Male midlanders are stronger together>Letter from the Producer LIVE Part LXXXIIIhttps://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/topics/detail/a4686d9d1e619de231be3bc0701b0f79b35bc15b>Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshellshttps://rentry.org/xivgresources8>The Rising (August 27th to September 11th)https://na.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/special/2024/The_Rising/kx9ry8yeixPrevious: >>493636484
Doing this to every femlala that posts in this thread.
Nth for EU trannies and himcesses
I can't believe Chocobo races made me do this...
SUNNY SUNDAY POST CATS
wtb active friends / fc on balmung
Early Morning Sunday Bunday Juggling, YAAAAAAAY
>start getting breakcore with sad and depressed looking anime girl covers in my recommendationsis this it, am i finally turning into a real femlala?
I've never played CC but I want to finish the PvP series fast for some glams. Give me some genuine advice so I'm not complete dead weight. I usually score pretty high in frontlines so I'm not a total retard when it comes to PvP, I think. Also why is no one ever playing RW? Seems a lot more fun if you ask me as a casual.
Dead gamewow won
When will they add baseball to the Gold Saucer?
>>493647741*snort* Zz Eh..? Sunday already?https://files.catbox.moe/37eoyx.webm
>>493647796Can I be your friend if I'm from Primal
>>493647796What do you like to do in game?
>>493647726What the fuck is that thing?Nobody will reply to this post with the line I'm hoping for :(
FF9 was one of my favorite games but the use of its soundtrack here is so jarring.
>>493647862There's already basketball in the Gold SaucerWhat about Queen's Blood
Where is the africa of xiv?
>>493648023Wherever you worthless niggers congregate.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THAT THEOPHANY MOD THAT EFFY USES!? THE ONE WITH THE EXPOSED BACK AND SIDEBOOBI NEED TO KNOW WHO MADE IT AND I NEED TO KNOW IT NOW
>>493647862I want snowboarding instead.
need bwc in my pussy
>>493647806>Clothed in the filenameHmmmmm
>>493647814just play FL
>>493648094Whatever are you implying, anon? What's that Hmm for?
>>493647806/clap
>>493648093race?
So I don't care if I lose a verfire ready if it procs early?
>>493648118FL is *really* fucking boring though, even when you're winning.
>>493647796>balmung fc>active
>>493648151male hroth
>>493647814rw is a lot more unbalanced, cc has balance problems too but nowhere near rw
>>493647806built for miera
>>493647902Someone's son.
>>493647741A rookie on the rise with razor-sharp claws---the ferocious feline Black Cat!
>>493648205you don't have a pussy
>>493648023South Aldenard and Gyr Abania
>>493648234Since PvP is filled with cheaters anyways I'd rather have an unbalanced but FUN experience.
>>493647814There's no glams from CC really. You don't have to pretend like this.
>>493648142I strongly believe there to be alternative variants of this art! Specifically with less clothes!
>>493648291Gyr Abania is Turkey
>>493648281>he doesnt know about the hrothgar cuntboys
>>493648161yes, why would you use your shitty filler spell during burst
>>493647796Sure im down to be friends, im currently in HW tho (finishing it), im also in balmung and without an FC
>>493648059yeah, i know it
>>493648145thx u bb>>493648238not u
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT
>>493647887no !!!>>493647894I haven't really played since stormblood, all I've done is the msq, right now I need to buy endwalker and catch up so idk I want people to queue and hangout with ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ all I used to do is kill bossesI like to push the buttonsthe gold saucer is funwhat else is there>>493648189is balmung not the place to be anymore?
Elezen are not stinky. Miqo'te are stinky.
>>493648338I was referring to the crystals from the PvP series, anon.
>>493648398>thx u bbAre you the bun that didn't like my restaurant name or no?
>>493647902honestly I think he looks really cool
>>493648151viera
Which tank should I playWhich dps caster should I play
>>493648383/tell Zettai Ryoiki
>>493648161Verthunder is more potency than verfire. And you'll have a verfire ready by the end of the opener
>>493648359Perhaps. Perhaps not. We can only know in the future, during one of the many catbox anchors.
>>493648421You sound boring go hangout with the rest of the boring people at the 'beds.
>>493648549viera warrior
>>493648242>>493648505The correct answer was>That's Petty Officer Uchiki Sutego.And then I say>But why is he in this thread?
>>493648613I am not a vieraBut I wouldn't mind cotanking with a hot viera warrior
>>493648421You sound cool come hangout with the rest of the cool people at the 'beds!
>>493648023meracydiano matter how hard you cope, it is a mix of both australia and africa
>>493648023Combined as Australia as Meracydia.
whats the cutest lewdest thing i can put on a retainerhow do retainer glams work is it wrong to kiss your own retainermaybe even, hold hands?
Just failed snake fate because 20 people were just flying in the hair waiting for snake to be almost dead before joining in
>>493648421Come to ward 14 lavender beds, a bunch of us are all hanging out on balmung right now.
>>493648495What was your restaurant name?
>>493648335according to pvers, more balance = more fun
>>493647741
Man there was really 0 reason to suspect ilberd as being a traitor
>30-40m latenight raids>constant wipes>no monk gear dropsdps lvling is hellish.
>>493647814rw has usually weekly events on primal (for americans) and chaos (for euros) where the queues will pop, otherwise it's only alive during mogtome events in terms of cc just be aware what the goal of your job you want to play is then get a feel for what you can get away with most of the time you'll do fine if you just spam your buttons on cooldown
>>493648764the farting viera
>>493648808>trusting mhiggers
Do I work on the MSQ on my main, or try to clear M4S on my alt today?
>>493648268>black catpatches of white
This is how most of you "cool middies" sound like btw.
>>493648871which one is cuter?
>>493648421>>493647796You can join <<Core>> if you have the thread rep
>>493648549WAR - Easiest jack of all trades, has easiest time in casual content, tanks hardcore content absolutely fine, shortest cooldown on invuln. Best in casual content.PLD - Easiest tank in hardcore content, has a ranged burst phase meaning it has the simplicity of WAR + you don't have to worry about melee uptime for several GCDs. Second best in casual content.GNB - Tank with resource management, does thie highest damage, plays kindof like a DPS.DRK - Edgelords plays this, has the best swords in the game, people love the job quests, also worst tank in both casual and hardcore content because it struggles to self heal at all levels, good in PvP though.
>>493648801horsed
>>493648942Nice little bows GAYWAD!!!!!!
>>493648958Definitely my lalaboy.
>>493648914People need to learn that losers like these don't represent the serious majority of us.
>browsing f-list>in a lobby for my kind of thing>see a purple name that looks interesting>its a sunseeker miqote>look at their kinks>its unironically has that they are an F+suncats really be out here using the + acronym everywhere they go, do they. the shit is in their racial lexicon.Also why are pink names the nastiest shit ive ever see if they make an ad? Like im going to stop clicking ads made with a pink name.
>>493648914need an eb like this
>>493648914why are the french like this
Caressing femra tails, polishing their horns and whispering sweet things to their ears.
>>493648549only black mage and picto are funif you play smn or rdm i am judging you very very hard.
>>493649001you forgot to mention war is the KING of dungeons, not needing healers so yo can speed clear with 3 dps
man dps queues for everything are fucking terriblei can't wait to be done leveling everything so i can go back to just farming hunts for tomes once a weekjust 85 combined levels left...
>>493648549I you're going to play Paladin and you're going to like it.You're going to play Summoner and wear the nice looking 99 artifact top and you're going to like it.
Alexander Raids from HWSky pirates Raids from HWReturn to Ivalice Raids from SBFour Lords Trial series from SBOmega raid seires from SB.Sorrows of Werlyt from ShB.Eden from ShB.
>>493649109Ho-lee
>>493649221>Four Lords Trial series from SBi forgot how much i hated this shit until you mentioned it
>>493648808If I recall the big hint was the black market weapon seller
>>493649001>good in PvP though*only in frontline, and then only if your team is playing attention to your plays.
>>493649109damn girl how many brazilian reals did that ass cost
https://jp.finalfantasyxiv.com/lodestone/freecompany/9236460623271886835/member/I noticed that half of this fc have other characters in <<Core>> whats up with that
>>493648549pictomancerits fun
>>493647806Can't believe this bun is built for anal
>>493649134tu es trop grosse, cochon dégoûtant.tue-toi, liliane.
>>493649001>>493649334...so what's DRK good at then?
