Forgot me 'elmet Edition>Stuff1d6chan: https://1d6chan.miraheze.org/wiki/Total_War:_Warhammer/TacticsRoll Charts: https://imgur.com/a/81snQma>Total War: Warhammer IIISteam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1142710/Hotfix 5.2.2: https://community.totalwar.com/wh3-hotfix-522Patch 5.2 Devblog: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-warhammer/blogs/29-total-war-warhammer-iii-patch-5-2-dev-blogHotfix 5.2.6: https://store.steampowered.com/news/app/1142710/view/4656249009455105640CA future plans and further 6.0 details: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTHkI2GSVJw>Total War: Pharaoh DynastiesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/app/2951630Pharaoh Hotfix 2.0.2: https://community.creative-assembly.com/total-war/total-war-pharaoh/blogs/31-total-war-pharaoh-dynasties-patch-notes-2-0-2Concept Art: https://twitter.com/totalwar/status/1829541017567256915>Older TitlesSteam: https://store.steampowered.com/franchise/TotalWar-Official/Previous thread: >>497032265
Friendship
lmao he failed again
>>497254236>Barbarian Invasion one of those conflicts where the bad guys won...Roma...how we miss you...
>>497254286>>497254286>>497254286Actual based non-squirefaggot/seethingligger tranny threadMove here
How will you react when Greasus Goldtooth is made into an even stronger duellist than Kholek Suneater?
Will Markus ever get fixed?
>>497254415And-and I would have gotten-scurried away with it too, if it weren't for you meddling too-too quiet man-things
This isn't the gods' victory, it's mine.
Potential warrior-spellcaster legendary lords:NeferataThe Red DukeNagashThanquolLi DaoYin YinGlottkinThe MasqueEgrimmNo archetype in Total War is more powerful than the warrior-spellcaster.
Thanquol soon, friends!
>>497254475I will probably never have to fight him even if he was that strong. He never lasts long.His neighbours usually devour him and his lands.
>>497254707You're late, friend, you aren't even in the first 10 posts.
>>497254753I know, friend, I look away for a minute and a new thread is already posted. This general has been going crazy for the last month.
>>497254897>>497254753>>497254707>>497254469Take your meds schizo
>>497254715Soon, Greasus will become the one who knocks.
So, what is left for Vampire Counts?Units>Incarnate Elemental of Death (Monstrous Arcanum 8e)>Spirit Host (Armybook (8e)>Zombie Dragon (Army book 8e)>Coven Throne (Army book 8e)>Charnel Guard (special ghouls for Strigoi, army book 6e)>Strigany (for Strigoi, army book 6e, might be a bloodline addition for them)Heroes>Swain (armybook 6e)Lord>Liche (Armybook 4e)anything else?
>>497254897It's the other ratfags fault, he keeps spamming a shitpost OP meaning we need to make early threads constantly, it's a pain for me too considering i've made most of the OPs recently.
>>497254645>Neferata>Thanquolnot warriors
Haven't played the Empire for a while, how are the landships?
>>497255108They are your frontline along with Steam Tanks. Really good especially if you play with Gothmom.
>finally take Nagashizzar as Imrik>it goes from and 10 slot settlement to an 8 slot oneLame.
>>497255089He's really annoying, I don't know what compels him to make the same OP every time, friend. We can only hope he gets bored soon.
Is there a game workshop warhammer event today? Can we hope for some news?
>>497255105With her TT stats Neferata could quite easily kill Wulfrik in one round of combat. Queek would go splat too.
>>497250062>no playable EstaliaMore egregious is the lack of playable Tilea.
>>497255574>both malesduh, they can't compete with a strong woman
>>497255673Skavenblight=Marseille?
>>497255105I don't know about Neferata but Thanquol rides a modified Rat Ogre.
>>497254952>So, what is left for Vampire Counts?Nagash and Neferata.
>>497255748Well, she costs more points than Queek and Wulfrik combined too.
>>497255748Queek is FtM, not a real male.
>>497255919That doesn't Make the silly a rat a warrior though.
>>497256005If he can beat Karl Franz in a 1v1 then that puts him above the threshold.
>>497256068Then it's the Ogre that's the warrior.
>>497256194Thanquol and the Rat Ogre might both be part of the same entity. I guess it could be a Kemmler and Krell kind of scenario.
ROOOOOMEEEE
>return settlement to elector>this doesn't put them in an alliance with me>they aren't even at war with the faction that destroyed them in the first place>despite bringing them back into the game they aren't even on friendly terms with me so I can't even ask for an alliance>Garrison doesn't help me when the hostile army marches towards my stackYeah I'm thinking this system is gay and I'm leaving Hochland to go get raped by Festus again
Do you get the immortals banner if you confederate Grimgor or do you need to start as him?
LUUUUTHOOOOR HAAAAAARKOOOOOOOOOOON
>>497256550I look and sound like this.
>>497254616>vampirate gfI didn't know I needed that.
>>497256653Unless you are running that extra LL's mod it's not worth keeping the electors around just take the land yourself.
ungors are goofy but these niggas are creepy
the AI is VERY diligent about dodging Dreadquake Batteries, huh?
I just had an entire Skaven army flee after taking only 35 casualties.That was disappointing as fuck.
Is it just me, or does Throgg kinda suck these days?
>>497257930In my game he's the strongest chaos faction, which isn't that surprising given that the fucking neverchosen is throwing stuff like this at me
beastmen have the mental capacity to serve tzeench?
>>497254531No, he's meta in current multiplayer Domination games. You bring him, a Light Wizard, and a Lumiark with the bound net spell, and you can just snipe lords and stop key parts of your opponent's army from moving.https://www.youtube.com/live/z1Vc0KdvKZk?t=9791&feature=shared
damn he actually went after the herdstone while vamps are enroaching thought u guys said the AI doesn't bother...
>>497258270Tzeentch does not care about mental capacity, otherwise, there would exist no Chaos Spawn in his service
FALLL FRANZ COME ONN
What did you guys get for Warhammer day? Bought 40k Battlesector pretty excited for the Astra Militarum dlc in december.
Total War games by likelihood of being developed:Warhammer 40k: 95%Medieval 3: 75%Rome 3: 60%Age of Sigmar: 40%Star Wars: 25%
>>497258707Generally they don't, but that doesn't mean you should leave them unattended, troops are free, if there are multiple enemies in multiple directions then don't feel bad about leaving a 20 stack of Ungors just sat on the herdstone.
>>497259096that was sad because I lost to points but I'm not gonna replay that shit let em have the herdstone
>Ogres vs Chorfsthis is such a grim mismatchanywhere your ogres are you're just eating shit from a billion guns
>>497259169Battlesector is good gameplay-wise, has a few amazing tracks in OST and erection-worthy Sisters of Battle models, but I'm not touching it again until they actually make a good singleplayer conquest mode.
>>49725919640k should also be zero
>>497258270Turning people from alive to dead is change enough for Tzeentch.
>>497259196WW1 should be on this list. I took a survey from a videogame advertiser earlier this year that had it on there.>>497259696If CA is contemplating WW1, W40K is not out of the realm of possibility at all.
>>497258170WoC always have dogshit armies with random RoR because they don't engage with the warband upgrades enough and never disband to recruit something better
why are the shitposts of tww so fucking soulfulhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1728126795461397.webm
Is CA still imploding?
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>>497260081no, the implosion is already overdiversity hires all fired, three games in production
>>497259196>age of shitmar over star warslmao
>>497258270They have shamans so yes.
>>497258707Based Karl purging the beastniggers even if it's the last thing he does.
>>497259950The factions shitpost for us, we merely translate their lore to videos.https://streamable.com/zozwem
>>497260234SW is far worse these days
>>497260128DONG ZHUO!
>>497260204"three games in production"Total War: Warhammer 40kTotal War: Medieval 3Warhammer: Total Warrior
>>497259885WW1 could reasonably take place on one planet.
>>497254616I want to suck her big vampire tits until salty milk comes out of them while pats me in the head and tells me she misses being my mommy while she's overseas.
>>497260487>WW1 could reasonably take place on one planet.that would be very unhistorical
So, is the 6.0 patch going to be the final one?I am still having hopes for Thanquol, Neferata, Dogs of War and Amazons.
>>497259950Tarriff is a god among men, thats why
>>497260364They're equally shit in the modern day but you're delusional if you think the OT isn't far better than Age of Smegmar has ever been.
>>497260553Anon why are you like this.
>>497260487tbf so can 40k, 40k is more held back by modern warfare not working well on the shitscape engine
>>497260578Anything is better than Age of Smegmar.
>>497260578This, Star Wars is at least something that people have *ever* liked and you could still make something good with it if you aren't drinking the same kool-aid Disney, Ubisoft etc are.
>>497260692You're fucking retarded, first and foremost the campaign map in Dark Crusade (and then the Soulstorm) was a complete shitshow with no tactics whatsoever, and 40k would never work in a Total War setting unless it was guardsmen wankery and WW1 with laser rifles.
>>497260569No, my friend.Likely timeline for Total War: Warhammer 3 DLC:November/December 2024: Ogres/Greenskins/KhorneMid 2025: Slaanesh/???/???Late 2025: Dogs of War race pack2026: End Times expansionDon't be surprised if Warhammer 3 is put to rest once Warhammer 40k is released.
