Bullied edition.Big meaty noteshttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=xg9_rosyyopVersusia Character Guidehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2OoiGWYFUk [Embed] [Embed]SilentOne tournament VOD:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMsX2TfHxlM [Embed] [Embed]NA TOURNEY #11 VOD:https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2233246575EU TOURNEY #6 VODhttps://www.twitch.tv/videos/2233246299>Older Tournament VODS:https://pastebin.com/y5xV4pqN--->(un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobbyTo join, turn Crossplay off in System settings so that you're able to join Platform lobbies.Then you can join the (un)Official /gbvsg/ PC lobby at Japan Platform Lobby 1. Image version of joining instructions @ https://i.imgur.com/bCHqtDL.pngPlaystation players cannot join the lobby, use the room if needed instead.>(un)Official /gbvsg/ RoomsUsually has "gbvsg" as password (check thread). f2players cannot join so ask people to join the lobby instead.--->Upcoming DLCVikala (october) will close out the pass, season 2 starts with Sandalphon.https://youtu.be/4GqEX6Eqr34 [Embed] [Embed]New Belial Battle Pass Costume:https://x.com/gbvs_official/status/1817149182618341539>this week's F2P rotationGran, Nier, Sieg, Seox>Latest Patch Noteshttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/news/detail/?id=xg9_rosyyop>Steam pagehttps://store.steampowered.com/app/2157560/Granblue_Fantasy_Versus_Rising/>Websitehttps://rising.granbluefantasy.jp/en/>Resources:https://www.dustloop.com/w/GBVSR>Twitter hashtagshttps://twitter.com/YamicornDMV/status/1709222479061745711>Match replayshttps://replaytheater.app/?game=gbvsPrevious Thread: >>492071314
>Use the Charlotta one, I am going to kill myself.you can't tell me what to do
>Use the Charlotta one, I am going to kill myself.
This thread has even more Embeds than before.Are you niggers still without 4chanX in 2024?
>>492191130I LOVE DEFAULT 4CHAN ITS FUNCTIONALLY PERFECT
>>4921911304chanX? Is that some sort of porn?
>>492191269
Speaking of bullying In highschool someone dropped Dorito dust in my head in the middle of class. it took me a second to realize what had happened. I clenched my fist and I was ready to bash his head in. I was seeing red.But I am a poorfag and that was in a somewhat expensive school, my mom was working her ass off to pay it so I held back in fear of getting suspended.
>comfy djeeta punching my balls thread >nasty charlotta threadthe choice was simple really
>>492191410>so I held bacThat's not good for you.
>>492191450you're right
Hold this mix, bitch
>>492191828the way she says debiiru is so cute..
who are the biggest winners and losers of the patch
>>492191912if you see rollback that means you were ferry and not the charlotta therenice try*cums inside you*
>>492192129>*cums inside you*
>>492192117>winnermy left ball>losermy right ball
>>492192220Nier can't cum inside anyone
OTOTOTO
>>492192220leaving nier hanging while cumming inside every single other girl on the grand cypher
>>492192435thank you
>>492191828Wait, Fraux is not friends with her card?>>492192086Where can I hear it? I know fates are on YouTube but any specific one?
>uno's Ult parry is plus if you block the projectileWell, shit
>>492192826I never played the game. I just listened to some of her voice lines from it and decided fraux should be my wife based on her voice alone.https://mizagbf.github.io/GBFAL/?id=3040161000
HAHAHAHAHA, I mean-I just, I just-I'm just gonna block you for playing Belial! HAHAHAHA! I'm not gonna play against him!!! HAHAHA!!! That's all!
>>492193161 (Me)Apparently you can either double roll/spot dodge on ult flash or wait to see the projectile to roll, doing the first thing is more consistent and will give a c.H punish (you are like +20), waiting for the projectile and then spot dodging it/rolling it will give you a CH c.H punish instead
Thanks Narmaya/Perci/Onion/Sheep/Vira anon for the games, you had an answer to pretty much any bullshit I tried.I need to get better at dealing with shimmies.Maybe next time I'll be in better shape.
>>492193692i stopped playing belial because of this pasta
>>492193692i started playing belial because of this spaghetti
>>492194797
>>492194374Ggs friend, you did good adapting to my 2h’s delaying your dives and my empty jumps with close heavies. I wish Lunalu still worked like before I miss her so much.
>>492194876
........
>Wa boo hoo hoo Versusia is such a heckin honest zoner>+5000 on block gorilla normalsyeah kys you fucking downplayinf aggots
>>492195097GGs, also forgot to ask:You really like Ferry's theme, do you?It's one of the best for sure.
Our whore wife Fraux
>>492180667?
>>492195109thank you
issa time
My top 5 this patch is Belial, Seox, Grimnir, Sieg, and 2B
>Lose to some dude in ranked>Hit rematch>Beat him this time>They leavefucking loser
>>492195914bgs was me, I had to go because my gf wanted sex and distracted me
PEOPLE OOOOOOOOFFFFTHE SKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRISE UP
>>492195795I will queue up but I have to go get my mail and some other stuff I may be afk all match
I managed to do a tortilla and as such I will not be passing away today
>>492193248our wife you mean
havent seen you in a while green kot
>ywn get bullied relentlessly by a bea and zeta tag team
Karl will be gone for a long time.I realized I can't handle this loneliness once again kizzingtons... I have no friends now. I can't be like this forever...Please help me...
>>492195180
>>492195415Yeah, she really grew on me in general. I’ve never played a zoner in any fighting game before but she’s just perfect…
I'm currently masturbating, as I like to enjoy some alone time.Karl.
>>492196335I made this webm so now because you used it you are contractually obligated to let me creampie you, Nier.
>Karl.Not my HERO.
>>492196335Why do you say Karl is your friend?
>>492196513Strive Axl is pretty fun
>>492196687Karl is my BEST friend. He LOVES me and ONLY me. Nobody shows me kindness like he does.
>>492196513I think Zeta has a pretty good matchup against her, but you would have beaten me up anyway.
>>492196883Sounds our of character for Karl
kots=stinky must die
>>492192436thread cannot be saved
>>492197220Why...
I don't think that nigga saying Versusia is never plus has looked at her move list-cL-cM-cH-66L-66H-2L-5UU-22L/M/H/U (some depend on spacing)-buff follow-upsis there more????
redkeks btfo
Owlcat minigame needs to be deleted
>>492192436Thread saved
woops second time I do this stage, don't know the meta strats for the final stage with the wind
>>49219746522H is always plus, 22L/22M is plus at max rangeI don't remember 22U but I think it's the same as 22L/Mshe has a lot of plus frames though
i dragged them down and nyou jobbed to a siegfried...
sieg just got lucky with the speed up no problem>>492197729jump to the left wheel from the trampoline and then from there on to the plank, when close enough to the second wheels jump there and from there jump to the crystal2/4 btw
full bruise lobbyjoin the solo queue!
