tea time with sister Miao edition>Stuff1d6chan -https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War:_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts -https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Total War: Warhammer IIISteam:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1142710/Hotfix 5.2.2: https://community.totalwar.com/wh3-hotfix-522Patch 5.2 Devblog:https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/29-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-5-2-dev-blog>Total War: Pharaoh DynastiesSteam:https://store.steampowered.com/app/2951630Total War: PHARAOH - Dynasties Overview:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6erHiCuh1tQPharaoh Hotfix 2.0.1. :https://community.totalwar.com/twp-hotfix-201Concept Art :https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/1829541017567256915>Older TitlesSteam:https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-Official/Previous thread: >>492924241
Thanquol soon, friends!
Thanquol never, friends
nobody cares about Cathaynobody cares about the Vampire Coastplay a real race like the Chaos Dwarfs, Chaos Daemons or Warriors of Chaos
>>493065631Cringe>>493065674Based
>>493065701>chaostard edgelord NPC raceslollmao
ARMORED HOPLITES.
>>493065701KILLCHAOS
>>493065701>play a real race>Chaos Deamonslol lmao even
Wegh
>>493066578This is cropped porn.
Does spell resistance affect miscast damage?
>>493066942I like the cut of that greenskin's wegh.
>>493066070I love deadly lines of spearmanii in compact formation I love deadly lines of spearmanii in compact formation I love deadly lines of spearmanii in compact formation
>>493066974Where full image then?
POINTY STICKPOINTY STICK THROWERSHARP LONG ROCKSTICK THAT SHOOT SMALL ROCKEXPLODING ROCKEXPLODING ROCK THROWERNORMAL ROCK THROWERALL OF THESE A WOMAN COULD CONCIEVABLY USEWHAT -MANII ARE LITERALLY ONLY -"MAN"ii?
>play warriors of chaos we have exciting units like>chaosmanii>chaosmanii (greatweapons)>chaosmanii (armored)>chaosmanii (armored) (red)>chaosmanii (more armored)>chaosmanii (mounted)>chaosmanii (mounted) (purple)I would ask what kind of person can enjoy this kind of slop but it's>>493067603
>>493067983I very much liked the game this webm is from.
Why isn't the Red Duke playable?
>>493068303
How would you fix retreats? I'm bored of chasing people down for 20 years. I want rearguard battles.
>>493068662Just to make sure, that IS Rondo Duo: Fortissimo at Dawn, right?
>>493068725A post-battle option to chase the retreaters. This is autoresolve only but wipes out retreating enemies most of the time.
>>493069043ye
>>493069126That's basically already the case.
>>493068725Just use units like dogs or pestigors who specialize in this
>>493069193No it fucking isn't when the enemy army retreats around the other side of a mountain. Give me the run them down option right aftre battle, same area as the capture / execute / ransom SHIT FUCK
>>493069327Do you not play Warhammer? Wiping enemy stacks is easy. You don't even have to chase anyone down.
>>493068725Stop giving retreating armies a distance of "as the crow flies" allowing them to take several turns of movement to cross a barrier like a river.
>>493069404I manually play battles.I have to manually battle an enemy army twice to wipe them out. That's four loading screens. If the enemy army is in a funny spot, after the first battle they will retreat far beyond my movement range.
You guys ever have so many units on the battlefield that the simulation starts to chug? It still renders fine but the battle randomly pauses for a few seconds here and there.
>>493070417no, just the normal chug when you hit end turn
>>493070485crazy to think it used to be even slower
Using a razer mouse unironically sped up my loading times by about 300%
>>493068264not a single one of those has spears you illiterate faggot
>>493065545Where is Yinyin
>>493071057Soon hopefully!
All I want is more gender representation, and by that I mean cute girls in uniform dying on the battlefield.
>>493071057Drowned.
>>493070417the only time I have ever experienced this is empire total war during sieges because they're horrifically broken
>>493070936>now he's pretending that spearmanii are materially different from axemanii again
Yin-Yin is currently trapped in a breeding pit being RATTED by specially-made Moulder rat ogres that know just how to tease an ovulation out of her petite bratty body so their modified ultra-aggressive sperm can bully her draconic eggs until they yield to filthy Skaven genes.
>>493072184>HeteroThat's gross
>>493072672And she was a good friend.
Carbonara, Arancini, Focaccia
>See Wulfhart AI>Has all 4 of his LH>Confederate Wulfhart AI>Only get 1 of his LH(the dorf)>Think "huh maybe they got wounded last turn somehow, it's ok I'll wait">10 turns later the other 3 Wulfhart LH don't appear>Think "that's weird">Check Lords & Heroes tab>They aren't thereSo they just fuck off back into the jungle or what
Tzeentch
>>493075454Schemed....
>>493075454Who?
is there a case for using ungor archers at all or should I just use those slots to enlarge my pile of violence
>>493075968only in the early game when you can't afford anything else
>>493073305I'd really like to see a Southern Realms/Dogs of War DLC since they hinted for the latter since WH2.
>I've travelled this whole world of ours from Albion to the Wastes>I've had sunstroke in Naggarond and a swim in the Shark Straits>I've seen mammoths up in Norsca and a monkey in Cathay>And I've danced with 10-foot Asur though they looked a little gay>I've met the Tzar of Copher>And a sober dawi miner>BUT I'VE NEVER MET A NICE BRETONNIAN!https://youtu.be/hqEFhx8-CQ0>NO HE'S NEVER MET A NOICE BRETONNIAN>AND THAT'S NOT BLOODY SURPRISING, MAN!>COZ WE'RE A BUNCH OF PRIMITIVE BASTERDS>WHO HATE GUNPOWDER
>>493075968useful for applying pressure into a blob you already have surrounded with melee units, especially higher value squishy shieldless targets like halberdiers, but I wouldn't bring more than three or four even early onthey're probably among the first units you should be replacing once you unlock real units but that's all ungors really
>>493076802The trailer had better have the lineCry Havok and let slip the Dogs of War
>2025>Northern Realms DLC released titled "Cats of Peace"
>>493071871you're actually retarded
Test. Amazon and lizardman update when?
>>493078750Amazons are dykes
>>493078841Only until they first lay eyes on a man.
Nothing quite like pitting brother against brother.
>>493078841based
i thought we were buds
>>493081319Traitorous bratty bitches like her need to be taught her place!
>>493071301'fraid so
>>493080652That could be so sick if the AI didn't just avoid each other and then declare peace 5 turns later
>>493082957Oh trust me, they're not peacing out for awhile.In fact as Tzeentch the most important treaties you can make others break are with dwarfs, as they become intensely hostile very quickly.
I AM LUTHOR HARKON AND I FUCK YOU
>lightly scratch the bridge of my nose>my left nostril starts bleeding uncontrollably for 15 minutesLL for this feel?
>>493085546Grey Seer ThanquolOh wait, lol
What army comp for Tehenhuain?
>>493085546Eat some fucking spinach and steak dude, holy shit how anemic are you?
Damn, the game managed to out-scheme me.
>>493086567for me, its asparagus and steak
>>493086548Skink Javelin blob with Red-Crested Skinks and later Bastiladon/Stegadon for AP. Chameleon Skinks kiting the frontline.
High Elves DLC soon.
I lowkey miss when Empire campaigns were so chill you could afford to coop Vlad up and farm his wife for regeneration on multiple lords
>100% ambush chance fails eight turns in a rowI fucking hate thisI can't uproot these cunts because encamp stance just ruins my attempts
Gor Rok seeks to end the degeneracy.
>>493091302The battle map looks kind of like a buttAlso holy shit this captcha
>>493091098>I can't uproot these cuntsWho?
Total War Warcraft has been Volound certified.
>>493092076They put him in a wheelchair?
>>492965202Thanks anon, I'll give it a try sometime.
>>493088512I said spinach specifically because it's high in iron.
>>493092507After getting beaten up offortlessly by the sentient knife elf girl yeah
>>493089735>farm his wife for regeneration on multiple lordsfucking disgusting
>>493078750Niels...
>>493093159Makes you think thought doesn't it.Where are the police in all of this?Doesn't Warhammer world have a police force?
crunchy carpet
Queen of Ulthuan!
>Click on Empire Witch-Hunter hero>"I trust Noughmann!"Who the fuck is Noughmann?
The last unit you remember using just yelled its selection response right in your right ear.How deaf are you?
>>493095253What have you done...
It's unfortunate but black orcs are lousy allied unitsWithout the benefit of waaagh or tech/skills they just don't do much but be a decent blocker.
>>493095317Innkeeper at The Ulric's Taint Retreat
>>493095319mamluks aren't bad
>>493095415So much of the game revolves around faction or lord buffs to units.As they aren't eligible for any of these buffs, most allied recruitment options aren't worth it at all. They're fun for flavour at least.
>>493095253This better be a mod
>>493095317>click unit in battle>SIGMAR'S EARS!???
>>493095637Its not as bad as youd think but the for black orcs its a double whammy where higher end allied infantry tend to be worse off as allies compared to other elite stuff, and orcs lose out on their racial buffs.Elite ranged and single entity stuff are still things that can be your lynchpin killers that you can build an army around.
