The International continues TODAYhttps://www.dota2.com/international2024https://www.dota2.com/esports/ti13/schedulehttps://www.twitch.tv/dota2ti>INFORMATION & GUIDESEsports: https://dota2.com/esportsNews: https://dota2.com/newsPatches: https://dota2.com/patchesUpdates: https://dota2.com/news/updatesLore: https://liquipedia.net/dota2game/LoreLiquipedia: https://liquipedia.net/dota2For League players: https://dotabuff.com/learn/lolBug tracker: https://github.com/ValveSoftware/Dota2-Gameplay/issuesWiki: https://liquipedia.net/dota2game/Twitter: https://twitter.com/dota2>STATISTICShttps://dota2protracker.com/https://dotabuff.comhttps://opendota.comhttps://stratz.comhttps://stats.spectral.gghttps://datdota.comPersonal game data: https://steamcommunity.com/my/gcpd/570>NEWS & STREAMShttps://tl.net/forum/dota-2-general/https://trackdota.comhttps://gosugamers.net/dota2Previous: >>494062302
>>494289628giga cute
C'mon start already
shhh no more tears only dreams....just let it die
>>494289628Where's the other one you were drawing
>tfw no deer hero
templar assassin in bondage when?
>>494290878Shut up
>>494291105i wont shut up until lanaya is officially in bondage
Reposting so newbie Anon might see it: >>494292007Also to add, one thing that helped me feel like learning the game wasn't like doing homework was to watch dumb and wacky shit happening on highlight videos like the old fails/plays of the week and now dota wtf. Just watching shit play out in weird ways and get my interest was a good way for me to just randomly start looking up mechanics and understand how shit all connects and works together. Not saying it's going to work for everyone but it was a nice way for me to break into the game beyond just playing non-stop and hoping for the best. Dota is a big game with a huge amount of shit you might never see yourself. But that's why you have the internet show you wacky shit happening in other games.You can also just ask questions here in the worst case. There will be the curmudgeony faggots who have nothing constructive to say but you'll probably get at least one good answer to specific mechanics-related questions.
IT'S JOEVER
HOW CAN I STOP LOSING "ROLL" TO SUBHUMAN DOGS? SHOULD I JUST TANK MY BEHAVIOUR SCORE AND BRUTE FORCE IT?
why does viper have a cosmetic that gives him protrusions at the literal exact spot where a creature like him would have its genitals
>can't connect to game coordinatorLet me iiiiinnnnnnn
Kinda want to wait for the games but do not want to fuck my sleeping schedule.
>>494290878>>494292373>he doesnt have an entire folder dedicated to TA in bondagehttps://static.wikia.nocookie.net/dota2_gamepedia/images/e/e4/Vo_templar_assassin_temp_laugh_04.mp3/revision/latest?cb=20201020212145
Reposting the schedule.I dived deep into research and it turned out that autumn 2024 - autumn 2025 pro season will be by far the most packed Dota ever saw.There are going to be 5 ESL, 3 BLAST, 3 PGL, 3-4 FISSURE tournaments, Riyadh Masters and TI 2025. That's 16-17 big tournaments. The ESL, PGL and FISSURE are going to have one million prize pool each, while BLAST didn't announce theirs yet. This is far more than the previous record (the 2018-2019 season), which had 10 big tournaments. It's interesting that this is the first ever cycle of BLAST tournaments for Dota; they've only done one small event several years ago.https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Tier_1_Tournamentshttps://esportsinsider.com/2024/05/blast-dota-2-expansion?amphttps://press.pglesports.com/289186-pgl-announces-a-minimum-of-eight-1-million-tournaments-from-2024-to-2026-our-first-event-will-occur-between-may-10-and-19-2024https://pro.eslgaming.com/tour/2024/05/2025-dota2-calendar/https://www.linkedin.com/posts/fissurepro_upcomingevents-activity-7196928620546662400-lYmUAnd what's even more interesting is that the autumn 2025 - autumn 2026 season looks to be exact same, since its first half has already been announced.
>>494290076A team that wins LoL world championship gets 450k. A team that wins a random Dota event like dream deague season 22 gets 300k. >16-17 big tournaments >>494300639
>>494298120He comes...from the nether regions
never did this crownfall stuff before and i just completed my mapshould i get this 2016 treasure or reroll? imagine getting mace of aeons from it lol
Brothers, it's that time of the year and I don't feel excited at allWhen did that spark of joy start fading?
>>494300186i am in shambles
>>494301959if you only want the mace not really, its like a 99.5% chance you dont getting it. But it's not that bad if you also are interested in the normal immortalsAlso try not to use rerolls until you get to the caravan in a second map, that will let you reroll for 3 items instead of 2 which is huge (act 2 or 3 caravan, it doesnt matter)
>>494301697you silly fuck
before TI starts ill remind everybody that supporting international teams is supporting the sovless part of this game. the good guys remaining are C9 and BB. XG does not count because they are chinese.
>>494301959dude get the third item slot asap
>>494303874fuck i just used my 10 rerolls after spending 10 coins in the shop for the free thingit's probably act 2 caravan, i just did 3 and i don't have it>>494304601yeah i got scammed :(
Is the ceremony in 30min or 1h30min
>There's an enemy Mars>I ward his jung- I mean Arena
>TI arena is circus themedbros...
>>494306013PUPPET MASTER CONFIRMED
Any dotards wanna hook up?
>TI>its dead
wait this shit starts in an hour?
>>49430683630 mins for pre show
bros what if our destiny is to end up like psgaren't you afraid of that?
>>494307102I'm not short, and I don't eat enough to be fat, I'll be fine.As for being bald, well I still have a beautiful full head. I don't want to tempt fate but I don't think it's gonna go away anytime soon.Plus my dick is huge
>need 2 courier kills>NP banned so can't snipe couriers>end of laning, team starts doing some retarded T2-diving feedfest against fucking Sniper>trying to help from a distance but fuck getting close to that mess>see a bunch of couriers come in>wraparound and kill them>enemy team immediately turns around for me>oops>kill one but die>teammates kill the other 4>get T1 and T2 towers from that mess>and half the T3 because the enemy team doesn't understand what's going on>eventually win so I get the contractOn one hand, I hate how contracts make me do the most retarded shit I would never do.On the other hand, I love how contracts make me do the most retarded shit I would never do that leads to hilarious results.
https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2249557414?t=0h9m8sHere's bradley dragon trying deadlock instead of dota 2. I think we will keep a fair bit of retards in dota 2 after watching this, they cannot play shooters at all.
