>Latest patchhttps://en.bandainamcoent.eu/elden-ring/news/elden-ring-patch-notes-version-1132>Main information documenthttps://rentry.org/erpasta>Character plannershttps://eip.gg/elden-ring/build-planner/https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/19Op36P7gdVMkPzFQX6OsjZcfyUjdGOj7Cjk9qFAVj-U/edit>Interactive maphttps://mapgenie.io/elden-ring/maps/the-lands-between>Group passwordergBloodstain: >>491687041
Imagine the grip.
I stopped downloading Elden Ring pictures. I think it's over for me.
>>491802536>want to make a kino frenzy build with DLC stuff>it's all trash, what isn't trash got nerfed>only good things are the pots that require limited materials
>>491802895>Pushed out like a dozen kids and some were covered in fucking hornsGrip my ass, that shit is more loose than prostitute pussy.
the scaduquella is the shadow of miquella
>>491803910That shit IS prostitute pussy
>>491803910>>491804332Shamans basically have an entire body made of stem cells, that shit would snap back into virgin-shape like an elastic
>Zero black characters>Faction based on Jews worships a demon and is evil>Every gay character is a evil and a rapist>DLC features a fully justified genocideIs this the most redpilled game of all time?
Did they fix the scaling on rellanas twin blades so I can make int+faith work? I’m really pissed we never got the whetstone for it and even more so that golden order GS doesn’t scale with int.
>>491805680>int+faith workhahaha
>>491805680No...
>>491805446No, it's jap-pozz. Japs make pozzed material without even realizing how subversive it is or understanding the full implications, but it's still pozzed.
>>491804150and who is miquella
O Horn-deck’d beast, from higher sphere delivered. Take root inside the tower’s sculpted keepers. And perched within, we beg of thee; rise.
>>491805446No. The most redpilled game of all time is actually the entire kingdom hearts franchise. >literally all the heroes are blue eyed whites>when characters get corrupted by (((darkness))) their blue eyes turn yellow and their skin gets darker, yes really>kairi is a canonical virgin tradwife love interest saving her hymen for the main protaganist>multiple instances of christ like sacrifices and ressurrection>the main villan does the majority of his evil deeds through manipulation and subversion>there is a scene where the main villan uses an occult ritual to steal the youth of a younger warrior
>>491807541Something something, cleanse the strumpet’s vile progeny, something. *lion roars, and stares at the tarnished menacingly.
>>491807729disneyslop
>>491805446but boggart exists, and while he is handsome under the mask, he has been in prison and steals from cute white women so kek
>>491802536
>>491808442>cuteRya is disgusting, she's not cute
>>491802895I want her to DESTROY me
I want to sex the dragon lady
>>491808371>oy vey! The one franchise we couldnt corrupt with our shifty kikery is being talked about, bust out the buzzwords!
>>491808516tell me why shes not cute and what exactly makes her disgusting
>>491808831NTA but her face is what kills it for me
>>491806785this sounds just retarded enough to make me think you actually believe it
>>491808607pumping
>>491808831She's ugly, she uses that weird flat tone, she has no eyebrows, her sleeves are way too loose, she's really naive but also tries to manipulate you, her nose, her bangs, her eyes, her posture, she's pathetic and gross
>>491804778damn I actually didn't think of that
>>491809000It's a pretty straightforward observation. Japanese media tends to be pretty degenerate, but that doesn't mean the creator intended portraying something disgusting like homosexuality to be in service of some social justice cause.
>>491809637yep, retarded
>>491808831I hate every inch of her so much
hey stupid fujo, are you here?
Anyone has a spare millicent’s prosthesis?
>>491810136That could be anyone
>>491806584I just want to make a build that uses carian sorcery and the piss rings. I’m tempted to just push mind to like 40 and try to rely on the carian slicer as my main form of damage. What am I even saying. As an invader no matter how many builds I try I always end up back at pyromancer with flaming strike.
>>491805446>Is this the most redpilled game of all time?No, because it's not a tranny game.
>>491810185she knows I'm talking about her
>>491810479Kill yourself
>>491810171pc? ps?
>>491810552I’m in pc
>>491810730i have one but im too shy
>waterfall on screen>-20 FPSWhat the fuck
>>491810730sign down on church of ellehpassword erg
>>491810171I do but it'd be like two hoursEvery single time someone asks me for something and I say yes they change their mind by rhe time I'm available though and you won't be differentSad
>>491811035No worries. I have some giving me a spare.
>>491811035it's okay buddy, you'll be useful to someone, eventually
>>491810975Ty
Malenia.
>>491805680>Did they fix the scaling on rellanas twin bladesNo. The magic sword scales on the INT and the fire sword scales on the FTH. You're essentially using an INT sword with a FTH sword rather than two INT+FTH swords. The only true INT+FTH weapon is the SoNaF and that's only half true really considering the ash scales separately on INT and FTH still.
>>491811459abandoned
I fucking hate Ranni, I hate her quest, and more specifically I hate Hackazaki for forcing this by giving it a unique cutscene.The entire quest is completely unorganic and forced. Every time Ranni forces you into help, it's because >You're a random stray Tarnished and for some reason hiring you to complete her master plan is a good idea>You "besmirched" her name by finding her, after she gave you a path to go exactly where she was, and talking to her again>Her entire plan is to sit in a fucking basement as a dead doll and just hope that the person she's been shit talking this whole time shows up to somehow revive her with a magic ringThe whole thing is so fucking stupid. It completely reeks of pandering to the wider faggot audience. Especially because Goldmask, Fia, and Shiddy Assfart man have more interesting, more difficult, and more hidden quests but don't get cutscenes. Fuck you. Pic unrelated.
>>491810479>herBiofoids don't use this site they're all on Crystal Cafe, all the so called fujos and yumes here are all tranny men doing it to try and bait gender affirming responses
>Call of TibiaThis thing is exactly what I wanted spirit ashes to be. They should've been reusable spirits that did a special attack on summon and then disappeared, not summonable NPCs.
>>491811767That's not how it works4chan isn't "the male crystal cafe"
>Play Elden Ring>Wish I was playing Chinese monkey game>Play Chinese monkey game>Wish I was playing Elden Ring
>>491811812Summonable nocs that like disappear after a bit and then like you can resummon would've been really cool too I think
>Gurranq goes outside and howls at the skyI had no fucking idea this was in the game, what the hell.
>>491811996Have you tried playing Elden Ring
>>491811767hello anon have you ever been to /cgl/
>>491812089Neither did I, I found it and was so confused when he wasn't inside but then saw him out there, it was so cool
>Call out troons manipulative tactics>Instant replies trying to deflectCirclejerk Messmer and call each other "fujo" all you like it won't change that you have an axe wound and not a biohole
>>491811601yeah fuck you bitch
>>491812273>say something stupid>get called stupid>get madOk
>>491812273ok retard
>>491811601>You're a random stray TarnishedA random tarnished wouldn't have Miquella's horse-goat. (You) are special.
>>491812509Stop just saying the same things I'm saying
>>491811996How's Wukong anyway? I liked the trailers but then I havent seen anything about the game other than journalists being really really angry at it for some reason
>seamless invasions are way faster, with better spawns and more locations>can finally invade the fun part of Raya LucariaThis shit works so much better than Vanilla that my brain can't even process it.The difference in quality just feels surreal.
>>491812601do you honestly think there are trannies here pretending to be fujos so they can... do what, exactly? pretend to be women?
>>491812113Yes but>Play Elden Ring>Think about stuff monkey game has that Elden Ring doesn't and get annoyed>Play monkey game>Think about stuff Elden Ring has that monkey game doesn't and get annoyedOne day someone will surely make a perfect game...>>491812689I haven't kept up with the /v/ shitstorm discourse but it's alright. Could be better optimized
>>491812856What? I'm not the person you replied to
>>491812520>Miquella'ssource?
>>491812689>>491812956I want to add that on the surface visually it seems like Sekiro(Asian aesthetics, Asian music, etc. I'm not educated enough to tell apart the differences) but ingame you can feel it's very clearly from a distinct culture in its presentation which is neat. The 2D animated cutscenes are absolute kino
>>491813060ok retard
>>491812956Can't you just open both at once and just alt tab between them?
>>491811601You are not a random stray tarnished, you are HER random stray tarnished
>"Trannies are browsing Messmer fanart daily, saving hundreds of Messmer pics, and writing Messmer smut just to pretend to be yoomers on a general thread for a video game on site of anonymous nobodies when they could get 100 times the simping and attention for 1% the effort by just making a D*scord account with a female avatar and typing UwU in a random server"I remember the thread where some faggot was trying to shill "Tumblr is all trannies" and had a meltdown over it. I'm reaching the point where I assume anyone still doing "umm sweaty there are no women on the internet" in 2024 are troons themselves trying to smear their competition
>>491812956me with mgsv & arma/ghost recon
What is she baking?
>>491813360that sounds like a very f*male thing to say
>>491812089The game was in dire need of more NPC stuff like this
>>491813641Nope, I'm a guy. I just accept that 2010 internet is gone
>>491813593just look like they are making chocolates
>>491811812Yeah except Call of Tibia fucking sucks.
>>491813360To be fair I think reposting the same pictures over and over again and then just saying "Hnng" or similar like adds nothing and is verybweird and introduces nothing new.It just reads like liking the aesthetic of liking them without actually caring about interesting contexts. It's like identical to just like the people who reply "pumping" to porn
>>491813883>To be fair I think reposting the same pictures over and over againIts new pictures fresh off Tumblr thobeit
Miquella needs spanks.
>>491813789prove it
>>491813165SotE key visual>inb4 headcanon
>>491813360this is the same general with a person that had a melty over his own ass picture being deleted
>>491813883>>491813953althoughbeitfulliously it's just femgooner shit. dudes post malenia brapper and wombs post messmer plapperi just ignore both i come here for vidya not to coom t. RED-BLOODED HETEROSEXUAL AMERICAN MALE
>>491813953No, or I know some is, but I've seen people post rhat parade picture with Messmer looking at over the Thoae with United Cause like 10 times, sometimes multiple times a day or even in a thread.Or people posting pictures that were posted in the previous thread just again to do lazy "Hah so hot!"
>>491814072It being deleted at all = enough people reported it to draw a janny overThat faggot and/or his enabler asskisser buddy who was chimping out over "muh bootlicking" also got jannied
>>491814145
>>491814145>Guys like Malenia>Girls like MessmerThe funny thing is IRL redheads look fucking disgusting. Their hair is rarely actually red and more a weird shade of orange and they're almost entirely from Britbong Isles so the shitty diet and climate makes them all pasty and weirdly-shaped. If IRL redheads had actual red hair they'd be a lot more appealing.
