This is someone.Big meaty noteshttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=xg9_rosyyopVersusia Character Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2OoiGWYFUk [Embed]SilentOne tournament VOD:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMsX2TfHxlM [Embed]NA TOURNEY #11 VOD:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2233246575EU TOURNEY #6 VODhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2233246299>Older Tournament VODS:https://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use the room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.--->Upcoming DLCVikala (october) will close out the pass, season 2 starts with Sandalphon.https://youtu.be/4GqEX6Eqr34 [Embed]New Belial Battle Pass Costume:https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/1817149182618341539>this week's F2P rotationGran, Nier, Sieg, Seox>Latest Patch Noteshttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=xg9_rosyyop>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvsPrevious Thread: >>491991267
nigger
>>492070782good matches
>>492071497
neechang owes me sex
I'M DOG FUCKING SHIT AT THIS GAME
>>492071497I don't think karyl would appreciate you saying such mean things. Blacks are valued part of society too, and should not be disparaged. Karl
ORKAAANUWE!
Nier owes me her dirty panties
Sloppy sex with pigs
>>492071970shut up nigger
>>492071970>Blacks are valued part of society too,it isnt the 1700s anymore
>>492072045you cant say that.
the AI kot bot has spent too much time on 4chan...
>>492072276dog anus licka
I'm gonna say it!N
GIVE ME BACK OLD YUEL YOU FUCKING RETARDS
>>492072243It is if you are Brazil.
>>492072378No I just got washed by one I don't want old yuel.
>throw a bea out of her slide once>she never uses it again and starts using divekick instead>now im looking for both things and im slower at reacting to the stuff she does in neutralMaybe I should just block
>L ratrace oki>Get BC'd/DP>M ratrace>Same>H ratrace>Same>U ratrace>SameThis patch didn't change a dang thing I still have to hard call out which flavor of hard unga my opponent is going to do, worse is it all doesn't mean shit unless it's U because at least this one stay if I block a BC
>versusia's theme is called... VERSUSIAI don't know who to blame for this one but Bravo
Nah, this game is unhealthy for me.I genuinely get depressed when losing no stop and feel like a failure.
>maintenanceggs vira
https://x.com/sinntani3/status/1827930210660233709https://x.com/sinntani3/status/1827219116652163196Is there some hopium for yuelbros
>>492074012Its okay anon all your ancestors are watching and cheering for you!!
Are you fucking kidding me?
>>492074196Why yes, I am
>>492074165My ancestors were raising sheep and making cheese while breeding like rats.I am here, alone and defeated on a video toy.
>>492074012I get angry constantly. All the fucking time. Someone BC's me for the millionth time and I take it *very* personally.
Oh no what happened to my partnerGGs Seox, not sure if everyone got signed out but sucks to end it on a half finished set
>>492074316All of our ancestors are having fun betting on if we're going to score,
ITS CHEWSDAY INNIT
>>492074094ggs, ngl i like vira more than belial in this matchupthe dash slide buff they gave is scary though, half the time i don't want to press even if i can react because you can 5H and catch my dumbass
>>492074351One of your ancestor got his ass kicked at horseshoe pinning, but he didn't take it like a bitch, he tried again, won, and fucked his wife to continue his line
>>492074138do that first one against vas thanks
>>492074365I swear I didn't RQ, Lancebro, that was just unbelievably perfect on the Steam maintenance.GGs man, really good games. I need to be using the block button against those sideswapping shenanigans, clearly.You've got very patient defence, by the way, perfectly content with taking four throws in a row. Really nice stuff, I'd have cracked and gotten myself baited into teching way earlier.
>>492074351Same. I know I shouldn't get so upset when a belial 66Ls me for the millionth time but sometimes I just go ballistic and spam 66L for the rest of the match to try to send a message
>>492074351I'm the opposite, I feel like it's all my fault, and it absolutely is.>>492074427I've already scored, it's even sadder because I realized that not even that can give me happiness.If I win on this video toy I get some happiness and I chase that and that alone but it's unhealthy.There's nothing in the world that can give me happiness, except a Tikoh teleporting on my bed in this instant, but it will never happen.
One of my grand grand fathers died during WW2 never to be found.
>>492074675thats not good for you anon
>>492074652mmmh blocked
>>492074569My ancestors were great warriors, healers, dancers and shamans. Every day was a fight for survival, and every day brought them closer to Creator. I wish I could have been with them instead of you guys.
>>492074012Nier says this
>>492074813thank you for his service :)I'm sorry bro
>>492075178>shamansYou're black? Or American Indian?
>>492074813Mine too. (he was a kamikaze pilot)
>>492074947You can try, but few have succeeded thus far.
>>492075178Too bad you weren't there. It seems like they needed a wizard in their team roster.
>>492075423Injin>>492075460That was actually quite clever anon, good job
"Unfortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series, this game rewards blind luck and nothing else, I am beyond convinced at this point. After getting completely tooled by Belial randomly 66L when minus and dying to the usual Grimnir's fuzzy losing felt worse than usual. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I lost, so I don't see a reason to continue engaging in an activity where what is within my control is overwhelmingly outweighed by what is not.I am done with competitive GBVSR, and you won't get a fond farewell. This community is infected to its roots with a degenerative disease that grows stronger over time but stops short of killing its host. Tournaments used to have a competitive spirit at their heart, this has been transplanted and replaced with an artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure little boys that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention. The environment we fostered has trapped us all like this in a vicious cycle, and escaping it requires acceptance of the harshest reality we all scramble to explain away, that none of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will ever amount to one single shining glimmer of significance.One last thing before I leave you all to react with disdain, ridicule, and self-righteous fervor, before you do everything in your power to minimize my words and thoughts, box them up and shove them to some cobwebbed corner of your memory, and hope they disappear forever as a stain on your finite time ground to dust. From this moment on, nothing you say matters to me. The foulest insults you hurl with intent to wound will calmly settle at the earth before my feet, and the venom you spit will bring all the pain of a warm summer breeze. You are less than anything you can conceive, while I carry on, brimming with joy distilled from detachment.
>>492075178many are born to die young in a pointless neighbor war but we are denied our purpose in life.
I don't read posts that have more than 10 words in them
>>492074012Same, then I get sad about being bad at videogames and remember I can play 2-3 times a week on sessions of 2 hours at most and realize I'll never make it
I don't make posts that have more than 10 words
>>492075925He was right, btw.
>>492075925chatgptasslotta post
>>492076231Yea I felt that too. It's weird how AI shit is just so obvious. Maybe souls are real.
>>492076231>>492076340nah. it's a copypasta:https://www.smogon.com/forums/threads/smogon-classic-v-playoffs-finals-won-by-mcmeghan.3651396/page-5
>>492074485I still think belial is 2Bs worst MU but vira can definitely fight her as well. I don't think I've had any other character just stuff all my followups when I'm +2 lmaoSome characters can stuff the 5H but never 2M>slide normalssafest bet is to press up forward if you see her command dash. if 22H is on you dont jump though cause that'll leave you open to an unblockable 5H
>>492076415Pokemon players don't have a soul either
>>492076415>the development of chat gpt began in 2019
being possibly very good and feeling pressured to actually do something with it is a worse feeling than "woe me, im bad" imo
>>492076340>>492076231lol are you fucking retardedAI is easy to spot but that aint it
>>492076769>be good>now losing to anyone feels super bad because you're not supposed to lose since you're goodAnother reason why getting to Master is a brick.
>>492076834>>>492076714what you are seeing is the first inhouse chatgpt post.
I like this patch and I feel like the game is more fun
>>492075925this post is more accurate to GBVSR than to pokemon hilariously
>>492077015well smogon is a cesspit, gbvsr's community is very small in one of the most competitive genres in videogamesthe only safe place is here and we argue all the time anyway
Whens bomberman
blud really said one of the most competitive genres in videogames
>>492077565why not? also don't call me blud...
My name is blade, not blud
*unsheathes blud*
does your main have cool guard button combos?
>>492078151you clearly want to, so show me yours
>>492076854thank you
>>492078341
gn
>>492078547gn, sleep tight kot
"Fortunate" doesn't begin to describe my series, this game rewards skill and naught else, as we already knew. After besting a foe as Belial by skilfully using 66L, swapping to my sub, Grimnir, and beating them with the usual fuzzy, winning felt as exhilarating as it always has. My preparation was superior, my play was superior, and I won, so I shall continue engaging in this activity where what is within my control is determined exclusively by the effort I put in.I am far from done with competitive GBVSR, so there is no need for a fond farewell. This community was blessed from its inception with a vigour that has grown stronger over time, and which shows no signs of stopping. Tournaments continue to have a competitive spirit at their heart, which has yet to be transplanted and replaced with the sort of artificial organ that feeds on vitriol and mockery from insecure little boys that heckle by the sidelines and tear each other to shreds over scraps of attention which you might see in other, lesser fighters. The environment we fostered has enamoured us all like this in a wonderful cycle, and proving to us the amazing reality we've all been longing for, that all of the countless straining efforts we put ourselves through here will be rewarded time and time again, that all of it has meaning.One last thing before I leave you all to react with love, praise, and a newfound appreciation for the beauty that is this game, before you do everything in your power to properly consider my words and thoughts, stew on them them up and reflect upon the sheer brilliance hidden within them, and endeavour to forever keep them somewhere in the recesses of your mind. As it always has been, everything you say matters to me. The winged words you whisper in my ears will incite yet more fevor within me, and the praise you lay at my feet shall urge me to reach yet greater heights. Your significance in this community we share cannot be understated, and I am honoured to call you my fellows.