>>493649001>DRK - Edgelords plays thisDRK really needs a rework
>>493649430looking cool
i only like DRKs in my parties because they pump fat pad into my tight little div
>>493649001DRK gives the biggest dopamine boost from when you successfully pop TBNs therefore it is the best tank at all levels of play
>>493649184I was in a 97 dungeon run where the WAR single-pulled and used no mit. It was sad.
>>493649430blackest night is op
This game is mocking me.
>>493648549Fun and good = WAR, GNB, PCT, BLMNot fun but good = PLDNot fun and not good = DRK, SMN, RDMDon't listen to the shitters and raid trannies who think playing a job just because it has a combat res is something that mentally healthy people would do.
>>493649430their niche used to be "anti magic tank" but that was way back...
>>493649221you forgot the three fiends from HW
>>493649109Need a stress ball like this to grab onto.
>>493648823I do not like your restaurant name.>>493649350Anon, you can't even SEE her butt.
>>493649513how can that be when tbn is unlocked at 70? you cant use it in all levels bro?
>>493649523>good>BLMsis....
>>493649109Spheeeeene, fart on me!!
>>493649221sis? your warring triad???
Post _____.
>>493649430Good at afking in limsa.
>>493649221what's this for?
>>493649563>I do not like your restaurant name.Ah so it is you. And to be fair you've never eaten there so.
>>493649184Ngl it's hilarious when you see a tank main claiming what an epic chad they are and you see they play a warrior. Literal perpertual easymode.
I require a male for lewd purposes.
>>493649563I'm an empath
>>493649516jesus christ how horrifying. what dc? and what race was it...
>DRKs talking about muh TBNyou niggers will use EoD and FoD all day and then blame the healer when you die.
>>493649184It's why I said it's the best in casual content, that's focusing mostly on dungeons. You don't need a healer a lot of the time in casual content as WAR.
>>493649679hello effy
>>493649679What do you intend to do?
>>493649430Having the best job quests.
>>493649523PLD is fuck AND good >:c
>>493649584>i-is that 26,240 DPS instead of 26,970 DPS on average in comparison to clearly overtuned PCT?!>unplayable garbage!
>>493649679Effy where is your eye?
>>493649742Death death death death murder murder murder>>493649746Jerk him off until orgasm
>>493649670I play gnb in all trial/raid content but WAR in all dungeon content. I don't trust DF healers,,,
>>493649518>Be the guy that programs the quests.>At one point, you do a Ctrl + F "Wuk Lamat".>Get back more than a hundred results.>Get bewildered, how the fuck is this possible, who thought this was a good idea.>Get up to go talk to YoshiP.>You walk in on him telling Hiroi how he's the next best thing, how this is his greatest chance, how he's going to rock and everyone will eat up from his hands.>...quietly and discreetly go back to your desk and wonder if maybe the players won't notice.
>>493649730I use it when a tank buster is coming or I have all the mob that i'm willing to tank. I pop it, it goes off, I use obilation in between and basically never take damage.
>>493648378I do, and I would.
>>493649730that's because it is the healer's fault
>>493649805>BLM sissies getting uppity againwhen are they going to stop coping sisters...?
>>493649814>Jerk him off until orgasmerm holy moly
>>493649730
my femlala does this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iNF613gqDU
>>493649523Actually 100% correct, I'm impressed.
>>493649001My soft faggy meena is a non edgy DRK (dorky knight)
>>493649814RP or quick joi?
>>493649685Dynamis Elezen
>>493649845No shame in using training wheels.
>>493649906how the hell can mch be that low...
>>493649785>PLD is fucked
>>493649679what about a femzen...?
>>493648023Meracydiahttps://nightmaze.tumblr.com/post/166921071917/what-do-we-know-about-meracydia-theres-very
>>493649648https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNVyfs7oqKE
>>493649581I meant casual and hardcore content. roulettes are for losers.
>>493649670True chads pick the simplest classes/characters in all games then reach the highest levels of game with them because they don't have the time to invest practicing videogames but still have the common sense and awareness to play well with fundamentals.
>>493649963devs are retarded :\
>>493650042stinky go shower
>>493649430DRK is the best in speed kills and parse runs because it's burst literally deal more damage than most dps and is the best to feed rDPS to.
>RPing a handjobnigga what? I can do that irlI know my dick way more than you do.
>>493649661please do not make viera fart they are beautiful creatures>>493649684>empath>not emp-assONE JOB ANON
>>493649951It's nice to just turn your brain off sometimes. WAR even lets me keep my party alive if the healer is retarded and dies
>>493650124Empass makes no sense...
>>493650042>Those thigh-high socksHoly moly
>>493649968>edit should be>ing meIt's over...
>>493649906>be me>mch main>out damage most people in pf>hit enrage >they blame me for playing MCH instead of themselves for not knowing their job>can't bring up ACT>get kicked and locked out
my femezen is
>>493649906>all percentiles
>>493650316mine too
>>493648914Most rizztastic midoodle
>>493650354>she can't read box and whisker chartsyeah....
>>493648421Balmung is the place to be if you're a desperate attention whore who doesn't actually play the game like >>493648762 >>493648969
>>493650301That's a bit depressing bro
>DRK: "You see, I have studied the dungeon running it constantly and listening to the balance and icy veins about the mechanics of each and every mob here I know when they cast how often and whats going to happen to the micro second. This dungeon has no chance for I, A DRK knight am the super chuni and informed gamer!">Also DRK: *Dies to the full pull because he didnt check the healers gear*>WAR: "sheeeeit man im here to do my dailies">Also WAR: *12 minute dungeon run*
>>493649001DRK is pretty good in raids honestly, sustain is really only a concern for the main tank and DRK can simply OT/swap off of MT when its HP gets low. It does generally the most damage and TBN+Oblation are probably the best combo for buster/spot miti, Living Dead is low enough cooldown to get extra usages that GNB and PLD can't. It's also very bursty and cares comparatively little about downtime/GCD misalignment/damage downs because most of its damage is just vomting cooldowns every 2 minutes.
>>493650301if you hit enrage in pf then brd/dnc wouldn't have done anything because people obviously died to retarded shit during/right before 2min windows. only exception would be if your dance partner never died but everyone else was retarded
my meena did not try the condiment before putting it on his sandwich and is now paying for his sins
>>493650417 (/sprint) (please use it)
>>493650398but anoni do play the game sometimes
>dead generaldid everyone move to TWW?
>>493647469Only very slightly better than porn spam OPs at this point. Kill yourself GT.
>>493649906
>Horsecock Soima plaps Gar while fishing>Horsecock Nanky plaps Gar in TEA>Triple divorcee Cuckbinis plaps Gar in his apartment after Nanky>Bought Clears Eiki watches in anguish as his wife changes apartment locations every half an hour (He uses his company's IP addresses to shitpost Lightcord people then cries to Nanky for mercy on his wife's HORSED pussy in the following day)>Horsecock Soima plaps Binis in Phoenix (He is doing it right now)>Romani Forces Ryun to HORSE him, kicks his grown ass EB to Balmung to HORSE more people in the quicksands (Yuno was his latest victim)>Dream's Bass plaps H'ana after a thousand denials she associates with him (she loves schizospic catboy cocks)>Sewer Rat on suicide watch>Johnny gets his seventh account ban resulting from calling Aiko a slur because she refused to suck his lalacock>Bunny Hole earns another mental illness as he is forced to look at Forgh being violently HORSED by Nanky>Daganis rapes Lyria behind her EB's back (she enjoys it, although she calls it rape for the fantasy immersion)>Romani blackmails Nanky into HORSING him after missing his daily session with Ryun (Euro Cat's fault)>Lyn masturbates as he thinks of Lightcord's Horse cocks>Vazi ordering his shadow plap cabal into leaking more Lightcord logs>The Speys watch in horror>Towa gets sloppy seconds on all of the aforementioned names
>>493648914>My little joan of arc
>>493649985I don't see what similarities this has with Africa
>>493649080They actually do because this is the majority of you
>>493650460It's viable, you can clear all content with DRK with no difficulty whatsoever. It's just in a position where all the other tanks just do that one thing extra that DRK doesn't have.If people love playing DRK for the aesthetic or the kit, there is no harm in playing it and anyone telling them to switch off of it outside of week one is stupid.
>>493650460>Having DRK OTnigga the GNB does the job better
>>493650540>rdps when picto has the best burst in the game and blm has the worst burst in the gameuhhh... retard-san...
Do machinist guns not use real bullets? what the fuck is the point of that...
>>493650504Most of your achievement log can be padded with some of the most superficial bullshit while actual difficult achievements net you like 5 points
>>493649919holy moly
>>493649418
>>493650673Are you referring to the absolut garbage that was cowboy town in DT?