>>491814558>Literal fantasy demigoddess/demigod are more sexually appealing than an average 5/10 person in real lifeIncredible insight
>>491814558Based, Total Ginger Death
>>491814686I think you have dailysex
>>491812116Surely you're not referencing the board that is literally 99% blatant males dressing as females and ugly as fuck trannies, to try to prove that there's women on 4chan?
>>491814145>althoughbeitfulliously
this thread has become retarded
>>491811601zaki will NEVER make marry the doll, i'm staying pure for my REAL fromsoft bride-to-be
>>491814996>Anons here have convinced themselves that fags are women>Anons here have convinced themselves these women are actually trannies>Anons here have convinced themselves that they're here to actually discuss the game and not just seek attention by being annoying
>>491814996>Some anon sees some minor thing that activates their autism(in this case, >>491810479 implying wom*n exist)>Start chimping out, drawing the rest of the thread in to the new topic>Thread gets derailed until the chimp has embarrassed himself enough for things to return to normalMany such cases, imagine if >>491811767 hadn't started melting over muh pronouns(ironically extremely tranny behavior), the thread would still be slow but a lot comfier
>>491813789>2010bro livejounal started in 1999, the main difference is just that social media taking over forces everyone into the same fandom space
>Anons have convinced themselves they beat Elden Ring
>>491815197She doesn't look very healthy :(
>>491815365I'm sorry what>>491815559I summoned an ash for every fight and I'm only a little ashamed
>>491815607This is so true...
>>491815414You know what I mean. Hanging onto "there are no girls on the internetz" in 2024 is retarded especially when transfolx latch onto it as an excuse to legitimize themselves
Why do retards perpetuate the lie that DLC bosses are too spatic and have no openings? That you can only get a single R1 every 20 seconds and such?You can no-hit messmer with nothing but fully charged R2s (I just tested with a messmer soldier axe) and you get to attack and punish surprisingly often.His openings are very frequent and very long, compared to base game major bosses.People haven't played the base game in a long time and completely forgot what the bosses looked like.
Which Elden Ring characters would look good in modern professional clothing? Other than the obvious in picrel.
>>491815845100% i just had to be pedantic
I wish one of these hypothetical girls on the internet would like me
>>491815961Fia's office lady skirt would be one size too small and hug her ass so closely it indents between her asscheeks
>>491815845>"there are no girls on the internetz" in 2024 is retarded especially when transfolx
>>491815961SellenGideonThopsSeluvisBasically all the INTfag nerds would fit office clothes, it helps they're mostly normal human sized already so you dont have to worry about monster proportions like Godfrey
fc?
>>491815961Melina... I want to share Pocky with her...
>>491816072oh boy...
>>491815852You chose the one example of a boss most people like and don't complain about.
>>491815852Messmer is generally agreed to be one of the best bosses in the DLC
>>491815961
I am realizing I broke/missed like 90% of NPC quests in my (still current) blind runVarré, Rogier, Blaidd, RyaI fucked up everything
You did beat the game!>But I used spirit ashes You beat the game!>B- but I summoned other players who killed the boss for meYou beat the game!>B- but I haven't even killed the boss ye-You beat the game!>But tha-You beat the game you beat the game you beat thw game you beat the game!
>>491814996are you kidding your self? it always has been
>could graft individually harvested muscle parts to increase his strength>could graft bone parts to create natural armor for himself>just grafts a bunch of arms to himself that don't do anythingWhy is he so retarded?
>>491814359a rare good erg moment. funny enough, since it was related to spanking, i imagine its the same guy who got filtered at haligtree and stopped playing elden ring
So much this!Don't let ableist chuds gatekeep you from enjoying video games.If you used spirit ashes, bleed, or co-op, you are VALID. Your playstyle is VALID. And you are BRAVE.
Why do Light Greatswords feel so bad to use? They somehow feel slower than a regular greatsword, but they also do less poise damage.
>>491813360i cant take anyone who posts messmer seriously
@491816879this is such an uninspired shitpost
>>491816596The funny thing is it's unironically somehow still less retarded right now than it was before the DLC came out. There was a time when every single thread was 60%-70% posts made by a ESL roleplaying-as-his-avatar avatarfag from Hungary. People baited him into using a tripcode and he ended up revealing that he was effectively carrying on conversations by himself, replying to his own posts if nobody responded or responding to other anons' posts multiple times. /erg/ and /dsg/ got in a war where both generals tried to push him to post in the other one.
>>491805446>Zero black charactersBut I'm in it, to fuck Marika pussy.
>>491816432Varre's quest just gives you the Invasion finger, one of two. I'm almost certain you can't break his quest unless you kill him at Mohg's place.Rogier is part of Fia's quest and unnecessary to complete Fia's quest. Pretty sure he drops his shit no matter what.Blaidd is part of Ranni's, same thing.Rya's quest is literally nothing that gives you an objectively terrible item.
>>491816475>>491816879>>491817004
>>491816475>>491816879>>491816879>>491817004
>>491817007dark days. some dsg schizo also confessed to fueling the flames because he was upset about writefaggotry of all things. it seems like they fucked off after the dlc thankfully. i prefer slow comfy threads anyway
Finally solo'd Malenia today on my arcane build.I forgot how cancer her second phase is with her wings covering 80% of the camera.Waterfowl is still complete bullshit, there's no argument to defend it.
>>491816898Maybe you're just retarded anon
>>491809259>>491809803A thousandfold death upon you retarded double-niggers, and may even your ashes be shat upon by every beast which walks the earth.
>>491817007>3000 posts in 2 weeksgrim>>491816652it looks cool under a cape
>>491817294good job cutie
>>491817346....
>>491817346Rya is not for sex. Rya (and possibly Roderika) are for cute
>>491817294>freezing pots>rivers of bloodyou beat the game, in a manner of speaking
>>491811601Shiddy Assfart man is wild. One of the best performed and written characters in fromsoft history and he's out of the way and no one does his ending because it's just a variant of age of fracture
>>491809259why are you listing reasons that she's cute?
>>491817461I didn't even get a chance to use freezing pots.Rivers of Blood is fun.
>>491817429I see, my apologies. In that case I have to correct myself to wishing a thousandfold death upon a singular double-nigger, not two double-niggers.
>>491817294>Finally solo'dJust say you beat or defeated her. Soloing is not only redundant but also the baseline.
>>491817573Those are the reasons both why she would and why she's awful and is going to deserve ehat's coming to her>>491817637Wouldn't it be quadruple?
>>491817007you dumbasses did not know to appreciate the ceaseless source of entertainment that Noxy was so now we get what we deserve
>>491817662cringe
>>491817332Maybe I am, but am I wrong? Their animations feel so unnaturally drawn out, like they're leaving you standing for just a moment longer than every other weapon.
>>491812689It's shit. You don't even play as the real wukong.
SHHH... she's sleepin...
>>491817007>>491817215>>491817365Someone should go digging in the archives for the thread where nearly every single post was Noktily talking to zherself. Seriously I still have no idea how the fuck he didn't get banned, at least early on when enough regular users were around to report him. Actually I do know how. All jannies are too busy and occupied with watching out for fedboy law-breaking illegal content over on /pol/. Muttland election year can't end fast enough
>>491817294>Frost pots>Bleed weaponYou didn't beat shit lol
>>491817721No, a double-nigger is different from a quadruple-nigger, and two double-niggers don't make a quadruple-nigger. You can't add them on top of each other.
>>491817768If I want to be "entertained" by schizo word vomit spam from a tranny pretending to be their own female video game character avatar I would put two trashtier chatbots together and watch them talk
>>491817869i can fix her
>>491817869Are those flesh jar things women? I thought they were just long-haired shaman men?
>>491817927too much work, just let him be forgotten
>>491817943Why would I not use bleed on an arcane build?
If you summoned Torrent even once in your playthrough you didn't beat the game.
Why do people always two-hand rivers of blood? Why not dual-stance/powerstance?
>>491818167Before some retard gives you headcanon; we don't know, probably both.>>491817530They could've easily turned his ending into some sort of return-to-crucible ending that would've been mysterious and weird and led to all sorts of speculation pre-dlc and then had a huge revelation about it.Instead it's literally just a shit ending.
>>491816072Hot. Office Lady Fia is designed for plappage
>>491818443Most people I see using it are dual-wielding.I found dual-wielding against malenia ineffective as the recovery times on attacks were too long.
>>491816475>Funnyjunk filenameSasuga, retard-kun
>>491818542HeheheheheheheheheheheI repost things from here onto there and things from there onto hereIt's a trade
>>491816475>I beat the game! >I beat the game!https://youtu.be/xZEPgLkzhwE?si=sRbc39Ku_4FqzgSY&t=103
OH N-
>>491818172Arcane builds aren't real builds, they are cheese easy mode baby builds for retards who can't be bothered to actually learn the game.
This but unironically
>>491818741You know, this made me realize I can only think of like 1 boss in elden ring where the envolironment plays a role in like the like function of the fighg, and its RadahnMagma Wyrm Makar and Renalla maybe if like you like count the pillars but I dont
>Arcane builds aren't real builds, they are cheese easy mode baby builds for retards who can't be bothered to actually learn the game.
>>491818812Actually true.And yet Dragon Communion builds are still based
>>491818812This but unironically for STR builds. Bleed is broken, but jump attack spam with a big ass weapon is even more broken.
>>491818967Why is he wearing his glasses in bed?
>>491819034Those aren't glasses. He's upset because his friends drew them on his face using permanent marker while he was out cold during a sleepover.
>>491815961Mohg would wear a very fancy suit with embroidery.Morgott would wear a formerly white shirt which is now stained yellowGodfrey would try to sneak in as many short-sleeved shirts as possible, and on hot summer days he'd even take his shirt off completely in his own officeMarika would be a girlboss type woman with a long skirtRanni would wear comfy blue sweaters to hide her self-harm scars.
>>491816072Drawfags please...
Ironically dex is the weakest in Elden Ring.
>>491819153>Ranni would wear comfy blue sweaters to hide her self-harm scars.are you projecting
>>491819295bzzzzzzzzzzzt
>>491819153
>>491819153Ranni is too smug to self-harm, self-harm is for people with low self esteem
>>491819306Do you seriously think she wouldn't/doesnt?
>>491818657Give me your account name. I must inform Fagmin about this security breach.
>>491819381It isnt for people with low self esteem, those people don't even are too cowardly to do it to themselves
>>491819425Why would she
>>491819449No, figure it out yourself
>>491819425okay weirdo
>>491819381She literally cut herself with the rune of death to make her body die.