>>492198316omw
>>492196806I never tried him, I played Millia most of the time and some Bridget (biscuit xD) when he released. >>492196927Idk I haven’t played many Zetas in my ranked games, I think pre patch zeta would destroy her since setting up a non safe gee gee means she actually loses 80% health but now that that was toned down it should make it better, I’ll have to play her with you next time so I can get a better feel.
how does the queue always die bwos
nice fucking please wait
>level 100+ bruiserswhyhow
>>492198537one of us is over 400 at this point
>>492198537you must be new around here
>>492198537everyone here is at least level 145, if you are lower than that we publicly shame you until you do your grind
>>492198889>>492198537Dibs on the newcutie's asshole
I dropped my controller and hit my head on my desk when getting up bros.
>>492198537I am ~lv180
>>492199096kots=stinky....
holy jobbing
because this avatar SUCKS
I main Djeeta she is awesome
uhhh you guys have a suspicious amount of bea colors unlocked..
surely we will win as the dumbest of them all
>job at lasers literally every single time>still use the Licensed Beam Bouncer trophy
>>492195246thank you
>>492197465>cLUniversally plus. Hers is less plus than others because it's a 5L instead of c.L.>cMPractically irrelevant, its 8 fucking frames and only +1, (remember that her fastest button is 1f slower than rest of the cast, so in her case +1 is actually 0 when you are at c.M range)>cHCompletely irrelevant, pushes you massively far if not canceled into the auto-combo, there is nothing she can actually do of it's plus frames.>66LUniversal, hers just happens to be the worst 66L due to her dogshit dash.>66HComplete garbage, again pushes her so far on block that the plus-frames are meaningless.>2LThis one is actually good and useful, but has the downside of not cancelling into other lights unlike most other 2Ls.>5UUUses her buff and despite that pushes her out of 5L range on block most of the time (which is an issue because the opponent is still within f.L range in that scenario).>22L/M/H/U (some depend on spacing)This is universal projectile behaviour. The difference here is that her projectiles cannot be nearly as plus most others, and she can't make use of the plus frames they give because they also move her back. >buff follow-upsShe can do 1 buffed special in pressure to be plus, and that's it. After that any special she uses ends her turn. Saying she has a lot of plus frames is nonsense. Someone like Belial can endlessly wail on you because he has plus frames on buttons that actually matter. With her, you could easily remove plus frames from cH or cM and literally nothing would change.
high level yggy color..
>>492199710she is fun and attractive and dumb :)
>>492199710i played her for 2 days ok
>>492200239>(remember that her fastest button is 1f slower than rest of the cast, so in her case +1 is actually 0 when you are at c.M range)That's not true, c.M to 2L is real because you are outside of c.L proximity range. The only time it doesn't matter is if you are playing against another character who is a 5L character rather than a c.L/f.L character>Completely irrelevant, pushes you massively far if not canceled into the auto-combo, there is nothing she can actually do of it's plus frames.That's not true, she will be in f.M/2M range with a 5f gap>Complete garbage, again pushes her so far on block that the plus-frames are meaningless.same as above>Uses her buff and despite that pushes her out of 5L range on block most of the timethat's not true at all, it also frame traps into the plus frames>The difference here is that her projectiles cannot be nearly as plus most othersthat's not true, her projectile lingers, so it's very plus in oki situations, not so much in neutral though
we won anywaywe dont fight with each other you savages
versusia's 5L is actually pretty ignorant because it's a level higher than the usual light normals while being fast, 6f, and auto comboablethat aside making her out to be struggle bus tier is funny as hell, this general will always downplay female characters and upplay male ones
>>492200239half of what you said is bullshit and doesnt matter bceause shes still unpunishable or plus which is what that original poster was saying
its time for fox
balance bear sweep
>>492200873Punishable on block is a scrub mechanic.If you want to hit the other guy then when neutral and enforce your strike/throw mix. Why should the game reward you for just holding downback? You already didn’t take damage from the move, that’s reward enough.
Literally what is the deterrent to Beelzebub just dive kicking you over and over again? There's no way you can react to that without a DP
>>492201267you can hit him and it shares a cooldown with his DP
>>492201267Bubs is the character where if you have sub 190 ms reaction time he's terrible and if you don't he's godlike
>>492201267You can clash with him mid air for a funny moment in bubs history.>There's no way you can react to that without a DPanon..
Bullying is wrong...
>>492201267fL nigga literally just mash fL
>>492200873How many characters have punishable-on-block normals besides 2U, 2H (both of hers are punishable) and the occasional dash move? Hers specials are all minus or punishable without the buff except 22H. Saying she's unpunishable or plus often is nonsense. Compare that characters like Belial or Sieg who are literally unpunishable on all their specials except their DPs.
>>492200239mom is a fine mid tier,you don't have to do this
>>492201584>her 66M is only -4 for some reason
>>492201584She's mid tier when she's against characters that can't pause the game, turn blue and then immediately zoom in from half-screen away while ignoring your every move. Unfortunately, a huge number of the cast can, in fact, do just that.
cute android anon...
>>492201441>>492201457>>492201472>>492201546I guess I just don't have the gene because there's no way I can react to that shit
i got blasted by a lazer over a floating bridge...
>>492202026You can't react to his dive with 2H, anyone who says otherwise is lying, but if he's just doing his dives over and over then you can just hit him because there's a pretty big gap for him to do it
>>492201702>for some reasonIt's -4 because it's a glacial 28f start-up, meaning only geriatric grandpas will ever get hit by it. Worst 66M overhead by a country mile. In fact, it might be the worst 66M overall, but maybe I'm forgetting some rarely seen character who has a dogshit 66M that you never see.
>>492201702Bea, Soriz and Eustace also have a 66M overhead that is -4
>>492202026You don't need to react nigga, JUST MASH fLL Divekick is - oB unless spaced (or blocked crouching idk its that weird ass thing where you get different frame data if it hits above the waist or below)fL will stuff him out of the hair, if blocked you'll be plus
>>492201702>28 frame start upthank god
>>492202312Nevermind I lied, Bea's is mega negative but it's also way faster
oops
fuck thisim going kot
nyext time
>>492202312Soriz and Eustace can both combo from theirs under certain cituations, pretty sure Versusia can't. Eustace's is also airborne allowing it to throw-bait.
