Nautiloid Escape EditionPC trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuCfkgaaa08PS5 trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wW4Fdh6zFM>News:Patch 7: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-7-now-live_121Patch 6: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-6-now-live_108Patch 5: https://baldursgate3.game/news/patch-5-now-live_99>Wiki:https://bg3.wiki>Mods:https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/>FAQ:>Q: How often should I long rest?>A: Many companion and romance interactions occur when long resting. Some early lower priority camp scenes can also be missed if higher priority ones are queued. To advance companion quests or romances, make sure to long rest often.>Q: Can I recruit Minthara without going down the evil path?>A: If you knock her out in Act 1, yes. You do miss out on the sex scene, but otherwise the romance remains the same.>Q: Underdark or Mountain Pass?>A: Either, or both. It's recommended to clear both on higher difficulties for the experience and loot. Both connect to the same Act 2 map.>Q: Is The Dark Urge essentially "Tav+"?>A: Yes. You get additional content, BUT there are points where if you've chosen to resist the Urge and/or don't complete quests the "right" way, you'll have to pass additional checks to avoid losing companions.>Q: Are there any consequences to consuming tadpoles?>A: No, for the most part. However if you've consumed any tadpoles, there will later be a DC21 Wisdom check to reject the Astral-Touched Tadpole, which affects your appearance if consumed.>Q: Should I enable Karmic Dice?>A: Karmic Dice will avoid streaks of very low or very high rolls, both for you and the enemy. It is recommended to disable it if you're specializing.>Polls:>Romance: https://strawpoll.com/NMnQ5kJXYn6>Race: https://strawpoll.com/kjn18WPzeyQ>Class: https://strawpoll.com/eNg69DKKjnA>Companions: https://strawpoll.com/bVg8o8l3VnYOP pasta: https://rentry.org/bggpastaPrevious thread: >>493344641
First for Gortash rape
Wyllhomies...our writer is done for...
>[Oath of Devotion] *Recite the words of your Oath.*>Honesty. Don't lie or cheat. Let your word be your promise.>Courage. Never fear to act, though caution is wise.>Compassion. Aid others, protect the weak, and punish those who threaten them. Show mercy to your foes, but temper it with wisdom.>Honor. Treat others with fairness, and let your honorable deeds be an example to them. Do as much good as possible while causing the least amount of harm.>Duty. Be responsible for your actions and their consequences, protect those entrusted to your care, and obey those who have just authority over you.
>>493405263cute frog
>>493405386https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lffg88WDRg
Touching Astarion’s ear tips
>>493405623https://youtu.be/1SbUt1-N-TU?si=ns7wPPs9SkS-9pbu
Piercing Astarions ears nonconsensually
>>493405263If a character falls down in act1, then can i find the corpse somewhere in Underdark?
Why is Wyll so much more popular than Minthara?
>>493405386Kev is done for, Welch is making gay dating sims, here's hoping John fucks off too or get hit by a horse or something. Get rid of the last shitty writer and larian is fixed.
>>493405834You have to be cunning or evil to get the drow pussy.
>>493405386He provoked the blade.
>>493405728Stop trying to rape him
Tell me about your new run/run you are planning anonsDid you notice any changes from the patch yet?
I'm a console boy. All I want is for someone to make Aylin's armor useable with the patch 7 mod shit.
>>493406157They made Astarion monogamous and added a line where Shadowheart finds Wyll dashing. BG3 can burn for all I care. Dogshit game, tranny devs and retarded fans.
>Wishing death on someone because you don't like their workYou're all sociopaths
More "major updates" confirmed oh my goodness gracious
>>493406157I was gonna try swords bard and romance Gale but the patch broke my game.
THE BLING OF BANE
>>493406308They consider crossplay and photomode major features, you ain't getting shit. BG3's development is over, they said it many times.>>493406267Cry me a river.
>>493406157Im playing a drow paladin, real fanatical about lolth and drow purity. In act 3 she finds out she’s a halfie. It’s obvious to everyone around her
Photomode for my dollies
Photomode? Where?
>>493406468THE FAT DICK OF BANE
>>493406157I still don't know what class would fit a Tiefling. A righteous Paladin is a little on the nose. Something like a Warlock or a Rogue would be appropriate, but I'm afraid these would be boring.
Patch 7 missionary over his grave
>>493406243They will, if no one does when you get modsupp bitch about it here and I’ll figure it out for you.
>>493406827>no content missionarywhy would you blue ball him like that
Why is no one talking about the new evil endings? Are they that bad?
>>493406551Does that destroy her to know she’s impure
>>493406801>tfw patch 7 was a """major""" update.
>>493406967Total Ego Death
>>493406157I'm still on the last patch.
>>493406941bro everyone just started a new game chill
>>493407056I like it
>>493407082everybody watched all of them on youtube already though
>>493406941The Bhaalist is kinda kino, but rest is meme or made for faggots like the astarionsisters.
>>493407170I didn’t Not bc scared of spoilers just don’t care too much
>>493407058Did you destroy the undead Astarion in accordance to Lathander's precepts?
>>493407509Astari-who? (I skipped him otherwise he was getting the attack button for holding a knife to my girl)
>>493406827missionary over his grave!!
>>493407509*with>>493407675Oh. All is well, then.
As Halsin and Shadowheart fall deeper for each other, he takes the lead as the MC running the party. His team rarely includes you so most of the game is sitting at camp with Gale and the pets and Withers asking about your relationship.Cut scenes with them sharing a tent, laughing and playing all through the night while you try to sleep next to "gassy Gale".The game proceeds this way where you get to hear about all the things they're doing in the world until they solve the crisis and live together in marital bliss, hiring you on as a caretaker (since you weren't involved much, you aren't entitled to much of the spoils)"I'm.... I'm really happy for you two" you manage to get out with a weak smile at their weddingThey smile politely and look at eachother"Oh, Astarion! Ahh, please do excuse us" Shadowheart says, leading Halsin away as you try to look casual standing by yourselfin the depths of your loneliness, regret, and misery, you turn as you hear Gale speaking to you"Have you tried the hyena ear?"You're too late to realize, you've already laid eyes on it, again.Gale tucks it away and eats some crackers, smiling, pleased with himself.
sigh
>>493407873I think it’s cute that you add a new bit for whoever you’re mad at this week
Halsin won
so pretty
>>493406801>A righteous Paladin is a little on the nose.Why? Zevlor is a paladin, one of the dawnmasters in Lathander monastery was also a tiefling paladin
>>493407873this is not my power fantasy
>>493406157Waiting for mods to be updated. Suffering.Honestly, I don't know but I know it will be a murderhobo Durge. Kill most of people on sight
>>493407028Show some respect! This patch saved your pathetic general.