Nevermind I don't feel like engaging with this shitposting right nowGonna go fight Romina instead
>>491819542Could be a lot of reasons. First thing that came to mind is frustration about the fact that she's an Empyrean and so cuts yo remind herself/ground herself that she's a mortal and feels pain and can be hurt, and because it calms her down and stops her kind from racing
>>491819306See>>491819637>>491819583Knightbean
>>491819765No, what? You're retarded, that's a retarded guess>>491819615How
>>491819761that sounds retarded
>Ranni is LITERALLY me
>>491819864I didn't have long to think of a reason, that's just one idea. Could be any othersWhy are you so against rhe idea?Any random person can point and take a knife to someone else, it takes real guts to turn it on yourself
I'm black and enjoy PvP what weapon should I use for my next run
>>491819834Okay, now I know that it's you, Sailornebula
>>491819834yeah you're a fuckin weirdo
>>491820020yeah i also dont have to think to call it retarded
>>491820030A whipGet revenge
>>491819907t. Ranni
>>491819153godfrey gets away with bringing his emotional support lion into the office just because he's fucking the ceo
Does anyone have the elden cafe post from a while ago saved
>>491820241>gets fired by company owner Marika
>>491818443Dual katanas have a bad moveset outside of roll L1s and jump L1s and powerstancing receives a 0.66% multiplier to all status, meaning not much benefit in your bleed either AND powerstance consumes more stamina. Meanwhile two-handing increases poise damage even if you don't benefit from the virtual STR boost.
Installed the boss resurrection mod to do fun, challenge kills against my favourite bosses.Bayle with a Bloody Helice is such a fantastic fight. It feels like Dynast's Finesse was made for him.>>491820030Your favourite weapon :)But no really, the Claymore. Reliable and great rollcatch potential with those R2s.
>>491820081How?>>491820086But why do you think it is?
>>491820030Smithscript spear for chucking, or use the insect glaive with Rennala's moon
>>491820030
>>491820291be more specific
>>491820471>spear chucker>moon cricket
>>491820541Bravo miyazaki
>>491820832It was about ER characters working at a cafe. Idk the office clothes thing reminded me
What IS the purpose of lamenter's maskAlso charo's hidden grave is such a stupid nothing area. Two reused bosses and a mini dungeon. Why is it so big and empty like the cathedral zone? Did From just run out of time AGAIN?
>>491820159fuck
>>491821081>What IS the purpose of lamenter's maskmemes
>>491821081Half the items in this game have no purpose, they're all sidegrades or jank or gimmick things for you to fuck around with because ER is an open world and all open world games need content bloat
Some of my favourite build ideas just don’t have enough support. Golden order fundementalist. Requires 30 int to use the spells associated but 0 weapons that scale off faith and int that fit the theme. Their weapon only Scales with faith. Communion dragon. Lots of spells but what weapons am I using with 60/40 arc n faith? Death magic. Split by faith and int once again. The only weapons are all int based.
>>491820956i dont know
>>491821617Wtf where is this from
>>491821617>Yes, I'll have the linguini with Sellen's foot-parmesan
>>491821601>Communion dragon. Lots of spells but what weapons am I using with 60/40 arc n faith?what do you need 40 fai for
>>491821668it was from an elden ring jazz concert
>>491821617>Malenia's meatless meatlofvegans are indeed rotten creatures that should be deleted with fire
>>491816072my dick...
I just realized that runes are literally the irises of enemies' eyeballs (the grace of gold in their eyes)Which is also why enemies that give a lot of runes have shiny eyes
>>491822141japs are truly retarded
>>491822694Whoa!
>>491821617Still unable to beat the GOAT
I wish the piece with the biggest bonus was ansbach's armor, and not the helmet
>>491821601You're retarded lol. Can only assume this is an attempt to get spoonfed.>Some of my favourite build ideas just don’t have enough support.>Communion dragon.lmao.
>>491821081>Did From just run out of time AGAIN?No. They had more than enough time. What they did was completely mismanage a project which is a standard fare under Miyazaki. Tanimura seems to be incapable of tardwrangling him so every project these two are involved in aims too high and then always falls flat. It happened with DS3, it happened with ER and it will happen again.
>>491821601>but what weapons am I using with 60/40 arc n faith? Something that scales with arc I'd reccon
>>491823095Not familiar with FromSoftware's structure. Were Sekiro and Armored Core 6 made by a different director which is why they're smaller but more complete and tight?
>>491821617>not themed on any of the ingame foodsabsolutely pathetic
>>491822817There's a cafe like this in my town. Every menu item is just a normal thing with a random LOTR word put in front. "Bilbo's Avocado Burger".It's all overpriced "Gourmet" shit where they put fifteen thousand things on each item making it impossible to eat and charge $20 each.
should i give her the tonic?
I'm not replying to that shit
>>491823318Armored core yes, different director but Sekiro no
>>491823474Just kill her and be done with it
Roofie-chan...
I found the Sailbinauric woman
>>491805446The merchants are gypsies Kale is literally named after gypsy groups.
>>491824281Best fucking summon in the dlc
>>491824281>footfag art>make the feet uglier than the fucking ingame modelsExplain this.
>>491823318>but more completeThat's an understatement. AC6 is the definition of a complete game, a rarity in todays age. No cut content visible in the game files at all, just a couple broken AC parts which were probably just for testing purposes since they added brand new ones in a patch wholly unrelated to the broken game file ones. Meanwhile, Elden Ring? Incomplete as fuck. Game files riddled with cut shit and repurposed shit and a metric shitload of the lore was retconned to patchwork it all together.
>>491824537It's like aging cheese. The funk makes it better
>>491824627I think I'm going to grief PVErs to cleanse myself from this conversation.
>>491824812Me too, I hate that I typed that I didn't even post the image
>>491823318Sekiro has been co-directed by Kazuhiro Hamatani. AC6 lists Masaru Yamamura as the main director but they still had 3 other people (including Miyazaki) as "initial game directors" so the project was changing hands at some point in the development.As for the size, I wouldn't say either game had a small team. Sekiro matched the staff count of Bloodborne at around 1100 people. AC6 had ~1400 which is only 200 people less than Elden Ring. It's all a far cry from the 300ish people that worked on the first Dark Souls.
>>491824537This is what I never understood. I don't know if I'm a footfag or not, but I think most feet, especially irl just aren't attractive and only a few ones are cute. I think elden ring has nice feet for women, the nights feet/tnf mod for ffxiv haw nice feet for women, and rdr2 has nice feet for women. Irl a lot of things makes me grossed out by the foot, the nail size and how well they're taken care of, the toe size looking at them from the top, how flat it is, how large the soles are, how the skin color distribution is, the soles to toes ratio, how clean they are. I can go on and on. I feel the same about a lot of features, the eyes for example, I look at their shape, the color of the irises, even brown ones can have slight variations of brown if they're white or some mutt, the shape, how one is slightly more open than the other, whether the eyes are pointed more towards the sides opposed from eachother or if they're facing the same general direction. I can go on and on about each feature of the human body. Its why idk if I'm a footfag or not as I do it with the entire body pretty much
>>491825357you are so weird
>>491812273You spend more time thinking about transsexuality than the average tranny does.Seek help.
>>491826353that is almost certainly not true
>>491826353>he says posting pedo shitclockwork
Does /erg/ do regular boss/area co-op like back during /bbg/?I kind of miss chalice dungeons.
>>491826738noonly invasions and fcs sometimes
>>491826738I never played Bloodborne because I've never owned a sony console after the PSdouble, were Catacombs an attempted follow up to chalice dungeons? My understanding is chalice dungeons were all samey shit
>get to abyssal woods>the atmosphere and mystery is instantly shattered by all the messages saying PARRY PARRY PARY TRY PARRYING SHIELD REQUIREDthey should have made messaging disabled there too
>>491827121>were Catacombs an attempted follow up to chalice dungeons?Not really.There were some preset chalice dungeons which, like catacombs, had certain, preset loot and bosses. But you could also generate your own chalice dungeons which would randomise (to a degree) the loot, layout, and bosses.The fun of it was just generating chalice dungeons of the highest difficulty and running the entire thing with some co-op buddies, sharing the most absurd dungeons, etc.You could find interesting things, like roaming bosses within the dungeons or weird, glitched walls, rare enemies, etc. It made them an ideal place for constant co-op.>My understanding is chalice dungeons were all samey shitYeah, basically. Chalice dungeons I think had a ton of potential, and I wish they'd gotten more work. But unfortunately, Fromsoft only went halfway and as a result, the chalices are just alright.
>>491825517How am I weird? Please explain
>>491825517Now I'm sad because you called someone else weird, I thought you just called me that
>>491827948see >>491825357
I FINALLY BEAT THE FINAL BOSS.It was complete and utter bullshit. I wanted to do it hardmode by using the summons: Thollier and Ansbach, but I couldn't it was way too much health and they would get in the way.I honestly believe this boss was more difficult and more bullshit than Midir. 19 skibidi btw.
>>491828150good job cutie
>>491828005Please explain how what I said was weird
>>491828150post build so I can tell you if you beat it or not
>>491826738The best part is that if the Emulator gets working, there'll be mods to make Chalice's actually endless eventually.>>491827121They were an endgame activity that was effectively endless dungeon crawl. There were different Chalices you activated at different difficulties and modifiers. They also were your best shot at getting the best Gems in the game, because in Bloodborne you slotted weapons with Gems beyond upgrading it to +15 or whatever. Gems could increase damage output by like 250%, so they were very valuable for NGs and PvP.Chalices were fucking cool because they had a lot of different themes. Like old dusty Indiana Jones type dungeons, sticky goopy eldritchy ones, grassy ones, etc. Many had absurdly difficult enemy density. Like imagine a single room with 8 Omens in it, shit like that. But they were also super fucking fun. They weren't truly endless though, there were like 12,000 iterations which basically meant youd never see them all unless you were a massive autist.
Im s short fat mentally ill black man with horrible teeth and extremly sensitive skin What should my build be?
>>491828571pic related, bloodhound's fang + bloodflame bladeL2 only
>>491828742Based Radahn cosplayer
>>491828571white mask lord of blood exaltation power stance cross naginata
>>491826738Nobody does co-op because it causes ydbtgtard melties
>>491828742>>491828864Ill combine these two. Thank you. I'll be sure to do dung eater's ending
I am the whitest man you have ever seen. I think tap water is spicy hyperborean levels of white.What should be my next build
Was Malenia also charmed by Miquella?
>>491829574almost naked type B that gets grabbed by caelid dogs
what the fuck is up with these hornsent fucks having infinite poise? the cleaver wielders in belurat, the warriors, the ascetics>>491829574irl seppuku
>>491829574Magic only no melee Staff of the great beyond 45int45fth
>>491829002What does that mean?
>>491829689miyazaki realized that stance breaking was overpowered so he made everything in the DLC have more stance than god
>>491829730You-disnt-beat-yhe-gametards
Call me a good boy and tell me you love me
>>491830926I won't do the first part but I do love you
>>491830926you have to earn that.
