Previous bonfire: >>491327282FAQ before posting, if you're new:https://rentry.org/dsgfaqPlayer activity data for DaSR:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1du9oQ_kHDeORYPNcb_Izv0jRekZMnj4Kjc8t8KoPChY/editPlayer activity data for DaS2 SOTFS:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1TGXXXIiBmRy1M3cuRNXuez4ZfgzvEjP66I4dx2fZxXg/editPlayer activity data for DaS3:https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1hutKL6K4m2SmfPEsBriiHFcsPIRFaL_JQs2xV5z-Jrc/editThe ArchivesA repository of lore documents, interviews, art and more about FromSoftware games and other miscellaneous stuff:https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/1MsqQvo7nQGzeifTMbAV5e0gL-5hshof_Character planners, gameplay information, online tips, etc. for Demon's Souls, Dark Souls, Bloodborne, Sekiro, Elden Ring, and King's Field:https://docs.google.com/document/d/18E8bdTK-2ODVaemrFF-v6WEDjV0htlpUOvi9lWABbM0/pub
sad
>>491682130DaS doesn't make any sense, we didn't get Demon's Souls 2
>>491682130
>>491682349Wdym?
I hate disney slop
For the anon who said i was lying about demons souls invasions. Tried to make a webm of this but the shitty converter website kept giving me errors. https://files.catbox.moe/wmuz58.mp4Let me know if you want more.
im taking a huge ds2 rn poopeepiep
>>491683796bro... go to the rentry in the OP and download a proper webm converter
>>491683796Why are you playing as a woman?
also you didn't even plague or de-level him
>>491683909Fuck you watch the thing on catbox it will be better quality anyway
>>491684276don't use webm websites!
>>491684076My lower level builds are all female and my higher level builds are all male, gendered armor is the reason, i actually like it, you cant have it all on one character, but generally females get better light armor options and males get better heavy armor options.
>>491684513>gendered armor is the reason, i actually like it
>>491684832idiot
>>491684832>"you cant have it all on one character">*schizo hallucinations triggered*
>>491684958Do you like wearing women's clothes too?
>>491685147acquire reading comprehension
>>491684832sus dark women not very woman actually dark souls women
>>491684076>>491685147Poopa and Grass taught us to embrace our feminine aspects
FC when?
no fc until the next patch hop on 2fort
>>491686994>hop on 2fortAnother DaS2 nickname?
>>491687174...Yeah
>>491687174Uhhhh.....yeah yeah
>>491687174yup...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOYz8jkrqv0new slopthrones vid on infusion changes
>>491687778Huh, they are still working on it?
thoughts on int/fth cs:s
>>491688045Huh, yeah? did you think that they'd cease development after dropping a demo o algo.>>491688153you already know the answer
>>491688191I don't....
>>491686994
>>491688298terrible!!!!
>>491682130Best King
>>491688547god damn onyun k***ht they should buff charge forth :(>>491688790talon combos your balls off
I wanna replay DS3 but man that game is ugly as shit
>>491685652neither of those things are women they are posers dark souls 2 is the best one
https://files.catbox.moe/goyzle.mp4I love it when they realize theres nothing they can do and just an hero
>>491690426why was nobody doing any damage
>>491690971Scraping spear does durability damage to armor and weapons, i deliberately keep my dex under the requirement so i can hit the host as many times as possible to break their stuff effectively disarming them. His claymore was probaly just not upgraded well or maybe poorly built character, i dunno. I could have taken northern regalia out and one shot him any time but this is more fun.
>>491690426catbox takes forever to buffer, manunwatchable for me
>>491691602Good thing they removed weapon durabilty in ER
i hate how the remake makes your character grunt after doing literally anything. >>491691808they removed it in 3 by making it impossible to naturally break anything that isn't the repeating crossbow or frayed blade.
pre-nerf acid svrge...
>>491683623
>>491694653That dlc patch for dark souls 1 was heartbreaking, dark wood grain ring, all elemental weapon infusions, and like you mentioned acid surge all got gutted, sad. But on the other hand, dark bead was fun to 1 shot people with so it goes both ways.
>>491687778that demo was so disappointing the only thing it had going is that it looked pretty so the rest of the mod will be crap i thinkconvergence reigns supreme
ds3 acid surge prepatch i hate miyzaki so much oh god i hate him so muchso fkin muchohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
broken lapp /fa/ is gone
just use ce and shatter your gear...
>>491691602i know it does durability damage but i didn't know it did literally zero hp damage
>>491699894it doesn't literally do zero damage
>>491700006i know i have shitty eyesight, but even on that backstab i don't see the host's health bar move. i guess that's the effect of staying under the reqs to use it? the lengths pvpkeks will go to in order to make up for not having any joy in their life lol
>>491700257It does like 2 or 3 damage and maybe 4 or 5 with a backstab
how about i break my own mind with acid surge miyazaki how do you like me now asshole fag
acid urns your third dragon
thats why i have 600 honest third dragon rings and 900 honest gowers rings in my inventory at all times die die imewoemwmoemwe
puts on minotaur and high heelsblock this stick
>>491701909can you please step on my cock with your high heels?
>>491702027no
im so happy i quit ds2 pvp so i never have to see that fucking garbage ever again minotaur high heels might be worse than black lapp gnome
>>491702134very unfortunate
Forlorn has acid blood
>>491702251it's a good thing that ringworms don't know about pinecone lion
>>491703670pine lion doesn't even come close to bull witch
Fresh out of the oven, did this about 15 minutes ago.https://files.catbox.moe/ikjt4h.mp4
>>491703670IT SUCKS
>>491702562xenomorphforlorn :(
>>491703814is the remake still active?
>enough poise to tank every small weapon that you can't reaction roll>high ele res to fuck over casters>light rolls and stam recovery ds2 was FUCKED in a good way
>>491704950I dont know how they have the reigons split up but mine is pretty active at the right time (evening and night) and the right level (anything below 60) and the right areas depending on level.