>>493650658This may shock you but GNB is one of the best MTs.
>>493650673That lunchbox they permanently have on their hips? They transform aether directly into ammo.Not sure if it'd look like actual bullets, or if it really does shoot actual bullets at all.
>>493650540>Samuraibrb committing sudoku
Thanks for reminding me about the ex-static MCH who decided to switch to his week-1 BRD because he saw funny numbers and then proceeded to keep us at enrage prog for a week.
>>493650540SMN truly is the Phys Ranged in disguise.>NIN main with VPR and MNK as secondariesYeah I'm eating good right now
>>493650646no telling someone to switch off drk is stupid even if it's in week 1
you now remember mch ammo
>>493648914
god fucking damn it
>>493647741:3c
>>493650835And I miss it a lot
>>493650821Why is your asshole eating your pants?
>>493650867Do you like jerking moonie+ off?
>>493650834In this tier yeah, it would've been stupid, but we had no idea what the damage check was going to be like. In hindsight it's completely stupid to switch off of any job for THIS tier's DPS check now we know how lax it is.But in the theoretical case we got a P8S again it would make sense to ask someone to switch off of certain jobs and play the "meta" ones.
>>493650168It's empath, but with ass.
>>493650835Remind me about MCH ammo
>>493650937what hair
>>493650504>>493650701I bet half their achieve points are from in game events lmao
>>493650972But I don't feel your assYet
>playing DRK as OT is just something you tell the shitty DPS whos been keeping you off of clearing enrage while the actual OT swaps over to monk or Dragoon and mogs your logs.
>>493650701not them but what do you consider superficial bullshit?The biggest source of points are in relic weapons and crafting/gathering (especially fishing) and I don't think either of those are fake content or whatever you're trying to say
>BLM sissies still try to pretend they aren't all slaves to picto CHADS
>>493648914my femlala panties are wet
>>493650646>>493650834It depends on the type of week 1, sometimes chaging jobs makes things infinitely easier. Was't the case this raid tier though.
>>493650835Remember? i never forgot that RNG garbage fire
>>493651004https://www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/98509
>>493649812Right there, are you blind!>>493649914Yup.>>493649941I honestly have no idea what joi is, whenever I'm lewd it's posing or roleplay>>493649969Post Femezen
>>493651021It's not hard to cop a feel. She's all for it.
>>493651041brdbvlls win again
>>493650646Anyone writing posts like this has never actually raided with multiple tanks to form an opinion and are simply parroting what Xenosys Vex told them.
>>493650897It hungers for the chicken nugger
>>493650972it sounds like youre trying to say impasse
What's an "ick"
>>493648729can't go wrong with the bunny outfit
>>493650997
>>493650835>remove from mch>give to dnc>suddenly people don't hate it as muchit's funny
>>493651083wow it actually got updatedthank u so much anyon
>>493651048the only reason you would swap jobs is for DPS issues if enrage was tight and if that was the case you would be swapping onto DRK because it does the most damage
>>493651145Reason to never date someone, it's like a redflag
Does anyone have the Oppenheimer webm where Smile plays?
>>493651083>ladies and bunboysmierdabros
>>493651093>>493645916
>>493650715your squad better be strong enough
>>493650701>>493651006What's an achievement that'd make you happy anons? I'll answer honestly whether or not i have it.
>>493650921nah m8 i love pvp and bullying men
>>493648914>>493651043I bet it does especially when you fanta lmao
>>493651279paypal legend...
>>493649679Stay away from us you dastardly creature
>>493651228>DRK does the most damageMans hasn't played since EW
>>493650565>only one of the ebs is faithful
>>493651279do you have the gunnhildrs blade title
>Reclearing M1S as RPR>DNC give me the dance partner>Trying me best>lots of death but somehow we clear, though not before raining cats>Even I died, though it was my fault because I was playing badly>Check fflogs>Mfw all the DPS beside me were doing <19k DPS
>>493650565>HORSE NOTEThis might be the best thing I've seen posted here.
>>493651267but good looking Femezen aren't real... this woman is CLEARLY a government psyop>>493651380I will milk you all, one by one.
>>493651318>in char creater about to make lala>check thread>see this>looks like my lala creationThat was close
>>493650565me in the top left
>>493651093joi is helping someone jork itusually a lot faster than roleplay or posing
>>493651318>when you fantabased grapeviner
>>493649679My character harbours no lewd thoughts, what would you plan to do with him?
>>493651303do you like Yuri?
i cleared p8s week 1 with a warrior and a reaper you have no excuse
>>493651449no im the other thing
>>493651279i hope mentor will notice me with the astrope whistle unlocked/obtained.
>>493651279I already know for a fact you have the cool dude achievement
>>493650565>sewer rat
>>493651480>jorkthis reminds me why is there a mustard bomb strat called "jorking bomb"I don't get the joke
>>493651318Next shocker would be if the person behind the femlala was actually a guy.
>>493651518I cleared m4s week one through PF as a brd (i had 0 clue what i was doing)
>>493651117You want to shove chicken nuggets up your ass?
>>493651642>I cleared M4S week oneThat's like clearing P12S week 5.
https://poal.me/e0db4uhttps://poal.me/e0db4uhttps://poal.me/e0db4u
>>493651318>Middies act up>This gets posted>They get defensiveIt never fails to make me laugh.
>>493651279
>>493651303Bully my penis with your hands
>>493651508Im more of a ryo main, sometimes a takuma main if hes in the gamebasically mr karate 1>takuma>ryo>robert>mr karate2>yuriIm saying I like men
>>493650565selfcest? or someone skinwalked as him for selfcestwhat the fuck is going on in light
>>493651715Listen... this was my first tier on release, let me have this one win....
>>493651758nta but
>>493651789>I like mensigh i'll sip the fanta which men do you like?
>>493650565Is this real chat
>>493651642cutest fiddie this thread's ever seen
>>493651881my man
>>493650565ni bao odin got HORSED???
>>493651449>I will milk you allhttps://youtu.be/wkYCm2nr7Dw?si=Da434fQl1r8meKUgShan't be doing that
>>493651379Nope, i did it with a static, we wiped nearly 1100 times for 4 clears. My best funny number was a 58, I've been meaning to go back in and do better, but then DT came out.>>493651403Sadly, I haven't done all the duels.I think I'm still missing the ones in southern front.>>493651535I'm like, 100/2000 mentor roulettes for that, been meaning to get back to it>>493651550:>>>493651758Don't think I have that one, I started playing in 2016.
i have never done a savage or ultimate...
>>493651393>hasn't played since EWLet's do an experiment then. Speedkills are where people pick the highest damage jobs to kill the boss as fast as possible, right?>https://www.fflogs.com/zone/rankings/62#boss=93>https://www.fflogs.com/zone/rankings/62#boss=94>https://www.fflogs.com/zone/rankings/62#boss=95>https://www.fflogs.com/zone/rankings/62#boss=96Please respond and tell me the most picked tank in all four fights this tier. If you want some extra credit, try noticing how many times this job gets picked twice in the same group.
>>493651279i never want to do anything blu related in pf ever again
>>493651953It's okay paypal warrior.
>>493651953Then you are worthless because I will always be able to have more achievement points than you no matter how hard you try.
>>493651041>Bragging about being casual.
>>493651992>IPgrabber in the external linksNice try
>>493651992I wouldn't waste my breath on roulette heroes who think WAR is OP in content that doesn't matter.
>>493651449but that would be kinda gay...
>>493651838p8s was literally overtuned because the devs were just too good at the gamethey had to herf its health by 2% so clearing that week 1 with "offmeta" jobs is a massive accomplishment
>>493652036the third party leaderboards don't count seasonal achievements and removed/fomo content so if you're competing then anybody can still beat you
>>493651279The achievement that will make you happy is the ability to find enjoyment in the challenge itself, and then find out what else outside of achievement farming will make you happy, because at the end of the day, nobody will care about what achievements you have. This is coming from someone who has some of the hardest achievements (that aren't mindless farming related) to get in the game.
>>493651449Please do not milk male characters.
>>493650565is this even remotely real? i know at least four people in this chart and none of them mentioned liking horse cocks at all
>>493652140>because the devs were just too good at the gamelol you actually believed that? ahaha
>>493652140i think my static has one of the only week 1 door boss kills with a full duration weakness on anybody in the party so that's nifty
>>493652178Why would I care about some third party shit? the game itself will tell me how many points I have.