>>497260620mom tried to abort me and child abuse. At least I'm not a psychopath or a rapist, just a subby guy with a mommy fetish.
>>497260815None of what you said contradicted my point
>>497260578I like the prequels far more than the OT. Walking and talking is based
>>497260878>Ogres/Greenskins/KhorneIt's obviously going to be vampire cunts not greenskins, VC are by far the most undeveloped faction in the game right now
>>497260878>2026: End Times expansionPlease kill me.
>>497259169good taste, anon my only gripe with the game is they fucking added nuns and tau first before chaos marines and aeldari
>>497260692Dawn of War doesn't really have subfactions like Total Warhammer does, does it? Like maybe there are Space Marines on the planet but there aren't multiple chapters of them and so on with all the other factions, it also doesn't have every named character in the franchise there like the Total War game can be expected to.
>>497261179That particular DLC has already been confirmed. Vampire Counts will get stuff at a later date.>>497261209Forget about the lore, think about the cool units.
>>497261209Stormfiend kino is worth it
>>497261209>the final expansion removes the game from steam storeThank you GW
>>497259169I bought Blood Bowl 2 and a DLC to Rogue Trader. I think I already own every other Warhammer game in existance. Yes, even Chaosbane and Warhammer Quest.
>>497261235>fucking added nuns and tau first before chaos marines and aeldariBut that's based tho?
>>497261009No you don't you contrarian faggot.
>>497261264No, it's just Blood Ravens, who in DoW lore are the "generic" SM chapter. And the reasons why the imperial factions are fighting each other are REALLY flimsy. And get even flimsier in Soulstorm.
>>497261351>I think I already own every other Warhammer game in existanceEven Mordheim: Grindfest of the Damned?
>>497261521Yes. Man-o-War: Corsair as well.
>>497261480>And the reasons why the imperial factions are fighting each other are REALLY flimsySo just like always? And like always 40kfags will eat that shit up anyway.
>>497261351Even final liberation?
>>497261401>t. PlinkettI do. OT was a cookie cutter shit with a decent screenplaythe opposite of prequels
>>497261009Nice bait.>>497261179It's already confirmed mate. We even know the LLs and some of the units.
>>497259524Ogres are just a mismatch against any factionliterally worst roster I've ever seen
>>497261807>It's already confirmed mate. We even know the LLs and some of the units.Damn I've been out of the loop, I was really hoping vamps would be getting something
>>497261734Yes, in fact.
>>497261870I personally don't like Ogres at all. For me, they are a waste of an army slot. I would've gone with Dogs of War or Amazons personally, but whatever.
>>497261401It's based on which trilogy you saw first. Nta but I saw the prequel trilogy first so I generally like it more than the OT.
>>497260878Is it gonna be Slaanesh/High Elves/Dark Elves or Slaanesh/Vampire Counts/???
>>497262226If they don't team Neffy with Slaanesh dlc they're retarded.
>>497262226Slaanesh/Counts/DelvesThere is not enough High Elf content for 1 LL, 1 LH, 1 Lord, 1 Hero, 5 Units, 3 RoR'sThey also don't need a rework, they are fine as they are.
>>497253107Por qué no los dos?
>>497260574>>497259950His Sisters of Twilight vids and Old World Geographic are godlike
>>497259524How? Your leadbelchers outrange theirs, your ironblasters can snipe their artillery, Chorfs have to come to you.
>>497262494Who else they can put as LL for the Delfs? If anything, Welfs need more LLs stat. And Helfs still don't have Finubar. Yes, I know he's not playable in tabletop, but CW added fantasy China into Warhammmer, so that's not an argument.
>>497260878>???/???Should be Vampire Coast and Tomb Kings but I know it won't be.
>>497263443If we don't get Neferata at some point, I will scream.Because the only thing cooler than fantasy Egyptian skeletons are fantasy Egyptian sex vampires.
>>497263841She's Armenian these days
>>497262226Slanny/counts/helves with delf FLC content. Rework for slanny counts and delvs since helves don't need much other than some basic building reworks
>>497264197Some unique mechanics for vanilla lords wouldn't hurt. Like some martial arts training for Tyrone and tower of Hoeth for Teclis or whatever.
theres nothing they can add to vampire coast
>>497260815nta but you're the retard, nothing in dawn of war map that cannot be scaled up massively to a map the size of immortal emps and have each faction battle it out like that, and the gameplay will be different but still possible, it'll simply be company of heroes like but with way bigger squads, napoleon already did rts like gameplay w cover in a total war game, its doable
>>497264894tell that to the chink that made https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3334908464
>>497264894they can make shit like they did when they made that factionMore undead sea creatures would be neat. Or just monster fish dudes.
>>497265060retard x2
less than 20 turns in and orion is fertilizer. Just like god intended.
>>497265216not related but most of this shit is copiedpretty sure i've seen a ship with that red water vfx beforethink its in the undeath modwhy are chinks so souless
sometimes i really want to scream "FOR THE EMPIRE" and "FOR KARL FRANZ" out of my windowLL for this feeling?
>>497267961Karl Franz.
>>497267961You've been playing too much Franz, instead play one of his loyal servants abroad, my recc is either Volkmar or Gelt.
Have they added Ubersriek's Five as the Legendary Heroes already?
lmao what a fag
>>497268639No and sadly the mod that existed seems to be discontinued
>>497267961Balthasar Gelt, obviously.
Hello, my name is anon. I am wh3 free for 3 days.
>>497267961Grimgor
>>497269561I must grind, since the Starfield dlc was shit and I finished it quick I just have WH3 to get me to the new dragonball game
close victory btw
>>497263084>Who else they can put as LL for the Delfs?Isn't there an edgelord khainite assassin hero? He could be bumped up to LL
>>497271370Why do you even have Gorduz in that stack?
>>497271370>loses 149 chorfs>total chorf population is maybe 200kThat's a pyrrhic win, my friend
>>497271589Shadowblade? Yeah, I can see that. He has already made a cameo in WH2.
>>497271370the bullets you lost cost more than the army they shot, close victory would make perfect sense if ammo had to be replenished instead of it all coming back each battle
Daemons of chaos rework when?
>>497272191Daniel is perfect.
>Kislev doesn't have a single research boosting building>has to send out heroes to steal technologyThis is both funny and thematic considering a lot of their technologies are other peoples' stuff and one of them makes direct mention of Kislevites stealing it
>>497272250No his upgrades suck, he should have OP upgrades at the end
I am more hopeful that CA will one day add an option to create our own custom made LL. Playing as Bel'akor is fine and all, but I want to create my own Chaos Lord with his own Chaos warband.
>>497263084I don't think the argument against Finubar is so much that he wasn't a unit in tabletop as that he's lorewise just not much of a fighter. If they chose Elspeth over Emmanuelle, I'd assume Finubar is not gonna be chosen over stuff like Caradryan, Korhil or Aislinn.Just dawned on me how few female high elf characters there are, basically only Alarielle.
>>497272313I know, I'm just fucking with you.
>still no mod for proper NipponAraby and Albion are already done but the weeb central isn't?
>>497272536>spoilerIt's balanced by the fact majority of their Lords are female
>>497272536>Just dawned on me how few female high elf characters there are, basically only Alarielle.You can always full some random literal who wizardress from Saphery or something, but yeah, High Elves are a serious sausagefest.
>>497272996>clan Mazda, Nissan, Mitsubishi, Toyota
>>497262226Slaanesh/Vampire Counts/Vampire CoastSo they can essentially apply the same rework to two factions and sell it in separate pieces.
Zhatan Da Braj: Great Taurus or Lammasu?The Lammasu requires a higher rank but it looks like it's an inferior combatant.
The Quel'dorei conquered their way to Dun Algaz in Loch Modan. Before they were finally ready to ask the beaten Dwarfs for peace.Stromgarde was given back to the kingdom of Stromgarde. So was Dun Mogr and Grim Batol.The Dwarfs received Menethil harbor, to be able to trade, Dun Algaz.The Quel'dorei kept all of Aerie Peaks and Shadra'Alor.The Humans of Stromgarde seem restless however... their forces ever so slightly crossing over elven lands. Should they continue this blatant insult, they shall feel the wrath of the elves just like Lordaeron and Khaz Modan did.
>>497272636bro why
>yfw you realize that Settra, Xen Yang and Karl Franz are all better emperors than Big E.For a psionically-created god, Big E really should step up his game.
>>497273848their world exploded tho
>>497273829I guess I'm just miserable today. Don't take it personally, fren.
>>497264894>mermaids>mermaids(great weapons)>thunderbarge equivalent but it's a giant floating ghost galleon>zombie skinsdone
>>497274006Settra tanked through it. Allegedly, currently he's busy punching Khorne in the face.
>>497274270What happened to chinkdragons anyway?
>>497274221zombie vampire mermaids?
>>497273502Doesnt lamassu come with bound spells? DA BRAJJ already have good stats some bound spells would make him even better.
>>497271665because he gives me a shitload of casualty replenisment and i haven't been able to get my shit together because I've been under attack CONSTANTLY
>>497274421Nobody knows and nobody cares, because IIRC 90% of Cathay is CA's invention anyway, and they don't feel like bringing up End Times anytime soon.