Tzeentch battles feel surprisingly kino when you lean into combined arms. Chariots actually feel a bit useful, you get to layer your defenses, changebringers can effortlessly switch between being your primary skirmishing force and short-range artillery.
The hell? I've NEVER seen this map before.
Always forget that 3K is newer than WH
Will the ''what's next'' video drop today?
Choose 1 bro from Warhammer to have a beer with (if you're woman choose a female to do whatever femoid frenship stuff is the equivalent)
>>493097294I have, Cathay has one or 2 bs maps that are passes like that. Works well for setting up lines to funnel enemies into but with their artillery and the fact that your side starts down a hill you might be in trouble.GL anon
>>493097618Felix
I hate sieges as Skaven the pathing is so fucking cancerous
>>493097618Vlad
>>493097627The showerbringers helped a lot here.Chaos warriors did a good job dying.
>>493095637but as we all know ca balances the game around mp and mp has no campaign buffs
>>493097745Use mortars
>>493097745use eshin units and heroes
>>493098007That's exactly why they have this crazy buff thing going in SP, so they can avoid changing the base stats of units and making the huge MP community upset.
>>493071057gathering her power
>>4930865481 skink chief18 chameleon stalkers
>>493097618Sqvire
What's your favourite race of Elf?
>>493099229santa's helpers
>>493097618IKIT CLAWWWW
THE PIRATE KING
>>493098391yeah but if a unit is good in mp without even red line buffs than saying it's shit in sp means you have a skill issue
>>493097618wegh
>New Todays
its fucked up that cult of pleasure cant ally with beastmemesthey're all dead anyways but its too bad the degeneration squad cant be fully completed
>>493100481I can ally with them as Azazel but since they don't build Herdstone i can't recruit ally beastmen troops.
>>493100936
Is there a mod that blocks you from doing quest battles via teleport and you actually have to go to the place. It throws me out of immersion when you can just teleport to the quest battle while for instance you need several turns to go to that place by foot.
>>493101459w-why don't you just don't click the button "teleport" then ?
>>493101126They really need to give beastmen some undercity mechanic to let them survive and provide allied recruitment units, they're a mess still.
>>493101459You can just walk there anon you don't have to teleport.
>>493101615>>493101684It's to tempting and then I hate myself.
>>493101678Or build outpost in their hidden encampment ?(not sur if feasible as they are part of a character)
>>493101768is the immersion worth it
>>493101768>I'm a faggot with no self-controlAnon...
>>493101846Yes like I said it stupid that you can teleport several turns worth of walking away in a single turn.
the humantide comes
Empire is supposed to suck
DRAGON BLOODED SHUBLUBLAH
b...but I need to kill her as my victory condition...
>>4930977452 units of poison wind mortars can wipe out most garrisons
Watching some old let's plays of WArhammer 1 and boy that game was basic. It's night and day compared to Warhammer 3. There is still so much they can improve on tho.
>>493099229dunmer
>>493099229Which one puts out
Well, maybe if I do this my son will kill her for me.
>>493103059>Hellebron:Morathi? A Slaaneshi whore!>Also HellebronSigvald! Let's fuck!!
luthor sounds really sad in some of his unreleased lines:(
uh huh
This is a different map. I guess I don't fight in Lustria that very often.
What caused this?
>>493107073right click on it > properties > Betas > change the top right box
I brought along a fire mage to try to fireball Gor Rok downIt didn't workAt least he isn't unbreakable
>>493107402>At least he isn't unbreakableHE DOESNT KNOWOr did he just now unlock that skill yet?
Miao feet.
>>493107541I guess he decided not to.Dumb lizard.
I WILL SHOOT YOUR WHORE
>>493108620You'll do jack shit bitch. Miao will eat your raggedy vampire ass.
thats not nice
I'm gonna say what everybody here is too afraid to say:Yuan Bo is based.
>>493095317He runs the Sucketh and fucketh down in Altdorf
>>493109253girlyman also has a special sword too, uncanny
>>493108178why does this artist always put immense detail into her feet and why are they almost always sweaty or glistening wet
I WILL BURY MY CUTLASS INSIDE YOUR WHORES ASS
>>493110020>asking questions that you already know the answer to
>>493103506What's the appeal? They're haggard ugly creatures.
SFO ligger fun ?
>>493110810They are racist and have a designated "N-word"And pretty interesting Morrowind setting and story
>>493099229Nightborne
Newsday?
>>493091302I am rooting for the GREAT WHITE LIZARD to smash that damn dirty elf piece of shit slaanesh WHORE into a million pieces.
>>493111727UUUUGGHH I NEED TO COOM
>>493097618Gelt.
>>493097618Bugman
>>493111574Their story is jobbing to sentient trees and drug addicted lizards.
>>493111727man imagine if blizzard made a strategy game set in the world of warcraft universe
>>493110810Morrowind fans have to make sure everyone knows they like Morrowind even when the thread isn't about Morrowind.
>>493112663Taking inspiration from Warhammer, some sort of 'Warcraft' trilogy, perhaps?
Guess who the upcoming FLC lord will be.
>>493112559>invade elf country destroyed by disasters>get BTFO, Tear the capital of slavery remains major Dunmer trading port by the time of Skyrim"jobbing", lol nice one argonitroon
>New in 2 hours
>>493113191A new thread in 2 hours? We better start posting a whole lot faster then.
>>493111727Malekith's amabassadress look like THAT ?
aaaaaaAAHHHHH IM TIRED OF LIZARDS STOP HAVING DWARF LEVEL LEADERSHIIIIP
>>493111727Night Elves (Horde)
>>493113191watch them post more concept art.
>>493107541IIRC they changed it in 3 so he's only unbreakable below 25% HP, and since he gets regen in the same line the conditional unbreakable basically never procs.
>>493113303new dev interview>>493113657Yes please
Wegh... Wegh never changes
>>493114015Where did they say new interview is today??
>>493104562How does this work in-lore? I understand if there are chaos cultists who might be trying to undermine things through positions of power, and are able to shift public opinion. But when it's the Skaven, how does a higher amount of their corruption lead to people being dismissive of them?Wouldn't that be more the case in regions who have far less Skaven presence?
>>493115053It is referenced that part of what makes skaven denial work is that the rats cast spells that influence people to forget their existence.
>>493115663Fair enough, didn't know that.
News!
>>493115994based Feral
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3323554182 hmm
>>493114356They said "end of summer" then "september":)
>>493115994>Now macOS and Linux players can enjoy the 5.2.2 bugs too!Thanks CA.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pjf_CUc_Vyk It's here
>>493116182That's fucking sick.
>>493118695Fuckers
>>493118695Fantachuds it's over...
>>493118695This video is awfully awkward but immensly funny.
>>493118695>Wednesday Pharaoh vidSo is this Thursday for hardcore sofa shenanigans with Rich, or maybe next Wednesday?
>>493119494Well, first video was on Thursday, so I'm guess it's gonna be Thursday again.
>Using Ungrim with 90% ward and regen>Still bothers to cheese the ranged attacksIt must be reflex for him at this point
>>493118695Alright I'm starting another Achilles campaign.
Is there a Total War game mod where I can play as a leftist faction and kill rightoids? (trump supporters/hitlerian fascists/general racists/homophobes etc.)
>>493111727Why can't Asur archmages dress like this...
>>493118695Interesting bits at 15:00 mark, they talking about campaign map expansion
>>493120239You can play as a black or arab faction in Rome 1 and 2 and whipe out the white supremacist west completely.
>>493120397>>493120239samefagging loserno one loves you
>>493120239Wrong general, you want /gsg/ and TNO if you want to larp your tranny commie beliefs.
>>493118695
>>493120558Cope trumptard
>>493120239Destroying Ulthuan as Beastmen and beasting all the women.Destroying Bretonnia as Beastmen and beasting all the women.Destroying Empire as Beastmen and beasting all the women.Destroying Kislev as Beastmen and beasting all the women.Destroying Dark Elves as Beastmen and beasting all the women.Destroying Wood Elves as Beastmen and beasting all the women.Destroying Norsca as Beastmen and beasting all the women.
>>493121142Trumptards would enjoy that for the rape factor altough the counter racist theme is based, old white men watching their younger women that they lust for fall for blacks is satisfying since it shatters their superiority fantasy.
>>493120239Beastmen.
>>493118695kinoI fucking love this game
Is this canon?
>>493121619The white female villagers came willingly.
>>493121142>>493121369>>493121408>>493121619>>493121843Ropeneckstooldie
>>493121929
>>493121142Not one pale child on Nagarythe
>>493122078Writing sexist, racist fanfiction about white women being degraded by beasts standing in for brown men is more racist than any "Nazi" here could ever hope to be.
thoughts on Sigmar's heirs ?
>racist>against white people who literally made the flipping conceptlol
>>493122323the beasts stand in for white men
>>493122512empiresissy cope
>>493122498Racist against brown men you fucking tard.
>>493122579How lmaoIt's literally the opressed overthrowing the supremacists and wiping their evil genes out by taking their women and breeding out the racism.
>>493122753It's rape you fucking tard. How much do you hate women?
>>493122753>brownoid/blackoid fantasiestruly abhorrent creatures
>>493122753>browns>opressed [sic]They are the opposite of oppressed, Whites are the true victims. Whites have given browns everything and got nothing but destruction in return, ingrate scum all of them.
