Quickplay Edition>NewsSummer Update is live: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=223066Bug and Desk Engineer fixes: https://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=227474The 7th Comic is getting worked on: https://x.com/Wolpaw/status/1811057658004222125>Official SitesBlog: https://teamfortress.comWiki: https://wiki.tf>Frag With /tf2g/When: Friday & Saturday Afternoon. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce.tf2g's Official Server: 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU)Ready Up: https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/>Other 4chan ServersWeeabootique: 198.245.61.57 (NA)Team Funtress: fun.tf2.host (NA)Castaway: Castaway.tf (NA)Konata: konata.tf (EU)>ResourcesFAQ: https://pastebin.com/Svy4uc7tMods: https://pastebin.com/8Q6bzADkPreview Loadouts & Skins: https://loadout.tf | https://weapons.tf | https://p337.info/tfviewHUDs: https://gamebanana.com/mods/cats/1644 | https://teamfortress.tv/33738Scripting: https://pastebin.com/1VmngMfJ | https://pastebin.com/R7V4cN8STrading: https://backpack.tf | https://trade.tf | https://stntrading.eu/ | https://tf2trade.tf/Stats: https://pastebin.com/0yaDyWb4Sprays: https://rafradek.github.io/Mishcatt/Creators Leaks: https://archive.is/GeYbEtf2g's Guide to Heavy: https://pastebin.com/Y7ZWgt96>Competitive News & Events: https://teamfortress.tv Lobbies & Mixes: https://tf2center.com | https://pastebin.com/vNTDF4eLLeagues: https://pastebin.com/UJ9sDAdq>Previous Thread>>492631765
we hate sniper and engineer here
>>492967223spy hands typed this post
we love pyro and fucking pyros here
>>492967286one hand typed this post
>>492967286someone bitch at vyne34 and tell him to make more art
Kill pyros. Behead pyros with the eyelander. Roundhouse kick a pyro onto the control point. Slamdunk a gibus pyro into the trash. Neck-snap pyros. Crucify filthy pyro mains. Defecate into a pyros sandvich. Launch pyros into a buzzsaw. Stiryfry pyros in a wok. Toss pyros in front of active sentry guns. Urinate into a pyros gasstank. Judo throw pyros into a woodchipper. Twist pyros heads off. Report pyros to Valve. Karate chop pyros in half. Curbstomb pregnant pyros. Trap pyros in quicksand. Dump pyros into the grinder on mannhattan. Liquify pyros into a vat of acid. Eat pyros. Dissect pyros. Exterminate pyros in MGE. Stomp on pyros skull with the mantreads. Make pyros check'em. Cremate pyros with the degreaser. Lobotomize pyro mains. Mandatory trade bans for pyros. Crush pyros into a paste. Drown pyros in jarate. Vapourize pyros with a pomson. Kick a monkey pyro from your mvm lobby. Feed pyros to alligators. Slice pyros open with the half-zatoichi.
>>492968528Fuck pyros. Get head from pyros. Fuck a pyro on the control point. Slamdunk your cock into her. Snap off a pyro's bra. Cum inside filthy pyro mains. Have the pyro make you a sandvich after. Launch sperm into pyros. Fry pyros' brains with sex. Toss a pyro's salad. Urinate into a pyro's mouth (she's into it). Judo throw pyros onto a bed. Blackmail pyros into sex with their dox. Twist pyros' nipples. Report your love for pyros to Valve. Split pyros' legs in half. Sexually heal pyros. Give pyros surprise buttsex. Critically hit pyros in the womb. Impregnate pyros. Get trapped into sex by demon pyros from the underworld. Dump sperm into a pyro cum dumpster. Submerge pyros into a vat of cum. Eat pyros' pussies. Dissect pyros' clothes off. Dominate pyros after defeating them in MGE. Slap pyro's face during sex with the Hot Hand. Give pyros health packs. Make pyros suck'em. Cream inside pyros' holes. Lobotomize pyros into sex slaves. Mandatory slut training for pyros. Give pyros your love paste. Drown pyros in mad milk. Whip pyros' asses with a disciplinary action. Invite a pyro to your mvm lobby. Fuck pyros like an alligator. Slice pyros' clothes off with the half-zatoichi.
i'm pyros
I already unboxed one unusual. What are the odds I'll unbox another?
>>492969283the same as they were before you unboxed the first one
>>4929692830.008
>>492966932>OP delivered with the quickplay artThanks man
>>492969868You're welcome
Good OP, for the first time in weeks. Well done.
idk I liked the fempyro wizard one and the medic cupcake one
>>492969283Valve fucks with the rates all the time. Its not just a percentage chance, its probably on a timer or something.
>>492970579Yeah it is a timer, Drunken Fool famously figured it out and was able to box an unusual 100% of the time by knowing the timestamps to unbox on
/tf2g/ if she real
/tf2g/ if he real
Post Pyros
>>492972293Had to launch up the PC to take a screenie before leaving for work this morning
>>492969283how many crates are you planning to open? if youre planning to open as many as you need to until you get one then youre going to get one with the probability of 1. if youre only going to open a set amount of boxes before giving up then refer to the binomial distribution
>>492968528This but SHITper
do not humor the bag of shit
>>492972451*humors you*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kO1Yq7n9zLU
>no ratBITCH
Since when was Dane so hated in the community? I thought he was universally viewed as a chungus wholesome keanu
>>492974379He sided with and helped push out the neato update which basically killed the game and kicked all the veterans out and now switched sides because he's a retarded fence sitter, also people figured out crits are actually fun and his servers are shit
>>492974379people are finally realizing
>>492970934
>>492973425Thank you kindly :)>>492974379Never fucking liked him. Panders to children. I'm not his demographic. Also his servers are filled with shitters
>>492974379my le comp update... le killed the game?
>under 10 toursI win
>>492974008I retract this statement
>>492975546
>antisemitism
3 NIGASON CART
>>492975754good thing never happen to me because God hates me
>>492976885stop being a sodomite
WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM
I noticed the lack of homophobes in casual recently. No one screams 'faggot' or kicks them. Why so? Any conspirologists?
>>492978630all the chuds are on castaway
>>492978630What are you talking about? I recently met some dude with an Averi avatar who said NIGGER before leaving.
>>492978630>badwater blu building with all those windows
looking at the steam forums for tf2 makes me wanna quit this faggy game, there should be a rule against blatant attentionwhoring, especially by the same handful of /bant/touhoufaggots
>>492981102Does anyone even play troonhou anymore
>>492979830I'm not talking about racists, I've met them a lot yesterday too. I'm talking 'bout fellow trannyhaters who destroy their microphones screaming funny slurs
>>492981190i doubt even 10% of touhou fans actually bothered installing the games
Touhou fans be like:>A little girl? UUUOOOOOGHHHHH
>>492981380this pretty much
>>492974379the larger part of the community finally realized that he's more or less a con artist trying to warp tf2 into something its not.
>>492978630you're trying too hard>>492976148Yes.
>>492981667TF2 fans be like:>A hat? YESSSSSSSSS
>>492978750>castawayjoined a server once, there were 2 or 3 furries and then they votekicked meepic server /tf2g/
>>492981667>>492983203I say both of these
>>492983238>join castaway>fagger has a melty while typing in ebonics>leave castaway
its so funny seeing gabber lose his marbles everytime
Deadlock is better btw
>>492981380Played 6, 9 and 13 in like 2016never liked the touhou memes, and fumos are cancer
>>492976148https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/3/3c/Demoman_dominationheavy03.wav
>Seeing the general reaction to lister's newest videoThere's truly no hope for this game
>>492986167Huh? What are you taking about?
>>492986856https://youtu.be/dUuNXf4aU0A>Makes detailed video explaining why older players want quickplay and its features back and that it's not just for nostalgia>Uhh no because...casual is what I'm used to and it's been 8 years!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqUvt2RcfXIThe average Uncletopia/Skial player when somebody uses a rude word in casual.
>>492987134>ecelebNot gonna watch it but honestly imagine throwing quickplay out of nowhere back to the retarded f2p brazilian kids who can't read their own language let alone another one, even though I want quickplay back and think it's superior a gradual return is better rather than dropping a nuke and fucking over what everyone's gotten used to
>>492987302>dropping a nuke and fucking over what everyone's gotten used toBut enough about Meet your M*tch, nigger.
>>492987302well we better start dropping facts in chat about brazil so the game gets banned then
>>492987541And you want a repeat of that? Jill is a braindead my little p*nigger who killed the game and you want to do almost the same thing without retarded balance changes and leaver penalties?
>>492987302The same could've been said back in 2016 when Valve forced everyone to use the matchmaking system that at the time made the game borderline unplayable, yet people got used to it and here we areBringing back quick play (or even just most of its features) might briefly cause a stir among newer players, but as soon as they get used to it (and realize it provides a better playing experience) any issues they originally had with it should go away
>>492987705>DUDE REMEMBER WHEN SOME NIGGER COMPLETELY RUINED THE GAME WITH NO WARNING?>YEAH WELL IF THE GAME WAS COMPLETELY FIXED WITH NO WARNING IT WOULD BE JUST AS HECKIN BAD CHUDCEL!Kill yourself. I really mean it. End your life nigger. Today. Now.
casual killed community servers.not much else really needs to be said.
>>492987740>picrel incels when a woman who isn't their mother kisses them for the first time
i just want GOOD community servers back that aren't fill with hypocritical pieces of shit
>>492988926this
>>492988926>Only servers that run like in the quickplay days are zesty's and castaway>0/24sigh...
>>492990245MYM and its consequences have been catastrophic for tf2.
>>492987134>Uhh no because...casual is what I'm used to and it's been 8 years!Who is saying this? From what I can tell there are three opinions: those who don't care, those who want a full revert and, the most common one, those who want to keep casual but implement the benefits of quickplay.The last one is the boat I'm in. I'm sorry, but your le soulful art isn't going to convince people to relinquish the ability to select whichever map you want.Auto scramble, team select, map timers and the option for community servers are things I think most people can see the benefit in and they don't seem too difficult to implement.
>>492990704>implement the benefits of quickplayThe biggest one being ad-hoc connections which would invalidate matchmaking entirely>I'm sorry, but your le soulful art isn't going to convince people to relinquish the ability to select whichever map you want.It's not hard to have both
>>492991992>It's not hard to have bothIt would probably require a redesign of the menu if the art isn't going to be scrunched up into the small area where the current images for the gamemodes are
>>492991992There's nothing that prevents a matchmaking system from having any listed map game mode combinations ready to go or made on demand and dumping you into an empty server if that's what you want. They give the mode population health bars to steer you away from less popular modes as the alternative solution, but it could be a setting that under a certain threshold you get to wait in the server. Could be an option even.