>>497264894more ghost unitsfishmenhorrors from where the light doesn't reach
>>497274221Mermaids should be saved fir a mermaid focused faction
>>497274793That's literally never happening
>>497274793>a mermaid focused factionNippon?
>>497274635>more ghost unitsShould go to counts more than coast>fishmenYes>horrors from where the light doesn't reachIf by this you mean octopus monsters then yes
>>497275330Nippon is a peasant militia-focused faction.
>>497275287It couldI dont have as much hope as I used to hope to, but it could. I guess if it's not going to happen though, it'd be better for Vampire coast to get some so that the animations would be there for later modsing for more>>497275330Mermaidtopia
FOR THE EMPIREFOR KARL FRANZ
>>497275998The Empire's blessings, yes
sigmar? more like retard
>>497276206...would
When I play Ogres I speak my commands like an Ogre, when I win a battle I make a meal and pretend it's made out of whatever race I beat, my stupid kids and bitch wife just don't get it, the kids start crying because "it's embarrassing" and my wife refuses to refer to me as the families Tyrant.Gut for this feel?
>>497276761wtf the sisters are huge.
>>497276761Where is the next panel showing Naestra getting mating pressed by fat ogre bastard?
>>497276897here
>>497276897Ogres are asexual
Imagine your king having less power than you.
>>497277142They have loving wifes back at home.
>>497277142how do ogres make more ogres then?
Are we getting proper DLC reveal this month?
>>497277279Very carefully.
>>497277279The same way orcs do?
>>497261351Chaosbane if fun tho.I'm more worried about you owning Aeronautica Imperialis: Flight Command.
>>497262494>There is not enough High Elf content for 1 LL, 1 LH, 1 Lord, 1 Hero, 5 Units, 3 RoR'sAccording to ?
>>497276897That's Orcs
>>497277765Orcs are dickless shrooms. Norse men would be fine too. Or Fimir.
>>497276792incest makes them grow in size
>>497277843I repsonded to the wrong post
>>497278084stop lewding them
>>497263084>Who else they can put as LL for the Delfs? Delves don't lack named characters:KouranTularisMengilShadowblade
>>497272536>spoilerEldyra.She is almost Malakai tier.
>>497279037god I hope soGive her some random ass cav units and major cav buffs since elf cav is assPic related half of one army is cav and they got shit on
Rae stocks are pumping
>>497279482LL for this feel?
>>497279482I don't get it
>>497279581That's Miao Ying's voice actress
>>497279692Yeah, but what are the reasons?
Do we know that 3 is the last Warhammer Fantasy game? Nippon would need to expand the map...
>>497279832She's a hot Asian, we all have yellow fever and love Miao
Women leaders in TW was a mistake, any women involved in games whatsoever and you have retards simping for even the most butterfaced woman.
Might give Meow another try, started with her a few weeks ago and got wrecked by all the Chaos coming in through the wall but I think I'm better at the game now.
>>497279834It is. Unless GW throws CA a truckload of money.GW has The Old World to promote.I am still hoping for a Warhammer Fantasy cRPG.
>>497279834It was announced as a trilogy from the start. It's not impossible that they'll make a fourth one, it just wouldn't be another addition to the game but something entirely new.
>>497279482Pick one /twg/!
>>497280556I pick the twink figurine and hotglue it, now what?
>>497280556It's showing the yeston stuff cause I was looking at anime girl gpus out of curiosity, otherwise I wouldn't order a 600$ part off ali due to warranty bs
>>497279482https://files.catbox.moe/ku88o1.mp4
>>497280556The tank models. Every weird old boomer(a larger than usual number given I've been to a ton of museums) I've known who collects armor models and miniatures is super cool. Just don't let them trap you in conversation, you will be there for hours as they talk about Soviet tank transmissions.
>>497280850Boomers into superficial ww2 stuff are extremely sovl
>>497279482The pussy emoji is to imply she go commando to the gym or what ?
I recently got back into TWWH3 after returning to historical games for quite a long time.Just finished a campaign with Elspeth and one with Throgg. Throgg was a lot of fun with his heavy melee focus and his ability to basically go anywhere and fuck shit up. What's a fun option for my next IE campaign that isn't too strict on where you can go or what you can do? For example I don't like Wood Elves because of their restrictive forest mechanics. I have all the DLC.
>>497279482what's the reason she doesn't go to the gym? she doesn't seriously think some guy is staring at her while she's recording when she shouldn't be anyways, right?
>>497281093I think it's cause she's struggling w leg day but idk
>>497281002Beastmen, you just wander around killing people. You don't even care about provinces, you establish your turf based on proximity to your herdstones. They're the faction most free from the constraints of land.
>>497280809The puppets of misrule experience
>>497281002Greenskins.
>>497281002Changling doesn't hold settlements like other factions, and his entire campaign is fucking shit up around the world. Most people find him too easy since it's virtually impossible to lose a campaign but he's free to do whatever.
>>497280809Based gymbro!
Stromgarde just doesn't want to accept peace... It has been decided to conquer Thoradin's wall and gift it to the Vrykul.
holy fuck im finally done with the stupid demon bitch and managed to confederate Hellecutie before Sigvald fucked her. Should I go for the dwarf before he gets even bigger or kill Sigvald?
>>497281002Drazhoath is the thunderdomest campaign of all. Everyone hates you so you'll have to go in all directions because that's where you're gonna get attacked from.
>>497282634Let the dwarf get bigger so you can defeat him at the height of his power.
>hmm today I will fight some skaven :)>warp lightning>warp lightning>warp lightning>menace from below on your ranged units>warp lightning>warp lightning>warp lightning>menace from below>unit that routed through your line rallied and is now shitting on you>warp lightning>warp lightning>warp lightning>warp lightningwhat a fucking nigger factionjesus christ
>>497282634why would you want Dwarfs in your N*ggeroth and why wouldn't you want Hag Graef's disgustingly lucrative landmark?
>>497283193>warp lightninglol, just dodge it
love those sorcerers and priests. they're like very mobile artillery.
>>497283393>just precognitively know where the enemy is going to cast the ability that has no telegraphingdamn I should've tried thatI have a better trick though>Autoresolvebamno niggeryonly fairness
>>497282321(space) elf rape
>hero>survives battle with 5% hp>doesnt even route>ummmm no actually she's dead not even wounded just straight up deadnice game lol
>>497284469attrition?
>>497284469>play meme game>get memed onlol
>>497283193Seething dwarf-thing
>>497284469>route
>>497284564Nah it was a quest battle.
>>497283193Just makes it more satisfying when you give them what they deserve.
>>497255673
Sexo rato
Just started replaying TW3 today and surprised at how quickly I got the rust off (6-7 months break), it was almost immediate with most things, straight back into VH+VH and I kept the cheats that boosted AI a bit as well. Quick question: how have you guys found Epidemius? Good/fun to play as? I will play him soon, just curious what you guys thought. To my glance he seems to be more 'support' which is nice, as I do get tired of just beatstick LL eventually.
>>497280556tonks!walking coffin is alright, tanks are just cooler
>>497287209He's a decent melee lord. His faction buffs is where he shines really, and when you get enough plagues going around that you can drop a great unclean one down in the middle of a fight he gets real good.
>>497286838Me in the bottom right
Norsca is strong (at least competent), but boring.They painfully need a dlc.>only 1 generic lord>heroes are whatever>maraudermanii spam>trolls (snore)>wolves, fimir, ice dragons (ok)>mammoths (cool, but warshrine mamoths are counter-productive, 35m range is not enough)Marked marauders and even marked warshrines as part of an update is like, ok whatever.Leveling god devotion should maybe give limited daemon lord/hero/special units options. Its something.
>>497279482body absolutely unequivocally made for being pinned down and impregnated with a hapa baby
>>497287487>faction buffsThat's great, those are more interesting to me than LL-specific too. Forgot about the Nurgle plague system getting a rework, too. Guessing it's easier to use but not as strong/cheesey as before? IIRC the cyclical system to the buildings got changed too. Only skim-read the notes a few days back.
>>497287513Like 4 more units and access to basic chaos marauders and Norsca is fine
>>497287209His start can be rough best advice wipe out the tzeentch faction you start at war with, sell volcanos heart to daniel so he doesnt declare war on you and then use the money to get rid of malus
>>497287890>rough start>malusYeah, I remember walking that fine line when I did my Daniel campaign. Was great fun, learning a good way to do it. Always an asshole in manuals.
>>497287491I was going to reply with another skeleton image and comment about how fun it is to look through skeletons to find the one doing something funny, but I can't find my folder of older screenshots.
>>497287810Yeah Nurgle got a major rework. Plagues are both stronger and more interesting, you can still cheese with them pretty well. They made only the unit building cyclical and made them cost infections instead of favor to build. Nurgle is now both fun and really strong.
Thoradins Wall seems to be a difficult obstacle to overcome for the Quel'dorei. King Galen was slain but his men fight to the last.
>>497255673If they put either of them in the game, what could they do to distinguish them from the Empire?
>>497288571Different hats for one
Total War: Hawk Tuah!
>>497288571Having them adds more flavor to fill out the world and also new starting locations. Estalia, Tilia, and the Empire are all visually very different.