I don't read race into it at all, I just like animals fucking women.
>it's the pajeet beastfag againLearn proper English before trying this larp again
>>493123356this
>>493123045LMFAOWhites stole everything from browns and opressed them via colonial facism and brainwahsed them to submit via christofacism.Look up what Belgium did in Congo, what happened to native americans, why middle east is the way it is etc.
Morathi x Sulephet otp
>>493123452Whites gave browns infinitely more than what they took in return, but to browns nothing is ever enough. Ingrates like them are inherently evil.
>>493123606You dumb cracker faggot 90% of native americans are dead their land is stolen.So many africans are dead entire peoples goneAnd white CIA spread stds to fuck up africa to this dayKill yourself and your retarded propaganda fairy tales
i think white people are just anemic
At first glance I assumed this is ironic shitposting for (You)s no one here is THIS brainwashed. But I've seen people irl and online genuinely argue for these points many times, so I'm not sure anymore bros..Also this is a strategy game general..take this elsewhere and report + ignore the schizos.Anyway...SQVIRE MORE WINE
There is a Tzeentchian agent among us.
>>493124107I meant (You)But whatever, you're too far gone, not gonna engage with you.
This is weak bait even by this general's terrible shitposters' standards.
were yellow turbans really mostly just bandits and pillagers or is that just han proopaganda?
>>493124284Most likely propaganda just like white supremacists framed all the POCs they brutalized as "savages needing to be civilized" but they were the ones that destroyed their civilization.
>>493123842You are the one that has fallen for propaganda and revisionist history.
>>493123517>that one /tg/ pastebin
ROMA...DOMVS...
>some of the units propped the banner up before they diedk i n o
>literally brownoids and leftoids in this thread
>>493124515nice
>>493124515wait, is this intended to signifiy thats where the squad got wiped out? or just a random thing
Do you have any hopes for the faction mechanics of the upcoming lords?
>>493124515How does blood still looks so shit after all these years? The only blood DLC that does some interesting things is the Pharaoh blood DLC.
>>493123517canon btw
>>493124729the banner guys stick it into the ground when engaging in combat
>>493124468Lmao all experts and the entire education system disagrees with you moron.Find a singke college or high school that says otherwiseBut lemme guessIt's DA JOOOOOS behind "spreading lies" right??????
>>493124859>Lmao all experts and the entire education system disagreesSo you're admitting you've fallen for propaganda and bragging about it?
>>493124284the actual answer is that there isnt that much of a way to determine one way or anotherif they'd won theyd have likely just established another dynasty and maybe been legitimized if they were able to have it last long enough
>>493124859>college or high school Opinion Discarded i
Wait so only the blue dudes are specialized in ranged infantry, so if you want ranged in the army ideally you'd have a blue guy in every single stack? rn guan yu is commanding the archers
>>493124013Oh "Athena" unironically posted shit similar to this here during one of xer's melties
i will shoot you
>>493125903The bunkertroon seethe about right wingers, not bbc shit I mean
>>493125903This reads like one of the various ranjeets what with the obsession with raping white women rather than the troon namefag.
I alternate between playing melee and ranged factions.
as a white man i declare every single person on earth white
The next Total War game will be a AAAA title.
>>493125348Given how strong ranged is in 3K, yeah pretty much.
wtf they got flamethrowers
where in the fuck can I check the garrison of a settlement? this UI...
>>493127248I don't remember but that's my guess
>>493127361oh yeah u click that n it opens this thanksim getting used to it but the UI is just so diff compared to every other TW
What killed /twg/?
>>493127668Ratfags, as usual.
>>493127443I honestly can't tell at all building trees, like what the fuck am I even supposed to build
>>493127668The silly joke games absorbing manpower and dev time from the real TW
Ah, the sqvires, having heard rumors of dreadfu waifus, have come forth.
hello everyoneluthor harkon is better than your lordyour lord is a fag and you are a fag
>>493127974Who the heck is that Hero in the second Bretonnian army ?
>>493127974How many squires captives are gonna get divided as spoils between the Draedfu, Medusa and Hag? Does the commander take the big cut or maje it fair for her stooges?
>>493127921desu same, but I think you're supposed to build around the minor settlements in the commandery, if the main shit is commerce income focused, build ones that boost commerce income as for mil buildings, no idea where to build them or if its even worse since unit availability isnt tied to buildings here
>>493128273They're taken
>>493128256I got a mod to reskin all the damsels so they don't look like old ladies. It's the damsel of heavens.
>>493127974>rumors of dreadfu waifuThat's the canon ending btw
>>493128313I just googled n found this https://www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/comments/bv9im4/simple_guide_for_building_commanderies/my campaign is going well tho, but idk where tf cao cao's stack is or what hes doing... gonna try to confederate kong rong (lmao) eventually
>>493127668Legendoftotalwar
>>493127668MeI have very high melee attack
okay im not watching all this to know what to build in a TW game
>playing liggers>either decisive or phyric victories>unlock healing units>stop halting my advance to replenish lost units>heroic victory>heroic victoryLmao I'm clearing multiple stacks with a halfstack at this point.
>>493129954Bruh I'll bet you can read the wiki for specifics and short strategy that covers all of this in 5 min somwhere.
HELL YEAH i wish you could destroy the map in WH3
>>493131215They didn't think Total Warhammer would sell well so they cut a bunch of features.
Ahman might be cooked
>>493128349Roight, da GREENEST pointy ear gitz should win!
ikit claw? more like reddit reddit
>>493128273There were no squire captives.
>>493120282Because they aren't big and muscular.
Another turn, another two lizard armies murdered in a choke point.I really need to get more specialized anti-large stuff for these lizard stacks, they just bring dinos and kroks.
How to make sieges better?
>>493065545Har Ganeth is such a shitty campaignno portshave a stupid death night meter constantly increasing you slave demandcozied up next to malekith who you can never confederateup in the shitty north that take forever to traverseworst dark elf LL
damn my idiot son lost his capital to granny
>>493135828Get rid of the free ladders. They should be something you have to produce like rams and towers.Don't let any retard tear down gates with their melee attacks. You should need that siege attacker trait just to be able to damage them at all
>>493127935Warhammerfags are ruining TW, I agree.
>>493135282you would've won if not for those rats
I\m feeling up for some helf campaign but I can't decide between imrik and tyrionone has cooler location while other is generally easier and I suck..
>>493136361I did win tho
>>493136731Imrik can be a pain in the ass.Chorfs have stupid abilitiesRats have stupid abilitiesThey have the underway that can let them jump around the mountain above you start pos so its difficult to chase them.No influenceYou can dump the starting area and confederate Caledor and just go back to the donut but thats just become a Tyrion campaign at that point.
>>493137229By the time you can confederate Caledor, it is gone and you won't get it. Noctilus, Morathi or Tyrion, someone most likely has taken it. Whenever I've played Tyrion or Alarielle, Caledor is gone by turn 8.
The walk with the dragon mod really lets me play as the authetic CHINK experience faction
>>493112559>>493113117kiss already faggots
>>493137198I meant lost my bad
>charging repanse and her simp group into skarbrand>see him kill one of them in 3 hitsi made a big mistake
this button feels really dirty to pressbut fuck malus
>>493137787Caledor actually gets an AI cheat boost when you play Imrik to keep it alive for confederation.
>>493137229The other option I found works is dump your starting province to the dwarfs to the west and head over to pig barterI find it more easy to defend and you can push east and take out ghorst and ku'gath and make some trade with Cathay.
>>493138797Whats with all the rats in your armies?
>>493138706skarbrand's single target murdering ability is top of the linehis MD is kind of shit but when you roll with a steady 100+ MA and 800 damage at the start of the battle that only ramps up it barely mattershe still eats shit to ranged though
>>493139552They were my first ally and I like rats
>>493138706you're goddamn right you did
>>493140643>blurry and pixelated at the same timenow how did you manage that my man
>>493138706there's about 3/4 LL that can tank Skarbrand, Repanse is NOT one of them lmao
this MF transformed right as his army losses kicked inat least hes a lot easier to take down that he used to be, the stormvermin and dragon handled him without issue
>>493141383name 3
>>493141836UngrimVilitchTamurkhan
>>493141836Kugath TamurkhanBelakor if you use his abilities
can skarbrand beat an empire engineer on a horse running away and shooting him
>>493142854yes because skarbrand is faster than the horse also he'll run out of ammo
can Skarbrand beat Lu Bu
>>493142854He has a good set of animations, so he will.
>>493142921scarbrand can't even beat a midget with a mohawk and his german friend, lu bu doesn't even break a sweat
>>493138928Maybe, but Noctilus is just too strong. If you wait too long they will be gone either way.
>>493124729like >>493124851says, and then movement nearby will knock it over
>>493122323trvthnuke
>>493144147thats coolwhat do these banners even say, they're not the chars for "liu bei" I believe
>>493141335it's not blurry at all but it is extremely jaggysomething's wrong with your screen
and then you tell me she isnt a whoreA WHOREA DUMB WHORE WITH DADDY ISSUESNOT EVEN A WHORE CUZ SHE DOES IT FOR FREEI WILL MURDER THIS BITCH
I think this guy might have been the last confident general of the Cao Clan but they gave most of his achievements in Romans at the 3 kingdoms to Sima Yi.And his son and his waist in a resources was one of the big reasons for the family's downfall.
