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I was about to bake a Mari thread...
Mika should die
>>494071165Kinda hurts it's not reversed
>>494071203It's not her birthday yet
>>494071213Oh gee I wonder just who is behind those two falseflag threads
This provokes my lust
>>494071213Yes
>>494071287Hinafags, probably
Two steps ahead.I am always. Two steps ahead.
>>4940712031h30m left, cracker. At least wait for the correct time.
Have some respect, my father died in 9/11
>>494071176 >>494071176 >>494071176
Fat fuck.
Mari is arheurioe
>>494071334how does she do it
Is this the thread? Or should I make 3 more threads
>slow threadit's dead this is why you should've listened to hinaGOD thread
>>494071473Make Hina threads, it's funny.
>>494071334You meant two towers ahead?
>>494071346>In
>>494071497Hina is alright but her head is just way too big
>>494071556no thats about righthe was inside the explosives
It will soon be the beginning of a holy day
somebody make a nyan eleven edit for mari
>>494071350grimhinabros is this how we're gonna go out?
>>494071497>>494071631Her big forehead is the appeal though.
Please give thanks to pic related for saving Blue Archive
https://x.com/ArkasAllenbird/status/1833825313689608632
>5/5
Kokona and Shunling's vaginas...
What's her name again?
Where Ogogee banner
>>494071826uzai lesser
>>494071679>the day of the world's greatest tragedyHow dare you disrespect the 2996 innocents who died on this day.
>>494071826HER
>>494071774It's not just her forehead. Her skull is megamind tier. It's so disproportionately big
>/bag/
>>494071408Michiru's Michirus...
https://x.com/Cheru_BLAC/status/1833822799346950601
So /bag/What do you guys wanna talk about?
Aru is the best girl in this game. I have no proofs, but I have no doubts either.
>>494071165Since I didn't have the opportunity to ask in the last thread, I'll ask in this one instead. Why does it seem that there's a lot of art/doujin with Kokona and Ibuki involving collar/leash/petplay? I know that Ako also gets those (because of her momotalk) but why those two specifically?
>>494072019How do we feel about Doremi and mx2j leaving?
>>494072019If I put my tablet in the microwave would Arona explode?
>>494072054they are my pets
>>494071784Thanks Asuna
Aru forgot her ticket
https://x.com/demahmw/status/1833865129987039743
>>494072019Tea or coffee?I can drink both, but tea is much superior in terms of just drinking it plain (no sugar or milk needed for it.)
>>494072129She would be supercharged
Jumby my beloved...
Happy 9/11 /bag/
>>494071786Adult shouldn't dress like this
>>494072054Small lolis like them attract a lot of people that are into pet play, they look all cute and adorable like small animals so that translates into treating them like pet onaholes.
>>494072107Kind of crazy that they'd turn down high paying, career defining jobs drawing for Blue Archive to go do some dumb shit on the side after actively sabotaging the game for half a year. Things must be really bad.
Child pussy isn't real.
>>494072054Ibuki acts like a dog when you tap on her in the cafe.
>>494071356rude
>>494072220teawith the right tea you get all the benefits of covfefe with none of the dogshit downsides
>>494072265Imagine pulling off her boots and huffing them!!!
>>494071263BUCHOU OLEV
>>494072265Jack-O-Lantern
>>494072054Iirc during D.Hina event Ibuki did pretend to be a dog
Makoto-sama love!
coom in doom
Rape then marriage
>>494072693Lmao>>494072697Makoto... indifference?
>>494072693hina looks like this and says this
Death to all Skullman Heretics!
>>494071774hnnnng
Think Halloween is still a big no no, it's been a couple years since the great flattening hasn't it?
>>494072927space marine 2 on the hardest difficulty is pissing me off
>>494072998nahwe'll get art again
>>494073032>sagging at 16
I will save Blue Archive
>>494072138
Don't care for space marine
>kv thread on /v/ is full of futards crying about the project getting cancelled.Lmao. Good thing that garbage got cancelled.
https://www.pixiv.net/artworks/122333115
Answer me this one question, /bag/Where were you on 9/11?
>>494072998Ehhh, who knows. I'm pretty sure other KR gacha still has halloween.It's just the matter of whether or not Kim or whatever writers they have now want it.
She won
>>494072967You will kiss her forehead.
>>494071165>November 9th
>>494072054Kokona: idfkIbuki: Because she talks about wanting to take a pancake on a walk
>>494073179You should, we're living in the extended universe afterall
>>494073179It insists upon itself
>>494073241I was 1 year old
>>494072220Coffee with Milk>>>>Tea>>>>Coffee
>>494073309So when did the rat's sabotage start?Band Kazoos?
>>494072220Gween Tea
>>494071826UZAWA FATSA
>>494073398What about Milk Tea?
Ok but which student will put milk in (You) coffee /bag/?
____ ______ ____?
>>494071826Uzawa Reisahttps://bluearchive.wiki/wiki/Reisa
eimisex
>>494073179Is not woke so win win for me.>but nigg-They make token nigger and token Gleen Rhee from walking dead personalities are so unlikable, Titus still the same gigachad he is.
>>494071826Oozaru Laser
>>494073580HorribleThe worst thing i've ever tasted
Do we like the Police here?
>>494071921
>>494071826Daughter
>>494073594I love you seia
>>494072858https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V65aoxZ2p5g
You WILL give her a hug
>>494073736Fuck the police!