>no coordinatorwhat the fuck
GABENNNNNN
almost got interviewed by slacks for some filler contentscariest moment of my life
>>494307340what a king I remember watching him play his autistic dragon game
>>494307581I keep thinking about that guy who tried to split because he didn't want to be on camera and slacks pulled him back and put him in a chokehold
>>494307618should've done it and shouted out d2g
Alright it's timewhere sticky?
who up eating andy capps fire fries while staring at winter wyvern's thighs
>>494307878no stiggy
>>494307937CringeDota is dead and so is this general
>>494307878no puppy no sticky
>>494307878game is dead and we wouldn't even fill up one sticky with 100 posts
Post some images from the venue dotards
Is dota 2 coordinator down for anyone else?
>>494308114no
clown game
>>494308078because the CD of this place fucking SUCKS
>>494308264looks lit its about to be CINEMA
>>494308228game is finally dead
>3.9k viewersdota is dead......
Whats the new hero going to be
>Clown themed Ti>Clown 9 wins
Nice sticky dotards
>4k viewersLOL
>>494308589adelaide
Dotards, explain?Do the devs love beans?
>>494308114
>>494308589sex with alcoholic hags
>>494308390>>494308589We still have 14 more minutes.Trust the plan.
>>494308228Yeah, it's been going down for the past couple hours. Valve probably doing some last minute updates or something.
MAKE THE MUSIC STOP PLEASE. I WILL DO ANYTHING YOU WANT
The Whiteman
>>494308631Adelaide is someone's mom now
>>494308228the game is (was, it just died) in maintenance modevalve announced last week that they would shut down the game servers forever on september 13, which is why the game coordinator is down
>>494308661I don't recall posting this
>>494308673I'm listening to this while waitinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S8h1tfSBSRU
HELLO DOTARDS WHERE YOU AT
>tfw no chicken herowhy even live
>>494308869>phoenix>SS
>>494308869We already have Skywrath Mage and his girlfriend.
wheres our stiggy:D
>it's all dudeslmaoooo
>>494309042basedfoids out
When do the GOOD teams play?
>>494308673>valve is recycling Scream Fortress in dotadead game transplant
>>494309042Did you expect anything else?
>>494309042chat where is the diversity?
>>494309042Yeah was about 99% guys when I queued
watch out for ewenchantess doetards
>>494309042I counted 4 girls includinglevis girlblue beanie girlasian girl next to blue beaniebrown hair next to asian girlnext to green sweater manjean jacket in front of green sweater manblondie and brown hair girl behind red hoodie
When do the SHIT teams play?
FIVE MORE MINUTES DOTABROS
how long do this shit usually start?
welcome to the circus
When do the teams play?
AHHHHHHHHHHHH GABENNNNNN INTROOOO
Grubby reveal soon
ME PEÍ
do you get drops or whatever while watching TI like you do (or did? idk anymore) with counter-strike tournies?
>no sticky ong lolchads are dabbing on us frfr
What is this shit music bros
SIKESIT'S DEADLOCK ERA NOW
>>494309540No.
Are there drops for watching the game on twitch?
>>494309540If you're physically at the arena and connected your ticket to your steam account, you get rare treasure drops when stuff happens in the game.There used to be a drop system when watching in-game but I don't think that exists anymore.>>494309591/lolg/ had one sticky, in 2021 and it only got 4k posts lol
The fuck is this night before christmas ass music
im only watching TI in hopes of getting a deadlock key
hajimaruyo
>>494309604we're the clowns in Gaben's circus
>>494309665new hero has a christmas theme (she's based on mrs claus)
WHERE'S ANA?WHERE'S KUROKY?WHERE'S LGD?
yuck
but niggas told me dota is dead valve will always have love for it more then tf2 and cs2
STICKY WHERE?>STICKY WHERE?STICKY WHERE?>STICKY WHERE?STICKY WHERE?>STICKY WHERE?STICKY WHERE?>STICKY WHERE?STICKY WHERE?>STICKY WHERE?STICKY WHERE?>STICKY WHERE?
HERE WE GOO LAST MIN PREDICTIONS!!! calling it now falcons take series!
>no sheepdickedthank fucking allah
>>494309672it's one of the most played games in steam, loser
>no stickyit's over
give me my sticky you dumb nigger mods!!!!
>>494309783RIGHT HERE FAGGIT ***cums***
>>494309768i don't know what love for cs2 would entail considering valve won't make mapsWhat does content for counter strike look like other than maps?
>no stickyits ogre dotards
Damn
mega mother of yikes what is this corny ass shitEmbarrassing as fuckLmao hang yourselves dogtards McNeck yourselves
EU CROWD crowd
>>494307581this is what I meant
dotards are so short
how many liters of onions
I freaking love Slacks bwos no cap
>>494309907At least they won't clear out the stadium by game 3 of finals because of chinks dropping out
What the fuck is the point of making the TI circus themed if Ringmaster isn't playable at the event?
>taylor swift
>>494309794CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORYCHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORYCHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORYCHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORYCHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORYCHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORYCHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORYCHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORYCHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORYCHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORYCHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY>CHINESE YEAR, CHINESE VICTORY
>The International 2024 mainstage >still no stickyits dead
>>494309961HES SO HECKIN WHOLESOME
>>494289592>Main Event>Still no stickyDead game
>>494309967The event has been a clown show, it still fits
>average yuros
>>494309897Based
>be dotard>get bald
The liquid fan would fat ugly bastard plap the falcons twink
the guy in the bald energy shirt. that just screams lurkers around here is it one of you
>BIG>BALD>ENERGY
>>494309961Slacks is cringekino
>All these onions EU fansLOLI am supporting Ame
Mods are waiting for Gabe's WELCOME TO THE INTERNATIONAL to sticky I-I'm sure
>>494310119>Gorgc>/here/They would be wearing an old ass mouz shirt instead of a reddit shirt
sex with Ephey!
Sheever > Ephey
>>494310097It was how Yatoro won.
>women on streammy cock is so hard bros...
>>494310218>>494310019>>494309872>>494309810>>494309856>>494309783>>494309591you need to relax
>International started>50k viewers on Twitch>thread is deadkek
I think cloud 9 is going to win this year
>>494310360SHUT THE FUCK UPTHREAD STICKY NOW!
>oooooooo brawwwllll so hypeee!!!! Cringey ass casting!!!Gas yourselves dotroons
>no sticky
>>494310242>>494310285Both of them at the same time.>>494310303Based heterosexual male.
>>494310386I wouldn't even mind, would feel fresh at least
why does ringmaster have no circus abilities
happening
SEX WITH HOODWINK
Wtf is this pannel lol
Why is Ephey one of the main hosts?
bugers ASLEEP, china at work, Europe stroking while they watch JERK JERK JERK
sheever is still so fucking sexy
>>494310430BETWEEN THE PLANES
What will happen once Valve completely hands off TI to the third party?
