Previous: >>493270686Official: https://splatoon.nintendo.com/Base: https://www.nintendo.co.jp/character/splatoon/en/Wiki: http://splatoonwiki.org/Booru: https://booru.inkgen.moeBuild analyzer: https://sendou.inkPool code: inkgen>News• Big Run begins at 8PM EST until 9/8 8PM EST• Grand Festival - Past vs Present vs Future: 9/12-9/15• Version 9.0.0 patch notes: https://en-americas-support.nintendo.com/app/answers/detail/a_id/59461/~/how-to-update-splatoon-3#v900• Drizzle Season is on until 11/30>Media Accountshttps://x.com/SplatoonNAhttps://x.com/SplatoonJPhttps://x.com/SplatoonEU>Map Schedules and Seed Checkerhttps://splatoon3.ink/https://leanny.github.io/splat3seedchecker/#/>Gear, Weapons, and Collectableshttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/catalog.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/database.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/collectibles.htmlhttps://leanny.github.io/splat3/coop.html
Only six hours until Big Run!
I love Aori.
Waiting for X battles.
>>493415695am i the only one that uses polka dot suit?
weyyo!
>>493415918I still think this would be super coolTho maybe asking for too much idk
>>493416161why nono and saber hates you?
>>493415918Frye's eels would be more like an inkstrike like webm related.Also I remember Big Man throwing splat bombs.
>>493416921both work honestly. i do like that inkstriek tho.I think big man is more recognisable for the manta shadow thingies that bounce off walls during his boss battles
>>493416921god the cutscenes in this game were such a step up from 2...
>>493416350My wife.
>>493415695morning star main <3
>>493417870Cute wife.
No fatties allowed beyond this point
>>493418382fuck you the knife is where its at WHERE MY KNIFE CHADS AT
in a little over five hours the Salmonids will kick off an early grandfest, of course repping Team Future!As in securing the existence of our Eggs and a FUTURE for Salmonid children!A FUTURE without filthy inkfish in it!
>>493420371Im going to eat you.
>>493420371Actually it would be cool if they tracked and announced who got the most golden eggs based off of the Splatfest teams.
Have the new amiibos been dumped yet?
>>493421997yeah, a week ago
>>493421997/r/newamiibobins/comments/1f9lbw8/side_order/
Woomy says: "I'll lay down my life to bring back as many golden eggs as I can! Will you do your part for GrizzCo Industries and the Splatlands?"
>>493422914SIR YES SIR SIR
>>493422914I'll do it for those 7 golden scales
The end is nigh. Smiles, tears, all will clash once the final match comes to a closure.So let's celebrate it together, shall we?
>>493423564yesss!!!but hoooow???
>>493423564hell yes
i have ordered a callie but they sent pearlieorz
>>493423564sounds fun
>there might not be a splat4How does /ink/ feel about this potential future?
>>493427754fat chance
>>493427754Wasn't it already confirmed to be in development
After many iterations, we've finally arrived at the grand finale : The Grand Drawpile for the Final Fest!I've come back from the grave to work in collaboration with the new drawpileanon, a two man job for a 4 hours drawpile, on September 10th!As always, here's the form where you can share your suggestions : https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSfxNHtWCN5gJOJ9zLzkbo6dH2VqajxzBRnpyTWaA0eJiragkA/viewformUntil then, see you very soon, and remember, anyone is welcome to join, regardless of their skills. Let's celebrate Splatoon together!
>>493427754About the same potential as Pokemon not having a new generation.
>>493427754Saves me the trouble of buying a Soitch 2, so let it happen. Put me out of my misery.
>>493427252Scan the pearl amiibo, get all the gear then send it back.You dont need to ger it off the box to scan it btw
>>493427983Wrong. The gap the box creates is too big for it to be read.
>>493427940I look forward to working with the original drawpileanon as well as seeing everyone for hopefully our biggest drawpile yet! See you soon! Get your prompts in ASAP!
>>493427983she's gonna be a guest here for two weeks until i have to send her back hopefully i don't grow attached to her or something silly
>>493427754goodthen my bootleg splatoon replacement won't have actual splatoon staring it down
>>493427754>the ten million+ seller won't get another entrythere is zero chance s4 doesn't happen
>>493416528I know someone that uses it
i dont get why the cheaters are still allowed in the pool
Oh wait the grand big run is a gold rotation??? Thats crazy
>>493429464Has to be for triumverate to be possible
>>493429657not necessarilythe previous trium rotation and previous big run were regular random weapons that switched to gold random only for the Xtra wave
>>493429989Oh yeah i forgot
I need sexy post sexy
>>493427754
>>493431515have a scrote
>>493427754>thinking a series that sold 30+ million copies on one console won't get more sequels
It's almost two years since launch nowPost your favorite/best plays you have recorded since then
https://x.com/iosGRHrmPGy2Z2m/status/1831980663437688890?t=ce7EoaegaQMbMIakCyRdAQ&s=19 damn I didn't know Super Chumps played a jingle when popped
>two e-liters on enemy team>someone on my team disconnects in the first 15 secondsthanks king
>>493427754This is the most bizarre doomer take ever, they're not going to kill a series because the latest entry hasn't outsold its predecessor that's been out for 5 years longer and received a sales boost from a once in a lifetime event that had people locked in their homes bored out of their minds.
Big number
>>493432612>voll erwischtau mann...
>>493432612do gimmick pbs count
>1shots you from e-liter distance with no warningthanks nogami
splatoon if it was good
I never do inklings...All this drawtalk made me wanna try!I'm dedicating this 3 minute scribbled yeb to you /ink/
>>493434324cute durian.
I remember a gameplay webm that ended with an image of frye fading in at the endI want to see it again
I just ordered my pearlie and rina! Also… I had a dream and off the hook was in it. I remember trying to be friends with pearl and she was being mean. But then marina was being nice to me and we were watching some kind of video game reveal stream together and had lots of fun. It really made me feel differently about marina afterwards
>>493434218You have an oh so slight warning now with the startupUnlike E-liters who can hide behind a wall fully charged, swim around and instagib you.
>>493428201Seriously?? I thought they made these things scannable from the box so you could keep them in their boxes...
>>493434324would be better if it were a woom
>>493428201the gap is not too big, but there is aluminium tape that stops you from scanning so you don't just pirate everything straight from the store. some people use ipa to loosen the glue and remove the tape to make scannable amiibo boxes.
back in the FLAR queue
>>493434664Nope! That was sky landers. And you’re a very cool person for knowing about them.
>>493434969>mincemeat zonesself-harm isn't good, anon.
>>493434324a yeb is fine too
>>493434314nooo
Can she even read?
>>493434971>very cool for knowing about a toddler platformer that started the trend of physical DLC
I dont play with cheaters
>>493435345she looks cute
>>493435375>
>>493435345she's doing her best...