>>494073032I bumped down the difficulty because the “shoot after a heavy attack” camera movement is making me nauseous but it was the best way to get shield back
>>494073736yuh
I think I'm going to be single forever, anons; I don't even find real women attractive anymore....
>>494073798
After some thought, I've realised that Hoshino is actually OK and I want to put my willy in her.
>>494073736Nyes.
>>494073969Finally, an akopost I can get behind
>>494074016t. Hoshino
>>494073969Kivotos is but a rope awayJust make sure to time it right or you might arrive at Gensokyo instead
>>494073969you should take the next step in accepting you're a genetic dead end
>>494073869here's your hug
>>494073969I'm too focused and worried on building up savings that I can't even care about finding a womanBlue Archive
>>494073798When's the next divegrass game?
https://x.com/xxlyus/status/1833812605439525369
Stoatsex soon
>>494073878Made for breeding
Doremi left?
>>494071165>not 9/11 gamer twinsYou had one job, anon
>>4940742123 days left
>>494073969Same here. My chasteness has allowed some degree of success with women, but alas it is without merit, for beauty is my one true love and forever will it lie beyond my reach. Only in 2D may I catch a glimpse of the ideal, but even then... my eyes will never touch upon satisfaction; nor will my heart ever yearn truly.
>>494074016Hoshino is 15% badass, 85% sex
>>494074305Smol
>>494073969Grass is greener, every single one of my highschool friends or co workers who married either divorced and lost 5 to 10 years of effort or are looking miserable and never can hang out
>page 3
>>494073969At this point you need to find a cute girl and just kidnap her and hide her where no one else will find her and slowly build up a master prisoner relationship and slowly let her accept that she's going to be your slave forever then have a child with her. Make sure to cover your tracks and have an alibi ready just in case you slip up, throw away the mask and clothes you used during the capture too but don't just throw it in the trash, burn it in the city or something.
>>494074619All the shitposters are cuckposting in the FGO threads or something apparently
>>494073882I already beat the hard mode whatever it's called. Hard was good but the hardest difficulty really forces you to learn the combat mechanics and that's fun to me. Sadly the mechanics are not super deep and a bit clunky at times but it's still fun.
>>494074724Did some new servant pairing appear or something?
>>494074419https://implyingrigged.info/wiki/New_Thread_Cup_3Ah, I see it now, thanks
>police posting>Kirino is always excluded
>>494074913kirino is a molester
>>494074582Shrimply imagine.
>>494074913Kirino raped me
>>494074404Crashing my plane into the twin gamer catsDumping all my jet fuel in their foundations Hiring Yuuka to cover up my inside jobInvading abydos for their weapons of mass sexiness
>>494073969Some man lose their lifes to mediocre pussy by impregnating a girl and losing most of their life on a woman and kid they didn't even want, and then they are waiting for the kid to grow and become an adult, so they won't have to pay child support on top of splitting their life savings 50/50 with their wife in a divorce.I'm actually glad that I stopped obsessing over getting a gf/wife at my age because "That's when most people get together".Blue archive
>>494074913KIrino is too dangerous
I have aids
I love nexon
>>494074913Why didn't you start?
>>494073969Good, put your focus on making money
https://x.com/SsangbongLlama/status/1833809027593273821
can someone give me Ogogee pic or gif
>>494074724qrd?you better not be one of their schizos trying to spread misinformation again
>>494074913i like fubuki and kanna has her nichekirino is just there i guess
>>494075183Ogogee pic or gif
>/bag/ is mgtow
>>494075196Kirino is the defender of student's rights to rape sensei
>>494073878gladly
>>494075183after seia
I love my wife. I will never take those evil pills ever again
>>494075421feeling this body
https://x.com/picter12/status/1833830072454975870
>>494075489I feel like they just repackage that shit, nerf some guns and call it a new game
>>494075560>I feel like they just repackage that shit, nerf some guns and call it a new gameThat's literally every game.
Kisaki dying status?
Why doesn't anyone post fanart of Chinatsu? Is she the least popular elf in the game?
>>494075686Not blue archive
>>494075710there are times where I just forget she's even a perfect because Nexon doesn't feature her enough
>>494075710She's gotten a fair amount when onsen version released
>>494075710She is in the same team as Hina, Ako and IoriIts not her fault
>>494075710Ever heard of the word generic?
>>494075489I used to, but I felt less and less satisfied with each sequel. I was more or less looking for an excuse not to bother, and when they added vtuber collab items I took that as an opportunity to call it quits. They're just some minor cosmetic items, but it still left the same bad taste in my mouth as Toaru Majutsu no Virtual-On, collabs in non-live service games feel cheap and gross.
>>494075710She is very cute but very forgettable
Where is everyone?
>>494075706I can save her
>>494076139Job hunting.
Ako is gonna end up as a wine aunt
>>494076139We're having a rainstorm so I was making sure all the windows are closed, sorry.
>>494076139Here
>>494073736s. Fubuki was my favorite design this year
>>494076139Busy harassing fast food workers.
>>494076139At work
>>494076139I'm watching youtube
>>494076139I'm working
https://x.com/ErlisaTakanashi/status/1833839897179988062
>>494075560I only played 5 and it was a long time ago so I picked up 6 and it turned out to be a lot of fun but man, it should have been a DLC with how little new content they actually added. They should make much more new environments at least to call it a next game instead of rehashing almost everything.
What's the /bag/ consensus on the elves in the game?
Should BA need more futa porn?
Fuck the lolice
>>494076594Elves owe me sex and need to lick my nipples
>>494076139At home, day off.Feels good.