So this is the opening ceremony of dotards? Yikes >clown theme for clown game
>can no longer goon to Ephey's legsFUCKING DESK
power treadsmagic wandorb of corruptionbracerbracerbracertime 2 brawl
>>494310430THE BEAST OF ALL WORLDS
*echoed ssssssssssssssssss*
sheevers tits
i want to lick sheevers piss off of her chest
dogshit dead circus TI
alright this is your last chance repost with your winners tonight ill keep em archived and we can laugh at who wins and loses
BROS WHERES THE JIGGY?!?!I CANT HAVE AN INTERNATIONAL WITHOUT A JIGGY
>>494310430All the advertise/shill budget is funneled into Deadlock nowAlso why the fuck does TI start at the morning for EU when everyone is at work and the middle of the night for NA? Isn't this like the single worst time they could start it?
>>494310768there's literally 0 advertising for deadlock anon
going through the Spirit vs LGD finals sticky, holy shit that was so hype. Probably the last time this thread was this alive too. People like to state the peak of Dota as being anywhere bnetween 2013-2016, but that was 2021
>>494310682how and why would she get piss on her chest
>>494310768Maybe because 4 series last until late evening/night here anyway? Think
>>494310768Its called THE INTERNATIONAL for a reason and the reason is that Asia also exists
>>494310805OG v LGD was legendary to
Wheres James
>27
Dota 2 more like dotaturda 2
>>494310768>Also why the fuck does TI start at the morning for EU when everyone is at work and the middle of the night for NA? Isn't this like the single worst time they could start it?Exactly. They do everything possible to kill dota
>>494310802THINK OF THE ADVERTISERS ANON THE POOR ADVERTISERS
>>494310795There's hardcore shilling for the game, just look at /v/ having the most unnatural posters, mods banning you for talking badly about Valve in the threads.Just like the Steam deck shill threads.
>>494310802Don't post this shit. Im at work.
>>494310921lmao even
>>494310682That word for word but with Ephey
Pucker up falcon boys
>>494310768Wasn't hiring a literal who to be in charge of Dota Esports a big enough sign that Valve wants to kill Dota?
>>494310805>>494310805i DONT think you were there for the thread when EG won. do you KNOW HOW MANY BURGERS TOOK OVER?!?
>>494310816i dont care how it happens but i need it>>494310958ephey would never, she's boring, sheever would be down for it
Betboom or Falcons?
>>494310934>watching TI and reading /d2g/ on company timeso fucking based....
where's ixmike when you need him
Dead thread for dead tournament of a dead game
Z
where's the foot lady
>>494311041falcons, easy
Sh1t
>>494310768It's to ensure the games end in time
the crimson immortals this year fucking suck
>>494311154>Rules: You will not start consolewars.>*starts consolewars*>Banned.WTF BROS WHY WOULD JANNIES DO THIS AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why can't dogtatards stop taking L's? Why
>>494311154>that postYou're not worth my time, sorry.
>>494311154Have you ever seen a consolewar thread?Of course you haven't, you're a paid shill that's never used this site before being told to.
>>494311208Enter one of the Epic games seethe threads and tell me how many people there are getting banned for "consolewar"
>>494311218uhm sweetydogtatards only take L's 49% of the time (51% of the time if you're bad)
>>494311154just dont have sense of humor in that board and you will be fine.
>>494310768>All the advertise/shill budget is funneled into Deadlock nowyou have proven once again that frogposters are just absolutely retarded
hello dotardswhy is the prize pool so low now?
Yeah dude Dota used to be sooo much bet-
ENOUGH TALK
>valve is shilling the game on /v/ AND ONLY /v/, nowhere else>you can't find any banner ads on the internet about deadlock because they spent all their money on /v/ postsschizos actually believe this
>>494311041lol torontotokyo is not choking yet just wait it will happen but not in this series
>>494311352they lowered it
>>494310802SEX WITH BEASTMASTER
>>494311218>>494311086>>494310886>>494310683>>494310550>>494310070All based posts
>>494311284>thread about a company being shit>B B BUT WHAT ABOUT OTHER COMPANY?? VALVE IS SO MUCH WORSE SAARSClassic whataboutism consolewar shit.
>>494311154happens all the time in nintenyearold vs sonypony threads
>>494311357-ter.If you pick a shit team I am going to tune out and jungle. Fuck you.
>>494311352because valve doesnt want it higher pretty simple
can they stop edging us fr ong god
>>494311357You're kind of correct and wrongShit like this would be cancer today, but was sort of acceptable back then (as shitty as it felt to have on your team).This is because everyone was worse at the game across the board. People didn't minmax as much or consume out of game content.It's a fallacy to assume that you can boot up an old patch and have the same experience today. The culture totally changed. 1k players ward and pull now, they buy BKBs.
>>494311502put the fries in the bag
You can tell ephey is some nepotism hire because she doesn't say much while Sheever is female and basically leading everything
>>494311457to be fair, pro players and gamers are whining about endlessly demand. they need to show who is in charge.
wheres the big guy
>>494311568qrd?
>>494310886I'm thinking based
>LITERAL clown fiesta
>clown themedjust like my pubs!
>denmark TI>clown themehaha
Absolute cinema
MODSGIMME MY FUCKING STiCKY THREAD
>>494311502there's literally a timer dumb dotard
EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS STARTING
>riotshill in perma meltdown mode>wondering why>check twitchyikes
>>494311565Anon discovers that panel members have different roles
>>494311660DON'T FUCKING YELL AT ME
TI2 is the best TI ngl
why are they skipped dotardswhat the fuck
>ti4 skipped kek
>no artists or any kind of live showlmao it's so over
>skipping all the chink teamslol
>>494311726katie kate sisters...
>>494311602They hired Sumichu who has 0 experience in Dota 2 and in hindsight she was hired to kill Dota's Esports scene by consolidating TI to PGL
Amazing how they made sure to not show a single line of Tobi's hypecasting.Valve you absolute fuckign niggers.
riki crowd PepeLaugh
I have not seen a SINGLE C9 game this tournament
WHERES KACI
>>494311726was that the one where the chat was spamming SILENCER PLEASE ULT at that singing woman
TOBI SKIPPED
>no gabeits actually over
Buyback team
>>494311805>slursand tobi wonders why nobody likes him
NO GABE N
>>494311352ti used to be funded by selling skins, but retards cried "its predatory for skins to only be available for a certain amount of time!!" or some stupid shit, so they removed that, and no one buys the stupid shit they try sell now for the prize pool
is showing a video clip considered an opening ceremony?
Umm, they skipped Shopify
>>494311808yikes absolute state of d2g
gaben comes out AFTER teams
>>4943116021st class ticket, food allowance at offline party etc. for gamers, just reddit things. they love to complain. they used ti price pool tactic for example to talk shit on how lazy or retard Valve devs are.
>>494311352They need more shekels for Deadlock development
Is the place empty? Why no cheer at all
Quinn better win it all.
>GAY MEN GLADIATORSwhy did he pronounce it like that
>Ozempic gaben>Only the rich are allowed to lose weight, plebCapitalists are scum
>>494311726Did they have to because they unpersoned Tobi?