Dawnmaster Sneed
>>493408114jfc those black bars are ‘uge
>>493408114They kissed afterward btw
>>493408170You put that in my head, I hate you
>>493406941If i'm honest, yeah.Of the default ones 2/4 are just plain murderhobo stuff that feel very nonsensical.The Origin ones are completely bizarre at times.Cinematic wise, they're not that hot either.>narrator speaks of you holding Absolute power>while only like 10-15 plebs are kneeling before you (guess there's engine limitation with showing more people)The only thing that stuck with me was the Durge ending with Shadowheart romanced>I thought we were going to save each otherSay what you want about her VA, she nailed that line.So yeah, endings aren't great but the VA performance is solid, i guess they poured their heart into it, knowing they might never play those characters again.
>>493408118No it was dawnmaster stockhold I think
>>493393426Modders need to write a thesis to justify a monogamy mod?
licking all the sweat off him after 20 hours straight of missionary
>>493408114WELL I DIDN'T ASK FOR ANY GODDAMN HELP
>>493408438Give his cock and balls a break
>>493408435Have you seen the average bg3 mod?
'Bit on the nose...
>>493408545>its natureSubtle.
>>493408530how dare
>>493406941they are kinda cringe ngl
>>493408545She's so racist, I gave the egg to Lae'zel instead
>>493408319Why didn't Karlach rip off her heart earlier and let one of her companions revive her?
>>493408848She has a point. No reason for Patrick Githman to come out.
>>493405493What face is that? Taorie's?
>>493408536I haven't
>>493408728He needs a BREAK
how can you say Act 3 is the worst when it has one of the best BOPPS in the game?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnIT4h53WTE
>>493408959You poor thing you HAVE to get all the major BG3 mods especially this one>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/5285
>>493409043I read this post in Ethel's voice btw, petal
>>493408973pookie will let me know when its time to stop
>>493408904Truth be told, I've actually lost that face since. I did that when I first began modding BG3 shortly after its release. I use this one now, from a mod collection I use, and I believe it to the same.
>>493409012because most of the quests are awful, the story is garbage and half of the companions don't have a satisfying companion quest
>>493409012Streets and faces... familiar sights... Astarion specifically also talks about how he feels alive again, how the colors of the city bring back ancient memories: we don't know his specific actions, but we can intuit from these dialogues a more "gentle" nature.
Why can't qwe just ask someone to turn our heads into goo with a stone then ask them to use true ressurection scroll on us? There, problem solved
>>493409043Yikes
>>493408872Revivify / scroll of revivify does not necessarily restore lost limbs or organs i believe.Gale's scroll of true resurrection should work, however.
in my runs Fagstarion unfortunately never makes it to Act 3 because I always stake him lol
>>493409580haha lol
Gale is the highest level character in canon (besides your OC Tav headcanon) btw
>>493409527I'm pretty sure whatever withers does is true ressurection tho
What the frog is "pookie"?
I don't visit twitter but you post everything about writers and VAs that I don't need it.
>>493409302see,this guy gets it
>>493409580This has never been done before! Wow!
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCa5X2m6dsgSlopGOD won.>SlopGOD won.SlopGOD won.>SlopGOD won.SlopGOD won.>SlopGOD won.SlopGOD won.
>>493409640He also has the fattest dick, coincidentally
>>493409727Amberlynn Reid
>>493409902Not balanced for 4+ let alone 4 Wolf is a shill btw and he lied as much as swen about the game hyped me up to omuch
>>493409902Stop posting that hideous hag
Yes, casuals and worthless cheaters like the slopswine always outnumbered honest players. Your point?
Killing Manthara as origin Wyll was so good.
>>493409902Larian called parties with over 4 people cute and valid. >>493410081seething chud
Lathander monastery is sovl overload
I'm thisobald thorm irl
>>493410313Average Astarion enjoyer
>>493409012Music playing in the Lower city is pretty neat.However, speaking of music, fighting big bad evil guys and the music suddenly looping a generic battle music you've been hearing since Act 1 kills the mood.When you take on an entire Sharran cloister, i don't want to hear the same music like when you fight some bandits - even the goblin(s) in Act 1 had their own theme.Past the Raphael fight (which can also sometimes start playing generic combat music after his theme played once) and the Brain fight, the boss fights in Act 3 lack unique music.
>>493409580truly unique post!!!
Larian developed the Explorer ruleset for dad gamers who just want to unwind with a cold one and shoot some goblins while having 100 hp at level 5. Your point?
>>493410081Seethe cope mald
>>493410503Boomers don't play BG3, they seethe at twitter posts and post cringy garbage on tik tok. Only gay millenials and zoomers play BG3
Astarion
I haven't replayed this game since I finished it at releaseHave they done any rebalances or major bugfixes to classes? I remember arcane trickster being quite underwhelming and broken at release
>>493410194when
>>493410740
>>493410503That sounds really comfy actually.
>>493410836
What triggers the ceremorphosis in the ending?
>>493410389The Mindflayer theme has its own distinct theme, with references to Mozart.The Shadow Cursed Lands too!
Just smash our heads with a big rock and use scroll of ressurection, problem solved
i forgot how hard Orpheus guards hit gad dayum
reminds me of times when shartfags spammed the same pics
>>493411142It was a different time.
>>493411142I am sorry, anon, Gale's scroll of True Resurrection is not for you, or for the disabled tiefling. What if your good friend Gale dies? Would you want him to come back through some measly Revivify?
>>493411076eating tadpoles
God I hate gays and fat women
>>493411331How many tadpoles? Is tt dependent on the astral-touched?
Reminder that John has wife.
Now that we won't get any content update /bgg/ will die a slow and painful death and from its ashes a new general will be born, /lagg/.
>>493411375Same, except I hate all women.
>>493411397>Is tt dependent on the astral-touched?no
>>493411397Ignore him, you can choose to become a squid right before the final battle
>>493410793>Have they done any rebalances or major bugfixes to classes?Some (multi)classes are (in)directly nerfed in Honor Mode. No significant buffs to anything that I can recall.
Astarion feet Astarion feet Astarion feet Astarion feet Astarion feet Astarion feet Astarion feet Astarion feet Astarion feet Astarion feet
>>493411468>/bgg/ will die a slow and painful deathCan't happen soon enough
>>493411468Can you post some more of the cute space girls I want to save all the ones you had before I fuck off for good at the end of this run.
https://youtu.be/Pdv0kRtzvZwhttps://youtu.be/crC7sEnV1J4
>>493411494>>493411331It was about the evil ending 25 constitution check
Why hate the gays and women?
Astarion/Gortash sex would send ripples of love and harmony and ecstasy throughout the realms.World peace achieved. World hunger ended. Cancer cured. Strategic cum reserves filled to the brim.