>>493435526Is she cute enough to convince you to buy her a pepsi?
>>493435643shes literally one of the richest people in the splatoon universe
>>493435375Shaddap. Skylanders was cool. Loved that game(s).
>>493434969uh-ohback to the flar againoh no!back to the flar againwe messed upback to the flar againnot again!back to the flar again
>>493435717So you won't buy her a pepsi... I see.
>>493435643I’d prefer if she was trying to sell me a Dr Pepper. Or coke. In that order
>>493435643of course.
>>493436056callie died later that day from diabetes
>>493435643I don't drink corn syrup, so no
>>493436158Boo!
>>493436137nah she just did a big burp
>>493435743Skylanders was very cool, I owned almost all of them, no regrets. You're based and that anon is lame.
>>493436158Based and Mexican soda pilled.
>>493436386>nooo you MUST drink the corn syrup!I hate the antichrist
>>493436158You do know that Pepsi does offer a real sugar version of their soda right? And it's not exclusively in bottles like mexican coke is. Pepsi has regular cans of it.
"you're thinking what I'm thinking" ass image.I gotta clean up my camera roll for the grand fest! I'll go crazy over all the new poses they're gonna make with their new dances
Why is every sweaty top rank troon in open today? This isn't even a good map rotation.
>>493439758I like zones.
Post your ceph with thishttps://www.neka.cc/composer/13808
>>493437729>Suicide!>Makeover!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzvoHslX6Vo
>>493439758home along
>>493440230with pleasure!
>>493439758>playing during a zones rotation Did it to yourself
>>493440565>not playing the only decent mode for solo play
>>493441040I'm a clams enjoyer. Zones is probably the mode I play the least. CB and TC are my bread and butter
>>493441040That would be rainmaker
>>493441906I know it’s unusual but I really want to stick my nose in between her breasts and smell them
>>493439758>Why is every sweaty top rank troon in open today?anarchy is always fucked at the start of new seasons because everyone is lumped into the same rank/matchmaking again
>>493440230
hmm, still not sure on the look
>>493416161
>>493442530This is a 10/10 Callie
>>493442530Oh no, she's going to steal my heart!
>>493439758>He didn't derank to C rankSkill issue
>>493435643I mean... I much prefer a Brisk iced tea or a bottle of Coca-Cola or even Jarritos, but eh, sure, Pepsi is ok too, I guess.
>>493442636I only have 10/10 muffins.>>493442812Shhhh... Just let her steal it. :p
When is big run
>>493443209use the links in the OP retard
>>4934432092 horas
>>493440230k
>>493444038oh
My veems eyes are brown but it doesn't have it
don't you ocfags have a discord to post in
I post my ocdick in your dad, does that count?
I won't be on for the first few hours of big runso /ink/ do me a favour and make sure to give them hell!!!
>>493444943Most people won’t it’s at 1am for me
>>493443326I know you called me a retard but you still helped me with my question, thanks tsundere anon
>why is my webm looking like shit after converting>realize I put the "4" in bitrate instead of size limit
>>493445234:3
>>493444943I'm doing my part!
>>493445391post it lmao
>>493445391this made me laugh more than it should have
>>493440230Me and woomy I like
I have learned to like clam blitz.the world feels a bit better now!
>>493445796This doesn't look like Panic at all
>>493447115I thought hotdog hated moon&star after the incident
you have an hour and 13 minutes to convince me NOT to pick future
>>493445708Overwrote the shitty original, sorry.
>>493449268Future... has everything! Its a closed door that must be opened! Swe whats beyond. See whats new!!All our fun is bound to happen in the future one way or anotherThe past isnt going anywhere and the present is gonna be the past(which isnt going anywhere) we will always be looking foward!!I know you said to convince you not to go future but... i want you to go future!
>>493449268>i have a weak will and follow whatever sheep is in front of me regardless of my own likes and dislikesnah you're good, you'll fit right in with future having that mind set so stay where you belong
>>493449268Shiver and Frye CBT session is mandatory every loss.
>>493449268everyone dies
*Helicopter noises*1 hour remains
>>493447687getting your flopshredders mixed up
>>493450435All mutilated flops are the same
list me all good and bad inkers
>>493451092untrue and unacceptable
>>493435743>>493436661I was working in a game shop at the time. we had bins filled with skylanders. We priced 'em by the color of the bottoms, and I just had to know enough that green -> orange -> blue -> redor something like that. and to explain to parents that they weren't... "forward compatible". The character designs were cool. So I have quite a few. 25, or 30 or something. Because I worked there, and we had SO FUCKING MANY, because parents would bring them in after the kids got bored, I probably only paid like 50 cents a piece 'employee discount'.here's some advice: don't work at the place that you spend most of your disposable income at. :(
>>493451412Im good at splatoon and bad to the bone
>>493452270They look like they wanna fuck Pearl
>>493451412bad = megood = everyone else
>>493440230repostan
>>493452695That's just a good silly woomy.I alone am the bad woom.
>>493452830
mentioned it in a previous thread but>win consistently with vedit in carbfest>plan to use it as main GranFes weapon>gets its painting nerfed right before GranFes>get amiibos today, gotta turf>test it out post-nerf>now lose consistently>have no other weapon I can rely on because I never play turfthere are no words to describe the kind of anger I'm feeling right now
>>493451412Good:Happy SkyPanicBooyah BoyTokaySnakeHandsGojiRandom Guy(currently Marxbruder)BallinTofuFemurBreakerHippieBad /ink/ers NonoFantasy GrezarChavoBrostarDark KoldMoon&StarThe rest are just ok
>>493453258>I'm "just ok"
>>493452695>bad = meBro, stop lying.
>>493453258what the hell did i do
good night /ink/
>>493454429gute nacht
>>493454429Good night, Goblinafan.
I wish goblin dies in her sleep
>>493454854Sorry rc Acht is already taken
Would anyone be interested in some Big Run at rotation?
>>493454982nah im good
>>493445064I will start at 1am my time
fsh at rotato.
>>493455051I'm going to the /v/ pool then.
>>493440230>when your friend drags you away from fish killing for some dumb festival photo
hello?
>>493455051o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o--o-o-o-o-okay....
I hate reading the thread lately
>>493456094why?
>>493456057moshi moshi woomy desu
>>493455043>>493445064I sort of want to buy a small collection of world clocks. But I just know I'd end up picking cities like>Berlin>Paris>Oslo>Madrid>Warsaw>Copenhagenbecause the idea of hanging and labeling world clocks all from the same time zone, all telling the same time, is really funny to me for some reason.
I dropped Splatoon 3 back in October 2022 in less than 60 days of its release because it was so shit. Have they actually fixed the game since then, or do you still feel like an otter eating a watermelon when you play it?