Opps... King Galen was the last of his Dynasty it seems. Now who do I gift this kingdom to?
>>497287513norsca shouldn't be a faction, full stoproll wulfrik into WoC
What's up with these rats? The lightning and weird lights on them. I think the only cheat I'm using related to them is just to change their eyes to red.
>>497290119Agreed, Beastmen and the various Daemons of Chaos should also be WoC.
this is gonna be rough...
>>497290938the only dangerous unit is the big trees and you can shoot them
>>497288571Their roster is pretty fun, main thing is Pikemen and Paymasters.But with their whole mercenary thing they have access to some pretty crazy stuff.
....I think my Warhammer game broke.
>>497291043yeah the ungors are strugglin since reading their lore I literally cannot imagine ungors as anything other than chudjacks
>>497291585Is Gilead still a half-elf? Because I have a feeling that GW might have a meltdown introducing him as a potential LL.
>>497291905I did it tho
>>497292182Pretty sure no one at nu-GW even knows who GIlead is.
>>497291585What does the Halfling Hot Pot do?
>mfw I've subjugated all of humanityKnow your place, human.
Any hopes for the Bretonnia rework?
>>497292490Shoots soup at some fuckers.
>>497292771Grail Mortar
>>497260574>>497259950Reddit garbage
>>497292771>muh nius, muh nius>muh rework>muh patch>muh niu thing>niu thing good niu thing shiny hurr durr
>>497292771Errantry wars m'lord!
When will they reveal the FLC lord? Has any content creator leaked it yet?
wtf I thought the anons were memeing
>>497293194Faggotius Maximus is about to release as a symbol for Anons unending lust for CA small sized family business cock.
>>497259696>>497260815
>>497293367Yeah, but they fuck beast does and animals. They don't exist to mass rape as the coomers imply.
>>497293367How high is the chance that my wife would join those orgies if I were a empire peasant on some farm nearby?
Never played Wood Elves before. I think I'm gonna go with Orion for the traditional Welf experience.
>>497293689I'm not saying it cannot happen, but if it will it's not going to be anything but guardsmen vs tyranids with a squad of space marine as a hero unit.Do not expect entire armies of space marines going in formation against chaos marines.
>>497293694what do their does look like is there a canon depiction
>>497293963Delusional. As if CA actually gives a fuck about authenticity.
>move my stack next to an enemy army>enter hidden beastmen camp stance>basically guaranteed ambush next turn if the enemy army movesis this supposed to work this way? Seems exploit-y
>>497294385GW does, especially for a mainline franchise like 40K.
>>497294465Nobody gives a fuck about GW in terms of Total War. Its the same like High elves being able to field entire armies only with Swordmasters of Hoeth or armies entirely made up of siege units.Or every Skaven army being a siege army with those warp cannons and gunners.These things are meant to be seldom and hard to get. Also very prone to malfunctioning or self-detonating.
>>497294464just did it to trap elspeth
>>497293367>use cheat>get suprised when it adds random stuff
>>497291585pikemen would just be empire spearmen with charge reflection maybe. duelists are just free company.
>>497292771Small rework of the peasant economy, rework of the vow system, maybe a small new mechanic. I'm not hopefully for any new units, at best we might get x unit with new weapon like the Greenskins got.
>>497283193I still remember fighting Throt with Azazel in what should've been a slam dunk (pre-SoC so Throt had expanded and had multiple territories and a solid army)Initial army was a tiny cadre of slaves and a ruin caster. Throt's reinforcing army came from the far end of the map with stormvermin, chieftain, 2 assassins, catapults and cannons, with his starting rogres. The stormvermin just would not fucking rout even with fiends and chariots in their ass, and the artillery evaporating my marauders the entire battle. One hero would tie up a whole unit of chaos warriors while the rest of the army regrouped and maneuvered. Its actually the only field battle I've played in 5k hours across this franchise where I felt like I was the one being cheesed.
>>497294970If CA is lazy which is certainly a possibility pikemen will just be spearmen with some shitty ability, yeah. If they finally reintroduce proper pike mechanics we're gonna have Rome 2 era Macedonian kino on our hands.
>>497294846btw beast bros how is my army? Are the fucking ungor raiders really the only real ranged these guys have? I feel like I have too many low entity units in this army, always feel outnumbered
>>497293194Arbaal
>>497295421You can get cygors that are basically artillery at tier 5, and there are a throwing axe version of centigors that are also ranged. Your army is good just ditch the dogs and hogs and get either centigors or chariots in their place
>>497295918yeah hogs are garbage they go berserk for no reason, just found it cool couz they look like quillboars from wc3
Actually i like Thrones of Britannia. Prob. best sieges in entire Franchise
>>497296805>best siegeswhy?
The more I play Three Kingdoms, the more I realize how... simple and straightforward Warhammer is.And how pissed I am that there's no synergy between Lords, or that formations aren't a thing.
>>497296805>hrones of BritanniaNow if only I could successfully transfer Warhammer 3 animation skeletons to the models
>square formation>spearwall formation>circle formationYes, YES!!
>>497296805I like its sieges too but it still feels like a glorified Attila DLC.
>>497260878very unlikely, End Times stuff is 2028 at the least
>>497297918>End TimesI will boycott CA until the end of times.
>>497297858windmill formation where?
i doonth feeel so goddgggggggmmrrhhrgh FOR THE EMPIREFOR SIGMARFOR KARL FRANZ
>>497298005What's Windmill Formation?
>>497261296we get stormfiends with the Skaven DLC, just as we get Skarr Bloodwrath with the Khorne DLC
Did anyone actually like The End Times? Everything I hear about it sounds stupid as shit.
>>497297918We are getting End Times stuff in the next DLC/
>>497297858>>497297305look cool but basically useless in real total war™ battles
>>497298103Vlad-, smart Throgg- and Malekithfags love it.
>>497298103Dogshit written by people that don't understand Warhammer
>>497298103no one does, it is a horrible self-contradicting shitshow that was thrown together to kill Fantasy as fast as possible
>>497298179I dunno what you're smoking. Any unit in a circle formation is pretty much a flesh fortress.
>>497298103No, it's terrible and it's being actively rewritten thanks to Vermintide.
>>497298103I do.Nagash came back.The Empire is burned to ashes.Bretonnians confirmed to be cucks.
>>497297918see>>497298174
>>497298272the AI doesn't flank you properly either way
>>497298324>ratclick mentionedwhat-what
>>497298103The only people who like it are ratfags and Malekithfags who were both wanked to high heaven by it. Even chaosfags usually hate it because chaos was completely overshadowed by rat nonsense.
>>497298179>basically useless in real total war™ battlessquare formation made infantry invincible against cavalry in Empire. The unit didn't even need to be in the formation, the button just needed to be clicked.
>>497298545they actively rewrite it in AoS, too, apparently, the Phoenix Kings were blessed by Asuryan all along, so Morathi needed to eat their souls to become a goddess
>>497293194It's either gotta be Arbaal or Ghark Ironskin. My bet is on Arbaal, save Ghark for some later easy money (He'd play to the Ogres like how Drycha plays to the Welf)
it's not like I don't WANNA play Order factions, it's just that KHAOS FAOS and SLAY EVERY MORTAL!
tzeench gave these guys some fire horns
>>497298545WAR FUNDING
>>497298865I love making grand order alliance and wiping out chaosrazing everything and shitting it up simply isn't as fun, though i've been playing chaos factions lately for a change
>>497298179lol the various spearwall formations are insanely broken in nearly every tw game they appear in. that's not even counting pike phalanx which genuinely makes your pikes a lawnmower
>>497298103I like 1 thing from it, how Sigvald died
>>497299492those are broken but also very simple I'm talking about the elaborate formations that shogun/3k have
>>497299647haven't played 3k but square is broken in FotS and cavalry wedge is good in every shogun 2 campaign
>>497294893>random stuff
>>497300576>Cheats
wtf the strife I subjected franz to only made him stronger
>>497298579>Archaon finally gets to fulfill his purpose and push the attack to bring about the end times.>Just gets confused at why apparently 90% of the world is already in ruins and there's rats everywhere.Only good thing I can say about Chaos in ET is that the dialogue between Archaon and Sigmar was kino. Well, that and Wulfrik saying "Good fight" before dying.
>>497294385>>497294465GW cares about accurate adherence to models. They don't care about lore or canonicity. This is why all this weird shit is happening in all games from dead people living in TW, to donut steel Admiral Spire defeating Abaddon twice to Kerillian larping as Asur and Druchii out of nowhere just because. Space Marine 2 might be the only actual exception out of all video games of all Warhammer types, given that it is written by Lead Writer at GW and they took care to retcon and write everything in a way that would make both games canon with no contradictions.
>>497298489What? No, it does. It avoided my formations to target my archers.
I am thinking about why they moved Wurrzag from the Badlands to the Southlands.
>>497298865THIS AREA IS SACRED
>>497302490For bullshit reasons, like many others lord moved on locations far away from their home.
>>497301045>from dead people living in TWRepanse was playable in TT.
I'm finding this game so banal, but I keep getting drawn back to it, LL for this feel? I need something to mix it up.