>>493411789I just threw up in my mouth a little
>>493411637https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=1girl+spacesuit+space+highres>>493411594Larian giving their fans the middle finger and not making a Definitive Edition spelled /bgg/'s doom. Their sci fi game better be worth it.
>>493411789>Strategic cum reserves filled to the brim.
>>493412136I need the juices
>>493412042Jaheira sexo.
Stop posting this shit or else
>>493411789I wanna watch
sipping on a juicebox of Gortash juices
>>493405263Thread theme>https://youtu.be/LW2k9Gxuh4U?si=yl8BpUL9cWW2iSYY
killing galekilling astarionkilling gortash killing raphaelnot killing halsinnot killing wyll
>>493411142
>>493412834God speed sister
I'm sexually aroused by and jerk off to:The spectatorMind flayersThe drag queen owner of the circusThe three ogres at abandoned villageNocturneKetheric in Myrkul formHalsin
>/bgg/ is dying>Astarion is dying>Laezel's writer is dyingWho do we have left?
>>493413174Swen Vincke
It insists upon itself
>>493413174the definitive edition will fix this
>>493413027He's so gentle and handsome
>>493413314He fucked them both at the same time
>>493413314>>493413027what a chad
We like Halsin here in /bgg/
Is there any mod that lets you change your character's eyebrow color?
Halsin just stretched Scratch
/ourguy/ is so fucking based
>>493412682They would probably let you
>
>>493409580lol>>493409830>>493410438thisobalds seething lol
>>493413658Oak Father preserve us.
we need female gale but it is a druid groomed by oak father
>>493413658He will fuck everything and everyone
In BG4 Arabella will be the emerald grove archdruid
Oh, it's Sexsin hour?
no it's not help me Swen help me save me
>>493414151Swen pwrsonally told me he wants all players to have a bad time from then on (this happened around christmas)
Thisobald Thorm
If halsin fucks animals and doesn't care about their lack of INT, he doesn't believe in the age of consent either
Dsp and now Amberlynn, whineur You don’t happen to have a KF account do you?
>>493414117Why does he have body hair. He’s an elf
>>493414523I don't like ponytails
>>493413658kek
>>493414523Made for getting fucked by a bear apparently
>>493414501So what if I do?
>>493414982Enough about yourself.
>>493414996Finally some trans representation
you know for all the alphabet stuff there aren't any femboys in this gamebit chudly of larian if you ask me
>Tell her the darkness inside of you wasn't caused by an accident. It was done out of love for someone.Nice first date topic.
>>493401025>>493401472>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/3206Yeah this mod seems abandoned and people in comments are complaining about quests being broken and shit like that.I guess I need to wait for someone to create a new mod like this that’s compatible with Patch 7.Thanks anyway for pointing me to this one.
>>493415058It just fits. You shouldn’t post all the cows you stalk ITT, I might find your account if you aren’t careful.
>>493415437ask gpt to make a forum post style complaint on ths subject and paste it onto their forum, and specify to use more common lingo so it's an undetecatble shitpost
>>493415437Western games only make muscular men
>>493415519He has always been obnoxiously obsessed with ecelebs, it would make sense that he gargles Josh Moon’s balls
>>493415437Fetichizing queer folx is a no no
>>493415519I dare you :)
>https://youtu.be/4sE4vGP5nRc?si=3Jwi2GPMVJvTwswzAnsur's entire introduction got reworked. Meanwhile Wyll is still buggy and thinks that Durge is Shadowheart or Laezel. Emperor got a unique ending too and it looks way cooler than his. Do they like him more than Wyll? Were they racist incelchuds all along?
>>493415673
>>493416000>post halsin here>hereSo you post halsin elsewhere? No wonder you eat shit you probably like act 3 too
>>493416098femboy is a porn category not a gender identity.
>>493415437Literally Astarion
>>493415690need a body type 0
>>493416296Be respectful please.
>>493416098Now just add in a few references to your micropenis and you'll really blend right in with the other Larian forum posters
>>493416296It's a bodytype actually, pea you're supposed to be the LBTQ+ expert around here tsk tsk tsk
>>493416296false
>>493416459Go to hell
>>493416567And a good evening to you too.
>>493415519Come on then chud :)
>>493416486there are at leasts 3 people in Larian's forum complaining about their micro, this says a lot about our society
>>493415470No problem friend, I hope more people and modders will jump back on the game now that there's no more Patches on the horizon.Godspeed
>>493416801>I am not open to any kind of debatekekbased
>>493416567Watch your damn mouth!
>>493416801>nipplepobhicSo now fetishists are simply accusing normal people of not tolerating their bullshit kinks by simply applying the suffix "phobic" to whatever word they wantUh, curious...
astaritiddy
>>493416698>>493415778Big website. I have a feeling you post in Beauty Parlor though.
>>493416296>>493416567"femboy" is what I have been called my whole life for daring to just bee myself :)))) because anyone that doesn't fit the male/female stereotype must therefore be gender non-conforming. someone LITERALLY just referred to me as "miss" and I had to correct her in my deep voice we live in a frickin society
>>493417323Lol!!!!
>whiner stalks e-celebs on KF>Pea doesn't know what a femboy is>Laezel's writer is very illDramalicious friday
>>493417328femboys don't have rights btwwhere is your owner?
>>493417328stop it anon, you're making trannies jealous
>>493417453you threatened to find my account on there xD how did that go?
>>493405386I had bronchitis every single day last week, and I'm finishing my course of antibiotics todayit's not a small thing but it's not fatal, pneumonia too. sure, i don't know how the hospitals work there
>>493417453>>Laezel's writer is very illqrd?
>>493417714Yes, he was the one who threatened to find your account
>shartfags
>>493417871how did it go incel? :)
i'm too smooth brain to use the modding tool kit but I want to make special items when will someone smarter than me tell mehow
>>493417714I did not >>493417809Take care of yourself we need you ITT
Whiner is kinda a schizoid
I swear, if ME2 and 3 had released for the first time in the 2020s, there would be an army of retards and trannies defending jacob like all the people that defend wyll
>>493417328I have long hair and have been mistaken for a female sometimes. It's funny.
>>493418339He cheats on Shepard with some stupid cow. Fuck this dude.
>>493418339Jacob managed to not be popular despite looking like Kanye, Wyll stood no chance
>>493418252He’s the femboy schizo shitting this place up right now, yeah?
Will sex mods be allowed?
>>493418647Not on mod io
>>493418647Only gay ones
>>493418543And knocks her up
Sure we break some balls tonight but we go way back and in light of recent humiliations, it is an honor to be joined by men, and not faggot ass twitter obsessed trannyloving cocksucker that ruined my cleric. He should fucking die.