>>494075489used to but anons already mentioned why i quitnew game, more nerfs, barely any new contentEDF memes can only last for so long
>>494076619*blocks your path*
My wife yuuker
sexy child
>>494076139
>>494075932I've said this before.I think a collab with Toaru is a fantastic idea in theory. Toaru and BA have a certain thematic overlap.They just picked (at least visually) the blandest girls in the entire series.There are plenty of Toaru girls who would fit nicely to BA.Imagine Orsola or Agnese in the Sisterhood.Imagine Kumokawa Maria in the C&CImagine Brunhilde in the Valkyrie. (she's literally a half-valkyrie and her outfit is riot police/SWAT gear-themed)etc
>>494076369YEAH DO THAT SHIT , STOP LOOKING MY WAY BITCH
Who wins this argument?
guh...phew...
>>494076775>a certain scientific thematic overlap.
>>494076772Is she taking it up the ass here?
>>494076878ako
>>494076878Makoto
>>494076775I'll take Frenda since Toaru did her dirty
>>494074181What amount/status would you consider "enough to look for a partner?" Genuinely asking.
>>494076865Stop begging for attention, it's unseemly.
>>494076772Nyo.
>>494077081Cumming inside this Azusa
>>494077187Damn mini Fubuki
>>494076726cute
>>494077071Double or triple my income.>But that's le unreasonable!!!Yes it is. I am a man and I'm looking for a woman who makes more money than me. It's very unreasonable but not exactly unrealistic considering my art job.>But... le why...?Because I don't think I earn enough to even raise a single kid. From tuition, to food, to spoiling the shit out of them with games, toys, the ability to navigate the adult world, and still continuing to help them even after they turn into legal adults unlike Amerifaggots and their obsession with hating their children.Blue Archive.
HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA HINATA
>>494074638where is a good spot to farm cute women for this
>>494077081I bet you could add very light pink nipples and pussy and jannies wouldn't notice haha >>493596419
>>494076775They should've collab with Seikon no Qwaser instead
>>494076594Ayane is cute, cute cute. I just love her. Haven't had many scenes with Chinatsu, but she seems good.Himiari is funny, I like her. I'll probably pull for her because of that. Dear God, the things I'd do to Rin. Big breasts+ glasses is a heavenly combo. Aoi is hot as well, but not as much as Rin.
>>494077494I demand the full image right now
>>494077589I would fuck that Shigger and I'm not even into that kind of thing usually.
I'm really enjoying all these lazy cop posts.
>>494077494pregnancy is not a sin
>>494076973We got Niyaniya that's half as good at least
>>494077376I hope you're cute at least if you're trying to be a househusband.
What would you do in this situation?
>>494077589What is this on the furry scale
I hope BA stays simple, gameplay-wise. I just saw FGO trending on twitter and they just got another mechanic being tacked on.I'm too old for this shit.
>>494077749Same
>>494077670wow, fond memory
>>494077832Slot right in and enjoy a nice nap
>>494077714https://x.com/0x530x48/status/1833209958927897022
>>494077796These kinds of posts are allowed.
>>494077081YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING COMMOTIONS IN PUBLIC. WHO'S THE ATTENTION STARVED WHORE NOW BITCH ?
>>494077832sleep on the floor because i am a teacher
Aurora Borealis?
>>494077376>Double or triple my income.Your annual income? That's pretty good. That's roughly where my savings are at but I'm high income but I also hate my job so I still don't feel secure. I don't know if it's reasonable though, especially if you're low income when your expenses take up so much of your income. One of the reasons people hitch up is to have an easier time surviving financially, especially these days. Find a girl in medical services(radiology or something) and she'll make more than you without holding it over you.I asked because I have had the same thoughts but realized waiting for some arbitrary number doesn't really serve any purpose and I was curious of your reasons.
>>494077810I'm not cute in any way, but I'm relatively fit and I clean my dishes and cook more often than my lazy fucking sister does. I am a husband to myself, and if a woman doesn't make me happy, money and anime women will. I really can't give a shit about continuing our family's bloodline but I care about having things be comfy for myself.Blue Archive.
>>494077740https://litter.catbox.moe/tidaa3.png
>>494077832Lose
Happy birthday to Mari and happy birthday to __me__.
>>494076775birdway has a fucking flintlock pistolkuroko with a nailgun with izuna-like repoawakened uiharukinuhata just because I super like herand of course kanzaki would have been a perfect fit for project kv oh wait
>>494078028Go back to coding your tranny linux vapourware. Maybe if you're lucky the kind and generous Seiabro will return to the thread to give you the banter your needy ass so dearly desires.
...
>>494077796Arrest him.
>>494078250Huh, I see.
>>494078349happy birthday sensei
>>494078359>vapourware>seiabro>BRO
>>494078349Happy birthday, Sensei
>>494078250thanks anon i cum on stoat it squeak at penis
>>494078349happy birthday dumbass
>>494078390Fubuki you brat! You were the one who instigated it…
angry day
>>494076139Playing Half-life 2
Good morning fellow Mika enjoyers
Thoughts on MariCat?
Fuck it*uncat your fox*
>>494078607Your fault.
What did she meant by this?
>>494076878Mashiro carries
Probably sex.
>>494078685
STOP THE FUBUKI HOURS NOW
beautiful asuna
>>494078791crazy how the sex appeal disappears just like that
I was about to shitpost but scatschizo is scatposting
>>494077832Chinatsu
Hina should transfer
>>494079095nature abhors a vacuum so you need someone else to step in
>>494079095Heh
>>494078989what mental illnesses do you need to combine in order to create the scatposter
>>494079095Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no.