G A B E SIGHTED
he looks so old
Why does gabe hate CS2?
>>494312014Just don't eat like a pig fatfuck
>>494311891>>494311840
how come no one has ever done the Ginyu force pose when winning or being introduced? That would be basedor the piccolo dick pose on a loser
I love you gaben :)
>>494311726TI4 grand finals so short you blinked and missed it
>no gaben
Gaben looks like he's sickly, what the hell happened
gabe looks like he has one foot in the grave
Looking sharp, lord Gaben
>gabe will die in your lifetimealmost makes you want to end it all, huh?
when this nigga dies I'm losing it
For me, it's Tundra.
how does sheever have less of a speaking cadence than a 70 year old man she sounds like a dying whale
>>494312080doom ult
>>494312038>the liver spotsi-is gabe ok
>>494312047>just overcome permanently elevated grehlin levels forever
>>494312080Age. It'll happen to you too anon.
>skips over last 4 yearsits almost like the managed decline of dota, getting rid of the battlepass has killed TI
>>494312038>Greatest event>2 mill ROFLMAO
>No stickyTime for finish to job
>>494312095Obviously. Dude is fucking old.
>>494312096we have to achieve digital immortality before then
>>494312112Tundra is the only sovl team left.
>>494312080Old people who lose weight often look like that. Heck, even that butthole mukbang dude who lost so much weight looks sort of sickly.
>>494312014ozempic is like $10 a month here my cousin is on it
>>494312123That's just being Dutch
>5W 20Lits over for our mongolian
i miss redeye
>>494312136He is 61 years old, anon.
>sssssssssss>sssssss>ssssssssMAKE EPHEY SHUTUPStuff a cock in her mouth if you have to
>>494309747https://youtu.be/S2FNeoWP7Wo
>>494312178 the dutch shouldnt be allowed within 20 feet of a professional microphone -- ever
>>494312215I miss 2GDI miss TobiI miss the Soul of Dota and TI
>first TI in eu>last TI in euCan't believe this is the end bros.. Hope its a good TI to end it off. I enjoyed my stay bros.
>>494312038lol and this is why dota 2 fans shouldnt worry about deadlock out of all valve games dota 2 will always be updated
ephey's slutty shoulders
>>494312143>new fatty copePut the fork down lmao oh wait you probably shovel "food" down your throat with your bare hands and cry about big bones and genetics
>>494312240incel please go
>>494311726ti4 was horrible, the memepush meta and VG throwing in the towel in the final game with all 3 tier 2 towers up was horrible
fuck, marry, kill, play dota with?
>>494312218no......
>>494312306grehlins a hormone brojust don't jerk off for 2 years bro
START THE FUCKING GAMES ALREADY HOLY SHIT
need to choke on sheevers piss while she kicks and beats me
>>494312218My parents are 65 and look way better. Dude looks like he's 70.
Why do they keep calling him cyka
This is bad. Gaben appeared on screen like some oligarch in post apocalyptic message with half his organs replaced with robots. He is so old. This isn't the biggest esport event anymore. Is something wrong with me? I just don't feel it. Things are missing and it makes me miffed.
>>494312038CS2's audience is mostly Eastern Yuros and HuemonkeysNot a particularly lucrative combo
>>494312080>americans when someone isn't morbidly obese with 70 BMI
>>494312336fuck Tmarry Lacostekill epheyplay dota with sheever
>>494312336Sorry man, can't do itnobody gets to die
>>494312407everything you care about will crumble away leaving you with ash between your fingers
>>494312358>muh big bones>muh genetics>muh hormonesAlways something to cope about, never an effort to lose weight
jenkinsmains, we lost...
fucking work I missed daddy Gaben
>>494312301That's because Deadlock will not be that successful, the game is already out and it looks like crap, it might reach the popularity of something like Overwatch 2 if everything goes right but that's about it, it certainly won't make for a good esport game because its way too chaotic.
>>494312336Fuck EpheyMarry SheeverKill GuvDrink Beer with Lacoste
hate listening to this slut ephey
>FIRST THREE TIMES TI WINNERYEAH I'M THINKING KINO
>>494312486the panel always changes after half the gameshe'll show up in a cool outfit as always
>>494312486He'll be the weatherman
Genuinely how does Sheever look so fucking good every year
>>494312568please no
>Still no gender swap Invoker arcana>Ogre Magi arcana didn't make them speak like him eitherBoring
>>494312568that shitstack is full of potential seethe
>>494312568washed up
>>494312080he just want to live longer bro
>FALCONSI would love it if they win, i am a sneyking fan and it'd be cool if Cr1t won a TI>AURORALeast likely to win, but they might score some upsets and that'd be cool. I like the way lorenof plays.>BETBOOMI don't like these guys but it doesn't matter because the one thing I'm sure of is that they will not win>XTREMEthis would be the most based outcome, but after seeing their games so far I do not think they have it in them. Sad, because no one who doesn't have a TI victory deserves one more than Ame.>GAIMINIt'd be cool if they won because of Quinn but their playstyle is boring as fuck.>C9Also boring to watch and I would not care if they won.>LIQUIDPlease, let it be anyone but them, they are not only incredibly boring to watch, they are also carried by Nisha. Insania and Micke are total frauds.>TundraI like Pure's playstyle but he seems like a total fucking douchebag so I'm split. Topson and Saksa win would be cool though.
The people who played dota allstars are gone. It's all gone. We are old. Everything is corrupted. Time to burn it down and start over.
>>494311352>>494311968That's not how TI prize pool works. Valve profited from the battle pass by taking 75% but canceled it for unknown reasons in 2023 and 2024 (the 2022 one was also intentionally but short).Pretty much no one supports this change.
Gaben does nothing and makes billion how is this fair
I haven't watched this trash in like four years. What happened to Sheever's cancer or whatever it was?
>>494312568THE TOP SONTAKES IT ALL
Save and gpk look like clones of each other what the fuck
drown me in your piss sheever
we're all cheering for cr1t right bros?
>>494312660Valve hired Sumichu for this exact reason
Just came out of my cryopod, where the fuck is Fwosh
>>494312660Cut short
>>494312568HOLY BASED
>>494312656Boring. Boring. Boring. Where is Puppey?
WHEN RTZ PLAY??
Hello lads. I haven't played since 7.0 dropped.1. What's the meta right now? How are Death Prophet, Necro, Sniper, Viper, Veno, Phoenix, Winter Wyvern? They are my fav heroes.2. Who are current commentators in english cast? How's 2gd, Tobi, Jew(forgot his name)?3. Who are going to win? What teams are strongest right now?4. Any oldfag players still in TI or only new blood?5. Any other big drama or happening since 7.0?
>>494312660is it just a sundowning or is there a legitimate reason to do so?