>>493418339Wyll is a good person, Jacob is not
>>493418937Keked
>>493418969And neither of them is popular, this has nothing to do with them being evil or not
So do you guys go to sleep, set up an alarm, wake up, and proudly say>Welp time for my routine shitposting on /bgg/Because you lot give off that sort of behavior.
>>493418339Jacob's personal quest was weird and cringe. His father was a terrible person and that lead to no change whatsoever for his characterWyll's dad is an asshole that learns how much he actually loved his sonnow to be fair it's kinda racist that both are black guys with daddy abandoment issues but that's something I'll leave for twitter to discuss
>>493419232Yes. Its a full time job really.
>>493419232>shitposting? On my 4chan? GOODNESS GRACIOUSNigga shut the fuck up and enjoy the ride>>493419354This says a lot about our society
>>493419414Gortsis looks like this btw
>>493418339i vastly prefer wyll to jacob but jacob's quest is my favorite companion quest in ME2 cause it's so fucking bizarre
So, did everyone actually start a new run?
>>493420036two in fact
>>493419735Not really bizarre, it's the Lotus-eaters from the Odyssey meeting harem kinks>>493420036Baldur's Gate 3?
>>493412854So... this is the power of modding... not bad...
>>493420036i'm waiting to see if some interesting mods sprout up first
>>493412854I might be wrong but that's Marceline's face model
>>493419708Not fat and black enough
>>493420036I would if i wasn't a console cuck
>>493420036i will later tonight
>>493420074the execution to me is what's bizarre like it makes me laugh every time.
Mrw karlach starts glowing blue
>>493417678is the trip trans? thinking emoji>>493418464yep if I don't tie my hair back and adopt le masculine grimace it's over, some leftOID is bound to use the wrong frickin pronouns
>>493419232The intellectual SILENCE that arises during these hours is DEAFENING. Wow.
Is now a good time to do a second playthrough or can I hold out for something like a patch that adds that werewolf companion?
>>493420738just playthat will never get added
>>493420668Why didn't the fucking picture attach
>>493420738The lycanthrope companion is Halsin.
>>493420036Tonight. Watching chess right now.
>>493420738Larian would have made billions in companion DLCs, someone needs to kick Swen in the balls
>>493418647If they are ESG compliant yes.
>>493421003N-NO BUT HELIA
Can you also temporarily recruit the dragonborn in patch 7? I like her more than alfira
>>493421114if you've ever looked into her cut content she was supposed to be the one to save the Shadow cursed lands>>493421176You understand how this works right? You can add them to the party for the literal minutes between her showing up and you sleeping and killing her.
>>493420901>Impressive penis you got there sold’ja but I’ve seen bigger in the hells>They called me size queen Mama K for a reason down there!
>>493421273I know idiot just answer the question
>>493419354>it's kinda racist that both are black guys with daddy abandoment issuesIn defense of ME2, that’s literally the whole cast of squad members.>Miranda - My dad grew me in a test tube>Jacob - My dad abandoned me to live in a hentai harem plotline on an alien planet>Mordin - My student who views me as his father figure has been kidnapped >Garrus - Fuck you dad, I’m Batman>Jack - My parents were an evil ass terrorist organization that raised me to be a weapon>Grunt - I was literally born yesterday>Thane - I abandoned my son>Samara - I want to kill my daughter>Tali - My dad is dead and also a war criminalLiterally everyone but Legion and the DLC characters are daddy issues/family drama all the way down in one way or another.Don’t even get me started on Dragon Age.
>>493420251>>493419708she actually looks like this
>>493421003No he's not? He's a druid
>>493421374When I played the last beta patch you couldn't, no.
>>493421391I also noticed a pattern of parental figure plagiarizing their sons and daughters in BG3
I love martinis on the beach in winter when it's cold and dark. it really feels good to do summer when winter forces its way through the cold of life
>>493421457
>>493421391I guess I never played ME2 with a fully developed frontal lobe so I didn’t notice.Bioware and Liarian sure are hacks.
>>493421592the lycanthrope bard companion became Halsin the druid companion.>>493421678Honestly I'm so proud to not be white according to anons on 4chan makes me feel like I'm doing something right.
>>493421654Baldur's Gate 3, eh...
>>493422076If we can talk about the writers' sex life we can talk about martinis and which pancake topping the bg3 companion would enjoy
>>493421860>the lycanthrope bard companion became Halsin the druid companionNo, she didn't. Helia had lines about Halsin. They were always two separate characters. Helia did have a recruitment scene in the cage the players currently find Halsin in, however. But that simply means players used to find Halsin in some other place in early development
Save a horse
In shadows deep, where moonlight weeps,Astarion walks, his secrets keep.Unascended, yet his heart does yearn,For light and love, his soul to turn.The Durge, once dark, now seeks the dawn,Redeemed by choices, battles won.Together they tread a path anew,In twilight’s glow, their bond is true.No longer bound by blood’s cruel chain,They find in each other, solace from pain.Astarion’s eyes, once cold and stark,Now gleam with hope, a guiding spark.The Durge, with courage, faces the night,With Astarion’s hand, they find the light.In love’s embrace, they heal and grow,Two souls entwined, in twilight’s glow.
>>493422301Saved a picture
>>493422259Look man, every fucking companion has lines about Halsin, but it's obvious to see that Helia's quest was allocated to Halsin when he was the final companion added to the game.
>>493421654>>493422723Holy fucking cringe why are boomers like this
Astro bot. Let's go boys.
>>493422723Let me explain something to you. Um, I am not "The Durge". I’m Durge. So that’s what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Durgeness, or uh, Durger, or El Durgerino if you’re not into the whole brevity thing.
the thing is the thing that isn't doing the thing but thing is needed to thing therefore thing will do thing
>>493422786Good choice, pardner
>>493406157redoing my first run that I did at release, human (might see if there are nice new races mods) Open Hand monk; will do the "perfect" choices, though i won't romance Karlach this time because I found Lae"zel to be much betterI'm waiting on for more mods to be ported on manager; i hope that some mods i used will be ported
>>493422801So you admit one character did not replace the other but you're still continuing with your headcanon? The Isobel/Nightsong/Halsin/Ketheric clusterfuck of a plotline was already there. There's no evidence Halsin's plot was Helia's to begin with
>>493423234Artist sauce?
Whiner yet again
>>493423410https://twitter.com/RrrrSuno/media
>>493423451where
Do peacocks have pea cocks?
>https://www.nexusmods.com/baldursgate3/mods/11524We are now Patch 7-compatible. Come fix your shadowheart. Come fix your BG3.
canon
So are the mods up yet? Can I reinstall the game for my 4th playthrough?
>>493423492Big Mcthankies from Mcspankies
neil is so hawt!
>>493423873Black bars on the memes now too.How will he cope?