>>491704713wrongie
ye mit
fort,knight
horse,but hole
>>491706551
Mist,Or beast
'pa can you write a greentext story about this
>>491683796>Tried to make a webm of this but the shitty converter website kept giving me errors.install ffmpeg and follow the steps in two-pass herehttps://trac.ffmpeg.org/wiki/Encode/VP9
it's cool how 90% of eldog pvp comes down to "did you level vigor to 60?"
>>491726771niggorlevel vigorto get biggor
>>491726771Would you prefer it to be raised passively with leveling, like defense?
>>491677326>>491678714this has never happened
>>491726771
when the rl70 has more hp than the rl162
>>491734212It do be like that sometimes
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
when i see elden ring
it has been 73 threads since the last god1 pvp webm
>>491739462false
>>491739462>73 threads sinceDid you count this manually?
bills for this feelhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpVNNC52Q_o
On this day 30 years ago Dark Souls was releasedHow does that make you feel?
>>491744064>30 years agoI feel lied to
>>491744064>>491744218It just feels that long because you hd to suffer through DS2
>>491744594That just shows that DS2 had the most replayability. Time flies when you enjoy it.
truthnuke that 2haters cannot refute without petty & biased insults
>>491744594>>491744734The flow of time is convoluted
>>491744734>Time flies when you enjoy it.It's literally the opposite though.
how come fth caster is turbo boring dogshit in slurm
>>491746423Pest ThreadsDiscus of LightBurn O Flame?
fth casting is only fun if you're running a hybrid build. otherwise it's just the bread and butter light spell spam + large nuke fireball over and over again.
>>491747074one of the few good spellsgarbagegarbage
honestly, int/fth caster might be better than pure fth caster now
>>491747352For a 3 FP spell, Discus of Light is quite good
discus is solidly average
its shit retards it doesnt stun in pvp
yea that's why it's not above average. i wouldn't call it unusable tho.
ensha uses body type Bwhat did fromsoftware mean by this?
>>491749279He aspired to become a Mother of Fingers himself
that was tranimura's decusion
my stomach hurts
play some vanilla god2 to relax
>>491749279ZAMN xullie looks like that?!
>>491749279no wonder she's edgy
>>491749279erm... is ensha a pooner?
>>491750241good idea..
ring of giants+2 is evil
>>491756034no, it's not
>>491757416hmmm
>>491749279Uh, let's just assume that any info that requires datamining is not canon.
>>491757416>30 poise for 5 tanimurasyes, it is
dsg be like >rl125 err I mean 139 is all you need for a completed build anything above is stat bloateddsg also be like >yes I will use a glitch that gives me 13 free levels in a casual fc because I NEED more stats
you are all hypocrites
haha check out my rl125 (actually 190) bill
>>491759916Raising your level will also gradually increase your overall defensive stats, in addition to the bonuses provided by the stats you're increasing.Physical Defense (and VS Slash/Strike/Pierce Defense), Magic Defense, Fire Defense, Lightning Defense, Holy Defense: +0.4 Defense per Level from Level 1 to 71 +1 Defense per Level from Level 72 to 91 +0.21 Defense per Level from Level 92 to 161 +0.03 Defense per Level from Level 162 to 713Immunity, Robustness, Focus, Vitality: +0.2 Resistance per Level from Level 1 to 71 +1 Resistance per Level from Level 72 to 111 +0.3 Resistances per Level from Level 112 to 161 +0.03 Resistances per Level from Level 162 to 713Just go for RL161, like Miyazaki intended.
she's a milf grade slut
>>491760915>>491760975>>491760851>>491760812>>491760625>>491760017new rl161 meta?? geeproved
rl161 mandatory 99 vig + rune arc seamless fc
a.k.as fuckable f aggot
>>491761046RL161 is the most objective meta, especially after getting all those runes from the DLC.
you stopped being an honest to God pvper the moment you changed starting gear, spells and leveled upi'd kill myself out of shame if i were (You)
little bit of god2 to cleanse the ergie slime
just fought 3 people all with endure pata spamming rr1 with leda armor on
>>491762860did u rape em
yeah but didn't 'ebm it i forgor
they must not be pierce fist pros if they only spammed rr1
>>491695007Do mauler fans really?
>>491760915I kinda like it
>>491767952You can't like something that doesn't exist
Day 2 of fighting the Nameless King. I am starting to get fed up with him. This fight goes on for waaaaay too long and you mistime one roll, he combo-stunlocks you to death and I am back to square one. He's either resistant to virtually everything, or I am using a wrong weapon, because this is getting ridiculous.
https://youtu.be/EGs_mv5ShVYnew 'ullie
>>491769351noijomh
>>491770954what are you even TRYING to say
>>4917713371337 woahoh yeah what i was t rying to say was that zullie video fucking sucked dick give me back my five minutes bitch
>>491769280post build
>>491772689Why bother, it's not like you could have used that time productively in the first place
>>491773095I could've been pooping right now
So, real question.... who is Zanzibart? And when we will se his debut in a Fromsoftware game?
>>491772689guh
>>491773783You poop every time you open your mouth
>>49177307645 DEX, +10 sharp sellswords.Enough information?
>>491774431nigga you're using THE easy mode weapons how tf is this hard for you. are you hitting the wyvern's feet and then instantly dying to the second phase?
>>491774291fuck i need to poo p now>>491774220retarded creature
>>491774643The wyvern's piss easy. It's the Nameless King himself that's the problem. I can't find the opening to an attack and can't figure out the timing of his constant stab attacks. That also have some weird hitbox that gets me even if I rolled to the side.
>>491775006have you tried rolling towards him
>>491775124Yes. He catches me with a stab attack.
>>491775006just roll into him and don't roll early. you should be able to get plenty of l2s in.
>>491774842do NOT call her that she looks very cool and dapper in that
>>491775190Roll better.
>>491775290stupid ass bothersome creature
>>491775230I'm doing exactly that. I usually get 3/4ths of the way until he finally catches me with one of his attacks that almost always opens me up for another stab, and I am dead.That's why this boss is so frustrating. He has too much health and no room for error.