Finally, it's Mari time.Too bad both of her versions are kind of useless.Let's hope idol Mari is a good DPS.
>>494074913Not everyone understands
>>494078864
Who won the presidental debates?
The white school swimsuit is such a sex choice
>>494079596Kaya won by a lot
>>494074913I love them all, I just like Fubuki the most.
>>494079596
>>494079412Use her in pvp
>>494079610
>>494079745even Cherino
>>494079745Especially Cherino
>>494074913Kirino is the worst Valkyrie student. More people like the mobs than her. She's quite literally irrelevant
>>494079745holy SEX
>>494079910?
>>494079745Post her bottom stache
>lazy brat hours during american WORKING hoursIronic
>>494078685Can't be haram if the Prophet (ﷺ) did it
>>494080085We need more shitachichi Shinon
Kiss your students
>>494080085Yuuka game
>>494080513Everyone has a lazy brat side. Let's be real.
>>494079174To me, with schale
>>494080513I admitted to taking the day off, but it was to do work in another way.
>>494080085aris shouldn't be that high
>the 1 day I have to be in the office I miss donut hours
>>494080741Hinapiss
Would Fubuki be a good mother?
>>494080575> JournalistMmmm nyo.
>>494080085>90% of Yuuka's art gets her pupils wrong so I never save those pics out of principle>70% of her art is also incredibly fucking off modelGod damnit
Midori is sexier than Momoi
>>494080872secondaries would say no
>>494080872Yes
>>494071165I am scared...now I wonder what she would do to me if she found me balls deep into Nonomi..
Fubuki’s soft soles…
>>494080872She's very good with children.So yes.>>494080992 beat me to it.
*cums*
>>494080945Isnt she actually great with kids?She is lazy at work and will decline minor jobs, but will help kids on her time off
>5/5Nice, although it's just being lucky. Even the guy with NYHaruna didn't get her first/second.
>>494081240Guess I have to jerk off now
>>494081245She spent nearly a whole day looking for a lost item. NMGK is a good girl.
students that LOVE anal?
>>494078414>>494078472>>494078603Thank you. Last year no one wished me a happy bday so I appreciate the gesture more than you can think.
Kill Aris.
sensei your images?
>>494079412>Too bad both of her versions are kind of useless.She should have been the noob friendly healer unit instead of the pink slut
Can't wait for picrel.Do you think there's a Sakurako dev? She's one of the few characters with FIVE momotalks, and she doesn't even have a bond gear yet.
Too busy posting hot cops, laser.
Dorontabi is back but he delete most of his stuffs again, good thing he is focusing on upcoming C105.
>>494080085>stoat that lowI thought she was more popular
>>494081758
I'm so tired.
>>494078349happy birthday! how old did you turn?
I like big buns
>wake up>hop on booru>tags: blue archive, futaYup, we're eating good today /bag/gots.
>>494081809RIP to all his pixiv works.https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122337934
>>494073736Is it possible to have sex underwater? Wouldn't the water+air create a small vortex vacuum and tear your penis apart?
I want a student like Yuuka but loli and she also remains you constanly that you'r a lolicon.
>>494082185so Mutsuki
>>494081670You better make sure this year counts. I want you to have at least FOUR people congratulate you next year.
>>494082185That will be Kei
I can't get hard from BA anymore...wat do?
>>494081670Not even my parents remembered this year.
>>494082307Go deeper
>>494082307Sleep more.
>>494082307Call Aoi.
>>494082039her popularity shows what men really wanta cute tiny nagging wife
>>494082136is there anything missing on gelbooru?https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=dorontabi+
More balls.
>>494082562That's all of it, Hoshino is his last one.
Hina...sex
>>494082517Translate it weebs
Why does no videogame get underwater gameplay right?
>>494082836Tri and Tri Ultimate didn't make underwater combat annoying, but I hear they were atrocious on the 3ds.
>>494082307Uninstall Blue Archive
>>494082817Left to rightLook, look~ It's so heavy that it stretches the condom...I kinda wanna see it againDid my pussy feel really that good?Your face when you were ejaculating so hard was so cute...Sensei... I'm gonna take your time a bit more~
It's that day of the year. You'd better buy a cake
Forgot to do Binah Students for that feel
>>494082307How can you be this bad? Just play Normal then
>>4940830659/11 cake?
>>494083065I've got a victoria sponge cake coming tomorrow.
Update: I just cameBlue Archive
I think it's funny that some retards are starting to mock JP artists because they don't want their art to be reposted on booru or used by machine learning algorithmsAnyway blueaca
>>494083065is this subtle bait to get people to post that Mari cake being eaten
>Catposting at this hourI'm out here!
>>494083181I watch Mari like this when she is changing
>>494083238Mari's cake being eaten??
>>494083307It's cake gore.Or gore cake.
Mari's what?
>New story update in FGO>Got cucked once againFUCK FUCKBlue archive.
>>494081990Thanks. Unfortunately, 32.
>>494082562His Kisaki pieces are missing
>>494083374>unironically playing fgo
>>494083426
>>494083374> Hinafag> FatefagOf course you are.Fuck off back to /fgog/.Faggot.
>>494083224there's some artists who I've somewhat lost respect for because their pixiv account is just cropped art that are ads to their fanbox or whatevereven if they're just trying to make a living, it's still mocking me and I get mad hoping their work gets posted on kemono
>>494083374Hakunon?