>>492200176
>>492202798Does the U pillar have too much recovery? That kinda sucks
>>492202813i want to be a towel
>>492202798she gets a combo off of 66M on counterhit in the corner
this poor djeeta has failed stage one like 6 times now
>>492203046its like plus 20 something but not enough to combo it
>>492203357ggs was me :(
>Havaniceday, Wavie and Tenuredmule hoursok time to stop playing ranked
green team seething
time to job to lasers boys
WHY IS IT ALWAYS GREEN TEAM
I punched a bea for most of the round
ggs anons was the last one for me. thanks for bruisin.
why is there no timer for when your shit runs out maaaaan
2nd place...
>>492203558why don't you want to donate your crystals?
MY FUARKING HERO
>>492195795we got 1 spot
did they get rid of the main menu guest book
>>492202407I'm Luci I can't mash f.L
wow again
>>492201248niggas just make up random shit now
>>492204993did you job on stage 1 again anyon...
>>492205073no, lasers
I thought i was friends with a jp zeta and he HIT ME
god i fucking love the axe
poor djeeter
Someone help the brown djeeters win stage 1 for once
>>492205794unordered btw. ordering is pointless.
>>492205794Eustace is too low, Six is still better than Kat, Luci still doesn't have a meterless DP so he's too high, Vira and Gran are too high, Lancelot is too lowMan how can you say Vane is better than Zeta
>>492205770its the chinese djeeta all over again
>>492201248>Punishable on block is a scrub mechanic>you should just win neutralI'm not at my computer, somebody put this quote over a 2B portrait or some similar character
>>492205984oops vane is supposed to be one lower
>>492205794>Ladiva and Bubs that low>Gran that high>VIRA that highThis better not be your list nigga
>>492205794Versusia is just a worse version of Ferry, she's way too high.
oh wow lasers again huh
>>492205794downplaying central
POV: it's the happiest day of your life.
bruising with a keyboard is hard
>>492206431i get to ruin nier's wedding?
>spend 2 hours labbing a combo that is only slightly practicalAnother fine day in the lab
>>492206431Nier looks lovely as a bride maid as Desu carries me down the aisle on the way to our honey moon.
nyes.......NYESMMMMMMMMMMMMNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSare those lasers i see?????!!
brown djeeters successfully escorted to stage 3
well, at least we won
niiiiadayo
>>492207431
>kek
>>492206431Sorry, wrong image
>>492207781
i jobbed so early
>he unironically likes brown women
okay maybe bruising isnt so badi'm having fun?
>woman is sexy, beautiful, hot etc.I sleep>woman talks to me, greets me, has conversations with meI'm love with her permanently
>>492208432Yes?
>>492208824Wayyy betterBelial needs his own tier though
>>492208698I hope you mean real women and you're not one of those suckers that falls for streamers/vtubers
>>492209001yes I mean real women obviouslyfor me looks come after (unless she's really ugly)
>>492208356I'm about to job right now
bruise...dead...
lots of 2B downplayers ITT
it might be nyover
>>4922094181 tier below the max is fine, she's not as overpowered as Belial and the other 3-4 top dogs
>>492208432
>>492208432my wife and her sisters literally coined the term 'chococats'
>>492209597thank you
>>492209572no...I'm going to play the fighting game now, sorry bros
>>492206431Nier's funeral?
Let's wait 5 more minutes.>>492209938>I'm going to play the secondary mode nowThanks for joining.
>>492209582yes she is lmfaoher mobility and range is already a better advantage than all of the cast's advantages Accessible all round and her skill gauge barely matters because you have to block her shit for so long
>>492207649WASTED
>>492210492
Eustace new possible bnb for a CH c.H standing confirm might have dropped, this aims to preserve as many cooldowns as possible without using BP for pressure afterwards, with EX Flamek giving you a c.H, c.M and 2H after. You can sub red nade instead of doing a second L slow kill rep if you want a safejump (you are +49 afterwards) or you can L nade oki after the 2nd slow kill rep.If you want to blow everything this https://x.com/LordCruxis/status/1827784981344649613 is it however.
That's it, it died for today.Thanks everyone who joined!
>>492210847very cute kotthank you for the host
>>492210847thank you for hosting!
>>492210492australian bro...
>>492208950I dont consider him game breaking like nier but hes VERY strong just not enough to be his own tier. Percival I was on the edge of putting him in A which he very well go in I just didnt wanna clutter it up. Vane changes didnt help his actual problem. Some character changes were good but not good enough to shoot up them up to fucking A like in other tier lists. I dont know WHAT they were smoking when they buffed Luc he gets to 5 so fucking fast now even on blocks. 2b is 2b will always be good.
>>492212021Diaper as always with the retarded tierlists
>>492212021Why can there be no C- or D-tier?
>>492212021>2b downplayers
>>492212021this nigga just puts shit anywhere
>>492208432brown anime girls are intrinsically white doebit
>>492211964>I dont consider him game breaking like nier but hes VERY strong just not enough to be his own tier.I think he is. To be fair, not as much as Nier was. For comparison, Nier should've stood in 2 tiers above with one in the middle being empty for example.Belial has a response to everything and the most versatile moveset in the game and it's all GOOD moves, ALL of them are very nice besides L and M command grab maybe
>>492210319t. s ranker
you guys actually think 2b is top 5?
I can't believe people rate Ladiva that fucking low
>>492212021>literal 50/50 on 66L>Bwhat is this nigga smoking>b-but ladiva always could do thatyeah except it's an actual fucking threat now
only NA thinks 2B is top tier
>>492208432gyaru whore wife is a menace to my dick
>>492208698my prospective wife... the girl at the grocery store check out.
>>492212664some things are eternal. Trap or puppet characters can't be seen as low tier. Grapplers can't be seen as anything but low tier. Nobody is actually considering the value of options. Nobody is actually analyzing situations and who has advantage where. Nobody is doing any leg work of actually critically engaging with this game. It's as simple as copypasting a worthless and thoughtless opinion over and over.
>>492208432fuck your hivemind
>>492212969>Grapplers can't be seen as anything but low tierthats only in modern games and is actually correct
>>492210624thank you
Ladiva and Metera downplaying is some sort of social behavior that must be studied by scholars because it's something unbelievable.
Guys come watch my tournament please-Brick
>>492213245hmm nyo
>>492212664Grappler players have literally spent the better part of 2 decades psyoping people into thinking their archetype can never be good
>>492213203I can name like four grapplers in "modern" games that are far from low tiers.
>>492213245thanks brick
>>492208432This is a brown lover's game
>>492213997My third worlder whore wives
>>492213518maybe right now when they were buffed
>Bea>VersI REALLY WISH THEY'D STOP RELEASING CHARACTERS THAT SHIT ON BUBS
>>492214413I wish they'd release more characters that shit on bubs
>>492213997I tire of the dark skin + light hair combo.