>>493453001just how was getting amiibos related to playing tw
good: my secret crush (she's a veemo)fresh:youbad:me
>>493456424Fuck off
>>493455845>backwards peace sign
>>493456424I have my complaints but I genuinely love Splat3. Hell one of the reasons why I don't really feel the desire to play with /ink/ anymore is the general bad vibes because yeah a lot of people here are that otter and don't need that in my silly squid game.
>>493456440you have to win 20 matches to unlock all of an amiibo's gear, and turf is faster than other modes
>>493456123autists off their meds are raiding this thread.>>493456424it's still in a deplorable condition, people still here are mostly retirees woomyposting or too invested to quit now.
>>493456631tofu veemo only gets drawn flipping people off so it was intended
>>493454982Yeah.
>>493454982Yep.
>>493456713That otter's name starts with a "N"?
Fuck so Grizz really was talking to us from space all along
The big run is happening before the event?
>>493456718you should throw 20 matches the day before they arrive then so you can be in the fwar queue
>>493453001Now you know how playing with the aeropsray feels.
>>493456424>>493456713whats this about an otter I dont get it
fsh?
>>493457031
One minute before salmon take it all
>>493456985>>493453001>get amiibos today
>>493455051fhiss...
>idols singing grizzco themeC U T E
i forgot i dont have squinty added. rip
Look up in the sky during the big run, you can see a bear shaped star...
>>4934549824/4
>>493457147I like splatoon 3 why even come here if you dont
rip tofu
Oh, I think missed some lobbys. Well, hosting a late one (Host M).
tofu is my best friend
>>493457779funny they said the same thing to me
>>493457550because woomies were cute. I liked one and two and had hope for this series.
>>4934567131. Aren't you sick of the bad game design in it? OP weapons, Tetris-shape maps, etc.2. How do you tolerate so many communication errors?3. Do you actually have a group of friends to play with, or do you go solo?>>493456795>it's still in a deplorable condition, people still here are mostly retirees woomyposting or too invested to quit now.What a shame. I couldn't get enough of Salmon Run in 2, but I couldn't stand it in 3, it was(?) so awful.
good:your woomy
How do the tide levels and scoopers work on this stage?
164/7,000,000 we're almost there bros
>>493455051room?
>>4934550514/4.
We're so close bros...
>158 first shift
Why does Frye always want to fight people
>got 140 even with a wave 2 disconnectthis is gonna be ez
Not bad for a three team
>stuck at 40Who's the timmy?
I GOT ON LATE LET ME IN
>>493459229Opening. Host M.
>gamestop says yesterday amiibos got split into two shipments with first arriving saturday>come home today to find both in one box sitting on my porch for who knows how many hours>zero warning for thisThanks...? At least I live in a nice neighborhood I guess
I forgot to change into the Grizz suit
this bait and click remix is kinda ass
callies bait
ezdidn't kill triumverate though, sadge
>>493457964The map design is probably my biggest complaint. They're fine but they should be better than just fine. If I had the "change one thing about this game" wand it would be improved maps. Honestly never been too bothered by the top weapons in Splat3 and I get once the path of least resistance is found pretty much everyone is going to go that route. That said some low tier stuff should have been buffed but no matter what some weapons are going to be bottom tier. Hate to be the "works on my machine" guy but I don't have connection issues often. In an average play session I at most have two games end because of a connection issue but most days I don't have any. I play with irl friends mostly nowadays, especially during Splatfests, but I do a large amount of solo play too especially SR since I'm soloing atm.
amanmenmi-anemna-an AMENMAAN ENEMY!it's an enemy!
>>493460380her name is parko
>>493460427Wrong, braindead retarded faggot.
>>493460427It's Melodylead singer of the Chirpy Chirps
Evens I leave them in the box because I got cards nowOdds I open because I already opened the rest I got
We're never gonna hit 7 million. Its ogre.
this big run is kinda... boring...
sorry room ive gotta go on a date with callie and totally not wash dishes
>>493460380OH THE MISERYEVERYWOOMY WANTS TO BE MY ENEMY
>>493460976i totally wasn't neglecting household duties
>>493460976see ya marie! tell callie I said hi
who needs help getting gold
>>493461243i dont need help but i do want someone to freelance with
damn. first trium I've played, thats pretty crazy. I feel like the first one to take down is giga-maws
>>493461434No, first should be the eel fucker, then big smoke, then giga maws
>>493460737you could have bought 4 calliesor 2 callies and callie friend
>>493461434he has the most hp so he almost always goes down lastfocus on horroboros first, try and bait joe to pop up and bite his fart bubble
>>493461434I think people go for horror, using joe as a weapon.then the booyah bombs stop, and you can focus on joe. I think coho just kind of dies on it's own? I don't know. if you see him, toss him an egg.
>>493461243if you need help getting gold, you are truly a shitter>t. just at 100evp and got above 150 three matches in a row
GG's S and M!SR 2/4
GGs kingslayers, we struck gold tonight
>>493460380https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6y2orJBmM8
>>493460910You better not stop slopping if you want to play any kind of special event Big Run ever again. They're probably checking player numbers the whole way through to see what they should do in the next game.
>not even 1 hour in and we're already at 32 millionnice
ugh I keep wave 1 wiping im joining the next available /ink/er room
>>493462547i don't want sr in 4 though
>>493462798>>493462154
>>493460910it's genuinely too easyI'll have to play with freelancers later to feel a semblance of urgency
>Crack open Big Run>First try: 141>"Ok, not exactly 150 on the first go, maybe the second try-">Second try: 146>"Alright alright, getting a bit better! I can feel a 150 in my bones-">Third try: picrelAnd this was with FL players, it's a pretty strong start for me, but I do think I can easily, possibly get damn near close to 200 with friends if I tried. Or hell, even with any of you, we'd easily stomp out my 165 score. Overall though, I'm pretty proud that I sped past 150!
>229
Goldies spawning during normal waves is a grand run thing and not a big run thing right?
>>493462874Opening
>>493462893the stage is also just really flat and not interesting at all
>>493463546Only Grand since they want us to farm those eggs
>>493463608it's supposed to let everyone feel like they're getting a shitload of eggs I guess, even the people who normally struggle
>>493462874LOL
I FUCKING DID IT, FINALLY GOD DAMN>only got bronze and silverof courseBUT I DON'T CARE I FINALLY BEAT THESE FUCKERS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
can i join your room n+m
>I WISH IT WOULD SUCK MORE
GG's A!
>>493464575GGs Fr.
good thing fish aren't real
>>493462264Ugly looking ceph
>reached 220 EVP>still no king salmonid
>>493464868You're not stinky enough
>>493464148Triumvirate is great for bronze farming
GGs Jepp been a while
GGs CD/N/SH room. That was the first time I've played Triumverate rounds before. Using Joe to get the final hit on horror was pretty satisfying
>>493464148nice sex
How do I get the friendship bracelet?