>>494083065
>>494083426My pure sensei eyes!
>>494083561NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>494082796
>>494083561Nooooooooooo
>>494083065I'm gonna eat 1 croissant, because I'm on a diet.
>>494083426all the teenage students should not cross this pubic hair threshold it is perfect
>>494083535It's only a matter of time until these nips start to turn against kemono.party as well
>>494073969My fiance of ten years who I was supposed to marry last week broke it off with me over text by sending me a written essay about everything she hates about me, told me she was cheating on me, that I never made her happy and that I deserved all of the abuse I received in my life. You might be better off.
>>494083859that site is already dead
https://x.com/CinamorI_/status/1833887148338213291
>>494083923>ten yearsWhat the fuck anon I'm so sorry
I love student pussy(pubes optional)
need seia happy ending massage
>>494083923sorry to hear that, anon. you can never trust most women these days.
>>494072054because it makes my pp hard
Happy birthday, Mari! Time for your birthday feet-licking
https://x.com/kenzenmistelsub/status/1833890900671332562
nom nom
>>494077563You can just check your local grocery to see if you can spot someone in their natural state instead of being caked up in makeup or you can stalk a cute girl you see on the street until she goes home but this requires you to actually be good at stalking and I imagine you are of low skill. Alternatively just roofie someone or whatever it's called.
Poke
>>494073969>these replies>the people I see outsidedo good women exist anymore?
https://x.com/wakatuki0508/status/1833883200009203837
>>494084787lolno
I have to survive just one more day at work
>>494083923Bullet dodged, but it was like a Matrix sequence so the entire dodging scene took way longer than it should have.
>>494083923That seems excessive. It sounds like she felt guilty about the cheating and was trying to make you feel as bad as possible about literally everything to drown out the wrong she did. Sorry anon. Hope you have friends and family around to help you through this tough time.
https://x.com/kerosan63/status/1833888602461290753Happy Birthday Mari
>5th Koan: Can you prove the truth of those who have reached paradise?Kinda wild how a bunch of our writers and artists just peaced out and are now stuck in a directionless black company...
>>494083923...I guess I'll stick to masturbating to Seia.
https://x.com/marumaru_en/status/1833889201819189384
whats her body count?
Seems like I'm just fucked for torment without S.Shiroko/C.Hare/Mine, all clears use at least 2 of them and I don't have enough raised students to bodythrow 10 teams..
>>494085337>download.jpghere have this
>>494083923>real life women ever taking accountability for their actionsthis is why my gacha wife is better than these hairless monkeys..
https://x.com/Nell_Two/status/1833886588654465409
>>494085521i dont have tokiim not supposed to look at the whole thing
>>494083374tldr?
>>494084894I don't even know man. The thing that was so frustrating about it is that it legitimately did not feel like I was talking to her when she was saying all of that to me. For the ten years we had been together, she had always been empathetic and kind to everyone even when they didn't deserve it. The pure cruelty and vitriol she had for me in that conversation was so bizarre coming from her because I could never have imagined her acting like toward anyone for any reason, and I woke up to that as the first thing I read in the morning for seemingly no reason. I just wanted to talk to her about it but it's like her previous personality that I knew just stopped existing. She doesn't keep up with any of her friends anymore, and her friends that were her friends are now just sort of part of my friend group.
What will you do with this cop?
Breed the cat.
Saori butt fat
>>494083374do minamoto no raikou and saber lancer ever cuck you? those two are the only servants i ever cared about.
The Sisterhood doesn't require a vow of celibacy, right?
>>494085702Headpat and feed donuts among other things.
>>494083426Oh Lord, thank you for this blessing!
>>494085630I fucking hate women.
>>494085630Look at this from a positive angle anon, at least you didn't marry her and possibly went through a very painful divorce in one or two years. Your heart might be broken now but your wallet is safe and after a period of grief you'll be ready to move on with your life or even find a girl that actually loves you with no strings left over from that relationship besides the memories.
>>494083923Stick to 2D.
>>494085532>>494086117>>494085208Anon story is sad but yours is worse
>>494085630Also don't let the retards here convince you to that hating women is the solution, bad people are everywhere no matter the gender. Don't let unfounded vitriol and hatred take away from you the possibility of love and tenderness from a future relationship.
>>494083426>sexualizing nunsyou are going to hell, anon.
>>494084356>you can never trust most women these daysIt's the fault of big farma and their hormone disrupters; imagine having the power to twist the emotion of millions of women with a single pill. And don't get my started on QUI is behind that industry./yuukaout
>>494083923>>494085630...you know, maybe being single isn't so bad
>>494085630>She doesn't keep up with any of her friends anymore, and her friends that were her friends are now just sort of part of my friend groupThis is a huge red flag for me, its entirely possible she kept up a lie for so many years trying to act like a person that she wasn’t. And overtime she distance herself from everything, and formed a resentment to what she thought she was supposed to enjoy, worse of all is that no one wins. She has been making her life miserable and at the end betrayed everyone.Did you ever met with her parents or family members, was there something off in all those years?
Breed the fox.
>kayokoposter is a normalfagnot surprised. also kill yourself. your fault for choosing trash retard.