Is this dude doing nothing but L1ing and rolling
>>491775770post your vig and armor... it's not like he's meant to one-shot you
>>49177636030 VIG and Mirrah set. I don't know what else to tell you.
>decent counter str>high durability Why did they make the longsword so good
>>491776741yuo suck...
Should be midday time for NA now. Any of you lads down to fc?
no patchno fc
raise your paw if you want to fc with the RL167 light roll golem
>>491780935None of those things are true lol
>>491780935Should've kept it at 161
would you guys hate me for making a 161 hexer
just make a rl802 everythinger at that point
can i get a list of grafters so i know who to block before we fc
what's a grafter
anyone who won't wear an imp is probably a grafter and needs to be blocked
what if i make erden ringbut good
It's still 1/4 unless you guys just wanna do it another time
>>491780935>3>>491780807>>491780575make a nice webm
>>491782921Post the screenshot to draw more attention.
>>491782921It's probably not happening today >>491783387no webms either
>>491783576uhhhds 2 webm
>>491783660you really want me shield poke some poor pver?
>>491783831no nvm dont do that
>>491784013Sigh
>>491783526I did post a screenshot just not of the queue up screen, I guess i'll do that next timeBut it doesn't matter anyway now it's been 30 mins and no one joined
>>491784218dont sigh at me wtf
i'm taking an extended elden ring break until the next patch. gonna cook up an arc bill in the meantime.
>cooking a buildyou're not taking a break
there's a difference between playing around in a planner and actually using my bills.
zaki deserves a wet finger in his ear for ruining fth arc and int arc
>>491787850Still better than pure arc, why do we have that stat again?
>>491788669Luck, adaptability, charisma...There's always some gimmick stat
occult and blee are good doe retard
int arc more like rtuggihtguymrreeim beossorruwms dark s oh ks 2 is smthe worst fucjing game everrisb
>>491780935Also to clarify i'm rl160, european, and as per request from the previous fc i'm medium rolling. Do not randomly make stuff up out of nowhere
>>491792563i dont blieve u
>>491793139No lies here
arc builds are insanely good now. you are not ready for occult milady on a poison setup.
does creamapi work on dark souls 3 dlc? i have ringed city but don't want to buy ashes/wait for it to go on sale
no
>>491796334creamwhat
>>491797509creampie ur mom lol
>>491799630haha me too>>491797509
>>491799630lok
>>491800237pis of
>>491800850gghhhhgggfdddvv
>>491682130In Dark Souls II, if I just want to use Pyromancies as a side arm for a melee build should I infuse my weapon with Fire or keep it normal? And is there any real benefit to having like 10 or 15 points in Int and Faith, or should I put those points somewhere else (started as an Explorer so that would be 20/30 levels total).
>>491802101normal is fine
>>491802101Pyromancies aren't free like DS1
mundane bill
mundane bill sounds like the name of a lame superhero
>coolest looking spell imaginable>needs 55 int or a shit ton of spices to even use itreeeeeeeeeeestill way more fun than ds3, going back and playing ds2 is
>>491803451I know that, I want to know how much to invest. When I started the game they didn't feel worth it at all, but now that I have stats to spend and some of the good spells I want to try them again.
>>491809476Which crown is that >>49180973920/20 or 30/30
is it cheating to run the crown of the old iron king on a caster
noyou're giving up some good helms for it
>>491809476i like pwning pvers with it
>>491809476Where's your spontoon/mace
visions of peak...
how is everyone such shit at explaining how the moveset swap works in dark souls remastered
>>491814056dog
>>491816903Wrong.
last /erg/ fc was 2 weeks agohow are things looking like here
like 5 days ago
aight thanks
>>491817876>>491817928>>491818321>>491816964fuck me bro i aint even care bro elden ring fucking sucks cuh see if i care mane
are you serious dark souls 2? might as well tell me to go nail my ballsack to a a wall one fucking drop of estus for healing great thanks dickwad now ill do my best to kill 30000000 hollows in order go anywhere with 1 jello cup of estus and fucking pop rocks for healing and my gun breaks after i kill like 10 people dark souls 1 was so good now i have to play this game i hope dark souls 3 isnt shit and i hope that demon souls is good
>>491817876those guys actually fc? i thought they just talked about porn and dumb lore shit all day
i used to fc with erg but i haven't booted up any souls game in a hwile
>>491819519maybe just be good at the game bro idk
>>491819519skill issue the game pukes liifegems on you>>491819721They have primo shitnet
the shrine handmaid in ds3 is the emerald herald
ER is just Dark Souls 2 2Radahn is a rip off of VengarlPromised Consort is a rip off of those giants in Harvest Valley
about a month or maybe more ago i asked in one of these fromsoft/darksouls generals if visions of escaflowne (one of miyazakis dream game inspirations) was any good and was told it's mecha slopbut it's actually really good, u guys should check it out
>>491821310>Promised Consort is a rip off of Pontiff Sulyvahn, Owl. ER standard enemies, Death Knights, Twin Princes, and Vengarl
>>491822123I actually don't know Pontiff's moveset since he often just dies instantly from getting his first attack parried
https://www.twitch.tv/witnake'nake is live at tiff
>>491822123I must pity Radahn. He has rode his horse for so long that his standing posture is affected.
>>491823668he's got some child-bearing hips. maybe that's how miquella was reborn as a god.
>>491821332escaflowne (the show) is a decent watch, the animation anmd artystyle are bebaubutitgrootiful, there's a butt ton of fucking dropped plot points lmao and pretty typical love triangle shit, but its still overall a prttty top tier mecha anime of its time because of how enjoyable it is, likable characters, cool mechs, great OP song.the movie is also beautiutful but it tries to pack waaay way way way too much shit into like 90 minutes of animation which doesn't work out.. and there's like one big mech fight in the movie and it's hoently pretty underwhelming, the suit up scene is the best part.. also they made all the characters kinda different. i actually like the idea of depressed hitomi but the movie storywise really isn't that interesting ompared to the show, and that's what u get for trying to fucking stuff your AU more mature escaflowne into 90 minutes. still worth watching if u like animation.Honestly i don't remember too many like fantasy mech shows-- probably because i haven'ted watched that many, but also i dont think there are too many out theredunbine is like the og isekai fantasy mech anime if u like shit made by old man who made gundamand there's panzer world galient like a year afterand then there's magic knight rayearth and then there's escaflowne uhhhhhh i never read or watched five star stories, but I always assumed it was fantasy/mecha
>Greatest medium shield in DS3, used by almost every player, is Vendrick's shieldTanimura won.