>>492214995I do not.
>>492213997Where's Io?
>>492215401on my bed
No Nier.No one will ever accept or love you.
>>492215498Lucky bastard
>>492214413Bubs shits on Versusia though.
>>492215715I think we already had this discussion before but: yes people unironically will, from personal experience. not that I was a pro or anything but it absolutely helped me to make friends
Why is no one playing Gran even though he got “giga buffed”?
>>492216243no one is playing that bland manlet even if he's top 1
>>492214072rising ladiva is the only one that required buffs to get there of the 4 in my mind.
Man Luci's damage is such bullshit oh wait nevermind that's just Beatrix's BNB
>>492215796kys
>>492216243I was surprised his GM started at like 450 crystals yesterday.
>>492216243why bother when Belial, Kat and Djeeta exist and all also got buffed?
What the fuck are you supposed to do against Cag? All this little homo does is spear, trap, and anti-air.
>>492218289just 66M
>>492218515I don't see how a 28f overhead will help against any of his bullshit.
when is this game going on sale? i am not paying $50 for a baby game
will the lobby incline today?
>>492218664character?
I'm having less fun playing against Abel than normal belial
>>492218515The one I was playing against was just pelting me with rocks and fH/2H whenever I tried to engage, I feel like I couldn't do much against that. My plan was to just use jU as Nier and hopefully hit them while they were throwing their shit, and if that failed, I was out of luck. He was too powerful.
>>492217087That’s just an average amount of damage for a corner combo and Luci can do more than that at level 5
>>492219556rock has 45 frames of recovery, you can do a lot to it, try your ult skills on react to it. Additionally if you just have death sat behind me though I can't throw it out without you hitting me with any skill. Other than that you probably want to just play outside of my buttons range and use 214H to get on my block. Honestly though fucking stop playing Nier. That character is dogshit and like one of cags winning matchups now. your f.5H still gaps cags but thats about it. Not scared of Nier at all anymore. Your turns just don't mean anything really and if you ever get on my block i'm just going to BC to turn you into an F tier.
>>492220327I'll keep this in mind, thank you.
Daily reminder>>492066627
guys, come on, watch my tournament...
>>492220116>He can do more than that after playing perfect neutral for an entire round and having 100 meteryeah I'd fucking hope so, his corner damage is dog otherwise
>>492212021>Kat and 2B below zetadiaper keeps diaping
>>492221343brick provoking horse
>>492221343thank you
>>492221520
>>492221715horse provoking horse
>>492221715sex
>>492220904It's perfectly fine, even at lvl. 1.Not amazing, but certainly nothing worth complaining about.
>>492221715unsex
>>492221715to quote Archibald from Stella GlowI'm coming!
>>492221856>>492222159>>492222601
>cant react to unisonicbrother do not watch the s+ tournament going on right now
>>492222562He can't loop his damage, his damage is dogshit relative to the rest of the cast on average
>>492223071Nobody can react to that albeit
>>492222719yhahnk yuo
PHOSHOROS
Anyone who tells you Beatrix's divekick shit is reactable is lying to you
>>492223071y-yeah, haha
lancegawd just threw a fireball out and dped unisonic into it... its over.. this man has cleared nightmare robomi
>>492223610It’s 30 frames, it’s slower than Vira’s M scarlet oath. So yes it is reactable. …If you ignore mental stack of course
>>492223482
>>492223807im hoping the artist continued the project all the way to hagdom
>>492223803>It’s 30 frames,And you have about 0.2s of that to figure out that they did the M one instead of the L
I hope they emergency nerf Kat's ass next
>>492223807thank you
YOUR FATE IS OVER WRITTEN
>>492224587Bro don't ruin my perfectly crafted scenario where everything is going exactly as I think it will that I just made up in my head come on
>>492224681her ass is already flat ... why
If grab was reactable I'd be able to react to itcheckmate
it's almost time for a club check
>>492224681i play kat and i want her nerfed
>>492226175we know callisto
>>492224587Why do you need to differentiate between L and M? The two hits of the L version form a true blockstring so you can't get frametrapped. If you react fast enough you can just press.The two hits of the H version can frametrap however.
>>492226032He had clearly shaved it the last week or two... the big meaty changes everything I guess.
>>492208698Not sure if that gif was related but I'd be so done if a woman like Narmaya wanted my shit. I hate younger women. Majority of them don't bring much after you fuck them.
https://www.twitch.tv/impurestclubCwub check... in 4 minutes
>>492224587It's one of those moves where you just meterless DP the moment you see it. If it was L divekick, it truestrings and nothing happens, if it was M or H she gets hit. So just play a real character that can actually meaningfully interact when defending instead of being forced to BC everything.
>>492226319its a fairly common sentiment among kat players
>>492224010No, sadly
>>492226984oh yeah?? do your fellow kat mains such as dudeakoff, socky and zippy agree? i think not
>>492226710I don't have a meterless DP...
another clubless night
>>492227395Just suffer I guess then.A lot more matchups than just Bea are pain without a DP. There’s a reason it influences tiers so much in this game.
>kojicoco on djeetaInterestingI'm surprised he's still in EU aswell
>>492227802which is why Lucilius is bad
>>492228009djeeta got buffed
>>492228009>>492228284top 2 am i right sisters
I tried learning by watching Grande play but it's useless because people just run in on me and I dieIf I could play this passive cucked bitches that he fights maybe I'd have success
>>492228359please dont say that some people will think you're being serious, shes middle of the pack compared to some of the other cancer characters
>Inochi lost in round 1 againlmao
Huh look at that, a 2B mirror. Weird that such a bad character is so common in tournaments.
>>492228938Being a nier player is harder than being a woman in josef fritzls basement.
>>492227309
xerom tried playing luci and jobbed immediately to charchar looooooolbottom 3 character
Being a Nier player is harder than being a /gbfg/ player still living with their parents. God help you if you are doing both.
>>492229549you can be nice...was charchar on vira?
UWE
>>492229549wtf hes in winners quarter finals though?!?you lied to me.................
>>492229921yes, he swapped after and took a charlotta-sized (big, relatively) shit on vira's head
>>492190393My POV of her riding my face.
>>492230084he's saying he lost a game as Luci and switch to Charlotta to win
Narmaya has some of the unintentionally funniest animations in the game
Ggs anons, we'll get to play more next time zooey anon. Shes a ferry rare character.
why does chudmaya's jump hop moon circle thing look like it's gonna cross up but it doesn't? shit gets me too sometimes
>Merp isn’t even GMMerpbros…
>>492230569It's her strongest gimmick. That's probably the only reason.