>>493424107its from the art house film "Thatcher"
I fucking love how unhinged an evil playthrough is
Scritches
>>493423779If you download this mod you don't believe in Swen's vision
does anyone else like bonga wonga drinks
>>493424423I believe in Swen’s vision. A glorious land of monkeypox and camp orgies. As far as the eye can see!
anyone else ships lae'zel and halsin? a zoophile and an animal. cute
>>493424253>death of a child>never grows oldpottery
i ate chicken pizza at chichen itza
>>493424680Laezel is 5 years old and can't consent
>>493424680Me
>>493424825chichen itza is overrated, uxmal is way better
Embrace durge Gale romance ending kinda sad ong ngl frfr
>>493425182Oh my God..
If I play as Astarion, I cannot romance anyone but Minthara, is it right? Others companions are children. Halsin merged with nature.
>>493425182Galesis on suicide watch
>>493425182Oh my god I can't believe he referenced I Want To Live (Extended) By Borislav Slavov before dying
and he reaches out towards Durge before he get sent off the edge (I assume all the romanced companions do this but still)SAD!
>>493425182"I want to live" is about Gale!
>>493425309faggot
>>493425468hi faggot I'm dad
>>493425309Naa, it's Astarion's song
Baldur's Gate?
>>493425468Is this the first time meeting your dad?
Shadowheart out of nowhere!
>>493425742I hardly know her!
>>493425742...is mid
>>493425813I SEND HER BACK
They added new stuff to Shadowheart's romance scene but it's marked with an IMPOSSIBLE tag right now. The tag is "ORI_Shadowheart_State_HairChange" and it happens right before she gets in the water. Probably lets her hair down before she steps in?
>>493426043Oh my Oakfather, could it be? Have they fixed the bug?
>>493426043Really Shadowheart is restoring all the shadowheart dialogue and cutscenes locked by the IMPOSSIBLE and DEPRECATED tags, let the modder know and he might fix that
>>493426135what bug?
>>493426043her hair would switch back to black when she was naked. I think it might be that
>>493426135Yeah that might be it. Did the black hair glitch only happen when you went in the water or was it throughout the entire cutscene?
That smile, the damn smile
>>493426313Every time she was naked in a cutscene
>Geraldus voice actor appreciating each individual piece of fanart he getscute
The last major patch will add S x H wedding as a final fuck you fans.
>>493426493that IS cute
>>493426313Moment she gets naked, hair goes black and stays black for the entire cutscene.
Do you think Nine-fingers uses all fingers during you know what?
>>493426493I've seen more people simp for discount Timothee Chalamet than Wyll
>>493426363is it bad if I want him
>>493426649Geraldus is cute Wyll is black
>>493426559S x L wedding is more likely
>>493426681He's cute
>>493426493Geraldus was super cute for character in 1 quest
>>493426363>Shadowheart in Act 1 & 2 be like
>>493426727When you're right you're right nonny
>>493426363Fucking hate that dumbass tattoo on his fat head
>>493426860>No, Sex is an excellent Idea!SH Act3
Good afternoon bgg it's another beautiful day to love Gale Dekarios
people bitch about act 3 but the problems begun as soon as act 2 when the game refused you to join the evil side
>>493426860and then in act 3 she's like>i've dreamt of sex with halsin once or twice...or more than that
My erect penis has more content than patch 7
>>493427325John is such an arsehole
>>493426860they made act 3 shart what origin karlach is in act 1
>>493427363what kind of freak are you that you never think of sex with other women when you're in a relationship. you don't stop finding people attractive just because you fucked someone one time. are you like 13? have you never been in a relationship?
Why did I have to update my game? now my saves are gone and apparently nothing works now
Your mamma has more content on that ass than patch 7
>>493427819You think about having sex with one of your close friends all the time while you're in a relationship with someone else?
>>493427873Update the mod mananger ASAPthat issue is with the improved UI, update that too
so is there a way to know beforehand if a mod is broken in patch 7?
>>493427819Thank you Pea for your very insightful take, however, you're trans and cringe which makes you wrong with makes BG3's poly stuff handled badly. It's basic math.
They're out getting dicked
DEI Gate 3
pea is john's greatest soldier (they/them)
>retarded commie with retarded opinion
>>493406157>Did you notice any changes from the patch yet?yes some microstutter
>>493428351When she doesn't feel your tiny penis
>>493426631she actually has 10 fingers, just her pinky is a little stub
finally some good fucking mods
>>493405263Thread theme>https://youtu.be/vIZxBPpbk20?si=Dh9TjnN7ln0Hbs9J
I have the durge to go for a shit
Unholy children of John and Welch will write BG4
You're jealous and got offended that someone else posts screenshots with black bars like you do in /tesg/.No one else is so catty and autistically persevering.
I have the durge to go for a john corcoran too
John is poly IRL and his wife lusts after hippies too he gets to watch sometimes if his approval is high enough
Here he goes again.
Tranny Corcoran added extra cuck banter lines just to make sure that people know that he's behind the humiliation ritual he should get pneumonia next
I love John
best frens
>>493429503We know Kevin
>>493429543They have literally nothing in common.
>>493429614They eat shit
>>493429543He's enjoying hanging out.....in silence.
>>493429614TadpolesCheckmate
How long until cuck unascended Astarion dumps Tav?
>>493429867Spawn Astarion is monogamous, Ascended is the cuck one
Minsc is a retarded ace, lusting for him is literally rape
>>493403754I took the lift and went back>>493403920I'm gonna talk with the eagles and decide afterwards
>>493429978Low INT has never stopped Self-insert
>>493429978then call me a rapist cause he's hot!!!
>>493429981ugly
This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.
>>493430213Still would
>>493429867He loves tav sorry
Silly of me to think a well regarded game would be safe from having a shitty general.
>>493429614They have penises.
>>493430424You fucking spanner
>>493430424First time on /vg/?
>>493413658They call him the honorary paladin because he lays hands on everything that walks and some things that do not
>>493430424Silly of you indeed, now face the wall straggot
>>493430424You fucking spangger
>>493430424It's just a slow Friday eveningmost decent people are out enjoying the last days of summer or playing the game with the latest patchme? thats another story
>>493429978Why did he fuck Haarlep?
>>493430424Are you retarded this is /vg/
>shart starts with sacred flame and firebolt its weird that they gave the clerics only PHB cantrips and the one druid cantrip and 5e phb assumes all players will only be good or neutral clerics so it only has sacred flame as an attacking cantrip
>>493430738Their love is baked into the very code of the game
Who the fuck is Astarion?