>>493145316no i mean your jaggies look blurry
its so tempting
>>493145868they are perfectly crispy and crunchy on my machine
>>493146202
>>493146005Don't do it, Ser Anonymous. Remember your vows!
>>493146005dew it
>>493146005chivalry never fed an army
Morgiana has been fucking Luitpold and Mannfred von Carstein and Thanquol for all I know.
Karak Eight Peaks in the Old World mod is kino as fuck.
>>493149094Fuck wrong screenshot.
>Don't do it, Ser Anonymous. Remember your vows!
>>493146005I like how they game brets a sack value bonus to entice you into being unchivalrous but the chivalry penalty means nothing now that chivalry is generated over time by characters
>>4931203432nd from the right got a hittite haircut going on.And that doesn't surprise me, little things like that can really cockblock you if you don't plan ahead of time. (The Egypt being 0.0). I am not going to watch it all, but I find it really enigmatic that they have three 'indus' skins - but they aren't used ingame and none of the plausible things to add would use them. So it makes me wonder if they wanted to extend to the Indus. The problem being you don't even know who the fuck inhabited anywhere east of Elam except Dilmun (Qatar-ish).
this settlement map is INSANE compared to the shit other factions have to deal with jesus christlizard maps get NO TOWERS around their central point and it can be attacked from all directions. here you can form a chokepoint to defend not just the last point but a supply point and there's only two ways to get in, period.
>>493145692the Sima clan was the cancer that killed the Cao domain
>>493150875Have fun fighting humans dipshit.
what's your favourite total war game?
>>493144345Probably 'sesame chicken' or something.
Is there any trick to pull out your cavalry (non monstrous) without them getting stuck? I tried spamming J even if i perfectly after the charge try and pull out my knight gets stuck on a fucking zombie
>>493152701You're better off with mouse clicks than J I think
Space Marine 2 will be out and my comp is to shit to play. Why even live...
>>493152868get a new PC
CA fixed knockback not doing damage then brought it back in a patch randomly and just never fixed it again what the actual fuck is up with that?
>>493149229I'd play this map if I didn't have so many mods that won't work with it
>>493152972I will buy a new one next year when 5000 series comes out.
>>493153108The Southern Realms mod works with it, which is honestly the only mod faction I care about being in-game, the rest are unit or gameplay addons that can work with it, except for the seasons mod.
>>493153312unless you plan on getting a 5090, its gonna be like 2 years until the lower models are out n readily available
>>493152991It's the spaghetti code, please understand.
STOP FUCKING WAAGHING EVERY MIN
>>493150875Kislev, Ogre and some norscan minor settlement siege maps are actually favours the defending side.Rest of them are desingned by some retard.
>>493153787Really? That sucks. The best thing I can buy this year at the end of the year is 5800x3D and 4070(regular one because I only have a 650 watt PSU) a bit of ram and additional ssd. And that would have cost me 1500 euros. Electronics aren't cheap where I live.
>>493153947>Mmm, spaghetti.
smoothis Balthazar such a ladies man in the lore to ?
>>493155384you want a 12gb card for total war btw, I can't play wh3 all max because of my 8gb vram 3070ti brick..
>>493155794I'm not sure threatening to kill someone with a transmutation spell counts as flirting
>>493155887Yeah 4070 is a 12gb vram card, but it's fucking 600 euros where I live.
>>493150875how do you expect lizards to build useful settlements when they don't even have thumbs
>>493155384Please, please do not buy a 12GB VRAM card in 2024/2025, contemporary games can require as much and you're buying a brand new GPU. Either go 4070ti Super or get something from AMD, their reputation for bad drivers is severely undeserved and outdated. I've had 0 driver crashes but I've been using Display Driver Uninstaller in safe mode to uninstall then install them without any leftovers
chorf bros, do you do half the settlements in a province outposts half factories or specialize diff regions by goin full fac/outpost?
>>493156668Outposts for early game. You need raw materials to upgrade your capital to tier 4 asap. Build 1 factory in your starting province and immediately get the seats on the tower mechanic that gives you arms and raw materials.Also ports are excellent for factories. As well as some resources either boots factories or mines. Look up from google if you want to min/max.
>>493156621I don't have money nor PSU for a a4070ti super. I have to also upgrade cpu ssd and ram...
>>493157645nah just asking playing on normal no need to min max too hard, I grabbed the arms one in zharr, but ogre shits grabbed an eastern settlement while I was taking over that orc province in the west
>>493156048>Gelts secret collection of petrified Cathayan women.
the fuck is my wife doing
I can only play female lords that have nude mods
>>493158921Some bitch was talking shit.
>>493158921>female faction leader has programmed in woman momentSasuga CA, AI diplomacy is superb, realiastic and loreful.
>>493151507i had to fight vampires and there were a lot
>>493160402did vampires get secretly buffedi started an elspeth campaign and the VC are being far more difficult to kill than i remember
>>493160402wish i could steal this warlord but idk where he'd take attrition damageoh well
I literally can't play factions that don't have ranged supremacy
>>493156668depends on the number of regions and the layout, three minors I usually go one factory two outpostsany province with the trade resources that boost one of the outputs I go full hog on itfactories are also good on bottlenecks thanks to the walls and decent garrison and sometimes its worth the slight inefficiency sticking one where it might not otherwise fitotherwise I generally set up everything as outposts while conquering and go back late once the area is secure to start investing in the minors since the loss of some outpost is whateverI also sometimes build up outposts to T3 then convert them to factories to skimp on the ore investment since gold is much easier to come by than ore once you have the luxury of not needing to penny pinch anymore
>>493160771>>493157645what about towers is it worth to turn every province capital into one of those or keep em as outposts/factories anyway?
>>493158921That shit is hard coded i think. Same with Tiranoc vs Ellyrion war. In one of my campaigns, i raised their relations with influence but they never peaced out.I hate unavoidable shit in sandbox games.
>>493158921>elves killing elvesnever catch this type of retardation among the noble dawi
>>493161078Capture all major settlements as Towers.
>>493161078I put a tower in every capital because every tower defends the rest of the province with lmao dreadquakesyou also need them for all the buildings you care about that provide heroes and access to recruitment for rearming or raising defendersthe warmachine building should be in every tower because it gives you global recruitment capacity and reduces global recruitment times to almost nothing so you can just build armies in one turn anywhere they're set upthere's only a couple weird places you can't put towers like that coast right above kugath
>>493160661oh wait nevermind lol>>493160638i got the vampire crisis
>>493160402Why 3 KAs? They have really low hp to be actually usefull in battles.
>can't confed other chorfsdamn, too proud I guess
>>493162028it's part of your tower of zharr mechanic you nig
>>493162028You can confederate everyone except Overlods of Zharrduk at the top of the Tower of Zharr mechanic. Overlords faction has to be killed.
>>493161763It was a stack I just threw together without much thought. Just recruited and dumped in a bunch of heroes since I had a bunch of unused slots. I was going to use them to do agent things but I got tired of moving heroes around so there they all are.
>>493162028he is your boss
>>493158114Fair enough but I urge you to hold off for as long as you can (unless you know you'll be able to sell the 4070), a 12GB VRAM card is unacceptable for something that's supposed to be 'mid tier'. I firmly believe there will be an upping in VRAM requirement and getting a 4070 is just playing into Nvidia's hand where they'll continue to release cards with sub-optimal memory
>>493158921One of them is a Slaaneshi whore.
...all things aside, Chorfs are a pain and a half to deal with as VC, their army abilities (Dreadquake etc.) do unspeakable things to sluggish infantry. Mannfred has to carry hard flinging spells left and right
>>493163418bro you black knight mannfred doom stack?
how mad do chaos dwarfs make normal dwarfs?