>>492229549I'm rusty and trying to play like grande instead of like myself bwo
>>492230885some of us have jobs
>Whore of the Worldtime to mute the stream
>>492230896kek what is even the original context of this?
>>492230996you are fighting americans bwo..
>>492229549I told you that Luci was shiet
>>492230996grande is a retard playing vs no test nips, you need to play like usagi and mash your specials from fullscreentrust me i'm s+.
It’s weird that Charchar got top 8 at Paragon one time and then has proceeded to get eliminated by round 3 in every tournament he’s entered since then
>>492223610>30f move>unreactabledo granbabies really? you guys wouldn't last a second in a real gamebet you noobs can't even block millia https://archive.org/details/millia-blocker-v-0.3
>>492231378I'm an old man I ain't blocking that shit
>>492231340He always seems to be really inconsistent. He does some weird seemingly unoptimal shit in a lot of his matches too.I just stopped counting the amount of times he could have killed but chose to transform.
>>492231378I got 25 frames and blocked 0, I guess I don't have the gene
>>492231378No one can block Millia
>>492231378I wonder how many people know that the point of this was to show that you aren't able to block millia on reaction
>>492231340luck
>>492231823wrong
>>492231340complete choker
>>492231934fake
>>492223127Starting at lvl. 0 and using 2L as my starter in the corner, doing a combo and then immediately doing another 2L combo right afterwards, no waiting for cooldowns, I can get 10.980 damage (ends in SBA, gets 8.740 meterless).At lvl. 1, I can get 11.380 under those same conditions (9.520 meterless).Landing 2L three times in a row in the corner is a guaranteed kill on 16k HP characters, even at lvl. 0.Sure, it's on the lower end, but this really does not seem all that bad to me, and that's definitely not optimized, so you should be able to find more damaging combos pretty easily. Yes, you have to manage cooldowns, but that's part of the character. It even allows you to meaningfully alter the way you play, since you can choose to intentionally not use all your specials, getting lower damage and not increasing your Blade Level in exchange for having more options at your disposal after the combo.For the sake of comparison: Seox gets 12.230 damage under those same conditions (10.920 meterless), while Katalina gets 11.570 (9620 meterless).Again, numbers may not be optimal, but they're close enough to give a rough estimate.
is xerom still in? otherwise I sleep
>>492232203the gene is real, and i have it
>Prada on ZooeyNigga what?
>>492232434hes fighting the winner of this set
H DP shouldn't give you oki
remember that time when belial does first hit of his full screen 5H and then does EX fireball into full combo into plus frame shit?
>>492231378Huh? I don't get how to play lol what keys do I press? I get the block sometimes, please don't tell me in that game you have to press the parry at the same exact time you get hit
ggs to the lobby
>>492232962you just press any keya b c whatfuckingeverkey
watching a restream because im not sitting there watching 4 ads in a row fuck off twitch
>>492233076I'm retarded I thought I had to block the lows too
I can't block a single one of these overheads bros
>>492233232In Guilty Gear she can always do at least a three way mix, high low or crossup
I played for 5 hours today
>>492233570uhm...remind me how many frames is raging strike here?holy shit
ggs lobbynot every day i get to see double KOs
>>492231378Such is the reactionlet life
>>492234389>last battlekino
>No Luci in top 8, again
>>492234725there were though...in bricks s rank tournament.
New djeeter doujin dropped on nhentai i'm destroying my dick to it tonight.
dragalia. . . . lost
>>492234820I feel like Luci is probably retardedly broken at low level and just a character with a win condition if he outplays the shit out of you in high level so that makes sense
>>492234839link
>>492235023https://nhentai.net/g/527358/#comment-3695263Not futa for once
this is someones hero
>>492235394mine but only when he doesn't get angry!
zamn
I probably use 236U[k] way too much, but Dragalia could have killed with it on that last touch instead of using 236M[k]. It gives lots of carry, and you can 2M[g] then H.Setsuna for a wallbounce a mile from where the combo originally starts thanks to the changes.
>>492235437sowwy the anger keeps me sane
>>492235826>bgslmao nah keep insulting himalso don't waste damage for the meme 2nd 66L when they're crouched
>>492235332Nice
>>492235909yeah I have to stop attempting it on every crouch hit but it's just too cool
lmao
>>492231378>310 ms reaction time>on top of 100 ms pingi'm not reacting to shit
>>492231378Ok I tried for a bitAmong like 200 attacks, I blocked 2. How many frames are her moves?Seems also useless because I imagine in a real match she just pummels you no stop with attacks, unless all her shit is minus.
>>492234389is that hewios
>>492236192thats viwa and aniwa..
I remember when someone told me Ktang was the strongest Narmaya...lmaoIf Hursix played he would make this retard look like a joke.
>>492236276bwo...Hewios plays Viwa sometimes...
>>492236538hewios is over here.........>>492195246>>492202813
>>492236485>Hursix played [SCHIZO BABBLE]he doesn't play, therefore he isn't better
>>49223672670% of the stuff Ktang uses was invented by Hursix
i wonder when xerom is going to get shitcanned for being le problematic
>>492236820he's black, sadly for them
>>492236820How is he problematic?
>>492236820they need concrete enough dirt that isn't just he wears nobeta shirts and swears on his stream
>>492231378>average 27 framesIt's over for me
>>492236953you guys didn't beat pooh baseball without upgrades did you?
>>492237074>without upgradesI'm not a schizo
>>492237074I got filtered by owl
>>492237115I forgive you as long as it was the japanese version.
>>492231140I wish I knew it makes me laugh so much. I just remember flipping the original around and some of the text. I’m glad someone gif’d it though.
>>492237224
>>492236820there's not enough to cancel him so as long as he doesn't do anything completely retarded like interacting with trannies past basic social manners and saying some shit like 'i love lolis' on discord nothing will happen to himhe is a target because he's winning tournamentsno one cares until you start winning
>>492236912didn't stop them from going after lunar
>>492237375CHARLOTTAAAAAAAAAA
>>492237074I got to Christopher and spent about a week on itBut eventually I had to kneel
>>492237402lunar and n*zu don't hide their powerlevel on a platform overrun with 'roons
I miss using an ult starter as a DP punish
imma fwip
>>492237837is the best move against narmaya to just play passively and take the throw? until she U teleports and you just SBA her or something lol
>>492236640do you think hewios looks like this irl >_<
that's my flipchang
>>492237943me on the right
nah this scamchang character gotta go how my mans huebert finna lose to this bum ain't no way
>>492237943holy shit he is pvmping
>>492231378>25its over
Do you mash on buttons during round call
>>492237943Probably just hard commit to delay 2l and take the 1k chip instead of the throw
>>492237943that chinese gran is fun to occasionally watch. no fucking idea what he is saying but it sounds funny and I like when he screams tempest burado in a really soft tone.