Would you say the tf2 community is toxic?
>>492995235Not this shithole dummy, the tf2 community as a whole
>>492991992>ad-hoc connections which would invalidate matchmaking entirelyThat's the biggest one I don't see anyone really taking about. If your changes invalidate matchmaking, then why keep it around.
In this thread, we believe:- Sandman + Guillotine combo should not have been nerfed- The Ambassador should not have been nerfed- The B.A.S.E. Jumper should not have been nerfed- The G.R.U. and the Eviction Notice should not have been nerfed- The sniper class should not be nerfed- The best map in the game is sd_doomsday
>>492995070>>492995441Depends on what you think is toxic. It's definitely a lot more polarizing than other communities: we have everything from racists and trolls to hugbox trannies and gleeful children.In something like overwatch or valorant, you'll get chat banned for most slurs and you'll be deemed as toxic for simply being passionate about the game or match. But there's not much room for silliness, so if you're too casual you'll get harassed or sometimes penalized for playing the character you want to play.
>>492995070I'll show you some toxic
>>492997895*eats blooming purple moss*
>>492998251not so fast
>>492998393*swings claymore*
>>492997707By toxic I mean smug 16 year old redditfag/underagefag kogasa player being a cunt or closet cheaters whenever they type, look at the community forum and you'll see the former. In 2024 I don't think traditional toxic players exist anymore but I don't play much multiplayer games besides tf2 so what do I know
>>492983238Based furGODS
>>493000658Furries are weird
>>492997694>sd_doomsdaySummer of 2012... home...
>>492996590I guess you could have both, those that don't know what to play can queue for different maps and let the matchmaker decide, while by letting Valve servers back on the server browser those that know what they want to play can instantly pick from there
>>492995070no, because you cant be toxic in TF2a game gets tagged as toxic whenever retarded and fragile players are able to ruin a match on a whim (see: any moba)
>>492968528this but soldier
>>492974379Dane always gets shit on in Lister's comments
>>492983786gabber? more like...BLABBER
Here are some QoL changes that I think would make certain weapons viable>Sun-on-a-stick + On hit ignites enemy at 1 HP per tick for 1.5 seconds>Mantreads + Ground Pound - Crouch when landing to deal Knockback and AOE 30 damageDalokohs Bar+ Halve eating animation to 2.15 seconds+ Extend health buff to 32 seconds to compensate consumption animation>Buffalo Steak Sandvich + Instantly grant 450 HP Overheal with 10 HP/s decay+ On kill: gain 5% movement speed capping out at 134%
>>493007540decent changes, but>+ On hit ignites enemy at 1 HP per tick for 1.5 secondsI'd say 0.5 seconds instead of 1.5 should still be enough, Scout swings fast.
>>492983238Some spergs raided the server in a group last week and were just kicking people, I think they're going to get banned
>>493007540The Steak not giving you extra damage vulnerability should be enough I'd say.
>>492974912must suck that those shitters rekt you and you have to pretend that they're the problem
>>492992919those health bars are directly correlated to the results of the voting screen at the end of a match
>>493001247that's what quickplay wasevey discussion about casual just ends up with people accidentally describing quickplay when discussing possible improvements lol
>>493016375It's not an accident, that's their intent. You can't just delete casual and go back to matchmaking, even if the code is supposedly still there
>>493016861I mean you can. what valve decides to do (if they decide to do anything) is up to them, I see no use in doing this coy "noooo don't bring back quickplay just make casual exactly like it haha" line of thought
>>493017060You can't, because to reiterate the points that keep getting ignored:>you will now alienate the parts of the playerbase that are used to casual, even if its an objective improvement. valve will not intentionally do this after what they saw happen with MyM>just because it's there doesn't mean it still works. there's 8+ years of updates stacked on top of it at this point, who knows if it's broken or notmeanwhile making casual like quickplay doesn't require a dramatic change that will alienate parts of the playerbase, it's only (roughly) 6 console commands. it's like asking someone if they'd rather swap out their perfectly functional car for a completely different make and model from a decade ago, rather than just changing the oil and refilling the wiper fluid
>>493018129>>you will now alienate the parts of the playerbase that are used to casualthat's fucking bullshit, most people will see it as an improvement.this is such a fucking retarded line of argument I get mad every time I see it.>"le change is le bad"fuck you, the game would be immeasurably better
>communitranny remake quickplay for vanilla servers and shill it everywhere>people still use ingame matchmaking>tranny admit people drop his quickplay day when bots bannedAdmit grandpa nobody want use your landline phone to call switchboard anymore thats shit outdate
>>493018840>having to go to an unofficial website to use some gimped version of quickplay with no valve servers is less popular than casualcrazy shit man
>>493007540Sun on a stick should melee crit when you're on fire. It'd be funny and worth using and mantain the "anti-pyro" gimmick
>>493016861>noo don't remove casual and bring back quickplay just change casual so it becomes quick playOkay, we're in agreement that we should have quickplay, what's the problem
>>493013203Wrecked? No, I top scored like usual. I just didn't wanna be in a server full of children regurgitating dogshit memes repeatedly
>>493018449>that's fucking bullshitit's not, and the core issue of you not understanding this is why you are both wrong and annoying
>>493021378the former is unlikely, the latter is more likely
https://youtube.com/watch?v=vlHZTi-Lcrk&pp=ygUDVGYyZesty BTFOSpells ARE coming back
>>493026115tl;dw
>>493026115bro is coping so hard 20 minutes is crazy
>Zesty stopped reading there
stopped reading
stopped JooJing
>>493026115>valve doing anything to increase TF2 revenuei doubt
>>493026115If there's spells it will be new spells, there's no way they would add old ones back. Eric actually intentionally does shit to keep the economy afloat like not fix the quickswitch bug
>>493027426reruns of retired stuff will hurt a couple traders, it would benefit the rest of the playerbase and valve due to mass unboxings
>>493027930There will be mass unboxings for spells regardless, traders have a lot of influence
>>493026115I hate this lying faggot, he constantly lies about everything>I spoke to a Valve employee, check my channel and AMA! (erm, actually he had to cancel last minute...)>I TOTALLY did an interview with Robin Walker's son, and he said Valve KNOWS what they're doing with TF2!>DID YOU KNOW?! Krampus' weapon was gonna be an all-class reskin? And the map was gonna have achievements??? (it was never even considered and the mapmakers just threw that out there)>We KNOW the summer update is coming next week, we have insider info! (it didn't)
>>493028732>>We KNOW the summer update is coming next week, we have insider info! (it didn't)to be fair valve is always fucking late
Thoughts?
>>493027426I know what they'll do, they'll release new spells, but you can only apply them to the new case cosmetics. Just like how case unusual effects can only be unboxed on 99% shit hats!(but seriously what happened to being able to unbox something like a robo effect team captain)
>>493026115>Valve has been adding cosmetics that require completely new code that they had to work with the community to even make them function in the gameHuh? Since fucking when?
>>493029009
Every Balloonicorn cosmetic should have the Pyroland restriction
>>493029009155 soldier mains
>>493029453i dont know anything about anything but i wanna say that stupid little robot that follows the player around with a soft drink
https://www.teamfortress.com/freetoplay/faq.php>Otherwise, the gameplay experience will be identical for both accounts.>EVERYTHING ELSE IS EXACTLY THE SAME!Well, who's ready to sue Valve for false advertising?
>>493030748Cosmetics that follow around you aren't anything new, it's the first grounded one but I doubt Valve needed help from the community to implement it
>>493031337it has specific animations based on player movement or something while that is just floating on your your shoulder, idk im not a modder
london bridge is falling down
CHECK THE NEWS THEY BOMBED THE 2FORT BRIDGE!
>>493029009>Take that, aussie!
>>493035983this but me on the right and fempyro on the left
bros im depressed
>>493040162how could I feex
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b550jyzGj5Y
TRVTHNVKE: demoman is random as fuck because of vphysics
TRVTHNVKE: if you give humans control there is randomness to every aspect of the game
>>493040162>>493040465play tf2
>>493042817TRVTHNVKE: this shit is random 20 year outdated havok physics and not a straight line like GODdiers rockets
>>493043190use lochnload
Shut the fuck up about GOD and CHAD and CRINGE and TRVTH NVKES Holy hell.
>>493047637this
TRVTHNVKE: In terms of game balance alone, the game was in a better state pre-JI.
TRVTHNVKE: im bout to bust a fat kritz
TRVTHNVKE: pyro is a slut
>>493018840zoom zoom
>>493050461
>>493047637it reeks of sharty influence
>>493050461>exposed skinnot my pyor
>>493052057sorry I ripped off her clothes
VVVVVVVV: VVVVVV VV VVVVVVVVVV
>>493052536translation:UUUUUUUU: UUUUUU UU UUUUUUUUUU
>>493052536>>493053207
>>493053490
(VVVVV) VVVVV: VVVV VVV VVVV VV!
>>493052489those are clearly tailored clothes
>>493053490UUUUUUUUUUUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(Voice) Soldier: Nega!
reminder to get your unusualifiers now before scream fortress bumps up the prices threefold
No, thank you. Unusual taunts are dogshit
>>493054886the tailor sewed up her clothes after so now her thighs are exposed and she keeps the zipper down
you are supposed to sell them for giant markup for trade jews you fucking idiot
>>493056429a cheaper alternative are description tags which historically 3x-4x every halloween due to being the cheapest item on the steam market you can transmute, even after price hikes
should i sell my spelled items to tradejews right before scream fortress starts or right after, does the price change very much
I love b4nny
>>493058639why would they get lower during the event? unless they return spells, but if they don't there's another year until the next event
Being killed post round after losing is horrible. I try to run and hide, beg for amnesty but I’m still mowed down mercilessly
>>493059149I guess near Halloween people might be more interested/willing to get a spell since after the purchase they can instantly use their item, and not wait around for a full moon/next Halloween
>>493059474That's what you get for not dying at the front line like a hero
>>493059474Hiding in a random corner not by spawn and not moving usually works, the winners usually rush for the spawn and run right past you
Opinion on the MMR system and the fact it almost exclusively matches you against teams of players outside your skill level, i.e. stacked teams?