>>492078547thank you
Why did we have 10+ players in today's lobby? It was weird and so never let that happen again
I'm moving onto the 15lb weights today. Wish me luck.
>>492078547rest well, kizzington
>>492077324I loaded it up to find the controls are fucked and I have negative patience for IT work rn, so I guess not today.
>>492078637like on your dick?
>>492078606kek
>>492076415I hope this guy's life substantially improved after dropping pokemon.
HAHAHAHAHA, I mean-I just, I just-I'm just gonna block you for playing Belial! HAHAHAHA! I'm not gonna play against him!!! HAHAHA!!! That's all!
>>492079310the ghost factory...
>>492078815made for small human penises (mine)
>>492079571that is a child
>>492078815stop laughing sluts... im a grower.. not a shower.
I hate GBVSRI will now keep playing it and posting here
>>492078547oysm
>>492078547
>>492080501
>>492079571You're just like me...
Pretty...
i just realized, my pretty pink square is gone. you guys stole it, my pride and joy.
>>492080832>>492081150thank you
>>492081213>he joined the lobbys h a r k e d
>>492081213give me your orange now.
>>492081150
Best and worst cygames fanbases?
The average player skill in this game has to be one of the lowest in any fighting game I've ever played.
Right now I am literally that meme ''I JUST NEED TO PLAY MORE PATIENT''
>>492081754you haven't played tekken
>>492081754we're a retirement home please don't be mean
>>492081754the game just encourages the most scrubby gameplay ever
>>492081760Playing too patient can also get you killed
>>492081898Senior faculty living has routine meal courses we made it Kizzingtons
>>492081760
>>492081754Your average S would be master in SF6 albeit
>>492081958thisevery time I play "patient" I end up dying for it
THAT STUPID FUCKING NIGGER BELIAL IS WHAT RUINED THIS STUPID NIGGER GAME. EVERYONE WHO SHAT ON MONGLIAL AT ONE POINT OR ANOTHER GOT THEIR COMUNAPPANCE. OH WHAT'S THAT? SIEG CAN STOP BELIAL FROM SPAMMING HIS RETARDED 66Ls WITH HIS H FIREBALL. TOO BAD. NOW IT LAUNCHES AND IT'S EASIER TO DODGE. OH WHAT'S THAT? SEOX CAN CONTEST BELIAL'S BULLSHIT? NOW HE DIES FROM 2 TOUCHES FROM HIM. WHAT'S THAT? LANCELOT CAN JUST ASS RAPE HIM? TOO BAD HE GETS NERFED AND HIS PLAYRATE PLUMMETS. OH WHAT'S THAT? BEATRIX TRIED TO GIVE CUTELIAL A BOO BOO WITH HER PRESSURE? SHE'S NERFEEEEEEEED AND SHE'S HUMILIATED IN THE PATCH NOTES TOO. WHAT'S THAT? NIER IS BETTER IN EVERY ASPECT COMPARED TO OINKLIAL? NIER IS TAKING PENISLIAL'S SPOTLIGHT? NIER'S MORE POPULAR AND IS MORE FUN THAN 100000000000IQLIAL? WELL TOO BAD cuckIERFAGS AND COCKIER. YOU RIKED NIER BEFORE 1.50? TOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCKINGGGGGGGGG BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD. SHE'S NOW USELESS AS FUCK AND A SHIT CHARACTER AND EVEN TARDLIAL PLAYERS TELL NIER PLAYERS TO STOP BEING PATHETIC OH AND BELIAL BEATS HER 8:2.RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE BELIAL. RIKE HIM NOW YOU FAGGOTS. RIKE HIM YOU MAGGOTS. BUY THE BATTLE PASS. DO IT NOW. BELIAL IS COOL AND HE'S VACATIONING IN DANCHOU'S ROOM WITH HIS CUTE CAPTAIN AS HE COMES BUCKETS INSIDE HER CERVIX EVERY NIGHT. HE'S NOT A DISGUSTING FEMCEL LIKE NIER. AHAHAHAH
GBVS took more skill and thought
>>492081898I know a lot of +r, xrd and bb players that came to grubSo I guess we truly are
Wising
>>492082627I missed you, DoomnierHow have things been?
Watching Grande get washed by fucking Vane makes me feel so fucking validated
>>492082627This general is something else.
>>492082627Total belly-all death
>>492082627Can I post this to /gbfg/?
>>492083348they'll agree probably lol
For me, it's the teabagging 5U spamming command grabbing belials. I want to kill myself every time I play against one of those. It's always the ones with russian names too.
>>492082627i tried to get chatgpt to write in this style but it told me that there are too many nono words in it
>>492082627It’s hilarious how Nier players are unironically trying to make “villain Belial” a thing.Yes Belial is obnoxious. Yes he deserves to get nerfed. No he is not nearly as unhealthy for the game as Nier was. Nier was top 1 by such a wide margin that she warped the meta around her. If you wanted the best chance of winning, you picked Nier, and there was nothing else to think about.Belial is more like, yeah he’s technically top 1, but he’s not SO much stronger that you can’t play anyone else.
>>492081754a lot of players don't give a fuck for fighting games and are only here for grubble (me)
Wavies' Belial is kinda fun to fight.
>>492082627We should start a dialogue to ban Belial like Lab Coat Android 21 desu game is not competitive with their current state
>Struggling with an MU>Go to watch a top level player play it>They got their ass blasted toowhat now
>>492083084mye on the lyeft>>492082981vyod
>>492084052I'm just going through his replay list, he lost 2 in a row and it wasn't close
I haven’t fought a single Nier in ranked since the patch dropped. They all just evaporated.
>>492083574>No he is not nearly as unhealthy for the game as Nier was.HE BEATS EEVRY FUCKING CHARACTER IN THE GAME LIKE NIER DID AND YOU CANNOT CONTEST HIS PRESSURE UNLESS YOUR CHARACTER HAS GODLIKE NEUTRALTHE ENTIRE META AND TOP CHARACTERS ARE THE ONES WHO CAN AVOID GETTING BC'D
>>492081828He said fighting game you dingus!
>>492084115its a character most people only played to win and she is probably bottom 3 now.
>>492084438That's an insane statement. She is still good.
>>492084115It’s funny because it shows again how bad people are at predicting the outcome of balance changes.People said 2B and Bea were dead after their nerfs, that turned out to be totally wrong.When the patch notes dropped people said “eh, it’s still Nier though, she’s probably still top 10 maybe even top 5”. And now we’re seeing that that was wrong too. I can’t see a world where she’s above mid tier.It’s still early, but the fact that Tako Socky and Koji all dropped her like a ton of bricks speaks volumes.
i still one n done + block all nierggers i play
We like Siegfried in this household
just won a matchAMA
just lost a matchAMA
>>492084851What do you like on your pizza?
>>492084589how?
>>492083574Fuck that, Belial being so retardedly strong is still bad for the game
jigfrido...
>>492084115I just played against someone who mained Nier last patch.He's now playing Belial.He also played Beatrix when she released, but not Vane or Lucilius.Curious, huh.
>>492085182She has enormous buttons, a low 2M, good damage, and she can still mix the shit out of you with death out.
>vaseraga's fLuhhh
>>492085395her buttons got nerfed and are pretty standard now, low 2M's benefits are kind of moot on a character whose 2U is what nier's is, she'd prefer low 2L, and she not only lost most of her mix but you just BC and you avoid it and turn her into an F tier character for up to 13 seconds.
>>492085349Luci is really not that easy to win with (At a high level) I can see why people at low/mid level would find him broken as shit though because if your offense/neutral is bad he will just get to level 5 every time and then destroy you in one combo and you'll leave the match feeling like it was massively unfair
>>492084580sex with ruria bellybutton
>>492085395her damage is about where djeetas old damage was, can be on par sometimes but is usually lower.
>>492085663Illiterate-kun...
this is the nicest game general i have ever been in very nice people love the vibes
>>492086512can I interest you in nikg
>>492086512kill yourself
>>492086512love yourself
i know 66l got nerfed but i still dont like dealing with it
>>492086795its still overpowered lmao dont let them gaslight you
>>492086967Nier's farts pushing her forward...
>>492086795Because the damage scaling is a band-aid that completely fails to address the actual issue. While it's obviously a lot better than nothing at all, the issue is still that 66L is completely overloaded in what it can do compared to every single other normal in the game. If a character had a button that had the specific features of 66L instead of it being a system mechanic, it would have been slapped down so hard because it promotes one-dimensional boring play. But because everyone has it, it's not a balance problem supposedly.
>>492086795the nerf is barely relevantit doesnt actually change the way it's used
its time for the big leagues...
>>492088154fantastic artist
When are we getting Chun-Jitta in Rising?
>>492088338thank you
>>492088309Keep up the great work, I love you anon
>>492088154GODDAMN
lol
>game throws me against master soriz>win>game throws me against s3 soriz>losewhy am i like this
>>492089579OUTFUCKINGSKILLED
>>492088661
>>492089064You earned it Vaseragabro
Bros, my fox has been looking at me like this since the patch. What do I do?
>>492091627
what's the counter to katalina's new OP buffed shield that she can just always backstep from
This character fucking sucks. You can only win if your opponent is retarded, and even then they can just run in and pressure you to death
>>492091820Forward-moving multihit super.
top 3 characters right now?