>>494312756Yep
>>494312656>>C9>Also boring to watch and I would not care if they won.looks like someone didnt watch groups and seeds
sneyking is going to win 2 TI in your lifetime
>main stage>no stickyit's over dotards
MODS WHERE STICKY YOU FUCKING
>>494312810Sneed
>>494312842ASUNA SEXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>$200 for a ticket per dayI live nearby and I hope that there is no crowd.
>>494312797They want to do it like Crownfall where the same content is actually tied to the game instead of one tournament
DEAD GAMEEADGAME
Would RTZ have won TI if he had switched to playing support 5 years ago?
>hurr dead gameok so leave?let us who enjoy dota post about it
JANNIES DO YOUR FUCKING JOB RETARDS WHERES MY STICKY
>>494312608>no gender swap invokerFor me its gender swapped kunkka
>>494312919No, he is unable to play anything else than farming core
>>494312919He would have won three if he never left the midlane
I haven't been paying attention to Dota for a few years. Where are all the International staple players like Puppey, Kuroky, N0tail etc?
>>494312842>>494312862>AIslop
QRD on why Russians are allowed in TI?Isn't Valve murriclap corpo so they should follow sanctions?
>Sh1tnever gonna forgive him for repeated picking wyvern every game despite her having 20% winrate
MATING PRESS SHEEVER MATING PRESS SHEEVER MATING PRESS SHEEVER
Where's dendi and chuan?????
>>494312660>>494312797The reason is that esports is a poor return on investment. Valve had more than a decade of data and that clearly saw that it's not worth it. Why settle for 75% when you can take 100% by just putting out regular skins for money without being tied to some event?
>>494312971dead
>>494312679he made the best internet store of the world
replacing all my fluid intake with sheevers piss
>>494312870>get 1 crimson witness drop>-200 turns into +50
>>494311790>kill Dota's EsportsSee>>494300639>>494312797We don't know the motive. There are a lot of conspiracy theories about this, but I've never seen any proof, so it just exists as a mysterious Valve policy rejected by most of the community.Dota esports itself is still huge and will in fact have the most tournaments ever soon (see links above).
Need both these teams to lose desu
>>494312971>Puppey, Failed to qualify>Kuroky,Stuck with an all-muslim jobber stack>N0tail etc?Retired and living the rich normalfag life.
>>494313009Did they retire or washed?
>>494312975don't caredick still hard
>>494312795pls reply
what is this pose?
>>494313069god I wish
>>494313052>Per day>Three days of main stage
>>494313076Most did retire and just play other games casually while streamingTo be fair they are millionaires
>>494313117about to shart
>>494312975it's not slop
where is the Kuro- sword of Allah- Ky?
>gaben made a video for TI>4chan mods cant make a stickydid the deadlock devs compromise 4chan? I
take me back to when we had immortals during ti bros
>>494312658Yeah totally
>>494313068>There are a lot of conspiracy theories about this, but I've never seen any proofpost your best conspiracy theory
why does ephy think shes a professional psychologist
>>494312795all your favorite heroes are very good still, their facets make most of them flexible within roles
rubbing sheevers piss in my eyes
>>494313153It is slop, streetshitter.
>>494313153SEX WITH ASUNA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What do we need to do to kill nu-dota?
>>494313202Bitches love psychology
>>494313153>Not slopWhat's wrong with your HANDS
>>494313026TSD TOTAL SHEEVERPISS DRINKING
>>494313198Nah. I'm busy.
>>494313068>>494300639Reclassifying Tier 2 tournaments as Tier 1 is a sign of a dying E-sports scene anonNone of these "Tier 1" LANs would be taken seriously at Dota's peak
lmao
>no hype>no fan favorites>no gaben>no stickyit's the end of dotards
>>494312976privately ownedthere's been a big propaganda push against valve because of this
>>494313256>he thinks humans are good at drawing hands
>>494313068>valve stops giving pro players 25% of arcana profits they had no involvement in>They keep the esports compendium and still give them money from that>This is a conspiracy and valve needs to explain themselves
>>494313068valve has always worked in mysterious ways so I guess this lines up. deadlock must have something to do with it too, right?still, it's good to see dota esports is not only still alive but the game is still enjoyable to watch, we had some peak games in the road to ti stageI feel it's not dying yet, maybe even get a bit of a windup from this TI
I’m betting on cuck synderen and his jew handler to cast first game
Ephey can't stop talking
>>494313256They are hard to draw. Go draw a hand. In perspective. With gesture. Feminine. You won't.
>>494313172Mods are too scared to make a sticky since /vt/umors nuked the site with their sticky
>>494313368>>494313153>>494312842can you post your slop somewhere else?
>>494313385they're casting finals hopefully
Daily reminder that TI was always funded by valve no one bought the compendiums that much
>>494313153absolute slop
Sex with luna when?
>>494313368SEX WITH ASUNA SEX WITH ASUNA SEX WITH ASUNA SEX WITH ASUNA
>>494313389i don't get paid to make artwhy would I
>>494313319Dota's peak (playerwise) was in 2016 and that time was full of 100-500k events with only a couple going higher. https://liquipedia.net/dota2/Tier_1_Tournaments
MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?MODS WHERE STICKY?>MODS WHERE STICKY?
>>494313368>>494313463>Dota 2 so dead that dotards talk about something elsekek
>>494313429Just ignore him and he will go away eventually, stop replying to his stupid posts
>>494313386I can't stand all this "We need to talk constantly so there's no dead air before the game... so just keep talking... just fucking talk. Say nothing, but talk!"I fucking hate it
>>494313476You are efficient and good at it. That's when you do.
>>494313527press m to mute the stream :-)
>>494312795
Post old dota memes.Remember Malcolm X posting? Remember Need 2 Breed? Something like this.
>>494312878Lmao noob watch this
>>494313527just mute
>>494313572I have, but it still doesn't change the fact how much I hate that type of shit.
>>494313582adelaide?
shill me why i need to pay for art
are the teams going to bring out new hero picks? did they save their actual strats for the mainstage?
>>494313527Where are the good moderators who just talked about fun stuff that wasnt even related to the game?
>>494313375>deadlock must have something to do with it too, right?No, probably not. Valve still does big in game events which require manpower.
>>494312769streams and draws bunbois in FFXIV
>all these ESL momentsTI just doesnt feel right without a brit'ish host
>hello kitty face paint
>already an hour delay before the first game eve startsThis game is legitimately a joke.
Honeypot group stages??
>>494313518>Sex with luna is not related to dotaHuh?
Act 3 will let people get her arcana again right guys
>>494313653OD got of scot free even though he was a MASSIVE snake
>>494313653who is el grande culo
>>494313643So artists can draw beautiful images for you
>>494313582>FLOOOOOOOOOOR
>vengeful spirit event>venge uncontested
>>494313370Compendium is so empty it's considered downright insulting by many fans. Valve created a lot of haters among the playerbase with this move.