>>497291585>>497288571>>497255673I've been playing Estalia with the Cataph's Southern Realms mod. Holy shit it's brutal. Legendary campaign Normal battle difficulty. The negative public order is a huge pain in the ass. And running around that mountain range playing whack a mole with Kharak One Eye, Ikit Claw, Bretonnia AND Nautilus is just insane. I think I'll restart the campaign now and do things a little differently. For one, not taking Skavenblight (yet).
>>497279482>hip abductorsThe most overrated exercise of all
>>497299578How did Sigvald died?
>>497306305Basically Archaon had him and Throgg take Middenland, Sigvald got pissy and cut off Throgg's head before going off to kill the defending Krell (yes, Kemler's Krell). Krell cut a solid chunk out of Sigvald's face before Sigvald just shattered Krell's upper body in rage bare handed. As Sigvald is crying over his face into his shield, Throgg comes up, hits him with his stone club, and shatter's Sigvald's head... Before pissing on his corpse.
>>497254458>weGot a mouse in your pocket, Scipio?
Is increasing "winds of magic reserve capacity" worth doing or does it just increase a maximum that you'll never reach?
can i play warriors of chaos as their respective monogod factions
>>497310478Technically, there's 3 ways.1st: (other than Festus) there's https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=2936110523 or https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=28558608252nd: They're allowed for custom battles.3rd: With certain mods, you can absorb the lords for the monogod faction via their destruction.
>>497291585>picIt's missing a well known unit, which happen to be the only Regiment of Renown to return to Warhammer Fantasy.
>>497308753There's ways for just about every race to reach the cap. More worth on the heavy caster races tho low priority otherwise
WHEN THE FUCK ARE WE GETTING A PIKE AND SHOT TOTAL WAR?! HOLY FUCK THIS SONG PUMPED ME UP SO MUCH! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KkszNmr6Qh0
>>497254236Are any Total War games particularly good for 2 player co-op campaign? Or should I just get the latest (WH3)?
this better be worth it. got the deluxe edition bundle with all DLCs.
>>497316351wrong thread, anon
>>497315901Most warscape total wars shogun 2 and newer are at the very least decent with coop, but like warhammer 3 is probably what you're gonna go with unless you and her like the idea of a particular Era of history and want to playbthat out together.
>>497302490because that is where the savage nig.. ehh orcs live
>>497318085Thanks guess I'll pick between Three Kingdoms and WH3 for the autumn sale
>>497315901Most of them, honestly. Even Attila is really fun to do a WRE/ERE co-op campaign.
>serves Slaanesh>doesn't turn into a crab monster with one titHow does Sigvald do it?
>>497319256The crab monster with one tit is on the inside
>>497319256He's already a tranny and Throgg's meat urinal
>>497319104>really fun to do a WRE/ERE co-op campaignOnly if both know what they're doing.
>>497321390Nah, not really. WRE is hard as shit but once you deal with the Goths and Tanukhid shitters the ERE is pretty easy. Having an ERE that won't betray you at the drop of a hat actually makes the WRE campaign much easier.
>>497302490Gorbad is going to Black Crag
I miss night battles, they were oddly comfy.
which total war should i play if i want to bring glory to Christ and His earthly kingdom?
>>497324446med2
>>497324446Pharaoh has jews in it
>>497324446Attila 1212AD mod playing as the Kingdom of Jerusalem.
>>497324595too old>>497324605not funny, didnt laugh>>497324619god wills it.
>>497324446Rome 1 BI as the WREMedieval 2 Kingdoms as either Jerusalem or AntiochShogun 2 as the PromoAttila but convert ASAP or stay Christian and go for a world conquestAttila's 1212AD Mod as either Jerusalem or Antioch
>>497324845*as the Otomo damn cheeky autocorrect
>>497324619>>497324845What is Jerusalem worth?
>>497324605Bay is a Caananite but he is not a Jew, the Israelites are hanging out in the desert and worshipping Baal just like all the other Caananites during Pharaoh's timeframe.
>>497324778>too old
>>497325034Michael Bay?
>>497325003>What is Jerusalem worth?a special unique cutscene :D https://youtu.be/rcpBehVoOpM
I don't care if they aren't considered good. I fucking love Irondrakes.
>>497279482makes me think of this thread >>>/int/203086335
>>497326461you lost the falkland war faggot, now stop linking your own shit threads
>>497326461your president is fucking based amigo, now keep posting your awesome threads and ignore this >>497326669 homosexual
Another attack from the Goblins...
Damn...I lost my Ushabti.
The hordes of Goblins and hired human thugs try to breach the Quel'dorei lines.
>>497327092Total War: Warcraft is next, isn't it?they're going to move on from GW to Blizzard...it's so over...
but its no use... the masses of Goblins and Humans may have served them well against the Horde but the high elves are used to handling massive forces with little training.
>>497327571No, Warcraft is a dead series and WoW just keeps diving further into dogshit. Star Wars even in its current state would unironically be a safer bet for CA to make a game out of.
>https://www.earth.com/news/its-official-earth-now-has-two-moons-captured-asteroid-2024-pt5/um....
>>497328280>read article>"oh yeah it happens all the time and it's temporary"clickbaiting faggots as usual
>>497325887Man, remember when games could be based?
>>497327571No way they'd license out the Warcraft IP, for the same reason that studios don't sell ones, even ones they'll never use again unless they're about to go bankrupt. Because an individual has to make the decision to do it. So if he makes the decision to do it, and that studio then makes a highly successful game, people are going to be asking, "why weren't we the ones that made that game?" Then his head is on the line.
>>497328812https://youtu.be/aUelrPq7NxYif I had posted this one, would you still have called it "being based"?
>>497327571Would be funny but only when they start at the end of Warcraft frozen throne and basically rewrite vanilla WoW. The seethe on here would be glorious but also kind of sad I think.Warhammer fanboys bullied away all the historyfans and if Warcraft total war is ever a thing the same will happen to warhammer fanboys.
>>497329118Yes actually.
Which historical game should I play when I get burned out on warhams? More interested in ancient history than medieval and later.
>>497332024Rome 2 if you want the classic Rome kino experience and a great selection of cultures and campaigns, Attila if you like late antiquity or want a genuine challenge from a TW game, Pharaoh if you want a lot of really great mechanics and actual innovation from a TW game.
which total war has the best campaign mechanics?
>>4973327383K
Vampires vampire corruption building needs to be reworked since the way corruption works had been completely redone.
>>497333324It has the best diplomacy for sure, campaign mechanics not really.
>>497333324there's a horus heresy total war????
Post good feels>Massive blob of Chaos Warriors trapped in a chokepoint get held up by my halberdiers just long enough for a Comet of Cassendora to obliterate 85% of them
>>497334464>an entire front line of hellblasters opening up on an undead infantry
>>497334464>wood elves win an entire battle by kiting and take 0 casualties
>>497334275>let guy called "Horus Heresy" take over the army>surprised when he does a heresyare they stupid?!?!?!
>>497334464>bombard castle so hard defenders start routing out of the gates
>>497335598>are they stupid?!?!?!They're mon'keigh so yeah
>>497333914diplomacy is a campaign mechanic
>>497336058Obviously, retard, but one component of the campaign mechanics being good doesn't mean it has the best overall campaign mechanics.
>>497335885>actually using the m-word reporting this postthat kind of discriminatory racialist language is never appropriate, you fucking knife-ear
>>497334464>20 Skink and Saurchads vs 60 ambushing RatfagsLizards win
>>497335885>mon'keighI took way too long to figure out this joke.
>>497280809>https://files.catbox.moe/ku88o1.mp4MY BOARD IS AS BLUE AS MY BALLS! MOOOOOOOODS!
>>497338914what's the joke
>>497339895It's pronounced like "monkey"
>>497334464>playing Hittites>royal chariots manage to rear charge the enemy, get 100+ kills on the initial charge and start a chain route.
what slaanesh mechanic do siegvald and azazel get?
I BELIEVE IN MYSELF, I THINK I CAN WIN!I doubt it, but I BELIEVE!
>>497341119Azazel gets seduction and forced vassalization. No cults/devotees/bonus armiesSigvald gets access to more slaaneshi units than other characters, I think
>>497342170Thanks
>>497341818literally the only threat here is the lord of change
>>497342548I had more issues with the Slaaneshi one, as it's anti-large.Them and the Aspiring champions ROR, which is always a cunt to fight.
>hard is a snoozefest>very hard is a single enemy pumping out 5 20stacks on 2 cities while you don't have the money to go past 2 armies>campaign hits a literal surface area to volume limitation and you're effectively softlocked on a handful of cities, unless an ally makes some kind of miraculous opening
>>497260553Is salty milk good for you?
>>497343745Do warhammer vampires preserve blood in bottles or do they always drink straight from the tap? Would they even feel anything if they tried to mix blood and alcohol? Would they feel anything if they sucked the blood from someone who's very drunk?
>>497344116Well TWW has event art of admiralfu and her belt of blood bottles so I assume they do. Might just be a vampire pirate thing because they may have to spend weeks or months at sea without encountering a ship that has a living crew. Regular vampires usually live close to their food.
>>497342548You don't want it sitting on you
>>497254952Abyssal terror.
I fear that Kislev won't receive another DLC.