>>492238152I spin my sticks
>>492238152nyo until the very last second to perform the attack
>>492237790how is wearing a T-shirt from a loli porn game to majors hiding your power level? Said shirt featuring the half naked lolis you fuck in it.
>how this keep happening tonightmaybejust maybecagliostro's tp is fraudulent
>>492238586What the FUCK are you talking about?
what the fuck zoi does so much damage now wtf
Wow english Zoi sounds terrible
>>492238785porno
>>492238586they only have power online and are too socially inept to even say anything offline
>>492238684the move is literally bugged and cygames doesn't have a single person who playtests this character which is how they managed to nerf her when attempting to give her compensation buffs for them nerfing the two worst ultimate skills in the game
>>492236640
>>492238785it was a very based shirtdohna dohna masterpiece
>>492239071>>492238684Charlotta's SSBA also misses the same way, I don't have a hitbox thing installed but I bet both Zooey's SBA and charlotta's SSBA are "beam" SBAs so they don't have hitbox behind them or somethingunless in this case it's just Cagliostro's tp being retarded
can he beat 2b..
>>492238785he was wearing a dohna dohna t-shirt at evo or something
>>492239328literally who cares
>>492239239it's cag tp being retarded, because of a bug introduced in rising. because they stopped giving a shit about testing this character.
>>492239428the guy asking, clearly >>492238785you dumb idiot
2balanced
>>492239441what fucking bug he just whiffed sba
>>492238906>>492239237>>492239328>>492239540I see.I thought you were talking about Nobetta which is why I was very confused.
>>492240236why did the SBA face away from cag? that bug. which direction cag or her opponent are facing after TPs are all fucked up.
apologize 2 nekotech
>>492231001Some of us job alright
180ms connection in winners finals is pretty fucked up
SA WINS AGAIN
2bGODS with their crazy neutch and footsies gah dayumm they're carrying this mid tier
>>492240532>SA???
>>492226710wait, don't true strings beat dps? as in you input it, it doesnt come out because its a true string then you get fucked cause you aint blocking
>losing all set>activates the lag switch2honest
i want to learn Vira so i'm watching some replays>round starts>koko desukagoddamn it, lol
>>492240609chibi sex
>>492240665>>492240779The 2B is from SA
>>492240882Mexico is not SA m8
>>492240862>has 100 meter>lands a CH c.H>mango mango mango mango mango mango mangoholy shit I came buckets
>>492240951Mexico is south american depending on how actual americans are feeling at the time
>>492240951It may as well be
>>492240951his connection says otherwise
*one button supers*OH MY GAAH ZAAAAMN ZADDY THE HECKING REAXIONS..
>>492241328What? I don't get it
>>492241398i hate retards that pog at babymode simple input reaction supers. it's not impressive if every nigger can do itthat's all
>>492237371youre welcome bwo
>>492241558this but with winning evo
>>492241558Oh nevermind, you're talking about the commentators, I thought you were talking about the minigame posted earlier
>>492241632i won evo
>>492241772pog
>thrown out of balls (even U)>SBA'd multiple times when doing it>evaded and punished ballswhere is the anon today complaining about them lol
>>492241945>still losthmmmmmmmmmm
>>492241945he threw one... reaction bros>>>
>>492241991goalpost moved faster than charlotta's spins
no way he beats 2b 6 times
>>492231378i got 17f against badmoon (which isnt reactable)
If Zooey is so good why isn't there a Zooey 2, 3 and 4 and maybe even a potentially infinite amount that ends up ruining her lore in the game's canon by making her just one of many stooges of the real cosmos
yoru activate the jutsu~
>>492242251
there's just something goofy looking about a 2b that's getting completely rolled, they just look lost and confused just flailing aroundam i crazy
mcdonalds...
>>492240693Yes, except the few invuln moves that let you input them while blocking. Cag 22U lets you hold downback and press the skill button to use it, so Cag can block while buffering DP as an example
>>492242615Hooey, Dooey and Looey
>>492239071>>492066627
>>492242920
>>492243483this is a mcdonalds customergawdlike
>>492243483ḑ̶̨̨͍̙̩͉̜̫ą̶̮̯̘̱̱̹̦̎͆̾̈̐͐̌͌͘͠s̷̗͉̬̫̊ ̸̥͍͂̏̐͝g̶̡̧̢̧̛̗͚͉̔͒̑͒̔͗̈́̚ͅȃ̴̬̠̟̼͚̭̼̉̌̀̇͌̂̕w̸̱̥͂̐͑d̵̰̻͈̚̕l̴̗͇̗̘͇̰̬͊͘͜͝i̷̮͎̬͈̱̤͛̄̄̋̂̑k̵̢̨̧̡̯̻̰͎̘͇͋̿̊̂́̾͝͝e̶̦̟͇̝̫̠͊̑̓̉͆̐͂͗͂ͅ
>>492240665Sexual AssaultThat 2B is from Rapeland
>finished with 1 frame linkgawdlikestealing that fH into spot dodge for BCs btw
>>492243483jej
>>492242227doubter-kun??????present your prostate...
the pot...it's beautiful...
>>492243993wow, he could afford at least 2 big macs if he buys now.maybe 1 and a half big macs in 2 weeks after they raise prices again
>>492243483Enjoy your mckizzie xewom, you earned it
>>492242227why didn't you believe in victory ?
In this realm of reactionlets, I am KING and you wll BOW
>>492244230>>492243889>>492243839>>492243574>>492243483
>>492244427bro spent 3 hours doing this and that's the best he got
>average 22 framesPlease tell me how many frames is RS.
>>492244619I think it's 28
>>492243960>>492244418sorry.. i didn't realize he was holding back.. i apologize..
I actually like this one a lot more than human benchmark precisely because human benchmark is a twitch reaction test and this one you need to recognize what you're reacting tobut I don't really like the part about scoring 30ms
>>492244804we need to do one with Nier's mixup with U slashes or Ferry or Cag
>>492244804nevermind we are so back>>492244469fuck you nigga>>492244870i just wish it had a ''hard mode'' where millia is throwing shit at you nonstop like this anon said >>492236191
Mcdonalds Charlotta
>>492245346Nyo... that's Shinkulotta
>>492239071>cag move is broken in cag's favor >use this to try and downplay the character and argue it's actually bad
What am I supposed to do against Percy? I feel like he can just do his dash special on me for free and I can't contest it or I eat shit.
>>492247910>eat shit.Why do you need me to tell you the answer if you already know it anon!?
>>492247331its often broken in the favor of the other player, you ever see cag's j.H face the opposite direction and instead of counterhitting the opponent cag gets punished? same bug.