>>492092092She's fine against the slower, more neutral-focused characters, but when you are forced to play the rushdown chars with neutral skips that ignore your entire kit and have pressure that is impossible to contest without a DP you might as well put down the controller. Feels like they tested her only against Gran.
>>492092524 Belial Lancelot Beatrix Seox
>>492092143I don't have that...
>>492092524BelialAvatar BelialNaked Belial
>>492092092She just has a skewed matchup spreadThe more honest your gameplan is the better she is vs youunless you're belial and then your specs are just too high for it to matter
>>492092791>we get naked belial before we get naked bubs
>>492092539>the slower, more neutral-focused charactersI can't even tell which character that is supposed to be, since everyone just runs in to mash buttons. Can't even zone them out cause they can just spot dodge and recover faster than I do
>>492092676seems pretty aids but at least nier is gone (allegedly)
>>492093137Her projectiles aren't meant to keep people out, they're just meant to pin them down long enough for her to get the space to hit her stuff first
>be in the corner>block all the unga plus frames>finally find a way to have a turn>immediately get BC back into the corner>repeat x2just end my granblue fantasy already
>>492092939Naked Bubs would have been kinoNaked Belial is cringe faggotryThus, we got naked belial.
>>492077015If we were Smogon then we would have banned Nier to Ubers tournaments.SvC Chaos has that unironically, with tournaments that ban all 12 bosses, some that ban just the four superbosses, and some that are anything goes
>dunking on some kat and then he rq'skatfrauds are you okay?
I have no respect for this game and will RQ as I please
GGs anon, I still dont see how dia says thats a bad mu, I feel like its just a very volatile 50/50. Also Ferry ssba and sba are not frame 1 invul I forgot about that when you did the u pillar lmao
>>492086967>that name...wait, the Coco I was fighting the other day is fucking KojiCoco? no wonder he looked invincible wtf what is he doing on EU?
>>492094553I was making it up when I said Diaphone thinks it's Ferry favored. It is a somewhat strange matchup because I still think Ferry mostly wins neutral and can get damage more easily but all it takes is two mistakes and she's dead. It'll probably be discernibly Mom favored as people find more stuff with her.
How well do you handle defeat /gbvsg/?
>>492094998I read that as "Ferry flavored"...
I think Ferry is salty
>>492094998How could you do this to me, I thought I was just worse than what I was already. lmao but yeah I can agree with that. seems hard to get your stacks going without getting hit from full screen. At least she can punish the tp that ends with the scream and even regular one.
>>492095180i shid and fard
i'm gonna become a katfraud..
>>492095403>>492095357MMMMMMMMSSSSSSSSSSSCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP
>population almost sub 1k a week after the big meatyngl I'm kind of sad about that. I probably shouldn't have gotten my hopes up but still.
>>492094584There is UFA in a few weeks so maybe he's staying in EU in the meantime.
>>492096056>game plays the exact same since releasehmmmmmmm, i guess people really don't like the way this game plays
>>492096056but twitter said swimsuit belial was bringing in millions of new players
>>492096680No they didn't.
what the fuck is her problem
>>492096153yeah they rather sajam slime in slop fighter 6
>>492096056A balance patch can help retention but ultimately, this will not bring new players to the game.If they want more players, they need to work on more solo/coop content, and add more incentives to come back and play daily other than grinding the battle pass.It takes time to implement though, and it might be already too late for any of that, but who knows.
>>492097260She has an excess of cuteness.
>>492097260>>492097725I really like this goblina
>>492097941She is the cutest!
>>492098471I am forever seething that we got the fat dumb lizard for ranked and the cute ruria was relegated to casual queue
Lyria is DUMB
>>492098714kekI think Vee is kind of funny but I do wish we could pick between them like we can pick partners.
>>492092092Sorry, wrong image
>>492098924ROLLING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
>>492099047>zooey is b-ACK
>>492099147Back from where?
Ranked is already dead as shitsame 5 fucking dudes all day
>>492098924>RURIA STORM!
>>492099385space
>>492099147Yes, you can't prove otherwise and no, a meme training mode video is not proof
>>492098714i could mod the ruria onto ranked queue if u want
>>492099497Are you the tranny?
>>492099221xewom stop posting in gbfg...............
>>492099591does that really matter?
>>492099825Kill yourself.>>492066627
They should add this old man
They should add this young boy.
They should add this man that is the size of a boy
They should add Wamdus.
>>492101097She's cute. What is her story?
>>492099976nice fanfiction
>>492100559i agree
>>492101370lmao, that's the best you could come up with?i think pretending you didn't see that was less patheticwhat's even the point of lying about something that can be easily verified?
They should add this mama
>>492101242She's one of the six dragons. She likes to eat and is childlike.I asked /gbfg/ but they weren't of much use>>492101341>>492101410>>492101452
Pressure in this game is really dumb and unfun to deal with
>>492102006Pressure them back.
>>492102189From the thumbnail I thought those were fart clouds
>>492101097She might end up dragon rep for the same reason Uno didHer and her dragon is pretty good though
>>492102189that's not how my character is played
>>492102260got braps on the brain?
>>492102346*Her and her dragon designs are pretty good, I meanOne of the better ones for recent gbf
Ewiyar>Galleon>Wamdus>Fediel>Luh Woh||||Wilnas [uninstall tier]
>>492101902She's the wedge of water a gluttonous until she realizes that maybe her insatiable hunger stems from being unfulfilled by companionship at which point she starts eating less.After that she becomes glued to mugen's hip whenever he gets an appearance which is why everyone hates hates her content because the writers are retarded.
>>492101902Thanks for the info anon!
>>492074351>>492093614Not to defend BC, but if your opponent is BCing too much, have you tried doing delay cH (or whatever other button) for a fat counterhit?
>>492085180thank you
>>492105059This doesn't work when they're doing it on reaction
>>492089580s monkeys do not think and are unpredictable violent creatures who will enact chaos at the drop of a dime
>>492104289Good.
>>492097725WHERE DID HER LEGS GO
>one hour long video of katgawd vs a yuel gets almost 2k viewshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUzaVIKj9oswtf this nigga is famous now??
>>492105309Then they might be susceptible to throws.>but they're throw teching on reactionthen they are gawdlike and i'm afraid there's not much you can dokidding aside, it's unlikely you're going to face a person who can tech all throws on reaction. BCing on reaction isn't hard, but most people kinda time it with the hit as a prediction instead of blockconfirming
>>492105614This. Always just do the most layer one braindead strategies against people like that cuz they're not gonna respect anything you do
>>492106098>kidding aside, it's unlikely you're going to face a person who can tech all throws on reactionthey dont' need to because they just mash me out of even attempting to when they aren't teching everything kekaroo
I assumed that once you get 5000 points in the new bruise stage you were locked in and if you didn't get those points it would just kick out the lowest 2.Then I went into stage 3 with only 2 other people because nobody else qualified.
CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING ELSE
>>492106758I don't see your name on the menu ;)
>>492106758can i have your used panties
>>492106441I'm shocked people fail it, 5000 is pretty easy to get, you just have to hit a few silver ones and go afk.
>>492099761sex with haaseextended lineage breeding plan103 grandchildren minimum
im not a harvinfag butADD MAGLIELLE NOW
>>492110896mmmmmm okay "not a harvinfag"
Here's your Season 2 guest character, bro.
cagbros...your non-trans hero?
>>492111556at least post art from that nigga that draws her with the juicy melons
>artists stop posting their work in Pixiv and post exclusively on Twitter now>artists litter their pictures with watermarks and shit to try and deter AI learningI fucking hate the present.
>>492115126i hate twitter so much since musknigger fucking ruined the api for nitter
IYAAAAAAAA
>>492117549sex
Why are the crazy ones always so cute...
Nier is a good catch because you get a live in servant(desu) for free.
>>492118908...wait, what?I don't play the gacha, what exactly happens to the people she kills?
>>492119107dey die
>>492119292People die when they are killed?
>>492119348katalinas extremely wet corpse
...wait, do keyboards have input delay?how do I check mine?
>>492120358yes, you also have physical delay built in to actually actuating the key regardless of the connection.
>>492118154Sorry, wrong image
>>492120702I was doing robomi yesterday and I noticed that pressing enter had a ''heavy'' feel to it, while using the numpad enter was smoother and instantly dropped me like 4 points in robomi. I think I fucked up my enter key while cleaning my keyboard, so I didn't think much of it.But now I'm thinking that I might not be a massive executionlet and maybe my garbage ass keyboard is actually actively hindering me, with some wack ass input delay. It's a shitty cheap membrane keyboard.
>>492105910was watching this last night too to learn yuel. only 10 minutes in i realized it was a fucking hour long
when you think gbvsr is grimremember this, the 100 million dollar gamehttps://steamdb.info/app/2443720/charts/holy fuck
>>492122175Imagine going your whole life wishing to be a game dev, getting into debt for a degree, getting hired at FUCKING SONY, only to work on this piece of shit.
>>492122175even if i was just doing my job programming shit or whatever i dont know how i could live with making one of the worst fucking games/flops ever made
Im just tired of every other character having u moves that go so fast they cover 3/4ths of the screen and are unpunishable on block
>>492124285Imagine the job applications"I worked in a 100 million dollar project at Sony.""Oh, that sounds great. What project?""Concord"
>>492125761Employers care less about that than you think, unless you were working at a position that was directly tied to its demise (directing, production, art direction etc). That could lead to your name being "burned" on something.But for the small-fry employees, the most important thing is that you did a good job at your individual assignment, made some experience, and have something to show for yourself.The worst thing you could actually do is stating: "Oh yeah, I knew it was gonna suck, so I half-arsed it."