>>493060428um
>>493060428What a story Mark!
>>493060428It's completely useless and time and time again matches are always one-sided, most players aren't even aware it exists since you have to go out of your way to find it on steamIt doesn't work for a game like TF2, especially in a casual setting
>>493059474>get autobalanced to losing team right as the game ends>get put in spawn>am literally the only person in spawn because the losing team was all dead>stand behind a desk and taunt to try and avoid getting killed>my own former teammates storm the spawn>scout kills me and fucking taunts despite me being the only person in there and not able to do anything
>movement has improved to the level that i can avoid enemy projectiles in a chokepoint by standing stillThat chart about high level player movement being similar to fresh installs was accurate, huh.
>>493061593Doing something unexpectedly stupid will always catch good players off guardSee: "Did he just walk up slowly and down smash?"
0.0152 is for projectiles0.0303 is for hitscanwould something like 0.0227 for both be good or bad
>>493060428Before it was added in Blue Moon, 80% of matches were one sided stompsAfter it was added in Blue Moon, 79% of matches were one sided stompsA real needed improvement to Jill's flawless matchmaking system
>See Engineer Nest In Sewers>Use Teamchat to tell Team that we got people in our sewers>"Fuck off dude lmao">Team gets endlessly spawn camped by Sewer peopleWhat the actual fuck is wrong with these people
Newfag, anyone know any fun servers that are actually populated? I can never find a server that does any of the fun stuff, like workshop maps and alternate gamemodes that aren't just endless FreakFortress
>>493065049They don't exist anymore. Thanks Jill!
>>493065156Whose Jill?
>>493065049kittygirlpound or whatever it's called seemed somewhat decent for workshop maps, I imagine the furrypound is the same if you can tolerate the chat being full of faggotry and uwus
What's the most expensive cosmetic for scout? Not unusual, just something of a popular elite tier cosmetic. I want to make that my next target.
>>493065371Flip flops. Yeah they're expensive as hell
>>493065769nvm that was my first thought but it's just the craftable version that's overpriced. Don't know, strange jungle jersey or some spelled shit I guess
>>493065371Glitched tradable Long Fall Loafers, or if you don't count glitched items then the Flip Flops
>>493065769>>493065937really? Sandals? Not some cool clothes or hat? damn, I was hoping for something as cool as spy's skull mask
>>493066087The sandals, hat, and towel were only available from 1 single summer sale and you had to buy them, they weren't drops like other promos so yeah they became rare
>>493066201Well that's boring, never liked summer themed stuff, guess I'll work on jungle jersey like >>493065916 suggested, it looks cool.
>>49306591615 keys for a normal cosmetic is still alot. Other shoe slot items are worth no more than a key if painted with a premium paint.
is it possible to have been blacklisted/shadowbanned from winning raffles over at footrest?my profile is racist and anti semitic, so is my friendlist.
>>493067297It's entirely possible, yesBut the odds of winning raffles are also astronomically lowI've entered 19k and won 63 of them
>>493067297if there's something about you they dont like they simply wont give you the prize and theyll rerollwouldnt surprise me if they also have a blacklist too
>>493067593anything extraordinarily good from those wins?
>>493067593>I've entered 19kjesus christ, manually? how long have you been doing this?
>>4930680832 weeks
>>493067928Not particularly. Public raffles usually gave me hats, metal, sometimes a tool like a backpack expander or a keyThe best public raffle I ever won was on TF2R where I won every single Spy strange including a strange Sapper. Most of the good shit is from private raffles where I've won unusuals and earbuds>>493068083Yes, manually Not all at once, over about the past... 11 years or so? Of just opening footrest and entering a few raffles around holiday seasons when the furries are at their most generous
>>493068620>private raffles where I've won unusuals and earbudswhy do they do this, what do they gain
>>493068620wait, so private is more valuable? I gotta start hunting for those then, if it's even possible.
>>493061593believe it or not a disappointing amount of high skill players across quite a few hobbies just memorize shit and have very low actual skill.its why compfags have ban lists, because they cant handle the possible random variation.
NEVER BOUGH THE ORANGE BOXNEVER BOUGHT A WEAPONNEVER BOUGH A HATNEVER BOUGHT A CRATENEVER BOUGHT A CAMPAIGN PASSGIFTED UPGRADE TO PREMIUMFREE ENTERTAINMENT
>pubstomping>see enemy heavy >instantly fire a rocket at him>big dmg>he crouches holding a sandvich>let the friendly hoovy live cuz why not?>Do some taunts together>teammate heavy comes around the corner>revs up and mows down the friendlyF2ps are fucking savage i tell ya.
>>493068798Making someone like me who's not autistic enough for trading but just autistic enough for raffles have an income>>493068863Sometimes they hide them in the raffle description, you gotta look out for them. But tf2g also used to have a lot of private raffles back in the day, back when the general wasn't so standoffish
>>493060428is this an NA thing?, as an Asia player I almost never encounter team stacking goons, the matchmaking is just obscenely prone to putting the good players on one team the majority of the timewow if only scramble teams was still a thing, thanks valve you fucking no-fun faggots
>>493069010My items appreciated, so I got paid to play in the end. Neato that you got a ride too.
>>493069046i (usually) leave individual friendlies alone, but the moment they start congregating i start killing them because they are server destroyers.no, i dont want to play dance dance revolution: hat edition. i wanna play tf2.
>>493070015Honestly I need more people like you So I have an excuse to kill your ass, therefore maintaining my moral high ground but still having fun in this sorry ass game
>>493070015You're doing gods work. I usually just shoot the friendly and keep moving. That's my "vote" for them to fuck off. Usually there are enough other people taking shots that they die before critical mass.
>>493070015Thats fine. I just find it funny its usually the f2ps that are mericiless bloodlusty killers.
I did that thing again
>>493070613F2Ps are toddlers that want to murder something or be friendly. Nothing in between.
>>493070869>be friendlyThey don't even know what a taunt is
>>493070858The loadout statistics again? What's it been, two years?
>>493070949Neither do you
>>493071035only because I can't be bothered to buy one
>>493071013Two years yes
>>493070949The ones that figure it out evolve into friendlies
Speaking of taunts, what's the cheapest 3rd person abuse taunt? High five?
>>493071121I got sick of the lame Pie charts I used a website to make so I built my own charts from scratch
>>493071121I always fuck my weapon choices up to showcase cooler items, but by all means continue your good work.
>>493071375There are some decent Python libraries for it. What'd you use?
>>493071375The age of Degreaser is over for good>>493071551MSpaint unironically
>>493071662Interesting. Maybe we should try to do one "post X class" per thread for the next little while to draw out a better sample. Engineer had a great turnout from the previous one.
>>493071662Demo players are consistent even after 3 years>>493071919I stopped using 4chan because I can't check for unique users
>>493072075Tomislav haters will love to know Stock Minigun is still on top
>>493072305Gunslinger bros...
>>493072537Medic remains by far and wide the metaslave class
>>493072537Isn't jag just wrench but better?
>>493072727>Sydney Sleeper>Jarate>BushwackaPiss stonks are down bad accross the board
>>493072734Kinda, Stock and the SoH have better repair rates for tanking spam
>>493073059What Ambassador nerf?Also all out war for which Spy watch is the best, which one are you /tf2g/
>>493069373>the matchmaking is just obscenely prone to putting the good players on one team the majority of the timethis is what is being describedit just so happens that if you get barely above a positive k/d, or get a bunch of points from popping ubers or teleporting your teammates or assists or whatever, it'll constantly match you against people better than you
>>493070858>Pierrelol
>>493073234Delete this. The ambassador is useless
>>493071375>absolutely NOBODY using the base jumper except for one or two off cases, either way not enough to even show on the data.jesus christ. i thought we'd at least have a few that still use it. but this is just terrible.death to compfags>>493072727for medic its probably because the other options are really just that meh in comparison.>the only appeal of syringes is utility. and being able to heal allies from a distance as the healer is by far the biggest utility you could have. better than healing on hit (when you already regen HP) or gaining a slight move speed buff to run away>non-stock uberguns are VERY conditional. most people have stock slotted in by default and then they swap to whatever's needed to break through a choke.>the same utility argument of syringes also applies to melee. ontop of the other three non-stock more arguably not being worth their negatives, the ubersaw has the benefit of helping you do your job faster.
>>493071351probably, or the free director's vision taunt since it's short and silent
>>493073642Yeah but it's not cancellable and I still have to spam it, not exactly good for camping, I got my caught multiple times already doing it
Why doesn't the neck snap taunt kill? Who agrees to have their neck snapped and doesn't accept death? Fucking lame.
>>493073234people only put the amby on their loadout for style points or when they switch off the diamondback to look like less of a shitter
>>493073985>Who agrees to have their neck snapped and doesn't accept death?Rubes who see chiropractors
>>493073985That would require Eric to do programming and man these pink cookies aren't going to eat themselves
I've never seen chestburster taunt for some reason
>>493074469Isn't it an assassin grade taunt? Who thought graded taunts was a good idea?It's also from Invasion crates which are rare
>>493074469because it's crap
>>493074682It's also pretty eh for a taunt imo now that I've looked it up
>>493073985>>493074258would be hilarious if it did a random amount of damage
>>493073234i refuse to believe that kunai is that low and not at least half
>>493074916true, feels like every time i've died to a spy on casual it's a strange pro ks kunai and a hong kong cone, you'd think that shit would be worth as much as a strange original with how much pubstompers love it
>>493074469There are a lot of things I never see. Unusual taunts, sprays, the other teams spy, and killstreak effects to name a few.Question: Does anyone else play using a braille keyboard? Mine has RGB lights, I think.
>>493075126>sprays,Sprays are disabled on casual
>>493074469im usually an item hoarder but i sold that shit not long ago after holding onto it for a while, must have unboxed it when that update came out. its really gay but at least it was worth like 12 keys
>>493074916The people sampled here are proudly presenting themselves. It's as >>493073987 says. Spy mains for whatever reason are concerned with their image. Notice how under represented the phlog is also >>493071662. Less common than the degreaser? Yeah, right.
>>493075360it's not just spy mains but pop off
>>493075754I didn't say it was just spy mains. I even held your hand and pointed it out in pyros too. Why are Frenchmen so sensitive?