>>492248686Inochi are you having a melty again? Dont private again I use your account to find cute nier pics.
I figured out the timing for the 2Hless dustloop extensions
I need every version of You are Great
>>492249437
>>492248687>>492066627
>>492249532>>492249614Yesss yessss thanksyou are shit and you are plus, too
>>492249703Sorry I posted the inferior version of that you are great
>>492237385i was banned from 3 different regional d*scords which prevent me from participating in online events(which are run in those) and I've never won anything in my life.
>>492250507what did you do
>>492250596my list of crimes are basically:1. saying that i don't like games2. telling someone that trolling online won't make their parents love them3. sadposting about my own match/tournament resultsThose are all I can remember but there might have been more, I wasn't told what I did wrong just "we have had multiple complaints about you so we're banning you"
>>492250831ah yes, the "spam reports to get something/someone deleted/banned automatically" tactic
>>492249429congwats
>>492250910pretty much hate the local scene here.Owner of the main discord, when I tried to ask about what happened/defend myself, just said "no fuck you, hope you grow as a person in the next year" and stopped responding to me. One of the other just banned me for being upset about seeding in an online event and multiple people there called me a toxic asshole. The third discord they banned me for what happened in the second, and the owner of that is even someone who I've roomsplit with at evo and thought I had a pretty good standing with.I saw someone else who I thought I was on good terms with call me a horrible person when someone asked who I was.Nobody here wants to talk through problems it's all just staying silent until they have a long enough list to get me kicked.bitchmade bullshit.
its okay to be carried its okay to be a fraudits okay to pick charactersits okay
it's okay to be an incel
>>492251640Thank you
>>492251640thank you this took a lot of courage to say.
i'm a ex-rapist
>>492252035Why did you give up on your dreams?
https://x.com/FrostyFaustings/status/1828991730592456970its over
>>492252150I saw therapist and he showed me what I was doing to people
>>492252159I am so so glad that one day grub will die and I will NEVER look back into this genregive me a minute to post the picture of the Orc who physically threatened lunar and nothing happened to it
>>492252159FrostyFaustings is ran by twitter troonsHe's being banned because some troon tried to attack him at their event
>>492252360>give me a minute to post the picture of the Orc who physically threatened lunar and nothing happened to it
Lately every single Belial player I've gone back to block has had Charlotta as their star character, clearly their mainDo you have something you need to tell the class, charlotta players?
>>492252159https://www.twitch.tv/unilunarunilunar also got banned on twitch for watching the technicals video on strive orgies
>>492252834wait.............. what?howthis is a new low for twitch
>>492253017he probably got mass reported by (((them)))
>>492252159why are they banning people left and right?
>>492253017>>492253056any mass reports work on twitch no matter the validity of them, you may remember what happened in one of the gbvsg brackets.
>>492253169>you may remember what happened in one of the gbvsg bracketshuh
>>492253169that was valid and based albeita shame it wasnt permanentalso bizarre how the 'roon managed to convince himself people actually like him despite that fateful event
>>492252159Some of those replies are mindbogglingly retarded, holy fuck. Untreated mental illness is some serious shit.
>>492253376blame the chasers. this thread seemingly has at least 4 or 5.
>>492253376>>492253169what are you people talking about
>>492253626the tranny got his twitter account banned because he typed some dumb shit in twitch chat during a gbvsg tournament
>>492252364lol
>>492253435It's the standard echo chamber.
>>492254829post frogs in ff's twitter
>>492252159damn what did he even do. current fgc is so dogshit
>>492255762"""He is transphobic"""I have yet to see a concrete explanation of WHAT he did.
>>492255762private discord got leaked https://x.com/BlazingBocchi/status/1828581196789379379
I am masturbating to Djeeta
>>492256110Thank you
>>492255896>GET THAT ONE MILLION BODY COUNT TROON AWAY FROM HER (to witchhazel)holy fuck man
do you guys think unilunar posts here
>>492255896this is why you dont join public discords. hes absolutely right though lmao
>>492256308yeah that one made me laugh really hard
>>492255863calling trans people retards and saying they ruin everything and admitting that he plays the victim and insulting trans people repeatedly
>>492252683
>>492256560>>492066627
>>492256380no but he will namesearch the board and respond to anyone who says anything bad about him.all cag players are delusional and that includes you, unilunar_
>>492252159>if they might be able to beat me, just ban them!I'm glad to see that the broader FGC agrees with my approach to blocking people in ranked. It's nice to see that my perma B-rank ways are valid after all.
>>492256380No, it's likely we would have found out.>>492256571Not a Charlottafag but genuinely cool and cute. I like this serious side of her more than the memey side
>>492256804i wish this was a real thing so that people would ban wavie
>>492256380he alluded that he posts on fgg
>>492255896Based Lunar
>>492256940i have logs on wavie that look pretty bad but I don't know if its ban material
>>492252159madlads droppin' some trvkes
>>492252683Belial and Charlotta players are friends (not consent)
>>492255896Xerom using his full power to hold himself back from typing "based" under every lunar screenshot
>>492257104if all the stuff that teiga brought up, which is not just insulting people for no reason but also being a total bitch and trying to ruin tournaments, doesn't do it then idk what will.
Why are there so many troons playing this game? Doesn't troons only make up less than 10% of the burger population? Or are these guys claiming to be troons so they can shittalk and bully others at irl events and use the troon card when someone calls them out on their bullshit?
>>492259942>Why are there so many troons playing this game?fighting games are for autists who like anime. >Doesn't troons only make up less than 10% of the burger population?less than 1% actually>Or are these guys claiming to be troons so they can shittalk and bully others at irl events and use the troon card when someone calls them out on their bullshit?I doubt that is the sole reason for such a thing but it is probably a nice benefit along side the other social privileges you get for entering the uwu accepting echo chamber
>>492259942trannies play alot of fighters not just this one. sometimes i dont know why i bother with this genre nowadays
>>492260451the hell does your pic have to do with troons retard
>>492261076its just a funny thumbnail i saw chill out
>>492260451>I don't know why I bother with this genre see >>492252360>picrel well, there was that blind dude who played Honda in SF6. that was based
>>492259942>10%Jesus Christ do you even understand what 10% is Troos are like 0.1% of the pop IF THAT They're just obnoxiously loud online Not that America isn't completely fucked due to how much influence roons have
I need friends
>>492261846Join the lobbies.
>>492261846How old are you? Not asking in a derogatory way it's just that the way you make friends change with age
>>492262593This is very true, I am pushing 40 and I have accepted that I won't be able to ever make new friends anymore, not real friends anyway.
When you get older you make friends at the swinger club
You need to have a couple to be a swinger...
i'm big enough to be a couple people ngl
just hire a thai ladyboy to pretend being your wife
>>492263454Why not a regular hooker?