>>494313806>vengeful spirit>Circus theme
>>4943137692GD
>>494313754sure, here's your arcana bro
>>494313582only oldfags remember
thinking about spamming the entire board and shitting up every thread if the mods don't make a sticky lads, got my router reset button ready
>>494313809Well maybe not created per se, I doubt it was their intention, but such is the result of Valve's unpopular policies.
Its funny how they add a literal circus hero to the game and Im still the main clown when im playing
BABY TEAM
Naga banned always :(
stinky smelly ephey bathwater :3
>>494313923having naga is auto win
>>494313934imagine wanting haloumi scented bathwater
Why do they call all the characters "The x"? It sounds so dumb. Just say "Tusk", you don't need to say "THE Tusk"
Stop banning Naga, I want to see a pro game with her
>>4943134822024's Total Prizepool barely touches TI6's Prizepool
god theres not going to be any new picks are there... why the fuck should i watch more matches of the same dota...
>doomruskies don't want to win
how the FUCK are those holograms even possible
>>494313934this but feet
>>494313923>Naga banned always :(Infinitely preferable to her being picked even once.
HOLOGRAMS?
>>494314051>he doesn't know
>>494314005de dusg :D
>>494314005Tusk is a title, not his name.
>>494313679Oh shit, thanks
Reply to this post if you hate niggers and jews
POST MORE ASUNA
>>494314081
>No StickyACTUAL DEAD GAMERIP IN PISS
>>494314081>int build vs str build
>>494313582
>in dota there are a lot of heroes picked and banned everytimealso dota>ban and pick the same heroes over and over again
FEEEEEEEEEEET PITSSSSSSSSS
atleast the fucking booths are back
>>494314005Yeah, especially saying names like The Mirana or The Lina drives me crazy
I'm back, TI is back, bitches, let's hope we get some good gamesI hate this bald new guy btw, he speaks too quietly
>>494314142wtf is that real?
>>494314038Has nothing to do with what I've said. Valve refuses to do a battle pass, but pours effort into non-TI events like crownfall instead.As I said, pretty much no one supports this.
>LionWhat
>>494314081they're therecant see them though
>>494314142THE HOLOGRAMS ARE PLAYING
>>494314142wtf ccnc is a hologarm?
>hologram visible through glass, with light defraction and everythingHOW THE FUCK DO THEY DO THATI thought these hero models are in post
>>494314208
>>494314081>HOLOGRAMS?Can't see them.
>>494314251its been a known technology for a decade anon
>>494313168Israel is there, he will get blown up if he joins.
>hoodwinkSEEEEX
ourgirl picked
>>494314142REALITY IS COLLAPSING
Im glad cr1t- is balding, he deserves it for what he did to n0tail-
>>494314251anon they're made out of LIGHTyou knowthat thing that reflects on all surfaces
>>494314286SEXO
>>494314137pace yourself anonI dont want to spam
>Barely double LoL's Twitch viewership at TIHow does it feel to be irrelevant?
>>494314291BUT HOOOOOOOOOOOOW
THIRD WORLD SHITHOLE PRIDE
BUFF HOODWINK
>no /d2g/ carry to support
>>494314291KNOWN TO WHOOOOO
>>494314348the holograms only exist digitally within the camera
>>494314365Feels pretty great. Let league of lesbians deal with the subsapient brown zoomoids
>>494310476
>>494314358hnnnnnggggggggggggggggggffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK WHY CAN'T REAL WOMEN LOOK LIKE THIS AND BE NICE TO ME FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK GOD IS GAY
betboom coach is familiar, he used to be a player, he played in empire, but I can't remember his name
>>494314365LoL and Valorant use partnered streamers, Valve has no such thing.
What the fuck is this dumb bitch ephey saying? BB have Mirana that out-dps Lina, the fuck is she saying that BB have no late game
>>494314409
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sheever piss and spit cocktail
Who do we root for?
>>494314358keep posting more BIG TIT BIRCHES
DOTURDS WHERE U FROM?/g/ here reporting for duty
>primal hoodwink on the same teamUHHH DOTARDS OUR RESPONSE?
>>494314497LoL has a regional qualifier that is just half of TI's viewers in TwitchWorlds will make TI look like a joke
>>494314518>t. 2k mmrI havent played this game in 4 years and I can tell bb has no late game at all
>>494314497Oh and there are LCK finals ongoing, pretty big deal in LoL.
>>494314580do not redeem SAAARR
>>494314550>Who do we root for?Any team with a Dane on it.>t. Dane
>>494314550>saudis>ruskishmm
I'm sure Cr1t will win. He was Artour's loyal teammate after all!
>>494314613>I havent played this game in 4 yearsyeah it shows
>>494314518>mirana pos 5gg
i will eat the cheese
>>494314580/fit/ here lets fucking GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>turn on main stream>ephey>turn off main stream>turn on gorc stream
>>494314613>bb has no late game at allNo need when they have NP which got an overtuned, singular treant that deals siege damage.
>>494314607>Worlds will make TI look like a joke>>LoL and Valorant use partnered streamers<<https://www.leagueoflegends.com/en-us/event/league-of-legends-partner-program/
>>494314580I'm from /legbutt/'LET'S GO DOTARDS
>>494314550Aurora to accelerate Dota's death spiral
>>494314607and you still won't have a sticky because league esports is boring shit with no stakes lmao
>I don't like their draft because it's boringEphey /ourgirl/
>>494314589
>>494314717that's a man
>>494314751aurora winning would do the opposite. gaimen vs arbitrary euro team in the grand final now that's a death spiral if i ever saw one
>>494314754LoL is a mobile game, that's the real issue, its followed so much in Asia because they are nearly entirely mobile gamers there
>>494314580/lolg/I'm here to laugh on Dota's corpse
this bald loser with a disgusting beard an ukrainazi pin is an AWFUL commentator, where it the fuck is Merlini? Fogged? ppd?
>>494314754league's general doesn't even talk about esports during their events anymore. The avatarfags and ERPing troons literally bullied the esportsfags out of the general LMAO
>>494314550dota
More talking??? Get to the fucking games already!
autism_2000...
>Picking Lina>Using arcana>And a cosmetic that gives her shoesholy yikes
i love aui
I'm new and I'm really bad at last hitting and right clicking. What heroes let me be useful and do impact in battles by just spamming abilities?So far I found phoenix. Who else?
Surprised guest on final day
>>494314607>>494300856
sheever's boobs are shiny >>494314857merlini and ppd are dead, fogged does casting more than panelsmost of the desk """""analysts"""""" are retarded
licking sheevers piss from her feet
lima TI when, i want more unhinged crowds https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/11jo5ld/gaimin_gladiators_entrance_to_lima_major_arena/
>>494314886um leaguesisters? surely this isn't true?
just got here was the crowd dead the whole time?