>>493651996I've been ready to do that for a while, but PF is terrible, like you said.>>493652019aaaaaaaa>>493652036Shit you're right, guess I gotta double name-change and delete my character...>>493652204That's a good answer, but I like to see a number go up sometimes.
>>493652204all of the achievements that aren't mindless farming aren't that hard
>>493650865But they're easy.
>>493652036>this nigga cares about achievement scoreLMFAO
Question to my fellow smoothbrains, When I made my cat, I was absolutely ignorant of how the naming conventions work, and used the Letter'restofname on a moonie, now, I prefer the moonie look, but I also prefer the sunnie names, should I not care, or should I fanta and correct the look of my cat?
>>493652140>>493652263oh and we had two off meta jobs at that
>>493650865This is basically normal content
I am a femlalahaving trouble sleeping
>>493652267the game won't tell you how you stack up against other players, and if you're using your score for that purpose then including seasonal events is retarded for obvious reasons
Confess.
Would anyone join a BLU meet up where we clear some of the harder BLU log stuff like 8man trials or if we have enough turn out 24man raids?
is this high or low? i genuinely dont know
>>493649430Looks
I could rape every miera in this thread
>>493652376Just don't care.
>>493652417high
>>493652062only casuals play BLM
>>493652408I have never laughed at a Vtuber and I don't think I ever will.I also don't like the shiva theme I think the singer is too lispy.
i am a femlalawatching the walking dead and making molten glass in runey
>>493651508nah m8 i love being a sch and bullying women too>>493651789idk who tf you are but the only man i give a shit about is my husband heehee>>493651780bet i'm good at punching
>>493652464nice i dont have any crafter or gatherer cheevos so i thought it might be low
My femra looks and acts like this
>>493652417that's pretty high, yeahhighest i've ever seen is TM, they have like 22k iirc
>>493652504vtuber humor is screaming really loudly in a shrill voice and lonely losers eat it up
>>493652538post stats
>>493652284The hardest ones I have off the top of my head are Epic Hero, Gunhilldr's Blade, Necromancer. The first one actively filters people so I'd say that's the hardest, whereas any Ultimate titles including TOP you can eventually get by bashing your head at it repeatedly.
>>493652376the writers didnt care why should you
>>493652538Anally raping this femlala because it's the apocalypse
>>493652416Sure!
>>493652408My dom made me cut contact with anyone I ever ERP'd with.
>>493652538who asked you pedo nigger
>>493652593oh yeah? well my femra looks and acts like THIS!
>>493652417High, I'm only at like 11,185 cheevo points
>>493650576theres a few real world nods to it like the kple kple weapon (https://ffxiv.consolegameswiki.com/wiki/Kple_Kple) and hippos being native to the region. mahi mahi is a real world fish that can be found in south africa where its known as dorado (mahi-mahi being the hawaiian name which in turns relates it to the lalafell of the south sea isles which is located directly north of meracydia between it and thavnair). Then you have the Sphinx's you fight in Azys Lla and the Benben stone which are very much inspired by Egypt which is also located in Africa.
>>493652408I've stopped using FF14 OSTs and started playing TWW OSTs in the background.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eKZwMTJwk64
>>493652408Played FF6 for years, big fan, but didn't realize sephirot, sophia and zurvan where the world destroying statues from that game until recently.
>>493652634need an eb like this but it wouldn't really matter because i dont talk to anyone i've erp'd with anyway since im unlikable and have no friends!
i'll play BLM even in prog parties I don't give a fuck
>>493652408i erped with a lala for the first time today
>>493647741Kot (again)
>>493652408Still looking for someone to ERP with for the experience.
>>493652648umm i'm not a pedo
>>493652726i lock BLM out of my barse parties because i need some fat picto cock in my tight, supple divination window
>>493652447>>493652626Thanks luvs
>>493652726>>493652698https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zv3a7BA9aoA
>>493651303Based>>493651890>I'll completely change who I am for you!Cringe and betapilled.
>>493652812Well what experience are you after?
>>493652812What the hell do you mean 'for the experience'?
>>493652504>never laughed at a Vtuberhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7YvsJrCUlYHere, listen to this and try not to laugh.
>>493652376it matters mostly if you are going to do roleplay and you better have a good reason for a FEMALE KEEPER to take HER FATHERS NAME
>>493652825I hope they drew some fat moogle cock for you brother
>>493652408The stalking has gotten worse, i learn who he is seeing now, its a cute fiddie. I stalk the fiddie sometimes just so i know who he replaced me with. I dont feel anything, im not even sure why i keep stalking at this point, we both moved on and yet i find it addicting, the stalking i mean. I dont know how to stop myself and one of the solutions im thinking about is forcing him to block me.
0-4 I log on and work on upgrading submarines5-9 I play Deadlock instead
>>493651270Only the most powerful and problematic Gridanians get to join the Wood Wailer Brute Squad. >>493652626>a melezen tapped this so good she never got over himBased beyond belief.
>>493652593They look like someone that'll rope themselves at the first sign of rejection, so why haven't you?
>>493652538don't ignore my posts
>>493652970so true i hope they draw my femra this
>>493653006do pvp
>>493652914nigga stop posting mori calliope likes
>>493652376Names are cultural, race is genetic. There are tons of reasons you can have X name with Y race or vice versa.
>>493652914listened to it for 30 seconds and im not laughing im just disgusted
>>493652608its my 2nd hardcore iron woman im in skilling jail for now though
>>493653058Maybe later, I hit rank 25 recently and have been taking a break since then, CC is fun though
>>493653004>forcing him to block methat won't stop youit means he can't see you, not that you can't see himt. someone also addicted to stalking who has a large catalog of who's internet-fucking who
>>493652868>>493652892I share no common sexuality or fetishes with anyone (I'm not attracted to sexual intercourse, my fetishes involve my character who has no desire for sex, and I get off to the idea of him risking it all to protect anyone and everyone, the closer to complete exhaustion or the verge of expiring he is while maintaining an unbreakable spirit and will, the hotter it is)As you can imagine there isn't really anyone who can fulfill that.
>>493653046oh what the fuck that's sick actually
>>493653049Post the Gar Galon horsing
>>493653126what did your 1st one die to
>>493652376DONT ERP?DONT MATTER
>>493651890>picks female character because it's easier>will fanta to ~literally anything~ for someone they just met>probably the same sexpest promising to pay for a viera's server transfer earlierHow about you find a personality before you try finding pussy?
>>493653162i lagged for like 10 ticks in gauntlet
>>493653231bad game
>>493652825>healer parsingnigga whatim joining your parties and not waiting for the card before i start pumping just to spite you
>>493653146That's pretty chad, anon. Yeah it sounds like a very specific thing. I'm no deviant, so I don't know how that could be accomodated. Well, hm, here's a thought! Your character could give it their all and save a damsel in distress. Who then at night brings herself to fruition, fantasizing about her rescue. You'd, emote the fight you had to endure to save her. While she would emote masturbating to the thought.
>>493647862The Gold Saucer already has a baseball minigame.
>>493651890Do people not realize how ugly, let alone creepy, this isI see what people mean by red flags, nobody normal would make a post like this because they actually have a personality.But you>I'm so desperate for any kind of interaction I will literally mold myself to whatever you wantOnly creepy manipulators are into that, and they just want to use you, not actually like you
>>493653198My personality is fucking your mom when you go to work.
>>493652408Sometimes I think I'm deranged for being an autistic, anxious, overly emotional in anger and sadness retard and then I see posts like >>493653004 or cliqueshit drama and feel better about myself (even if I'm not that much better)
>>493653049it's actually thanks to these posts that i learned banan juice is gar galonman might be the most ridiculed ebin on the board and yet he still posts his generic limsacat here
>>493653359Shut up and jerk my penis you stupid little faggot
>>493653379Judging by your posts you've never fucked anything but your hand and probably didn't even satisfy that.
>>493653146youd actually make a good candidate for vore stuff unironically enough.
>>493652914That's not funny that's just cringe, which can be funny but this aint it.
>>493653426Judging by your posts you big mad that I fucked your mom.
my femlala does this
>>493653397Settle down jeet, go AI generate yourself a catgirl to jerk off with.
>>493653340>>493653429Yeah the biggest difficulty is finding someone who can find some kind of overlap where it would work for the both of us, given the highly specific scenarios I actually get off to.
>>493653426NTA but I fucked your mom too.
>>493652914i closed it after a minute that was just awful
>>493653535You won't say that when you see me throbbing in front of your eyes
>>493653491You got shot down by a moonie and you're trying to call anyone else mad? Go sip that fanta, little guy, I look forward to seeing you do it again in three days when you're still being ignored.