Hate women more
https://x.com/i_n_picture/status/1833883356297388396
>>494085630>but it's like her previous personalityRefer to my post about birth control pills again please thank you
Hanako (childs)
>>494085780Anon I…
>>494083923Screencap thisShe will be back crawling and apologizing to youthats not even a prediction, its a spoiler
>>494086549post proof, i'm literally shaking right now
>all this talk about women>today a woman praised me saying I was really white and really handsome boy>she even said she wanted to take me as her boyfriend>she was a white haired granny on a wheelchair
Who should be the new writer for the story?I hope it's someone willing to make at least one student die so it's plot can be somewhat impactful compared to Mr. No Consequences over here.
>>494086242Didn't ask, normie faggot.
>>494086478careful anon, don't cut yourself with that edge.
>>494086654>normie
>cozy in bed>brain: "masturbation target: Sena"nooo I wanted to go back to sleep not wake up
>>494085708I want to fuck this thing
>>494086628>2 mins still no proofi guess i can rest easy now
If woman can’t be trusted, who can we have sex with and trust?
>>494086898Men
My sister
>>494086898an onahole
>>494086898childs
>>494086898Jpgs
>>494086898Black Mask. He's got our backs.
>>494086898A robotSpecifically Key
>>494086898Artificially create lifeforms. Believe in the beauty of the digital.
>>494086898Rio, she will never betray you
>>494086898You can't trust anyone, you either choose to gamble or you don't
>>494086890It's just FGO tards making shit up again. It's BB meeting up with her old companion from the EXTRA game.TBh I really don't care, FGO is simply too overly complicated for a story now.
>>494071165sex
>>494085630I'm pretty sure I remember you.Like the other anon said, did you try talking to her parents since then? Surely you're reasonably close with them after 10 years together.
>>494087108
Can I trust anons from /bag/?
to celebrate mari's birthday, post her VAGINA
>r9k hours
>>494086039I'm hopeful that I'll find someone who actually cares about me at some point. But yeah, it fucking sucks right now. I went on a date with someone last weekend and I was just so fucking irritated afterward because everything went fine and it was a fun date but it just felt wrong to me.>>494086412I don't think that's the case just due to the length of time that would span. We're talking ten years with me, twenty years with her family before, and an overlap of five years from her old friends. She would indulge and share her hobbies with me and I would participate in them because I cared about her. These are friends from before she knew me as well, it's not like mutual friends we made together. Her old friends do not talk to her but still talk to me. Something off how? I had known her family for eight years, worked in their garden and helped around their shop.
>>494087228
>>494087053>Black Mask
>>494087228No, I'm cheating on you with the chipichapa poster.
I knew chipi chapa was a mistake
when you have mommy issues you never trust women to begin with. it's a minmax strat
>>494087228no they steal your crafting luck
>>494087174what the Jank doing?
I was drawing shuro and looking up pictures of her and now I can't calm downI need that roriman right now so bad
>>494083923I just ended a two-and-a-half-year relationship with my ex-girlfriend because I caught her duoing with some guy in League of Legends. Women cannot be trusted.
>>494087381He genuinely respects your boundaries more then some of your students. Not even shit posting.
>>494087537can't hear u
That's enough blogging
>>494086303Lucky
is this a psyop campaign against adult pussy posters
>>494087626His name is BLACK SUIT, not BLACK MASK, how the fuck did you even forget that you fucking racist?
>waifuchads won
>>494087327>I'm hopeful that I'll find someone who actually cares about me at some point. But yeah, it fucking sucks right now. I went on a date with someone last weekend and I was just so fucking irritated afterward because everything went fine and it was a fun date but it just felt wrong to me.You need a period of grief anon, take your time, enjoy your new single life, go out with some friends, visit your family, get drunk out of your mind (if that is your thing) without having to care about what your fiancee might say, same with whatever hobby or activity that is on the same park. You'll know when your heart is ready to take the steps toward another relationship again. Above all, don't fret about the time, there is no rule that states how long you have to grief, take the time your heart needs, no matter how long.
Being lonely is not a big deal. Just means nobody wants to be around you for a reason that’s really obvious but hard to articulate, but it’s been there since you were a child, when you became a marked person. And anyway it’s just your destiny, so no use crying over it.
>>494086594What good does that do? There's no fixing this.>>494087164I posted about it last month when someone asked. I haven't reached out to her parents because there honestly doesn't seem to be a way to repair this. I'm not close to them exactly, her dad and I see eye to eye on things and I helped around their garden and shop. Her mom really disliked me at first, but she started inviting me to family outings and we cooked together.
>>494087537My sister had an online friend that she played video games with and ended up cheating on her husband with him and had a baby with her "online" friend. You did the right thing.
>>494087626
>>494087853you got that slut DNA in your bloodit's over
>>494087906We all knew Sensei is a slut anyway
Mucho texto in this thread
>>494087762Ah, whoops.
>>494088023Post skin.
Nice thread guys
Hey /bag/gies, What cake should I buy for Mari tomorrow?
You see Sensei, the eden treaty was actually about women
>>494088192Ice cream cake
>>494088058TTSM What about we go back to FB, sis? Right behind you
>dorontabi nuked himself againffs
I don't trust Hifumi posters
>>494088060
>>494083447you mean this one?https://nozomi.la/post/31687161.htmlor there's more?
It's almost 2AM. I just listened to Bad to the Bone and then Free Bird. I'm pumped up and I can't sleep.
Hehhttps://may.2chan.net/b/src/1726069058271.mp4
>>494088417
I have to save her...
>>494088391I don't why he's trying so early again to be fairalso the retard is doomed to repeat this process over and over again, that funny screencap really ruined him.