Vendrick fucked Gwyn
>>491823797thanks for the list, i'll keep it in mindi haven't watched the escaflowne movie but i think i willthe only jarring plot point for me was the whole dilandau twist at the end and the dog nigga, that felt rushed. what other stuff did you have in mind?
>character design clearly has breasts and is skinny>shitty translators call her a him because the japanese description of her soul uses a neutral pronounI hate when they do this shit
>>491825903the older stuff is hard to watch if you're not used to the way characters speak and the older animation style desu.also yeah dog nigga and dilandau were kinda just thrown at the viewer iirc lmao.>>491826965btwim a gender netrual soul type b body
>>491826965that's literally a dude, thoughever. go look up the designer interview.
>>491826965>>character design clearly has breastsBlind mfer
How important is the dark world/white world tendency on Demon Souls PS3? Should I save edit a game to force full dark world for extra content or its not needed? First time playing btw.
>ds2 remake>ac sloppa>Spellbound (lol)>something completely different what is FS working on
https://www.twitch.tv/hakrishtpickle hakresht is live at tiff
>>491830180armoed core sloppa floppa 6 no answer entire team has retired and is smoking crack only the indians are working on the game edition
>>491831125
i would shoot ropes if they announced a god2 remake
i will catch with them with my mouth and then drink it all up >:3 yummy protein
>>491827893It clearly does
throne watcher is a dfc woman
throne watcher is just designed to look androgynous, which is why the armor is shaped like that and has a lotta cloth. the dude who designed him wanted to have a gwyndolin-esque character.
english is the only translation where watcher is referred to as malethe japs made her a woman
the japs didn't refer to any gender in either of the soul descriptions doe. plus you can't refute my statement of watcher being gwyndolin2.
yes i canobservethrone watcher isn't gwyndolin2
yeah that's just headcanon, lil bro
>>491836651…
Throne Watcher also has child bearing hips
that's just cuz his legs are spaced out
next from game will have no hardswapping
good
i have come to the conclusion that remove weapon parries during hitstun would not matter in slurm because of the hitstun system paired with the new attack speeds/blog
>>491839613fatty>>491840834>>491841164hmmm true
I tried that one staff that lets you cast incants and sorceries, and the utility is not worth the damage loss. Your spells just do less damage than a single sword dance now.
>>491843332lol
>>491843514What's so funny bitch.
Guys I've only shredded DS2 and DS1 (Vanilla and Patched), I don't get what the problem is with Enemy Placement once you learn you can try any wacky approach. At first you're going to fuck yourself? Yes, especially without a guide. But PVE is braindead easy, especially DS1 with poise that trivializes everything.
>>491852328They can add Mickey too, since he's public domain now
Playing Lies of P with a rapier ruined Souls games for me. I can't enjoy dodge-rolling anymore after the fun of constantly being on the offensive by landing stabs in between perfect-blocking the bullshit combo attacks of the boss.
>>491852328I will never understand the appeal of kingdom hearts. Who the fuck are these games for?
>>491854540Is it better than Bloodborne?
>>491854923Some people like crossovers
>>491854923People who hate jews, like me. Literally every single aspect of the franchises original characters is redpilled and anti jewish.
>>491854939Can't say as I haven't played BB due to not having a console, but aesthetically it looks better. Might be slightly worse in terms of exploration tightness.
>>491856273Elden Ring's open world made me appreciate honest linearity more
Doesn't Silver Knight Ledo conclusively prove that gods/lords/nonhumans can become undead outside "that doesn't count" scenarios like Gwyn setting himself aflame? He invades you as a red, that should mean he's an undead like the player.
bro this is the pvp general
>>491854939Lies of P is very good but it does have one huge problem with the gameplay: you need to get off a fully charged R2 to perform a riposte after an enemy's posture meter fills. This is INCREDIBLY frustrating because when the bosses enter their gigantic Sekiro combos, there oftentimes just isn't an opportunity to do it so you're stuck with your dick in your hand watching the bar go back down like a cuck. Pretty much everything about Lies of P is a straight upgrade to BB and Sekiro, in that it merges the two combat systems pretty seamlessly in a way that complements both. But the way they handle ripostes is just fucking bad, it's so goddamn annoying.
>>491864372Well, there's the Nameless King that looks quite hollow
>>491864372Invading is limited to undead?
>>491867931I always presume so, it's a side effect of undeads phasing in and out of parallel worlds and shit because fire doesn't work for them properly anymore.>In Lordran, the flow of time is distorted, and the White Sign Soapstone allows Undead to assist one anotherSame fundamental mechanic just hostile instead of friendly
>>491865828There's ambiguity over whether he really counts as a hollow, versus just being super fucking old, because he doesn't take bonus damage from the hollowslayer GS
>>491868412Doesn't really exclude normies.You could easily argue that it only mentions undead because that's the relevant info for the player.
>>491868597>because he doesn't take bonus damage from the hollowslayer GSDoes Ledo?
>>491868814you can't invade in hollow form either way so it would say nothing>>491868813I dunno about that, undeads being the ones uniquely capable of parallel world travel seems pretty central to a lot of stuff in the universe making sense, like why can't O&S summon each other from parallel worlds to gank you like how you can summon Tarkus to fight himself and other goofy shit like that. I guess you could make the argument that non-undeads can summon and be summoned but then a lot of other narrative stuff breaks
>>491869190>narrative stuff breaksI don't think you should take it that seriously, not with that precision at least. Like why the "hologram" of GigaOrnstein drops his soul in DS1?