>>493465524Either have friends, or steal one.
lick squintys feet and she drops it
>>493465441imagine being in between four cephs, all hot and sweaty from fighting 3 abominationshahahaha
>>493460910Its a fun power trip but the stage is really flat and lazy
>>493462893>>493460910>>493465902They probably made it easy specifically to cater to all the timmies and returning players and make everyone feel good about themselves getting easy gold ranking
>check seedYE->drinks
the hlm triumverate badge is gonna be meaningless after this
It is time.The weekend of the yebby has started, post all the yebbies please, let's enjoy the weekend of the yebby.
>>493460910At least it's easy to farm up suicide points
>69,000,000LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>4934655245 gold scales
>>493464148Great job, now beat them at HLM
GGs comrades R and R. Dunno if both of ya are in the thread rn, but thanks for joining.
>>493466173it was meaningless the moment it was introduced with grizz only waves.the only requirement for killing tri is having everyone understand they must bring joe to the boris bomb. if that's done, it's a free kill every time.
>1.5 hours in>quota 10% done already
>>493466204This is the weekend of fish.
Guri/Laios rapes infant boys.
>>493466869obviously dead game
Who wanna fish for 2 bosses?
>>493466204>>493457087
>>493460071>The map design is probably my biggest complaint. They're fine but they should be better than just fine.I agree. 1's maps actually played differently from one another.>Honestly never been too bothered by the top weapons in Splat3 and I get once the path of least resistance is found pretty much everyone is going to go that route.Personally, I couldn't stand playing against unfun bullshit like Ballpoint Splatling, Clash Blaster, or Tetra Dualies in 2 let alone 3, so props to you I guess. I ran a Tenta Missiles spam Jet Squelcher set in 2 because I hated PvP so much but I still wanted the rewards. Looking back, I should've just dropped the game altogether.>Hate to be the "works on my machine" guy but I don't have connection issues often. In an average play session I at most have two games end because of a connection issue but most days I don't have any.What's your setup? Back when I still played it, I had 3 bars of wireless connection, but, on the day that I quit, it was because I got disconnected 4 times in a row. I couldn't even finish Wave 1 in any of those Salmon Run matches.>I play with irl friends mostly nowadays, especially during Splatfests, but I do a large amount of solo play too especially SR since I'm soloing atm.Sure wish I had 3 homies that were just as good if not better than me.
Finally
>>493466860GGs M thanks for hosting
>>493467090we're all gonna make it
I was under the impression the red canons were supposed to throw your eggs directly into the basket. It doesn't always do that if they're far away - is it supposed to work like that?
>>493466878Fish will leave once Big Run is over, yebby is eternal... We cherish the yeb.>>493467030Sure! I'm down.
>>493467419they always get in the basket when they're near, they miss when they're far away
Any sr groups? Trying to grind as much as possible
anyone got some polls and stats for fest teamsjp or en or friendslist or otherwise
br anyone?
>>493467686Since no one answered meI'll join you
>>493467686You wanna join me w3
how do you not get gold in this
>>493467518Good to know, thanks.
>>493467421No I was just showing you the yeb
GGs thanks for playing R
Anyone else noticing that wave 1 caps out at 55 eggs? Twice now I've gotten to 55 eggs with ~15 seconds remaining and no more bosses spawn, just tons of trash
>>493468010Not even (You)r yeb? Bad, bad, bad...
>>493467850opening
>over 80 million in less than 2 hours>tfw getting minimum 60 eggs every wavedevs are shitting and queefing themselves rn
Sorry for the disconnect SS. Nintendo had the audacity to tell me my fiber optic ethernet connection was my fault. GG though.
There's no way these egg numbers are real, it's going up by the millions every 10 minutes
>>493468403It's 90% me, I'm multiboxing.
ggs s & o
>>493468403I mean the game did sell ~11 million copies
>>493468403dead game tho
Someone please helpPresent or Future
>>493467985>how do you not get gold in thisplaying with low rank randoms
>>493468109I got 57 on wave 1
>>493468403if 150,000 people get 50 eggs a wave, that's 5.6 million in one game.
>>493468578maybe it's 58 or soI've just noticed that towards the end of wave 1, bosses just stop spawning and it's just an endless stream of trash
>>493468531past
>~15 seconds remaining and no more bosses spawnthat's how salmon run has always worked.
>>493468691>bosses just stop spawning and it's just an endless stream of trashThat's every wave, bosses stop spawning at the 27 second mark to at least give you some time to turn in eggs after boss spam.
Got really lucky with freelancers and made gold on my first shift of the night, and went on to get my first tri kill. Current personal egg total is 328.>>493456932>>493457461What part of the map? or are you making shit up and I'm just stoopit?
>>493468531https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OX0Q1WscKo
>>493469195>or are you making shit up and I'm just stoopit?Woomy never had much brains, all that cranial space was spent on silly
>shiver doing the grizzco laughconcerning
>>493468109hasnt this been the case since splatoon 2I remember their being boss caps people hit easily
>2 hours in>already at nearly 100milcoddamn
At the current rate we're going to get like 1.9 billion eggs.
>>493469445it's time for her revenge for the zombie/skeleton/ghost fest
>>493469445I wouldn't worry about it, grizz is too much of a cheapskate to afford her overpriced loyalty
yall see the cool stuff flying in the plaza? its like a bunch of paper... looks so spooky i love it!!
https://youtu.be/WsxI1J62gcQthe grand run music is goofy as shitI like how you can hear big man playing piano in the lobby theme, at least
They shortened the time before you Super Jump into the next wave. right?
>>493440230>spend 20 minutes on it>can't save the image
>>493469740time to get stomped by ghosts once more....tho im worried they might give big man a super shitty theme because he won all the seasonal fests...
at this rate suicide rooms are going to be ready tomorrow
Alright it’s been two hours >what’s your rank >what’s your high score>EVP 260>174
check em
>>493470113man I'm glad it's not percent based anymore because people are going to get some truly retarded high scores
>>493469834Heli's dropping 'em, I reckon
>>493470113>no dubs anywhere in the imagedumb yeb
>>493470187Yeah I can see the nip overfishers getting 300+
100 million eggs reached!1/7th of the way there!Keep givin' those fish hell!
>>493469506the weekend we've been training 2 years for!!
>>493470092>EVP 380>212
>triumvirate>guy goes all the way to the right side of the map and gets splatted>no way to realistically get to him and he won't move because there are eggs near himbruh
>>493470092>380>205
I love when Big Man does the laughLoved when he did it in splatoween and I love it when he does it now it's so cute how non-scary he is
Mr.Grizzzz whens it my turn on the splatana
Haven't played Sneed Run yet, I'll do it tomorrow.
>>493470092>EVP 220>194
>>493471035wake up you lazy ass woomer
>>493470221he's just blissfully ignorant, ok?
>>493470092>380>214
>>493471101Someone else will kill the fsh for me, fat fuck Grizz doesn't pay me enough to do this.