>>497347582Bear vs Wolf vs Mammoth DLC will sell like hot cakes dont you worry.
>>497347582We can only hope, there a dozen other factions that desperately need one more the jizzlev
Wood Elves have worst Long Victory req.
>>497259096CONQUER FEAR
>>497287547well maybe she doesn't want, or can't have kids? you should:
do you think the welves are spooked out
What is the strat for high elves? I've really onle played dwarfs and want to try Imrik but only know how to do corner box and nothing else
>>497354336checker board pattern archer units
>unable to win a defensive siege after wiping their whole army because a faggot hero can solo 7 archer units through regenclown game
Gentlemen... elves bad. I'm fitting in with y'all.Upvote me.
why don't they fight them on the bridge?
>>497355014No anon, some Elves bad, some elves good.
>>497355014no way fag, this is the elf general
whats longma
>>497355129I-I'm sorry, I kneel
>>497355112>khorne symbol
>>497355112Poor dino looks mildly confused instead of ferocious
>>497347582>No bear and the bull dlcIt's over...
>>497355408>It's over...we're so fucking back
>>497355203She's going through a phase.
>>497355291It's what happens when they're raised by Island queers and not their true kin.Fucking Island-wiggers
it's turn 8! what the fuck is this ambush size?-1000 treasury???booger!?
>>497355649just fight it it is an easy win you fool
>>497355709it's a crushing defeat you faggot i'm going to feed you my socks
>>497355863feed me your dick instead
>>497343678You simply need to play quicker while taking more risks.
>>497355649Thats what you get for using cheats!
>>497352957unprotected sex with miao yingmaybe (You) should let that sink in
>>497355129>/twg/ seeing itself as the most important place for all things total war>is only known to select few>if someone should get updated on some kind of news its /twg/ first>a very devoted inner circle that demands to return to the old ways>meanwhile the modern ways are considered old by most other people anyway>with the exact same problems that plagued empire and rome 2 total war
FOR SIGMARFOR THE EMPIREFOR KARL FRANZ
>>497357571for jondor
>>497356808i dont care but i want to see this elf get beaten down, chained up, and fucked in every hole by stormvermin for the rest of her stupid existence
why he laying there
>>497358126he sleepy
Has anyone tried modding TW Warhammer? How difficult it is, relatively speaking, to add a new LL lord?
>>497299647What the fuck are you smoking? Circle is borderline broken in 3k>Make your frontline into circles>Only front half is engaged (and gets defensive bonuses) and they dont get hit in the flank debuff like in checkerboard so they hold forever>Gaps between circles allow your archers to shoot through unimpeded
>>497358251No
>>497358251people have straight up added whole new factions
>>497358096That's horrible!
>>497359969no bulge?
>>497359969No elf abuse on /twg/
>>497359969holy shit will she have SEX with me????
more like shems burning gays heh
>>497360720no the proper name is shems burning gaze
>>497359596And? That doesn't answer my question at all.
the AI is literally hard focusing my herdstones :( guess I was too much of a nuisance
>>497361701DIEEE ELSPETH DIE AAAAAAAA
>>497362332managed it
>>497362475its hopeless though the vamps are marching for that fuckin stone
We dont like raroo players here in /twg/
>>497362976its my first time playing em I didn't pay 15$ for that dlc for nothin'
>>497355129elf rape
this reminds me of that cow and chicken show on cartoon network
what warhammer faction do Japanese people like the most?
>>497363891cutie! I wanna marry her
i love warhammer fantasyi love total war warhammeri love this threadi love you all
>>497363891imagine the smell of rotten fish in her room 247
spotify shuffle brought some fitting music for minotaur charges https://streamable.com/e07un2
>>497363891i'll go look on 2chan
>>497364291that was damn brutal tho
How are you supposed to use these guys now? Like one shot every volley actually hits its mark. They seem fucking useless sinse after the dlc
>>497364571disband them and use the trollhammer torpedo gyrocopter variant instead
>>497364571What >>497365578 said, the gyrocopter version is great. The foot version is just not worth it, if you want to use irondrakes, use the normal ones to kll some infantry.
So I finally got to play some more of Dynasties and for now it's very good actually, I am hookedHowever, it kinda irks me when my Mycean general units shout "Sons of Egypt" and "Egypt's finest" when selected...
shes so hot
>>497364061Love you too
>>497367540have to kill her tho
>>497364061>mlem
How many femanons here fantasize about getting bred by beastmen?
>>497368647At least one, but it's by Belakor
what the fuck is this guy he just solod khazrak and is taking no dmg from ranged
I've never actually checked, does Warhammer 3 still do that thing where all cavalry armies move faster on the campaign map than armies with infantry do?
>>497368830hes not yielding..
>>497368830your best bet is to kill his entire army, withdraw all your troops and then try to auto resolve him on his ownmaybe taurox could have killed ungrim but i have my doubtsungrim is a real monster
>>497368830My dude, you're facing the strongest dwarf.
>>497368913the only semblance of that mechanic is that waagh armies slow you down for some reason
>>497369116>>497369080yeah this is some valiant final stand shit
>>497369298so i charged khazrak in last sec to finish him offand he managed to kill him last second with like 0.01% hp yeah thats enough total war for this afternoon
>>497368647I don't know, think Grace comes here?
>>497367540sex
>>497369446Ahhhh, to die in battle...
>>497369446Ungrim (and other Slayers) have a passive that automatically makes them perform an attack against the nearest target/whatever killed them at the moment of their death
>>497370389fuck that's good to know I guess, I alt f4d after that battle gonna deal w it later
>>497370318Any of them because it's a fantasy game and you just posted a fantasy.
>>497369198And last I played greenskins it was very inconsistent. I couldn't figure out why some armies got slowed a lot more than others in regards to having waaaagh armies attached.
>>497369446If Ungrim killed Vlad (and gotten his traits), he's gonna be coming back every single battle
>>497368830
>>497363891They love cute Skinks and alphachad Saurus
>>497256817They kinda suck though
>>497286838Do the pikes in TWW even work like in older titles?
>>497364571theyre an antilarge, arc firing, explosive missiles in a faction of defensive lines, if you cant figure it out, you might too retarded to play dorfs, and skaven might be more your speed
>>497373583Those are spears.
>>497363891The undead
>>497377065Combat animations dlc5$kek
>>497377065>Shut up about Japanese translation already>Trash can't even speak English and wants to play western gameseops and jops are both oppressed classes.
>>497377065Why would it be blocked in Japan?
>>497377524Not enough futa.
https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3341904710Landship(Black Ark) lol
Any tips for Dwarfs into Tzeentch? Kairos is giving me serious trouble as Thorek.
>>497378608those wheels look so fucking goofy
>>497378937Artillery, Tzeentch counters your flying roster but they're weaker in every other regard especially missile range, use that to your advantage, maybe even consider Bolt Throwers if Kairos himself is the problem.
What legendary heroes could we get for each race?
>faction has a mechanic or tool that; debuffs enemy income, debuffs enemy replenishment, debuffs enemy recruitment, debuffs enemy economically, debuffs enemy agent chance, debuffs enemy building time/costs, causes minor attrition, causes a rebellion, spreads corruption, or debuffs anything that isn’t an armies in-battle statsActual waste of devtime. Useless against AI and nobody plays MP.There is zero situations in which outright attacking is not the strongest and easiest option.The sole ‘mechanic’ I can think of that is the exception is Kairos changing of ways, and thats literally just console command level shit, and really only block army and diplomacy hacks.
>>497380642the only thing you'll be getting is a dick up your ass you dumb faggot
Today, I am going to start the Beastmen IE campaign, because I hate myself.
>>497380642Ungrol, moonclaw or slugtongue for beastmen.Still holding out for ghorros warhoof as flc ll. He doesn’t even need a mechanic. Just slap him down and his faction focuses on centigors. Khazark, malagor, and morghor don’t have mechanics and they’re fine.
>>497381410I started a khazrak vh/h/ironman last night and this shits a breeze idk what you’re talking about.
Is it possible to cs.rin.ru TW: Warhammer 3? I pirated w2 and enjoyed with some twgbros helping me out with the basics
>>497358251It's easier than you'd think, you're just editing tables. Check out Trajann's mods that add LLs/LHs, they're a decent base to learn off of.
>>497381641no, Warhammer 3 will not be cracked until support is ended.Just like Warhammer 2 was, just like Pharaoh.
>>497381641You can creamapi but you need to buy the base game.
>>497380642>>497380642Shadowblade for Dark ElvesApophas for Tomb KingsLudwig Schwarzhelm for EmpireJosef Bugman for DwarfsNaieth for Wood ElvesGitilla da Hunta for GreenskinsGreen Knight for Bretonnia
>start a Belakor campaign>WTF, why isn't he on Albion?>realize I actually picked Azazel since they look exactly the same
>>497381206Will that be a FLC or DLC?
>>497381773sorry this is what I meant >>497381790 is it possible to buy the base game its 20€ on cdkeys and then creamapi all the dlcs. guess it's possible
>>497380642Shadowblade for Delfs.Neferata for Vampire Cunts.Literally anybody for Welfs.Thanquol for Skaven.Herald Nekhap for Tomb Kings because Settra needs someone to announce him.