Desu... just fucking delete Sony already...
Ggs bro.
>>492127461ggs, sorry I didn't have taunt button bound
>>492127498Lol no problem, fun matches.
>>492122175How embarrassing.
>>492122175300 anonover 300 million dollars
I love this image so much I may just give it a tribute.
anyone got the "futa cock dangling in front of my face" pic
>>492128127boobs too big, lay off the porn
Bwos... GuraBatto is not popping...
>>492128129No but today I shall remind them.
>>492128361what server are we queuing on
>>492128846NAI just jobbed on the slimes stage. I don't get it often and I just learned you can lose points.
>>492128978I will be afk probably if it pops, I dunno where I put my controller. Do you lose them for anything other than being hit by slimes?
>>492129091That's a good question, I was about to hit 5000 and then suddenly when the countdown started I had 2400...
>>492129178Thats very odd, I wonder if the gold slimes or the big guy in the center do extra damage.
>>492128846I think getting a second Bruise at this time during a weekday was a bit much to ask. I should probably head to bed anyway, thanks for the help trying to fill the group
>>492130525Good night anon.
>>492128127
>>492122175https://x.com/BLUEPROTOCOL_JP/status/1828629461434278184And anotha one
>>492133324is this that mmo amazon game? that got censored so no one played itgranblue fantasy versus rising!
>>492133631The amazon part hasn't even happened yet, this is all on bamco being retards and killing the jp version before a global one could happen
>>492133631it died in Japan before it even had the chance to bomb in the west.Which is unfortunate because the producers look like they had finally gotten their pants back on after their rocky start.
>>492133710>>492133721fuck thats even worse. that explains why i havent heard anything about it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bv227XZOCcklol
>>492134398be like grande, learn from the matches you win.
>>492134568It's really funny that he handpicks the matches where he won "cleanly"
why do people like to claim bea damage is high when belial hits just as hard and siegnigger hits even harder than both
>>492134660if you have 4 abilities that do damage you are dishonest
>>492134660because all 3 of them have high damage what is this question
>>492128127hmmm... nyo
>>492135714how the fuck can arvess carry that
>>492134660She used to have Siegfried damage but also the best neutral skip in the game.
>>492134903because unlike those other 2 faggots bea has losing matchups and clear weaknesses like shitty normals
>>492135714>aaaaaaaaa
>>492134872All 4 had their damage nerfed
we still have biggers? that's crazy.
>>492094584I somehow got matched against him when he was playing Zooey. It was 2-0 but I got one round in each of the matches, which made me feel kind of gawdlike.
>>492136406That image has less to do with Bea's low profile and more with how fucktarded the hitboxes are in those moves. All of them could also be evaded with an universal roll, which is understandable for some of them like the projectiles, but just baffling for some like Percy 5H. I would say it's a leftover from base Versus where neutral skips were much rare so roll had to be stronger, but they keep releasing shit like pic related, so they just seemingly want random things that clearly hit the ground to be low-profilable for no reason.
NYE WYOLF INSYIDE ME
>>492122175I sincerely do not understand what Sony was expecting with this.
>>492139212overwatchdestiny2moneymachine:)))
>>492139212They expected it to be a great hit. The thing to understand about these sorts of obvious failures is that most of the people in charge have not ever played video games and have zero understanding of them or the wider video game culture. Because of this, they make decisions based on very surface-level elements. They see one hero shooter making big bucks with live service garbage, so they order whatever dev team they have on hand to make a similar game, with an expectation that the end results will also be similar, because that's how it works in appliances, where most of the western triple A video game top brass has their roots. In addition, because they live in California, they also mandate that the game be "diverse", because they live in a bubble and mistakenly believe that their world-view is shared by most of the world and thus think it will make the game more popular instead of just being coup de grace for a project that is already almost certainly doomed to fail.In all likelihood, most of the devs know how doomed the game is, but they are not the ones calling the shots, so they try to make best of a bad situation and hope they can use their experience to get a job elsewhere once the game inevitably crashes and burns and their studio gets shuttered.
>>492122175https://www.pcgamer.com/games/fps/this-really-doesnt-look-promising-concord-pc-players-are-having-a-hard-time-finding-matches-thanks-to-ridiculously-low-player-counts/lmao
>>492139825>In all likelihood, most of the devs know how doomed the game is,nah they 100% were a part of some horrible feedback loop. members of their art team were having meltdowns on twitter about how making everybody a dysgenic pronoun capital F FREAK was actually a great idea.I'm sure many knew it and just didn't say anything but as you said california is the land of the insane.
Granblue Fantasy Versus...
>>492140473.... numbers discussion rising
>>492140473......Farting....
I think i will just not play ranked for my own health and sanity
>>492140798ZOI LOOK OUT THERE'S A BUTT RIGHT NEXT TO YOUR HEAD
>>492140798*farts on your head*
>>492136607imagine falling for futacock when this exist...
>>492138805My favorite part of Bea is the fact they gave her a fH that beats roll. The only other character with that standing button privilege is 2B who can hit roll with the tip of her downward heavy swing that smashes into the ground
>>492141037They took that away from Bea in the emergency nerfs
>>492140991im just saying her thighs are obscuring important information.
>>492141037>only paypiggy characters can counter paypiggy charactersreally makes u think
>>492140991
>>492141338they should have been reset to s rank.
>>492141338lmao deserved
>>492141338Reminds me of the first time Nier was free and a guy ended up hitting like s+ with her. But then when she stopped being free he could no longer play the game since he couldn't win in A rank with other characters
>>492141338I thought S couldn't dip lower than S
>>492141710oh sweetie....you go all the way back to a5.
>>492141831aieeeeethe highest I ever got was like A2 but I have sworn never to play the character I did that with again.
seeing the grabble general this slow makes me sadit got me through my loneliest times back in the day
Just shidded, it was okay.
I'm not exactly sure how to handle Metera honestly:02, could've thrown her :04 should've pressed? pressing/rolling on blue flash is kinda scary in case she's doing arrow:07 probably should've rolled there:11 I was probably screwed so better to block:17 should've blockedI have no idea what to do in this MU so if you anons can chip in I'm interested on how you guys deal with her
>>492143145Have you tried BC'ing?
>>492143145>:07 probably should've rolled thereYou had U butterfly on you, rolling would've been death
>>492143145is that EUthats the exact pressure I was struggling with yesterday and then I got matched with a different metera that did it completely differently pissing me offIf she does 623H (the diagonal rain shot) you can react with a DP. You can also mash early if you read where she's going to use it. You can also spotdodge it as late as possible, and if she went for u-butterfly you are massively + in her face. also if you block it make sure to block it standing as theres a gap between the 623H and the 2M she does after u butterfly.
>>492092676How the fuck is bea and seox better than siegfraud
>>492143145>playing a character with no dp your first mistake
>>492143230I was at 2 BP already and didn't really want to blow another but yeah, probably should've done that>>492143293Probably, roll doesn't cover that much distance after all>>492143487It was EU yes and we have two good masters meteras (desselie and mr pow), to be completely honest I'm kinda clueless about the matchupAlso I thought the diagonal rain shot stays even if she gets hit because when I tried trading that with U flamek at a distance I still got hit, probably because of the arrows falling down though, I didn't think of spot dodging it honestly since I felt like that would leave me super minus
Is there anything more KINO than Vira X Gran?
>>492144272Katalina x Lyria.
>>492144272Gran x Djeeta, obviously.
>>492144272Nemone x Me
>>492144272my dick x everyone
>>492144563My never ever…
>>492144272Beelzebub x Versusia
>>492144894MY never ever.
>>492145103thank you
>>492145125>He actually plays the gacha
>>492145219Played. I am retired as of like a year ago now. I may have left the gacha, but my love for Nemone is still just as strong as it's always been.
>shinku randomly drops Bea’s midscreen bnb despite executing it thousands of times alreadyI thought she was supposed to be 5 stars easiest character in the game?
>>492145125>she's mine, i ringed her!!this is why god invented ntr
>>492145209
>>492145443By all means, go ahead. Use one of your limited number of rings on Nemone's 8.0 dirt unit. Make her your star character too, while you're at it. But you don't love her more than I love her.
>>492145498hunger provoking horse
>>492143145I came here to post about how sf6 will get a replay take over feature next patch and how I wish this game also could have it and that webm is the perfect ideal situation where it would be extremely useful.
>>492145830She should eat some KFC
>>492146257nyo..
>>492146485Yeshttps://youtu.be/tmSHSRXmgPE?si=ST4oUCloZexANXQF
NO SUZUKA DONT EAT THE CHICKENLEAVE IT FOR THE KIZZINGTONS SUZUKA DONT DO IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l3Se5meTK38
>>492138528I fought him the other day and he was using Belial. I didn't realize it was him but I immediately noticed he was a god at the game when I tried to jump away from the corner and he like INSTANTLY REACTED and air thrown me back thereI went like 1-20 for him lolwhen he played zooey it went much better but still beat me 1-2
I want a bea girlfriend.I don't care even if she's loud, screechy, stupid or annoying.
>>492145936Yeah having a replay takeover would honestly be super nice
>>492146931That's cool. I got matched with him as Versusia when I'm not even a master yet so I hope to do much better when I get more experienced with her and match with him again.