>>491816652>just grafts a bunch of arms to himself that don't do anythinghe could give a handjob to whole army
>>491821617>dish named after Malenia>NOT roasted duck (a waterfowl) in a wine sauce garnished with mushrooms and served with red sweet wine (made with noblerot grapes) and freshly-baked slightly-sweetened wheat bread (there's a wheat symbol on her pauldron)what a retard
>>491822817i lament that we no longer have these prices
>>491815961morgott scrubs up well
>>491815961and obviously mohg would be mogging, as per usual
host got vig checked by the ceiling slime
My queen is kinda stupid! <3
Is the stake at Mogh's place bugged? I've noticed I get summoned right in front of the fog gate instead of downstairs where the stake is at
>>491829665Malenia charmed me.
So what rl should I have if I want frequent invasions?
>>491834694150
BLOOD
>>491832965What a bitch
>>491834881edgelord
>>491835015o ww
>>491834881OCEAN
>>491820020Ranni is not mentally ill, retard.
I've concocted the absolute worst stat spread I've ever seen for a build thats so bad it actually evens out to where EVERY single starting class ends up at the same level so it doesnt matter which one i pick+5 dex from millicents+2 fth from imp head (corpse)
>>491836749You don't have to be mentally ill to do that
Cutebros... a spark of hope is yet to be extinguished...
In the end, is Savage Lion's Claw better or worse than the base Lion's Claw?
>>491837329Drop 30 points from vigor then it'll truly be bad.
>>491838370
>>491838397better
>>491838397worse
>>491837329>bad statswhats the context?
Besides Bloodhound's fang and Treespear, which other weapons can be buffed with grease or magic but you cannot change their Ash of war?
tower settlement ambient is great
>>491838820i want to use all the body part weapons
>>491837329won't be that bad, funnily enough60 vigmid rolling with good armorquality str/dexthe int/fth/arc can all be a tax for specific weapons
>>491838523>>491838590pls which one is it
>st trina's swordcool concept, too bad it has to be nerfed into the ground in pve due to pvp babies crying about sleep mechanic.
>>491840317From is so fucking weird honestly>Add a bunch of status effects>half of them are just copies of each other>the theoretically unique ones are resisted by literally everything in game except players
Interesting discovery I've just made: The runes in Elden Ring are almost identical to what stars look like when viewed through a camera. Vaati speculated it's eyes but it is in fact stars, tying to the celestial theme of Elden Ring. Picrel a star viewed through a camera.That is all.
>>491840658no fun allowed>bleed and frost only, because we realized fast weapons actually suck compared to the poise bonks
i point down every single invasion so why am i not getting hatemail
>>491840193borse
>>491841274Cuz we are just playing the game to have fun?
rate my build please
>>491842389but when i radahnsaw or deathblight magma i do get hatemail...
>>491842493Kinda gay desu
Do you think Malenia and Miquella were fucking? Their relationship feels platonic but I just know Ranni and Rykard were going at it rabbits.
How do you render your webms? I tried uploading a clip but it's heavy as shit.
>>491821081>What IS the purpose of lamenter's mask lore about the Fell God>Also charo's hidden grave is such a stupid nothing area. Two reused bosses and a mini dungeon. Why is it so big and empty like the cathedral zone? Did From just run out of time AGAIN?20% of the DLC is negative space between the northern/western part and 3 quest locations since you spend little time there and only travel through quest locations. It's a different design choice, since the base game already has each area with many the same "boss archetype" repeated. They went for a different approach which I like. There's nothing missing and more than enough content and you end up spending less time there than in half the Weeping Peninsula, but you want that space "filled" by "content".
>>491827984my apologies, you are definitely the weirdest one here though
>>491817456Roderika is for marriage and breeding a football team with. Just like Sellen.
how did miquella get into the tower if he didn't burn the sealing tree?
WHAT WAS THE POINT OF DEFEATING DAME DANE LION WHEN BURNING THE TREE TELEPORTS YOU TO ENIR-ILIM ANYWAYS
why did the godskins kill Iji?
>>491848075the black knives did
>>491848017i read the playtesters were too dumb to figure out to go back through the temple district, so they decided to teleport the player (even if they left the way in the temple district still work)
>>491848229not him, but iji was killed by black flames, so godskins were at the fight and no doubt teleported away.he'd be covered in red flames if the black knives did it.
>>491838518Trina a cute did nothing wrong.Mike a fag deserved death.
>Melina internal name says she is a daughter of Marika? That must be true>Putrescent Knight internal name says it's the GEQ knight? HURR DURR THE GEQ WAS CUTlol explain this logic to me, why would Michael Zaki leave the name but completely reskin and repurpose this?
>>491840317Sleep is stupidly strong in PVE>>491840658>>Add a bunch of status effects >>half of them are just copies of each otherThey aren't>>the theoretically unique ones are resisted by literally everything in game except playersPVE-only faggots still crying about Deathroot lol>>491840979Keen can be buffed, Lightning and Bleed can't
>>491849751Both of these are true. Infact the dlc has one reference to melina in that she's messmers younger sister confirming her as a daughter of marika. Miyazaki likes cutting things, go look at kale's cut questline that was mostly complete, or the dozen other things in er that'll never see the light of day. Only retards say the geq was cut but it's clear there were more black flame things in the dlc before things were changed. Even a weird looking godskin scythe
Rennala's breasts look to be quite large.
Hey bros my name finally get pulled in the lottery. I've been expecting it a long time so I'm not surprised. Going to get send off to war soon, I have been busy preparing to show up tomorrow. A few month ago I was unironically worried I would win lottery too early to not get to play DLC if it never come out for another year but it did came out before so I'm glad I at least got to play it and talk about it with people. Hopefully I will come back and you guys are also still here and alive. peace.
>>491852592Someone explain this in Elden Ring terms
>>491852658anon is an Altus peasant and is being sent to Gelmir
>>491852456If you look at rellana's they're also large. It seems like proportionally those two have the largest breasts in the lands between, marika following as a close third. This also means, considering her aunt, mom, and dad's female self, all have large racks, that ranni would've as well. We know based on her corpse she had a marika tier fat ass when she was alive and had a slightly thinner waist. There's a high chance that body wise ranni would've been the hottest demigod in the lands between. And she killed that bodyThis is worse than anything else ranni has doneAnything Because it means we don't get a big titty, fat ass, likely pale, braided redhead, moon witch wife. We were robbed
>>491852592Good luck broski. Just think of it as an /erg/ FC except everyone is a dragon communion spamming shitter. The rage will protect you.
>>491852914>/erg/ FC except everyone is a dragon communion spamming shitterBut anon that IS erg fc
>>491852592>>491852658>>491852914What lottery is he talking about what is anon doing?
>>491853070Slavnigger got conscripted to go die in a ditch probably
>>491853070He's getting taken away to be used in Raya's BALLing experiments.
>>491847942He was hiding out as a ghost at the entrance for you to burn it.
>>491849751to be fair, he is a "gloam-eyed knight". his eyes are the correct color. there needn't be a connection to the gloam-eyed queen.
>>491853343to add, a godskin knight for the name would be more fitting if he was meant to be a knight of the gloam-eye queen (who was referred to as the queen in black iirc in 1.0).
I would like to have sex with Nepheli Loux
>>491853343>>491853414Cope
>>491853443Her pussy is already all gummed up with Gostoc's gummy rancid yellow seed that he creampies her with every time she falls asleep unguarded. Kenneth is too much of a cuck to make any moves and Nepheli doesn't care for physically weak men so she's just been living normally and doesn't seem to even question why she's waking up every day with slimey greasy cum leaking from her cunt. The real horror of course is that Nepheli is a descendent of Godfrey and Godwyn is a descendant of Godfrey and Godrick is a distant descendant of Godwyn and it's possible Gostoc is some sort of distant bastard of Godrick so it's extremely roundabout incest.
>>491853614
>>491853614>>491853795please please please let the third panel be detailed gore of them getting obliterated into gibbets
>>491853832There is no third panel but that'd be so funny and cute
>Cartoonish gorePotentially humorous>Anatomically-correct goreInstant cause for concern>Elden Ring goreDeep lore of unlimited blood volume
>>491854005
Crazy how boring Gelmir feels after Jagged Peak
I don't understand. I upgraded ansbach's bow to +10, it has dogshit scaling so my stats don't really matter too much, but 542 AR right now, I have the alexander talisman and arrow's sting, but not the other one aswell yet, so why is my damage with it so shit? Do I have to double stack these gay arrow talismans? This thing fucking sucks, It did 1280 damage on the weapon art using dwelling arrows and the magic cracked tear meanwhile my cold milady did 2k on the wing r2
>>491854513Jagged Peak has Gelmir beat in terms of atmosphere but Gelmir stomps when it comes to exploration. Around when the game came out I did a region locked no weapon upgrade run focused on just Gelmir and realized there's actually quite a lot you can do on Gelmir for such a small area.
>>491855284Elden ring is awful for exploration. The rewards are never worth it
Finished the dlc yesterday. Was pretty fun but one thing that felt a little weird was how every major faction/player had to have their own little area and representative, made it feel like a greatest hits album in a wayThe rot and frenzied flame areas felt particular like they were inserted to meet the quotas
So radahn is eitherA massive nerd who copies the abilities of those he fanboys over(godfreys stomps and godwyn's axe spin) making him the biggest basedfacing nerd in the lands between that would piss himself if godfrey so much as looked at him and was the one responsible for miquella wanting to give godwyn true death as he's that much of a fanboy of the golden lineage he wouldn't accept their golden child being a deformed messOr He's a reskinned godwynYou decide
I think it's time for Souls to retire.
They can't just create something sick like Bear Communion and just give us a single weapon and spell
>>491856221Should have been a girl I could dress up and give different hair styles and make wear slutty clothes.
>>491853640bit weird
>>491856545That's for the sequel, Lies of O(z) where you play as Dorothy.
>>491856230You even have the head gear, why are you complaining? It's more thematic than what dragon communion gets, they don't even get the bear necessities.
>>491840193worter
>>491856663I will now buy your game
So when malenia still had her feet what did they smell like?
>>491856663fuck i would buy a game that's set in oz and uses all the wacky stuff from the other novels in a heartbeat
How does ranni feel about me cosplaying her mom
>>491852592hold up a sign that says 'you didn't beat the game' when you get droned
>>491857193My question is how would ranni react if you had something from each of her family Mother's HatLong braided red hair like her fatherAunt's armorBrothers bowOther brothers swordWould the sex be awkward
>>491857225>>491857540Meant for this guy
>>491857041Malenia's feet even when they were rotting were likely as clean as possible. It would smell heavily of rotted flesh but masked in perfume and soap. Yes there's soap in the lands between. It's made out of albinaurics and omen
>>491852592Good luck, don't expose yourself more than you need and remember every person/ennemy you meet is a human being not a hollow.