>>493653329>gets kickedummm okay?
>>493653146I don't know if this is a surprise but I think you just get off to regular roleplay. I think you would have a lot more success if you just dropped the E since it appears that you don't require it to get off and this way you don't need to worry about your partner getting off either, just that they have fun roleplaying a cool villain or some such to fight you.
>>493653650I sip orange fanta while your mom rides me.
>>493652626>>493652376They said she's mixed heritage hence her Sun Seeker name but Moon Keeper appearance. Just say her parents are from either clan.
>>493653582>>493653621Go have another meltie in discord, you know who you are.
eb like this?
>>493653568theres actually succubus draining but only if its an actual mean soul stealing and consuming succubus instead of the more now and extremely common "tamed and I milk semen for food" succubui
>anyone itt calling someone else a virgin
>>493653515Very erotic. Thanks for sharing your lala.
>>493653803weary traveler
>>493653737This you?
>>493653146You're a boring faggot that is afraid to risk it for fear of rejection so you try for a "protective" fantasy as a personality.Just like one of those closet gays playing females characters that have no traits beyond trying to act cutesy and quirky.
>>493653696Honestly that'd probably work, nobody needs to know I have my hand down my pants, thing is I have a horrible habit of losing interest once I'm "done".
>>493653737
Anyone else use their Squadron for sexual relief?
>>493653869He's been sexpesting anyone posting a female character all night and already begged someone to transfer to his world, promised them real world money and now he's showing exactly why nobody wants him.
tfw
post a minion
>>493652860heehee>>493651890mate don't change urself for weirdos on the internet, love yourself you fuckin' cringelord
Grown ass men desperate for attention and affection have to be my favorite genre of poster here. Bonus points if they’re fantaing to whatever fotm race the thread is circle jerking about and play it off as “I always liked this race!”
>>493654113Cute catgirl golem, you and I both know nobody likes malera!
>>493653918WHAT THE FUCK LMAO
>>493654034Kindof, except all my characters are in the GARO armours so I have my own tokusatsu squadron of heroic wolf knights.
>>493654180hehe, little sword
I know this thread is unusable garbage but maybe for the blogpost nature of my post it's better there's no /v/ threadI did it, and i've only get 10 levels to go on fisher too
>>493651279This one.I was very proud of getting back then because the ranked queues still had a lot of people and was still pretty competitive.But then later down the line it became very easy to get because the pool of players was very low and for one of the season all you needed was to reach the crystal rank to get it, which then made me realize that using the tittle was shameful and only the top 1 and top 30 tittles mattered and I was just too shit to get them.
>>493653918Kek it might actually be, same energy.
>>493654179YAME YAME
>
Just throw this thread in the fire every other post is a schizo post
>>493653939Just fucking off once you're finished is pretty lame, though it's hard to write horny in the aftermath. You shouldn't encounter that problem though since what you want is effectively just normal story roleplay, but if you're gonna do it anyways at least have the common decency to come up with some kind of excuse and let the other person know. Though you should really try to at least leave the scene somewhere that a fade to black makes sense.
>>493654297I only play casual CC, but that's pretty neat.
>>493654278Gettin there with combat stuff too
>>493654349I may joke about this one looking unwashed but visually she's my favorite catgirl.
>>493654362Just stop posting here if you don't like it bro, I read this shit while I'm eating breakfast and dinner
>>493653773Same my name. Like your mom did.
>>493654349*blankposts*:^)
>>493654297>Attempted to try to top 100 during a random season>Realize the hardest part aren't even the fights, its just finding people to play or play at the same extreme hours as the other people also going for top 100>also dealing with people who just wintrade to get up thereI just gave up
>>493654363Such is post nut clarity, but it also produces the best naps.
>>493654481You're really asking for it
>>493654393
>>493654042Hasn't sexpested me whatever that means.
>>493654481>same my name
>>493654543Just like your fat mom's stinky flaps.
Looking for an eb who can tolerate 4 hour rp sessions leading into 4 hour erp sessions.
>>493653918>tries fliting with hookers on an alt>rejected and then he starts falling back on achievements on his main
>>493654469Such a sad life you live.
what class should i play in cc
>>493654710carpenter
>>493654710PLD
Looking for an eb that doesn't really care.I don't have much to offer, so whatever.
I am a femra, about to take her girly meds.
dungeonsissies will get on their knees and worship pictochad cock
good mornyan evevywahn :3
>>493653918Identical.
>>493653918It's always pleasant to know that I will never ever be as big a loser as the grey guy here
>>493654710>>493654745I'll kill your family if you do this
>>493654757this but force fed girly meds
>>493654497Play within the first month. GRIND until you get to diamond so you remain in the active queue player pool when the queues get less active later down the line. All you then have to do is play whenever the active period for your DC is and you can get top 100 easy. There really is no wintrading or cheating that prevents people from getting top 100.
>>493654516You're old and you're still doing this..?Also is FFXIV a requirement for you to enjoy this kind of roleplay? If not there's an active furry superhero room on F-List that may interest you. >>493654673PLEASE like male characters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JG_DXE73dGQ
Why are these threads so much better during American hours?
>>493648242Nice tits fag
>>493654710shut up bro>>493654745ok i dedicate getting my ass kicked to you>>493654849im not playing on crystal
>>493654849you would never attach your character to this post
>>493654781Good morning :)
>>493654710Amongus
>>493654954We play the game
>>493654849If you CC fags here were actually skilled you’d have no problem dealing with PLD in CC
>>493654975I don't need to, the appropriate people already know who I am.
>>493654842100% he plays a female miqo'te
>>493654220Malezens
>>493648914This is what I mean whenever I say "desperate and pathetic maliddies/malera are always the only people who /tell you in Ul'dah"
>>493654707Feels pretty good reading you schizos fight each other while my tummy get full :)
>>493648914His rizz...beyond...measure...The mark...of...a true...maloodistarterster....
>>493654867Oh I didn't mean to imply everyone did but I def remember alot of matches where I was against the same groups of people and they suddenly decided just not to play or just do extremely poorly (going beyond just usual mistakes and bad calls). I will attempt this next season (if the ultimate doesn't also take up too much of my time). I think I don't play enough during the first few weeks and it ruins me later on
my catgirl? no my gyattgirl
So its really that bad here now
You really are two faced after all
>>493654673Race/dc?
>>493654749I thought I didn't care but not caring is hard
>>493655207Makima has bigger breasts than this AI shit
>>493651270How do you get the blurred motion look? Is it gpose, reshade, or photoshop?
>>493654220Im an indecisive fuck who wants to be anything that will fufill my lovers request.If I am fufilling my passions it would be drinking people or churning them down into nutspunk keeping their entire bodies as payment for their pleasure. I love the final moments of someone before theyre gone. it shows their true character (if they are a good roleplayer of course) oh and respawning is lame, if anything if they somehow live they have to be corrupted or have some kind of scarring, be it mental as their minds being warped to feel that loss being pleasure or whatever, physical be it that ive drained them to nearly the last drop so they have mere months left to live after i gave them the best pleasure they will ever receive and then they eventually come back for me to take that last drop begging on their knees. or spiritually as i warp their very soul to be more like me, though Id rather devour it or absorb it into my own if its prey. most people are prey.
>>493655172full with my semen owo
>>493655293NTA but probably photoshop/image editer, theres no gpose/reshade to do that
>>493655215Who are you talking to anon?
>>493653515that choker is asking to be snapped via standing BJ
>>493655358Only if you're a tall into femlalas
>>493655207Yes Unnamed Neko@Jenova it is that bad because you are still posting.
>>493655457Are you a normal lala or one of those disgusting fulalas.
>>493654745I dunno why people meme about PLDPLD is shit at carrying and only OP if your team has a brain
GOD, Trusts are soo boring.
>>493655461Do I bother you that much?
>>493655525Normal femlala
>>493655528xivggers are too retarded to just attack and cleave the PLD when they cover to instantly kill them
>>493655253>AIIt's not
>>493655567You flatter yourself. You're one tranny out of the hundreds who shit this place up.
>>493655207>now
>>493655573DC?
>>493654710RDM is fun af
>>493655617That's worse...
>>493655627Nigga get a grip please>>493655645it was not always like this
>>493653918Oh hey, I posted that. It was sent to me from a fiddie friend (green). The other person (gray) was a malera.
>>493655617>not AI>is actually drawn but looks soulessthats not a compliment.