>>492145416because despite what the niggers here on gbvsrg and the normies on reddit/discord will tell you, bea optimal bnb combos have some execution requirement to them>Corner fireball to C.MMM link is 1f>Depending on wallbounce from 22H you need to do 66H>Double fireball route requires sba to be linked after fireball instead of a cancel>Optimal grounded clock combo requires microdash after H fireball (just 66L and save yourself the headache)But it's much easier to mindlessly parrot the dead horse of hur hur bea 2 braincell gorilla ook ook ah ah look at me chimping out
>it's le 1 frame linkdebunked, multiple times. not reading further
imma slide
>>492147462>not real not real muh input buffer reeeeeYet whenever a top bea player like Shinku Gamera Hauko fucks up and drops sometimes, it's consistently ALWAYS at the same place.Hmm... suspicious...
>>492147783if i can do it 5+ times in a row without plinking its not a 1 frame linkyou have not seen a 1 frame link in your life
>>492147783You're right anon throws are bugged!!!
>>492148049then explain why among all bea pros and top players the fuck up (when it does happen) ALWAYS happens at the SAME place for all of them
>>492148309because they are failing a 3-4 frame (or whatever) link
>since sieg's fireball now launches he doesn't even need the ex ver in the corner to get a combolol
>>492147365Difficult optimal combos. Punishable confirm. Many tools to mix and optimize. But i guess playing her in a gorilla way is too efficient
>>492148870>Punishable confirm*laughs in homoknight*
>>492149068That's punishable on evade.
classic
>>492149182*Does charged 214M instead for one bajillion damage*Nice evade you got there
>>492149251You can evade both with the same timing.
>>492149247That's wrong though, he has glacial walkspeed which makes his shimmy game weaker, and has no ultimate that causes him to zoom across half the screen in an instant, which makes him vulnerable to zoning.
>>492149247only monkeys play that character
>>492149389try evading this faggot
>storm hits >can't playwallahi im finished
>>492149880That's just what you get for worshiping false prophets.
>>492149943More like that's what I get for having to use Starlink to have a somewhat serviceable connection since I live in the middle of nowhere
>>492149182Only sometimes on a lucky-guess evade. If he does it from a button like 2m, l and h leave him plus even if you evade him
>>492149532>Vulnerable to zoningWhat the fuck. Bro your 236H?
It's funny how many people that are master suddenly drop to S rank gameplay the moment they try to play a character without a meterless reversal
>>492150340Bro your patch notes? It's not a neutral tool anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5QAACV9VaM
>5 matches against the same person in a row in rankeddead game
>>492151121tako spotted>>492151237s++?
>>492149880That's what you get for not blocking Grimnir players
wtf that coversion was sicktwo aerial hits into a dp into full combo
>>492151315masters
>>4921511212B is such a fucking fraud
Just got my second hatemail since the game came out on playstation and it was a guy that threatened to report me to sonyHe was a level 344 Nier
Watching jp is pretty fun, too bad the optimal way to play this game is monke
>>492151121hey you should scream HERO HERO HERO in the thread when my HERO Kamiji is playing
>>492151121>Look at all these grandmasters with their orange squaresbwo why don't they learn from charlottaanon and dodge pink squares? Are they stupid rumao
>>492152275>this is the captain of the proud lumiel knights
are we going to get a charlotta vs charlotta finals???
tako dick sucker where ya at
I can't beat Ladiva as Lucilius
>>492151121>the sound is still fucked upFUCKING NIPS STOP SHILLING CAPTURE CARDS WHEN YOU CAN'T SET UP A STREAM FOR SHIT RRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>492152650>a random anon got him acting this derangednta but meds
>>492152314I wish I still had my orange square...
>>492152770>shit up the thread with same ritual posts>"how dare you talk shit to me">ntalol ok
>>492152770t. tako dicksucker
>>492152783bwo just go lobby and shark some yellow and orange newcutie in that orderdon't forgot to post your pink square everyday on gbvsrg to show off after
Uno owes me sex
>>492152896>>492152893you're seeing things that aren't there but ok go off screaming at the void
>>492153058how can he win evo if he just lost to a charlotta bro?
>>492144247>I didn't think of spot dodging it honestly since I felt like that would leave me super minusYeah I labbed it a bit and spotdodging seems to have merit but only if you do it as late as possible, but like I said if theyre using it to setup u butterfly, the late spotdodge will give you a hard punish. You could also DP after the u butterfly comes out because theyre 100% autopiloting a button to keep pressure
>>492150349>It's funny how people drop ranks the moment they play gimped characters that cannot contest pressure in a game where pressure is braindead
gorilla harvin getting humbled by a calculated harvin
noo... the mirror GF...
Uno is pretty fucking cool bwos...
too gorilla, Kamiji... cmon don't make Waffle look that better
I hate watching GBVS from JP playersThey just play clean nooch and if you try and emulate that online you just get run over by some jump spamming 66L gorilla
charlotta is pretty fuckin fraud me thinks
>>492147365nigga most characters and even 2B has those "1f" links.they dont really matter when you can just buffer them. the only thing that makes them hard is the buffer sometimes fucking with you and giving you your move a frame latethe only "hard" thing you listed is having to go for a dash normal immediately after 22H which you can't buffer at all
i hate fighting uno, but i hope he still wins because he gets no spotlight
kekaroo
>>492094584No regrets blocking his laggy airbnb wifi ass
>>492153735isn't uno more of a fraud based on this?
>charlotta bros have to eliminate each othernyo...
Bubs jobbed... Uno won....
>>492154057>retardedly safe on EVERYTHING>none of her special confirms are punishable on block>DP is -7 to -8 for some godforsaken reason>SBA and SSBA needs you to jump hoops to punish>Jump speed and arc is busted to fraud people outshe's a retard character that goes under the radar because slop 5 exists
>>492154385you forgot they made flip low fucking + for some reason
>>492154385uno is still a bigger fraud lol
A thought just game to meIf I'm going to hard read that a grab is coming on my wakeup why wouldn't I just fucking jump on my wakeup instead of trying to tech the grab
>>492154727everyone does that
>>492154727>A thought just game to me
>>492155067charlotta main didn't finish elementary school please understand
>Watching the new Grande video>His opponents always drop killing combosthis shit is staged as fuck
>kat can just corner to corner carry without using a bp
FAIR AND HONEST KATALINA CORNER CARRY
>blackvoidlina
>>492155416thank god belial gets to have his cheeks out though
>I press on wakeupGet called a stinky masher go die ew fucking skrub>Tako presses on wakeupTHATS GAWDLIKE HOW DID HE KNOW A THROW WAS COMING
>>492155730you are both frauds
kamiji........
>>492155730Dirty gaijin mash is no match for grorious Nihon yomi
did that sieg just walk up and rs?
>>492155820rising is a kusoge that rewards fraud thoi mean, look at the raging tako used to cheese kamiji, he's no honest jappa himself
>tako with belial and siegfriedlmao I hope vikala is garbage
>>492155901it's tako, he's not your usual honoburu jappanesutier whoringmashing on wakeupraging strikewhatever it takes he will do it
a lot of characters can access insane corner carry this patch, but from a f.L with no bravery points is pretty sus
>>492156097but lets talk about djeeta instead
Lost like 100 master crystals today bros
>>492156206i thought jita still need a bp for it?
Making a grimnig ragequit is honestly my proudest achievement. Fuck that character.
>>492156253i was memeing how this community (both NA and JP) has a schizo obsession with djeeta and her corner carry yada yadaJP has her as THE top 2 behind nier alone prepatchgamera really gaslit a lot of people.
>>492156229ty
>>492156375ur welcome
>>492156305its not a rage quit if the match is already over
>waffle with the double 66L combokamijibros...
>>492156367i mean, it's just gamera that's a god with her, right? who else can replicate what he does?
>>492156526goenitz is actually the 'best djeeta' in a traditional senseit's just that gamera is the best versus playerit's like knee from tekken and his bryant vs JimmyJ bryantthe best player playing a character vs the best character specialist on their character
>>492156485>TWO TIMES IN A ROW
>>492156671explain how he's the best djeeta
uno will win and i will see crying charlotta pictures in this general
>>492156475I'd like to believe that he just didn't manage to do it on time. It won't be the first time that someone quit on me right as the match ended.
>>492156801GO WAFFLE
Grab isn't reactable and people should stop pretending it is
>>492156774their playstylesgamera doesn't play djeeta. He plays gamera. same for his bea. He doesn't play bea, he simply plays gamera.But for details goenitz uses more of her tools like M rekka in neutral and his general playstyle is more traditional djeeta of using her normals to pressure opponentsgamera likes to downback and wait for an opening to 66l or whiff punish in neuchtheir combo structure is also different. goenitz is much more optimized, gamera does your basic whatever conversations. goenitz fits 66h 2h and charged H fireball in his conversions.goenits also throws out djeeta 214U much more often, gamera is more of a 236U player when it comes to ults.
>>492157091But gamera loves his 214U reaction counterhit though.