>>493471198
>>493470113cheated score
>>493471429schzio being based
>>493470092>270>204
>>493471585>t. evp 50
>>493471585>t. will complain if we don't reach quota
>>493470092>EVP340>211And still no golds.
>>493471585obsessed
>>493470194that's sorta cool. I saw some confetti also so i just imagined that the salmonids where making such stir that the grand fest decorations where flying from the crater all over to the cities
>Already hundred millionyeah quota will be reached by tomorrow morning
>>493469972if youre on mobile just click it once
if you still can't clear the triboss with gold spawns then i don't know what to tell you
>>493472043I hope I don't miss out on seeing it, I'm going to sleep now
buff the grizzco bow
>>493472286kek
>>493472043took two hours to reach 100 million so in other 2 hours we'll have 200 or moreI think in 14 hours is all it takes for 700 millionthe weekend has 48 hours so assuming we keep this up we'll have about...2 billion!!!
>>493471585two motherships + crab tank, may as well be
>>493472286bro???
>>493468158>>493467686GGs SR.
what are they doing with all these eggs
>>493472450haha yeah... wonder how steep the dropoff's gonna be
>>493472487>mothership twice in the same runyeah, may as well be cheatingsuper good RNG
>>493472589Making the world's longest chain of anal beads
>>493472450TOTALSALMONIGGERDEATH
full >>493472568ggggggggggggggssssssss A
>Wage slave in real life>Wage slave in SplatoonOh boy I sure do love capitalism
The stage wouldn't be that bad if they decorated it more with props. Grand Fes is still a week away but if they just scattered stuff like speakers, mix decks, mics and shit around, it wouldn't feel so plain and empty.
>>493473367this is the big run version of the stagethe tricolor version will look much different
>>493473367all stolen and cannibalized for parts to feed the salmonid war machine.
Please don't hit 700m, they'll unlock salmonlings and ruin the game even more.
>>493472450I just realized how much one billion it let alone 2if we keep this pace I think we might be swimming in scales! how many would that be anyways 20 gold and a few hundred silvers?
>>493472450I'm guessing this is just the opening shifts activity buff but still 700k is going to be real easy
why did I decided to salmon run with w*men
>>493456253There are apps for that, you know?But if you want to just have real ones on the wall, that's cool too. It would feel a little too corporate for me personally. My manager has something like that kek, because we have team members all around the globe.Also>Berlin>Paris>Oslo>Madrid>Warsaw>CopenhagenAll those cities are in the same timezone lmao.t. Your Eurofriend in exile
>>493473749it was datamined, you get fish scale rewards every 100m reached starting at 700mil. at 900mil you receive 9 gold, 27 silver, 270 bronze. we don't know how much beyond that.
>>493474068Always SR with yebbies and weyyos.
>>493473013beats starving to death under communism
>>493474130yeah i know but what would 2 billions even be?theoretically?
>>493470092>EVP 40>0I haven't played yet.
>>493470092>EVP 80>173Sometimes life is that shrimple
>224HOLY SHIIIIIIT
>>493474771Shut up faggot
I love Shiver's laugh
>>493470092evp 240189
>>493474771SQUIGGA THE FISH ARE INVADING WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!? THEY'RE COMING FOR OUR WOOMIES AND WE NEED YOU ON THE FRONT LINES
>241 eggs>94 on wave 3 normal tide>hazard level was only 228%The power of Goldie RNG
>>493470942I've been getting it exclusively tonight. Let's swap.
>>493475468>WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!?Making dinner and having weekend family time.
>mfw got 223 freelancing
>>493475743Oh MY...
>pw room in channelFuck
>>493475873This stage is easy as fuck, that's why.Even the timmies are gonna be pushing 400+ easily
>>493476006Let's see your 400+ score anon
>>493475745>Get the splatana>Its when flyfish are hovering over the water
>>493476063I meant 400+ EVP, not egg score
What hacks should I get first for Side Order? I'm averse to spending Membucks because I assume less Prlz when the run ends, or does it count the total earned instead of what you have at the end?
>>493476135Oh. My bad
>>493470092>EVP 300>208
how do we deal with the trio again?boris takes care of himself but after he is done we focus on joe or zuna?
Late GG's Tofu, what are the chances we bumped into each other in freelance with so many people playing? Thanks for the 215 record!
ggs f and l
3/4ggggggggsssssss M1 min G and M
apprenticehaven't played yet
>>493476471Boros then Zuna then Joe
thanks gents, two king runs is good enough for me, shame we got no full clears tho
>>493476506Tofu is a friend of the thread
>>493476714>>493476506he's my best friend
IN A WORLD WE MUST DEFEND
>>493470092320209
>>493476919POKEMON!
>>493476471Use Joe to kill Boris, then use Joe to kill Zuna. But shoot Joe all the time, so he'll probably die before Zuna. Then kill Zuna.
>>493476964A HEART SO TRUE
>>493477125OUR COURAGE WILL PULL US THROUGH
>>493477150YOU TEACH ME AND I'LL TEACH YOU
>>493476528Can I join?
>>493476919>>493476964>>493477125>>493477150>>493477195Spamming/Flooding.
>>493477242I'll flood your ass with my cum if you keep acting like such a faggot
>>493477195POK-E-MON
>>493477242>Election tourist hates funGet fucked
>>493477387GOTTA CATCH EM ALL
u guys are silly
>>493477651POKEMON!
>>493477241full rn
>>493477993Ok.
>>493477993Hope things have been going well for you
>>493476221Membucks to Prlz exchange rate is pretty shit anyway, 100:1 iirc. But yeah only one you have at the end gets converted.I'd start with extra life and damage reduction. Swim speed and run speed. Then reduce prices, and reroll levels.But it doesn't really matter, you'll have them all before you're done with all pallettes anyway.
>>493476221if you're trying to PRLZmax you get a big bonus for just sticking to one palette color as much as possibleit makes the game harder, though
>>493476919>>493476964>>493477125>>493477150>>493477195>>493477387>>493477651>>493477830GAY
>>493478172i will let you know if i have a spot open>>493478229thanks anon, everything stable and nice so farhope everything is going very well with you as well
>>493478623Tysm.
Guys, br rooms, pls
Don't get carpal tunnel!
>not having the extended version memorizedI bet you didnt even have the 2 B A Master CD
>>493478751thank you, anon. after the big run ill have to do abunch of commissions and college stuff and THEN the grand fest so.. owchthis actually helps alot!
>>493478751DON'T DO THIS IT MAKES WOOMY GAS
>>493478751Hand stretch chart my beloved, it's always a treat to see this posted around for gamers, artists, and et cetera
>>493478751I don't trust that chart. I'll stick with gook tutorials. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5yr4HNfQ-8
>>493478246Yeah I'm still on the intial tower runs, I haven't unlocked S2's hub yet. It's my fault for putting it off so much.