>>493074916>>493075056Not every Spy player is a 10k hours pro ks kunai enjoyers. You notice them more because they're the ones that kill youMuch of the loadouts I have sampled are people showing their drip without giving much thought about their weapons
and now he's here to fuck us
He could fuck me. He could fuck you. He could even...
>>493076050Nah you know what you did
>>493076050>Why are Frenchmen so sensitive?That wasn't me, the only post I've made besides the ones with the pics was >>493076051
my engineer hours would be alot higher if community servers didnt ban sentries 85% of the time
>>493083028Oh that will be horrible, the scouts will be running rampant, mind giving me the server name?
>>493083028I've never run into this once, the most comparable thing was a class limit
>>493083472every hightower server
>>493083816deserved honestly, fuck you engis who thought it's cute to do this on Hightower
>>493083989nigga it's not hard to deal 100 damage
>>493084029it is when you don't know where it's coming from and you have to shoot its tiny hitbox and you also have at least one other person shooting you to split your attention
Me playing Spy>Be invisible most of the time>Easily sneak into enemy base>Try to to backstab someone>I am literally up this guys asshole and it's not registering >He suddenly decides to turn around for no reason>Get raped>Try disguising>Get rapedSomeone else playing Spy>Only uses disguises>Somehow manages to fool everyone despite being so incredibly fucking obvious>Somehow able to backstab a person a foot away just by looking at them>No one bothers to spycheck or turn around ONCEIs there any spy mains here? How the fuck do you do this? Tips?
>>493084191Here are your options:>1. keep queuing until you get put on a competent team that can hold their own without you babysitting them every step of the way, i.e. keep queuing until the enemy team are a bunch of retards>2. win favor with whatever God or Gods you worship and use their blessing to pull off feats that wouldn't work for any other human being>3. cl_interp 5 or cl_interp 0.0152 (idk about the latter, I just saw some spy main rename his kunai and that was the name)>4. "practice">5. only make a move when they're distracted by your team making some kind of push (see option 1.)
>>493061593>how communists think food works.webm
>>493083816>I want to be engineer on a map where everyone just plays to dmwhy? so you can lock down part of the map and do nothing like an asshole?
>>493071375>gunboats more than stock shotgunat least my nigga the disciplinary is on top
>>493083472UGC servers
When your steam friend invites you to frag together but then suddenly has to leave before you find a game
>>493089504can't relatemy friends have all moved onone disappears due to family issuesthe other fell into the cryptobro holethe last one made itcaptcha: JOY04
messing around with loadout
>>493090221give him a mask or something
>>493090221>halloween cosmetics
>>493090471hey if someone wants to get cucked, let them, you can't cure stupid.
>>493090562why is your first thought cucks when you hear someone say halloween cosmetics
Guys cow manger is actually super underrated. I don't really miss crockets since you get to conjure a mini crit whenever you want. Turning off sentries is honestly a pretty neat way to steal objectives and coordinate pushes by-What is that WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?NOOOOOOOOOI'M GOING FUCKING INSAAAAANE HELP ME RIGHTEOUS BISON
>>493090471halloween is enabled in community servers most of the time so its fine
>>493092762>Buying shit you can never use 80% of the timeIf that's not cuck behavior I don't know what is
>>493092762>>493093576>>493090471don't be rude anons. What other time can you be all spooky scary with cosmetics like these?
or these
>>493094057>that's allowed>https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Minsk_Beast isn't
>>493094241how come bedouin is miles cheaper than dead head despite being the same rarity in same case? It's multiclass vs Spy-only ffs
>>493094057>>493094241Those are perfectly fine normal cosmetics to wear year round, this beard on the other hand... thank GOD it's restricted to just Halloween, it's just too scary
>>493094664hahaha holy fuck
>>493094745wait, these are literally made for each other tf
>>493093129
>>493071375More like the Direct Shit, am i rite?There's room for a faster projectile for soldier
>>493071662BOY I SURE AM GLAD THE PYRO UPDATE GAVE US ALL THOSE VIABLE WEAPONS
crazy how there wasnt a single good map this summer update
>>493099132odyssey?
>>493099132atom smash counts even though it's a reskin
>>493100221Too bad it's hard to get full player on this map
>>493099559slop>>493100221also slop
>>493099559it either ends at the greek section or it's a complete roll and red has no chance of making a defense
>>493100459you're slop
>>493100221never played it but I dislike it on principle just because I was in a game on embargo and some alphabet mafia goon was shilling in the chat how much he loved it because it had "HLVR but the AI is self aware" references in it and that qualified it for the best map in tf2 history
>>493071662why does no one use the reserve shooter? the faster switch time is very useful on pyro
>>493101123The meta pyro loadout used to be degreaser/reserve shooter/axtinguisher. Trouble is through nerfs that loadout has faded. Not a useless weapon but not as good as the glory days
>>493101250Oh now I remember the main reason, had to check patch notes. You don't get minicrits from airblasted targets so it's pretty useless on pyro now
>>493101123I could've sworn the RS had a tighter spread as an upside so I was gonna agree with you, but it seems that I saw that in a community rebalance or something
why should i play casual over community server besides getting to pick the map?
>>493101721>ease of entry>no powertripping admins>vanillathat's about it
>>493101721Casual is convenient and always avaliable, finding a good community server is hard and when you do find it it's not going to be filled up constantly.
Odyssey is a fun map even if it's not objectively good. Like many other newer maps however it has too many invisible walls and inaccessible roofs. All the same I hope it, Hadal and Burghausen are added to the permanant matchmaking map list.
I just thought of an idea, how cancer would this be?Scout Primary: >A gunboats-type item that does nothing and isn't a weapon at all, just empties the primary slot so you can't use a scattergun.>Its effect: Your melee weapons deal double damage!Scoutknight! :D
>>493101123I use the Reserve Shooter as chemo for spies, but I haven't posted a loadout in this thread for a very long time.
stem frens
>>493106837make scout melees always crit and then maybe it could work
>105 melee dmg>on fastest class>with fastest swinging speed>205 dps>0 items that only reduce melee damageRetard
Forgot to add>makes FoW even more useless for the scout>the most useless atomizer upside is now nil>kill yourself nearly instantly with basher
tranny game
>>492967223i think engie is neat
erecting a update
spah sapping my update!
>>493119313holy slop
>>493106837Cringiest worst gimmick i've seen posted here in years
Man, I suck at this game so bad. Ragequitted again
>>493124186Same, went back to minecraft and this time im staying for good
>>493124240are you excited for the minecraft movie?
>>493124341I found about it 1 hour ago and i dont give a shit, i just want to curl up into a ball and never hear about another new movie or video game ever again.
>>493124341
>>493095653lol why is it banned? just because of the infinite ammo? isn't engy on last common enough that less damage to buildings is a real downside?
>>493126717it's banned because the downsides are rarely in effect, even if there's an engy on last you have 2 other explosive classes that can deal with him
>>493126717engi is near nonexistent in comprandom crits are not in compammo is more scarce in comp so the free ammo is actually significantzesty talks about this
>zesty talks>i mute
seething workshopp*r
>>492966932Which is the funniest cutted voicelines and why is it GOTTAM?
Do you like my new frag video?https://youtu.be/8HKvfh9fu1I?si=WYzfj_hSCruIqSE-
new gabber kino dropped
>>493126717Its banned because you can sit in spawn shootin charged shots and resupply to gain ammo again. The compy is incapabele of change or airblast apparentely.
>>493140914CHADEMIL will not stand for this slander.
>>493140914Who is and what is about?
>>493140914*gwabber
>>493142839*kwabber
>>493089642I can relate.One sold all he owned and moved to china, still lives there.The second guy opened a photo business.The other two became hardcore neets. They can't even talk to a woman unless its' their mom.And I baically live at work, so I don't have any time to play anything. Unless I am on vacation, but even then games aren't my go to for relaxation.
I can't even play TF2 with my friends because whenever I do the matchmaker takes like 10x longer than it usually does to find us a match only to get shitstomped
>>493144663It's over...
>>493144663Now that's what i call NEATO!
Fuck it, now I'm always friendly on 2Fort
>>493144663You should try playing Deadlock with your friends instead then, it's got a ton of players so matches dont take long to find and it's rather new so most everyone is on equal skill levels
>>493153986based
>>493154047why would you recommend that? it's not an fps, even concord is better
watching gabber's video on sniper, it's so cathartic
>>493157476you are valid
>>493157476you are invalid
>>493157476You are walid
>>493158128what's up, doc?
>>493157294officially dead in three days
>>493158128You are Waluigi
How obnoxius would overhealed heavies be on pl offense without snipers and spies?
>>493158639flanking scouts, flare guns, kritz explosive spam, counter-pocketed heavies, and sentries still exist
>>493158639what heavies?
>>493158639they'd be out in the open a lot more often
uhh based? should i download before tranny banana admins delete it?
>>493165592just use dxlevel 8
>>493073319from my personal experience, it honestly feels random for me, its a complete toss up to if i join the team that stomp, or the team that gets rolled, independent of my performance in the previous match
>>493165592this is another shoahZesty Yeshua-bros... I think it's time for valve to fix the casual whitelist bypass bug...
Does anyone think it's kinda sad how he seethes about competitive in most of his streams? It does not affect 99.9% of players that some people are playing that way.
watching zesty's stream rn, I know exactly he fucking sucks so much, fucker has no game sense whatsoever, dude just seems to run and shoot at the nearest enemy he sees without even considering his surroundings, or the status of his class, like if his gun is even fully reloaded or if he's on a high enough health to fight
>>493166535He started the stream saying that Process and Sunshine don't belong in the game. He is genuinely pathetic.
What kind of name is Zesty Jesus? What the fuck kind of way is that to greet the world?
>>493166758process and sunshine are the only 5cp maps where I can get actual games that last more than 5 minutes in casual
mean green or deadly daffodil?
>>493167205deadly daffodil is goooold
>>493165592yeah but grab the anime amby too while you're out
>>493165996and have my game look like absolute garbage?
>>493167724it's a pony amby
>>493166160for me it puts me on the losing team the majority of the time, which is blatantly obvious in the first minute of the round, because there's a bunch of f2ps or AFKs in spawn and I'm watching like 5 people with unusuals and dedicated pockets airshotting my team or there's a sniper in the back covering 2 of the doors with 100% efficacy
>>493166535>It does not affect 99.9% of players that some people are playing that way.it already has revisionist-kunall those pointless nerfs in JI & bluemoon were from compfags
>>493168018A horse is fine too.