>that one uno ultimatehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lLFx8uY6GwY
I have not seen a single 5U from this Uno in the entire tourney
>>492157091(2/2)to put it simply, when I watch goenitz djeeta and gamera djeeta I come to this conclusiongoenitz knows more about djeeta than gamera. But gamera knows more about versus than goenitz.I hope that made sense in a way.
wtf unocels?? we're losing..
let me see those crying charlottas heheh
>>492157205214U reaction counter hit is pretty basic bitch stuff for most master djeetas that aren't memebut when it comes to layering pressure you see the clear difference between goenitz and gameragamera is more passive, with bouts of explosiveness when he goes in for a big read with 236U after conditioning with throwsgoenitz is more consistent pressure, he's always plinking with normals to try and catch you or hitconfirm something
>>492157258Parry is basically Uno putting himself into a 50/50. The fear that Uno could 5U is more important than actually doing it.
>charlotta in grandsso can we STOP downplaying this fraud already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yuqqSSK8I7Ythey should give vane aegis
>takodot mogged by a washed up vtuber still tired from her raibu 1 hr ago
>>492157861what vtuber
>>492157954he's making shit up
>>492157713>lost to UNOwe can stop upplaying her and learn to play against her, yes!
>>492157954he is spitting facts
>>492157954minato aqua (湊あくあ)she quit her agency to play fighting gamesquite based desu
>>492158050>lost to a character no one has a single fucking clue aboutretarf
>>492158162t. has 9:1 matchup against charlotta and still loses
>>492157861this says more about fraudlotta than anything else thobethe was having trouble with katalina too who was another post patch fraudster
>>492158335>played Siegyeah it really does lole
>>492158320there is no 9:1 matchup in this game motherfucker, not even launch bea vs ferry was 9:1
>>492158335>belial and siegyeah, you're not convincing me
>>492158552a crime by one party does not forgive a crime for another>belialhomo>siegnigger>katafraud>fraudlottaall are frauds and sloppas
>>492158494you're right yours is a 10:0you're so ASSBLASTED you're literal taking exaggerations as grantedhow is this hard to accept she's mediocre and you just hate to play against her lol
>>492158138rabu onyan
>>492158665>goalpost moved successfully
>>492158674>hehe hold this NOOTCH i'm going to spam blanka ball that's unpunishable on block or dodge + my 66l that makes me fly across half the screen>hehe i got a knockdown time to noble strategy better guess right nigga both the overhead grab and the low sweep are combo starters>hehe gapped all skill babyfuck off xerom
>>492158853you forgot her jumpthere is a reason there are no such fast jumps in any other fighting games
i don't think anyone with 2 braincells can take one look at current version katalina conversion and corner carry and think this is okay and le balanced...right?
>>492158984the developers clearly think it is seeing as how they pushed it to live
>>492158853>i'm going to spam blanka ball that's unpunishable on block or dodgefalse>my 66l that makes me fly across half the screenso does half the roster>hehe i got a knockdown time to noble strategy better guess right nigga both the overhead grab and the low sweep are combo starterslots of characters have mixups and if she tries every option but the high you can SBA or DP her>hehe gapped all skill babycorrectpost your main now or I can consider you a salty cuckold playing a top tier and still losing to charlotta
>>492159082>noble strategyfuck off with your lies faggot we literally saw GMs at the highest levels robbed by this clown car skill>blanka ballfaggot nigger is gonna say 'just DP it as it comes in lul. Anon you're not a reactionlet are you???' i betfucking rope yourself.
>>492158853>both the overhead grab and the low sweepIt's not an overhead grab, in fact it wiffs on crouching opps so you beat both the same way: crouch-blocking.
bros I'm getting robbed by Abelial
>>492159514>faggot nigger is gonna say 'just DP it as it comes in lul. Anon you're not a reactionlet are you???' i betwyell...>fuck off with your lies faggot we literally saw GMs at the highest levels robbed by this clown car skillthey get robbed by Abel too lol>picturelol
RUREEA
>literally everyone and their mom SBA every charlotta ball>"NYOOOO I CAN'T DO IT"KEKYPOW.
>>492159717>just crouch blockyeah I'm sure all these GMs don't know the matchup. Faggot, you are just trying to gaslight people into crouch blocking so you can fraud shit by hitting them with overhead helm splitter six times in a row before overhead grabbing them when they finally stand block.mickey mouse RPS casino spamming monkey.
>>492160035>Faggot, you are just trying to gaslight people into crouch blocking so you can fraud shit by hitting them with overhead helm splitter six times in a row before overhead grabbing them when they finally stand block.lmao do you consider getting closer and throwing 3 times in a row to then hit them with cH fraudulent too????
this is my knight
My whore wife Metera
>>492159951literal GM's can't do itbut random anons on gbvsrg canseems logicalgbvsrg derangement syndrome is getting worse these days...
It appears my superiority has led to some controversy.
>fraudlotta downplay squad out in full force todaynice general versuskeks
>>492160205I mean the case I was referring to is a GM and a very good one too, so...considering shartko lost with SIEGFRIED to charlotta maybe he's unironically better than him lol
>>492160375charlotta is the most popular character in here so thats a given. there are like, what, 4 charlotta players here?
Anon's knight owes me sex
>say fake garbage>get corretcted>NOOOOOOOO YOU'RE DOWNPLAYING1111
>>492159717It is an overhead grab, it beats parries and counters, including the ones that you deal with when FIGHTING UNO
>>492160375charlotta general dumb ferrykek
>>492160524isn't Vira like the most basic bitch and commonly played character everywherethat or beatrix>>492160476>??? randomly brings up tako in the middle of unrelated conversationnice to see that takoshill anon got you this mindbroken
>>492160614In fighting games an overhead is an attack that can not be blocked while crouching, at least learn the terminology
>>492160614overheads beat lowsit's an air throw that beats standingall parries lose to throws that isn't an argument
My favorite charlotta is xerom. He's chill and be like "yo les play charlotta hahahaha"
>>492160850i was talking about this generalhavent seen vira or beatrix mains in lobbies or tournaments
>>492160990>he didn't watch wavie turn him into a chudlotta live
>>492158494>no 9:1 matchup in this game motherfuckerCharlotta vs VersusiaLancelot vs VersusiaSeox vs Versusia
>>492161086>losing to waviemy fraud hero xerom is so dreamy
>>492159082>lots of characters have mixupsWhat fucking game are you playing? 95% of the cast don't have any mix to speak of.
>>492161325noble strategy on wakeup is a true hard 50/50 in this game but the scamlottas don't want you to know that
>try to meet 2b in the air>her buttons just fuck me overmnyes
HAHAHAHAI MEAN-
>>492161468just dp ityou DO have one right?
>>492161810>wants you to dp a safe setup so he can kill youfake news sprouted by faggot charlotta playerand this is why no one respects you
>>492161810You do know Charlotta can perform a pseudo safejump from her flip, right?
>>492162137charlotta mains are all faggots who unironically give you false 'counterplays' so they can kill you better.They aren't a fellow gamer that wants the rising tide to lift all ships. Nah they just want to fraud you and laugh at you.no sense of the FGC spirit and honor at all.subhuman scum like these should be exterminated to the last.
>>492161810I have a metered one but it just whiffs against Noble Strategy because someone thought it was acceptable to release a character in this state.
>>492161947>>492162137only happens if she hard commits to the L followup at a dp safe timing that's very reactable
>>492162367So what? Doesn't change the fact that saying "just dp lmao" as if that was the answer to her flip is the dumbest fucking thing I've seen all day.
>all this professional charlotta downplayersand here I thought the vaseraga downplay squad was devoted at their jobs
>>492160850>>??? randomly brings up tako in the middle of unrelated conversation>nice to see that takoshill anon got you this mindbrokenyou're the one claiming the creme of the creme getting hit by demon flip, if he's not one of them then what is he?btw they also get hit by shit like SSBA on wake up too, not sure if this will make you scream in surprise
Who cares about some random online tournamentI was saving strats for evo
wyerks fyor mye
>>492162710taco...
>>492161782Look at those blocky, chunky chibi fingers, I bet they'd feel great on my balls
>>492156938It’s absolutely reactable in a vacuum. 16 frames is over 250ms. Most people here have faster reaction times than that. It has a pretty unique animation and sound effect too.
>>492162863Nywell I can't react to it so it's unreactablehold that
>>492158138sasuga tako jobbing to vtuber gril so he gets some later
>>492162983*hold ur dyick*
>>492162863>most adhd teenagers have faster reaction times than thatfixed that one for you
Why is lowain allowed to be a good character
>>492161325>What fucking game are you playing? 95% of the cast don't have any mix to speak of.AbelBelialLadivaVaseragaViraNierSeoxSiegLowainNarmayaPercivalFerryZooeyCagliostro2BNice 95% bro
>>492158138>winner's comment: new patch is amazing, thank you
>>492163489Because he trades actually dealing damage for gimmicks. The same way 2B does but more extreme.
>>492163489A certain homo angel loving japboy also want to get triple teamed by the bros
>>492162496>downplayersShe's mediocre/high tier, you're the one professional upplaying to unbelievable tier lol She's only getting buffed btw I hope you'll not have a melty next time she does, again. I already told you this before the patch, so not sure why you're still here crying like a bitch.
>>492163746>it's the same faggothint: get a 4chan pass next time so you can seethe more instead of waiting
>>492162863>>>>16 frames is over 250ms
>>492163854Hint: de arimasu LOL
>>492163854man i forgot 4chan pass is thingits still around?
>>492164389yes and i buy every day to complain here about charlotta
Jiyuna has fought like the same 3 guys in ranked this game is smaller in Japan?
Charlottafags have hairy hands.