>>492263420das gawdlike
>>492263531because then someone might want to fuck it and you'll be playing pretend cuck
>>492252159
>>492263934Metera's boyfriends are based
>>492261846wanna play some GRANBLUE FANTASY VERSUS... RISING together?
I hate how much I suck at corner combos. It should not be this way. Drop them way too much in actual matches.In the lower ranks, I used to have my BnB. But after advancing, I wanted to experiment more and be more flexible (based on what ex-move got me to the corner), and thus accidentally unlearned every BnB.I do train all kinds of corner combos into safejump or super, but it's not focused enough, I fear.
how do I anti air 2b.........
>>492265970You don't. You can try to DP if she doesn't jump high enough to go out of range for that.
>>492266393what if I don't have a meterless DP.........
>>492266447Then your character sucks.
>>492266447High jump air throw or j.L is my next guess. Otherwise eat shit.
>>492252159Any orgy planned, oomphies?
>>492265970
whats the qrd on this guilty gear drama shit
>>492268429A social retard, socially retards troons and one socially retarded cosplay slut walk into a bar.
>>492261925I used to. No one is there.>>49226259320s>>492265734Maybe another time.
>>492252360>>492252568>physically threathenedAs amusing as the thought of a physically frail nigglet spouting dumb shit on twitch, discord and twatter getting pummeled by Shrek is, Tubby did not just threathen lunar, he did assault him.
>>492268487oh so it's just tranny "lesbian" polyamo shit
>>492269412It just blew up because one of them suddenly went postal and decided to scream rape. Seeing the cosplayer going all "I'M GONNA SUE YOU" on a vague random tweet was neat tho
>>492263934thank you anila very true
>>492269564I NEED Anila full weight facesitting...
>>492269564sheep!
>>492248686
>>492252159Honestly, he is a retard and I'm surprised it took this long.But the fact that other (((people))) get a pass on foul shit they say that would get anyone else banned just because they are a special snowflake is kinda disgusting, but it's like this everywhere.
>>492248686>>492270649What happened to him, why did he have a meltdown.
>>492271365He can’t even go 2-2 in brackets now
>>492243096No, only truestringing lows beat DPs. So if you for example smash DP during an autocombo, nothing comes out and you keep blocking. But if they do the low auto-combo ender you will get hit because you weren't holding down. If you are are in blockstun, you will automatically block everything regardless of the direction you hold, as long as you block standing/crouching for overheads/lows. Bea's divekick isn't a low, so mashing DP doesn't do anything during it. If you block the first hit of her L divekick, it is completely impossible for you to ever get hit by the second part.
>check replays from my follow list>anon from here beat kojicoco 2-1Maybe the guy that said that Tako wouldn't make top8 in our tournaments was onto something
>>492272459Ranked matches are unironically not that meaningful.There are lots of random no names who have beaten top players on ranked but then never make it past round 3 or 4 of big tournaments.The top players who have the consistency to actually win big tournaments are an extremely rare breed.
>>492272786I was half joking... I guess it was a shitty joke but still
for me, breeding top players isn't that rare
>>492273042Yeah I know. Sorry, I shouldn’t have taken it so seriously. We have great Anons here who could definitely fuck Koji up.I’m just salty about certain people who claim to be godlike at the game because they beat X player on ranked one time and then they either never enter brackets, or when they do they get 49th or some shit.
>>492273756Tournaments are 100% a different beast, I only entered online stuff because traveling to offline events where I live is a pain and I can't even imagine the pressure you feel at an offline event.Which is also what makes it great, when you see players perform at their best in that kind of environment.
>>492273082hotashi...
>>492274040you just hatin cause you never got to suck on his beautiful bosoms
Yuelbros...
>>492276015this can't be...
>>492276015Someone lied to this man and now hes hurting others unknowingly...
>>492276015Based.Half-races are dumb.
thank you lunar for your service
>>492276015I'm gonna impregnate Yuel's anus and you can't stop me
>>492277308The old grubble lore was simply that instead of halfbreeds you would have the child be the race of one of the parents
>>492276015wtf the wolf inside me was real
>>492276015that literally wont stop me
>oh hey I can finally take my turn b->LAMAO 5UFUCK YOU SORIZ
It just occurred to me in a dream, the chances for Abelial getting a perfect are extremely slim by design.Good, very good.
>>492277395I don't think that cum can penetrate the thick jungle of her ass hair.
Time to spam the feedback form everyday asking for replay takeover
>>492278002Get me a kizzurger while you're at it bro
I hate 2B holy shit
>>492278651You and me, brother, you and me.
me three
>>492278651
>>492279061*plap plap plap*
>>492279061Stop shoving your hairy erune crotch in my face
>>492279160Yeah, she should shove it in mine
>>492279061getting raped by yuel...
outraping yuel...
>>492280353you think you can bypass that tail???
>>492280430It's about the bodycount bro, not who I'm going to violate
Okay, maybe let's talk a bit about the video game.How do you shimmy?How do you deal with your opponent shimmying?No, never played a fighting game serious before. The concept seems easy, but whenever I do it, it doesn't result in anything, but it buttfucks me when my opponent does it.My main has the regular, medium walk speed, if that matters.
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So when's the next update to fix what they broke in this one
>>492277956Self-damage should never count against a perfect. Likewise, healing yourself shouldn't allow a perfect if you have taken damage earlier. These are universal truths and should apply to every fighting game.
>>492280487>How do you shimmy?66l>How do you deal with your opponent shimmying?66l
>>492280487>How do you shimmy?I don't>How do you deal with your opponent shimmying?I don't
>>492280695should BC damage count against a perfect
>>492280487Shimmying is hard in this game because throw range is massive and backdashes have no strike invuln.If your character has an auto throwbait like Zeta air spear just use that instead.
>>492280627They'll probably wait until after EVO. After all you wouldn't want to disturb the precarious balance of the game right before a big tourney...
>>492280765>and backdashes have no strike invuln.oh shit a lot of things are suddenly making sense
>>492280737BC shouldn't deal damage in the first place. It is funny how they realized that it's an issue but then in a classic CyGames fashion just slapped a nonsensical band-aid on it instead of actually fixing it.
>learn that Zooey's 66H shield loses to lows>try to 2M>try to 2L>get blown upMaybe my normals just suck.
>>492280978do 2Ualso it's fL punishable.
>>492281156>do 2UHuh, that's actually a good idea, thanks.
>>492280921>It is funny how they realized that it's an issue but then in a classic CyGames fashion just slapped a nonsensical band-aid on it instead of actually fixing itWhy do they keep doing that shit? It fucking sucks
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