>>493168018wow that looks absolutely grosscant believe these faggots once infested tf2 during the golden years
It seems I am not the only nigger
>>493168204Your axiom: I negatively care about these nerfs, therefore other people do.
Does anyone have the "ACK!" kill sound?
>>493119313Nice unusuals, Green Black Hole is one of my favorite effects.
>>493167748ye
>>493168592>once
>stops playing the game to whine for 10 minutes because valve acknowledged a game mode a decade ago
>>493170815Zesty is so based.
>>493166636tbf it's not easy to read and respond to chat while playing TF2 at the same time
>>493172054Made 4 BWC.Team Fortress 2.
>>493170815He's still going.
>>493165996not an option on leenux
watchin gabbers new video, what server is he playing on, looks like some sort of revived quickplay to me
>>493169540>If I don't care about things they didn't happenAck yourself
I was playing Minecraft
>>493176101>He will never be a [g-???]What did zesty mean by this, unironically?
>>493131420>random crits are not in comphmm... it's almost as though a weapon's ability to randomly crit is used as a balancing point. curious
Post some cool Halloween loadout ideas. I want inspiration for next month.
>>493176495you will never be a gamer
>>493131420>zesty talks about thisshut the fuck up
>>493177072I don't need anything except beeping and booping
give everyone a razorback
>be black>come from typical fucked up family, fucked up neighborhood, fucked up school>be a dumbass hood nigga into my early 20s but trying to turn the ship around now>got off everything illegal, even weed>studied and got my GED>work 1.5 jobs to get out of debt>even go to fucking church most weeks>try to stay healthy>gave up a lot of friends and gave up a lot of what I used to do for fun>at least I have a shitty laptop and can play tf2 every once in a while when I have a little free time>game is fucking fun and one of the few things that gets me to really smile laugh and unwind these days>even bought a name tag or some shit so I can get on the mic>one of very few completely unnecessary fun things I've spent money on in the last couple years>playing casual last night>intense fucking badwater match>having the time of my life, voice chat is lively, game is chaos as we try to hold last>feel like I did when I was 10 years old on friends couch playing Xbox, one of my last memories of just having good innocent crazy fun as a kid>talking same way I always have while having a good time around friends my whole life>yes I said nigga, probably a couple times>white kid with a stick up his ass and fucking pronouns starts a vote on me, I get kickedThanks fucker. I'm so glad I have fucking brave virtuous white "allies" like you to babysit me and shield me from the words coming out of my own fucking mouth while i try to relax one goddamn moment of my fucking life. So glad i ALWAYS have to walk on eggshells in life 100% of the time, i was getting tired of only waking on the 99% of the time. Fuck you, fuck your pronouns, fuck your stupid anime girl pfp.
>>493191318Even niggas can't say nigga anymore what is the world coming to...
>>493191318play on castaway or konata dont have to worry getting kicked saying nigga
>>493191318sadge
Trying to make an expensive loadout for scout, does the shoe fit? are there any better choices? I'm fine with cheaper shoes honestly
>smug sniperfaggot clearly ghosting with a friend on the opposite team or using wallhacks to see people through walls>doesn't miss any shots>thinks he's being cute by not wearing any cosmetics so people think he's a noob>ask other team to keep an eye on him since he's sus>one f2p faggot who has no idea what cheats are other than omegatronic aimbot says he looks ok>sniper acts like a smug cunt the rest of the match targeting me through cloak and there's no way to convince anyone because the naive f2p vetted himi really do hate the class
>>493197380Those are soccer cleats so no, use the Hot Heels, Brooklyn Booties, or the Bootenkhamuns
Hey tf2g, since I'm having luck with taunt effects I made another one for Halloween. This time I figured out how to use the Refract shader to add air distortion. Let me know what you think.https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3324643115
>>493197620>Brooklyn BootiesYeah this fits better I think, time to work on this, thanks
>>493197380how about you try to make a good looking loadout instead of an expensive oneyeah it looks fine, maybe the flashdance footies or the brooklyn booties instead, cleats don't make sense for a street punk
>>493198442>Let me know what you think.I don't think taunts should have effects and I think we could use more cosmetics in-line with the artstyle
>>493199319>make a good looking loadout instead of an expensive onealready made one with cheap stuff, I thought I might as well make something expensive for my main since I got nothing to do
>>493199474I mean, fair. But I meant about the effect itself
pyro main (she/her)
>>493199638It looks fine I guess, the air distortion looks like the boomer puke animation playing in reverse with a transparent texture
>>493191318I mean if black people realized policing anyone from saying the n-word would eventually mean they'd have gestapo level censorship imposed on them eventually like they were warned we wouldn't be here. You either have free speech, or you don't. No in between.
>>493200312yeah, but try getting niggers to understand that. They'll never understand that the (((left))) is just using them.
>there are unironic workslop shills in the ittkms
I will support Valve for getting rid of the bots by getting a Summer 2019 cosmetic key in hopes of unboxing a Dynamite Abs regardless of quality. I will probably be disappointed, but wish me luck.
>>493202421bust. Do I go again or call it?
>>493202421>a Summer 2019 cosmetic key>aA single fucking key...unbox until unusual
>>493202928Just stop bro, this shit is unhealthy
>>493202928don't unbox unless there's an exploit you sperg
>>493168018these dude get a hat with voice lines, reddit gets a special red dot hat. but poor 4chan gets noting :^(
>>493203198how many exploits have there been? I only remember the cheater's lament episode
>be topscoring>fighting for my life unsapping my tele exit while my glue eating retarded teammates at spawn are IGNORING THE SPY SAPPING THE ENTRANCE despite me telling them politely, then progressively yelling louder and louder at them, all while they're TAKING THE TELE THE INSTANT I UNSAP IT>THIS HAPPENS 5 FUCKING TIMES IN A ROW DESPITE ME TELLING THEM>lose the tele that allows us to skip a minute long walk to the front line because retards cannot see a disguised spy right next to them sapping the tele entrance at spawn that they're fucking standing on>lose round because of it>retarded team throws out a bunch of GGs>call them out as fucking retards and ask how being so fucking blind is even possible>'we're so dumb anon they paired us with you :)'I fucking hate these stupid fucking hugbox tranny niggers who only have enough braincells to act like a training bot and call votekicks on 'problematic' language
>>493203351crate depression back in like 2016 or 2018 i forget
>>493203730and I was told that people try to frag spies at their spawn
>>493204532that was methey only don't frag the spy when I need them to because the mmr system pairs me with trannies and genetic dead ends
Trying to do a Dr. Livsley Medic outfit. Powdered Practicioner is a must, for the body should I go Foppish Physician or Colonel's Coat? Any idea on the 3rd item? What am I missing?
just bought a strange festivized professional killstreak sandman, because I KNOW they're gonna revert the sandman nerf and this baby is gonna rocket up in price
>>493205835>What am I missing?a sense of humor
>>493203730>engiqueer seetheyou love to see it
>>493206458you'd seethe too
>>493205465obviously you lack the aura of brain damage that is key to playing spy effectively
should b4nny be allowed to balance tf2?
>>493205835foppish better, maybe you could use flashdance footies with some brown paint for third item?
>>493207060absolutely not
>>493207134I think we're cooking here. I wonder if this can be improved. Surprised there's no "smells flower" taunt in the game or similar enough.
>>493203857Neither, it was 2019.Valve's due for another "exploit" to profit from t b h
>>493197380Get a good unusual if you need to flex...
>>493208672That would be very embarrassing if I got trashed by other scouts when wearing that, low profile better
>>493181276yeh shut the fuck up and let zesty talk!
>>493210495based
>>493210495omg haha guys he posted epic 4channer meme! he's le one of us!
>real 4channers are le trannyyou lost
>Robin Walker says in late 2010 interview that he's not entirely satisfied with the Sandman but he'll just leave it>last two changes to the Sandman before that were pretty big buffs>added the Flying Guillotine 2 years later, encouraging people to use the sandman moreI'm starting to think Robin Walker thought the previous sandman was underpowered if anything
>>492966932https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVGE1b4DAck
Wouldnt see this on NA servers
>>493211417oldtroons actually believe in this
>>493212634trve
>>493211947team fork rust poo in year 2019 :o
What if Zesty had an evil doppelganger called Lazy Lucifer, and he would come in during a skit halfway into Zesty's videos? And then Zesty would be like "I swore I would never review this weapon..." that would be pretty kino
what a horrible map, holy shit>1 exit from spawn>instant respawns for defenders>everything is a choke that favors defenders
buff cloak and dagger, this thing is a piece of shit that's louder than the dead ringer and loses cloak in 2 seconds unless you gimp your primary weapon into being a peashooter
>>493219946fym gg jack?
>>493220867>this thing is a piece of shit that's louderwait, really? There's a sound difference for CD?
>>493221196nta but it feels and sounds louder up close even though the soundscape probably treats them the same
>>493211821What class did Robin main again?
>>493221196I remember hearing somewhere that it's louder decloak than stock but that was just a rumorIt feels loud as fuck though because you have to go at such a fucking glacial pace to get anywhere with it and when you decloak there's always someone around the corner who heard you
>>493222736soldier
>>493221196When you run out of cloak while moving, there's a bug that sometimes makes the decloak sound play multiple times (making it sound louder).
What caused such a sharp decline in players recently?
>>493227030That big mountain before the 15th is the exact point they genocided the bots. Everything past there has been the real playerbase. You can see it wasn't a sharp drop off but a gradual drop off as the content of the summer update wore thin and people are also trying out Deadslop
>>493227212But there were overall less than 10k sniper bots going around. The vast majority of bots are idle/trade bots, and those didnt go anywhere.
>>493227367>The vast majority of bots are idle/trade bots, and those didnt go anywhere.They did. They literally did. That's what the graph is showing.
>>493227520The graph isnt showing any of that retard, since tf2 still has the inorganic flat line of players that literally no other game has besides shit like Banana.
>>493228183Dota2 is a chink game so thats just the online activity of chinkshttps://steamcharts.com/app/240Look at css chart for example theres no reason to bot css, its not clean like dota2 because its not just 1 continent playing it
>>493228183You're a fucking idiot. 70,000 players don't just all disappear all in a single day, on a FRIDAY before a major update at that and then just NEVER come back. Incidentally the loss of 70k players is the EXACT number your lord and savior Zesty Jesus said were the total amount of bots. You actually CAN see dips in the playercount now, whereas before it was a solid line throughout. Not every game is a perfect sine wave like the right. We also got reports of idle bots receiving game bans, it's pure copium to act like it was something else.