>>492164462No, the game just has a tight "matchmaking", it actually tries to make you fight the guy that is closer to you in their sbmm system, but it will throw you against the same guy over and over again
>>492164417>Multiple anons are discussing charlotta>It's just one autist claiming otherwise>Same autist thinks it's one dude on a 4chan passHmm... Funny how that works. I think it's called PROJECTION
>>492164517I have hairy everything.
>>492164417>charlotta hater is an extreme severe case of ESLMhm...
>>492164584so why am I fighting tenured mule when i suck?
>>492164646post hairy armpits
>>492163516>Sieg>Lowain>Narmaya>Percival>ZooeyNone of these characters have mix, what are you smoking?
>>492164462the game needs to add some kind of cooldown period, it's really easy to get the same person over and over if you accept the first match of the queue over and over
>>492164752................................................
>>492164517Yes>>492164646Hairy pits are bad and stinky bro
>>492163516>Abel>Belial>Vaseraga>ViraReactable command grabs are not mix
>>492164462Damn he went back to SF6 because of it
>>492156938I can't beat the robomi game on normal difficulty
>>492164875>Vaseraga's command throw is reactable>Charlotta's is notIf we needed any evidence to know you've been MINDBROKEN by the blonde harvin.
>only do back throw due to muscle memory>keep putting myself in the cornerHELP
>>492164653>Tries to make fun of the english proficiency of others>Even as he struggles to form a grammatically correct sentenceSad and cringe
>>492164881>can't win>switches to the other gameI see
>>492165221I can, I will and you will seethe.
bea's itchy asshole
>>492165086What? I only just now got into the conversation?>Charlotta's is notI mean literally yes? She can do any follow up out of the flip and the grab has no clear start up. What???
>>492165334>S-s-seethe!!!Nah I'm just gonna ignore you like the subhuman you are
>>492165450You lack skill, noob.Just PUNCH HER OUT OF THE FUCKING AIR OR FUCKING 2H. YOU CAN EVEN THROW HER OUT OF HER LOW!!!
>>492105910he's top 3 in GMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fW73WTUbK7Q
>>492165298I remember watching him once and getting washed by a random pot mashing grab on wakeup while he was playing Ram in fucking Strive, good times.
>>492165524By replying to me, cuckoid? Nice ignoring. Now suck my dick. :)
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
>>492165616I will never forget that a charlottafag unironically said that her command grab is reactable. Das gawdlike.
>>492165880What the FUCK do people see in Djeeta? Especially post-nerf. What does she even have anymore? Why would you play her over Bea or even Kat?
>>492165880???Literally why, he already play one of the best character in the game
>>492166151not him but the general answer to charlotta's demon flip is 2H or just crouching, then you react to the overhead instead
>>492166342I know. I wasn't asking for advice.
Versusia 214A is supposed to be -4 so why does her 2M beat everything after it?
>>492166489sorry...
Would he even be capable of playing a character that actually have to abide the rules of the game after whoring on 2B for so long?
>>492166167>>492166232>gamera gaslit JP to make her think she was top 2>JP upplay derangement infected the rest of the world
>>492166634No. So is the case with every fraudB
>>492166634I played his Djeeta in around February and it wasn't bad, actually very competent at footies, but after six months of 2B brainrot I don't know if it would be the same. That character alters brain chemistry or something, playing "stupid" is so rewarded that I don't know if you can go back
>>492166489Yeah, you wouldn't ask for advice because you can't use it, unskilled FAGoid lol. Enjoy eating my demon flip every time. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
why are all charlotta players such insufferable negroids
>>492167309I feel like they're trolling you...
I dont fall for such obvious falseflags.
>>492166167She's just a very simple character that can easily achieve good results from very little. Or at least she was, I haven't played her in so long and I didn't tried her out since the patch
>w-w-w-why are all char-r-lo- *vomits*>I MAIN TWO BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE *suffers from tourette*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>492166634I've played against his Yuel and he was pretty bad so I guess not
I'm willing to bet 69 cents that he often try to double jump and give his brain mini strokes because it doesn't work.
what triggered the autist obsessed with charlotta and what triggered the autist trying to get a reaction from him?
EU wake up! I want to play!
>>492168319It Has To Be This Way
>>492168489Sorry breh I'm currently stuck on wifi.
Post your best and worst matchups
>melty anons stop posting>bread immediately fucking diesnyo... not like this bwos. come on someone post something controversial and rile some anon up so we can get the bread moving again...
>>492170015belial is fine, just learn the matchup
Ok bro here you go, something to discuss
>>492170015Next time don't act like a retard and you won't get the thread derailed. Show respect to your superiors, insect. I NEVER forget.
>>492169828I refuse to look at my win rate shit ever
>>492170194Niia is talking to herself again...
>>492170317holy fuck anon you haven't been the same ever since belial's skin was announced
fuck you unfaithful anons stop playing genshin for five seconds and go back to posting on this board niggers
>>492170560Nah bro I'm busy sexualizing Venti
>>492170530Who are you talking to
>>492170560>genshin
>>492170194You remind me of the pimply nerd back in my high school who always had food stains on his shirt and reeked of something funny. He would talk like this and get the shit kicked outta him and he would never learn.
>>492163516what is this "2B mix" you speak of
>>492171095Funny you say that. I was actually the nerd at school and when they actually tried to bully me I went on a schizo rampage and they never tried anything again. I got suspended but it was worth it as I was left alone for the entirety of high school.
GM Zooey matchup list
>>492171442that theory that said "players are like their mains"? I believe it now
>>492171442>and they never tried anything againfucking kids can't even get bullying right these days. Bet ya'll only shit talk behind someone's back like a bunch of women on their whatsapp groups. Back in my day dudes were hard af niggers, if you fought back that meant you just signed your death warrant and got your ass kicked that much harder. You just shut the fuck up, took your daily ritual beating and that was it for the day.
test
>>492170560I'm losing my masters crystals, what else do you want from me
>>492171839I never did anything though? They bullied me because I looked passive and didn't reciprocate their insults or teases. One day they went a bit too far and I reminded them their fucking place.I do not insult people "behind their backs", I don't need to. Do you insult ants behind their backs? lol
>>492172087>One day they went a bit too far and I reminded them their fucking place.nice fanfiction RUMAO
NO ONE WANTS TO SIT THERE AND BLOCK THIS BITCH ALL DAYI DIDN'T GET OPENED UP, I JUST LITERALLY GOT TIRED OF BLOCKINGI DONT WANNA BLOCK AGAINST THIS BITCH BECAUSE AFTER TWO FUCKING NORMALS THE BITCH SHOULD BE PUSHED BACK ENOUGH TO WHERE SHE NOT STILL IN MY FACEI DON'T FEEL LIKE BLOCKING
>>492172218Cope!Even though, it sounds like I massacrated them or something, I didn't, I just scared them a lot basically. One got hurt though I think, she was crying.
>>492171839Fuck off Albert, I don't regret breaking your teeth on the desk edge at all and I never will, all you had to do was to stop being a dumbass but you couldn't help yourself and kept pushing and pushing because you wanted to look good in front of Marie too bad she was a lesbo.
>thread filled with people having drama during high schoolI'm so glad I had a normal life>gbvsgUuuhhh de arimasu I guess
>>492171839Nigger shut the fuck up, the average bully has always been an insecure faggot who ONLY goes after those who can't/won't fight back. The instant one of them does they just move on to a different victim.
>>492171749downplay central
>>492172605you are suppose to say which matchup you disagree with and why
>>492171749>Uno slightly losingI'd call it even solely because Uno can't punish Zooey's 66H on block unless she's point blank, and has to YOLO sweep to stuff it or go for parry, I think the person who made this list hasn't labbed the MU enough. Zooey can play like an animal compared to most of her MUs because of this
>>492172569School bullying is a sensitive topic for 4chan users, 90% of the posters sitewide went through some form of bullying.
>>492172583I'm a fucking 80's homie faggot, we were HARD back then, not like you pussy ass bitches today.
>>492172661not him but charlotta is even imothey're both at the mercy of each other if either gets cornered, in neutral zooey beats every ball with 66H, however using it too much leaves her vulnerable. also she can spam projectiles to zone her a bit. I wonder why that zooey player thinks it's an unfavorable matchup for zooey
>>492172839>80'sthe only thing that was hard was your math teacher's cock in your sphincter.
>>492172332>fanfiction fanfiction fanfiction
>>492168160Cygames Vision...
>>492172839>80's>still playing videogames with cartoonish looking characters such a big breasted sheep herder, a dwarf with an oversized crown, an oldman built like The Rock in his 20s, a faggot angel wearing high heels
>>492172986do you kids even shove people in lockers nowadays and keep them there until they missed class? News flash, unfriending someone on facebook isn't bullying. Fuckin kids these days...
>>492173167yeah that's right, this is the blazblue retirement home motherfucker
>>492171749how tf Zooey losing to GRAN LMFAO
>>492173273>do you kids even shove people in lockers nowadays and keep them there until they missed class?Physical bullying still happens but the bullies wait until after school has been dismissed due to zero tolerance policies, so now teachers often aren't aware that it's happening at all
>>492173858>zero tolerance policiesso this is why the nation has been going to SHIT lately. A generation of mollycoddled PUSSIES.
>>492171749From playing against Zooey I found out that Versusia has a hard time getting out of her pressure and 4 out of 4 specials get nullified or countered by her 5U follow up, so she can just sit back and react to any special move that you do.