>>493430856My husband
>>493430738I don't think "sacred flame" has moral connotations>Flame-like radiance descends on a creature that you can see within range. IIRC Radiant is a generic placeholder for "divine", or anything that is related to channeling divine energy
>>493430856That white haired twink you kill at the beginning of the game
I got dumped by Astarion on single save mode (can't reload) because I told him to sleep with me??? How absurd. He's okay to propsition for sex, but not me??
leaked battle theme from the larian space crpg still in betahttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVQkOjogAa8
pea is fine with his enbie girlfriend flirting with other men and no one cares this says a lot about the high regarded BG3 community
Where does Whineur work?
>>493431442Larian
>>493431442she's that librarian lady in Sorcerous Sundries
>>493431517Black??
>>493431753she cute
>>493431517Slopweenie is afro brit?
It's Avengers reference when Loki's staff didn't work
>>493432073when does this cutscene happen?
>>493432073dat ass
>>493432171Origin
OoD to younger white human men with a slight frown
>>493426043>>493426135>>493426274>>493426313Just tried it.It's not been fixed.
why does Raphael hate litters of kittens?
Why do Galelovers think they could ever compete with Mystra?
>>493432587lawful evil. hates chaos
When you think about it, it really does make sense that whiner is a mentally ill woman.
>>493432659its simple, im just better
Whiner is just swinging his arms in every direction hoping he hits something
>>493432659They believe he wants love, while his love is magic.
>>493432568anon... they said it has an impossible tag rn
>>493432568What part of IMPOSSIBLE don't you understand?
>>493431956perchance, mayhaps..
>>493432842>>493432859Stop talking about yourself troon
>>493431879why are there shart tits in this
Anything significant about Patch 7 or did it end up being nothing?
>>493433051>transphobia>in 2023's GOTY BG3's generalOh my science
>>493432568modCHADS we keep on winning>>493426239
Astarion and Cazador have normal teeth and eyes.
>>493432568Try a different haircut
hahahahahaha
>>493433251Not after what I did
>>493432859>>493432842We know we know you’re the only real woman in the thread now shut up tranny please.
>>493433380feeding astral-touched tadpole to astarion...
I'd legitimately kill that funny goblin from Act 2 not joking not memeing a shame about him being invulnerable for some reason
It's deflecting again.
why aren't you playing BG3? Quit whining already
>>493431042every other instance of shar's powers in the game show up as necrotic and there are several powers (I think more have this option in 2024 than in 5e) like spirit guardians that can go radiant or necrotic (I know 2024 has channel divinity, divine strike as well that can be radiant or necrotic) and most radiant cleric spells have a necrotic counterpart spell, like guiding bolt vs inflict wounds sacred flame and destroy undead are the only "must have" spells that do radiant damage for clerics
>>493405263whats a good cleric build for shadowcute? im light atm
>>493433956I've never played this game and I never will
Gortwhiner I'd take you out on a date in Baldur's Gatewe'll walk on the promenade near the gulf, then eat seafood and champagne by the candleand then at night...
>combining two shitposters into one imaginary onestupid or just tourists not lurking long enough?
>>493434035I'm not sure Shar likes Undead anywayit's another way of escaping Her invevitable End
>>493434334It's just the whiner trying to deflect again.
>>493434334That's the gortwhale taunting the whiner, work on your nooticing skills
>>493434334Why are you even thinking about what shitposting tourists say, you’ve already afforded them more brainpower than they deserve?
Whats he pondering
I love my lady Shar. Shar denies love... She tortured me for loving her!!! I hate her! She tortured me again for hating her!!!
>>493434601>I wonder if someone brainless can get a brain tumor
>Tail
>>493434851uh oh
>>493434851He has an infernal contract on his back, that's enough to taint his balls and create a tiefling, DND's lore is retarded that way
>>493435070The screenshot is really dark, is she ontop of a black man?
>>493434037Light is arguably one of the best Domains.Personally, i think Tempest is better for offensive spellcasting, you also get heavy armor proficiency.>>493434354Well, the Shadow curse turns people into undead, they also attack the Absolute cult so they are unable to control them, either.With the exception of the rat one, every other Dark Justiciar in the Gauntlet is undead.I think Shart even comments on it when you first fight them>Why do Shar's dead attack? Am i being tested?or something like that
>>493434354she is the one turning creatures with the shadow curse into undead. though I assume not all the undead in act 2 are from her considering there is are multiple necromancers and myrkel
I love my Sharran wife
siiiiiigh
>>493435115It's Wyll's sex scene. No one saw it before.
pookie
>>493435415WHAT WHAT POST DO YOU HAVE ISSUE WITH NOW?
Guess who. I'll keep sowing the seeds of paranoia for my own entertainment.
>>493435319
>>493435489Use your eyes boo
>>493435319cute
>>493435162>>493434037Shar's domains are death and trickery, Selune's are knowledge and life. playing outside the correct domains is mega cringe and gay. Cleric is a mega based class that does not even need a subclass to be good
>>493435319You're still alive? Too bad.
>>493435504Anonymous - Deeply Schizophrenic
>>493435710Haha, yes
>>493425182Send this to the /v/ gale spammer
>>493435693wut? im posting art from twitter
>>493435013Based, I can get my tiefling dhampir babies
>>493435960He called him a beautiful boy just saying
Astro bot? Sorry sweety, I'm into Astarion bot.
>>493435651I always make Shart a tempest. Suck on that
>>493435871it's the guy who throws a fit anytime someone posts shart and frog together
>>493436220how is the transition going, my desi friend?
Drink in the sweet, sweet chaos.
>>493436248That’s Astarion’s thing though
>>493436465He fucked all of those at the same time
>>493436326oh. i hadn't even realized that was a person
Sex with that one midget druid merchant near the entrance of the grove
staked astarion again lol
I assure you dear player the scene where Shadowheart and Lae'zel wrestle half naked with a knife is essential to the plot
>>493436519These cubs are his children.
It's friday night and people are whining, shipping and spamming shitsin and bloody pussies
>>493436862No way!!!! This is possible???? Never knew!!!
>>493436935Just how I like it
Gonna kiss gale some more later
>>493436898As if that would stop him
>>493436518
>>493437101Tara told him to shave. DO IT
>>493436935I ship gale with orcs
>>493437185Based
>>493437163I read that with his voice>>493437185Wish we had an orc companion instead of 50 elves
>>493437375I want to go bingo bongo on her bootycheeks
>>493436935shart raping laezel in her evil ending is canon
>>493435504>sowinghe, gortsow
are we ready for the problematic age gap discourse with them yet
Shadownyaart
>>493437375no they had to make everyone attractivethat's why theres no freaks or shorties
>>493427998I did update evrything and reinstalled the latest version of the improved UI, but it still persists. I'm honsetly baffled as I did delete Improved UI and it was still there. Vortex too seems up to date, dunno what I'm doing wrong
BG3 is finally playable
>>493437550Halsin and owlbear?