>>497381958>Green Knight for BretonniaHope we get more legendary heroes for Bretonnia asied from him.This guy look and sounds cool:https://whfb.lexicanum.com/wiki/Amalric_of_Gaudaron>Amalric was an incredibly powerful warror, capable of destroying undead enemies without even lifting his weapon, the holy aura that surrounded him was known as the Bane of the Undead. Which when added to his abilities as a Grail Knight, made him even deadlier
>>497381641Want me to buy yoy the base game? Game isn't cracked but cs run ru does have the dlc
>>497381769thanks man
Is Malakai fun? Not really into dwarves but helicopters and airships are cool.
>>497377524Sega doesn't want to translate it for that market
>>497382773Hell fucking yeah. He's busted af, but actually manages to be in a fun way. Once you start popping down your thunderbarges you pretty much just gotta masturbate to the spectacle.
Fay Enchantress > Alarielle > Elspeth > Isabella > Katarin > Ulrika > Morathi
>>497382773Kino for the high-tier Dwarf units.Not fitting for beardmaxxing though, you should play Thorgrim for Warrior/Longbeard/Ironbreaker/Hammerers etc
>like another month or 2 for next dlc>then like 5 more for the next to finish the 4 3-way chaos dlc set>then maybe we could get a quick dlc like a character pack lol jk another 5 monthsWhy do I subject myself to this?
>>497383241You are missing a lot my dude. What about Khalida? Aranessa? Repanse? Naestra and Arahan? Drycha? Miao Ying? I understand leaving Valkia, Hellebron and Ursula out though.
>>497383241>Hellebron not even on the listhagbros..not like this..
My DM approved my pitch for an ex-bodyguard Ratfolk Fighter who's basically a ronin after he was framed for the assassination of his lordCan ratchads please share some cool artwork?
>>497383481Valkia is a cutie though...
I'm gonna start a bretonnia campaign, trying to decide between boredelaux, carcasonne, and repanse, what's the strengths of each one?
>>497383679This month might offer a Bretonnia rework.
>>497383481I thought that Repanse and Miao Ying are too cringe and I'm not allowed to find them pretty.
>>497383798That's stupid.
>>497383798That's true.
>>497382589thanks bro but no need, was just wondering for the DLC
I bet Valkia secretly has a cute frilly dress that she wears when no one's around.
>>497383625Sure this is what your adventure is going to look like!
>>497383679Louen>traditional unite Bretonnia campaign>comfy start with lots of potential allies that you have to save from tons of enemiesAlberic>forces a strong knight focus due to Saurus>learn how to use knights in awful jungle conditions>easy allies to the north lets you focus on getting a comfy lustria position, that you can then convert into a crusade against daemonsRepanse>terrain lends itself very well to knights>one of the most hectic warzones on the planet, a ton of LLs to smite
>>497384065>Christian d&d adventureWould be kinda neat.
>>497384065Rude
>>497384417That's just Lord of the Rings
>>497383625kill yourself and stop begging for the same spammed pictures with off-topic nonsense
>>497384707I mean you aren't completely wrong.
>>497383625I am really hoping you are playing WHFRPG, because one of the best sessions I ever had was the one shot with an all-Skaven party. Jesus Christ, the stupid evil shenanigans...
>>497380642>EmpireBoris Todbringer>Vampire CountsKonrad Von Carstein>DwarfsJosef Bugman>GreenskinsGitilla da Hunter>Warriors of ChaosSlambo>BeastmenMoonclaw>Wood ElvesScarloc the Wanderer>BretonniaBertrand the Brigand>NorscaBeorg Bearstruck>Dark ElvesMengil Manhide>SkavenThanquol>LizardmenInxi Huinzi>High ElvesEldyraI will let the DLC team choose for each TWW3 races?
>>497384791There's no need to be upset
>>497385052I am still amazed that Konrad Von Carstein and Thanquol aren't LLs. Although I would take Neferata over Konrad anyday.
>>497382127Yes
>>497384174what about the fay enchantress? Also I started up louen and I'm liking it so far
>haven't played RoC in a long time, remember it being awful, forgot why, retry it anyway>suddenly the rifts spawn and spew out armies everywhere and of course you're not sitting on your settlements because you're playing the gameDo they just expect people to just sit around and farm them or what? The more land you take the more you get fucked.
>>497383637This
>>497385712Feet enchantress fights Grom/Morghur/Ikit and gets friendly with woodys. Then you can confed whoever you want and go there.
>>497386092Okay so I recruited a second lord, a witch lady, but she doesn't have the grail vow... does that mean I'm going to have massive upkeep for all my cav?? Why even offer a lady lord then?
>>497386792The ladies are all spellcasters
>>497386792You get them if you want caster turn 1 without having to wait for tier 3 building for caster hero. And yes, new lords have no vows until you get more chivalry.
>>497386792Recruited Bretonnian Lord don't have Grail vow too.You have to "level them up" with the "Vows/Troth" thing.
>>497383625
Wood Elves are so hecking awful to play as Long Victory.
>>497387024>>497387485Okay, so yeah, I have to wait for the vows. That's kinda bullshit. But it looks like ladies don't get the final vow that lets them have grail knights for low upkeep? They have different vows than male lords
>>497387605you should be able to do multiple rituals at the same time. That not being the case is bullshit.
So how're you supposed to fight Skaven as dwarves?Every skaven stack has a lore of ruin spellcaster that's going to dick on your frontline
>>497388278Gyrocopters
How difficult is Kislev in IE? Katarin specifically?Keep in mind that I am usually losing my shit playing as Karl Franz.
>>497388712that's not going to undick my frontline or prevent their casters from doing their gay shit
>>497388278It's lore accurate
I genuinely don't want to play this game anymore because of movement, I just wish that armies retreating couldn't summon up tons of movement they otherwise didn't haveAlso it sucks when they retreat further into your territory, towards your less defended minor settlements, I fucking hate this shit
>>497389685it will kill their dangerous units. They aren't going to wipe your army with just magic.
>>4973896852x trollhammer gyros and the wizard is dead in no time
>>497385792Use agents to close them.
>>497389839They always retreat away from you, it's not random, choose an angle of attack that herds them in the right directionUse your agents to slow them down. Agents have all these campaign actions for a reason.
>>497391525None of my heroes have block army. I’m playing as Bretonnia.
>>497389839This is why you stack all the skills and ancillaries that buff campaign movement
>>497391752Don't Damsels have Block Army?
New player here, am I understanding Realm of Chaos correctly? The text says that it's unique story-driven experiences, but the main "gamemode" is always collecting the four souls? And the story-driven experiences are just a few tutorial-level missions at the start?Coming from paradox games I've grown too used to mission trees that have a large impact on the rest of the campaign.
>>497394169Well, yeah, I’m fucking retarded. I didn’t build the damsel building yet because it’s like turn 15. I’ll get on it
Huh. I've only now caught The Killing Joke reference in the Warden and the Paunch trailer. Holy shit, I'm slow. At least I got the Predator reference.
>>497394496Yeah, Realm of Chaos is the "main" campaign, but neither campaign in Warhammer Total War games were very story-driven to begin with.And everybody is almost exclusively playing Mortal/Immortal Empires anyway.
Eastern vampires when?
>>497395325Already in the game thanks to /ourgirl/ poljanan
>>497394642Bretonnia doesn't have supply lines (additional Lords don't cumulatively increase upkeep on all your armies), use that to run around in pairs or even trios with one of those armies sitting in Marching Stance and the other two stealthed. Just remember not to do this against Skaven, they get ambush on their default attack stance
>>497395630Thanks for the tip and yeah I know about skaven, I was trying to march in encano stance until I see one and then move normal towards them
>>497389661Depends on the AI cheats allocation. Kostaltyn *could* crush Throt early on, leading a borefest campaign. Or Azhag and throt can get mega cheats and your campaign turns into hell on turn 12.Tbh, current Franz campaign is harder than Katarin's on legendary. Mainly because Azhag gets his shit kicked in by Ungrim pretty constantly and you can just rush to kill Throt before he declares war on Kostaltyn.Franz meanwhile has to deal with Grom and Vlad at the same time.
>>497397346Can't Elspeth just get big cheats and beat Vlad?
>>497397531I played Franz a couple times and Elspeth kinda got trapped in her starting province as Sylvania attacked from the north and skhag came from the south. You have to solo sylvania after fecundities + one-eye warherd. Recruit a second lord to hold the line against kemmler at fort eilhart, and dump any available money into upgrading helmgart
>people seriously only play franz over and over and overI’ve played a bunch of archaeon, but usually when theres a new chaos dlc. I’m a chaosfag, but thats still like 8 different races.
it takes me 2 and a half minutes to load the campaignis this normal?
>>497400531SSD?CPU?RAM?
>>4974008353
anyone got the "waaagh what we doin on the bed warchief pomf =3" meme?
Post them
>>497400835Yes.
>>497400937>>497401362S2S (sucks to suck) IG (I guess)
Do you guys like to add RoR to your armies regularly, or hold off until there's an emergency and you really need that fast recruitment?
>>497402398I save them for an emergency.
>>497401165My dick is bigger than yours.
>>497402624I'm a more real fan than you because I have more games installed!
>>497402398I set up full RoR armies and station them in their home territories when possible.