>>493655567nta but your posts are dogshit
>>493655659Chief was added to the picture. the original artist is Khyle.
>>493655543>be SE>know that people W2W considering the Mits>add NPCs to social content so people don't need to rely on others>be SE again>don't make NPC tanks capable of W2Ws>Squadron NPC tanks can at least do 2 to 3 groups>Trust NPC tanks can't even handle that>Trust NPC healers won't keep you up if you're doing thatGAY.
>>493655567Haven't you been spamming the thread for like a month or something, obviously people don't like you
>>493655695>get a gripYou spam all day every day. The only thing you need to grip is a pistol pointed at your head.
>>493655673holy MOLYmy femra otr
>>493654908Already tried that, they're not into the same thing, quite often the opposite thing. They're in it for the muscle worship, power fantasy, corruption and humiliation stuff.
>>493655673
>>493655673>Yaoi hands
>>493655742Didn't say it as a compliment just said it's not AI
>>493655293i used GIMP for the blur effect, but I needed a picture with and without all characters to do it. it's basic masking and just a linear blur filter
>>493655695>it was not always like thislol the only thing that changes here are the names
You realize crowd control in WoW lasts up to 10 seconds, then doing it again for half, you can be sap locked for that amount of time, THEN stun locked for another 10, and THEN their buddy fear chains you for another 15 seconds, AND THEN their druid buddy entangling you for another 15. So tell me, how is a PLD shield bashing you for 3 seconds makes some of you lose their shit here?
>>493655673>>493655841Samefagging his own postsnigga there are a ton of face 3 raens here if your malera ass is looking for one, xivg has the highest concentration of face 3 femra you can find in any game community.>"actually im a female raen looking for a male raen, sis"Also common.
>>493655925xivggers are terrible at pvp, even the "good" ones in this thread
>>493655838I don't think we're thinking of the same room. The one I'm talking about does almost exclusively nonsexual roleplay
>>493655925>it's shield bash that makes them hate PLD!t. someone who does not play cc at all
>>493655925This game isn't balanced around that much CC, obviously.
>>493654865This is Glue Licker irl
>>493655925They think top tier jobs unironically have no counters
>>493655673>>493655841>>493656008Nobody likes malera
Nobody likes maleria
>>493655925The hardest thing that's ever happened to you, is the hardest thing that's ever happened to you.If you don't have experiences outside of your own, you will have nothing to compare it to.
>>493655925they're different games and arenas aren't really comparable to cc since 5's are dead content. are 5's even still queueable, even with a premade, on retail?cc is an ounce of the problem. it'd be more like if kidney shot had a tiny cooldown, and if rogue got to symbiosis bop off of a paladin that is not in the matchcover is far and away the fundamentally larger issue. pld stun is nothing
>>493656021I'll have to go hunt it down then. As for the whole FFXIV thing, I just enjoy playing the game, wouldn't be too much to tack an extra layer of weird on top.
Why does everyone hate face 3?
>>493655925Because it's a joke you dumb nigger and I'm going to repeat it every time somebody talks about CC.
>>493655925There is no stun that even comes close to 10 seconds, sap is only 8 seconds, fear is only 8 seconds, entangle is only 8 seconds.
>>493656293for a while there was a guy that ran a massive harem cult who was a face 3 malera who would lovebomb people and cock vore them all and was an all around braggart and dumbass.
>>493656231Super Anthro Room. Join that channel and the OOC one. Though it's pretty dead on EU hours. I can't guarantee it's what you're looking for so maybe lurk for a bit but it seems to be in line
>>493655925damn that doesnt sound fun at all why do you people play wow pvp
>>493656423What has to go wrong in a person's life that you willing join someone's cock vore harem?
>>493650865get a level 100 to one shot them all for you
is it weird if whenever i see a xivgger for the first time, i look at their adventurer plate right away?
>>493656450YOU DIDN'T CROP PROPERLYTHE ADVERTISERS ARE GONNA FREAK
>>493656293Shadow the hedgehog fan looking ass
>>493656423>cock vore them
>>493656523Why would that be weird
>>4936564643s are unironically cock and ball torture, and any pillar humper that disagrees just wants you to suffer with them
>>493656523That's why the feature exists, brainiac.
my femlala is like this...https://www.youtube.com/shorts/PrXZGRhn7OM
>>493656558idk some people act weird when i target them
>>493656617That’s their problem not yours
>>493656450my hrothgal on top
>>493656617probably because they have the retarded plugin that alerts them. I wouldn't even notice someone's targeting me unless they walk up to my face and start staring
>>493656440>Super Anthro RoomIdling in there now
>>493655925Warrior axe flip is on GCD and is part of their burst damageDark Knight pull can easily be sprinted out of and without it they can't really tankGunbreaker stun relies on being in Limit Break which limits their movement and ability to act beyond the LBPaladin's Shield Bash is a stun on oGCD and costs nothing to throw out
>>493656423malera cock vore
>You can put all of the DoH/L relic in the armoire>You can't do it for the DoW/MI literally have 19 weapons I have to shove in my retainersFuck's sake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh09uIN6tl0
>>493656476Worse, it's usually children(teens) still figuring life out
>>493656423>starts a harem>submits them all to cock voreBased
>>493656293It's fucking ugly
>>493656980No you can't lol I tried puting my ShB crafting relics in the armoire and it wouldn't let me.
remember when the pld dash had a stun on itlol
>>493656980i just discard them, if they have replicas i can buy.
>>493657015>implying anyone under the age of 26 plays this game
>>493657241At least 10 people who browse here are in the 20-24 range.
>>493657241but anon i'm 25
>>493657241Everyone I've met in this game is either late teens/early twenties or over thirty.
>>493657241everyone i meet in this game is in their late 20's or early 30's but acts like a zoomer
>>493657419
Need an EB that will watch symphogear with me and then dress up as Kirika because scythes are cool
>>493657241i bet you feel so dumb right now
Hello /xivg/ I want you to know thatI imagine your elezen having french accents if duskwight and having recieved pronunciation english with a hint of french if wildwoodI imagine your midlanders sounding like they're from birmingham or middle AmericaI imagine your hrothgar sounding SlavicI imagine your viera sounding scandinavian if veena and jamaican if ravaI imagine your highlanders sound arabic I imagine your lalafell having new york jewish accents I imagine your roegadyn sounding welshI imagine your miqote sounding like gypsies if sunnies and american blacks if mooniesI imagine your raen sounding like koreans if pale and Indians if brownI imagine your xaela sounding mongolian if pale and turkish if brownHow do you all feel about this
>>493657746veena win again
This soft faggy meena is being weird I need a janny
>>493657746my elezen sounds like this actuallyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mKdEXHnXGu4
>>493657746je me sens horrible
>>493657746my femxaela speaks in an overpolite manner because she's a self-hating racist and wants to appear like a raen
>>493657746My maleraen is black
Good morning. I'm gonna have a really bad hair day.
>>493657746my fiddie has an east coast accentbut i won't say which one
>>493657746My Hrothgar speaks in a stereotypical generic softspoken American protagonist accent
>>493657241Everyone I met in this game is a little girl.
>>493657746my Male midlander has a southern Carolina parental figure twang, like someone who's taught at a school for 10 years but doesn't talk slowly.
>>493658026did someone put glue on the walls
>>493657746My highlander would get rocks thrown at them in Arabia, for public indecency.
Can any of you ERP rizzlers give me some advice? I approached an ERPer for some fun despite my anxiety about it a few days ago, she said she didn't have time but "maybe in the future" and sent me a friend request too. Haven't seen her around since, probably an alt so understandable, would it be pesty to hit her up again the next time I see her on? Or should I leave it up to her to reach out? I'm probably overthinking things but she was cute and I don't really do this kinda thing usually, so I don't want to fuck it up by being awkward or annoying...
>>493657905Don't update the thread with your ERP please
>>493657746>lala>jewishwe can't just keep copying WoW anon.
>>493657962*indianYour malera looks like this
>>493657905>these two are plappingYUCK
>>493656980When I first started playing I really expected the armoire to be able to hold more things than it did
>>493658194>Bro thinks ERP is like going on a date
>>493658172it was High FPS Physics Fix fucking up, but I kinda like that bed head.
I wonder if some people in hunt trains actually believe that them getting one-shot killed over and over is an unavoidable thing out of their control, and haven't heard of looking or dodging.