>>491869475Same reason why the Iron Golem drops a soul even though it's a bot. I always assumed that the real Ornstein donated his soul to make the fake and was walking around hollow from that point forth. Is that a cope for a lazy retcon lore? Yes. But you also can't prove me wrong.
>>491869632>Iron Golem drops a soulIt's called "Core of an Iron Golem", thoughApparently, it's slightly different
>>491870404The description does say that it's a soul, though, it's just that it's the soul of nobody important so it only matters cuz it's the golem's core. My cope headcanon is that DS1 ornstein is essentially the same thing.
moose approved fire knight+prelate belly
>>491872496Where?
>>491872729https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp9fUYXXm08
who
>>491872825Aight
is there any greatsword with an overhead slam 2h r2 or is that only on 1h r2s
>>491875093nope, 1h only
wrong, flamberge and marais has 2hr2 slam
>2 shit weaponsyou really got me also flamburger has the sweep 2hr2
flamberge doesn't even have a 1h slam r2 lol
I just got double arrowed by the falconers...
[Good News] Zullie Ate Some Sour Jelly Beans
and people still accuse zullie of not being a woman...
>>491880129I dont care about the activites of troons. Please kill yourself or at least stop posting, troon worshipping faggot.
>>491880129so that's what he buys with 200k a month salary from YouTube
>>491881142Or to put it more lightly>>4918801293a. Nobody cares about e-celebs, except to make fun of them. We're here to play and talk about the game itself, not join some Literal Who's cult of personality.3b. If you must talk about e-celeb content, keep it pertinent to the game. Discussion about game mechanics, invader tactics or weapon combos demonstrated in a video is fine, discussion about an e-celeb's personal life is not.https://pastebin.com/Txe190aw
the pvp feedback video of JeeNiNe Media™© which is coming soon WILL save elden ring
>>491682130Things that don't make sense after Demon's Souls>soul economy>fog wallsI like it, but none of the other “soulsbornes” games explain these things. We just accept it
>>491883379Why wouldn't the soul economy make sense? Souls have value because they level you up and make you stronger, so they're used as a medium of exchange.
nyanyamewnyanyadarksouls2fuckingsucksdickmeow
fun ds2 factthe old knights are immune to poison
>>491883480There's no reason why souls should be a thing in lore. In mythology ghouls do eat souls (they also eat the flesh of the living), but in dark souls hollows have a different meaning. We just accept that they consume souls, also humanity is poorly explained.
that's cuz they're just a set of stone armor that's powered by miracles
creatures made of pure stone cant be poisoned? wowzers....
fun 2fact: old knight armor has a chance to release a wrath of god blast when it breaks.
Why can the ruin sentinels be poisoned...
ruin sents are real people
had ad ream elden ring was different
>>491884146theres no way that is true
fun god3 fact: it won
>>491886946At being the most shitpoop
>>491887118
>>491886851it isnt but the description does hint at it iirc. item descriptions lie all the time. theyre not to be trusted. for example gundyr halberd does extra poise damage or some shit hinted by the description but it doesnt. it took me years to realize that the saint talisman actually boosts phys miracles in ds3 by a generous percentage
>>491887529>>491886851>>491884146people thoughtthis was true because of the item decseription forever lmao but its not the case.the stats are decent for being shitty old broken armor
>>491887529It doesnt hint at it in the item description just states that it has very good defensive stats for being really old and not durable at all
there are a bit too many ''people'' talking about dark ''''''''''''''souls'''''''''''''''' 2 right now in my most honest opinion
you are not 3god lil bro that title belongs to leafschizo
>>491888242soryr i hate dark souls 3 dark soul 3 sucskhows that for ds3 disussion
You're NOT BAD! Invasions are harder.
why are there no souls games to play anymore
https://youtu.be/PA7qpKV0adc
>>491890413sorry too busy making my earthbound-like about wanting to fuck my dead sister + i'm depressed
where is seagullwhere is unfortunewhere is leafarwhere is sebbowhere is holloweed
>>491890751fuckyouuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
>>491890889lmao>>491890848sebbo stilll streams literalshitonthesidewalk3
'gull is uhhhh idkunfy died from alcoholism'eafar is live once a monthbebbo just does tekken and runescape now'weed still gets 2 viewers just doing dbd idk he dumb
Remake of DS1 that fixes the endgame areas and brings them to their full potential.Remake of DS2 that makes areas bigger (Heide's is the most beautiful area in the series but is very small compared to many other locations), makes areas more visible from each other so you can see Majula and dragon aerie from drangleic castle, and readd the time traveling emerald herald quest https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KSJjIJ30VFIRemake of ds3 that makes it good idk
>>491891992lost izalith editionoracle of ages editionbloodborne sacrifice babies make your own bonfires angel statue edition
>>491891992Can they add a window to the Earthen Peak elevator to the big lava castle in the sky?End expand on soul memory so I have to play even less of the game?Would also like a triple Dragon Rider fight, maybe even with a dragon in it.Maybe they could erode your weapn while hitting them...Also lock more content behind NG++ or higher.
whats the stat spread on rl90 quality
>>491892760rl90..
lmao this guy said quality
>>491888242Dark souls 2 is mid but its better and more dark souls than roll rolls 3
ng+ 4 kinds is kinda hard
>the bonus motion value on messmer soldier axe charged r2 doesnt carry over to warcry/barbaric roar charged r2fucking retarded subhumans there at fromsoft
>>491896563they dont care
>>491895254You can NG higher
>>491896563>>the bonus motion value on messmer soldier axe charged r2That's not a thing
How come Dragon Shrine was the most Soulful location Fromsoft has made since DS1? The enemies that won't attack unless you act dishonorabru, the kino bowing on both sides of the stairs as you approach the ancient dragon. It mogs archdragon peak and anywhere in ringworm.
Why is sane ryan playing slop...
>>491901121exploding fart man vomit nice area >>491901192he only plays slop what r u saying idiot whgere have u been for the past ten fucking years
>>491901594He played God2 a few years back tho
>>491901594That's not in the Dragon Shrine you retarded gorilla nigger.