>>493163679they will kill you on spot for reminding them of their existence
>>493163857what if its a group of chorfs that walk into a bar filled with dwarfs though will they instantly attack em or what
>>493163936yeah
>>493163539Elaborate, he doesn't have any unique unit buffs, he just has access to very good spellcasting abilities. For the record, I had a 9 chevron BK unit, it went *poof* when Chorfs dropped a Dreadquake salvo on top of it while I was busy with micro
>>493163936what if it was a lady dwarf with big, big hoo has.i mean shes really bussin'
>>493164205gyatt is gyatt
>>493128349>RightBuilt for being used as Queek's exclusive breeder, kept in a gilded cage of relative luxury and cleanliness and forced to constantly pump out litter after litter of blackfur pups. She's long since stopped resisting after seeing the fate of her sister(and being threatened with having all her limbs removed after the Nth escape attempt) and now meekly lets Queek rut her and seed her.[BAD END]>LeftBuilt for being dismissed as too wild to tame as a breeder and tossed out to be gangraped by a frenzied mass of the entire warren's worth of skavenslaves until both her holes are prolapsed. The vermintide is endless and so are their thrusting red cocks. Eventually the tide of rodent flesh subsides, revealing her limp bruised body, asphyxiated to death from having her airways clogged by greasy clanrat cum.[GAME OVER]
>>493109253is cathay basically the 40k equivalent of imperiumworship god-emperor as the main cultemperor's kids running around causing troublecelestial dragon guard seem to be treated like space marine equivalent based on the yuan bo short storyidk maybe i'm just reaching too far
>>493164810A mix of pained squeaks and screams escaped Queek's mouth as the Dawi brought his sledgehammer down on his ankle. Earlier the Dawi force shattered Queek's force near Eight Peaks and Queek was wounded by a thunderer volley, the Dawi quickly recognized him as the warlord of the pathetic rat host. The Hammerer continued hammerin' the rest of Queek's leg as ironbreakers held him in place. The pounding continued as every bone was crushed into fragments and dust and blood and meat splattered. The Dawi executioner went to down a mug of beer before he continued. He switched to the next leg repeating the process as Queek screamed at the dwarfs to just kill him. The dwarf got annoyed and brought his hammer down on the rat's genitals leaving him breathless. Queek's arms were also completely mangled, thoroughly and brutally. Aafter his limbs were crushed, the Dawi executioner grabbed an axe and started chopping at the arms , going for the upper arms that still weren't completely crushed. Queek was dragged away and had chains tied tightly around the solid part of his upper legs, suspending him upside down on a scaffold. He was doused in in gyrocopter oil and the severed penis of Queek's rat lover Ska was pushed into Queek's mouth. Queek shook his head with the last of his strength struggling against the chains. But that was in vain as the Dawi brought forth a torch and set the rat on fire. Queek screamed for minutes until the flame suffocated him. The Dawi removed his head and sent his cleaned skull to High King Thorgrim
wtf sounds op
who the fuckI thought grimgor was gonna be my enemy not everything but him
>>493165423Based Dwarves
>>493165741>trading with beastmenwhat do they even offer to chorfs
>>493166343idk but they wanted to trade so why not
>>493165741grimgor seems to usually have more issues with tamurkhan and greasus these days so he's too busy to care about chorfs
>>493166343Manure for their booze and scat fetish
>>493166343Centigor milk is a key ingredient in making porridge for the slaves.Bestigor shit is great as fuel.Minotaur hooves are status symbols for Bull Centaurs.
>>493166343slaves
if I destroy unusual location, will I get another one in future?
Factions with heavy armour:MacedonRomeWestern RomeEastern RomeTroyHittitesSea PeopleCathayDwarfsWarriors of ChaosDo you like heavy armour?
>>493156621Holy shit. NTA, but I'm still using an RX6600XT with 8GB VRAM that I bought back around the time when TWWH3 released and so far the only troubles I had (or probably had) were driver crashes (not a big issue, only happens sometimes after alt-tabbing back into the game and the image recovers by itself after a few seconds of blackscreen and clicking "OK" on a pop-up window that informs me that's what happened) and prooooobably fps drops sometimes, but I added that "probably" there because I only notice them if I'm trying to focus on how the fps looks like rather than on what's happening in the game so it's not an issue for me.Loading speed issues which completely freeze everything for a split second that I'm sometimes getting when trying to speedrun Jedi Fallen Order is probably the only thing that's had any impact on my gaming experience ever since I bought that card and I don't even know if that's related (only bought that game this year during Steam's summer sale).
>>493166936looks like hes shitting on ogres? for now
news soon...
>>493165423They'll cut your dick in hal, and feed it to a pigand though it hurts you'll laugh, and dance a dickless jigthat's just the way it goes, in war you're shat uponthough you die, the skavendom lives on!
>>493168436It lets me autoresolve easier, so yes
>>493168436Almost exclusively, I don't like unarmored factions like Slaanesh, Gaul, Egypt(Pharaoh) or Huns also Elves have pretty high armour, particularly High Elves, you also missed Chaos Dwarfs.
>>493165451high elves used to be the kings of stacking a shit ton of heroes with certain traits and followers like that in a single province and ballooning your gpt to ludicrous levels.I don't know if they ever did anything about it actually
>Skaven see other races as disgusting, filthy things useful only as slaves or as puppets to do their bidding>skavenfags meanwhile... RAT COCK! RATS FUCK ELVES YEAH! RAT COCK OHHHHH!BEHEAD all skavencoomers
>>493168825>I don't know if they ever did anything about it actuallyThey did, a bunch of those traits got changed entirely.
been playing on hard for a the last few hundred hours should I move up to very hard? thinking about an azhag campaign
>>493168825They nerfed the trait that increases tax income by 3% and building income by 15% province-wide, I believe it is called "entrepreneur" however there is a mod that un-nerfs it.
>>493168854im p sure being degraded is one of the fetishes of ratfag-freaks bwo
>>493168681https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LonKGuS9uuQ
Did Gelt lose items in WH3? I only have-Amulet of Sea Gold (Talisman)-Cloak of Molten Metal (Enchanted Item)-Staff of Volans (Arcane Item)For some reason I remember him having 5 unique items one in each slot back in WH2. I'm almost max level with him in my current campaign.
>>493168854It is elfcoomers that make the posts about rat-elf relations thoughbeit..
stupid motherfuckers stole my seat
>>493169267There's a "quests" tab in your character screen that shows all the quests for his legendary items.
>>493169140neverfuckingmind, just double checked, the tax increase is factionwide.Every Entrepreneur trait you get(can only roll on mage heroes) increases your income factionwide by 3% and it stacks additively and infinitely.
>>493169492I finished all of them which is why I'm asking. I'm far beyond the level threshold for the quests, have done everything except for long victory, etc.
>>493169304I don't care. Kill all ratcoomers, elfcoomers, and beastcoomers.
>>493169650Lizardcoomers, rise!
>>493169827rising!
Are there any heavily armoured factions in Three Kingdoms?
>>493169827I 've fallen at the Fallen Gates and I can't rise
>>493170117Technically playing as the Emperor during the Yellow Turban Rebellion, the Imperial army you're given is basically an Urban Cohort stack from Rome 1
>>493170117From what I remember, almost all late-game units in 3K are walking tanks.
>>493169267>>493169603Yeah I just finished checking, he used to have a full Unique item loadout. I disabled all my (mostly graphical) mods, verified my game files, and checked again on a new save. He only has 3 now? The fuck.
>>493168457jedi fallen order has garbage optimisationgame was barely playable at launch, I don't know if they fixed it
>>493170825You get the other two from college.
Has Pharoah been engoodened? Worth picking up yet?
>>493171031more like enchuddened
the lore mod sure is cool
>>493171031If you like the time period then definitely.If you like Troy then definitely.If you are a Warhammer-only player then definitely not, you'll find it boring.
>>493171074my game often freezes for couple of seconds when I hover over those events
>>493171074Can play the game with out it anymore. Tarmukhan campaign was one of the best campaigns I have ever played and it had a lot to do with this mod. It got me so immersed in the game and me being a big bad warlord destroying everything in my path.>>493171319Same. But it doesn't last long so it's ok.
astragoth went crazy this fight
Oh no! General Dogburglar's 18th Wissenlander has been caught strung out on the march by Azhag's WAAAGH double stack. Can they reform into battle formation in good order before the greenskin horde falls upon them?
>>493168681Weak ESL seethe response ratfag
>>493173320idk why but I get the feeling that guys' russian
damn rarely see this
>demonic trannies rule the worldhits a bit close to home eh lads?
>>493173198Nevermind I got shit on because of my RP deployment scheme I ain't posting that shit.
they're so cute when they're scared
>>493174446thorgrim is often one of the first dawi factions to die. they are sandwiched between greenskins
>>493171031I have no idea what that means, but the game is very fun
>>493174752he blobbed when i played empire/cathay
>>493174667it's okay I forgive youI'll let them know their commander was "just having a laugh" in the letters to their families.
is gelt a certified dawi-bro?
>Empire's huntsman generals have Scottish accentsBut why?
>>493175037he just wants your goldblast em
>>493175162A cant
>>493175162they stole malakai's
>>493175037Dwarfs love this man.And this man loves dwarfs.Relatedly, I always rush to make alliances with dwarves just because dwarf infantry is such a good holding unit, and their short height lets your handgunners shoot easily over their heads.
>>493174723Careful, a skink backed into a corner is a fearsome foe, a desperate and cornered skink can fight off an Ogre.
what's with the chocobos
What single entity has the best stats in all of Total WarI was thinking that it would be between:AchillesLu BuTyrion
>>493175763k-k-kinoe!
>>493175907I'd like to see anybody short of a lategame Imrik manage to fight evenly with The Spirit of Grungni.
Did they ever fix Norsca in WH3?
>>493175763Culchan are a real creatures from Lustria.Should be an Amazon units.
>>493176067The giant Dwarf Thunderbarge?Malekith and Valkia might be able to.
>>493175907the changling, obviously. He's them, but better
>>493176426Never seen that stat mod before.
>Still no Neferata DLC>No High and Dark Elf unqiue mechanics>No geomantic web rework>Kislev is stuck with that trash """""race"""">Movement bugs galore>You dont get right amout of slaves/labour if you kill an army inside a settlement.>Every patch manages to brake some random shit.>No one knows if Norscan monster hunt mechanic works or not because no one plays norsca>TKs and Bretonnia got power crept so hard, they are barely playable on legendary.Bros...