>>493657746am i a pretty gypsy>>493657905u should beat him up, i can help
>>493657746>I imagine your lalafell having new york jewish accentsThats just dunes, plains canonically come from fantasy new zealand so they would sound like discount australians
I am walking around the streets of Kugane at night, it's peaceful and the music is soothing
>>493658404They are probably on toasters bro, I cant imagine what poorfags have to deal with when I run those
>>493658363I'm inexperienced at this and just don't want to be a creep anon, don't bully me...
>>493657746Oh good that's more or less how I imagine her, with all the soothing clarity of a freshwater stream, if such a thing can be translated to a voice
>>493658404i play shield healer always and just spam shields so no one dies!
>>493658228I would never a soft faggy meena>>493658292NO>>493658416YES
>>493658230Nta but the lala=jew meme is am old one>weirdly important to many religions despite being from fuck all nowhere >merchants>most scheming subversive villains in early ffxiv are lalafell>fragile>weird features >men are often characterized as perverts some owning slaves or "servants" >Jews let in the Muslims in Spain>lalas let in the ala mhigans in eorzea >vastly overrepresented in postions of powers even outside of their city state>many city states are practically owned by uldah most viewing it as their greatest allyDo i need to continue
>>493658416>>493658532lay hands upon this faggot and there will be consequences.
>>493658502EB status?
>>493658489But Yoshi-P warned everyone many months in advance that they'd have to save their pocket change and buy new rigs.
>>493658274My maleraen is black sorry, fuck your lore
>>493658619Too late
>>493657938Eb status?
I'm houseless, where do I find curtains to gpose? Specifically red curtains if possible.
FYI Appal and Effy broke up because Appal found out Effy is underage
>>493655239FemrarChaos>>493654908I don't, but my character does.
>>493658879Eb me
>>493657746>I imagine your lalafell having new york jewish accents
>>493657746>I imagine your raen sounding like koreans if paleBut she's supposed to be a cute shinobi who loves dango, wears a casual kimono and speaks like she's from an anime (I've only ever watched 3 abridged episodes of my deer friend nokotan)...
good morning
>>493658879If you can describe the exact setup you want made, or the exact housing props you want placed, I can make something for you in my home. Otherwise, there's almost definitely some of those in Eulmore at the Beehive, especially with the closed ones on stage.
>>493658879BEGONE HOBO/PUNT
I amthe unplappable sunniegirl
>>493657905Did someone fuck you in the eye or something?
>>493659162God I wish
>>493659051Good morning.And did you sleep well?
>>493657047>I tried puting my ShB crafting relics in the armoire and it wouldn't let me.You can.
>>493657746jamaican me crazy
>>493659034This lalabvll fighting some bard playing songs for the first time in limsa.
>>493659128fanta off sunnie then
I amA miera going for a morning walk
>>493659308>armoireretard
>>493659308brother that is not the armoire
>>493659308That's the glamour dresser, you retard
>>493657905Eb status on cat
>>493647796Do you want to join my newer, closed-off for friends FC?
>>493659378Forever single
NIN status?
>>493655925Cute. Now post a real pvp game
>>493659350I amA femra working from home on the weekend
>>493657598Based wish you the best of luck
>>4936593084chan retard displaying his incredible lack of reading comprehension
>>493659349I will rape you
>>493659357>>493659361>>493659371I actually meant the glamour dresser in the original post, not the armoire but whatever.It's still annoying that I have to put all my battle job relics on the retainer.
>>493658532THANKS BUT WHY ARE U SHOUTIN>>493658619yeah, he'll catch these hands fucker
>>493659494my moonie eb would kill you in one big uppercut punch
>>493659031no one wants my ugly-ass character lmao.>>493659057Don't have that.>>493659060FUCK YOU SLAVE.
>>493659447May I plap?
Me standing next to your modbeasts.
>>493659502Okay, then you're not a retard.You're still dumb, lol.
>>493659545That's it, I'm pulling all my ads
>>493659218a pretty good sleep yesyes
>>493659545Very nice feWHOA IS THAT????? ON THE BLUE BOARD????? HOLY MOLY AWOOOGA JANNY-SAMA DONT LOOK IM BOUT TO CUM
>>493659526worst mistake of your life.
Does anyone want a mentally ill trans eb?
>>493659526Cute sunnie! Would gently rub her ears all day.
>>493659545i hate when people make the cum look like this looks retarded
>>493659594I will rape your moonie eb too
>>493659798Off yourself already you disgusting freak
>>493659798race and gender?
>>493659798Love yourself already you beautiful woman
>>493659682Glad to hear that. Hope your day will be as good as your sleep.
>>493659845while i am definitely rapeable my moonie eb is not so she will protect me.
Link some good twitters so i can jerk off i like + and big boobies it doesnt need to be both
why does the enemy team always get the people with recuperate bound
>>493659798dylm
>>493659545Based pedo shotacon femrar
>>493657923I like this tree hugging elezen
>>493660020If you have too many games or wins, they put you with people with lower winrates.
>>493659630Sorry my femra also has a husband that she loves very much.
>>493659883Femra
>>493657746>>493658274raens are east asian, retard
>>493659979If she is a moonie and I'm a sunnie then metaphysically speaking I've already raped her and that rape is just waiting to become manifest in the world of CaesarAnd then I will rape you
>>493660163after like 5k or so games i still dont know if this is true or not but it really feels like it sometimes
>>493659798do you want an equally mentally ill tranny eb
>>493657746I thought only Sea Wolves would sound Welsh. Hellsguard should have something else, I'd hope...I was never sure what to guess with them being mountain/volcano people and vagrant/for-hire fighters.
>>493660217Oh, okay. I will respect the sanctity of that and never ask again.
>>493660239ok where are you
>>493660371Yes
>”why are some people in the casual PvP mode not as good as I’am??? Don’t they care about being good???”
>>493657905so blacklist him, retard?
>>493659626You're early enough in the story that you don't have access to Eulmore yet? I can't really think of anywhere else that might have red drapes. Can you describe the exact setup you were hoping for?
>>493660326it's over....
>>493660462its not about being good its about doing the bare minimum and putting all your buttons on your bar
>>493660462who are you quoting
>>493659051good morning, my future wife. want some grilled cheese?
>>493652816Is there a Shupogaki dance emote?
>>493660380I'm gonna /wave to this femroe when I see them next.
>>493660443do you like fiddies
>>493659128woah me too
>>493659798Do you like meena
>>493659424we won
we were winning the cc match then i dced and when i reconnected we lostvery cool yoshi very cool
>>493658502Wife
>>493660604Yeah, dc?>>493660430Coeurl Gridania
>>493658704so tired
>>493660768estoy preemal
>>493660519This but with my golem fiddie, or if I'm lazy, my femra. I want to get better at gposing but I feel stagnant. I can't utilize furniture or props which has hampered my process by a lot.
>>493659798Yeah but I'm black and play a male xaela
People dont even like femezen unironically
>>493660768do you like catgirls
>>493660535>Helions 23I will protect
What race should I fanta into? I want to make lots of fake friends and get into cliques
>>493660881do you like pale fiddies?
good news bros!
>>493660883The people in this thread don’t correct
>>493660596I will /pet you back. I hope you have a nice Sunday, in case I don't see you today!
>>493657746>I imagine your roegadyn sounding welsh>>493660380Only Sea Wolves would sound like this yeah since Hellsguard are islanders, if anything in my mind they sound Caribbeans or even Jamaican lol.
>>493660883good now let me enjoy peace
>>493660929umm tomestomes are almost given away like free candy.
>>493660674Yeah>>493660087Yeah>>493660887Yeah
>>493659424Lvl 33...
>>493660968I will accept this /pet solely because we looked cool standing next to each other the other day.
>>493647875why does every asian language other than japanese sound retarded
>>493657746I think Erenvilles voice fucking sucks
>>493660919my hero
>>493657905Woah, that's a good hair mod
can't decide between msq or griefing cc today
>>493661080This ones very cute but I couldn't just let her walk away from her crimes
>>493656293Looks like an alien
Post vintage ebinism.
>>493660535>chimps are stronger than humans>humans rule the world and go throw peanuts at the chimps on the weekends with their kidsHigh strength is meaningless.
>>493660853You don't have access to an apartment? That setup seems pretty doable, though maybe with an extra touch of color adjustment in post. There's unpainted herringbone flooring in game, by default. And the drapes don't look too hard.I mentioned it, but if you want that recreated, I can probably give it an attempt.
>>493648023It's actually Eorzea geographically
>your character's race is just [insert real world race]There's only analogues and aren't actual stand-ins, otherwise elezens are actually Africans because Aldenard is the closest comparison to it
>Cancelled alreadyMy femra will no longer look and act like this
>>493657746Yup, tracks
>>493657746Zut, I do not 'ave un accent, plebiàn. Refrain from such things, s'il-vous-plaît
>>493661336Duskwights are Africans though, "culturally "
>>493661274yeah but moonies are canonically retarded ITT (the only canon that matters) so does it really matter?