I wish Shadowheart was a dwarf
>>493437494Loving the cheeseburger<3
>>493437426as you should>>493437575I don't care about what you find attractive, just look at your ugly ginger druid. It's a DND game and there are barely any companions that aren't elves or human. We needed more dwarves, orcs and lizards and lizard disgusting self inserts that rape chimeras and black guys
Im going to say something controversialI do not consider fanart posting spam.
>>493437758There's a mod for that
>>493437687Astarion's face shows what I think of furries.
>>493437863It's spam when it involves Trannysin. Other characters are allowed.
>>493437375I want her to pulverize my pelvis
>>493438032Nope. Just because he triggers you doesn’t make it spam.
>>493438143Wyll tongue my arsehole.
>>493437863I want to see more fanart actuallyeveryone post your favorites
Let the paranoia slowly creep in. I'll win
>>493438390
reminder that shart endorses and participated in a bunch of dr. mengele shit for more than half the game but we never get to call her the fuck out on it because she's a upper middle class white grrlboss
been procrastinating actually playing the game since EA, r8 my tavalso on a serious note, is going a 2H tank character viable? like just simply using a two handed weapon and no shield. if not, can i use a shield with a 2h weapon? i'm planning a vengeance paladin
>>493438390Cute
>>493438485Based.>>493438570Anon we made 12 classes are you sure you want to play a paladin.
>>493438039As you should
>>493437375I wish games let you make a attractive orc
>>493438570would
>>493438669>Anon we made 12 classes are you sure you want to play a paladin.does this have to do with the modding update? i kinda want to play my first playthrough vanilla unless there are mods that are so good that it's straight up required on any type of playthrough
>>493438485>NAZIS oogabooga SH is WHITE Am*ricans were a mistake
>>493438745Offical mod support is here! Make the Orc wife of your dreams!>>493438781No anon, just, he doesn’t have to be a paladin.
>>493438745Skoona is beautiful you heathen
>>493438794she's kkkracker coded and would run a plantation if she could get away with it
>>493438790Need him to tadpole me
>>493438936More like skooma
>>493439008Stop that>>493438390
>>493406157Should I go for Good Wyll or Bad Karlach first? Eventually I'll do a durge bard forest Gnome. Pump CHA and always have speak with animals up.
>>493438948With those Jewish features, no.
>>493438948Astarion would
>>493439276Be her slave?
>>493406260What are you doing here?
>>493439326Own slaves>>493439334Venting, mostly. Why are you reading every single post ITT?
>>493406308No more story tweaks though.
>>493438901You should have made it easier Swen
WW3 should happen tomorrow, no more vidya! NO MORE!
>take the stupid which bg3 character are you quiz>it says i'm shartalright i'm killing myself. goodbye sisters
Fingering Shadowheart's butt then rubbing it in Lae'zel's eyes to give her pink eye
>>493439537astarionsisters hate to see it
>>493439772It means Astarion will rape you!
Do the Gith consider red dragonborn their equivalent of blacked or bestiality?
>>493439772no dont go yet! theres so many nice pictures of your man being posted right now
>>493440042to me everyone considers them the equivalent of blacked and all your fem companions are addicted to it
>>493440189lol
>>493434298Isn't he reserved for Lae'zel origin? Multiplayer shenanigans?
>>493440025This one is cool actually. Wish you would at least post the higher res versions. Why are these all so small?
>>493440042Reminder that Lae'zel has a dragonborn fetish, you don't have to pass a speech check to dom her if your character is dragonborn
>>493440546Orcs too
>>493430424well regarded game by lunaticsyou're not silly, you're outright retarded
What's their band called?
>>493440387Multiplayer. Every character has something to say.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/58748065/chapters/149709379>Chapters: 1/32
What mod will never leave nexus?
>>493440738wow they have an outline and everything
>>493440738>first personI shan't
Is Wyll friends with Astarion and Gale?
Damn. Didn’t expect that gith inquisitor at the bottom of the crèche to be the closest to wiping my party so far. Outside honor mode, he goes down like a ton of bricks. That “summon magic swords” ability combined with his AC going up for every ally nearby is ridiculous. Magic missile absolutely saved my bacon.
>>493441086Outside IPs, they won't allow star wars stormtrooper armor mods and such.
>>493441086The sex mod
For the past hour I've felt so safe and loved and also horny looking at this thread. What could it be....
>>493441281Wyll is Astarion's food. It's his only purpose in my camp.
>>493441281Do you see him in this picture?>>493441086Really Shadowheart
>>493441421>Really ShadowheartWhy?
>>493441418Our good bear protects you
>>493441589I doubt larian would approve it for mod io
>>493441589mod for insecure chuds
>>493441421Or in this picture?
Is there a mod that lets you play as a kid?
>>493441421>>493441776Racism
I'm scared to try Honor mode, i feel it will be too hard and i will lose in the middle of my playthrough.What should i do?
>>493435871>twitterConsider going back.
I would romance wyll if he was an orc
>>493441776Nice heels Gayle
>>493441909Wyll should've been replaced with a she-orc
>>493441776I don't see Wyll in this picture either, guess no one is friend with him...
The people here thinking they're above Twitter and Reddit is cringe.
>>493441825Just play as a midget race
>>493442065We are though
>>493442065/bgg/ is miles above twitter and reddit you have no idea how low the discourse is on these shitholes or how dumb, ugly and retarded the average redditor is
>>493442191why did you describe 4chan
Oak Father preserve us all.
>>493442194All fun and games until he accidentally carves into a real duckling
>>493441825Pedo shit who romanced Gale posted it.
>>493442065posted from 4chan of all places lmao
How did the Lae'zel, Astarion and Karlach survive the ship crash?
>>493442340it was funny bc it made nogs like you seethe
>>493442285I did not
>>493442405Emperor
>>493442573Why save them and not all the other tadpoled you find dead on the beach?
>>493442340Link?
>>493442709emperor only saves people with autism
>>493441889Play custom mode under honour rule set.If you can't be arsed with that, read up legendary actions.Map out the early parts, pretty important there to pick your fights in a good order.
>>493442709Those are the only ones he was sexually attracted to
the amount of reddit tourists defending their shithole is scary bruv, oh my days>>493442762check the archives
>>493442709He knows they're main characters.
they haven't fixed some of the bugs introduced by Patch 6
>>493442909There's always some retard asking shit about the bg3 reddit
>>493443023Wait for patch 8 :)
>>493442709why didnt they fly the ring to mt doom on the giant eagles? why didnt they just shoot voldemort with a gun? why didnt the emperor just be a better dad to horus?
>>493443023Larian just wants someone to make an unofficial patch like the one for skyrim
>>493443180>comparing bg3 with stories that are actually well written
Why is *it* so willing to destroy /bgg/?