>>493479665Tempting yebby, I love him so much...
what should i be picking for the teams?the only games I played for splatoon are 3 and 2I liked 3 the best but I kinda like marie a bit more than fryealso what do I do now that i got 151 score for eggs? do i just grind the big run to get catalogue levels?
>>493480965If good: PastIf bad: FutureDont pick present
>>493480965Pick present
>>493480965salmon run gives horrible catalogue points, you'd get more from playing ranked even with the big run bonus active
>>493480965team future if you want to see change and new things.and if you wanna grind catalog SR isnt goood for it.but keep playing it tho good for quota
>>493480965One of the reasons I picked past was to avoid mirror matches.
>>493480965don’t pick present
>>493481603>sydneynow post every single one of these done in every other city across the globe
Don't pick present that's the worst oneDon't pick past you'll just be dissapointedDo pick future. It's the best one.
>>493482042Impressive.
>>493482042...? context?
>>493482042>Error: You must wait longer before deleting this post.Wrong general oops...
>>493482187>>493482042>sharing a general with a >>>/p/ poster
>>493482042Shouldn't you be playing Pokemon Snap or something, champ?
>>493481786I don't believe it's unreasonable to assume this is a representative sample. Most people started playing in 2 or 3 not 1. Off the Hook has arguably received the most character development out of all the idol groups.
>>493482107>>493482118I'm tired, my bad>>493482294And a /fgt/ on top of that!>>493482370I don't know what that is.
>>493482452>I don't believe it's unreasonable to assumei do, most people on /ink/ are going with past so your assumption isn't reasonable at all. it's different everywhere, taking 1 sample from a sample size of over 10k+ is retarded
>>493482187lolol im still proud of you, anon
If you choose future you’re a fryefag unironically
>>493482696i'm a big man fag actually.also all the fryefags are pearlina fags too remember?team present is so fucked
>>493482654Thanks lolI wonder if any other /ink/ers have some oddball hobbies too
>>493482635/ink/ is a fraction of Splatoon players. I see more Present tees and banners in pubs. Most plaza posts I've seen are not for team Past. In my opinion, October Expansion and Side Order skew the results towards Present. Additionally, woke adults will pick Present because OTH are le heckin' wholesome lesbians. Children who answer the question honestly will be more likely to pick Present because they are high time preference.
>>493483290*Octo.
>>493482042You should post your woomy photo collection, I bet it's full of interesting angles and cool poses!
Still sad turquoise october wasn't called magenta furbruary in splatoon 3... it'd be so dumb but so good.
>>493483290and one sticker board in sydney is also just a fraction of the splatoon player base retard yet you want to "assume" it's not "unreasonable" for everyone to be picking present/future over pastyou're a fucking idiot
>>493483290I picked Present because I love big black tits and Pearl's hat is pretty cool
>>493483290You seem to underestimate /ink/'s power
what do you think of this octopus
>>493483751/ink/ is significantly better than most players. I assume this is because the majority, myself included, started with the first game. Players who started with Splatoon 1 will be more likely to have a preference for the Squid Sisters, and therefore will be more likely to pick Past. A majority of /ink/ also picking Past further encourages more of /ink/ to pick Past so we can all play together.
>>493484354she's cute, anon, but you've posted her like 5 times now
>>493484354the pants ruin it.>>493484442you're delusional yknow that?
>>493484505Yes.
anyone got a pic of what the now or never horns look like with the afro
Those subhuman bad br players are falling off at evp600 now
>>493484354Pronouns: Slay/Slem
>>493484354I like her
>>493484354I might throw up
>>493484935Fuck you you beat me to it
>>493485117you should keep going anyway
that veemo is nicebut what do you think of this yebbo?
>>493483668I haven't met a woomy on a walk yet, but when (when! not if) I do, I'll take a lot of pictures!
who salmn
ggggggggggggssssssssssssss G M and Cneed small break
>>493485341Nice, saved.Should visit /p/ more often, they have some really fucking sick photos.
>>493485167I barely even got my tablet set up, I still have too much shit to do, im exhausted and it's one of *those* nights, I think ill just save it for another timeI need to big run anyway
is it autistic to put on salmon run-themed gear before joining big run rooms so when we stop playing my character outside looks like they belong there
>>493485469GG's!>Need small breakSame
>>493485220Very handsome yebby, I like playing with him and when he goes "Booyah!".
>>493485589Nah
>>493485589A little but in a cute way
>>493485220Cute yebbo, needs headpats!
>>493485589No thats fun and based! It's nice to have fun.>>493485639it's true I booyah alot. btw my boss thing is filled up you got a room going?
>>493485589post fits i wanna see
WE ARE FUCKING UNDER ATTACK!!
>>493476959When's the one on the right using the Friendship Bracelet again
>>493485986They just want to party too
>>493485469GGs K!
>>493485469>>493485636Old men kek
>>493485734And that's a good thing, a yebby who doesn't booyah often is defective and needs smooches until he booyahs again.Also sorry man, I already made plans with some friends tonight, will you be playing tomorrow? I'll be around so we can play together if you want.
Any rooms need an extra hand?
>>493486491anything goes i just wanna fuck up those pesky king salmonids
>>493486640ME
>>493485535They also have a lot of really bad ones lmaoLike I said I do post in /fgt/, and pretty much only there, unless there's another film-related thread where I have something worth saying or showing.
>>493486607Alright, tomorrow we fish together.
>>493486640In half an hour maybe
>>493486741openin
>>493487225shit in a shift on seczxonf
I’m pretty sure we will reach 700M tomorrow noon
>>493472497>>493472445its shit
>>493487225Aight coming, yo infinite you wanna come with?
What's the golden egg count at now, have we reached half way yet?
>>493487625we have 2 eggs...
>>493486106Kill yourself.
SR3/4
>242.192.919yeah no we so gonna get those 700 million by like tomorrows morning...
how are these little fuckers not completely extinct by now
>>493488225All of this has been without the full power of a Japanese evening.
>gold alreadyJesus fuck what
>>493488429same loli think its because they have bosses spawn more and also the cannons toss the eggs exactly into the baskets
>>493488429>didn't beat my recordWelp. To think I took a break for a month and still this decent.
I haven't clocked-in for big (grand) run.Is it silly that I almost don't want to do it, because I feel like it's going to spoil the festival venue?
>>493488693youre missing out, anon! come on already! the stage will look way different when its time for tricolour also its really good stage for big run ngl
>>493487778Let me in
>charger during mothershipFree eats.
>>493488825we is full
Alright I’m ready for suicide rooms
I still don't get how to properly exploit motherships with crab tankI always end up shooting the ship too much and killing it
>>493489020I don't accept
/ink/ this is you
>>493489586Yeah that weyy is me
idk if the anons im playing with are here rn but damn am i glad i saved those reefsliders lmao
PISS.