Granblue Fantasy Versus Rising
>>492173829explain
>>492174072You missed the rest of my sentence. It still happens, it's just not out in the open. I'd argue it's more severe than it used to be because if shit gets out of hand and turns into a brawl there isn't a teacher there to break it up
>>492174254Bullying
>>492174251her 5U follow up is basically a DP, it's invul and -20, it technically beats everything but blocking
yeah i think im kinda done with fighting fagsusia
>>492174362Just go home straight away? What are they gonna do? Perform a home invasion and get castle lawed 6 feet into the ground?Besides, I've seen the kids these days, fucking screen addicts couldn't even shove a five-foot midget if they wanted.
>>492174781I really struggle to understand what you could possibly gain by being this wilfully obtuse and ignorant on an anonymous imageboard.
hmmmmmm
>>492172351this is fanfiction
>>492175562Yeah I made it the fuck up, seemed fun at the time.
>>492175753You were the one getting his teeth broken kek
>>492134660>why do people claim Bea is good if the two best characters in the game are better than her Man... Bea players are something else Literally the same shit before the patch "how can Bea be op if Nier is op"They truly managed to have the dumb character attract a dumb player base. Bravo I guess
>>492175869Nah my school life was painfully average, there's nothing really note worthy about it, the only thing I can think of was a teacher receiving a condom in the face with the kid doing it being expelled.
Can I get some tips vs Versussy? It seems she is never punishable.
>>492176510rush her down
>>492176579I'm ferry
>>492141667that was a shitpost
>>492174420It basically nullifies all 1 hit projectiles as far as I remember. And 3 our of 4 mom specials are 1 hit projectiles.
>>492176852no, it's literally invincible
>>492176689Why? The devs clearly want you to stop
>>492176852Doesn't change what I said.
>>492176689so what
BEBBO :--DDD
>>492176921but she's sexy...
>>492177045meant for >>492176882
>>492177372it completely changes what you would do against it.you have to bait it out, versusia doesn't have any bigger of an issue against it than any other character, it's a basic part of the zooey matchup
>>492176579>just run the fucking gauntlet of constant projectiles that track
>>492178015oh, we are just making up shit that characters can do nowthen in that case, it's unwinnable, she can just spam infinite tracking projectiles and ferry has no plays
>>492178179i forgot to add they're almost all plus and the ones that are minus push you out of punish range
>>492178367they also lead into a combo and allow her to break the wall and gain positive bonus and refill her bullets and gain concentration
>Anti-air beam is the worst special in the game hands down, has no use case by itself, gets beaten by regular jump-ins due to horrible hurtbox/hitbox>Ball is the worst fireball in the game, slow but can't be followed after, Ex version only has one hit and is destroyed by other Ex projectiles, slow as fuck to recover, doesn't go fullscreen, doesn't knockdown or crumple on hit meaning you get fuck-all reward even if your opponent manages to walk into it>Charge is beaten by rolling and other low-profile moves despite the animation being a massive energy slash along the ground, only becomes active at the very end of the move so it loses to any other forward advancing special instead of clashing, and despite all this it's punishable on block>Pillar is literally just a strictly worse version of Cag spear>All of this is supposedly balanced on the fact that her buff improves her specials, but all the buff does is bring them in line with what other characters get without jumping through hoops>The buff itself takes massive amount of time to complete, and you only get the buff at the very end of the animation instead of at the start unlike other buff characters like Sieg>Naturally the buff still gets consumed even if your subsequent 5U gets stuffed during start-up and never comes out though>Massive height but no viable anti-airs makes her completely unable to deal with even normal jump-ins, let alone stuff like Lance or Charlotta air twerking>No 5f button, no meterless DP, metered DP is the worst in the game meaning that once someone makes her block 66L she has no other choice than to BC, and if she has run out of BP she just loses the game>Worst dash in the game combined with the worst dash normals in the game, can't even get 66L oki after a non-counter-hit brave counterSo we can all agree that Versusia is hands-down the worst character in the game, right? Not even release Vane was this bad.
>>492178617I disagree!
>>492178617i wont read all that shit but she's literally always plus or unpunishable and also has massive range so whatever you said doesnt matter and you are wrong
>>4921775563 out of 4 specials are long range projectiles zooey can nullify, which means versusia is more susceptible to that move being used against her. versusia controls things at a distance and zooey can force her to approach.
>>492178617you are bad at the game
>>492178957The only plus move she has is 22H, and that pushes her so far away that she can't do anything with the few plus frames she gets. Everything else requires the buff, without it she is minus, and everything is minus enough to be punishable except 214L and 22L which are only -4.
>>492178617hmmmm nyo
>>492179307Not an argument.
>>492179397>and everything is minus enough to be punishablthat's where the "pushes you half a screen away" comes in. fucking cancerous character, id rather fight sieg
>>492178617Bruv thinks we're reading all that oh my days
I'm just happy seeing the KINO of havabubz back
>>492178617>metered DP is the worst in the game
>>492179665214M is always punishable because it moves her forward. 214H is always punishable because it moves her forward. At the distances where 623X hits crouching characters, it will always be punishable. 236L is almost always going to be punishable if used as a blockstring ender because it does barely any pushblock, 236M whiffs if used in a blockstring. 236H is actually always safe at -4, forgot to mention it earlier. 22M will probably be safe most of the time. Ultimates are safe or plus, but that's almost universal with punishable ultimates being a pretty small minority.
>>492180380You do realize that Versusia DP would have whiffed at that range, right? Don't make me fucking post the Lance vs Versusia DP webm.
>>492180496doesnt work for my character
>>492165208>>492165402
I love ViraI will marry her and make her happy
>>492166167her massive rebinrebu
>>492181128>massivemom's bigger
>>492181342Mom has a tiny demon clitty that djeeta uses to plug her own urethra.
>>492181342They need to compare side by side for reference
>>492181342nah, mom's is smaller, significantly smallerwhen you get hit by her rebinrebu you take barely any damage, it does no stretching
I saw what went down and I can't believe we won. A HOLY KNIGHT IS AFRAID OF NOTHING
it's so big you can't even see the opponent
>>492181810no... hate won...
>>492176510I just go for a chip game vs her. Also her 236x is punishable with fL and the follow up version you can fM into 236U for a hard knockdown
>>492180667>replying to hatstroon
>>492178617you are definitely omitting her strong points but I don't think you wrote any falsehood
>>492182221The holy guide rewarded all harvin enjoyers in the end
I don't like fighting momher song is too sad
Doomnier, show yourselfI know you are here
>>492183097
i'm gonna shid
>>492181016Tell me how to play her
>>492156671if you had to learn from watching one of them who would it be
>>492183183>>492183247Hope... WON.
what does versussy's milk taste like?
>>492180667>webm of lance doing his INVULNERABLE crossup button versus a dpyeah go ahead and post it and look more retarded
>>492183870Tabasco
grrr MY character is the worstnot YOUR character
>>492184306This but unironically.
Why are my friends not here?
>>492183456check out the best Vira player in the world, Rinna Feuglace
>>492184445After my meeting babe
>>492184306Correct
>>492183870strawberry and blueberry I guess
say hello to your s2 guest character
>>492166167>What does she even have anymore?Kokkoro color scheme.
>>492184445Playing with /ourgirl/ Kayatsuhimeall her viewers are probably NA so its all 300 ping matches...
i think ferry is pretty
pretty what
Pretty pretty.
this game fucking sucks because I keep losing with no end
>>492185698>>492185770>>492185860
>>492186592
>>492186467You could always become someone who exclusively bullies low rank players in lobbies...
im sorry about the versusia slander i was really mad i like her big breasts
im sorry about the charlotta slander i was really mad i like her big crown
im not sorry about charlotta slander
im sorry about the djeeta slander i was really mad i like her big penis
im sorry about the yuel slander i was really mad i like her big ears
>>492186660nigga I AM the low rank
>>492187138
I'm not good at grub, i'm a mediocre code monkey, I don't have a girlfriend,I can't make a fucking tortilla i'm contemplating ending it all
>>492186778I wouldn't call her breasts "big" considering the series she's in.
>>492187772>I can't make a fucking tortillano.........
*drinks rat piss*
>>492187772at least you're not a NEET
>>492187772same de arimasuexcept the tortilla because I don't like that and I can cook some basic food
>>492187772Same but i'm a stemfag.
>>492187772Girlfriends are overrated
>>492171839>>492172583For me it was this. I waited for my main bully in the bathroom, kicked him in the dick as he came out of the stall and beat the shit out of him and never got fucked with again. You deserved it Chris get fucked! Hope you're impotent, retard!!
hi :)
>>492189501ʰᵉˡˡᵒ
>>492171839BASED bullyanon retraumatizing the bullied nerds of /gbvsg/
time to die
>>492190391>>492190391>>492190391
you myust byake...
>>492190393>>492190393>>492190393time to live
>>492190412>>492190427Use the Charlotta one, I am going to kill myself.
>>492190412>>492190427>one second apartcharlotta baker here, choose your destiny and I will follow
I vote for getting my penis bullied by Djeeta
>>492190427>>492190607LMAOLAUGH AT HIM
>>492190807I failed the captcha twice and was trying hard to find a picture of a granblue punching pov. I deserve this.
The law of the land state we must use whichever was made the earliest
>>492187772At least you have a job, since the death of my grandfather 2 years ago I feel like I'm stuck in time and I can't finish my post grad degree
>>492191668you aren't alone anon many long for the big sleep
Bread
>>492178015Just pick Bea and slide
>>492178617I agree. She sucks. Vane tier is pushing it imo but she does suck.