>>491900978check the attack & frame data sheet
>>491901749It'll get patched out
>>491901730erm its part of it
>dragon destroys the bridge if you step on ANY eggsSOVL
ordered indonesian for dinner mmmm we eatin gud tonite
>>491902810okay hannibal
>>491890848I saw seagull at tiff a few days ago
no you didn't
rip tank
Wheres all the wdc bussy at?
So whats the recomanded level for pvp in ds3? 120 or 125 or 150? I keep on seeing different things online and from friends.
sl30-sl90
>>491902917gosh dangit i accidentally ordered and ate the guts of Ahmad Sunarti instead of the chicken roti i meant to get
omw to the nyeko fc
sl89 wex dust or sl125 'tiff there is nothing else
you forgot sl99
>>491906305sl60 twinking for anal rodeo invasions is peak dogshit
sl60 is for co-op and he asked for pvp
sl70 valorheart was the worst build ever
my sl54 golden ritual spear mage bill was worse
>>491896563why would it when the soldiers don't use those aows
>>491896563special r2 properties are never carried over to roars
>>491909716they use warcry, bitch
my sl63 banished knight bleed build was worse tho
>>491910242they use shriek of sorrow, bitch
Phantom Blade Zero is going to be the Bloodbone killer
They use HRT
Anybody got collage pic of all shitty failed Guts cosplay summons? I need it.
>>491910759This?
>>491914168he means the 3x3 with all the bullgoatsegus
guts
>>491916001Yeah?
blinkbolt stone club
>>491916415the r2 sucksbolt swiftie mogs it
blinkbolt is for r1
i miss nox
I don't, we have enough trannoids without him
even doe he wasnt a 'roon
hungarian schizoid is worse desu
why's sane ryan playing monhun
>>491918426It's Saucelike enough
>>491918426>world'cause he's a normalfag
niggas be like yeah the best monhun is on 3ds
wrong mh4u is the best
niggas be right
>>491917472xe never left, the just dropped the namefag to make it harder to filter their faggotry
no you could easily distinguish him from how he talks i seriously doubt he's still here unless he's the coomer guy who's new to our fcs
new guy will never join again after what happend yesterday...
he deserved it for having that steam profile
>>491922493>>491923601>>491919964he straight up got murdered along with dollfag
>>491923601what happened yesterday?
>>491923886europe is too dangerous :(rest in acid urns
>>491924425xhe got called out for being a rl160 light rolling golem
I had fun playing world and nothing (You) say can take away all those hours of enjoyment. It's a pretty fun monhun when there's not a little faggot screeching in your ear.
>>491924804still less cancerous than most other fc participants
I HATE EVERY SINGLE MH GAME EXCEPT THEON I LIKE IF YOU LIKE ANY OTHER MH GAME YOU SHOULD FUCKIN DIE
>>491925106
1/Dos/World are the mid ones...
>>491925472and rise is the shit one
wilds will fix the franchisethem adding crossplay means I can finally play with my casual non pc gaming friendsnow if only from had crossplay too that'd be nice
>>491925918No.
>>491926021bro it's not looking good shits more braindead than ever
>>491926392Just turn the tard options off
quickstep executioner greataxemaking use of that bonus crit modifier
highland axe has better crits
how do i reverse quickstep
turn around then quickstep
>>491914168>>491916001Sorry, meant from Dark Souls era, second and third game had hilarious collages with like dozens of Gatsu variants.
>>491928781l2 while walking backwards and then unlock
Fun weapons in dog 1
demon's spear
dragon king greataxe
titanite catch pole
Might just do another Kumo build.
do a turtle bill
Why turtle when I could giant dad or fun twink chaos kumo build?
because ds1 turtles are fun
>>491928778misericorde has better crits
if you giantdad i will straight up carve the guts out of your body
>>491933794miserychode > highland >>>>> iron clam
scythe crits should do more damage cuz they have the coolest animation...also i think the fist/claw crit animation looks terrible does anyone else feel this way
>>491928778it doesnt
highland axe has fucked up crits. you don't wanna get into this argument...
>>491934967It LITERALLY does
>turtle is fun.....true.....It's also pretty good and gets people tilted.........Kinda wanna fast roll tho.... its not the wisest decision, but my 1st dogshitone run was quickroll and dogshitwon has tons of fun bosses for fast dodging against. Especially with twink builds. Its all choreography with fast rolling/carwheeling. Artorias with a light roll twink build relying on its dmg from just upgrades is peak darksouls pve. >>491933853Jakes on you im actualy gonna hard swap to tracers and backstab reversal out of a toggle escape, then kick you off a Sen's funhouse walkway/bridge the frame you recover from the backstab. Check m8, kiddo. Ur fuckin dun. Enjoy the titanite demons down in the tar pit, suckaaaaaa
mid roll turtle with eagle gs
why's the highland axe the only weapon in its class to get a crit modifier anyways. it isn't mentioned in the description or anything,
2fort fc when
i just tested executioner greataxe vs highland axe crits, the latter was about 400 damage behind the firstFUCK youj
>>491936407/dsjee/ tf2 server would be fun
on what bill with what infusions
>>491936519with all voice it would be just like discord
just enable anonymous text mode and BAN vc
>>491936939*skype
I wouldnt mid a mid roll turtle. Id do it with a giant's shield aand whatever spear I happened to like.Armor I would just fashionsouls for something knightly. Would probably go with whatever I could find that had a decent AR/stat investment combo then just dump my sl into end after soft capping vig. Looking for an SL60 setup for easy anal rodeo invasions and decent forest action. Twinking as much as I can, ofc. Farting black flames all over unspecting scrubs. Had a real nice sl60(63, i think) kumo build that shit big damages and farted tons of black flames on scrubs. Was fun.
heavy infusion 80 str
>not using split damage
idiot this is for crits why would you use heavy
>heavyIm just gonna focus on chaos since those generally turn out better with base equip stat investments. Kinda going for a mpg build but also want something I haven't done before.
we're talking about highland axe crits
FUCK ITCHAOS ZWEISL6099 MANITIESNO HUMANITYMAXIMUM TWINKAGEPEAK N00B PLAPPAGENO SURVIVORS9001 YEAR ETERNAL GWYNDOLIN
reddit is two doors down
embarrassing display
>>491938017we're in the same building as reddit?