Every 5-10 games I run into a wallhacking/ESP using faggot and it's really a downer. It was demonstrable and reproducible, and I've yet to see valve take action or notify me that they've taken action against the dozen or so players I've reported
would you rather drink a nuka cola or bonk atomic punch
>>493230071>he's just good bro
>>493230321Jarate
>>493230393they honestly stopped using that excuse and started flat out saying>nah we're not kicking him cuz you're whining
>>493230321I'd take the Nuka Cola if it was regular Nuka Cola; you'd probably have a better chance of surviving that than Bonk since aside from the high sugar content regular Nuka Cola doesn't actually have radiation in it. Now Nuka Cola Quantum on the other hand, I'd go with Bonk since at least Bonk gives you super powers with the radiation poisoning.
>>493228731that line almost finally looks like normal after so many years lol, most of that is probably those idle bots from backpack.tf and other trade websites they always keep tf2 running
>>493234839Yeah there's certainly trade bots that are still keeping the line slightly higher than it should be, even if the idle bots were demolished
>>493228731The unusual bubble cannot pop soon enough.
>>493237482>mfw liquidating all my unusuals since I find them ugly now >buying neat collector stuff like glitched items instead that I'll hold onto foreverFeels good, death to traders
>>493238065what video?
>>493238308>death to traders he says, becoming the most hipster trader of them all
>>492972293I like him.
>>493241073this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Fx7u57KIrE
>>493238308>death to traders>gave away his unusuals so the whales can hoard even more unusualsBravo
>>493238065
We all enjoy Fempyro here. As all red-blooded Americans should.But what are our thoughts about Femboy Pyro?
>play a couple games >they're all serious stomps against my teams>ok whatever let me just win one and then I'll quit>lose like 10 games in a row with only 2 fighting matches out of all the stomps>finally get a suijin game without 5+ red badges on the enemy team>play my ass off with the cow mangler and the conch killing everyone who comes to the point>we're 10 seconds away from a competitive 2:0>I get auto balanced God damn itit's like the game doesn't want me to play
>>493243094But that's so heckin' NEATOOOOOOOThanks Jill!!!!
>10 simultaneous dominations as scout>6 deathsThis class feels so satisfying to play and he's effectively just Engineer with greater mobility and no sentry. I also find that having a roided Russian CS pro's (arm) posture helps improve your aim significantly.
Post funny names or killcams.
>>493243813
>>493243042disgusting and gaykeep that faggot shit outit is an affront to god
>>493244169No gay shit? In TF2?
>>493191435idk man niggas are typically US-based while Konata's EUSpeaking of:Ah, fuck it. I'll just keep hosting the serber, the automatic payment already automatically paymented. I might rebrand it to something more universally acceptable, I might not.Gonna hold an event to try to bring some life to serber this sunday, check the steam group
>>493244380>arkham villains when batman dies
>>493245384mfw I woke up too recentlyhey >>493194581 that post (>>493245384) was meant for you
>>493243042both hot
>>493243042>tick tock
>>493244380this kinda looks like cobson lol
>>493227030>>493227212>>493228183>>493228731bots farming for summer sale dropsNote the spike when the sale starts, and the drop when the sale ends
The Summer crate was kind-of-not-amazing. If you repeatedly opened these, there might be something wrong with your brain. Praying that Halloween is better.
>>493244329it was funny for a time, but then actual faggots thought they were among friends and started being unironically gay and ruining the bit
>>493250462>amongus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3--5ssZ2-1g
>>493250462Playing tf2 makes you gay by default. You, Anonymous, are a faggot.
>>493252240Nuh uh gaylord
>>493252240what
>40 hours as spySo when do I get good at him?
>>493251694sussy
>>493252407Avoid any servers with a Pyro in it and and hope and pray for everybody being deaf
>>493252513Praying is mandatory for Spy. You have to pray you're on a good team, or that your enemy is bad. Every single game you have to do this.
>>493252407You either get good at headshots with the Ambassador and trickstabs with the kunai or you run anything else and fucking pray the other team doesn't spycheck everyone every second every match.
>trying to use a strange red tape recorder
>>493253576Why would you do that to yourself?
>>493252825Why does Valve hate him so much?
>>493253576>strange sapperWOAH bro is that a hales own sapper? Damn you are so good at holding m1 close to buildings
>>493254123Listen it was 5 cents and it has a number that goes up. I might as well make it go up.
>>493253576What about it?
>>493254421God bless Name Tags.
>>493253576basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=517aZZs-jf0
>>493254680>didn't name hisBOO THIS MAN
>>493254680i boo you gentlemann
A classic.
What's the worst slopmetic you've ever seen accepted or in the workshop?Hard Mode: No Christmas shit.
>hating on the aryan domecringe
https://youtu.be/sedOEQbtHXA?&t=156>the time it takes for the red tape to lower the sentry to level 2 is 3.4 seconds, compared to stocks 3.4 seconds damage thats going to leave the engi a lot more vulnerable (less health, no rockets, 200 metal to get it to level 3 again (compared to the 30 metal it would take to heal the little damage stock sapper did)) >by the time stock would have killed it red tape has lowered it to level 1 which leaves it vulnerable for anyone to quickly deal with>engi is a sitting duck on the new choke until his buildings gets fully red taped (unless he quick switches class like a bitch) leaving a larger window to keep momentum why did youtubers brainwash people into thinking its bad again?
>>493256638What the fuck is this? This isn't Bad Weapon Academy. HOW DO YOU EXPECT ME TO WATCH A TF2 WEAPON VIDEO WITHOUT MY BAD WEAPON ACADEMY?
>>493256118smismass 2021
classes for this feel?
>>493258827soldier
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VX7C8hyFYCQ
>>493259296
>>493259296>[VORE ANIM]i'll pass
>>493253576>>493254421>using red tape recorder>attack engineer on hightower>he types "your loudout sucks">even though i killed him and sapped everything
>>493243042we love femboy pyro here
>>493259296I find the male anthropomorphised buildings hot but not like this.
>>493256638>Requires an extra swing to remove>Also drains sentry ammo and dispenser metalFixed
>>493261947>>493262331Pretty gud.
So rumour is mapmakers already know what Halloween maps are getting addedIs this true?
>>493253576real talk, how would anons here fix the red tape recorder?personally id give it enough health that it needs to be hit one more time to destroy to make up for the fact that its much slower.
>>493263708yeah check the workshop front page now 90% of the maps on there are probably gonna get added, its just predictable at this point always the same people
>>493263895Yeah honestly I think that's all it needs to make it a worthy choice over stock. One more hit ensures that you can actually delevel a building before the engineer pops you across the map because he sensed the moment you came into the same country as his dispenser.
>>493256118>AcceptedI'm gonna say a good chunk of promo hats, shit like the Nanobalaclava looks like ASS, it neither fits on Spy nor looks like a TF2 item>in the workshopWhere do I start?
There is a widespread disagreement among islamic scholars about wether pyromains should be burned or thrown off buildings.
If we're talking about changes can we slide into talking about ideas for new Spy shit? I'd like a new sapper and watch.
>>493262890>>Requires an extra swing to removeevery engi uses the jag so this is already in effect
>>493263708they get a mail from Eric sometime before release date to do some fixes or other updates
>>493263708From what I can tell>Toxic>Life Snatcher>Broken Hills>Dynamite>RuralAre most likely guaranteed
He is worse than a kunai spy. He is -may saxton forgive me for uttering this word - a pyro main.
>>493265795are any of those good
>>493265795and they all have gimmicks since they know that their map sucks
I use my festivised spycicle not for the pyro protection, but because I like leaving behind the statues.
Upon learning 3 pyro mains were killed in 2fort my heart became filled with pride and childlike Joy.
>>493266067good enough for Eric
>>493266375that doesn't really answer my question
I've been using the sandman a bit lately and it's crazy how satisfying it is to use even though it's a fucking useless piece of shit. The sound design is perfect.UNNERF IT VALVE
>>493266067>Toxic>Broken HillsFairly normal koth maps with a simple gimmick or two (skeleton boss, vats of acid)>Lifesnatcher"King of the Flag" game mode: from what I understand one player has to hold an intel-like item and "charge it" on the main point. Map in general is a reference to the movie 9>DynamiteKoth/Payload hybrid with a moving point on a train>RuralArena where capturing the point respawns your dead teammatesSo mostly gimmick maps trying different aesthetics (Gotham, movie 9, sunset, etc.)
>>493266863>Arena where capturing the point respawns your dead teammateswait, that sounds kino
>>493266863i hate how they advertise rural having this unique gamemode even tough arena respawn is a decade old gamemode
>>493266765The Sandman is fine and doesn't need any changes.The Flying Guillotine should crit players affected by Slowdown.
>>493267304>The Sandman is fine and doesn't need any changes.you cannot possibly believe that
>>493264761How about this idea for a sapper>buildings take 20% more damage while sapped>-50% sapper health (removed with one swing of stock wrench)Something that helps you deal with buildings easier if you swap to your gun to shoot, or helps combo with teammate pushes, but is easily removed by an attentive engineerAnd this rehashed idea for a watch>15% increased movement speed while cloaked>Phase through enemies while cloaked>Cloak drains 200% faster while colliding with enemies>-40% cloak durationThe idea here being a watch which can't be used for very long and is mainly used for quick repositioning, not full on infiltration
>>493264761a knife version of the apoco-fists
>>493268278I would give my firstborn child for this watch that lets me not always run into a soldier as soon as he turns a fucking corner.
>>493256118I find it hard to hate a lot of the Halloween stuff. Even though it's stupid to wear it year round, it could have just been holiday restricted and I don't think that's a problem with the item design just valve being fags.Smissmas 2021 is probably the most ugly looking ones barring any scream fortress groups. Of those I'd probably say the cozy catchers are the stupidest, followed by the seasonal spring
>>493264107>>493263895Imagine the jag seeth when it takes 4 swings in that instance
>>493264761Explosive sapper is a common suggestion>Doesn't disable buildings or alert the Engi>Just makes a faint ticking sound>Once the time is up, it rings and causes an explosion that destroys the buildings around it and damages anyone caught in the explosion (the Spy that placed the sapper is also affected)>Sapper has a cooldown so it can't be spammed
>>493094510because the bedouin is fucking ugly
>>493268906I too don't hate Halloween stuff. There are obviously going to be exceptions but overall I don't think a lot of it is as annoying as the Swissmas shit we get.Halloween restrictions make sense for some of the sillier items and there's plenty of servers that don't have them so you can still use the good looking loadouts you like easily.