>>494313385fired
>>494314958spirit breaker, just learn how to not constantly feed
>OD and FoggedThe day is saved
what's on the script dotards?
>>494314948sandals accentuate her feet nicely :)
>>494314580/gbfg/ reporting. enjoying my FA and watching this shit.
who are we rooting for sisters
>NO STICKYPlay the better game white man
>>494314580/sp/erg here
>>494314958>I'm new and I'm really bad at last hitting and right clicking. What heroes let me be useful and do impact in battles by just spamming abilities?>So far I found phoenix. Who else?Jakiro
>>494314961Name the last time Dota got a reputable sponsor
>>494315053Topson third ti
WTF I SAW FLUFF IN THE STADIUM
>Overlay not workingGod damn it. Why does NP have a single pet?
>>494315046>The day is savedNomaybe foggedFUCK ODPIECE OF SHIT BRITISH CUNT
>>494314580/K/ here tuning for the annal Ti
>>494315082had me fooled there for a second lmao
Is ironwood furion just a superior lone druid in lane now?
>>494314959
>>494315046yeah the main stream is actually watchable now feelsgood>>494314980SA crowds are funny but they also actually just get in massive fights and kill each other so ups and downs i guess
>>494314580/v/, board is shit as always
reminder if you don't have the windrunner arcana you should uninstall immediately
Are invis heroes irrelevant these days?
>>494300856League pros get paid very well and get lucrative sponsorship deals. The tournaments aren't feast or famine like how dota is run.
>>494314580reporting
>>494315259go back to your containment garbage can
is Tobi going to cast the next game?
>>494315070grubby
>>494315219Like most arcanas it looks like shit, specifically Pixar shit
>>494314580None, I only return to this shithole site for events now
>>494315319with Grandgrant
>>494315310He can't because literal tranny ERPers bullied him out and seized control of it LOL
>>494315319yes he's going to cast with grantgrant
FALKEKS????
>>494315310/d2g/ is the containment garbage can...
who are we rooting for dotards?
>>494315319I hope so.
eating sheevers used toilet paper
>>494315376Don't they have someone spamming bbc porn in there lmao
>>494315374>>494315378great, can't wait
>BB
>>494313643Tbh i would never pay for a fucking png lmao, but pulling the dalle randomizer lever and getting "whoops, cant show THAT on christian AI website" 3/4 attempts is getting on my nerves, so ima probably look for some anime drawing courses and try this myself
GPKek
LMAO JUST LIKE MY PUBS
>teamwipeguys it's 8 minutes... please...
the absolute STATE of BB
>KEKBOOM
its over bb bros
>>494315259Is "Dota players don't get salaries" a recurring Riot myth or something? >Not every team operates like Liquid, which is a pro organization with investor funding and e-sports teams represented in League of Legends and Counter-Strike. It covers the expenses of its five Dota players and provides them with training facilities, all the PC hardware they could ever want, and support services like a mental coach. Oh, and an annual salary that ranges between $100,000 and $200,000. https://www.reddit.com/r/DotA2/comments/6u5khj/team_liquid_salaries_range_from_100k_to_200k/
>8 minutes in>you teamwipe
>team wipe>only less than 1k gold advantage
>*summons a catapult and takes your t1*>*dies*wtf happened to the captchas, they're difficult as fuck
>>494314857>seething about ukieslmao turdie spotted
oh great, it's another meme deathball patchTHANKS ICEFRAUD
fluffy wife stun too good
>>494315481>not every team
>>494315447do it and you'll enter a world of unseen fun and frustrations
>>494315510?
>>494315525>wtf happened to the captchas, they're difficult as fuckMy auto-solver has been having issues for a few days now, I do not know why.
honeypot doom loses again
>>494315481>Not every team
>>494315583What do you think the <1k gold means?
>>494315543Well of course. Conditions depend on the team.It's just the top result of my quick search.
>>494315510won lanedoom money
based retard
>>494314958Just play position 4 or 5. phoenix, jakiro, Ogre magi, spirit breaker, snapfire, skywrath mage, hoodwink, even wyvern all fit what you're after
>>494315537icefrog is working on deadlock anon, he hasnt worked on dota in years
>>494315537>Coordinated rotation into one lane to kill the carry and take his tower is now deathball
>betboom
>last day of TI>last game>2 minutes from game start>shadowy figure pacing up towards the scene>shoves one of the casters to the ground>sits firmly in one of the chairs>puts on casters headset>"Alright it's time to save this garbage" echoes arena>crowd roars>it's GrandGrant>holyshit>slams a dr pepper>dies from alcohol poisoning
>>494315650i accept your concession
Falcons reminiscent of 2019 OGI fucking hate 2019 OG
>5 manning the bottom lane for 5 minutes straightanother great patch, stupid frog
>Tournament in nato country>CIS team suddenly starts losing out of nowhere
>>494315760>take third worlders out of their corrupt shitholes>they failmany such cases
>>494315728the more you hate a team the more likely they will win
>>494315728ti9 was peak dota wtf are you talking aboug
Well during all this Lina is just running across the map instead of farming, don't let those team wipes fool you
what team is mason on
when does my boy Artour play?
>>494315815>OG stomp TI>peak dotaPeak dota is TI6 actually, followed by TI8.
>>494315815for me its TI6
>>494315815watching og win every game effortlessly wasn't that fun
>EU TI>dead threadit's over
>>494315815thats ti5 newfag retard
>>494315874He played yesterday and shilled an insurance company
>Teamspeak>when Mumble exists
>>494315709Post a Riot document that says tier 1 and tier 3 teams should get the same salaries from their teams.
crowd is DEAD hopefully when the working class scum gets of their shifts down at the factory later today they can breathe life into the arena
>midas doomUHHHHHHHHHHH??????????? BASED?!!??!
>>494315807I'm chiefly awareI have been watching for 11+ yearsNone of my favs have ever won TIMany of my hated teams have wonNothing in my life goes rightGod put me on Earth to torment me and everything that happens in pro Dota is also to that end.
>>494315964At least Artour is getting reputable sponsors instead of betting sites
>>494316007>mumble>when carrier pigeons and smoke signals exist
so how does BB come back in to this one>>494316007aui 2000 loves team speak some might say it is his favorite program.
>>494315919ah you're right, wings dota was pretty good
>>494316029The crowd is muted.
drawfags
>>494316016>their orgs
>>494315954amerincel not engaging in inane whining every other second challenge (impossible)
library dota
>>494316007>>494316058let's rape carl
if betboom doesn't win TI putin will drop a tactical nuclear bomb in lviv and floor the entire city
squeezing drops of sheevers piss out of her used underwear
What the fuck are they doing
yeah 2-0 stomp incoming
>Lion
why is the crowd mutedwhy is the extension not workingwho is running this shitass tourney?
>>494315874
>>494315962Ti5 was perfect and TI6 was at peak. Dota went downhill after that.