>>491857540>Would the sex be awkwardif a bow and sword probably
>>491858128Speaking of I expect sex with someone like godfrey to be incredibly violent. A fucked up mixture of sex and genuine combat with weapons thrown in. I propose this is why marika's bed is stone and why healing spells are found there. They had violent bloody sex.
>>491858352They probably battle pre sex as foreplay and to see who topped that time.
>>491858549Fightsex with marikaSpacesex with ranniGhostsex with melinaGentlesex with malenia/millicentRoughsex with nepheli Dubconsex with ryaWho am I missing
>>491858840Fia
>>491858840Which position for each?
Average femboy madeApplaud me.
where can i find the ost of the dlc in flac ?
>>491858840latenna
>>491858115>Yes there's soap in the lands betweenuh yeah its literally an ingame item
>>491858840Tiche
>>491850267>Sleep is stupidly strong in PVElol
Smithscript Axe, Spear, dagger, back blade thingy, or hammer?And shield or no?
>>491823372>crab>prawns>raisins>random hunk of raw meat that gives you food poisoning>everything else is dipped in cough medicine
>>491850267>Sleep is stupidly strong in PVEmaybe if you are duping items or cheating but then its moot at that point. its not good in pve because its too strong in pvp
>>491861214nono
>>491821617>Blaidd's bourbon on a sundae>(Bourbon on a sundae)What does this have to do with Blaidd? When is he ever associated with bourbon or ice cream in the game?
>>491852450>Miyazaki likes cutting things, go look at kale's cut questline that was mostly complete Anything cut for Elden Ring didn't fit the game. Kale's quest was pointless when Hyetta exists>or the dozen other things in er that'll never see the light of dayNothing was cut. that wasn't supposed to be cut, and that is, Miquella base game content for obvious reason. Fromsoftware even decided NOT TO cut unfinished quests and update them. There's zero evidence of any DLC cut content, it's just faggots frustrated at the lore not going where they wanted it to go, as if the Gloam Eyed Queen existing EVER makes sense and they simply managed to erase every single reference to it despite leaving trails of actual cut questlines. "HURR DURR EVIL MIYAZAKI CUT MY CONTENT WHERE'S MY GLOAM EYED QUEEN". Went through the same shit with Dark Souls 3.
>>491862495*cums on you*
>>491862247Yes, fuck off.But why? I mean they seem fun.
>>491862779because they are all dogshit
>>491825091Wait what? That many people work at From? I still thought they had like 300 people. 1400 is crazy
Yeah i'm calling it quits on Radahn.It's just so fucking awful, I'm not gonna torture myself to finish this lackluster DLC.
>>491863012
>>491845898Webm for LazysEnable high quality mode and file size limit to 3.95Set resolution to something reasonable for the video length
>>491847228How are lamenters related to the fell god?
>>491862939So?So is the fucking lava whip but I enjoy it.
>>491863012filtered
>>491861214>>491862779They are weak as shit, unless you infuse them with bleed then they are decent
>>491805446>JustifiedThey put <100 people in jars and you seethe. Marika was a confirmed hornsent cock whore who worked with them while her people got turned into freaks.
>>491862495Headcanon
>>491864461>100 peopleDid you visit lamenter gaol? There are piles of thousands of corpses in the lower level with the jars, and it's just that one place.
>>491863012Summon Taylew or use the cheese strat that makes him kill himself
bayle is a pretty cool elden lord
>those proportionsWhat's wrong with this niggaFuckin weird gay rapist
Let's settle this once and for all. Who's the top
>>491865589>Makes pedophiles seethehe is based
>>491865781Radahn wont fuck him.Sorry Mike
Why did Eldenring flop?
I stopped giving a shit about all the birthing and sex in this game when I realized everyone is just a tree pretending to be human.
>NTRs disgusting pedosbased
>>491866187WE WUZ KANGZ GAMEPLAY required NO skill.ER is the only game with skill
>>491866323Autists always make me question if we play the same game
>>491866187>59.99€Do chinks really?
>>491866414>€>Do chinks really
>>491816898They have overtly flamboyant moves which feel too anime and have attacks with multiple hit animations.They feel fucky to use because they are fucky.
is pvp still trash after the patch?
>>491829574Classic knight with a STR focus using the claymore in the offhand (two hand it in regular gameplay) and a dagger in the main hand to use it during criticals like a true knight of the past.
>>491865781Miquella tops
>>491864461Headcanon alert
>>491865589>>491865781>>491866058>>491867168Miquella didn't fuck radahns ass stop please let the man have some dignity left. PLEASE
>>491866218>Make shitters mad>Makes pedos mad>Makes lorelets mad>Proudly doubles down on Elden Ring bossesBest DLC ever
>>491802536Are there any recommended mods for Elden Ring?
>was already powerful even without a Great RuneGreat Rune juiced up Messmer would probably be the strongest demigod
>>491869262What would be his great rune?
>>491869262Fujos like THIS!?
>>491868921>makes rannifags happy>makes marikafags happy>ranni and marika are the only actual marriable characters and the central characters of the settingYup. Total victory
>>491869262>>491869323I'm a mentally ill racist lanky redhead with mommy issues and a pet snake. What kinda women can I attract
>>491869028post the source and i'll answer
>>491870074NovelAI
Why won't you love me back you have to accept my love everyone else loves me but I chose you yet you deny me why? Do you know how grateful anyone else would be in your situation? Why can't you just love me? I want you. Not them. You. I want to be yours. I want you to be mine. You have to be mine. I will make you mine. Somehow. Someway.
Does having a FPS cap on your client impose desynchronization in multiplayer gameplay?Or, fromsoftware netcode has always been bad?
>"O lightless creature... Embrace thine oblivion, as shall I"Kino.... up there with Maliketh's "O, Death. Become My Blade, Once More"
Not sorry enough!
>>491871658Messmer as firstborn is headcanon btw. Same with miquella being amongst the last children Marika's firstborn was had with the fell god itself. The first child was radagon
>>491871935Man you must be fun at parties.>man that porno is so shit>everyone knows you can't rape a little boy like that, you need proper preparation>9S would never be that submissive>it's bullshit, you don't suddenly start enjoying getting raped by 2B with a futa cock
>>491870864excuse me
>>491807729>multiple instances of christ like sacrifices and ressurrection>Honest to God actual Blasphemy>red pilledChoose one and only one you heretic.
>>491872196Friendly reminder that the red pill was an analogy for the oestrogen the Wachovski brothers were taking back then.Just so you know that you're a transsexual apologist :^)
>>491808831>what exactly makes her disgustingThe reptilian tendency to carry salmonella as part of her natural microbial flora. Have fun getting sick every time you hold hands with her and forget to sanitize them before eating.
>>491872336t. doesn't lick his own eyeballs
>>491872334I don't actually care one way or the other about trannies. I just hate hypocrisy.
Zio is based?!?
>>491872603I don't care either. I just want people to know what they're actually talking about when they talk about redpill, since people who bring it up so often tend to hate trannies.
>>491872085No I don't agree with this. I would enjoy being raped by 2b. Lmao
>>491872608I mean his name is one letter away. He gives good Elden Ring news.
>PvP>Katana or sword poke attack spam every invasion or arena fightWow that's so interesting
>>491872695I'm glad you brought this to my attention, anon.
>>491872608You are aware he and tarnished archeologist post here right
>>491873149I'm aware vatti does
>>491873390I wonder if Elden Ring YouTubers get their theories here?
>>491872608Kinda ironic since he was a zoomer haircut. Either he's antisemitic or a palestinian supporter. Or both.
The Empyrean stareWhen a tarnished says something so unkindly you gotta hit them with the Empyrean stare
>>491871303probably both
>>491873606>Zoomer >Palestine supporterChecks out.
>>491872889cat burger
>>491821081>What IS the purpose of lamenter's maskI ask the same question but about the super rare arteria leaf.
>>491873736So the only to farm arteria leaves is to do a bunch of ng+?
>>491872608I'm not even in to the whole conspiracy of Jews controlling the world but the fucking irony of point number 2 given the subject matter.
>>491874349This but with Miquella. And a female Tarnished with a strap on.
>>491872132Love me
>>491873532A few of the more popular lore theories for the dlc were posted here first some pre release during the leak phase
Ok, Jagged Peak on NG+7 is actually impossible. The dragons have more HP than fire giant. Did they not playtest this shit?
>>491872608Can someone give me a rundown about what this is about? Can it be challenged and how in the fuck does this supersede the first amendment?
>>491848440that's just a visual bug. same thing happens with the somber gargoyle greatsword. its destined death, but the hit effects are black flame
>>491874752STOP ASKING QUESTIONS GOY
>>491873736Oh look, it's the faggot autist that gets FOMO from the crafting system lol
>>491873390why would vaati even come here when he gets his theories from his own discord
>>491874701Senessax might just be the single worst piece of shit boss in the entire game
>>491802895Fuck the things I'd do to her body. I'm glad she got a thread in /aco/. I want to become her consort
>want to do a new playthrough>got a new build planned and everything>can't get past the chapel of anticipation's doorsFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK
>>491876961is your y button broken or something
>>491877070No I just lose motivation real fast
>go to sleep>wake up>only 100 more postsIt takes more than a day go go through a single general thread now. It's fucking dead.
Elder Rings is wild like what's the point of these stupid graces? Yeah let me trace back to castle morne where i killed that boss that leads to nothingness.
>>491864337Well the hammer and shield aren't for PVP...But what else is at a distance other than 3 inches, fun, and isn't spells?
>>491877712I told you I'd kill the thread if you didn't become my bf. You can revive the thread. Just take my hand.
>>491878529Why did your char skip leg-day?
Melina owes my Tarnished sexual relief.
>>491865154I'm impregnating him.
I don't deserve to be Elden Lord. I have the strength of body to take the Elden Ring by force, but I lack the strength of heart to empathize with the people of the Lands Between and ask for their help.
>Malenia and Godfrey/Hoarah have movements that pass as "Quickstep">Player quickstep sucks>Player quickstep is worse than regular rollingHOWWHY
>>491837329>almost softcapped lightning infusion>almost softcapped 2h heavy infusion>enough FTH/DEX/ARC to use all hybrid weapons>enough END to wear heavy armor>can use hefty lightning pots>some mind to L2 spamThat's pretty much the perfect build for a high level melee character.
>>491880558*rapes you*What now?
You all know that black wall by the passage that leads to the Fog Rift catacombs and is west of Ensis and TECHNICALLY part of it even though it has a river between it the castle?How the fuck do I get there, this has been a question for me since day one and I can't find a path to it from north of the wall.