>>491937961
post a different tuber already
>>491937050nah i wanna hear your voice. mandatory vc attendance
>>491938279yea>>491938646i know exactly 3 dsg voices
can someone explain why there is no doujin of shota miquella getting amazon mating pressed by priscilla while leda watches from a cage
>>491938646everyone is gonna hate my voice
if you have an awful nasal nerd voice im counterpicking & targeting you for the rest of eternity
you suck at spy
hmmmm, zwei or kumo.... zwei is better(I guess) but god damn... just look at that kumo
>>491939871greatsworn
I just played DS1 for the first time in years. Now I kind of feel like playing DS2, which I've never finished. How much content will I miss out on without multiplayer?
>>491940161I dont dislike it, I really dont. I just feel like the hits-to-kill is comparable with the kumo and zwei, while being kind slow. The zwei is also slow, but it has the added benefit of have lower reqs than the kumo.
all u need is bk shield whether it is ds1 or 3
Imagine a Alice in wonderland soulslike made by NEOWIZ (the creators behind the hit game Lies of P).
>>491942878meh
>>491943174>not leaving the dishes to pile up in order to get in more game timefucking casual
i can't stand ds1 curved greatsword movesets. more than any other weapon type, it feels like it locks me in place a good 3-5 business days while i swing
>>491943293i leave the dishes to pile up so I can get more rest and sleep time actually
>>491943293>>491946803awful posts
>>491905494This pic but it's Pontiff Sulyvahn
Why haven't you moved to the adult Dark Souls? Are you still a little baby who plays little baby games?
>>491943618ur just imagining things. Its great
the memories section in DS2 is KINO as fuck. it's based that the only times we go to a pre undead curse era, it's in an apocalyptic event even more lethal
>>491682130I want to try to pick up the Black Dragon Sword in DS2 but I'm seeing some conflicting information. Does the sword really only drop from two specific enemies or any of the dragon guys holding a sword?
>>491949371any dragon with a sword
Anyone tried this game? The combat is literally 2D Sekiro.
>>491952032Forgot my pic.
>>491948009
>>491952225yea i beat it a bit ago. really fun game.
>>491952427I guess a father grooming his son into being a trap isnt adult enough.
>>491952580>groomingIt wasn't Gwyn's fault the little sissy bitchboy was born with an affinity to moonlight magic.Wasn't his fault his son grew a fat rack either.
>>491953134fanfictard
>>491953134Its just toilet paper in a bra, degozaru
>>491953321bullshit I cop a feel every playthrough, they're real
even doe he's flat-chested in god3 and in that fanart
>>491953962that vid cracks me up every time
>>491953962in 3 he literally just uses lothric's model
>>491954871you're witerally wrong
>>491953962Aldrich devouring Gwyndolin's boobs first doesn't stop Dark Souls 1's model from being canon
>>491954979off-model SLOP
>>491955123He's well endowed, this is irrefutable.Look at them moonlightstrogen induced darkmoon milkers.
>>491955638if that's what you call "well endowed milkers" then you need to go back to big boobs class
>>491956469>>491955638they didnt teach that class at my school
it's an advanced course.
>>491956469well endowed for a cis male.
pooners don't exist so you don't need to add the cis part. kinda like how there's no such thing as soulsboringne
>>491956594>His high school didnt have AP titties as a senior electiveL+ratio+maidenless
>>491948009>???Man, I can't wait for this FOTM crap to pass through. People are being preachy again about vidya.
>>491963841It's extra retarded because Wukong is Monkenetta, not Monke Souls
>>491948009Steel gave it a 5/10
I just saw a skeleton walking around the catacombs the other day. It's over. The Golden Order has fallen. Billions of those who live in death must destined die.
what is up with the chinese and retelling the journey to the west over and over again
>>491868597Bros the dragons in the same game got the Pus of Man ... so the developers really didn't even fucking know their own setting.
elden ring? more like poop
What Elden Ring pure(ish) strength weapons are fun?Getting little tired of the ruins greatsword, greatsword, and Prelate's Inferno Crozier.
>>491973483I love the generic giant mace, great stars, brick
Who the fuck is steel
>>491969846It does vaguely resemble a dragonMaybe there's some connection
jeenine-lite
>>491979051>>491969846Why did the dragon feet at lothric get pus. Pus of dragons... Oh wait is it because the humans turned into dragons or some shit like archdragon peak but they still got the pus
>>491982205Maybe he ate too much humansLike those glintstone dragons in ER, who ate too much sorcerers and are growing crystals
>>491982629Stoner Dragons
anyone got the image with the insemination thing opposite deathblightyou know what i mean
>>491987314Crackhead Dragons
>>491988257The Blight of Life?
>>491988413that's the one, thanks
>>491988413The effect is that your character gets a big pregnant belly for a few seconds then it explodes with a bunch of babies all spilling out at once and you die.
Demons souls remake invasions really are the gift that keeps on giving, did a few more last night and its honestly amazing being able to give someone plauge, break all thier armor and weapons and force them to kill themselves because there is literally nothing they can do. Of course not all invasions are successful, i get caught by someone with a high damage weapon sometimes, but most of the time people are not prepared at all and its incredibly easy to bully them.
>>491990487Just one baby should be enough
whats the point of weapons other than bhb existing
>>491991559Ancient meteoric ore greatsword is good for mashing L2, but if you dont want to do that then im afraid the answer to your question is none.
Im real glad I dont need more than an hour of sleep each night. Not sleeping for more than an hour a night gives me tons of more time to play darksouls. Its so great, why would anyone want to sleep for longer than an hour each night? Been going like this for months now. Sleep is for fuckin casuals. oh my god I feel like absolute shit, this is awful. God pls smite me already
>>491993191if ur a neet u got nothing to complain about stupid bitch
>>491995385ur a stoopid beach
i suddenly remember the cope that the dlc would bring covenants
>>491996428The would imply a focus on pvp tho. Cant imagine someone unironically thinking it would.