>>494316147Zigger bros....
BB mindbroken
>>494316058>>494316007>pigeons and smoke signals>when shouting exists
>>494316135go back to xitter
????what
>>494316249>shouting>when tongue clicking exists
call gg
>>494316127hi
>20 minutes in>3-16BET FUCKING BOOM bros on suicide watch
BB? more like Buck Broken
Lmao that Omni
>pick doom>losea tale as old as timethe ONLY time I've ever seen doom be a good hero was when the chinese picked him as position 1 and built midas and radiance, 10 years ago
have they turned off spectator chat in game? im missing out on the SEA race war
>Can't 2v1 a Pos 5
alright gg go next i guess
Let's fucking gooooo
>>494316127What do you want
unless a hero has an ability like Arc or Orge, why would you choose to buy a midas over an actual farming item?
>>494316309stop drawing hoodwink with beans
devastation
>got a timeout for recognizing mirana's dogfucker mask
MAKE SOME NOOOOOISE
>bloodstone activebetter stand in his sandstorm
Whens Arteezy playing
no no no NO NOthis can't be happening falcons has to lose
remember to report mirana after this
i want to flick hoodwink's bean
Nice first game dotards
lamo 4-21
Any of you purchased ti13 merch
>pick nature prophet carry>losewooooooooooooow
why do teams keep picking up doom? he has done nothing but eat shit in almost every match
>Pick Doom >Losenice game dotards
disband level performance from BB
>hmmmm today i will first pick doom
What’s his name?
will my wife get picked?
>>494316454God that's hot
cant believe d2g is dead no tobiwan and rtz and 2gd results to a dimeless tournament, didn't help that a jew had a monopoly with the casting
>>494316473No the only good ones are china exclusive
>91
>>494316573KarachiKabul
>>494316573location location
Everyone on BB are known chokers especially nightfall
I unironically don't get why bkb was nerfed
>>494316573ChokerontoChokyo
>>494316573QuebecKyoto
>>494316573MoscowMadrid my favorite pos 5
it's over
Absolutely dominated.
>25 min ggembarassing
Nice turbo doturds
>>494316573Cheech and Chong
demolished
>FIRST PICK DOOM>LOSE GAMENICE FUCKING DRAFT BETBOOM
OKAY COOM BREAK
>See enemy>Don't press your 9 second duration BKB>Die
almost get the Omni but it's over
licking up the drops of piss sheever leaves on the toilet seat as she hurriedly leaves
>>494316573>What’s his name?FromCopenhagenStraightToConscription
>>494316730SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEX
Where's 2gd? Didn't Valve brought him back recently?
>>494316730God Asuna is so hot
>>494316603Scary!
>the Linathanks the Sheever
>>494316784>recentlytwo/three years ago LOL as a cameo
>>494316784Yeah but then he went back to the arena shooter mines and pooped out another turd
wasting od fogged on a series thats gonna be a 2:0 stomp...
Every game this TI is a stomp in some way.even the games with more even kill amounts, map control stomp/teamfight stomp/morale stompevery game is so one-sided. there's only one solution.morecomebackmechanicsI suggest a 2nd highground. you go up the first highground into a dedicated kill zone. you get a debuff to make you die 25% faster in addition to the vision and miss chance and shit.
I want to suck on sheever's lopsided tits
>>494316784maybe he shows up on the next segment after sheever gets replaced
I wish they'd stop letting women into the arena
>>494316603>>494316835
>>494316587what hero is this
>>494316872>Every game this TI is a stomp in some way.Someone posted stats that debunked that
>>494316882sheever doesnt have lopsided tits, theyre beautiful and i want to lick her piss off of them
I am going to broooooooooooooool
CopenhagenKursk bros...
>>494316784He's playtesting Deadlock dumbass
>>494316872games aren't one sided when actual good teams playyou just watched a stomp when BB literally have not taken a series off falcons ever
What the fuck is that arena size even? It looks so tiny
>>494316957retard
this TI is SHIT
>>494316882retard
malrine looks like somebody who would have discord kittens
betboom WILL winukraine WILL lose
>>494316970Why do you need to use that foul description at the end of your sentence?
>>494316953to be fair, I've had TI on the second monitor whilst i do other stuff this whole time. I couldn't name a single game or stat.I only look at the second monitor when casters are screaming and that only happens when someone losing so they all feel like stomps to me
Surprise host reveal will be grubby
2gd made his own arena shooter Probably going to fail
>>494316730I CANT SATISFY THESE WOMEN
>>494316928vindictive ghost
>>494317025youre the retard, sheever is the hottest woman we have
>>494316052>insurance>"reputable"my family had to sue the insurance company because they refused to pay us the money after my father diedthose are the biggest jews around, by far
>>494316867everyone is dogshit anyway
what's in the eastern european DNA that makes you insanely good at dota?
>>494317165pain tolerance
>>494317124retard
>>494317207blind
Scandinavian men are very hot, they literally don't have to do anything and by default they are hot.
stinky sexy sex with sheever and ephey :3
>>494317165Tough liver = more PEDs
>>494317251nigger
>>494317165it's from radiation, why else do you think all the best players are from russia, belarus, ukraine?they got that chernobyl buffjapan would probably have a big dota scene if league didn't exist
>>494317260lollmao
sticky when
>>494317318t. brown and most likely american
janny make the sticky thread please
>>494317290idiot
BB was shooked wtf was that
>>494317123Vindicta
>>494317370>shookedZoom zoom leave
>>494317147Relatively reputable compared to betting sitesWhat insurance company refused to pay you anyway?I'll probably assume your dad got scammed into buying VUL and most of the life insurance money got lost in their shitty "investments" instead
>Pure is going to win TIZ
"The crowd is hyped!"lol
slacks is cringe
drinking sheevers piss
I'm going to say something very brave. Sheever is a hottie. I want to fuck her, and I hope she doesn't shave her pubes.
>>494317464>>494317464>>494317464>>494317464newsticky when
@494317367not only are you a nigger but sheever is the most rank, abhorrent, nauseating excuse of a """""""female"""""""" the world has ever concieved
>Thread already dyingDie dotards
>>494317504no sticky this year. deal with it.
>>494317502>>494317502>>494317502>>494317502STICKY WHERE
first TI I won't be able to make my favorite post">EG"it hurts so much, why was artour so fucking incompetent he can't qualify in dead region?
>>494312384Being fat ages you even if you lose weight afterwards. The fact that Gaben is alive is actually a miracle since a lot of similarly fat whales usually die by age 40.
>>494317573rtz isn't in EG retard
>>494312795Go to the OP, and look at dota2protracker for meta winrates and shit.
imagine being sucha newfag mod you don't know it's required to sticky TI main event.it's why this board was made you fucking losers
>>494316927SCARY!!!
UH OH FALCONSISSIES???
maybe saika shoudl get some sleep before next TI lol