>>493176554Not him but it's really useful so long as you know what the icons represent.
>teleport ambush Khalida>auto-resolve because I know I'll get fucked in a actual fight>army is extremely weak and will lose to the other army right there>force peace so they won't attack meJust as planned all hail the raven god
>>493176067>manage to fight evenly with The Spirit of Grungni.A DE master on pegasus can 1 v 1 that.
>>493176585Neferata is certainly comingHigh Elves are getting a DLC next yearLizardmen are confirmed to be getting a reworkKislev will get another DLC before the endCA will fix the movement bugs when they make a new engineMath is hard. Nobody gets paid enough to count slaves.All interns deserve a 5th chanceNorsca is getting a reworkBretonnia is free and you get what you pay for, Tomb Kings will get a buff alongside the final DLC
>>493176847People that say Tzeentch is weak have never actually played them.Powerful both in battle and on the campaign map.
>>493177005>Lizardmen are confirmed to be getting a reworklol. this time they'll get it for sure...
>>493177005WH3 will be ported to a new engine? You sure? Sounds like smth that requires as much work as making a new game
should I feel bad about AR sieges with only garrison present?
>>493178693No, you should only feel bad when you win a battle with AR that you think you'd lose manually.
>>493178573>gets new engine>has some excellent new features>overall it breaks so much shit it's barely worth it>CA stops development on WH3>community modding split between old engine version of game and new enginebased
When do you think Warhammer 3 will receive its final DLC?
>>493179246winter 2025
He's a cuck after all
>>493179535That is like 3 more DLCs at most.
Warhammer 3 has 4 DLCs remaining.
>>493179974Legend says its been reduced to two. Slaanesh and Nagash.
>Legend said
>>493180065My sources corroborate:Khorne DLCSlaanesh DLCDogs of War Race PackEnd Times Expansion
Best custom factions from Mods?
The AI is smart enough to scout the trees, but not smart enough to not continue walking into the slaughter bowl
>most of /twg/ misses out on the hardest and best campaign (Katarin) because Kislev's aesthetics are so badTruly a dreadful thing.
>>493179246DLCs will keep coming untill/if the next game is a bigger sale.People dont seem to understand that wh3 funds everything CA is doing right now.
>>493179548>Slaanesh event>Art depicts 2 pink horros of TzeentchMalekith is scheming. He is going to tear down slaanesh trannies from the inside.
>>493181461what, what's wrong with the aesthetics?
if you play greenskins and your faction leader is defeated by another greenskin LL, do you get confederated into the ai's faction and lose the campaign?
>>493175037>Gelt likes gunpowder >Dawi bros invented gunpowder >Gelt needs his air support in cathnamYep, based gelt
The AI chorfs get much more tower of zrak resources than me, think I'm missing something... is sacrificing slaves the only way to farm those?
>>493183561Oh wait there's also buildings that give em, but the AI shouldn't be getting as many as they are I think, they're not doing shit
Lmao
>>493184767he looks like he's ready to boogie
>>493171031Been having a good time with it, worth it if you liked Troy or history titles. The campaign customization options and minor faction selection are cool and I'd be happy if they make it into future games.
>>493183143>>493175037>guns, gold, and gunpowder
Imagine if CA made a 40k game instead of Hyenas...Space Marine 2 have 1 million preorders...Games Workshop now has a new favorite dev and they're Kislevites...
Can I get a brainlet explanation for what commanderys and countys are for 3k?Is commandery the region, like for example Poyang and the counties are the settlements within like HaihunI've got hundreds of hours into this and other TW titles but not once did I ever really think much about settlement effects and what consitutes what
>>493186332>Imagine if CA made a 40k game instead of Hyenas...half the characters would have been female space marines and it would have flopped spectacularly, glad the hyneas devs all got fired instead
>>493186332wasnt space marine 2 written but a literal tranny and also set in the nu-40k setting? its not going to be good although it could make money
>>493187037if its more of the same of space marine 1 its gonna be good and all the reviews say it is
>>493187170oh the reviews say so? well SHIT man where do i preorder?you fucking nigger retarded faggot. the same reviews that were giving concord or whatever 3 out of 5 stars?
>>493187308I'm talking about community reviews not paid off IGN reviews, and they're all excellent, and they're usually right, and they were shitting on concord from day 0, not every game is politicized and frankly I don't care if they have tranny writers or not, the game seems great
What is it with Scotsmen getting triggered by Rome 2? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjkmxMvo2iU
does any one play this dead (sovl) game anymore
another day another Zilong W
Can I have tips for starting Heinrich? I'm struggling with his start.
>>493187757Not in the mood for standard med2 rn but I'll try 3rd age soon
I have been thinking about the massive amount of DLC that the next Total War game will have.
Total War games without DLC:Total War games without DLC (Making an exception for the blood pack):Thrones of BritanniaPharaoh
>>493188894ToB has a dlc page in the menu and it looks like this, a bit sad
>>493189150I wonder what DLC they had planned.
>>493188894>>493189150they forced everyone who bought ToB when it released on steam to donate to import nigger africans into england unironically
Make a list about the potential units that we might see in the next DLC.
>>4931892701066 campaign feels like a likely contender. Maybe a Romano-British one where you fight the angles and saxophonesWill be a broken record on this but they should have just merged ToB and Charles in Charge and made 8th-10th century total war, then for medieval 3 If ever and if not never ever stops starting around 1066 and goes 1169 or so.>>493187650Scots are just miserable bastards.>>493178573Oh no of course it won't. He means movement bugs will be fixed on a new engine and new game.>>493189828Morghasts (flying spookier shabti basically?) and dread abyssals for nagash.
>>493190397They did actually add a Norman invasion event to Thrones of Britannia.
>>493189270There's the blood DLC, no?
>>493188198VC don't really need to hold territory due to the raise dead mechanic, the lore accurate way to play Kemmler is as a wandering murderhobo
>>493190703There is ig it's on that list if u don't own it but I do
>>493190397felt like. Past tense my bad. CA just needs to learn to go big then focus on something. Imagine if WH2 had just helves and just delves, only the vortex map and later on you got araby and nehekhara and so on>>493190503Oh neat. Then I'm not sure aside of a Romano-Briton "Real life Arthur" one. Like with Egypt/Pharaoh some stuff historically is more popular in a context that isn't total war. Like people love Egypt for waifus, for city building (You say Pharaoh, I say children of the nile), for the gods, but not for the warring. People like vikings, but more in the action game sorta way than the drab realism way. I might be wrong there as I'd expect Danes and shit to be popular if M3 came out but not as popular as Teutons, Brits, ect.
>>493190503chaos invasion (normans)
for now on we do things the new way, the old way.
>>4931903971200 is lame, it should be late medieval era like med 2 so we can get gunpowder and other innovations
>>493191503Wait I forgot med 2 also starts 1200 but it covers like 400 years lmao
the iron century start in ck2 was really cool. i think the Iranian Intermezzo
>>493183930If it's anything like kislev church thing then the ai build them in every settlement.
Does the changeling ever attack the player? He's right next to one of my undefended settlements
so with grombrindals talents focusing on new tech, what would happen if thorek and the white dwarf were in the same room together?
Does anyone else have this feeling playing newer m TW games that if you're not expanding the AI is and it'll pull up with mega stacks if you don't hurry and rush expansion every single campaign? Wish I could take it easy and slow again like when I was a kid, did like 300 turns Rome 1 before capping the map then lmao, these days I feel bad ending turns wo pushing expansion expansion expansion
Wazzock!
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>>493192412i played a slow belegar camping and it was nice since you think dwarves as being defensive and holing up. the AI was sending massive amounts of stacks but after dealing with them they stopped pretty much and then i marched out of my holds. i think they basically ran out of money or something with the script told them to stop swarming
Does the changeling ever attack settlements?
>>493192916he never does anything
>>493192371>>493192916No, I think they butchered his AI just like they did to beastmemes.
>>493192412it sucks how focused on map painting the game is. like in real life portugal has existed as a country for 900 years and was a world power for a while, but in medieval 2 if you aren't playing as them they will probably get wiped off the map by like turn 12. there are too many mechanics tied to having lots of settlements and trade income has only been good in like 2 games.
>>493192376He'll kneel because the White Dwarf takes precedence even to the High Kang
>>493192851WH in particular is a bit more annoying because they collect levels while you don't if you don't fight, so what are u gonna do against a fucking undead or the khan that's 3x or 4x your lords level, I guess u can always shoot them, but if ur faction can't do that, I'm p sure the khan and his shitty lizard is literally invincible in melee
>>493193259Yeah I was thinking of med 2 as well a bit, even with Venice you have to map paint, rly silly, when the playstyle should be building up 2-3 extremely wealthy regions then just doing what u want when u sally out with mega elite troops
>>493189828Ogres are getting birds and a reskinned Stonehorn.Greenskins are getting a Colossal Squig.Khorne is getting Gors (dual-axe) ((armoured)) (((frenzy))).
>>493193290counterpointTHE. OLD. WAYS.