>>491803005>nerfedAs it should be, overpowered bullshit
>>491838370>>491838518>>491848457Malenia wasn't so loyal to miquella because she was charmed. She genuinely believed in her brothers goals and was having cute yuri sex with trina regularly.
>>491880894It's my headcanon that Malenia spanked Trina to vent out her frustration at Miquella constantly trying to pull one over Marika's eyes, and failing every time.
>>491881023shut the fuck up
>>491881163Wow, you're pretty rude, Miquella.
>>491880894Trina is pure and wouldn't touch a HARLOT like Malenia.
>>491880814no
>>491879354She uses her pussy to clean Torrent's cock
>>491879354And feet.
>"I am Malenia, Blade of Miquella>And I have never known the feet">first scene we see miquella in he doesn't have shoesSo she was just lying?
>>491881378Wdym no, why not
>>491881441I think it makes Ranni murderously jealous but she forces herself to put up with it because she knows her doll feet can't get the job done.
>>491881250St. Trina is the heroin dealer, the Cleanrot Knights fought the Opium Wars
>>491881275I'm glad the community understands who wears the pants in this relationship. For all the talk of this being a girlboss setting there are a lot of women who show obsessive devotion to men too.
>>491881915Just you wait until I become his consort. He won't wear pants anymore after that.
>>491881915Miquella is the most alpha male in the lands between>doesn't simp for women>takes what he wants when he wants>raped two of the biggest and strongest male demigods to show dominance >orders malenia around >followers so loyal he doesn't even need to charm them most of the time >never got cucked like godfrey>got rid of his female half de-trooning himself unlike radagon>responsible for caelid being nuked All the while being cute.
>>491881915I mean like she literally calls herself the blade of Miquella yeah
>>491881451She means carnal knowledge.
I headcanon that Malenia and her Knights conducted purging campaigns against hordes of TWLID prior to the events of the game because they're already famous before the Shattering begins going by the Winged Sword Insignia and Hand of Malenia descriptions, TWLID appear to be fucking everywhere except the Snowfield/Haligtree, and both Malenia's knights and the regular Haligtree Lordsworn all have spells stated to have been developed specifically to kill TWLID (Last Rites).
>>491881915this is the result of shitty retconned lore making Mike a sociopath, originally they were obsessively devoted to each other and everything Mike did was to help his sister.
>>491880842You gotta take the road north past ensis, like you’re headed to shadow keep, then turn left at the top of the hill and approach from above. There’s a troll knight in a ravine and south of that are some ledges you can jump down. Facing south toward ensis, the fog rift catacomb valley will be on your right and the ledges to jump down will be on your left.
>>491882287>never got cu-He lost.
Miquella and MaleniaSitting in a treeK-I-S-S-I-N-G!First comes love, Then comes marriage, Then comes the baby in the baby carriage.
>>491884015kill yourself
>>491884015She's barren, she can't get pregnant....
>>491884059whats wrong anon...
>twinfags still coping that Mike ever gave a single fuck about Malenia.OH NO NO NO NO
>>491884286It's like Griffith, he did love them but ultimately the dream outweighed that and she/them knew that when they joined
>>491884142The tarnished's seed is strong.
>>491883219Mike's loss of himself is the least compelling tragedy in the whole game. Malenia has a nice one even if it isn't properly shown, but the second they decided she had to die Miqy had to go too. I'm a huge twinsfag but it's telling how bad the ending is that even people who hate me for my obsession would have preferred Malenia as the final boss.
>>491884517r o t t e nw h o r e
>>491884472Malenia isn't Mikes Guts though. She's not even his Gaska.>>491884537>Malenia 2.0Would have been just as bad as Nu Radahn. Someone new or just Mike.
>>491884537I would've loved if we got to take Miquella as a bitc- I mean as a consort.
I want to nuke Miquella's gut biome and force him to humiliate himself
>>491884715I know, its not a perfect analogy since in Beserk the band of the hawk were cowards all>>491884626I'm honestly suprised she never killed herself
>>491884821Give him 21st century candy and make him throw up candy slime
>>491884260Their love is so beautiful it's insane.>>491884737Miquella should have been the only ending for Type Bs. Total faggot death.
>>491884987Martin recently said he designed miquella to always have been gay and thought he was good and accurate gay representation
>>491884987I would have replayed Elden Ring entirely as a Type A if it ended with marrying Miquella.He deserves to be unable to sit.
>>491885287you dont even play elden ring
>>491885174lmao
uhh
>>491872603>i just hate hypocrisy[EUPHORIC TIPPING INTENSIFIES]
What's your least favorite/most hated part about her?
>>491885526Take your meds lol
>>491885174Very funny but I have been saying this for weeks and will be proven right in the end.
in a cut line Gowry says Millicent is in love with the Tarnished if they helped her and fought alongside her at the end of the quest.her memories would presumably transfer to Malenia via the dew needle, explaining another cut line where she calls you her friend.this is a reference to Norse myth where valkyries would become lovers of mortal heroes if they could prove themselves as virtuous mighty warriors, especially if they were einherjar, which the Tarnished are obviously based on. In that case they could also fight alongside their new lovers (e.g. Sváfa, who was then reborn as Sigrún and then Kára, in the same way that Millicent would be reborn as part of Malenia; Sigurn then willingly marries the mortal hero who killed all her brothers and even kills one of her own brothers when said brother kills the hero).This is also why Malenia is associated with swans (=wings, waterfowl dance, flowing water motif) and is encountered sleeping next to a holy tree in service to the new king of the gods.in other words Malenia crushing the Tarnished's pelvis is lore-accurate and thematic.
>>491886278>in other words Malenia crushing the Tarnished's pelvis is lore-accurate and thematic.Except it was cut, therefore it's not canon
>>491802536What the lowest level I can be while still getting online activity at max weapon upgrade level?
>>491886046she's too innocent to be fuckable
>>491886330he still blatantly uses sexual innuendo about you and Millicent in the final game
>>491886507Maybe. But Millicent's personality doesn't seep into Malenia anymore, right?
>>491886603We don't know if it does, we don't know what happens after you put the dew needle in her or what the dew even is other than that it comes from Millicent and the game thinks it's important enough to draw attention to it.
>>491883702Thanks, found the path down by the grace
>>491886137its not about medsthis one french faggot spent weeks posting his gameplay talking about spanking miquella or some shit yet he got filtered at the haligtree (not malenia, btw), you'll never see a single picture of him past fire giant or in the dlc (that he calls shit, because of miquella)you will, however, see him posting pictures of his ugly ass and having a melty over it getting deleted
>>491871449One of my favourite lines by far, as well as horny granny's speech at the start of the dancing lion fight.
I've been reading ER fanfics again
>>491887780Tbf in the French version of the game, Loretta and some of the enemies literally can't die because their death animation is tied to the language and yoy have to turn it to English for the haligtree
Any fun ideas for themed low level invasion builds?
>>491888762I've been reading the blueprints to the building you live inI will obliterate you
>>491827714>he plays the game logged in
>>491886330Cope sorry
>>491871449Kind of a lamer version of Lothric's line, he sounded a little too bored delivering it.
>doing dragon communion build>it sucks and the spells are boringgod dammitare gelmir magma sorceries viable? I am trying to do more specific or obscure sorts of builds.
>>491890204???It's good and the spells are funz what ones are you using
Was watching Pirates of the Caribbean when these two showed up on screen. Aren't those the fucking Raya Lucaria niggers? They look identical
>>491890339theyre all the same and theyre all slow as fuckthey do good damage but a fucking 4 second windup on every spell is just not fun
>>491890434Honestly a really bad take.You should probably just got back to swinging a katana and mashing roll
how come there are no Elden Ring mods that utilize the english voice lines of Reed from Arknights to create an alternate Melina quest path for when you don't want to burn her?
>>491888853>French version of the game, Loretta and some of the enemies literally can't die because their death animation is tied to the language and yoy have to turn it to English for the haligtreeIs this a joke? Does this actually happen?
>>491830926it depends, who are you
good morning erg!!
>>491891440Cute Dragon Melina. Cuter than actual Melina.
i like how rellana is one of 2 good bosses in the dlc, yet they didnt put a stake of marika in front of it so the only way to co-op the boss is to manually put a sign down in front of it, rendering you unable to play the game and you have to just fucking sit there hoping to get summoned. i hate fromslopware so much its unreal.
>>491894184--- --- --- ---!
>>491894194I like Yorshka too.
>>491894184morning poster good rya
>>491888762>check ongoing Malenia or Miquella fic >every single one has a footer on how hyped they are for the dlc>followed by the next chapter seething about how much the dlc plot sucks and how they aren't going to use any of itjej
Messmer? Brainwashed by Miquella
>>491895139whore
>>491895139those kisses actually feel so nice
>>491895046justified
>>491894905
>>491895139Madison...
>>491895139someone has to stop that monster!how dare he!messmer is not for kissingmessmer is for killing and burning and genociding
>>491894184Good morningWhat if she was playing around with the idea of having a noose around her neck and accidentally sslipped and knocked over the attack of books she was standing on, and broke her neck but because Destined Death is removed ahe disnt die so she kept choking and dying again over and over because her neck would just heal with the rope around it again still pulled taut
>>491895046I never realized how much of a twinsfag I was until I got burned by the DLC. Now I feel an unconditional solidarity with them all as the ones who care about this story the most, underwhelming as it is.
>>491896469Rya...
>>491826738I could certainly go for some /bbg/-era action right now.Anyone on Playstation up for co-oping against Jori, Elder Inquisitor? Acquiring help from Discord servers have been hopeless.Rune Level: 7 Weapon Level: +0 Scadutree Blessing: 0 I can get him to phase 2 consistently enough, but once the five-man gank comes out then the list of available punish-windows become unbearably short.
>>491896949>rl7
>>491896639I think it'd be so funny to see how'd she be reacting or trying to get out figure out what's going on inside her headI dont know how I'd react, I guess maybe trying to find the fastest position to make it kill me so I can minimize the amount of time spent gurgling or choking
Can axes work for Frenzy builds both stat wise and thematically? What about smithscript weapons?
>>491897112Yeah, base-level Prophet.
>>491872608https://x.com/VilebloodMori/status/1827832816895418372>post on /erg/ shows up on my timeline laterscary...
>>491872608I've looked this up and apparently he's full-on Great Replacement theory white nationalist territory while also being hyperreligious Christian (even though these two views really shouldn't fit together).I'm actually kind of bummed about it because while I never thought much of his content I did like that he was one of the few Souls YouTubers willing to just call shit shit after the DLC came out and I thought his lite fitness blogging might've been a good influence on his viewers while also making the soulstuber community look slightly less pathetic.