>>494084787depends if you're lucky
>>494088146skin
>>494081810Stoatposters are just horny and loud. Gives off the impression Shigure is more popular than she really is
>>494088060>>494088417hinalove! sources?
>>4940884232 more from the new event
>>494088170fuck I'm gonna cum nowdon't post bazoos or it's gonna start spraying out like a firehose
>>494088641https://x.com/takamalu08_12/status/1833799644461273484
>>494088641https://x.com/krkrm_san/status/1833874810767847816
>>494088643
https://exhentai.org/g/3054878/a12b798cee/
>>494089019AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>494087841Here's a Kayoko picture for you. Feel better soon anon.
only miyako's husband can post in this thread
>>494088983Balls.
Balls
why do anons post exhentai links instead of e-hentai? aren't those two sites basically the same 'cept e-hentai is more accessible?
See anons, you cannot trust woman. Eventually they will always betray you. This is why you need to raise your own woman, start young and teach them right from wrong. This way they wont pull a 180 on you one day, and both will stay happyBecome the sensei they can respect and love
Hanako sexsex with Hanako HS
I think my coworker wants to have sex with me
>>494089292Has she asked you to drive her home yet?
>>494088425time to listen to Kickstart My Heart then
>>494089240I hate zoomers, simple as that
I like sad Kayoko blog.
>>494089216I want to cut off that big fluff ball and use it as a bowling ball.
>>494089432Sir do not cut the floofballs, it's a crime
https://x.com/miroir1120/status/1833816637084250468
>>494089053>This gallery has been removed or is unavailable.what is this artist faggotry?
>>494089374I actually did listen to Kickstart My Heart after that. Those three are definitely some of the more popular headbangin' hard rock songs. Now I'm just headbanging to AC/DC songs I like.
>>494087691Kirara's double thong for extra pussy support
>>494089216Eroha...
>>494089240If it has a lolicon tag it isn't in e-hentai.
>>494089585It's up on ex.
>no one from my club or friends have a Yuzu or DKayokowhat the fuck do I do now
https://x.com/jongya_cos/status/1833792129837244621
I can't believe there's still no unofficial chinese made balls yet.The Chinks have fallen.BALLS.
got my fingers in shun like a vintage bowling ball
>>494089735Use Mika
>>494089735Post code if you're fine with ue40
>>494089747hearted, saved and followed
>>494089585works on my machine
>not even 30 yet>my bones are already achingwhat the fuck is happening to me, /bag/
>>494089543It's time to end floof wars once and for all.
>>494089735I have Yooz
>>494089596I've been hooked on Judas Priest's Firepower album since it came out in 2018, you might like it
>>494089926go out and do some exercise anon
>>494089926you need more calcium, my frail child
Thanks anons.
Who are the purest girls in the game /bag/? So far I've got>Airi>Hifumi>Mari>Serina>Hanae
>>494089926You don't exercise much, that's why, and your posture is shit.
>>494090000
It's that easy
>>494089926nerve gas and water enhancers
>>494089926>COVID mRNA vaccines can (may) accelerate ageing redeeming status?
>>494089926For me, it's my fucking back. I always feel like I'm collapsing
>>494090027do not utter that exact same sentence with those exact same words ever again
>>494090039Tsurugi
>>494090039You can remove Airi from that list now
>>494090162that anonymous user over there needs higher bone density through supplementation of minerals
>>494090027But I don't have Hasumi to breast feed me...
>>494089926
>>494090000Witnessed.Get exercises fatty
>>494090162Sensei is a delicate beautiful flower who needs more bone juice
Just take some multivitamins.
>>494090039serika
>>494090261where's her sharp teeth?
>>494090034You're welcome.
>>494090039HIfumi is a literal bank robber
>>494090000No, Sumire
mari swallowing my semen multivitamin
>>494090034it's ok anon but never avatarfag again please.
>>494090000donatsu...
AIIIIIIIIEEEEEE MY IMAGES
>>494090162you need more calcium, my frail child
>Atsuko just called my Cafe dirty
>>494090738Clean it up, cafe janny.
>>494090556I just like Kayoko.
>>494090738That's what you get for cumming everywhere.
>>494090738Just like her whore pussy
>>494090000Today is Pull Day Mr Quads
>>494089782I can throw Mika at it, yeah, but I was hoping to use Yuzu or DKayoko for a better time.>>494089798>>494089974I am on EU, my code is AYUUISOB.
>>494090039KaedeChiseJuri
HA HA HA
>>494090000okay gonna put my sexdoll into a ruck and ruck it around town
zoooooooooos the azooooooooooos
⪩ ⪨ᓀ`ˬ´ᓂ(| )( |)
Shirasu Azusa
This is some wild plot for Hinasexhttps://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122333212https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122333275https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122333360https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/122333783
No zoos posting $500 fine
You should stop saying lewd things about Mari.
⪩ ⪨θ ω θ
make a post for me ᓀ‸ᓂ
⪩ ⪨θ ω θ( . ) ( . )Big Seia
noᓀ‸ᓂ
⪩ ⪨θ ω θ| . . |Small Seia
>>494091397fucking laughing my ass off reading this
⪩ ⪨θ ω θSeia
glazing Fubuki's donut hole
>>494091468Kaho my beloved...
make sure these 100 posts last for at least two hours okay, the resetposters have to suffer ᓀ‸ᓂ
xωxSeia diedIt's over over
⪩ ⪨ θ ω θ( - ) ( - )Bigger
seia... fuck... nghh
>>494091397Is this the result of that wheel spin from earlier?
blue_archive rating:questionable
Chise is never early or late, she resetposts exactly when she means to
Pumping
⪩ ⪨θ//ω//θ
>>494091397Nexon should hire this guy
POST FASTER /BAG/
>>494081773Hanako or the nurse? Cause I found Hanako to be quite bad in fast maps, since the chombis move too much
囧
post ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>494092223koyuki pregnant
>surveyposters are asleep
>your student>if he could see you today, how would your child self feel about who you've become
Is it smart to get advice from /bag/?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFtLUhWSiboPost old kino.