>>493189828GreeniesColossal Squig (soft confirmed)Goblin Spear ChukkasBig StabbaSome form of proper Orc unit. Maybe cavalry or just black orc weapon variantsMangler Squigs maybeFor characters they still have a fuckton of big/warbosses to work with. I predict forest gobbo big boss as a skirmisher/harassment unit and savage orc warboss for savage orc representation
man I really like the look of the beast path mapsI hate that they made most of them long and narrow though
Thoughts on Golgfag being a melee/ranged hybrid?
>>493194716I don't want to see another goblin unit in my fucking life
>>493194993arent maneaters hybrids? it makes sense...
ogres = trollssavage orcs = orcshobgoblins = goblinsgoblins = gnoblars/koboldsonly trve vnderstanders will get my post. upboat if you got it!
>>493194536Well, THE White Dwarf is the oldest of old.
>>493191503M2 started 1070, but you're right. Had a discussion on that a few topics back. You have a few choices:>Modular TPY (Pharaoh style) but tie events to the proper yearMeans you will generally never see anything because at 2TPY it's 200 turns to progress 100 years and very very few play 200 turns.>Modular TPY but divorce events (black death, mongols, gunpowder) from a specific year, make it a range/dynamicMakes it more exciting for when events happen, but also forces stuff to happen sooner. >Modular TPY but really shrink the campaign period range to around 100 years or so.Risk of DLC bloat/nickle and diming, but you'd get your 1070 campaign, your pre-mongols one, your pre-fall of constantinople one.Personally I've shifted from wanting Medieval 3 to wanting Renaissance. Come around to seeing around 1513 to be a dynamo choice because you are packed to the gills with big shit, big events, big characters. Luther and the reformation, Henry the 8th, Cortez, Montezuma, Incans, Alberquerque the Moorslayer, Mister chinman Charles V not quite adult but soon to be, Selim the Grim and Suleiman is adult from the get go, Shah Ismail I, Babur, Francis I, I think the Kalmar Union is about to break apart, you've even got the Sengoku Jidai although all the famous guys appear later on. CA could even shitpost and have some Da Vinci war weapons as an optional DLC.>>493194993Not my favorite kind of lord but he'll be melee heavier I expect, more 75/25 than 50/50 so I can dig it.
>>493194536The manlets know the White Dwarf is one of their oldest High KangzThe only thing higher than the White Dwarf is one of their ancestor godsNaturally the White Dwarf doesn't interfere with day to day modern manlet affairs and will never disrespect a current High Kang so he stays away unless the plot dictates he must be needed
>>493195193I will now buy your game.
>>493193259Portugal was briefly ruled by Spain for about 60 years or something but yeah. It's always been kind of an oddity to me how this one patch of Iberia just somehow stayed independant when all of the others just became part of Spain.
>>493199368Combination of the fact we had naval advantage over them in terms of tech and doctrine, and the fact the Brits kept us guarantied.
>>493192412I take it slow anyway
>>493192412They make it hard to build tall since settlements can have different sized building slots instead of correlating directly to the size of your city's population. Dorfs getting undercities was the best thing for them in that regard.
>Legend put Greatswords at B tierIts over, Empirebros... we finally have a good enough frontline...
>>493203958Didn't he put long rifles and ironsides in C below handgunners? He's a fucking idiot, those outperform regular handgunners by miles.
>>493203285does that even still work anymore ever since tranny toady made animals gay?
>>493204063Both got nerfed because MPfags hated them, he thinks Nuln Ironsides and Long Rifles are B because he thinks Ironsides are more expensive + less entities and only slightly beat Handgunners but require a lot more to get and thinks Long Rifles are only good under certain conditions but worse than the other 2
savescumming to reset the AI's goldfish memory is acceptable behavior
>>493204547>Both got nerfed because MPfags hated themI hate those people so fucking much it's unreal. But god forbid they nerf elves or skaven. FUCK ME IF I WANT GOOD EMPIRE GUN UNITS.
If you play MP you are Chinese.
>>493204547TURIN-SAMA, I KNEEL!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>493203958>>493204063not this fucking shit again
>>493206419Some of the battle maps look so cozy. Imagine having a nice little picnic there.
the Changeling is actually based and fun wtf?
Fun fact 1: none of the upcoming lords are spellcasters.Fun fact 2: none of the upcoming lords will be stronger than Tamurkhan.Fun fact 3: none of the upcoming paid lords will be more fun than the upcoming free lord.
>>493209191cathay has insanely pretty maps but I hate fighting there
>>493209984Personally I'm looking forward to a DLC of heroes that all just want to run in and get bashing without any tricks
>>493210360*lords, whatever
>>493210360Then you are in luck, fellow group lock and right click Anon.
>>493210132I hate rice
>>493209438probably my longest played campaign (still only like 130 turns lol) with the huge discounts to requesting allies you can rack up with the rare followers you can find, you can truly create a chaostide you can actually control, and the schemes make it compelling to go everywhere.Truly a tzeentchian experience
>>493210776Yeah it's a super easy creative mode campaign for kids who don't understand the game on a deeper level like me
>>493209984Is Kislev getting some gunpowder units?
>>493210776Also, just unlocked Aekold for the first time, and he's awesome toowtf bros... is Chaos actually... cool?
>>493211448the blue scribes are where it's atmy only regret is playing the campaign without an auto resolve mod. I ended up playing only a couple battles with those lil guys because everything was always an auto decisive victory
I want to plap Katarin until she braps
>>493211169fuck off athena you dumb nigger, so sick of your shit
>>493211769Who? I'm just an american that really likes guns.
>>493211624james joyce moment
>>493212367what does this means?
It means elf women are weak to anal
Orc Boyz (Spearz) is just a preview for when we get Da Big Stabbas
this is going to be a productive eclipse. Really sick of fighting skaven though... I wanted to fight lizards. Swear to god mange and pestilens have grabbed two settlements for every one I razed and defiled. Thank god for the settlement blocking of herdstones, WoC/norsca should have something similar.
double choke maps are KINO
>>493213046back in my day we had single choke maps and would larp as the 300 spartansvgh...
I think the amethyst units might be a little overpowered.
>>493213456ikit can still erase your empire by sending only hero unitschangeling can't loseoverpowered in this game means baseline
Renamed my wizards to have the names of the current(or, well, latest up until the End Times) leaders of each College of Magic. Excluded from the screenshot is Gelt, who's off adventuring in the southlands for lizard trinkets, and a Grey Wizard named Christoph Engel(after the one from Vermintide)
I feel compelled to always have all of Tarmukhans chieftains in his army but I don't think that's a good way to play.
>>493213654Now this is roleplaying
>>493212418
>>493214279What I usually do is have them all in Tamurkhan's army until like eventually, as I start being able to afford new armies, peeling them off and moving them into their own armies one by one so that they can like soecialize itI like imagine it like as Tamurkhan's horde grows, he ends up like entrusting them more and needing more organization, with being captains and lieautenants to their own armies
>>493214279Same with Wulfhart's gangAlso I always keep Gotrek, Felix and Ulrika togetherI split them up before for efficiency (since heroes are force multipliers and you need an actual force to multiply) but felt guilty
>>493215226>>493214279Same again with Belegar's ghost posse
>>493214428I keep the same names for Elector Counts as well. They're the only ones allowed to show their faces. All the rest of my army leaders are given the helmet(through a generic lord variant selector mod) and renamed to have "general" as a prefix. I do this because I like to imagine my Empire has having successfully passed the cusp of industrialization and is beginning to develop the state troop system into something that resembles a modern centralized army. This is probably setting me up for some societal turmoil and revolution later as the new meritocrats begin to push up against the remaining powers and privileges held by the Elector Counts and other nobility. But that's for Karl Franz to deal with in 500 turns' time. For now the nation is too distracted by WAAAGHs from without and vermintides from within to splinter.
>>493217317I just use the legendary lords mod, and then the one that lets you take on LL's from destroyed factions, so that way they aren't killed off.
>>493217317What skin is that on Elspeth?
>>493174667this amuses me
>>493214279The autism nightmare of trying to work out the logistics of starting to spread them out to other armies to make full use of them is much worse. Working which army gets what hero based on how your generals are built and what units they have, and trying to make a thematic but decent comp that makes good use of the unique bonuses, then having to recruit/trade units around to get everything set up right. Brang my campaign to a screeching halt
>>493217587I have one but it only works for LLs, the electors don't count. At least I do get Boris.>>493217648One of the beautification ones on the workshop. I like anime girls.>>493217661It was rough, I tried to deploy on the rolling embankment on the left side of the road but got outflanked by a whole raiding party of boar boyz. General Dogburglar escaped but the 18th Wissenlander was wiped out except for a unit of handgunners :(
>>493217648https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3269008174
>>493218135lmao
>>493218135
>>493218135I wanna plap her so bad VGH
Its Warhammer 3 dead?
>/twg/'s "I recognize that bulge!!" moment
shut the fuck up retard
Kruti
FAG
>current year of your lord>no newsSad!
holy shit, this chaos sorceror of nurgle hero will NOT stop throwing up on the campaign map, like back to back to back animationsits kinda funny
>>493220749HURRRRGGGHH
Bro kugath's start just fucking sucks.It's turn 10 and grand zombie lord chuckle fuck is already cruising around with three 20 stacks.
>>493210132Campaigns in and around Cathay are basically off-limits to me since their battle maps cut my FPS in half.