>>493263067
>>493264761The Blue Tape Recorder>slowly upgrades enemy buildings>can't be removed, auto breaks once it's done>building disabled until upgraded>if used on a lv3/mini, just disables it for 2 seconds then self removes and does nothing
>>493264761I think a long ranged sapper like in Meet The Spy could be cool. Maybe it's like the EMP in the zombies mode (yeah I know it's dogshit) or how the sappers work in MVM, it has a ranged blast that disables buildings in it for a bit but you can miss or not get an entire nest if an engineer spreads out his buildings.I think it would help not being immediately spotted because the engineer didn't see some retard run right to his sentry because you could throw it while pretending to join in a push.
>>493269539Another sillyThe Medical Sapper>deals 25% less damage>spawns a small health kit upon successfully destroying a building
>>493269539brilliant
>>493270128>sap and engis teleporter>destroy it>engi smashes my fucking face in>because of the health kit left behind if i'm skilled enough i can quickly pick it up and survive one (1) more wrench swingOut Fucking Played Engineer Mains.
>>493264761the dead ringer does too much at once, deserves the escape plan/equalizer treatment>split the dead ringer>keeps the damage redux on triggering it, and for one second after. but beyond that second no damage redux, instead no damage feedback and perfect invis for the full invis time.as for the new item...>new invis watch: prototype invis armor>while active: gain 50% damage reduction>50% slower cloak and uncloak, cloaking otherwise works like stock.>your silhouette is visible to nearby enemies, visible range increases as you lose health.>invis fails entirely at 25 health, but the damage reduction will stay as long as the watch itself is activenew sapper, meant for being used on an engineer nest thats actively being pushed.>the icebox>no damage>instead, the sapper has double HP. requiring four(six with jag) hits instead of two(three)>this effectively disables the engigger's buildings for twice as long. not too useful in an isolated scenarios but can make or break pushes if used at just the right moment.and a revolver for the road>outlaw's iron>three shot revolver>-20% damage>can be shot from an invisible state>BUT, shooting from an invisible state will instantly break & drain your cloak along with letting out a very loud sound.>cannot recloak until the meter fully fills.>an invis shot disables picking up ammo to replenish cloak, the C&D will just recharge slower.>can only be reloaded while cloaked is completely filled or while invisible (meaning that once you fire that cloak breaking shot, you only have two shots to defend yourself with)
alrighyt lads, i just traded an item for a 100 dollars worth of keys, what are the best crates to unlock an unusual?
>>493268594what does that accomplish
>>493270596spy is the weakest class and dead ringer isnt strong for such treatment
>>493270596I don't like those items but I admire your creativity anon.
>>493271459crits don't do the scream if they gib
Ready for Halloween?
Cool TF2 fact: The Headless Horseman's animations are based on Demoman; Merasmus' animations are based on Sniper
>>493264761they will never add more weapons to this game again
Cool TF2 fact: The Skeletons' animations were not a reference to Jason and the Argonauts
suffering through mvm with unfunny people but they play well
#FixTf2 really broke mönkey huh
What's your favorite thing about TF2? That thing the game does right that no other game does.
>>493287090It's fun to play even if you lose
>>493287090the Spy, thanks and have fun!
>>493287090spahtech theme havent seen any other game try it or do it has good
>>493287090being able to be silly and competitive at the drop of a time. there is no greater joy than fighting someone, both of you missing your shots, then just doing rock paper scissors to settle it.
>>493287090tf2 is the sandbox of FPS games where you join a match and can play literally however you want. It results in a very interesting pub environment full of all walks of life, people ranging from fresh installs, to tryhards, to people who are trying new strategies, to people who just want to fuck around with weird loadouts. Its insanely comfy and easy to understand for new players to get into while also having a near-limitless skill ceiling so there's always something to learn hence why it attracts all kinds of people.
>>493289675this is why 50v50 was one of the best things they could have added to keep community servers alive
>>493287090>modding and custom maps>sprays and decals>community servers>well-written and designed characters>what >>493289675 said>not tearing previous content down to be inaccessible forever like overwatch 2, cs2, and every other "life service" has been doingliterally too many things to decide
>open hammer>make point>make spawn>...>close hammer
>open hammer>can't even use it to nail things anymore
>>493287090shiny hat particles ~<3
>>493291327i personally use hammer to make a map for only styling not an actual map
>>493291920obviously you said this ironically but "special effect on thing you like" seems like such a simple formula that works (trading cards does this aswell) I don't get why other companies didn't take that from tf2 and instead makes overmodeled/super flashy as their legendary loot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmTUCF8OF9wWhat is the context to this anyway?
dispenser down push
mini in shutter took 70I'm dead
>getting absolutely fucking demolished>*TOPSCORING TRYHARD FROM ENEMY TEAM* was moved to the other team for game balance>"oh cool we have a chance now">*TOPSCORING TRYHARD FROM ENEMY TEAM* left the game (Client Disconnect)>"oh"ISN'T CASUAL MATCHMAKING WONDERFUL
>>493296419Neato!
tele took 24
DISPENSER DOWN, PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH
Fridge on the pointyomps down
breakable barrel is down push
would this confuse you as a red player?
i would be confused as to why my no hats mod isnt working
Never forget Scream Fortress XI when Eric DARED to add only 2 maps that year
oh shit, I just got a desc tag drop. based
The best secondary to pair with the Huntsman? Why, it's the stock SMG, of course.>gets to finish off your foes very easily (120 + 1 or 2 SMG shots kills light classes)>is a decent weapon on its own (oh I'm out of ammo? I'll just gun you down while looking for some)>no one expects an SMG sniper to be of any threat>we go crazy with them choppasyour response, jaratecucks?
Anon that does the loadout datamine, do you save duplicates from the same player? For example if a person has the same unusual + weapon renames, renames + hud, usual + hud etc.
>>493300041its your opinion yo and i respect it
>>493300041Love SMG, but I use it always anyways. It's really helpful with the huntsman because there's a pretty significant reload time if you miss a shot so if someone is coming at you or is nearby and you don't get a headshot, you can SMG to either defend yourself or just quickly finish them off way faster than a second arrow. It complements very nicely
>>493248954What summer sale drops you fucking retard? You didn't get anything from having TF2 open during the summer sale.
>>493243042A disgusting butchering of Fempyro's perfect form by fags and nothing more.>>493261947You don't speak for us, faggot.
>>493300092He said he stopped sampling here because he could no longer count on the unique IPs for ruling out that one anon had posted multiple times. I assume for that reason he does attempt to remove repeat samples.
>>493253576It's shit, sure. But it's really, REALLY funny harrassing engies moving their buildings because as soon as they set their buildings down, sticking a red tape recorder just instantly kills the building.
The red tape shouldn't permanently remove any upgrades if interrupted. In exchange, it should have a faster time to kill buildings. If removed in progress, any rewound animations have to play forward before operstion resumes.
>>493256118furry cosmetics for pyro
>>493261947no we don't
>>493301706yes we do>>493307764yes we do
>cannot sync>cannot connect to game service thus cannot queueIT'S A THURSDAY YOU FAGGOT STEAM
>>493298139why would it, he's 95% blue
>>493308597whos we?
>>493252240you'll eat your words when I finally get through all these fucking maps and make str8opia....
>>493309119me and my gay friends :3
>>493308597>searing plasma brass bucket for 37 keysHoly scam
>>493301149you get the summer crates which sold for much more than 0.03 cents when they first releasedyou get the summer crates for unboxing, which you can sell early on for a profit since they're new
>>493308597>weno we don't
can you guys go one thread not talking about your crippling gooning addictions
>>493309456The summer crates weren't available until the 18th you absolute fucking retardThe graph shows all the bots "leaving" (read: being banned) on the 12th
>>493308597no you don't
>>493311597you asked
>>493312576That was a rhetorical question, I already said how you didn't get anything from leaving TF2 open during the summer sale. You're as big of a retard as the first guy for reading that and thinking "oh yeah you did get drops during the summer sale, actually" when I just said you didn't
>>493313185nuh uh
>>493313474yuh huh
>>493263067someone should make this a mod
>>493314748nah they shouldn't
>>493301149trading card farming in a free game numbnuts
>>493315002You mean the free TF2 trading cards you can farm at ANY TIME? Not just during the summer sale?If you're talking about the summer sale cards you don't get those from leaving a game open. Only by making purchases in the steam store or using the discovery queue.I swear to christ, there is an insane level of cope going on to try and explain the bot genocide as being anything other than Valve banning the idle bots. You can literally go into Zesty and MegaScatterBomb's spreadsheet of idle bots and see for yourself that most of the accounts were deleted
>>493260661Man, I haven't played that map since about 2013. And people say community shouldn't come back.
>>493198442looks okay for a taunt effect
>bro Valve isn't going to ban the bots, its too much work for them so let's just ask them to bring back quickplay instead>valve bans the bots>bro Valve won't bring back quickplay its too much work for them so let's just ask them to fix Casual instead>
Do you believe in magic Anons?https://youtu.be/JnbfuAcCqpY
Get rid of sp_pure
>>493318442am I gonna have to explain why you're a retard for the 100th time to you retard
>>493318724Yes, in a young girl's heart
>>493318442It won't even be mentioned on petition day, because the tards are too scared
I know it was probably too much work, but they should have kept updating Pyroland.
>>493287090Damage surfing mixed in with source engine movement. It's so fun using your enemies damage to trade for positioning. I have so many clips on my desktop being a medic and escaping punishment when I had absolutely no right to survive
There's nothing else like getting 11 heads as Demoknight! then getting crit panned
>>493319526Before Call of Duty, that's just how FPS was.
>>493319772Or an arrow to the face. Sniper manages to ruin medieval mode too.
>>493319463The weird thing is they liked pyroland enough to make a dedicated room for it and it's mostly just swapping textures so they could've kept doing it for minimal effort
>>493320178be real, demokniggers don't get hit with arrows
>>493320178TBDesu I do get a little greedy, but still, that thing has to have a higher critical chance.
Was it actually confirmed that melees have a higher crit chance?
