically are good. It is nothing but admirable to try to better yourselfThere's nothing good about willingly choosing to become a below average manlet, see Elliot Page
>>491893157Nta, but i grew up on somewhat poor and really appreciated old games my shitty potato pc could run.
>>491917157Well there's the second part, someone trying to better themselves but failing because they literally have no balls appeals greatly to my sensibilities.
I miss my wife anons...
>>491917617I also miss Anders...And even the little monkey pet thing that sleeps in Anders' room...
>>491917617I’ve come to make an announcement: Mr. Grave's a bitch ass motherfucker! He pissed on my fucking wife.
good night calg, i hope i dream about licking ashley's soles
>>491919935Good night anon. I hope you dream about a better fetish.
I just made another nonsensical drawing of Andy, but I threw it away instead of posting it. Where's my thank you, shotaphobe?
>>491920003actually no i'll stay up to tell you that you're a faggot. what is wrong with the skin on a woman's body, huh?
>>491920472Thank you.
This is what Andrew had to endure every day during puberty
>>491908265It’s pretty great anon!
>>491920597Feet are the weirdest fucking thing on a human body. They creep me out and I hate being near them. I can't explain it rationally.
>>491921239For me it's >Boobs>Ass>Tummy>Neck>Collarbones>Back>LegsFeetfags are so boring
>>491921239It’s because they’re always touching the ground
>>491921239You can't explain it rationally because the reason isn't very rational; your reaction to the existence of foot fetishes has made you offended by feet by themselves. There is literally nothing wrong or weird about the very things we stand on this Earth with.
>>491921042>>491921042>>491921042>>491921042Bake d'nouveau
>>491921562I think you might be right. I don't know that I'll ever overcome this revulsion, but at least I can now explain it.
>>491908503>>491908531>>491908882>>491910091>>491920912Thank you anons! Saw a couple little things that were bothering me so here's a higher res version. Won't look much better>>491910907Happy? :P
>>491922573Don’t listen to him he’s trying to convert you into accepting his disgusting fetish
>>491923172Yeah dude skin is disgusting. Anyway how much anal is in your search history?
>>491923140Awesome! I love the perspective and how you can see Andrew's arm in the corner. This really feels like a flashback scene that could be in the game.
>>491923140I cant spot the differences right off the bat (besides the seatbelt) so you did well the first time.
>>491921447>m.jpg>shit tastepottery>>491923140Yeah what the other Anon said about perspective is on the money. Love the way the roof wraps around, it really makes you feel boxed in like you're in a coffin. Was the ghost trick file name a reference to the DS game?
>>491920472Fuck you.
>>491924680Kek
>>491923631>>491923471Thank you!>>491923686>Was the ghost trick file name a reference to the DS game?Yeah, but it was just something that popped up in my head haha
>>491923686Feet is a very pedestrian fetish. It walks the razor's edge of abnormality and footfags act like they're fucking pariahs having to cross the Red Sea because they were exiled from Egypt. Feet are boring, you literally have a mental dysfunction which causes you to sexualize them where everyone else is utterly ambivalent about them.
>>491923332None, because women disgust me
>>491926562How did you end up in this sister kisser thread?
>>491923686>feetfag>calling anyone tastelessUpvoted!
>>491929213I am literally thiu
>>491916970
Hussoids create nothing, they corrupt everything. Delusional fools with feeble blood and weak seed seeking to drag everyone down with them like crabs in a bucket.
>>491935247>Sleeves attached to nothingHussy fashion might be even more retarded than hussies themselves!
>>491939197>more retarded than hussiesIs such a thing even possible?
>>491935247I'm here to do the Devil's business
>>491940028>I'm here to do the Devil's businessWhere I'm from we just call it heroin.
>>491940693I'd inject Julia straight into my veins