GGs aSR3/4
>freelancer kills the slammin lid and drops me into the waterREASON TO BE UPSET.
>>493491475Ill join
https://x.com/miyumiyu_chan/status/1832269987576525195?t=fDpPeWlNHo4bMGoWoXJgcg&s=19 how dedicated are you in getting EVERY EGG?
>>493492257geddin
>>493492578word
>glowfliesYes!>bowFUCK THIS GAME
>>493493023big run glowflies are always free anyway they put dedicated glowfly spots right next to the baskets
>first shift get 102>second shift get 145looking good so far. don't forget to deploy your wave breaker when you hit the last ten seconds
SLAUGHTER THEM ALL CRUSH THEM SQUISH THEM BITE THEM CRUNCH THEM STEP ON THEM SWALLOW THEM DESTROY THEM YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
I am Mr. Grizz strongest employee.
Why the fuck do people want to hang out on the uninkable little platform in the middle of the area during glow or grills
GGs Big Salmo Blammos, sorry its getting late to the point im struggling to keep both eyes open at once
BROTHERS we must stop those filthy Salmonoid swarms. For the GLORY of the Emperor!
>>493494271Can ballin join?
>comm error & 10 min banmight as well take a break for tonightgood luck /ink/ i better see the 70M once i wake up
>>493495260he's blocked by literally everyone so noplaying with him puts you at risk of being banned too
Is she actually any good in 6?
Rate this title pls:>Glistening Grandchild
factwoomies are gooder the bigger their boobs are
*whimper*
>>4934964572.2/8, I'm only giving you +1 point for alliterationIt just doesnt roll off the tongue very well, figuratively and literally, youre going from moving your tongue to pronounce "gl" and then shifting your lips to pronounce "gr">>493496768This is true>>493496784This woomy deserves many treats
Need a couple minute break after this one BB and L.
I hope grizz himself comes down and congratulates us for getting 1 billion
>three grizz sloshers on my team>none of them are killing flyfishwhy me
I can't wait to eat 1 billion golden eggs mm yum golden eggs
>>493496768consider this instead: woomies are gooder the bigger their floppers are
>>493497021I dont like when people try to make their fetish into a character and pass it off as normal
GGs R. Sorry we couldn't get 150 for you. It felt like they were deliberately playing poorly.
>>493497021This is also true
consider this:they're not good
>>493497283God damn
>>493497416one in the pink two in the ink
>>493497054Thats dot. Report and ignore.
>>493497054Counterpoint- if nobody makes their fetishes into characters, you get world of vanilla. And no matter what splatfest results say, vanilla's the worst flavour.
>>493497806Counterpoint: kys porn addict freak
>>493497519*babt
>>493497965>>493497519I can't tell if people just use the same names in generals or if the names are just extremely popular for no reason
commed out unfortgo again or ggs?
>>493498159Got the ol' 10 minute slap on the wrist so go ahead.
>>493496768No wonder my woomy is so bad then.
>>493497519>>493497965don't you have a twitter to artbeg on, senda?
Just got exactly 150 lol. Fuck yeah
>>493498159Me and binx didn't make it. Rip. I can wait.
>>493498228why doesn't he close his curtains
>>493498375And risk looking like a dick?
stop talking about deceased /ink/ers
I wish nintendo would show official art of the idols actually doing a salmon shift instead of just alluding to it all the time
Dammit I was so close, I was on the final boss, the phase before you got to all the color chips.Should I try a few more runs for enough prlz to try him again? Or just spend them on some upgrades?
>>493497806you are porn sick
>>493498712>you are pornWhy would you lewd an anon like that
>>493498708also if I retry a level, will the hacks I got after retrying it be kept?
>>493498972they must be really hot
>>493498712Not all fetishes are about porn
my fetish is woomies with a :3 smile
>>493499539YOU ARE A PORN ADDICT ANON
>>493499539
Me fetish is happy yebbies.
>>493498712>>493499583meds
>>493499961R E P E N T
>3 short of 200Believe in the dream
>>493498972xD
any BR room going one? any interest in one if there isn't?
>3 man triumverate win in Freelance of all placesAll smiles
i like how since its the last one they made sure everyone would be able to get gold this time lol
Sorry RG we forgot to PW lock...
>>493500526Gotta give little Timmy something befores hes forced to eat dirt next week depending on the team he chooses.
>>493500375i just got finished playing with some irls, im in if you host.
>>493500526it's not the last onethey reportedly added fallbacks in the code for future big run repeatsI wonder if they'll just give us a second coho statue
So I decided to try to see if I could challenge myself to get to 200 eggs, and I haven't had any luck so far with any of the friends I've played with. Maybe someone in here has a lobby open to attempt a 200-egg run?
>>493500732room opening soon
>206That's what I'm talking about.
BR room 2/4 starting
>>493500254>203Baaaaaaaaaaaaaased
>>493484935>drawing a reposted veemo from twitter
GGs S
>>493501127>>493501176Wait it was 206 my bad. Hate to leave when we are doing well, but dinner is calling. GG, bros.
>>493501540why would an artist care if the character was from here or not
>>493501748yeah /ink/ers have terrible fashion
>>493501917fact check: true
>414,854,454We're less 300,000,000 away from the goal.Given it only took us less than 3 hours to get to 200.000.000...Now I don't wanna sleep, I wanna see the counter reach 700.000.000 live! Wonder if the idols will report on it right away.
>>493501659I'll rejoin if you are still going
>>493503971Starting wave 3, get ready
>>493504047Ill come too.
>>493503971>>493504153Opening.
big run
yeb run
sleepy weyyos getting tucked in and smooched on the foreheadGood night /ink/
>>493504858Rest well!That being said, anyone here that hasn't acquired 200 eggs want to make an attempt at getting 200 alongside me?
>>493504927i'm just eating breakfast but sure
>>493505025Oh nice, what's breakfast for you?
>>493505296toastand i'm ready to go when you are
>>493505484Opening roomAlso yum, toast, was there anything on it?
That's it for me yall, ggs.thanks for having me
GGs salmon VERY fun stuff
Will leave room open for others to join if they wish, 2/4
>>493505937just some butteralso, oof, i'm rusty
Guess I'll use this as my chance to climb into bed. GGs fishers.
>>493506563Oof, it's alright, the rust will shake off eventually, hopefullyAlso nothing wrong with a little butter on toast
You must eat all the eggs
Anyone notice that Frye now says Catch Ya Later in the top left? Is that new? I swear it always used to be Shiver.
>>493507379yeah it's new, now it's randomized which deep cut member says it each time
honestly salmon run was better when it wasn't 24/7.now the devs use it as an escape from making actual changes to them actual game.
>Tri fight>A few deaths here and there>Otherwise doing fine, speedily and swiftly draining their health meters>On the verge of taking down all three>Time runs outOof.