>>494087832GEDAGEDIGEDAGEDAGO!
I think I have the tismᓀ‸ᓂzoostism
>>494092449Not if getting advice from /bag/ involves using up all the image slots AIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Mari is not useless... Level her up more
>Your student>Your favourite NPC
>>494091397my sides, also my heart
>>494088391what did you expect from asian artists?
>>494092420>mika>he'd think i'm cool>>494092449yes>>494092621true, i use her in perorodzilla>>494092646>mika>the brown rickshaw girl
ᓀ‸ᓂSensei. I've secured the perimeter. Please tell me if you see anything suspicious.
>>494092923IT WAS YOU ZOOS.YOU ARE THE SUSPICIOUS ONE.
>>494092420hinadefinitely disappointed>>494092646plana
>your student>your first gachahinablue archive
Momoi is the type of nigga to copy all of her HW
|‸´-
Momoi is the type of nigga
>>494092767bad taste
>>494093207NoaFIFA 13
Momoi is nigga
Anons, will you have sex with me?
>>494092237ᓀ‸ᓂ
>>494093756only if you put on a hare costume
>>494092449yes, it's full of old wise men.
Are we really gonna reach reset before a new thread, you useless baggers
nyo
please...I need a new thread so I can post lewd images of Ibuki...
>>494093756I don't think you could handle all of it, anon.
>>494093207YuukaSoccer Spirits
I want to fuck mother nature.Bitch it's raining for a whole week already.
>>494093207TsukuyoOne Piece Treasure Cruise
>>494093604get off my dick, fag
If you want a new thread asap give me yous
>>494093207NeruKoF All Star
>>494093756What is the appeal of ERP?
>>494093207Hinapriconne
>>494093207KiraraSummoner's War
>>494093207AliceDBZ Dokkan Battle (still play it)
>>494093207Arisumario kart tour
>>494094040the (fake) intimacy:3
>>494094040Who even mentioned ERP? I mean actual sex, treat me like you would one of your students
>>494090295do you have ako?https://gelbooru.com/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=8892199&tags=ako_%28blue_archive%29+cow_print+
>>494093207HinaGirls' Frontline
pumping
>>494093998no (¬_¬ )
Rubbing arona inappropriately
>>494094440youre going to fight giant robots and possibly die
i wish i was a kivotos student
I just had a dream that someone in /bag/ linked a crossthread offtopic Blue Archive post in another general. I absentmindedly replied to it with an Ichika image and got deleted and laughed at. It was embarrassing.
>faggot hoursᓀ‸ᓂ /̵͇̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
>>494094714Wait I thought everyone here was a little girl
wonder which student is the most propense on a possible drug overdose
>>494093207MikaGirls' Frontline
which student would get pumped up and headbang with me while listening to classic hard rock songs
>>494094793you need a bigger gun
>>494093207Sora of Angel 24Valkyrie Crusade (taught me not to whale)
>>494095020Renge.
>>494094756i once posted a /vg/ general thread in /vt/ once. good thing nobody made a big deal out of it.
Ah rightMari's bday. I'll get something ready
>>494095116wait how many /vt/ fags are here
remember mari's birthday
>>494095241i was a vtfag back then, but my oshi graduated so i never went back
>>494095020Imagine banging Kayoko and pumping her full with your hard head while listening to classic rock songs.
>>494095047ᓀ‸ᓂ /̵͇̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
>>494093207I played the 40k deathwatch gacha when it came to steam without knowing what a gacha was
Which student would
Can we cheat and make an early thread?
>>494095441>pumping her full with your hard headnot only would putting hard heads into her vagina hurt for her, it would hurt my dick too to pump out hard heads
>>494095435rough. who'd you lose
>>494095506Cheating is badBut cheating on Kayokofags is good
>>494095638mel and aqua
>your student>your gpumomoi4090
MomoiSexy
>>494095717my condolences, may you find peace here
>>494095717>both used goodsmy apologies for your taste anon
>>494095241Me. I just don't broadcast it because it's not relevant to Blue Archive. Polka is best girl.
>>494095790Miyako1080
*pat pat pat*
>>494095241A lot of thread culture here can be traced back to /hlgg/. Surveyposting is a big clue.
>>494095790hina3090
>>494093207MariFgoactually, Summoners war
>>494095868Mel yeah but Aqua? I stopped when dubsloptubers became popular but as I remember, Mel was a camwhore and Aqua a shy teenage girl. Did she get doxxed?
>>494093207UtahaSoccer spirits
>>494096057delete this
>>494093207KoharuValkyrie Connect
>build atsuko to counter nyharuna comp>she immediately jobs
>>494096241>>494096241>>494096241
>>494096167Don’t, we need to hit limit
Green damage type when?
>>494095241Not me, I unironically hate vtumors
>>494093207HinaAyakashi Ghost Guild
>>494093207KayokoPuzzles and Dragons