>>491898432That's literally all fine though
What's the easiest way to get into Altus AND Leyndel? I wanna get the Golden Order Seal as soon as possible for this INTFTH run
>>491896949>0 Scaduwould love to help if i could but i haven't got that far yet
>>491895782MessmerRadahn Mohg Godwyn
I'm sorry for being so angry all the time
What should the new green phantom class in Elden Ring 2 be? Imho, they are nominally allies of the host, but friendly fire is possible, and there are rewards if the green phantom kills the host and vice versa
>>491895139Horrible post
>>491895782>>491899521Marika was indeed in on the night of black knives. Godwyn was too hence his name of martyr and in jp the kanji is willing sacrifice. Why? Miquella. Godwyn knew miquella was a rapist and knew miquella would've raped, brainwashed, and forcibly married him. He didn't want that. Marika herself didn't want it either, but radagon was pro it, thus meaning the elden beast was pro it, and marika was left powerless to prevent her golden boy's rape. But ranni had a plan. She would help marika's assassins steal the rune of death to make the black knives. Marika, desperate to save her son, agreed to this. Godwyn willingly allowed the assassin's to carve the rune of death into him, believing with destined death ending him, Miquella wouldn't be able to get a hand on him, but ranni screwed them both over, carving the other half into herself, killing godwyns soul but not his body, and the opposite for ranni. This is why marika was so upset, she knew she herself had played a part in her son's undeath, and why she seemed to blame radagon more than ranni, some of her last words insulting him. Radahn stopped the stars for this reason too, miquella openly pining for radahn after godwyns death freaked him out so hard he tried marching on leyndell to hide in it, safe from Miquella, but morgott kicked him out, so he ran further, to caelid, where he'd conquer it and the stars, to provide a place for himself to hide, and stopping fate itself to save his ass(literally).This is also why the "kind" radahn butchered so many especially around redmane castle, it hurt him to do, but he couldn't allow people who weren't his loyal followers to be in the castle, else one could let miquella in and it would be over for radahn and the occupants there wouldn't leave, so they were killed and burned to deter anyone from bothering him or his men, fearing agents of the haligtree
Why does everybody hate OnlyWaifu
>>491900392it's okay sweetie being angry does not make you unlovable, now do you wanna talk about it?
>>491901549Idk why Rya makes me mad
>>491901216His drawings of ranni, melina, and roderika and the voices makes me hard
my toes are unbelievably itchy today my dear fellow sp/erg/s
>>491901216idk about anons but at least I despise his content for stealing the voices of the actresses for his profit
>>491900505Bring back gravelording but don't make it ng+ only this time
>>491901919Post em
>>491901864Does she remind you of someone? Does she remind you of yourself? Is it that you believe she should know better? Do you just feel like her appreciation is undeserved? Do you feel like you did not get the appreciation you believed you deserved growing up and so neither should she?
>>491901919diabeetus?
>>491902097sorry but someone's got exclusivity rights to them already, you can however picture them in your mind's eye any way you please but do make sure to take into account an unbelievable and likely fungal itchiness
Look mom, I'm making int/arc work!
>>491828150>19 skibidi btwYou should be absolutely steamrolling Radahn at that high level skibidi.Because of that, none of your opinions in this game matter and I hope you keep that in mind from now on at all times.
>>491902317I thought diabetes makes you not feel your toes which is the opposite of me right nowMalenia would have the itchiest toes followed by obvious Millicent and susprisingly, Boggart
>>491902948Malenia's legs are prosthetic
I want to kiss and massage Malenia's knees and the stumps below them
>>491902193I ahate her
>>491902754
>>491903053phantom itch is even worse because there will be found none relief, the rot keeps her remaining nerve endings acting as though the toes are all there still experiencing unbearable itch
>>491903270then stop thinking about her dummy
>>491902193NoNoShe shouldYesNo, I don't think that
>>491903270You're rya. She reminds you of yourself. That's why you hate her
>>491903778I cant>>491904145I'm not and no she doesnt
>>491872608I never watched him because of all the "big" soulstubers he produces by far the laziest and least interesting slop out there.Now I will.
>>491873390He used to. Now he doesn't. His channel has been kind of shit since
>>491904115Imagine being in denial and jealous of a fantasy character getting attention ahahahaahah love yourself more lil dude
>>491904587It was good when he posts my headcanons but now he posts other people's and its bad
>>491904974based
>>491904217I know who this is. Where's my game?
>>491904656I'm not in denial or jealous and I wouldn't havr any reason to be, she has no positive qualities to be jealous of
>>491888762The DLC coming out and being a huge disappointment and all the writefagging and character-related talk here makes me feel like writing something but I haven't done creative writing since Creative Writing in high school...
>>491894905>mask-type helmet like this covers the mouth, but not the noseWhy are so many helmet like this? It looks silly.
>>491896469>Rya hangs herself>instead of dying she just reverts into her snake form where her neck stretches comically long until she's on the ground again>silly cartoon fail sounds play while this happens
>>491905147UhgLast time I tried posting a steam key it got scraped by a bot, add me on steam 1009340537
I have finished Leyndell in my current blind run, and I am wondering if I should buy the DLC for my first playtrough or leave it for a NG+
>>491896469This general comes up with the craziest snuff fetish shit
>>491904974This but unironically
>>491905779Nope, her snake neck is thicker than her human neck so it'd just snap it again right away and choke her faster But that is funny
>>491897259>I guess maybe trying to find the fastest position to make it kill me so I can minimize the amount of time spent gurgling or chokingEnglish Executioners had the so-called "Table of Drops" where there was a list of how high the drop from the gallows needs to be (by weight and height) in order to snap your neck right away.
>>491905938It's not a fetish>>491906118I mean if you were already stuck there resurrecting
what do demigods do in their free time?marika is whoring herself, that's obvious, she's a confirmed sex-addictbut the others?are they married to their jobs, like messmer, or do they fool around and have some hobbies?my headcanon is ranni is a doll collectorand has a giant undergound ranni-cave full of action figures and dolls and sexdolls of all shapes and sizesand she can become each and every one of thembig boobs rannismall boobs rannibig ranni tiny ranniblonde ranni freckles ranniblack ranniunderage rannishota ranniranni the firefightermarika rannimiquella ranniand that's why we chose her as our consort
>>491897602>stats wise There's not really a frenzy inflicting axe, so you have to settle for just using a faith scaling axe/faith infused axe like Death knight's twin axes, or just infuse a warped axe with a faith infusion. Smithscript weapons have abysmal faith scaling. I don't know how you'd use them.
>>491896469>>491906229>>491906003Is there a reason why you want Rya to die so badly?
>>491906485Malenia spars, studies war tactics, cooks, and gardens.
>lvl 230 in DLC NG+>dont want to level up more and fuck up the possibility to find online sessions>got in NG+ before that minesbells could be carried over so now i dont have unlimited smithing stones, which are locked until Farum Azula>dont want to beat gold Godfrey because it would lock me out of Leyndell coop sessions>each DLC boss drops like 500k runes and have no idea idea how to spend themis there something useful to spend money on before the endgame or should i just say fuck it, rush the game and start NG++ with all the mining bells? i hate the feel of wasting millions of runes honestly
>>491906485>my headcanon is ranni is a doll collectorYou're thinking of Seluvis. Ranni is busy being a scheming NEET who keeps napping in her tower.
>>491905152You would not be this upset nor would you hold the belief that she should know better without you being able to empathize with her experience to a significant degree or having had experiences with someone similar, as without such the normal person's reaction to her and people like her is either sympathy or indifference, and you cannot excuse your being upset at her receiving attention as anything other than projected jealousy without extending this feeling to any other character of the game that receives similar attention. I suggest being more honest with yourself about your own self image first.No matter, Rya still loves (You)!
>>491906931>It's not a fetish
Possibly the most interesting theory regarding the Gloam Eyed Queen, Placidusax and Metyrhttps://youtu.be/SghQboIG3ds?si=dyBn_ZlivahILMlk
>>491898889plsthe magma drake sounds like cancer early game but the medallion in dragonsbarrow is surrounded by those tanky as fuck bats that sounds way worse
>>491903428>>491902754>1280x720>2mb
>>491908282>but the medallion in dragonsbarrow is surrounded by those tanky as fuck bats that sounds way worseNobody says that you have to fight them. I literally just run past them and grab the medallion half every run.
>>491907304>You're thinking of SeluvisNo, no, no, he's a nasty creep, Ranni is a wholesome doll collector. In my headcanon he is a doll collector who turned to the dark side of doll collecting and betrayed The Way of Collecting. And she's a true doll nerd, a doll goddess.
>>491906931Many but also hard to phrase and theres probably too many to make a conprehensive list, but I think she deserves it and one of the big things is how gross and naive she is, she's basically setting up her own death/bad end and so she deserves it because it's the logical conclusion of her own incapability to prevent it>>491907684Its not>>491907673I disagree with that and half of it doesn't make sense
>>491907273>230you already fucked up bro, go to the max bracket
>>491908640yeah I know jack shit about making webms, any recommendations?
>>491908815>It's not a fetish I just like to fantasize about a cute girl dying violently in different ways(which is totally not a snuff/gurofag thing to do at all)
>>491908668I've only tried that once and I got ganked immediately, how the fuck
>>491908850960x540, 4mb limit>>491909332you can just run past them and climb the ladder, at most you'll just get poisoned
>>491908815Let's play: Is it a fetish or a personality disorder? My bet? It's the latter.
This is some nice stuff I find around
I still haven't even seen a fifth of the DLC.
>>491909217She isn't cute, shws disgusting, and how you feel grossed out/uncomfortable about that is how I feel about her being around alive and unhurtI feel more comfortable and at ease knowing she'll end up like >>491896469>>491909732It's neither, it's not a fetish and I'm normal or better
>>491909538what software?
>>491909908lovely plants and incredibly cute
>>491910073Fromsoftware
>>491910014>I'm normal or better>posts on 4chongs
>>491908709>Ranni is a wholesome doll collector>underage ranni>shota ranniNigger do you hear yourself speak?
>>491910460his shitposts were doing pretty okay until then, now that the illusion is broken it's sorta pointless to reply to it
>>491910073webm for retardsi record with obs
I love my hygienic and mentally well-adjusted daughter.
>>491911081I want to fucking murder her in cold blood and watch her body spasm and convulse like a mortally-wounded fragile little bird with her neck snapped 180 degrees
>>491908815>>491910014That still doesn't sound very nice. She's stupidly naive, but that just makes it feel more fucked up that bad shit happens to her. I thought you posted that Rya image with the self harm scar marks to imply that she's happier and better now, but that you take joy in the thought of her hurting herself is unpleasant. I bet you were quite happy to kill her at the end of her questline.
>>4919104604chan is a good site, you're using it right now
>>491865589Mike's like the animals that form the megazord. His proportions look normal after docking with Radahn.