>>493443192STOP
Alright I'm at a crossroads here anons. Have a save at the tieflling party, and Frog, Karl and Shart all want my Tav and I legit don't know who to go for. WHO should I chose?
For the Raphaelsisters
>>493443889Penis shaming is BaSEd
>>493443889We're posting john coded posts?
>>493443948Karlach
>>493442909>complains about pedos>posts a chudjackyou are so actually weak mentally
>>493443192this is who shadowheart was kidnapped by
>>493444060Where do you see me complaining about pedos? You're so silly, nonny.
>>493443889>>493444041How do you get mindbroken this hard?
Astarion x Astarion
>>493444414By having a tiny pp
>>493442405Shadowheart ironically wakes up before you if you leave in the pod.Who knows, maybe they managed to land in the river to break their fall or just got plain lucky.>>493442709>Why save them and not all the other tadpoled you find dead on the beach?I guess saving some random plebs aren't much help to him.Then i wonder why he possibly saved Astarion, who was just a Vampire spawn with no noteworthy combat prowess.Gale would have presumably died had he not conjured up the portal.
>>493405263I just reached act 3 no way I'm updating until I finish this run
>try hard to keep Gale out of harm’s way >enemy Misty steps to him and instakills him My boy is just too squishy.
The only life that matters is mine.
>>493444463
>>493444726Astarion...
>>493444663Bro your Mage Armor...?
>>493443948Depends if you played bf and dated any of themPersonally I find Lae'zel the most interesting romance in the game
let this be the last thread
>>493444796Some people are here all day to catch this post.
>>493444975No
How long until WOTC puts bg3 in fortnite?
>>493443889This but unironicallyThis scene and the fact Larian made all males have big dicks hurt me
>>493445178Would zoomies buy their skins
>>493443889>Drow player>Pisses himself about misandry What
>>493445178Astarion griddy would go hard
>>493445335Maybe Shadowheart’s
>>493443261>skyrimShitty souless action adventure
>>493445409And yet it outsold BG3 and has way better mods curious
>>493445478>13 year old gamegee, I wonder why it has better mods
>>493445373He doesn’t know dnd
I think more spells should scale with your weapon damage.
>>493442839Can i have all the honor mode stuff but with multiple saves?the reason im scared to do honor mode is because its only one save and i savescum to steal gold from shops to buy more crafting materials and create more potions lolI also very sure that i will die few times, Cazador and Myrkul are hard enougj in Tactician and i may lose one round against them, the final boss can also be tricky and some optional encounters like Grym and the Spider Matriach can be very tough, so i want to experience the harder bosses but i want to be able to reload.
>>493445409Astarion's VA said he loves Skyrim and wants to work with Bethesda.
You can see Lae'zels ass cheeks in the Nautiloid opening cutscene when she falls down
>>493445637The answer is: way better mod support
>>493445478>outsold BG3Maybe because, it was released two decades ago when pirating wasn't as popular and not much competition in fantasy genre. Only fantasy who competed with it was DAO, an actual RPG and far superior game>>493445478>better modsLmfao, so Skyshit is literally a todd framework kept on life support by talented content creators at the moment
>>493445729larian should've used a 20 year old game engine got it
Karlach is an awful character>Cockney accent>Im a demon but ...i'm not evil! (fucking boring)>Kicks down your door: IM DYING! IM REALLY SAD ABOUT DYING IM TERMINALI have a fucking alien in my brain you stupid cunt I dont care about youFucking depressing, and she never ever shuts the fuck upI hate this character so much, I dont see any redeeming qualities whatsoever? Im not just a miserable git, this character straight up sucks, who enjoys this? I dont fucking get it
>>493445918It is, there are lines of codes who were written in 1998 by Swen himself he talked about it in Pax, what's the next cope?
>>493445723nice
>>493445646What spell is this?Can you tell me good party comp for honor mode evil playthrough?
>>493446035nerd
>>493445975Boo
>>493444928I have it on 100% of the time.
>>493446157NNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>493445975She’s not a demon, she’s a tiefling! She also has a tadpole idiot! She’s cute and should be saved
>>493446165Oh you.>>493446157Good ending
>>493445975>demonFilthy lorelet casual>>493445975>DYING IM TERMINALShe only does it when you kill Gortash tho, which is completely understandable, besides that she's one of the more lightheaded and positive companions>>493445975>miserable gitYou are, only sad miserable people who hate others being happy dislike Karlach
>>493446254Why? She just screams constantly about how shes depressed The character, on paper, absolutely sucks youre just attracted to the body
>>493445975>Cockney accentEveryone has a British accent.>Im a demon but ...i'm not evil! (fucking boring)She's not a demon. She's a Tiefling that was sold into slavery for a devil.>Kicks down your door: IM DYING! IM REALLY SAD ABOUT DYING IM TERMINALShe's been on the frontlines of a war in Hell for her entire 20s, and she finally escapes just to learn that she won't be able to survive outside of hell because of the contraption in her chest that was put into her by her devil slaver. You'd be fucking devastated too.
>>493445975>keep her around >make her wear a dog collar >make her get her eye gauged out >make her turn into a squid >stab her in the back at the end anyway
>>493446340>She just screams constantly about how shes depressedShe literally doesn't lmfao, despite having more than enough reasons to act itAstarion on the other hand keeps whining and bringing Cazador up throughout the entire campaign, Shart and Lae'zel religious fanaticism are also incredibly annoying
>she thought the blood war for 20 years and was Zariels favorite and part of her inner circle and Mizora was envious of her!!! >lvl 3
>>493446340She’s not depressed most of the time. She has the right to be upset though. Just don’t use her idiot?
>>493446607>>493446607>>493446607
>>493446618The tadpole gimped the entire party. Wyll mentions losing most of his powers after itGale was nearly level 20 bf it too
cute
>>493446061Conjure Barrage, Ranger learns it at 9.Scales with GWM, Sharpshooter and pretty much anything that buffs attack damage, so it's kinda busted.At least for a level 3 spellslot.
>>493446437She's one of those redditors who are always complaining in giant paragraphs in random threads unmet emotional needs they cant articulateyeah when i was growing up my dog needed asshole surgery for $10,000 and my third step dad said he couldn't afford it even though he made BANK as an accountant. i never really got closure from that scenario and it still kind of bothers me to this day. not sure how i moved on but i guess everyone is a little fucked up haha.why do faggot redditors always have retarded problems like this
>>493427873Bunch of mods are broken with the latest patch, check for updates on the Nexus and add the latest versions, I'm still waiting for the community library to be updated but the guy behind the mods is getting married soon so someone on his team may or may not get to it soon. I'll have to play something else in the meantime.I'm not very impressed with the in-game mod list support, I was hoping for Steam workshop instead. It's not the worst I ever seen but still.