>>493311827intellectually we do
>>493321010yeahthe crit rate caps out at like 50-65% if you've done 850 dmg in the last 20-30 seconds, which is why it's so common for demoman, engi, medic, and sniper to get free crits
>>493319463In the blog post they said:>While we wanted to have coverage over the entire game, we ultimately ended up focusing on a tighter selection of maps in order to deliver a higher quality visual experience.And linked an article on the valve wiki on how to do it on your map. Now I wonder if any community map has working pyrovision.
You know there's someone working on updating the big booba fempyro model
>>493321163no we don'tyour pic is what I do to fags
>>493321454 (me)Also, It's one of the highest requests on Gamebanana, plus the guy who requested it put a cash reward on the table
>>493319175petition day? I thought that were done with that
>>493321918 (me)A cash reward for someone updating a Fempyro model
>>493319832yes but im too retarded to play quake
>>493321918>>493322113post an image of the model
>>493253576
>>493321918Is it the one with the exposed cleavage? Or one of the hyper booba ones?
femboy is also a straight fetish so its okay
whatever helps you sleep at night
Stock Bottle is comfy.Stock Bottle is cool.Stock Bottle is beautiful and pure.If you use the Frying Pan, Scottish Handshake, or Ham Shank, I respect your opinion. But.
>>493323731Stock bottle crit into schadenfreude is the funniest thing in the game. The only time it could possibly be funnier is if another demoman randomly joins in laughing too.
Valve games used to serve ads for other Valve games in the spectator UII wonder if they'll do that for Deadlock
>>493323201>>493322565I miss typed what I said. Someone requested an update on the most used Fempyro model; (made by Sierra Foxtrot) someone took the offer and is now working on it. There are some very early screenshots of it, but it is not out yet. Sorry for being retarded.
>>493323731I use it sometimes.
>>493219946The fact every profile pic is a picture of someone shows how narcissistic americans are
>>493324634reddit humor>>493323201>>493321505>>493311827>>493301706>>493243042fuck off fempyro troon
>>493324840fuck off gaylord dicksucker
>>493324840
I have become disenfranchised with owning strange weapons.>they give you dopamine for the first couple hours of leveling them, but then they stop leveling>they function identically>you know with a degree of certainty that everyone has farmed kills for it on an idle server, because everyone does, so they're not even impressive or indicative of skill
>>493325013great original tf2g post that has never been posted before
>>493323281it's literally gayyou subhumans are controlled by tapeworms
>>493324306>There are some very early screenshots of itSo are you gonna post them or>>493324650Obsessed
>>493324840>you like women that have large assets?>TROON! TROON! TROON! TROON! TROON!what level of brain rot is this?
>>493326227it's literally a mental illness, his brain is so rotten he can't look at women without thinking about troons
>>493326151My bad, like what I said very early. It's pretty much just going to be an updated model.
>>493326943Is the idea just that they're updating the missing cosmetics? That otherwise looks the same as usual
>>493327005It's pretty much just an update to make it higher polyed, give it better textures, and fix the team colors, which I didn't notice, but the Fempyro model, at least on red, doesn't have the right team color that Red Pyro has in game. Plus cosmetics.
Post yfw Halloween warpaints are "funny green spider" and "candy skeleton" for the millionth time
Overdose is a better Battle Medic syringe gun than the Blutsfagger>Gives you almost Scout speed at full charge>Speed lets you pick your fights and escape easily>Doesn't gimp Medic's passive healing>Encourages and rewards smart behaviour (Ubersaw spam, healing team while there's no enemies near)>Damage is still high enough to shit all over low hp classes (you shouldn't be fighting soldiers and heavies at ranged anyway)>-15% on a weapon that does big bursts of damage to chasing enemies doesn't really matter as long as you can land your syringes>Pubbies and retards will underestimate the fuck out of you and assume you're trying to run away (then you kill them while they chase)>Spies and scunts mald in chat when they get dominated by a battle medic wearing a gibbus and using a "non-combat" syringe gunI have over 900 kills on my strange Overdose just from pubstomping
awesome sauce
>>493328992The 2021 war paint case was good thoughever
>>493329254The Overdose is better for the MEDIC part of Battle Medic while the Blutsauger is better for the BATTLE part of Battle Medic.Both of these and Stock are better than the crossbow.
>>493329254*shoots you with a 225 critical crossbow bolt*
>>493329254>can't heal the guy across the map>can't give a teammate a quick +75 up close while beaming you main guy>can't hit sniper fags>pain in the ass to aim withkinda a deal breaker really, especially the long range healing. I feel guilty for not usng the crossbow when Im using the needle guns because I see so many teammates dieing that I could've easily saved with a quick bolt.
>>493329880Avoiding damage > healing it backThus move speed > health steal>>493329967Can't guarantee crits thoughbeiteverallyOn crit only servers I consneed
>>493330227Crossbow hasn't been a good medic weapon since the nerfIt's a very good healing tool, but as a weapon it has sucked ass since 2013
>>493329254I really wish I could enjoy playing Medic more so I can do things like this, but I find that the gameplay is either frustrating with incompetant teammates who can't take advantage of being overhealed then you get steamrolled, or the game is a one sided stomp where I feel like a medic GF to a compoid killing brand new players.
>>493330238Running away means you can get out of Battle and do a better job at MedicRestoring health means you can stay in Battle for longer
>>493070015Friendlies are starting to be a legit hindrance to the game many times I had to leave a server because everyone went friendly and I couldn't play the game anymore without getting vote kicked sometimes I steal the intel to force the friendlies to become evil which mostly worksor if two friendlies hold unto the intel you are fucked because they just soft-locked the match until one of them logs off I now see friendlies as ''tranny behavior''
>>493330716Avoiding damage also means you can stay in battle longerFill your ubercharge then pretend you're a scout
I'm partial to using stock needler + amputator to maximize damage in hit-and-runs and have a lot of passive self healing.
>>493330227I enjoy not using busted shit sometimes
>>493330721>starting tothose faggots have always been a hinderance because at any given moment one friendly could multiply to the point of no return.
>>493330721>>493331914I'd rather have friendlies than tryhards because they're closer to my skill level
>>493330721>It's a "the entire match pauses for 3 minutes to conga from one side of the map to the other" episode
>play a few matches of casual>there's some obnoxious faggot in every other game, like a defensive scout that makes flanking impossible, or an off-season comp. pocket combo coordinated in a VC, or some sniper who does nothing but play sniper for 1,000 hours so you don't get to play the game if he sees you>go check out uncletopia to see if it'll be any better>no joke, they're literally all thereThere's nowhere left to chill out and game anymore
>>493333248my least favorite one is the blue engine who setup in your base with a tele and your entire team is too retarded to take him out
>>493330952Avoiding damage by dodging is something you can do with all weapons and depends on the enemy, not you.Also, it needing to fill your ubercharge up does mean you aren't in Battle, whereas with the Blutsauger you don't need to bother with "teammates".
>>493333954You can, but it's easier to do when you have an additional 20% move speedYou can also force scouts and pyros to chase much easier, which makes them prime targets for needlesAnd all you need to fill uber is the ubersaw
>>493333248The matchmaking is literally random. The main issue is teams. Most snipers I encounter are bottom scorers. Maybe 1 in 100 matches I encounter one that is dangerous enough to give me a run for my money if I am on sniper, and I am a shitter. If I join a steamroll on the losing side I play a few lives, but if it's a stacked game I re-queue. Honestly I don't queue much less than I had to with the bots, but when we had bots everyone was incentivized to remain in games and so stomps weren't as common.
>exclusively play sniper>only good at killing other snipers>cant head shot other classes for shit>2000 hours in this game
>>493335361But once you get good at killing snipers, they're dead most of the time. So you have 90% of your gameplay to practice on others uncontested. Unless by good at killing snipers you mean you wait for them to be doing something else and then shoot, in which case you aren't.
Is sniper the only class that requires 1000% of your effort to work? Playing him feels like a chore
>>493335694It's the former. I know how to fake out these double-scopeing anime avatar-having faggaronies but the thing is: my brain is literally hard-wired to shoot their heads and that's it. If it's another class I just CANNOT register their heads for whatever fucking reason. I load up tr_walkway to practice but it doesn't make a lick of difference. I literally exist just to be a nuisance to other snipers :|
>>493336146It's actually why I equip the SMG cause if not then I'd be dead for most of the match.
>>493336028It only requires effort if you aren't used to it. Heavy feels like far more work to me. Scout sniper and soldier are on autopilot.>>493336146Interesting. On the faster classes I usually have to flick to get my cursor on their head in time. What's your aiming style?
>>493336503>Heavy feels like far more work to me.Not if you have a tele
>>493336503I'm not sure what you mean but basically I just try to get the first shot in as quickly as possible (I know this is retarded but it actually catches most snipers off guard since they usually just spam ADAD to wait for you to shoot) the trick is to time their AD spam so that their head lines up with your crosshair. It's easy to pull off but if you miss be prepared to spam your crouch key lolAlso idk if this is what you were asking lol, I don't wait I just shoot quickly.
>>493336028the chore part I get, the effort I don'tyou exist in a 5 meter circle for most of your lifetime and the only thing you have to worry about is aiming, not positioning or movement
>>493337078Occasional Spy and scout jumpscare
>>493337034I wasn't asking about how you kill the sniper, I'm talking about how you approach aiming in other scenarios. Like I said, for a scout medic or spy, I usually have to flick my crosshair to their head, because tracking it is too hard and waiting for it is too slow.
>>493337151scouts get filtered by your team, you get to facestab spies for free with your coinflip crit knife
>>493337237Oh that's easy, I just flick. Tracking doesn't feel right with my sens and it never ends with a HS anyway.
>>493337151Easily quickscoped, plus the Razorback means you can't be stabbed. And you'll have level 3, so it's no sweat.
>>493337754And do you have a wired connection? I recall an enormous improvement to hit reg when I altered my network config. I also flick, but in my case I'd be painting blood on player faces and getting no kill.
>>493337758>quickscopedStill don't know how to do this, the one time i did it and it was all luck
>>493337991I don't use wired, no. But strangely I've never recalled getting hitreg'ed with my shots. I use mastercomfig's default network settings and never really had a problem with them (so far).
>>493338318>>493338318>>493338318Gottam
>>493329254>encourages and rewards smart behavior>ubersaw spam
>>493326227>porn addicted coomer tranny>calling anyone else brain rotTFPD
>>493341510>he says, posting thirst bait for homos and trannies