>>493661268
Bros...Are shields for pussies...?
Where does one find all these rapist sunnies, hypothetically speaking?
>>493648549DRK and DRG because apparently I picked the wrong fucking tank
>>493661514My paladin does not use a shield, she blocks the tankbuster with the back of her hand
>>493661302Wait... there are apartments in this game? I've been trying to find something like red curtains for hours.>>493661198I'm sorry, I had to pirate the artifact NIN gear through glamour. It was too good. Dun kill mi.
>>493661336>There's only analogues and aren't actual stand-insExplain how duskwights make up only 10% of the gridanian population but commit 52% of all murders and 90% of all violent interracial crime.
>>493661336Um, no, sweaty, all the mexican interracial fetishists agree that all characters with dark skin are actually IRL niggers
>>493660535>roegadyn are less strong than hrothgar
God I just had the leakiest cum of my life
>>493661506
>>493661084Oh pshaw, I'm sure you carried the majority of the coolness. I appreciate the company!
>>493661268i have this https://files.catbox.moe/sorlz9.png
>>493661695>all the mexican interracial fetishists agree that all characters with dark skin are actually IRL niggersWhy are whites like this?
>>493661693the elementals made the wood wailers come up with fake statistics
Fucking hate myself and I’ll be alone forever
>>493661609I didn't know DRGs were spellcasters.
>>493661506Oh yeah, that's the good stuff. More.
Viper is, I must say, surprisingly fun. Not the dual wielding fantasy I was going for but I'll take it.
>>493661825i felt this too but like a year later i got used to the feeling and now it's not that bad
>>493661689Yeah, in each residental district you can buy an apartment, half a million gil, it's just a small room but most of what you can put in housing you can put in your apartment
>>493653006I ended up being fucking awful in every single game I played so I guess I'm going to go do submarines instead
>>493661771based incontinent poster
>>493661831They have dragon magic it countsIt's not because I'm fuckin dumb
>>493661424please make another french speak post right now
I miss when PLD had a shield attack.If anything how come the only shields move in PLD kit are shield lob and shield bash??
>>493661803
>>493661803will we ever have anyone as unhinged again?
>>493659712u want some of this too?>>493659825i do like ear rubs...
>>493660552grilled cheese....
>>493661505Moonies aren't retarded, they just saw what the universe offers and decided that acting dumb is the best for everyone involved.
>>493661851It lost its magic when they removed the debuff, I just find it boring now
>>493661803I miss kino like this
>>493661689Well of course there are! Apartments and free company rooms are equivalent housing options. If you're in a free company that owns a property, you can buy a free company room for 300k gil. And it's your own private box to decorate as you see fit. If you aren't in a free company, you can buy an apartment for 500k. The only conditions for ownership are not being f2p/trial, and having completed the level 50 Ultima quest in the msq. Actually, I don't even remember if you need to do that, you might just need a single job at 50. Outside of Balmung, every world in the game should have open apartments to just swing by and buy one of.
>>493662031I'm going to kiss you
SPHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENE
>>493660887Anon...?
>>493662061>keeping up a 30 second buff was good for the job
Its a little known fact, but Eiki and Gar's cuckold threesomes started when they were both lalafell.Lalafell erpers are so weird man.
>>493662152
>>493661506How did he get access to his account? Why would you share your account details? He honestly deserved his account wipe.
>>493661910That's really good to know. I think I might need to sub then because wandering for hours just to find the right curtains is such a pain.
>>493662031youre one of those girls that throws one punch and then starts crying because you chipped a nail
>>493662152hi
>>493662173>cuckold threesomesuhh based
>>493662061I only unlocked it now so can't really speak about that, but as a healer main I am easily satisfied.
>>493661689There are apartments in this game, if you go to housing wards and see big yellow buildings like circled, that's where apartments are. As other anons have said, it's not a big space but it is your own personal spot, marketboards are right outside the building and there are a LOT of available locations especially compared to homes that you can keep with no strings attached, just pay the fees for the space.
>>493661909How do I
>>493661803i can fix her
>>493660535>Sapphira Nyx has the highest tier of strengthBut then why does she keep losing?
>>493662351idk once i graduated college I stopped going outside as much so my anxiety is a lot more controlled since i dont go outside lolnot healthy but yeah mentally im okay now
>>493662158Yes, actually. It was objectively more engaging than "duhh just alternate lmao". I don't get why this game is so allergic to DoTs and buff/debuff upkeep.
>>493662061>removes a pointless vuln debuff>WTF THIS JOB IS RUINEDGet back in the cuck chair BLMsissy
>>493662389can't beat the cock
>>493662389>>493662463
>>493662389femra have a hidden instaloss modifier
My fiddie looks like this
SphenePissen to me
>>493662213Brahms was a sad man that let a man pretending to be a tranny from the Balkans control his life.
>>493662334>>493662120Are homes/apartments attached to your server or can I just go to an emptier server and buy one there? Sorry I don't really know anything at all about the housing part of this game. Mainly just been bashing my head at dungeons and raids to lvl.
>>493662430Ah I don’t have the anxiety problem just I’m very alone by the time I get home
>>493662516do you think she has a sphenis
>>493662462See >>493662440
>>493660535>is there a correlation between race and intelligence?>>493653049 i feel bad for Zanaki thereand entire server of tranny horsecock futa modders and he just wants a normal dude
>>493661975Because you use a shield to protect not to harm.
>>493662440It was the same change on MNK.Nobody cares, it's still the 90% the same buttons.
>>493662440DoTs don’t do anything but “tick every 3 seconds for damage” with no other interactions in the kit, that’s boring as fuck. No Patrick, constantly having to upkeep 18/24 second DoTs that again tick for damage every 3 seconds and do nothing else
>>493662120You're right it's one of very few level 50 things that don't need you to finish ultima, however you do need to be a certain grand company rank, forget what
>>493662462The debuff was the only thing keeping VPR for being full on "press the glowing button" the job. It feels like dogshit to play now.
>>493662548oh for me it was a mixture of retarded anxiety and loneliness which fed off each other (too anxious to make friends and too lonely to be happy)
>>493662547It's attached to your server, all you can do is visit other buildings from other servers.
>>493662589>a gay furry is the most normal on EUsad times!
>>493662610Nta but I stopped playing MNK after maining it since HW
>>493661975>>493662590Also the gap closer uses the shield to attack
>>493662590Look at Monster Hunteryou use the shield to guard, but attack as well
>>493662547Server specific, have to be on your home world. But like I said, unless you're on balmung, there will 100% be apartments open. And basically every world, at least, has a few small homes open, every housing cycle. Upside to apartments though, is that you can keep them permanently. If you don't enter a home for 45 days, or you take a two month break, it gets demolished and thrown back on the next housing cycle.
>>493662240Do bear in mind i'm pretty certain unlike WOW once you have paid at all you can't go back to free even if you aren't at any non free content yet
>>493662759There are apartments 100% open on balmung
>>493662759Balmung still has plenty of apartments opent. Transferred here last week and got one in the Empyreum no problem
>>493662819>>493662874Good to know! I think they had a shortage for quite a while, but I'm glad there are openings again.
>>493661689>Wait... there are apartments in this game?How long have you been playing just wondering
>>493662819>>493662874Anon's probably just working on old information. There was a time where you literally couldn't even get an apartment on mung, I think that was before they added empyreum.
>>493662697You still have the same openers and press the same glowy buttons. Why is it a big deal?
>>493662670Gotcha, thanks anons! I know these are stupidly obvious questions that are probably well documented, so thank you for taking your time to indulge this poor sprout.
>>493653049 which one is the 1incher? small pps are hot.
Hmmm... think I'll save my post for the next thread...
my femroe will finally get viper to 100 today and take it into EX trials. This job is so fun man idk why I thought I would hate it
>>493662610The MNK change was trash too. So was removing the Huton buff from NIN. Ever since stormblood the game has been purging DoTs and debuffs from every job or made them braindead by incorporating them into buttons you'll be pressing for different reasons anyway. Maybe DoTs aren't the most creative design but when they just remove them and don't replace them with different systems, then yes the rotation absolutely becomes more braindead and less engaging.
>>493662632>removes vuln>buffs the weak attacks>same total potency>same rotation>wtf this is dogshit nowI don't understand your logic