>>493220920Nevermind I hit that retard with the old divide and conquer.Never been so back, praise nurgle, grandfather smiles on us.
>>493217990>keeping elspeth and not finding a way to turn her into emanuelleruined it start over
>Is that a FUCKING player????>Well, at least you're not a dwarf on the other side of the world...
How is Wurzag in SFO
>>493222585e 'az mighty mystik powaz
>>493222687Iz gud
Are lizardmen fun to play?
>>493212926WoC and Norsca get those chaos monuments on the ruins they make, shooting chaos corruption through the roof. But since the AI gets PO and atteition cheats it's a nothingburger.Where's mr T's start in 3 btw? In 2 I remember smacking elves until I got a good stack going and then going for the donut for the sword of khaine. After that I gave his army to someone else and let him solo stuff for the spectacle of it
>>493222836i enjoy some of their nonstandard campaigns like nakai and oxyotlthe traditional campaigns are not as fun
>>493222836Depends on how much you enjoy Jurassic Park.
>>493222836Cool big dinos, dino air force, light infantry with skirmish focus, great mages. It's a BIG zoo. But weak campaign mechanics. At the very least, Nakai and Oxyotl are very unique by themselves and worth playing for that alone.
>>493066974Can't be. Seraphon don't have genitals.
>>493222836>>493130241Yea. Get a tanky lord if you like nuking blobs or a army buff lord if you like a an unatoppable tide /whatever untis the LL buffs
>>493223079it's the same it was in WH2I just changed my start location to lustria
>>493223409Changed thru mods or is it a feature in wh3? Never played it
I've seen people say that the Pharaoh is now fixed and actually good. Is that true or just shills? I'm craving for a new historical total war and I'm on the edge on giving Kangz a chance.
>>493223135>>493223204>>493223354Which lord has the most campaign mehanics?>>493223252Ah never mind ehhhh
I got the welf endgame crisis but these guys aren't part of it? even drycha the elf genocider is with the welfs.
>>493224672Tehehehehuan and Oxyotl for rituals and hunts.Nakai and Go-Rok for being a semi horde and having Lord Kroak, if you coint thise as a campaign mechanics. Kroak is amazing amd pairs so well with Gor-Rok, even if the actual mechanics are lacking
>>493204547Nuln Ironsides have not been substantially nerfed, wtf are you on about? Legend is just a retard, Nuln Ironsides are absolutely insane. They body Sisters of Avelorn.
they made the ai more aggressive like 2 but why is it not as fun as 2's aggressive ai?
>>493226351Because every AI is now Vlad with no restrictions on unit recruitment.
Total War's fucking dead right now. Pharaoh finally dropped under 1,000 players when it's been getting a consistent 1,200-1,900 daily for weeks and WH3's only at 11,000 right now. I get that it's early morning for burgers and bongs but it's never been this bad even at this time before.
that's crazy
>but it's never been this bad even at this time before.
>>493226651I'm sorry, I couldn't hear you over the sound of Tamurkhan soloing an entire army.
>>493227263>almost as low as literally the night before 5.2 droppedseriously grim
T'was the night before 5.2... WH3's DARKEST hour...
>SFO KairosOK, this is fucking epic. Cataclysmic spells? KINO.
Where do you think YOU'RE going huh?
>>493228465I love kairos but hate his starting position. COuld you tell me about the availability of the cata spells once you play
Both a very gay and very fun fight.
Now THAT'S the Skarbrand I know.
Should you recruit gobbos with swords as Grom?
>>493229592I think Kairos himself and Exalted Lords of Change can access them at a certain level.
>>493230841Seeing as you can't recruit Night Goblins on the off, why not?
The Cult of Pleasure got a little toy
>>493232536>he's even named like a perfume
>>493232536>>493232610>Verm>-essFemboy rat?
NO LIZARD TRINKETS?
>>493234268
>spearmaniicheck>bowmaniicheck>horsemanii on flanksnot visible but checknow this is TW I know and love
SHOOT THEM
>>493232536Should rename him Sirsknitch.
>>493234821Maybe this guynot a grey seer tho
>>493065545why would yuan bo use missile mirror when someone threw a cup at him
BOK BOK BOK THERE ARE REPORTS YOUR BLACK ARK IS SMUGGLING RATS PULL OVER NOW
>>493236193sorry we already have 2 coast retardsplay something else
Hi fellow paypigs, is DLC team interview or blogpost today??I wanna know more about the next product of TCLA that I will consoooooom
>>493236912I hope so.In 4 or 5 hours.
>>493236912me when khorne kontent.khorntent
>>493236731coast are my alliesplz note the colors on the health bars
>>493236912This is anti-white bigotry
>>493236912that pig has good taste in burgers. How does he feel about pizza?
Do you think they will reveal the Free Khorne character in a interview video or will they wait for the DLC release as usual ?
>>493239179I think they will reveal him in interview video. Also I think they will show how they expanded, or at least plan to expand the map.
why is queen bess so shit compared to dreadquakeisnt it supposed to be the strongest artillery piece ingame?i hit a temple guard entity with it and IT FUCKING GOT UPWHAT IS UR PROBLEM TCA
>>493239505powercreep and justifying 20 dollars for a race dlc
thoondabarge and dreadquake feel like the only actual T5 units in the gamethey just demolish everything
>>493239120NTP (not that pig) but I like pizza
>>493234973Add a plotting horny grey seer then!
I want my favorite faction to be in the second-to-last ever DLC. It maximizes the powercreep but the factions in the final DLC will be the ones who get bitched about for the rest of time.
>>493239505>i hit a temple guard entity with it and IT FUCKING GOT UPBased saurus
>>493242686fuck I hear the musicI have jojo brainrot.
>Gelt gets a whole colleges of magic rework outta nowhere>Empire still can't have mages as lords, only heroesCA are fags
>>493243478I mean like it makes sense
>>493243478>Gelt trait boost Wizard hero and LORD>No Wizard Lord
>>493243478>I WANTYYYYYYYYYYYYYY A WIN CAMPAIGN BUTTON NOW NOW NOW NOWWWW
>>493244325>spellcaster lord = instawintheres like at least a dozen factions with spellcaster lords thobeit
SUGARGUN
The empire barely trusts wizards and doesn't really want them to exist, but have to because they're usefulI dont really think like they'd like give them whole armies
>>493244325>nooooooooo muh lvl 1 spellcasting lord too strong to start withhhhhhlvl 1 skarbrand can kill whole armies by just making him charge through units
>>493244887>this thing is not op because other thing is opplease put a straw in your brain and start sucking slave
>>493239120He consooms all Pizza he loves Tilean grub
>>493245031correct, idiot. get fucked!
did you know that 95% of water is actually cringe and gay?
>>493244853Well you think wrong, because they do
>>493244853then you shouldn't open your mouth when wizard lords leading armies has been a thing forever
you are clearly ugly
>Empire Wizard Lord was a thing in every editions>/twg/ lore experts will now explain to us why Empire should not have them
I AM NO ORATOR
Is Concord Sony's Hyenas?
>>493246424Ratmeat
>>493246424>one of our companies just tried to make a soulless diversity is are strength shooter and it was so bad that we had to step in and kill it before it could be released to the general public>NOW WATCH US DO THE SAME SHIT BUT RELEASE OURSwhat the fuck
>>493246309Empire haters continually out themselves as lorelets despite claiming Empirefags are the ones asking for lore unfriendly stuff. Pure projection.
just picked up chorfsi dont usually play bad guysbut these guys are pretty cool
>Quest battle stack reproduces >Chase lone offspring>Instantly recruits 6 units and comes back to kick my assYou mother fuckers are about to eat so many gazes of nagash you have no idea.
>>493246708SupposedToSuck
come to lustria
>>493246424Concord was released so at least a few hundred faggots bought itthat's objectively more successful than something that never made it out the doorsadly Concord lasted so briefly we'll probably have even less actual game footage to make fun of than Hyenas which at least had a lot of ecelebs they had test it recording their shit
>Gunpowder factions COULD look really good with actual smoke and muzzle flash effects>Already had this in previous games>Release TWW1 with neutered gunpowder>Don't update it in TWW2>Don't update it in TWW3>Modders fix itWhy are CA such cucks? The game is at LEAST half as kino as it could be simply because of how stripped down they made it
>>493247317By all accounts Hyenas cost less to produce and market so Concord is 100% the bigger loss.
as a fantasoy appreciator, i do miss the sovl of histochads games
miao? what kind of a STUPID name is that
>>493248069a trve larp
>>493246834https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn6knF58dI0
I hope they find a way to shoehorn the chaos realm battlemaps into immortal empires.All that work goes unseen now and it's not the maps fault they were stuck in a shitty campaign.
>>493248695Get pincer'd, kid.
>>493248789It's dumb as hell that they have this extremely oddly-shaped bit of map here that seems like it would be the perfect place to put the Chaos Realms but they don't. Literally just copypaste it over from RoC and toss some one-way or daemon faction-locked teleport gates leading to the material world and you're done.
>>493248789they should just be used in thoroughly corrupted regionsthough I'm sure that level of sophistication is beyond modern ca
>>493247323>>493247323>>493247323
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