>>491911289Yes, yoy shouldHow would you do it?
>>491910734They aren't shitposts, I'm writing new stuff each time or try to>>491911296>self harm scars>scarsAnon, look closer at the image, they aren't scars they're recent
>>491908846why? according to the online calcultator i should be able to summon people in the range of level 200-260, which is completely fine for me. i dont do duels, i just like to fuck around in coops and some occasional invasion. i could see putting other 10-20 points in the build but honestly i dont see how to invest 70 levels for my character.are you saying that i will find the majority of people in 300+ and thus be more easily matched online?
>>491911959Whoah that's even more rude. I bet if Tanith wouldn't let this happen to her daughter.
>>491912094I highly doubt many people are summoning for co op in that range...
>>491912192I imagine it's set after Tanith is dead/eating Rykard and Rya left the Tarnished so she's alone and doesn't have anyone stopping th ebehaviour so she can get deeper and deeper into it until something like that or the other things say
>>491912701>cast Heal From Afar on her>teach her Heal From Afar>wounds are now healed>she can now heal any future wounds inflicted on her by the cruel worldYou have been outplayed, you dung eating sadist.
>>49182969243/43 is enough for the softcap iirc, but this is the correct answer, based
>>491913213That assumes she has the stats for it, and even with healing spells you the tarnished die all the timeAnd I'm not a sadist
>>491913213I also meant to attach this gif. (I am dancing because Rya is saved)
>>491912372how do invasions even work at 150+ level if people dont coop?anyway, you will be surprised by the amount of bad players who summon me for boss fights only to be killed in 5 seconds. i think that its too damn easy to overlevel in this game.
>>491913460Her faith in her dad and her mother is quite high, no doubt. And since she's a non-player-character she also has a big HP bar, and when there's a boss she can just run away. >And I'm not a sadistYeah, not a sadist, you're just thinking about how to inflict pain and suffering on Rya.
>>491913213no matter, she has force field, literally untouchable, except for when she lets you
>>491913496Its funny that you post Mohg since Rya is like the Formless Mother, she craves wounds
>>491913778I dont think that really translates to the stat, idk I feel like she would've casted magic already if she couldIm literally not sadistic
>>491913827Where exactly does this headcanon come from? Your own experience?
what happened to the shotacon twitter guy who was obsessed with making Mogh x Miquaella ecchi art?
>>491914035If you're not sadistic then why do you keep thinking up sadistic fantasies where bad things happen to Rya?
>Riftina>Noxy>Radahnschizo>Rya sadistwhat is the next upcoming persona cutie
>>491914043I dont know>>491914305Because I think she deserves it?
>>491914485Riftina and Noxy were the same.
>>491914485I'm not a sadist
>>491914659that's the point it's all the same guy
>>491906629>I don't know how you'd use them.Utility. Was thinking of switching from an Iron Greatsword to either a Messmer Soldier axe since it also feels like something a maddened individual would use visually, description adds to it.That and the Smithscript stuff utlity would be a nice addition to the slow frenzy stuff with their fast ranged attacks and their busted and worn appearances fit the Vagabond and Finger armors.
>>491914502You've not yet given a single actualy reason as to why she deserves it. What supposedly immoral acts has Rya apparently commited that she would deserve to suffer like that?
>>491914161he's still posting
>>491914671Whatever you say Mr SadisticAutist. I bet you had a phase where you liked Barney torture art a little too much.
>>491914827Oh, if you want to use it just for aesthetics then yeah, the smithscript axe could fit that, or also the warped axe. You could maybe also consider the Glaive for that look.
>>491914832Being naive, the fact that she works for Volcano Manor, lying to you, having a gross appearance, the tone of her voice, the fact that she's blonde but doesn't live up to it/act like it, take your pick>>491915042What? And I'm not autistic either, my mom had me tested
> fags trying to erp againtruly time to abandon ship
>491915350being a little too obvious now, it's getting boring, byeee
The Rya hater gurofag and the Rya good morning poster should fight each other to the death IRL and the winner gets permabanned from /erg/
>been thinking about switching to Death's Poker for my mage build for some time but put off by the abysmal damage>decide to respect 40 dex and 70 int and see how I like it>holy shit>realize the physical damage is a meme and I could run this at 17 dex as I'm mostly using the AoW and it still does 500 damage anyway and 40 dex only gets you like 650>respect and put my points back and proceed to melt everything with itI'm in love. Also I'd been sleeping on gravitational missle, I had heard it was good buy my god charging it, shooting it at the floor and doing 3k damage to everything around me feels broken, works great on invaders too, I can just imagine the invader seething from having to dodge death's poker and gravitation missile spam.
>regular invasions>either fingered chinks in empty tiny caves setting up a gank or 3 people near fogwalls 5 seconds before they start a bossfight>seamless invasions>people fucking around all over the game, often cooping but also alone sometimes>both scenarios at the same level/reinforcement rangeFrom got outdone by a single chinaman.
>>491915795I'm literally just answering your question
>>491915350>Being NaiveThat's not immoral, it's stupidity and a lack of expirience, but not immoral.>working for Volcano manorThat's literally just where she grew up. Any and all work she does boils down to being a letter carrier who runs simple errands>lying to youWhere? >having a gross appearanceShe looks cute, and subjectivity aside: it's not immoral either if she was gross as you calim>the tone of her voiceYou mean her cute voice?>the fact that she's blonde but doesn't act like itShe acts fairly air-headed.
>>491915042That's mermaidfag he often posts about godwyn being a mermaid >>491915350Hello
>>491916134Anon the guys been at it for a few weeks now. He seethes at rya because it's guranteed (you)s Stop feeding it
>>491916134Stupidity and naivety are deserving of the consequences coming from themOkay? If I grew up in a house of murderers, would you be like "Oh okay yoy can murder me, I didnt realoze!"When she tells you to go to Boggart and kill him for the necklace because he violently robbed her when it's implied he just like scammed her out of it instead and/or she let him have itShe doesn't and yes it does/wouldNo the gross autistic squaling and gurgling thing she hasShe acts gross >>491916257No I don't? And you're the one who brought up mermaids. I don't talk about Godeyn much at all
I dont kill this guy in every new game so I can roll around him for a roll training
>>491916943That's not it at all
>>491916946"It's rather chilly here, isn't it? My mistress sent me off on an errand...But I was accosted by a ruffian, and now I'm in a bind. Could I ask you to lend a hand, perhaps?That thug made off with a precious necklace. I need someone to retrieve it.Only... He, too, is Tarnished. If you've any qualms confronting your own, I shall find another...""Ohh, thank you dearly. What a blessing that we've met like this.The thug should be resting at an abandoned home down the way...Please, I must have the necklace back"She never tells you to kill him. Just confront him. After our last discussion I thought you'd learn to actually read or listen to the dialog instead of making shit up based on memory
>>491915350stop saying your mom mad you tested
>>491917097He's been doing it on and off for about a month. It's either for (you)s, genuine autism, or some other mental ineptitude.
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>>491917342To me that is her saying to kill him, considering she's trying to recruit fmypy for the "Killing people" factionI did it just a few weeks ago>>491917356Stop saying I'm autistic then>>491917538It's not any of the three
>>491917760>to meAnd that's your problem. You're coming up with headcanon.
>>491917730cute cute cute cute
>>491915932does seamless invasions actually have a large playerbase at different levels and areas? I feel like it being a mod with opt-in invasions would lead to you being to forced to play at one bracket and running into the same gankers over and over again.
>>491917730funny
>>491917902I dont really think it's headcanon any more than saying "Rya goes on adventures" is headcanonIf yoy want to go by direct text, if you let Rya live she goes to restart Volcano Manor and so she's evil and you should kill her anyway
>>491917760>it's not any of the threeDeny it if you want but its obvious to see. You're also really easy to tell apart because you have repetitive posting topics and type like how the autistic kids I teach speak
Started a spear only PvE playthru and...I dont want to play Elden Ring anymoreSomeone give me a fun build, more fun that whatever the fuck this is atleast.
>>491918368I am not
this thread cemented the Rya sadist autist as an obvious and low effort shitposting iteration of the likes of Noxy and if you reply to it any further from this point on you are worse than the sadist autist, you have all been fairly warned.
>>491918168Yes saying she does go on adventures is headcanon as well. Glad to clarify that.
r8, Midra hitlesshttps://youtu.be/iFRtKXap9iU
>>491918546So she's evil and deserves to die
>>491918041If you're worried about activity then you should test it by yourself.
>>491918618very well fought and those were some real cool parries but.. hitless? I see that health bar cutie....
6 player limit and TT fix update tomorrow bros how we feeling?
>>491917760you are absolutely autistic though, get tested again
>>491917730Aww that's adorable, did you just draw this?
>>491919027hahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahha
>>491919027Where's the proof? I don't want an update desu. They'll nerf more stuff I like. There was no reason to nerf smithscript or make the bubble ash of war and now the entire weapon useless
>>491918618damn this music SLAPS
>>491919139I'm not
>>491919027Now that the DLC is out surely From will surely fix multiplayer (surely(surely))
>can summon 6 npcs for starscourge radahn>leda's fight is a 5v3>real multiplayer is 3v1its over...
>>491872608Based
>>491919027kek
>>491919027ergy is this real
What is TT?
They really missed an opportunity with the Leda fight. They should have decreased the "cooldown" between attacks for all involved and had them roll more. Maybe more HP too. Imagine 5v3 but it's almost like a fight club or something. There's no long-ass wait between new people showing up, everyone is present from the start and it immediately devolves into a chaotic brawl.
>>491917730cute!!
>>491919931Taunter's Tongue, it lets you accept invades as a host even if you aren't cooping
>>491919931it stands for play the fucking game
>>491919931Tantitart's Tits, a reference to Bogguard Big Blackart's dialogue
Where's the new thread?
>>491920334Thank you>>491920352I do, few game doesn't use acronyms>>491920526Hehe
>>491920132i miss old pvp.... why did they fuck it all up for ER bros
>>491920914Combination of not enough time because they needed to pad the PvEslop and also not caring/testing their shit, any retard that has played PvP at least twice would have realized ages ago that they need to do something about all the shit that can be easily abused
i cannot believe people still play vanilla ER when seamless already saved the game, GOD yui did it again
>>491921746>>491921746
>>491922993>491922993It looks good
>>491921668I only play vanilla because i am stuck on console because the guy i wanna play the dlc with keeps saying seamless doesn't work so we don't play together
>>491915287Right now I really am stuck between the Warped Axe, Iron Cleaver and Messmer Soldier Axe.All of them have that "mad" feeling to it, all of them fit the Vagabond knight chest too and all of them match the Sunless Realm Shield.It's a tough choice.