>>491993191uhh go sleep>>491996428it was a sad cope>>491991292for me its firestorm
spears of the church in a fun arena would be ludokino in ringworm
>>491996785Alas, it was not meant to be
>>491969846Dragons could get infected with Abyss bullshit since Kalameet, anon, they're sponges that take on whatever affinity you put next to them. Gaping Dragon got some random shit like "hunger."
ok so what happens if you put a dragon in a cum jar?
>>492000815Seath
patch this week will fix everything
If there's not a patch you have to be the thread slut for a week.
seki said there wont be a patch for the next 3 months still dummies
>>4920045483 more months of spamming vortex :)
>>492003509hey manwe're killing you and setting your house on fire
>>492004826Still less obnoxious than a host's team of 4 spamming nonstop CBV, which literally killed DS3 pvp
>>492005053this is a literal non issue
>>492005053Vortex is the best anti ganking tool ive found so far
>>492005253https://youtube.com/watch?v=LP371ycNzIU&pp=ygUMRFMzIGNidiBzcGFt
>here is one video of a literal who that means im rightwhy are wdcs like this doe
can we ban that guy for linking fighter please
>>492005785you have less than 500 hours in souls three pvp guaranteed + youre underage. theres no other way youd have thought linking a fucking fighterpl (the most retarded wdc) video was a good argument
>>492005785Oh, FighterPL. I like this funny guy.https://youtu.be/XkyEjDC7tRg
that's such a dogshit videoyou could have killed asmong in 7 seconds with a roll bs into ledo/gundyr and it would have been a neat webm
>>492005785kys
just realized that crucible axe chest doesn't cover your balls at all and the armor is ruined for me now
>>492017642What about greaves?
>>492018717yeah i don't like the weird black tights on those but at least crucible tree chest has a loincloth over it
>decide to watch someone play demons souls remake>default character is a black girl>type a/b body>type a/b animations>type abc/def voices>lose interestI heard the remake was bad but I didn't think it was this bad.
>>492017642i want to do this to him now
>>492020132At least the nips dont pretend its anything other than a fetish
>>492020132don't download elden ring then
>>492020132/v/ is down the hall to the right
i have never been this bored in my life there is nothing to play
playing battle cats now because souls games have me FUCKED up
>>492021642you should play a game where you have to look for your significant other in an outbreak of unholy abominations
you should play with ur butthole
>>492023447signalis niggas really think that they're part of the club. smfh
like i didn't even need to expand the image and i could already detect the pornslop proportions added by the freak artist.
Johny Deadspace's bulge isnt that big, c'mon
agent orange patch soon
>>492024017wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong wrong you are sooo wronggggmaybe like idk go play the game yourself its even on sale right nyeow
Why would he want to play slop
If he wanted to play slop he could just go to /erg/
weapons in nioh 2 are just so fucking coolI have gone circle through all weapons and swapping to a new weapon still feels freshToo bad I still can't use fists.
i finished the base game of nioh 2 and tried the dlc and quit at the big goo guy you fight near water and never returned
>>492027932Good thing that guy doesn't show up in the underworldsHe has a dumb gimmick where you are supposed to give spare arrows to your NPC so he can clear the crabs the boss summons for you
>>492028039oh yeah i remember that and i actually gave him arrows too but i dont recall it doing anythingmaybe my game was bugged idk i did pirate it tho
>>492029436You need to smack the gong in the arena with a strong attack to trigger the attackIt will clear the crabs but chances are the boss will survive some more time to summon 2 more crabs
>>492025321cute
>>492030635don't samefag
>>492030668im nyot
dark souls 3 is fun
maybe 4 years ago
Dark Souls 3 was fun a week ago which was the last time I played, it's aged like fine wine if only because Elden Ring is pretty mid
Dark Souls 4 will take place in Africa and it will be the Darkest Souls
ds3 is pretty boring all you do is r1 when the opponent r1s first
r2s don't exist in 3
https://youtu.be/MOYtBLqb1aYBonfire
>>492037220*Equips longsword**R1**R1**R2 rollcatches u*Heh what now
>>492039453parry the r2 and one shot you
*delays the r2*
I still get the parry
>>492039615>Parrying the R2 instead of the second R1
>>492040295Hi slurmie
*burgerflips the entire thread*
why are the watchdogs of farron filled with extreme retards
you can't do that i have Blue Sentinels, the strongest anticheat there is!
watchdogs are pvers
dsg be like>that person who is willingly engaging in pvp is actually a pver!
yeah? i'd like to see you somehow refute that statement.
pitch me a RL90 quality faith bill
>>49204599180 vigor
>>492045991hit the minimum faith for the mike swords and then use them
>>491734212you killed Miyazaki you bastard!
my rl90 grafted dragonform blue dancer charm dex bill is peak slurm
So is it worth turning on RT for Elden Ring? I have a 4080 so I could be fine turning it on.
>>492046603Maybe if you want a space heater
>>492046603it's not really noticeable at all, but you do you
>>492046603it honestly looks worse imo, not well implemented
What girl has the biggest futa cock in all the fromsoft games? I want to say pricilla but im open to the idea of marika having a slightly bigger one
>>492048885neck yourself ergie
>>492048916This doesnt answer my question
actually thats a thereg
>>492049156theregs poopmask? i forgot the other ones
that's a theerg tho
blingi won
nigga can't draw for shit
>>492050593post your work
If i did livestreams of invasions where i use a cute tiny loli as a vtuber avatar but shes incredibly edgy, like calling all the hosts niggers and faggots and kikes and every time i win i talk about how its because im white and stuff like that would that be funny?
>>492051716yes
you cant say those no-no words on stream or else our democracy dies or something
>>492051716yes but you cant do that on twitch so youre gonna have to use a different site
it's a private company, sweaty. they're allowed to ban no-no words.