>>497402832You win.I am currently running out of SDD space.
When are we getting news?
Ughhhhh when are they gonna announce 40k this is booooooring
>>497402985I always install Total Wars, play half a campaign, get bored and uninstall.Rome 1 / Remaster and Warhammer 3 are the only games I play for more than a day before getting bored, dunno why but the thought of playing most Total Wars is far more enjoyable than actually engaging with it.
Scythian tomboy gf
im glad theres no rats in this thread
>>497405178Yeah, it sure is convenient. I missed getting to throw just slightly too old cheese into the middle of the room and watching it sit there without any rats coming in to take it. It's our tradition and it sure was a tragedy that we could not afford to do it anymore.*throws cheese to the floor*
>>497403339For me, the TW game I played the most is Rome 2 and Atilla, then Shogun 2, then Warhammer. Dunno, for some reason those game click with me the most. Although, recently I was really having a blast with Pharaoh Dynasties.I wish I could go back to Med2 though. It's the UI that kills me. It looked alright back in 2006 on my 4:3 CRT monitor, but it looks like shit in ultraHD widescreen.
>>497405178she cute
>>497406045>misclicked didn't you?
>>497406243no
SPARTAN HOPLITES
>>497404249
>>497406891TRIARIII
>>497405178I agree manthing
>>497408021Imagine her taking you as a personal slave
>>497408212
>>497408021Imagine giving her an Instant Loss and dominating her
>>497408293>the look of fear in his eyesKek
>>497408021druchii, especially women, aren't THAT big canonically, are they
>>497408021
>>497408340>Imagine giving her an Instant Losswe call it Auto Resolve here, pal
>>497408424No, all the lords in this game are just huge.
>>497408634They ate ALL the veggies.
>>497408728you can fool us no longer the truth is plain to see>>497408552
THE MERCILESS HOST
>>497408424Warhammer elves are pretty tall
>>497408424>>497408634>>497408773>Big Repanse is here to protect you petit empire hommes
>>497408773>Eat all the veggies.>Drink all the milk.>Now Drycha and Taurox are rampaging through the world demanding vengeance.Oops my b.
>>497409058Big sister Repanse...
>>497409058>tfw no repanse-onee to hug me
>>497403030>1st time they mentionned doing "rework" (like Cults rework) and/or adding new content (like The Deep) was in the interview video from the 26th of June.>We got a propper preview of patch 5.2 (detailing the new contents) the 15th of August.>Patch 5.2 was released the 19th of August.Now, we got the last interview (mentioning Bretonnia and Kislev rework) the 10th of September.They also said: "We aim to be back with more news on our next major patch, 5.3, towards the end of October, so until then, we'll see you on the battlefield!"
>>497292595>Know your place, human.heh
I love the Marienburg mod
>>497292595>>497409621
>>497408021>>497408293>>497408552>>497408728>10 thousand cock stare.
>>497409309>>497409509Imagine being a lowly bretonnian peasant that gets rescured by that>>497409058Why would you not follow her?
>>497410925Anon, if I'm a lowly brettonian peasant, I'd follow ANYONE who can get me out of my "gets raided by chaos, beastmen and whatever the fuck every other fucking week" bum-ass village
>>497382127i did thatsega dronned my dog
>>497409309>>497409509>>497410925>After your rescue she makes sure to keep you as her personal squire who helps her undress whenever she returns from a battle>she's very sweaty and it is one of your duties to bathe her>she also demands that you sleep in her bed to keep you safe>hugs you like a teddybear the whole night
>>497409058>Be Henry le massif>Be the only man built "massif" enough to please Repanse>Be friendzoned forever
>>497411331>hugs you like a teddybear the whole nightAnon I don't know if you've ever actually slept together with someone but irl this would be awful
>>497411331>"Squire Anon, it is time for your hand to hand combat lessons"
>>497410925>>497411134
>>497411705>but irl this would be awfulluckily we're talking about fantasy
>>497412212Fair, but I can't really fantasize about something I know I wouldn't like if it actually happened
>>497411705>implying I'm not going to just pass out from having my dick milked by her every night
>>497412004>>497411706What is this garbage?
What if Repanse but living in peace
Henri le MassifFred le AveragesizedaccordingtothelatestresearchJohn le Smol
>>497413056Proper Big 'Enry, bloody top bloke, like
Sex with hot elf women
>>497412832and without any clothes
>>497414508In my bedroom
>>497414021
Wood elves.
>>497416205hate 'em
>>497416205love them
>>497408021You can really tell the difference between Warhammer 1 and 2 assets.
Norsca should get a complete rework and be a subfaction of a Tribes of Chaos faction, which includes all of the fantasy steppe nomads too. They all should also be able to recruit Tong as endgame tier 5 units, because the average Tong was basically Conan the Barbarian.
>>497416445maybe they'll get some love with the bretonnia overhaul
>>497416756Didn't they already get reworked or am I misremembering things?
>>497416991lmao, Norsca hasn’t gotten anything since Warhammer 1. Their beast hunts became broken in 3 and their unique endgame dilemma was removed. They only got two things. Being able to occupy everything and more port income as a band aid.
>empire>imperial authority>collages of magic and decrees>elector count seats>Dwarfs>special extra build slots>crafting items>book of grudges>special movement stances>Bretonnia>murder captives to get points to temporarily have a mid hero
>>497413569
they could give bretonnia something like a crusade mechanic
>>497414021w-what about sex with a cold blooded elf woman ?
>>497417639I always figured they should have something like a WAAAGH mechanic, if we're not giving a FLC faction brand new mechanics. They declare a crusade, and gather up knights and battle pilgrims and go on a spree of slaying evil.
>>497417909only if she winks at me like this
damn decievers is kind of boring>nobody can attack you>huge laundry list of schemes>slow to get rolling>changing of the ways is slow as shit because you don't have kairos>several theatres want LAND battles, settlement battles don't count for some reason>since nobody can see you the only way to force a land battle is to teleport onto someone walking between provinces or force rebellions right next to you>everybody knows me so I'm constantly getting dogshit NAPs from minor factions and losers
thorek got mindbroken...
Is there a good beginner-level playthrough of Warhammer 3? I kinda know how to play the game but I don't really know what to do when and I feel like I'm falling behind super quickly
Holy miraculous victory, batman. Pistol summons were MVPs for popping slayers on demand.
>>497421696TyrionAlarielleZhao MingMiao YingSkarbrandThorgrim
>>497422053Oh I meant like someone playing the game with beginner things in mind, every youtuber is just posting wacky meme-runs where everything is edited like a bollywood movie
>>497422342Why not just play the game? It'll teach you far better than watching someone will. You'll fail sometimes, but failure is good. It's the only way to truly learn, you experience the reason behind certain gameplay patterns instead of simply copying a professional without understanding.
>>497422342>>497421696this zoomer might have some hand holding for youhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuqF7U6jX44
>>497421696>>497422879Nice marketingWhy don't you buy an ad?
>>497409621What was this artist again
can i shill my mod here? its not perfect but i worked very hard on it!
>>497422774The problem is that I don't feel like I'm learningI've tried 5 Khorne campaigns and I can't expand anywhere because ruins refuse to become settled and they get swooped up by other factions, once I lose a single battle it snowballs into complete failure, and troops are either incredibly squishy or too expensiveAlso it feels like all of his buildings are absolute ass and not even worth investing in when sacking gives me thousands
>>497422879Great video thanks, I learned a ton of stuffSubscribed
>>497421696I recall watching a 'first few turns' guide during WH2, when I got into this myself. Could be there's someone still doing those, they're pretty handy your first time around.
>>497424045Only if it's not for Attila
>>497424045sure, let's see it.
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what type of schizoposting is this?
>>497424082Yeah Khorne isn't a good starter factionYou should probably go with one of those other campaigns someone reccommended. Khorne requires high aggression. His building basically exists to make you fight and sack more. Khorne exists in the red income and only stays out of bankruptcy by sacking and fighting. This also requires you to fight every fight manually to minimize casualties. It'll be hard to learn tactics when you're constantly at a disadvantage by design. Play Zhao Ming. His units are strong in melee and tankier, and he has a wide variety of units to learn how to use while also starting in a area with less enemies so you won't easily get ganged up on.
>>497424219Didn't really work, except maybe the consent one.
>>497424082What the other anon said but don't play Zhao Ming, Cathay are a soulless faction of bugmenPlay Kairos if you have the CoC DLC and Epidemius if you don't
i am going to say mean words to elves
>>497424045I do it all the time.
CA is very likely to post an update on the interim patch within the next 5 days.
didnt ask
>>497425416Forget words, start punching elves in the belly.
I think that Festus might be the biggest stomp campaign in Total War.The Empire simply can't deal with Chaos Warriors of Nurgle... and don't even get me started on the Vampire Counts.
>>497425959CA is very likely to post an update on the october patch within this month
>>497424219the wojak generator isn't that good to be honest, there are more complex and realistic glifs
>>497429039yeah, that type of ai still has miles to go
>>497425668>>497425668>>497425668
>>497417442Not actually small thoughAppears to be a bretonnian "Little John"
>>497430053>>497430053>>497430053move
FOR KING GEORGE AND GREAT BRITAIN
>>497429162get fucked.