It's hard to imagine splatoon without salmon run at this pointIt has to be one of the best additions to any sequel ever
Remember the hand signs
>>493508842>ruined 2>ruined 3>ruined 3's single-playerok
what the fuck man
ggs salmonshame about not getting 200 but not too shabby
470 million golden eggs total in almost 11 hours, I wonder if it's programmed to reach beyond 999,999,999
i did one round with randos and got 177you have to go out of your way to not reach gold
hey look what I found
i love drawing cephs
Got my trophy. No need to aim higher but I will accept it if it happens. It's all scales from here
>>493509960put that thing back where it came from
>>493508842The main reason i never played splat2 was that i first played during a salmon run and discovered it wasnt a permanent game mode during my next play session. That and the unskippable cutscene every time you open the game made it not worth ever booting again. I really appreciate being able to skip the broadcasts now.
>>493458410Goblin instincts
>>493509775Highest I got is 203
stupid amazon messed up my order AGAINim CALLIELESS
Just woke up, what's the counter at?
>>4935145203
>Wake up at 12am>Big run started at 1am>ALREADY 500 MILHOLY FUCK SLOW DOWN
>>493515228We have to get to 999,999,999
>>493515228all me by the wayI'm taking a break now so it will slow down
>>493515228sorry that was me i got 499m on my own
do you get a reward for contributing eggs that you can miss if the target is hit
>>493515821yes you get a blowie from mr grizz
>>493515443O ok
now’s your chance to point and laugh at all the retards who thought the quota was unreachable
>>493516983>t. would have blamed the overfishers if we didn't reach quota
>>493517042projection
>>493516983>all the retards who thought the quota was unreachableso no one? this is a change that's been in effect for a while now, full grizz weapons? seriously? no one thought it was unreachable
Bronze scales can go over 999 or no
>>493517321Yeah
the stinger crossfire is fucking brutal
Some nigga in my freelance is called £1 fish
>three full meter clears in a row with no triumverate
>>493517881That’s why you gotta stay with the same people
Hey, I finally learned how to make the grizzco sloshing mochine destroy a whole stinger stack
Anyone for BR?
>>493517957>finally get it>switch battery diesI deserved that
>>493518407Yeah
>>493518767Fuck, just started. W1.
The grizzco big shot cannon closest to the egg basket has 100% accuracy btw
>>493518810Cool, I’ll get there when I get there.
>>493518952I think everyone realized this already
>freelancers are starting to get really bad SHIT I DIDN'T GRIND FAST ENOUGH
>>493519049Room is up!
>>493519168Saturday morning kids.
BR 2/4.
Failed the trium but got 6 gold lol
Looks like I'll reach 30 gold eggs and get the grizzco hat by the weekend's end. I wish the hat said "I defended Grandfest from hordes of salmonids and all I got to show for it was this hat".
>>493519568>kill 2/3 trium>all bronze
>wasting a king on the worst freeshitters I had the displeasure of carrying>I get grizz slosherThis is painful
>>493519696Exact same as me but it was 6 gold
>>493519696>most of the gold rewards are pointless or ridiculously unattainable>they gave us the best slopsuit for free so silvers are pointlessbronze scales are king
>freeshitter killing themselves on purposeI didn't ask to be in your suicide room
the new deep cuttified lobby theme is fun but I don't think they'll ever top how cool this one isit felt like shit was about to get realhttps://youtu.be/m300CNdwhdE
>just over 12 hours and we're already 60 / 70neat
>>493520085but I'm 6 gold away from finally being able to afford the *real* cap of legend
any early rooms up?
>>493519696>kill all 3 trium>bronze and silver
>trium low tide 2 grizz stampersWOAAAAAAH WHY ME
>>493521313Dunno if it can be called one, but yeah.
>>493453258It does not matter that you are on the bad side or that you have an image to keep up being on the good side. What matters most is that if your name is here, you’re not mooching off of someone else’s popularity.
>>493453258i was going to say that there's a lot of names missing here but all the names i could think of rarely come here any more so i wouldn't call them /ink/ers now that they live in their cords instead
Who the FUCK just freshed me.
>kill a tri>all bronzeaw yeah, time for octo gear
What's the count at?
>>493522898622mil
>>493522850Me :^)
>>493522850I did. Fuck you!
>>493523186>>493523209T-Thanks…
>high tide triumverate>2 rollers and 2 stampersthe game was rigged from the start
getting matched with so many shit players cause rating is so free
gotta jet for work stuff. thanks for the gold!
I don’t remember, what happens when we reach 7 million?
>>493523809We get scales, but it’s gonna increase after that so you gotta pretend to be suprised
>>493523809mr grizz comes back from space as a new salmon boss
Let's reach 3,333,333,333 eggs
>>493523706I stopped caring about eggs I just farm bosses, haven't lost since. They're happy gathering eggs and we get consistent 50 eggs waves so whatever
>>493524421it's not the eggs, they keep dying and it's a pain to keep ressing them
You guys are going to rejoin?
Gonna break for a minute, I’ll be back.
There’s no way these grizz messages are pre recorded. That fucker isn’t in space or something else is going on
>>493524610lil judd took over and uses a voice changer (probably)
>>493524610>He doesn't knowAnon, did you not notice a certain cat's headgear?
>>493525050>>493525192I knew about this but just assumed it was going nowhere my bad
40 million left
MY BEST SCORE RUINED BY SLOSHER FUCKING ASS INKTANK REFILL 217 is good BUT HOLY FUCK 1 MICROSECOND FROM GETTING A SHOT = NO SHOT FUCK YOU I HATE IT
>high tide glowflies>safe point is right next to the basket
>quota will be reached in less than 24 hoursdead game though
>>493527074Can easily ride the inkrail if you’re getting overran
>wave 1 dc>wipe wave 2>requeue>wave 2 dc>wave 2 grillers with 2 rollers>wipe
>>493527171How does this help me get in x battles in less than 10 minutes?
>>493527261no I mean it's super easy because the safe spot to kill shit is right next to the basketwe got almost 70 eggs lmao
>>493527704And I was saying it’s even EASIER because you can make all the salmon move away from the basket if you’re in trouble lol, best map for goowflies
>>493525270>Based Fuu-tan enjoyer
GGs SO
>egg lag >keep losing rhythmI got carried
190 no special waves 8)
grizz dualies are a fun weapon but fuck me are they terrible if you get them on high tide
>>493528859that feel when the power overtakes your mind and you go overboard with rolling and running out of ink around cohocks
>>493528859>you didn't see the scrapper in the crowd
shenanigans
>one week left until grand festival>shirt hasn't shippedbravo nogami
>>493528630
>Full boys team>206 and beat my first triumGo figure!
>>493530261i wanna play with yebweyys!
>>493530365Freelancing lol
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>>493507674Aw fuck thats cute
>>493510092good ceph
